>>39706827
>Find out who this blonde woman is

>>39706827
>Start eating, times wasting

>>39706827
>Ask if the blonde is an applicant. If not, OFF THE LOOKOUT WITH YA

>>39706827

>Start eating, times wasting
>Find out who this blonde woman is

>>39706827
CONSUME FOOD MATTER

>>39706827
>Other
Ask about the pig and the cat. Clearly, the cooks must have missed a spot.

>>39706827

>Ask Spike how he's doing
>Find out who this blonde woman is

blondey it is

>>39706944
oi nigs, i don't follow this, but could you cut down on the unrelated twitter posts? if you want to blog, make a seperate account

>>39706916
We need to go to the transformation school.

Ability to switch forms at will would be useful, not to mention combining it with other techniques.
We might be able to become spaceship by ourselves or obtain power forms, or something.

You stroll over to the blonde woman, resting against a wall and generally glowering at everyone but Tien.

"I don't believe we've met." You tell her, "Who're you?" Her eyes snap to you for a moment, running down you, lingering on your tail, before back to your face, then she shrugs silently and looks away.

You're already half way to telling her not to ignore you, when Tien steps in between the two of you. "This is Launch, the woman who lives with Chiaotzu and I." He steps in closer, adding in a hushed tone, "She's easily aggravated when her hair is blonde, but if it changes to blue she can be.... annoyingly nice. But she'll go back to blonde when she gets mad."

You raise your eyebrows, leaning around his shoulders to glance at the sullen woman, "Her hair goes blonde when she's angry? That's stupid."

Tien just shrugs, "Trust me, I know. I just wish she'd stop following me around. But if I leave her alone, she gets..... shooty."

Behind the tall Triclops, she finally speaks, "Hey Tien! You done talking to that bimbo yet? Chiaotzu keeps trying to ask me why I didn't get him presents."

>Ignore her, check in on
>Whatever, food time
>Write in

>>39707024
>Whatever, food time
And I got a steak captcha. With no food in my house...

>>39707024
>>Whatever, food time

>>39707024
>>Whatever, food time
Talk to the pig and cat too. Only polite to introduce ourselves.

>>39707024
Angry Launch would fit in pretty well with the Saiyans.

>>39707024
>Whatever, food time

>>39707024
>bimbo
Grab her by the throat, ask her to repeat that around our fist.

>>39707069
Bimbo refers to us putting our physical body over intelligence, and being attractive.

Dunno if that is an insult.

>>39707024

Supporting >>39707069


>>39707102
It's definitively an insult.

Bimbos can't fight

>>39707024
>Whatever, food time

>>39707069
Yeah, that. Fuck this bitch.

I already voted, but can we combine the 2 popular votes and attempt to "accidentally" eat her while eating(as in bite her head or something)?

You turn away, "Have fun with your pet schizo then, it's time to eat." You take the seat beside Yajirobe, and with one move, tear an entire ox in half, hauling it onto your plate, before tearing a leg off.

You rip into it with delight, grease running down your jaws, as you devour it, growling your approval to the chef, in Saiyan custom. The servants all stare terrified, as you start on another, and most of the Earthlings seem pretty put off by it.

Even Yajirobe sets his fork down, looking disgusted. He hops out of his seat and dashes off, hand over his mouth, as you help yourself to bowl after bowl of rice and steak.

Teito slumps into the seat next to you, eagerly joining in, pausing every so often to knuckle the rings under her eyes, until you feel a tap on your back. You blink a few times, before glancing around, pulling half a chicken out of your mouth.

"Umm, Kabu? You might want to leave some for everyone else?" Risel mumbles. "Or maybe slow down, so the chefs can keep up, at least?"

You glance up and down the table, between you and Teito, its little more than bones and fruit left at this point. "Huh." You grunt, before finishing off your current leg, "Bulma did say ALL you can eat."

"Also... maybe we could eat a little less... Saiyan like? It's putting every one else off, I think. They just don't want to say it." She offers hopefully.

You glance around, Yajirobe's currently busy vomiting into a pot plant, and most everyone else looks a little green in the face.

"I suppose... we could slow down." You grunt. "Besides, tables empty for now."

>Go tell Yajirobe to suck it up
>Chef missed a spot, go grab that pig
>Now it's time to show Launch who the bimbo is!
>Write in

>>39707235
>Settle it with a dance off. OWLS!

>>39707235
>Chef missed a spot, go grab that pig

>>39707235
>Settle down a bit and let the others enjoy themselves but look disgruntled about it.

So do female saiyans go through heat or do they have periods? I personally would like to never see either happen but what can you do.

>>39707235
>>Chef missed a spot, go grab that pig
We need to interact with Oolong. He is awesome.

Also ask about local mannerisms. Why are they off put by this?

>>39707235
>Chef missed a spot, go grab that pig

>>39707235
>Write in
"I thought you'd all known Kakarot for years. Bulma even mentioned him eating like a, well, like a Saiyan. Why are you staring like that?"

>>39707275
you ever seen a pack of chimps eating meat? aint pretty

>>39707235

Supporting>>39707261

>>39707261
>>39707302
Throwing my vote in here.

>>39707305

Saiyan are probably more like Baboons.

Tad unclear, gonna clear this up

>Get that pig
>"What did I even do wrong?"

>>39707379
>"What did I even do wrong?"

>"What did I even do wrong?"

>>39707379

I think it's more like

>"Fine, I don't really get it, but let them have their fun."

>>39707379
Both, we can talk while capturing pig. We are that good.

>>39707379
>"What did I even do wrong?"

You relax back in your chair, "Whatever, don't see what they're all whining about, but let them have their fun." You snap your fingers at Spike, the closest Earthling, by merit of being confined to a chair from his injuries. "What was I doing that bothered every one so much?"

He gulps, "Well.... on this planet we tend to not be so.... ferocious about eating. The growling and open mouth tearing probably didn't help much either, since humans tend to use cutlery to eat."

Teito snorts at that, "Pansies. I bet they don't even eat raw meat!"

Spike shakes his head, "I'm afraid they don't. Personally I find all of it a rather crude affair, but I don't eat at all, so what do I know?"

Risel tilts her head, procuring her tablet as if from nowhere, "You don't eat?" She asks, "Oooh. Can you tell me more about your people?" She rushes up the table and sits with the devil man.

At least a couple of the humans are finally regaining their apetites, as they help themselves to the scraps left behind. Glancing upwards, you spot Gohan, chasing birds through the air, the animals squawking in pain as he plays tag with them, as Yamcha and Krillin drop into the seats next to Teito, as Yajirobe finally drags himself away from his vomit.

Still waiting on those slow cooks, currently being yelled at by Bulma and Chichi to speed up, you...

>Play with Gohan
>Write in

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>>39707379
If that's how she eats dinner, what the hell did she do to Bulma?

>>39707561
>play with gohan

"Hey gohan you ever play lasertag?"

>>39707576
Tail strapon and fingering

>>39707561
>get that pig
MEAT

>>39707561
Talk/capture Oolong. Pig be interesting.

>>39707561
>Play with Gohan
Teach him some of the saiyan games that don't involve rapid punching. Like umm, tag? No... Hide and seek? No... House? No...

>>39707561
Should ask someone about the pig and the cat.

>>39707561
Get bored, go bench press a cliff.

>>39707561
>Play with Gohan

>>39707696
Why? They aren't important. Besides Oolong was the lamest.

>>39707710

Oolong saved the world once, Anon. Accept your bacon-flavored savior.

>>39707561
get on oolongs shit

>>39707561

>Think about combat techniques.

>>39707710
I dont know much about DBZ so I'm genuinely intrested.

>>39707751
They're characters from the original DragonBall,.

You leap over the table, heading for that pig that Krillin was talking to. With it's back turned to you, it's easy prey. You snatch it up in one swift movement by it's ears. "I found something extra to eat!" You call out.

The humans all freeze, as the pig starts to struggle, "Put me down you crazy bitch! I am not for eating!"

With a puff of smoke, the pig disappears, replaced by a mouse with the same face, which quickly scurries up your arm, up your sleeve. You go to swat it, but it dodges crawling down your spine, then jumping to the ground from your waist, scurrying off through the grass.

You move to grab it up again, "WAIT!" Krillin yells, "That's Oolong, he's our friend. Kind of."

"KIND OF?" The mouse pig yells, "I'LL REMEMBER THAT NEXT TIME YOU NEED ME TO SAVE YOUR LIVES!"

You pluck the mouse up by it's tail, examining it.

>What do?

>>39707726
Oolong a shit. I bet he tastes like grapes.

>>39707799
"That's a neat trick. You got any more?"

>>39707799
>What do?

Squeeze it a little? Maybe it squeaks?

>>39707799
"God I hate this planet. Can't eat how I want to, can't eat what I want to. At least the Arlians didn't struggle that much."
Then go play with gohan

>>39707799
"That's a neat trick. You got any more?"
Gotta find out his transformation technique!

>>39707710
He is a dude who used his transformation powers to have a harem of ladies.

I dunno how is that lame. Shure his powers were flawed, compered to Puar, but Puar did absolutely nothing.

>>39707799
>What do?
"We can shape shift at the whims of the moon, but how do you do that at will?"

>>39707799
>"That's a neat trick. You got any more?"

>>39707799

>"Okay, okay"
>Let the pig go
>"Nice trick you got here. Shape-shifting is pretty badass"

Where did the not liking fruit thing come from? Just recently watched Dragonball and Goku gorged on fruit almost every time he got hungry in the middle of nowhere.

>>39707827

Don't forget him making the first ever wish on the Dragon Balls and in the process saving the world. Truly, he is the hero Earth deserves until the hero that defeated Cell comes along.

>>39707799
>shrug, consume mouse.
>hope it still tastes like pig

>>39707872
Yeah, that seems kind of dumb.
Especially considering that we're a magical weremonkey. Even the handful of monkey species that do eat meat only do it when they absolutely have to.

>>39707872

Probably artistic liberties. Or maybe Kabu and her crew just really don't like sweet things.

>>39707872
>>39707912
its a joke from DBZ abridged, goku (and maybe veggie) hate fruit, since this universe is at least partially inspired by it
Hence eldritch Popo

>>39707889
Fuck, this reminded me when my cousin ate a hamster, thinking it was a stick of butter.

>>39707955
Why would you eat a stick of butter that's wriggling and covered in hair? Why would you eat a stick of butter, period? Does your cousin have a mental handicap?

>>39707955
your cousin ate butter on a stick?

>>39707955
I find the fact he would eat a stick of butter even worse than that he ate a hamster.

>>39707937
Ah, ok. I must not have gotten that far into DBZ abridged yet.

You let the pig mouse go, and in another puff of smoke its back to its pig state. "An interesting trick you have there. Got any more?"

The pig quickly shakes his head, backing away. "Nope, nothing else going on, no other tricks. Pl-please don't kidnap me like Roshi."

You give him a smile, "Well that depends, how do you do these little transformations of yours?"

The pig quickly shakes his head, "It takes years of study and practice, and you need to have started when you're still a small child, it's why we have to study it at kindergartens.... Y-you couldn't do it." He calls out to the floating cat, "Hey Puar! How old is it before your body locks its natural state?"

You look to the cat, who glares at the pig, "Sure, throw me under the bus, why don't you?" It squeaks in a high pitched voice, "I.... think your form sets around age..... six if you haven't started training? Somewhere around there."

You growl in annoyance, "Well, there goes my plan of transforming whenever I liked." You grunt. You glance upwards again, "On the other hand.... Gohan is only four." The pig gulps loudly, taking several more steps backwards.

>Let them go
>Guess you're teaching Gohan now
>Write in

>>39707999
Sounds horribly like something my first girlfriend would have done. She liked to eat a bowl of sugar with melted butter on it. She must weigh 300 pounds by now.

>>39707799
"You mean to say that this planet has beings who can shapeshift at will, and NONE of you thought to tell us? The ones with super-powerful transformations that are hard to control?"

>>39708019
>Guess you're teaching Gohan now

>>39708019
>Guess you're teaching Gohan now

>>39708019
>Let them go
Chichi won't appreciate his form locking up into some weird animal.

>>39708019
>Let them go
No real need. Plus give the kid a break he's either always training or studying with his mom.

>>39708019
>Let them go

>>39708019
I can already transform to one form, does that help?

Can you Teach Gohan?

>>39707969
I have no clue why he did it. He is not retarded tho. Witch makes it weirder. He was on some sort of medicine for some neck disease I can't remember the name off.
>>39707981
>>39707999
He does not even eat that much butter usually. I started following his butter consumption only after the hamster thing tho, so maybe he stopped eating butter after that. Dunno.

>>39708063
>>Chichi won't appreciate his form locking up into some weird animal.
Wait, what? I never saw Dragonball, is that some kind of side effect that shapeshifters get?

>>39708107
I have no clue but this is what the post seemed to imply.

>>39708133
it meant that youve lost the ability to shift out of your natural state, not that youll lock into some random form once you turn six
basically, its you cant learn X over Y age

>>39708019

>>Let them go
>Laugh heartily
>"So, I guess you guys are friends with the others? How comes ?"

>>39708063
No, the transformers/shifters are reason why human/animal hybrids exist.

Fucking druids creating centaurs, minotaurs and shit.

>>39708019
>Guess you're teaching Gohan now
Gohan deserves to get all of the training and special techniques he can get.

>>39708133
Wow, you're fucking stupid.

Can we ignore his vote since it's obviously based on a faulty comprehension of what's actually going on?

>>39708019
>Guess you're teaching Gohan now

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calling it, gohan gets moar lessons

>>39708217
Wow.
Everyone else just corrects me, but you're fucikng rude about it.
I just don't know much about DB shapeshifters.

>>39708269
It's because even after having your mistakes corrected, you leave your vote there unchanged to be counted.

>>39708217
If everyone got their votes disqualified just because they're stupid, none of us would be allowed to vote.

>>39708320
Because I still vote to let them go.
Deal with it.

>>39708320
Just because the reason he felt like mentioning was wrong, doesn't mean he didn't still want to avoid teaching Gohan for some other reason.

Don't be a prick, mate.

"Well then, I guess you two are coming along to teach Gohan how to transform." You tell the two animals, "I'll be sure to pick you up before we go."

They both start to complain, but Krillin cuts in, "They'll be happy too. They WOUDLN'T want to piss you off Kabuya." He whips his head around at the shapeshifters, "/Would/ you?" He adds through clenched teeth.

With a sigh, the pig shakes his head, "After this, I'm moving back to my mansion. Don't even know why I stick around with you people." He mutters, picking himself up."

You ignore his whining, as Krillin approaches you, "So. More lessons for Gohan, huh?" He stares upwards at the boy, still slapping the birds around. "Well, I guess when he's done he'll be able to turn into a bird. Gonna take a couple of years though, if Puar wasn't just lying to me."

You shrug, "Gohan's a smart kid, and Saiyans seem to pick things up faster than Earthlings as it is."

Krillin nods, "Well, I can't disagree with that. Hell, Goku learned the Kamehameha after seeing Roshi do it once. Even you had seen it a couple of times beforehand. I guess we'll see how he goes, huh?"

In the distance, you see Bulma and Chichi heading back towards the table, leading the chefs with them again.

>More food, finally!
>Tell Gohan about his new lessons
>Other

>>39708382
>>Tell Gohan about his new lessons
then food.

>>39708382
>More food, finally!

>>39708382
>More food, finally!

>>39708382
>More food, finally!
Eh, just let the kid have fun for now.

>>39708382
>More food, finally!

>>39708019
>Alright, why don't you teach Gohan. It'd be useful if he could go full Oozaru at the drop of a hat.

>>39708455
Oolongs transformation doesnt change his power level though, most likely wouldnt do anything but make Gohan a bigger target

>>39708382


>>More food, finally!

>Actually try to leave some for others and not disgust them out of their mind.

>>39708382
>More food, finally!

>>39708468
The inverse is also true though. He can become smaller without losing any power. So he can become ant-sized and kick the shit out of people while they have trouble even seeing him. Not to mention how useful this power is for the entire Namek arc, holy shit.

>>39708468
Or he could go oozaru and transform from there once he learns control.

Shrink the giant target but keep the giant power level

You ignore the rest of whatever Krillin was saying, as you take a seat at the table again, exercising a great deal of restraint, you let some of the humans help themselves first, before you finally, mercifully yank the flank off a deer, ignoring the cutlery, but trying to be a little more civil about gorging yourself, across the table, Risel smiles and nods at you, before rolling her eyes at the still largel feral Teito, as Bulma takes a seat next to you.

She steps away from her conversation with Spike to remind Teito about the manners she should be using, yet again. The bushy haired girl snarling, but begrudgingly accepts, returning to telling Yamcha about Broly, "Bastard squeezed so hard it felt like my head was about to pop off!" She complains.

After a few hours, everyone's had their fill, even you. Groaning in contentment, you stretch back, patting your gut. "I've eaten cities smaller than that meal." You mumble to yourself, finally noticing the lack of space pork on the table. Must've been to not offend Oolong, you assume. The sun dips the horizon, as clouds start to swell in, threatening rain this time instead of snow.

Finally, someone asks if everyone's done. "Yep." You grunt, pushing yourself to your feet, "Back to the Lookout everyone." You glance at Launch, "Not you." The blonde woman makes a face, but ignores you.

Everyone slowly picks themselves up, taking to the air, Krillin and Tien helping Roshi, Yamcha taking Puar and Oolong at your insistence. You do a light stretch, limbering up for the flight back, as the last few others take off, Risel helping Spike once again.

Bulma yells something at her staff, before joining you as you're about to fly off, "Not a bad meal, huh?" She asks, "Well, have a nice flight back. I'll drop by with some more clothes soon. I assume you'll break this outfit in two days. Other that, back to the grindstone."

>Thanks Bulma, seeya
>Write in

>>39708646
>>39708647
This reminds me of Vegito when Super Buu turned him into a candy.

Fucking all my kek.

>>39708682
>Remember not to overwork yourself, Thanks for the meal

>>39708682
>Thanks Bulma, seeya

>>39708682
>>Thanks Bulma, seeya
>I'll try to come in a few days, if it's ok with you

>>39708682
>"Thanks Bulma. I'll come visit soon."
>Try to sultry grin
>Fail

>Thanks Bulma, seeya.
Give her a lick on the cheek.

>>39708695
Would this protect from candy transformation? You could just turn right back.

Oh yeah, guys, depending on stuff, the timeskip will either be later in this thread or the next one most likely

just FYI

>>39708910
this is why you dont let other people touch your computer when you leave the room folks

>>39708864
>Would this protect from candy transformation? You could just turn right back.
I dont think so, Buu used magic to turn people into candy, so I would think he'd have to undo it like he did for Vegito. Magic is kinda OP that way in DB and DBZ

"Thanks Bulma, see you soon. Maybe swing by in a couple of days or something." You tell her, before powering up and taking off towards the Lookout, flying low over the ocean, zipping in and out between colossal waves as the storm kicks them up, before you make it back to the Lookout, perfectly dry.

The team turns in for the night, Oolong and Puar looking rather surly about being here. Spike insists that he can walk to bed on his own, using a pitchfork as a walking stick as he limps off, Risel hovering nearby, just in case he collapses.

"Well, we've had nearly two days off to rest." You grunt to Teito, "But tomorrow everyone's hitting the grindstone. Make sure to remind me of that."

She nods, "Yeah, Yamcha was saying, he's surprised you let everyone have that much time off. Even with Vegeta and Nappa coming."

"A short break every now and then won't kill us, as long as we make up for it by training twice as hard once we get back."

>Turn in for the night
>Go see Kami about...
>Go see Piccolo about...
>Find out where that dragon you saved went
>Ask Risel what she found out about Earth from Kami
>Ask Risel what she found out about Namek from Kami
>Other

>>39709068
>Go see Popo about
What are his plans if this planet kicks it? Is he even going to let that happen?

>>39709068
>Ask Risel what she found out about Earth from Kami

>>39709068
>Find out where that dragon you saved went

>>39709068
>>Turn in for the night

>>39709068
>Ask Risel what she found out about Earth from Kami

>>39709068
>Ask Risel what she found out about Namek from Kami
I just want to split the vote more.

>>39709068
>Go see Kami about...
His ship, and having Bulma repair/reversed engineer it.

>>39709153
Changing to
>>39709185
Reverse engineering is good. Maybe let Bulma on our ship too, show her around.

>>39709185
He deactivated our ship so that we wouldn't leave I doubt he'll give us a new one.

>>39709068
>>Ask Risel what she found out about Earth from Kami

>Search for the dragon while talking, using ki sense only

Ki sensing training, yo!

Risel earth lesson it is

>>39709228

We still have our saiyan pods, in any case.

We could leave at any time, if we left the ship and our non-saiyan allies behind.

So, here is a few things I thougt we need to do to improve our team's perfomance

-Help Krillin grows a backbone

-Make Chiaotzu more independent of Tien

-Get Roshi to train once again

-Teach Yajirobe proper work ethics, or something approaching


Anyone has more ideas?

>>39709414
We need to learn Solar Flare, Yajirobe's ki cutting technique, and any other tricks Roshi has hidden up his sleeves.

>>39709463
Dont forget, we still need to invent Saiyan army knives!

>>39709414
Get a magic buff/debuff/exc person.
Get android tech.
Sayan swords(/ learn cutting ki)
Get some clone pods,regeneration chambers and other alien tech going.

>>39709414
Krillin is fine without a backbone

I agree on the other points though

You wait for Risel to come back, before waving her towards the ship, "Tell me what you found out about Earth from Kami."

She pulls her notes out, "Well.... the planet's at least 5 million years old, maybe more.. Kami isn't the first person to hold his job as Guardian. It's more of a position, which is passed down to a disciple who has no evil in their heart."

"Well, guess that disqualifies me, doesn't it?" Teito shrugs, "Not that I'd want too anyway."

Risel continues, "It's home to many different kinds of peoples, mostly humans, but there's been a lot of interbreeding. A lot of alien species have landed here and interbred with them, without the populace barely batting an eye at most- though some have been assumed to be demons, like Namekians and the Makyans. But some integrated well, like Tien's ancestors, or Oolong, who I'm assuming is a long lost descendant of the Swhinee of Porkus 9."

"The Swhinee?" You scratch your chin, "Always thought they went extinct." Oh well.

"Other than that, history is the same as many planets, but more low tech. The people waged war on each other, until they unified under a dogman called King Furry. There's a strong culture of martial artists on the planet, but most are ignorant that ki even exists... Let alone the Dragon Balls, which have only been around 300 years."

She stops for breath, scanning her notes, "Oh and the planet had a years long war with Kami's evil half. Piccolo's father called himself Demon King Piccolo, and he waged war against humanity. Nearly wiped them out, which is why Kami doesn't make his role well known on the Earth. Most don't even know he exists."

"Sounds like a lot of effort, for not a lot of reward." You grunt.

Risel shrugs, "I can understand why he does it.... he wanted to protect the weak is all."

>Well, we aren't letting Piccolo out that's for sure.
>Thanks for the lesson Risel, time to (Write in)

>>39709463
ill handle that stuff in the time jump, calm down

>>39709527
Tell us our power levels after timeskip.

>>39709527
>Well we're DEFINITELY letting Piccolo out at some point after hearing that, sounds like the kind of power we'll need even if Kami won't admit it

>>39709527
>>Well, we aren't letting Piccolo out that's for sure.
>>Thanks for the lesson Risel, time to
Find that dragon we saved.

>>39709575
wait for it, therell be a roll for it and a few other things

>>39709527
>>Thanks for the lesson Risel, time to try something new
>Up for a bit of training, girls? Nothing major, just ki sense. With how things are going, we need to preserve what's left of our scouters.

>>39709609
Second

>>39709527
>>39709609
Third

>>39709628
This

dragon catching it is

>>39709527
>Well, we aren't letting Piccolo out that's for sure.
>Thanks for the lesson Risel

"Thanks for the lesson Risel. Guess even backwaters can have some interesting stories occasionally." You jump off the couch, noticing Teito working on some.... mystery mechanical thing at the dinner table, "Have fun girls, I've got a dragon to track down."

You descend the ramp, sensing out for the animals ki, theres your trainees, then Kami... Piccolo down below... where is that thing? Kami said he'd bring it back.

There it is! You sense it far below, down near the planet surface. You dive off the edge of the Lookout, going into freefall, you fall past some domelike building of pure white, then suddenly a huge white pillar is filling your vision, "How did I never notice this thing?" You remark, "Oh well. Dragon time." You catch yourself before you hit the ground, heading towards the ki you can sense, curious as you sense another close to it, flying over a vast expanse of forest.

You burst into a clearing in the vast forest, and that same purple dragon looks up at you, letting out a happy noise, before flapping up towards you.

Suddenly, a thrumming noise splits the silence of the forest. An arrow flies over the dragons head, and instead slams into your face. The simple iron head does little more than irritate you, as the wood shatters upon hitting your face, shards falling downwards.

You stare around the dragon, down into the woods, spotting a skinny, dark skinned teenage boy with a feather sticking out of his hair, holding a bow and looking very scared that his arrow did nothing to you.

>Whatever, take the dragon and leave
>Write in

>>39710009
>Yell at him.
"BITCH FAGGOT YOU TRYING TO HUNT MY DRAGON IMMA KICK YOUR PUNK ASS"

>>39710009
>Whatever, take the dragon and leave

If the best he could manage was a bow and arrow, then he ain't worth it.

If he somehow is actually a lot stronger than that, and was being silly using a bow, then we punch his face in.

>>39710009
>Threaten to eat him
Ifyouknowwhatimean

>>39710009
>Whatever, take the dragon and leave

>>39710009
>"You're lucky i'm in a good mood"
>Whatever, take the dragon and leave

>>39710009
oh shit its Upa, lets bring him some Krillin will drop spaghetti

>>39710009
>Write in
"What the fuck were you trying to do, you little faggot? Hunt my dragon? Or were you actually aiming for me, in which case you're in even bigger trouble!"
Kick his ass. Punk ass bitch, trying to hunt our dragon pet.

>>39710009

>You'll need far more than this to hurt me, kiddo.
>Now, I would normaly kill you for this pitiful display, but I get the impression Kami and the others wouldn't like it. So I guess it's your lucky day.

>>39710145
>>39710040
Stop being retarded

>>39710009
>"You have ten seconds to apologize. Nine. Eight..."

Write in

>Kick his bitch ass
>"You're lucky im in a good mood"

I wonder if Upa would have been a decent fighter if Roshi or Korin had trained him. It's strange he never tried to become stronger, too.

Speaking of strange, we should tell Popo to let go that girl

>>39710208
>"You're lucky I'm in a good mood"
He's not worth the effort.

>>39710208
>"You're lucky I'm in a good mood"

He's beneath our notice.

>>39710208
>"You're lucky im in a good mood"
It's only one guy shit posting who actually wants to fight him

>>39710208
>"You're lucky I'm in a good mood"

>>39710208
>>"You're lucky im in a good mood"

>>39710208
>Kick his bitch ass

>>39710208
>"You're lucky im in a good mood"

>>39710009
>"You're lucky im in a good mood"

We should tell him to train and get stronger, so he doesn't trow tiny sticks in people s faces.

>>39710208
>"You're lucky im in a good mood"

>>39710208
>"You're lucky im in a good mood"

"You're lucky I'm in a good mood kid. Don't try and hunt my pet dragon again!" You shout down at the boy, who promptly shrinks back into the shrubs. "And next time, don't throw tiny sticks in my face too!"

The dragon purrs, nuzzling against your shoulder, before you start to fly back upwards, slow enough that the beast can keep up with you as you ascend.

>Stop by the top of this pillar first
>Back up to the Lookout, (What do?)

>>39710287
>Stop by the top of this pillar first
Check it out, see who lives there.

>>39710287
>Back up to the Lookout, (What do?)
Go see how the girls are doing. See if they have any problems with dreams since they got to earht

>>39710287
>Stop by the top of this pillar first
"Hey! Asshole who lives here! Get your humans down there to behave, next one that tries to throw a stick at my dragon gets a boot up his ass!"

>>39710287
>Back up to the Lookout
>More training

>>39710287
>Stop by the top of this pillar first

>>39710287
Check out pillar, go pet Korin.
Gotta pet the kitty.

>>39710287
>Back up to the Lookout, give Gohan the dragon

Kid needs a pet, right? What's more badass than a fucking dragon?

You alight at the bubble like building atop the tower, vaulting the railing as you touch down on the tiles.

There's some sort of shrine with a jug on it, and a patch of dirt in the corner with a bundle of green sprouts poking through it, but no one else seems to be here...

The dragon touches down behind you and immediately starts snuffling around the tiles, walking over to a small staircase that breaks the uniformity of the railing around the open, circular room.

>Go down the stairs
>I mean... you are kind of thirsty
>What's growing in that dirt?
>"Hello?"

>>39710571
>"Hello?"

>>39710571
>>"Hello?"

>>39710571
>>>"Hello?"

Also make sure the dragon doesn't break anything.

>>39710571
>Go down the stairs

>>39710571
>"Hello?"

>>39710571
>"Hello?"

>>39710571
>"Hello?"

"Hello?" You call out, flying over to stop the dragon as he snuffles closer to the dirt patch, "Hey, those aren't yours to eat!" The dragon whines, like a puppy, but steps away, flapping after you.

You're only vaguely surprised, as a bipedal white cat appears at the top of the staircase, carrying a staff. "I take it you're this Kabuya Yajirobe was talking about." He scans you up and down, "Eh. Nice to meetcha. Welcome ta planet Earth, I'm Korin, supposed 'God of Martial Arts.' Hey, next time you see Yajirobe, tell him to pick up some cat shampoo would ya?"

"You're Korin?" You ask, the cat nods silently, "So... would those sprouts over there be Senzu beans?"

"That they would." Is all the cat says for a long pause. "They only grow in this specific, magical soil, if you want to try ad grow your own, they'll wither and die. So don't even ask." He bats his ear with his free paw, "Tell Kami I'll have a batch ready in about three months too, would ya?"

>Well, worth a shot
>Write in

>>39710809

>Well, worth a shot

>>39710809
"Thanks I guess. See ya around I guess sorry for the intrusion."

>>39710809
>Well, worth a shot
"What do you mean "supposed" God of Martial Arts?"

>>39710809
>Can I pet you?

>>39710809
>Well, worth a shot
"How many are we talking about here? Because we might be needing them if there's another... incident."

>>39710809
>Write in
"Magic soil, huh? You sure it isn't just some special chemical mix? I mean, no offense, but this IS a backwoods Hicksville of a planet. Never know when what you think of as magic is really just some common space tech, and not real magic."

>>39710846
Second

>>39710871
Considering the Dragonballs, it probably IS magic.

"Well it was worth a shot. How many do you think will be matured? We could need them in case of another.... incident."

Korin shrugs, "Eight? If you're lucky and none of them wither, or winter treats them rough. Max of eight, more likely five."

You nod slowly, "And what was that about you being a 'Supposed' God of Martial Arts then?"

The cat tilts his head, "Huh? Oh, that. Some of the humans and others down below think I'm a god, just because I'm immortal and live in the sky and I train martial artists to become stronger. Well that and I live in a realm guarded by a 'God.'" He gestures upwards towards the Lookout. "Those dummies downstairs have been giving me credit for Kami's work for 800 years." The cat smirks to himself, "Now, if you don't mind, I'm trying to sleep."

The cat starts to walk back down his staircase, "And before you ask. NO, I will not train those idiots up there with you. They're already beyond my regimen, that gravity stuff your doing, is literally everything I do, only more intense."

>Oh well, back to the Lookout
>Write in

>>39711033
>Oh well, back to the Lookout
Do as close to thanking him for his gardening as we're capable of, since those beans are probably gonna come in handy.

>>39711033
>Oh well, back to the Lookout

>>39711033
Ask about magicians that can enchant soil, and what it contains.

Also magicians and magic in general.

For all we know "Magic" is namekian fertilizer, that is charged with ki.

>>39711033
>I'm immortal

"HOW?! Also, anything interesting to teach, or is it just styles?"

>>39711033
>Oh well, back to the Lookout

>>39711033
>Oh well, back to the Lookout

>>39711033
>Write in
Ask about magic and if magic can be taught.

Magic is the one thing that's not in big supply in the galaxy

>>39711033
>Oh well, back to the Lookout

>>39711033
>Write in

Immortality, huh? Did Kami let you get dragonballs together and wish for it?

>>39711109
IIRC Kabu doesn't know the Dragonballs can be used for anything other than bringing people back from the dead.

>>39711033
>Write in
Supporting asking about magic and immortality.

I don't want to get a case of narrative-induced stupidity and not take advantage of obvious things that the character sees in front of her.

>>39711033

>Eh, a shame. You're sure you don't have anything left to teach? Or, you know, maybe you want to fight for your planet?"

>"Seriously, I don't get you old martial artist dudes. Kami probably didn't train for years, I'm sure Roshi is hiding stuff and you, you're content with playing gardner. On my planet, the old warriors were just people good enough to stay on the battlefield longer than the rest."

>>39711121
What about the time we asked the scrubs what their wishes would be?

>>39711148
I must have missed that, do you know which thread it was in? I'm curious now.

>>39711148
Give Freeza space aids.

>>39711158

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39277218/

>5 for Lookout
>4 for magic
>2 for immortality?
>1 for join us
is the way it looks to me

writan

>>39711228

2 then 5

>>39711232
no i meant thats how many each vote had

Writan back to the Lookout

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>>39711225
Much obliged, friend.

Seriously, though, are all the old guys depressed, or what?

Sadly it would seem many of the people who voted just followed the prompts. Oh well, no learning this time.

>>39711257
About what? the only thing I'm depressed about is pokemang

>>39711285
I know that feel, Chuckles hasn't run it for a while.

>>39711304
Xio Xio also needs more love to

>>39711315
I kinda agree with you, even if I'm not really a fan of it.

"Oh well, back to the Lookout. Thanks for the help, growing these beans of yours and everything." The cat waves your thanks off, and you take off, heading back towards the Lookout above, staying slow enough for the dragon to keep up with you.

You alight on the tiles above, the dragon following behind you. The ramp has been raised, and the lights inside are off by now, this late at night, the girls have probably gone to sleep.

With the moon hidden behind the clouds overhead, you're almost suprised to hear the sound of sparring from nearby. You whip around, feeling out for their energy, relaxing when you feel them to be around your trainees strength, though you can't say for certain which ones.

"Who's there?" You call out to them.

You hear the clattering of steel on the tiles, and stifled yelps. Rolling your eyes, you hold a ki ball overhead, illuminating the Lookout. The light reveals Yajirobe, stooping to pick up his sword and Yamcha, both of whom are sweaty and frozen still in your sights.

Yamcha is the first to talk, "Uh- Kabuya, sorry ma'am, we.. didn't think you'd be around this time of night. We just thought, that maybe.... we should get some training in. Burn some of that food off."

You glance between the two of them.

>Really? Nice commitment
>Did Yajirobe really think that?
>Whatever, I have a dragon to give to Gohan
>Write in

>>39711281
It really is depressing when we're crippling ourselves by not using in-character knowledge or following up on obvious powerups.

>>39711361
>>Really? Nice commitment
>>Did Yajirobe really think that?

Good job Tubby! Doing good!

>>39711361
>Really? Nice commitment
"Though I'd wait until you've at least finished digesting, because I'm not gonna clean up after you."

>>39711361
>Really? Nice commitment
But say it in a way that implies they'll get an ass whoopin' if they try to pull any shit again.

>>39711361
>really? I can think of a very intense regime we can go through, burns of fat like you wouldnt belive

>>39711361
>Really? Nice commitment
I'm actually pleasantly surprised. They're actually committing to getting stronger, which is more than I can say for most of our players.

>>39711381
Yeah. I think what it was is that most people voted really quickly then just went to do whatever.

Or people just dont care about something that could be very interesting for Kabu to discover.

It kinda irks me though that Kabu was completely nonplussed about an immortal cat martial artist.

>>39711361
>Really? Nice commitment
>You should use the gravity room

>>39711361
>>Really? Nice commitment
Keep up the good work guys.

Also learn cutting ki from Yajirobe.

>>39711416
We could send Risel down there, she'd love to learn about it.

>>39711361
>....carry on. Oh, and Korin wants more cat shampoo, next time you pop in.

>>39711361
>Really? Nice commitment
>Did Yajirobe really think that?
And suggest the gravity room like >>39711431
brought up.

>....carry on. Oh, and Korin wants more cat shampoo, next time you pop in.

>>39711416

I just wanted her to tell him to stop stagnating around.

>>39711434
That's true, hopefully we can bring it up sometime.

>>39711443
O yea, that thing, can we add it on top of winning vote?

The cat really needs the shampoo.

>>39711361
Adding >>39711455 to my vote >>39711451

>>39711416
>It kinda irks me though that Kabu was completely nonplussed about an immortal cat martial artist.
Its like plot-induced amnesia that people always complain about in DBZ and in Star Trek.
Hell, we've even complained about it in this thread alone, how DBZ had all kinds of special techniques and magic that got forgotten about in the next episode when it could have been really useful.

"Really? Huh. Nice commitment you two." You glance at the fat man, "Did /you/ really think of this?"

Yajirobe clears his throat, grabbing his sword up, "I-uh- well... no. Yamcha told me to or else he'd beat me up." You cluck your tongue, as Yamcha shrugs.

"Teito suggested the idea." The scar faced man explains, "And I figured we could both use the practice."

The fat one speaks up again, "But- I am committing to it, right Yamcha?" He looks to his partner pleadingly, who nods.

"He is trying. After some bellyaching to start with."

You nod, "Right, well, carry on. Oh, and Yajirobe, Korin says to get him some cat shampoo soon."

The fat man nods, and you extinguish your light, heading for the castle door, as the two men return to their sparring.

>Leave the dragon outside Gohans door
>Knock to see if theyre stil up
>Leave him with Kami, he doesnt seem to sleep

>>39711544
Like the fact Goku fired a Kamehameha from his feet. The implications! Could he fire it from anywhere on his body?

You know all the fights where he gets his arms pinned or is holding something (Like Friezas tail), he could have curled his legs up and turtle waved through his feet into him point blank.

>>39711577
>Knock to see if theyre stil up

>>39711577
>Knock to see if theyre stil up

>Knock to see if theyre stil up

>>39711577
>Leave him with Kami, he doesnt seem to sleep

So how pissed/depressed will yamcha be when he learns about kabu and bulma?

>>39711624
Meh.

>>39711639
"T-they what!? Man, that sounds hot."

>>39711624
he and Teito seem to have a thing going on

You knock on the door to Chichi and Gohans room, quickly hearing an annoyed grunt from inside.

"What?" Chichi groans, "It's.... Two in the morning!" You wince inwardly, as you can hear her shushing Gohan back to sleep.

You crack the door open, "Sorry, I didn't know how late it was." The boy is shutting his eyes shut, his mothers eye glaring at you.

>I brought Gohan a Christmas present
>I'll just go
>Hey kid, you want a dragon?
>Write in

>>39711577
>>Knock to see if theyre stil up

>>39711728
>I brought Gohan a Christmas present

>>39711728
>I brought Gohan a Christmas present

>>39711728
>>I'll just go

>>39711728
>I brought Gohan a Christmas present

>>39711728
>I brought Gohan a Christmas present

>>39711728
>>I'll just go
give him the present in the moring

>>39711728
Ask her if Gohan can has dragon.

>>39711774
Wake someone up
Naa I just gonna do the ting tomorrow
Fuck you dude. Just do it.

>>39711728
>I'll just go

We can spring the dragon on him when it's not absurdly late.

>>39711794

When you bother someone at an importune time, the thing to do is to leave adn come back at a better time.

The kid is too tired to appreciate the gift, and the mother is angry

>>39711728
>I'll just go

>>39711728
>I'll just go
Man, this is getting more like Danny Speltin by the minute.

>>39711728
>I brought Gohan a Christmas present
>I'll just go
Apologize and come back at a later time.

"I brought a Christmas present for Gohan." You offer. The boy stirs, eyes snapping open at that.

"Is it something other than books?" He asks in excitement, "Santa only brought books." Before Chichi can stop him he bound over to you, and you open the door wide, revealing the dragon behind you. "Woooooow." The child breathes, before rushing to hug the beast around the waist.

"Gohan, you get away from that thing!" Chichi calls after him, "It could have.... diseases, or bite you, or...."

You glance over to her, as she climbs out of bed, "Chichi, it's been following me around all night, it's as gentle as a fly. And not even one of those muscle bound fly people on Planet Musca. And as for diseases... If he gets sick, I'll get his medicine myself."

The woman frowns, but the sound of her child's laughter lessens it. With a sigh, she nods. "Alright Gohan, bring him in. But you're going back to bed. You can play with him in the morning, okay?"

Gohan pouts from his position on the beasts back, but the dragon walks him inside, depositing him on the bed. "Smart little creature." You comment to yourself. "Well, good night."

With that, you turn in for the night, before you miss any more sleep, telling Yamcha and Yajirobe not to stay up to late.

In the morning you awaken, to Teito shaking you, "Morning Kabu, time to whip them back into shape!" She smiles, humming to herself as she leaves you in your room.

You stroll out among the trainees, measuring their power levels on Bulma's prototype, machine, they're all progressing decently, some them nearly reaching Raditz's power in strength.

>Split up into sparring teams, focus on...
>High gravity training for everyone

OR

>Timeskip several months ahead, a bunch of decisions can be made in recap, and you can roll for significant bumps in power.

>>39711977
>Timeskip several months ahead, a bunch of decisions can be made in recap, and you can roll for significant bumps in power.

>>39711977
>>Timeskip several months ahead, a bunch of decisions can be made in recap, and you can roll for significant bumps in power

>>39711977
One thing I'd like to do with Spike. Ask him how difficult it is for him to be returned and summoned from HFIL? Like didn't he say the longer he spends here, the weaker his magic gets?

>>39711977
>High gravity training for everyone

>>39711977
>Timeskip this time.
But if we timeskip, we cant seduce chi chi...

>>39711977
>>High gravity training for everyone

>>39711977
>Timeskip several months ahead, a bunch of decisions can be made in recap, and you can roll for significant bumps in power.

How much things we can focus on? We have bunch of stuff in the back log.

>>39711977
>>Timeskip several months ahead, a bunch of decisions can be made in recap, and you can roll for significant bumps in power.
We literally have nothing to do in the interim.

>>39711977
>Timeskip several months ahead, a bunch of decisions can be made in recap, and you can roll for significant bumps in power.

>>39711977
>Timeskip several months ahead, a bunch of decisions can be made in recap, and you can roll for significant bumps in power.

>>39712008
If you're trying to persuade me to not vote for the timeskip, you're doing it wrong.

>>39711977
>Timeskip several months ahead, a bunch of decisions can be made in recap, and you can roll for significant bumps in power.

>>39712002
Yea, we should do that, if we can.

>>39711977
>>Split up into sparring teams, focus on Yajirobe and Chiaotzu

>Have Teito deals with Tien and Yamcha

>Risel takes Chichi and Krillin, with Spike if he's in good enough shape

>Ask Roshi if he can do us a solid and teach Gohan some stuff... while in the gravity room.

I swear we'll make this old man train.

>>39712068
Also I forget, do Picollo and Kami know everything the other one does? Because while actually letting him fight is ridiculous, in exchange for letting him stretch his legs, he could teach these guys the most powerful magic known by the god of this world.

>>39712008
Oh don't worry, we can do that later.

>>39712115
Please dont, Gohan will REALLY start to call us Mom then!

alighty timeskip it is

Several months of training on end, you come to know the team under you, they all commit to varying degrees, but they all move on to training with weighted clothes under 30x Earth gravity

>roll 3d12000 for Kabu and the girls power boost
(first dice is Kabu, second is Teito, third is Risels, each is best of three)

and to speed things up, I'll include

>Left Piccolo where he is
>Tried to convince kami to let him train with you (Will take it's own roll)

>>39712097
Picollo should be teaching these guys. And doing some sparring.

Also he should make up some stealthy long range attack or curse. He could manipulate lightning storm from across the planet to attack things for example. Or create bunch of weaker "demons" to fight instead of him.

There are low danger options.

>>39712134
>Convince Kami to allow piccolo some freedom, not necessarily training.

Rolled 10993, 8931, 10445 = 30369 (3d12000)

>>39712134
>Tried to convince kami to let him train with you (Will take it's own roll)

Rolled 4190, 8677, 1123 = 13990 (3d12000)

>>39712134
I am not to be trusted with important decisions.

Rolled 5285, 6462, 7400 = 19147 (3d12000)

>>39712134
>Left Piccolo where he is

>>39712043
>We literally have nothing to do in the interim.
We have techniques to learn, magic to learn, find out how to get immortality, ask about the nearest trade hubs in this sector, negotiate advanced med tech and basic Scouter's.

There's a lot for us to do, if you don't indulge in narrative amnesia.

Rolled 9608, 2929, 376 = 12913 (3d12000)

>>39712134
Inb4 1

Rolled 5999, 8561, 9932 = 24492 (3d12000)

>>39712134
>Tried to convince kami to let him train with you (Will take it's own roll)

Rolled 8868, 901, 10326 = 20095 (3d12000)

>>39712134
>Left Piccolo where he is

Rolled 5671, 6999, 890 = 13560 (3d12000)

>>39712134
3d12000? thats a broad variance

>>39712162
Nice rolls, Sleepy.

>>39712162
Jesus fucking Christ, anon, whose child did you sacrifice?

>>39712134
>Left Piccolo where he is

>>39712134
>>Tried to convince
kami to let him train with you (Will take it's own roll)

>>39712167
Aren't saiyans like super man where they suck at magic?

>>39712134
>Left Piccolo where he is

Rolled 4387, 4275, 7293 = 15955 (3d12000)

>>39712134

>Tried to convince kami to let him train with you (Will take it's own roll)

>>39712134
>>Tried to convince kami to let him train with you (Will take it's own roll)

>>39712162
Awe poor Teito. She was so upset when Risel passed her for the first time, now she's super lagging behind.

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>>39712189
Thank ye kindly mate.
>>39712193
Everyone's. Why that a problem?

>>39712134
>Left Piccolo where he is

>>39712124
But i like being called Mom by him.
We're either going to be his step mom or auntie when Goku and Raditz gets back too

>>39712134
>Tried to convince kami to let him train with you (Will take it's own roll)

>>39712241
But I dont have any children.

WAIT!

Nope, still have my testicles, we're good.

>>39712124
We could have him call us Aunty Kabu

>>39712134
>Left Piccolo where he is
fuck that guy, he killed Raditz AND goku

>>39712134
>Left Piccolo where he is
I dislike Piccolo as a character and draw entertainment from keeping him sidelined as much as possible.

>>39712258
But are you sure those are real?

ok the same fagging is reaching critical mass all of a sudden

Im going to open a strawpoll in 2 minutes, it will be open for 2 minute, then im going to call it

>>39712134
>Left Piccolo where he is

Not entirely sure if we should let him fight on the front lines. His existence is what makes the dragonballs possible, and he's kind of an ass.

>>39712241
>Everyone's. Why that a problem?

Next step: parting the red sea

>>39712205
>Aren't saiyans like super man where they suck at magic?

Superman is vulnerable to magic. Saiyan are just bad at it.

I hope Risel manage to learn it, though. If she can become the Guardian of this planet, I'm all for it.

Does anyone else think Kabuya is probably really passed off with Vegeta and Nappa, they should be trying to help their fellow saiyans and planning to rebuild our civilization.

Vegeta really doesn't deserve the title of prince.

>>39712264
That should actually be Goku AND Rabitz cbecause we liked him more.

>>39712293
I think Kabu beat me to that one. If ya know what I mean!

>>39712134
>Tried to convince kami to let him train with you (Will take it's own roll)

>>39712304
Well since it's past down by bloodline he does technically deserve the title.

2 minute, k go

http://strawpoll.me/4261626

>>39712323
You know what I mean.

>>39712289
Ah yes, samfegging in quests has been at maximum-over-maximum lately.

But did Kabu and Risel really just pull a 10,000 boost to their PLs? Damn dude.

>>39712291
There's a difference between having him be on the front lines and having him do nothing.

He could be the most powerful sorcerer in the world.

Rolled 5793, 9679, 7532 = 23004 (3d12000)

>>39712134
>Tried to convince kami to let him train with you (Will take it's own roll)

>>39712304

She should be. Unless she's totally over them since they've placed themselves firmly in the asshole Saiyans not worth saving category.

>>39712293
It's not quite "vulnerable" as it's more he isn't immune to magic. He won't be hurt more by like, a magic fireball to the face than he would a regular explosion. He would be able to be mind controlled or cursed by magic, though.

Saiyans have just never really tried magic.