I saw the archive description. Who'd you kill off?

Please tell me it was Videl or Haya, that'd be hilarious.

>>39618599
It was Haya. Cooler beamed both through the heart, and we had one Senzu, and we saved Videl.

>>39618599
Haya. WAifu fags chose their waifu over our oldest friend.

>>39618599

It was a no-win choice for /tg/, and we chose for videl to live.

Well, other faggots did. I voted for Haya.

Then, our infinite rage allowed us to roflstomp super-cooler.

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>>39618591
I'll be third this time

"Why do you people never listen?" you ask Cooler. "I give you a chance to go in peace, yet you all keep throwing that mercy back in my face."

"Mercy is for the weak!" Cooler yells, throwing a punch that you easily catch.

Holding Cooler's fist for a few moments, you twist his arm until the bone breaks with a loud snap.

Cooler cries out in pain, trying to move back, but you follow, easily stopping every attack he throws your way.

"I gave you a chance," you tell him. "That chance died with her. And her name was Haya."

Cooler fires the most powerful energy blast he can muster at you, which has no effect. However, looking up, you see that he's gathered energy for an attack just like Frieza's.

"You are going to die here, Super Human!" he promises.

You cup your hands at your side, gathering energy.

"KAMEHAMEHA!!!" You scream, unleashing a massive blast of energy up at the monster.

He throws his ball of energy, but it does no good, as your blast strikes him before he can even finish his motion. Cooler lets out a final scream as he is incinerated, and his attack is sent out into the stars.

The battle is over, Cooler is dead.

But, as your aura returns to normal, and your power does the same, you can't help but wonder if a part of you died as well.

>A. Go over to the others. See if they're okay. At the very least, they deserve an explanation of things

>B. Stay where you are, collect your thoughts for a minute

>C. Fly off on your own without a word, knowing that this will make any hurt feelings worse

>D. Something else

>>39618620
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>>39618617
Haha I loved forced drama. Lemme guess Cooler trained for four months so he could stand up to Super Buu level Kaguya.

>>39618644
>A. Go over to the others. See if they're okay. At the very least, they deserve an explanation of things


>>39618647
Since we beat him so more like a couple of years.

>>39618644
>B. Stay where you are, collect your thoughts for a minute

>>39618647
More like three years

>>39618571
Let's Rock Fuckers

>>39618644
>A. Go over to the others. See if they're okay. At the very least, they deserve an explanation of things

>>39618644
>D. Find someplace quiet in the palace...next move needs to be considered someplace quiet.

>>39618644
>B. Stay where you are, collect your thoughts for a minute
>D. Something else
"We are going to New Namek"
Fly back to the ship without looking at anyone
We need to ditch everyone once we arrive on Namek, and possibly talk with videl before we steal the ship to go on our space crusade.

>>39618644
>>B. Stay where you are, collect your thoughts for a minute

Thought 1: The PTO is dead. every single man, woman, slug-thing and lizard person in it is dead, they just don't know it yet.

Thought 2: We need to break out the dragonballs.

>>39618619
Yep. I'm for it being us panicking and picking the one that was on the side of the hand we put the Senzu in, IC at least. Also hoping we snap at the others for not having Senzus.
>>39618644
A, if they say anything about not saving Haya snap at them about not having any Senzu Beans on them. (We are probably still riding the emotion some)

>>39618644
>>A. Go over to the others. See if they're okay. At the very least, they deserve an explanation of things
Ain't gonna be pretty. But we gotta say something.

After we do,

>D. Pass out from exhaustion

>>39618644
>A. Go over to the others. See if they're okay. At the very least, they deserve an explanation of things

Aw yiss time for pain, sorrow, fear, doubt, regret, guilt, and feeling the limit.

>>39618644
>B. Stay where you are, collect your thoughts for a minute
Start thinking of all the people that you might have unknowing helped Cooler kill by leting him live to run the PTO

>>39618644
>>A. Go over to the others. See if they're okay. At the very least, they deserve an explanation of things

>>39618644
>B. Stay where you are, collect your thoughts for a minute

>>39618644

>B

Nothing productive can happen in oru current state of mind.

>>39618644
>B. Stay where you are, collect your thoughts for a minute

>>39618599
>>39618617
Thats...dark. I mean, it's not that big of a deal, we have the Dragonballs, but still. Damn, DRALO, I leave for a week or two and you go all 90s superhero on us.

BRB, archive binging.

At this point, Kaguya shouldn't even fucking snap anyone, he should just feel exhausted at all this crap that keeps happening to him. He needs to think as to why everything bad keeps happening to his friends, then realize its because they put to much trust in him. Not going full pansy, more around him deciding to go separate ways from everyone for awhile in space to reevaluate his choices and mistakes he has made in the past and think over on his life.

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>>39618665
You take a moment by yourself, wanting to collect your thoughts. Ultimately, they're focused on Haya.

Your heart is understandably heavy. After all, not only did you watch a friend die, you were technically the reason it happened. You could have saved her, but you chose to save Videl instead.

Why?

You're sure the others are wondering that, and you can hardly blame them.

Videl is your friend, sure. But, you've only known her for a few years, and only been actual friends with her for about a year. Haya has been your friend practically from birth. She's risked her neck for you countless times, and in the past, you were willing to die for her.

So, why didn't you save her?

Beyond that, your thoughts drift to how many people, Haya included, you let die by not finishing Cooler off years ago when you had the chance.

Just how much blood is on your hands?

Your depressing thoughts are interrupted by another voice in your mind.

"Kaguya, can you hear me?" it asks. "This is King Kai, I have terrible news!"

>A. Tell him that you're listening

>B. Tell him that you can't deal with anything right now

>C. Something else

>>39618898
Last time we tried going down that train of thought, /tg/ retards voted to reset the timeline.

>>39618938
>A. Tell him that you're listening
But with B clearly there in our tone.

>>39618938
>B
But tell me anyway.
God damnit Dralo what are you about to do to us

I'm just trying to find the words to explain why Kaguya made the choice he made and shit's about to get worse

>>39618938
>B. Tell him that you can't deal with anything right now
>C. Something else
"King Kai, what ever it is. Just let someone else take care of it"

>>39618898

But if we go all emo, we can't go on a space crusade of genocide against the PTO

>>39618938
>B. Tell him that you can't deal with anything right now
but
>A. Tell him that you're listening


in b4 Haya is perma dead.

>>39618938
>A. Tell him that you're listening

>>39618938

>A

What choice do we have? Our power gives us the ultimate responsibility.

>>39618898
Nah /tg/'s gonna do the usual thing and A. Cry about it and forget about it or B. Go full edgelord and kill everyone who was involved

>>39618938
>You could have saved her, but you chose to save Videl instead.
>Why?
Because love is stronger than friendship.

See you when the D-Ballz are ready, Haya. Enjoy training with King Kai in the meantime.

>>39618938
>A. Tell him that you're listening
I have a sad. Haya ded, and I was responsible by not being good enough in the fight with cooler.

Please tell me the terrible news isn't "Haya blew up your planet".

>>39618981
>Love
Kaguya has never thought on that level

Fucking Waifufags trying to ruin the quest.

>>39618938
>A. Tell him that you're listening

>>39618938
>>C. Something else

King Kai, in about 10 minutes, I am going to start a rampage that won't end until every single living being that is part of the Planet Trade Organization is dead. There are plenty of people back on Earth strong enough to deal with whatever problem it is.

>>39618938
>>A. Tell him that you're listening

>>39618993
Oh god, Haya is responsible for Bojack in this timeline.

>>39619015
Are you insane?
Now's not the time for that!

>>39619006
>>39618981
This was never about waifuing or friendship, this was about Kaguya fucking around with an enemy that he knew could transform. That tg already knew could transform, but everyone decided to go for the stupid gainz route again and got two of our friends hurt, just like how we fucked Gohan with the pendulum room.

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I feel like I should just leave this here.

It seems relevant to every part of this quest.

>>39619050
To be fair while we did let Cooler power up stupidly, we had no reason to believe he could be THIS strong, and he death beamed the girls out of fucking nowhere after they dropped their guard like idiots

>>39618938

>B. Tell him that you can't deal with anything right now

>>39619050
The vote on who died was a waifu vote. Videl fags voted for Videl to save their waifu.

>>39619060
accurate

>>39619033
And killing King Kai. SHe's going to make Vegeta look tame.

>>39619072
He had 3 years to train, not to mention we know IC how transformation works and that it's a bad idea to let the bad guy do it. Kaguya should have had flash backs to Broly when he transformed in order to cement the reason to kill Cooler.

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>>39618938
Not really in the mood right now, can't Yamcha or someone else handle it?

>>39619072
Should've flash bang, Rampage drive, destructo decapitate, Sky breaker'd the guy.

>>39619079
I knew fucking Videlfags were gonna be a problem

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>tfw you posted something long ago and archive binge up to this point

>tfw it hasn't changed.

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>>39619079
>And killing King Kai. SHe's going to make Vegeta look tame.

Post yfw Haya sides with Bojack for revenge

>>39619050
>just like how we fucked Gohan with the pendulum room
I'm going to say this one last time, then that'll be the end of it.

IT! WAS! A! DREAM!
A bad dream. A nightmare, definitely. But like all nightmares, he woke up. Everyone he loved and cared about was still alive, and he got a sweet transformation out of the deal. If ten minutes of misery with absolutely no consequences got you a superman transformation, you would do it, and don't you dare tell me you wouldn't.

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>>39619017
"I'm listening," you reply in a tone that lets King Kai know that you really don't care to deal with this right now.

"The Demon King Piccolo has been revived on Earth!" King Kai tells you, not seeming to care that you don't want to hear it. "Not only that, it seems he's wished for immortality."

That's bad, but you get the sense there's something more.

"And worst of all, the Eternal Dragon is dead!" King Kai shouts.

>A. Ask how that's possible

>B. Ask if Dende is still alive

>C. Tell him to have someone else handle it

>D. Tell him you'll deal with it

>E. Something else

>>39619155
no anon don't you see, doing anything that's seen as morally questionable even ONCE requires us to have an entire thread dedicated to moaning and bitching and crying about it even if it's for the survival of the FUCKING PLANET

>>39619045

Our best friend since forever just DIED because we previously showed mercy to them. If not now, then when?

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>>39619182
>B. Ask if Dende is still alive

>C. Tell him to have someone else handle it

>>39618938
>C. "I've got enough bad news on my plate you VERY literal blueball."

>>39619182
>A. Ask how that's possible
>B. Ask if Dende is still alive
>D. Tell him you'll deal with it

>>39619182
>B. Ask if Dende is still alive
>E. "Can the others hold out? I kinda need to get to Namek."

>>39619182
>D. Tell him you'll deal with it
might as well blow off some steam

>>39619182
>>A. Ask how that's possible
>>B. Ask if Dende is still alive
dralo you bastard, kicking a boy when he's down

>>39619182
>C
I'm light years away King Kai.

>>39619182
>>B. Ask if Dende is still alive
>E why haven't the others done anything about this? I'm three days out and hurting king kai. Surely Nappa, Yamcha or GOku could handle him?

>>39619155
If it were nonsexual I would.

But if it were gay shit, then no.
You never know if you're just a character in someone's hypothetical situation, serving as a vessel for their perverse homolust.
So even if nobody is watching, you might be in someone's faggy imagination, and by doing gay shit you are faggot enabling.
And of course you're WILLINGLY doing something gay. That's gay. No matter which way you slice it, you consented to gay shit, and have become gay. Even if nobody else knows, you have to live with becoming a prancing fruitqueer.
And I for one am not gay.

So yeah. MOST of the time I'd totally go for the superhuman transformation. But not at the cost of my heterosexuality.
Because there is one thing a heterosexual keeps - his pride!

>>39619182
>E. "I don't care. I'm sick of having to carry that rock around on my shoulders with every step. Let someone else deal with it; I'm NOT Earth's only protector."

>>39619182

>D
>B

We are the most powerful, the Earth's safety is our responsibility.

>>39619182
ASK IF HAYA IS THERE!
Fuck you, Videlfags. Seriously, fuck you.

>>39619182
>>E. Something else

No.
Noooo.

NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

while powering up to infinity.

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>>39619182
>B. Ask if Dende is still alive
>C. Tell him to have someone else handle it
>E. Something else
"Get someone else to do it, I'm done fighting"
>>39619154
Don't care, Kaguya is going to space and leaving everyone behind for 3 years to destroy the PTO

>>39619182
"Contact the Namekians, see if they can use their Dragonballs to take away his immortality, and revive Haya. Can you also get Yamcha here?"

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>>39619182
>"And worst of all, the Eternal Dragon is dead!" King Kai shouts.

>another immortal badguy, and no dragon.

>tfw this quest is getting maximum over-dark and the players are fucking it up even worse.

>>39619182
>A. Ask how that's possible
>B. Ask if Dende is still alive
>E. What about Namek?

>>39619182
>A. Ask how that's possible
>B. Ask if Dende is still alive
>C. Tell him to have someone else handle it

>>39619222
Vegeta please

don't hide behind your tsundere mancrush on the boy

I think Kaguya gave Videl the bean because Videl isn't as strong as Haya. Haya has faced death before and fought to save the world. Videl's a damn amateur compared to her. One of them was going to die and there was nothing we could do once the choice had to be made.

>I knew you could take it Haya. I just didn't know I couldn't take seeing you die.

>>39619182
>C. Tell him to have someone else handle it
Gotta emo out. Gotta dismantle PTO. Gotta revive Haya. Gotta guilt doubt fear regret. Gotta fight against Gedar with awesome robots.

>>39619182
>E. "Wow, that sucks. Good thing I'm not the protector of that planet anymore. Go bother Vegeta, or Goku, or someone. I'm taking a vacation."

>>39619262
>Oh hey yeah I figured you'd be cool with dying but man am I feeling sad. What's PTSD, something you eat?
that'll pan out well

>>39619182
>B. Ask if Dende is still alive

>C. Tell him to have someone else handle it
"King Kai, ask someone else. I have other important business to take care of that I let pile up for to long"

>>39619258
I'm visualizing Lanipator saying that right now.
Also, this will got from bad to worse in mere replies.
Watch this.

>>39619264
>gotta guilt doubt fear regret

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>A. Ask how that's possible

>B. Ask if Dende is still alive

And if Dense is dead,

> Something else

Have Yamcha come to my location to teleport us all to New Namek, so we can revive Haya and Dende. After that, I'll go home to deal with this new problem.

>Demon King Piccolo

You guys HAD to know this was going to happen.

I voted for Videl to live because we run into her dad a lot. We, the players, have never had to meet Haya's parents and thus I didn't feel as accountable for her.

>>39619182

>B. Ask if Dende is still alive
>D. Tell him you'll deal with it
>E. Ask if Yamcha is available for pickup

>>39619323
I figured Goku would find out and stop it from happening.

Guess not.

>>39619182

>A. Ask how that's possible

>B. Ask if Dende is still alive

>C. Tell him to have someone else handle it

>no one else voting to contact the Namekians via King Kai, when we've done it before
Idiots, the lot of ya.

>>39619182
>E. Immediately realize Piano was the one who wished him back.
>D. Tell him you'll deal with it
>F. Go bring pain to King Piccolo that makes him wish he was back in hell.

>>39619340
>Goku
>Competent

and now you know what you did wrong

So will the Evil Containment Beam spell/attack still work, and will it still kill the user in the process?

>>39619386
It seems to be related to how strong the person using it is and how strong the thing they're trying to seal is. Both Kami and Piccolo Jr. were able to use the wave (or a reversal of it) without the risk of dieing.

>>39619323

For once, we contained our meta and used our nonexistant IC knowledge to let things slide rather than using OOC knowledge to prevent them.

>>39619415
And Dralo quickly punished us for it in the heaviest way he could.

>>39619434
man there's no fucking way king piccolo's at all a threatening opponent at this point, though
drake could probably tear the guy a new one

>>39619461
Ohohoho, you have made a very bad mistake believing that.

>>39619461
He's going to be stronger than Cooler was I would bet money on it. By doing demon shit while trapped in hell or something.

>>39619461
>"Hahaha! At least, I, King Piccolo have returned! And now I will... will..."
>"...that toddler is stronger than I am. Fuck this planet, I'm out."

>>39619461
Inb4 he could spank us with one hand tied behind his back.

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"How is that possible?" you ask.

"Shenron himself is only as strong physically as the one who created him," King Kai explains. "Dende is weaker than King Piccolo, so Shenron was vulnerable to the Demon's power."

"Is Dende still alive?" you ask.

"He is," King Kai assures you. "Though, it is possible that Piccolo will try to hunt him down and slay him."

"And why aren't the others handling this?" you press.

"They're trying, but King Piccolo and his accomplice are proving hard to track down," he answers.

>A. Say that you'll handle it

>B. Tell him to have someone else handle it

>C. Ask if Haya is there

>>39619481
How the fuck could he be a threat to us at this point? He was left behind way back in Dragon Ball power levels. There's no way he's as strong as us now!

>>39619501
>>A. Say that you'll handle it
>C. Ask if Haya is there

>>39619501
>B. Tell him to have someone else handle it
Suggest Porunga. We're kinda far as shit from Earth at the moment.
>C. Ask if Haya is there

>>39619501
>A. Say that you'll handle it
>C. Ask if Haya is there
>D. Ask about Yamcha

>>39619501
>A. Say that you'll handle it
>C. Ask if Haya is there
"Is she...How is she taking it?"

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>>39619506
YOU FOOL

>>39619501
>B. "I'm really, really sick of just doing nothing but waiting and fighting. Someone else can deal with it. Earth isn't defenseless."

>>39619501
>C. Ask if Haya is there
If it isn't resolved by the time I get back I'll handle it. Then we go to Namek.

>>39619501
>B. Tell him to have someone else handle it

>>39619461
Doesn't matter, Demon King Piccolo is probably the most psychic/magically inclined person we've met at this point in time, and we don't really have anything to deal with that.

Sure, his PL might be like 200 (Drake's stronger than him) but his ruthlessness, intelligence, and magical BS means he'll be able to catch up quickly.

And this assumes he wasn't training while in Hell.

>>39619501
>B. Tell him to have someone else handle it

I gotta rest for a bit now. You guys play safe.

\o/ Take my energy /tg/

man fuck this i just wanted to fight a robot army with our stupid friends all sentai-like

>>39619531
>>39619537
If this was some other random threat I would agree. But this is our fault for helping Piano. We need to wipe our own damn ass at least. Pan Galactic Genocide can come after that.

>>39619501

>C

Ask if she's ok, then.

>A

>>39619501
>C. Ask if Haya is there

>>39619538
>>C. Ask if Haya is there
>If it isn't resolved by the time I get back I'll handle it. Then we go to Namek

This.

>>39619501
Can you contact the Namekians to revive Haya, take away his immortality, revive the dragon and would it be possible to get a ride from Yamcha, we're two days away right now.

>>39619501
>C. Ask if Haya is there
>D. Ask who the hell his accomplice is if he's giving everyone so much trouble

>>39619501
>A. Say that you'll handle it
>C. Ask if Haya is there

>>39619570
We don't ICly know that Piano's wish did this, or have reason to think that.

>>39619501
>A. Say that you'll handle it
>C. Ask if Haya is there
>D. FUCKING PORUNGA MAN OUR COLLECTIVE ASSES NEED HIM TO MAKE THIS A LOT EASIER IN SECONDS

>>39619501
>C

King kai stahp we're still in another galaxy what do you want us to do go call the Z Fighters. Tien, Yamcha, Chiaotzu, and Krillin can get some revenge. nevermind the saiyans at home.

>>39619604
We gave him the Dragon Radar the very day we left and the Dragon was summoned in our absence. He also told us his father was a king that was slain. Demon King Piccolo was brought back to life. It isn't a hard conclusion to come to, Kaguya is at least smart enough to put that much together.

Trowa is ubering up Demon king piccolo.

>>39619501
>A. Say that you'll handle it

"This is my fault, I need to deal with this."

>C. Ask if Haya is there

"If so, tell her I'm sorry, I owe her a proper explaination once I get this situation resolved. Have Yamcha pick us up, I'm not in the mood to wait for this to get even worse."

Hey everyone, let's not forget that DKP is immortal, now, too.

So there's that.

>>39619501
>D CONTACT NAMEKIAN DRAGON BALL HOLDERS, FULL PANIC, DON'T LET THOSE BALLS GO INERTora

>>39619651
It just means he gets to hurt longer.

>>39619501
>A. "This is it, Kai. After this, I'm taking a vacation and pounding this robot "threat" into scrap. Earth will have to take care of itself for a bit."

>>39619644
>Haya yells at us so hard it destroys King Kai's planet
>King Kai gets quiet for a moment
>"...so, more bad news."

>>39619651
We just gotta kick his ass so hard that Piccolo can eat him. Like a pokemon.

>>39619666
Please, don't be that idiot who underestimates things.

That can only end badly.

Don't fuck us over.

>>39619651
If the Namekians are willing to let us, we can always ask Parunga to remove the demon king's immortality. Since the elder is most likely stronger than Dende right now and the immortality isn't an intrinsic ability of DKP.

>>39619685
>Bojack vs. Neo King Piccolo (who DRALO will undoubtedly XenoBoost)
I'm down.

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My heart literally can't take anymore

You know how people say things can't get worse and are usually wrong?

Man... Fuck

>>39619710
Good like with that. I've suggested it twice and people just ignore it.

>>39619710
>inb4 "That is beyond my power." because DKP is now far stronger than Porunga is.

>>39619763
It doesn't matter how strong DKP is. That's the reason he blew up Shenlong, the Dragons can take away the immortality they bestow. If Parunga is stronger than Shenlong he can undo Shenlong's wishes. The subject's strength isn't a factor in that. Or at least shouldn't be as far as DB lore goes.

>>39619795
And that is the reason he blew him up in DB, so his youth couldn't be removed.

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"Who the hell is his accomplice that's giving everyone so much trouble?" you ask.

"His name is Piano, King Piccolo's son," King Kai explains. "He has resurrected his father, and the two of them have gone into hiding."

"This is my fault," you say, realizing what you've done by helping that strange creature revive his father.

"I'll handle this," you promise. "But...is Haya there?" you ask.

"She's not," King Kai tells you. "She's crossing Snake Way, should get here right about...now."

>A. Ask to talk to her

>B. Tell him to tell her you're sorry

>C. Ask him to contact New Namek

>D. Ask him to send Yamcha here

>E. Something else

So, all we need to do is wish to Porunga to take away DKP's immortality? And this can happen in canon? This should be pretty easy then.

>>39619839
>B. Tell him to tell her you're sorry
>C. Ask him to contact New Namek
>D. Ask him to send Yamcha here

>>39619839
>B. Tell him to tell her you're sorry
>C. Ask him to contact New Namek
>D. Ask him to send Yamcha here

>>39619839
>A. Ask to talk to her
>C. Ask him to contact New Namek
"See if we can use their Dragon Balls. Wish Haya back to life, and see if they can wish away Piccolo's immortality."

>>39619839
>C. Ask him to contact New Namek
I think you know what wishes to ask him to petition for.
>A. Ask to talk to her
And when we're done...
>D. Ask him to send Yamcha here

>>39619839
>>A. Ask to talk to her
If she says she doesn't want to talk,
>>B. Tell him to tell her you're sorry
>>C. Ask him to contact New Namek
>>D. Ask him to send Yamcha here

>>39619839
>B. Tell him to tell her you're sorry
>C. Ask him to contact New Namek
>D. Ask him to send Yamcha here
>E. Something else
Tell your friends whats up

>>39619839

>B. Tell him to tell her you're sorry
>C. Ask him to contact New Namek
>D. Ask him to send Yamcha here

"We're two days out using our ship."

>>39619839
>C. Ask him to contact New Namek
"Sorry Namekians, but people keep dying on my watch."

>>39619839
>>A. Ask to talk to her

>>39619222
No, everybody has a price. If I offered you a billion dollars, enough for you to live like a king for the rest of your life, for one night of gay sex: you'd do it. You'd spread your asshole like a good boy and take my billion dollar dick like a champ.

Why? Because an hour or so of "Oh hell, I'm being fucked in the ass, this sucks" is worth 60+ years of "Oh, hell, should I take the yacht out today, or just relax by the pool? I wonder if [insert favorite celebrity here] is busy; [he/she] might want to hang out and sip 30 year old champagne."

>>39619839
>>B. Tell him to tell her you're sorry
>D. Ask him to send Yamcha here
>C. Ask him to contact New Namek
tell them to get rid of king piccolos immortality.

>>39619839
C, to revive her, take away DKP immortality, and revive Shenron or Dende, then B, then D.

>>39619839
>B. Tell him to tell her you're sorry

>C. Ask him to contact New Namek

>D. Ask him to send Yamcha here

>>39619888
Yeah telling them what's going on would make sense, though King Kai may well be projecting into their thoughts too.

>>39619839
>A. Ask to talk to her

>C. Ask him to contact New Namek

>D. Ask him to send Yamcha here

>>39619795
There really isnt anything that states a -different- dragon can undo a wish. A dragon can undo it's own, but that doesn't necessarily mean a more powerful dragon could do it too.

The dragons can't affect those who are stronger than them in any substantial way, this effect is more pronounced the stronger the being in question is.

Porunga couldn't wish Frieza dead, or weaker, in any way, for example, even if he could make him immortal.

>>39619839
>E. "This is it, Kai. After this, I'm taking a break. Travelling the stars, letting others defend earth, stomping a robot crusade into scrap. Understand?"

I wonder if we could get any of the Eternal dragons to reverse mental trauma for a group of people?

If it's not resolved by the time we deal with King Piccolo, it might be a worth trying.

>>39619839
It's too bad our Telepathy isn't King Kai tier (I don't know if it ever can be honestly) then we could talk to Haya without using King Kai as a really awkward relay.

>>39619839
>B. Tell him to tell her you're sorry
>C. Ask him to contact New Namek
>D. Ask him to send Yamcha here
>E. Something else
Talk to everyone

>>39619934
>Porunga couldn't wish Frieza dead, or weaker, in any way, for example
Him being alive, and his strength were qualities he always had, or gained through non-magical means, and were his power. Being immortal wouldn't have been.

>>39619918
Can't Dende revive Shenron as long as he's still kicking it?

>>39619944
We'd need their consent and most of /tg/ would probably oppose it due to mind rape.

>>39619981
...Oh god King Piccolo is going after Dende.

SOMEONE TELL SOMEBODY TO PROTECT LITTLE GREEN

>>39619981
Yes, but it takes just as much overhead as reviving him from when Kame fused with Piccolo. Read: one year.

>>39619981
Yep. He just needs to ask Mr. Popo to fix the dragon's model again. However DKP knows that and will probably make a move on the lookout before that much time has passed.

>>39619979
I really wish you are right, but without citation I really can't.

This quest is maximum bad-mode so I assume the worst, and since I never browsed wikis about DBZ for hours I don't know.

>>39619839
>>B. Tell him to tell her you're sorry
>>C. Ask him to contact New Namek
>>D. Ask him to send Yamcha here

She gon be MAD.

>>39620014
We have several Dragon Ball alumni on earth who have undoubtedly prepared for exactly that.

>>39619981
Popo can, by gluing a statue of Shenron.

>>39620040
To be fair that seems the way the quest as been rolling lately and considering the dragons have never been used to counteract each other's wishes before it's in the realm of judgement calls. Assuming it probably won't work is the safe bet.

>>39619992

Can't be much different than wishing Yamcha's fear of girls away, can it?

tg being to big of a pussy to apologize in our own words

>>39620109
Let's not knock it before we try it, though. We still have plenty of other reasons to get situated with Porunga anyway.
inb4 the big gedstar has taken route on New Namek, conveniently killing Porunga

>>39620087
Right. It's probalby going to turn into an all out war when he makes his move. He can sense energy and I have no doubt he can sense how powerful Kamiccolo is through their shared bond. He'll probably call in some reinforcements from the Demonworld or use black magic to level the playing field in some way.

>>39620111
From my point of view no, it's pretty similar. It's using magic to rid someone of trauma.

>>39619839

>A

then

>B

>>39620121

I'm almost glad for it, /tg/ isn't that eloquent at big write-ins.

>>39620111
That's something Yamcha WANTED, though.

>>39620155

Who wouldn't want to be rid of PTSD?

>>39620152
how about in our own words i am sorry instead of an indirect massage from king kai.

>>39620136
Quite possible. If so then it has been a very bad week for Kaguya.

>>39620143
Could anything Hell could throw at us short of Cell absorbing Super Janemba and then becoming a Golden Great Ape really do anything other than job against the HQ!Z-fighters?

>>39620121
They'd just fuck it up.

>>39620184
Towa or some other dark magic buffed Dabbura. Or a group OC Demons that treated the Demon who tried to take over our body like a chump.

>>39620224
Dabura's either under Babidi's thumb or just being an all-around alright guy at this point. Can't remember my DBZ chronology to figure which is which, but he's not a problem just yet.

>>39620136
But that's impossible, cooler is-Big Spaghetti Star is Garlic Jr in this timeline
WELL FUCK ME SIDEWAYS WITH AN AXE

>>39620239
He is the king of the Demon Realm and despite being an alright guy kicked all sorts of ass and had enough evil to be turned into Babidi's servant. He may be under Babidi's thumb though yeah.

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"Tell her I'm sorry," you request.

"I will," he promises. "But I'll apologize for you on-"

"Kaguya, if you want to apologize to me, do it yourself," you hear Haya tell you.

"Can this wait?" King Kai asks.

"If you have something important, then go for it, blueberry," Haya replies.

"Can you contact New Namek?" you ask. "Have them use their dragon an-"

"Yeah, about that...." King Kai interjects. "New Namek has some problems of its own right now. Their planet has been invaded, and several Nameks are already dead."

>A. Ask what's going on

>B. Ask why he didn't tell you before

>C. Ask him to send Yamcha to get you home

>D. Ask him to send Yamcha to get you to Namek

>E. Something else

>>39620300
>A. Ask what's going on
The Dragon Balls are our bread and butter King Kai. The fuck?

>>39620300
>>A. Ask what's going on
>C. Ask him to send Yamcha to get you home

>>39620300
>D.
>E. "I'll get the others headed home now. I can handle Namek."

>>39620300
>E. Which is the bigger threat King Kai?
>B. Ask why he didn't tell you before
>F. Ask Yamcha to take us where we're needed most.

>>39620300
>D. Ask him to send Yamcha to get you to Namek

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>>39620300
>"New Namek has some problems of its own right now. Their planet has been invaded, and several Nameks are already dead."

>>39620300
> E. Something Else

"Lemme guess... Cooler's PTO?"

After a moment of yelling because fuck man, life is being a total bitch right now.

"Ok, can Yamcha please send Gohan and the others with me to New Namek to help them out, and have him send me back to Earth to deal with Demon King Piccolo."

>>39620300

>A. Ask what's going on

>B. Ask why he didn't tell you before

>D. Ask him to send Yamcha to get you to Namek


>E Split the party Kazuma and Kaguys to namek, Gohan, Billy and Videl to Earth. Tell Billy to find Piano.

>>39620300
>B. Ask why he didn't tell you before
>D. Ask him to send Yamcha to get you to Namek

>>39620300
>A. Ask what's going on
>B. Ask why he didn't tell you before
>D. Ask him to send Yamcha to get you to Namek
>E. Something else
"This has been the WORST day."

>>39620300
>E. slam your palms into your face as you can't seem to catch a break today
>A. Ask what's going on
>B. Ask why he didn't tell you before

>>39620300

>D

Dragonballs must be secured. Now.

>>39620300
fucking called it
>A. Ask what's going on
>B. Ask why he didn't tell you before
>D. Ask him to send Yamcha to get you to Namek

>>39620300
>A. Ask what's going on

>E. Something else
Apologize to haya
i knew she would be pissed thats i why i said we should apoligize to her our self but nooo

>>39620300
A, B, ask which is the bigger threat right now? Have Yamcha take us to the bigger threat.

Personally I'd say New Namek, since they lack two SSJ2s, an SSJ, and three Super Humans.

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When we get home, we're gonna tell Vegeta we start to understand. We just give him a look, and say we understand. Nothing else.

>>39620412
Also,
>E. Heartfelt apology to Haya, coupled with saying that you weren't sure she would've wanted to hear from you right away

>>39620420
That won't be for years yet. We have SPACE shenanigans to do!

You know, we give a lot of credence to the whole immortality thing, but if it's the dragon's magic keeping the effect in place, is it possible to overpower that magic? Is immortality a limit we can break past?

>>39620420
>Vegeta: "What do you want, brat?"

>Kags: Simply nods.

>Vegeta: "Well shit, I'm not fucking with him anymore."

Right, his Salt is unmatched, unlimited salt unlimited PL!

>>39620300
>A. Ask what's going on
Wait, you know what? It can wait. We need to get their dragon balls secured so we can fix ours, otherwise none of this will ever get resolved.
>>D. Ask him to send Yamcha to get you to Namek

>>39620300
>A. Ask what's going on
>B. Ask why he didn't tell you before
>D. Ask him to send Yamcha to get you to Namek
>E. Something else
Bring everyone, Tell Yamcha it might be a good idea for him to go back to the lookout and protect dende and possible inform the others.

>>39620300
>A. Ask what's going on
>D. Ask him to send Yamcha to get you to Namek


>>39620364
>E Split the party Kazuma and Kaguys to namek, Gohan, Billy and Videl to Earth. Tell Billy to find Piano.

>>39620467
>A. Ask what's going on
>B. Ask why he didn't tell you before
>D. Ask him to send Yamcha to get you to Namek
>E. Something else
Bring everyone

Fuck the Cell Saga, the real nightmare is Dralo Using Our Horrible Ideas saga

>>39620300
>A. Ask what's going on
>C. Ask him to send Yamcha to get you home

>>39620486
You thought Cell was bad? Things are only gonna get worse.

>>39620486
Nah Cell is still worse than this currently. There's just more going on at once this time.

>>39620442
this

>>39620502
well shit.

>>39620502
Dralo why

was it the waifu wars?

was it the shitty decision making?

>>39620504
We didn't need a retcon in Cell Saga.

We didnt suffer THIS much hubris in Cell Saga

Close, but everything this saga is ENTIRELY our fault

>>39620502
>Everything happening in the span of a single week.

Well you should have just told us you wanted to end the quest.

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>>39620502
Well...fuck.

>>39620502
And it will all be things we suggested. DKP coming back was, Meta-Garlic Jr. was, I forget some other things, but they'll show up. People, don't post villain ideas, it will always end bad for us.

>>39620502
If you wanted to end quest just say so.

>>39620527
It's a logical culmination of frustrations with both, even if the setup around it has been contrived as shit.
I still just wanted us to have Saiyasentai in Space adventures.

>>39620300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AajslFuPro
I'm pretty sure half of the anons watching are this video.

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>>39620527
Dralo faps to Kaguya's suffering. After the orgasm he had last thread nothing less can do it for him anymore.

>>39620502
>Immortal Neo King Piccolo guerilla warfare on Earth
>Haya dead, morale broken by Cooler of all people
>Spaghetti Star fucking with New Namek
>We're in the middle of nowhere on a PTO planet
>Probably some Xenoverse bullshit happening simultaneously
>Imminent Bojack

The chickens come home to roost.

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>>39620557
I'm laughing my ass off right now.

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I'm going to sleep fuck this

>>39620597
Darwin your dead, you can't sleep.

>>39620557
Oh yeah, Towa showing up was suggested, so was Demigra escaping the PR, anyone got any more that we have suggested so we know what is coming?

Also, is this the end of the quest? Because after all this Buu being the end would be extremely anti-climatic. Or are we still doing Super Human evil Chichi?

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>>39620557
>implying I haven't been Shadowrunning since the Cell Saga started

Puh-lease DRALO.

I'll have you know I have been calling this shit behind the scenes the entire time!

I've even got my bunker ready.

>>39620586
Don't forget Buu is going to be awakened early by DKP and Final Cell is released from Hell at the same time. So is Cooler. In fact Hachijack arrives on earth at the same time. The giant bug monster thing also wakes up. Also Bio Broly shows up.

>>39620617
Buu is going to have Janemba occur halfway through. Cell returns to earth as Hell opens up, body switches Buu and then absorbs his own body. That's the final boss.

>>39620648
Oh god what if Babidi IS here early and he's going to Majin DKP and WHY DID WE EVER THINK WE WERE SAFE OR THAT ANYTHING WOULD BE GOOD AGAIN

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>>39620557
...I think I know what you're planning, and if you're planning what I think you're planning, please, please no, have mercy.

We should have listened, shouldn't we? We should have stopped digging.

>>39620656
Then absorbs Janemba. Realizes he takes Janembas form and forces him out.

>>39620656
Of course that would happen.
I know GT is shit-tier canon, but what about Omega Shenron?

>>39620691
Then he finds Hirudegarn.

>>39620682
the CM is real

>>39620648
But what about Janemba, Hirudegarn, Early-revival Frieza, the Shenrons from GT, Baby, Towa and Dr. Wheelo?

>>39620696
Sure he shows up too. Dralo has decided to go full shitposting mode apparently so let's not sell him short.

>>39620696
Pretty sure he'd be weaker than our Super Buu Cell. Perfect Cell was at SSJ3 levels already.

>>39620725
GUYS

THE TRUE END BOSS

DEMON GOD DUMPLIN!!!!!!


We are so fucked, guys.

>>39620721
Hirudegarn is the giant bug thing because I can't remember those names.

I thought of something worse than everything we are posting currently. We wake up Beerus, and he is angry, and follows us to Other World after killing us.

>>39620730
Well, I mean, he could swap a few numbers places if more absorption.
Also, this may be a good time to abandon quest.
>>39620754
It gets, almost impossibly, worse.

>>39620749
Yep why not. I learned to stop investing anything in this quest, I'm just watching the trainwreck now. Which would be better, spamming charge or spamming multiform? Or just do both?

>>39620648
We... are fucked.

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Man, things are really going to shit right about now.
Earth seriously needs a hero.

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>>39620782
Fuck Satan

This is literally his fault

It all started with him

>>39620766
It probably is. The second we went from Megazord to Vegeta rematch to Cooler Rematch to U MUS CHOOSE ONLY ONE HURR to today's revelations it's pretty obvious Dralo has stopped the pretense of even trying to make decent narrative.

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"What's happening?" you ask.

"A gigantic machine known as the Big Gete Star has latched onto Namek, and is consuming the planet," King Kai tells you in a grave tone.

"And why didn't you tell me sooner?" you ask.

"You were already fighting the mechanical invaders," he replies. "I assumed you would handle this."

"Send Yamcha, have him take me to New Namek," you tell King Kai.

"Alright, he should be there in a few minutes," King Kai tells you. "If you are bringing the others, I suggest you prepare them."

>A. Go ask the others if they want to come

>B. Go tell the others to deal with Earth while you deal with Namek

>C. Something else

>>39620838
>A. Go ask the others if they want to come

>>39620838
>>A. Go ask the others if they want to come

>>C. tell the others whats going on at earth.

>>39620838
>A. Go ask the others if they want to come
>C. Gather up any surviving senzu beans

>>39620838
>A. Go ask the others if they want to come

>>39620838
>A. Go ask the others if they want to come
>C. Something else
Get our beans

>>39620838
>>B. Go tell the others to deal with Earth while you deal with Namek
split up and guys...don't die alright.

>>39620838
>A. Go ask the others if they want to come
Or if they want to go protect earth. If they give us shit for Haya dieing tell them we'll deal with it if we survive. Much like all of the anons, Kaguya should just stop giving a fuck about what's going on around him.

>>39620838
B.

The only thing is, we're not coming back to Earth. We're going to dismantle the PTO planet by planet, system by system until there's nothing left.

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>>39620838
>>A. Go ask the others if they want to come
>>B. Go tell the others to deal with Earth while you deal with Namek
>>C. Something else
Pic related.

>>39620838
>C Billy Piano fucked up Earth can YOu VIdel and GOhan find and stop him and DKP?

Kazuma with me We got a machine to break.

>>39620838
>A. Go ask the others if they want to come
>C. Something else
Get some senzus

>>39620890
shit I meant to only copy A

>>39620782

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW-41zl1mM0

>>39620838
Tell Haya we'll talk to her when we get this resolved, then fill in the others and A, and those who don't B. The A and B done via Yamcha ITing everyone to Namek then the ones that want to help Earth there. Also ask Yamcha to join us on Namek.

>>39620885
No. Just drop it. We are not going to go all genocidal now, or ever. That would make us just as bad, or even worse than, Cooler. Fuck that.

>>39620838

>A

And summon the Saiyazords. Giant machines must defeat giant machines.

>>39620951
I'm still for it, because we'd be dismantling the very people that murdered entire planets for fun and profit under Cooler. We'll just have to wait until the flood of shit subsides to worry about it.

"What's up with Kaguya? He let Haya die and now he wants to let the Earth get destroyed by King Piccolo? Is he possessed? I don't know if I want to be friends with him anymore..."

>>39620838
>A. Go ask the others if they want to come
>>39620951
We're still going to do it, just after saying our 2 cents to the Videl and Haya before stealing the ship.

>>39620978
No, they'd agree that Namek is probably the more pressing issue as it doesn't have strong defenders like Earth.

>>39620978
Then we also explain that we need the Namekian Dragonballs to try and make things better on Earth and to revive Haya. We could even wish for a way to track Piano or DKP if we can't take away his immortality.

>>39620892
This all the way.

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>>39620838
> Cooler attacks Earth
> Garlic attacks Namek
> King Piccolo attacks everybody
> We're one major team member down
Will this be the end of our heros? Find out on the next episode of Dragonball Z!!

>>39620838
>C. King Kai can you coordinate with good Piccolo, Goku and the others about what we're doing?

>>39621037
Add this to >>39620939

Throw King Piccolo into a black hole. Kill Cooler's Saiyans (probably going to go into Villainous Mode because DRALO loves original donut power creep). Defeat Majin Vegeta and Majin Kazuma. Lose friends and alienate people.

>>39621018
Man, we need to get back some of that Dragon Ball formula.
Goku needs to come in just in time to fix everything.

>>39620978

If they really think that way, then they're punk bitches and aren't really good friends anyway! We'll find new friends. With blackjack. And hookers!

>>39621066
>finding
>not just building robot friends, with each model getting successively more advanced until we build Bender

>>39621061
We need to have "faith in our friends" and believe they'll handle everything back on earth while we tackle the Namek problem. I mean that probably wont' actually work since they're only hyper competent when we see what they're doing but that's the general idea we're supposed to believe in or something.

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>>39621085
"Bulma can you build me a robot that looks like this?" Kaguya holds up a crayon drawing

>>39621109
>she builds Data instead

>>39621095

We'll get back just in time to see Goku dragon fisting King Piccolo again.

Or somehow Piccolo absorbing King Piccolo's power without all of the evil shit that goes along with it and getting a much-needed power boost so he can keep up with everyone else.

>>39621095
Your choices don't really matter in these quests because they are judged against an invisible criteria we don't understand.

>>39621153
That's not entirely true. If we choose to charge we know the exact outcome! PROGRESS!

Guys, let's just wish ourselves immortal already.

Fuck everything. Let's take over the galaxy. Learn IT proper from Yamcha, then we can visit afterlife as we please.

>>39621140
>without all of the evil shit
A corrupted Piccolo wouldn't even be that bad a plot development.

>>39621140
Absorbing the mystical energy that powered Demon King Piccolo's immortality, Piccolo gained a massive boost of energy. He can reach a level beyond a Super Namekian, which he calls Super Namekian level 2

>>39621181

Or a proper Nameless Namek, but this time he's ready to deal with all the evil shit that he's seen since he's more familiar with all the shit that goes on in the universe.

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You fly over to your friends, finding that Gohan has changed.

His hair is standing up straight, his muscles have grown, as has his power. And the look he's giving you isn't exactly pleasant.

Billy is holding a sobbing Videl, while Kazuma stares down at Haya's corpse.

This is not going to be pleasant.

>That's it for tonight guys

Just a warning, this next arc is gonna be rough. The situation is clearly bad, and you've made some decisions that some won't approve of.

You guys seem pretty messed up after all of this, so I'm going to make a strawpoll. Do you guys want to wait a few days before the next update?

http://strawpoll.me/4225776

I'll answer questions here for a while, and ask me or a character anything at ask.fm/qmdralo

>>39621221
How strong is King Piccolo right now?

Gohan's gonna kill us.

>>39621221
Why not just end the quest if you're going to drag it through shit? Legitimate question.

>>39621221

I was rather hoping they'd be more pissed at the dude who actually killed their friend and almost killed another rather than the person who had to make one hell of a decision to save a life.

>>39621221
We walked right into this one. Thanks for running.

>>39621269
Honestly, this is exciting. We have no fucking clue what's going to happen, except that it's going to be rough.
This is just a rough reminder that we can't be complacently traveling through canon.

>>39621221
So can we tell our friends to fuck off later after all this crap is fixed, at this point I hate how incompetent our friends are since none of them even brought their senzu bean bags with them to prevent this shit from happening and having Kaguya act like a fucking god to decide who gets to life and die. Do they seriously think we are Kami or something?

>>39621262
Slightly stronger than he was when he died

>>39621269
I should end the quest because things are bleak for the protag? If I did that, this would have ended with Raditz.

>>39621297
Just wait to see their reactions, it might not be as bad as you expect.

>>39621306
Thanks for playing.

>>39621221
Is Gohan pissed at us for choosing to save Videl? Does he want to kill us, or at least hurt us a lot and badly?

>>39621310
This guy knows.

>>39621297
Nah everyone will always be pissed at Kaguya for not making the right decisions.

>>39621310
Except we haven't been complacently traveling through canon. We've been getting our shit slapped constantly.