>>39673342
>Sortie to E-6

>>39673342
>other?

"Look, can you fix my fucking shipgirl?"

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>>39673342
>Scold the man soundly. Ikazuchi's the first non-problem escort ship you've met in this hellhole!

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>Scold the man soundly. Ikazuchi's the first non-problem escort ship you've met in this hellhole!
Minimal shenanigans on base, thank you. At least in view of the commanding officers...

Best night of the week!

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>>39673342
THE BEST TIME HAS FINALLY COME!

>other?
"How's that 14-inch?"

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Every thread.

>>39673342
>Scold the man soundly. Ikazuchi's the first non-problem escort ship you've met in this hellhole

>>39673342
>“With an ambush like that, you must be a Staff Sergeant.”

>>39673464
Man, I only know half those acronyms.

>>39673342
>“With an ambush like that, you must be a Staff Sergeant.”

>>39673342
>“With an ambush like that, you must be a Staff Sergeant.”
>Scold the man soundly. Ikazuchi's the first non-problem escort ship you've met in this hellhole!

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>>39673464
>>39673465

ayep

>>39673342
>>Scold the man soundly. Ikazuchi's the first non-problem escort ship you've met in this hellhole

>>39673342
>“With an ambush like that, you must be a Staff Sergeant.”

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>>39673342
>>Scold the man soundly. Ikazuchi's the first non-problem escort ship you've met in this hellhole!

Seriously she didn't have it coming (same with Choukai and Sammygeddon)

Time to get the big question out of the way: Souryuu when?

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>>39673342
So Planefag, what are your thoughts on the latest ships?

>“With an ambush like that, you must be a Staff Sergeant.”

>>39673342
>>“With an ambush like that, you must be a Staff Sergeant.”
Shit, it's back, god bless planefag

>>39673564
Inb4 "They're shit" (As are all things Italian and WW2 era)

>>39673342
>Scold the man soundly. Ikazuchi's the first non-problem escort ship you've met in this hellhole!

>>39673465
Where was this photo taken? I swear I can recognize those buildings

>>39673342
>Scold the man soundly

>>39673609
I would assume Boston

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>>39673465
Every thread

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Kongo burning love vs sammy
or taffy 3 version 2 yamato beat down.

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>>39673557
Ms not appearing in this quest.

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Well shit, brother and a friend are going bowling. And here I thought I'd have a bigger impact.

Hope the thread is long, don't yall fuck up now, and keep dear Arizona and little Willie safe!

>>39673518
NJP = Nonjudicial punishment. it's fucking bullshit for officers to do when they don't think you've fucked up enough to rate a court but you've fucked up bad enough to get fucked.

DUI = I'm not fucking telling you if you don't fucking know.

UA = effectively AWOL. except we don't call it AWOL anymore. We call it UA. Unauthorized fucking absence or some shit.

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>>39673564
>Not using her infinitely better pixiv art.

>>39673638
I could've sworn it was Baltimore.

>>39673342
>Scold the man soundly. Ikazuchi's the first non-problem escort ship you've met in this hellhole!

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>>39673720
>don't yall fuck up now
That

No. Of course not. We will most definitely not fuck up.

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>>39673719
Until PF says exactly that (or any sort of real answer), I'll keep asking every thread. I mean if Kaga (a bitch in this quest) is in it, why not a nice one.

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>>39673342
>>Say nothing about it. This way, sooner or later, welding-mask guy will try it on Sammy.
>Sammy.
>SAMMY.
>SAM
>MY


Well, I'm sure the Admiral can get a replacement for him after the little spitfire force-feeds him the angle grinder. While its on.


I'd pay to see that.

>>39673738
What's the Corrgi count up to now? Those little buggers won't stop breeding I last heard.

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>>39673564
>>39673744
>Not using her infinitely better pixiv art.

Just leaving a little something awesome tonight while we wait for Fap Angel to post.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaxuTGgO0ik

>>39673867
Boooooooo

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>>39673738
So Hate, when do you think you'll start outfitting the Corgis with some of these bad boys?

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>>39673867

>>39673342
>“With an ambush like that, you must be a Staff Sergeant.”

>>39673342
>Scold the man soundly. Ikazuchi's the first non-problem escort ship you've met in this hellhole!

>>39673840
i dunno. ever since the skip gave her a 'flotilla' of the little shits, I been quietly seeing how many i can give to her before someone notices.

>>39673951
>"With a staff like that, you must be an Ambush Sergeant."

Oh yeah, before I forget, congrats on escaping higher education

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>>39673832
interesting characters only

>>39673557

literally who?

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>>39674257
not sure if bait...

Hey guys I think I have an idea on what with the BB-61 Iowa. In real life its is moor in LA and what happen in LA people?

>Say nothing about it. This way, sooner or later, welding-mask guy will try it on Sammy

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Gentlemen.

>>39673342
>Scold the man soundly. Ikazuchi's the first non-problem escort ship you've met in this hellhole!

No bully Ikazuchi.

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>>39674340
How do you feel about HW:RM dying, Bentus?

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Callin it for SCOLD! Writing!

>>39674374
>mfw

>>39674329
BB-61 was also refitted with missiles, which might match with Settle's trauma dreams.
I wonder what a Harpoon launcher looks like in shipslut form.

>>39674374
What do you mean by dying? You have me worried now

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>>39674417
>engine that didn't please the fans
>shit netcode
>slow dev response

just fuck my shit up

>>39674233
>implying Kaga is interesting

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>>39674445
>implying

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>>39674440
>>39674429
Forgot to add
>poor balance in MP
>could only play with people from your Steam DL region

>>39674329

well it only took a billion threads before someone woke up to that one eh

>>39674477

I fucking knew from the first time you fucking mentioned her, fag.

>>39674374
>>39674417
>>39674429
>>39674440
>>39674469

... Our song is infinitely sad.

They had a perfect thing and they fucked it up.

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>>39674511

SOMEONE SOUNDS DEFENSIVE

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>>39674329
An earthquake?

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>>39674535
It will keep flying in our hearts

>>39674477
>>39674511
>>39674511
Same as CPL. Hate This is just my first time being on action thread

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Oh yeah, some anon said that pic related is perfect reference for Old Ironsides.

Just look at that hat.

>>39674537
I don't believe the good corporal can sound like anything else.

>>39674549
That is true.

>>39674538
Also wildfires.
Like fuck there was one on the edge of LA just the other day, saw it from the freeway

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>>39674329
>>39674477
I live in LA. What is this about LA? And why do you continue to ignore mai shipfu planefag? Why?

>>39674572
>lane victory

hard to see miss plebtier when someone sexier is docked right next to her wwwww

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>>39673465

To:>>39674557

Just look at dat ass.

>>39674566
Yeah, but wildfires ain't gonna bust up an Iowa.

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>>39674233
>KM shipsluts start coming back
>Germans reflexively shit their pants and start tripping over themselves while crying
>Send them all to Japan, they still think WW2 was cool over there right?

>>39674572
LA was attacked by abyssals. Iowa was destroyed by them so they probably corrupted her shipgirl form.

>>39674572
Keeping in mind I'm speaking in ignorance, I'm guessing LA got its shit wrecked by the Abyssals.

Running to dinner real quick, update will be later than usual. Sorry, trying to get back into the swing of things, which is why I started this thread an hour earlier than normal, toot toot~

>>39674559
Really? He pretty frequently sounds offensive to me.

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>>39674623
>LA was attacked by abyssals. Iowa was destroyed by them so they probably corrupted her shipgirl form.

BB-4

is not

BB-61

god

dammit

>>39674666
What do you expect from fucking namefags and Anons?

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>>39674588
You can spot a real LA shipfag if they remember her. Back when men were real men, the Victory was our shipfu.

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>>39674666
>>39674623

>>39674591
What ass?

Still would though.

>>39674557
>>39674591
If you slap that ass, you'd probably break your hand and be sent to the hospital.

>>39674633
I may be missing the nuances. Such things look relatively similar when you are a gigantic Harbour Ship capable of running over fleets without noticing.

>>39674666
Calm your ire. Few take the time to care, but those that do cherish them all the more.

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>>39674623
Oh. Huh. Missed that bit of history. WELP. Good luck all.

>>39674695

I remember her.

only fucking reason to have a navy in the first fucking place is to deliver marines to kick in the door of the people that piss you off.

and supply the marines once they fucking get there.

>>39674623

BB-61, the USS Iowa, is intact and at her berth.

I have this on very fucking good authority.

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>>39674625
Oh god, please tell me the Scott is okay!

>>39674811
I bet you go on tours inside her all the time wwwwww

>>39674811
And not reactivated yet, right?

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>>39674862
NOPE

>>39674911
They are adorable, are they not?

Settle was fucking commanding a modernized Iowa.
Settle defended LA during the attack
Iowa was hit, fucked up Settles leg.
Settle got sent over here with the US ship sluts because people get back in working shape a lot faster than big ass ships do.
Th Iowa is going to get sailed over here once it's fixed and we're going to sail that bitch into battle side by side with our girls.

>>39674862
Iowa likes to be stuffed by Boy Scouts
Just like CV-10

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>>39674768
Lane Victory or the Queen Mary. Only 90s kids will understand.

>>39674963
Yes
very yes

>>39674965
All BB's like boy scouts inside them.

>>39674963
But will Iowa provide delicious sweet corn? Will she be forced to listen to other BBs discussing who makes the best BBQ?

>>39674963
That was my first thought, but I thought that LA was the first appearance of the abyssals? No way she would have been combat-ready

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>>39674963
Hot damn, where'd you get that? Haven't found anything that specific in the threads so far.

>>39674811
Ah ok then.
>>39674666
I meant what I said, not like there can't be two fucking abyssals in the same goddamn sea with the same fucking name. Jesus Christ.

>>39674963
This does bring up a point: does a ship have to sink/be scrapped before becoming a shipslut?

>>39675036
seems like speculation to me since none of us know what happened in LA. Other than it was attacked and Sette was there.

It's good speculation though.

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Pretend it is Iowa, or better yet Missouri

>>39675036
His ass

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>>39675080
>no one ever includes best carrier

>>39675063
Nobody knows yet! Nobody wants find out, either.
Planefag has actually said this much

>>39675080
dem legs, goddamn

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R8 my Roma.

>>39675109
Makes you wonder what the interior of Ironclad shipsluts are like.

>>39674963

The skipper had a flight 1 burke, not Iowa

>>39675109
Why the hell not? Just scrap and old destroyer and see what happens.

>>39675136

the faeries wear older uniforms

>>39675125
Mami/10, would feed to caterpillars.

>>39675136
Cramped, moist, hot.

>>39675063
We know that the physical ship doesn't disappear when a ship "comes back". Other than that...

>>39675162
So, Confederate fairies?

I could jump on that wild ride.

>>39675180
Just hope nothing goes wrong in ammunition storage.

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>>39674944
sure, as long as you don't think about where they're coming from

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>>39675000

>>39675189
[Spoiler]Unless of course the reason I was able to come back is that it was scrapped for parts[/spoiler]

>>39675107
Literally Who?

>>39675238
Why DOES Musashi likes shotas so much?

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>>39675220
CSS ships are utter whores. They'll fight for anyone.

>>39675303
CSS ships search for "large negro phalluses" when no one is looking

>>39675302
because
>brown onee-san

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>>39675302
That's just how it is.

>>39675303
Do you think Virginia and Monitor still hold a rivalry if they became shipsluts?

>>39675240
[Spoiler]Even in that case the ship still isn't gone because she came back. Given that they seem to be noological beings, I'm tempted to say that the physical status of the ship doesn't matter so much as that the ship be 'finished'. That is, because shipgirls are the 'idea' of a ship rather than the ship itself, they can't come back if the idea is still being made. [/spoilersdoworkon/tg/]

>>39675347
Of course they would. Dat sexual tension.

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>>39675347
Forgot pic.

>>39675347
Do you think Virginia would try to make the President pick cotton?

>>39675142
Shit.
The spoilered shit is still totally fucking happening.

>>39675376
They just need some bourbon before the clothing flies off

>>39675376
Sure is a rather big size difference between the two of them...
>>39675388

Some one made a kantai version of the
CSS Virginia, cant seem to find it.

>>39675347
Would she come back as the CSS Virgina or the USS Merrimack? Did the USS Merrimack get brainwashed into becoming the CSS Virginia, or was it voluntary?

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You look down at the prone, unconscious form of Ikazuchi, the only shipgirl you've met so far who has been unconditionally helpful. Not completely bonkers, or seething with barely-restrained war traumas, or just plain murderhobo insane. Just bouncy, eager, and... cute. Yes, cute. Kawaii as fuck, as they say in the vernacular. You've had a long, taxing day in which you Fucked Up, and as you stare down at the unconscious girl, it's hard to remember your professionalism.

You look up at the big guy with the welding mask and angle-grinder.

“What the FUCK is wrong with you!?” you snap at him.

He raises an eyebrow, eyeballing you up and down. “Who the fuck are you?”

You kneel by Ikazuchi and slip your hands under her shoulders, hoisting her into a sitting position as she begins to stir and murmur. “What the FUCK is wrong with you!?” you ask again as you wave your hand in front of the destroyer's face.

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>>39675451
He sighs and slings the angle grinder over one shoulder, glaring down at you and Ikazuchi with undisguised annoyance. “Listen, it's been a long day and one of these goddamn rugrats are always knocking at my door because someone tripped and fell going down the stairs. Like THAT one,” he snorts, pointing at Mogami, who's been exposed to sight when you knelt. She cringes away, still covering her abused nose.

“She deed!” she says nasally. “I saw her trip at the top!”

The gruff-looking, broad-shouldered guy squints from under the lip of his raised welding mask. “Onto a *fist?*”

Mogami glances away. “... it was very dark.”

Grinder-guy snorts derisively. “Whatever. Hand out discipline like it's 1941, shit on the UCMJ, what-the-fuck ever, but I'm done taking extra unpaid overtime for it.” He turns to head back in as he speaks, already closing the door behind him. “We're open at eight – till then, fuck right off.”

>What the actual fuck did you just say to me, *sailor?*
>Fuck this assmunch, to the hospital we go. I'll sort him out later.
>YOU'RE A PRETTY BIG GUY

>>39673342
>>“With an ambush like that, you must be a Staff Sergeant.”
>>Scold the man soundly. Ikazuchi's the first non-problem escort ship you've met in this hellhole!

Do that to the Torpedo Cruisers, not the destroyers.

Found it.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=41932080

>>39675471
>What the actual fuck did you just say to me, *sailor?*

>>39675471
>What the actual fuck did you just say to me, *sailor?*

Time to break out the nuclear arsenal

>>39675471
NOT VOTE:
>>What the actual fuck did you just say to me, *sailor?*
This is probably a terrible idea to say.
ACTUAL VOTE:
>Fuck this assmunch, to the hospital we go. I'll sort him out later.

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>>39675471
>What the actual fuck did you just say to me, *sailor?*

>>39675471
>>YOU'RE A PRETTY BIG GUY

I see a button

I must press it

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>start thread at 6
>first update at 7:30

God fucking dammit, I'm out of practice. How about two threads tonight, then?

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>>39675471

>>39675471
>Fuck this assmunch, to the hospital we go. I'll sort him out later.
If he's this badly overworked, you don't scream at him, you get him an assistant or three.

>>39675471
>Fuck this assmunch, to the hospital we go. I'll sort him out later.

>>39675471
>>What the actual fuck did you just say to me, *sailor?*

>>39675471
>>What the actual fuck did you just say to me, *sailor?*

>>39675529
Sure!

>>39675471
>>YOU'RE A PRETTY BIG GUY

>>39675522
>THE EEEEEEEEEEVIL EYE

it has been so long since I saw that

>>39675529
Yes please
>>39675471
>What the actual fuck did you just say to me, *sailor?*

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>>39675471
>Fuck this assmunch, to the hospital we go. I'll sort him out later.

More
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=43657445

>>39675471
>>What the actual fuck did you just say to me, *sailor?*

>>39675556
>>39675522
I've not seen this image in more than a decade or two.

Good times. Kinder times. More innocent times.

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>>39675471
>>What the actual fuck did you just say to me, *sailor?*
>implying we aren't his commanding officer
That thar is some dissent. He best get ready for one hell of a talk.

>>39675471
>>What the actual fuck did you just say to me, *sailor?*

I take it that Choukai was disqualified for finding Willie cute?

>>39675529
Sure if you think you're able to do them.

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>>39675532

>>39675107
Rider?

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>>39675471
>>YOU'RE A PRETTY BIG GUY
Was telling an admiral to fuck off part of your plan?

>>39675471
>>YOU'RE A PRETTY BIG GUY

What an asshate

>>39675591
So

What are we going to do to him?

>>39675471
>Fuck this assmunch, to the hospital we go. I'll sort him out later.

Eh, no sense making enemies. BTW, here's a welcome back gift for you, Planefag:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC9Nwn0BgVc

>>39675471
>YOU'RE A PRETTY BIG GUY

>>39675471
>Fuck this assmunch, to the hospital we go. I'll sort him out later.

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>>39675644
>no one recognizes based Jun'you
Philistines the lot of you

>>39675698
>Big tits
>purple hair

I dunno anon, looks like a rider to me.

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>>39675698
>light carriers who aren't RJ

>>39675710

riders of the purple sasuga knowledge

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>>39675717

You don't say that to Admirals.
>>What the actual fuck did you just say to me, *sailor?*
Just don't pull a Russian navy.

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>>39673342
>EYE-TALIANS STILL A SHIT EDITION

>>39675653
One hell of a talk. Unlikely we can beat him up, but there's plenty of undesirable posts he can be assigned to, and we need these shipsluts fixed up.

>>39675471
>Fuck this assmunch, to the hospital we go. I'll sort him out later.
wow, he seems unhappy. let's get that guy some paperwork! subordinates love paperwork.

>>39675771
He can check over the paperwork those other two had to do

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>>39675471
>What the actual fuck did you just say to me, *sailor?*

Someone needs to see our rank insignia so they know they done fucked up.

>>39675653
make him eat butt

>>39675471
>Fuck this assmunch, to the hospital we go. I'll sort him out later.
>>39675771
Truly we would be remiss in our duties if we did not provide our loving subordinates with all the paper work their little brains can handle.

>>39675698
>philstines

what I'd say about Souryuu haters. You can't go wrong with any dragon though.

>>39675762
He always talks shit about WW2 Italy.

>>39675471

>Fuck this assmunch, to the hospital we go. I'll sort him out later.

Also, all you who think this guy is a sailor... He was talking about getting paid over time. Dude is a civvie contractor.

>>39675471
>Fuck this assmunch, to the hospital we go. I'll sort him out later.

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>>39675717
Best of the best girl. お仕事お仕事!

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HOLY SHIT PLANEFAG ISN'T DEAD

>People voting for hospital
If a ship girl tells you to take her to (whatever this place was called in the last thread) instead of a hospital its probably for a good reason.

>>39675471
>What the actual fuck did you just say to me, *sailor?*

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>>39675912
pfft

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>>39675912
Two flight decks.

Pic related is superior CV

Is sammy going to fight, or are we going to sit here disappointed all night.

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>>39675962

>>39675766
>there's plenty of undesirable posts he can be assigned to, and we need these shipsluts fixed up.

Except if what Tatsuta and Tenryuu told us is correct, he is one of few people who is comfortable enough around the shipgirls to work on them, and maybe literally the only one.

And he just told us he is overworked, meaning all his time and then some is spend working on them.

So, what, exactly, can we do to this guy that would not be a net detriment to the Navy? If we have him reassigned to another post, shipgirls' maintenance either doesn't get done or gets done half-assedly by sailors struggling with existential dread.

If we have him do paperwork, less maintenance gets down and now he has some bullshit dividing his attention.

Probably the best outcome is that our raging quietly disappears into the upper echelons and we look like a fool, which I can live with, but I kinda think maybe we should avoid that if we can.

>>39676000
Medusa a best

>>39676009
Or we can just tell the guy to work on the girls we have with us and then "encourage" the other girls on the base not to go to him for frivolous things.

>>39675857
Bah! Who needs victory, skill or good judgement when one has style, good food, and a memorable death?

>>39675857
That's because WW2 Italy was really shit.

From the cucked GHQ full of incompetence to design doctrines that was literally years behind FUCKING BRITAIN, to the fact that they couldn't even coup properly, not to mention that they were so bad at war that their ally had to bail them out...

Shit. Even the Italian planes suffered from hypercucked production methodologies, ie, THE ITALIANS HANDCRAFTED EACH AND EVERY PLANE...

Shit. Even the Brits could kick their asses, and Britain's basically the massive fuckup of the Allies.

Or we could tell Hate he's got a new playground for his charges and push it through. Cue asshole here suddenly having to deal with thirty hyper-active boats.

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>>39675990
>this is supposed to be Yorktown in the anime
I laughed so much

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>>39676068
you mean france

>>39676084
Worst part is that black rock wo didn't even get an on screen death. built up as the antagonist then dropped like a hot sack once it came down to it.

One Italian man has a better chance of winning a battle than 20,000 italians

Italian midget subs were insane.
Italian ground forces surrendered to a few hundred British for no reason.
ie italians shit

>>39676084
Actually that's Mutsuki

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>>39676068
but planes were the only good part about italy

>>39675993
lol charlie

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“What in the actual fuck did you just say to me, sailor?” you snarl, your voice dangerously low. He tries to slam the door in your face, but you stick your foot into the crack. You wrench it open again, your bad mood flaring up once again.

“I SAID,” the man says, spinning around to tower half a head taller than you, glaring down his nose, “TO FUCK OFF!”

“You're a pretty big guy,” you say placidly, letting your fire build a bit.

“For you,” he replies reflexively. “All alone. In a dark corner of the base, with only one unreliable and easily-intimidated witness.” He glances over your shoulder at Mogami, and squeezes the trigger on his angle grinder for a moment, letting it whirr menacingly.

“Was telling an admiral to fuck off part of your plan?” you ask him menacingly. “Hey, if I pull that mask off, will you die?”

This shit getting boring, your failed state food come yet.

>>39676225
Lol

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Mr Planefag, Mr Planefag!

Will you ever run Strike Witches again?

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>>39676225

“The fuck?” he says, quirking an eyebrow. “Admi-”

“How about that fucking rank patch, you KNUCKLE-DRAGGING MORON!” you bellow, your wrath good and hot now. “Who the FUCK do you think you are?” He retreats a step automatically and you step right in to take it, keeping your nose about two inches away from his. “If you say one more fucking word I swear to god I'll find you a job where you've got to touch SHIT with your HANDS!”

His eyes widen, and he shoves his face forward an inch, bloodshot, exhausted eyes staring into yours. “Big step up from live bombs, you shit-kicking pig-sticking Annapolis douchenozzle.”

Mogami audibly gasps behind you, which nicely vocalizes your own reaction. You stare at the big man in shock as he carries on. “You know what I could make in the private sector? More than a fucking E-6 does, that's for goddamn sure. Please, fire me. See if I GIVE a fuck!”

You blink. “You EOD motherfuckers really *are* crazy, aren't you?”

“Says the shithead arguing with a guy holding an angle...” he blinks himself, seeming to see you for the first time; studying your face carefully in the harsh blue-white light of the arc-lamp above the door. “... Admiral. Admiral?”

“Yes,” you say, feeling a little better now that he's beginning to comprehend the brawn of the pooch he's screwed.

“Admiral SETTLE?”

“YES.”

His eyes widen with a flash of pure, true hatred, and this time YOU step back automatically as wrath contorts his features. “YOU. YOU. YOU MOTHERFUCKER. YOU'RE THE SON-OF-A-BITCH, THE STUPID CRAZY SON-OF-A-BITCH-” he unslings the angle-grinder and wields it menacingly. “NAVY GET OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUT!” The angle-grinder screams to life with a high-pitched REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>Look up. Say “no.”
>... oh. Oh, it's... that guy. Yeah, we're better off with the hospital.
>Blow the rape whistle.
>You wanna go m8 I'll hook u in da gabbah I swear on me mum

I do believe that he alternates between this and SWQ when he feels like it.

>>39676241

Yes.

>>39676226

what does this even

>>39676246
>>Look up. Say “no.”

dead ttk in 3...2...1...

>>39676246
>Blow the rape whistle.

>>39676139
Actually, italian tank crews were also batshit insane too.

No tanks? Fuck you, we'll strap a fucking mortar to a truck and blap enemy tanks! No fucking truck? WE'LL ATTACH THE MORTAR TO A CART AND TOW IT.

AND THEN WE CHARGE INTO BATTLE, BECAUSE OUR GENERALS ARE INCOMPETENT CUCKFACES WHO CAN'T LEAD.

>>39676246
>Look up. Say “no.”

>>39676241
He will run it right when your hope is breathing its last breaths. That way he can string you out again.

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Have you seen the light that is Ikazuchi?

>>39676225
>Hey, if I pull that mask off, will you die?
Haw

>>39676246
>Look up. Say “no.”

>>39676246
>>... oh. Oh, it's... that guy. Yeah, we're better off with the hospital.

Well, apparently we are terrifying to even our own side! Hurrah!

That said...


>Look up. Say “no.”
Then apply boot to balls as he's left himself wide open!

>>39676226
yes, and it was good

>>39676246
>Look up. Say “no.”

>>39676266
Asking Zach if his greek food came.

>>39676246
>>Look up. Say “no.”

SON I'VE SEEN GHOST SHIPS AND FAE, YOU AIN'T SHIT

>>39676312
Well don't forget we actually have killed folks on our own side to win a battle.
They were hella heroic deaths and they were pretty much completely doomed already but still

>>39676316
It did

>>39676246

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>>39676241
oh god I hope so...

>>39676246
>Look up. Say “no.”

>>39676246
Well hell, we're in this deep.
>Look up. Say “no.”
"There IS no way out, sailor."

http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-32531376

Just going to leave this here.

Fuck yeah, shipsluts! Nice thing to come home to see after I've been in the mood for KanColle stuff all day anyway!

>>39676246
>Look up. Say “Are you sure you want to do that?”
He may be fine with getting fired, but I feel like assaulting an admiral with a powertool will get you a wee bit worse than just "fired".

Though, maybe get a little distance because asserting our authority is one thing, but maybe not such a great idea if it gets us murderized by an enraged subordinate. Assertive, but wary.

You know, I'm halfway wondering if this guy is more scared of us because we 'might' have another live shell to dispose of and he thinks we're going to drop it into his lap?

LOL and then leave.

>>39676246
>Look up. Say “no.

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>>39676295
Nigga I've always seen the light of Ikazuchi.

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>>39676246
>You wanna go m8 I'll hook u in da gabbah I swear on me mum

>>39676561
>DesDiv6.

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>>39676453
>Italian ship girls arrive
>Boxes and boxes of weed
>Productivity tanks around the whole island as the ship girls become stoned.

>>39676561
Good taste.

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>>39676246
>You wanna go m8 I'll hook u in da gabbah I swear on me mum

>>39676624

he got it!

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>>39676561
>>39676295

SHE WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU. EVER.

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>>39676295
I somewhat prefer Inazuma myself, but all Akatsuki-class DDs are pretty great.

>>39676246

>>YEAH NAH. BOYGAMI, TO DA HOSPITALLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>39676246
>>Look up. Say “no.”

>Look up. Say “no.”

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>>39676665
Yes.

>>39676246
>>Look up. Say “no.”

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>>39676665

desdiv 6 a best and this one a bestest

also vote called writing etc.

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>>39676665

>>39676665
Hawawawa.

Still best starter.

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>>39676703
shit taste

>>39676643
I always do.

what's with all the namefags all of a sudden

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>>39676742

Says the ginormofag who doesn't even like alice

>>39676745
fluffbringer is dividing into smaller fluffbringers

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>>39676703
DesDiv 17 is much better. So much better.

>>39676696
SHE ALMOST GOT RAPED WHILE WEARING THAT.

>>39676745
It is a well known fact that namefags are cancer and cancer tends to spread

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>>39676728
absolutely not

>>39676771
I object. I've been here far longer than fluffbringer.

>>39676799
stockinged tsuns aren't my thing, Crix.

>>39676784
There is a new cure for cancer, suck nigger dick and get HIV to kill the cancer cells.

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>>39676771
>fluffbringer is dividing into smaller fluffbringers

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>>39676665

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>>39676819
Bad taste.

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>>39676819
I guess you can't cure shit taste

>>39676771
>that spoiler
Umbubu! Fetch my Fluff flamer!

>>39676780
Dis nigga knows what's up. Hamakaze a best, along with her sisters.

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>>39676665
Yes, yes they are.

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Does not inspire the same awe as battleships.
What do you think?

>>39676780

Who's the shorthaired one? I need her art.

for reasons.

>>39676665
Belated but yeah agreed there including the whole DesDiv6 being the (best) little sister division

>>39676780
If I wanted boobs I'd go look at either Takao's family, Kongou's or the dragons.

>>39676860
Is that a grown up Izazuma? Dunno how to feel.

>>39676921
which color? White's Hamakaze.

>>39676921

From Left to Right: Isokaze, Hamakaze, Urakaze, Tanikaze.

Long, black hair is Isokaze, short grey hair is Hamakaze, blue hair is Urakaze, short black hair is Tanikaze.

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>>39676921
there are two shorthaired ones.

Which one?

Then again Hamakaze a best.

>>39676955
>Is that a grown up Izazuma?

Yes. Even if it's just a dream.

>>39676916
The only thing about LCSs that inspires awe is the pricetag.

>>39676916
Carriers were always sexier than Battleships

>>39676955
>>39676960
>>39676974

Hamakaze then. Thanks gents!

>>39677066
Ehh, going to need some examples.

>>39677044 or the fact that they only have 40 crew members.

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>>39677098
Are you planning what I think you're planning?

>>39677152

...maybe?

>>39677152
why would you bully them merc?

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>>39677195

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>>39677152
>>39677195
I mean, What can go wrong?

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>>39677195

>>39677152
At least he wasn't planning on lewding the LilSis6 group.

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Jun'you a best first wife.

Versatile, convenient, doesn't use up much supply.

>>39677227

FORCE FIVE HALLYCANE

TODAY'S FORCAST: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>39677269
Lewd drunkard.

Tench-chan when?

>>39677234

I don't lewd anything. That's everyone else that does that.

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>>39677269
>would drink with you
>is smokin' hot
I think you forgot some shit, anon
>>39677258
>>39677152
Why would you bully them?

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>>39677317
Because to value something is to accept it can be taken away at any time.

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>>39677372
>that doujin

>>39677372

Sounds defeatist.

To value something is to be willing to go to lengths to protect it. The measure of value you place upon it is how far you're willing to go.

>>39677269
good thing there isn't as much competition for her compared to Kaga (for those with prototypical Nippon fetishes), Akagi, the Dragons, KC's Chihaya, etc.

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>>39677317

THERE'S MORE THAN ONE SHIPGIRL THAT FITS THE DESCRIPTION.

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>>39677372

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>>39677372
I don't even play weebcolle anymore apart from the odd expedition, but I physically cannot stand 6th des div tragic doujins that feature the usual all of them die except Bep. It's probably because Inazuma was my starter.

trigger warning that sheeit :^)

>>39677278
Hey there faggot.

You never did answer my questions before the thread on /k/ was baleeted or autosaged or whatever.

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>>39677412
Haha, you of all people should be the last one to lecture me on hope and optimism!

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>>39677428
Indeed, but Jun'yo stands out

>>39677372
>>39677449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_M3uw29U1U

>>39677372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NtbnZ3nUWo

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Shoukaku a beeeeest

>>39676665

That said DesDiv6 are pretty great as well.

>>39677460
It is through tragedy that we learn the value of what we cherish.

>>39677460

That's because the ships that shared their names actually suffered the same fate.

Ids historical.

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>>39676068
>using cuck seriously
go back to /v/ faggot.

>>39676106
>not knowing about the millions of French boys and men that died in World War, basically an entire generation
>still perpetuating the stereotype of cheese-eating surrender monkeys
http://chrishernandezauthor.com/2013/07/09/working-with-the-french-army/ link related, faggot. Educate yourself.