You decide to visit Chiaki now. You can dance all you want to Kyuubey's tune later - besides, you know you'll just be useless being anything other than worried sick if you don't. Best to just get it out of the way now. If things aren't as bad as you dreaded they were, then you won't have to feel like you're inches from locking yourself in a bathroom stall and having the mother of all nervous breakdowns all day. On the other hand, if things ARE worse than what Kyuubey let on, then at least you'll be able to use all day racking your brains about what you can do to help - instead of locking yourself in a bathroom stall and having the mother of all nervous breakdowns all day....Get it together, Miracle Midori. Get it THE FUCK together.You didn't get brought back to life by a pink-haired absentee goddess and her butch biker outfit-wearing timeline clone to get panic attacks whenever something bad happens to your girlfriend.No more panic attacks. Not now, not ever. Not even when said girlfriend is turned into Satan and starts going crazy while being in Satan mode.Because no one will be there for Chiaki. No one who really knows what kind of hell she's going through.
>>39726758You make a beeline direct for Silent Room Regalia, blithely ignoring your smartphone alerting you that it's fifteen minutes until your first class as a Callidus Instructor. Usually, at this point, you'd already be there in the classroom, fidgeting nervously in front of rows upon rows of empty seats, waiting for your 'students' to get in and get settled - but not now. Not right now, when there are much more important things than teaching a room full of bored teenagers the difference between an illusion and a mirage, and how to flick open a butterfly knife the fastest and safest without looking like an absolute prat and stabbing yourself in the hand.Just as you round the corner, though, you hear a voice. A familiar voice that you've forgotten about in your panic and worry at your sempai's latest predicament. A voice, perenially rendered with the irritated edge of interrupted sleep, arguing with a calmer, smoother, but somewhat more nervous one."You think I'm scared of you and your faggot patrol? I don't give a steamy bareback FUCK about what your Incubator says. I was there. I need to see her.""Miss Cooldown, please. Our orders were clear. No one is to enter Silent Room Regalia at this time.""What's up with you? You like staying up late at night, motherfucker? You and your color-coordinated cumdumpsters?""I work better in the dark, Miss Cooldown. That doesn't have anything to do with our orders. Please--""The fuck kinda name is Ecstasy Darks, anyway? My last name is Cooldown and I think your name is dumb.""It's a--""I know a bitch named Bloodysunday. I know a bitch named Pearlharbor. And I STILL think your name is dumb.""...""I won't ask again, you rainbow colored cocksuckers. Let. Me. Through."[1/2]
>>39726772Your girlfriend's ex. And from what it sounds like, she's giving Heartcatch Squad - the squad of Eversors assigned to stand guard in front of your girlfriend's holding cell - a hard time.What do you do? Backtrack slowly and watch from a distance. Let the American wear herself out trying to get through. At least you can watch her feel stupid, it'll make you feel just a bit better.Get in there and try your own luck in getting in. You're one of the Warmaster's aides, maybe you can try pulling rank.Other.
>>39726795>[x]Get in there and try your own luck in getting in. You're one of the Warmaster's aides, maybe you can try pulling rank.Intimidate them with your bust, Green-Green!
>>39726772>[X]Other.Ask Cooldown to back away for a bit and figure out a plan to get in there.You need to work together.
>>39726795>[X]Other.Try and calm Wendy down, she tries to break in to that room, Kyuubey goes full meltdown. We know exactly how she feels, it's painful but there really isn't much choice.
>>39726772What >>39726822 said:>[X]Other.>Ask Cooldown to back away for a bit and figure out a plan to get in there.>You need to work together.
>>39726795>[X]Get in there and try your own luck in getting in. You're one of the Warmaster's aides, maybe you can try pulling rank.
>>39726795>[X]Get in there and try your own luck in getting in. You're one of the Warmaster's aides, maybe you can try pulling rank.Make sure to puff out your chest as much as you can. Maybe add some Callidus magic.
>>39726795>Get in there and try your own luck in getting in. You're one of the Warmaster's aides, maybe you can try pulling rank.
>>39726795>[X]Other.Get in there really sneaky beaky like, we cadillus now.
>>39726795[x]Backtrack slowly and watch from a distance. Let the American wear herself out trying to get through. At least you can watch her feel stupid, it'll make you feel just a bit better.
>>39726772actually changing vote from >>39726826 to >>39726822
>>39726795>OtherCall up QB. Tell him that we're going in and let us author I've Cool down to come with us.If Chiaki is in an altered state, then its best to have a meatshield, and Wendy has plenty of meat.
>>39726795>[X]Get in there and try your own luck in getting in. You're one of the Warmaster's aides, maybe you can try pulling rank.yay I made it in time for the first vote!
>>39726795>[x]Use this as an excuse to go in to see Sempai. Make it seem like you are doing this as a favor to Cooldown and that you don't think this is a big deal.
>>39726795>[x]Get in there and try your own luck in getting in. You're one of the Warmaster's aides, maybe you can try pulling rank.
>>39726889You can delete your post and then post again.
>>39726795>>39726822>[X]OtherWork with Edgy Cooldown. Try to go in together to make her not worry as much.
>>39726795>Get in there and try your own luck in getting in. You're one of the Warmaster's aides, maybe you can try pulling rank.Well, thread two hours late, but thread either way. Try to be diplomatic, but remember: Kyubey said any unauthorized person triying to entering Regalia will be punishid in the most hard way the Officio law decree. Do not let Wendy do anything stupid
>>39726795>Ask Cooldown to back away for a bit and figure out a plan to get in there.>You need to work together.
>>39726908Is she more or less edgy than Ecstasy Darks?
>>39726795>[X]Other.We actually HAVE authorisation from QB to go in there. The question is whether to let Cooldown in too, or rub it in her face.
>>39726909This is actually a pretty good point. Should probably mention it to Wendy.
>>39726931If you asked Ecstacy Darks where she lived, she'd say "Mitakihara".If you asked Cooldown where she lived, she'd say "ON THE EDGE."Does that answer your question?
>>39726795>[x]Get in there and try your own luck in getting in. You're one of the Warmaster's aides, maybe you can try pulling rank.We might have to work together on this one.
>>39726795i still think ecstasy darks is a great name
>>39726795>Get in there and try your own luck in getting in. You're one of the Warmaster's aides, maybe you can try pulling rank"If i'm not out in ten minutes, cover my class for me, Wendy."
>>39727030But you just went on a tirade calling it stupid. Silly Cooldown!
>>39727030I do too but mostly because it annoys Hat-chan
>>39727030A great name...for a SLUT to have!
>>39726795[x]Get in there and try your own luck in getting in. You're one of the Warmaster's aides, maybe you can try pulling rank.
>>39726772>wendy's magical size-changing boobs
>>39727056>bullying the hatthe worst
>>39727078Well, she IS a Callidus
>>39727094Hat's gotta learn to stop worrying and love the cheese.
>>39727078Proper flat ones now, as it should be.
>>39727068It would make a pretty good stripper name.
>>39727140It's true anon.Ecstasy Darks sucks the best cock of them all!
>>39726795> Work with cooldown to get in.QB did say we could go in, didn't he?
>>39727201He didn't say anything about Wendy. Remember, any unauthorized person wull be severely punished
>>39727193What if Deli Heal agencies actually exist?
>>39726772>you and your faggot patrol?>You and your color-coordinated cumdumpsters?">My last name is Cooldown and I think your name is dumb.">"I know a bitch named Bloodysunday. I know a bitch named Pearlharbor. And I STILL think your name is dumb."I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
>>39727232We saw one in Chiaki's barrier in the Siberia Arc
>>39727232>>39727246Not only that, Midori actually lived near one.
>>39727201That was just for Midori.It would only take 30 seconds to call him and ask to have Wendy authorized for a visit, but some people seem determined to try to cock it up by going around behind QB's back to get Wendy in.
Holy shit I am catching one of these live! HOORAY.
>>39727264As expected of slutdori
>>39726931I think Ecstasy Darks is more nihilistic and cooldown is tsundere with anger management issues.
>>39727269The boss is gonna be busy sorting out everything else. If he doesn't give a shit about Wendy seeing Chiaki, he won't give a shit if we pull rank to get her in.
>>39727301Unless you are wrong and he loses his shit. Better play it safe
>>39727351Name one time we've seek the Coobmeister lose his shit.Honestly the closest thing I can think of is the last time Chiaki smiled at him and told him to have a nice day.
>>39727370When we just came back from wookie dimension and again in the the silent room.He was practically shitting himself.
>>39727301If he didn't give a suit about Wendy seeing Chiaki, he would have put her on the Authorized List, and he wouldn't have repeated himself to make sure that Midori knows that only people of the list, and no one else, are to be allowed into Regalia.
>>39727387In Regalia? Nah, when he went to see Chiaki it was tense, sure, but he had things on lockdown. Even if she'd flipped on him, he had a plan.I'll give you when we came back from the Warp though.
Don't have the time to follow the thread today so here's an image to explain how deculture works instead, and a hope that when I return we don't end up with Midori sticking her soul gem into Pinky or something equally suicidal.
>>39727414>sticking her soul gem into PinkyNice choice of words there.
>>39727442It's one of my goals so hopefully that anon will be disappointed.
>>39727414>>39727442>sticking her soul gem into PinkyThat reminds me of something
>>39727513It's true. Inside the body is safer than tacked onto your clothes.
>>39727532Depens. The soul gem transmit sensations, like pleasure and temperature. If you put it in the stomach, for example, the acid would make you permanently stay in pain, and in the vagina being perpetually aroused. Both are terrible in a battle
>>39727569>and in the vagina being perpetually aroused.Well, this gives me an idea...
>>39727569Wouldn't putting it into your belly work? Just a quick cut and healing later and it's safely stored.
>>39727569What if your power is fueled by lewdness?
>>39727612What happens if you get punched in the gut?
>>39727615You would be the chosen for the Golden Dildo.
>>39727612Truthfully just wear it as a ring and then put a functional form of one of those dumb fashion statements from Hackers, call it a day.
>>39727639Chiaki's worst enemy...
>>39727667You mean "idols", right?
I would blow Chiaki Matsuda's french horn.
>>39727761Wendy get back in the quest.
>>39727761What does that mean? What is a "french horn"?
>>39727781I'm taking a guess but I'm pretty sure the pic is from Hibike Euphonium, and her instrument of choice is the french horn.Having not seen the show I could easily be wrong.
>>39727638What happens when you get punched in the soul gem?
>>39727834You feel your entire body get punched.If the punch is hard enough, you die.
>>39727856Better have a layer of flesh in between then, no?
>>39727856if i smash this gem will you die
pro-tip: A meguca with her soul gem in her body IS A NORMAL HUMAN BEING.
>>39727918Except if that soul is cristalized. You can't punch the soul of a person, but you can punch a soyl gem. It's not the same
>>39727918what if they ate it instead
>>39727917It would be extremely painful.
Anons, considering the time that has passed, do you think is time to post blondes?
>>39727945Ask The Transcended One.
So between Midori breasts would be both the safest and the comfiest place for a soulgem ?
>>39727918But that's wrong, you moron. If I rip off your arms you won't be fine. A magical girl will.
>>39727979No, just be patient. You don't need to spend every single second of the day in this thread.Go watch a youtube video or anime. Read a fucking book. Do anything other than shitpost in this thread.
>>39727979Variety is the spice of life anon.
>>39727918Let me just shoot both of your kneecaps and see how you deal with it, opposed to a not-completely-new meguca.
>>39728047The further away the soul gem is from the body, the less sensation is transferred. Soul Gem mechanics 101Therefore, the logical inverse is that, If the soul gem is in 100% contact with the body, there should be no effective difference in pain threshold between a meguca and a human.
>>39727866Look at Angelina Jolie's finger.
>>39727980>Bottom of water body is textured with Caustic patten>distortions from ripples overlays patters rather than shifts it0/10 pleb-tier hydrodynamics
>>39728162>>39728092He's right about the sensations, and that made me realise I mangled my argument rather badly. Mea culpa.Let me try again:Let me shoot off both your kneecaps and leave you alone in a dark, concrete bunker for hours, then see whether the meguca or you recovered first.
NYAN NYAN NYAN!!
>>39728198He's saying drop some decent armor over the little ring version of the soul gem and it's probably as safe as it's gonna get.
One job, yadda yadda.
>>39726861 >>39726863 >>39726868 >>39726874You decide to try and step in, yourself. As tempting as it is to watch Wendy make a fool of herself - Ecstasy Darks proving to be the consummate poker-faced professional, even when dealing with an increasingly-irate American - you also know that isn't helping anyone in the long run. If anything, letting Wendy go on could create enough trouble that anything you might be planning could be thrown in jeopardy.And...well...you'd be lying if you couldn't hear the urgency in Wendy's words. The same kind of panic and dread that had woken you up in a cold sweat, with the memory of your nightmare still fresh in your mind. The wounds it left still bleeding and raw.You know how she felt, and you can't exactly blame her for trying.And so, taking a deep breath - and briefly checking your reflection on your smartphone's screen - you step forward, loudly clearing your throat. Making Wendy pause in mid-tirade - and the beleaguered, color-coordinated Heartcatch Squad to first bristle in alarm at the sound, then visibly relax as they turn to look at you. Ecstasy Darks, most of all - even with her carefully-impassive smile and relaxed body language, you couldn't miss how her shoulders lost the tiniest bit of tension in them when you finally made your approach."Aide to the Warmaster present. Salute." The Eversor with the bobcut coldly remarks, and all five color-coordinated Eversors salute you in unison. The simultaneous act done with such ferocious, aggressive enthusiasm that you almost flinch - something that would've definitely ruined the confident smile you flashed Wendy with as you made your way to them.[1/2]
>>39728639"Getting them riled up won't work," You tell her, barely managing to keep the smug from your voice, even more when Wendy narrows her eyes at you. "Our Eversors aren't as hot-tempered as the ones you have back home, Miss Cooldown. They don't bait easily, especially the Ninth's. You'll always have a hard time goading them into going against their orders." You return the salute as nonchalantly as you could, pulling it off like you didn't spend days in front of a mirror getting it just right. "Is that right, Miss Darks?"The dark-haired Eversor nods. "Of course, ma'am. Our orders are absolute, and until we're told otherwise by our superior ranking officer, we follow them to the letter.""Can you explain to Miss Cooldown why is that?" You smile as Wendy's frown turns into a full-out scowl, a spitting image of how your sempai would look if someone were to replace her pancakes with waffles. At this, Ecstasy Darks smiles. "Because Rank Leader - and now Acting Warmaster - Sayaka would be very disappointed in us, ma'am.""Bullshit." Wendy spits. "You nerds scared of Megabitch Mickey?" The curious nickname makes Squad Heartcatch bristle again, most especially the blue-haired one at the back. Kurumi Erika or something...? "I knew you guys were faggots for wearing matching color costumes, but I didn't know you guys were just a bunch of dickless dipshits, too. And you call yourselves Eversors--""Miss Cooldown." Ectasy's voice is cold, sharp, sharper than it had ever been since she started trying to politely dissuade Wendy from doing anything rash. "You are an honored guest and sub-contractor for this Officio. We are aware of your connections to the Warmaster. And you may say anything about us, we don't particularly care. But say another word besmirching our Rank Leader's - and now Acting Warmaster's - peerless reputation and we will be forced to take action."[2/3]
>>39728669"W-wait! WAIT." You shove yourself between Wendy and Squad Heartcatch, just as the American prepares to launch her own venom-laden, verbal assault in reply. "Everyone, please! It's way too early in the morning for something like this, isn't it? Let's all relax." You smile at Darks. "Anyway, I'm here to visit sem--I mean, Chiaki-san. Kyuubey should have notified you that I could--""Oh, yes, of course." Ecstasy glances at her squad mates, and all of them step aside to let you through. "The Incubator notified us of your authorization as early as this morning, ma'am.""...You're authorized?" Wendy murmurs in withering tones, before shaking her head. "...Figures."You can't help but feel bad there. Maybe...there's some way you can bring her in, too? She did tell you what happened in the Akashic Realm with Chiaki, when all the details about that mission had generally been swept up underneath the rug. She deserves to see how your sempai is now, maybe she could help find a cure--There's a sharp clang as a rather hefty plank of steel is dropped onto the metal grating floor. THAT made you jump, and also forced a couple of snickers from Cooldown as she watched you try to get your breath back. You glance at the plank of steel - noting how it seems to have been part of Regalia's security doors, its absence giving you a small slit on the doors to peek through. Barely enough to put a hand through....What? What is that? What's with the peephole--"For visiting purposes, of course." It's the blonde one, goes by the name of Myoudouin Itsuki, who answers. "It's the only way that any authorized personnel are allowed to visit the occupants of Silent Room Regalia."But...but you thought... Your eyes grow wide here, and you look around you for support. You thought he meant--[3/4]
>>39728693"It's not like that, I'm afraid, ma'am." Ecstasy shakes her head, after nodding at Itsuki. "The Incubator has deemed it too dangerous for the occupant to accept guests the usual way. If you have any messages or objects to pass on to the occupant, then we'll do our best to see to it that it's delivered."You narrow your eyes at them. But you're an Aide to the Warmaster! Surely that counts for something...!"Orders, ma'am." Ecstasy replies, her voice once more polite, almost irritatingly so. "The whole absolute thing, if you remember."Butt...!"Take it or leave it, ma'am."Behind you, you can hear Wendy muffle a snort with her scarf. How do you respond?Take it. It's...well, at least you'll be able to peek in and see how she's doing.Ask if there's another way. This is no way to check up on someone, even if they're a prisoner.Leave it. Pull Wendy aside, find out what she knows. Start making plans.
>>39728727Take it. It's...well, at least you'll be able to peek in and see how she's doing.Ask if there's another way. This is no way to check up on someone, even if they're a prisoner.
>>39728693Fucking mutant cat!
>>39728727>Take it. It's...well, at least you'll be able to peek in and see how she's doing.Let's be sensible here. How else are we going to finger her?
>>39728727>[X]Leave it. Pull Wendy aside, find out what she knows. Start making plans.HA HA TIME FOR SHADOWRUNS
>>39728727>[X]Leave it. Pull Wendy aside, find out what she knows. Start making plans.If they rub their Midoris and Wendys together I'm sure they can come up with a plan.
>>39728727>Leave it. Pull Wendy aside, find out what she knows. Start making plans.We probably won't be able to see shit anyway.
>>39728727>Take it. It's...well, at least you'll be able to peek in and see how she's doing.While I would love to enter, let´s not do something incredibly stupid here. Seriously, dont temp luck
>>39728727Take it. It's...well, at least you'll be able to peek in and see how she's doing.
>>39728727>[X]Take it. It's...well, at least you'll be able to peek in and see how she's doing.
>>39728727Ask if there's another way. This is no way to check up on someone, even if they're a prisoner.
>>39728727>[X]Take it. It's...well, at least you'll be able to peek in and see how she's doing.>[X]Leave it. Pull Wendy aside, find out what she knows. Start making plans.>[X]Get to your instructing before people notice you're missing
>>39728727[x]Leave it. Pull Wendy aside, find out what she knows. Start making plans.
>>39728727>Leave it. Pull Wendy aside, find out what she knows. Start making plans.
>>39728727[x]Take it. It's...well, at least you'll be able to peek in and see how she's doing.[x]Ask if there's another way. This is no way to check up on someone, even if they're a prisoner.
>>39728727>Take it. It's...well, at least you'll be able to peek in and see how she's doing.Even that might help Chiaki if she's in some sort of episode. But also be sure to>Other>Offer Wendy a look after yours, and if Heartcatch objects, say it's on your authority and to deal with it.
>>39728727>[X]Take it. It's...well, at least you'll be able to peek in and see how she's doing.Snarl loud enough for them to hear- Fuckin mutant cat bastard.
>>39728727>[x]Take it. It's...well, at least you'll be able to peek in and see how she's doing.Then:>[x]Pull Wendy aside, find out what she knows. Start making plans.It's not going to do anything anyway. We'll see a black wall and that's that.
>>39728727>[x]Take it. It's...well, at least you'll be able to peek in and see how she's doing.
>>39728727>[X]Leave it. Pull Wendy aside, find out what she knows. Start making plans.
>>39728727>Ask if there's another way. This is no way to check up on someone, even if they're a prisoner.
>>39728727>[X]Ask if there's another way. This is no way to check up on someone, even if they're a prisoner.Can we, like, stick a periscope in there or something?
>>39728727>[x]Take it. It's...well, at least you'll be able to peek in and see how she's doing.THEN!!!!>[x]Pull Wendy aside, find out what she knows. Start making plans.
>>39728727>[X]Ask if there's another way. This is no way to check up on someone, even if they're a prisoner.
>>39728727[x]Take it. It's...well, at least you'll be able to peek in and see how she's doing.Take what we can get first. We're here to check up, not have tea. If not even the Incubator knows what's going on inside right now, it's clear no one is going to let in just yet.
>>39728727>[X]Take it. It's...well, at least you'll be able to pee in and see how she's doing.Here's hoping I read that right.
>>39728980We Pepe now
>>39728493I . . . . I don't even know how this happened. You guys are all weird.
>>39729147It's a reference to this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NmdptpONjE
>>39729147That thing is over a year old.
>>39729147That has been a thing since literally for fucking ever. If you havent seen it before just get used to it. Happens quite often around here.
>>39729230Who cares about anime that old?
>>39729331Apparently Decu's a fan.
>>39729147It started off as a silly ritual. Y'know, like most of 'em on 4chan.>Nyan Nyan!>Nyan Nyan!>Nihao Nyan!>Gorgeous!>Delicious!>Deculture!Short, cute, good way to pass time.Buuuuuuut, like everything else on 4chan, somebody screwed it up. And then people would shout at Private Fuckup for fucking up.So eventually, at some point, it became part of the process for somebody to fuck up, and for somebody else to go "YOU HAD ONE JOB TO DO" or "ONE JOB, GODDAMNIT" and finally just "ONE JOB."And now here we are, at the point where anyone actually trying to start it doesn't even bother and we only sometimes even get to One Job and why am I explaining this, I've been here for over three years now. Fuck. I need a drink.
>>39729331It's not an anime. It's an actual commercial for a Chinese restaurant. In Japan.
>>39729366You could say it is tradition.
>>39729366>I've been here for over three years now.Jesus fuck it's been that long already?Pass me that god damned bottle, Mr. decu's wild ride is never going to end
>>39729385But isn't the character in the comercial form macross or some shit?
>>39729445>Pass me the bottle.I long since stopped caring about that. Trust me you get used to it. It is Deculture.
>>39729362No shit Deculture/Protoculture is a fan of Macross.
>>39729445Only went MGNQ ends can death come for us.
>>39729479>>39729445>>39729410>>39729366>tfw MGNQ is the only constant source of joy in your boring life
>>39729573Find more quests to follow then. Seriously /tg/ is littered with them.
>>39728737 >>39728743 >>39728761 >>39728801They can't be serious. Kyuubey can't be serious. This? This is how they're treating Chiaki now? This is how he repays the one Magical Girl putting her body, her soul and her sanity on the line every time she has to deal with a Golden Weapon-wielding maniac threatening to fuck everyone over? To be spoken to through the meter-thick doors leading to her prison cell via some temporary glory hole? Ecstasy Darks frowns at this. "Miss Hanegawa, I realize this is a difficult time, and I'd love more than anything to let you see the...the occupant in more ideal conditions, but..." He's even got them calling her 'the occupant' now, rather than by her name. Or by her rank. "...This is what the Incubator allows. This and no more. And I agree, it's no way to talk to someone. We treat our captured with a bit more dignity."Then...? Why can't they just let you and Wendy through? It's not like we're going to be turned under Chiaki's thrall, or something--"Funny you should say that," Darks smiles, before gesturing to the slit. "If you please, Miss Hanegawa."Grudgingly, you step up to the makeshift viewing portal. Your eyes squinting at the darkness it showed. No, it wasn't just darkness, or the absence of light - it was as if it was absorbing the very light from around it. Devouring it."Chiaki?" You call out to your girlfriend somewhere in that darkness. "Chiaki, I'm here!"Nothing. Still nothing.And then--[1/2]
>>39729857You almost shriek as an eye suddenly manifests from the darkness itself, staring - no, glaring out the hole and into your own eyes. It takes you a moment - and forcing yourself not to jump back in the sheer, knee-weakening surprise of such a sight - that you recognize the eye and who it belongs to."Sem...sempai?" You whisper, horrified, relieved, saddened, angry and fearful all at once. "Sempai, I'm here, we're all worried--"+ I REMEMBER. + Her words stab into your mind, jagged, rough, desperate. + I REMEMBER NOW. REMEMBER WHY I KEPT FORGETTING. WON'T FORGET ANY MORE. WON'T FORGET MIDORI. WON'T FORGET ANYONE.+Sempai...?Silence, as her one eye stares at you unblinkingly, in the sightless stare of someone that had their gift of sight cruelly taken away from them.[2/3]
>>39729857Even your fucking posts have cliffhangers.
>>39729899And then you hear it, just as you see her get even worse right in front of you.Your sempai - your girlfriend - Chiaki's tortured screaming. Pulsed right into your mind, to echo there for eternity.+ MIDORI IT HURTS MIDORI IT HURTS MIDORI IT HURTS ++ GET ME OUT OF HERE I CAN'T STAY HERE ANY LONGER IT'S KILLING ME ++ IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS +[3/4]
>>39729921>+ IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS +Chzo please.
>>39729938So...this is how it ends, eh? Our stint as Warmaster? The happy days of goofing off and fighting alongside flatbro and blueberry and mumi?Well, it was fun while it lasted.
>>39729968yup we spend the rest of the quest switching between Midorin and Wendy
>>39729938Welp i guess it really is coming to an end here.
>>39727513>sticking her soul gem insideWhy not sticking it inside a dildo and the sticking a vibrator inside the dildo and then sticking the dildo in Midori over and over.
>>39729899>>39729921>>39729938Not sure if we Homulilly or TTO now.
>>39729938"...to me? Green? HEY! GREEN!"Something takes hold of your hoodie and tears you physically away from the door slit - and you find yourself sprawled on the floor, right on your ass, with your face wet with your own tears. You look up, blinking in the suddenly-painful light, as the faces of Heartcatch Squad - plus Wendy's own - looks down on you. Some in concern, others in alarm, and one with a knowing, if anxious, look. "Ma'am, are you alright?" Ecstasy Darks reaches down with a hand, and you take it with one of your own, while the blue-haired Eversor of Heartcatch Squad takes your other. Belatedly, Wendy moves to steady you by your shoulders, her rough, calloused hands somehow a comfort to feel. They feel sort of like your sempai's - just a bit softer, a bit more gentle."I'm...I'm fine," You manage to gasp out, forcing a smile. "Really, thank you. I'll be okay.""What the fuck was that about, Green?" Wendy growls as you glance back towards Regalia's doors, your insides giving a sickening wrench, your heart pounding against your chest in adrenalin-fueled arrythmia. "You just suddenly started talking gibberish all of a sudden, after staring in there for ten fucking minutes--"You blink at her. Wait. Ten? But it's only been--"Yes, ten." Wendy cuts you off. "We tried to ask you after five minutes if you see anything, but you just told us to shut the fuck up and let you concentrate." She gestures towards the door's viewing slit, where nothing but darkness could be seen within. "Ten fucking minutes, Green, and then you started talking this spooky monkey talk." She stares hard into your eyes, and somehow you get the feeling that she's trying to tell you to keep quiet. "What the fuck did you see, Green?"How do you respond?Tell the truth.Lie.
It's been a good run, and an honor to have quested with you guys.
>>39729938>>39729921>>39729899We just wanted to stop our memories from getting erased. Pretending to know nothing was not fun.
>>39730036I guess we made the wrong choice then
>>39730021>[x]I HAVE TO GET TO A CLASS NOW
>>39730021>[X]Tell the truth.Come with me first.
>>39730021>[x] Chiaki's hurt
>>39730021>Tell the truth.
>>39730021>Tell the truth.But only to Wendy.
>>39730021>[x]lie>[x]tell Wendy later
>>39730021>[X]Lie.Heartcatch (specifically blue cunt) want a piece of Chiaki so keep this to ourselves. We'll talk to Wendy later.
>>39730021>[x]Tell the truth.Only to Wendy tho
>>39730021[X]Lie.10 minutes? Late for Callidus training! >>39729331>2008>oldSDF Macross is old. Frontier is new. It's post bloody digipaint!>>39729385No, it's not an actual restaurant. The restaurant is in the show, and entirely fictional.Why does it crop up? Deculture/Protoculture are references to the origjnal Macross; 'Deculture!'/'Yak Deculture' being the Zentraedi's all-purpose exclamation, and Protoculture being an ancestral race).
>>39730021"Not here." After we are out of earshot from Heartcatch we:>[x]Tell the truth.
>>39730021>[X]TRUTHWendy is potentially one of the only people who can make heads or tails of what we just saw.
>>39730021>Lie.Heartcatch squad doesn´t need to know the truth. Also, we have to talk with Wendy RIGHT NOW
>>39730021[x]Lie.If you can't lie as a callidus, you fail as a callidus.
>>39730021>[X]Lie.>>39730059I refuse to believe that just yet.
>>39729938>>39729921>>39729899>>39729857>>39730021This is it. All those poor retard choices we all made using Chiaki are gonna bite us in the ass soon. In the meantime...[X]Tell the truth... to Wendy when able.[X]Lie to the goon squad. Kyubey's a fuckhead, but we need to keep the illusion we don't have Homusatan, 2.0 in there
>>39730021>[X]Lie.We can tell Wendy later. Right now it pays to be cautious. Regain our composure and go teach our classes first.
>>39730021>[x]Lie.We need to bust her out of there and go rogue. Its the only way.
>>39730021[X]Tell the truth.[X]But only to Wendy.
>>39730021Lie.Tell the truth to Wendy.
>>39730084Anything from 2008 is old.Did you forget which decade you're in?
>>39730110>All of the bad actions, retarded shit, and "fun" people had in this quest, are finally going to have a consequence.Well it is about fucking time gods dammit.
>>39730021>[x]She's having a pretty rough time.>[x]Tell wendy truth in secret>>39730100I'm guessing the correct logic is supposed to be sacrificing self for https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUpbOliTHJY
>>39730021[x] Tell the truth to Wendy and no one else.
>>39730021>[x]Tell the truth.I think Darkedgelady knows what happens when you look inside the silent room, so I don't see the point in lying. Tell them we'll atempt to comunicate with the warmaster.
>>39730157Yeah, fuck that noise. I'll never willingly die. Do not go silent into the night.
>>39730157I saw that movie for the first time this past week, and that last bit was probably my favorite part.
Lying to Wendy right now will get us imm ediately called out, her going ballistic and not hearing the "we'll tell you when not in front of Heartcatch" part.Just tell her now. I assume with "Tell her the truth" Midori will have enough sense to walk away with Wendy before telling her.
>>39730131Seconded.time to kill the dickbutts
>>39730021>[X]Tell the truth.
>>39730192if you DO insist on not doing that thing Qoobs told us to do, can we at least soft-sell it?Pretty please?
>>39730216Are you dense?>""Ten fucking minutes, Green, and then you started talking this spooky monkey talk." She stares hard into your eyes, and somehow you get the feeling that she's trying to tell you to keep quiet. "Wendy knows something about this already.
>>39730021Lie.Tell the truth to Wendy.
>>39730021>Lie.Midori is a good girl.
>>39730059Each 'bad' choice we've made has had some pretty terrible alternatives, honestly.If we hadn't handed over our Soul Gem, we wouldn't have been half as competent during the Ahriman fight, and our squad would've been in much more danger. We might've had another major casualty ala Kyoko, or even a death in the squad.Choosing to forget would've forced us to start from square one on a lot of things, which wasn't helpful back in Siberia and probably wouldn't have been helpful here, either.This is rough, but it's also really the only way forward.
Everything is going to be okay
>>39730021>[x]Truth, Justice and the Midori way
Reminder: QB directly fucking told Midori to keep Chiaki's condition from the rest of the officio. Wendy is exempt due to already knowing about it, but Heartcatch squad definitely is not.
If I understood correctly, what happened was that by refusing Malals memory erasure, Chiaki actually regained ALL her memories? Is that right?I seem to remember the spirits inside the DEagle once said that they once told everything to one Homura incarnation. Who then promptly shot herself.Is thats what happened to Chiaki now? A millennia worth of memories fighting WN and beyond hitting her all at once?Wonder if the Homura spirits inside the DEagle could do anything to help?
>>39730400>the three stoogesDid we keep the DEagle on Chiaki? Been a while since they did anything, regardless.
>>39727232What is a deli-heal agency? I occasionally hear the occasional reference to that — is it a term for a brothel?
>>39730453[X] The Flesh of Fallen Pancakes.
>>39730467Nope. It's currently where all the other golden weps are being kept.
>>39730467I'm pretty sure we agreed to put ALL the golden weapons back in the vault.
>>39730503Yes. Currently, we have no golden weapons with us
>>39730400That could be it, and Dildoes can probably help. It's encouraging that Chiaki hasn't shot herself yet like previous Homu.>>39730467The anti-fun police left it behind.
>>39730467No. We did things by the book and left the gun in the vault. Wendy and Midori would have to nick it and smuggle it in.Ofcourse thats assuming the three stooges could do anything to help. For all we know it would make things worse.There is still the possible Siberia procedure thing? I seem to recall that there were two stages to it, and Chiaki has only went through one?
>>39730515Well, duh. We're Midori right now.
>>39730485It's a reference to a series of Madoka Magica doujins where QB runs a brothel.
If the other homu shot herself because of all them memories. Maybe it's a good thing that we didn't smuggle in our deagle.
>>39730523that's because homu has nothing to shoot homuself with
>>39730543I doubt Midori can enter the vault. And either way, Midori doesn´t know anything about the three stooges
Will we become corrupted by the golden weapons if we haven't undergone the procedure? There's also the issue of the fact that stealing a golden weapon would make us look like we've gone insane in response to Chiaki's transformation.
>>39730568I'm still not clear if this freak-out is due to memories returning or just the collateral psychological damage from subverting what was supposed to be a hardwired thing.>>39730586You can't get rid of her shield and she can pull whatever she wants out of there. We can probably figure that she's not suicidal for now.
>>39730586if she wanted to summon a gun, i don't think she'd have any trouble doing so. The silent room didn't seem to interfere with devil magic.
>>39730523Hey now, we wouldn't have been able to meet our Dolls if we'd brought the deagle with us, and Pinky would have fucked us in half
>>39730599We get Wendy to steal it, they'll just think she's a crazy cultist that was out to screw us from the start. She gets the hammer, we get Sempai back maybe.
>>39730651>Wendy/Midori's face when the dolls show up and ask for help
>>39730681It's irrelevant, Midori would have no clue that the GWs might hold an answer, anyway. We're gonna have to do this the right way, or not at all.
>>39730524The second procedure was implied but not confirmed to have Chiaki go full Murder face and be made of literal edges
>>39730651Maybe not that roughly, but we need to waifu Pinky at some point.>>39730738I thought that was the first one that failed.
>>39730400Thank god we left our weapons in the vault, otherwise our warmaster would be dead.
>>39730750>Hat will never unkill
>>39730750It worked in that we're able to use the GWs and control the effects. Compare using Kirika's katana against Midori's friend to using it afterward. Kirika had to actually TALK to us after the procedure, before she just sort of made us...well, her.That said, the first procedure had some side effects that nobody anticipated, namely the amnesia that broke little Misaka's heart. :(
>>39730788WAAAAAAIT a second does that mean that by meeting Pinky in the elevator and getting our heart ripped out was something that Malal didn't expect and then the second procedure fixed our memory. How did that work?
>>39730765Gott ist tot
>>39730847Second procedure? There has been no second procedure. It's a good point that it's not clear if it was Pinky's impromptu surgery or the procedure that did the memory damage (Kharn seemed very surprised that amnesia had happened), but Chiaki's memory only returned after Midori put her back together in the Barrier.
>>39730788Reminder, how was our memory restored after that? It's all a bit vague...
>>39730788No, I meant it failed in murderface's timeline, causing her to lose it and slaughter everyone, including waifus and imoutos.>>39730770Homus can shoot themselves in the head just fine. First in Rebellion, then at the start of the quest to escape from Midori's illusion, then when Chiaki shot TTO.
>>39730904It was restored after the first Midori Quest, at least outside of any Witch Barriers. Chiaki was still not remembering much up until Jyuubei forced his girl to witch out.
>>39730788Did we end up making an external log of the people who died for us way back when Sayaka explained why she hated us?Also, do we have a gameplan at this point?Because I don't think our old plans are going to work.Also, if we're going to try and stabilize her mind, we're going to need help from the scissor sisters, so going rogue may not be the best idea.>>39730926But with a golden gun? Also if Homu had the golden gun she'd probably not stop at shooting her head.
>>39730899Yep durr got my shit mixed up. But still interesting to think if the procedure fucked our memory or just meeting Pinky.
>>39730376Shouldn't you be busy trying to find a comeback, because the idiot is blowing you out right now.
>>39730978Shouldn't you be busy drawing something?
>>39730978Historically, that's gone badly for her.
>>39730978her investment scheme is poorjust like herAlso if she has zero nickels how did she buy a swordThis doesn't make senseGo home Heather you're drunk
>>39730950We used the golden deagle after pinkie gave it to us, although maybe it doesn't count since it was in a Midori illusion.
>>39731021What has and for who?
>>39730978Why should Wendy bother herself with a non-canon character?
>>39730978Canon Heather appearance when
>>39730950Well, my game plan right now is to commiserate with Wendy. She's basically the authority on this freaky shit in my book so even if there wasn't that weird 3P subplot she'd be the chick to talk to.Regarding that log, it's in the archive I'm sure, but I'd need to dig it up. Give me a few to find that thread.
>>39731164She was canonically off-handedly mentioned, so there you go.
Friendly reminder that this is Chiaki right now.
>>39731191If it helps, it was shortly after Chiaki became warmaster, either just before or in the thread where we lead the funeral.
>>39731065Cooldown never wins it seems.>>39731211So she really is canon. I am amused for various reasons.
>>39731250i hate seeing homus suffer ;_;
>>39731310It could be still end up being somebody else who shares her name. Deculture has expressed his distaste for her after all.
>>39731353But Flat, being Homu IS suffering
>>39731353You would take away her precious suffering?
>>39731289Found it. Thread 192.>After a few moments, you ask Sayaka to stop.>"Recognize anyone, then? We've still got halfway to go" >You shake your head. No. It's...that's the reason. You don't recognize anyone.>You feel you should, somehow. You feel you should remember at least one of them. But...no one. You don't recognize anyone. Not even the slightest.>Sayaka's silent for a moment here, before she slashes her fingertips across the queue of portraits. In quick succession, she picks out five among the rest - and you remember these as some of the first ones that you saw when the screen started to scroll.>"Suzumiya Kaoru. Eversor. KIA." A smiling, brown-haired Magical Girl with ribbons in her hair fills the screen. "She saved you from a Charlie-Class Witch when you got sent in along with her during your reorientation. Died from her injuries - the Venenum couldn't get to her fast enough.">Another portrait, this time of a cold-eyed platinum blonde girl with sharp purple eyes and a perennial frown. "Busujima Tokiko. Vindicare. KIA. The both of you were sent for a fire mission, to support another team when some Magical Girls from the Third and Tenth went rogue. The both of you got ambushed. One of them was a Culexus - and she burned Busujima's Soul Gem out while you hid in the next room, unconscious.">She does this to the three other girls. Kuuonji Nanaya. Shiraishi Suwako. Minami Kuroe. All of them worked with you, fought with you, and died trying to protect you.>And you don't remember them at all.>"One of the reasons I...really didn't like you all that well, Murderface." Sayaka murmurs as she finally lets go of the screen, the portraits flying back and rearranging themselves in order. "You always forgot. And you didn't seem to care. You never did.">...>"It's not your fault." She adds after a moment. "I don't think it is, anyway.">Funny, you murmur, wiping at your eyes with the back of your hand.>That makes her the only one.
>>39730078 >>39730081 >>39730082 >>39730090You swallow hard, before shaking your head. You didn't...you didn't really see anything, you tell them. Nodding at Wendy, and then looking out towards Heartcatch Squad. Just darkness, really. You thought you saw something move inside it, but..."Well, fine, you didn't see anything. But what about the gibberish you were suddenly saying?" Kurumi Erika snaps, her brow furrowing. "Granted, we didn't understand a word of it, it legitimately sounds like a baby just stringing random syllables together and then screaming every now and then--""Sleepwalking." Wendy cuts in, still staring at you. "She was sleepwalking. Falling asleep on both feet and then dreaming something scary. Right, Green?"This earns chuckles and scoffing from Heartcatch Squad, with their leader smiling thinly. "Come now, Miss Cooldown, do you honestly expect us to believe that--"Quick as a snake and twice as deadly, Wendy rounds on Ecstasy Darks, not only springing right up on her face but pinning her to the nearby wall, the cleaver in her grasp. "I expect you to fucking listen when a fucking qualified expert on this topic is speaking, you hipster-named emo shitbucket." The American frowns, studiously ignoring four other gleaming, gemstone-infested weapons aimed at her back. "Somnambulism. Sleeping disorder. One of its triggers being extreme, high-stress situations. Not to mention that I think she's pretty sleep-deprived at the moment, if her eyebags are anything to go by.""But--""Let me fucking finish, Darks." The American snarls, pressing the blade of her knife just a bit harder against the Eversor's neck. To her eternal credit, Darks doesn't even blink here, her impassive mask unbroken even in knifepoint - although you do see a drop of sweat make its slow, leisurely way down her cheek.[1/2]
>>39731418"Let's imagine she pushed her face into that door pussy, to try and call out her girlfriend. She falls asleep waiting, looking for nothing, and she's so tired her body just doesn't even fucking want to fall down. We stand here like idiots for ten minutes while she's off to forced REM La-La Land and then she has a night terror right freakin' there, and she starts yammering."...Darks is quiet for a moment, her eyes narrowing at Wendy. It takes another moment before she looks towards you. "...Miss Hanegawa? Was it just a bad dream?"How do you respond?
>>39731418>"She was sleepwalking. Falling asleep on both feet and then dreaming something scary. Right, Green?"Super shitty excuse
>>39731435>I've been having nothing but nightmares for days now.
>>39731435>Yep, absolutely. Just a bad dream.
>>39731435>Nod, 'realize' you overslept and are gonna be late for class, excuse yourself
>>39731435>Y-yes, that's all. It seemed so vivid, but it must have been a dream."Also this: >>39731469
>>39731479>>39731435Shit, we're late for Callidus class!
>>39731435>"Yes. It's as she says." And then drag Wendy away and tell her the TRUTH!
>>39731435>Yes, the psycho tells the thrut.They won't belive it even for a fucking second, but we have to stick to our lie.
>>39731435Say nothing. Blink and then collapse, imitating sleep as best we can. Start murmuring.
>>39731435>>39731469>Wendy, a word in private?
>>39731435>"Yes. I think I need to go and rest for a while. Miss Cooldown, would you mind coming with me?"Then we go somewhere where we can't be overheard and discuss Chiaki.
>>39731435>>39731469>I've been having nothing but nightmares for days now.Seconded.
>>39731435>It was just a bad dream.
Adding vote to:>>39731469Followed by:>>39731479
>>39731435"Yes... I suppose. To tell you the truth, Miss Dark, I am not even sure myself what happened"Excuse yourself, ask Wendy to come with you, and tell her the truth
>>39731518>ThisBonus points for potentially creating non Chiki-related rumors.
>>39731435[X]"I haven't been sleeping well and I've been having nightmares a lot lately."We should drag Wendy off to class since Midori is clearly a bit out of shape to teach at the moment. We can talk to her along the way.
>>39731380I wouldn't be surprised. Crunch lays the smack on the moon bunny.
Reminder that Chikuwa incoming. It´s 4:06 AM in The Moon
>>39731601I would play the shit out of Australian meguca wrestling funtimes.
>>39731601>>39731380>May 2nd>This was before the thread>Decu starts the thread with Cooldown making fun of Ecstasy Dark's nameI think he likes her just fine Attarou.
>>39731435Yeah, sure. God I'm tired. Then bullshit sleepy panic about being late for teaching.
>>39731435fuck it we haven't had a kyouko in a while
>>39731741He likes her being bullied, at least.
>>39731435"Yes it was"
>>39731435Yes, yes that's exactly what it was. Just like in my feverish nightmares.
Sorry everyone, I'll have to cut this short! Next thread on Wednesday night!Thank you for everyone's participation, feedback is always great! No writeups today, questions answered before I go to bed!
>>39732036Is it still possible to get off Mr. Deculture's Wild Ride?
>>39732036Thanks for running Decu!Does Chiaki have the memories she had before, or all her memory back?And go to sleep, must be shattered.
>>39732036Thanks for the thread Decu! Is late, go get some sleep. See you on Wednesday (if you don´t delay the thread again)
>>39732036Cheers, Decu. I wonder how panicking the Dolls are right now...
>>39732036>shortI thought it was long. Thanks anyway Decubunny.
>>39732036How's the lewd-off with Jarv going? Any lewds of Magical Jarv-chan yet?
>>39732057>Get offWhy would you want to get off?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JgEptmz_eE
>>39732057It always is!>>39732061Mostly the former now, but the latter is trying to seep in!>>39732068They're on DEFCON 1!>>39732078Not yet! I've defeated the Canadian Menace for now!
>>39732129>They're on DEFCON 1!
>>39732129We can still save Chiaki from whatever is happening to her, r-right?
>>39732036Thanks for running!http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20QuestThread has been archived!I'm scared.
>>39732121>it's just begun3 YEARS, ANON.IT'S BEEN THREE YEARS.WE ONLY HAVE 5/20 GOLDEN WEAPONS.MR. BONES' WILD RIDE WAS 7 YEARS. SEVEN.IS THAT WHAT IT'LL TAKE.
>>39732129Any chances of Puella Warmaster Sayaka Magica helping Chiaki out?
>>39732194I assume that something will happen where we get the chance to fight a bunch of golden weapon users all at once.
>>39732036Thanks for the fun.
>>39732129What do you think of the OBJECTIVELY BEST GIRL, MISS HEATHER CRUNCH???
>>39732194You're forgetting NG+, anon.Truly the ride never ends.>>39732129Are the Stooges remotely aware of what's happening to Chiaki at the moment?
>>39732240This smells like an Australian.
>>3973219412 years at the current pace20,000 if his pace continues to deteriorate.It. Never. Ends.
>>39732240But she's not even the best girl in Australia...
Alright, Decupi is kill, as usual I'll be here until the thread dies-ish.
>>39732271She has nice panties.
>>39732200She's doing everything she can - maybe Midori can reason with her. Of course, she's probably a lot more worried about her waifu.>>39732240She's the worst and she knows it.>>39732251As far as I know, they have no link to Chiaki right now...but they would probably know more about what's happening to her now than (almost) anyone.
>>39732292How aware of what is happpening are the three stooges? What the Clara Dolls plan to do with this disaster?
>>39732129They are in all out nuclear war? Wow. Chiaki must be worse off than any of us can imagine.
>>39732292Considering what happened to Midori, what the hell were you trying to accomplish by looking in?
>>39732336Ah, sorry, already responded
>>39732330Linking to this:>>39732341They are in all out nuclear war? Wow. Chiaki must be worse off than any of us can imagine.
>>39732301Madge is a classy lady and fucking fabulous.>>39732330I can back this up.
>>39732341When you're a good-for-nothing, the only way to win is not to play.>>39732347Anyone would want to look in after a reaction like that....Right?
>>39732330I feel like bringing Chiaki any golden weapon, but probably the DEagle because of the stooges, would pretty much solve Chiaki going crazy, based on what the Dolls said about Blessed Lady magic and Transcendent One magic.Care to comment?
>>39732394Yes, looking into weird eldritch terrors is exactly the right choice
>>39732394You've clearly never played DEFCON. I've managed to win a game with nearly no losses on my own civilians.Don't ask how many planes or submarines I lost.
>>39732396Mmmmm, well, maybe. Kyubey is not going to accept, and Chiaki can use it to kill herself
>>39732396It is certainly a route you could take, and it would definitely have some kind of result.So who gets to carry the weapon to her?>>39732420Exactly. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.
>>39732330>worstIS THAT HOW THEY SAY "BEST" IN AMERICA? LIKE HOW THEY SAY BAD WHEN THEY MEAN GOOD?
>>39732394I don't think it's even possible to resist the temptation to look.
>>39732436So, how close are we to going down the worst end path?How close are we to backstabbing Kyouko and getting Misaka killed?Because there's a lot of players that want that to happen, judging by their choices.
>>39732472Crunch don't you have Eversors to be training?
>>39732472No.>>39732481Exactly! Touch fluffy abomination.>>39732502I can't answer your first question because I think we are going in wonderful directions. I'm curious as to your reasoning for the second question.
>>39732521I AM TRAINING THEM, THEY LEARN BY FOLLOWING ME AROUND AND DOING EXACTLY WHAT I DO!
>>39732521>Crunch is an odd cross between Zoolander and the TF2 soldierI am okay with this. This makes her ten times better. I like her a lot more now.
>>39732533I'd backstab her vigorously. In bed.
>>39732533So to what degree is Wendy into BDSM?
>>39732521Now I'm thinking of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gC-k8lnZUY with "sword" and "swording.">If swording is sure to result in swording then you must sword! The Sword Knight sword that, and I'd sword she swords a little more about swording than you do pal, because she sworded it! And then she sworded it so that no living sword can sword her in the ring of swording!
>>39732533If we break Chiaki out of Regalia, that's going rogue and will make us the enemies of the Ninth.Kyouko is going to be sent after Chiaki, and how else could she take it but as a betrayal? That's not including if Sayaka will come after Chiaki as well, and this time she'll agree with the First Knight to put Akemi Homura/Chiaki Matsuda to death.Misaka will want to come with Chiaki, making her into a target, with limited access to resources her ability to repair Tiny Pete will be compromised, not to mention the Fourth is going to try to get their prototype back.
>>39732562That's going to be a real Crunch Trainwreck if left unchecked.
>>39732533Even if she didn't mean anything lewd by it, how much did you enjoy Mami holding your leash?
>>39732739Ah, it's been a while since I've seen that. Makes me miss Fate/Stay Again.
>>39732533I would. That abomination has no right to live.
>>39732703CRASHING THE CRUNCH TRAINWITH NO SURVIVORS
>>39732699Oh, and of course, if we break Chiaki out and don't have a way to hide her wings, then every girl in the Ninth will be executed and all loose ends will be taken care of.
>>39732650It's not something she'd readily admit to being into and it's not something she necessarily requires to enjoy herself. It's comforting for her as someone who tends to be tired and insecure and kind of indecisive to just relax for a bit with someone calling the shots unambiguously, without her life or anyone else's immediately on the line. More than anything she enjoys the security and stability.The sex parts are pretty cool too. And the whole thing, at least with Mami, might hit her right in a kind of weird mommy complex.>>39732699Ah, I see. I think that reasoning isn't completely misguided, but makes a lot of assumptions - if she's busted out in a shower of blood and murder, yes, people are going to feel betrayed. If she's busted out with any degree of care, then Chiaki's friends are liable to actually listen, since all she's really done is trigger an Incubator.Naturally, they'd still have to make a big show of the hunt anyway to scramble and avoid a purge, but I suspect only Sayaka would be a big dick about it, and we can placate her with J-pop. Flawless plan. This is all conjecture, though.>>39732708Yes.>>39732783Yeah I think the Chiakipus thing kinda wore out its welcome a while ago, too.
>>39732835It's a big sword. FOR YOU.
>>39732833I know I'm a manlet, stop rubbing it in Crunch.
>>39732855Okay, maybe no breaking Chiaki out until we're sure she can use TTO's devil magic to kill dickbutts. The waifus must not be purged.
>>39732873Did you come up with those insults at the beginning or did Decu?
>>39732873How big of a shitposter is Heather Crunch? Does she lead a squad of megucas from the Sixth dedicated to shitposting?
>>39732873>If she's busted out with any degree of care>any degree of careSeriously? You think any kind of bloodless extraction can be done with this group?And Chiaki breaking out confirms every worst case scenario made by QB, Malal, Mami, and Sayaka.She proves she can't be trusted, she's a rogue element, she'll endanger the lives of all of her friends, people who care about her, and the girls under her command, for some half-baked retarded idea that everyone says she was an idiot to do.
>>39733040Is this what "green hair is the danger" means? Are we going to end up doing something stupid that ends in Chiaki getting killed or almost killed?
>>39733039Heather Crunch isn't a shitposter Halley Comet is
I really don't see why everyone's talking about breaking Chiaki out. We should be breaking IN to see her and do whatever is possible to help her.
>>39733040But anon it's a much more interesting story if you make bad decisions :^)
>>39732703Fixed>>39733070Oi, I've been away drawing something for Attarou (not this edit, something else).
>>39733021We both had the same idea in mind - Wendy trying to get into Regalia - and I threw out a bunch of lines of just pure, senseless shit-talking, with the reasoning that she's trying to bait them into taking a swing so she's justified in caving in some rookie heads. Decu came up with color-coordinated cumdumpsters, though, and I think that easily took the cake. He did the whole somnambulance tirade, too.>>39733039She lives and breathes shitposting. Just like Halley.>>39733040Chiaki breaking out confirms every worst case scenario made by three people we don't know we can trust and a huuuuge biiiiitch.If she's broken out it'll be by two Callidus that make equally bad choices from time to time, though. It could be bloodless. It won't be consequenceless. But it could potentially be bloodless.>>39733116Shut up Star
>>39733089I support this plan. Going in to save everything is the point of Midori quest.
>>39733070NECO old and busted, Heather new hotness.
>>39733196>new hotness>is barely even cute>hotnessAttarou pls
>>39733236Sorry Cooldown, there's already a better looking rabbit around here.
Oh boy, this thread's getting lewd.
>>39733406Plot irrelevant write-up character. Shouts a lot and causes trouble.
>>39733406I just had a bunnygirl Momiji lying around....For reasons.
>>39733142>made by three people we don't know we can trust and a huuuuge biiiiitch.The only thing that can be trusted is that Chiaki makes stupid mistakes, as does anyone controlled by the players.No one in their right mind would trust Chiaki with a plan.
>>39733142>three people we don't know we can trust and a huuuuge biiiiitch.The bitch is obviously sayaka, but who are the other three?
>>39733456For what reason would you put a wolf girl like Awoo~ in a prey-like bunny outfit.
>>39733457Remember "gokigenyo, motherfuckers"? That one went pretty well, all things considered.
>>39733499You know... ...good reasons.Like ten of them. That I can't tell you right now.What would Decu do at a time like-oh.'Hahaha!'
>>39733456And that blue-hair?
>>39733496QB, Mami, and either Kharn or Vintage if I had to guess.
>>39733447Who are these dong dictators?
>>39733609Amber and two non-canon dykes.
>>39733565QB isn't a person and we can trust the mumi, so they don't make sense there.
>>39733609Write-up characters.>>39733630All of them have been mentioned at some point. Like Tenko replacing Vintage's tube of food with acrylic paint.
>>39733563The adorable psychopath/Umineko Best Girl that Heather's appearance is loosely taken from.
>>39733656>trusting mumiRisa warned us about her.
>>39733724>>39733746>Not Trusting The Mumi>Trusting Risa
>>39733662>All you had to do to become canon was make a twitter account for your mary-sue OC and then be really loud and obnoxious till the QM relentsCrunch is a genius.
>>39733746Mami is probably going to get us in a "The road to hell is paved with good intentions."
>>39733835That mention was a long time before the Twitter went up. The shitposts are almost all Halley.
>>39733909Exactly, we can't be sure what shit she's planning to pull, but she's the type to meddle with things.Some day I bet we'll have to shoot her in the back and get dangerously close to bad end.
>>39735249It's about to die anyway.