>>39669879
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>>39669879
>Rabbits live underground, right? And you lived underground. So you know where things that live underground live?

>>39669879
>You've got, y'know, snake senses. You can track them. Probably.

>>39669879
>You've got, y'know, snake senses. You can track them. Probably.
you got a better seance of smell then a moth I'd think.

>>39669879
>>You've got, y'know, snake senses. You can track them. Probably.

Snake senses will end up leading us only to warm rocks to nap on

>>39669879
>9:51 No.39669879▶>>39669898 >>39669915 >>39669923 >>39669967 >>39669994
>Rabbits live underground, right? And you lived underground. So you know where things that live underground live?

Underground is where dungeons are, ergo anything worth hunting will be in the ground!

>>39669879
>Rabbits live underground, right? And you lived underground. So you know where things that live underground live?

>>39670055
Holy shit what the fuck did I just do...

I just completely botched my comment.

>>39669879


>You've got, y'know, snake senses. You can track them. Probably.
>Rabbits live underground, right? And you lived underground. So you know where things that live underground live?

Use Superior Snake Senses to find rabbit homes.

Snake senses and Rabbit houses!
Ill take 2d100, please!

Rolled 65, 76 = 141 (2d100)

>>39670125

Rolled 97, 88 = 185 (2d100)

>>39670125
so which roll is for Nin?

Rolled 69, 83 = 152 (2d100)

>>39670125

>>39670140
pretty solid

97 and 88!

All that bragging was worth something, it seems!

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>>39670147
Don't think it matters, they both did great.

Good work anon, have a cookie.

>>39670160
Looks like the tiny snek has learned some things since leaving the tiny tiny dirt house, Yes?

It's time to put your nose to the grindstone, and-

No, you don't really understand that. You get that it's a metaphor and all, but what does sticking bits of yourself against something that will tear them off have to do with working hard?
It doesn't make any real sense.

Well, with the lack of grindstones available in the forest, you settle for what you know best-

Flicking your tongue out to taste the air, following the vaguest hints of animal scents as you undulate beneath bushes and over roots.

They'll be near a tree for sure- something the can burrow beneath, with cover from weather and stuff.
You follow the scent trail easily, slither faster and faster as it grows stronger.

Trees and grass and dirt blur around you as you burst from the woods- right into a small pack of rabbits, the whole lot of them freezing as they spot you.

There's a split second of silence-

And then Nin bursts from the foliage overhead, shouting "AHA!", and everything gets very messy very fast.

>Hit the closest rabbit!
>Go for a big one!
>More than one, Maybe?

>>39670584
>>Go for a big one!

>>39670584
>>Go for a big one!

>>39670584
>Scare them off! Follow them down their hole! Nin won't fit!

>>39670584
>Go for a big one!

>>39670584
>Hit the closest rabbit!

Uncoiling Leap! Use those snek muscles!

>>39670584
>Do a barrel roll!

>>39670584
>Go for a big one!

>>39670584
>Go for a big one!
>>More than one, Maybe?
could work

>>39670584
>>Go for a big one!
>>More than one, Maybe?

>>39670584
>Go for a big one!

Grab the biggest rabbit you can see!

Gimme 3d100, please!

Rolled 27, 37, 75 = 139 (3d100)

>>39670748

Rolled 43, 29, 65 = 137 (3d100)

>>39670748

Rolled 61, 7, 81 = 149 (3d100)

>>39670748
We hunters now!

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>39670748
All 1's

Rolled 45, 75, 94 = 214 (3d100)

>>39670748

Rolled 76, 12, 12 = 100 (3d100)

>>39670748

Rolled 8, 92, 83 = 183 (3d100)

>>39670770
Arg... not only late, but also failed to roll 3.

61 37 and 81!

Writing!

Bah. Nin will just cheat and use dust to win.

>>39670949
I'd love it if she'd dust my snake. Get some of that rabbit action.

>>39670960
A- are you trying to be lewd and not doing a very good job of it or is there a euphemism I'm missing here?

>>39671049
What are you talking about? I just want Nin to win the Rabbit wars.

>>39671049
Rabbits have a reputation for being obsessively lewd naturally due to the fact that they are a bottom of the food chain animal with a significant mortality rate. I think he was assuming lewd dust despite the fact that nin has paralytics also.

Huh, that just gave me an idea... nins dust and our sneakyness could go hand in hand easily, we could just flat out sneak into enemy encampments and poison everything ever.

>>39671088
That would kinda require Nin to fly over the encampement, and she is kind of visible. Being all white and gold.

>>39671110
Or bottle the dust and let the snake sneak in, like he was actually implying.

>>39671110
Thats the wonderful part, nin doesn't need to fly over the encampment, she has a conviniently small, quick moving snake friend to disperse it for her.

>>39671066
It occurs to me, if Nin wins this hunting contest, Lyra will never let us hear the end of it.

Ezzy will have lost a hunting competition against a herbivore. She'd be worse at hunting than a plant eater!

>>39671118
I was assuming he meant, actual lethal poisoning, I didn't really see any sense in using dust when Ezzy already got her own posion to deliver.

>>39671118
If we ever encounter something Lyra can't just steamroller, that would be a good idea.

>>39671177
Ezzy is venomous, but snake venom is a highly finite resource, and it is extremely energy intensive to produce. In other words, her lethal venom wouldn't be enough for more than a few people, hell, I'm thinking currently less than four people could be poisoned by ezzy alone. Nin, on the other hand, produces a very large amount of dust and as her poisons are a skin absorbed/inhaled powder they are easier to disperse than liquid venom, which usually requires direct exposure to the blood stream.

>>39671177
Tiny snek with tiny venom glands.

The Moth can apparently produce large quantities of highly potent dust. Enough to drop Lyra if she's immobilised for a few moments.

This would also give us non-lethal options. Like a bandit camp that captured a load of slaves. Lyra just charging in wouldn't be the best option, they could kill the captives. Dosing everything with sleep powder would work great in that situation.

>>39671265
We should up Lyras stealth skills. The thought of her launching web lines onto unsuspecting bandits and pulling it back rapidly, like a deranged spider fisherman, has me highly amused.

>>39671297
She is a giant glowing spider... good luck mate.

>>39671320
She only glows when using her powers, not 24/7.
She is self heated 24/7, if that is what your thinking.

>>39671346
She glows slightly at the tips of her legs, IIRC.
Shouldn't be too hard to cover up though.

>>39671297
>>39671320
Maybe if we went in another direction for stealth. Down, for example.

Could Lyra use her earth powers to tunnel quickly and quietly through the ground? In a way that isn't loud and obvious to those above?

Trapdoor Spider when?

>>39671320
>>39671390
Volcanos pretend to be mountains all the time.
Lyra can pretend to be a non-face-melty-spider for a while I'm sure.

You coil and spring, the whiplike movement hurling towards your target-
The biggest rabbit in the pack.

It's moving towards you at the same time, the force of it knocking the breath from your lungs, even as you try and force your tail to wrap around it, the spear in your hand momentarily forgotten.

Nin at least, isn't having the easiest time-
All her training having been directed to fighting things stronger and larger than her, towards defence, and no real predatory instincts to fall back on-

She's trying to stab rabbits, and not really hitting anything at all, fuming and flailing as they hit the bushes, vanishing into the woods.

You catch your second wind, your length winding about the creature's neck- A rabbit is no Lyra. It flails around, trying to dislodge you as your coils tighten, crushing it till you hear an audible snap, the furry thing dropping to the ground with a twitch.

One down!

Nin is looking dismayed already, her little blade making a 'fwip' noise as she flicks it irritably.

Hey, wait a minute-

>Did you follow me?
>Rabbits run when you surprise them. Try not yelling.
>Why didn't you use your dust?
>Other (?)

>>39671430
>>Rabbits run when you surprise them. Try not yelling.
>Why didn't you use your dust?

>>39671430
>Why didn't you use your dust?
Half way through saying this...come to the additional realization
>Did you follow me?

>>39671430
>>You followed me!
>>Rabbits run when you surprise them. Try not yelling.

>>39671430
>Rabbits run when you surprise them. Try not yelling.
>Why didn't you use your dust?

>>39671430
>>Did you follow me?
>>Rabbits run when you surprise them. Try not yelling.
>>Why didn't you use your dust?
all are valid points.

>>39671430
>You foll>>Rabbits run when you surprise them. Try not yelling.
owed me!

>>39671430
>Rabbits run when you surprise them. Try not yelling.
>Why didn't you use your dust?

>>39671430
>Rabbits run when you surprise them. Try not yelling.
Don't tell your prey you're coming. Silly herbivores.

>>39671430
>Rabbits run when you surprise them. Try not yelling.

A little of everything, then, and a lot of advice for hunting.

Writing!

Nin bounces on her heels while you watch her, your tail curling and uncurling around your catch.

"Hey- Hey!"
"Hmm? They're getting away, right?"
"Why didn't you use dust? You could've caught all of them, right?"
"Well, that wouldn't be fair, right? I'm gonna beat you properly-"

"When have you ever played- Hey! You were following me, weren't you!"
Nin laughs, hiding behind a hand.
"Alls fair in battle, snake!"
"No it isn't."

"What? No, it's a saying."
"It's a stupid sssaying. Don't cheat and pretend that you're better than sssomeone!"
"Kay."
"Kay?"

"I'm still going to follow you though."
"You just said-"
"I can't track anything! I'm a moth!"
"Oh. No yelling, then."

"Huh?"
"Animals run when you make noise. Away, usually. And the ones who run towards you, you don't want to attract."
"Alright. I'll be very, very quiet, then!"

You sigh.

>Pursuit! Chase those rabbits down!
>Hunt, part 2! Find a new, less spooked set of rabbits!
>Well, you've caught one, so I guess you've won?
>Other (?)

>>39672381
>>Hunt, part 2! Find a new, less spooked set of rabbits!

>>39672381
>Hunt, part 2! Find a new, less spooked set of rabbits!

>>39672381
>Hunt, part 2! Find a new, less spooked set of rabbits!

>>39672381
>Hunt, part 2! Find a new, less spooked set of rabbits!

>>39672381
>Hunt, part 2! Find a new, less spooked set of rabbits!

By now the first bunch is either on the otherside of the forest of stuck in a web.

>>39672381
>Hunt, part 2! Find a new, less spooked set of rabbits!

>>39672381
>Hunt, part 2! Find a new, less spooked set of rabbits!

>>39672381
>>Hunt, part 2! Find a new, less spooked set of rabbits!

>>39672381
nin... I don't believe you can keep that promise.

You and quiet are not on speaking terms.

Hunting again!

Roll a pair of dice, and I'll be back shortly!

>>39672381
>[x] Pursuit! Chase those rabbits down!

There will be no escape.

Rolled 27, 36 = 63 (2d100)

>>39672522

Rolled 91, 47 = 138 (2d100)

>>39672522

Rolled 49, 59 = 108 (2d100)

>>39672522

Rolled 24, 88 = 112 (2d100)

>>39672522

Rolled 68, 68 = 136 (2d100)

>>39672522

Come on! Jackalope!

Rolled 47, 99 = 146 (2d100)

>>39672522

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Rolled 44, 55 = 99 (2d100)

>>39672522
Rollan. Also, pic related.

>>39672557
Is 68 the number of a jackalope?

>>39672577

Average weight on an antelope in kg.

>>39672549
>>39672550
>>39672553
Going on the first three its
91,59.
Not bad.

91 and 59!

Writing!


>>39672570
I know that best of 3 is weighted in the players favour- Or is this showing something else?

>>39672522
Didn't use Hunt Part 2: Electric Boogaloo and then sneak an electric dire rabbit into the next batch.

For shame

>>39672646

Telling you, Jackalopes.

>>39672646
Don't make me right a pokemon crossover hue story about a certain electric rabbit, crossovers are shit normally as is.

>>39672676
B-but Jackalopes are intelligent in this setting!

>>39672698

Threaten all you want. It will never happen.

okay so I slept through most of this. Though it seems all I missed was hunting.

NOT WORST RESULT!

>>39672676
>rabbits
>with horns
Oh no ezzy, don't get gored

You set your tongue and nose to work- even if they're doing much the same thing in this instance.

Nin, thankfully, has a bag to carry your catches with- tucking away the rabbit and fluttering into the air as she starts following you again.

You wind up picking a random direction to start- you won't be able to find a scent here, not with the smell of all the animals you just chased off, so you move till it fades, replaced by the barely there scent-trails of all sorts of creatures.

And then you start again.

One trail ends with a burst of scent, and the sudden smell of a wolf- A wolf wolf, not a Sheszka wolf.
Another is simply too old to follow, slipping away and leaving you hissing needlessly in the woods.

The final one proves worthwhile:
Leading you straight to a burrow- empty now, but likely to be full very, very soon.

You settle in to wait, silent and deadly.

Or you try, but Nin is there with you.

"So, what's it like?"
"What'sss what like?"
"You can track scents, right? Kind of like Shesz? I think Lyra can too, and just sort of doesn't? I've seen her sniffing at things."
" I can follow trails and scents. It's like... You follow a scent, and if it's getting stronger, that means it's getting fresher, and that means you're getting close."

"Oh. I can feel stuff with my antennae."
"Stuff?"
"Wind. Things getting too close. Sometimes magic. Wizard magic. Like, Sara or their dad. What's with your tongue?"
"There isssn't anything wrong with my tongue!"

"Okay, but you stick it out all the time."
"That's how I sssmell!"
"But you've got a nose, right? It's right there."
"I use both! It'sss like- Lyra has six eyes, but she can see with only two, right!"

"Okay, got it."

There's a moment of quiet before bushes start rustling again, smells growing stronger-
Your breakfast is imminent.

"They're here!" You whisper.

>Ambush them!
>Moth dust, snake cleanup!
>Get between the rabbits and the burrow, Nin takes the other side!
>Other(?)

>>39673434

First comment on this thread in half an hour. I think you earned a cookie.

>>39673519

>Ambush them!

>>39673519
>Get between the rabbits and the burrow, Nin takes the other side!
Let's not use dust. I don't wanna get KOed by eating.

>>39673519

> Moth dust, snake cleanup!

>>39673519
>>Moth dust, snake cleanup!
We can count all of the one we get now as a team effort, but since we got one before we win the contest.

>>39673519
>"I use both! It'sss like- Lyra has six eyes, but she can see with only two, right!"
Really? Hm.

>Moth dust, snake cleanup!

>>39673519
>Moth dust, snake cleanup!

>Lyra has six eyes, but she can see with only two, right
I'm, pretty sure thats wrong, Lyra has referenced seeing with all six eyes several times. Actually she can't see properly if she can't see with all of them.

>>39673519
>Ambush them!

>>39673519
>Moth dust, snake cleanup!

>>39673641
>>39673619
Its more that she can still see with two, but better with 6. I phrased it kinda oddly.

Dust and snake teamup!

3d100, please!

>>39673641
hey, there's a BIG gap between "seeing" and "seeing properly".
Just like how she can smell just fine with her nose, but needs both to smell properly.

Rolled 87, 79, 78 = 244 (3d100)

>>39673828

Rolled 73, 55, 18 = 146 (3d100)

>>39673828

Rolled 5, 44, 34 = 83 (3d100)

>>39673828

>>39673850
Nice!

>>39673519
>>Moth dust, snake cleanup!

Writing!

Anyway, back to the topic at hand.
These Dangerous rabbits.
Let's not go into tunnels, as medivac from them is hard.

>>39674124
Ezzy will forever remember rabbit Vietnam...

>>39674435
They just pop out of the GROUND, man!

>>39674516
Naw man. We need to be like that guy that took lsd or w/e and went full murder hobo on the Vietcong in their own tunnels

"Dussst them!"

The little- comparatively little, specifically to another grown person with a human type body shape and size, not little compared to you-

Anyway, Nin doesn't need much in the way of encouragement, taking to the air despite the close growth, wings almost vibrating as she flutters them, soft clouds of dust drifting towards the animals-

And then run right through it, more than a few keeling over, legs giving way mid leap, leaving to drive facefirst into the ground.
You hiss to yourself with satisfaction.
Take that, rabbits!

And then you're off, Your shirt pulled up over your mouth and nose.

The rabbits can't really fight back.
Or they couldn't fight back in the first place, and now that they're paralyzed or whatever, they're even worse off, and basically just lying around and asking to be eaten.

You'd indulge them right now, but it turns out that there's a pair of problems.

The first is that they are coated in dust and you'd likely paralyze yourself in the attempt.

The second is that not all rabbits were hit by the dust- and one in particular, armed with a horn, is now attempting to skewer you.

You fend off the first attempt with your spear, slapping it away before it pierces you as the rabbit bounds by-

There is absolutely no way you are going to get killed by an animal that eats grass.

>Catch it! Loop your body around it as it tries to stab you
>Charge! You've got a spear, that's better than a horn!
>Drive it to the tree! Rabbit duel!
>Other(?)

>>39674901
>>Catch it! Loop your body around it as it tries to stab you

>>39674901
>>Charge! You've got a spear, that's better than a horn!
>>Drive it to the tree! Rabbit duel!

>>39674901
>Catch it! Loop your body around it as it tries to stab you

>>39674901

>Catch it! Loop your body around it as it tries to stab you

We get a hold of this guy and this fight is as good as over before it even begins.

>>39674901
>Catch it! Loop your body around it as it tries to stab you

You can't stab snakes! They just coil around your arm and bite your wrist!

>>39674901
>Catch it! Loop your body around it as it tries to stab you

>>39674901
>Catch it! Loop your body around it as it tries to stab you
Then stab it!

>>39674901
>>Catch it! Loop your body around it as it tries to stab you
it's what we do!

>>39674901
>>>Catch it! Loop your body around it as it tries to stab you
>

>>39674901
>>Catch it! Loop your body around it as it tries to stab you

Today, you will form the world's first snake based lasso.

Roll 2d100, please!

Rolled 53, 36 = 89 (2d100)

>>39675131

Rolled 52, 85 = 137 (2d100)

>>39675131
RODEO

Rolled 70, 86 = 156 (2d100)

>>39675131

>>39675149

I think we got this.

70 and 86!

Intense tiny snake vs. Rabbit Combat resumes!

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>>39674901
>and one in particular, armed with a horn, is now attempting to skewer you.
Yes! Er, to finding something worth killing for EXP.

>There is absolutely no way you are going to get killed by an animal that eats grass.
That's the spirit!

>>39675284
Horns are scary when mounted on quadrapeds.

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>>39675284

>>39675375

Narwhals are terrifying.

Even if technically it's not a horn but instead a really fucked up tooth.

You twist sideways as it drives by again, head lowered-

Nin is probably shouting something, but you're hissing too loud to hear her anymore.
Snakes don't get killed by rabbits. Rabbits get eaten by snakes! That's the rule!
You're going to stab this thing, and then you are going to swallow all of it and sit on Lyra and moan because your stomach is way too full and there'll be a rabbit shape in your gut for a week-

Your tail, left flat on the ground as you dodge again, snaps up as the little bastard passes by, wrapping around its midsection even as it continues it's charge, dragging you.

You yell, muffled by your mouth cover, and jam your little spear into its side, again and again, staining its fur red as it tries to shake you off, to get your in front of its horn once more.

Your tail tightens, raising you off the ground, over its back- and you strike at its neck, driving the spear as deep as you can, forcing its head down to the dirt and pinning it there as it kicks, weakening.

It expires quietly, legs slowing, and you're left atop the body, half covered in blood and apparently still yelling and hissing-

"Are you okay? It didn't hit you, did it?"

"Wha- what?"
"You're covered in blood- I'll get dust, gimme a sec-"
"I'm fine. I'm fine. I won. I did it! No rabbit beats me! This one is mine! I'm going to eat it!"
"Um- It's a little big-"

"I'm gonna eat all of it and then I'm gonna be sssick! Yesss!"
You laugh off the rush of adrenaline, the pounding of your heart, spear over head and triumphant, as Nin gives you a little round of applause in the morning light.

>>39675491
YES! NOW ALL WE MUST DO IS SACRIFICE ITS SKULL TO KHORNE! ... wait a minute that isn't right at all!

>>39675491
And that's it for tonight!

We might have a session saturday, but we'll definitely have one on monday!
As usual, comments and questions and all that answered here!

>>39675586
Thanks for running.

>>39675586
Thanks for running REQM.

>>39675586
>questions
How is Ezzy going to deal with that horn? Or should we just not worry about that?

>>39675638

We are either going to have it be the tip of our spear, make a dagger out of it, or just keep it as a general trophy.

>>39675638
Nature, uh, finds a way?

>>39675586
So Ezzy has no portion control and were going to have one fat snake next time.

>>39675602
>>39675633
Thanks for playing!

>>39675638
Cut it off, probably.
For all her bluster, she likely won't swallow it whole. She's been a bit spoiled with cooked food.

>>39675703
She does do the whole, eat for a few days at once thing!

>>39675747
Thanks for running

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>>39675747
In some of the earlier threads there was discussion about what happened to monsters that ate other sentient monsters. That bad things happened to them in general with their development and evolution.
If we'd gone full murder eatery would Lyra have ended up looking more like this?

>>39675586
See ya next time!

>>39675747
Thanks for the game.

>>39675747
Pf, as if snakes can wait.

>>39676268
>In some of the earlier threads there was discussion about what happened to monsters that ate other sentient monsters. That bad things happened to them in general with their development and evolution.
Only if you make a habit out of it.