>>39531483
>Teach him about....
SAIYAN CULTURE TRAINING

>>39531483
>Teach him about....
The Oozaru Form, and that's it's not something to be ashamed of.

These humans would oppress Saiyan culture and a core part of the boy's cultural heritage.

>>39531483
>Teach him about....
Saiyan culture and Oozaru form.

>>39531516
High impact lecture hall

>>39531483
Teach him about Oozaru form, and other basic Sayan facts. Tail use, food facts, and stuff.
Gotta give kid basic education.

(Should we give him the birds and bees talk?)

>>39531483
Basic saiyan facts.

>>39531559
He's still, what, five?

>>39531483
>>Teach him about....
>The Oozaru Form

>>39531576
Gotta start early, so he knows to run, when Freeza touches his no-no spots.

>>39531608
>when Freeza touches his no-no spots.

>and is absolutely shocked to discover Gohan is hung like a space whale

>>39531483
Saiyan culture

>>39531608

"Uh. I - I need an adult?"

>>39531724
I AM AN ADULT!!

Also why is Napa not wearing any pants?
It kinda bothers me.

>>39531830

Allows better leg movements. Or maybe he just doesn't like pants.

You clear your throat, "So you remember that you're a half Saiyan right?" He nods enthusiastically, you smile and ruffle his hair, "Good, then I think it's high time you learned about who we are. We're a proud warrior race, who always took what we wanted, when we wanted and from who we wanted. If someone tried to stop us, they ended up dead."

Gohan frowns at that, tilting his head to the other side, "But... isn't that stealing? Mom always said that stealing is bad."

"It's how we were, it's objective historical fact." You tell him, "We even took Planet Vegeta for our own. We settled on it about 200 years ago. There was another race living on it at the time, but they insisted they wanted nothing to do with us! They made our people live out in the lifeless deserts, while they sat in prissy cities, supported by their technology. They managed to keep us away for nearly 150 years, but sure enough, we wanted the planet and we got it."

"What do you mean?" Gohan asks, frown spreading across his face.

You hold a finger up, indicating for him not to interrupt, "We waged a war on them, using the power of our Oozaru transformation, we crushed them entirely under foot and took the planet for ourselves. They were weak, and we were strong, so we got what we wanted. We named it Vegeta after the king."

Gohan just looks confused, "But why wipe them out? Mom and dad always say that stealing is bad.... and that it's the du... duty of strong people to protect weak people. That's why daddy only ever killed the really bad guys he fought!"

>Write in

>>39531969
And now he is dead for a year. You must protect yourself first, and only then you can think about protecting other people.

Survival comes before being nice to others.

>>39531969
"I guess we tried to remove all weakness from ourselves, amd focused only on strength. It worked pretty well, until pretty much all of us got killed by someone stronger than us."

>>39531969
Kid That's just how it happened, I wasn't around for it. Besides now you're going into philosophy, not my strong suit.

>>39531969
>The world's not white and black Gohan, It's full of grey's, Some greys may be darker or lighter than others though

>>39531969
And now he is dead for a year. You must protect yourself first, and only then you can think about protecting other people.

>>39532016
>>39532021
I like these.

>>39531969
>Shrug
It's just how things happened, not like I had any say in it.

>>39531969
Well, how do you know someone is good, or bad? Your dad tried to kill your uncle, but neither were really bad people.

>>39532012
Pretty much this.

And look what that got him. But just taking what you want worked out so well for Raditz...

Middle ground then?

>>39532021
This. Teach history not philosophy.

>>39531969
>And now he's dead. See how that worked out for him and his family. Its the duty of the strong to become stronger, so they can seize what they want and keep it. Be that riches, or family and friends. That doesn't matter.

narrowing it down

>This is a history lesson, not philosophy
>Look where that got your father

>>39532154
>This is a history lesson, not philosophy

>>39532154
>This is a history lesson, not philosophy
After all those who fail to learn from history are damned to repeat it.

>>39532154
>Look where that got your father

>>39532154
>>Look where that got your father
Word it bit nicer taught, less emphasis on father, and more emphasis on what happens on nice people that are weak.

>>39532154
>This is a history lesson, not philosophy

>>39532154
>Look where that got your father

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>>39531830
Psychological warfare.
Namor's been doing it since World War 2.

>>39532154
>Look where that got your father
Time to instill the proper Saiyan spirit in the boy.

>>39532154
>This is a history lesson, not philosophy

>>39532154
>This is a history lesson, not philosophy
Do we REALLY want to say that to Gohon guys? Badmouthing his now dead father?

>>39532154
>>This is a history lesson, not philosophy

>>39532154
>This is a history lesson, not philosophy

>>39532231
Yes.

But don't worry. Samefagging will save you here.

history lesson it is

>>39532231
Chuckles twisted the words. Its about power to protect, not about making fun of the dead.

You should not always protect people. And bad guys are not weak. Goku is dumb, and that gets him killed.

>>39532276
Its really sad how fast this went into generic anti-hero territory.

>>39532308
>how fast this went into generic anti-hero territory.
We killed an entire city and ate its inhabitants while laughing. What the fuck did you think this was?

>>39532308

Well, Kabu isn't the Kung-fu Übermensch Goku is

>>39532376
Yeah, we used to be a proper villain protagonist, now its just but now people lose their shit if we so much as use harsh words to a kid.

>>39532424
We are literally Vegeta.

>>39532424
Oh you meant going antihero in /that way/.

Eh, I think mellowing out a bit is fine. People tend to help you more when you do, surprisingly.

We'll probably get back to being dicks after we get off this planet and back to roaming the galaxy. Possibly with extra piracy with the help of our renewed spess aussie friend.

>>39532308
Well, the main cast of this quest is on a planet where they are the strongest (excluding the apathetic smiling force of darkness known as Popo) and the natives make excellent food. After aforementioned Popo returns our ship parts, we can expand our new galactic empire!

>>39532231
>Do we REALLY want to say that to Gohon guys?
Why wouldn't we? We don't need him to like us. Do you not want to have him grow up valuing strength like a proper member of his species?
What shit do we give about Kakarot?

>>39532424
>>39532479
Yeah, being always murderdeathkill is bland as fuck. We filed this planet under "nice" label due to helpful cute scientists and dragonballs.

Won't at all stop us from raiding some other planets later on.

>>39532488
Should specify that "make excellent food" should not imply they ARE excellent food

>>39532477
Closer to piccilo really. Vageeta was still a dick when he went good

>>39532533
We're still a dick to everyone that isn't Bulma (his wife) and Goku's family. We are LITERALLY female Vegeta.

>>39532522
How do we know that if we haven't tried yet?

>>39532519
>being always murderdeathkill is bland as fuck
Thats a pretty steep exegerration considering our behaviour sofar. There is a huge difference between "murderdeathkill" and "value strength above all else". The fact that people here already start samefagging to have Kabuya not tell him to value strength just because it might hurt his feelings makes it pretty obvious we aren't going to return to the glory days ever.

>>39532558
Oh shit this reminds me. We are going to be so fucked if trunks isnt born. Unless an alternate timeline trunks makes it here

>>39532568
This is a valid point. Brushing off Gohan's moral question entirely is pretty out of character.

You shrug, "Hey kid, this is a history lesson, not philosophy, that stuff's not my strong point. That's just how it happened, I wasn't around for it."

Gohan's frown lessons and he starts to suck on his tail, "What else were the Saiyans like?" He asks.

You think back, "Well... we became a well known race after the war. A race called the Arcosians approached us, offered us great pay to conquer a new planet for them. Their home was near inhospitable, but they didn't want the bad relations of conquering it themselves, so instead they gave us our own advanced technology, and theinfo of how to use what the Tuffles left behind."

"So they evolved out of the barbaric lifestyle of before?" Gohan asks hopefully.

"Well... not so much. We had a few scientists.... but most of what they did was figure out new ways to punch things, or blow them up, with the occasional mechanical genius." You tell him, Gohan's mouth twitches.

"Oh." He sighs. "Right."

"And then we were annexed by the galactic tyrant Frieza. A power hungry Arcosian freak, whose power level was so huge that he's said to be nigh unkillable." You fight to keep pure hatred out of your voice, failing dismally, "And he drafted us into his army, used us to conquer planets cheaply, then sold them on."

"And then what happened?" He asks.

"Frieza grew paranoid that we would overthrow him. Our people started getting stronger than he expected. So he.... called most of our race back, and wiped the planet out en masse."

Gohan frowns again, "That sounds like the kind of guy daddy would beat up."

"I'm sure he'd try." You shake your head. "Just like your grandfather before him. He was a hero of his own accord. He''s the only reason that I'm alive, Risel and Teito too. He knew Frieza would attack and tried to warn everyone, but we were the only ones that listened."

"OKAY! That's enough bedtime stories for tonight, don't you think?" Bulma calls out pointedly, scooping Gohan up quickly.

>Fine, good night Gohan
>Write in

>>39532568
But isn't our focus on valuing strength only kind of what killed our race?

>>39532650
>Fine, good night Gohan

>>39532568

Kabu is still very much "do whatever you have to win". We can teach that to Gohan, but the fact is that his definition of winning is not the same than us, and Kabu has never tried to convince others that her definition was the right one.

>>39532650
They also made saibamen though. Give the Saiyan scientists *some* credit.

>>39532681
How would focusing les on strength have saved us exactly?
More our race got killed because we weren't strong enough.

>>39532650
>Fine.
Pick Bulma up. Have her drop Gohan off at his bedroom. Then carry her the rest of the way.

>>39532650
>Fine, good night Gohan

>>39532650
>Write in
"So here's the lesson, Gohan. Your grandfather was a hero, but the enemy was too strong. Your father was a hero, but his opponent was too strong. Your dad only had it half right; in order for the strong to protect the weak, they have to actually BE strong. Alright? Good night, Gohan."

>>39532681

Kabu doesn't really value strength, actually. She values coming on top more.

>>39532650
>Fine, good night Gohan

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>>39532744
as bulma is about to learn

>>39532697
>Kabu is still very much "do whatever you have to win".
Thats not the point.

> We can teach that to Gohan
Obviously not, because we had the chance and didn't.
This isn't about how to win or get strong, it was about his question if its the duty of the strong to protect the weak and stealing is wrong. And the IC answer would have been that thats bullshit. What you do with your strength is up to everyone himself.
But we didn't say anything like that because it would have hurt Gohans precious feelings, which is not at all like Kabuya.

>>39532681

They valued strength, but didn't exactly go to great lengths to improve themselves after a while.

It took a Saiyan with a human mindset and a human martial philosophy to kill Frieza and become the greatest warrior ever.

>>39532619
Naa man it'll be fine, Gohan will come back instead or something.

>>39532744
Strength is nothing without the ability to weild it, it apply it.

>>39532619

Trunks will still come back, but he'll be supremely baffled to find out that his father isn't around or that his mother is with someone else (maybe).

Alternate universe theory applies for DBZ time travel, remember?

>>39532650

Supporting >>39532733

+

"Being powerful allow you to do what you want. If you want to be a tyrant, you have to be more powerful than those you rule over. If you want to defeat a tyrant and free the people, you have to be more powerful than the tyrant. Any goal require you to be strong in order to reach it, no matter under what form the strength appears"

>>39532803
Or apply it, thank you phone.
>>39532650
> Lets practice type form

>>39532793
>>39532786
>>39532783
>inb4 Gohan isn't an annoying whiny kid due to our influence

>inb4 this makes him think that saiyaman thing is dumb

There is no winning either way, friends.

>>39532828
This, but mention that being clever is just another kind of strength.

>>39532846
The Saiyaman thing is dumb. Are you fucking retarded?

>>39532650
>Look Gohan, the point is. It doesn't matter what you do with your strength. You don't have a innate duty to anything with it. What matters is being strong enough to do what you want. If you want to protect the weak? Fine. But you have to BE strong enough to do that.

alright, so that i dont have to get yelled at over it, lets make this real clear

>"Good night gohan" let him rest
orrrrrr
>You have to be strong, to get ahead, no matter what you do with it

>>39532650
>Write in
"Last thing. Gohan, your dad wanted to protect the weak with his strength. But that only means that the weak never try to get stronger. I didn't say that the Tuffles were wrong to resist the old Saiyans; they had the strength to do it, so that was their right. And they were destroyed when they weren't strong enough. You have to be strong enough to fight for what you want and win, that's all."

>>39532886
>You have to be strong, to get ahead, no matter what you do with it

>>39532886
>You have to be strong, to get ahead, no matter what you do with it

Strong and smart.

Also, I think your trip fell off Chuckles. Although it must be like 6-9 AM over where you live, shit.

>>39532886
Why not say both.
Also ruffle his hair a bit.

>>39532886
>"Good night gohan" let him rest
It' Christmas eve. Let him sleep.

>>39532886
>You have to be strong, to get ahead, no matter what you do with it

>>39532880
I do too, but from seeing a certain other DBZ quest it's obvious that plenty of people thought it was the be all end all of cool.

I was more into kaiju than sentai.

>>39532886
>You have to be strong, to get ahead, no matter what you do with it

>>39532907
>Strong and smart.
I think thats rather obvious, being smart is a way to be stronger.

>>39532886
Both, say the strong part first, and say that being smart is just another kind of strength.

>>39532932
That should read "I think so too", apparently I forgot to read.

>>39532909
>>39532935
Because they're meant to be mutually excluse.
The "Goodnight, Gohan" is to let him go now without saying anything else.

>>39532886
>>You have to be strong, to get ahead, no matter what you do with it

>"Last thing. Gohan, your dad wanted to protect the weak with his strength. But that only means that the weak never try to get stronger. I didn't say that the Tuffles were wrong to resist the old Saiyans; they had the strength to do it, so that was their right. And they were destroyed when they weren't strong enough. You have to be strong enough to fight for what you want and win, that's all."

You lean over the back of the couch, gesturing for Bulma to wait, "Look Gohan; it's like this. In the rest of the universe, it's not like it is here. Out there, you have to be strong enough to do what you want. If you want to be a tyrant, you have to be able to subdue the people you want to rule. If you want to protect people, you have to be strong enough to defeat those who would hurt you want to protect. Okay?"

He nods slowly, "Yeah... that actually makes sense." He smiles, nodding, "I guess that's why daddy's always practising too, isn't it?" The boy smiles widely, "Thanks Ms Kabuya!"

You can't help but smirk back, ruffling his hair one last time. "Good night Gohan." You wait for Bulma to take him upstairs, enjoying the warmth of the fire on your now bare arms. "I'm going to need to get some new clothes at some point." You mutter to yourself. The armour isn't entire form fitting, given it was made for Teito's figure and its a waste of energy to warm yourself with ki. Bulma probably has her own personal seamstress, getting the skintight fixed shouldn't be that much of an issue.

You hear Bulma coming back down the stairs, looking around to find her sitting halfway up. "For a minute there, I was worried you were gonna give the poor kid nightmares, but I think he was cheered up by that bit at the end."

You just tilt your head, "Of course he understood, he's a Saiyan."

"Aaaand he's a human, so he knows how to think with his head, not just his biceps." She adds with a smirk, "Well, I'm going to bed, did you want a spare room too?"

>Thanks, appreciated
>I was going to head back to the Lookout.
>Write in

>>39533280
"Kind of a badass, and tough huh. I'll say i'm quite offended I thought I was a whole badass."

>>39533280
>smirk at her
>"Hmm, am I not welcome in yours anymore?"

>>39533280
>>Thanks, appreciated

>>39533332
>This.

>>39533325
This

>>39533325
Second, Deleting old vote here>>39533318

>>39533280
>I was going to head back to the Lookout.
Gotta talk to Kami, get gains.

>>39533280
>>39533325
>>39533332
these

>>39533280

These >>39533332 >>39533325

We have to clear things about Risel and Teito before things get sexier (or sadder), though.

>>39533332
No, not without clarification of what we both want from this relationship.

>>39533280
>Thanks, appreciated

>>39533499

It's flirting, anon.

The relationship talk come after

>>39533332
YES

"Kind of a badass and tough, huh? I'll say, I'm quite offended. I thought I was a whole badass." you smirk back.

Bulma raises her eyebrows, "Well... you did say you were saved by Santa Clause today. Might have bumped you down a few points."

You let that remark go, you've already let the Santa thing go. "Oh? So what percentage badass would you say I am?"

Bulma stands, descending the steps fully now, and coming to stand in front of you, from where you've leant over the back of the couch. "Hmmm.... maybe, like.... 85? 90%?" She nods, "90 seems like a nice round number. Even if you do believe in fairy tales." You stare up at her, chin resting on the couch, stretching your tail out, feeling the bones pop lightly, along with the fire.

>No seriously, it happened, sleigh bells and everything.
>Write in

>>39533615
"Says the woman who created a device capable of locating magical orbs that summon a wish granting dragon"

>>39533615
>>39533635
backing.

>>39533635
Supporting.

>>39533615

"Says the woman who plays with a dragons magical balls."

>>39533615

>Bulma, if you want to take thing to the next level, and believe me I would love to, we need to talk. It's about Risel and Teito...

Better talk now that risk to ruin things

>>39533615
>"Says the woman who created a device capable of locating magical orbs that summon a wish granting dragon"
>Sounds like I need to make you believe in christmas miracles again tonight

>>39533698
And the plan to be the progenitor of tge next wave of Sayians?

>>39533698
10/10 made me cringe hard.

>>39533635
Second

>>39533615
"Lady, I'm a super-powered bisexual monkey alien who is currently training Earth's greatest warrors under the orders of an omnipotent slug-thing that's to defend earth from two more alien monkeys in exchange for getting two more alien space monkeys, one of which you've known since he was a child, resurrected by means of the afore-mentioned slug-things magical glowing balls, which you have made a device to find, because they can grant wishes.

How does anything seem unbelievable to you?"

>>39533750

Any reason why?

>>39533772
We are just flirting right now. Starting to talk about how to take something to the next level is not something you do at the stage of harmless flirting.
This is just beyond awkward.

>>39533758
>implying Saiyans would willingly call themselves "monkey"

Lo, traveler! Might you be brain damaged?

>>39533816
Even if we had a one night stand it wouldn't be that big a deal.

You give her a lazy grin, "Says the girl who's talking to a super-powered bisexual alien who is currently training Earth's greatest warrors under the orders of an omnipotent slug-thing that's to defend earth from two more super aliens in exchange for getting two more aliens, one of which you've known since he was a child, resurrected by means of the afore-mentioned slug-things magical glowing balls, WHICH you have made a device to find, because they can restore life." You tilt your head, "How does anything seem unbelievable to you?"

Bulma glances at the floor, "When you say it like that, I sound kinda of stupid, don't I?"

You brush your hair out of your eyes, "Not stupid, per se. Simply.... a touch narrow minded, perhaps?"

Bulma frowns at that, "I'm not narrow minded, I... just, everyone said that Santa was never real. My dad always took credit for giving me presents from Santa, once they stopped coming.... Guess that means I'm on the naughty list, huh?" She rolls her eyes. "Oh well, it's not like I can't buy anything I wanted for Christmas anyways."

>Rather a cynical view don't you think
>A valid point
>Write in

>>39533900
>Rather a cynical view don't you think
Pretty sure you can't buy attacks that save the world from trees.

>>39533900
>Rather a cynical view don't you think
>Sooo....Wanna go beat up Santa?

>>39533846

Well, I think we have to ask what she wants. One-night stands are fine, but it's kind of shitty if one of the partners think it was more than that

>>39533900
>>A valid point

>>39533900
>A valid point
>Santa is overrated anyway, never came to Vegeta

>>39533900
"Well why don't i give you something money can't buy"

>>39533900
>A valid point
>Write In
"Santa never came to Planet Vegeta either. Our race was in the mercenary soldier business, after all."

>>39533900
"That's part of what it means to become an adult right? Make your own choices, get the things you want by your own means? Leave santa's gifts for the kids, you're a big girl I'm sure you can figure out ways of getting what you want, with money or otherwise."

>>39533900

>"Really? Anything ~ , hmm?
>Let tail wander

>>39533900
>>39534003
Seconded.

Also. Chuckles.. the clock man. How are you awake?

>>39534032
Chuckles runs on yuri power obviously

narrowing it down to the most popular shit

>Valid point
>"Really? Anything ~ , hmm?
>Santas an asshole either way


>>39534032
sheer willpower

>>39534085
>"Really? Anything ~ , hmm?

>>39534085
>Santas an asshole either way

>>39534085
>Valid point

>>39534085
>"Really? Anything ~ , hmm?

>>39534085
>"Really? Anything ~ , hmm?

>>39534085
>>"Really? Anything ~ , hmm?

>>39534085

>"Really? Anything ~, hmm?"

>>39534085
>"Really? Anything ~ , hmm?

Okay, this is really close, careful when you tally the votes.

"Really? Anything, huh?" You ask, kneeling further upright on the couch, snaking your tail around yourself, brushing it against her waist softly.

Bulma glances down at it, as you run it down the outside of her leg, "Welllll.... maybe not everything. Superpowered alien girls are hard to come by, even with all the money in the world, just most things I want."

"No." You begin, wrapping your tail upwards, around her waist now, pulling her gently closer, watching the pink creep up her cheeks. "But I don't think the money's what you need."

Bulma stares into your eyes, "I've... you know- that is- you'd be my first- with a girl that is, i-if that's what you're planning I mean..." She trails off, but her crystal blue eyes stay, staring at you, her hands are resting on the back of the couch now as well, side by side with yours.

>What do

>>39534349
"Don't worry...I can be gentle~"
>Fade to smutbin

>>39534349
Naughty things chuckles. Teach her how limber the tail is.

While taking her to bed. Maybe teach her how ki can be used in the bedroom?

We'll need her to get fit at some point.

>>39534349
>Something something first time with a human.
Lewds.

>>39534381
Yes.

Waiting on the smut.

>>39534349
>"Can I tell you a secret?"
>lean close and whisper "You're my first human girl too."

>>39534385
Second

>>39534422
>>39534385
>inb4 she becomes the strongest human Z-fighter just so that she can play dom with Kabu

>>39534349

>slowly come closer
>kiss the girl

>"what do you want it to be? One night and that's all, or something more?"

>>39534471
That really isnt something that would occur to Kabu. She bangs the girls and expects them to bang other people (eventually), polygamy is all she seems to know.

>>39534349
>"Can I tell you a secret?"
>lean close and whisper "You're my first human girl too."

"Can I tell you a secret?" You ask, Bulma nods and you lean in close, bringing your mouth up to her ear, her blue locks smell of lilacs, "You're my first human girl too."

Bulma laughs, but thumps her fist into your shoulder, "Ass. You didn't have to put it that wa-"

You cut her off, by gently grabbing her by the back of the head, turning her into a kiss, pressing her soft, smooth lips to yours, the smell of lilacs flooding your nose, as Bulma responds quickly, leaning into the kiss, adding tongue before you can, hands wrapping over yours, leaning fully into you, groaning slightly.

She pulls away, breathing hard, but a new look in her eye, that steely resolve you've seen a few times, "Alright then.... my room. Now." She says simply, turning on her heel.

You vault the couch, appreciating the rounded view above you, as Bulma climbs the stairs. Humans are fascinating creatures. Not to mention soft.

You scoop her into your arms at the top of the stairs, earning a bark of excited laughter, as you shoulder her door open.

Very soft creatures, but they do know how to have a good time.

>End of Episode 17

its 8:45 am, need sleep

smutbin incoming in the next... whenever. post ideas if you have em, or not

>>39534520

Kabu's not exclusive and doesn't expect others to be , but I'd say she'd still want to know if it's just banging once or it's a more comtinuous

>>39534635
Thanks for running, Chuckles.

>>39534635
As this anon said>>39534385

>>39534635
Thanks for running.

>>39533280
I think here, we might have taken a few steps towards fixing abridged Gohans daddy issues here

>He nods slowly, "Yeah... that actually makes sense." He smiles, nodding, "I guess that's why daddy's always practising too, isn't it?" The boy smiles widely

>>39534635
Maybe Bulma uses SCIENCE! To dom Kabu?

>>39534654
Again, that isn't something that occurs to her.

Her experiences aren't having one-night stands, so as far as she knows they aren't a thing. Be aware her sexual experiences amount to the girls, and her social interaction amounts to either the girls, bossing slaves around, or killing things. She is not experienced in a worldly fashion, honestly.

I get where you are coming from and trying to be nice, but it really is OOC.

>>39534761
implying Kabu didnt dump the girls on a babysitter for a night and go get herself some hot heran dick before the quest started

>>39534794
Seeing as essentially everything in the PTO would want to kill Saiyans or otherwise treat them like shit and dirt and Kabu has been on the run with the girls specifically to avoid everything and regroup with other Saiyans, it seems vastly unreasonable she would even be willing to trust anyone. Earth has been a very mellowing experience for her, so far the only person she trusted in space was Tore, and everyone kind of nearly fucked that up forever.

So I doubt Kabu is actually sexually experienced outside of what she does with the girls.

>>39534635
This Smutbin is going to be filled with a lot of cultural enrichment. Deliciously lewd cultural enrichment.

>>39534635
Kabu domming Bulma with her tail in a dick like manner?

>>39534854
>>39534794
>arguing headcanons

>>39534906
THIS, MAKE IT HAPPEN CHUCKLES!

>>39534854
>implying Kabuya hasn't taken a sissy brench dick while shoving her dicktail up his ass

>>39534923
Let's look at which is more reasonable, then.

>>39534906
Yes please!

>>39534906
Second

Someone archive this one? I'm always shit nwith the descriptions.

>>39534743
disable active neural systems. Allow her to feel, but prevent her from acting

>>39535261
Archiving as we speak, one second.

>>39535287
Thank you.

So, saging, what are we gonna do about Piccolo? Seems kinda mean to just lock him up forever. Maybe a sparring partner for Gohan?

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>>39536468
I still support the idea of eventually having Kami fuse with him, after Kami gets himself gets strong enough to punk him. Not in the near-term, but at least after Goku and Raditz are back.

>>39537815
Kami's too old to be Gast Carcolh.

>>39538632
Nah, let Kami be Kami.

NAAAAAAIL can be his own thing.

>>39538719
>>39537815
Force him to accept he pecking order and have him train with us. He can be tsudere all he wants, we can kick his ass till he actually gits gud.

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bumpin

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>>39538719
>>39540802
turn hum into the great namekaman

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>>39543272
We need to find a way to get Piccolo or Kami some driving lessons.

Holy shit this thread is still alive?
bump it, bump it to DEATH!

>>39545594
heh

>>39545594
Hey Chuckles, do Gohan and Chi-Chi get to see Goku for Christmas?

>>39545696
gonna go with no

>>39545713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYwWKEc8c88

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since i might as well write it hear, progress has been made on starting the pastebin

so yeah... thats a thing

>>39545967
Good, good. Oh yeah, thanks for that shirtless bit at the end of the Turles Fight.

>>39545967
So, after we do this Kingsmoot thing with Vegeta, are we gonna have to go around the universe to ensure that the PTO doesn't get their hands on other sets of Dragon Balls, especially the Black Stars?

>>39546190

>GT
>Canon

Anon, you silly.

>>39546261
According to Xenoverse it's an alternate future where Beerus gets his pudding.

>>39546261
Diol already mentioned the Black Stars, they ARE Canon here.

>>39546294
Plus our Brench buddy mentioned Machine Mutants.

>>39546288
is that a real thing?
god damnit toriyama

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After this, if we tried to go wreck the Metamorans shit with our Triclops and Brench buddies, do you think we could take on Jaco?

>>39547736
No, it's speculation, but Xenoverse does confirm that GT is an alternate timeline.

>>39547736
I don't think Toriyama himself did anything for Xenoverse except sign off on the designs for the new baddies.

>>39547818
Jaco's PL was like 1000 back when Goku came to Earth. According to RoF he became strong enough to take on like a hundred of Frieza's best soldiers fairly easily. No clue how strong he is right now, but he's probably no stronger than Vegeta.

Huh?
Piccolo is still in dungeons? Goddammit, I forgot that he is still there.

>>39548141
>TFW Piccolo will sit out the entire story due to us.
It'll be perfect. Even Yajarobi will be stronger then him.

>>39547851
it does raise the question of whos going to stall for time against the androids however

>>39548239
Clearly it'll be Dumplin.

>>39548141
We shouldn't risk our free Dragonball ticket in a fight anyway. Better he stay where he is.

>>39548324
How about once we use the Dragonballs, we blow him the HFIL up?

>>39548324
My idea here is to rehabilitate him somewhat. Explain to him why Mr. Popo gets to do what he wants and so in, show him how his actions are small-time.

>>39548360
>Piccolo the Space Demon King
Hmm, we could have a bad-ass space pirate crew once we face off against the saiyans, that is, if Vegeta doesn't school all of us first.

>>39548389
Still feels small-time to me. Why alienate our current allies? Why not rule an empire that wants us to lead, by giving them tons of alcohol, food, and the ability to be strong themselves?

>>39548610
Why would we rule an empire? Just makes us a huge target to all the guys stronger than us. Pirate life is far more cozy and gives us all the fighting and eating we want.

>>39548610
How about we claim the moon for ourselves, and open up a big-ass port on it with more space smuggling than you can shake a stick at? We could call it Space Tortuga, which is Spanish for "Turtle".

>>39548694
Huh, I'm sure capsule corps could help with that, Earth is a pretty nice planet though, I mean the people look just like saiyans without the tails, and some of them might actually make okay fighters with enough training.

>>39549156
Plus it has our Bulma.

>>39549265
Our test-tube babies should be named Taro and Brussel.

>>39549156
It's more about creating a gang of sorts that isn't antagonistic to everyone and keeps a sort of peace, along with making sure there's decent beer and food everywhere in the galaxy.

>>39549265
how super saiyan will we go if Bulma eats it?

>>39549329
Champion of Christmas tier, we've only known her like, a month. Right now she's just another fling.

>>39549319
Or should we get a sperm donor or something...

>>39549462
So we're gonna rip off the Prince's dick?

>>39549497
Maybe, I mean we want to keep the saiyan race alive.

Are Trunks and Bra gonna get wiped from this timeline?

>>39549606
Not if we convince Bulma to double team the defeated and prideful prince with us.

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>>39549606
>This timeline
Maybe. But, on the other hand...

>>39549630
But why? We'd have no reason to spread his genes in her, just our genes with hers if we feel so inclined.

>>39549606
Well, we know time travel in DBZ works on the Multiverse Theory of Time Sliding, where worlds can be ridiculously different (power scale of the androids being an example) that this could be the destination world of a future trunks if it came to it.

>>39549658
I say we keep Vegeta away from our Bulma. There are plenty of other women out there.

Like Dodoria.

>>39549497
>stealing Vegetas sperm to make our children
>fucking his alt. future wife
Thats perfect.

>>39549738
But then they wouldn't have blue hairrr

>>39549799
>>39549716
Well it'd be a one off, I mean gotta get more saiyans.

>>39549799
I assume Kabuya has black hair, thus hair color remains the same.

>>39549799
True, I guess it depends on how well Gohan does. If this mix-breed thing doesn't look too bad, we can deal with having half-saiyan children.
Realistically we won't get a full blood population going anymore anyway.

>>39549823
>Kabuya encounters Tables
>"FINALLY, a male Sayian that isn't an idiot, an asshole or both!"
>"Sorry ma'am, but I'm married."
>"KAIS DAMN IIIIIIT!"

>>39549823
>thread eventually devolves into CK2-level genetics planning in order to revive the Saiyan race
>half the kids that result from it are almost Hapsburg-tier due to all the inbreeding

>>39549906
We should get Bulma to make a Saiyan Locator!

>>39549668
Cell is even more bizarre when you think about it. At least with Trunks you can sort of construe that Trunks caused a butterfly effect to make the androids stronger, like maybe Gero's spybots scanned him when he first came back to fight Frieza, so Gero stepped up his game to prepare for this unknown super saiyan.

But then Cell kills Trunks after Trunks returns from his first trip, goes back in time himself and another Trunks who wasn't killed by Cell returns to the exact same timeline.

>>39549943
i dont think that would even be possible
shed have to be able to map the blank slate Saiyan genome to trace it, and im pretty sure theres not enough left in the universe to do that
not to mention she always talks about how she can barely power a earthwide communication array, let alone somethign galactic

>>39550016
She's got the genomes from five saiyans, only two of which are related to each other, and a hybrid (which can aid in determining what a false positive would look like), and we might have some from the retard who grows plants to kill planets. While it's not much, it's probably a fair cross section of the average middle class Saiyan warriors. If she had Vegeta and Nappa, there'd be some for elites.

>>39550016
Well, if we configure a dragon ball locator to where it senses Saiyan Ki instead of Dragonball Ki... We should get Teito and Risel to help Bulma out on this.

>>39549941
Or we could just bring back planet Vegeta with the modified Dragonballs.

>>39550332
But those saiyans died over 20 years ago?

>>39550332
Honestly at this point the only Saiyan we know of that's really worth bringing back besides Goku and Raditz would be Bardock. He was a pretty cool guy.

>>39550627
And Risel's and Teito's parents?

>>39550592
> modified
The Namekian ones can modify the earth ones. There's also the Black Stars.

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BEHOLD, I cum bearing smut

You drop Bulma to her bed, pulling off Teito’s borrowed armour, as Bulma unbuttons her shirt. You quickly strip off the remains of your skintight, the stretchy fabric only tearing further as you tug it off, pooling on the floor with your boots, you clamber onto the bed with the human woman.

Her eyes drop, running over your skin, “Woah.” She breathes, raising her fingers, tracing old faded scars, fingers gentle, slowly transitioning to follow the defined lines of your abs, “I didn’t think you’d be so....” She trails off slowly.

“Sculpted?” You ask, finishing her sentence, she nods absently.

“Your physiques insane!” She mutters, tracing your muscles on your arms now, as you lay over her, “And your-“

“Bulma?” You interrupt, she blinks, looking back to your face, “Shhhh.” You give her a wink and lean down to kiss her again, the human moans into you, opening her mouth, hooking her arms behind your neck and pulling you into it, deepening it, the scent of her lilac perfume flooding your mind as you inhale her. You slowly weave your tail between your legs, and down towards Bulma, tickling her softly, brushing the tip teasingly around her hips and up her legs. Bulma giggles into the kiss, breath hitching slightly as you tease your tail lower, brushing it across her womanhood.

You grin slightly, as she whines, grinding her hips against it. “God! Kabu...” She sighs, as you brush it up and down her folds, teasing her clit with the fine hairs of your tail. She grabs you around the hips now, helping you set a rhythm as you lower against her with your tail strokes.

(cont)

Satisfied with your pace, her eyes close slightly, her hands exploring your body, taking one of your breasts in hand, squishing and rolling it in her hand, the soft warmth of her hand spreading through you, a small wave of pleasure as she squeezes your nipple. You growl in pleasure, taking her other hand and guiding it downwards, “There..” You groan, letting her hand go. She slides her fingers among your wet folds, massaging your clit in slow circles, “That’s good..” you groan in appreciation. “Put two inside me...” You beg, back arching slightly, “And I’ll give you this.” You add, curling your tail so that the end of it flattens out, prodding the end of it lightly against her entrance, fur slick with Bulma’s juices.

Bulma gasps at the touch, “With your tail?” She asks, an eyebrow raising slowly, a lust glazed smile crossing her face, “How.... animalistic.” She hooks her hands further down, positioning her fingers at your hole, “On three then.” She whispers, leaning up and kissing you again, “One. Two. Three!”

You gasp in pleasure together, nearly collapsing on top of her, as Bulma’s tight walls grip your tail as you bury it in insider her, the hot pleasure of her fingering you adding to the ball of heat building in your gut.

“That’s it, right there!” Bulma insists, leaning up to kiss you again, trailing her lips down your chin, all the way to your neck. She lets go of your chest, pulling your head down close to hers again, as she bites and kisses her way down your neck, to your shoulders, her fingers working their way inside of you, thumb rotating on your clit in sensual, magical circles, driving you nuts, even as you thrust your tail into her, earning pleasure pants and moans from her.

(cont)

“Mmmn, god, I can feel each hair.” She gasps, “They’re all brushing up in me. Ke~eep going.” “Bulma nods, encouraging you on, her insides massaging your tail gently, surprisingly non painful, the pleasant heat of Bulma’s pussy wrapping all about your tup. “Right there! Yesss. YES!” She cries out, biting into your shoulder, “Ah- AH- AH-AHHHNHAAAAAAA!” She wails, as her orgasm rolls through her, her fingers going into overdrive inside you, “COME WITH ME!” She begs, legs quivering, breath short.

Well, when she asks like that, how could you say no? You groan your release out, the final pumps of your tail growing uncoordinated, as the hot wave of pleasure flows through your mind, Bulma’s fingers finding that magical spot inside of you that you could never quite reach on your own, you gasp, as your orgasm reaches its height, finally letting out a wordless roar of pleasure, as your body stiffens, quivering in place, cumming with Bulma, together, only to redouble as Bulma unexpectedly dips her head, taking one of your nipples between your teeth and biting as hard as she can.

With one, final moan, you collapse, Bulma collapsing downwards with you, as you fall onto her, worn out entirely. You lie atop her, your skin dark in contrast to her paleness, both you slicked with sweat, panting for breath, the softness of her skin pliant under the hard muscle of yours, her breasts slightly below yours, squishing into your stomach ever so softly.

You lie like that for who knows how long, pulling your tail free from Bulma, earning one final gasp, as you wipe the wetness out on her blankets. Finally Bulma breaks the afterglow silence, “Woooow.” She laughs shakily.

You chuckle back, “Ayup.”

She takes a few more moments of panting, “You Saiyan girls... you really go hard, huh?” Before you can respond, she grabs you by either cheek, pulling you into one more kiss, softer this time, with more passion behind it then lust. “Thanks Kabuya. I needed that.”

“Anytime Bulma.” You promise, with a wink, rolling off her. “Now let’s get some sleep. I’m going to need to be well rested, if your feast really is ALL you can eat.”

Bulma rolls her eyes in annoyance, but laughs at the same time. “You really are all the same.” She reaches her hands up and claps, the lights cutting out, “Well, good night.” She mutters, curling up against your side in the dark, head resting on your chest.

“Don’t let the bed Arlians bite.” You whisper, mostly to yourself.

>Fin

>>39550764
It's so sweet. Thanks, Chuckles.

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>>39550764
Thanks Chuckles.

>>39550703
that hair's atrocious

>>39550960
You're atrocious.

>>39550764

Thanks, Chuckles

dit iz preddy gud

>>39550764
Who else is up for throwing Bulma into the saiyan bed party without telling her? Also I really hope Risel or Teito haven't had nightmares while we've been away from the Lookout.

>>39551520
Let's not break her hip bones like that, at least until she can survive a round or two.

>>39553913
ZENKAI!

>>39554175
humans don't really get those

Who would win: Turles' Christmas Tree of Might, or Ginyu's Dance of Joy?

>>39555743
The ParaPara Dance

>>39553913
WE NEED MEDPODS

>>39557729
Chuckles said it'd be dealt with in the time skip
Shut.
Up.

So, since we keep resurrecting this thread, I might as well discuss this plan I thought up:
1. The Z-Fighters face off against the Saibamen and Nappa
2. hahahahaha
3. The others wish both them and the other two Saiyans back to life
4. We fight Vegeta and maybe Nappa
5. If we're not doing so well, we have reinforcements

>>39558462
Though, this plan would only work if we still keep Piccolo in a jar to brine some more, and the Z-Fighters would be pissed at us. So our reinforcements would most likely be Raditz and Goku.

>>39558332
In this case I am actually making a joke about the constant demands for medpods.

>>39558462
>3. The others wish both them and the other two Saiyans back to life
One rez per person restricton tho. At least Krilling already died once.

>>39558758
Okay, so we need to worry about Chiaotzu, and Krillin, and Gohan because Chi-Chi will kick our asses.

>>39558462
That really depends on how much Chuckles is buffing them up.

Humies versus Saibamen will probably be a thing (and I expect them to bring more saibamen than in canon)
But how hard will it be to take down Nappa and Veggie is up in the air.

Although they'll probably not be pulling the Oozaru given we have more Sayians here.

>>39558846
Or Vegeta will be pulling off the lamps in his eyes after blowing up the moon.

>2 days later
>thread still up

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still banking on qt girl majin

What if, in this universe/timeline whatever, Bra was the one born first and she gets sent back in time to deal with the android shenanigans, while Trunks ends up being the second kid who becomes a humanesque dissapointment

>>39559530
Hey, they both become humanesque disappointments without the androids.

>>39559530
>Tfw Future Bra had a crush on Mr Gohan, but never got to tell him
>She was always to scared because of the age difference
>The first time she goes super saiyan is over the corpse of her dead loved one

>>39559565

>being scared of age difference

I hope Bulma will raise her better than this.

Speaking of which, how old is Kabu compared to Bulma? Something like 15 years?

>>39559610

*15 years older

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around this time, Bulma would be..... 27-27?
Kabuya is somewhere between mid 20s and early 30s
we dont know how old kabuya was when she left vegeta but shes been off world 17+ years, BUT has been using FTL travel..... so who the fuck knows
im just gonna assume theyre about the same age

>>39559642
26*-27

shes 4-5 years older tha goku and hes 22 around this time
or im completely wrong, i dunno

>>39559642
>BUT has been using FTL travel.
How does that work in Dragonball universe by the way?

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>>39559530
>>39559565
>Bra
>Not Brussel
I mean, why did we even carry her if we didn't get to name her?

>>39559642
>>39559655
i checked on the Dragon Ball timeline

Bulma is 5-6 years older than Goku
Goku is 23-24 at the time Raditz shows up
that'd make her in the range or 28-30
damn, i always thought she was younger

>>39559673
No explanation has ever been given in universe, it took Krillin, Gohan and Bulma like, a month or two to get to Namek whereas it took Goku about a week. So it moves at the speed of plot. Though I suppose that could be because the sayan space pod that Goku's ship was reverse engineered from was newer than Kami's ship by a couple decades if not centuries.

>>39559706
Why could the Z-Fighters school the Ginyu Force but Goku couldn't even defeat Vegeta?

>>39559713
They only schooled Guldo, and that was before he pulled out his paralysis technique. They didn't even get past Recoome, Goku dealt with eery non Jeice Giny force member. Unless you mean Yamcha, Piccolo, Chao-Tzu, and Tien kicking the shit out of them on King Kai's planet, which King Kai answered by saying he'd been training them the entire time.

>>39559776
I'm talking about the ones who died and went to train with King Kai.

>>39559776
>he'd been training them the entire time.
Yeah, that's like a few months, compared to the damn half-year Goku was dead. And while Goku's 9001, his humie flunkie buddies are all taking out 50,000+ people.

>>39559828
power creep, toriyama is a criminal when it comes to consistency

>>39559907
We have to get in touch with Frieza's personal trainers, they can turn people into Gods within 4 months, don'tcha know.

>>39559907
Man, I hope this quest will stop mentioning power levels sooner or later and just focus on having Bad Guys' special techniques be the dangerous part.

>>39559937
All we gotta do for that is to blow up all the scouters on Namek, especially Ginyu's.

>>39559691
>>39559642

Bulma was born in august 733 and we're currently at the end of year 761. She is 28.

Kabu was old enough to be trusted with Risel and Teito by their parents, and already had at least the start of a career, when Freezer decided to blow Vegeta, in 737. Let's say that made her in her teens, in the 15-18 range.

So, Kabu would be in her 40's by now.

>>39560314
>implying saiyan careers dont start as soon as they can walk
not to mention, again, FTL fuckery
hell, just to get to earth, Diol said it was 4 light years, which we travelled in ftl, that right there shaves a couple of years off

>>39560007
But if you blow up Ginyu's scouter, how will you know who's body he's jumped into?

>>39560339
Oh, so Kabuya left Risel and Teito on a feral planet to get stronger while she took a FTL nap. That makes sense! No seriously, it does.

>>39560366
You sense his Ki!

>>39560376
If that worked don't you think Krillin and Gohan would have done it?

>>39560369

>Implying Kabuya would sleep while others train

>>39560401
They did!

>>39560404
Well, Piccolo let Gohan get chased by dinosaurs for a bit, so yeah? btw, isn't it weird how Beerus says that he wiped out the dinosaurs the last time he came to Earth?

>>39560412
No they didn't, Krillin asked him what his favorite food was.

>>39560422
toriyama doesnt remember things from more than one arc ago

>>39560369
id believe it

>>39560434
No, Gohan had to shout to Krillin that he could tell it wasn't his dad. Whether it was from sensing his Ki, ehhh?
https://youtu.be/YQyfe8ZK1TA?t=567

>>39560534
>No Jeice accent
Kai disappoints me

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posting best girl before thread is ded