>>39523641
Quest goes in the title reta- nevermind, you caught it.

>"You helped with Wheelo, you can all help now"

>>39523641
>You're right. Chichi, Gohan, Spike, and Tien, you're with me, Risel, Teito, and Diol. Rest of you, Kami will direct you on how to help the people of earth. I hear you sit around with your thumb up your ass, I'll replace it with my foot.

>>39523641

>You helped with Wheelo, you can help now

>Alright, people, everyone tries ki sensing those guys. Let's see who can tell us the most about them

>>39523695
This. Spike's thing might be able to actually get rid of the tree, if it comes down to it.

>>39523695
This. Lets be honest, first thing that would happen is Krillin getting killed.

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You nod in agreement, "You're right. Chichi, Gohan, Spike and Tien, you four are coming with us." You gesture to Diol and the girls. "The rest of you can have Kami direct you on how to help the people on the planet. And I swear, if I hearyou sit around with your thumb up your ass, I'll replace it with my foot! Understood?"

Everyone quickly nods along, "Good. Then split up."

You take off at a run with your team following behind you, flying in the direction Kami pointed the tree out in. It takes about an hour of flight, before you reach the same forest you'd help save just yesterday, the quiet burned out wasteland now replaced by one hulking monster of a tree. It's trunk miles wide, and Kais know's how tall. It seems so impossibly big you reckon it could be visible from space, it's miles wide branches thick with leaves, blotting out the sun, as dark clouds gather about, swirling violently

You lead the team up to it's base, hovering in the air, the roots below pulsating in digusting rhythms, you absorbing life from the planet below, deep red bark flexing as it continually grows taller and taller.

"We have to stop this thing. It'll ruin Christmas forever." Tien mutters, eyes narrowing.

"Didn't you say you were Jewish?" Spike whispers behind you.

"You two, shut up back there!" You order. "We have to figure out what to do.

High up above you, you can still feel those power levels, six of them, with even further up.

>Spike, hit the tree with your beam
>Take out that group above
>Head straight for the one at the top
>Write in

>>39524012
>>Spike, hit the tree with your beam

>>39524012
>Spike, hit the tree with your beam

>>39524012
>Head straight for the one at the top,
have others
>Take out that group above

also the beam works by turning evil things to implode themselves. Non sentient tree is probably not evil.

>>39524012

>Take out the group above

>Kamehameha their faces off

>>39524012
>Spike, hit the tree with your beam

So, guys, how do we deal with turles? How we gonna convince him to stay and make the babbies

>>39524203
"Bro you like blowing shit up? Imagine if we had an army of baby us's to help out! Now get the fuck into my room"

>>39524203
"You look strong, want to have sex with bunch of ladies?"

Like any male would say no to that.

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You turn and point to Spike, "You reckon you can take this thing out with your beam? It's clearly evil, parasiting off of the planet like this."

Spike smiles smugly, flying forwards, "I think I can handle it. Spike's time to shine." He gestures to his head, as if performing a Solar Flare, gathering energy, laughing as he gathers his energy. "Like hitting the broad side of a barn, DEVILMITE BEAM!"

A spiralling pink beam swirls out as the devil throws both of his arms out in fists, slamming into the tree. The pink spreads across the tree slowly, expanding across the wood until it fills the your entire vision.

"Now.... EXPLODE!" Spike commands. There's a long moment of silence, and then the pink fades. "I.... what? That's not fair!" Spike yells.

"Maybe... if it's not sentient, it can't technically be classified as evil. Like a space wolf eating a space duck. It's only doing what it has to, too live."

Spike's shoulders fall. Then his entire body does, as a blast slams into him from above, sending him hurtling towards the ground, unmoving.

"Spike!" Risel gasps, as those six powers descend, coming closer.

"In the name of Turles' Misfit Minions, please step away from the tree!" A tall, orange skinned man calls out. With him comes five other warriors. Two mutated looking freaks, a robot... something, a blue haired Kabochan and a one more you can't see floating hidden behind the tall man.

>Attack now (plan)
>Write in

>>39524289
>>Attack now (plan)
Solar Flare followed up with a Kabuya Kannon to the big dude.

>>39524289
"...what, no poses? Christ, you really are low on the Specialist Squad food chain."

>>39524321
you never learned solar flare

>>39524333
Oh... well shit. We need to get around to learning that.

Ok well instead of that, fly as fast as we can at the big dude, grab him and use the Kaged Beast attack.

>>39524289
"...alright, Spike. Show me the Devilmite on that...purple...thing. What the fuck are you, anyways?"

>>39524375
Spike got taken the fuck out man

>>39524289
>"you know there's a lot of christmas joy on frieza planet 419"

>>39524289
I was in the DBZ Human thing. Charge the big guy, telegraph attacks like a fuckin noob, afterimage at the last second and point blank Kabuya Kannon his ass from behind.

>>39524289
Tien, solar flare!

then
Kaged Beast the big dude, afterimage right after.

>>39524325
This because it's obviously correct.

Taunt them with >>39524325

Maybe our allies can get a leg up if they fall for it.

>>39524333
Chuckles is unfortunately correct. The other girls still don't know how to sense Ki either.

>>39524395
I'll second this. It's just such an easy, simple fakeout

>Charge, afterimage then attack
seems to be it, so roll a D900+180

>>39524460
While the minions are starting like jobbers, the rest of our team can focus one or two down.

Rolled 516 + 180 (1d900 + 180)

>>39524486

Rolled 373 + 180 (1d980 + 180)

>>39524486

>>39524486
Chuckles, is that you?

Rolled 828 + 180 (1d900 + 180)

>>39524486

>>39524509
>>39524522
twice?

>>39524524
yes, dropped trip to post elsewhere

>>39524535
ritan

>>39524546
I... yes.. twice. I am ashamed

Rolled 66, 41, 16, 34, 9, 4 + 180 = 350 (6d100 + 180)

>>39524486

dice

>>39524570

Whoa, i failed this hard

Rolled 438 + 180 (1d900 + 180)

>>39524486

Why didn't we bring along Yamcha to fuse with tien?

It's 1am and I can't remember how to roll correctly. Help an anon out?

>>39524684
"dice+xdy" where x is the number of dice you roll and Y is the number of sides on the dice

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You dash forward, a fist raised, flying straight at the big orange guy. By your guess he's about half of your strength. You scream, making sure your feint is obviously telegraphed as you approach him.

The orange man, smirks, winding up a kick to deliver to your chin as you get closer to him, before driving his foot forwards.

Ha! You Afterimage at the last second, blurring around behind him. The orange man gasps in surprise as his foot hits empty air, while you raise your hands overhead. "KABUYA KANNON!" You roar, swinging your hands down and blasting him in the spine.

The red man goes sailing downwards towards the earthlings, as Teito and Risel charge upwards to help you, Diol zigzagging in from the side to kick the Kabochan in the face, while the Risel takes the two purple midgets, Teito the robot.

Chichi and Tien, tackle the orange man below you, Gohan zipping about and landing headbutts on him every so often, staying out of striking range.

That only leaves the sixth one for you to fight.

You hear a foot come whistling at your head and reflexively duck the boot barely missing the back of your head as you spin around, surprised to see a familiar red face.

"Tore?" You grunt in surprise. "What the HFIL?"

She seems equally surprised to see you, but keeps her fists raised, an angry snarl crossing her face."

She rushes you, her power and speed nearly equal to yours.

>Beat her down like the rest
>Deflect her attacks and (Write in)
dice are best of 3 guys

>>39524697
>Deflect Her attacks
So, you signed onto someone else's crew or is this project your baby?

>>39524697
Diplomacy check on the red space Ausie!

>>39524697
>Deflect her attacks and (Write in).

Hold the HFIL up Tore, what are you even doing here? Why are you slumming it with these losers?

>d900 again?

>>39524747
She could ask the same of us

>>39524739
And by diplomacy I mean intimidate, diplomatically.

>>39524753
She could, and hopefully will. Dialog can lead to resolution and another ally

>>39524772
Agreed, anon

Agreed

>>39524697
>Deflect her attacks and ask her if Turls forced her to join
This is what we get for our actions and terrible memory.

>>39524697
>deflect her attacks and, "Dammit woman, knock it off! I'm here on contract!"

>>39524697

>Grab a guy and use him as human, or rather alien shield
>"Err... I suppose you're still pissed off ?"

Well guys, it's time to apologise in a dramatic fashion

>>39524792
This may work, unless she fancies her new company

>>39524697

"Are we getting a few rounds after this?"

>Deflect and ask what shes doing here
seems to be the general consensus
>Roll D1700+180

>>39524841
I don't even want to try rolling again, here goes.

Rolled 802 + 180 (1d1700 + 180)

>>39524841

Rolled 159, 96, 94, 83, 175, 171, 36, 51, 146, 180, 147, 91, 44, 163, 179, 72, 147, 152, 104, 112, 21, 87, 133, 106, 144 = 2893 (25d180)

>>39524841

>>39524855
I don't fucking even.

>>39524855
You have to put the roll in the email (option) field, not in the name field

Rolled 1324 + 180 (1d1700 + 180)

>>39524841

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>>39524863
>>39524855
guys..... guys

Rolled 75 + 180 (1d1700 + 180)

>>39524875
Dear god you're right. Man I am too tired for this shit.

Rolled 1446 + 180 (1d1700 + 180)

>>39524841
Gotta roll 1

Rolled 912 + 180 (1d1700 + 180)

>>39524887
And to finish it all off I roll a 75! This is amazing Oh but it wasn't linked!

Now we roll!

>>39524841

>>39524859
>>39524880
>>39524888
So we got... 982, 1,504, 1,626?

>>39524938
Best of three, so hightest was 1324+180,
>>39524887 this vote counts aswell.

>>39524967
No it doesn't they have to be linked. That's generally how it works yeah?

>>39524974
It dont think Chuckles cares about that, but we'll see.

You go on the offensive, deflecting her blows as much as you can, the occasional whalloping blow crashing through into your gut, but nothing you can't handle. "Tore, what the HFIL are you even doing here? Why are you slumming it with these losers?"

She sneaks a kick through your defence, catching you under the chin, "Oi could ask tha same of yew ya bloody bitch!" She growls, "This lot at least has me back, and THEY help me get stronger when we take a place over." She sweeps your raised double guard down for a moment, punching you square in the face before you can recover, "So don'choo go gettin all high n' mighty with me." She dashes backwards, raising a hand, "Crusha BALL!"

You barely weave out of the way of the ki blast, as it goes crashing downwards, slamming into the orange man below. You're dimly aware of explosion sending the Earthlings flying as well, but can't confirm their status.

"Now, Oi get to show that fat tossa who's roight AND get stronger whoile Oi'm at it." She snarls, diving at you again, "So you can shove your apologies up your Saiyan arse!"

You see the robot take out Teito, as she goes flying downwards, while Risel sends both the purple freaks hurtling towards the ground. The two clash, as the Brench rushes you again. "So youse can roll over n' die, or get out me way, got it?"

>What do?

>>39525063
>grapple Tore and hold her still
>look her in the eyes and say "I'm sorry."

>>39525063
"Team up with us. We've been making insane progress, getting stronger and stronger every day. Besides, there's a big fight coming, soon, we could use your help. We didn't mean to bail on you anyway so get over it, that was an accident."

Proceed to launch full offensive if she turns us down.

>>39525063
Okay then...the only option is to engage her in rituals of Saiyan problem solving between friends.

A savage beating.

We are going to enjoy this. Fuck remembering the goals, time to enjoy an knock down and drag out fight between friends...even if she isn't friendly at the moment.

That is what makes it fun.

Laugh. Fight. Laugh some more. Spit blood. More fight

>>39525109
Supporting this

>>39525063
Clearly, we assist her in 'accidentally' hitting her 'allies' with energy blasts.

Ki sense should help.

>>39525063
Beat her down. Use exploding afterimages and lure her in close to use a Kaged Beast attack.
Beat her within an inch of her life, but don't kill her.

>>39525109
>We didn't mean to bail on you anyway so get over it, that was an accident
>I didn't mean to leave you in a situation where you would have died even though I said I would help you
She's got a legitimate reason to be angry.

>>39525111
Sounds good.

>>39525063
Can we use Power Ball/Artificial Moon/
Blutz Ball?

>>39525063

Supporting>>39525107

Then

>Ditch her and go help the others

Can't let feelings get people harmed, unless it's fun

>>39525154
She wasn't in the place we were supposed to meet her, we couldn't find her and the universe is a big place. We made a guess that she'd jumped through the wormhole, we attempted to follow and couldn't find her.

That's how I remember it anyway, might be missing some details. Either way, we never got a real chance to explain.

>>39525166

We can, but it's a bad idea right now

>>39525111
This

Captcha: Elded. El Dead, the spanglish luchador

>>39525188
>>39525166
No, you can't

i should make a pastebin of abilities some time soon

>>39525156
Changing to >>39525171

>>39525179

I wasn't in that thread, but what I got was that she called for help, we saw her ship in danger, but rushed through the wormhole for... reasons, maybe?

Then we couldn't be assed to apologize because pride.

Thankfully we grew up a bit since then

Well its a tie

>Saiyan friendship beatdown
or
>grapple, apologise then help the others

Either way
>Roll D1700+180

>>39525201

Strange, I could have sworn you said we could, once.

Eh, I probably mixed things up between it and something else

Rolled 1040 + 180 (1d1700 + 180)

>>39525233
Thread 4, first post.

>>One Vegetan day later, (or seven hours) your ship slows from hyperspace travel, arriving at the coordinates that the Brench woman had provided you.

You can't see her ship, nor will she answer a call. The lifeless depths of space in each direction, stars and planets far away, nothing but a swirling purple vortex, hovering in the void just a few minutes travel away.

Tore said to find her mysterious spiky haired person, you had to 'hit the wormhole just right'.

You chew your lip anxiously, as time passes, still no signal from the space pirate, nothing since she cut her call about the mysterious power level... 75000, the number sets a chill down your spine.

Such power, it's.... godlike.... No, godlike would be that millions high power level on planet Shirt, but even still.


Second post

>You give a shrug. "Oh well, she's a smart pirate, she can look after herself." You point out the forward window. "Charge the wormhole!" You declare with a manic grin.


>>39525255
Rollin.

>grapple, apologise then help the others

Rolled 246 + 180 (1d1700 + 180)

>>39525255
I've noticed dice get higher as battles progress. Willing to share your system, Chuckles?

Rolled 345 + 180 (1d1700 + 180)

>>39525255
>Grapple, apologize, then help

Rolled 298 + 180 (1d1700 + 180)

>>39525255
>Saiyan friendship beatdown

>>39525274
Welp, you busted that theory friend.

>>39525277
Yup, busted.

Rolled 1061 + 180 (1d1700 + 180)

>>39525255
Saiyan Friendship beatdown

>>39525266
>You give a shrug. "Oh well, she's a smart pirate, she can look after herself."
So it really was intentionally abandoning Tore, and excuses to the contrary are lies.

>>39525287
I meant dice rolled and passive bonus as we get angrier/more focused/more beaten-up.

>>39525302
Well no, we couldn't find her, we jumped through the wormhole she told us to go through, we ended up in fuck knows where in space and had no way of helping her out. What else were we supposed to do? Sit stationary in space until the end of time? We literally had no idea at all where she was, and had no idea where we were after the jump.

>>39525274
so far its been enemy power level/10 +Kabus PL (or combined team PL for a team attack)/100

but i am thinking about making alterations to it

>>39525255
I'm going with Saiyan friendship beatdown. We can apologize when she comes to.

saiyan friendship beatdown it is

with
>>39525274
>>39525277
>>39525266

>>39525338
We could have scanned and searched the area immediately around the meeting place, instead of doing nothing to look for her and deciding to go through the wormhole instead.

For fuck's sake, one of the options offered WAS to search for the PL source that Tore was fighting.

From Thread 4:
>Scout for that power level, time to help out Tore

Going to the wormhole was abandoning Tore, plain and simple.

>>39525338
The options from that vote were:
>This could be a trap, time to get out of here
>Go for the wormhole, what could go wrong
>Scout for that power level, time to help out Tore

We had no idea where she was, because we didn't try scanning for her. We'd likely have an idea of where she was, if we tried scanning.

>>39525407
But it was still a case of stupidity, not abandonment. It's the thought that counts.

>>39525255
>grapple, apologise then help the others

>>39525302

In-story, yeah. From an OOC perspective, I think that the fact that it had been over a month since the last thread and new people flocking to the quest who didn't bother to read up on the previous threads voting had something to do with it.

>>39525407
Well I suppose we disagree. It seems to me that she intended to meet us on the other side. I could be totally wrong but I don't think we went out of our way to abandon her. At worst we made a poor decision.

>Tore said to find her mysterious spiky haired person, you had to 'hit the wormhole just right'.

I thought this was originally evidence she wanted to meet us on the other side, looking back that may not be the case. Hindsight is 20/20

>>39525433
>It's the thought that counts.
It was absolutely abandonment.
The choice was for abandoning Tore, instead of looking for her, and leaving her to deal with the problem herself was exactly what Kabuya mentioned off-handedly.

So you're wrong, no matter how much you want to believe otherwise.

>>39525478
Oh you're the QM? Sorry I didn't realise, I suppose your opinion is actually fact.

>>39525478
I disagree.
We didn't see the ship, so in tg's 'infinite wisdom' we assumed she was already on the other side. At least that's what the playerbase was thinking. QM interpreted it otherwise and wrote Kaguya to match.

>>39525488
Then how the fuck do you interpret
>Scout for that power level, time to help out Tore
>You give a shrug. "Oh well, she's a smart pirate, she can look after herself."

We were given a chance to search for and to help Tore, and instead went for the wormhole instead.

>>39525498
>At least that's what the playerbase was thinking.
You know that completely ignores the option
>Scout for that power level, time to help out Tore
>time to help out Tore

The option that explicitly says "help out Tore" got ignored for people wanting to go through the wormhole when there were no indications that Tore had done that.

>>39525557
Because we called her afterwards, remember? And apologized then.

You let her charge you, "I'm going to show you how we deal with arguements like this on my home planet Tore." You growl, rearing your head back, before slamming into her nose.

She screams in pain, but drives a knee hard up into your gut, driving the air out of you, you start to bend over your gut in instinct, but turn it into a roll in midair, using your momentum to dropkick her in the chest.

She goes flying backwards, but catches herself in the air, ki flaring around as she charges back at you. You swap blows with her, back and forth, back and forth, you drive you boot into her thigh, hearing her scream in pain, only for her to get behind you, yanking your head back by your hair, anchoring herself by planting her feet on your back, before blasting you in the face multiple times, before finally elbow dropping onto your skull.

You spit blood in her face as she comes down level with you, kicking and punching, blasting her right back, not having time to get any charged blasts out.

Both of your energy is clearly draining from the fight, as Diol takes out the blue haired Kabochan, moving to help the Risel with her robot, clearly loosing out to the machine.

Tore dives at you, locking her arms around your waist and driving you straight downwards, power flaring, she slams you right into the earth, continuing to push down as long as she can, you scream in pain as the sharp rocks embed themselves in your skin, shattering and powderising, as Tore's momentum runs out, she clambers on top of you, delivering blows to your gut, you grab her own hair right back and drag her down for a headbutt.

"Die already, ya BITCH!" Tore yells, reeling back from the attack. "This is what ya get when ya stab people in the back!" She raises both hands over head, red ki gathering between her palms. "CRUSHER......" She begins, the ball swelling larger

>Kaged Beast
>Write in

>>39525581
That's just the players trying to cover for their mistake, and the apology sounded pretty hollow.

>>39525598
>Kaged Beast

>>39525598
>>Kaged Beast

>>39525598
>Kaged Beast

>>39525557
>Scout for that power level, time to help out Tore
>You give a shrug. "Oh well, she's a smart pirate, she can look after herself."

So you are quoting two different posts there. It isn't as if those were two opposing choices. One was a choice, the other the result of a choice.

How I interpret it, is that the playerbase did not in fact see it as abandoning her. Rather, I believe the players misjudged the situation, thinking that she would need help but was on the other side and jumped through.

Just because one option suggests help, does not mean that that is exactly what will come to pass. Maybe that option would have wasted time, and she'd die on the other side of the wormhole?

>when there were no indications that Tore had done that.

Not entirely true. She told us that the enemy she was running from/fighting would be on the other side of the wormhole. She was nowhere to be seen even though this is exactly where she told us to meet her. That led people to believe she had jumped through. Cut the cynical bullshit.

>>39525598
>Kaged Beast

>>39525557
That is a deep set of questions anon. But you're missing the fact that /tg/ often can't into reading comprehension. Also, that anon was explaining that they weren't a backstabbing arsehole.

>>39525637
>She told us that the enemy she was running from/fighting would be on the other side of the wormhole.
No, she said it was coming out of the wormhole towards her.
So why would she go into the wormhole, where whatever is attacking her ship is currently occupying?

>>39525637
Pretty much this. We thought we did the right thing. Turns out that was wrong. So since she won't listen, we must attempt to make her the only way a Saiyan knows how.

>>39525598
Kaged Beast

>>39525682
>No, she said it was coming out of the wormhole towards her.
So why would she go into the wormhole, where whatever is attacking her ship is currently occupying?

Nope:

>Tore said to find her mysterious spiky haired person, you had to 'hit the wormhole just right'.

If she was being attacked, the person would be on her side of space, not on the other side of the wormhole. Although looking at it, it's a little ambiguous. Still, to me at least, it seems like she was saying "if you're going to help, you'll need to come through the wormhole just right".

Honestly, I think a lot of this could be cleared up by the QM.

>>39525717
End of Thread 3:
>She nods. "Yeh, come on over and I'll show ya how to get to him, gotta hit dis wormhole just righ-" She cuts herself off, looking at a monitor. "Aw strewth! I'm under attack! Sumfin bigs cummin. Reckon you can back me up?" She asks.

>"How big?"

>She checks her scouter, "Farkin big mayt. How big duz a power level of 75000 sound to you?"

>She gulps. "Annit's comin out that wormhole!"

The "spiky haired person" and the thing attacking her ship were two different things.

>Kaged beast

>Roll d1700+180

Rolled 818 + 180 (1d1700 + 180)

>>39525765

Rolled 43 + 180 (1d1700 + 180)

>>39525765
Crit fail get!

Rolled 1028 + 180 (1d1700 + 180)

>>39525752
Fair point. But like anon said, a month between threads and a little misunderstanding; I think anon made a mistake via good intentions and poor reading comprehension that's all.

>>39525765

Rolled 945 + 180 (1d1700 + 180)

>>39525765

Rolled 945 + 170 (1d1700 + 170)

>>39525765

Rolled 596 + 180 (1d1700 + 180)

>>39525765

You gather as much ki as you can, pausing to parry away her blows, grunting as many break through your defence. "KAGED BEAST!" You roar, expelling your ki in a sphere. It blows out the earth around you, Tore being launched vertically, soaring upwards out of the pit she slammed you in.

You catch yourself before you hit the new bottom of the pit, soaring back upwards. You spent to much energy dealing with her. You feel your power decreasing, by about a tenth, as fatigue catches up to you. Your bleeding and bruised by the time you reach the surface, but it seems like Tore is out cold for now.

Tien hits the ground not too far from you, Gohan already knocked out, as you glance upwards, seeing only Chichi left to fight the orange man, but it does seem like the three wore him down enough that she can keep up, if only barely.

The tree roots still pulsate disgustingly, as the robot Risel and Diol had been fighting hits the ground, torn into two sparking hunks.

Diol roars, charging the orange man, extra arms sprouting from his back, he slams into the orange man pummelling each other back and forth now, as Chichi sags in the air, clutching her stomach, one eye nearly swollen shut with a developing bruise.

You feel that power from the top of the tree descending, heading downwards now, it had been higher than your own, even before you spent all that energy fighting Tore, but now....

>What do?

>>39525921
Set the tree on fire, fuck these guys.

>>39525921
>kill orange man
>gather everyone up, including Tore
>get the fuck out of dodge

>>39525921
Time to break out the fusion or team battle? Doubt we have the luxury of time to retreat.

>>39525921
Blast tree. Fuck Arbor day.
After dealing with remaining minions that is.

>>39525921
Deep breaths, meditate, focus on getting our ki back.

>>39525921
Head to Engage.

Prepare exploding after image.

>>39525921
>tell chichi to get everyone out that she can
>charge with Risel

i dont want to fuck up and accidentally turn into a shitty fusion that gets our ass beat

>>39525921
Fusion dance with Risel

And it was the best Frieza Day ever.

>>39525975
>>39526028
this, lets fuse

>>39525921
Fusion with Risel.
Tell Chichi to grab Gohan and withdraw for now.

It occurs to me...ChiChi meeting Turles...

the delicious tears.

>>39525921
>Fusion dance time.

Also guys we need to learn chopping ki attack from Yajirobe. Seriously. This is the 2nd time we can't do stuff because we don't have it.

>Leave one hour

>this happen.

I guess the majority don't want to patch things up with Space Aussie.


>>39525921

>Kill orange man
>Tell Chichi to grab everyone (including Tore) and get out of dogde. Call for back up, too.

>do fusion with Risel

>>39526066
Meanwhile we'll wonder why he looks like Kakarot, since we were sure Raditz only had one brother. And then grumble that it's a just our luck that one of the only surviving members of our race just HAPPENS to be the doppelganger of another.

>>39526111
>I guess the majority don't want to patch things up with Space Aussie.
More like, she wasn't in a mood to listen and right now we need to neutralize her so we can concentrate on the big bad.
Maybe she would have listened, but considering how angry she was, and views us as a backstabbing cunt, even a heart-felt apology probably won't be enough.

Okay, plan for when we find Turtles, to Make him join us/seduce him.

>>39524249
and offer to cook food for him. Any other ideas? Offer training to get more powerful?

>>39526139

Then what would be? We let her go and offer her to let her slit our throat in all impunity?

You fly over to Chichi, "Take Gohan and whoever else you can carry and get back to the Lookout, you've done enough."

Chichi nods, blinking blearily, "Rrr-right." She swoops down, grabbing Tien and Gohan, "I'll be back for Spike!" She calls out, taking off westwards.

You desperately wave Risel over, sensing that power level, constantly descending, coming ever closer...

"We have to fuse Ris, NOW!" You order.

You drop down to the ground, as Diol, stamina clearly flagging now, duels with the orange guy.

You strike the pose, fingers outstretched, and clear your throat.

You attempt to clear your mind of all thoughts, trying to focus on the fusion, to ignore the tension of the battle as the tree's enormous roots make their pumping noises.

"Fuuuuuu...." You start the steps, fingers out to your left, Risel mirroring you, "Sion- HAA!"

>Roll a d100

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>39526182
Rollin

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>39526182

>>39526161
>Offer training to get more powerful?
He doesn't need training since eating the Fruit makes him more powerful, more efficiently, than training.

As for food, he can just take it with how powerful he is.

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>39526182

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>39526182
Shouldn't Teito be helping Diol?

>>39526187
>>39526189
>>39526193
Disappointing.

...so, did we just get Old Kasel or Fat Kasel?

I know which one I'm hoping for, even though both make the failure at least a bit fun beyond making Turles overconfident for the eventual rematch.

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>39526182

>>39526182
>Spike will be back on his feet at the last moment to land the winning blow while no one's paying attention.
>Turle dies because of this and heart full of douchebaggery.

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>>39526187
>>39526189
>>39526193

Turles before fruit should be about 19,000 and 300,000 after.

>>39526222
So. fat failed fusion or old failed fusion.

Tubby mode will provide hilarious interaction with Yajirobe later.

"I just found out what it feels like to be fat, its sucked. So I'm gonna help you shed those pounds,"

"Wait, isn't that what was already happe-"

"50X GRAVITY SQUATS!"

>>39526191
Taking off food vs having sayan woman cook for him. Cooking tends to be better than looting in taste department.

As for fruit, isn't that temporary power boost, and the fruits run out after a while. Plus we can offer more techniques.

You got good counterpoints.

>>39526256
Heh this needs to happen.

>>39526222
Well, good news is if we pray and hope hard enough, Santa will give us the present of not getting absolutely fucking annihilated.

Right?

>>39526256
Nope, there's been a time-skip, time for 100x gravity now, then an additional 100x every two weeks.

>>39526268
Also, what self respecting Saiyan eats fruit.

Why did we bring spike along anyways. Even if his attack did work on nonsentient creatures anything that feeds off the shattered joy of Christmas sprit has no goodness left inside of them meaning it would be impervious to the attack anyways.

>>39526327
This. Disgusting.

>>39526327
I completely agree.
Only vegetables are acceptable, as seem with Goku and Chichi's radish garden.

>>39526344

Dunno, I wanted for everybody to come and help. I hope they aren't completly idiotic and see we're hurt on their own.

That same feeling of electric pain runs down your spine, as you're dragged towards Risel without ceremony, slamming against her, feeling her consciousness slam against yours, then rebound.

You open your eyes, or attempt to, but can only see out of your right, again, you can hear Risel, but her presence seems muffled as if she's stuck behind a thick sheet of glass. You look down to find your body in the Metamoran clothes covering your now incredibly obese body, your limbs feeling pudgy and heavy.

"DAMNIT!" You howl, feeling your jowls quiver and cheeks wobble, you're even weaker than before now.

The source of the power descends, revealing..... a Saiyan in grey armour?

"Oh look, a fat cousin of mine. What a squalid little beast you are." He glances over to Diol and the orange man, sighing in annoyance. "Amond! Would you hurry up and deal with him already?"

"Gotcha!" Diol roars, as he finally takes his foe down, a double ax handle blow from his second set of arms crushing his head.

Turles clucks his tongue, "Guess, I'll just have to do it myself." He lifts a hand, a wide ring of ki forming around it, before sending it hurtling into Diol's back, sending him crashing into a root of the tree, knocking him out in one blow.

Turles looks back to you, "What about you tubby? One too many Christmas hams?" He asks, a cocky grin crossing his face, as he forms another ring of ki around his palm. "Well, don't worry, I'll put an end to all that."

>What do?

>>39526327
>>39526354
Actually, if we're a fat fusion...I guess we'd lose self respect and eat fruit...

We'd beat Turles to eating THE fruit.

I can see it now. Save the world accidentally while being a fatass. Fusion splits, excess power goes back to the planet.

>>39526418
Can we unfuse? If so try to do that surprise him and then hit him from both sides.

>>39526418
Comedy style eating spree go! Eat fruit, avoid hits.

>>39526418
Use this to our advantage like a gladiator used fat to prevent deeper cuts an soften impact blows...

Close combat and holds!

>>39526454
Nope, 30 minutes

>>39526418
>"Who are you and why do you look exactly like Kakarot? Don't tell me he had a third brother this whole time. Also, do we have to do this? We're already in the single digits."

And of course he's not going to care, but it's the thought that counts.

>>39526497
Wait, we trick him into thinking we're good with food. We're so fat he'll have to give pause to what an awesome cook we are and think about settling down and shooting genocide babies into space!

Then, when his guard is down from our attempted seduction, WHAM

>>39526459

Well, the fat fusion does seem to be able to take a punch, at least. As well at being impredictable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX1E-lqZZz8

>>39526418
Fuck, Fuck, fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

We're pretty much locked into the shit fusion until 30 minutes pass, we run out of energy, or are KO'd/dead, huh?

Seems the options are evasive maneuvers for 30 minutes or attempt to put all of our energy into a few possibly pitiful attacks. Or gambit it and see if he'll wait for a real challenge.

>>39526518
I think even Saiyans have standards, Lardo.
Plus he eats nothing but fruits, without even a bit of meat, the tosser.

>>39526541

We could bullshit him for 30 min.

>>39525478
I was there. I know I'm late to this thread. But I remember voting from class and saying "Fuck are you idiots doing?" Only to have one or two say, "FUCK YOU YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO! WHAT? WERE WE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT?!"

>>39525498
You're an idiot. I still mad.

boy is this unclear

>insult him, gather ki
>charge, tank hits
>Food+seduction

>>39526618
How am I the idiot? I hadn't joined the quest yet. In fact, I'm just pointing out the intent behind the vote, not saying it was a good idea. The opposite in fact.

>>39526648
>insult him, gather ki

>>39526648
>>insult him, gather ki

>>39526418

>Start groveling

>Make him start monologing

>Focus on recovering and gathering as much ki as possible.

Since we're two in that body, this will make us both recover.


Tore was right. We ARE a back-stabbing bitch. It's just that in her case we didn't plan to.

>>39526648
>insult him, gather ki
Seduction is definitely not going to work in fatty mode, let's face it.

>>39526648
>>Food+seduction
We need to waste time. Start with this, then go to
>charge, tank hits
if that does not work.

>>39526668
>>39526671
Do you even fat transformation? It does not work.

>>39526648
I really don't know what to do. Having it just not work would not have been as bad as this.

>>39526648
>insult him, gather ki

>>39526661
>We didn't see the ship! We...
That implies you were there.
>Kaguya
Who the fuck is Kaguya by the way?

>>39526648
>Food+seduction
Tubby? Well at least I'm eating well. Gotta bulk up before you make gains.

>>39526648

I mean >>39526676

Wrong link before.

>>39526668
>>39526671

Don't insult him, guys. If he starts explaining his plan, we'll have plenty of time to recover.

>>39526648
>charge, tank hits
Gotta give Diol and Teito time to recover.

>>39526677
but baby got back.

A whole back yard even.

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Plague could literally become and live off being a porn artist if he just stopped beating around the bush.

>>39526705
Not really his plans just going to be that he hates christmas

>>39526710
but beating around the bush is literally what porn artists are paid for.

>>39526679
No. I don't remember this part of the show. Really anything after the cell saga is totally lost on me.

>>39526720

So do you support my vote or... ?

>>39526683
Fuck wrong name. But I wasn't there yet, I arrived next thread. Using 'we' is better for integrating in my opinion.

>>39526648

> food/seduction. We haven't taken any power level readings in a bit, but we are probably quite outclassed right now. And we have no qualms with the low road

>>39526739
Fusion dance lasts 30 minutes. It can't be cut short. If the dance is performed wrong you have two ways it can go

"Old Fusion" Is the fusion is at a high age and incredibly frail
"Fat Fusion" Fatty Fatty 2x4 can't fit through a kitchen door.

God, if seduction win...

>Turles starts vomiting incontrolably
>Too worked up to eat anything
>Once again, Christmas is saved by a super-powered fat person

>>39526720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82ANkjVEpYk

>>39526648
Maybe tell him about the Dragonballs as a stalling measure? But imply we need to be in Kami's good graces for it to work?

I don't know, whole situation is FUBAR.

insult seems to have it
writan

>>39526811
but its not...even if it was the smart choice to stall for time.

Instead we are about to get our tubby as blasted, and not in the fun way.

Wait, we're a Saiyan.

Its totally the fun way.

>>39526749
I suppose I understand but the most annoying part of it was. I think one guy was saying, "Uh! If We weren't supposed to go through the worm hole! It wouldn't be here! Duuuh!"

>>39526826
Of course it did. But really it took a spirit bomb to take out the tree, we've got nothing.

>>39526826
fuuu we dead.

>>39526857
We eat the tree.

>>39526648
>insult him, gather ki

>Chichi comes back
>Thinks we're fighting Goku
>Attacks us and costs us the whole fight

>>39526826

gg everyone, it's been fun.

>>39526866
Maybe we'll be lucky and there will be a full moon allowing Gohan to unlock all his power?

>>39526887
This will probably happen. We Will be able to make fun of her for not being to tell difference between her husband and another sayan.

If we survive.

>>39526887
>Saved when a pink beam strikes Turles.
>Spike feels so proud.
>We're a bit miffed that another Saiyan has been dropped, but can't look a gift horse in the mouth.

>>39526857

We could make him destroy the tree himself, if he gets mad enough.

Quick, what are the best Saiyan insult?

>You're so weak your mother thought she forgot to remove some saibamen's seed before sleeping with your dad.

>>39526931
You're so weak Frieza decided to spare you when he genocided our entire race.

>>39526931
But your mother liked amount of my chubby meat, when I fucked her?

>>39526952
>>39526931

You're so shitty that when you take a dump, your power level decrease

>>39526931
We're weaker than him correct? So that insult seems more directed at us.

What would happen if someone grabbed his tail?

>>39526980

It's an insult, dude. It doesn't have to be true.

Here we're playing the shitty kid who still think he can fight you when you could kick his ass by sneezing at him.

Believe me, it's annoying as HLF

>>39527016

Agonizing pain, probably.

>>39527032
Or the kid who knows he's fucked and is stalling to buy time, and hopes their opponent gets distracted.

>>39527016

Depends if he was a high-class warrior or not. If not and he didn't know the secret of not making it hurt like a bitch when someone grabs it, it might distract him or disable him if the pain is great enough. But if he's been through enough fights, he might have enough pain tolerance to function even if his tail was grabbed.

>>39527032
The problem in this scenario at least as I see it.. is that he doesn't have the social constructs or legal ramifications of kicking our ass and killing us. Wouldn't that just expedite our death?

>>39527016
We can only hope:
1. That we or someone else can
2. He isn't trained against such a weakness

>>39527051
I thought Vegeta and Nappa actually trained specifically to counter that weakness.

>>39527053

The idea is to get him mad enough that he hit the tree with enough power to harm it.

>>39527069

I'm not really sure if it was just the two of them or if it was high-class warrior training.

>>39527076

Hope we're fast enough to dodge whatever extremely powerful blast he throws our way, then. Or that us insulting him is amusing enough to him that he toys around with us.

>>39527088
The fat fusion kind of stumbles around to dodge things, and is gassy.

>>39527016
I am pretty sure that grabbing tail is same as kick in the balls. Anyone who is a warrior should be able to widstand a shot.

>>39527101
Raditz coul- and right, Raditz.

>>39527121
Look Raditz is almost the last man alive, and we don't want to have sex with him.
He is that bad.

>>39527153
>Alive

>>39527166
Give it about a year and he will be again.

"Hey you! At least I'm not some skinny piece of shit that feels like they have to plant a huge fuckoff tree to feel better about his tiny saiyanhood!" You call out, "At least I'm going to enjoy MY Christmas!"

Turles just smiles, "Well.... you would have. And with those final words one less Santa apologist in my way."

The blast slams into you before you can dodge it, knocking you to the ground, you hear Risel scream in pain through the muffled separation you can feel. "And now....." Turles begins, only to be interrupted by a loud 'DING!' Turles chuckles to himself, "Oh. Hold that thought." He flies back upwards, staring upwards at the leaves.

At that moment, without your thought, the your shared body lifts its head and smashes its skull on the floor. You feel your connection to Risel sever, as her mind disappears. With a wrenching pain you feel yourself separate from her. Barely clinging to consciousness, you twist your head around to look at her. Risel's blacked out, her body having given out first under the abuse of the fight, as wound dripping blood down her forehead, her breath shallow.

Growling, you feel pain surge through you as you push yourself up onto your knees, before you give out again, collapsing backwards onto your back.

Your eyes widen in absolute horror, as you sense the power at Turles location swell, from barely above you at full power, into what must easily be the hundreds of thousands. He descends, something lumpy and spiky in his hand, as he smirks down at you. "Huh. Thought there was only one of you. Did I kill the fat one and you two were so incompetent you tripped and took yourselves out?"

"Get AWAY FROM THEM!" A voice roars, from your left. Teito hurls herself at Turles, but he deflects her blow, gut checking her. She goes down with one hit, collapsing in a heap.

(cont)

>>39527069

Vegeta, Nappa and Goku specifically trained to counter that, but anyone can do so.

>>39527178

"Well ladies.... It's been a joy to the world. Maybe we'll catch up in the new years?" He smirks, raising his hand and blasting Teito as she tries to pick herself up. "Have fun dying now. I've got a bitching New Years to plan."

He hurls one more blast, a basic ki blast, but the pain behind it knocks the sight from you, your mind slipping away from your body.

You're loose, ephemeral, floating in a dark void, you feel nothing, hear nothing.... No wait. Is that the sound of sleigh bells?

Suddenly a glowing dot appears in your vision, growing brighter and brighter, larger and larger. "Wha?" You croak.

"Kabuya.... 'tis I, the annointed saint." A rounded happy voice calls to you, backed by a chorus of children singing. "You must defeat him Kabuya, you are the only one on Earth who can."

"But.... I'm done for. Tapped out." You croak.

"Right now you are.... but it's Christmas Eve, and I don't mind making an early delivery for a present in this case." You feel an enormous, powerful warmth fill your chest. "Now be careful Kabuya, this will only give you one attack. So make it count."

Your eyes open, as you feel your strength, no not just your strength, but your power greater than ever. "Take out that grinch and his tree." The voice adds, the choir building higher and higher to a crescendo, "Kick his ass to the North Pole and back." He laughs.

You stand, gathering your power into one ball of energy,

>Roll D30,000

Rolled 8009 (1d30000)

>>39527196

Rolled 23827 (1d30000)

>>39527196
Do the dice even go up that high?

>>39527196
>When you fuck up so bad Chuckles has to send Santa to save you.

Rolled 1087 (1d30000)

>>39527196

Rolled 29662 (1d30000)

>>39527196

Rolled 174 (1d30000)

>>39527196
Did crismas Freeza just give us power to kill sayan?

Rolled 23415 (1d30000)

>>39527196

KABU HO-HO-HA

>>39527232

Next time, we'll have to decide whether to pre-fuse before a fight or not. Although fusing probably kills zenkai gains.

Kind of a quandary whether to use it or not, really.

>>39527258
Or we're getting a Zenki gain In fusion and santa.. is healing us? And that amount of power will shrink back in normal mode?

All I know is we can't expect Chuckles to stop us from death next time... So.. we're in a bad spot.

Sorta reminds you how many times Goku straight up dies.

Can we NOW send Bulma on Kami's ship to the local sector's Walmart and get ourselves some regeneration pods and a medbay?
We can't wait around for more Senzu Beans, and we need the people that were injured to be healed so they can continue training.

>>39527296
No. We're fucking busy.

>>39527242
Too bad you were 52 seconds too late.

>>39527296
I was voting for it before. No one else but me and the pod guy seems to care.

>>39527220
Hopefully that's good enough.

But seriously having this guy show up now is ridiculous.

>>39527322
such is life.

>>39527361
It was a set up. What is actually happening is we are deathly allergic to eggnog and we've slowly been getting zenkai out of it and we finally shrugged off the allergy and can now access our built up strength from eggnog zenkai.


This is a foolproof theory.

Does the Tree of Life give permanent power gains or only temp ones? Considering that Turles was apparently going from planet to planet for a while now, and eating the fruit increased his power by almost 16fold, it seems like if that's his only source of strength he'd have been weaker than Raditz on his last planet.

>>39527464

It's quite possible that the fruit can only grow to full potency on a handful of planets, or that Turles used the fruit at least once to bring back those purple midgets from fossilized remains so that he could have technicians/scientists on his crew that could fight as well.

>>39527464
>>39527494
Lets eat it.

Turles twists in the air, "What the hell? What is this source of joy?"

You give him a snarling smile, "THIS is Christmas." You yell, before launching the blast.

"No you don't!" Turles moves to weave out of the path of your blast, only for something even you didn't expect to make him pause.

A pitchfork slams into the Saiyans stomach, Turles glances down, unharmed, but surprised, "The hell was thaAAAAAAAAAAA!" Your blast burns through him in a second, before plowing into his tree behind him, the golden energy hitting its side, blasting through its trunk, before disseminating into the wood, consuming the whole thing, it begins to dissolve into golden orbs of light.

Your foe vanquished, the mighty strength leaves you, you fall to your knees, spotting Spike, lying on his stomach, propping himself up on his elbows. The devil gives you a weak, concussed looking smile, before passing out again.

The golden orbs slowly fall from the tree, swaying like snowflakes in the breeze.

As they hit the ground, grass begins to regrow, dead animals begin to stir, and your compatriots wounds begin to seal themselves shut. Your unconscious allies begin to stir, choking and gasping as they pick themselves up.

"Good work Kabuya. I knew I could find a good egg among all the Saiyans." That jolly voice calls out. "Now if you'll excuse me Santa has a busy night ahead of him. A whole universe worth of presents to deliver." His voice fades from your head, with a 'HOHOHO'.

An explosion Booms loudly in the distance, what your guessing was Turles ship falling from orbit, going up in a fiery ball, but the falling golden orbs quickly contain it, as you feel a moment of peace sweep over you.

"Is it done? Did we beat him?" Teito asks, picking herself up. "Oh and... Teito, you might want to cover up." She unclips her armour, tossing it to you, leaving her in her skintights.

You glance down, only noticing now that Turles obliterated your clothing on your upper body.

(cont)

>>39527565
Yeah chuckles it's probably best to end it.

We couldn't beat him without that fusion going right.

Thanks for the save bro.

So.. uh.. is it over? Was it a dream? Can we apologize to the space aussie again?

You tug Teito's armour on over your skin as you hear the whoosh of engines overhead, Bulma's ship landing on the flowering glass, as your trainees spill out, even the ones that had been greviously wounded in the fight, are restored by the golden lights.

"It's just.... a shame he was so crazy." Risel adds, looking up at where the tree had stood. "One more Saiyan who's doesn't care about survival."

"We didn't need him. He was too obsessed with his hatred of Christmas that he wouldn't listen to a word." You shrug, turning to the team, Spike leaning heavily against a new pitchfork, as, unlike anyone else, his wounds aren't healing. "Good teamwork, huh?" He asks, "Had to make up for my Devilmite Beam not working somehow."

You survey the ruined forest, as Kami touches down now as well, having flown, Bulma rushes forward, slowing at the last moment to hold her hand out to shake, "I- Well done!" She smiles, you glance around at the team, wounds slowly closing themselves, even Krillin,Chiaotzu, Yamcha and Yajirobe sport a few cuts, as the golden lights drift down, fat golden snowflakes restoring the Earth.

>Address the team (write in)
>Other

>>39527611
Have them find something to heal Spike while we check if Tore's okay. Or alive at least.

>>39527611
>Find Tore
Space aussie screwed over by stupid monkeys again.

>>39527611
A mixture of congratulating everyone, especially Spike, saying that in the universe there are beings who are much stronger than Turles even affter he ate the fruit so we need to get stronger but as long as we work together and believe in each other, we can overcome almost anything. Maybe it's time to invoke the all-you-can-eat reward?

>>39527673
>Maybe it's time to invoke the all-you-can-eat reward
THIS

CHRISTMAS FEAST TIME

>>39527611
Send Bulma on med pod run?

Or can we just order it off space phone order service?

Also check the bodies of enemies. Someone probably survived.

>>39527673
Oh yeah, give them that All-you-can-eat reward too. The perfect Christmas gift.

>>39527696
A specific someone maybe

>>39527611
call in the all you can eat.

Also, reminder. In japan, Christmas is mostly about relationships.

>>39527611
Check for Tore.

>>39527764
No check all. We don't want surprise enemy encounter.

>>39527611

>>Address the team

>"Next time some fucker show up, everyone come and help. This was a literal Christmas miracle. Good job everyone who was here, the others get three days of double training to compensate."

>"Spike, are you ok?

Then

>Have the guys salvage anything that could be interesting

>Search for Tore

You grab Bulma's hand, "I think they've earned the all you can eat." You whisper. She smirks and nods, "Good work team! Now Bulma's got something special to announce." You pat the blue haired woman on the shoulder and wander away.

Enthusiastic cheering rises, as you search about for Tore's power. Turles other minions are all lifeless, but to double check, you blast their bodies to smithereens, crushing the robot one under foot. Tore, you find by the pit she'd buried you in, slowly picking herself up.

"You!" She literally spits, a gob landing on Teito's armour. "Alright you bitch, time for round two then!" She cocks her fists, swaying on her feet, the remains of her exploded scouter clinging to her head. "I'll show ya what we do to people who go back on their word on Planet Brench."

>What do?

>>39527961

Did she also get magi-healed? I guess we won't know, but just letting her wail on us for a bit to get her frustrations out probably isn't an option. She did seem intent on murder. Guess we have to fight seriously.

>>39527961
Kill her. Too much butt hurt faggotry from her.

>>39527961
I guess we can wear her out. Apologize again. She's in no shape to fight.

>>39527961
"I saved my species. If you have a problem with that, I'll just have to kick your ass again."

>>39528017
>She cocks her fists, swaying on her feet, the remains of her exploded scouter clinging to her head.

>>39528071
She's not pissed because we saved our species... she's pissed because we abandoned her in one of the first few threads.

>>39527961
"I didn't go back on my word, not intentionally anyway. I thought you said to find the guy you were gonna fight I had to hit the wormhole just right, and when I didn't sense you I figured you were already there. I'm not a great listener."

Or if despite that maybe being what players were thinking it's not true for the quest, just say we were scared that we were so weak compared to her at the time that we'd only get in the way, and that was too embarassing for us to deal with.

>>39528084
Yeah, and I wanted to put it in a way that doesn't revolve around Anon being inconsistent/stupid/negligent. And that's what I came up with.

>>39527961
"Look Tore, I really don't want to have to keep on fighting you over this. Yes, I fucked up. Yes, I ended up leaving you to rot. No, I didn't mean to do that to you, for what little it's worth. What's it going to take for you to put that behind us?"

>>39528093
We sent her an apology literally saying we're a coward.

So that whole line you wrote is a lie. And we're aware of it. And she is.

It's a case of the anons around didn't know what was going on because they're fucking retarded. And chuckles waited a month between threads because he loves to write smut.

>>39528093
I think that last thing might work as a semi-plausible excuse. Like we were really messed up by seeing how strong she was even when completely drunk and if there was something strong enough to give her trouble, we'd be about as useful as Yamcha. Also Saiyan pride is a weakness and all that. Think it might make more sense than saying we did it for our people.

>>39528116
Except you made it inconsistent with what actually happened.
Your attempt to rationalize it just makes it worse.

>>39527961
>>39528049
If I can add it to my vote.. or what have you I like >>39528134
Sort of. It's not perfect. But it's better than the blatant lies that are being posted.

>>39528093
>>39528071
>>39528116
You could at least stay consistent with what's actually happened, and what Kabuya actually told Tore.

>Bitterly swallowing you're pride you begin. While you might not be able to choke out the exact "S" word, you can apologise. "Tore, I'm not really used to dealing with things several times my power level and I may have panicked. I'm pretty sure if I tried to actually apologize I'd vomit up my own lungs out of pride, but that was not one of my better decisions. I regret my decision- Kabuya."

>>39528141
Well then maybe just tell her how low our power level was when we first met her, and how we were the strongest part of our crew by a significant margin at the time. Like maybe say how that really messed us up, especially after seeing the Supreme Kai, and then the part about us thinking we were too weak to effectively contribute.

>>39528176
Then tell her just how weak we were back then, becuase maybe she got the wrong idea because she was too drunk to check our power level.

jesus

>Beat her down again
>Just kill her
>I didn't think I'd be effective in a fight either way, and I apologise
>I thought I WAS helping by going through th wormhole, I was wrong

>>39528191
Doesn't matter. She knew how weak we were. We did as well.

She was under attack. Then a month long hiatus chuckles starts this again.

First vote is "Check that power level?" "Jump into wormhole?" "Run away"

Anons went
>FUCK YEAH WORM HOLE!

With one or two saying, What about Tore?

Then once chuckles confrimed she was abandoned they all started posting "WAIT I THOUGHT TORE WAS IN THE WORMHOLE!"

>>39527961

>Get on your knee

>I am sorry, Tore. Honnestly, I am.

>If you want to do this to me, do it. I won't move.

>>39528217
>I didn't think I'd be effective in a fight either way, and I apologise

>>39528141
This. We played a coward at that moment. Plain and simple

>>39528217
>I didn't think I'd be effective in a fight either way, and I apologise
>I thought I WAS helping by going through th wormhole, I was wrong

>>39528217
>I didn't think I'd be effective in a fight either way, and I apologise
Since saying otherwise could contradict what we said earlier.

>>39528224
Well if Wormhole and Run Away were too different votes, then I could understand their confusion. Really this whole feud is stupid and dumb.

>>39528217
>I didn't think I'd be effective in a fight either way, and I apologise
Actually say "Sorry."
Saying that Kabuya thought she was helping by going through the wormhole is a fucking lie, one that both Kabuya and Tore both know, and that Kabuya admitted to before.
It's just anons being fucking retarded again.

>>39528217

>Sincerely apologise
>No bullshit, no excuse

>>39528217
>I didn't think I'd be effective in a fight either way, and I apologise

>>39528217
>I didn't think I'd be effective in a fight either way, and I apologise

>I hate myself for it.

>>39528217
Yeah say we're sorry, maybe even get on our knees to do it, but don't say we'll let her kill us, because we won't.

>>39528217
>Sincerely apologize.
No bullshit excuses.

>>39528261
This I guess.

>>39528217
>>39528295
This. I don't even really like her. But we fucked her over.

>>39528217
"Look, you said that the thing was coming from the wormhole. I just thought that it dragged you back into it! I was wrong. Sorry."

>>39528397
Nah, player stupidity isn't the same as in-character stupidity.

Plus making excuses won't make her feel better, while swallowing our pride enough to almost grovel might.

>>39528440
It'll probably make her angrier though, leaving us no choice but to destroy her.

You hold your hands out wide, "Look. I didn't think I'd be effective in a fight either way. And I'm..." You take a moment to swallow your pride, "Sorry. Can we put it behind us?"

Tore glares at you for a long moment. "One punch. Square in the jaw. No blockin', no protecshun, no flinching."

You grimace but nod. "If that's what it takes." Tore walks up to you, staring you in the eye. "Awright."

She rears back, fist cocked, leaning back so far that she nearly bends over backwards, one boot leaving the ground. She hurls her fist forward, with scream of fury, her fist crashing into your jaw, sending you toppling arse over head backwards in the dirt, before sliding to a halt.

Tore appears in your vision. "Awright. Ya took it like a champ." She offers her hand, picking you up, as the golden lights soothe the pain in your jaw, as they start to thin, then slowly stop.

"So we're good then?" You ask.

Tore crosses her arms, "It seems so. I guess you have a point about not being any help. Had to spend three weeks weaving through asteroid fields to lose the drongo. Some Machine Mutant twat. Took me engines out, left me stranded, til Turles n' his lot drifted by n' saved me arse." She tugs the remains of her white gloves off, tossing them into the grass, examining the rest of the damage to her armour, chips in it here and there, and both pauldrons have been torn off to the point of uselessness. "Not to mention, with Turles' ship up in flames Oi'm stuck 'ere now."

>Then will you join us?
>Write in

>>39528489

I don't see why that would make her angrier.

On other topic, since Santa apparently think we're nice enough, does that means that destroying cities and eating people is forgiven?

>>39528503
>Then will you join us!?

>>39528503
>>Then will you join us?

She is stronger than all our fighters anyway, and has nothing better to do till we fix our ship.

>>39528503
>Write In
"One of the guys here may have a working ship, I'll ask him if he can give you a ride out to the nearest planet with a spaceport. I need a medbay and regeneration pods anyway, and my own ship is missing its ignition core."

>>39528503
I think there is something wrong with me. I find Australian accents attractive.

>>39528525
If not, Santa would be Hippocratic for what happened in the city of gingerbread on cookie planet.

>>39528503
"Christmas dinner sound like a good start? And starting tomorrow you can help me "train" the scrubs."

"And by training I mean beating."

>>39528503
>>Then will you join us?

>This place is pretty, there is plenty of food, and there's some good places for training.

>>39528571
>>39528567
All Saiyans think about is food and fighting. Jesus.

>>39528543
Are you trying to get into chuckles pants?

>>39528554

Hypocritical, anon. "Hippocratic"is only for the medical oath

>>39528503
"I still have a ship, but I kind of got the warp core misplaced. But I'll get it back after I help beat up some dudes in a couple months, and I'll be glad to give you a ride then. In the meantime, this place is pretty peaceful so think of it like a vacation. I'm staying at the palace of the local deity, feel free to stop by if you'd like."

Rephrase as needed of course, but what I'm trying to convey is that asking her to join us might be too soon right now.

>>39528581
Nah. He's not a 8-10/10 orange chick from space.

>>39528589
Saint Doctor Nick. Attorney at law.