"It's not that late, and Gohan still seems to have some energy left in him... I could train him a little bit?" You offer. Chichi looks to you, then out the door, into the snowy weather outside, "He'd catch his death out there." She says, shaking her head."Alright, then.... I'll stay in here. Teach him some knowledge. Theory lesson, right?" You smile at Chichi.The mother chews the inside of her cheek, before relenting, setting him down. "Oh alright... but no more than another hour, or else he'll be cranky in the morning, okay?"You nod, as she sets him down on the couch, Bulma and Chichi disappear upstairs. Gohan stares up at you expectantly, eyes wide, flexing his tail between his fingers, the fire pops loudly, earning his attention for a few moments.You lean down in front of him, "Gohan, attention to me, okay?" The boy looks up at you again, head tilted in childlike curiosity.>Take him outside for some combat training.>Teach him about....
>>39531483>Teach him about....SAIYAN CULTURE TRAINING
>>39531483>Teach him about....The Oozaru Form, and that's it's not something to be ashamed of.These humans would oppress Saiyan culture and a core part of the boy's cultural heritage.
>>39531483>Teach him about....Saiyan culture and Oozaru form.
>>39531516High impact lecture hall
>>39531483Teach him about Oozaru form, and other basic Sayan facts. Tail use, food facts, and stuff.Gotta give kid basic education.(Should we give him the birds and bees talk?)
>>39531483Basic saiyan facts.
>>39531559He's still, what, five?
>>39531483>>Teach him about....>The Oozaru Form
>>39531576Gotta start early, so he knows to run, when Freeza touches his no-no spots.
>>39531608>when Freeza touches his no-no spots.>and is absolutely shocked to discover Gohan is hung like a space whale
>>39531608"Uh. I - I need an adult?"
>>39531724I AM AN ADULT!!
Also why is Napa not wearing any pants?It kinda bothers me.
>>39531830Allows better leg movements. Or maybe he just doesn't like pants.
You clear your throat, "So you remember that you're a half Saiyan right?" He nods enthusiastically, you smile and ruffle his hair, "Good, then I think it's high time you learned about who we are. We're a proud warrior race, who always took what we wanted, when we wanted and from who we wanted. If someone tried to stop us, they ended up dead."Gohan frowns at that, tilting his head to the other side, "But... isn't that stealing? Mom always said that stealing is bad.""It's how we were, it's objective historical fact." You tell him, "We even took Planet Vegeta for our own. We settled on it about 200 years ago. There was another race living on it at the time, but they insisted they wanted nothing to do with us! They made our people live out in the lifeless deserts, while they sat in prissy cities, supported by their technology. They managed to keep us away for nearly 150 years, but sure enough, we wanted the planet and we got it.""What do you mean?" Gohan asks, frown spreading across his face.You hold a finger up, indicating for him not to interrupt, "We waged a war on them, using the power of our Oozaru transformation, we crushed them entirely under foot and took the planet for ourselves. They were weak, and we were strong, so we got what we wanted. We named it Vegeta after the king."Gohan just looks confused, "But why wipe them out? Mom and dad always say that stealing is bad.... and that it's the du... duty of strong people to protect weak people. That's why daddy only ever killed the really bad guys he fought!">Write in
>>39531969And now he is dead for a year. You must protect yourself first, and only then you can think about protecting other people.Survival comes before being nice to others.
>>39531969"I guess we tried to remove all weakness from ourselves, amd focused only on strength. It worked pretty well, until pretty much all of us got killed by someone stronger than us."
>>39531969Kid That's just how it happened, I wasn't around for it. Besides now you're going into philosophy, not my strong suit.
>>39531969>The world's not white and black Gohan, It's full of grey's, Some greys may be darker or lighter than others though
>>39531969And now he is dead for a year. You must protect yourself first, and only then you can think about protecting other people.
>>39532016>>39532021I like these.
>>39531969>ShrugIt's just how things happened, not like I had any say in it.
>>39531969Well, how do you know someone is good, or bad? Your dad tried to kill your uncle, but neither were really bad people.
>>39532012Pretty much this.And look what that got him. But just taking what you want worked out so well for Raditz...Middle ground then?
>>39532021This. Teach history not philosophy.
>>39531969>And now he's dead. See how that worked out for him and his family. Its the duty of the strong to become stronger, so they can seize what they want and keep it. Be that riches, or family and friends. That doesn't matter.
narrowing it down >This is a history lesson, not philosophy>Look where that got your father
>>39532154>This is a history lesson, not philosophy
>>39532154>This is a history lesson, not philosophyAfter all those who fail to learn from history are damned to repeat it.
>>39532154>Look where that got your father
>>39532154>>Look where that got your fatherWord it bit nicer taught, less emphasis on father, and more emphasis on what happens on nice people that are weak.
>>39531830Psychological warfare.Namor's been doing it since World War 2.
>>39532154>Look where that got your fatherTime to instill the proper Saiyan spirit in the boy.
>>39532154>This is a history lesson, not philosophyDo we REALLY want to say that to Gohon guys? Badmouthing his now dead father?
>>39532154>>This is a history lesson, not philosophy
>>39532231Yes.But don't worry. Samefagging will save you here.
history lesson it is
>>39532231Chuckles twisted the words. Its about power to protect, not about making fun of the dead.You should not always protect people. And bad guys are not weak. Goku is dumb, and that gets him killed.
>>39532276Its really sad how fast this went into generic anti-hero territory.
>>39532308>how fast this went into generic anti-hero territory.We killed an entire city and ate its inhabitants while laughing. What the fuck did you think this was?
>>39532308Well, Kabu isn't the Kung-fu Übermensch Goku is
>>39532376Yeah, we used to be a proper villain protagonist, now its just but now people lose their shit if we so much as use harsh words to a kid.
>>39532424We are literally Vegeta.
>>39532424Oh you meant going antihero in /that way/.Eh, I think mellowing out a bit is fine. People tend to help you more when you do, surprisingly.We'll probably get back to being dicks after we get off this planet and back to roaming the galaxy. Possibly with extra piracy with the help of our renewed spess aussie friend.
>>39532308Well, the main cast of this quest is on a planet where they are the strongest (excluding the apathetic smiling force of darkness known as Popo) and the natives make excellent food. After aforementioned Popo returns our ship parts, we can expand our new galactic empire!
>>39532231>Do we REALLY want to say that to Gohon guys?Why wouldn't we? We don't need him to like us. Do you not want to have him grow up valuing strength like a proper member of his species?What shit do we give about Kakarot?
>>39532424>>39532479Yeah, being always murderdeathkill is bland as fuck. We filed this planet under "nice" label due to helpful cute scientists and dragonballs.Won't at all stop us from raiding some other planets later on.
>>39532488Should specify that "make excellent food" should not imply they ARE excellent food
>>39532477Closer to piccilo really. Vageeta was still a dick when he went good
>>39532533We're still a dick to everyone that isn't Bulma (his wife) and Goku's family. We are LITERALLY female Vegeta.
>>39532522How do we know that if we haven't tried yet?
>>39532519>being always murderdeathkill is bland as fuckThats a pretty steep exegerration considering our behaviour sofar. There is a huge difference between "murderdeathkill" and "value strength above all else". The fact that people here already start samefagging to have Kabuya not tell him to value strength just because it might hurt his feelings makes it pretty obvious we aren't going to return to the glory days ever.
>>39532558Oh shit this reminds me. We are going to be so fucked if trunks isnt born. Unless an alternate timeline trunks makes it here
>>39532568This is a valid point. Brushing off Gohan's moral question entirely is pretty out of character.
You shrug, "Hey kid, this is a history lesson, not philosophy, that stuff's not my strong point. That's just how it happened, I wasn't around for it."Gohan's frown lessons and he starts to suck on his tail, "What else were the Saiyans like?" He asks.You think back, "Well... we became a well known race after the war. A race called the Arcosians approached us, offered us great pay to conquer a new planet for them. Their home was near inhospitable, but they didn't want the bad relations of conquering it themselves, so instead they gave us our own advanced technology, and theinfo of how to use what the Tuffles left behind.""So they evolved out of the barbaric lifestyle of before?" Gohan asks hopefully."Well... not so much. We had a few scientists.... but most of what they did was figure out new ways to punch things, or blow them up, with the occasional mechanical genius." You tell him, Gohan's mouth twitches."Oh." He sighs. "Right.""And then we were annexed by the galactic tyrant Frieza. A power hungry Arcosian freak, whose power level was so huge that he's said to be nigh unkillable." You fight to keep pure hatred out of your voice, failing dismally, "And he drafted us into his army, used us to conquer planets cheaply, then sold them on.""And then what happened?" He asks."Frieza grew paranoid that we would overthrow him. Our people started getting stronger than he expected. So he.... called most of our race back, and wiped the planet out en masse." Gohan frowns again, "That sounds like the kind of guy daddy would beat up.""I'm sure he'd try." You shake your head. "Just like your grandfather before him. He was a hero of his own accord. He''s the only reason that I'm alive, Risel and Teito too. He knew Frieza would attack and tried to warn everyone, but we were the only ones that listened.""OKAY! That's enough bedtime stories for tonight, don't you think?" Bulma calls out pointedly, scooping Gohan up quickly.>Fine, good night Gohan>Write in
>>39532568But isn't our focus on valuing strength only kind of what killed our race?
>>39532650>Fine, good night Gohan
>>39532568Kabu is still very much "do whatever you have to win". We can teach that to Gohan, but the fact is that his definition of winning is not the same than us, and Kabu has never tried to convince others that her definition was the right one.
>>39532650They also made saibamen though. Give the Saiyan scientists *some* credit.
>>39532681How would focusing les on strength have saved us exactly?More our race got killed because we weren't strong enough.
>>39532650>Fine.Pick Bulma up. Have her drop Gohan off at his bedroom. Then carry her the rest of the way.
>>39532650>Write in"So here's the lesson, Gohan. Your grandfather was a hero, but the enemy was too strong. Your father was a hero, but his opponent was too strong. Your dad only had it half right; in order for the strong to protect the weak, they have to actually BE strong. Alright? Good night, Gohan."
>>39532681Kabu doesn't really value strength, actually. She values coming on top more.
>>39532744as bulma is about to learn
>>39532697>Kabu is still very much "do whatever you have to win".Thats not the point. > We can teach that to GohanObviously not, because we had the chance and didn't.This isn't about how to win or get strong, it was about his question if its the duty of the strong to protect the weak and stealing is wrong. And the IC answer would have been that thats bullshit. What you do with your strength is up to everyone himself.But we didn't say anything like that because it would have hurt Gohans precious feelings, which is not at all like Kabuya.
>>39532681They valued strength, but didn't exactly go to great lengths to improve themselves after a while. It took a Saiyan with a human mindset and a human martial philosophy to kill Frieza and become the greatest warrior ever.
>>39532619Naa man it'll be fine, Gohan will come back instead or something.
>>39532744Strength is nothing without the ability to weild it, it apply it.
>>39532619Trunks will still come back, but he'll be supremely baffled to find out that his father isn't around or that his mother is with someone else (maybe). Alternate universe theory applies for DBZ time travel, remember?
>>39532650Supporting >>39532733+"Being powerful allow you to do what you want. If you want to be a tyrant, you have to be more powerful than those you rule over. If you want to defeat a tyrant and free the people, you have to be more powerful than the tyrant. Any goal require you to be strong in order to reach it, no matter under what form the strength appears"
>>39532803Or apply it, thank you phone.>>39532650> Lets practice type form
>>39532793>>39532786>>39532783>inb4 Gohan isn't an annoying whiny kid due to our influence>inb4 this makes him think that saiyaman thing is dumbThere is no winning either way, friends.
>>39532828This, but mention that being clever is just another kind of strength.
>>39532846The Saiyaman thing is dumb. Are you fucking retarded?
>>39532650>Look Gohan, the point is. It doesn't matter what you do with your strength. You don't have a innate duty to anything with it. What matters is being strong enough to do what you want. If you want to protect the weak? Fine. But you have to BE strong enough to do that.
alright, so that i dont have to get yelled at over it, lets make this real clear>"Good night gohan" let him restorrrrrr>You have to be strong, to get ahead, no matter what you do with it
>>39532650>Write in"Last thing. Gohan, your dad wanted to protect the weak with his strength. But that only means that the weak never try to get stronger. I didn't say that the Tuffles were wrong to resist the old Saiyans; they had the strength to do it, so that was their right. And they were destroyed when they weren't strong enough. You have to be strong enough to fight for what you want and win, that's all."
>>39532886>You have to be strong, to get ahead, no matter what you do with it
>>39532886>You have to be strong, to get ahead, no matter what you do with itStrong and smart.Also, I think your trip fell off Chuckles. Although it must be like 6-9 AM over where you live, shit.
>>39532886Why not say both.Also ruffle his hair a bit.
>>39532886>"Good night gohan" let him restIt' Christmas eve. Let him sleep.
>>39532880I do too, but from seeing a certain other DBZ quest it's obvious that plenty of people thought it was the be all end all of cool.I was more into kaiju than sentai.
>>39532886>You have to be strong, to get ahead, no matter what you do with it>>39532907>Strong and smart.I think thats rather obvious, being smart is a way to be stronger.
>>39532886Both, say the strong part first, and say that being smart is just another kind of strength.
>>39532932That should read "I think so too", apparently I forgot to read.
>>39532909>>39532935Because they're meant to be mutually excluse.The "Goodnight, Gohan" is to let him go now without saying anything else.
>>39532886>>You have to be strong, to get ahead, no matter what you do with it
>"Last thing. Gohan, your dad wanted to protect the weak with his strength. But that only means that the weak never try to get stronger. I didn't say that the Tuffles were wrong to resist the old Saiyans; they had the strength to do it, so that was their right. And they were destroyed when they weren't strong enough. You have to be strong enough to fight for what you want and win, that's all."
You lean over the back of the couch, gesturing for Bulma to wait, "Look Gohan; it's like this. In the rest of the universe, it's not like it is here. Out there, you have to be strong enough to do what you want. If you want to be a tyrant, you have to be able to subdue the people you want to rule. If you want to protect people, you have to be strong enough to defeat those who would hurt you want to protect. Okay?"He nods slowly, "Yeah... that actually makes sense." He smiles, nodding, "I guess that's why daddy's always practising too, isn't it?" The boy smiles widely, "Thanks Ms Kabuya!"You can't help but smirk back, ruffling his hair one last time. "Good night Gohan." You wait for Bulma to take him upstairs, enjoying the warmth of the fire on your now bare arms. "I'm going to need to get some new clothes at some point." You mutter to yourself. The armour isn't entire form fitting, given it was made for Teito's figure and its a waste of energy to warm yourself with ki. Bulma probably has her own personal seamstress, getting the skintight fixed shouldn't be that much of an issue.You hear Bulma coming back down the stairs, looking around to find her sitting halfway up. "For a minute there, I was worried you were gonna give the poor kid nightmares, but I think he was cheered up by that bit at the end."You just tilt your head, "Of course he understood, he's a Saiyan.""Aaaand he's a human, so he knows how to think with his head, not just his biceps." She adds with a smirk, "Well, I'm going to bed, did you want a spare room too?">Thanks, appreciated>I was going to head back to the Lookout.>Write in
>>39533280"Kind of a badass, and tough huh. I'll say i'm quite offended I thought I was a whole badass."
>>39533280>smirk at her>"Hmm, am I not welcome in yours anymore?"
>>39533325Second, Deleting old vote here>>39533318
>>39533280>I was going to head back to the Lookout.Gotta talk to Kami, get gains.
>>39533280These >>39533332 >>39533325We have to clear things about Risel and Teito before things get sexier (or sadder), though.
>>39533332No, not without clarification of what we both want from this relationship.
>>39533499It's flirting, anon.The relationship talk come after
"Kind of a badass and tough, huh? I'll say, I'm quite offended. I thought I was a whole badass." you smirk back.Bulma raises her eyebrows, "Well... you did say you were saved by Santa Clause today. Might have bumped you down a few points."You let that remark go, you've already let the Santa thing go. "Oh? So what percentage badass would you say I am?" Bulma stands, descending the steps fully now, and coming to stand in front of you, from where you've leant over the back of the couch. "Hmmm.... maybe, like.... 85? 90%?" She nods, "90 seems like a nice round number. Even if you do believe in fairy tales." You stare up at her, chin resting on the couch, stretching your tail out, feeling the bones pop lightly, along with the fire.>No seriously, it happened, sleigh bells and everything.>Write in
>>39533615"Says the woman who created a device capable of locating magical orbs that summon a wish granting dragon"
>>39533615"Says the woman who plays with a dragons magical balls."
>>39533615>Bulma, if you want to take thing to the next level, and believe me I would love to, we need to talk. It's about Risel and Teito...Better talk now that risk to ruin things
>>39533615>"Says the woman who created a device capable of locating magical orbs that summon a wish granting dragon">Sounds like I need to make you believe in christmas miracles again tonight
>>39533698And the plan to be the progenitor of tge next wave of Sayians?
>>3953369810/10 made me cringe hard.
>>39533615"Lady, I'm a super-powered bisexual monkey alien who is currently training Earth's greatest warrors under the orders of an omnipotent slug-thing that's to defend earth from two more alien monkeys in exchange for getting two more alien space monkeys, one of which you've known since he was a child, resurrected by means of the afore-mentioned slug-things magical glowing balls, which you have made a device to find, because they can grant wishes.How does anything seem unbelievable to you?"
>>39533750Any reason why?
>>39533772We are just flirting right now. Starting to talk about how to take something to the next level is not something you do at the stage of harmless flirting.This is just beyond awkward.
>>39533758>implying Saiyans would willingly call themselves "monkey"Lo, traveler! Might you be brain damaged?
>>39533816Even if we had a one night stand it wouldn't be that big a deal.
You give her a lazy grin, "Says the girl who's talking to a super-powered bisexual alien who is currently training Earth's greatest warrors under the orders of an omnipotent slug-thing that's to defend earth from two more super aliens in exchange for getting two more aliens, one of which you've known since he was a child, resurrected by means of the afore-mentioned slug-things magical glowing balls, WHICH you have made a device to find, because they can restore life." You tilt your head, "How does anything seem unbelievable to you?"Bulma glances at the floor, "When you say it like that, I sound kinda of stupid, don't I?"You brush your hair out of your eyes, "Not stupid, per se. Simply.... a touch narrow minded, perhaps?"Bulma frowns at that, "I'm not narrow minded, I... just, everyone said that Santa was never real. My dad always took credit for giving me presents from Santa, once they stopped coming.... Guess that means I'm on the naughty list, huh?" She rolls her eyes. "Oh well, it's not like I can't buy anything I wanted for Christmas anyways.">Rather a cynical view don't you think>A valid point>Write in
>>39533900>Rather a cynical view don't you thinkPretty sure you can't buy attacks that save the world from trees.
>>39533900>Rather a cynical view don't you think>Sooo....Wanna go beat up Santa?
>>39533846Well, I think we have to ask what she wants. One-night stands are fine, but it's kind of shitty if one of the partners think it was more than that
>>39533900>>A valid point
>>39533900>A valid point>Santa is overrated anyway, never came to Vegeta
>>39533900"Well why don't i give you something money can't buy"
>>39533900>A valid point>Write In"Santa never came to Planet Vegeta either. Our race was in the mercenary soldier business, after all."
>>39533900"That's part of what it means to become an adult right? Make your own choices, get the things you want by your own means? Leave santa's gifts for the kids, you're a big girl I'm sure you can figure out ways of getting what you want, with money or otherwise."
>>39533900>"Really? Anything ~ , hmm?>Let tail wander
>>39533900>>39534003Seconded.Also. Chuckles.. the clock man. How are you awake?
>>39534032Chuckles runs on yuri power obviously
narrowing it down to the most popular shit>Valid point>"Really? Anything ~ , hmm?>Santas an asshole either way>>39534032sheer willpower
>>39534085>"Really? Anything ~ , hmm?
>>39534085>Santas an asshole either way
>>39534085>>"Really? Anything ~ , hmm?
>>39534085>"Really? Anything ~, hmm?"
Okay, this is really close, careful when you tally the votes.
"Really? Anything, huh?" You ask, kneeling further upright on the couch, snaking your tail around yourself, brushing it against her waist softly.Bulma glances down at it, as you run it down the outside of her leg, "Welllll.... maybe not everything. Superpowered alien girls are hard to come by, even with all the money in the world, just most things I want.""No." You begin, wrapping your tail upwards, around her waist now, pulling her gently closer, watching the pink creep up her cheeks. "But I don't think the money's what you need."Bulma stares into your eyes, "I've... you know- that is- you'd be my first- with a girl that is, i-if that's what you're planning I mean..." She trails off, but her crystal blue eyes stay, staring at you, her hands are resting on the back of the couch now as well, side by side with yours.>What do
>>39534349"Don't worry...I can be gentle~">Fade to smutbin
>>39534349Naughty things chuckles. Teach her how limber the tail is.While taking her to bed. Maybe teach her how ki can be used in the bedroom?We'll need her to get fit at some point.
>>39534349>Something something first time with a human.Lewds.
>>39534381Yes.Waiting on the smut.
>>39534349>"Can I tell you a secret?">lean close and whisper "You're my first human girl too."
>>39534422>>39534385>inb4 she becomes the strongest human Z-fighter just so that she can play dom with Kabu
>>39534349>slowly come closer>kiss the girl>"what do you want it to be? One night and that's all, or something more?"
>>39534471That really isnt something that would occur to Kabu. She bangs the girls and expects them to bang other people (eventually), polygamy is all she seems to know.
"Can I tell you a secret?" You ask, Bulma nods and you lean in close, bringing your mouth up to her ear, her blue locks smell of lilacs, "You're my first human girl too."Bulma laughs, but thumps her fist into your shoulder, "Ass. You didn't have to put it that wa-"You cut her off, by gently grabbing her by the back of the head, turning her into a kiss, pressing her soft, smooth lips to yours, the smell of lilacs flooding your nose, as Bulma responds quickly, leaning into the kiss, adding tongue before you can, hands wrapping over yours, leaning fully into you, groaning slightly.She pulls away, breathing hard, but a new look in her eye, that steely resolve you've seen a few times, "Alright then.... my room. Now." She says simply, turning on her heel.You vault the couch, appreciating the rounded view above you, as Bulma climbs the stairs. Humans are fascinating creatures. Not to mention soft.You scoop her into your arms at the top of the stairs, earning a bark of excited laughter, as you shoulder her door open.Very soft creatures, but they do know how to have a good time.>End of Episode 17its 8:45 am, need sleepsmutbin incoming in the next... whenever. post ideas if you have em, or not
>>39534520Kabu's not exclusive and doesn't expect others to be , but I'd say she'd still want to know if it's just banging once or it's a more comtinuous
>>39534635Thanks for running, Chuckles.
>>39534635As this anon said>>39534385
>>39534635Thanks for running.
>>39533280I think here, we might have taken a few steps towards fixing abridged Gohans daddy issues here>He nods slowly, "Yeah... that actually makes sense." He smiles, nodding, "I guess that's why daddy's always practising too, isn't it?" The boy smiles widely
>>39534635Maybe Bulma uses SCIENCE! To dom Kabu?
>>39534654Again, that isn't something that occurs to her.Her experiences aren't having one-night stands, so as far as she knows they aren't a thing. Be aware her sexual experiences amount to the girls, and her social interaction amounts to either the girls, bossing slaves around, or killing things. She is not experienced in a worldly fashion, honestly.I get where you are coming from and trying to be nice, but it really is OOC.
>>39534761implying Kabu didnt dump the girls on a babysitter for a night and go get herself some hot heran dick before the quest started
>>39534794Seeing as essentially everything in the PTO would want to kill Saiyans or otherwise treat them like shit and dirt and Kabu has been on the run with the girls specifically to avoid everything and regroup with other Saiyans, it seems vastly unreasonable she would even be willing to trust anyone. Earth has been a very mellowing experience for her, so far the only person she trusted in space was Tore, and everyone kind of nearly fucked that up forever.So I doubt Kabu is actually sexually experienced outside of what she does with the girls.
>>39534635This Smutbin is going to be filled with a lot of cultural enrichment. Deliciously lewd cultural enrichment.
>>39534635Kabu domming Bulma with her tail in a dick like manner?
>>39534906THIS, MAKE IT HAPPEN CHUCKLES!
>>39534854>implying Kabuya hasn't taken a sissy brench dick while shoving her dicktail up his ass
>>39534923Let's look at which is more reasonable, then.
Someone archive this one? I'm always shit nwith the descriptions.
>>39534743disable active neural systems. Allow her to feel, but prevent her from acting
>>39535261Archiving as we speak, one second.
So, saging, what are we gonna do about Piccolo? Seems kinda mean to just lock him up forever. Maybe a sparring partner for Gohan?
>>39536468I still support the idea of eventually having Kami fuse with him, after Kami gets himself gets strong enough to punk him. Not in the near-term, but at least after Goku and Raditz are back.
>>39537815Kami's too old to be Gast Carcolh.
>>39538632Nah, let Kami be Kami.NAAAAAAIL can be his own thing.
>>39538719>>39537815Force him to accept he pecking order and have him train with us. He can be tsudere all he wants, we can kick his ass till he actually gits gud.
>>39538719>>39540802turn hum into the great namekaman
>>39543272We need to find a way to get Piccolo or Kami some driving lessons.
Holy shit this thread is still alive?bump it, bump it to DEATH!
>>39545594Hey Chuckles, do Gohan and Chi-Chi get to see Goku for Christmas?
>>39545696gonna go with no
since i might as well write it hear, progress has been made on starting the pastebinso yeah... thats a thing
>>39545967Good, good. Oh yeah, thanks for that shirtless bit at the end of the Turles Fight.
>>39545967So, after we do this Kingsmoot thing with Vegeta, are we gonna have to go around the universe to ensure that the PTO doesn't get their hands on other sets of Dragon Balls, especially the Black Stars?
>>39546190>GT>CanonAnon, you silly.
>>39546261According to Xenoverse it's an alternate future where Beerus gets his pudding.
>>39546261Diol already mentioned the Black Stars, they ARE Canon here.
>>39546294Plus our Brench buddy mentioned Machine Mutants.
>>39546288is that a real thing?god damnit toriyama
After this, if we tried to go wreck the Metamorans shit with our Triclops and Brench buddies, do you think we could take on Jaco?
>>39547736No, it's speculation, but Xenoverse does confirm that GT is an alternate timeline.
>>39547736I don't think Toriyama himself did anything for Xenoverse except sign off on the designs for the new baddies.
>>39547818Jaco's PL was like 1000 back when Goku came to Earth. According to RoF he became strong enough to take on like a hundred of Frieza's best soldiers fairly easily. No clue how strong he is right now, but he's probably no stronger than Vegeta.
Huh?Piccolo is still in dungeons? Goddammit, I forgot that he is still there.
>>39548141>TFW Piccolo will sit out the entire story due to us.It'll be perfect. Even Yajarobi will be stronger then him.
>>39547851it does raise the question of whos going to stall for time against the androids however
>>39548239Clearly it'll be Dumplin.
>>39548141We shouldn't risk our free Dragonball ticket in a fight anyway. Better he stay where he is.
>>39548324How about once we use the Dragonballs, we blow him the HFIL up?
>>39548324My idea here is to rehabilitate him somewhat. Explain to him why Mr. Popo gets to do what he wants and so in, show him how his actions are small-time.
>>39548360>Piccolo the Space Demon KingHmm, we could have a bad-ass space pirate crew once we face off against the saiyans, that is, if Vegeta doesn't school all of us first.
>>39548389Still feels small-time to me. Why alienate our current allies? Why not rule an empire that wants us to lead, by giving them tons of alcohol, food, and the ability to be strong themselves?
>>39548610Why would we rule an empire? Just makes us a huge target to all the guys stronger than us. Pirate life is far more cozy and gives us all the fighting and eating we want.
>>39548610How about we claim the moon for ourselves, and open up a big-ass port on it with more space smuggling than you can shake a stick at? We could call it Space Tortuga, which is Spanish for "Turtle".
>>39548694Huh, I'm sure capsule corps could help with that, Earth is a pretty nice planet though, I mean the people look just like saiyans without the tails, and some of them might actually make okay fighters with enough training.
>>39549156Plus it has our Bulma.
>>39549265Our test-tube babies should be named Taro and Brussel.
>>39549156It's more about creating a gang of sorts that isn't antagonistic to everyone and keeps a sort of peace, along with making sure there's decent beer and food everywhere in the galaxy.
>>39549265how super saiyan will we go if Bulma eats it?
>>39549329Champion of Christmas tier, we've only known her like, a month. Right now she's just another fling.
>>39549319Or should we get a sperm donor or something...
>>39549462So we're gonna rip off the Prince's dick?
>>39549497Maybe, I mean we want to keep the saiyan race alive.
Are Trunks and Bra gonna get wiped from this timeline?
>>39549606Not if we convince Bulma to double team the defeated and prideful prince with us.
>>39549606>This timelineMaybe. But, on the other hand...
>>39549630But why? We'd have no reason to spread his genes in her, just our genes with hers if we feel so inclined.
>>39549606Well, we know time travel in DBZ works on the Multiverse Theory of Time Sliding, where worlds can be ridiculously different (power scale of the androids being an example) that this could be the destination world of a future trunks if it came to it.
>>39549658I say we keep Vegeta away from our Bulma. There are plenty of other women out there.Like Dodoria.
>>39549497>stealing Vegetas sperm to make our children>fucking his alt. future wifeThats perfect.
>>39549738But then they wouldn't have blue hairrr
>>39549799>>39549716Well it'd be a one off, I mean gotta get more saiyans.
>>39549799I assume Kabuya has black hair, thus hair color remains the same.
>>39549799True, I guess it depends on how well Gohan does. If this mix-breed thing doesn't look too bad, we can deal with having half-saiyan children.Realistically we won't get a full blood population going anymore anyway.
>>39549823>Kabuya encounters Tables>"FINALLY, a male Sayian that isn't an idiot, an asshole or both!">"Sorry ma'am, but I'm married.">"KAIS DAMN IIIIIIT!"
>>39549823>thread eventually devolves into CK2-level genetics planning in order to revive the Saiyan race>half the kids that result from it are almost Hapsburg-tier due to all the inbreeding
>>39549906We should get Bulma to make a Saiyan Locator!
>>39549668Cell is even more bizarre when you think about it. At least with Trunks you can sort of construe that Trunks caused a butterfly effect to make the androids stronger, like maybe Gero's spybots scanned him when he first came back to fight Frieza, so Gero stepped up his game to prepare for this unknown super saiyan.But then Cell kills Trunks after Trunks returns from his first trip, goes back in time himself and another Trunks who wasn't killed by Cell returns to the exact same timeline.
>>39549943i dont think that would even be possibleshed have to be able to map the blank slate Saiyan genome to trace it, and im pretty sure theres not enough left in the universe to do thatnot to mention she always talks about how she can barely power a earthwide communication array, let alone somethign galactic
>>39550016She's got the genomes from five saiyans, only two of which are related to each other, and a hybrid (which can aid in determining what a false positive would look like), and we might have some from the retard who grows plants to kill planets. While it's not much, it's probably a fair cross section of the average middle class Saiyan warriors. If she had Vegeta and Nappa, there'd be some for elites.
>>39550016Well, if we configure a dragon ball locator to where it senses Saiyan Ki instead of Dragonball Ki... We should get Teito and Risel to help Bulma out on this.
>>39549941Or we could just bring back planet Vegeta with the modified Dragonballs.
>>39550332But those saiyans died over 20 years ago?
>>39550332Honestly at this point the only Saiyan we know of that's really worth bringing back besides Goku and Raditz would be Bardock. He was a pretty cool guy.
>>39550627And Risel's and Teito's parents?
>>39550592> modifiedThe Namekian ones can modify the earth ones. There's also the Black Stars.
BEHOLD, I cum bearing smutYou drop Bulma to her bed, pulling off Teito’s borrowed armour, as Bulma unbuttons her shirt. You quickly strip off the remains of your skintight, the stretchy fabric only tearing further as you tug it off, pooling on the floor with your boots, you clamber onto the bed with the human woman. Her eyes drop, running over your skin, “Woah.” She breathes, raising her fingers, tracing old faded scars, fingers gentle, slowly transitioning to follow the defined lines of your abs, “I didn’t think you’d be so....” She trails off slowly.“Sculpted?” You ask, finishing her sentence, she nods absently.“Your physiques insane!” She mutters, tracing your muscles on your arms now, as you lay over her, “And your-““Bulma?” You interrupt, she blinks, looking back to your face, “Shhhh.” You give her a wink and lean down to kiss her again, the human moans into you, opening her mouth, hooking her arms behind your neck and pulling you into it, deepening it, the scent of her lilac perfume flooding your mind as you inhale her. You slowly weave your tail between your legs, and down towards Bulma, tickling her softly, brushing the tip teasingly around her hips and up her legs. Bulma giggles into the kiss, breath hitching slightly as you tease your tail lower, brushing it across her womanhood.You grin slightly, as she whines, grinding her hips against it. “God! Kabu...” She sighs, as you brush it up and down her folds, teasing her clit with the fine hairs of your tail. She grabs you around the hips now, helping you set a rhythm as you lower against her with your tail strokes.(cont)
Satisfied with your pace, her eyes close slightly, her hands exploring your body, taking one of your breasts in hand, squishing and rolling it in her hand, the soft warmth of her hand spreading through you, a small wave of pleasure as she squeezes your nipple. You growl in pleasure, taking her other hand and guiding it downwards, “There..” You groan, letting her hand go. She slides her fingers among your wet folds, massaging your clit in slow circles, “That’s good..” you groan in appreciation. “Put two inside me...” You beg, back arching slightly, “And I’ll give you this.” You add, curling your tail so that the end of it flattens out, prodding the end of it lightly against her entrance, fur slick with Bulma’s juices.Bulma gasps at the touch, “With your tail?” She asks, an eyebrow raising slowly, a lust glazed smile crossing her face, “How.... animalistic.” She hooks her hands further down, positioning her fingers at your hole, “On three then.” She whispers, leaning up and kissing you again, “One. Two. Three!” You gasp in pleasure together, nearly collapsing on top of her, as Bulma’s tight walls grip your tail as you bury it in insider her, the hot pleasure of her fingering you adding to the ball of heat building in your gut.“That’s it, right there!” Bulma insists, leaning up to kiss you again, trailing her lips down your chin, all the way to your neck. She lets go of your chest, pulling your head down close to hers again, as she bites and kisses her way down your neck, to your shoulders, her fingers working their way inside of you, thumb rotating on your clit in sensual, magical circles, driving you nuts, even as you thrust your tail into her, earning pleasure pants and moans from her.(cont)
“Mmmn, god, I can feel each hair.” She gasps, “They’re all brushing up in me. Ke~eep going.” “Bulma nods, encouraging you on, her insides massaging your tail gently, surprisingly non painful, the pleasant heat of Bulma’s pussy wrapping all about your tup. “Right there! Yesss. YES!” She cries out, biting into your shoulder, “Ah- AH- AH-AHHHNHAAAAAAA!” She wails, as her orgasm rolls through her, her fingers going into overdrive inside you, “COME WITH ME!” She begs, legs quivering, breath short.Well, when she asks like that, how could you say no? You groan your release out, the final pumps of your tail growing uncoordinated, as the hot wave of pleasure flows through your mind, Bulma’s fingers finding that magical spot inside of you that you could never quite reach on your own, you gasp, as your orgasm reaches its height, finally letting out a wordless roar of pleasure, as your body stiffens, quivering in place, cumming with Bulma, together, only to redouble as Bulma unexpectedly dips her head, taking one of your nipples between your teeth and biting as hard as she can.
With one, final moan, you collapse, Bulma collapsing downwards with you, as you fall onto her, worn out entirely. You lie atop her, your skin dark in contrast to her paleness, both you slicked with sweat, panting for breath, the softness of her skin pliant under the hard muscle of yours, her breasts slightly below yours, squishing into your stomach ever so softly.You lie like that for who knows how long, pulling your tail free from Bulma, earning one final gasp, as you wipe the wetness out on her blankets. Finally Bulma breaks the afterglow silence, “Woooow.” She laughs shakily.You chuckle back, “Ayup.”She takes a few more moments of panting, “You Saiyan girls... you really go hard, huh?” Before you can respond, she grabs you by either cheek, pulling you into one more kiss, softer this time, with more passion behind it then lust. “Thanks Kabuya. I needed that.” “Anytime Bulma.” You promise, with a wink, rolling off her. “Now let’s get some sleep. I’m going to need to be well rested, if your feast really is ALL you can eat.”Bulma rolls her eyes in annoyance, but laughs at the same time. “You really are all the same.” She reaches her hands up and claps, the lights cutting out, “Well, good night.” She mutters, curling up against your side in the dark, head resting on your chest. “Don’t let the bed Arlians bite.” You whisper, mostly to yourself.>Fin
>>39550764It's so sweet. Thanks, Chuckles.
>>39550703that hair's atrocious
>>39550764Thanks, Chucklesdit iz preddy gud
>>39550764Who else is up for throwing Bulma into the saiyan bed party without telling her? Also I really hope Risel or Teito haven't had nightmares while we've been away from the Lookout.
>>39551520Let's not break her hip bones like that, at least until she can survive a round or two.
>>39554175humans don't really get those
Who would win: Turles' Christmas Tree of Might, or Ginyu's Dance of Joy?
>>39555743The ParaPara Dance
>>39553913WE NEED MEDPODS
>>39557729Chuckles said it'd be dealt with in the time skipShut. Up.
So, since we keep resurrecting this thread, I might as well discuss this plan I thought up:1. The Z-Fighters face off against the Saibamen and Nappa2. hahahahaha3. The others wish both them and the other two Saiyans back to life4. We fight Vegeta and maybe Nappa5. If we're not doing so well, we have reinforcements
>>39558462Though, this plan would only work if we still keep Piccolo in a jar to brine some more, and the Z-Fighters would be pissed at us. So our reinforcements would most likely be Raditz and Goku.
>>39558332In this case I am actually making a joke about the constant demands for medpods.>>39558462>3. The others wish both them and the other two Saiyans back to lifeOne rez per person restricton tho. At least Krilling already died once.
>>39558758Okay, so we need to worry about Chiaotzu, and Krillin, and Gohan because Chi-Chi will kick our asses.
>>39558462That really depends on how much Chuckles is buffing them up. Humies versus Saibamen will probably be a thing (and I expect them to bring more saibamen than in canon)But how hard will it be to take down Nappa and Veggie is up in the air.Although they'll probably not be pulling the Oozaru given we have more Sayians here.
>>39558846Or Vegeta will be pulling off the lamps in his eyes after blowing up the moon.
>2 days later>thread still up
still banking on qt girl majin
What if, in this universe/timeline whatever, Bra was the one born first and she gets sent back in time to deal with the android shenanigans, while Trunks ends up being the second kid who becomes a humanesque dissapointment
>>39559530Hey, they both become humanesque disappointments without the androids.
>>39559530>Tfw Future Bra had a crush on Mr Gohan, but never got to tell him>She was always to scared because of the age difference>The first time she goes super saiyan is over the corpse of her dead loved one
>>39559565>being scared of age differenceI hope Bulma will raise her better than this.Speaking of which, how old is Kabu compared to Bulma? Something like 15 years?
>>39559610*15 years older
around this time, Bulma would be..... 27-27?Kabuya is somewhere between mid 20s and early 30swe dont know how old kabuya was when she left vegeta but shes been off world 17+ years, BUT has been using FTL travel..... so who the fuck knowsim just gonna assume theyre about the same age
>>3955964226*-27shes 4-5 years older tha goku and hes 22 around this timeor im completely wrong, i dunno
>>39559642>BUT has been using FTL travel.How does that work in Dragonball universe by the way?
>>39559530>>39559565>Bra>Not BrusselI mean, why did we even carry her if we didn't get to name her?
>>39559642>>39559655i checked on the Dragon Ball timelineBulma is 5-6 years older than GokuGoku is 23-24 at the time Raditz shows upthat'd make her in the range or 28-30 damn, i always thought she was younger
>>39559673No explanation has ever been given in universe, it took Krillin, Gohan and Bulma like, a month or two to get to Namek whereas it took Goku about a week. So it moves at the speed of plot. Though I suppose that could be because the sayan space pod that Goku's ship was reverse engineered from was newer than Kami's ship by a couple decades if not centuries.
>>39559706Why could the Z-Fighters school the Ginyu Force but Goku couldn't even defeat Vegeta?
>>39559713They only schooled Guldo, and that was before he pulled out his paralysis technique. They didn't even get past Recoome, Goku dealt with eery non Jeice Giny force member. Unless you mean Yamcha, Piccolo, Chao-Tzu, and Tien kicking the shit out of them on King Kai's planet, which King Kai answered by saying he'd been training them the entire time.
>>39559776I'm talking about the ones who died and went to train with King Kai.
>>39559776>he'd been training them the entire time.Yeah, that's like a few months, compared to the damn half-year Goku was dead. And while Goku's 9001, his humie flunkie buddies are all taking out 50,000+ people.
>>39559828power creep, toriyama is a criminal when it comes to consistency
>>39559907We have to get in touch with Frieza's personal trainers, they can turn people into Gods within 4 months, don'tcha know.
>>39559907Man, I hope this quest will stop mentioning power levels sooner or later and just focus on having Bad Guys' special techniques be the dangerous part.
>>39559937All we gotta do for that is to blow up all the scouters on Namek, especially Ginyu's.
>>39559691>>39559642Bulma was born in august 733 and we're currently at the end of year 761. She is 28.Kabu was old enough to be trusted with Risel and Teito by their parents, and already had at least the start of a career, when Freezer decided to blow Vegeta, in 737. Let's say that made her in her teens, in the 15-18 range.So, Kabu would be in her 40's by now.
>>39560314>implying saiyan careers dont start as soon as they can walknot to mention, again, FTL fuckeryhell, just to get to earth, Diol said it was 4 light years, which we travelled in ftl, that right there shaves a couple of years off
>>39560007But if you blow up Ginyu's scouter, how will you know who's body he's jumped into?
>>39560339Oh, so Kabuya left Risel and Teito on a feral planet to get stronger while she took a FTL nap. That makes sense! No seriously, it does.
>>39560366You sense his Ki!
>>39560376If that worked don't you think Krillin and Gohan would have done it?
>>39560369>Implying Kabuya would sleep while others train
>>39560404Well, Piccolo let Gohan get chased by dinosaurs for a bit, so yeah? btw, isn't it weird how Beerus says that he wiped out the dinosaurs the last time he came to Earth?
>>39560412No they didn't, Krillin asked him what his favorite food was.
>>39560422toriyama doesnt remember things from more than one arc ago>>39560369id believe it
>>39560434No, Gohan had to shout to Krillin that he could tell it wasn't his dad. Whether it was from sensing his Ki, ehhh?https://youtu.be/YQyfe8ZK1TA?t=567
>>39560534>No Jeice accentKai disappoints me
posting best girl before thread is ded