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The RIG didn't fly too good. It goes tumbling end-for end before it's reached apogee, still riding the plume of water that kicked it clean out of the bay. Bodies go flying away from it like little pinwheels, arms and legs splayed out by the g-forces as they're hurled into the dark water.

“Helm, flank speed,” you order.

“Aye, Captain!” an accented voice replies, and somewhere behind you, an engine telegraph goes “CHING-CHING!” You turn slowly to see just what the fuck an engine telegraph is doing on this particular bridge, and espy a blonde girl in a yellow TNG uniform, wearing Geordi's visor.

“What the fuck?”

“I'm sorry, I don't speak English,” she replies in perfect English. “I'm Italian.”

“Say fucking what?”

“These uniforms don't have pockets.”

You look at the deck and find it full up to your knees with fucking spaghetti, and then your ears explode.
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You wake up on the floor, your arms crossed over your head for protection, and the horrible banging sound comes again. It sounds a lot like someone's trying to kick a door off its fucking hinges.

“ADMIIIRAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!” the bright voice of Kongou bellows through the door. “IT'S EIGHT BONG AND ALL'S WELL! WAKEY WAKEY SHIPS ARE SHAKEY!”

What the fuck does that even mean?

“IF YOU DON'T COME OUT BY THE COUNT OF TEN, KONGOU'S COMING IN!”

>Oh shit oh fuck oh Christ get out there
>FUCK this shit. Hide!
>Other?
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>>39696337
The shit we put up with for best grill.
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>>39696352
>Oh shit oh fuck oh Christ get out there

Fleeeeeee!!!! As cute as Kongou's puppy-dog loyalty is, its still kinda scary.
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>>39696352
>Whip out your dick.

Weapons grade, ready to sink that battleship.
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>>39696352
>Oh shit oh fuck oh Christ get out there
>Where the fuck are we?
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>>39696352
>FUCK this shit. Hide!
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>>39696352
>FUCK this shit. Hide!
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>>39696352
>I'm up! I'M UP! SHUT UP!
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>>39696352
>FUCK this shit. Hide!
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>>39696352
>FUCK this shit. Hide!
Fucking PANIC.

When did we become Kongou's target? What the fuck happened?
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>>39696352
>>Oh shit oh fuck oh Christ get out there
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>>39696352
>Other: Hobble out the door armed with only your boxers and cane, and give Kongou a LOOK.
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>>39696352
>Other
Get off the floor and start putting on our uniform, get our face bitch-slapped by the ghost of Patton, and get ready to face another day.
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>>39696352
"THE FUCK DOES EIGHT O BONG MEAN?"
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>>39696452
You say that like it's a bad thing.
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>CLIMB OUT THE WINDOW, AVOID AT ALL COSTS.
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>>39696352
>Oh shit oh fuck oh Christ get out there
No doubt Kongou has a sniffer powerful enough find dicks no matter where they might be.
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>>39696352
>Oh shit oh fuck oh Christ get out there
Nooo'ooope.gif
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>>39696352

Wait, are we still Settle, or have we become the associate Jap Admiral?
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>>39696495
>>39696408
Kongo best ship
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>>39696456
This. Toss in a joke about how you'll give her the shaft and fuck will it hurt while waving your cane around.
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>>39696518
>kongo
>on watch
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>>39696518
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>>39696515
That could be an explanation. Is it fusonese admiral adventures tiem now?
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>>39696352
>>Oh shit oh fuck oh Christ get out there
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>>39696456
Sure why not. Not like anything else is better.
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>>39696352
>>Other: Hobble out the door armed with only your boxers and cane, and give Kongou a LOOK.
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>>39696352
"YOU WON'T BE TAKING ME ALIVE, YOU HEAR! THE WEE MEN WON'T TAKE ME ALIVE!"
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planefag, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

BECAUSE FREEDOM RINGS
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>>39696337
>>FUCK this shit. Hide!
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>>39696518
Not saying she isn't. And loyalty is admirable...but....
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>>39696518
Wait a minute.
That's not Kongo...
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>>39696619
Like the ring in your ears after a breaching charge?
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>>39696644
Are you blind? How can you not recognize the best ship in the fleet?
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>>39696646
Wear earpro, faggot, and your ears won't be ringing as badly. Seriously, that's like one of the most common sense rules of shooting
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>>39696654
Because it's not Houshou either.
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>>39696352
>Give no fucks and go about your normal morning routine
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>>39696668
>Houshou
>not midtier at best

Sorry I don't have any laughing 2hu faces.
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Planefag, get an ask.fm you lazy bum!
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>>39696695

got yer back niggah
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>>39696352
>FUCK this shit. Hide!
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>>39696704
>let us spam you with a zillion questions you haven't actually thought of answers to yet and are carefully writing around the fact of and/or are waiting to decide on them later for maximum troll potential!

anon, I got a secret for ya
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>>39696727

what if i just wanna know your dick size
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>>39696704
>Make up shit for us to fulfill our curiosity/so others can spam you!

nigga do you know who he fucking is
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>>39696727
Please, I've seen other ask.fms, you'll just get questions about when their waifu will show up.
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>>39696695
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>see this thread
>planefag
>wut.jpg
>giant girls who are boats
>wut.webm

Goddammit Japan, why do you do these things?
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>>39696727
GRAF SPEE WHEN?
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>>39696704
>ask.fm
>some gay form of social media
>all it'll be filled with would be "X QUEST WHEN, Y LEWDS WHEN, WHY DON'T YOU RUN MORE OFTEN" etc, etc.

Why? It'd serve no purpose other than for anons like you to be creepy stalkers.
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>>39696727
*shipslut sees admiral's dickjpg*
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>>39696758
That don't look like 2hus to me. You blind or something?
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>>39696759
No no no, you've got it all wrong.

The girls are normal-sized.
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>>39696727
>>39696762

Oddly, Planefag is the only one of the QMs that I don't have questions for.

Probably because the lack of sense in his quests is what I like.
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>>39696352
>Getting charged by Kongou
Despair, but also an erection.
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>>39696352
>>Oh shit oh fuck oh Christ get out there
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>>39696791
Okay, so it's girls with ship attachments zipping around in the water...

I don't really see the military value. Strike Witches work because magic, and air combat is all about maneuverability, which tiny witches have in spades. But in the water, they've got much less freedom of movement.

How does this system work?
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>>39696759

try watching the fucking anime, even

the cognitive dissonance. it feels like your brain is sliding around on space lube
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>>39696352
>FUCK this shit. Hide!
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>>39696840
They aren't normal humans, so they take the same damage a normal ship would.

Or something, who cares it's all about the waifus anyway.
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>>39696776
wrong quest
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>>39696840
They have the same firepower as the real thing with a much smaller cross section and maintenance.

Also no human crew.
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“WHAT THE FUCK IS EIGHT-BONG, YOU NUT?” you cry blindly as you flail your way upright. You seem to have managed to get your pants and jacket off, but your undershirt is rumpled as hell. There's a hazy bit between the moment you slumped against a wall and slid down it, laughing so hard you were out of breath to stand, and stumbling in the door of your apartment.

“EIGHT-O-CLOCK ADMIRAL! YOU'RE LATE!”

You glare blearily at the shattered remains of the alarm clock against the far wall. Oh. Right. You never did set your watch or your phone to replace that, did you? On second thought, maybe that's a good thing. Neither of them are cheap.

“OOOOOOOOOOONE!”

“God dammit, I'm not dressed.”

“A LIKELY STORY! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

You look around angrily for your cane before you remember that you handed it to a CV yesterday, who then applied it to the skull of another CV... ship... girl... thing...

… it is too fucking early for this bullshit.

“TEN!”

The thing about deadbolts is that they're only as strong as the thin strip of trim wood that retains them. This thin strip snaps before the sheer power of Kongou's boundless enthusiasm. She stands in the doorway triumphant. “OHIAO GOZAIMASU ADMIRAL~”

“Who... sent you?” you ask blearily.
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>>39696913

“Kongou, no!” Another girl has her hands wrapped around Kongou's slender bicep, but she just drags the girl over the threshold with her as she charges in. “Kongou, he has no pants on!”

“Yeah, I got no pants on,” you say with mild hope – maybe that will get Kongou the fuck out of here. But she doesn't care – she doesn't even look at your boxers, much less your -

- the comforter goes flying off the bed as you drag one corner over your injured thigh, covering the ugly evidence of your old injury. “I'M NOT DRESSED!” you thunder.

“No problem!” Kongou says, giving you a big thumbs-up and a smile. “WE'RE FROM THE ADMIRAL, AND WE'RE HERE TO HELP!”

You clap one hand over your eyes. “Please get the fuck out.”

“Nooooooooope~” Kongou says. “Kirishima, bring the kettle!” After a moment, they both vanish into the kitchenette, leaving you with a clear path to the door.

>BAIL
>Go shave, shower, take a few painkillers and make yourself presentable. Goto wants your ass on a platter and he sent them to retrieve you for the slaughter.
>CALL FOR BACKUP
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>>39696827
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>>39696933
>Go shave, shower, take a few painkillers and make yourself presentable. Goto wants your ass on a platter and he sent them to retrieve you for the slaughter.
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>>39696933
>>Go shave, shower, take a few painkillers and make yourself presentable. Goto wants your ass on a platter and he sent them to retrieve you for the slaughter.
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>>39696840
All the firepower and armor of a real ship with a much smaller cross-section.
Potentially capable of being deployed on land.
Demonstrably superhuman.

Reasons are plenty, really.
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>>39696933
>>Go shave, shower, take a few painkillers and make yourself presentable. Goto wants your ass on a platter and he sent them to retrieve you for the slaughter.
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>>39696933
>Go shave, shower, take a few painkillers and make yourself presentable. Goto wants your ass on a platter and he sent them to retrieve you for the slaughter.

Goto shall pay. Somehow.
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>>39696933
>Go shave, shower, take a few painkillers and make yourself presentable. Goto wants your ass on a platter and he sent them to retrieve you for the slaughter.
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>>39696933
>Go shave, shower, take a few painkillers and make yourself presentable. Goto wants your ass on a platter and he sent them to retrieve you for the slaughter.
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>>39696933
>Go shave, shower, take a few painkillers and make yourself presentable. Goto wants your ass on a platter and he sent them to retrieve you for the slaughter.

I suppose we've had enough of a reprieve.
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>>39696957
cheaper than normal ships too!
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>>39696933
>>Go shave, shower, take a few painkillers and make yourself presentable. Goto wants your ass on a platter and he sent them to retrieve you for the slaughter.

Let's be professional.
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>>39696933
>Go shave, shower, take a few painkillers and make yourself presentable. Goto wants your ass on a platter and he sent them to retrieve you for the slaughter.
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>>39696933
>Go shave, shower, take a few painkillers and make yourself presentable. Goto wants your ass on a platter and he sent them to retrieve you for the slaughter.
Surrender to the misery, embrace it, and slip softly into death.
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>>39696933
>>Go shave, shower, take a few painkillers and make yourself presentable. Goto wants your ass on a platter and he sent them to retrieve you for the slaughter.
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>>39696982
Consider the CV and BB food expenses.
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>>39697007
Food costs less than oil.
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>>39696933
>>Go shave, shower, take a few painkillers and make yourself presentable. Goto wants your ass on a platter and he sent them to retrieve you for the slaughter.
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>>39697024
It was a (bad) joke but yes you're right.
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>>39697007
Capital shipgirls are certainly inhumanly big eaters, but I'm pretty sure even they don't outeat what the entire crew of an actual CV or BB would require, let alone the cost fuel, ammo, repair materials, etc.
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>>39696933
>Go shave, shower, take a few painkillers and make yourself presentable. Goto wants your ass on a platter and he sent them to retrieve you for the slaughter.
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>>39696933

Go shave or something. Then get some lube. IT"S TIME TO STICK THAT CANE IN GOTO.
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>>39697085
Why are you advocating violence against someone who did nothing wrong?
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CALLED, WRITING, ETC.
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Sammy beat down when?
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>>39697105
Well, Settle is an American.
And as an American myself, I can speak with authority on matters of reckless violence.
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I just heard of the decommissioning of a ship somewhat important to the history of my country today.

Now I think I begin to see the reverence and respect held for ships and why it is a bad idea to fuck them.
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>>39697105

Not violence. Hot sweaty balls-touching gay sex. With a cane.
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Yorktown
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>>39697163
MAN LOVE. CALL IT MAN LOVE. BURNING MAN LOVE.
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>>39697199

if it burns, anon, you should see a doctor
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>>39697214
It's as easy as A-B-C,
One-Two-Three,
If you get with me, and it burns when you pee,
You probably got an STD, Yeah~
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Dangnabbit I'm late for KCQ
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>>39697199
Did someone say BURNING LOVE???
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8PzBAuW_qg
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>>39697426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA450yRJ6Cs
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>>39697426
Thanks anon, needed that!
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>>39697494
Yuudachi a shit.
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>>39697494
Crix pls

>>39697496
The Cyber Beast Force aims to please.
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>>39697514
She's ok.
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Kongou is best shipslut.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRnclastqkA
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>>39697565
No anon, the best shipslut is Ra Cailum.

>www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HcBTOZDD8M
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>>39697565
There is no best. All girls are great.
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>>39697622
dat filename
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>>39697565
I respectfully disagree, but to each their own.
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>>39697631
So do they argue about ladders and stepladders too?
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every thread
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You manage to load yourself into the shower and emerge looking clean, dressed and – well, ship-shape. There's a joke in there somewhere but you just can't be arsed, this early. You stumble into the kitchenette to find Kongou bouncing around (in more ways than one; whatever the hell those traditional miko outfits use for support isn't cutting it,) with a teacup in one hand as her other raids your kitchenette for supplies. You gaze around in wonder – you haven't even been in here since you arrived and you had no idea it was stocked. Kongou seems to be making toast – you think. There's bread, and spices, and butter... some operation is going on involving bread.

“Good morning, Admiral~” she singsongs, and before you can recover your ass is in a chair and you're sitting at the tiny table across from Kongou's sister ship... Kirishima? The name goes floating through your head, searching for something to connect with.

“Teatime, teitoku!” Kongou swoops in and deposits a large, bog-standard American coffee mug before you with a dark liquid. You grope it up and sip at it before you realize it is, indeed, tea. You don't like it one damn bit, but it's liquid and you remember it has caffeine in it, so down it goes.

“Didn't even know this place had a teakettle,” you mumble.
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>>39697668

“It doesn't,” Kirishima replies as she takes a seat across from you. “Kongou has an electric teakettle.”

“That's right!” Kongou says brightly from the counter as she snatches two more pieces of toast out of midair as the toaster ejects them. “I'm always ready to make tea for my teitoku, and he loves it!”

“Yes,” Kirishima says, giving you a small, knowing smile. “Doesn't he just?”

A plate of toast hits the table hard, clattering loudly enough to make you both jump an inch out of your chairs. “Of course he does,” Kongou says, waving the end of a butterknife at Kirishima. “But don't worry, sister. You're still the light of my life!”

The world “light” goes floating through your head, searching for something to connect with.

A moment later, you wipe the sleep from your eyes and focus on the girl sitting across from you. “You're Kirishima.”

“That's right!” she says, with a proud smile. “Kongou-class battleship Kirishima, at your service!”

“And you wear glasses?”

She touches her frames proudly. “Aren't they sharp-looking? I'm the brains of the family, you know.” You see the corner of Kongou's mouth twitch, but she doesn't turn away from her work of buttering toast at the counter.

“Glasses.” You smile. “Heh.”

Kirishima gives you a funny look. “Is that funny?”

>Yes. Yes it is.
>No. No!
>CHANGE THE GODDAMN SUBJECT [SPECIFY]
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>>39697151
Is this your girl anon?
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>>39697691
>Yes. Yes it is.
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>>39697691
>>Yes. Yes it is.
Is this a WW2 reference I don't know about?
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>>39697691
>Other: They look good on you *SMOOTH AS FUCKING GLASS*
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>>39697691
>Yes. Yes it is.
Hue
HUEHUEHUE

>>39697652
Where my Macon at
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>>39697691
>Yes. Yes it is.
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Ask how pissed off goto was when he sent them
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>>39697602
Wow, I'm pretty sure alpha gaiden gave the Ra Calium better animations for the missiles.
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>>39697691
>Yes. Yes it is.

Tea Time, can't complain. We can, however, find whatever we want funny, whether the subject likes it or not.
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>>39697719
I am curious as well.

>>39697698
Canadians use destroyers as flagships?
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>>39697767
This one,
>>39697728
and this one for Banter's sake.
Kongo would understand, She's from England.
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>>39697691

"Yes, Yes it is. Now where the fuck were you when we needed you."
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>>39697728
this.
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>>39697771
A lot of animation complaints for Z3 as a whole, to be honest.
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>>39697794
Well it's not like people care for cruisers or battleships these days.
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>>39697691
"No, they look good on you."

Then take a moment to process what we just said and panic.
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>>39697728
Is that Haruna in Hestia's outfit, or Hestia with Haruna's headpiece?
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>>39697691
>>Yes. Yes it is.
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>>39697794
That's what happens when you can't afford aircraft carriers.

Not everyone can be in the "carrier club".
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>>39697691
>>CHANGE THE GODDAMN SUBJECT [SPECIFY]

"HOW ABOUT SOME SUGAR?"
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>>39697835
It's Haruna.
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>>39697719

Yes. Yes, it is~
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>>39697826
all the budget went to unicorn and Nu
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>>39697691
>CHANGE THE GODDAMN SUBJECT [SPECIFY]
>"Do either of you know what Arizona is up to?"
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>>39697830
>>39697846
Ahhh true.

>>39697846
Canada never really needed a carrier though. We are no longer patrolling the Atlantic route and protecting her Northern territories are better done with float planes.
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>>39697691

>They're very nice. So how's Goto feeling this morning?

A bit of fore-warning.
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>>39697794
West Edmonton Mall has almost as much Naval power as Canada. They've got more submarines than Canada.
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>>39697910
The submarine there no longer works.

And their sub never caught fire by itself without taking a hit.
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>>39697910
There is a pirate ship in the mall. That counts as navy right?
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>>39697884
And if we needed a carrier, we could just re-fit the Habakkuk.
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>>39697930
Subs are for faggots anyway. We fuck subs, fuck steering them.
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>>39697964
Or the back half of the mogami... Though I suppose that could only launch scout planes.
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>>39697964
I, for one, would love to have a piece of ice as a carrier.

>>39697977
We did invent the sonar after all.
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>>39697691
>[x] Other: No, they look good on you.
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>>39697964
We used to have British carriers in WW II to patrol the Atlantic for U-boats, and we had grain carriers that can launch but never retrieve planes.

But it is all good because Canadians probably drop polar bears from planes which can wipe out entire fleets by themselves.
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>>39697691
>Yes. Yes it is.

I have no idea what's supposed to be funny, and I would like to know.
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Weird things happen when characters fall asleep in this quest.
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>>39698002
We could make them as large as we want. Large enough to even put a town on them. A town with schools.
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>>39697691
>>39698011
This.
>[x] Other: No, they look good on you.
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>>39697771
Could be worse, anon. Pretty much anything Full Metal Panic!-related had better animations in J and W (GBA and DS games respectively). Compared to those two, the first Z3 had:

>no alternate animations for Lambda Driver-boosted attacks
>no combination attacks
>no camera angle switching
>"hey, if we rely on cut-ins of the Arbalest, we won't need to animate it as much! GENIUS."
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>>39697877
It's too bad, because Z3 seemed rushed in general. All the progress of Z2 wasted on a retcon.
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>>39698047

I miss BlackJack.
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>>39698047
Are we going to make tank driving a sport too?
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>>39698038
Just like any other quest then.
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>>39698038

DON'T REMIND ME

AKAGI IS WAIFU MATERIAL AND I SUNK MIINE TO NOT GET A SUB.
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>>39698068

It already is a sport. It's typically played on a rather large pitch, and though there are commonly agreed-upon rules, some people like to cheat!
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>>39697964
Did you Canadian anons salute your Christmas Cake destroyer her final farewell today?
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>>39698081
Fick ja

>>39698054
>SRW J
Muh nigga
Katia a best
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>>39698081
You do?

Some day I regret not joining the army. But now I can only join the medical corp and I only get to fix the people who messes around with the tanks.
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>>39698106
Hell yeah, motherfucker. SRW J was just ridiculously amazing in general.
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>>39697846
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>>39697719
>>39697794
Kirishima got it rough in one of those endless naval battles around Guadalcanal because she left her searchlights on far too long. Hard to miss a superstructure Jap BB sized when it's got searchlights on everywhere
>>39697691
>CHANGE THE GODDAMN SUBJECT [SPECIFY]
"Does Kongou always have such...dynamic entries?"
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So what kind of modern stuff our shipgirls like?

Music? Pop-Culture? The fact that Coca Cola's still around (We also need to find out how much they drink....)?
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>>39697691
>I'm always ready to make tea for my teitoku, and he loves it!

This, this is why Kongou is my favorite. The genki, the devotion, the love of tea. Top waifu material.
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>>39698152

You should ask them!
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>>39698031
Super Drop Bears!

>>39698064
I miss him too. Hopefully he's back soon.

>>39698068
Of course.
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>>39698147
Ahhh thanks. She was that one who was dumb enough to get her whole fleet killed then fired on her own ships?
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>>39698135
We await SRW J's OG debut with bated breath, fellow Moon Knight!
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvM5YCvdUZM

>>39698152
I hear some of them have a thing for imageboard shitposting.
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>>39697691
>Other: They look nice on you.

THat and she is really the most serious and mature sibling of Kongou's
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>>39698143
>Britbong speaking broken english
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>>39698172
Get to writing fap angel!
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>>39698197
Polanball isnt supposed too
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>>39698152
I bet they complain about how "Coke used to be in glass bottles instead of plastic crap"
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>>39698192
Dunno this is assuming they don't cut back on things due to how badly 2ndOGs did.

Also something to note: Kongou may be dynamic, but you can't go wrong with her or her sisters. (same goes for the Dragon family)
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>>39698229
Oh man, I remember that cutscene circling around the interwebs a couple of years back, something about nuking the moon.

THAT GODDAMN RED HERRING
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>>39698183
IIRC Kirishima wasn't one of the ships who fucked up her targeting in the melee, but I'm not positive about that. The reason why she's often portrayed as a brawler in Kancolle stuff is because in the same battle she managed to effectively knock out the SoDak (which was 20 years younger and an actual battleship) before getting stomped by the Washington because of aforementioned searchlight issues
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>>39698172
Note to self: engage in casul conversation when there's not important shit to do.
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>>39698289
So we'll never know, then?
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>>39698258
I don't mean J would be left out, just that the animation budget may take some big hits. I suspect 2ndOGs did badly due to how the Z3 games turned out.

>>39698289
Isn't that never at the rate things go?
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>>39698281
In other words she has Kenji-vision

>>39698289
Go home bigdad

>>39698313
I have faith in BamCo...
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>>39698281
Ahh thanks. So a competent Nip ship.

I hope we don't antagonize her too much.
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Toot toot best destroyers coming through
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>>39698281
Hope the burger defence force guy from the other thread doesn't see this
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>>39698306
>>39698313
Pretty much, yes.

>>39698340
What?
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>>39698435
>implying the Nip defense force fag wasn't as bad
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>>39697771
>Dat Zeta II
Hue
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>>39698416
>any destroyer that doesn't have VLS
>best
C'mon. Don't make me laugh.
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>>39698340
It was actually a problem for more than just her. IJN doctrine loved them some night battles, and they were only SUPPOSED to leave their searchlights on long enough to acquire the target, then switch them off to fire. However, a lot of captains got what Hara called "shell-drunk" and forgot to turn off their searchlights, quite effectively illuminating them for the Americans who still hadn't quite got a hold of this whole night-brawl thing. Off the top of my head I KNOW it sank Akatsuki (RIP DesDiv 6) and nearly sank Hara's ship in addition to the Hiei and Kirishima, but I know it happened to more...just can't recall them
>>39698399
Competent and a little bit lucky. One of Kirishima's rounds knocked out SoDak's comms and gunnery, rendering her pretty much useless.
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>>39698435
>Dat Special Needs sub in the back
Maruyu is totally legit, guys. The army was on top of things when they built their own submarine.
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>>39698461
I'm a fan of VLS too, but when the Scarlet-class use their Gungnir and Laevatein...

>>39698451
Kenji-vision=short-sighted
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>>39698456
Too much poorly informed debate in last thread.

>>39698491
In all fairness, it was a ghetto transport sub.

Yeah, the fact that they spent resources on transport subs does speak volumes
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It's early, you had a rough night, and you haven't even had your caffeine fix yet. There's no real chance of you stifling that giggle before it gets out. Kirishima's face falls into a frown, and she crosses her arms and sniffs as she looks away from you.

“Sorry,” you reply. “It's nothing.”

“It's *something,*” she insists. “My vision's just fine, thank you very much – and so are my night optics!” Her head snaps back to you, and she kicks you under the table. She slipped her sandals off at the door, because her small and very human foot inflicts no damage.

“Ara ara~” Kongou says with a completely unconvincing lilt in her voice. “Is someone inviting Admiral Settle to night battle?”

“Hmph!” Kirmishima says. “Yankee torpedoes, his probably runs hot and wears out before it leaves the tube!”

You open your mouth to tell them both to get the hell out of your kitchenette, and Kongou promptly stuffs a piece of toast in it – which proves to have sugar and cinnamon coating the buttered surface. You're hungry enough that it makes you bite down instinctively. “Now now,” Kongou says. “Don't listen to Kirishima. She doesn't even need those glasses.”

“What!?”

Kongou twirls and snatches the glasses right off Kirishima's face, sliding them onto her own. “See? No refraction. Just flat plastic inserts!”

“H-hey! Give those back!” Kirishima looks stricken. Kongou returns them, smiling. “They're real frames, but she just wears them for style.”

“Hmph!” Kirishima says as she puts her glasses back on. “Long hair, no optical enhancement – you're too old-fashioned, Kongou?”

“Look what you're wearing, dess~”

“N-no fair!”

You finish your toast and slap your palms against the table to get their attention. “Ladies. Please. What did Admiral Goto say to you, exactly?”
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>>39698491

As is fighting with the IJN
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>>39698486
>HARHAR WITNESS OUR NIGHT SUPERIORITY FILTHY GAIJIN
>ship immediately gets lit up by 16 inchers
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>>39698530
>“Is someone inviting Admiral Settle to night battle?”
>“Yankee torpedoes, his probably runs hot and wears out before it leaves the tube!”

The ship sluts are so sexual.
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“Just that you might need help getting ready this morning,” Kirishima says, her cheeks a little flushed as she shoots lidded-eyed looks at Kongou, who's as oblivious and bouncy as ever.

“And he didn't seem pissed?”

“No?” Kirishima shrugs. “Hard to tell with him, when Kongou's around-”

“Because I lift the Admiral's spirits with my BURNING LOOOOOOOOVE!” she exclaims as she crams a piece of toast in Kirishima's mouth. “Isn't that right?”

“Nooufffff-” the other girl tries to object, but Kongou just pinches her chin and starts moving it up and down. “Isn't. That. Riiiiiight~” Kirishima rolls her eyes, but chews dutifully. Kongou moves between you both, silencing any further attempt at communication by stuffing pieces of toast in your mouths in turn until it's all gone. Then she scoops everything up, dumps it in the sink (including the paper plate she served the toast on, and the unplugged toaster,) and slips her arm into yours. “Ready, Admiral?”

“Uh, is this-”

“You lost your cane again, so let the Kongou sisters be your support!” she exclaims, placing a splayed hand on her own breast. “We are always the hope and pride and support of our Admrials, the reliable four-ship fast battlewagon band!”

Kirishima follows suit, slipping her arm into your left, flanking you. “There's worse places to be, Admiral Settle,” she says with a wink. Together, they lead you out of the kitchenette and straight into the splintering impact of an end-table swung like a baseball bat.

“What?”

“WHHAAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA!” Kongou adds as the splintered remnants of one wooden leg catch her across the chin and send her spinning like a top, in place. Then something snatches you up in arms that feel like bands of steel; your eyes are blinded by the bright morning sun and you realize -

- you're being kidnapped.

>In the middle of Yokosuka Naval Base? Sucks to be them.
>I STILL HAVE MY PHONE!
>BLOW THE RAPE WHISTLE!
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>>39698571
>>In the middle of Yokosuka Naval Base? Sucks to be them.
Time for Hate to use his MARSOC skills
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>>39698530
>“Hmph!” Kirmishima says. “Yankee torpedoes, his probably runs hot and wears out before it leaves the tube!”
Hawawawa
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>>39698571
>>BLOW THE RAPE WHISTLE!
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>>39698537

Exactly. SoDak was disabled (and apparently this is all that is focused on in the Kancolle Japanese fandom/the games) but USS Washington was there, and had been tracking her for many minutes on (gasp) new-fangled radar! And when she turned on her lights and fired on the SoDak, there was no doubt as to it being a hostile contact.

Long story short, Kirishima's belt armor wasn't enough to save her.
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>>39698571
>In the middle of Yokosuka Naval Base? Sucks to be them.
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>>39698571
>In the middle of Yokosuka Naval Base? Sucks to be them.
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>>39698571
>>In the middle of Yokosuka Naval Base? Sucks to be them.
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>>39698571
>>BLOW THE RAPE WHISTLE!
Maybe it'll do something!
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>>39698571
Hey, our ship daughters are coming to rescue our admiral from any possible nip ship bothering him.
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>>39698571
>>In the middle of Yokosuka Naval Base? Sucks to be them.

Then we kick them. While yelling "HATE, LET LOOSE THE DOGS OF WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR"
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>>39698571
>>In the middle of Yokosuka Naval Base? Sucks to be them.
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>>39698571
>BLOW THE RAPE WHISTLE!
SUMMON THE CORGIHORDE TO PROTECT US!
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>>39698571
>In the middle of Yokosuka Naval Base? Sucks to be them.
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>>39698607
It is quite ironic that for all their pursuit of qualitative excellence the IJN never got around to having good radars and FCS.
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>>39698601
I am not sure if I understood the joke or the image.

Did some American pilot really land on a nip CV?
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>>39698571
>In the middle of Yokosuka Naval Base? Sucks to be them.
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>>39698571
>“There's worse places to be, Admiral Settle,” she says with a wink.

Kirishima wants Settle's D. I'd a Kirishima.

Also I'd think she'd be a competent Secretary

>>In the middle of Yokosuka Naval Base? Sucks to be them.
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>>39698571
>>In the middle of Yokosuka Naval Base? Sucks to be them.
They have angered the Kongou, most likely, by interfering in her duties.

They will not see the end of this day.
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>>39698571
>In the middle of Yokosuka Naval Base? Sucks to be them.

THE RAPE WHISTLE DOES NOTHING!
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>>39698596

Nope. well, probably, the JSMDF security is kinda...

Ok, fucking, look, there's a fucking reason I'm here, and you're fucking right, but fucked if I'm not gonna grouse, it's an infantryman's right.
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>>39698571
>In the middle of Yokosuka Naval Base? Sucks to be them.
You know what? This is just going to be a common thing. Give in now and make it easy.
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>>39698501
Don't get me wrong, I would totally have tea with Remilia.

But guns <<< missiles in the water nowadays.
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>>39698571
>[x] I STILL HAVE MY PHONE!
I don't see an option to not panic, but whatever.
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>>39698607
It's quite ironic for all their pursuit of qualitative superiority that the IJN never got good radar or FCS.
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>>39698571
Is the rape whistle a meme now?
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>>39698571
>SUMMON THE CORGIS!
WOOF WOOF NIGGER!
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>>39698607
For 16 shells to hit directly, though, is quite a feat.

The gunners must be having heck of a day.
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>>39698631
Jap radar research was a fucking nightmare. IIRC the IJA and IJN had entirely separate programs that didn't share fucking data because they hated each other so much.
>FIRUTHY PIG DOG GAIJIN CANNOT MATCH GRORIOUS NIPPON BANZAI SPIRIT ONE THOUSAND SHATTERED JEWELS
>>39698607
In Kirishima's meager defense those early battles were brawls much more than they were any sort of organized naval action.
>>39698571
>just...fuck it. It's too early
dat Kirishima tho
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>>39698671
Say it with me anon, Radar assisted gunnery.
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>>39698657
nice rhyme, devil dog
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>>39698657
Verily, a right that no one in their right mind would impinge on.
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>>39698687
radar didn't come into it though, they were firing at her from 2 km out, practically point blank.
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>>39698571
Okay, so Is it Arizona, Sammy, or Hornet?

Or Willie?
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>>39698687
Fair enough. Was it actually computer radar guided or just a radar operator relaying the coordinates to the gunner who adjust the angles?
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>>39698641
I don't...think so, but I know that there were a handful of times where Jap planes tried to land on American CVs. The carriers knew because the Japs and Americans flew different pre-landing paths. IIRC Jap was clockwise, American was counter-clockwise
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>>39698719
Neither.

It's North Carolina
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>>39698719
I hope it is Willie.

Protecting her crew members.

Or Big E. Or Yorktown.

>>39698733
The pilots all mis-identified their ship? Heck of a mistake.
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>>39698571
>BLOW THE RAPE WHISTLE!

Let slip the derps of war!

Fuck! Where's that pick of a Corgi?
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>>39698668
>Is the rape whistle a meme now?

Think about it.

WHISTLE.
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>>39698571
Save us, best Kongou-class!
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>>39698730
Well it wasn't computer assisted like we think of it today. More like it did computations on the range and angle of deflection and relayed that to the gunners....I think.

WW2 gunnery isn't my strong point.
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>>39698756
It was later in the evening
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>>39698719
Ship girl beating other ship girls over the head with a table leg and giving 0 fucks?

It must be Yandere Arizona.

Run for your lives
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>>39698712
>what is target aqquisition

Calling it overwhelmingly for SUCKS TO BE THEM also I need to find more bagel chips these things are amazing
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>>39698719
No. It's A GUNDAM
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>>39698571
>>In the middle of Yokosuka Naval Base? Sucks to be them.

My money's on it being Arizona.
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>>39698571
>>In the middle of Yokosuka Naval Base? Sucks to be them.
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>>39698762
>Whistle
THE HOUNDS
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>>39698769
Thanks anon!
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>>39698719
>Or Willie?

>yfw Willie has a 6th sense for when US citizens are about to be hurt by ANYTHING
>yfw Willie is Batman in her off hours

>>39698778
Why on earth would we run from that?
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>>39698730
>>39698769
mechanical computer
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_I_Fire_Control_Computer

Basically magic, you point the director at the ship and the computer does the work. In comparison the Japs had to do this by hand.
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Are we ever going to get minelayers? Because I want to see the best goddamn name the USN has ever put to a ship. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Terror_%28CM-5%29
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>>39698719
Probably some ships pissed that we inducted Crab into The Mysteries.
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>>39698800
Not to mention it cuts down the number of people working.
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>>39698810
>witches will kill you if you know the secret of male magic!

Wow someone made the connection!
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>>39698800
...So basically the IJN was playing artilleryman while the USN was playing cowadooty


HOW, exactly, did they think they stood a chance against the US again?
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>>39698762
Dank head homo. Dank.
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>>39698571
>I STILL HAVE MY PHONE!
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>>39698796
>Why would we run
>from a Yandere

Gee I don't know. Something along the lines of WANTING TO FUCKING LIVE WITH OUR BOLLOCKS INTACT!

Where are the fucking Corgis, one ship girl can't kill all of them.
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>>39698660
Get kidnapped easy!

>>39698663
Yeah, can't argue with that.

>>39698607
>Getting a hit on the rudder
Sasuga US Navy
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>>39698800
The level of sophistication back then still surprises me.
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>>39698840
They didn't think American Production would be able to recoup the losses from Pearl Harbor.
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>>39698840
YAMATO DASHI
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>>39698840
I wonder that every day.
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>>39698819
It's not so much that, it's the speed. There's no way even a hundred people can be as fast as a machine, especially when both ships are maneuvering and everything is changing by the second.

>>39698840
Exactly. They'd foreseen a pivotal duel between BB lines like Sushi-ma or Jutland, and reality didn't play out that way.
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>>39698796
Willie gets a lot of shit she doesn't deserve, I wouldn't be surprised if she's actually real good at combat of any kind.

Also she's adorable.
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>>39698854
Yandere are only dangerous to your balls if you're unfaithful. Given a proper application of love, affection, headpats, and torpedos wink wink nudge nudge there is nothing to fear from a yandere
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>>39698869
She good at the battle to be Hate's daughteru.
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>>39698840
Well, early in the war the USN hadn't quite figured out how to most effectively use radar and a lot of captains didn't trust it. They also had no idea of the Long Lance's true potential. The reasons why they thought they could win are way way to complicated to simply explain, but an incredibly over-broad generalization is "our ships are better, our men are better, we have YAMATO DAMASHII, and the filthy gaijin can't stomach a fight"
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>>39698869
I wouldn't trust Willie to operate a toaster.

I would however, trust her with my life.
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>>39698869
Now Willie got Sammy as her fleet commander, she will be amazing.
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>>39698887
>Hate Daughteruing the Willie
TEITOKU DOORI
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>>39698875
Nothing wrong with yanderes at all. All they need is head pats and attention.

Isn't that right planefag?

Go on. Headpat your imouto.
I dare you.
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>>39698901
I actually fear for her, due to that little tidbit.
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>>39698857
How does one hit a rudder?

It is under water. It takes incredible amounts of calculation for water entry to hit it.
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>>39698875
Rule 1 is that you never stick your dick in crazy. If the only way to keep someone from going on a murder spree is to unerringly spoil them both emotionally and sexually, then they should be committed.
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>>39698840
The stupid fuckers thought we didn't have fighting spirit or some stupid bullshit, and thought that when our pre-war war plan went out the window when they bombed pearl we'd just back the fuck down.

They knew they'd never be able to outproduce us, that's why they fucking shot for their stupid ass 'qualitative superiority' even though they weren't qualitatively superior at fucking all because their philosophy was so fucked up it was more hilarious than sad.

Keep in mind these are the stupid dipshits that wouldn't launch one multirole bomber as a scout when a scout plane went down and got fucking demolished for it. Think about that shit.
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>>39698893
well said.
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>>39698926
luck
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>>39698861

They knew, and they didn't care.

Source: LETTERS FROM IWO JIMA, THE FUCKING BOOK. GUESS WHO MADE IWO JIMA A FUCKING DEATH ISLAND? THE SAME FUCKING GUY WHO SAID "DON'T FUCK WITH AMERICA".

YES, AN IJN GENERAL WENT TO AMERICA IN THE INTERWAR YEARS AND REALIZED HOW FUCKED JAPAN WAS IF THEY FUCKING STIRRED UP THAT HORNET'S NEST. AND GUESS HOW HIS SUPERIORS TREATED HIM. LIKE SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.
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>>39698926
Pure luck I guess. Still, a 16 incher to the rudder would mean the Washington Gunners rolled a nat 20 in a high roll.
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>>39698913
shit

its

shit
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>>39698938
>wouldn't launch one multirole bomber as a scout when a scout plane went down

What.

How the FUCK did these people manage to get so much of China?
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Urakaze as Kongou's henchgirl when planefag?
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>>39698964
Yamamoto. Admiral not General.
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>>39698977
China was basically fighting with sticks and magic at the time.
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>>39698875
She would likely think we were already unfaithful, look at it from her perspective.

She's standing there, waiting to escort the admiral to his next meeting like the good shipgirl she is so that here dear sweet admiral doesn't have to bother himself with those other whores. Then all of a sudden the Admiral walks out with a girl in each arm. What is she going to do to make sure that no-one can stop her from being the ONLY ship girl we need.

THINK ABOUT IT!
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>>39698998
I now want a game with yandere ship sluts.

Or a game where I am in charge of a single capital ship.
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>>39698631
Their optical FCS were pretty dman good. Radar-wise, it's easy to say that with hindsight, but back then? Amongst pretty much all the navies in the conflict, opinions amongst the various experts and ship designers on it ranged all the way from "useless gimmick" to "this shit will win the war by itself". Nobody had any real idea how it would actually work out.
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>>39698970
as are you wwwwwww
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>>39698938
Hell we didnt even throw any of War Plan Orange out the window, its just that the "build up logistics train and ALL THE SUPPLIES for 8-12 months before buttfucking the japs" section had "oh and raise and repair those ships we lost" penciled in.
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>>39698964
>an
>implying just one
Quite a few Japanese military men studied in the US.
>>39698977
The Japs loved their doctrine, and in their doctrine carriers didn't do scouting. That's what Jap CAs were for...it's why they had so many floatplanes. They were the eyes of the fleet, not any scouting element on the CVs because
>REDUCING GRORIOUS FIRST STRIKE POTENTIAL IS DISHONORABRRRR
Japanese martial thinking has a noticeable trend towards short, devastating first strikes without any thought of what happened afterwards on both a macro and micro level. Worked for them in the Russo-Japanese war, and they hoped that it'd work in WW2. It didn't
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>>39699015
Why not go out on WoWs in Yandere!Hood?
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As you jounce and bounce around in the steel bands that someone apparently uses as arms, you find yourself unable to muster much in the way of fucks to give. Yokosuka was locked down tight when the War On Terror started, locked down tighter when war with China seemed likely, and locked down AGAIN when the Abyssal War began – as the essential facility in the Pacific for *two* separate allied navies, there is probably no place on earth with a greater concentration of bored Marines kicking rocks around during perimeter patrol. Whoever, or whatever is currently booking it across the green lawns with you in their arms will find themselves buried under a sweaty, smelly pile of happy-go-killy infantry in less time than it takes to talk about it.

So you wait. Within half a mile, your captor seems to tire, and soon they're sinking to their knees behind some tasteful landscaping bushes near the side of some administrative building. They set you against the wall, and it gives you enough time to see -

“Arizona!?”

She nods, and pats you on the head reassuringly before peeking over the bushes, as if checking for pursuit.

“Arizona, what the hell...?”

She presses a finger to your lips and ducks her head.

“You... oh. You saw the door had been kicked in-”

She nods.

“-and charged in to rescue me-”

She nods.

“-and clubbed Kongou and Kirishima in the face with my end table.”

She nods.

“Arizona...”

>You... know they were just there to pick me up, right? Kongou even made us breakfast.
>... good job, kiddo. Can't fault you there.
>Other?
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>>39699039
>Japanese martial thinking has a noticeable trend towards short, devastating first strikes without any thought of what happened afterwards on both a macro and micro level.
Interestingly enough, also how their professional fencers do things.
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>>39698891
Good thing their ships weren't better, their men weren't better, the Yamato spent the entire war in Japan, and the "filthy gaijin" would prove more willing to wage a complete and total war than Japan, with their almost blatant worship of death, was.

Otherwise we'd still be stuck with a shitty colonial empire in the twenty-first century and having to stomach a wholesale slaughter of the Chinese, Flips, and Koreans.

>>39698992
And fighting a civil war the entire time they resisted Japan.
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The thing about WW2 Japan is, it's assumption that America didn't have 'fighting spirit' was technically correct, our ability to wage war depends entirely on the will of our civilian populace (see Vietnam, Korea).

What they forgot to calculate was that those civilians are, by in large, a bunch of fucking rowdy rednecks, so when they sneak attacked us and made it personal, they did the worst thing they could possibly do - gave the average american and stake in the war. At that point, we couldn't NOT go to war because we were handing our beer to Canada and picking up the chair already.
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>>39698938
>Keep in mind these are the stupid dipshits that wouldn't launch one multirole bomber as a scout when a scout plane went down and got fucking demolished for it. Think about that shit.

Why do you want to compromise your striking power? It's not like the Americans have the courage to fight us anyway. We need to lure them out!
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>>39699056
>... good job, kiddo. Can't fault you there.
Arizona is now a Fast BB
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>>39699056
>... good job, kiddo. Can't fault you there.
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>>39698983
Unless Isoroku Yamamoto went to America, which I highly doubt...

I do remember that he said "I can give you 6 months", though.

>>39698977
Nah. China was in the middle of a civil war and that shit was fucked up. Chiang Kai-Shek was a terrible ally to have and it infuriated the commanders there to no end.

Didn't help that the General in charge of the CBI Theater was one hell of a cunt. Oh, and Mountbatten. Always blame Mountbatten and MacArthur.
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>>39699056
>>You... know they were just there to pick me up, right? Kongou even made us breakfast.
"I'm not mad, but this may take some explaining."
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>>39699056
>... good job, kiddo. Can't fault you there.
Foster goodwill between allies? Fuck that.
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>>39699056
>You... know they were just there to pick me up, right? Kongou even made us breakfast.
Then after she gets that...
>... good job, kiddo. Can't fault you there.
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>>39699019
I am curious, what was the thought on sonar back then? Similar?
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>>39699056
>... good job, kiddo. Can't fault you there.
BBs are great.
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>>39699056
>>... good job, kiddo. Can't fault you there.
Normally I'd vote for be a good admiral, but considering our initial reaction to Kongou entering unannounced...
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>>39699056
>>... good job, kiddo. Can't fault you there.
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>>39699056
Headpat
>... good job, kiddo. Can't fault you there.
though
>... good job, kiddo. Can't fault you there.
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>>39699056
>... good job, kiddo. Can't fault you there.
Classic case of mistaken identity, no problems there.
>>39699015
There is a yandere simulator out, but I don't know jack shit about it. Other than that there are those VNs that the 'nips are into these days, maybe they have what you're looking for?
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>>39699056
>... good job, kiddo. Can't fault you there.
H-headpat?
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>>39699056
>You... know they were just there to pick me up, right? Kongou even made us breakfast.
Oh this is too cute!
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>>39699056
>>You... know they were just there to pick me up, right? Kongou even made us breakfast.
>>... good job, kiddo. Can't fault you there. You showed good instincts.

In short like >>39699092

>>39699107
What about Kirishima?
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>>39699050
Wait, what?
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>>39699069

THIS
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>>39699102
I think once the U-boats started, people quickly approved of SONAR
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>>39699056
>>You... know they were just there to pick me up, right? Kongou even made us breakfast.
>>... good job, kiddo. Can't fault you there.
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>>39699056
>... good job, kiddo. Can't fault you there.
>Other
Give head pats
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>>39699069
>Korea

Nigger, that was a WIN. We drove all the way to the Chinese border, and would have gone past it, except the UN threatened to withdraw support. Fucking faggots. We could have ended Communism in the East for good.
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>>39699056
>You... know they were just there to pick me up, right? Kongou even made us breakfast.
>And should you be out of the hospital? How are your injuries?
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>>39699114
>There is a yandere simulator out, but I don't know jack shit about it
The man is esentially designing hitman-High school edition.

Which is pretty much exactly what it should be.
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>>39699056
>>... good job, kiddo. Can't fault you there.
but make sure to explain that in this particular instance they meant no harm. Also
>Arizona outrunning the Kongo-class
hue
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>>39699056
>You... know they were just there to pick me up, right? Kongou even made us breakfast.
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>>39699056
>You... know they were just there to pick me up, right? Kongou even made us breakfast.
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>>39699128
Just sortie in World of Warships solo, man
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>>39699056

[x]... good job, kiddo. Can't fault you there.

Then

[x] You... know they were just there to pick me up, right? Kongou even made us breakfast.

She deserves a head pat.
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>[x] ...good job, kiddo. Can't fault you there.
>[x] But could you identify friend/foe next time? I'm already on thin ice after this morning.
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>>39699056
>... good job, kiddo. Can't fault you there.
>But they were just there to pick me up. Kongou even made us breakfast.
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>>39699056
>... good job, kiddo. Can't fault you there.
>You... know they were just there to pick me up, right? Kongou even made us breakfast.
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>>39699069
Except Canada was already in the war swinging at the Nips with our beer.
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>>39699056
>>You... know they were just there to pick me up, right? Kongou even made us breakfast.
>>... good job, kiddo. Can't fault you there.
It was a mistake, but a perfectly understandable one. Emphasize that we're not mad, but it was a false alarm, and let's go back and apologize to the nice fast battleships.

Nothing wrong at all with a loyal shipgirl ready to spring into action at the first sign of danger, but we also need to make especially sure to maintain good relations with the IJN shipgirls.
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>>39699086
He actually visited the Naval War College.
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>>39699056
Other
>... good job, kiddo. Can't fault you there. But they weren't there to hurt me, they were just there to pick me up, right? Kongou even made us breakfast.
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>>39699056
>You... know they were just there to pick me up, right? Kongou even made us breakfast.
>... good job, kiddo. Can't fault you there.
Arizona is best girl
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>>39699086
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isoroku_Yamamoto

He spent time in DC as a naval attache. Then traveled extensively to learn business and customs. In 1924 he went to the Naval War College and participated in gunnery practice.
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>>39699056
>>39699087
this.
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>>39699056
>>You... know they were just there to pick me up, right? Kongou even made us breakfast.
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>>39699146
>Korea
>Win

yeah no, NK is still there and still batshit insane and the border is still the most heavily guarded in the world. Thats like saying we 'won' vietnam just cause the VK never beat us in an actual battle.
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>>39699063
IMO, it was all tied into the larger Japanese "way of war" to be flowery about it. Even their swordsmanship was supposed to be a single deadly blow of supreme grace, and then you sheathe your katana (folded a bajillion times) and walk away into the sunset. America, by contrast, had boxing, where being able to take hits and keep hitting was a virtue
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>>39699056
"Could you collect me a cane?"
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>>39699056
>>39699131
Addendum to >>39699177 : voting against headpats. She's a no-nonsense all business slugger of a BB, not Ikazuchi or Willie.
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>>39699056
>>You... know they were just there to pick me up, right? Kongou even made us breakfast.

While I can't really fault Arizona, well, she did club two girls who were only trying to help.
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>>39699086
Jiang Chieh-shih lost all his elite units fighting on a single bridge in Shanghai.

And his forces are a hodge podge of warlords, who were looking to see who is a better master to serve, China or Japan.
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>>39699056
>... good job, kiddo. Can't fault you there.
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>>39699056
On second thought, changing vote from >>39699107
to
>>39699177

Also, has anyone thought about why she may have been coming to our room in the first place? If she wasn't just passing by, she may want to talk about the "incident."
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>>39699197
At least the nice ones; if she decked Kaga like that, I'd be voting to get her her favorite ice cream.

>>39699225
There's a democratic south korea, which is more than we could say for 'Nam.
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>>39699086
>Mountbatten and MacArthur

What is wrong with these two?
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>>39699230
>Even their pistolry was supposed to be a single deadly quickdraw of supreme speed, and then you sheathe your Colt (folded a bajillion times) and ride away into the sunset.
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>>39699056
>You... know they were just there to pick me up, right? Kongou even made us breakfast.
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>>39699265
>howdy y'all, I'm Kenichiro
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>>39699056
>You... know they were just there to pick me up, right? Kongou even made us breakfast.
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>>39699263
Mountbatten commanded the Dnieppe Raid before being shipped out to the pacific.

Dugout Doug.
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>>39699151
>>39699166
Ahhh thanks anons.

I have heard of bad things about World of Warships, but it could not hurt to give it a try.
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>... good job, kiddo. Can't fault you there.
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>>39699265
FUCKING NAMBUS
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>>39699286
Bitching about games like that is part of the fun.
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>>39699225
The only reason NK is still there is because millions of Chinese soldiers in Nork uniforms flooded the country, doing their best to attempt to drown us in their bodies, and an armistice was signed.
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>>39699235
She patted our head.

It is only right to return that favor.
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Calling for "GOOD JOB KIDDO"
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>blaming Montbatten
>not Montgomery

Operation Market-here just fucking kill all our highly trained paratroopers-Garden
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>>39699315
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>>39699056
>>You... know they were just there to pick me up, right? Kongou even made us breakfast.
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>>39699315
Meh, we could've sat there shelling them as they crossed the border until china ran out of corpses. China has a lot of corpses, but we had a lot of shells.
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>>39699336
>holy shit I am so high right now
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>>39699285
McArthur and Phillipines, running before the war even started?

And Mountbatten was the one responsible for Dieppe?

Ok, that is why the south asian theater fell so quickly. Which naval admiral were able to pick the pieces up with the fast carrier groups?
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>>39699328
Well to be fair, Mountbatten got a lot of flak for Dnieppe because it was poorly-planned, and he didn't communicate with GHQ about it.

Monty turned Market Garden into a propaganda coup.
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>>39699056
>... good job, kiddo. Can't fault you there.
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>>39699328
Did Patton ever make a dumb mistake like that during the war?
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>>39699396
Not on the battlefield at least.
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>>39699322
Why must the nice ships suffer?
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>>39699396
Most of Patton's 'mistakes' were in front of reporters. He also wasn't terribly worried about his mens lives.

He was basically the quintessential american general. Completely fucking batshit insane, unwilling to follow orders, and yet somehow got shit done.
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>>39699265
Well, with the Nambus, you'd better kill whatever you're aiming at in one shot, because shooting two bullets out of the same pistol is just asking for an glocknade.
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>>39699328
Well Montgomery was British so it was excusable. Was the Canadian commander so absent minded like it was depicted in the movie?
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>>39699206

Welp, I'm fuckin' retarded then. That actually makes it TWO High--ranking official from the Imperial Japanese Armed Forces (HA) who went to MURRICA and went "DON'T FUCK WITH AMERICA".

>>39699239
And Chiang wanted to fight Mao and the communists instead of the Japanese. Hoarded all that nice Lend-Lease shit too.

Then again, no one cared about the CBI Theater except MacArthur, and he was all about MUH PHILLIPINES. (And fucking up the defense/takeover of the Phillipines).

>>39699263

Mountbatten's the MacArthur of Britain. Fucks everything up when he touches them.

MacArthur is... fuck, let's start with the Bonus Army Riots, then go into detail about how he let A BUNCH OF P40S AND B17S GET BOMBED ON THE GROUND and fucking up the derfense of the Phillipines, then move on to how he fucked up te retaking of the Phillipines, then the Korean War, where even Truman had to tell him to fuck off.
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>>39699056
>[x] ...good job, kiddo. Can't fault you there.
>[x] But could you identify friend/foe next time? I'm already on thin ice after this morning.
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>>39699445
Canada was pretty fucking based all during the war.
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>>39699431
The give me 6 months and I will conquer Russia comment?
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>>39699431
>tfw Patton's car accident was an assassination because he sucked at PR

>>39699445
Not really, but he did make some questionable decisions.
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>>39699438
Literally the absolute worst shipgirl in every possible way.
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>>39699456
Actually, the commies were too busy doing hearts and minds shit while the ROC army was fighting.

He did hoard lend lease shit though, that much is true
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>>39699477
BETTER THAN NAKA AND YUUDACHI
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>>39699466
I was thinking more "It's a reconnaissance in force"
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>>39699039
>Japanese martial thinking has a noticeable trend towards short, devastating first strikes without any thought of what happened afterwards on both a macro and micro level

That is uncannily descriptive of shonen-style fighting outside of JoJo.
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>>39699430
Worse than that, we just blew a chance for shoring up the alliance. Maintaining goodwill and cooperation between the US and IJN shipgirls is looking to be one of the most important challenges we face in this quest.

We'll probably at least get a chance to explain and apologize to the Kongous later, but missing the opportunity to emphasize to Arizona that the IJN ships are allies to be trusted is probably going to come back to bite us eventually.
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>>39699477
Wow, don't be mean to Ooichi.
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>>39699456
>>39699480
What is wrong with hogging the land lease vehicles? Isn't it for his army to use?

Did the Americans actually support the Communists?
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>>39699396
>>39699422

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Task_Force_Baum

Only stain on his otherwise impeccable record.
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>>39699520
This is why 2nd JoJo remains best JoJo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1YcJkYBAxQ
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>>39699528
I think Kongo and Krishima would think highly of Arizona to defend her admiral from two fast battleships.
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>>39699520
Don't forget Kenshiro guys.
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>>39699520
Modern Shounen is pretty bad about that as well as boiling down to hitting harder/faster without much tactical value.

>>39699542
>>39699572
Welcome to Classic Shounen, good shit
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>>39699528
Please. Kongou will be all about Arizona's BURNING LOVE! for her admiral.
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>>39699538
Yeah, never heard of that before, but that's pretty damn bad.
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>>39698983
Yamamoto was dead by the time Iwo Jima was fought. The japanese commander of the islands' defenders, General Tadamichi Kuribayashi, is who he's talking about.

As for Kuribayashi, he was the one guy in the entire island hopping campaign who ended up producing more dead and wounded US Marines than he had men himself simply because he understood his situation and the mindset of the US forces better than most japanese generals. Instead of constant frontal counterattacks and a forward defense on the beaches, he fortified the whole damn island in depth to a ridiculous degree and created a gigantic fucking meatgrinder, with the only counterattacks limited to infiltration assaults during nighttime.
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>>39699535

Crix, only you'd stick your dick into Ooi. She's an insufferable lesbian bitch who hates the admiral and Willie.

...Hey, that explains a lot.

>>39699537
The Lend-Lease Vehicles were supposed to be shared with EVERYONE in the CBI Theater. Chiang basically took all of them so he could punch Commies in the face rather than fight the Japanese, WHICH WAS THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF LEND-LEASE IN THE FIRST PLACE.

>>39699480
...My history lessons say otherwise. Then again, I never really looked into too much detail into that. Then again, I'd trust that cunt Stillwell when he said that Chiang was a douchebag.
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>>39699558
>fast battleships.
Yes they certainly move fast.
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>>39699606
We should tell Kongo secretly so Arizona will have no clue why Kongo is supporting her so much.
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>>39699627
Chiang was always a douchebag. Even Taiwan admits to it.

>>39699625
Remind me again, what was the reason not to just battleship bombard the island and move on?
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>>39699558
>>39699606
I'm not worried about the Kongous. They're pretty friendly to begin with, it'd take more than this to sour their view on us.

I'm more concerned about Arizona. It's not just getting the IJN girls to trust us -- we need to make sure our own girls trust them as well. It has been mostly the IJN ships starting shit so far, but I think it's probably important to make sure our own are fully on board with this whole alliance thing as well.
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>>39699605
>Classic shonen
>Where people don't fuck up a fight for EIGHT EPISODES and tanks are eaten for breakfast
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>>39699658
Can we stick Arizona on the asshole CV?

No wait, can we stick Sammy on her? She is as good as fucked.
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>>39699662
It's seven point eight episodes of prep time and and 5 minutes of glorious decisive action so it fits.
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>>39699627
I forgot about that. If Ooi really doesn't like Wilie, my own respect for her drops significantly. now 3rd worst shipgirl, just above the Naka and Yuudachi, tied for totally a shit.
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>>39699653
>Remind me again, what was the reason not to just battleship bombard the island and move on?
Theoretically as a landing strip for B-29s damaged on the flights to and from Tokyo. Also to remove the fighter threat from planes on the island
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>>39699674
Was Ooi not sunk her Willie?
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>>39699673
Well Dragonball did mess that up so yeah
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>>39699605
Isn't Ippo guilty of that right now? And Shougeki no Soma?
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>>39699713
I'm not sure how can you apply traditional fighting cliches to cooking battles.
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>>39699528
It's a bit of a tendency considering what happened to Mogami and Choukai (who weren't too bad); though that could be handwaved as Sammy being Sammy.

>>39699672
You mean Kaga?

>>39699674
According to Crix's writefaggotry, she isn't bad at heart, just TERRRIBLY KTM focused. It's KTM that's prone to being a bitch due to being detacted.

>>39699704
So true... it basically laid down the blue print for Modern Shounen which took DBZ's excesses and pushed them futher.

>>39699713
To a degree, but Ippo acknowledges the flaws in that while not underchanging the skilled fighters (some of which gave Ippo a hard time)
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>>39699738
>You mean Kaga?

Yes.
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>>39699653
>Remind me again, what was the reason not to just battleship bombard the island and move on?

Iwo Jima lies on almost directly in-between Japan and the Marianas, where the USAAF was flying its B-29 missions from. The US invaded Iwo for 3 reasons:

1. To deny the use if Iwo's airbase to Japanese interceptors
2. To gain the use of Iwo's airbase for fighter escort missions
3. To gain the use of Iwo's airbase as an emergency divert field

The marines weren't expecting the island to be has heavily fortified as it was, its debatable if it was worth the price in lives paid.
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>>39699738
>So true... it basically laid down the blue print for Modern Shounen which took DBZ's excesses and pushed them futher

Yeah, looking at you, Jump Series Manga!!!!
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>>39699698
English please.
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>>39699758
>>39699680
Ahhh thanks good anons.
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>>39699738
>It's KTKM that's prone to being a bitch due to being a horrible awful person who hates everyone for no reason.

FTFY

You're right about Ooi though, seems like she pretty much just follows KTKM's bad influence.
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>this thread
Do not bully the Kongou.
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>>39698730

US systems had servo-mechanisms that automatically transmitted data, including train and elevation orders to the guns- the turrets pointed themselves. US ships with this system could fire in "continuous-automatic" mode, where the guns would fire automatically as quickly as they could be loaded.

The Japanese system had the same computers, broadly, but inputs were manual and data was transmitted by yelling into voice tubes or sound powered phones. Train and elevation orders were output to dial indicators in the turrets and then matched by manually traversing the turret.
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>>39699658
The thing in this situation is that Arizona came to a perfectly valid conclusion. Our door had been kicked in and two individuals, presumably hostile, were absconding with us. The IJN girls have, for the most part, not shown themselves to be particularly trustworthy.

Arizona and Hornet both have been very professional. While Willie Dee hasn't, she obviously doesn't want no trabble. Sammy's the one I'm worried about.
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>>39699627
>She's an insufferable lesbian bitch who hates the admiral

what the fuck

she's not like that in game, and she certainly isn't like that in this quest either

>>39699674
>liking fuckup-chan
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>>39699790
金剛 はたわごと
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>>39699796
So a series of tubes won us the war?
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>>39699796
Any particular reason the Japanese didn't implement a similar system to the American on, beyond lack of capability?
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>>39699824
>fuckup-chan

Hey, no matter how much she fucks up, she is still our girl and therefore she is amazing and will kick ass.

Got it?
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>>39699827
>So a series of tubes won us the war?
MANY series of tubes won the war.
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>>39699826
.- .-. .- / .- .-. .-
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>>39699827
You'd be surprised how often a smaller, seemingly less important invention can make a bigger difference than a massive warmachine filled to the brim with weapons.
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>>39699796
Why did it take so long to invent automatic loading of shells?
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>>39699824
Have we been reading the same quest?
You'd defend Ooi over Willy D?
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I just imagine fap angel's kansluts like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxjPX6OgXNE
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>>39699827
The electro-mechanical fire control system did incorporate a large number of vacuum tubes, so yes.

Testing and replacing vacuum tubes was my father's least favorite job when he served on-board the USS New Jersey in the 80s. The electro-mechanical computers were so good that they left them in place, replacing them with digital systems would provide no appreciable increase in accuracy for the cost of development.
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>>39699824
who let you on the computer, Ooi. Don't you have a one-sided lesbian crush to stalk?
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>>39699866
Especially for larger ammo, designing and implementing a system of auto-loading that would be faster/more reliable than a loading crew was a particularly difficult problem
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Shipgirls drift-racing when
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GK6WbcyYOY
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>>39699900
Plus, in the middle of the ocean spare parts are harder to find than spare bodies
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>>39699863
Engineers truly do win wars.
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>>39699859
Imagine that, managed to reply in morse code to the anon that regularly reads all of Arizona's morse posts instead of putting them into a morse translator.
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>>39699942
Seriously want to see this happen in KCQ, to be honest.
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>>39699816
I'm just saying, "relations are tense, this alliance is fragile" seems to be a major recurring theme in this quest, so when a vote has an option for us to reinforce the message that the IJN ships are our friends, I consider that a pretty high priority. Even if Arizona hasn't shown much signs of being terribly problematic in that area yet, it strikes me as a poor choice.

Granted, planefag quests aren't generally all that srsbsns all the time, but even if some choices are basically just "what flavor of fun do you want here?", I'm inclined to think there's some more significance than that to a vote when one of the options points toward something that's been clearly established as a major theme and challenge of the quest.
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>>39699887
Darn. That really is impressive.

>>39699900
>>39699934
Good point.
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>>39699658
>It has been mostly the IJN ships starting shit so far,
Let's count:
>KTKM and Ooi bullied Willy D.
>Kaga insulted Hornet.
>Kaga attacked us

>Harder attacked Fubuki.
>Harder provoked Naka.
>Sammy punched Mogami.
>Sammy headbutted Choukai and chased her through the streets

What else am I missing?

>>39699816
True, but we could have fucking told her that she'd come to the wrong conclusion.
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>>39699963
I want to see battleship drifting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5maBLlFo7s
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>>39699942
How do they do this without the planes falling off the carrier?
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>>39699866
The first naval autoloader I know of went to sea in the Des Moines class heavy cruisers in 1948. Their 8" guns could sustain fire rates as high as 12 a minute per barrel.

Overall? I'd say that the fire rate of manually loaded guns using semi-fixed ammunition was plenty adequate- the ubiquitous 6" mount on US wartime cruisers could approach 10 RPM/B with a good gun crew.

BuOrd had been working on autoloading guns throughout the war, but they didn't really mature into serviceable mounts until after the IJN had kicked the bucket.
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>>39699977
Harder hit Ikazuchi with a torpedo.
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>>39699315
Kinda hard to do that when less than a day into the Chinese entering and starting their offensive, the situation is already deterioating into a flat-out rout of the allied forces. The Chinese had less soldiers in the theatre than the combined allied forces - they couldn't actually logistically support more troops in-theatre than the US, UN and South Korea.

What they did have was an army of veteran light infantry with insane march discipline and a serious knack for infiltration, nighttime assaults, camouflage and deception. Which resulted in them constantly outmaneuvering the roadbound allied troops and infiltrating into the allied lines in strenght, gaining local numerical superiority and often claiming key terrain features without a fight. Add in constant deception measures aimed at completely fucking with any attempt to get a real fix on their numbers or disposition and you end up with the myth of chinese hordes of millions of soldiers appearing out of nowhere to fuck everyones shit.

It only stopped because as they went south, the supply lines becoming longer forced the Chinese to employ more and more of their frontline troops to instead carry supplies to the front, allowing the allied troops a breather during which they got the opportunity to switch into a flat-out WWI meatgrinder strategy that favoured their firepower. Hence the whole campaign slowed down to a crawl and eventually petered out into stalemate.
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>>39699989
Probably tided them down to the deck.
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>>39699987
For all that film's misgivings, I admit I felt satisfaction in seeing the old lady beating alium butt like that.
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>thread has 445 posts
>in that time we have woken up, taken a shower, been fed by Kongou and flirted with by Kirishima, and abducted by Arizona
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“... thanks,” you finish. “I can't blame you; it was a reasonable conclusion. Normal people don't, uh, kick in doors because you overslept for an hour.”

Arizona nods seriously, and peeks over the bushes again, still on guard.

“They weren't actually kidnapping me,” you tell her. She whips around to stare at you with those piercing blue eyes, doubt writ plain across her features. “No, seriously. It was just Kongou being... Kongou.”

Arizona crosses her arms and squints at you – then hoists her arms in the air and bows her head; doing a passable impression of someone being dragged away by men on either side gripping her arms. “Oh, no, no, they were just slipping their arms through mine to escort me-”

A look, at this-

“Seriously! No coercing, just... Kongou. No force involved whatsoever, it was completely friendly.”

A LOOK at this – she seems to think this is even more twisted. She flips her hand in the air, indicating the base. “Uh, I have to meet Goto-”

Before you can speak another word, she drags you out of the bushes by your arm, then slips her slender arm under your elbow, pinning it tight to her side. Then she steps off, not quite dragging you – in fact, supporting your weak leg rather well – but not quite letting you get away or object, either. She maintains her escort right up to the main administrative building that houses Goto's office.

“Thank you, Arizona. I'll be fine from here,” you tell her.

She doesn't release you – just stares straight ahead at the glass doors to the atrium.

“Uh, I'm sorry I didn't come to see you in the hospital again. Things... kind of got out of hand-”

She nods, and then makes a swiping motion with her balled fist, followed by a little wiggle-waggle of her flattened hand as she mimes a landing motion. “Yeah, that, that's why I-”
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>>39699989
The answer is: they don't.
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>>39700038
Aero gay is just slow.
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>>39700038
I know, right? We're getting slow.
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>>39699987
Which movie is it from and why have I not heard of it? It looks so badass.
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>>39700060
It's from Battleship. Which is surprisingly decent as a movie.
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She shakes her head again, pointing at her eyes with two fingers, then sweeping her hand around to indicate the surroundings. Then she balls her fist up and waves it under your nose. “O-oh, I- I don't think they'd-”

Arizona snorts to indicate just what she thinks of your “think” and clasps your elbow even tighter to her side. Her waist is surprisingly soft, for someone who just knocked two girls silly by swinging and end-table like a wiffle bat. She keeps you pinned, maintaining close escort all through the administration building till you reach Goto's office. You nod politely at the secretary and try not to react to the strange glances you get as you go through the building, including a few knowing smirks from a few clowns in civilian contractor attire carrying a toolbox and a stepladder away from Goto's office. Arizona tries to follow you in, but you gently pry her off and ask her to keep watch just outside. She frowns at this, but complies quietly.

You knock on the door, and Goto replies with a casual “Come in, come in.” You step inside to find him with his feet on the corner of his desk, pointing a little remote at the new ceiling fan. With a button press, it spins up to a faster speed. “Heh- oh. Settle.” He sits up straight, hides the remote and folds his fingers in front of him – but not before adjusting his desk lamp so the reflection makes the lenses of his reading glasses opaque. “Come in. And close the door behind you.”
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>>39699995
Thanks knowledgable anon.

I knew we had naval historians in this thread somewhere.

So crews were so good they could load almost as fast as an automatic loader. Darn.

Can we out load humans today?
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>>39700060
Battleship. They made a movie out of the BOARD GAME, seriously, thanks to HASBRO support.
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>>39700045
Someone's jealous. All of my d'awww.
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>>39700060
Literally called Battleship and it was pretty bad.
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>>39700071

>yfw the alien explosives are shaped like the pegs from the game
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>>39700045
>>39700072
Yeah so...I get most of it but does anyone speak fluent Arizona?
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>>39700072
> not before adjusting his desk lamp so the reflection makes the lenses of his reading glasses opaque
>opaque glasses
Gendou pls
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>>39700072
>carrying a toolbox and a stepladder away from Goto's office
Oh Kongou.
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>>39700094
Yeah, that was silly.

Like I said, surprisingly decent. I expected complete shit and it was at least rather well done and entertaining.
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>>39700105
I think she's saying 9/11 was an inside job.
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You haven't heard *that* since you were a goddamned cadet. Closing the door as instructed, you stand before your personal firing squad and prepare for the meltdown.

It doesn't come. Goto just stares you down, waiting for you to speak.

>Explain that you finally put a foot wrong; misjudged the hate and rage still lurking beneath the surface of these ship-girls psyches. They sent you here to tread on thin ice, and you simply fucked up. You were never the right man for this job.
>Explain that you overheard them insulting Hornet, and you just lost your temper. Your discipline. You were partisan – the greatest sin a commander in your position can commit, and you know it.
>Say nothing. For as long as it takes. Wait him out.
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>>39700001
Excellent explanation. Glad to see the human wave myth being dispelled.

>>39699999
>99999
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>>39700132
>Say nothing. For as long as it takes. Wait him out.
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>>39700132
>>Say nothing. For as long as it takes. Wait him out.
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>>39700071
>>39700079
>>39700092
Thanks anon.

Also note the Asian navigator calculating.
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>>39700076
Well the 6" was a much lighter shell. Today the Mk. 45 5" gun can break 20 RPM.

However all autoloading guns still require human crews to fill their ready magazines.
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>>39700132
>Say nothing. For as long as it takes. Wait him out.
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>>39700132
>>Explain that you overheard them insulting Hornet, and you just lost your temper. Your discipline. You were partisan – the greatest sin a commander in your position can commit, and you know it.

We

Fucked

Up
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>>39700132
>Say nothing. For as long as it takes. Wait him out.
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>>39700045
>>39700072
Aww, Arizona's adorable...which is fucking weird to say because >battleship
Goddamnit Kancolle
>>39700105
She's worried that the carriers are gonna jump us and wants to escort us to make sure nothing happens
>>39700132
>Explain that you overheard them insulting Hornet, and you just lost your temper. Your discipline. You were partisan – the greatest sin a commander in your position can commit, and you know it.
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>>39700132
>Explain that you overheard them insulting Hornet, and you just lost your temper. Your discipline. You were partisan – the greatest sin a commander in your position can commit, and you know it.
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>>39700132
>>Say nothing. For as long as it takes. Wait him out.

MY SIDES

(Needs more Henry T Elrod, tho)
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>>39700132
>Say nothing. For as long as it takes. Wait him out.
Staring contest is a go.
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>>39700127

7/12 WAS AN INSIDE JOB

ARIAL BOMBS CAN'T PENETRATE STEEL DECKS DEBORAH
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>>39700132
>Explain that you overheard them insulting Hornet, and you just lost your temper. Your discipline. You were partisan – the greatest sin a commander in your position can commit, and you know it.

No point in sugar-coating it.
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>>39700132
>>Say nothing. For as long as it takes. Wait him out.
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>>39700045
Arizona a good girl and a cute.
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>>39699999
The CIRNO is strong in this one...

>>39700132
>Say nothing. For as long as it takes. Wait him out.

>>39700150
That guy was the XO of his JSDF destroyer, man. Said destroyer was sunk earlier.
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>>39700132
>>Say nothing. For as long as it takes. Wait him out.

This is a battle of wills. We can't show weakness.
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>>39700132
>Say nothing. For as long as it takes. Wait him out.
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>>39700132
>>Explain that you overheard them insulting Hornet, and you just lost your temper. Your discipline. You were partisan – the greatest sin a commander in your position can commit, and you know it.
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>>39700132
>Say nothing. For as long as it takes. Wait him out.
The classic military tactic of admitting nothing.
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>>39700045
So cute.

>>39700072
Would have been better if he was playing with a light-up Tree of Sephiroth.

>>39700132
>Say nothing. For as long as it takes. Wait him out.
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>>39700132
>Explain that you overheard them insulting Hornet, and you just lost your temper. Your discipline. You were partisan – the greatest sin a commander in your position can commit, and you know it.
No games, no posturing, just admitting we fucked up really bad.
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>>39700132
>>Say nothing. For as long as it takes. Wait him out.
If we drag this out long enough, Kongou and Kirishima will break the door down while apologizing for losing us.
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>>39700132
>>Explain that you overheard them insulting Hornet, and you just lost your temper. Your discipline. You were partisan – the greatest sin a commander in your position can commit, and you know it.
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>Say nothing. For as long as it takes. Wait him out.
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>>39700136
>Excellent explanation. Glad to see the human wave myth being dispelled.

It wasn't entirely a myth - the communists always used human wave attacks when they wanted to. But it IS a myth that that was all they could do - they were very, very good at infiltration and shock-charge/short rush tactics. Later in the war, when the frontline had become static trench warfare along the 38th parallel, they did resort to mass-wave attacks - often the later waves would have nothing but pocketfuls of American ammunition, and were expected to find weapons off the dead.

This is from an account of a sniper who fought in Korea. Book's on my shelf somewhere, I can't be arsed to find it. Name is "One Shot, One Kill."
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>>39700220
>Get in the fucking E-3, Kongou
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>>39700132
>Say nothing. For as long as it takes. Wait him out.
Instead of further putting are foot in our mouth just let him chew us out and ultimately agree with what he says. Not like you can do much more beyond that.
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>>39700132
>>Explain that you overheard them insulting Hornet, and you just lost your temper. Your discipline. You were partisan – the greatest sin a commander in your position can commit, and you know it.
Time to pony up.
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>>39700132
>>Explain that you overheard them insulting Hornet, and you just lost your temper. Your discipline. You were partisan – the greatest sin a commander in your position can commit, and you know it.
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>>39700132
>Explain that you overheard them insulting Hornet, and you just lost your temper. Your discipline. You were partisan – the greatest sin a commander in your position can commit, and you know it.
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>>39700000

lessee who it was
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>>39700132
>Explain that you overheard them insulting Hornet, and you just lost your temper. Your discipline. You were partisan – the greatest sin a commander in your position can commit, and you know it.
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>>39700132
>Other - Draw your sidearm and fire it into the air!
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>People suggesting we blurt out everything about the Hornet incident
Do you guys think its a good idea to blurt out "I'M SORRY I WAS SPEEDING OFFICER" if you get pulled over too?
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>Explain that you overheard them insulting Hornet, and you just lost your temper. Your discipline. You were partisan – the greatest sin a commander in your position can commit, and you know it.

Be a man and take your medicine.
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>>39700132
I forget, did we get any official notification of what this meeting was about, or are we just assuming it's about the altercation with Kaga?

If the former, I vote:
>Explain that you overheard them insulting Hornet, and you just lost your temper. Your discipline. You were partisan – the greatest sin a commander in your position can commit, and you know it.

But if we're just jumping to conclusions, then:
>Say nothing. For as long as it takes. Wait him out.
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>>39700132
>Say nothing. For as long as it takes. Wait him out.
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>>39699931
>>39699942
>>39699963
It would be like rollerblading or waterskiing with banking on huge waves, doing jump flips off ramps and doing rail grinding tricks.

>Shimakaze doing a triple mid-air mctwist after the ramp
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>>39700132
>Say nothing. For as long as it takes. Wait him out.
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>>39700132
>Say nothing. For as long as it takes. Wait him out.
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>>39700045
>>39700072
Adorable
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>>39700132
>>Say nothing. For as long as it takes. Wait him out.

Let's not assume anything, but if he says the right thing then we'd admit it, not sooner.
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>>39700299
>implying sidearm

They never trust commissioned officers with firearms~
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Anons, please. You should know that in a war, it's almost always better to let your enemy come to you.
You don't just throw all of your cards at the enemy and hope for the best.
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>>39700132
>Say nothing. For as long as it takes. Wait him out.
He's doing the glasses thing.
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>>39700328
And suddenly I realize how Shizune reminds me of Kirishima.
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>>39700342
Goto isn't our enemy, you fucktard.
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>>39700132
>>Say nothing. For as long as it takes. Wait him out.
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>>39700317
Xtreme Arizona?
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It might be about Sammy decking Mogami and Choukai
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>>39699871
Willy d a useless shit

>>39699977
Harder trash talkin' Hyuuga
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>>39700317
>Shimakaze's Pro Skater Underground
Also, halfpipe Shipsluts in the next X-games!
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>>39700377
>Harder trash talkin' Hyuuga
Wait, when was this?
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Here is a list of US Warships lost during WW2... I'm hoping we see some USN cruisers in the future of this quest...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_Navy_losses_in_World_War_II
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>>39700359
I'm not being literal, anon-san.
Well, maybe a bit literal.
The officer's greatest enemy is the officer above him.
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>>39700397
Goto also doesn't outrank us.
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>>39700385
During one of the writefag sessions. Settle didn't see it, though.
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>>39700387
I'm hoping scrapped ships count.
Because then we could see Big E and Alaska.
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>>39700428
Scrapped ships are up for grabs too, as Iowa-chan demonstrates. Museum ships are unknown.
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>>39700387

you can fucking count on that.

COUNTING VOTES

I wish I was fancy like decu and had slaves to count votes for me, damn, dat nigga's too pimp
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>>39700431
Gnarly dude, gnarly. But can she do handstands?
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>>39700457

Lazy fucker. Count your own votes, people got shit to fucking do.
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>>39700434
Museum ships are scary, because they have power from millions of people passing through and being remembered as signs of greatness.
On other words, neither side knows that will happen and would rather them stay asleep.
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>>39700455
Wow so passive-aggressive, just yell at people in the IRC until they count for you.
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>>39700431
Hoppo's cute
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>>39700434
The question is, is the difference between being scrapped and being sunk as a target big enough to cause the former to come back as shipsluts and not Abyssals.
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>>39700406
While I'm not certain about this, I think Goto is technically a higher rank than us, but even if he isn't, hes the senior officer when it comes to serving at this base, which makes him top dog regardless.
Still anon, this isn't about Goto being our enemy, it's about making him come to us instead of just throwing out excuses willy nilly.
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>>39700425
Right. So the list goes:

>Akagi and Kaga shit-talking the Americans.
>KTKM and Ooi hazing Willy D.
>Kaga insulting Hornet.
>Kaga attacking Settle.
>Kongou barging into our room.

>Harder attacking Fubuki.
>Harder provoking Naka.
>Sammy punching Mogami.
>Sammy headbutting Choukai and chasing her through the streets.
>Harder insulting Hyuuga.
>Arizona whacking Kongou and Kirishima in the face.
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>>39700434
Wait, LA has both USS Hornet and USS Iowa?

Darn, why did I cut my future trip to LA short by 1 day.
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>>39700457

not you. my bad. Meant this queer here >>39700455. the one that likes some second rate nightfighter bullshit and not the best US nightfighter of the war, the F7F.
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>>39700428
Scrapped ships can come back, but they might be more likely to come back as Abyssals for some reason.

My personal guess is that, unless you 'call' them, like the Japs have been, the only ships that come back as shipgirls are those with strong emotions or regrets -- hence on the US side we have Arizona, Hornet, and Willie Dee.

Also if my calculations are correct we're due for a new ship either today or tomorrow.
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>>39700455
You know full well if that you had a vote-counting slave you'd still write as slow as you do anyways.
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>>39700358
I can only think of them as SW89 characters for some reason.
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>>39700455
WHERE WAS THE USS INDIANAPOLIS WHEN THE ABYSALS ATTACKED
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>>39700506
>You know full well if that you had a vote-counting slave you'd still write as slow as you do anyways.

No, I'd write slower. LIKE DECU HAW
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>>39700517

Then my work is done. Hahahahaha!

Not really. it gets better/worse. But that can wait!
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>>39700502
>My personal guess is that, unless you 'call' them, like the Japs have been, the only ships that come back as shipgirls are those with strong emotions or regrets -- hence on the US side we have Arizona, Hornet, and Willie Dee.

Although this might simply be because of whatever's 'calling' the ships back on the Abyssal side.
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>>39700495
The Essex class Hornet, yeah. Head an hour south to San Diego and you can see the Midway as well, plus there's usually a Nimitz in port that you can peep from across the bay.
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>>39700495
You mean in RL? LA has 4 ships worth seeing:

The Iowa
The Lane Victory (liberty ship)
The Queen Mary
Whatever that Russian sub that's parked next to the Queen Mary's name is.
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>>39700541
>it gets better/worse. But that can wait!
Also, you've picked up a bad case of the ominous Decu-laugh
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>>39700541

wait just a fucking -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNgxyL5zEAk
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>>39700521
Better question. When are Utah and Oklahoma going to show up?
And Hood I suppose.
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>>39700541
>This makes me furious.webm
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>>39700541
There'll be time for advertising your quest later, QD!
For now, we need to focus on damage control, and the fine art of averting the destruction of our career!
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>>39700547
>>39700553
Now I really do want to reschedule my flight just to see them.

Is any of the ships open in the evening? I have an exam to write until 5.
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>>39700553
Live in LA, sill have yet to check out the USS Iowa and the russian sub. REALLY have to check out the sub.
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>>39700495
USS Iowa's in San Diego

USS Hornet's in Alameda, with the USS Pampanito [Gato class sub] and SS Jeremiah O'Brien [liberty shit] at pier 45 an San Francisco
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>>39700541

Don't you have to ravage Halley's ass, Goast?
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>>39700599
>>39700553
>>39700547
One day I will schedule a west coast tour just to see the old naval ships.

Vancouver only has the boat that found the north west passage.
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>>39700547
The Hornet is in SF, which is a good 3-5 hour drive from LA. San Diego is 1-2 hours away, it's not a short trip.

>>39700599
The USS Midway is in San Diego. Trust me on this, I live a few miles away from the Iowa.
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>>39700517
Not sure what this means.
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>>39700494
The issue is that it seems each side is being dicks to each other, though...

???? I thought Akagi was the nicer one of the two and it was mainly Kaga. I remember her not going along with her sister's words.

And I wouldn't hold Kongou's barging in against her... that's how she is and meant no malice.
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>>39700546
The nuke tests woke up Rl'yeh early, ofc.
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>>39700588

Yeah, I know. I'm sorry guys, couldn't resist.

>>39700566

it's not ominous. The cat is ominous. Hahahaha!
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>>39700588
Considering this thread is dying and how slow planefag writes, I think we're good anon.

>>39700541
The funny part is that I originally thought she was trying to imitate ice but then I realized Ice does not have big tits.
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>>39700600
The Grand Canyon was already dug, anon, another river going through it will barely be felt.
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>>39700633

Do not Loods the Lebe and Max.

Loods the Bissy and Puddi instead.
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>>39700494
Actually Sammy ran after Chikuma.
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>>39700597
Russian sub is the most underrated museum ship.
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>>39700632
I'll Defer to you then, I'm a NorCal Native So the SF Bay ships are the ones I know best
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>>39700648
Might be Slider or Maverick then.
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>>39700599
>hating on liberty ships
Are you some kind of America hating scum?
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>>39700654
No, it was Choukai.
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>>39700385
http://pastebin.com/95jKCuxN
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>>39700479
>>39697652
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>>39700678
Only ever went to QM on boy scouts and school trips, they'd never let us into the russian sub because it wasn't as important or some shit.
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>>39700692
whups... that was a Typo I swear to god. I've been on the O'Brien, it's was pretty awesome.
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>>39700455
If I might suggest ships of interest, Helena and Princeton are both the only ships of their type on that list.

Helena in particular was a fighting ship, and the rate of fire of her guns was so surprising that the Japanese reportedly referred to her as a "Special Machine-gun cruiser" in dispatches.

She'd be a good sempai for our DD and DDE, Sammy B would maybe respect a ship that survived the "Barroom brawl with the lights shot out" that was First Guadalcanal.
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>>39700652
I gotta lewd 'em all.
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>>39700700
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>>39700680
Don't take my word for it. Take the Iowa's word for it.

>>39700730
I had to beg my mom to take me there a few times. My troop only ever visited the Lane Victory.
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>>39700700
Choukai was the ship that came out after Mogami. Sammy was about to wreck her some more until she was distracted by Chikuma, whom she chased through the streets and we saw no more.

...We should probably check if anyone's seen her since then.
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You give Goto the fish-eye. You recognize this techique – there's even some clever Asian samurai phrase or haiku or something for it – and you're frankly insulted that he'd use it against you. You called him up, you admitted that you fucked up, and you reported here to admit to it. Yes, you slept in, for the first time in... you actually can't remember the last time you slept in; you've been The Annapolis Boy for so long you can't remember a time you weren't. Your father was a strict man, in that way. And you had a hell of a goddamn night – your chest still aches with every breath where Kaga hit you. So you stand there silently, staring right back at the opaque reflections of Goto's glasses... waiting. To pass the time, you start carefully counting seconds.

Approximately five minutes later, by your rough count, Goto sighs. He reaches out and adjusts the desk lamp, taking off those ridiculous small reading glasses at the same time. “Okay, so they sent me someone competent. C'mere, sit down.”

You raise an eyebrow.

“Sit down, god dammit,” he says, waving you over. You pull up one of the hot-seats and plop into it. “Okay. What do you think I'm about to say?”

>“Good luck with your court-martial?”
>“Nice job fucking it up, clumsy Yankee scum?”
>“You tried very hard but it's very deep and Japanese, you wouldn't understand?”
>Other?
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>>39700791
>“Good luck with your court-martial?”
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>>39700791
>Other.

"Good luck with your court-martial, clumsy Yankee scum. You've fucked it all up."
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>>39700791
I am finally learning how to do things the navy way.

Thank you planefag.
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>>39700791
>“Nice job fucking it up, clumsy Yankee scum?”
Hey, he messed with us open speech, time to step up the snark, yo.


>>39700751
>This ship sunk Fubuki
This will be interesting to see in KCQ.
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>>39700791
>>“Good luck with your court-martial?”
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>>39700791
>“Good luck with your court-martial?”
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>>39700791
>“You tried very hard but it's very deep and Japanese, you wouldn't understand?”
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>>39700791
>>Other?
>"Where are Kongou and Kirishima?"
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>>39700791
>“Nice job fucking it up, clumsy Yankee scum?”
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>>39700791
>>“Nice job fucking it up, clumsy Yankee scum?”
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>>39700760
>Doesn't feel like much

Revised list:

>Kaga shit-talked the Americans in general
>KTKM and Ooi hazed Willy D.
>Jintsuu shit-talked Hate.
>Kaga insulted Hornet.
>Kaga attacked us.
>Kongou barged into our room.

>Harder attacked Fubuki.
>Harder provoked Naka.
>Sammy punched Mogami.
>Sammy headbutted Choukai.
>Sammy chased Chikuma through the streets.
>Harder insulted Hyuuga.

So it's about 50/50.
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>>39700791
>Honestly, I thought I had a read on you and I very clearly don't, so I have no idea. Talk to me, Goto.
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>>39700791
>>“Nice job fucking it up, clumsy Yankee scum?”
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>>39700842
Japan forced us into WWII.
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>>39700771
She makes a good point.

Three of them in fact
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>>39700791
>"Good luck with your court-martial clumsy Yankee scum, I'd give you some words of encouragement, but it's too deep and Japanese for you to understand?"
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>>39700455
Still hoping for some sub action. They're the real heros
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>>39700791
>>39700859
>d) All of the above
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>>39700791
>SHAMEFUR DISPRAY COMMIT SUDOKU
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>>39700855
That was seventy years ago, get the fuck over it.
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>>39700791
>“Nice job fucking it up, clumsy Yankee scum?”
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>>39700861
Is it bad that I only know that song through BSG?
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>>39700881
>Get the fuck over it

Give me a good reason to.
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>>39700892
Yes
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>>39700791
>>“You tried very hard but it's very deep and Japanese, you wouldn't understand?”
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>>39700791

>>All of the above.

Also "yeah, I hate Kaga too. Thanks."
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>>“You tried very hard but it's very deep and Japanese, you wouldn't understand?”
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>“You tried very hard but it's very deep and Japanese, you wouldn't understand?”
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>>39700848
>"Honestly, I thought I had a read on you and I very clearly don't, so I have no idea. Talk to me, Goto."
Actually, I like this one better. Changing mah vote.

>>39700892
Only to people with terrible opinions.
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>>39700917
Ummm, you're trying to argue with someone about nasty shit your grandfathers did?
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>>39700917
...because the US thoroughly kicked Japan's ass?
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>>39700935
what was your first vote?
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>>39700917

Ridire pls go and stay go.
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>>39700791
>>39700848
this is good
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>>39700791
>Honestly, I thought I had a read on you and I very clearly don't, so I have no idea. Talk to me, Goto.
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>>39700917
We wrecked their shit so hard that they are terrified of the thought of having an actual military instead of their 'self-defense force'
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>>39700930
>that gif
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>>39700954
I deleted it.
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>>39700791
>>Honestly, I thought I had a read on you and I very clearly don't, so I have no idea. Talk to me, Goto.
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>>39700848
this
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>“Nice job fucking it up, clumsy Yankee scum?”
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>>39700848
>"Honestly, I thought I had a read on you and I very clearly don't, so I have no idea. Talk to me, Goto."
Is the only answer that's not more pointless us-vrs-themism.
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>>39700956
Who?

>>39700949
The Allies utterly kicked Germany's ass, too, and we've forgiven them because they're not cunts about it today.

>>39700940
>Japan still insists they didn't do anything wrong, they're the stronkest, and America is filthy gajin bullies

>>39700984
>implying they haven't been talking about changing their constitution
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>>39701038
>>Japan still insists they didn't do anything wrong, they're the stronkest, and America is filthy gajin bullies

fuck off already, go shitpost on /pol/ or /int/

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/32522234
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>>39700848
I like this
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>>39701038
>The Allies utterly kicked Germany's ass, too, and we've forgiven them because they're not cunts about it today.
Except Germany never directly attacked us. At the time, the US had no real reason to declare war on Germany besides assisting the Allies.
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>>39701076
Except you know Germany declared war on us.
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>>39701099
AFTER Japan bombed Pearl, because they knew that the US was rip-fucking-pissed at Japan.
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>>39701076
And Germany knew better than to attack the US directly.

Sadly for their EuroRaid, the dumbfuck asian player in the party decided to aggro a giant that had 60+ levels on them and it all went downhill from there
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>>39701113
Yeah, we were pissed at Japan.

Not at Germany.

Hitler brought it on himself.
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>>39701129
Why did I laugh at that.
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>>39701038

>implying they haven't been talking about changing their constitution

That minor change in their constitution was so that they could better support their allies during conflicts. Yes, it sets a terrible precedent for Abe's saber-rattling, which he actually fucking did the last time he became Prime Minister, but guess who's their neighbour?

And if you haven't noticed, SouthEast Asia's upping their defense/military spending as well. Guess who they're trying to defend themselves against?

Hint: It's China.
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>>39701129
>Sadly for their EuroRaid, the dumbfuck asian player in the party decided to aggro a giant that had 60+ levels on them and it all went downhill from there
That's one way to put it.
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>>39701129
I don't know exactly why, but I rather like that explanation anon.
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>>39701129
>Right guys, Escargantuan is down, I've gotten some good hits on the Bonginator
>My south is being overrun, need some help
>right, I'll divert some-
>REMOVE HOTDOG FROM PREMISES
>Tojo, what the F-
>AHAHAHAHA! I got all of Liberty Prime's battleships!
>Oh god he aggro'd Liberty
>Shit, Well we mgiht be able to pull this off if e can loot that chest over by The Bear....

3 hours of raid later

>NIPPON BANZAI!
>This is not going as planed
>Fuck this, I'm warping back to town
>NO NO YOU SPAGHETTI-GOBBLING FUCK GET BACK HERE!
>Noooo! All my Kawaii carrier-chan were kille ;-;
>fuck this, I'm out too
>Wait, Hitler-sempai! What does "Nuclear Launch" mean?
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>>39701309
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>>39701309
>How do I not aggro.gif
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>>39701038

Whoever this is - this isn't funposting. This isn't a Hallycane. This is trying to shit up my thread with /pol/ tier bullshit. I ain't naming any names, btu whoever you are, fucking stop it.
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>>39700848
>>Honestly, I thought I had a read on you and I very clearly don't, so I have no idea. Talk to me,
Goto.


I also support this option.

I kind of want us to capture an Abyssal for questioning, but that is neither here not there.
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>>39701309
>>Wait, Hitler-sempai! What does "Nuclear Launch" mean?
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>>39701309
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>>39701402
Nagato leave hoppo alone
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>>39701038
>the allies utterly kicked germany's ass
>we've forgiven them
>japan stronk
>nip constitution

8/10 bait. All you're missing is something about the Italians.
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>>39701038
Did Tojo personally fuck your sister?
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>>39700791
>“Good luck with your court-martial?”
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>>39700791
>>>Honestly, I thought I had a read on you and I very clearly don't, so I have no idea. Talk to me, Goto.
I like this idea.
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>>NO NO YOU SPAGHETTI-GOBBLING FUCK GET BACK HERE!
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“... Nice job fucking it up, clumsy Yankee scum?” you say with annoyance. “I know I fucked up, okay? What I don't know is why you're being all coy.”

Goto opens his mouth -

“NO,” you snap, shoving your finger in his face. “You sent Kongou to come 'wake me up.' You lost all right to get cute about this when you did that. So spit it the fuck out, Goto, because I'm done playing games. I've had a HELL of a first few days here, and it's already over and you're not making it any fucking better so GET ON WITH IT!”

- and closes it again. “Okay,” he says. “Here. I was just going to give you this.” He hands you a manilla folder, with a pen clipped to the top. You take it gingerly, your stomach sinking despite your bravado.

You know what's in this. The pen is mightier than the sword, but you'll be damned if it isn't more painful to fall on, as well. A resignation, an admission of your fuckup, something – but at least you cut past the bullshit and got straight to the point.

You take the pen in hand. The click of the ballpoint deploying sounds like the trigger plate of a mine being depressed. With a terrible, wrenching feeling in your gut, you flip open the manilla envelope to reveal the single sheet of creamy white paper within – and read.
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>>39701582

Before your eyes is a grid.. and in some of the squares, there are single-digit numbers.

You open your mouth.

You close your mouth.

You look up at Goto.

Goto's face splits into a shit-eating grin, and then he starts – yes, he's fucking GIGGLING.

“Goto,” you say, throwing the envelope at him, “I'm starting to think that you're not taking this very seriously.”

“Oh, I am, I am,” he says, recovering. “Just not the way you are.”

“Explain,” you say in the flat tone of the unamused.

“Hold on.” He slides open one of his desk drawers and soon produces a bottle of thirty-year old scotch and two shotglasses, which he soon fills. “I sent Kongou and Kirishima because I figured you'd be good and hungover.”

You glare at him. “And why would you figure that, *Admiral?*”

“Because on my third morning on the job, I was,” he says simply, pushing the shotglass towards you. “All things told... I'm impressed.”

“Impressed,” you echo hollowly. “Just what the hell is-”

He holds up his palm to stop you. “Before we go any further, I've got to tell you that Shoukaku and Hornet hunted me down yesterday and tried to take all the blame on themselves for that scuffle. Hornet was especially... empathetic.”

You clench your jaw. “She's not exactly alone in the strength of her views. Want to see the bruise Kaga left on my chest?”

Goto grins at you. “That's exactly what she said. Said that you charged in there to chew Kaga's ass off because she was picking on you. Because you're a good Admiral who defends his ships, can't help it – like you were just now.”
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>>39701546
>Using a reaction that already appeared in the thread
>not using the Gif version
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>>39701604
>sudoku
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>>39701604
>Sudoku
Goddamit Goto, you cheeky bastard.
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>>39701520
>Battle of Singapore.
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You frown, but keep silent – he's got you there.

“And Kaga-” he snickers. “Oh. Kaga. She walked in here and gave a very serious speech about how she had let her emotions overwhelm her reason and how she was dangerous and unfit to serve in a balanced co-operative force and that she was still loyal to the JSDF despite her lapses in judgement and how she wouldn't resist *arrest.* Arrest!” He shakes his head. “You should have seen her FACE when I handed her that goddamn suduku puzzle. She looked exactly like you just now, but – wow.”

“And this is you taking it seriously?” you say angrily, standing up. “I'm probably going to open my e-mail to find a nastygram from the Chief of Naval Operations – that's the man who writes God's paychecks, if you didn't fucking know – and you're having a fucking GIGGLE?”

“Yeah, I fucking am,” Goto says, his face suddenly as severe as graven stone. “Sit down, Settle, and either listen to me, or check your damn e-mail right now, if you won't. I promise you'll be surprised.”

>Sit down. Drink. Listen.
>Check your e-mail – this motherfucker must've went off the deep end at some point.
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>>39701638
>>Sit down. Drink. Listen.
>>
>>39701638
>Sit down. Drink. Listen.
We need this shit
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>>39701638
>Check your e-mail – this motherfucker must've went off the deep end at some point.
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>>39701638
>>Check your e-mail – this motherfucker must've went off the deep end at some point.
we never do this.
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>>39701038
All this edge, and you aren't even amusing.

Step up your game, anon.
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>>39701638
>Stay awhile and listen
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>>39701638
>Sit down. Drink. Listen. Open email on phone.

>Goddamit Goto why are u avin a giggle m8 u wanna go or something i'll bash ur fookin head in swear on me forefathers
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>>39701638
>Sit down. Drink. Listen.
We can always commit sudoku later.
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>>39701638
>>Sit down. Drink. Listen.

Yeah I think we're due for it, nice to see Kaga getting hers in a way.
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>>39701638

>Sit down. Drink. Listen.
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>>39701638
>Sit down. Drink. Listen.
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>>39701638
>Sit down. Drink. Listen.
STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN
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>>39701638
>Sit down. Drink. Listen.
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>>39701686
>FLEETINBEING.png
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>>39701604
Hornet is adorable.

That is all.
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>>39701638
>Sit down. Drink. Listen.
Drink till the problems go away.
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>>39701670
Fuckin Deckerd Cain, aren't you supposed to be dead??!
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>>39701638
>>Sit down. Drink. Listen.
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>>39701638
>Sit down. Drink. Finish the puzzle.
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>>39701638
>>Sit down. Drink. Listen.
>>39701706
You can't kill Kane! (I know, different characters and spellings. First I thought though.)
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>>39701690
>STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN

no. no no. it's

YOU HAVE QUITE A TREASURE THERE IN THAT HORADRIC SHUT THE FUCK UP I KNOW I JUST TOOK IT OUT OF MY INVENTORY TO EMPTY IT REALLY QUICK SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU OLD BASTARD FUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>39701638
>>Sit down. Drink. Listen.
As much as I hate to say it, Goto seems pretty loose about all this, but he hasn't done us wrong or given bad advice yet.

In other news, we survived another day, and KONGOU DEATH!
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>>39701638
>sudoku
Well played, you motherfucker.

>Sit down. Drink. Listen.

He's working with us. And it sounds like he basically did every single thing we did, he's just been at it longer. He's at least earned a listen.
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>>39701638
>Check your e-mail – this motherfucker must've went off the deep end at some point.
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>>39701727
>Not wanting to go to the secret cow level
Wut r u, a carver shaman
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>>39701638
>>Sit down. Drink. Listen.
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>>39701604
>Sudoku
You magnificent bastard.
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>>39701638
>Sit down. Drink. Listen.
Sometimes it's better to just give up.
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>>39701638
>Sit down. Drink. Listen.
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>>39701638

SIDDOWN, TAKE YOUR DRINK AND LISTEN.

AND THEN FUCKING BREAK INTO LAUGHTER.
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>>39701638
>Sit down. Drink. Listen.
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>>39701638
>Check your e-mail – this motherfucker must've went off the deep end at some point.
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>>39701638
>>Sit down. Drink. Listen
>>
Where is the SITDOWN image from SmuFlam when I need it.
>>
votes called etc.
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>>39701813
Well that was bloody quick
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>>39701638
...Lets hear him out.

>Sit down. Drink. Listen.
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>>39701129
>>39701309
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>>39701604
>“Hold on.” He slides open one of his desk drawers and soon produces a bottle of thirty-year old scotch and two shotglasses, which he soon fills. “I sent Kongou and Kirishima because I figured you'd be good and hungover.”

>You glare at him. “And why would you figure that, *Admiral?*”

>“Because on my third morning on the job, I was,” he says simply, pushing the shotglass towards you. “All things told... I'm impressed.”

How did he manage to do that? Between the wounded, debriefing, daring ships to kill us, a homicidal destroyer escort and breaking a Marine's sanity, we barely found time to eat yesterday, never mind drink.
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>>39701638
>>Sit down. Drink. Listen.
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>>39701705
This right here is an out fucking standing plan of out fucking standing skill and tactical prowess. I fucking endorse it.
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>>39701866
To be fair, he didn't have the conflict between the americans and the IJN to deal with at the time.
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>>39701866
Clearly, he made exceptions for his drinking. Or he spiked the tea Kongou gave him.
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>>39701638
>>Sit down. Drink. Listen.
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>>39701883
You need some Jeremiah Weed, crit-skills specialist.
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Is Goto the Yokosuka kanmusu's first admiral? If he isn't, what happened to the one before him?
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>>39701841
I am sure /tg/ created a games chat log about WW II before. I just can't find it.
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>>39701916
That is not a question I think we need to hear the answer to just yet.
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>>39701841
my first screencap!
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>>39701915

I get piss tested like, bi weekly. You think they let you do the shit I do without some checks and admin bullshit? haha, fucking no.
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>>39701916
They've only been 'coming back' for sixteen months, so odds are pretty good he's the first one.
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>>39701950
Sasuga paper-pushers
>tfw image limit
OH GOD DAMMIT
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>>39701948
Did I do something wrong?
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>>39701977

NOO THREAD TIEM EH WOT WOT
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>>39701915
Nah, that's only fighter pilots.
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>>39701977
We're on page 9 anyway.
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>>39701995
I know man, I was messing with him, see.

>>39701992
>>39702002
Allo allo, what's all this then chaps?
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>>39701992
I'm still waiting for Kongou and Kirishima to break into the office, not notice Settle, and start babbling apologies about some strange ship girl kidnapping an Admiral in broad daylight.
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>>39701950
Wait, what the heck do you do that required bi-weekly piss test?
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>>39702040
Handle a gaggle of potentially lethal dogs-slash-boats?
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>>39702036
Followed by Arizona behind them hoping to protect both admirals.
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>>39702040

He handles the derps of war. OF COURSE HE NEEDS A BI-WEEKLY PISS TEST.
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>>39702036
>>39702059
>Implying Arizona wouldn't just stop them.
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>>39702063
To see if the derp is infectious?
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>>39702091
>Pennsylvania-class catching up to a Kongou-class
Good joke, so fahnny, yes?
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>>39702092

No, because he has to handle the derps sober.
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>>39702040

What's my MOS? Where am I?

Yeah. That's fucking why.
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>>39702122
She got a pair of running shoes.
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>>39702122
She managed to run away from two of them
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>>39702134
E-4 mafia fo life.
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>>39702134
You should work with Oochi since you're both crit-specialists.
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>>39701841
Your screencap technique needs improvement. However, image limit keeps me from posting a better version.
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>>39702134
WHAT? ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY THAT COMMAND IS LEERY OF THE POTENTIAL CONSEQUENCES OF MARINES, ALCOHOL, AND TEENAGE SHIP-GIRLS IN CLOSE PROXIMITY? IS THAT WHAT YOU MEAN?
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>>39702165
Stop reminding me, asshole.

>>39702168
Who? one of the japs? Haha, fuck that. They're all either Bitches, psychotic, or fucking hyperactive as fuck, or all goddamn three.
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>>39702196
are.... are you saying the shipsluts might get marines pregnant?
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>>39702196
What command does not understand is that marine does not need alcohol to sex ship girls.
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>>39702122
She's stopping them at the door, preventing them from crossing a gate. not trying to catch them on an open field. he has the advantage, and Kongou has nowhere near the Stand-to power.
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>>39702217
You assume that they're worried about the sex and not the problems Marines would cause to try and get sex.
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>>39702122
>Kongou-class going through a Pennsylvania-class
Fixed.
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>>39702210
How did things with Tatsuya go?
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>>39701941
I'd post it, but we're at image limit.
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>>39702219

In fact, getting him drunk enough to pass out early might help the situation!
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>>39702252
Dude. DUDE. Really?
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>>39702196
Wouldn't the shipgirls kind of break the Marines? It's so easy for something to go wrong in the throes of passion when thousands of tons of steel are riding your dick.
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>>39702264
Next thread then. I will look forward to it.
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>>39702252
Your typo is aMEIJIN, anon.
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>>39702268
We should feed him rum at all possible moments then.
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>>39702288
>implying that wouldn't get the marines even harder

They're navy after all
>>
Nearly one hundred unique IPs.
Over Seven hundred and forty posts in a single thread. Almost 2.5 times over the bump limit.

That's pretty fucking impressive.
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>>39702318
Welcome to planefag
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>>39702293
Gunplax is not allowed here boy.
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>>39702318
Nigga, were you here when Princess Guard Quest hit 2000+ posts in a single thread?
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>>39702318
>It'sPlanefagWeAintGottaExplainShit and all that jazz
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>>39702316
Marine
Asses
Ride
In
Navy
Equipment
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>>39702342
Which one was that again?
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>>39702340
>This is no type 93 torpedo, boy! No type 93 torpedo!
>>
NEXT THREAD: >>39702372
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>>39702366
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Princess%20Guard%20Quest
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>>39702342
Actually no, I wasn't. I tried reading that quest in the archives but between the excessive lenght and the general disposition of the threads participants my interest in it quickly disappeared.

I assume that was when the Route was locked and the Waifu Wars were brought to an end?
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>>39702404
Slightly before that, during the duel with Monique, when the guy pulled out a Sealed King. Basically a super-rare, super-powerful magical sword.
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>>39696840
Foul faerie magicks. For starters, the full interiors of their original bodies are contained inside their human form, including all the mechanical bits and bobs. And crew.

>>39696969
What is it about dragongirls, man?
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>>39698183
No, that was Aoba. Kirishima went down in the same battle as Akatsuki when they got jumped in the middle of the night by an American fleet - Akatsuki and Kirishima both turned on their floodlights to illuminate and distract the US Navy, doing as much damage as possible while the rest of their task force escaped.
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I'm gonna be the last person to post in this thread and you can't stop me.
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>>39704385
Yes I can
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>>39704459
well fuck
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>>39704507
L-LEWD



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