Also, just so you guys know, I've updated the 'Natural Weaponry' entry in the Tier 1 Mutations paste.

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>BOSS BATTLE

>>39607731
Welcome back man.

>[ ] Ranged muties hold him back while everyone else runs.

While i am all for kicking ten shades of shit out of this guy, i do not think we can do it right now. We have completed what we wanted to do, lets GO.

>>39607731
>[ ] Ranged muties hold him back while everyone else runs.

>>39607731
>>[ ] Ranged muties hold him back while everyone else runs.
Try not to shit your pants JJ

>>39607731
>[x] Make everyone invisible and run away

>>39607731
>Range attack him to knock him off guard then stealth field everyone out of their while he recovers or gloats or whatever. Just pick everyone up and bail.

He's at least Spider-man tier strong and can mind whammy us into being opposite and crazy with a touch IIRC.

I think today is the day we get a limb ripped off

>>39607801
You forgot to drop your trip man.

>>39607731
>>[ ] Durable muties engage him while the others keep him off-balance from afar.
teamwork yo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bouTIxPSmLo

>>39607813
The shame burns in me with the power of a thousand suns.

>>39607731
>[ ] Durable muties engage him while the others keep him off-balance from afar.

>>39607731
>Ranged muties move in to engage, while the strong ones keep him off balance with projectiles

>>39607731
>[ ] Ranged muties hold him back while everyone else runs.
>When he gets to close, everyone else disengage and we hold him off, mainly because we can get away easiest.

>>39607731
>[ ] Ranged muties knock him off guard so that the others can charge him.

>>39607731
>[ ] Durable muties engage him while the others keep him off-balance from afar.

Seems like you guys are putting down covering fire while you run.

Writan.

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>>39607745
>Also, just so you guys know, I've updated the 'Natural Weaponry' entry in the Tier 1 Mutations paste.

And it's fucking awesome!

>>39607977
is it scattering or flat up fleeing the fight?

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Here is something while we wait. Laura fanart as drawn by deculture.

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Holy shit you weren't kidding when you said you were going to run early. I'm sad I missed the vote. I'm tired of JJ always running away.

The other anons fail to realize that with all his powers JJ is on the same level as Spiderman. With all the other Mutant backing us up we could probably take him. Spiderman has.

>>39608082
>Holy shit you weren't kidding when you said you were going to run early

I know right?

But Mr. Negative would fuck our shit up.

>>39608082
We haven't failed to realize shit. Fighting this guy is not a good idea in a group.

“We can’t do this.” You say, almost under your breath.

If it was Tombstone, yeah, sure. If it was the Owl? Definitely. Maybe even if it was a few of the Sinister Six’s revolving gallery. But, merely based on what Wikipedia can tell you about Mr. Negative and his annoyingly ambiguous array of superpowers, you don’t think you have much of a chance at bringing this guy down. Not without someone losing an arm (or worse) in the process.

Mr. Negative remains impassive as he advances toward you. He’s not smiling, but he doesn’t exactly look angry either. Just… inconvenienced.

“Someone’s going to die if we take him on.”

“Yeah.” Says Julian. You feel his power rattling through the various debris strewn across the road, lifting them just very slightly off the ground. “Him.”

“No.” You feel like you should be shouting, but you can’t. “No, we need to keep him off balance so we can get away. Everyone who can’t shoot stuff should already be running.”

“Lame”–

“Understood.” States Laura, interrupting Julian. Her eyes linger upon you for a moment, before she nods, turns, and bursts into a sprint. After a moment of hesitation, Hisako follows after her, then Lucas, the younger boy looking visibly torn with the decision.

You turn back toward Mr. Negative.

>Roll 3D20’s

Rolled 3, 1, 9 = 13 (3d20)

>>39608103

Rolled 19, 16, 17 = 52 (3d20)

>>39608103

Rolled 19, 9, 3 = 31 (3d20)

>>39608103
Ohno.jpg

Rolled 9, 6, 12 = 27 (3d20)

>>39608103

Rolled 7, 15, 15 = 37 (3d20)

>>39608103

>>39608107
>>39608113
>>39608115

so.. 19,1,17?

Unless we have a point we can spend on that 1.

>>39608107
>>39608113
>>39608115
>1, 19, 19

Would you like to Karma that 1 or leave it?

>>39608131
Spend it yo

>>39608131

Would the Karma cause us to lose the other two?

>>39608131
yes pls

>>39608131
Karma

>>39608131
Gotta keep people alive man!
>Spend

>>39608103
>3D20
Can you explain the new system again?
I didn't really get it the last time.

>>39608136
No. You'd make the roll again on its own, using the normal system.

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>>39608131
The 1 is JJ isn't it? Julian and Noriko rolled 19's and JJ rolled a 1.

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>>39608107
ALL IS LOST. Or at least one is super lost.

>>39608131
Karma please.

>>39608144
There's no new system really. It's three rolls for each participant in the action. First roll post is always assumed to be JJ.

>>39608144
I thought it was for all the ranged people at first, but we have 4 ranged guys so I dunno

>>39608145

Yes please.

>>39608134
>>39608139
>>39608140
>>39608143
>>39608158
It seems like you're burning your last point of Karma.

>KARMA SPENT!

Give me a normal D20 roll.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>39608183


Charlie don't surf

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>39608183
Rolling

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>39608183

>>39608191
Lol

>>39608183
Maybe we should visit a buddhist temple or something.

>>39608191
we can't fail karma rolls

nice try dice gods

>>39608191

Fuck off, Me.

>>39608191
No more rolling for you.

>>39608188
3 19s? Wow, that's-

>>39608191
JJ noooooo.

>>39608191
Can Karma rerolls critfail?

>>39608191
...we need to meet someone with luck powers in action so we can crib their style.

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>>39608215

No.

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We should not have let Lucas run away. His power directly counteract Mr Negative's powers.

>>39608222

JJ and his friends don't know that.

>>39608211
>>39608215

you can't critfail karma rerolls

my 19 stands

>>39608240
JJ knows that Mr Negative uses energy attacks and that Lucas can absorb energy. It's not that much of a stretch. There's a slim chance that Lucas might not be able to absorb Negative energy. But Crusty confirmed that he can.

>>39608220
I could honestly get behind a costume like that.
Although, to properly reflect our hobo-ness it would need more duct tape patches.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>39608183

>>39608256

Why clue people in on the fact that he's homeless?

With that regular costume they'll just think he's a normal asshole they'll see on a day-to-day basis.

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>>39608256
we'd probably end up buying a Spider-man mask from a bargin bin

and lose JJJ's support

>>39608276
We wouldn't just add the duct tape patches arbitrarily, we'd add them because the jacket we fished out of the dumpster had holes in it.

What are we, some kind of poser hobo? Hoboser?

>>39608278

We could explain ourselves to him in an interview with JJJ and Ben interviewing JJ.

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Meanwhile, at Avengers' tower...

>>39608291

We could add duct tape to make it stronger, if that's possible.

Or cut the seams and slide in some metal for projection, then duct tape it up.

You push with your mind, a stream of coherent light turning your vision blue and streaking over the rubble toward the advancing supervillain. Apparently, he either isn’t fast enough to get out of the way, or he simply feels no particular need to, because it strikes him square in the chest, ribbons of strange, semi-solid luminance curving off his skin upon impact. The force of the blast drives him back, slight, his feet grinding over the rubble, but he stays standing.

You think you hear him sigh in annoyance. Bracing himself against the stream of force, he brings up one arm as a bulwark against it, the constant, thunderous pressure seeming to have little actual effect on the motion. Slowly but surely, he begins to advance through the beam, as though pitching his weight through a hard wind.

Wow. This really isn’t hurting him much at all.

You are immensely relieved when a set of car doors, the soft green glow of Julian’s power clinging to their edges, sail over your head. They slam down on the supervillain from both sides, crumpling around him like tinfoil. He grits his teeth slightly, and a photo-negative fist tears straight through the folded metal. Still taking his time, be begins systematically tearing it off himself.

With a roar, Noriko unleashes a torrent of lightning. The air burns, the smell of ozone filling your nostrils, and for a moment you see nothing but sharp, bright white light. When it recedes, Mr. Negative is several paces back, his posture hunched slightly. Thick, acrid smoke rolls from his shoulders, the air around him seeming to shimmer and flex with heat.

Slowly, he stands back to his full height.

You think his hair might be slightly singed.

“Alright.” His voice is surprisingly soft. “You are more impressive than expected.”

He steps forward, and becomes a blur of motion.

>[ ] FFFFFF-everyone pile on the hurt!
>[ ] Intercept him yourself.
>[ ] Write in.

>>39608426
Monica>>>Mar'vel>>>>>Carol

Sorry about the long waits by the way. I'm a bit drowsy.

>>39608456
>[ ] Intercept him yourself.

we're the only ones with a healing factor and superstrength

>>39608456
>[ ] Intercept him yourself.

>>39608456
>>[ ] Intercept him yourself.

>>39608456
>[ ] Intercept him yourself.
Everyone else run. When they've gotten away we can stealth lizard.

>>39608456
>Produce electricity, pump Noriko up for another shock, HURRY HURRY HURRY

>>39608456
>[ ] Intercept him yourself.
>This can only end poorly.

>>39608456
>[ ] Intercept him yourself.

>>39608456
Can't we just have Julian pick him up? Guy was lobbing around cars, he should be able to toss Negative around like a rag doll.

>>39608483

Seconded.

>>39608456
>[ ] Intercept him yourself.
>[ ] Write in.

Tell everyone else to run away.

>>39608456
>>[ ] Intercept him yourself.

>>39608499
>Magic

>>39608456
>[ ] Intercept him yourself.

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mind whammy or does JJ learn the exact amount of time it takes for a limb to grow back?

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>>39608456
>[ ] FFFFFF-everyone pile on the hurt!
Why did we tell all of the close range fighters tho run away?

>>39608519

>>39608103
>But, merely based on what Wikipedia can tell you about Mr. Negative and his annoyingly ambiguous array of superpowers, you don’t think you have much of a chance at bringing this guy down. Not without someone losing an arm (or worse) in the process.

>>39608475
>>39608479
>>39608480
>>39608483
>>39608496
>>39608497

>1D20
>DC16
>+4 modifier

>>39608510
So maybe it won't work on him directly, there's gotta be something he can use to lift him.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>39608530

Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>39608530

>>39608519
>>39608456
>[ ] Write in.
Call our friends back.

Lucas and Hisako would be a shit ton of help right now. Mr Negative can't touch them.

Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>39608530

>>39608517
>mind whammy

If that happens, then it'll be like Silent Hill 2 for JJ's inner thoughts.

Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>39608530
Oh geez.

>>39608545
JJ still doesn't know that son.

>>39608548
BAM

>>39608519
I really hope Lucas ignored our order and comes back. He's the kind of kid to ignore an order.

>>39608545
I've just blanked; what was Lucas' power again?

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>>39608547
Nice roll, have a dragon JJ.

We should be trowing rubble at him, while shooting eye beams, aiming for eyes, to blind him. I am wagering superstrength item trows are stronger than telekinesis?

Also why we have no weapons and armor? Like seriously we should had prepared for this.

>>39608583
>Also why we have no weapons and armor? Like seriously we should had prepared for this.

Those can be lessons that JJ realizes after this.

>>39608576
http://marvel.wikia.com/Lucas_Bishop_%28Earth-1191%29

>>39608583
We are the weapon, the only problem is physically touching this guy is a bad idea.

>>39608583
>>39608599
This going to turn into another discussion why its a bad idea or can we skip that and people stop fucking panicking.

Seriously, as soon as everyone else has bailed we can slink away. JJ has near spider man ability to dodge shit, he will be fine.

>>39608576
He absorbs energy and turns it into either; super strength, super durability, or shoots it right back at them only stronger.

Fun fact Negative energy is what give Mr Negative all of his powers.

>>39608583
>I am wagering superstrength item trows are stronger than telekinesis?
There is no reason to assume this.

>10 inch long blades that can cut through steel
Neat. JJ has super Bowie knives for fingers now.

>>39608583
>Also why we have no weapons and armor? Like seriously we should had prepared for this.
No weapon or armor JJ could theoretically get would be of any use against Mr Negative. in fact, they would only slow JJ himself down.

>>39608625
>near spider man
It's not "near spiderman" JJ's dodge is on the same level if not higher than Spiderman. Spiderman is faster but JJ is much better at predicting what's going to happen before it happens making him the superior dodger.

>>39608680
The point still stands.

Get everyone else away while we tie up mr negative being the annoying magical hobo, then invis peace out.

>>39608625
Not sure about magic. If we get our shit cursed, it might be bad. Also AOE attacks might be hard to dodge.

Still we should gear up after this.

>>39608668
We could be Lizard Krueger.

>>39608675
With super strength armor would not slow us down that much, and we should probably think of a weapon that can hurt most things to have in case super powers fail.

>>39608700
We just need to give punisher a minute to line up his shot with his 50.cal

>>39608707
The only gear we should use is a metal pole, and that's purely for delivering shock attacks or throwing it.

Very much against anything else.

>>39608738
Maybe a bag of ball bearings to throw. The things we could do with our aiming powers and strength.

>>39608547
>unnatural 20
>chilling success

You move without thinking. Everything just comes to a point at the front of your brain and you feel your legs pounding against the asphalt, claws pushing through your fingertips, horns tearing free.

The way Negative moves isn’t natural – he clears just short of half the distance between him and Noriko in two short, staccato snaps of motion. You’re no slouch yourself, though, and you bull into him as he tightens his muscles to make a third leap, your horns hitting the side of his ribcage with enough force to produce a slight clap of expanding air.

He grunts, shifting off balance slightly, and you arc a fist up into his face. A sharp, wet pain blossoms through your hand – his cheekbones are like concrete. His head snaps back slightly, lips curling in annoyance, and your danger sense screams along your spine. Ducking down, you manage to avoid being bisected by a horizontal chop, the air shrieking along his palm as it passes an inch over your horns.

You punch him again, and again, and again, a fury like nothing else burning in your breast. Your muscles groan, bones creaking and chipping and snapping along your knuckles.

He staggers back a little under the onslaught, raising an arm to shield his face, but you smell no blood upon your knuckles but your own.

>[ ] Shout for everyone to leave. You can get away yourself.
>[ ] Back off, let the others hit him with their stuff.
>[ ] Full power to ORA.
>[ ] Write in.

>>39608762
>>[ ] Shout for everyone to leave. You can get away yourself.

now we are kung-fu fighting

>>39608762
>[ ] Shout for everyone to leave. You can get away yourself.

>>39608762
>>[ ] Back off, let the others hit him with their stuff.
Maaaaan, I really wanna just go full JoJo but that's really not our strength

>>39608762
>[ ] Full power to ORA.

ORA ORA ORA!

>>39608716
And hey, we wouldn't technically be responsible for killing him! Not that the press would care, but it'd be a weight off us

>>39608762
>Try to jam a claw through his ear into his head

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>>39608700
tie him up with what?

>>39608762

>[ ] Back off, let the others hit him with their stuff.

>>39608762
>[ ] Back off, let the others hit him with their stuff.
Keep circling, try to hit him off balance.

>>39608762
>[ ] Shout for everyone to leave. You can get away yourself.

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Dat natural weapons update.

>Level 3: JJ’s claws may now be modified so as to be heavy or long (going to 18” at longest and thinnest). They are highly resistant to damage. At this level, JJ may protrude and retract a prehensile, spaded tail capable of gripping solid objects.
>Level 4: JJ’s claws may be shot, but take some time to regenerate. They are roughly as durable as adamantine. At this level, JJ may reform his legs into a digitigrade shape with hardened, keratin-like soles and claws. Though not as useful for climbing, these limbs allow JJ to kick harder and move faster over open terrain.

>>39608762
>>[ ] Shout for everyone to leave. You can get away yourself.

>>39608799
figure of speech anon. Meaning to keep him busy.

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We can't get Noriko and Julian out of here while Mr Negative is on the offensive. I'm trying to think of ways we could win. Our claws can cut through steel but I don't know if they will cut Mr Negative.

I think Laura's Claws are the only thing that has a 100% chance of hurting Mr Negative. Or if Lucas drains some energy from him for other attacks to work. But their not here right now.

>>39608806
I know what I'm voting for.

>>39608762
>[ ] Back off, let the others hit him with their stuff.

>[ ] Shout for everyone to leave. You can get away yourself.

If people want they can still attack him. Probably wont do jack squat tho.

Go invisible, and run/fly away. Garb anyone who can't get away in your invisibility shield.

>>39608738
I would say metal chain, or cabling since we probably can control its movements like a whip, and strike around barriers, but I agree that we should get metal weapon for remote shocking.

>>39608755
Yea, we should get additional ranged weapons, beside eyebems. I don't see us using them that much, but good to have.

Also we should carry some gass/poison weapon (paper spray or something) for heavy armor things.

>>39608762
>[ ] Shout for everyone to leave. You can get away yourself.
>[ ] Full power to ORA.
This is one of those fights we can't ease up on. Kinda like practice against Kimura, in that way.
He's too strong to allow him any time to get his footing.

>>39608762
>[ ] Back off, let the others hit him with their stuff.

>>39608762
Use claws

>>39608762
[x] Tell Julian to send this guy flying

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>>39608806

Aw shit, we can go full Velociraptor.

>>39608762
>>[ ] Shout for everyone to leave. You can get away yourself.
Wait till they are gone and lead him on a goose chase away from them, turn invis and disappear.

>>39608785
The fuck is ORA?

>>39608762
>>[ ] Shout for everyone to leave. You can get away yourself.

>>39608874
Sound an anime character makes when using something or someone as a punching bag.
Basically a word for yelling like a tool.

>>39608874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thSElRaIBxc

>>39608874
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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>people want to take mr negative on solo

no its fine. I like getting brainwashed and or beaten up.

>>39608874
>Not knowing about JoJo
Fore shame anon.

>>39608874
Crappy meme that has a 90% chance of getting spewed every time punching is involved in a quest.

>>39608762
>[ ] Back off, let the others hit him with their stuff.

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>>39608874
Something to Stand by.

Okay, looks like you're going to

>[X] Shout for everyone to leave.

What would you like to do to keep him busy during this?

>[ ] Try to stab or slash with your claws.
>[ ] Back off slightly and focus on dodging his attacks.
>[ ] Close range optic blaaaaasts.
>[ ] Full power to Ora.

>>39608920
>[ ] Full power to Ora.

>>39608920
>[ ] Try to stab or slash with your claws

>>39608806

Making claws as durable as adamantine was already sweet, but the legs upgrade seals it for me.

I wonder if there are any good videos of Batroc the Leaper fighting that JJ could get his hands on.

>>39608920
>[ ] Try to stab or slash with your claws.

>>39608920
>>[ ] Back off slightly and focus on dodging his attacks.
Crackbitch immunity

>>39608920
>[ ] Full power to Ora.

lets send him flying or make him smoke from friction

>>39608920
>[ ] Close range optic blaaaaasts.
BEHOLD

>>39608920
>>[ ] Try to stab or slash with your claws.
Are fists don't do shit.

>>39608920
>[ ] Close range optic blaaaaasts.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqgdWu4IvfM

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Remember when Laura Broke JJ's arms and legs during a sparring session despite JJ being much more durable? JJ had muscle memory at that time. Why don't we use those same moves against Mr Negative?

>>39608920
>[ ] Try to stab or slash with your claws.

>>39608806
That... sounds... Totally and entirely awesome and oh my god we have to pick this

>>39608920
>[ ] Full power to Ora.
Unleash the beast

>>39608920

Can't Mr. Negative do some nasty shit just by him touching you? I don't know if we should be punching him with bare hands.

>[ ] Back off slightly and focus on dodging his attacks.
while
>[ ] Close range optic blaaaaasts.

Don't need to get hit while hitting him. We can do both, right?

Aim for the eyes for maximum blindness.

>>39608899
I dunno why people want to fight someone, that is clearly immune to all our attacks.

>>39608949

Seconded.

>>39608920

>>39608920
>[ ] Full power to Claw-Ora.
JJ, use Fury Swipes!

>>39608920
>>[ ] Back off slightly and focus on dodging his attacks.
Doesn't look like we can hurt him much anyway

>>39608806
I know what I'm voting for as well. Hot damn bullet resistance and increased land speed. We road runner now

>>39608920
>[ ] Try to stab or slash with your claws.
>[ ] Full power to Ora
and >>39608949

>>39608920
>[ ] Back off slightly and focus on dodging his attacks.

>>39608920
>>[ ] Try to stab or slash with your claws.

>>39608874
A punching meme, it's usually the sound someone in Japanese makes while pretending to punch something while voice acting

>>39608920
>[ ] Close range optic blaaaaasts.
Aim for ankles and joints.

>>39608920
>>[ ] Close range optic blaaaaasts.

>>39608971
>>39608806

Since it mentions kicking harder and not just kicks doing more damage, does that mean it also improves JJ's ability to jump?

>>39608762
>[ ] Write in.
Stop punching and dice his shit up.

>>39608920
Try to utilize one of the techniques that Laura undoubtedly used to trip us or someone else at some point and augment it by optic blasting MNeg's face.

>>39609023
Should do.

>>39609023
I would certainly believe so. JJ jump good

Wow, pretty divided.

I'm gonna go with

>[X] CLAWS

with a side order of

>[X] OPTIC BLAAAAST

>Combat Check
>DC17
>+3 modifier

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>39609060

>>39609063
Smooth as fuck

Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>39609060

Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>39609060
Rolling

>>39609063
Everyone stop rolling, it's done.

>>39609023
That is correct.

Rolled 20 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>39609060

>>39609063
Unnatural twenty! Good job anon!

>>39609083
poop

>>39609083
A little late buddy.

>>39609083
your late goddamn it

>>39609083
Boo, stinks but we succeed anyway.

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>>39609077

Awesome, how much of an improvement are we talking? I'm not even sure how far vertically/horizontally JJ can jump as it is, either from a standing position or with a running start.

>>39609077
Yosh! Time to leap on top of roof tops and tree lines!

>>39607731

What day will it be in HMQ once midnight strikes?

>>39609117
Well, we're at roughly Spider-Man tier strength, and he can get around by jumping from rooftop to rooftop.

>>39609171

Nah. We're still inferior in terms of strength to Spider-Man.

>>39609060
JJ needs to use his legs more often, them kickers would launch anything backwards.

>>39609171
Yes, but he has his swinging webs.

We can climb up walls, and jump to nearby roofs, but nowhere near as good as him.

If we had whips(/wires/chains) we could probably use them Indiana Jones style, wrapping around stuff, and then swing around.

>>39609178
Ultimate Spider-Man, I'm sure we're as strong as or more strong then other Spider-Men.

>>39609202

I don't think he's ever even utilized the fact that he can grow claws on his feet. Laura would be pretty well equipped to teach him how to make use of his weaponized-feet in a fight.

Unfortunately good shoes are a fair bit more expensive to replace.

>>39609236

If we upgraded adhesive it'd be a bit easier for JJ to just run/walk around on walls and leap between buildings. Considering how long it took for us to upgrade Tesla Hands though, I'm not holding my breath on Adhesive ever being thrown a bone.

>>39609238

No we're not.

>>39609236
Even without the webs, Spidey can jump several stories.

>>39609236
That sounds like a job for expendable elbows!

>>39609278

They're not that long. I think.

I could be wrong about that, however.

>>39609267
Source? All confirmation I've read is we're weaker to Ultimate Spider-Man (aka our Spider-Man) I don't recall crusty saying we were weaker to other Spider-Men

>>39609259
Wings 3 would be a better travel purchase first. Adhesive 2 will be worthwhile to get eventually.

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>>39609236

>If we had whips(/wires/chains) we could probably use them Indiana Jones style, wrapping around stuff, and then swing around.

ELBOW BLADES
Requires: Level 2 Claws & Fangs
Cost: 1
This ability allows JJ to protrude a pair of long, razor-sharp biological blades from his elbows. They have all the qualities that his current Claws & Fangs level bestows.

ELBOW SPINES
Requires: Level 2 Claws & Fangs, Elbow Blades
Cost 1
This ability allows JJ to extend his elbow blades atop a set of chitinous, spiny cords, roughly two meters in length. These cords are moderately prehensile.

>>39609300
>http://marvel.wikia.com/Spider-Man_%28Peter_Parker%29

Granted, the wikia is iffy, but generally I think that's how strong he is.

>>39609329
when have we seen this I thought we only go for things we have seen/experienced not just what what ever we want

>>39609329
>This ability allows JJ to extend his elbow blades atop a set of chitinous, spiny cords, roughly two meters in length. These cords are moderately prehensile.
More abilities that can JJ can use during sex. Jesus Christ, this is amazing.

>>39609369

That was just a theory, not actually something we've held strictly to.

>>39609369
The pattern of powers followed what we had encountered before for a long time, so the theory popped up.

However, since the crate event, there is a whole grab bag of potential powers we don't even know we have been in the presence of.

>>39609329
Yews but chains are cheaper, conduct electricity, can be longer, are disposable, and have other uses(like chaining people up, or making rope bridges or something).

While I am not opposed to getting them, we could just go to nearest shopping center, and get a roll of chain for 100$ (or cheaper, dunno chain costs) or just find some and loot it.

So then we can get photo 4 or something else with the points instead.

>(1/2)

>>39609063
>unnatural 20
>blasphemous success

What was it this guy said? ‘More impressive than expected?’

You feel yourself burn with indignation. He’ll never underestimate you again after today.

Watching you in stern, weathered silence, he deflects one your punches with the flat of his palm, and you hear his opposite hand tightening into a fist. You shift back, and let the pressure peak behind your eyes. With a sound like a drum snapping, a short-lived flash of light bursts from your eyes, striking him just below the shoulder. It doesn’t hurt him – he doesn’t make a sound – but it does jerk one side of his body back slightly, the fist aimed for your chest now streaking through the empty air over your shoulder.

Through the thunder and the bright, pulsing red of the adrenaline, you notice chalky lines of his brow falling into a frown.

“Run!” You scream, your voice guttural and hoarse. “I’ve got this!”

Mr. Negative doesn’t appear to agree. His lips curl gently upward into something like a smile, and he swipes at you with the back of his hand. You can hear the air turning and twisting like fire in its wake – if he hits you, just once, it’ll ruin you.

>(2/2)

Calling to mind Laura’s movements, you sway back, letting the limb pass harmless through the air before you. You see your opportunity beckoning.

As his swipe terminates, you bring your hand up, adhering your palm to the glowing fabric of his sleeve. He jerks away, but sticks fast – you’ve no doubt that, with that prodigious strength of his, he could break free pretty easily, but you’re counting on a moment of surprise.

His eyes widen. He freezes, just for a second, as though evaluating exactly what’s happening here.

Roaring with exertion, you extend your claws into several inches of razor sharp keratin, and stab them straight into the joint of his elbow. There is a sharp, painful sense of pressure that passes along your claws, reverberating up your fingers into your knuckles, and then something gives. It’s not much – it feels like trying to dig a blunt knife through solid ice – but your claws push very slightly through his skin, into the soft tissues beneath.

Mr. Negative lets out a quiet, sharp hiss of pain, and tears his arm away, his full strength making short work of your palm’s ability to hold him.

There must have been something about your voice earlier, because you can hear your companions running from the scene at full-pelt.

And now Mr. Negative’s attention appears to be entirely upon you.

>[ ] Lead him away before vanishing.
>[ ] Concentrate on dodging his attacks a while before vanishing.
>[ ] Go on the offense.
>[ ] Write in.

>>39609488
>[ ] Concentrate on dodging his attacks a while before vanishing.

>>39609488
>>[ ] Lead him away before vanishing.

>>39609488
>[ ] Concentrate on dodging his attacks a while before vanishing.

If we turn our back on him, we are going to get nailed.

>>39609436
>implying bladed elbow spines would only be useful for climbing.

You have little imagination anon. Look up Ellen Lied; we would be frighteningly powerful (if we also had the ability to selecltively make our spines invisible)

>>39609436

I get your point, but actually having them be an extension of JJ's body would allow him to do a lot more with them then he could with a chain. He's no damn Ghost Rider.

Plus, eventually having two-meter long spiky prehensile tentacles topped with roughly-adamantine-strength blades is a fair bit better than any chain could be.

>>39609488
>Go on the offense.
> Write in.
Nothing to hold us back now, unleash the beast inside.

>>39609488
>[ ] Act as if you're running and vanish, but try and get the jump on him and go on the offensive instead.

>>39609488
Comment on the lack of supers helping.
"Oh sure, I STEAL from you and Spiderman's on my ass like a fly on shit, but when he could actually help, where is he?"

>>39609488
>>[ ] Concentrate on dodging his attacks a while before vanishing.

>>39609488

>[X] Concentrate on dodging his attacks a while before vanishing.

We have to buy some time, but don't get cocky.

>>39609527
Apart from a sense of self preservation perhaps?

We've just been wailing on this guy for a solid 5minutes now, and its hurting us more than him.

>>39609488
>[ ] Concentrate on dodging his attacks a while before vanishing.
CHEESE IT

>>39609488
>>[ ] Go on the offense.
Optic beam him right in the eyes, and then vanish.

>>39609536
Where is spiderman where you need him?

>>39609553
Let's me believe we can win Anon.
Don't take that away from me.

>>39609488
>[ ] Concentrate on dodging his attacks a while before vanishing.
Dodge and mock and mock and dodge. It works for Webhead and it'll help buy time.

>>39609488
>>[ ] Concentrate on dodging his attacks a while before vanishing.

>>39609488
>[ ] Go on the offense.
Use his strength against him and break one of his arms the way Laura did.

>>39609488
>[ ] Concentrate on dodging his attacks a while before vanishing.

>[X] Concentrate on dodging his attacks a while before vanishing.

>Combat Check
>DC18
>+5 modifier

Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>39609632
SMOKEBOMB!

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>39609632
Shieeeet

Rolled 7 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>39609632
be the DOOM!

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>39609632

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>>39609632
>DC18

Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>39609632

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>>39609647

You motherfucking slow piece of grarbage.

>>39609643
>>39609644
>>39609646
We are dead.

>>39609643
I hate me, now and forever.
We could have had THIS >>39609647

>>39609647
well.
That sucks.

Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>39609632
Rolling

>>39609644
If only rolls without modifiers didn't count.

>>39609671
Then that 20 wouldn't have.

>>39609647
Fuck, can we have this for surviving the punch?

>2 in the day
What the fuck CJ it's not even 1PM where I am
>>39609643
>>39609644
>>39609646
Guess we'll be shaking hands with the perky goth teenager real soon/

>>39609681
Wow, I guess my eyesight is really going.

>>39609681

But the 15 after would have seen us to victory.

>>39609517
Yes, but that takes points, we don't have. We can get if if people vote for it, but people never vote for it, because they want something random.

We can vote for it, but until we get the vote, we should just get the option we can have. Yes super tentacles are better. But whip is good until we get them.

>>39609643
>>39609644
>>39609646
>>39609647
Fuuuuuuuuuu

>>39609681
but that 15 would have

>>39609691
Fair enough. It's no nat 20, but it gets the job done.

We don't have karma do we?

>>39609710

We wasted it earlier in the thread.

>>39609643
>>39609644
>>39609646
Best case scenario: we get the shit knocked out of us.
Worst case scenario: meet Nega-JJ

>>39609710
Spent it earlier to try and attack him together to prevent crackbitchitude.

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>>39609710
karma is only for critfails

its been over 100 threads

why do anons keep fucking this up?

>>39609643
>>39609644
>>39609646
Shit. Prepare your cloaca JJ

>>39609488
>[ ] Lead him away before vanishing.

>>39609643
>>39609644
>>39609646

I guess it was too much ask to get away from this unscathed.

>>39609488
>[ ] Phase into the ground.

>>39609729

Because some anons are afraid of failure.

>>39609661
Nah, just hurt pretty badly.

>>39609710
Karma is only for re-rolling crit fails. This is just good old fashion crack bitch.

>>39609729
Too many QMs pussyfoot their way through shit. JJ may be a crackbitch, but he's OUR crackbitch, and we don't expect to just have shit handed to us on a plate.

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>>39609764
no, I mean karma can only be spent on critfails

regular fails are not applicable. its the mechanics.

i feel like anons have amensia sometimes

ah well, time to test limb regrowth

>>39609809
A moral compass counts as a limb?

>>39609821
he can just rip our arms off anon.

>>39609830
so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_IRK867-U0&list=PLB55DF50269C18B48&index=8

>>39609729
Different quests have different systems and people mix them up.

>>39609809
Magic type person can probably track us from our limb, if he gets to keep it.

I hope he does not bother with that.

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>>39609941
Nothing I've read says he is in tune with the supernatural. I 'd wager he doesn't have a wizard on the payroll.

>>39609941
Alternatively, if he were to toss the limbs aside thinking he got us, we can probably stick them back and not regrow them from nothing.

>(1/2)

>>39609643
>14
>not quite

That’s it. You feel a weight lift from your shoulders.

You’ve done enough. You just need to stall him now. And while the thought of that fills you with gut-wrenching terror, it’s still something of a relief. You don’t know how many more times you could test your fists against this guy’s flesh before you ended up with hands like hamburgers. The adrenaline helps – it helps a lot – but it still hurts.

Shifting his weight so that his damaged arm is held somewhat back, the supervillain bears down on you, apparently much more inclined to take the offensive now that he knows he can be hurt.

You duck and weave, the breath pounding in your chest, every punch or kick or palm thrust closing within an inch of ruining you. You find yourself watching his movements almost with a sense anticipation – Mr. Negative’s attacks are linear, and sometimes they seem oddly out-of-place, but there’s clearly some kind of technique to them, and you can feel your muscles drinking it in.

Pirouetting to the side of a legitimately earth-shattering kick (seriously, the ground shakes and cracks spread where his heel hits the asphalt), you move to back further away, put some distance between you and him before you vanish, but he suddenly levers himself forward in a surprising burst of speed, the ground behind him upturning slightly at the force.

>>39609996
this might hurt

>>39609809
>limb regrowth
anon you don't know how Mr. Negative's touch powers work do you? Prepare for Silent Hill adventures

>(2/2)

Your muscles bunch. You’ve just hit the ground, though, it’s literally impossible to –

The back of his hand slices through the air. You hurl yourself back with all the strength in your body, every bone, every muscle, every drop of blood pushing and screaming and burning.

And he clips you with the tips of his fingers.

There is an instant of not being on the ground, but you don’t recognize it till it’s over. The pain isn’t immediate either – first, you’re just aware of not being where you were before, being crumpled up on the opposite side of the road, the world seeming to have just snapped from one moment to another around you.

For a moment you can’t feel anything, and then you feel everything at once. Your ribs, fractured across one side, tiny shards digging like motes of fire into your lungs. The arm you’re lying on feels like a paper bag full of broken glass.

There is a long, slick trail of blood extending across the tarmac in front of you, leading all the way back to one side of your periphery.

You can’t feel one side of your face.

Rolling his shoulders, Mr. Negative strides toward you across the road.

>[ ] Vanish, try to run.
>[ ] Vanish, pretend to be gone.
>[ ] Try to blast him back and run.
>[ ] Write in.

>>39610024
>[ ] Vanish, try to run.

>>39610024
>[ ] Vanish, try to run.

>>39610024
>[ ] Try to blast him back and run.

lets not be around him

>>39610024
>>[ ] Vanish, try to run.

>>39610024
>[ ] Vanish, try to run.

>>39610024
>>[ ] Vanish, pretend to be gone.
The blood trail will give us away if we run.

>[x] Vanish, pretend to be gone.

>>39610024
>Say an insult in Russian, then bolt while invisible.

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>>39610024

>[X] Vanish, try to run.

Where's Batman when you need him?

>>39610024
>[ ] Vanish, pretend to be gone.
A single failure basically ruined us. Damn.

>>39610024
>[ ] Vanish, try to run.

RUNNNN

>>39610024
>>[ ] Try to blast him back and run.

>>39610024
>[ ] Vanish, try to run.

>>39610024

>[ ] Vanish, try to run.

>>39610054
This.

>>39610024
>>[ ] Vanish, try to run.

Run the fuck away. Hold blood, wrap with clothes.

>>39610060
Lol good idea, keep it in case he catches up, tho, so it's harder to discern our location. Don't give away location, if we can.

>>39610072
Peter is having a family emergency and Moon Knight is gonna let one dumb criminal get his ass plastered before he beats up the winner.

>>39610024
>[ ] Vanish, try to run.
Get to high ground!

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>>39610073
the guy is at least spider-man tier strong

>people just wanted to ORA ORA ORA him like they were a Jostar

>>39610108
This. Lets fly away. On these wings of freedom.

>>39610024
>[ ] Vanish, try to run.
Preferably via flight, for maximum git gone. Running is slightly higher priority for me at the moment than vanishing.

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>>39610116
Not with broken ribs, we ain't flying. Flying muscles are supported by ribs.

>>39610112

>the guy is at least spider-man tier strong

He can punch Spider-Man straight through a building, he's well above Spidey-tier.

>>39610112
Jostars aren't really known for being overly smart when it comes to challenges of power.

>>39610116
With a broken arm that is going to be our wing? With broken ribs?

Great plan

>captcha: deadd

True dat

>>39610112
>the guy is at least spider-man tier strong

He's stronger than Spider-Man

>>39610112
Hey, Spider-Man had trouble punching him too. We aren't the only pleas who vastly underestimated his strength

>>39610136
>>39610143
We just got our head smacked around. JJ ought to be a little bit confused by now. It's well in character.

>>39610112
we did pierce his skin

>>39610024
>[ ] Vanish, pretend to be gone.
I guess fighting him was a bad idea.

>>39610160
Negative can corrupt/brainwash people we should not hang around doing stupid shit.

>>39610162
We freaking scratched him with claws+super strength. He is more durable than steel plate. Dunno what we(or anyone else) can do to him.

>>39610162
If we were african, gay or a junky this might result in Mr. Negative becoming positive, but alas none of that applies.

Joyce vs Negative would be fun.

>>39610196
Could he beat himself?

>>39610191
I mean, most of the options we chose were for buying time and escaping. Not once did we choose to directly confront him

>>39610196
>freaking

>>39610196
It was a joke. Calm down.

>>39610162
JJ trying to fight Negative is like a normal dude armed with a letter opener trying to fight a rhino. Could probably pierce the skin, but good fucking luck with that.

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>>39610191
fighting him alone was a bad idea.

but the idea of dealing with nega-Laura would have been just as bad if not worse

>>39610220
>buying time
By letting him throw punches at us while we try and dodge. That's close enough to fighting for me.

>>39610196
We did not fucking 'scratch' him. We gouged into his arms, which was difficult, but certainly not just surface layer damage

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>>39610112
Why does no one remember that time Laura showed JJ moves that where specifically designed for fighting people stronger than us. And Why didn't anyone vote to use those moves on the guy that's stronger than us?

>>39610242
Nega Laura?