>>39532466
Places I say things (like imminent threads): https://twitter.com/Predhack

The story to now: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Re:%20Lizard%20EX%20Quest

Character sheet: http://pastebin.com/dLa1ayJX (updated)

>>39532466
>>I hurt
>I have a name y'know
>Other questions or commentary for auntie <specify>
Where'd that bird go? Is it's corpse still around? How'd I get here? When'd you get back?

>>39532466
>>39532539
this is good

>>39532466
>Hey!

>>39532466
>I have a name y'know
>I hurt

>>39532466
>>I have a name y'know

>I hurt

>>39532466
Talk to the auntie
>writing

>>39532794
"Hey."

"Heys to you too, little one."

"I have a name," you say, trying not to moan piteously. You feel like you've been rolled over a fire made of spikes.

"I heards. It's a very nice name, little one," auntie nods.

You narrow your eyes at her. "You are doings that on purpose," you grumble.

"Doings what, little one?" Auntie asks, a mischevious sparkle.

"You won't call me that when I'm as big as mom."

"We'll see."

There's a pause, and you listen. You can hear the scrabblings noise that usually indicates your siblings moving en masse in the next room. It's accompanied by the soft groaning of the house you're learning to associate with mom resettling her bulk. Something nearby stinks of healer. You try to get your feet under you to move to see what's going on but your limbs kindly tell you to that if you want to move you're going to have to be a snake.

"I hurt."

"That's understandable," auntie says reasonably, "You're fairly injured. Kuru went to get more medicine. Somone apparently found a way to get themself set on fire in the middle of the swamp. Multiple times, I'm told."

"You say that like is hard," you scoff weakly. "You should see the other guy."

"I think I did," Auntie says, looking a bit green.

"Was there anything left? I wanted it."

Auntie just rolls her eyes.

"How'd I get home? And when did you get home."

"I dragged you and your younger brother home," auntie explains.

"Jho?"

"Who is Jho?"

"The smallest brother," you explain.

"No the other one. I don't think he has a name yet."

"Besides 'stupid,'" you grunt.

Auntie very carefully neither agrees or disagrees with that. Somewhere on the other side of auntie you hear someone make a hurt noise. The emotional kind of hurt. You're the only one making phsyically hurt noises.

>Investi- er, ask what the noise was
>Can you go get any of the bird still leftover?
>I explode now. I should probably see a witch about that.
>What are they doing in there?
>Other questions?
>Other?

>>39533289
>I explode now. I should probably see a witch about that.

>>39533289
>Investi- er, ask what the noise was
bro you awake?

>>39533289
>>Investi- er, ask what the noise was
Aww, right in the feels.
>I explode now. I should probably see a witch about that.
We're going to end up like harvey dent at this rate.

>>39533289
What was that?
>writing

The other Re:monster quests end, this one begins.
All my Yes. The ride never ends.

>>39533515
"Who was that?" you ask.

Auntie carefully picks you up, which still hurts, and rolls over, depositing you on the ground in front of a wall. It's tastefully decorated with the stuff you remember plus one lizard bro caked in purple crap.

"Welcomes back," you say to him.

"'m not stupid," he grumbles. He looks like he's having a rough day. Actually from here you can see the window, looks like early morning. You were out for a while. So a rough day and some.

"He's just upset that he didn't get nearly as far as he thought,' auntie tells you.

"He walked in a circle?" you ask. You remember auntie warning you about how that could happen.

"He walked in six circles, and crossed his own path a dozen tiems," auntie grumbles, "that made tracking him very hard."

"You found him?"

"Him and a few other things," Auntie nods, "Though I tied with your father for finding him first." She sees the look you're giving her and continues defensively. "It's true! He's not completely useless. He just refuses to stand up to anyone he thinks is important."

Huh. You wouldn't have expected that.

"I explode now," you tell auntie.

"That's a quick subject change," she comments, "Also scary. Should we be keeping you in the house?" she asks jovially.

You try to shrug but your shoulders are having none of it, so you stick to talking. "If I'm not glowing and on fire you're probably fine. I should probably see the witch though since it makes me burn."

Auntie nods."If that's what you want to do. Though I think your mother intends to keep you close until you have fewer holes in you than she has eyes."

You sniff, then regret it when the smell of medicine fills your nose. "How many do I have now?"

"How many did those birds have after you were done with them?"

"None?" you offer, "Fire doesn't make holes."

>plural?
>Further discussion? <specify>
>anything to say to bro? <specify>
>This is going to be a boring day <FF>
>Other

>>39533598
We started over an hour ago...

>>39534043
>plural?
>Brow Next time follow directions. Breavery can easily be stupidity if you go off and out without a smart plan. Admittedly My plan to kill birds was less than stellar, but once I was in the fight I kinda didn't have time to reconsider.
>Further discussion? <specify>
How long am I going to have to wait?

>>39534043
>>plural?

>>39534086
Seconded?

>>39534043
>writing

>>39534335
"Wait, birds? Like more than one?"

"You killed most of a flock of chickens."

"But there was only one. The rest ran away," you say, confused. "Wait, did the red rooster turn into a bunch of smaller roosters when I blasted it to bits?!" You don't remember killing tiny versions but things get fuzzy around the part where you caught on fire.

"What? No. Chickens do not run far. They will stop to watch from a 'safe' distance. Their safe distance did not put them out of range of your fire so you got some of them," auntie explains.

You're kind of glad things don't explode into tiny versions of themselves when you kill them. Though that would have been kind of cool.

"I've only ever seen mushroom monsters make little versions of themselves when you hurt them. Maybe a slime did that once," she starts talking to herself as she thinks, "That may have just been a lot of little slimes in a clump though."

>Pep talk the bro, maybe someday he can aspire to normal intelligence <writeins welcome>
>Hold up, Auntie is telling stories, this sounds like a fantastic way to spend the rest of the day. <Fastforward an amount of time you specify>
>Further questions?
>Other?

>>39534601
>>Hold up, Auntie is telling stories, this sounds like a fantastic way to spend the rest of the day

>>39534601
>Hold up, Auntie is telling stories, this sounds like a fantastic way to spend the rest of the day. <Fastforward an amount of time you specify>

Maybe 2 or 3 hours?

>>39534601
>>Hold up, Auntie is telling stories, this sounds like a fantastic way to spend the rest of the day. <Fastforward an amount of time you specify>
4 hours

>>39534601
Story time
>writing

>>39534835
You listen politely as auntie muses, putting in the occasional word or question to get her on track and she begins telling you about the time her, mom, and Dad got mixed up with slimes. Eventually you notice mom has pushed the other siblings into the room and is sitting halfway into it herself listening. You get the impression Auntie likes telling stories.

Kuru shows up a couple hours later, the story having evolved so she covered the backstory and she has just started into the aftermath.

"So there we are the next morning when Kuru comes for breakfast and to see how the whole thing wents," Auntie says with amusement, "And she finds yours truly clinging to the cieling trying to brush off the gooey bastards that followed me up, your mom and Uncle Jho rollings and thrashings around in a mass of slimes, trying to eats her way out, your uncle Gan has burrowed into the ground and is breathing through a reed, and your dad still frozen to the wall by all the slimes he hit with the spell. And Kuru just looks at the mess, ignores our cries for help, and walks back out. It was the cruelest betrayal of my young life," she says, her eyes sparkling with mirth as Kuru sets out the medicines she brought with her.

"I came back!" Kuru protests, "I came back with a big bag of salt and cleaned out the lot!"

Auntie nods and adds, "So Kuru came back and started throwing salt everywhere, and the little things just pops like blisters. Slime goo everywhere! We spent ten minutes chipping frozen slime off your dad." she laughs to herself, "And that's why I always carry an extra bag of salt with my seasonings."

"And how we learned not to walk home in the rain with a bag of fresh tree slimes after spending all day poking at said slimes for fun," mom adds.

>Applaud Kuru's ingenuity
>Ask story related question
>Get doctored. We need an ETA til witch time
>other?

>>39535309
>>Applaud Kuru's ingenuity

I like Kuru

We should mention that the roosters eyes glowed, at some point.

>>39535309
>Applaud Kuru's ingenuity

>>39535309
>>Applaud Kuru's ingenuity

>>39535309
>Applaud Kuru's ingenuity

>>39535309
Good job Kuru
Minor delay while I consume soup
>writing

>>39535500
The soup is made of lamb

>>39535500
"Kuru is smart," you say, bobbing your head with approval.

Your family quickly agrees, and Kuru looks slightly bashful at the attention. That doesn't stop her from dragging you aside and lathering you with horrible smelling medicines.

"Kuru always knows what's going on," auntie says sagely. "She's one of the best touchstones for news around. Speaking of..." Auntie looks at Kuru patiently and Kuru rolls her eyes.

"The fish are getting rowdy again," she finally says. Mom looks interested but Kuru shakes her head. "The watch head wants to try and press them back without you, Kasha. They got this way because they somehow figured out you were up north. He thinks we should demonstrate that just because you're always willing to crack heads doesn't mean we need to rely on you."

Mom looks conflicted at that. You get the feeling she's really like to 'crack heads' but at the same time wants to hang around and watch your siblings. She seems to resolve her long struggle after a long look at you and middle bro.

Kuru divvies out what other news she has and you start to lose interest and doze in the afternoon light until auntie shrieks.

"What do you mean Wasem is out for my head? I haven't even done anything!"

"He says you stole his hat and poisoneds the youth against him," Kuru explains. She's about to explain the rest of the story when Auntie points angrily at mom.

"You means THAT hat, no?!" Oh she was pointing at mom's hat. Mom touches the brim of it to make sure it's still in place and resettles herself, apparently enjoying the spectacle. "Why am I being accuseds of hat theft when I don't even get the hat-related spoils?!"

Kuru manages to get out the story of the priest's visit yesterday, and auntie just gets more angry.

[1/2]

>>39536124
"I didn't steals his hat! If anyone stoles his hat it was probably the little one, no?" she says gesturing at you. You put on your most innocent face and anyone who sees it immediately suspects auntie is correct. You may need to work on your innocent face. You switch to your adorable face and that at least gets eye rolls and attention off you.

"I notices you didn't say anything against the 'poisonings a generation against him' part," Mom observes in her normal whisper.

Auntie shrugs. "Would anyone believe me if I denied it?"

A chorus of "no" answers her, starting with Mom and Kuru, then passing through you and your siblings. Then added to by your dad as he walks in the door. Auntie looks especially affronted at the betrayal of you and your siblings.

"What am I disagreeing with?" your dad asks, as he puts his ceremonial wear and his stick away. He's quickly brought up to speed and then dies laughing when Mom gets to the part where auntie says she might not have been spouting anti-priest rhetoric.

The medicine you're covered in must have had something in it though as you pass out shortly after.

How to spend the recovery period?

>Suggest

>>39536058
Tomato

>>39536143
basking as much as we can

>>39536143
Pleb

French Onion is the best

>>39536143
Try creating flames that DON'T burn us.

>>39536143
Basking to get warms and then trying our magic

>>39536143
Learning rocks stacking, leaning any magic tips dad can teach us before we go see witch. Arts and crafts, Work on crawling and stealth too.

>>39536143
Alright gimme 2d100 to not set self on fire.

Rolled 13, 95 = 108 (2d100)

>>39536328
Here we go!!!

Rolled 78, 47 = 125 (2d100)

>>39536328
Have dad on hand to put us out.

Rolled 71, 70 = 141 (2d100)

>>39536328

Rolled 30, 8 = 38 (2d100)

>>39536328
PRAISE THE SUN!

>>39536328
78 95
Alright

>>39536397
We good?

>>39536409
>writing about fire

>>39536441
Roll me 1d100 to also practice stealth

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>39536516

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>39536516

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>39536516

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>39536516

>>39536516
In the next few days you find out very quickly that being injured sucks. Being injured with a mom that is sick of you randomly endangering yourself/setting yourself on fire also sucks. You end up spending anytime not playing with your siblings hanging with middle bro. Literally.

Thankfully Auntie comes to the rescue. She doesn't get you down, but she realizes that you and your brother are a captive audience who hasn't heard any of her stories. Which you'd be perfectly willing to listen to when you WEREN'T walled but she only offers when you are. You suspect she may just be keeping an eye on you in case you try to escape. She was incredibly frustratingly in the way of your attempts to escape at any rate.

Mom apparently noticed that when you do your glowing it precursors to your being on fire and is quick to stop you from setting yourself ablaze again. Magic time gets relegated to night time. Where you glow anyway. Time carefully spent trying not to go off like a fire cracker pays off in the form of figuring out why you glow, sort of. Something about night time just pulls at the murky grit in your well of power and pulls it into the surrounding 'material' for lack of a better word. Somehow this equals glowing. You do work out that it's easier to mess with your magic at night since it apparently wants out anyway.
[1/2]

>>39536843
[2/2]
You try discussing your findings with Dad but he's mystified. He gives you a brief rundown of his experience with magic, of pulling it in, twisting it just right, and letting it out in spell shape with the right word. And how doing any part of that wrong doesn't get you any magic. You fail to follow him utterly since you mostly just push on the power stored in you and get results. Dad ends up more busy quietly testing your other siblings for magical ability. Jho, surprisingly, ends up most likely to be magic. Though some of dad's tests are kind of suspect. You're not sure what balancing a rock on your head has to do with magic but you could probably do it all day. If it weren't a heavy rock.

You get results though. Results like last night, the last night of your recovery, where you succeded in not setting yourself on fire. You pressed all your power out at once and nearly burned a hole in the everything around you. And for a couple seconds the world around you was on fire, and when it ended, it was still on fire, but you weren't. You call that progress. Even better you somehow managed to scooch under Mom's radar and she didn't catch you and wall you.

Tomorrow you get to go see a witch

>Tonight you don't get anymore. I'm going to go plan some stuff. Then I've got work
>Next thread probably usual time on Saturday. I don't work the night before so hopefully I'll wake up earlier.
>Thanks to all you guys for showing up. If you have any questions and the like toss them in here. Auntie and Dad talked about some stuff I glazed over a bit.

>>39536867
thanks for running

>>39536867
thank's for the thread!

>>39536867
Thanks for running! Can we off a few birds for an evo next thread? Also might want to update age on the character sheet.

>>39536867
Thanks for the thread.

Seeing as this is a re: quest we are going to evolve? Should we get wings to make hunting birds easier? Not even the sky will be safe.

>>39536920
If someone can correctly tell me how old the lizard is in the next 5 minutes I'll ignore the next 1 that gets rolled

>>39536867
Thanks for running, how long till we become Bipedal?

>>39536953
14 days old

>>39536961
You're off and on bipedal already. Your siblings even more so. You just have terrible habits from when you were an iguana.

>>39536886
>>39536902
Thanks for coming

>>39536972
Is that your final answer?

>>39536979
YES

>>39536953
>>39536979
I thought we were 17 days old.

>>39536972
>>39536999
I'm still counting 13...

>>39537094
You did a timeskip right now so it could be off

>>39537105
Right I wasn't counting the skip. Setting it to 17 you guys get the legend chip

>>39536979
You mean we have noble, less savage habits from when we were a more regal breed of lizard.

>>39537131
Bless the Lizard God

>>39537131
Awesome. Thanks Lamb. So what our exp multiplier at? Is It Lyra level? Also out of 3 Re monster quest mc where do you think Sunny would fall?

>>39537171
I'm keeping xp close to the chest but seeing as Sunny tends to the murderous end of things and keep getting in fights with stuff much bigger than her, magic or not, she's doesn't have a low XP gain

Out of the three Re Monster quests I only read one of them. So I'll place her at 2.

FUN FACT: Sunny is currently 27.2inches tall when bipedal and measures roughly 54.4 inches from nose to tail as of day 17. She's more than half grown!

>>39537259
So if we evo before we get full growth we wont magically be fully grown just a half grown evo form?

>>39537289
half grown evo

>>39537322
Alright, guess lizards grow slower than spiders. So have we gone off the rails with Sunny yet?

>>39537401
As far as I'm aware Lyra was still growin' her secondary sex characters and some height after she evolved, she just got bigger. Lizards are essentially the same.

Rails?

>>39537508
Rails would be a bad term. Have we varied greatly from your expectations?

>>39537534
Hahahaha. Haha. Oh you have no idea. Those first ones seriously messed with everything

>>39537566
How badly?

>>39537594
If you'd rolled normally mom would have been and gone directly to do another thing (which she ignored this time), auntie would have gone to do auntie's thing as she is sometimes want, and the only responsible adults watching you when your magic became obvious would have been Dad and Kuru.

Those rolls plus your interactions with auntie changed things dramatically.

>>39537566
I assume stuff such as us falling for an obvious trap option of ignoring a fire, going the route of finding our mother despite that not being an intended option, us transcending into hardcore bird murder, and us fighting enemies we weren't supposed to fight solo all have negatively effected us. Also we stole a hat from a potential bad guy in the story and then dodged his question by accusing him of pedophilia.

>>39537679
Those are also things that came later, yes. Which fire did you not ignore?

>>39537704
I was referring to that forest fire we started that led to a whole acid trip moment that will likely cause confusion and irrational fears of magical bears for the rest of our life, as well as an irrational fear of leaving even a single spark of fire after us fighting in the woods.

>>39537674
So basically us rolling 1s turned out really well? for us anyways.

>>39537833
I suppose so. I expected it to make things harder but it didn't work out that way

>>39537810
Those are fun

>>39537995
So what do our siblings think about us? What about or parents and aunt's? Does the priest still remember us?

>>39538138
Shun: She's scary. I should try to help keep her out of trouble
Din: She's mean. I'm bigger and stronger than her
Koma: ZZZzzzz...
Min: Holy crap, she does really cool stuff.
Jho: See above + I want to do that

Dad: Shit which one was this one?
Mom: She's so strong <3 and if she keeps having to demonstrate it I'm going to stick those responsible to the wall til it dissolves from all the gunk on it.
Auntie S: Oh, I like her. She's funny if she's troubling someone other than me.
Kuru: She's cute but she's a handful.

The priest remembers you as the little lizard that called him a pedophile. He couldn't pick you out of a lineup.

>>39538337
So we'll be more memorable when we evo right?

Also how can Dad forget shiny glowy fire lizard?

>>39538337
What about the nameless one?

Is he still pissed off about us calling him stupid?

>>39538466
That'd certainly help

>>39538510
He's got a name. You just didn't get to vote for it cuz you kept falling asleep.

>>39538510
Nameless is Din
Shun is oldest bro
Din is Middle
Koma is eldest sister
Min is little sister
Jho is littlest bro.

and it seems he still is since he thinks we're mean.

>>39538551
Were the eldest aren't we?

>>39538649
Nope We're 2nd born sister 4th born overall.

>>39538685
No we were first and watched the others hatch
Us
Koma
Shun
Min
Din
and we helped Jho

>>39538707
Actually I just re read. We're actually second oldest Shun is slightly older than us. Then Koma Then Din then min then Jho.

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I'm headed to work guys. Thanks again for coming