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You sit down, giving Goto your best I'm-not-fucking-playing look, and slug down the Scotch in one go. It burns all the way down, but you never blink – you're straight-laced and squared away, but you're no damn teetotaler, either. You even drank Hate under the table once, although he maintains to this day that it was a fluke. “Okay. I'm listening.”

“Good,” Goto says. “The reason I find this so funny – aside from me having been in your shoes exactly sixteen months ago, give or take – is that you actually think you fucked up.”

“I DID!” you snap, slapping the glass back onto Goto's desk hard enough to make a gunshot report. “Kaga might be embarrassed for violating HONORABU DISCIPLINE and Hornet's hung up on not having done enough during the war, but it was my responsibility, Goto! It was my responsibility to keep a level head and tread on that thin ice without breaking through, and I - I -”

“Defended your ship?”

“I ALMOST-” you bite the inside of your cheek until you taste blood, reigning yourself in. Discipline. Arizona's right outside the damn door, she might hear. “I let it get personal. I catered to my... I came this close to splitting this alliance down the seams. God dammit Goto, people are *scared* of these ships. Nobody knows what commands their loyalty, why some come back as monsters and some as defenders, and I...” you bite your cheek again. “It's not my ship, Goto. It's not even America's ship. It's the world's ship. And everyone who needs their protection.”
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Goto nods throughout your lecture, his face serious, dark eyes focused on you. And as soon as you finish, he replies with one word.

“Bullshit.”

“... what.”

“Bull. Shit.” Goto replies, his voice low and intense. “Do you really believe that they're 'just ships?' Was Hornet right when she told you she's just disposable, just another ship to fight and die for those who built her? She told me she told you. She told me the same. She said she'd been too much of a coward, a regretful coward; hadn't been firm enough, strong enough, she let you see her weakness and that made you feel bad for her. Kaga pretty much said the same thing; apologized for being a failure, for not being strong enough to resist those traumas. Are they right, Settle? Are they just... ships?”

>We don't know what the hell they are, Goto. They were built as weapons. Some of them remember it – just look at Harder, or Sammy. They're bloodthirsty. Who's to say that they don't all remember, and it's just buried deeper with some of them, like Kaga? She's usually so reserved – I saw a whole 'nother side of her yesterday.

>.... no. No, I don't. Nobody who can cry when they think you're not looking is 'just' anything. But we're fighting a war, and we're striking a delicate balancing act, Goto. We have to treat them like weapons of we're going to use them like weapons. The touchy-feely can wait for after the war. That's the way it is with human soldiers, too. We can't let this fly apart at the seams.

>Write-in?
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>>39702372
In b4 panzer?
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>>39702409
>.... no. No, I don't. Nobody who can cry when they think you're not looking is 'just' anything. But we're fighting a war, and we're striking a delicate balancing act, Goto. We have to treat them like weapons of we're going to use them like weapons. The touchy-feely can wait for after the war. That's the way it is with human soldiers, too. We can't let this fly apart at the seams.
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>>39702409
>>.... no. No, I don't. Nobody who can cry when they think you're not looking is 'just' anything. But we're fighting a war, and we're striking a delicate balancing act, Goto. We have to treat them like weapons of we're going to use them like weapons. The touchy-feely can wait for after the war. That's the way it is with human soldiers, too. We can't let this fly apart at the seams.
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>>39702409
>[x] We don't know what the hell they are, Goto. They were built as weapons. Some of them remember it – just look at Harder, or Sammy. They're bloodthirsty. Who's to say that they don't all remember, and it's just buried deeper with some of them, like Kaga? She's usually so reserved – I saw a whole 'nother side of her yesterday.
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>>39702409
Oh come on planefag, couldn't you make two options that each have at least a chance of getting picked?
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>>39702409
>Fuck if I know.
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>>39702409
>Well that was how I saw it three months ago. Now? I... I don't even know anymore. I just want all this to end, for their sake.
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>>39702409
>We don't know what the hell they are, Goto. They were built as weapons. Some of them remember it – just look at Harder, or Sammy. They're bloodthirsty. Who's to say that they don't all remember, and it's just buried deeper with some of them, like Kaga? She's usually so reserved – I saw a whole 'nother side of her yesterday.
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>>39702409
>.... no. No, I don't. Nobody who can cry when they think you're not looking is 'just' anything. But we're fighting a war, and we're striking a delicate balancing act, Goto. We have to treat them like weapons of we're going to use them like weapons. The touchy-feely can wait for after the war. That's the way it is with human soldiers, too. We can't let this fly apart at the seams.
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>>39702409
>.... no. No, I don't. Nobody who can cry when they think you're not looking is 'just' anything. But we're fighting a war, and we're striking a delicate balancing act, Goto. We have to treat them like weapons of we're going to use them like weapons. The touchy-feely can wait for after the war. That's the way it is with human soldiers, too. We can't let this fly apart at the seams.
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>>39702409
>.... no. No, I don't. Nobody who can cry when they think you're not looking is 'just' anything. But we're fighting a war, and we're striking a delicate balancing act, Goto. We have to treat them like weapons of we're going to use them like weapons. The touchy-feely can wait for after the war. That's the way it is with human soldiers, too. We can't let this fly apart at the seams.
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>>39702409
>We don't know what the hell they are, Goto. They were built as weapons. Some of them remember it – just look at Harder, or Sammy. They're bloodthirsty. Who's to say that they don't all remember, and it's just buried deeper with some of them, like Kaga? She's usually so reserved – I saw a whole 'nother side of her yesterday.
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>>39702409
>>We don't know what the hell they are, Goto. They were built as weapons. Some of them remember it – just look at Harder, or Sammy. They're bloodthirsty. Who's to say that they don't all remember, and it's just buried deeper with some of them, like Kaga? She's usually so reserved – I saw a whole 'nother side of her yesterday.

"But they're more than just fuckin' ships. Them and their... WEE FOLK."
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>>39702409
>no, no I Dont...

Because that is way too much to copypaste on mobile
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>>39702409
>>We don't know what the hell they are, Goto. They were built as weapons. Some of them remember it – just look at Harder, or Sammy. They're bloodthirsty. Who's to say that they don't all remember, and it's just buried deeper with some of them, like Kaga? She's usually so reserved – I saw a whole 'nother side of her yesterday.

>But we ought to remember their humanity.
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>>39702431

I HONESTLY TRIED
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>>39702409

>Write-in

"No. They're not *just* fucking ships, man, but... They're weapons. It's a war. We have to treat them like the weapons they are, in the here and the now, not the weapons they were.

But on the other side of the coin, they fucking *cry* when they think we're not looking, because they want to *know* they're humans just like us, that they're not separated by the Abyssals by the luck of a shitty, shitty draw, that they're *not* expendable, because they're fucking not, Goto. They live and they breathe and they think and they probably love, too.

I don't know, goddamn it, and it gets to me."
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>>39702409
>>.... no. No, I don't. Nobody who can cry when they think you're not looking is 'just' anything. But we're fighting a war, and we're striking a delicate balancing act, Goto. We have to treat them like weapons of we're going to use them like weapons. The touchy-feely can wait for after the war. That's the way it is with human soldiers, too. We can't let this fly apart at the seams.
Arizona just tried to rescue us from what she thought was a kidnapping.
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>>39702409
>>.... no. No, I don't. Nobody who can cry when they think you're not looking is 'just' anything. But we're fighting a war, and we're striking a delicate balancing act, Goto. We have to treat them like weapons of we're going to use them like weapons. The touchy-feely can wait for after the war. That's the way it is with human soldiers, too. We can't let this fly apart at the seams.
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>>No, they are not just ships. Any being that can feel such a thing is no mere item or weapon, but this is war and as horrible as it is some of these bits of humanity must be put aside for the sake of our survival. I'm not fucking fine with it, and would rather a different way, but there's not much else we can do.
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>>39702409
>We don't know what the hell they are, Goto. They were built as weapons. Some of them remember it – just look at Harder, or Sammy. They're bloodthirsty. Who's to say that they don't all remember, and it's just buried deeper with some of them, like Kaga? She's usually so reserved – I saw a whole 'nother side of her yesterday.
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>>39702414
>>39702409
Changing my vote:
>.... no. No, I don't. Nobody who can cry when they think you're not looking is 'just' anything. Trying to watch out for your people is the same whether they were a ship in a previous life or not.
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>>39702409
>>.... no. No, I don't. Nobody who can cry when they think you're not looking is 'just' anything. Trying to watch out for your people is the same whether they were a ship in a previous life or not.

going with this as it feels right.
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>>39702409
>>.... no. No, I don't. Nobody who can cry when they think you're not looking is 'just' anything. But we're fighting a war, and we're striking a delicate balancing act, Goto. We have to treat them like weapons of we're going to use them like weapons. The touchy-feely can wait for after the war. That's the way it is with human soldiers, too. We can't let this fly apart at the seams.
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>>39702488
Nevermind, you did much better than I thought. At least A has a chance to win.
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>>39702409
>.... no. No, I don't. Nobody who can cry when they think you're not looking is 'just' anything. But we're fighting a war, and we're striking a delicate balancing act, Goto. We have to treat them like weapons of we're going to use them like weapons. The touchy-feely can wait for after the war. That's the way it is with human soldiers, too. We can't let this fly apart at the seams.

Something something it would be a disrespect to them. Fuck it, I'm all out of good ideas for a night, I'm hitting the fuckin' hay.
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>>39702511
>>39702522
I like this
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>>39702522
>>39702511
>>39702409
I like these.
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>>39702511
>>.... no. No, I don't. Nobody who can cry when they think you're not looking is 'just' anything. Trying to watch out for your people is the same whether they were a ship in a previous life or not.
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>>39702409
Going with
>>39702511
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>>39702511
I am for this.
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>>39702492
Hey that works, I'm a sucker for love-dovey shit like this
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>>39702409
>.... no. No, I don't. Nobody who can cry when they think you're not looking is 'just' anything. Trying to watch out for your people is the same whether they were a ship in a previous life or not.
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>>39702538
Thank you good anon. I enjoyed it.
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>>39702409
>.... no. No, I don't. Nobody who can cry when they think you're not looking is 'just' anything. But we're fighting a war, and we're striking a delicate balancing act, Goto. We have to treat them like weapons of we're going to use them like weapons. The touchy-feely can wait for after the war. That's the way it is with human soldiers, too. We can't let this fly apart at the seams.
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>>39702409
>Write-in:
>... no. No, I don't. Nobody who can cry when they think you're not looking is 'just' anything. But we're fighting a war, and we're striking a delicate balancing act, Goto. These...ships, girls, whatever they are, they remember the war they were originally built for. We need them to work together as allies now, but they used to be enemies, and a lot of them still carry those old grudges. And my taking sides and making it personal wasn't going to do any good in smoothing over those old wounds.
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>>39702538
Keks all around
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>>39702372
>>39702409
They are not just ships...

They are our wives, DESS
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>>39702648

This one's good too.
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No. No they're not. Ships don't have legs or arms. Ships don't talk to you. They have feelings. Yeah they have guns. Yeah they cruise on the water, but if they were just ships I would have one hell of an easier time dealing with them.
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>>39702409
>"No. They're not *just* fucking ships, man, but... They're weapons. It's a war. We have to treat them like the weapons they are, in the here and the now, not the weapons they were. But on the other side of the coin, they fucking *cry* when they think we're not looking, because they want to *know* they're humans just like us, that they're not separated by the Abyssals by the luck of a shitty, shitty draw, that they're *not* expendable, because they're fucking not, Goto. They live and they breathe and they think and they probably love, too.I don't know, goddamn it, and it gets to me."

Hornet basically outlined why I need this write in
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>>39702487
>But we ought to remember their humanity.
>2-4-11

I'm getting mixed messages here, anon...
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>>39702677
Take from it what you will :^)
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>>39702677
I am not sure what 2-4-11 is. Please clarify?

>>39702672
I wonder if Arizona, Hornet, and Willie is listening on the outside?
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>>39702409
voting for this: >>39702648
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>>39702697
The supplies you get from scrapping her.
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>>39702697
How many resources you get from scrapping most CLs.

Like Naka.

Who is an annoyingly common drop.
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>>39702409
>>39702492
this writein is good
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>>39702677
Naka deserves to be scrapped.
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>>39702409
Supporting >>39702492
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>>39702727
>>39702722
Oh.
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>>39702492
This sounds good.
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>>39702492
>>39702409
Supportan.
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>>39702769
https://youtu.be/23K1R_K6jXM
Here, this might make you feel better.
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>>39702796
>realizing that those torp launchers aren't on her legs
>Naka should have been blown in two completely

If only.
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test post
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>You will never see White Base as a shipgirl
>You will never see Ra Cailum as a shipgirl
>Laughing anaheim execs.gif
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>>39702409
Voting for >>39702492

On a mostly-irrelevant note, it's been a few threads since it was brought up but I still like the idea of making Sammy Kongou's *special friend* in order to keep her under control. I don't think the corgis alone will suffice.
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test mic 123
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“... no,” you say quietly. “No. Sure, nobody knows what they *are,* but I know damn well what they're not. They're not just machines. They walk, they talk, they ambush you with teatime teikoku-” Goto flinches at this - “and... they cry, when they think you're not looking.”

That hangs in the air between you for a minute... until Goto nods.

So he's seen it, too. At least once.

Maybe more.

“But,” you continue, firm now, “we're no different. I've got a limp. You've got your scars somewhere, I'm sure. That's a soldiers lot. We're not allowed to cry until the job's done. Then we can cry all we want, but until then, we have to be strong.” You squeeze the arm of your chair till you can hear it creak. “And we Admirals are supposed to be strong for our crews. For everyone. That's *our* damn job and... I'm just not good at it, I guess.”

Goto nods. “Yeah. Yeah, that's what they told me. That's the standard line.” He sighs, and drains his own scotch in one go before refilling both glasses. “But Settle – it's wrong.” He turns his shotglass between his fingers as he gazes out the slanted blinds over one window, avoiding your eyes. “Sixteen months, Settle. I'm still not sure what I'm doing. I've just had enough time to get into habits that make it look like I do, you know? Like ducking into a broom closet whenever I hear that goddamn electric kettle start whistling.” He frowns for a moment, then meets your gaze again. “They don't know what they are, any more than we do. Less, even. Far less. They just woke up one day in a flesh-and-blood body... except for when it's not – and they've got some people telling them that they're monsters, and others telling them that they're warships-” he shakes his head and looks down into his scotch, like he'll find some answers there. After a moment, he decides to check the bottom of the glass instead, coughing a little as it goes down.
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>>39702908

“I know the USN is putting them right back on the Naval Register again. Acting like they just showed up in port one day, unsunk, with their old crew moving around like ghosts you don't need to pay. Just ships, nothing to see here, move along.” He taps the empty glass on the desk. “We haven't quite caved to that – nobody wants to give the damned nationalists any more ammunition – but every report calls them non-biological entities or some shit like that.”

He sighs. “Drink that.”

You drink that, and let him refill it. “So what are you driving at?” you ask him.

“I'm telling you that they're sticking with what they know,” he replies. “The shipgirls, and the Navy. But that just isn't going to cut it, Settle. They *are* girls, even if some of them don't believe it themselves. People. And they're looking for reasons. Reasons to fight, reasons to exist. And if we don't give them some, the ones they've decided on might start looking mighty thin.”

The hair stands up on the back of your neck, but your mouth contradicts the chill: “No, no no, none of mine would ever-”

“But they would die for you, huh? Like little miss martyr, the CV that couldn't?”

Now you're the one studying your glass.
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>>But they would die for you, huh? Like little miss martyr, the CV that couldn't

Damn that's cold goto
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIkD7oJiFh0
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“You treat them like humans, you defend them like they're your daughters and then when it gets a little heated you feel guilty because that's not what you're supposed to do. Well, fuck what you're supposed to do. I've been doing it for sixteen months, Settle. I had to learn the hard way. I suggest you benefit from my experience and trust me when I say you did the right thing.”

You sit silently as you absorb his opinion and his alcohol.

>Goto... have you ever held a command? Had your own boat for years? Fell in love with it? Then had it taken away?

>That's all fine and good, Goto, but how are we supposed to do that without a repeat of that incident yesterday? Kaga was ready to kill me for a moment, there. Hell, your own carriers were beating the shit out of each other. I don't see how I'm not getting a court-martial for letting that slip up, and it was the direct result of what you've just described
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>>39702919
Goshdangittoheck Goto, I thought this was an interrogation not a shrink appointment
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>>39702945
>Goto... have you ever held a command? Had your own boat for years? Fell in love with it? Then had it taken away?
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>>39702945
>>Goto... have you ever held a command? Had your own boat for years? Fell in love with it? Then had it taken away?
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>>39702945
>>Goto... have you ever held a command? Had your own boat for years? Fell in love with it? Then had it taken away?
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>>39702945
>Goto... have you ever held a command? Had your own boat for years? Fell in love with it? Then had it taken away?
I SENSE A STORY IN THIS REPLY. I SHALL PURSUE THIS PATH. IT IS THE ONLY WAY NOW.
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>>39702945
>That's all fine and good, Goto, but how are we supposed to do that without a repeat of that incident yesterday? Kaga was ready to kill me for a moment, there. Hell, your own carriers were beating the shit out of each other. I don't see how I'm not getting a court-martial for letting that slip up, and it was the direct result of what you've just described
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>>39702945
>>Goto... have you ever held a command? Had your own boat for years? Fell in love with it? Then had it taken away?
Let's explore our trauma!
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>>39702945
>That's all fine and good, Goto, but how are we supposed to do that without a repeat of that incident yesterday? Kaga was ready to kill me for a moment, there. Hell, your own carriers were beating the shit out of each other. I don't see how I'm not getting a court-martial for letting that slip up, and it was the direct result of what you've just described
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>>39702945

>Goto... have you ever held a command? Had your own boat for years? Fell in love with it? Then had it taken away?
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>>39702945
>>Goto... have you ever held a command? Had your own boat for years? Fell in love with it? Then had it taken away?
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>>39702945
>Goto... have you ever held a command? Had your own boat for years? Fell in love with it? Then had it taken away?
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>>39702945
>Goto... have you ever held a command? Had your own boat for years? Fell in love with it? Then had it taken away?

Because fuck the other response; the obvious answer is that we're *not* going to be able to avoid repeats of yesterday once in a while, and what we're here for is to deal with the fallout when it does happen.
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>>39702945
>Goto... have you ever held a command? Had your own boat for years? Fell in love with it? Then had it taken away?
Not sure what to choose, So I'm gambling on the feels.
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>>39702945
>Goto... have you ever held a command? Had your own boat for years? Fell in love with it? Then had it taken away?
God damn Goto, that's some heavy shit
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>>39702945
>Goto... have you ever held a command? Had your own boat for years? Fell in love with it? Then had it taken away?

>I don't know if I can go through it again.
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>>39702945
>>Goto... have you ever held a command? Had your own boat for years? Fell in love with it? Then had it taken away?
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>>39702945
>>Goto... have you ever held a command? Had your own boat for years? Fell in love with it? Then had it taken away?
Fishing for a story
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>Kancolle Quest Thread
>Actually an existentialism thread
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I wonder if any of the Kancolle girls have PTSD from when they were sunk. Do you think it hurt?
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>>39702945
>Goto... have you ever held a command? Had your own boat for years? Fell in love with it? Then had it taken away?

We want this one
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>>39703025
>Nagato
>What is it I wonder? What is that landscape, deep inside my memories? Friendly and enemy ships, and then that enormous light... Hey, Admiral...I must be stressed out.
>To sink in battle... not in that flash... is what I really want...
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>>39702945
>>That's all fine and good, Goto, but how are we supposed to do that without a repeat of that incident yesterday? Kaga was ready to kill me for a moment, there. Hell, your own carriers were beating the shit out of each other. I don't see how I'm not getting a court-martial for letting that slip up, and it was the direct result of what you've just described. Not to mention the wedge it drives into what's already a tenuous alliance, taking sides like I did. With so many of these girls still holding onto old grudges from a long-finished war, we can't afford to be partisan. It's BECAUSE they're human -- because they have these memories and feelings and loyalties -- that what I did was a problem.
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>>39702945
>[x] Goto... have you ever held a command? Had your own boat for years? Fell in love with it? Then had it taken away?
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>>39703017
>Kanmusu
>Narrated by the late Carl Sagan
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>>39703025
The way planefag has them depicted, hell yes they do.
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>>39702945
>>Goto... have you ever held a command? Had your own boat for years? Fell in love with it? Then had it taken away?
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>>39702945
>Goto... have you ever held a command? Had your own boat for years? Fell in love with it? Then had it taken away?
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It's unanimous. Call it, fap angel.
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>>39703051
>Graf Spee
>Are you abandoning me?
>Did I do something wrong?
>At least my crew is safe.

It's a shame though, I never sank an enemy warship.
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>>39703068
Even in the original game too, at least a few of them. See >>39703051.
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>>39703060
>See this girl? No, she's no ordinary young lady... for a definition of young, anyway.
>No one knows how they came about, and why, but one thing we know, is that they exist, and that they fight for us, for the world.
>Is this out of free will? A twisted sense of duty?
>The world may never know. It is a profound mystery of the universe.
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>>39703025

>But within seconds the nighttime heavens flashed into daylight as a great explosion shook the Fuso. The Hutchins, eight miles away, reported “two faint [explosions] and a loud snap.” The Fuso’s immolation could be seen as far away as Oldendorf’s battle line some twenty-five nautical miles to the north. Lookouts aboard the Mississippi reported “flames reaching above the mastheads.” It must have been a magazine explosion, for nothing else could explain its terrifying power— or its lurid result. American radar operators watched their scopes in wonderment as the Fuso’s single large radar signature split apart. Her keel and armored hull shattered by the force of the blast, the great 39,154-ton ship broke in two. Consumed by flames as hot as a steel mill’s forge and bright enough to illuminate warships nearby, the Fuso’s innards were revealed in cross-section. The pieces refused to sink. Burning and smoking furiously but seemingly animated by defiant spirits, they remained stubbornly afloat. The bow and the stern of the Fuso had acquired separate lives. Each piece clung bizarrely to life, populated by crewmen who refused to concede their ship’s destruction by doing the prudent thing and abandoning her.

Yes
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>>39703096
Well I know that. More than a few of them have that.

Just planefag is known to bend canon as he feels.
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>>39703113
God the Franklin must be messed up. Imagine burning alive for hours on end.
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>>39703116
kancolle has shit for canon and he should bend away
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>>39703060
thanks to you I read >>39703106
in his voice.
Billions and billions
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>>39703152
Why bend it? It's sparse enough to be adaptable for most needs. It mostly concerns itself with characterization, anyways.
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>>39702945
>>That's all fine and good, Goto, but how are we supposed to do that without a repeat of that incident yesterday? Kaga was ready to kill me for a moment, there. Hell, your own carriers were beating the shit out of each other. I don't see how I'm not getting a court-martial for letting that slip up, and it was the direct result of what you've just described
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>Nishimura was reeling, and the U.S. battleships had yet to open fire on the faltering Japanese fleet. At 3: 53 A.M. the “Wee Vee” opened the major gunfire phase of the battle, the onetime gunnery champ of the fleet unleashing the power of her sixteen-inch guns for the first time at an enemy ship. Two minutes later the Tennessee and the California joined the barrage with their fourteen-inch rifles. The West Virginia’s gunnery officer laughed aloud as he announced a first-salvo hit to his captain. The Ya-mashiro, struck all around her towering pagoda mast, was quickly enveloped in flames.
Meanwhile, Admiral Berkey’s cruisers had found the range themselves. The light cruisers Denver, Columbia, Boise, and Phoenix made up for their thin skin with offensive firepower that was simply vicious. The Boise’s gunnery officer, Lt. Cdr. William F. Cassidy, wasn’t even pausing to spot the fall of his six-inch salvos on radar. He had them locked in continuous rapid fire.
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votes called, etc. Having a lot of trouble posting atm.
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>>39703177
>In just eighteen minutes of shooting, Oldendorf’s left-flank cruisers fired 3,100 rounds at the Japanese column: “It seemed as if every ship on the flank forces of the battle line opened at once, and there was a semicircle of fire which landed squarely on one point, the leading battleship.” That hapless ship was the Yamashiro.

>Silhouetted by her own fires raging amidships, the Yamashiro straddled the light cruiser Denver and hit the destroyer Albert W. Grant with her 5.5-inch secondary battery. But Oldendorf’s ships were too powerful and too numerous, as the cold eyes of their radar gazed through the darkness upon the dying ship. The American gunners were on their game now, their adrenaline overflowing as the pneumatic hoists whisked shells from the magazines up to the gun crews, who placed them onto loading trays, slid the trays into breech blocks, discharged the shells at the enemy, and ejected the empty casings through the bottoms of the turrets to the decks below as the cycle began again and again.
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>>39703154
>What does a ship girl see beyond this life? Do ship girls dream? Do they also wish to reach the stars? We may never know.
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>>39703106
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qqWq489nFS

i can't sagan but i had to try
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>>39703207

>Flames appeared to consume the Yamashiro’s entire length. At 4: 11, having swung out to the west in an effort to unmask and fire her amidships gun turret, the battleship absorbed two more destroyer torpedoes. Listing heavily to port, the Yamashiro capsized and sank at 4: 19, taking with her Admiral Nishimura, Captain Shinoda, and the vast majority of her fourteen hundred men.
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>>39703193
I was having a lot of trouble with images as well. A good refresh seemed to have worked for me
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>>39703217
>mfw
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Gap and Elf here is a question. Was Sette ever the captain of a vessel, yknow before he was an admiral? If so which vessel was it?
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>>39703246
Dude, have you not read the quest?

It's only been mentioned like forty times.
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>>39703246
He was, an Arleigh-Burke destroyer. No name given yet.
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>>39703273
No, I recall Planefag giving it a name. Higgins, I think.
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>>39703266
>>39703273
Ill admit i dont pay attention to the between Quest Posts chatter anymore, if i ever did. Most of these are full of pure sperg that i stopped laughing at 2/3s the way into the original SWQ.

One more question, if i may. What happened to this ship?
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Which shipgirl is the most damaged on the inside? Which do you think cries herself to sleep every night the hardest?
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>>39703297
>Flight I Arleigh
Nice
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Out of curiosity, if I want to play admiralty, is HOI 3 a good game to try it out on? If I just automate everything else, is it a good simulation of being an admiral with everyone shitting on you?
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>>39703308
Willie. Obvious reasons.
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>>39703307

Went down when LA got hit, presumably.

>Or not, I've missed a few threads
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>>39703307
Destroyed, presumably at L.A. We might be hearing about it presently.
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>>39703307
>>39703334
Still being repaired at the Port of Los Angeles after taking damage during an Abyssal attack, where it Alpha Striked a Coast Guard ship who'd rammed an Abyssal if Settle's PTSD nightmares are accurate.
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>>39703308
Shigure
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>>39703308
Willie D.
No contest
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>>39703350
Yukikaze.
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>>39703355

Willie D.

Second: Nagato.
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>>39703345
Well damn that is alright then. From the vibes the Quest Posts were giving me i was just think that if his boat had gotten destroyed, and they brought back as a shipgrill, the reaction would be...pretty interesting to say the fucking least.
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>Naval combat is nothing like ground war, but that does not make it any less terrifying. Death comes suddenly, shrieking down with little warning from the sky. If a two-thousand-pound projectile fired from long range has your number— if the lazy, decaying parabola of its trajectory terminates on or near your ship— you are finished, no matter how fine your reflexes or how assiduous your training. In size and explosive power, naval gunfire in this war dwarfed anything in the Army’s arsenal. The biggest howitzer that MacArthur’s troops used fired a 155-millimeter shell, about the same size as the six-inch rounds of light cruisers. Battleship shells were several orders of magnitude heavier. When they struck, they shredded armor, burned steel, and vaporized flesh. They killed any number of ways: by flame, by shock, or by storm of flying shrapnel.
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>>39703325
>>39703355
>>39703364

Really? I mean, compared to the Arizona, or the Franklin, or the Indianapolis the Willie Ds crew had it easy. Not a single crewman lost.
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>>39703368
>Hiya admiral! Long time no see!
>And you are...
>Higgins reporting in, admiral! Ready to take the fight back to the enemy sir!
>... UHHHHHH
>Admiral, sir?
>... BUUHHHHH
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“... Goto?”

“Yeah?”

“Have you ever held a command? Your own boat?”

“Of course. A few, in fact.”

“How did you handle having them taken away?”

“... not well,” he replies. “I should've been honored. The JSDF is nowhere near the size of the USN, you know. Very few people get promoted to any sort of flag rank. But I still missed my boat, you know? It was mine. Even if it wasn't a warship.”

You look up in surprise. “Not a warship?”

Goto snorts. “Not too many of those to go around, not in the JSDF. Just a supply ship. Got sent on a lot of disaster relief. But she was mine, and we did good work together. I was out... I was out for years. And then one day they come and tell me that another one of those monsters has shown up, but she's pretty as the day is long and prideful and confident and she's telling anybody who will listen that she's the IJN Kongou, come back to serve and protect. Reporting for duty.” He smiles. “These girls made me a Captain again, in a sense.” He leans back in his chair, waiting for you.

“... I already lost one boat, Goto,” you reply, your voice low. “And now that they've sent me here, I might never have a chance to make it right with her. They'll give that hull to someone else, someone who doesn't care, just sees a worn-out Flight I hull.” You pinch the bridge of your nose, closing your eyes, and breathing in deeply. “I don't feel like the fucking A-team, here.”
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>>39703417

Goto grins. “From what I heard, you saved that boat.”

“Tell that to my XO. But you better shout – it's a long way to Arlington.”

“Well,” Goto says. “I was looking forward to fucking with you when you came in here all serious, but you just couldn't wait to get down to the nitty-gritty of getting your ass chewed. Just like you ordered Arizona into that point-blank slugfest in your first engagement, even though it was eating you alive.”

You grit your teeth. “Can everyone-”

“FUCK no,” Goto snaps. “There's exactly two men on earth who know what we do. That's us. The first time Kongou took a hit-” he shudders. “I've been there. I KNOW.”

You shrug, unconvinced, and shove the shotglass at him. It loosened you up a lot more than you'd expected – just what the clever bastard was going for, probably. He goes to drink it himself when a flurry of rapid taps assails the window.

“What the – oh for *fucks* sake,” he grumps, rolling his chair to the window and raising the blinds to reveal a frantic Kongou and Kirishima. He grunts as the window sticks for a moment in the humid Japanese air before giving with a squeal. “Kongou, we've talked about coming in through the damn window-”

“Emergency!” she declares defensively. “Someone kidnapped Admiral Settle!”

“... what.”

“We were feeding him breakfast and teatime and someone ran in and hit us with a table and WOOOSH!” Kongou declares, flinging her arms into the air. “It happened so fast we didn't even see who or what or oh my god Settle what the hell-” she coughs “I, mean-” she blushes. “Goto!”

“What!?” he replies, irritated and probably properly buzzed.

“It was you!”

“JESUS!” he snaps, shoving her head out of the way and slamming the window closed again, making sure to dog the latch. A few seconds later you can hear Kongou industriously trying to lift it again.

“Do you feel like a Captain yet?” you ask him.
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>>39703308

Yamato.

Most of them just had to deal with failing their crew. Yamato was supposed to be a symbol of her entire nation, and yet she spent most of the war in dock, and at the end was claimed by the sea without ever getting to fight the way she was built to.

...fuck, I'd be surprised if she's not an Abyssal in this quest, if the guesses about where they come from are right.
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>>39703431

“Fuck. You,” he says empathetically. “And what was that about?”

“Uh. Arizona came to see me. Saw the door was kicked in-”

Goto does the addition swiftly. “... ah.”

“She insisted on escorting me here, after that. She was sure Kaga was going to murder me in an alley.”

“Mmmhmm,” he replies, turning to the laptop on his desk and clicking a few times. “Well, that was very smart of her. She's waiting outside, then?”

“Yeah. Don't talk too loud; if she thinks Kongou's coming in through the window she's going to enter with extreme dynamism.”

“Oh, I don't think we need to worry,” Goto says. He spins the laptop around.

On the screen is a grainy CCTV feed of Goto's office door. You can clearly see Arizona leaning against it, the end of a water cooler paper cone pressed against the wood to funnel the sounds into her ear.

>.... oh, fuck. I'm leaving out the window, thank you very much Goto it's been swell.
>... Arizona, would you like to come in?
>Write-in?
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>>39703431
Fucking amazing.
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>>39703387
Atleast they had success, Willie spent her life as a fuckup. The others all had their tastes of bitter pain and loss, but Willie didn't even get that much. The others all have their names spoken of in legend while she's been a joke since she was launched.
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>>39703452
>... Arizona, would you like to come in?
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>>39703452
>... Arizona, would you like to come in?
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>>39703452
>... Arizona, would you like to come in?
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>>39703455
>writing slow as fuck
>after two week hiatus
>writing is SHIT
>quality is SHIT
>PACING IS SUPER SHIT

>FUCKING AMAZING FAPANGEL 10/10 OMFG

I love you, anon

I love you for fucking putting up with me holy shit
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>>39703368
So far the ships that have come back range from the Civil War era to WWII, which may suggest soft limits on whatever is bringing them back. If, like I think, it's based on the 'idea' of the ship. Ships that are too old have faded too much in public memory, ships that went down recently are still too 'unsettled'.

This is almost completely baseless speculation on my part, though.
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>>39703452
>... Arizona, would you like to come in?
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG
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>>39703452
>... Arizona would you like to come in?

Too adorable.
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>>39703452
>>... Arizona, would you like to come in?
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>>39703452
>>... Arizona, would you like to come in?
The combo of Kongou and Arizona is too much adorbs to handle.
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>>39703452
>... Arizona, would you like to come in?
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>>39703431
That was worth the wait.
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>>39703452
>... Arizona, would you like to come in?
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>>39703452
>.... oh, fuck. I'm leaving out the window, thank you very much Goto it's been swell.
no peace ever
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>>39703431
>“Do you feel like a Captain yet?” you ask him.
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>>39703387

Willie D cries because she's a horrible little fuckup who tried to murder FDR.

She has never forgiven herself for that.

Nagato cries because she could not defend Japan when her country needed it the most. That and not discovering cute fluffy hamsters, hedgehogs and shit. But she's making up for the latter, hopefully.

Yukikaze and Shigure, holy shit. Seeing everyone you know and love die in front of your eyes, then being blamed for it, tripple holy shit.

Yamato just wanted to b us- Oh fuck it, I love her more than I love Chitose. This is depressing me.

HIEI WAS LEFT BEHIND. WHEN SHE COULD STILL MOVE. AND YUKIKAZE HAD TO SCUTTLE HER. SHE HAS NIGHTMARES AND CRIES HERSELF TO BED.

>>39703452
>>... Arizona, would you like to come in?
"And don't smash the door in. Kongou and Kirishima are FRIENDLY."

Man, let's hope Settle and Arizona never, ever meet Hiei. Hiei is a dead ship if Arizona ever sees what she would feed Settle.
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>>39703452
>... Arizona, would you like to come in?
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>>39703452
>... Arizona, would you like to come in?
I see no possible way this could go badly.
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>>39703391
No go a wee bot deeper than that anon.

>If the little people inside of the ship are a copy of the crew at the time of destruction, he could meet a little person version of himself.
>Just saying.
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>>39703479
mr planefag

no one cares

as long as you give them the waifu
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>>39703452
>... Arizona, would you like to come in?
Arizona is Best Girl.
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>>39703512
>A little fairy captain with a cane and a scowl
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>>39703452
>... Arizona, would you like to come in?
The ride never ends.
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>>39703512
I want this to happen so very badly, it almost hurts.
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>>39703452

>.... oh, fuck. I'm leaving out the window, thank you very much Goto it's been swell.
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>>39703431
>“Do you feel like a Captain yet?” you ask him.
Yes. Yes, I do.
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>>39703452
>>... Arizona, would you like to come in?
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>>39703479
>Calls his own work shit
Survey says otherwise chief.

>>39703512
>>39703527
>Hey admiral, XO wants to talk to you?
>How? he's de--
>Suddenly fairy
>... BUHHHHH
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>>39703463

People seem to keep forgetting that for all her non-combat fuckups, Willie did pretty damn good for herself when it came to actually fighting the IJN.
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>>39703512
But then one would have to kill the other. It's just how this thing works.
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>>39703452
>[x] ... Arizona, would you like to come in?

A very diligent BB indeed.
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>>39703479
You can write well. While I might have issues with the pacing or or delays, you make it fun when you do run.
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>>39703479
The Thursday thread was really really clumsy, but you seem to have mostly recovered your stride.
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>>39703452
>>... Arizona, would you like to come in?
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>>39703417
>Kongou was Goto's first shipgirl

Kongou x Goto OTP
We gotta play wingman for those two at some point here. That'd be fun.
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>>39703452
>... Arizona, would you like to come in?

>>39703479
writing slow as fuck
>after two week hiatus
>writing is SHIT
>quality is SHIT
>PACING IS SUPER SHIT

It may be a low point. But at least you havn't hit MSQ low. Be thankful for that.
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>>39703452
>... Arizona, would you like to come in?
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>>39703549
>People seem to keep forgetting that for all her non-combat fuckups, Willie did pretty damn good for herself when it came to actually fighting the IJN.

She was just anxious to kill.
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>>39703547
>fairy

I would not be surprised to start seeing some of the ships having a mini observation blimp, operated by fairies when they want to listen in on people soon.
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>>39703506
>Kongou and Kirishima are FRIENDLY
Hmm not quite right, anon.
>Kongou and Kirishima are not currently a threat.
Precision of language.
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>>39703479
You'd think that a guy would realize when people like him. These threads are incredibly active compared to most other quests I've seen.
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>>39703479
I put up with you because your quests are well written and fun. I have had problems in the past with the direction your quests have taken, The entire fucking basement scene., but other than that nah you're an ok guy in my book.
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>>39703479

You can do it, we believe in you!
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>>39703479
Please disregard this >>39703513, waifu is not needed, story is great.
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>>39703566
>Hey kongou, i hear there's a good spot around the base where you can watch the sunset without obstruction.
>Really admiral? Gee, thanks for the info!
>Later both of them are ambushed by abyssals
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>>39703506
>Willie D cries because she's a horrible little fuckup who tried to murder FDR.

The only reason she should cry is because she didn't succeed.
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>>39703479
>>writing slow as fuck
>>after two week hiatus
>>writing is SHIT
>>quality is SHIT
>>PACING IS SUPER SHIT
Not gonna argue with any of this, friend Planefag.
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>>39703479
Planefag. Dude. Bro.

Your writing is great. The quality is good.
The speed is atrocious, yes, but I've seen worse.
Much, much worse. I once quested with a QM who posted slower than Blackjack.
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>>39703589
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>>39703506
Don't forget Arizona crying over losing over half her crew without even getting a chance to fight back. Now all we need is the scarred up Franklin Indy twitching around about sharks and we can start our own shipslut mental clinic.
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>>39703574
Kongou is the friendliest!
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>>39703566
He's just tsundere
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>>39703452
>>... Arizona, would you like to come in?
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>>39703590
because it's fucking true

I owe you guys a lot for still reading when I do run
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>>39703452
>... Arizona, would you like to come in?
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>>39703573
>Arizona tugs a mini-blimp around
>When asked, Settle explains it's from a birthday party
>the asker's face when
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>>39703452
>>... Arizona, would you like to come in?
Adorable AF, yes please.

>>39703463
>>39703506
>>39703549
The others can eat shit, but thanks to the last of these three for pointing out before me that Wee Willie was, in fact, not shit. She gets a lot of shit she doesn't deserve for the 4 Battle stars and 30+ planes shot down.
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>>39703591
>slower than Blackjack.
4/6 is a perfectly respectable speed.
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>>39703479
My only complaint beyond the fact you don't give us enough threads is that the dramatic, and fairly random, scene changes at the start of threads make me have to go to the archives to make sure that I didn't miss one.
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>>39703452
>invite Arizona AND Kongou in
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>>39703479
You are better than your give your self credit for Fap Angel.
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>>39703591
>>39703621
Try 1-2 updates per day with people bumping the thread in-between posts. YOU DON"T KNOW THE PAIN!
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>>39703632
Damn. Why didn't I think of that! Changing vote from >>39703492 to >>39703632.

>>invite Arizona AND Kongou in
Like, use Arizona as cover to open the window for Kongou to get in without Goto noticing.
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>>39703621
>Meanwhile at an undisclosed location...
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>>39703621
He probable meant The QM who's been running the GuP quest.
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>>39703621
Maybe for you Spheroids who only know how to walk into fire and clap at your armor.
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>>39703452
>>... Arizona, would you like to come in?
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>>39703605
.... the ass was fat
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>>39703605
Truly the cutest CA.
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>>39703632
What about Kirishima?
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>>39703605
Which is precisely why we need to be a bro and give him a push in the right direction.
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>>39703662
Bitch don't make me come over there and nuke ya.
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>>39703671
Bit of a fan of Ashigara.
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>>39703658
Wow, your reflexes are so fast that you caught the metaphor flying over your head.
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>>39703674
she can join as well...probably should have specified
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>>39703658
Speaking of, I haven't heard much of GuP quest. worth reading?
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>>39703674
Of course our future secretary ship can join in!
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>>39703609
I do have one question for you, oh great and mighty FAP ANGEL.

>GRAF SPEE WHEN?
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>>39703686
It's nice, although first-timers might be taken aback by having a male MC in the GuP-verse.
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>>39703686
It's p. good as long as you're not one of the ones who rabidly hate dudes in their pure love yuri fantasy ideals of the setting.
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>>39703671
>>39703682
I'm more of a Choukai fan, but I respect your shipwaifus. Heavy cruisers represent!
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>>39703697
>>39703701
/u/-boat tears are the best.
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>>39703696
You know, i've always wondered how well the Graf would have fared if it had decided to fight instead of scuttle.

Outnumbered 3:1, sure, but those 11" guns were powerful and had mad range compared to the 8"and 6"guns on it's opposition.
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>>39703716
I heard heavy cruisers.
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>>39703679
Oh no the freebirth is crazy whatever shall I do.
How is that gee has progressing?
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>>39703716
Kinugasa a best
she was my first CA
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>>39703682
I can respect that, but remain firm in my own preference.

>>39703716
So much good taste here.
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>>39703686
It's alright though it's like a SWQ lite in many ways.

>>39703695
Might be speaking too soon, but I'm not going to deny that she'd be a top candiate. That and I wouldn't mind such an outcome.

>>39703716
Same here, though I don't really hate on any of them.

>>39703721
Amen to that.

>>39703732
What's Suzuya doing with a different outfit?
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>>39703736
Ravens lost most of a naval star, Wolves got their best factories and some of their genetic repository nuked.

FREEBIRTH GUM
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>>39703721
Indeed!
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>>39703750
>Suzuya
But anon, that's Sanae.
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SETTLE I'M COMING TO MAKE YOU WHOLE AGAIN. NOW DON'T WORRY, EVERYTHING WILL BE ALL BETTER.
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>>39703766
That's a Kirov-class, dumbshit.
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>>39703750
Agano, nameship of the Agano-class CLs. Although they're CLs, they all have displacements on par with the BBs.
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>>39703731
Keep in mind that unlike the first battle, there was a heavy cruiser in the mix this time, and Graf Spee was damaged. Even if it won, there were plenty more reinforcements on the way. They were doomed from the start. The captain made the right choice. Thought it pains me that he had to make that choice at all.
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>>39703766
I don't think that's an Arleigh Burke...
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>>39703589

RETURN TO /POL/.

>>39703479
Yeah, and you're still a sight better than half of the QMs who post. And decu let a certain Mumifag ruin MGNQ. Comparing you to Landing Gear is... an insult to you, actually, because LG's writing is utter trash.

>>39703696

GAMBIER BAY WHEN
HOEL WHEN
GRAF ZEPPLIN WHEN
I-8 WHEN, SO WE CAN FUCKING COURTMARTIAL HER AND THEN EXECUTE HER. WITH A MOTHERFUCKING NANBU.
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>>39703766
I'd agree with you if that wasn't a Russian ship tho.
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>>39703788
I still have no idea if giving Kongou the Aegis would count as Kai Ni or a downgrade.
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You get up from Goto's chair, swaying just enough to let you know you imbibed too much on a mostly empty stomach – that clever fucker really did lure you in good, didn't he, and you started out so well – and carefully creep up on the door. You take the knob in hand as gently as possible, and YANK it open, sending Arizona and her little paper cone sprawling across the floor.

“There,” you snap. “Are you happy, Goto? Lets get everyone into this little room, broadcast everything ol Admiral Settle thinks and feels to the world at-fucking-large!” You dash for the window. He sees what you're about to do, and snarls savagely as he dives of his chair to stop you – but you skip over his grasping hands and flip open the latch. The window slams open instantly, and Kongou thrusts her head and arms in, wrapping them around your midsection. “I KNEW YOU COULDN'T RESIST ME, ADMIRAL~”
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>>39703736
>>39703762
Let's not forget the homeworlds going fucking insane and killing off everyone and everything.
The Society gave them a glimpse of the future of battlemech combat and they tore it down and stomped on the ashes.

No, the Clans deserve whatever is coming for them.
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>>39703785
Yahagi is best Agano-class.
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If you ask me, if we're gonna get a secretary ship, it should be a repair ship.
And if we're getting a US Navy repair ship, it had better be the USS Medusa or the USS Jason
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>>39703766
Pretty sure that's a Kirov.

And while I suppose they could come back, I don't think "rusted to death" is going to score them any points with the other shipgirls.
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>>39703811
That is not at all what I expected from the prompt. It's not nice to make deliberately misleading prompts, you know. Really annoying.
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>>39703811

The only warning you have of Arizona's approach is a faint breeze, almost as if every air molecule near Arizona is getting the fuck out of the way. The girl's silence is, on occasion, tremendously off-putting, no matter how much Goto might envy you for it. Crumpled papers go flying as Arizona slams the little plastic waistbasket near the desk over Kongou's head and starts jabbing her in the ribs with a pencil, eliciting sharp little “DESS DESS DESS DESS DESS!” from the surprised victim.

“Why!?” Goto says forlornly, looking up at you from the floor. “Stop them! Stop!”

You look down.

“No.”

>You feel humiliated as hell. Of all the everyone you didn't want to hear all that shit you just said – well, Hate's at the top of the list, but Arizona's damn near tied for it. God dammit. God damn Goto and his fucking get-the-admiral-drunk-and-talk-about-our-feelings bullshit.

>You feel resigned. You meant everyone you said, and the events of LA are public knowledge. The only people who think you deserve any accolades for it are civilians and the PR people who justify their bullshit with words like “morale” and “espirit de corps.” You just said what everyone already fucking knows, didn't you?

>You feel angry. You trained your whole goddamned life for a war, spent all that time making your boat ready and able for it, and you lost her in the opening salvo and now you're playing nursemaid? Talking about your fucking feelings with some nip like it's an episode of the View? Fuck this. Fuck them all. FUCK.
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>>39703821
A repair ship, you say?
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>>39703816
>That feel when no Yahagi or Yamato from LSC

I know what I'm doing after this event is over.
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>>39703829

>implying my desperate attempts can forestall the inevitable
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>>39703830
>You feel resigned. You meant everyone you said, and the events of LA are public knowledge. The only people who think you deserve any accolades for it are civilians and the PR people who justify their bullshit with words like “morale” and “espirit de corps.” You just said what everyone already fucking knows, didn't you?
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>>39703814
>The Society
AI CONTROLLED MECHS

HYPER ENTROPIC WARFARE

War, War has changed.
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>>39703821
It's probably for the best to choose an IJN ship girl as a sign that this really is a unified task force.
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>>39703830
>>You feel resigned. You meant everyone you said, and the events of LA are public knowledge. The only people who think you deserve any accolades for it are civilians and the PR people who justify their bullshit with words like “morale” and “espirit de corps.” You just said what everyone already fucking knows, didn't you?
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>>39703830
>You feel resigned. You meant everyone you said, and the events of LA are public knowledge. The only people who think you deserve any accolades for it are civilians and the PR people who justify their bullshit with words like “morale” and “espirit de corps.” You just said what everyone already fucking knows, didn't you?
Everyday until I like it.webm

>every air molecule near Arizona is getting the fuck out of the way
Oh man, I've missed that line.
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>>39703830
>>You feel resigned. You meant everyone you said, and the events of LA are public knowledge. The only people who think you deserve any accolades for it are civilians and the PR people who justify their bullshit with words like “morale” and “espirit de corps.” You just said what everyone already fucking knows, didn't you?

Might as well roll with it.
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>>39703544
Higgins: It seems that reports of my... scrapping... have been greatly exaggerated.

Admiral Settle: This isn't possible...

Higgins: Oh I assure you, it is.

Admiral Settle: How?

Higgins: Not how. Why? We were never meant to be here.

Admiral Settle: What happened at Los Angeles was out of my control...

Higgins: Was it? None of this would've happened if you just stopped. But on you sailed. And for what?

Admiral Settle: We tried to salvage you.

Higgins: You're no savior. Your talents lie elsewhere.

Admiral Settle: This isn't my fault.

Higgins: It takes a strong Commanding Officer to order shipgirls to their deaths. And if the objective is unachievable, you... settle... on something easier. The truth, Settle, is that you're here because you wanted to feel like something you're not: A hero. I'm here because you can't accept what you've done to me... to your crew. It broke you. You needed someone to blame, so you cast it on your XO. A dead man. I know the truth is hard to hear, Teitoku, but it's time. You're all that's left and we can't live this lie forever. I'm going to count to five, then I'm pulling the trigger.

Admiral Settle: You're not real. This is all in my head.

Higgins: Are you sure? Maybe it's the Abyssals! One.

Admiral Settle: No... everything, all of this, it was his fault!

Higgins: If that's what you believe then sink me! Two!

Admiral Settle: I-I didn't mean to hurt anybody...

Higgins: A warrior always does, and for those short minutes... you were a warrior. Not anymore. Three. Four. Is this really what you want Admiral? So be it. Five!
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>>39703830
>>You feel humiliated as hell. Of all the everyone you didn't want to hear all that shit you just said – well, Hate's at the top of the list, but Arizona's damn near tied for it. God dammit. God damn Goto and his fucking get-the-admiral-drunk-and-talk-about-our-feelings bullshit.
Tsundere teitoku~
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>>39703830
>>You feel resigned. You meant everyone you said, and the events of LA are public knowledge. The only people who think you deserve any accolades for it are civilians and the PR people who justify their bullshit with words like “morale” and “espirit de corps.” You just said what everyone already fucking knows, didn't you?
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>>39703830
>You feel resigned. You meant everyone you said, and the events of LA are public knowledge. The only people who think you deserve any accolades for it are civilians and the PR people who justify their bullshit with words like “morale” and “espirit de corps.” You just said what everyone already fucking knows, didn't you?
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>>39703830
>>You feel resigned. But what you said about the shipgirls are true and there is no way to take it back now.
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>>39703830
>>You feel resigned. You meant everyone you said, and the events of LA are public knowledge. The only people who think you deserve any accolades for it are civilians and the PR people who justify their bullshit with words like “morale” and “espirit de corps.” You just said what everyone already fucking knows, didn't you?

Tired Old Admiral mode engage.
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>>39703855
>Oh man, I've missed that line.

FUCK
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>>39703830
>>You feel resigned. You meant everyone you said, and the events of LA are public knowledge. The only people who think you deserve any accolades for it are civilians and the PR people who justify their bullshit with words like “morale” and “espirit de corps.” You just said what everyone already fucking knows, didn't you?
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>>39703830
>>You feel resigned. You meant everyone you said, and the events of LA are public knowledge. The only people who think you deserve any accolades for it are civilians and the PR people who justify their bullshit with words like “morale” and “espirit de corps.” You just said what everyone already fucking knows, didn't you?
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>>39703830
>[x] You feel resigned. You meant everyone you said, and the events of LA are public knowledge. The only people who think you deserve any accolades for it are civilians and the PR people who justify their bullshit with words like “morale” and “espirit de corps.” You just said what everyone already fucking knows, didn't you?

There is no way we are humiliated. Humiliation is for boots and civilians.
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>>39703786
Don't forget that the Exeter was also heavily damaged, too.

I'm not saying it was likely for the GS to win... but I think it'd have been possible.
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>>39703830
>You feel humiliated as hell. Of all the everyone you didn't want to hear all that shit you just said – well, Hate's at the top of the list, but Arizona's damn near tied for it. God dammit. God damn Goto and his fucking get-the-admiral-drunk-and-talk-about-our-feelings bullshit.
Fucking "let's talk about our feelings" shit. Didn't have this kind of faggotry back in the days of Mikasa and her Admiral.
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>>39703849
>AI CONTROLLED MECHS
Not really a Society thi...
>HYPER ENTROPIC WARFARE
Oh now you're just being a fuck.

Stop following me.
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>>39703830
>You feel resigned. You meant everyone you said, and the events of LA are public knowledge. The only people who think you deserve any accolades for it are civilians and the PR people who justify their bullshit with words like “morale” and “espirit de corps.” You just said what everyone already fucking knows, didn't you?
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>>39703830
>You feel resigned. You meant everyone you said, and the events of LA are public knowledge. The only people who think you deserve any accolades for it are civilians and the PR people who justify their bullshit with words like “morale” and “espirit de corps.” You just said what everyone already fucking knows, didn't you?

>>39703831
>>39703850
You gonna tell me straight to my face you don't love these boats?
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>>39703830
>>You feel resigned. You meant everyone you said, and the events of LA are public knowledge. The only people who think you deserve any accolades for it are civilians and the PR people who justify their bullshit with words like “morale” and “espirit de corps.” You just said what everyone already fucking knows, didn't you?
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>>39703830
>>You feel resigned. You meant everyone you said, and the events of LA are public knowledge. The only people who think you deserve any accolades for it are civilians and the PR people who justify their bullshit with words like “morale” and “espirit de corps.” You just said what everyone already fucking knows, didn't you?

Time to sit back and enjoy the mayhem.
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>>39703830
>>You feel humiliated as hell. Of all the everyone you didn't want to hear all that shit you just said – well, Hate's at the top of the list, but Arizona's damn near tied for it. God dammit. God damn Goto and his fucking get-the-admiral-drunk-and-talk-about-our-feelings bullshit.
sheeeeit
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>>39703816
She is a good girl.

>>39703830
>>You feel... complicated. Holy fuck, this whole hullabaloo is fucking YOU up. Let's go find that sad little shipgirl who got chased by the corgis and eat whatever the hell meal it is with her.
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>>39703830
>You feel resigned. You meant everyone you said, and the events of LA are public knowledge. The only people who think you deserve any accolades for it are civilians and the PR people who justify their bullshit with words like “morale” and “espirit de corps.” You just said what everyone already fucking knows, didn't you?

But...

>You trained your whole goddamned life for a war, spent all that time making your boat ready and able for it, and you lost her in the opening salvo
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>>39703871
Oh you thought you could escape?

>>39703858
Goddamit
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>>39703830
>>You feel resigned. You meant everyone you said, and the events of LA are public knowledge. The only people who think you deserve any accolades for it are civilians and the PR people who justify their bullshit with words like “morale” and “espirit de corps.” You just said what everyone already fucking knows, didn't you?
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>>39703891
>You gonna tell me straight to my face you don't love these boats?
Yes. That is exactly what I'm going to do.
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>>39703830
>You feel resigned. You meant everyone you said, and the events of LA are public knowledge. The only people who think you deserve any accolades for it are civilians and the PR people who justify their bullshit with words like “morale” and “espirit de corps.” You just said what everyone already fucking knows, didn't you?

we should probably get Arizona to stop harassing poor Kongo
always too late.png
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>>39703871
Ave Nex Torpedum
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>>39703830
>>You feel resigned. You meant everyone you said, and the events of LA are public knowledge. The only people who think you deserve any accolades for it are civilians and the PR people who justify their bullshit with words like “morale” and “espirit de corps.” You just said what everyone already fucking knows, didn't you?
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>>39703830
>You feel resigned. You meant everyone you said, and the events of LA are public knowledge. The only people who think you deserve any accolades for it are civilians and the PR people who justify their bullshit with words like “morale” and “espirit de corps.” You just said what everyone already fucking knows, didn't you?
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>>39703886
eheheheheh
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One day, Wizanon will return.

We still wait, checking the thread.

One day. We hope.
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>>39703889
>Dat pic
Wow, that's pretty cu--
>The fairy looks like Lieutenant Kikuchi from Zipang
OH GOD DAMMIT
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uulNyuV0DM
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>>39703858
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>>39703916
She's not praying, she's crying. That's a manned torpedo.
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>>39703697
Not adverse to that, as long as the tactics improve. like using your machine guns to either take off or at least keep down the enemy commanders' heads. A refreshing lack of that magic plot armor would be nice too.

...I wanna see little anime girls burn.
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Until then, we will continue to watch, and wait.

>You feel resigned. You meant everyone you said, and the events of LA are public knowledge. The only people who think you deserve any accolades for it are civilians and the PR people who justify their bullshit with words like “morale” and “espirit de corps.” You just said what everyone already fucking knows, didn't you?
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>>39703830
>You feel resigned. You meant everyone you said, and the events of LA are public knowledge. The only people who think you deserve any accolades for it are civilians and the PR people who justify their bullshit with words like “morale” and “espirit de corps.” You just said what everyone already fucking knows, didn't you?
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>>39703912
Then it appears you seem to be suffering from an acute case of shit taste.
Would you really choose inferior Japanese repair ships over superior, better in all respects, American ships?
Are you some sort of huge fag?
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>>39703943
>That's a manned torpedo.

Ave Nex Torpedum
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>>39703830
>starts jabbing her in the ribs with a pencil, eliciting sharp little “DESS DESS DESS DESS DESS!”
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>>39703830
>You feel resigned. You meant everyone you said, and the events of LA are public knowledge. The only people who think you deserve any accolades for it are civilians and the PR people who justify their bullshit with words like “morale” and “espirit de corps.” You just said what everyone already fucking knows, didn't you?
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>>39703944
Well, MC has some weird-ass ways to fight, and considering his girlfriend Miho is sharing in the tactical planning...
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>>39703830
>You feel resigned. You meant everyone you said, and the events of LA are public knowledge. The only people who think you deserve any accolades for it are civilians and the PR people who justify their bullshit with words like “morale” and “espirit de corps.” You just said what everyone already fucking knows, didn't you?
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>>39703858
Settle's Harem Count: Kuudere Arizona, not-Feelthy Hornet, and Yandere Higgins.

>>39703916
You fucker. You made KTKM-sama cry with your fucking Kaiten. Prepare to be Ooichi'd.
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>>39703958
Got to work with what you got, and Medusa and Jason aren't present in Japan.
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>>39703881
Only in the first engagement, would it be possible. When the carrier and battleships got there, it would have been over.
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>>39703830
>>You feel resigned. You meant everyone you said, and the events of LA are public knowledge. The only people who think you deserve any accolades for it are civilians and the PR people who justify their bullshit with words like “morale” and “espirit de corps.” You just said what everyone already fucking knows, didn't you?
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>>39703990
Just you wait until we start summoning shit, anon.
You'll see the light soon enough.
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>>39703936
Another person who watched this?

Amazing anon.

Now I really want to play HOI 3.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

Rolling to seduce
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>39704035
counter rollen'
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>>39703830
>You feel resigned. You meant everyone you said, and the events of LA are public knowledge. The only people who think you deserve any accolades for it are civilians and the PR people who justify their bullshit with words like “morale” and “espirit de corps.” You just said what everyone already fucking knows, didn't you?

Getting back to the PTSD over sinking thing, I'd like to put forth Mutsu. Here's one of the Big Seven, funded through national pride and she doesn't go down in battle. She was in port and it wasn't attacked. She went down because a disgruntled sailor started a fire in her #3 turret and the resulting magazine explosion broke her in half. She was stabbed in the back by one of her own, and that's gotta hurt.
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>>39704035
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>>39704031
Too bad the series was doomed to be stuck in a plothole-induced scenario.
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Rolled 1, 5 = 6 (2d6)

>>39704035
>>39704041
Wow you fags can't roll.
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>>39703991
Oh, of course. Those are overwhelming odds.

On the other hand, if the first engagement had been won, it would have given the GS opportunity to withdraw, especially if the response force tried to consolidate with the remains of the cruiser force rather than just pursue - ether way, they were still two days out.

Also;
>Renown
>Battleship
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>Update Spaghettitroid: Seven Colored Dork of Social Ineptness
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>39704035
seducen'
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>>39704053
Welp, I'm stealing this image.
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>>39703679
Don't bring up the Jihad.

The Jihad was fucking retarded. Completely fucking retarded. Probably the most retarded thing in that setting, and there's a lot of retarded fucking shit in that setting.
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>>39704053
Oh no you don't. Pic related.

>>39704057
>>39704048
>>39704044
>>39704041
At this rate we'll just set up a Kongou x Arizona scenario.
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>>39704045
The more they deviated from the real time line the worst it got.
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>>39703969
But are they PRACTICAL ways?
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>>39704074
>The Jihad was fucking awesome. Completely fucking awesome. Probably the most awesome thing in that setting, and there's a lot of awesome fucking shit in that setting.
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>>39704074
Sadly its canon. And bugfuck stupid, but canon.
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Alright guys it's getting late, even for me. But tomorrow is Saturday sooooooooo....

BE THERE OR BE SQUARE FOR THE THIRD NIGHT, THREE BATTLESHIP SHOWDOWN.
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>>39704050
Fair enough, but they still had an idea of where the Graf Spee would go from there, and it would probably have been too heavily damaged to get far.

Also, I could swear there was a battleship in there, but it's been a while since I last checked
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>>39704094
>planefag 0ZviLFh59My
that's not how tripfags work, friend.
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>>39704094
I'M ONTO YOU MAN. NOT COOL.

>>39704085
Yes, for a given definition of practical anyway hue

>>39704084
Indeed. Too bad indeed.
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>>39704094
Ruselord detected.
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>>39704094
G'nite, Deme. See you when I come back from my Civil Service Exam.

>>39704053
"PERSONA!"
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>>39704094
Nice try, bad trip.
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>>39704114
>"PERSONA!"
>mfw
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>>39704100
Yeah, it's hard to say conclusively. Battle damage is a hell of a wildcard.

(The Response fleet was the Renown, the Ark Royal, and 3 other cruisers, not counting the Cumberland.)
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>>39704114
>>39704112
>>39704111
>>39704109

Kek. Can't blame me for trying.
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>>39704094
Anon please, how much time have you had to dig and find planefag's trip? At least find something that looks like it.
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>>39704111
And what would be your given definition? Because mine would result in the potential for actual deaths in that series, for the sake of an overwhelming win ratio.
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>>39704132
yes we can
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>>39704133
his tripcode is probably just Password anyways.
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>>39704132
Go away shithead, it gets old every fucking thread.
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>>39704136
Nah, but it combines the craziness of the base series with some tactically brilliant actions.
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You should feel embarrassed – but like Goto observed, you've never been one to dance around an issue. Ignore it completely? Yes. Hurl it against the fucking wall and shatter it into a million pieces, and then pretend like it doesn't exist? Like you were tempted to do with that god damned cane, so many times? Very much so. But once the elephant's kicked down the fucking wall and waltzed right in, only a moron ignores it. The elephant wont go away, and if you ignore it, it's just going to trample your ass.

It's not how you operate. Never has been. Hornet knows – you think – she actually gets out and asks people things. You had hoped Arizona's silence would preclude her from asking, and that nobody'd volunteer your (very recent) past, but – sooner or later. Sooner or Later, and so sad for Settle, it turned out Sooner.
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>>39704138
Pish posh. I'm on my phone anyhow so high quality bait is a bit too much effort.
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>>39704164

“GODDAMMIT, SETTLE, DON'T YOU DARE-” Goto's calling after you. He's wrapped up somewhere in the midst of a three-way tangle between Arizona and the two Kongou-class girls. You glance over your shoulder.

“That's what you get for taking your games too far. Pip pip, cheerio~” you say with a little fingerwave, and then you're out the door.

The world is your oyster, your execution has been (apparently) stayed, and Goto and his big fucking mouth are safely occupied for the moment.

What do you want to do?

>VOTE FORMS OP FOR NEXT THREAD!
>Actually check your e-mail. Elephants, ignoring, etc. Goto's sweet story be damned; the CNO has probably penned you a personal letter of death, mayhem and demotions. The Chief of Naval Fucking Operations does not e-mail many one-star admirals personally – you're under a fucking microscope, here, and you dun goof'd in his eyes.

>Find Hate. You need to vanish for a few hours, let things play out, de-stress. This is why you know the man – he's your pet Marine and you're his late-game summon spell. Time to make it work.

>Find Willie. No matter how low you go, she's even lower. She, you can still help. Besides, she's cute.

>Find Sammy. Because if you don't – you are just now realizing how many hours she has been without supervision. Oh Jesus. Oh Jesus Christ. Nobody's dead yet – which means she must be building a very, very big bomb, or something. That, or a repeat of the Arcade Incident is in the offing. Oh god.

>Other?
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>>39704178
>>Actually check your e-mail. Elephants, ignoring, etc. Goto's sweet story be damned; the CNO has probably penned you a personal letter of death, mayhem and demotions. The Chief of Naval Fucking Operations does not e-mail many one-star admirals personally – you're under a fucking microscope, here, and you dun goof'd in his eyes.
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>>39704053

That update is actually partially written and I've been struggling to finish the damn thing for months. I hit a serious block with it, and right as I was about to get over it, I quit my job, went back to school, etc. etc. I haven't forgotten!
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>>39704178
>Actually check your e-mail. Elephants, ignoring, etc. Goto's sweet story be damned; the CNO has probably penned you a personal letter of death, mayhem and demotions. The Chief of Naval Fucking Operations does not e-mail many one-star admirals personally – you're under a fucking microscope, here, and you dun goof'd in his eyes.

Better safe than dead.
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>>39704178
>>Actually check your e-mail. Elephants, ignoring, etc. Goto's sweet story be damned; the CNO has probably penned you a personal letter of death, mayhem and demotions. The Chief of Naval Fucking Operations does not e-mail many one-star admirals personally – you're under a fucking microscope, here, and you dun goof'd in his eyes.
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>>39704178
>other

Get drunk. SO FUCKING DRUNK.
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>>39704178
>>Other?
>Snatch Humvee.
>Drive to town.
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>>39704178
>[x] Actually check your e-mail. Elephants, ignoring, etc. Goto's sweet story be damned; the CNO has probably penned you a personal letter of death, mayhem and demotions. The Chief of Naval Fucking Operations does not e-mail many one-star admirals personally – you're under a fucking microscope, here, and you dun goof'd in his eyes.

Seriously, it takes all of 1 minute to check your mail. If there's nothing important, we go do something else. If there is, we see it and take care of it. Problems don't go away by ignoring them, especially when you're an admiral in charge of "abnormalities."
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>>39704178

>Check email while looking for Sammy

Well, if we're going to ruin our day some more, might as well go the whole 9 yards.
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>Find Willie. No matter how low you go, she's even lower. She, you can still help. Besides, she's cute.

>Find Sammy. Because if you don't – you are just now realizing how many hours she has been without supervision. Oh Jesus. Oh Jesus Christ. Nobody's dead yet – which means she must be building a very, very big bomb, or something. That, or a repeat of the Arcade Incident is in the offing. Oh god.

>Find Hate. You need to vanish for a few hours, let things play out, de-stress. This is why you know the man – he's your pet Marine and you're his late-game summon spell. Time to make it work.

>Actually check your e-mail. Elephants, ignoring, etc. Goto's sweet story be damned; the CNO has probably penned you a personal letter of death, mayhem and demotions. The Chief of Naval Fucking Operations does not e-mail many one-star admirals personally – you're under a fucking microscope, here, and you dun goof'd in his eyes.
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>>39704178
>Actually check your e-mail. Elephants, ignoring, etc. Goto's sweet story be damned; the CNO has probably penned you a personal letter of death, mayhem and demotions. The Chief of Naval Fucking Operations does not e-mail many one-star admirals personally – you're under a fucking microscope, here, and you dun goof'd in his eyes.
Then go find Willie
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>>39704178
>Actually check your e-mail. Elephants, ignoring, etc. Goto's sweet story be damned; the CNO has probably penned you a personal letter of death, mayhem and demotions. The Chief of Naval Fucking Operations does not e-mail many one-star admirals personally – you're under a fucking microscope, here, and you dun goof'd in his eyes.
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>>39704178
>>Actually check your e-mail. Elephants, ignoring, etc. Goto's sweet story be damned; the CNO has probably penned you a personal letter of death, mayhem and demotions. The Chief of Naval Fucking Operations does not e-mail many one-star admirals personally – you're under a fucking microscope, here, and you dun goof'd in his eyes.
Back to work~
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>>39704178
>Find Hate. You need to vanish for a few hours, let things play out, de-stress. This is why you know the man – he's your pet Marine and you're his late-game summon spell. Time to make it work.
NAW FUCK ALL THIS SHIT
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>>39704178
>Find Sammy. Because if you don't – you are just now realizing how many hours she has been without supervision. Oh Jesus. Oh Jesus Christ. Nobody's dead yet – which means she must be building a very, very big bomb, or something. That, or a repeat of the Arcade Incident is in the offing. Oh god.
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>>39704178
>>Actually check your e-mail. Elephants, ignoring, etc. Goto's sweet story be damned; the CNO has probably penned you a personal letter of death, mayhem and demotions. The Chief of Naval Fucking Operations does not e-mail many one-star admirals personally – you're under a fucking microscope, here, and you dun goof'd in his eyes.

>Find Willie. No matter how low you go, she's even lower. She, you can still help. Besides, she's cute.
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>>39704091
Considering what they had to work with, the Jihad storyline turned out to be pretty alright.

Plus, I can't really get mad at any story that involves glassing Wolf's Dragoons. It's just physically impossible.
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>>39704178
I vote for >>39704205.
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>>39704159
Not sure I agree with that, according to GuP, "tactically brilliant" is "charge dead on at the strongest point in the enemy's defenses, trusting in plot armor and the stormtrooper effect" or "Fire coaxials into the air to confuse and surprise the enemy (but actually just to make a repetitive background for the next close-up of the good guys that makes it seem more like combat)"
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>>39704178
>>Find Hate. You need to vanish for a few hours, let things play out, de-stress. This is why you know the man – he's your pet Marine and you're his late-game summon spell. Time to make it work.

Hate is best waifu.
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>>39704178
>find Willy
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>>39704178
>Actually check your e-mail. Elephants, ignoring, etc. Goto's sweet story be damned; the CNO has probably penned you a personal letter of death, mayhem and demotions. The Chief of Naval Fucking Operations does not e-mail many one-star admirals personally – you're under a fucking microscope, here, and you dun goof'd in his eyes.
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>>39704178
>Actually check your e-mail. Elephants, ignoring, etc. Goto's sweet story be damned; the CNO has probably penned you a personal letter of death, mayhem and demotions. The Chief of Naval Fucking Operations does not e-mail many one-star admirals personally – you're under a fucking microscope, here, and you dun goof'd in his eyes.
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>>39704178
>Actually check your e-mail. Elephants, ignoring, etc. Goto's sweet story be damned; the CNO has probably penned you a personal letter of death, mayhem and demotions. The Chief of Naval Fucking Operations does not e-mail many one-star admirals personally – you're under a fucking microscope, here, and you dun goof'd in his eyes.
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>>39704221
Just check the arcives~

>>39704218
Nice GERWALK you got there.
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>>39704178
>>Actually check your e-mail. Elephants, ignoring, etc. Goto's sweet story be damned; the CNO has probably penned you a personal letter of death, mayhem and demotions. The Chief of Naval Fucking Operations does not e-mail many one-star admirals personally – you're under a fucking microscope, here, and you dun goof'd in his eyes.
The urge to vote for Wilie is overwhelming...but for the sake of practicality and survival. And our job.
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>>39704178
>>Other?
Actually talk to Hornet?

I'm not sure we've had a conversation with her directly since the start of the quest.
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>Other
>Go be alone for a bit. You've spent way too much time worrying about everyone and need to take some time to relax, and think. Get your head back in the game, Admiral.
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>>39704178
>OTHER

>Get shit done. Check the ready list of personnel/shipgirls/conventional ships in anticipation of the next abbyssal attack. Visit the ready ships/shipgirls personally if needed.
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>>39704248

Noted. Hornet chat, next thread!

>everyone voting for e-mail

As a reward for being sane and sensible (my god, in one of my quests?) you have unlocked a SPECIAL SCENE with CORPORAL HATE! See you in a few days, guys! Thanks for showing up for my bullshit!

>>39704260

This is also guaranteed!
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>>39704260
Do we have a list of shipgirls at this base? If not, we need one.
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>>39704246
>Nice GERWALK you got there.
Don't rightly remember anything from Macross with a hatchet built into its arm.

You'll just have to remind me, I guess.
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>>39704272
Nah, of course not!

Pinpoint barrier emitters on the other hand...
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>>39704178
>Actually check your e-mail. Elephants, ignoring, etc. Goto's sweet story be damned; the CNO has probably penned you a personal letter of death, mayhem and demotions.
We've probably got a mountain of paperwork waiting for us.
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>>39704178
>Find Sammy. Because if you don't – you are just now realizing how many hours she has been without supervision. Oh Jesus. Oh Jesus Christ. Nobody's dead yet – which means she must be building a very, very big bomb, or something. That, or a repeat of the Arcade Incident is in the offing. Oh god.
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>>39704267
see
>>39704267
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Time for CLTS

Everyone cleared off the yard after that. An air of uncertainty seemed to permeate the place. Kitakami was fine with that, content to sit at the desk in our room and play games. I was just trying to process everything that has happened today.

“Say Kitakami, tensions have been running kinda high lately haven't they.”
“It's to be expected. Violence is usually the first option with the Americans.”
“But, it was that Hyuuga earlier that started everything.”
“.... Maybe. But most of them don't take things lying down either. ”

It was something to think about. You couldn't just put the blame all on one side. At that time I remembered that I still had Shiranui's gift in a bag. I guess with everyone being in their rooms it was probably a good time to deliver it.

“I'm going to go out for a little bit, Kitakami.”
“Mmm. Bye Ooichi.”

Our room was on the second floor, and all of our rooms opened up to an outside walkway around the building, as opposed to an inner one. I notice a couple of people.. hobbling over to the first floor entryway. Looks like some officer and Mogami. So much for no more people getting hurt. I knock on Shiranui's door.

“Ooi. Can I be of service to you?”
“I ah, got a present for you.”
“Is that so? Would you like to join me for a bit?”

I didn't expect to get invited in at all. Maybe Shiranui is just a normal girl. I accept the invitation and step through the threshold. I immediately notice the walls, unlike our room Shiranui has all sorts of photos and paintings posted up on the walls. Well... actually there's a pervasive theme. They seem to be all mostly pictures of military vehicles, ships, planes, equipment. There's also what look like photos or painting of what must be famous military commanders. As I scan the room my eyes lock onto one of the photos. I... I... know this one. Right? It...
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>>39704267
I'm scared
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>>39704178
>>Actually check your e-mail. Elephants, ignoring, etc. Goto's sweet story be damned; the CNO has probably penned you a personal letter of death, mayhem and demotions. The Chief of Naval Fucking Operations does not e-mail many one-star admirals personally – you're under a fucking microscope, here, and you dun goof'd in his

Too bad I was hoping for more Kirishima. Though I wonder if Kongou's starting to get attached to Settle.

>>39704269
>implying Planefag thinks that far ahead.

>>39704267
Whoops too late for me.
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AND BEFORE WE CLOSE - A SPECIAL OMAKE FROM OUR RESIDENT WRITEFAG AND SHIPPOSTER EXTRORDINARE. DON'T CHANGE THAT DIAL~
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>>39704267
Frikken
>>39704269
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>>39704267
>>you have unlocked a SPECIAL SCENE with CORPORAL HATE!
Oh, yeah, Flag raised with Hate!
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>>39704178
>Find Sammy. Because if you don't – you are just now realizing how many hours she has been without supervision. Oh Jesus. Oh Jesus Christ. Nobody's dead yet – which means she must be building a very, very big bomb, or something. That, or a repeat of the Arcade Incident is in the offing. Oh god.

Well the town wasn't in flames when we woke up, so she must have been contained somehow.
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“One of the most famous war photos. The raising of the flag onto Iō-tō. They had not actually secured the island at that point, but with no reinforcements in sight, the American victory was assured.”
Shiranui continues on. “An impressive underground defense network was built throughout the island, but most entrances were discovered eventually and sealed off. Some reports have the Americans pumping in water and gasoline to flood the tunnels. I can only assume it was a bad way to go.”

I feel a little sick, a feeling of disconnect somewhere. My trance is broken by the sound of falling water. Oh, she's just pouring water for some tea. As she turns around I take the book out of the bag and present it to her.

“I wasn't sure exactly what to get for you to be honest, but I hope you'll like it.”

Shiranui moves up infront of me to take the book, but instead of grasping it she places her hands ontop of mine. They're warm. She has only the faintest smile on her face, but for some reason it feels like it could mean everything.

“Thank you Ooi. If you ever need help in the fut- … Are you alright? You're all red.”
“I-I'm alright, really.”

I'm reminded of when I gave my gifts to Kitakami, the sort of quiet amazement she had. I wish she had touched me and thanked me too...

“Here is the tea.”

I didn't even realize that I wasn't holding the book anymore. I take the cup and sit across from Shiranui. Aside from all the photographs, she also has a small computer at her desk and a a large bookcase, as expected. She has one of those electric powered pitchers, for boiling water. Kongou was amazed when she made such a discovery. Admiral Goto was less than pleased with her frequent 'Tea Time Teitoukuuu~'.

“Would you be interested in hearing about some American history?”
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I... really wasn't, and I did say I was only going to be gone for a bit, but I felt I shouldn't destroy the nice atmosphere going on. I told her I would be up for an introduction. She brings over a map of the world.

“America is fairly new, as far as most countries in the world go, so it's important to know just how it started....”

- - -

A half hour went by. Shiranui was actually a very good orator, she would use pictures, or small objects to help describe events or emphasize points. It really was interesting, but after all this time we had just gotten up to where the colonists of America were rebelling against Britain.

“I think that's enough for today, it's rather important not to overload someone with information. I apologize if that was much more than you expected.”
“Oh, it's no problem. Kitakami isn't much of a talker, so it's nice to listen to others for a change.”
“Is that so?”
“Tooooonnee!”

A third voice sneaks its way into the conversation from the window. Someone must be yelling outside.

“That's probably Chikuma, we should investigate, No?”
“Should we really get involved?”
“One of our allies is in trouble, there's no shame in assisting them.”
“...Alright.”

I follow Shiranui as we leave her room and head towards the common room at the center of the second floor. The sun has set and a quiet twilight has enveloped the base. A light drizzle has started, it looks like there won't be movies later in the yard... The yard huh...

“You never got involved in that fight earlier, Shiranui”
“It's important not to commit yourself to a battle you can not win.”
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>Young is a complete fucktard
>Ghost makes SW89
>SHIT, MODERN MILITARY, EVERYONE BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR
>Planefag makes modern day shipslut quest
>Some voters actually manage to resist the siren call of crazy bullshit
>Other admiral literally explains to use that our fucking ridiculous situation gives us ALL THE LEEWAY
>People are still skittish as all fuck
Buckle up faggots. We haven't even left port.
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>>39704295
Well, then which shipsluts does everyone want to see? Favorites have a nice habit of showing up.
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>>39704336
All hands, topside and man the rails!
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>>39704335

The common room has a pool table, tables, couches, a large tv, and even a little bar area, although there's up to you to bring your own drinks. Tone is already in the room leaning on the bar. I also notice Ryuujou and a couple of destroyers watching TV. Tone perks up a bit as she notices us enter.

“Ah! Hello friends, have either of you seen Chikuma lately? I have no idea where she could be at such an hour.”

Before we can respond I hear the thumps of someone running up the stairs at a frightening pace. The stairwell dorm slams open and a battered Chikuma tumbles out. Her uniform is torn, hair disheveled, and generally looks like she just came out of a trench after hours of bombardment.

“TOOOOONE NEE-SAaaann!” Chikuma almost rams into Tone and collapses at her knees, arms held tightly around Tone.
“My dear Chikuma! What has befouled you so?” The shorter sister gently pats Chikuma on her head, clearly not used to such a display.
“Iiit was THE ONE, the crazy one, no stopping … IT KEPT COMING” Chikuma is hysterical and only bursts of words can be heard over her sobbing.
“C-chikuma, come on now, you're alright, what exactly happened?”

Nothing. Her eyes are shut and face is buried into Tone's midsection. Tone bites her lip, unsure of what to. The other girls by the tv all have their heads peaked out from behind the couch, looking at the abused Chikuma.

“You should get her cleaned up. I'm sure after a rest she'll be able to properly explain her situation.”

Tone nods at Shiranui. I found myself too shocked to speak. Chikuma never seemed like someone with an easily broken will. Whatever happened must have been... unimaginable.

“Are you able to move about, Chikuma? You'll be safe inside our room, count on your big sister Tone, ok?”
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>>39704353

Chikuma nods and silently rises, as Tone takes her hand and leads her out towards their room. I turn around as I feel a hand placed on my shoulder.

“Ooi-san. It would be best to stay indoors right now, around others.”
“A-are you going out?” Shiranui pulls out white gloves from a shirt pocket and dons them.
“Of course. This investigation is just starting. Be safe.”

An evil smile seems to appear on her face, but I only catch a glimpse as she enters the stairwell, and hear her descend to the ground floor.

“I ain't neva seen Chikuma look like that before, nope.” Ryuujou speaks up from over by the couch.
“It would be best if this was kept quiet. She does not deserve any bad rumors tainting her image.” A girl with supremely puffy lavender hair. I think that's Hatsuharu.
“Why is everyone looking at Nenohi??”

Getting back to Kitakami would be a good idea. I don't want to worry her. As I leave the common room, I've noticed the rain has picked up to a steady pour. I notice a figure coming from the direction of my room, but it's only Shoukaku. Her long pure white hair and yellow eyes give her an almost unworldly beauty. I was a little jealous, to be sure. Her head is down and her expression remorseful, hands full with take-out containers. I think she would have bumped right into me if I hadn't said something.

“Shoukaku-san, are you alright? Were you attacked?”
“Ah! Ooi-san. I'm fine. I just...”
“Your room is on the third floor, isn't it?”
“Yes... I wasn't paying attention. I..”

She looks back down at her feet. Is... Is she crying?

“I had a chance today, to do something right for once, but I messed up again. I didn't want to hurt him. I let him go, and he could've gotten seriously hurt, or worse. I didn't even follow him. This is just my luck, isn't it?”
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>>39704341

I need more Shoukaku.
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“W-what are you talking about?”
“I just let Admiral Settle face Kaga by himself.”

I'm not sure what to say. I don't know anything about what happened. Shoukaku leans on the railings and looks outward into the rainy blackness.

“I wasn't even thinking. When he broke free, part of myself just thought 'He'll be fine'. What was I thinking... he's not like.. us”

Her last few words are barely audible. Shoukaku turns towards me after a few moments with a sad smile on her face.

“I think Kitakami-san is very lucky to have you, Ooi. I'm nowhere near as strong willed as you are, I can't even get Zuikaku to listen sometimes. Thank you for hearing me out.”

I couldn't believe that I was being praised by her. I felt myself blushing. I'm not that good with words compared to someone like Tone or Kitakami, so I just give a deep bow to Shoukaku until she walks past. The walkway lights give a dim illumination to the dorm grounds below. I see a couple people below. One has an umbrella and is squatting, examining something on the ground. I think that might be Shiranui. There's another girl, with a black uniform, I think I know who that might be. She is slowly walking in the rain as if it doesn't bother her at all. Her pace suddenly changes and changes direction toward the basketball court, where she runs over and picks something up before running to what must be her room somewhere below.
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>>39704387
that looks like a penis in the thumbnail.
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>>39704372
...d-d-did NuiNui just go out to look for SAMMY?!
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>>39704387

I give a knock on our door before entering. Kitakami is bundled up in the blanket I bought her sitting on her bed playing her games. I join her on the bed not too far away.

“Did you have fun?” Kitakami suddenly asks me.
“Eh? Ah. I suppose so. I just spent some time with a few of the other girls.”
“Mmm Hmm”
“Someone is attacking a bunch of the girls it seems. I saw Chikuma and Mogami hurt earlier.”
“Eh? Well just stick close then, alright Ooichi?

I went and scooted up right next to Kitakami after hearing that.

“Ah, c'mon Ooichiiii...”
So ends our 6th chapter. Follow me on twitter for useless shit.
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>>39704341
My top OC picks are:

USS Indianapolis
USS Tang
USS Franklin

Top canon is the Yamato
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>>39704372
>I had a chance today, to do something right for once, but I messed up again.

You were against /tg/, Shoukaku. You never had a chance.
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>>39704341
IJN PB-102 a.k.a. the former USS Stewart.
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>>39704341
The USS Turner Joy.
Because I've been inside her and slept with in her.
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>>39704400
In a way, yes.

>>39704407
It can't be helped.
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>>39704341
If you've gotta ask, Souryuu and Inazuma
, but I can live with Choukai and Kirishima easily. And Ikazuchi's also adorable.

>>39704407
Poor Shoukaku.
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>>39704400
She should be fine, I don't think Sammy has anything against her.

Let me rephrase that. She should be in any UNIQUE danger from Sammy.
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>>39704341
Big E
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>>39704387
Ooi is a good if overly focused girl.
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>>39704457
>>39704485
THAT IS NOT ALLEVIATING MY DUE CONCERN IN THE LEAST.
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>>39704367
>>39704382
>>39704406
>>39704424
>>39704443
>>39704466
>>39704490
We can't agree on anything, can we?
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>>39704515

I see two people agreeing on Yamato.

So that's something?
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>>39704515
Well with the large selection of ships, that's inevitable.

>>39704341
I want to see the Palanquin Ship
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>>39704515
Fuck you we totally can.
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>>39704515
We're on 4chan. We agreed to disagree. But don't worry, I still love you, Anon. No homo.
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>>39704533
Can I un-agree with the Yamato?
Because that shit's Bismark-tier.
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>>39704533
Yup. As far as OCs go it's hard to agree considering we have zero info to go on beyond their RL war records.
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>>39704539
No homo
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>>39704548
You just made her cry.

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1977145?tags=yamato_%28kantai_collection%29
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>>39704515
it's /tg/; the fact we're disagreeing civily should be noted.
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>>39704570
Yeah, of course, no homo.
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You know what I want to see? A band of shipgirls who choose to stay unaligned.
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>>39704577
>You just made her cry.
I'm sorry, it was an unfair comparison. It's a worse ship than its german counterpart.

At least the Bismarck sunk the Hood.
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>>39704178
>“GODDAMMIT, SETTLE, DON'T YOU DARE-” Goto's calling after you. He's wrapped up somewhere in the midst of a three-way tangle between Arizona and the two Kongou-class girls. You glance over your shoulder.

I kinda wish that right here we had held up the Sudoku sheet and said something like "I must take responsibility for my actions."
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>Settle's face when
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>>39700600
>>39700649

He can try anyon.
He can try.
But I will always have the nuclear option.
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>>39704672
You're bluffing
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>>39704672
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>>39704672
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>>39704687
>>39704693
>>39704705
I wouldn't worry about it.
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>>39704770
>I wouldn't worry about it
I'm onto you, skinwalker.
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Haha no
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>I missed two fascinating, deep, beautiful threads
Fuck. Seeing Sabaton live was totally worth, but fuck.



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