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>>39468589
>Previously on spaghetti snek quest: https://archive.moe/tg/search/tripcode/%21Me.qpOlLW2/type/op/
Paid Debt List:
SPIDERSMUT: http://pastebin.com/Z7S9enSE - by anon.
SMUT-SMUT: http://pastebin.com/7RQMUg5Z - by huehuehue who finally delivered.

This twitter thing everyone's talking about - https://twitter.com/DrUnorigional

Ask faggot Op your questions - ask.fm/DrUnorigional

Difficulty: This crappy quest will have a difficulty setting that you can change at any time if you so wish, just ask, use it tactically.

>Easy mode: (Half XP) You get 5 dice rolls, best roll taken, the entire world is sunshine and rainbows. Only lasts for 5 in game story posts.

>Normal (default): (Normal XP rates and encounters.)You get 3 rolls, best dice taken.

>Challenging: (Double XP!) You only get 2 rolls, best of 2.

>Hard mode: (Triple XP and more loot.) You get 2 rolls but we use an average instead of the best one. Bad luck comes your way and shit is getting perilous, pray to the dice gods for mercy.

>Punishing: (Quadruple XP and allot of cool stuff just left lying around. )You only got one shot, make it count. 1 roll. Enemies are written as more competent/ better equipped, E.G if encountered then regular wolves will become larger dire wolves ect. You may get your shit pushed in.

>Nightmare mode: (10 times exp) Awww shit son u gon die. The worst of 3 rolls is taken, the world shifts to grimdderp and bad things happen. You can't turn it off for 10 in game posts.

Fate point: QM steals from khornette quest because he is a filthy hack, you can reroll one dice per session. Only once, and use that instead.

Dub rolls = +30
Trip rolls = +90

>>39468589
Just to be sure I did mention Cora is asleep right?

>Current level = 59
>Difficulty = Normal. ( I didn't forget, I'm just not resetting it )
XP: current/total = level.
For example. 35 exp collected vs a 60 for evolution = level 58

Every 25 levels you get some kind of passive perk that might have an effect on your next evolution. Whatever you choose gets strengthened as and if you evolve.

Experience is given via difficulty and is relative. Remember to use the difficulty setting tactically, you can't raise it until after the fight is over.

>Mundane = 1 or even 0 XP. Shit like killing insects or knitting.
>Easy: 1-3 EXP, picking a lock or successfully hunting small prey.
>Medium: 5-10 EXP hunting larger prey that can fight back but really can't win.
>Challenging: 10-25: Shit that can fight back but not exactly life threatening.
>Threatening: 25-50 Something that could very well kill you and puts up a fair fight. 1V1 me faggot.
>Deadly: 50-100+ a (much?) larger/stronger opponent that may have the odds stacked in their favour

>>39468596
>SMUT-SMUT: http://pastebin.com/7RQMUg5Z (HTTP) - by huehuehue who finally delivered.
>This paste has been removed!

HE PAID NOTHING!

also >>39468589
>There are children present you sick fuck.

>>39468589
>There are children present you sick fuck.
It may not be lewd, but it may not be safe with Cora right there.

>>39468589
>There are children present you sick fuck.

>>39468589
>Stroke yourself harder
For, uh, science! Yeah!

>>39468630
>Just to be sure I did mention Cora is asleep right?
Technically you mentioned she's "alseep" but yes.

>>39468589
>There are children present you sick fuck.

>>39468669
>>39468654
>>39468652
>>39468684

OK writing, congrats on not being a pedophile

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>>39468702
Only a 5 minute poll? snek pls.

QUESTION.
Who's bed are we on?

>>39468589
>Cuddle your adorable big sister.

Aw, I wanted to stroke the horns. Maybe save it for bathtime?

It is entirely smart thing to do to mix electricity and water.

>>39468752
Salvia's, innit?

>>39468778
Absolutely.

>>39468803
We just keep stealing beds.
How much does a bed cost.

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Awww yeah snek time is best time.

We can always stroke our horns later. Right now just enjoy the bed and all the weed we've been doing as painkillers.

>>39468843
we've not been doing it yet, anon. salvia's not gotten back from finding it.

Also: When do we get our shirt?

>>39468843
climbing snek!

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>>39468866
Climbing Snake?

>>39468589
You run your delicate fingers up and down the totally not lewd protrusion, something building up-inside and a tingling growing larger and larger while your hair stands up in a hilariously messy fashion.

This is starting to feel good actually, oh shit. oh, you think you're going to-... you stop. Wincing slightly you lift your head and turn it to the right, curled up less than a foot away is an adorable little bundle of scale snoring peacefully. What the fuck are you doing, mildly mortified your head collapses back to the bed and you put your arms ridged against your sides. You feel like a husband who discovered the kids were hiding under the bed while getting pegged by the babysitter. even op is uncomfortable, and he's a massive faggot

A creak of wood and a door closing alerts you that Salvia is back and you can't help but think what would happen if she saw you experimenting next to her daughter, it wasn't even supposed to be lewd, you're a massive idiot.

You don't move when the door creaks open, but between your face down position and salvia's Awing she probably thinks you're alseep, and being the anti-social basement dwelling hiki that you are you let her think that, because you can't be bothered to deal with conversation right now.

Over the next hour you lie down thinking about various obscure manga series and mentally replaying anime to yourself while faint sounds of cooking go on in the background. You're on the verge of falling asleep when the door creeks open, causing you to groan and tilt your head, and just like that the pain wakes you up again. fuck.
-cont-

>>39469112

"oh, oh sorry, I didn't wake you up did I dear?" A soft voice apologizes while you blink the bleariness away, you were at the magical point where thoughts start getting abstract as well.

"...n-no" you finally mutter, probably looking a lot worse off than you actually are, you notice she's got a plate of something.

"That's good, s-so how are you feeling dear? Does it hurt a lot?"

>I-it's not that bad.

>It's pretty unpleasant.

>It's completely unbearable, help. oh god please help me.

>>39469129
>It's pretty unpleasant.

>>39469129
>>It's pretty unpleasant.

>>39469129
>>I-it's not that bad.

>>39469129
>It's completely unbearable, help. oh god please help me.

>>39469129
>I-it's not that bad.
>Blatant lie
>This is so uncomfortable, send help!

>>39469129

>It's pretty unpleasant.

>>39469129
>I-it's not that bad.

We are a big snek now.

Big sneks don't cry.

>>39469129
>It's pretty unpleasant.
Where's the pot?

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>39469129
>Oh god please just kill me......

>>39469166
Actually Salvia seems to cry a lot.

Unless you mean try not to cry pretending to be strong. Because that's adorable.

>>39469129
>I-it's not that bad.

>>39469190
I'm now imagining Katie with tiny tears in her eyes squeaking out. "I- I'm a big snake." as someone ruffles her hair.

>>39469139
>>39469141
>>39469165
>>39469173
Honest snek

>>39469143
>>39469157
>>39469166
>>39469226

tough snake

>>39469150
Pansy snake


It's between:
>I-it's not that bad.

>It's pretty unpleasant.

Tell me how you want to play it's not that bad if it wins, I.E >>39469190

>>39469230
So emotional breakdown? She tries so say she's old enough to not cry like this.

Salvia comforts her. Tells her she's just a child.

Mentally she's having a breakdown because she's a teenager dammit!

>>39469257
Yeah, >>39469190
seems plenty adorable.

>>39469257
I'm good with >>39469190
But I also wrote it so...

>>39469257
I'm fine with
>it's pretty unpleasant
myself.

I'm more interested in OH NO WE HAVE LEWDHORNS

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>39469318
>>39469288
>>39469280
>>39469265
>I-it's not that bad. --->1

>It's pretty unpleasant. --->2

I fucked up the voting process I think. Let the dice gods decide.

>>39469347
Ah no, I meant the mix thing, as in "it's not that bad" while crying.

>>39469347
Awww.... no adorable mix. Maybe another time.

>>39469347
What about
>It's pretty unpleasant, but I'm fine. Really.

>>39469347
You can totally keep the adorable part.

So close to discovering we were a living taser. Damn.

Oh holy shit thank god for snake quest this makes up for the fact that I had to wade through about 8 inch deep river water to save my car earlier today.

>>39469503
hey.
Don't shock the little girl.

>>39469503
I was worried about her electrocuting herself. Jerking around causing massive amounts of pain maybe even re-opening wounds.

So.
Do you think eddie ever visited us while we were KOed?

>>39469503
We're not tasing our imoto.

Er, mini onee-chan.

We're not shocking the small snake girl.

>>39469676
This is something I can see Katie telling herself word for word.

I hope we timeskip a bit in the nearish future, just to set some sort of a timeframe that is actually moderately sane.

Also holy shit I got a captcha to select all signs similar to the sign depicted and they were all the fucking same.

>>39469780
fuck timeskips, monsters age SO GODDAMN FAST. It's like being a living timeskip.

>>39469129
You'd say you feel like shit, your mouth is dry, everything sensitive and aches pretty badly but at least it's not stinging anymore. You close your eyes partly out of exhaustion and being that achy pain is being a bitch "i-it'ssssss pretty bad" this pillow is really fucking comfortable when you lie on it properly though.

"oooh" she coos sadly, slowly slithering closer "well this should make things a little bit better dear" She places a plate on the bed, it looks like she made a sandwich using pork instead of bread. You aren't complaining.

You notice a pair of grabby hands torpedoing towards it before snake-mom puts up a barrier "No Cora this is medicine for Katie, she needs it to get better"

She stares for a second before nodding "OK mommy" you blink hard again as your back throbs, when you open them Cora is holding the plate next to you while Salvia magically appears on the other-side of the bed.

"Katie dear I'm just going to help you up so you can eat o-ok" you feel her hands gingerly grip your armpits, and your shoulders protest as your brought more upright. Next thing you know Cora is shoving the pork roll into your face, you notice a greasy green paste inside it and realize this is going suck. Somebody save you from these snakes.

Cora has an uncharacteristically stern expression on her face "Katie eat your medicine sandwich" You gulp because in your meager experience anything green equals disgusting and not chocolate by default, doubly so with paste.
-cont-

You feel a hand gently rub your back "it'll be alright, it'll help with the pain"

Your breathing quickens, it smells like somebody mixed garden weeds into a pork broth. "Katie please, you'll feel better" All this close contact is making you feel sick.

>Open your mouth really wide and swallow it whole to avoid taste testing anything.

>Bite by miserable bite.

My apologies, I had to backtrack quite a bit there.

>>39469900
>Bite by miserable bite.

>>39469900
>>Bite by miserable bite.

>>39469838
>>39469780
I actually panned on having a time-skip this thread anyway.

>>39469900
>>Bite by miserable bite.

>>39469900
>Open your mouth really wide and swallow it whole to avoid taste testing anything.
Hahahaha she made a pork n' pot sandwich!!

>>39469900
>Open your mouth really wide and swallow it whole to avoid taste testing anything.


Because we're a snake and we can open our mouth wide and it's perfect for this situation.

Maybe take one bite before doing this, but still.

>>39469900
>Open your mouth really wide and swallow it whole to avoid taste testing anything.

>>39469900
>Open your mouth really wide and swallow it whole to avoid taste testing anything.

>>39469900
>Bite by miserable bite.

>>39469931
Noooooo... we still need to have Eddie come visit us. And solve our problems with Sirena!

>>39469900
>Bite by miserable bite.

>>39469931
How far ahead into the future?

W-will we have boobies at that point

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>>39469900
>Open your mouth really wide and swallow it whole to avoid taste testing anything.
>>39469931
It better damn well not be a year or something like that or i will shank you nigga!

>>39469960
>>39469931
yes. We totally still need to pay eddie back. And pick up our shirt. And buy ourselves a bed so we stop sleeping in sirena's bed!

>>39469900
>>Bite by miserable bite.

Don't get me wrong, I love the spaghetti, its just we can only have SO many threads of us being bedridden.

>>39469961
That would mean we'd be using laser weapons and be under android rule.

>>39469900
>Bite by miserable bite.

>>39469900
>>Open your mouth really wide and swallow it whole to avoid taste testing anything.

>>39469900
>Open your mouth really wide and swallow it whole to avoid taste testing anything.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>39469961
>>39469960
>>39469934
>>39469930
>>39469904
>>39469981
>>39469994
Misery snake

>>39469945
>>39469952
>>39469956
>>39469957
>>39469999
>>39470003
>>39469977
Snake snek

And I already wrote the latter to before backtracking ;-;

Edit: looks like it's a draw as of >>39470003's post so the dice gods decide.

>>39469900
>>Bite by miserable bite.
420 eat it?

>>39470030
Excellent!

>>39470032
Ooh, same second, will OP count this, or have the dice spoken?

>>39470030
God damn it!

I'm just too late!

>>39470030
just do the thing you wrote.
Or have us take one bite, then swallow the thing whole.

compromise can make things way faster.
>>39470032
too late, sucker.

>>39469900

>Bite by miserable bite.

Sirena'll prolly be less worried this way.

Swallowing whole could fuck our shoulders/back given the things that need to move.

>>39470030
>>39470032
Lol the same second.

>>39469900
>>Bite by miserable bite.

>>39469991
Then we can finally show those shitmonkeys who's the queen of the jungle!

>>39470058
>>39470054
>>39470032
oy, stop with the post-vote attempted votes, anons.

Otherwise we'll keep voting on this all day.

>>39470030
Why such short vote periods, doc? I look away for 10 minutes and miss the entire thing.

>>39469900
>>Open your mouth really wide and swallow it whole to avoid taste testing anything.

>>39469931
>"I'm 6!" the young blurts out while chewing, the other replies after a pregnant pause "3 years".
> They look 8 and 13 respectively,
>6 Months

Please tell me if we do skip it will only be a couple of days. Monsters grow up so fast. Especially when we are already Rank 2 and these girls are probably Rank 1s.

>>39470054
>>39470058
>>39470104
Oi quit being faggots

>>39470097
to make things faster. This quest is blessed with relatively quick update times. Don't screw that for me.

>>39470097
Gotta go fast.

>>39470097
Less samefagging.

You can't put in a duplicate post within five minutes.

>>39470077
>>39470119
Oh dear, I'm terribly sorry that I can't fully focus on this quest.

>>39470117
I think a timeskip would be just a couple days, past all the injury stuff, despite how adorable it is. Maybe fitting in a visit from eddie somewhere in there too.

>>39469900

>Open your mouth really wide and swallow it whole to avoid taste testing anything.

The reactions will be hilarious.

>>39470215
Too late, faggot.

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>>39470227

I forgot to put the thread on auto-refresh, throw me a bone Anon.

Does this make up for it?

>>39470121
Man, I'm just looking for like a 10 minute window, it's not that much longer.

>>39470257
sure, sure.
Just, you know. Don't cause INFINITE REVOTE SPIRALS.

>>39470257
10 minutes means samefagging. And slower updates. The doc is slow as fuck. The quick vote time makes up for that.

>>39470257
And so we have to cater to you, Mr tripfag? Fuck off

So.
Now that we have cash, are we going to splurge on a skirt?
I think we miss having a skirt. Or pants.

>>39470443
We don't need one if we have a long enough shirt, And getting one would just be wasting money

>>39470443
I don't think pants are going to work. Also Katie is a NEET. She probably sat around in underwear or less whenever she could.

>>39470443
Who are you kidding Katie never wore pants. She just sat around in her pajama bottoms or underwear with a long shirt, all day because fuck the day star!

>>39470476
Hey. It's only 10 gold. Once we pay eddie back, we really should treat ourselves to a skirt.

Maybe even a second outfit! The one we wear for NOT getting blood on!

We should ask about the world. This is a small settlement. There must be cities right? Maybe one will have magic internet?

>>39470480
>>39470488
Still, she'd probably wear SOMEthing.

>>39470476
That's not how snakes work, anon. We don't NEED a skirt even if we're wearing no shirt. Our parts are safely hidden like four feet down or some shit.

The skirt's mostly to cover the awkward joining of girl and snake. And for personal social comfort.

>>39470505
Or shredded into nothingness by an antisocial cat? approved.

>>39470488
>fuck the day star!
Sol Invictus does not approve.

C-can we spend time basking?
I mean, our evolution might make it not quite necessary, but it's probably still snake-nice. Also, our less evolved snake friends probably would enjoy it.

>>39470607
This is RE: Snake quest, not RE: Lizard quest you savage!

>>39470607
No you want basking go to lizard quest, Don't bring that shit in here

>>39470622
>>39470629
We're still snakes!
Snakes love basking!
Come on you guys!

Is there anything we'd actually look to buy, other than clothing? I mean, I can't see Katie needing much of anything at the moment.

Will Salvia and/or Eddie even let use freely use the money? Despite how it may appear we are still practically a toddler. Not to mention we were a NEET who probably never controlled her own money in the first place.

>>39470661
We need:
Clothes
A bed
Bedding
House improvements for eddie
A weapon for if we ever go out into the forest again
More paper for drawing

>>39470661
A bed

>>39470661
We are literally a toddler and as far as we know we might just be running off of some horrifically fucked up genetic memory that we've somehow retained from a human asexual dead ancestor from another dimension.

Speaking of that. If we were to have children would they retain any of our memories, and if so how confused and/or fucked up would they be?

>>39470661
Possibly a knife, bow, and arrows for hunting.

>>39470697
Why use a bow when we can just snek things to death? I'd consider looking into some armor, though. Possibly made from our kills.

>>39470687
Second

>>39469900


Oh god you're not getting out of this. There has to be a way to, to....wait. You have an idea, Salvia is behind you so she shouldn't even see what's going on, yes, clearly a foolproof plan, without further thinking you open your mouth, then keep opening it, your jaw unhinges. You can just bi-pass the taste buds altogether.

You take the sandwich from the smaller snake who's mouth is similarly agape and cram it down your throat in one swift motion, but you instantly regret your rash decision like a mugger faced with an undercover cop, the sandwich compresses and a bunch of the green stuff gets on your tongue anyway, it tastes like tainted out of date butter that's been stored in a Mexicans asshole. You think salvia might have just boiled it in such actually- the butter not the Mexican. Your face implodes with all the force of children everywhere being forced to eat their greens.

Cora starts giggling hysterically at your scrunching face as it snaps back to regular human proportions, more or less. That shit was absolutely rank.

Salvia on the other hand is strangely quiet, and her hands are ridged. You don't have time to ponder why before a giggling high pitched voice squeaks "Do it again!"

Your plan failed, and now you're turning red again. You hope the room closing in on you isn't because of the pot... because that would just suck.

Next thing you know you're gently being laid back onto the bed by noticeably shaky hands which fills you with dread. Why would you do that? You're a notoriously bad split second decision maker.

"y-you should be feeling better soon katie" there's a faint stiffness to her voice that makes you uneasy, well more-so than you were.

By the time she reaches the door side of the bed her daughter is using two hands to try and stretch her mouth like you just did and only partially succeeding, you'd be entertained if you weren't hiding your face in shame.
-cont-

>>39470761
"Cora-" Salvia's uneasy voice makes you peak your head out from your hair "please don't do that sweaty, it makes mommy nervous"

Extremely self conscious for obvious reasons you watch Salvia slither quietly to the door before she stops midway and hesitates. She turns around and looks at her daughter as you watch obliviously with a frown, feeling very out of place. There something wrong with Salvia, you think you might've triggered a phobia of mouth opening... fuck you don't know but you suddenly feel very guilty.

She opens her mouth but hesitates, eyes flickering to you. "Sorry, I-... if you need anything, anything at all just ask, would you like some tea? I'll make you some tea" she turns to leave.

A squeaky voice speaks up in the unnaturally tense atmosphere "Mommy are you OK?"

She stops and turns around immediately looking exactly how you must feel. "Yes, yes of course dear, mommy's fine Cora, I'll make you both some tea" she leaves looking really uncomfortable as far as you can tell from your awkward position facing the mattress.

You and Cora both share worried glances, her's slightly scowled "...mommy doesn't like that face huh"

"Don't do it again" she crosses her arms in finality.

Your feel like the little sister now "o-ok?"

She nods and gives you a hug "good girl"

What the fuck just happened.
-cont-

>>39470778

-

Sitting upright a pair of tiny hands guide a warm cup of herbal tea into your mouth.

It's been 15 minuets now and you've been apprehensively waiting for the pot to take effect, you feel light headed, a bit anxious but overall pretty relaxed. Happy even, and you can't really tell but everything looks brighter, or at the very least more interesting. You're just sitting there looking around at various spots in the room impatiently waiting for something REALLY interesting to happen. You're buzzed you'd say, but by no means high....

This is actually your first foray into taking drugs, you feel like one of the cool kids and it's awesome. But honestly not what you were expecting, way to tame.

Cora places the cup down on the bed, which strikes you as a hilariously bad decision before asking "...can you do that thing with your mouth again?"

(you can choose more than one between each line segment, or just do what you want I don't care)

>Do the thing with your mouth again (write in for extra hilarity)
--------------------------------

>Get out of bed and:

>Attempt to find Sirena, you're in a good mood even is the drugs aren't working properly. maybe you can find out whats up.

>Clearly you need a higher dose, go find where she's keeping it and proceed to self medicate. 1d100 vs a 30

>Clearly you need a higher dose, go ask for some more.

>write in:
-------------------------


>Stay in bed and : Write in

why is she so outgoing all of a sudden you say? she just ate 5 grams of mary jane, happy 420

>>39470805
>Do the thing with your mouth again (See how much of your tail you can fit)

>>39470748
Because he's obviously a dex faggot
>>39470805
>Do the thing with your mouth again and stick your arm all the way in, That should make Cora laugh
>Attempt to find Sirena, you're in a good mood even is the drugs aren't working properly. maybe you can find out whats up.

>>39470805
>>Do the thing with your mouth again (write in for extra hilarity)
only if snakemom isn't around. And just a yawn. No more.

>Attempt to find Sirena, you're in a good mood even is the drugs aren't working properly. maybe you can find out whats up.
Or just pester salvia. She's sure to be happy/flip the fuck out in worry when she sees you up and about.

>>39470805
But she just told us not to do it again?

I mean.. okay
>Do it again make sounds and faces

>Attempt to find Sirena, you're in a good mood even is the drugs aren't working properly. maybe you can find out whats up.
We can apologize

>>39470805
>Stay in bed and
>Do the thing with your mouth again (write in for extra hilarity)
Okay, but don't tell m- your mom.

>>39470846
>>39470845
Guys that's disgusting. Don't gross up parts of ourself like that.
I mean, we don't even have a towel on hand.

>>39470805
>Do the thing with your mouth again
See how far we can swallow our own hueg tail

>Stay in bed and ask Cora to bring you something to eat, munchies man.

>>39470805
>Do the thing with your mouth again (write in for extra hilarity)
Yawn wide, little snek pokes her head in like a lion tamer, mom snek walks into the room

>>39470778
>"Don't do it again" she crosses her arms in finality. You feel like the little sister now "o-ok?" She nods and gives you a hug "good girl"

This is everything I've ever dreamed of.

>Do the thing with your mouth again (write in for extra hilarity)
Protest a little, throw in some "But didn't you tell me not to", if she insists a little do it anyway.

>Attempt to find Sirena, you're in a good mood even is the drugs aren't working properly. maybe you can find out whats up.

>>39470805
>Do the thing with your mouth again (Like that video of the snake and the balloon, you know the one.)

>Get out of bed and:
>Attempt to find Sirena, you're in a good mood even is the drugs aren't working properly. maybe you can find out whats up.

>>39470888
>>39470846
>>39470845
is it possible to anti-vote becoming an ouroboros?

>>39470805
>>39470863
Adding

>Okay, but don't tell mom

>>39470805
Haven't taken any myself but based on conversations I've had with people who do partake, eating is meant to give a less intense but much longer lasting experience

>>39470805
Start doing the thing with your mouth.
Remember that you just promised NOT to do the thing with your mouth.
Have your face get stuck like that.

>>39470921
>>39470805
depends on your metabolism.
It took me EEEIGHT HOOOURS before it kicked in.

>>39470805
>find sirena

>>39470921
>eating is meant to give a less intense but much longer lasting experience
It does, it just hasn't kicked in for Katie yet. It's only been 15 minutes hahah, an hour later and she'll be feeling it hard.

>>39469900
Take it all!

>>39470297
This anon knows his shit.

>>39470488
>>39470480
These anons know their neets.

>>39470661
All good points:
1)fuck if I know make some suggestions as to what to spend it on.
2)probably not, she'd be supervised but they're not exactly going to spend it themselves.

Yea Katie has no idea how to manage money, She just ate the food that her mother bought and cooked. The extent of her money skills amounts to stuttering at a cashier at the corner shops.

>>39470687
Thanks. I'll keep that in mind.

>>39470805
>Don't the thing with your mouth again "But you just told me not to do it?")
>Stay in bed

>>39470805
>Do the thing with your mouth again (stretch our mouth up to our forehead)
>Get out of bed and:

>Attempt to find Sirena, you're in a good mood even is the drugs aren't working properly. maybe you can find out whats up.
On your way it becomes boring and then
>Clearly you need a higher dose, go find where she's keeping it and proceed to self medicate.
Can we intentionally fail for hilarity?

>>39470980
Oh.. Colored pencils if they've got them. Corra would love the shit out of them and we could use a reward for killing the jaguar.

Like if they've got them that 1. Re-inforces that we're still a kid
2. Jesus Christ it's drawing in color! It's coloring!

>>39470805
>>Attempt to find Sirena, you're in a good mood even is the drugs aren't working properly. maybe you can find out whats up.

>>39470805
>Get out of bed and go ask for some more.

she's not giggling about the bed eating her. she clearly isn't high enough.

>>39470805
>Do the thing with your mouth again (write in for extra hilarity)
Stick in your arm.
--------------------------------

>Get out of bed and:

>Attempt to find Sirena, you're in a good mood even is the drugs aren't working properly. maybe you can find out whats up.

>>39471022
The use of wax-based mediums in crayons is well-documented, however, and can be traced back to the Greek Golden Age, and was later documented by Roman scholar, Pliny the Elder.[7] Wax-based materials have appealed to artists for centuries due to their resistance to decay, the vividness and brilliance of their colors, and their unique rendering qualities.[7] Although colored pencils had been used for “checking and marking” for decades prior, it was not until the early 20th century that artist-quality colored pencils were produced.

They're a thing. Just they may not expect us to use them for coloring.

Guys, if we stick our appendages down our throat, our dirty bandages might come lose and get stuck down there! We'll get an infection!

Doc~ It's been 15 minutes, ya gonna call it?

>>39471082
Our tail is bandage free.

>>39471082
oh god that's horrible

>>39471104

So what I'm getting so far is you want to do the thing with your mouth and become an ouroboros

And then you're getting out of bed to go snake hunting?

Is there anything else while I take a toilet break? and hopefully don't bleed out this time

>>39471082
Bro. Chill just.. relax it's all good. Plus it'll be totally funny.

>>39471110
Dangit. We can't become an ouroboros. It's not right! It's not decent!

>>39471110
Sounds good.

>>39471110
I still think >>39470890
would be funnier

>>39471110
K~

>>39471110
Maybe throw in a little whining, she did just tell us not to do it again and stuff, but we'll totally end up doing it anyway because she wants us to.

>>39471110
Sounds good to me

>>39471110
We should totally become Ouroboros.

>>39471162
Okay writing.

>>39471169
I'll try to make that work without being too lewd.

Heh, I wonder if ouroborous training unlocks something.

>>39471185
Hey doc, I know the other anons won't say it. But I will for them. I love you, dude.

>>39470845
Seconding.

>become wheelsnake
>roll everywhere

>>39471185
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ_JEhtT_x8

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>>39471232

>>39471141
Yes, that's funny. Wonder why Snekmom does not want lil' sis to stretch her mouth? Are we different types of snake?

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>>39471232

>>39471274
We are clearly the apex snek

The true master snek

I just hope we don't creep out Cora. I think it'd be even cuter if she was egging us on, even. We'll make big sis proud!

I kinda wanna write a thing with Cora and Katie all grown up. I don't know what they'd actually be doing but I imagine Cora would be the talky one, and still really small compared to everyone else. Katie would probably be mistaken as the older sibling a lot.

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>>39471232
I'm not sure why I'm even posting this.

>swallowing our own tail
this is INCREDIBLY LEWD.
not only is it suggestive, but our bits are somewhere around there.

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>>39471232
Wheel snake!

>>39471327
>>39471185


Huh yeah the cloaca is right like at the end of the tail isn't it?

Kaite discovers auto fellatio

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>>39471470
Pretty close to it. We could probably fit just the tip with out it becoming lewd.

Pretty sure on Lamia/Naga the cloaca is where the human half meets snake half

>>39471536
And I'm pretty sure that it's where it is on the animal.
Especially if we look at known examples, like the centaur and harpy, that confirm this pattern.

>>39471536
O-oh. Well that's fine too.

>>39471546
Pretty sure that's because it would look weird to have a horse penis and balls on the human half of a centaur and same with the harpy

We had a bath scene where we discovered our cloaca. Its on the end of the tail.

>>39471546
>>39471548
don't worry, anons, it's on the tip.
I have a very convincing maid porn that says so.

>>39471575
it IS weird to have it at the human/animal merging, yes. That's why it's on the animal part.
>>39471583
also this.

>>39471590
>I have a very convincing maid porn that says so.

>Oh god it's the sequel ti the lusty argonian maid

>>39471583
>at nice dinner
>very prim and proper
>slide tip of tail into the pants of attractive male across the table

>>39471627
Pfft yeah like Katie could do that, She's a bloody neet

>>39471627
>>39471639
she can in a PASTEBIN!

>>39471639
Well, She might get her act together when she goes through puberty again.

God, that's going to be an experience.

>>39471658
>Actually grows breasts
>Equates breasts to self confidence
>Grows up as a well adjusted individual

>>39471658
>>39471691
Nah man once a neet always a neet!

>>39471639
>not developing a yandere fixation on an attractive human prince and oversluttily spilling spaghetti everywhere in the process of attempting to claim him

>>39471710
How can one even be a NEET in a fantasy universe? It's not like there's internet to keep our attention. Unless we become a shut-in bookworm wizard, but that's unlikely.

>>39471639
>>39471710
Like this, only green
http://www.furaffinity.net/full/13342107/

>>39471748
you know the classic loner hunter in the woods? That is an old-time neet. They shun human contact as much as possible.

>>39471754
>Implying i have an account on a furfag site

>>39471627
what's better is once we eventually snag a guy.
>in other room
>he does things with the tail
yes.

>>39471748
We could use book as an alternative to the internet. Reading mindless and interesting stuff till you get itchy and then either write or read book!smut.
We could pioneer the yaoi genre.

>>39471796
>Implying Katie won't go Yuri just like in her Doujin's

>>39471828
you mean the yaoi doujins she is always reading?

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>>39471710
>implying that Katie can't grow up to be a strong and sexually assertive snekwoman if she wants

>>39471828
>Implying Katie will ever have sex and not dying of embarrassment the moment anyone kisses her on the lips.

>Not one "Pot Roast Sandwich" joke
You motherfuckers.

>>39471881
>putting pot roast in a sandwich
ew dog.

>>39471867
>Not exploding the moment a good looking guy walks within 10m of her

>>39471904
>>39471867
Katie is so screwed once a bard shows up.

>>39471863
That's dangerously cheesy

>>39471904
I'd thought she was the melting type.

>>39471936
yeah, that's more accurate.

>>39471867
>implying that Katie can't circumvent the problem by hiding under the bed but offering the end of her tail for lewdness

>>39471957
perfect.

>>39471925
A bard with special tastes...
Who am I kidding, any attractice specimen of a male that is not old enough to be our human father, who totally sucks

When do you think we'll get to the point we start calling Salvia "Mom"? Maybe it'll happen after we end up crying in her lap about how our "Real" mom abandoned us/doesn't love us/ect?

Also we need more bonding time with Eddie.

>>39471983
we never really will call her mom regularly.
On accident a few times is a certainty though.

And EDDIE WHEN

>>39471983
something will happen when we ask Salvia about our real family

>>39471983
The dope's slowly getting to work. The time for an accidental "Mommy" is near.

>>39471983
I want this so bad.

>>39471627
We have to find a way to invite an ogre to a prim and proper event.

>>39471983
Eventually.

So.
When are we going to learn alchemy?
When are we going to ask salvia why she isn't teaching her daughters alchemy?

So.
When's Doc gonna stop being a fag and update?
PAY DEBTS!

>>39470805
You mutter "b-but didn't you tell me not to do-" oh you're talking out loud, you thought that was in your head? Is that the pot or just another of your eccentricities, it's not the first time you made a fool of yourself like that after-all.

"Please, moms not here right now, she won't get sad" you look at those big orange eyes and just can't say no. Fuck it, you feel pretty good.

Slowly your mouth opens and that alien feeling of your jaw unhinging washes over your face while the smaller snake presses her hands against her face and sniggers. You open it as far as you can with a no doubt amused if dopey expression on your face, it's touching your neck and judging by smallsnek giggles you look pretty stupid. "mhore" she laughs.
You can do one better , tilting your head all the way back ignoring the burning of your back and shoulders you pull your jaw down until it's touching your neck again. This is painful as all fuck but those high pitched giggles make up for it, you even snigger slightly yourself sending a cascade of drool down your stomach..... you wonder... how the fuck is your face so elastic, and if you got punched hard enough would it droop like caricature of a stroke victim?

Wait a second, if your a snake then...... You smile lifting your tail before popping it in your mouth, Cora watches with a little bit of confusion. What follows is you basically deep-throating your tail. Much to the hilarity of the smaller one.

Cora is in painfully high pitched hysterics "What are you DOING *laughter* THAT doesn't go THERE"

You can become the ouroboro, they will call you snake wheel-san and you will go sanic speeds. Or so the pictures in your head tell you.

Is this a placebo effect? Who cares you're having fun and just swallowed the 9th inch.
-cont-

>>39472242

Getting kinda hard to breath. Your tail slides out in one swift motion and you go into a wracking coughing fit. Oh fuck that is painful. But you feel pretty good to be honest, it's funny and the smaller snake is paralyzed, curled up on the bed and wheezing with laughter.

Salvia bursts into the room "CORA-" she watches sees you having a coughing fit and her daughter laughing her tiny tits off. "...katie what's wrong!" she rushes over and waves her shaky hands around hesitating over whether or not to pat you on the back or whether that's a really stupid idea. She settles on picking up the cup of tea that's been half split and helping you drink it. It works to some extent.

"Katie what happened, are you OK?" Salvia's panicked voice bombards you with questions as she frantically looks you over.

Cora giggles, hand cupped in front of her face and swaying as if to say 'tee hee' "She swallowed her own tail"

While still gasping for breath you notice Salvia's mouth has turned into a line "Katie... don't do that, it rude" she tells you sternly

Well fuck you should have seen that coming. You stare numbly

"A-and it's been on the ground, all over the place, you shouldn't put that in your mouth dear"

....

...You should have seen that one coming in retrospect.

"Please, don't do it again" You nod looking like a Vietnam vet reliving LSD fueled jungle warfare.

She leaves, saying something about more tea but you're not really listening you're having one of your blackouts, instead you go back to laying, this time sideways despite the horrific burning pain in your back and sides... come to think of it it's actually a little bit dulled now considering you can lie like this without crying like a bitch, you'll like a burn victim with damaged nerves.

You feel like your physical age, and mentally retarded at that....

-cont-

>>39472263
You just got poked on the noggin. "Katie wake up" you open your eyes, apparently having closed them to get away from the burning shame of becoming the snake equivalent to a dog licking it's own ass in front of people.

You feel fucking majestic, actually that was sarcasm you feel like killing yourself. Thank fuck everyone thinks your a drugged toddler.

Laying there awkwardly with no idea what to do with yourself Cora pipes up "you're lying in tea silly" oh so you're not bleeding to death, it's just that spilled tea from earlier.

---
cont

>>39472293

Sometime during the next half hour something strange happened. You were drawing with Cora and getting unusually into it, intensely and vigorously so, when you suddenly started feeling really good, like really fucking great. Everything became bright or maybe just seemed bright because it was so damn interesting. And that new color you'd learned to zone out suddenly seemed brand new again, hell they all seemed brand new. It feels like it's the first time you've used your eyes...

You put down the paper from where you were crudely drawing the skeleton wheel creature from dark souls onto the bed and stare at the ceiling, this is fantastic. Drugs should be legal.

Cora looks up at you with a confused expression that strikes you as hilarious for some reason and you crack a smile back

"Heh" you laugh.

You roll your shoulders and they ache dully. But honestly it's not all that bad, or maybe you just don't care. You've never felt this great before in your life.

Actually, now would be a good time to talk things over with Sirena, sort shit out.

You struggle out of bed while a tiny pair of arms suddenly latch onto you "NO-" Her voice turns to a whisper, "-Mom said to stay in bed till you got better"

You sway slightly and look around a room like a young girl who just swallowed a massive dose of illegal drugs and doesn't know what to do with herself. Which you are. holy shit that wood grain, fuck, it's amaz- back on subject

"I-I... feel much better"

She looks at your with a suspicious narrowing of eyes. You stare back with a dopy grin.

Suddenly her voice snaps back to a happy carefree squeak "h-OK"

-

The door creaks open and you lumber forwards unsteadily while A smaller snake travels next to you sipping a warm cup of tea.

>Ask Cora to find her.

>Check the storeroom.

>Check Sirena's bedroom.

>>39468652
>>This paste has been removed!
>HE PAID NOTHING!
Well I saved it, so that's fixable.

Buut do I post it now or later, although I'll probably sleep all the way through thread dying and falling off the board so whatever it goes

http://pastebin.com/sta854Sf

>>39472317
>>Check Sirena's bedroom.

>>39472317
>>Check the storeroom.

Tiny snake tripping balls in front of guest please.

>>39472317
>>Check Sirena's bedroom.
Knock.
DO NOT ENTER WITHOUT PERMISSION.
You already stole her bed once.

>>39472317
>Check the storeroom.

>>39472317
>check Sirena's bedroom
We knock on the door

>>39472317
Normally I would say that talking to Snek Onee-san is a bad idea, but fuck it, we high. Ask Cora to find her. Even stoned, we should realized that high as fuck snek monster entering her bedroom is a bad idea.

>>39472317
>check sirens's bedroom
Knock first

>>39472317
>>Check Sirena's bedroom.

>>39471627
>>39471796
I love it, very lewd.


>>39471957
See>>39471965

>>39472194
I will never stop being a fag and you can't make me. Updates as soon as I can though.

>>39472317
>go back to bed
maybe she's right

>>39472317
>>Check Sirena's bedroom.

>>39472416
>I will never stop being a fag and you can't make me

I'm gonna ask you what I asked Soma, Have you considered, taking the dicks out of your mouth?

>>39472416
>You can't stop me
Motherfucker, you're just begging for the Straightening Bat.

>>39472501
Its not a question of who will stop him.

Its a matter of who CAN stop him.

>>39472317
>>Check Sirena's bedroom.

>>39472318
Danke

>>39472350
>>39472361
>>39472398
>>39472407
>>39472413
>>39472453
Check the bedroom, but knock first.

>>39472354
>>39472364
Store room.

Writing

However I warn you that I am now intoxicated because I took a calculated risk, but man am I bad at math.

>>39472634
drunk author, stoned Katie. There is no way this can go wrong

>>39472634
This is going to be the best update yet. I'm really feeling it.

>>39472838
>She tells us to go away
>We come in anyway
>She tells us we should have just died in the jungle

Yes best update.

>>39472317
Obviously the best bet would be her bedroom, And so you lumber on, intensely inspecting the wood grain as you do, because that shit is awesome.

I'm infinitely sorry but I'm two drunk to continue, always with the problems, I am eternal faggot op. But seriously I apologize, I rarely drink, like less than once a month.

I felt really nervous and just overestimated how much it would take to get pleasantly buzzed and now I'm pretty barely coherent, I thought because the bottle was old it'd be less potent because alcohol somehow evaporates, because OP is retarded like that. I also overestimated my shitty alcohol tolerance apparently.

Anywho I apologize for this, I'm doing a shit job writing it anyway. If anyone wants to take over I'll give you my Skype details and trip.

^das a blog post- please don't be sympathetic. I am a colossal faggot.

>>39472860
>We show her us eating our own tail.

>>39472920
>If anyone wants to take over I'll give you my Skype details and trip.
N-no, nooo, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-

>>39472920
DON'T DROP OUT
JUST RUN ANOTHER DAY
DAMN YOU OP KEEP RUNNING DON'T DROP OUT

>>39472920
If you quit I will hunt you down and kick you in the dick.

Pls dun go.

>>39472920
Wait are you killing the quest? I can wait for another day but if you're killing shit what the fuck man?

>>39472920
Keep the trip, keep the quest, Doc. You have your flaws but everyone does. People like you.

I can try a shot and throw up a side-quest for the remainder of the thread, I don't know. If you need someone to chat to I definitely wouldn't mind exchanging skype details.

In this thread Op trys to make a joke and causes anons to collectively shit themselves

Please be joking

>>39472920
Geeze, OP way to be a colossal faggot.

But seriously you better nopt think of dropping this you are one of the better QMs on this freaking site and if you think you can just leave after you have given us this joy I will track you down IRL.

Just let ScrewHue run his side quest. Take a good rest and run again another day.

We really do enjoy your work and you are very hard on yourself where much shittier QMs seem to think their garbage is golden.

Your metaphors are fantastic, characters are descriptive and funny, AND YOU GOT ME WORKING ON A SMUT BIN!

Sleep it off, don't die of ass cancer and have a good night.

>>39472920
Don't you dare quit you fucking faggot.

>>39472920
Theres only one shit QM here and its me, huequest would never get off the ground, now you on the other hand are great.

For whatever reason, Doc, people like your quest. Just keep going.

>>39472920
We all say keep running it, OP.
Don't quit.
Just sober up and try again.

>>39472920
Chug some water eat some grease, wait a bit and try some more please

>>39473026
This. You're one of the high-tier QMs on this site- you really shouldn't be as down on yourself as you are. A ton of other quest runners here think their shit smells like roses when it's nothing, but you actually do good work.

>>39472920
For fuck's sake, are you twelve? Sober up, find your balls, and pay debts another day. God fucking damn it, what is this, Megatokyo mk. II?

>>39472998
I'm not killing it, I'm just really drunk.

I menat for tonight.
>>39473007
Yes, side quest time.

I am the worst Op ever.

>>39473026
Jesus this is exactly what i didn't want. I didn't post that for drama and the but noe op you're actually not a *complete* faggot responses. but thank you all the same. Seriously though I honestly didn't, just not having the fun I once had writing this, it's insanely stressful writing this and I'm basically screaming internally the entire time because my writing is so shit and I feel like I'm not staying true to character ect. i had thoughts of saying this last thread.

It feels like I'm making a post on tumblr about how I'm about to cut myself for (whatever his name is from one direction), it's not that I feel stringly about it it's more I'm just a lazy faggot who's struggling to cope with the pressure.

but OK I'll stop being EMO. Screwhue do your think and I'll finish this next time.

When I come back tomorrow and reread this it's going to be cringey as fuck. just in case the skype offers still up, contact me at: Wrath...AHopelessEndeavor

But if not I'll continue because that would be unfair and aside from the slice of life scenes it's actually really fun to write.

I would hate to see it end, but I'd rather that than have someone else take over.

That being said um, If you're hating it then trying to keep going just for our sake is silly.

I do hope that this is just alcohol induced maudlin though.

>>39473170
Yea that's basically what I'm doing. Thank you anon.

I am a tumblr grade faggot right now when drunk. I should go watch game in thrones instead of embarrassing myself.

>>39473217
Good man. I don't mean to be overly harsh, but I'm not the type to coddle. I like what you do.

Go watch Incesty Stab-Stab and relax.

>>39473188
Sorry for the "noe op you're actually not a *complete* faggot" responses. I'm kind of a sensitive little bitch wrapped in optimism and rose-tinted glass.

I'l have the side quest up soon. It takes a little effort to get my brain actually rolling and churning out text.

>>39473217
It's ok op. You may be a tumblr grade faggot but you're our tumblr grade faggot. Now go sober up and run another day.

So... no more updates tonight? Cause if not then I am going to masturbate then go to bed.

What parts of the quest do you like writing, Doc?

>>39473281
I know that feel bro, go for a walk first or something. That always helps me.

>>39473321
mainly the shit in the jungle and the immensely emotional (or at least what I think/hope is emotional) scenes. I like seeing Katie break down, but it happens way too much.

>>39473315
mai nigger

>>39473188
Sorry for the long ass rant OP, sorry you're a bitch about it.

I'll probably add you to skype cause I too am a colossal faggot and I'm probably going to need help doing your Stats-pastebin and making sure I don't fuck up the smut.

Have a good time watching Game of Soft Core.

>>39473349
You don't enjoy the slice of life shit, then? That kinda sucks.

>>39473349
Get Katie moving, then.

>>39473373
It's not that I don't enjoy slice of life shit, it's just that it's really hard to write.

Anyway watching game of thrones.

>>39473349
Well think of it this way Doc. You suffer through a few SoL threads and then we can go on a dungeon run for like 12 threads. And then come back and cry about the horrors we experienced.

Captcha: thits
Yesh, Captcha Doc is ghoing to shee manhy thits.

>>39473373
>>39473411
Told ya'll we should go out hunting soon so we can freak people out and grow stronger.

For the time being, you are Nesha, super-strong albino woodsman spider-woman. Days ago, you helped retrieve the tattered remains of a shredded lamia... or naga, you guess... from the boundaries of the jungle, after the apothecary's daughter ran back to the village shouting about a puma attack or some such thing. You don't know, but though you'd never admit it you had a strange sort of compassion for what you considered your weaker cousins, and so grabbed your axe and headed out ready to dispense spidery justice to the feline only to find the unconscious and nearly exsanguinated snake-girl lying on the path just outside the tree line. Some quick silk work to patch the worst of her wounds, you delivered her to the physicians and wiped your hands (literally) of the matter. He'd sort it out, surely.

Days have passed, and you find yourself waking up, suspended above the ground in your web hammock above your small campsite near your modest logging operation. Your stomach growls lightly as your eyes slowly open, squinting against the few lances of sunlight that penetrate the canopy.

>Find breakfast (1d100)
>Wash up
>Write-in

Inventory: Axe, flint & steel, saw, planer, rope

>>39473477
wash up, filthy spider.
Though I've moved on to late afternoon plans, so rely on other posters.

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>39473477
>Splash water on face
>Find Food.

>>39473477
Well shit, this is kinda messing with me. Now I don't know what the hell to do.

>>39473477
>Wash up

>>39473557
TRIPFAGS EVERYWHERE

>>39473477
Should have noted: There will be a ten-minute voting period. Contentious/close votes will have a five-minute quote-only revote period.

Until/unless popular demand requires it, I'll be using best of three, and roll under with one optional re-roll per "thread" (and I won't be running this regularly, since my work schedule is more fucked up than Katie at the moment, unless there's popular demand).

Shit man this quest has become amazing. We have Doc running his quest, ScrewHues running his Meta quest, and now this Dr.Doctor running his side quest. See what you've done Doc!? This is what you make people do!

>>39473557
Let the second Doctor do his shit Hue no. 2 (or was it 3?). You can either run your quest after his or run it another time. Hell, why not make a new thread for it?

>>39473592
I may be a namefag, but at least I'm not a tripfag.

>>39473633
My apologies screwhues, I think you should run you quest as well for double the fun, and because I wanna know what's going down

>>39473477
>Wash up
Let's see where this goes, why not.

>>39473543
>>39473575
With a groan you rise from your hammock and stretch, reaching out with your front legs and gripping the adjacent tree before shifting out and letting your weight fall on them. With practiced ease you skitter down to the ground until all eight of your segmented legs fall upon the loam, barely disturbing the thick covering of fallen leaves, dirt, and undergrowth... though you do scare a few nearby plated rabbits off into the brush. Your head lazily follows the path of their flight, and your stomach growls again in its usual demands. "Shut the fuck up..." you growl at it as you lumber over to the barrel of river water you have situated near the remains of your campfire. You dip in the towel you have hanging on the edge and strip off your homespun shirt, scrubbing the sawdust and grime from your resilient alabaster skin until you feel somewhat ready for the day. From your pack you draw a small oilskin bag, from which you produce a carved bone comb. Almost as if an afterthought, you drag it clumsily through your short hair - more for the sake of keeping it out of your vision than for the sake of appearances.

You shake your shirt out before once more pulling it over your torso and stretch once more, limbering up for the day ahead. In the distance, raucous hooting and chittering is carried to you on the wind and you grimace. Damned shit-monkeys are getting closer every day. Your hand wraps around the haft of your axe and you shift it up onto your shoulder with a soft grunt. Even the hardiest of the miners in the village would have trouble lifting it with both hands, but fuck them. You're Nesha.

>Get breakfast (1d100)
>Start work (4 hours, 1d100)
>Scout for shitmonkeys (4 hours, 1d100)
>Write-in

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>39473736
>Get breakfast (1d100)

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>39473736
>>Get breakfast (1d100)

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>39473736
>Get breakfast (1d100)
Most important meal of the day.

>>39473751
>>39473755
>>39473769
The almighty stomach can only be denied for so long, so you set off into the jungle with the intention of finding something to appease it with. Preferably something that doesn't smell and taste like it spent the better part of its life rolling around in a latrine. You meld into the wilds with practiced ease, moving to the trees when the going on the ground gets too rough. It takes only an hour or so for you to come upon a small family of plated rabbits in a clearing, rolling and gamboling around and just having a grand-old time being alive.

Let's take care of that, shall we?

You methodically set about spinning silk, working it into a simple net with your rear legs and then passing it into your hands after laying your axe across a pair of sturdy branches. You ease yourself forward into range, but unfortunately you misjudged your step. One of your legs slips, and you reach out to stop yourself from falling, but the jerking of the branch sends the axe crashing through the branches and into the brush below. Damn it! The rabbits spring into action, and so do you. For your size, you're surprisingly light on your feet - all eight of them - and you leap from the branches into the clearing while casting your net at the same time.

(Give me three d100, DC 65)

Rolled 88 (1d100)

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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>39473910

Rolled 76 (1d100)

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>>39473925
>>39473930
(Looks like two is all we're getting)
The net lands on one of the retreating rabbits, the sticky strands tripping and tangling it up in a bundle. Its high-pitched squeals and whines call out for its family, which completely ignores it as they flee into the brush. You draw it back in and heft it up to eye level. It trembles in your webbing, large wet eyes pleading in terror. Perhaps appealing to your better nature? Your mercy?

The only mercy it receives is a quick twist of the neck, instantly killing it and rendering its body limp.

"Sorry, kid. I know it seems cruel, but that's nature for you." You don't know why you feel the need to apologize to it, but you never felt right about killing like this. Something in your genetic memory, maybe? Who knows. Not that you actually... well, never mind that. You traipse lazily back to camp, sure to retrieve your axe as you go, though you're equally sure to give it a dirty look for turning your grand slam into what amounts to little more than a side dish. An hour later, and a rabbit in your belly, you look over your stockpile. You could probably get away with taking the load of wood you have now back to the village, but you could also do with a little more credit on your account. After all, the winter will come on eventually, and even hardy spiders like you need things for the harsh seasons. There's also the problem of the shitmonkeys. This has been your campground for a number of seasons, and you'd rather they not ruin it like they ruin everything else they touch, good lord.

Time: Approximately 9 am

>Work (4 hours, 1d100)
>Hunt Shitmonkeys (4 hours, 1d100)
>Write-in

Rolled 62 (1d100)

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>>Work

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>39474100
>>Hunt Shitmonkeys (4 hours, 1d100)
FUCK YOU, SHITMONKEYS

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>39474100
>Work (4 hours, 1d100)

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>39474100
>Hunt Shitmonkeys (4 hours, 1d100)

Better get a move on Doc.Doc. We just hit the bump limit.

>>39474100
We're tied. Quote only, and last update after.

>Industrious Spooder
>FUCK YOU MONKEYS!

>>39474259
Thanks for the info.

>>39474297
>FUCK YOU MONKEYS!

>>39474306
You douse your cooking fire and decide that enough is enough. You close your eyes and listen for the hooting and sounds of general fuckery the shitmonkeys produce. When you really focus, it's amazing how clear it is to you the picture the jungle paints. Really, you can't help but marvel at your amazing spider senses. You heft your axe and take off in the direction of your enemies, ready to send a very brutal, and very bloody, message that Nesha is not to be messed with. You move through the dense growth of the jungle as if it were your element because, in many ways, it is, and within an hour's hard run you come to the edge of one of the rivers that cuts through it, carrying water from somewhere deep inland that nobody has yet managed to penetrate as of yet.

Nine of the horrible creatures are surrounding something by the banks of the river, one after another quickly running forward and slapping at it before shrieking with laughter - or more likely, just shrieking - and retreating out of range of... they're teasing a croc. Holy shit, are they stupid or just ballsy? You settle down on the branch you're perched upon, watching as they tire the thing out. No sense in trying to take them on at full strength, after all. Finally, they wear it down and set upon it with their teeth and claws, tearing it apart and eating it raw while it tries desperately to escape back to the water, though its wounds are clearly lethal. You almost feel pity for it, a predator brought down by cowardly tactics. One of the beasts grabs the croc by its tail and drags it back. The thing hisses and turns to strike the monkey, but the grinning shit-beast wraps its hands around the croc's maw and just flips it over on its back, snapping it rigid and beating it against the bank repeatedly until it goes slack.

Well... no sense trying to postpone this. It they're daring enough to attack the kings of the river, they'll creep closer to the campsite - and the village - eventually.

>>39474509
(Thanks for playing. It wasn't much, and it wasn't well thought out, but every little bit helps me get back in the swing of writing. OP, stop being a faggot and write more snek. You're better than you give yourself credit for.)

>>39474542
Thanks for the run. It also gives Doc something he could do in the near future seeing as he appears to be getting tired of his SoL writing. Maybe we can have something happen once he resolves our thing with Sirena and do a 2-3 day skip of hospice care.

>>39472920
>Alcohol gets more mild as it gets older
OP, are you a summerfag?

That said, you got a drawfag for your first thread, you'll learn to be less of a faggot if you just stop being a faggot, so do what >>39473145 says, and it'll work itself out.

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you know I have to say that spaghetti snek quest is what drew me to /tg/ in the first place. It's always an incredible quest, and amazing, and hilarious more often than not, as we relate to the spaghetti snek in us all. We should salute Dr. U for this amazing quest.

I do kinda wonder what about this quest draws out all these creative people.

>>39474913
Are you me?

>>39474946
Not sure, I mean its an Off-shot of a Rehash of a shitty LN written by a manchild, but instead of being written by a manchild the quest is run by a Neckbeard who could probably be an author if he went to college for it.

But yeah, he motivated me to do shit too so there is something about this quest.

>>39475004
which shitty LN?

It's like Minecraft meets Dark Souls.

>>39475044
gtfo

>>39474946
Katie's social awkwardness resonates with the hearts of /tg/.

>>39475035
Re:Monster

It starts off really well about a guy reborn as a goblin in a Monster world and uses his wits from his previous life to level up and evolve faster than anyone and become Goblin Warlord Jesus.

Sadly the author is really grim derp and has more edges than a hypercube. Involves auto-cannibalism, gaining bullshit powers, the MC is apparently an esper and a super soldier in his previous life, and later on he includes the good ol' "Its not rape if its an elf" despite the MC clearly having problems with rape in the first few chapters. Just... don't bother reading it.

>>39475118
aight, taking your advice. Thanks anon!

>>39474913
>you know I have to say that spaghetti snek quest is what drew me to /tg/ in the first place
Huh, how did you hear about it in the first place if you weren't around tg before it?