>>39709570
>Only if I get to sleep in your bed

>>39709570
>No, I'm fine

>>39709570
>>Only if I get to sleep in your bed
>Only if I get to sleep in your bed>Only if I get to sleep in your bed>Only if I get to sleep in your bed>Only if I get to sleep in your bed>Only if I get to sleep in your bed>Only if I get to sleep in your bed>Only if I get to sleep in your bed

>>39709570
>>Yes

>>39709570
>Only if I get to sleep in your bed

"Ya ever tried Oni cock?"

>>39709570
>Yes

>>39709687
>>39709735
>>39709767
This was going to happen soone ro rlater

>>39709746
>>39709793
Yes

>>39709732
I'm a strong independent man who don't need no woman

Shit I forgot to ask for a d20 roll. Well, I'll do it here: roll a d20.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>39709849

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>39709849

dice+1d20

>>39709890
The dice roll goes in the options field.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>39709833
Is Doctor Andrews a cute girl?

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>39709890
Fuck im no good at this

>>39709867
>>39709872
>>39709901
Moderate succes!

>>39709901
>Is Doctor Andrews a cute girl?
I guess she is, if you're into christmas cakes.

>>39709903
Ah, a natural 20 and just too late! Sorry mate.

Feeling a bit cheeky, you send her a suggestive message back. "Only if I get to sleep in your bed ;)". A few minutes later you get a reply. "Very funny, wise guy" followed by her adress.

You now have a place to stay for the night, what next?
>Drop by dr. Andrews
>Call T.G. and Dwayne
>One man rampage
>Write-in

>>39709920
average of 16 is still only a moderate succes?

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>39709935
>Drop by dr. Andrews
>Text T.G. and Dwayne and Dwayne on the way

>Drop by dr. Andrews
>Call T.G. and Dwayne

>>39709944
I guess "moderate" was the wrong word. I meant it in a "not natural 20" way. I guess I should just call that a normal succes, with 20 being critical succes.

>>39709935
>>One man rampage

>>39709960
Ah alright, i though you might have different levels of success.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>39709935
>>Drop by dr. Andrews

>>39709945
>>39709951
>>39710029
You take the bus and make your way to dr. Andrews' place. On the way there, you send a text to T.G. "Something came up, I'll meet you later". Not much later you get a response "K, txt me when ur ready".

After about half an hour you arrive at the adress dr. Andrews texted you. It's an appartment much like the one you shared with your late uncle. However, it's a bit roomier and much, much more tidy.

"I'm sorry about your uncle." dr. Andrews tells you. "Are people after you? Are you in danger?"

>"Nah, it's fine. I'm just dropping off my stuff here, see you later."
>"It's fine, just expect a lot of organs tonight"
>"MY UNCLE IS DEEEAAAAAAAD"
>Give her the D
>Write-in

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>"It's fine, just expect a lot of organs tonight"
>Winky face
>Give her the D

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>39710144
>>Give her the D
while shouting
>"MY UNCLE IS DEEEAAAAAAAD"

>"Nah, it's fine. I'm just dropping off my stuff here, see you later."
>"It's fine, just expect a lot of organs tonight"

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>39710173
this, then >>39710178 in her ear when we cum in 5 seconds inside her

>>39710144
>"Nah, it's fine. I'm just dropping off my stuff here, see you later."
>"It's fine, just expect a lot of organs tonight"

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>39710231
god, yes

>>39710231
then we cry/ throw up on her tits

I don't really want to have sex with her.

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>>39710173
>>39710178
>>39710231
>L-lewd

"It's fine" you reply with a wink and a sly grin. "I just have a very special organ for you." Your straightforwardness has caught the ice queen unaware. She's starting to get a bit flustered and asks you "W-what do you mean?". The essence of the red Oni has seemingly bless you in more ways than one.

"Don't worry baby, it's just a long and hard organ that craves to please you." She inches away but you wrap your arms around her waist. "What's wrong, don't you like me?". She stops resisting but doesn't look you in the eyes. "I-It's you... me... I....I can't, I'm too old for you." You kiss the nape of her neck and she melts in your arms, letting out a soft gasp. "I think you're just right for me."

You lead her to her bedroom and start helping her undress. You kiss her soft, milky white breasts as you begin taking off your own clothes. She bites her lower lip, trying to not make any sound as you kiss and caress her bosom. After having taken off all your clothes, you position yourself over her and slowly force your length inside of her. She gasps at first, but over time her gasps turn into soft moans. She wraps her arms around your neck and her legs around your waist. "Oh Hikki, I-" you shush her. "Shhh, don't ruin this with words".

You can't believe what you're experiencing. Dr. Andrews' warmth is much warmer, wetter and pleasurable than any onahole you've ever experienced. You begin thrusting harder and faster as you reach orgasm, and your own groans grow louder. "M.. Mi...".

1/2

>>39710439
oh god, were still asleep arent we?

>>39710439

"Maria" interrupts the doctor between pants and heaves. You're on the edge of climax. "Ma... ma...". When you've reached the point of no return you thrust yourself deeply inside Maria and dig your fingers into her flesh. "MY UNCLE IS DEEEEAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!".

Having reached your climax, you roll off of Maria and lie down next to her, panting with a smile on your face. If only you had known what you'd been missing out on for so long. Maria, on the other hand, looks at you with a confused look on her face. What could've been a passionate moment has just turned awkward.

>Leave without a word
>"So.... cuddles?"
>"WAH WAH WAH MY UNCLE IS DEEEEAAAAAAD"
>"Was that it? Fucking 3DPD, now I'll never become a wizard"
>Apologize for the outburst
>Write-in

I've lost my smut virginity, now I can never get married

>"So.... cuddles?"
>Apologize for the outburst
> Start telling her you've never experienced someone so lovely before

>>39710470
>Apologize for the outburst

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>39710470
>"So.... have you ever watched a show called Bible Black? How possible is it to replace a clitoris with a penis?"

>>39710470
>That was weird, I'll be back late
Get ready for the Harvest

>>39710470
>"Now I have to go and revengeance an entire gang. Expect a lot of bags tonight!"

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>39710506
this

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>39710515
lets derail this shit even harder
Oni futa harem a go

>>39710506
>>39710511
>>39710678
Apologies and cuddles

>>39710515
>>39710683
How do you feel about futa?

>>39710578
>>39710641
Time to harvest!

You draw closer to Maria and cuddle her, letting her head lean on your chest. "I'm sorry about what just happened." you whisper. "It's just that I've never experienced something so lovely before." The doctor looks up at you. "You were a virgin? I couldn't tell..." she starts stroking your chest with one of her hands. "It's been a long time since I've been with a man. You were great, Hikki."

>Pack your things and leave for the day
>Forget about revenge, just stay with Maria for the rest of the day
>Write-in

>>39710761
>Pack your things and leave for the day

>>39710761
>"Welp, gotta go fight an entire gang today. See ya in a few."

>Pack your things and leave for the day
are we still a NEET if we've had sex at this point?

>>39710798
Yup, still unemployed. Now if we became a father, we'd be a deadbeat dad.

>>39710761
>>Pack your things and leave for the day

Don't forget the bento your lively gf made for you, she is your girlfriend right? I mean you had sex and people only have sex with people they love. You should ask to meet her parents formally soon.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>39710761
QM, start a new line when someone new starts talking

>Forget about revenge, just stay with Maria for the rest of the day, keep fucking, keep saying MY UNCLE IS DEEEEEEAD when you cum

>>39710782
>>39710790
>>39710798
Yes we are, otherwise I'd have to rename the quest!

After cuddling for a while, you get dressed, pack your things and leave. "Welp, gotta go fight an entire gang today. See ya in a few." you say casually. Once again, Maria doesn't know how to take this sudden and straightforward revelation. She only matters to utter a soft "Be careful" before you leave.

You're back on the bus, this time on your way to the East side gang house. You send a text to T.G. "I'm ready". You quickly get a reply. "R u okay? I her about u on the news". You just reply with a quick "I'm fine". Miss Andrews was a nice way to get having sex off your bucket list, but now it's time for the real business. Maybe it's better that you got losing your virginity out of the way, you may not live long enough for another chance.

When you get to the East side gang house, you also see a few West side boys there. One of them approaches you. "Today South side's going down, huh? What's the plan, Chinaman?".

>We charge in, guns blazing
>We pick up a few isolated South side boys, harvest their organs and leave them for all to see. We need to send a message
>We find out whoever is in charge and ice him
>Write-in

>>39710855
>QM, start a new line when someone new starts talking
Oh, shit. Good idea.

>>39710892
>We find out whoever is in charge and ice him
>Then, we do it again, and again.

>>39710892
>We find out whoever is in charge and ice him

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>39710892
>>We pick up a few isolated South side boys, harvest their organs and leave them for all to see. We need to send a message
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuuve-w_lBA
We also MUST play this song while we do so. It will be a sneaky tactic to confuse the south side boys.

>>39710892
>We find out whoever is in charge and ice him
and then
>We find out whoever is in charge and ice him
and then
>We find out whoever is in charge and ice him

>We pick up a few isolated South side boys, harvest their organs and leave them for all to see. We need to send a message
>We find out whoever is in charge and ice him

>>39711021
Yeaaahhh!!!

>>39710942
>>39710957
>>39711021
"Simple, we find out who's in charge and ice him. We find out who's below him, and ice him. We find out who's below HIM and ice him. We do that until the entire gang is gone." You quit for a moment and think of the fate of your late uncle. "We will show no fear, no hesitation, no mercy."

"Aight, I'm down with that!" shouts one of the West side boys. "But how we do that?".

"We know this nigga called LeBron leads South Side, but he lives in the suburbs, man. He always got guards and shit on his ass."

You smile, your red Oni essence lusting for blood and violence. "That won't be a problem. We...

>Storm his house. Bring grenades. Don't ask me why, just bring grenades.
>Wait until he leaves his house and ram his car off the road, just like last time.
>Get ourselves a sniper and kill him from afar
>Write-in

>>39711102
>Get ourselves a sniper and kill him from afar

>>39711102

Make some shit off the internet, make a bunch, toss a bunch at the compound and surprise them after the explosions.

>>39711102
"I'll run up to his house, and then the rest of you come over about a minute later with your guns!"

>>39711167
that sounds like a NEET ish thing to do. Use proxies !!

Is OP waiting for a consensus?

>>39711450
Yeah, waiting for anything to reach three votes. Generally if the thread hits the fifth page and nothing happened yet, I either pick the one with the most votes or roll.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>39711102
>Get ourselves a sniper and kill him from afar

>>39711170
Guys, I like the chances of this succeeding. We're a beast in melee combat, and we can take a few hits.

>>39711185
switching my vote to sniper i guess

>>39711162
>>39711542
>>39711603
Snipin's a good job, mate

>>39711167
NEET bomb

>>39711170
>>39711542
RIP AND TEAR

"That won't be a problem, we'll just need to kill him from afar." you reply with confidence. Anyone got something heavy duty?

"My brother used to be in the army, I can git summa dat hardware!" one of the West side boys, whom you'll later learn is named Aron, replies.

"Good, get a sniper rifle, some grenades and meet up with us. T.G., you're driving. Dwayne, you're coming too just in case."

And so the plans are made. Aron quickly retrieves a sniper rifle and a few grenades and T.G. drives the four of you to the suburb where LeBron lives.

"We needs a good place to snipe tho!" mentions Aron. You start looking around for good places, places that are high enough to get a good shot at Lebrons house.

>Rent the top floor at a local hotel
>Get on top of a local bridge, try to get a good shot while no cars are driving by
>Break into an empty house across the street, shoot from the top floor
>Write-in

>>39711691
>Break into an empty house across the street, shoot from the top floor

>>39711691
>Rent the top floor at a local hotel.
We'll get money later.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>39711691
>steal a helicopter
Tactical NEET squad

>Break into an empty house across the street, shoot from the top floor

>>39711743
Changing to
>Break into an empty house across the street, shoot from the top floor

>>39711717
>>39711786
>>39711927
Breaking and entering

>>39711748
Tacticool

"Let's break into one of these houses then!". You look around for a house that appears empty and suitable to snipe from.

Roll d20

Rolled 3 (1d20)

Come on outpost Tango

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>39711995

>>39711167

Agreed.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>39711995

>>39712028
>>39712018
>>39712106
You find a house that looks deserted, and step out of the car with your sniper rifle in hand. You ask T.G. and the others to keep the engine running and look out for anything suspicious. You enter the house and kick down the door. Luckily, it's as empty as you thought. You make your way upstairs, look out the window, and see that T.Gs car is being attacked. It looks like you weren't as subtle as you thought.

roll d20

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>39712182

Rolled 5 (1d20)

Shit shit shit shit!! Time to overwatch this bitch

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>39712182
>Rip and tear them new assholes

>>39712222
>>39712253
>>39712343
>The dice gods aren't with you today.

Gang members take cover inside the building and fire at the car. Your allies fire a few shots back, but Dwayne gets hit. After a while, your allies hop into T.G.'s car and drive off.

Last chance, roll d20

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>39712412

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>39712412

Let's begin the harvest.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>39712412

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>39712412
>Fuck this, go rip off some heads.

>>39712412
Eh, let's just go home and regroup.

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>>39712456
>>39712457
>>39712477
Well, this is going to be fun.

>>39712456
>>39712457
>>39712477
>Seriously guys?

Seeing your getaway car leave, you curse. With the enemy rushing in, you manage to quickscope a few of them >inb4 real life doesn't work like that. However, more than a significant number manage to get in and before you know it, you're pumped full of lead.

Not much later you wake up, vomiting. Once again, your vomit contains traces of blood and even a significant number of bullets. As you come to, you notice that you seem to be in a basement, tied to a chair. You're surrounded by a few South side boys. Their leader steps forward and slaps you in the face. "You dat crazy mutilatin' punk-ass bitchnigga?"

>Write-in
>Roll d20

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>39712548
>Yep, I also fucked an organ seller and am a near pro Bball player too. Oh, and I eat hearts and absorb their strength, like a lion

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>39712548
>go full oni-rage and rip his head off.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>39712548

Normalfags are so stupid, you locked yourself in with me.

Fuck up their shit.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>39712548

No. That was TG.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>Lie our ass off "No, that was the North side gang that's been doing that. They want to send a message to you to get out of their city"

damn we suck today TG

>>39712583
>>39712588
>>39712594
>Guys, come on! I don't want to have to kill you.

You answer casually, without any apparant fear. "Yep! I'm also a near pro Bbal player too. What hobbies do you have, other than being deadbeats without a future? Oh, and I eat their hearts and absorb their strength, like a lion. I also fucked a banging hot organ seller, shit was so cash."

Lebron looks at you with frustration. "The fuck you just say, nigga?".

You shrug and try to break free, but your oni powers seem to be failing you. All the healing you need to go through to survive being turned into swiss cheese has left your body weakened.

Lebron slaps you again. "Bitch, we gon' cut you and make you eat your own heart. How you like dat shit?".

Roll d20 again. Come on guys, roll something nice this time.

>>39712644

Clearly we haven't been eating enough hearts.

Rolling not to die!

>>39712662

Shout our mantra.

HOMURA DID NOTHING WRONG

Rolled 6 (1d20)

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>39712662
"You ever gone from fucking a pocket pussy to a Christmas cake in 12 hours?" Then we hes confused, bite his face

Rolled 3 (1d20)

Dropped 'em.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>39712662
>Guys, come on! I don't want to have to kill you.
The roll was barely below average, we're trying.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>39712662

I call on the power of Grey Skull!

>>39712712
>>39712716
>>39712720
>Finally! I would've seriously killed you off if you failed this.

With your death approaching, you start becoming desperate. You need to do something, anything! Looking to destrect your assailant, you ask Lebron "You ever gone from fucking a pocket pussy to a Christmas cake in 12 hours?".

LeBron looks at you like you're crazy. "You what nig-" he doesn't have time to finish his train of thought. You, along with the chair you're tied to, jump up and bite his nose off. As he stumbles back, screaming in agony, you jump on top of him and start gnawing at his chest, through his ribcage and into his heart. You manage to eat a small bite. You still feel weak, but rejuvinated enough to rip through the ropes tying you up. However, the other South side boys have grabbed their guns and are ready to blow your brains out.

.....roll d20

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>39712804
>Finally! I would've seriously killed you off if you failed this.
>Conveniently ignoring the 6 roll

I wont complain

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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>39712804
>tfw QM keeps using your write ins

>RIP AND TEARRRR

Rolled 8 (1d20)

feed feed feed

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>39712804

LERRRROYY JENKINS!

>>39712840
>>39712849
>>39712852
>GUYS? SERIOUSLY? IS THIS REAL LIFE?

You are full of bloodlust, full of the desire to feed, but it's not enough. Not by a longshot. The enemy opens fire and you're blown full of holes. Your face, your gut, your limbs, everything is blown full of bullets. You barely manage to rush out of the basement, through the house and out into the street, followed on foot by the enemy.

>Stand and fight, you have a lot more space here so maybe you won't get your ass kicked... again
>Run and cry for help
>You're dying, call an ambulance
>You're dying, call Maria Andrews

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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>39712840
>>39712849
>>39712852
COOL!

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>39712932
meant to roll for


>>39712913
>You're dying, call Maria Andrews
>Hey babe, can you bring me one of those frozen hearts you have lying around? No reason

>You're dying, call Maria Andrews
>Run and cry for help

>>39712913
>You're dying, call Maria Andrews

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>39712913
>Stand and fight, you have a lot more space here so maybe you won't get your ass kicked... again

>>39712949
>>39712989
>>39713019
>Call Andrews

>>39712932
>>39712949
>>39713023
I'm taking these rolls. Yes, I know the first two are samefags but you guys need all the help you can get right now.

You run out of the building and try your darndest to escape. You run through alleys, through backyards, through a pond. You run and run and run as far as your torn up body can take you.

Finally, you collapse in a back alley and assess the damage. Your torso is full of massive gunshots that would've killed any ordinary human being, and the bullet damage combined with the overexertion of the escape has left your legs tattered and barely working. You couldn't walk out of there even if you wanted to. You sit around and wait for a moment, but you seem to have lost the South side boys. You whip out your cell phone and call Maria.

"Hey babe, can you bring me one of those frozen hearts you have lying around? No reason, just.... bring...." you barely manage to utter your rough location before the world grows cold and dark.

When you come to your senses, you're onwhat seems to be an operating table. You groan in pain, remembering all the damage your body sustained. As if reacting to the sound Maria rushes into the operating room, her eyes red and full of tears and her face puffy.

"Wh-why are you alive?" she asks, her voice coarse. "You shouldn't be alive! Nobody could survive that! You're dead! A-am I crazy? You're dead!"

>I'm fine, just bring me some hearts
>Yes, you're crazy! I'm a figment of your imagination! Oooooooooh!
>FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU DUMB CUNT DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO BRING ME A HEART GODDAMN I COULD'VE BEEN FUCKING DEAD 3DPD NOT EVEN ONCE
>Calm down baby, everything will be fine
>Write-in

>>39713172
>I'm fine, just bring me some hearts

>Calm down baby, everything will be fine
>I'm fine, just bring me some hearts

>>39713172
>Yes, you're crazy! I'm a figment of your imagination! Oooooooooh!
>Calm down baby, everything will be fine
>I really do need one of those hearts though

>>39713172
>FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU DUMB CUNT DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO BRING ME A HEART GODDAMN I COULD'VE BEEN FUCKING DEAD 3DPD NOT EVEN ONCE
We need those fucking hearts.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>39713172
>>>I'm fine, just bring me some hearts
>>Yes, you're crazy! I'm a figment of your imagination! Oooooooooh!
>>FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU DUMB CUNT DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO BRING ME A HEART GODDAMN I COULD'VE BEEN FUCKING DEAD 3DPD NOT EVEN ONCE
>>Calm down baby, everything will be fine
try yelling all of these at once

>>39713198
>>39713205
>>39713206
I'm fine

>>39713207
FUCKING NORMALFAGS! REEEEEEEEE!

You don't know how long you have left on this earth, so you decide to have a little laugh. "Yes, you're crazy! I'm a figment of your imagination! Ooooooh!".

The doctor takes a few steps back, her body trembling and her face growing pale. "It's finally happening! I've gone mad!

You try to chuckle, but it hurts. "No, I'm just joking. Everything will be fine, baby. I could really use a heart though."

Dr. Andrews rushes out of the operating room and returns with a few hearts not much later. You begin to consider that a few of those hearts might've been some of the ones you harvested. You greedily chow down on the hearts and feel rejuvinated, more alive. Your body will need some more time to recover.

Maria looks on with horror as you consume the hearts. "What are you?"

>Oh, didn't I tell you that I come from a long line of youkai? Little known fact: we eart hearts for nourishment
>None of your business!
>It's been a long day, let's go home. I'll explain everything later
>Write-in

>Oh, didn't I tell you that I come from a long line of youkai? Little known fact: we eart hearts for nourishment
> "but we still love you baby. We only want your heart to love, not to eat"

>>39713315
>Oh, didn't I tell you that I come from a long line of youkai? Little known fact: we eart hearts for nourishment

She's an organ merchant. Bitch better not judge.

>>39713315
>Oh, didn't I tell you that I come from a long line of youkai? Little known fact: we eart hearts for nourishment

>>39713315
>It's been a long day, let's go home. I'll explain everything later
>Love ya babe
>What's your favorite mahou shoujo?

>>39713391
Totally this.

>>39713337
>>39713342
>>39713354
You decide to just go with the truth. "Oh, didn't I tell you that I come from a long line of youkai? Little known fact: we eat hearts for our nourishment". You see Maria's trembling increase. "But I still love you, baby! I only want your heart to love, not to eat!".

Maria seems to calm down a bit, but she still seems a bit shocked. "O-okay, j-just..." she swallows. "Let's just go home. You're almost falling apart."

You lean on your shoulder as you stumble your way to her car, bleeding on her doctors coat. For the first time you see her private ride: not the nondescript white van you're used to, but a compact, gray, hatchback city car. She helps you get into the passengers seat and drives you home. At one point during the trip you ask her to stop the car, open the door and lean out to vomit. More blood and more bullets. Dr. Andrews looks over with some surprise. "Is this part of your youkai powers too?".

Before long you finally get home. She helps you up the stairs with some difficulty and gets you to bed.

>Wanna fuck?
>Wanna watch some tv?
>How do you feel about all this?
>Write-in

>How do you feel about all this?
>cuddle
>Wanna watch some tv?

>>39713486
>How do you feel about all this?
I dont think we have enough power to fuck right now.

>>39713486
>>Wanna watch some tv?

>>39713486
>Wanna watch some tv?
Please tell me she watches anime.

>>39713486
Use our investigative eyes to spot some weeb.

>>39713486
>Write-in
Shitpost on 4chan.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>39713486
wanna fuck while we watch my hentai?

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>39713515
>>39713546
both

>>39713574

I don't think she's into futa monstergirls, anon

>>39713508
>>39713512
>>39713515
After a quick shower, Maria joins you in bed. "Wanna watch some tv?" you ask her. She nods and turns on the tv. The first thing that's on is another emergency news broadcast. The same young, male news reporter you saw yesterday is standing in front of the house you escaped from, in the suburbs.

"Today the South side gang is yet again the center of attention. Within this building the suspected leader of the gang, Lebron DeWitt, was found dead. His chest was torn open and part of his heart was missing, but this time it wasn't torn out."

The camera switches to the familiar, older journalist in the studio. "Do you think this is the same killer?"

Back on location. "We can't be sure. Five surviving South side gang members were arrested for earlier offenses. When offered a lighter sentence in exchange for information, they said that, I quote: 'we ain't sayin' shit to no bitchass popo's, motherfucking raggidy-ass cracka'". You chuckle momentarily at the discrepancy between the journalists fancy accent and the words he quoted. "They're very uncooperative, so we have no real leads. Other residents have reported seeing a bleeding figure leaving the building. The police has looked for him throughout the neighborhood, but found nothing. The unknown man is presumed death. There was also a burglary in the street today, but it's yet unknown if this event is related or not."

Maria holds you close to her and looks you in the eyes. She's trying to hold back her tears, but she's visibly angry. "I don't know what you're doing, why you're doing it or even what you are, but I want you to stop. You know there are no gangsters over 30, right? They're all dead or in jail. I don't want you to end up like that!".

>Sure, whatever ho
>YOU'RE NOT MY MOM
>Don't worry babe, I know what I'm doing
>Yeah, sure. Do you need a nurse?
>Write-in

>>39713625
>"... What do you think I would be good at? Like, job-wise?"

>Don't worry babe, I know what I'm doing
> I love you Maria

>>39713625
>Don't worry babe, I know what I'm doing

>>39713625
>Yeah, sure. Do you need a nurse?

We work for room and board.

Board means hearts.

>>39713625
>>Write-in
My powers don't really suit for a real job...

>>39713625
>Don't worry babe, I know what I'm doing
>I don't plan on doing the gangster thing for long, it's a stepping stone.
>So, what's your weeb fix?

Did we get her addicted to Oni cock?

>>39713654
>>39713658
>>39713706
Don't worry babe, I know what I'm doing! That's why I'm getting involved in gang wars instead of getting a real job!

>>39713652
So, where do you see me in five years?

>>39713660
Nursing isn't a feminine job, there are a lot of male nurses!

>>39713663
These hands of mine cannot create, only destroy!

You give Maria a kiss on her forehead. "Don't worry babe, I know what I'm doing. I don't plan on doing the gangster thing for long, it's a stepping stone."

"A stepping stone to what?" asks Maria, her already coarse voice cracking in her anger. "What do you want to do after this? Become a pimp? A drug lord? An arms dealer? What deadbeat 'career' is this a stepping stone to?"

>Write-in

>>39713786

>God

>>39713786
>I wanna get my own house, with like, a dog.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>39713786
>Demon king of the world
>my thug activity will fund a private army, which i will use to expand from here
>How does being Queen Maria Mori sound?

>>39713786
> you and I getting married and having oni children. I wanna get my own house with like a dog and such

>>39713786
>Well, a place with internet for starters.

>>39713786
>>39713799
>>39713810
Demon God NEET

>>39713786
Well, if i get stronger i could protect the ones i care about.

>>39713799
>>39713810
>>39713845
I don't like to play God, playing is for children

>>39713800
>>39713817
I want to live the American dream, Oni style

>>39713828
Well, a place with internet for starts. Oh wait, you already have an internet connection? O-oops!

>>39713845

Godhood is not a profession, it's a way of life. Like being a pimp, it ain't easy.

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"Becoming the demon king sounds nice. My thug activity is just a start, I'll get the money rolling in and expand from there". You wrap your arm tightly around your lover. "Demon queen Maria Mori, how does that sound?".

roll d20.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>39713898
>Think of all the the organs we can harvest when everyone is under us

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>39713898

Rolled 2 (1d20)

If this all goes well we ask her to marry us later on

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>39713898

I miss 1 vote and anon goes full retard.

>>39713898
Can we use our once-a-thread best of three?

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>39713919
>>39713922
you fucks ruined my roll

>>39713944
Yeah, sure. Sounds like a nice houserule.

>>39713918
18 it is.

>>39713966
Ok, you just roll all the time from now on

>>39713967
Thanks OP, you da man

Maria scoffs. "It doesn't sound too bad. It makes me wound like a teenager with an overactive imagination".

You laugh. "You mean a Chuuni?"

Maria looks up with you with a raised eyebrow. "What? Nevermind, just be careful. You're not leaving the house until you're completely patched up, and you're not doing anything risky from now on. Use your head for a change, don't get pumped full of bullets again."

>Sure babe, wanna fuck?
>Sure babe, wanna watch some hentai?
>Sure babe, wanna cuddle?
>Sure babe, let's go to sleep
>You know what? Fuck you! I do whatever I want, bitch! You're not my real mom!
>Write-in

>>39714027
*sound

>>39714027
>Sure babe, wanna watch some hentai?
As long as we're being so outright.

>>39714027
>I'll let that go just this once because I'm full of bullet holes.
>Sure babe, let's go to sleep

>Sure babe, wanna cuddle?
>Watch Hentai

>>39714027
>Sure babe, let's go to sleep
>Wake up with a sock crammed in our mouth for snoring

>Sure babe, wanna fuck?
>Sure babe, wanna watch some hentai?
>Sure babe, wanna cuddle?
Cuddling sex while we watch pornographic cartoons

>>39714069
>>39714078
>>39714089
They're not girly and they're not cartoons! They're a deep and ancient Japanese art a baka gaijin like yourself would never understand! Observe!

>>39714076
>>39714081
Not tonight honey, I have a headache. Probably related to all those bullets to the face I took earlier today.

"Sure baby" you say reasurringly as you pull her closer. "Wanna watch some hentai?"

Yet again, Maria appears confused. "Hen...tai?".

Poor girl, she has so much to learn. "It's erotic Japanese animation. It's much better than it sounds. I have a few DVDs in my backpack."

Maria gets up and searches through your backpack and fishes out the nondescript brown bag with your sexual goodies. The first thing she finds is your ona hole. "You were lonely, weren't you?" she asks with a mocking smile. After that, she grabs out all the DVDs. You choose to watch...

>Some vanilla drama about two high schoolers falling in love and having lots of sex
>Something a bit more crazy, the story of a tentacle rape monster that terrorizes a medieval city
>Get into niche territory, a story about futas fucking other futas
>Balls to the wall, the crême de la crême of hentai: Bible Black
>Write-in

>>39714206
>Some vanilla drama about two high schoolers falling in love and having lots of sex
>Something a bit more crazy, the story of a tentacle rape monster that terrorizes a medieval city
either/or

>>39714206
>>Something a bit more crazy, the story of a tentacle rape monster that terrorizes a medieval city

Let's not completely fuck her up but accidentally leave the others behind so she watches them on her own later.

>>39714206

Make her choose.

>>39714206
>Something a bit more crazy, the story of a tentacle rape monster that terrorizes a medieval city

>>39714206
>Something a bit more crazy, the story of a tentacle rape monster that terrorizes a medieval city
>maybe a little futa if she seems into the tentacles

>>39714206
>Something a bit more crazy, the story of a tentacle rape monster that terrorizes a medieval city

>>39714242
>>39714250
>>39714263
>>39714272
>>39714286
Tentacle time

>>39714262
Let's actually be considerate for a change

>>39714317

How utterly predictable.

You point out one of the DVDs. "This one is pretty good." She pops in the DVD and hands you the remote. Considering you're with a newcomer, you select the English dub even though the original Nihonese is always superior. You will literally fight anyone who says the American DBZ dub is better than the original.

roll d20.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>39714356

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>39714356

Dub a shit

>>39714330
I was tempted to go with Bible Black or Boku no Pico but changed my mind.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>39714356
C'mon critfail...

>>39714378
>Boku no Pico
Would've been amazing, actually

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>39714356

Fuck yo' dubs, I hope she tells us only newfags watch dubs and she's no narufag

>>39714356
Can we use our once-a-thread best-of-thr...daingert!

>>39714374
>>39714377
>>39714388
>You guys are really unlucky today, huh?
You huddle closely together with Maria as you start watching. Unlike most inferior baka gaijin dubs, this one isn't all that horrible. The voice actors actually seem to be trying to fit the characters for once.

It's a bit of a silly story, a succubus curses all the woman of a small medieval town, causing them to be raped by all kinds of tentacle monsters. Maria doesn't seem impressed.

"This is the kind of stuff you jack off to?" she asks. "You're a weird guy, you know that?"

>Y-yeah, maybe I am. Let's just sleep
>Wait, there's something you'll like here (Write-in the hentai)
>Come on, at least give me a handie
>Write-in

>>39714456
>Y-yeah, maybe I am. Let's just sleep

>>39714456

lol, that was the beginner stuff
>Elves are for raping
>Rape is Japanese for saying Hello

>>39714456
>Write-in
I could show you some others another day. For now, let's just sleep.

>>39714456

>Wait, there's something you'll like here (Write-in the hentai)


>Switch to the scene that is an amazing ripoff of TTGL where one of the medieval townswomen fights the tentacle monster with her drill that will pierce the heavens, after defeating the monster, she reverse rapes it.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>39714581
seconding

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>39714456
bible black time

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>39714519
>>39714573
Spill spaghetti

>>39714540
>>39714581
>>39714598
You ain't seen nothing yet!

1 - Elf rape
2 - Reverse rape

You guys can roll a d20

>>39714581
Second.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>39714581
Thirding.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>39714628
Give me rape or give me death!

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>39714628
1

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>39714628

1

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>39714628

>>39714644
quick, delete before qm see

>>39714687
...no.

Fuck yo cheating bullshit.

>>39714734
Congratulations anon, you passed the test!

>>39714636
>>39714644
>>39714646
"Wait, wait! It gets better in the second half, I swear!"

Maria sighs. "Fine, but if I don't like it we're going to sleep."

You fastforward to all the tentacle rape and switch to the middle of the movie, where a female knight rises up to defend the townsfolk. She wields a massive blade, which looks more like a drill-shaped dildo with a hilt than an actual sword. In a scene ripped straight from TTGL she defeats the tentacle monster by penetrating his vulnerable hole. She even shouts "Mine is the drill that will pierce the heavens!", a reference Maria probably doesn't get. After being thoroughly reverse-raped the tentacle monster explodes in a torrent of semen, covering all the female townsfolk. This gets a bit of a chuckle out of Maria.

The next scene is one where the female knight confronts the succubus that was behind it all. In a surprisingly well animated fight scene she defeats the succubus and then proceeds to rape her as well. "Alright, I'll give credit where it's due. This is kind of hot." Maria scoots a bit closer to you, but as she does so her thigh brushes your erect member. "Looks like you agree, huh?".

While watching the lesbian rape scene, Maria's hands start slowly stroking your shaft. That's probably the most you can handle in your current position. Her soft hands and flexible fingers tease your member with agonizingly slow pleasure. You try to make her move faster with your own hand, but she slaps it away. "Watch your hentai, Hikki. Let me take care of this." Her handjob is so slow, so precise, so agonizingly exciting that it's like torture to you. You moan and pant and thrust your member into her hands, but she doesn't move any faster. She only starts picking up the pace as you reach your climax, resulting in a toecurling orgasm.

She eagerly laps up the semen on her fingers. "You could stand to eat some more fresh fruit" she notes. The two of you keep watching the anime until it has ended.

1/2

>>39714803
"That wasn't too bad, Hikki" admits the doctor. "Maybe we should watch some more tomorrow". She turns off the tv and the lights, and the two of you fall asleep in eachothers arms.

You have yet another nightmare. Once again, you're a large red ogre and once again, you're being assaulted by a large blue ogre. You're lying helplessly on the ground as the blue ogre tears open your gut and eats your organs. "See? You're weak!" he laughs between slurps and bites. "You're weak and pathetic! You don't even stand a chance against me!"

>END OF QUEST
Well... I didn't think I'd end up writing this much smut. Also, the dice really weren't in your favor today! But we came out unha-... oka-... .lightly wou-... we came out alive. That's something, right?

Please follow me on Twitter to stay up to date: https://twitter.com/Master_of_Quest

Thank you for playing. I'll probably run the next NEET quest tomorrow. If not, then probably on monday.

>>39714858

Alive is good, alive is great.

>>39714858
Thanks for running mate.

>>39714858
im ready as fuck for Demon God DeNEETgra

>>39714858
Man, we need to train so we can face off against Blue in the Spirit tournament.

>>39714876
This, This right here. Holy mess did we have bad rolls

Tomorrow or Monday, we need to see if Dwayne made it. He's one of our crazy and loyal fellows of African origin.

>>39714884
You're welcome, bro. I enjoy running these and seeing you guys getting up to crazy antics.

>>39715015
hey dude, as a fellow qm, you got some mad improv skills going, I look forward to the reign of demon king Hikki

>>39715015
10/10 would run in a game with. Thanks QM for the awesome games and keep it going

>>39709570
>Oni
Must...frown....harder...

>>39715015
Pretty entertaining, and I hardly ever look at Quest threads at all.