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LAST TIME ON QUEST QUEST

>You are Brad, a slightly manic Barbarian
>You, along with oversized eating utensils and a nervous Knight, have entered into a grand tournament
>After defeating a luchador and crabs, you're on to the final round!

AND NOW YOU'RE UP TO DATE

Totally broke my wrist, so typing and drawing is very difficult. Please bear with me.
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>Episode 1
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/38853924/
>Episode 2
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/38878461/
>Episode 3
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39034579/
>Episode 4
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39116150/
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You wake up, the taste of crab in your mouth.
And nose.
And ears.
Wait you don't have those. Never mind.

ANYWAYS. You're on the ground, hung over from binging on crab meat and shells. Didn't you have something you needed to do today??
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>>39424872
Perhaps a bath before the final? Make sure to bring your weapon-person.
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>>39424872
>"Ummm... Mr.Barbarian? The final match is starting... Are you dead?"
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>>39424902
OH THATS RIGHT. YOU HAVE THE FINALS.
LIKE, NOW.

>WHAT DO YOU DO?
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>>39424923
Prepare!
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>>39424923
Hoist your person weapon into battle!
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>>39424923
Flex. Warm up those muscles.
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>>39424923
OH SHIT, FINALS! WE HAVEN'T EVEN STUDIED!
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>>39424923
Nag nervous Knight, Nelly, to name the nomenclature of your new nemesis, now!
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>>39424923
Procure new weapon!
Surely we will find a utensil based weapon that ironically fits the type of enemy we're facing!
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>>39424964
>>39424932
You do your classic flex warm-ups.

Not your best, you're still a little groggy from your nap.

You hear the trumpets blare outside, announcing that the round is starting!

>WHAT DO?
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>>39425089
Grab pizza cutter, crab cracker, and pizza and charge TO GLORY!
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>>39425089
Grab Pizza Knight Shield and sprint outside!
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>>39425089
Grab gear, Get ready Psych self up with thoughts of death glory, and women.
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>>39425089
Walk out like you actually prepared, and demand the audience to lend you their bravado.
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>>39425089
grab our trusty pizza shield and pizza cutter and STRUT
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>>39425134
>>39425111
>>39425110
>"Mercy to the Five, not again."
The Knight mutters nervously as you grab him by the arms and drag him off.
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>>39425214
You make your way outside, the harsh light of day blinding you momentarily. You hear the crowd go bananas for you as you emerge.
Looks like you're pretty popular.
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>>39425236
>"Oh, glad you could make it! We almost thought you'd forfeit. But what kinda fun would that be?"
High Prince Oblyx says over the cheers.
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>>39425260
>"WELL WAKE UP, BECAUSE THIS IS THE FUCKIN FINAL SHOWDOWN!"
The crowd goes bananas-er.
>"Brad the Barbarian vs...."
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>>39425279
>"... GNURKNOK!"
He shouts as the opposite gate opens, fog pouring out.

This looks intense, man. They got a fog mage for this.

You got a confetti mage, though. SO thats cool.
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>>39425308
Oh shit.
This guy looks tough.
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>>39425340
THIS IS IT, MAN. YOUR OPPONENT. THE FINAL CHALLENGE.

>WHAT
>DO
>YOU
>DO?
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>>39425340
Expecting that guy to walk to the left to reveal our actual opponent. Taunt him anyway.
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>>39425359
Rap battle! He can't see us!
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>>39425359
Pull a bard out from the audience
WE GOT OURSELVES A DANCE OFF
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>>39425359
Holy shit he looks tough, you need to tenderize him thoroughly before eating.
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>>39425359
A jig.
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>>39425359
Grab Pizza Knight's Neckerchief, and tie it into a do rag.

Prepare for a rap-off, Mothafucka!
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>>39425359
Third for Rap battle
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>>39425365
You look behind him, as if to imply that he couldn't possibly be your opponent! A low blow, Brad. A low blow indeed.
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>>39425508
OH SHIT.
HE LOOKS MILDLY PISSED.
Looks like hits on.
You've managed to stun him for a split second!

>WHAT DO YOU DO?
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>>39425584
Deploy your weapon of choice: The element of surprise!
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>>39425584
A JIG. I DO A VICTORY JIG.
MAYBE HE'LL GET CONFUSED-ER.
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>>39425584
Throw the pizza at him to throw him off balance, and charge with our circle blade.
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>>39425584
Start the rap-off!
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>>39425613
This.
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>>39425584
Challenge to a rap battle!
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>>39425584
pull down his pants!
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>>39425627
BROKEN WRIST MAKES FOR VERY SLOW GOINGS
You grab ahold of the knight, who turns, eyes widening in fear.
>"Oh no. No, please."
A wide grin goes across your face.
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>>39426149
You send the Knight flying through the air, screaming all the way in terror!
It looks to be a direct path to Gnurknok!
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>>39426172
And with a metal-sounding "Boink!", the Knight bounces off his sturdy chest ineffectively, not even moving him an inch. The Knight tumbles to the ground with and "OOMPH!"
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The crowd goes bonkers, cheering Gnurknok's name!
You're embarrassing yourself out there, kid!

>WHAT DO YOU DO????
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>>39426207
Soften him with some of that poetry you are so well-known for!
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>>39426207
Is there any corners on the arena? We should climb it and dive bonb john ce- i mean, that guy
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>>39426221
If only we had a meat tenderizer.
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>>39426207
Pull on his eyebrows
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>>39426287
You mean our fists?
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>>39426207

Where did he get a phone?!
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>>39426207
Ok, if physical assaults don't work, we should bombard him with VILE INSULTS and allege that his mother smells of ELDERBERRIES.
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>>39426207
You walk right up to Gnurknok. His stoney gaze cuts right through you as you approach.

No more Mr.nice barbarian.

Kick his ass. Punch him in the face! TEAR HIM APART!
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>>39426430
*magic rock
And the wizard down the street sells them.
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>>39426290
Or... do that... I guess.
You climb atop his shoulders and begin furiously pulling on his hairy orc eyebrows.
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>>39426601
Give him a smooch.
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>>39426620
Whats this?! With a quick move, he grabs your arm and leg, pulling you tight across his back! The crowd gasps in anticipation!

This doesn't look good.
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>>39426643
OHHH! OH SHIT!
OUCH.
He throws you to the ground and slams down on you with all his might, the crowd going mad!

THAT looks like it hurt.
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>>39426660
Like FUCK

>WHAT DO YOU DO?
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>>39426660
>Knock his hat off
also FUCK YEAH QUEST QUEST!
Also also I hope your wrist gets better soon.
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>>39426624
I second this.
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>>39426678
this, remove his hat!
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>>39426643
>>39426660
>>39426677
Pray to god of choice that Gnurknok realizes this is your first time and does it gently. The last thing we need is him going in dry.
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>>39426677
Sick! We have a breath weapon!
Use blood-breath!
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>>39426678
You reach up in your daze and flick his hat right off.
The audience goes quiet.
Looks like that might have been his trademark.
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>>39427238
It lads with a soft flutter on the ground next to you two. Gnurknok slowly turns his head to his hat.

Thats two disses in the same match. Whats the worst that coul-
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>>39427264
OH MY THATS A FIST
Once again your face is beat into a bloody mess. The audience roars into an applause again.

You're not doing so hot, hoss. You gotta switch tactics.

>WHAT DO YOU DO?
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>>39427287
Take your loincloth and turn it into a do-rag.

COMMENCE RAP OFF.
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>>39427287
flex your glutes! use your amazing glutes to throw him off your back!
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>>39427287
Rage The more damage we take the more we do. Flip him over then use his own moves against him, he can't see us.
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>>39427375
This. Impress him with our voluptuous twink ass.
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>>39427384
Go super-barbarian.
Start glowing blue and shit, not like those punk-ass monks half-assing it with red and yellow.
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Seems like OP's gonna have us die in this tourney. With a combat focused QQ wouldnt rolling be good because its not very satisfying having us keep failing until the opponent does something note worthy.
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>>39427287
Fine barbarian rage and pizza cutter his ass
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>>39427287
We should probably actually fight now. Commencing operation: punch
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>>39427375
With a mighty heft, you lift yourself off the ground and clench your ass so tight, the force of it launches Gnurknok off of you and into the air!

Your foe is airborn! Quick!
>WHAT DO YOU DO?
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>>39427651
With a single motion, put his hat on (backwards) and punch him in the nuts as he falls.
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>>39427651
use your barbarian magics and cast fist
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>>39427651
Grab him while he's in the air power suplex in rolling doom.
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>>39427651
Perform stun lock combo. Juggle this smug fuck.

Let's use that frame perfect timing.
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>>39427681
This
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>>39427651
I'll back >>39427683
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>>39427683
Yes this
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>>39427651
MIGHTY KICK INTO THE CROTCHAL REGIONS
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>>39427668
With deft speed, you grab the hat as you spin around upwards...
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>>39428483
AND SMASH INTO HIS SACK WITH THE POWER OF A BILLION PIZZAS

The men in the audience groan!
The children gasp!
The women say "Oh, but you know that that doesn't even compare to the pain of childbirth"!
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>>39428512
The Knight gets up a shakes his fist triumphantly.
>"Yes!"
Looks like he's warmin up to you even more!
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>>39427683
>>39427779
>>39428206
OH SHIT
BUT YOURE NOT DONE

Continuing from the punch, you smash into him repeatedly, the force of your blows keeping him airborne! the audience is going fucking loco!

YOU'VE TURNED THIS AROUND!
>WHAT DO?
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>>39428512
Were the fucking Devil
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>>39428555
Infinite Combo

Don't let him touch the ground
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>>39428555
Keep building that super bar! We need to pull him into an unblockable string and then use our Level 3 super!
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>>39428555
Switch your fighting style up mid fight, It'll throw his defense off.
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>>39428555
GRAB LEGS
SPIN AROUND
THROW INTO SPECTATORS LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES
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>>39428555

V ┘ >

HADOUKEN
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>>39428555
infinite combo
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>>39428555
^^vv<><>ABABSTART
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>>39428652
>getting the konami code wrong
It's up up down down left right left right B A start, not up up down down left right left right A B A B start.
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>>39428725
lol nerd
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>>39428596
This.

>>39428555
And don't lose the hat, it's the source of our power!
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>>39428725
shit.
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>>39428555
Take him for a LAST RIDE
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>>39428596
WITH EACH ATTACK, YOUR MANIC GRIN BUILDS. AS DOES YOUR POWER.

YOU PULL BACK ONE MORE TIME, EYES GONE MAD WITH BLOODLUST
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>>39429039
And look at that
Someones /SPECIAL/ meter just hit full.

Tell me, brave, stupid, murderous Brad.

>WHAT IS YOUR SPECIAL?
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>>39429057
Punch him into the atmosphere leap to follow him up, full orbital drop powerbomb.
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>>39429057
GOURMET LUNCH: Your enemy now looks like a five course meal and nothing can stop you from digging in.
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>>39429057
pretty much https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsUCRcK7QYc
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>>39429057

Dick fart
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>>39429057
a punch that causes explosive diarrhea
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>>39429057
>>39429083
This was actually somewhat close to what I was going to suggest, only instead of following up with an orbital powerbomb, it would cut to a gigantic meteor sculpted into a likeness of ourselves crashing into him in a devastating celestial body press like some sort of inane wrestling JRPG attack cutscene.
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>>39429057
I back >>39429150
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>>39429057
Summon Rockdar, lord of all metal. Call him down from his mighty heaven throne and unleash a thousand furies upon this poor soul. May Rockdar have mercy on us all.
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>>39429178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFfHXRdvauM
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>>39429207
This.
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I want it to somehow involve Gartendo, but I can't think of anything.
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>>39429083
I support how BRUTAL this is. And drag the little knight along for the ride.
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>>39429057
Toss the orc up into the air like a pizza crust, then perform a flying uppercut.
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>>39429286
We'll probably be going to jail for stealing the pizza cutter. We might see him there.
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FUCK THIS HYDROCODONE IS DOING A NUMBER ON ME

GIMMIE A BIT FOR THIS ONE
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>>39429083
FUCK YEAH THAT'S WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT!
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>>39429057
UNLIMITED PIZZA CUTTER WORKS
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>>39429445
I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL. I WAS ON THAT FOR A FEW WEEKS AFTER MY APPENDECTOMY.
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>>39429445
>Hydrocodone

Oh shit son yeaaaaah

I've been there. Valley fever. I was too fucked up to do anything but watch NCIS
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>>39429471
>unlimited blade works
>posts gate of babylon
U wot?
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>>39429471
got to be the level 4 limit break pizza omnicutter
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>>39429641
...I don't actually know anything about what it's from. I just know it involves summoning lotsa swords.

the pic was the coolest looking sword-summoning-thing from Google.
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>>39429995
Ah, well here's unlimited blade works for reference.
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>>39429083
With all your power packed into your fish, you throw yourself at Gnurknok! Strange blue energy crackles around your knuckles as you sail toward him!
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>>39430682
WHEN DID WE GET A FISH?!!?
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>>39430682
You launch from the ground and shoot your fist into his chin, rocketing him toward the sky! The audience barely has time to gasp it happens so fast!
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>>39430705
heheh oops

>>39430713
Through some strange Barbarian combo power, you shoot up into the air next to him as he reaches his maximum height and floats for a moment.
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>>39430739
PILE DRIVER!
PILE DRIVER!
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>>39430739
THEN YOU GO ABSOLUTELY BARBARIC ON HIM
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>>39430757
HE ROCKETS BACK DOWN TO EARTH, BURNING LIKE A SHOOTING STAR!
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>>39430778
AND LANDS SO HARD HE CAUSES A CRATER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ARENA
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>>39430791
So there he lies, broken and bloodied.
This is a man who just took the full force of your special.
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>>39430817
>>39429150
My god.

>WHAT DO YOU DO NOW?
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>>39430834
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
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>>39430834
Finish him.
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>>39430846
IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE?
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>>39430834
Falling Elbow of doom. FINISH HIM!
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>>39430834

Ask the crowd "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?" And get ready for the inevitable "No-Sell" this chump's about to pull.
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>>39430834
Rockdar demands sacrifice
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>>39430834
Rip his head off wear it as a hat!
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>>39430834
Help him up, this guy is pretty badass if he lived through that.
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>>39430834
Well fought orcbro. Are you, uh, all right?
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>>39430834
still need to land the end hit of our combo which utilizes the hidden italian monks secret pizza cutter 8 slice technique.
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>>39430834
Figure out how to get down. Ride a cloud like it's a majestic chariot or we're Sun Wukong doing somersaults or whatever.
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>>39430834
Give him the warrior's death.
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>>39430886
>>39430906

Based on this place's mythos, he's probably going to Valhalla.
A glorious finale is the best way we can end this, for both of us.
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>>39431123
What mythos?
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>>39431168
Glorious barbarian fighting and Northern European influence?
Valhalla seems like the sort of afterlife associated with this place, if there is one.
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>>39431205
nah dude this is bradbarians and N. europeans influence so it's going to be Bradhalla
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You fall to the ground and land with a smash!

You've gotten pretty impressive, bub. Way to go.
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>>39430906
>>39430886
You go over to Gnurknok, who is coughing up blood.

>"T-tell my brother.... *COUGH HACK*
I'm sorry I couldn't... *COUGH WHEEZE* post bail..."

And with that, he goes limp and dies in your arms.

>WHAT DO?
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>>39431320
I just thought of something-
You think our eternal rival will be a douchebag named Chad?
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>>39431381
Shed a single manly tear. "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!"
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>>39431381

Say this:

>WHERE IS HIS BROTHER?

>I MUST TELL HIM COUGH HACK I'M SORRY I COULDN'T COUGH WHEEZ POST BAIL.
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>>39431381
>Close his eyes
>Get paid
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>>39431381
DO NOT WANT!
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>>39431381
Also this >>39431423
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>>39431381
Wow, holy shit.
Honor our rival's death, I guess.
>>39431412
>>39431423
>>39431425
Also this.
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>>39431381
Deliver him to the VALKYRIES so they may take him to VALHALLA.
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>>39431381
he's starting to look appetizing... we must remember this fight with a feast!
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>>39431381
>Brother
>Bail
>Orc

OH SHIT
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>>39431482
Wait a minute, doing an archive crawl.
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>>39431381

We shall find this brother and post his bail.

And then we'll go on another quest to get more money to pay the Arms Merchant.
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>>39431482
Oh shit.
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>>39431482
What?
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>>39431557
>>39431505
what orcs do we know that have been put in jail recently?
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>>39431505
Nope.
Not for this quest.
Couldn't find anything indicating that we accidentally screwed his brother over.
Do you remember something I don't?
Or was there a Quest Quest before this with an orc protag?
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>>39431557
his brother my be orc brad
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>>39431584
Gartendo the brad bard had an orc follower.
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>>39431639
Oh no...
>This is the first revelation of an emotion outside of anger or confusion to Brad, the barbarian. Could this be the spark of a change within him?
>Find out soon...
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>>39431584
>Hasn't read the first season of QQ
SHIT NIGGER GO READ IT NOW
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>>39431600
Oh, shit.

I should probably finish the saga of gartendo.
I kinda missed everything after leech brad's unfortunate end.
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>>39431800
Do so.
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>>39431412
You shake your first toward the cheering audience, cursing them and the cruel fates of war as the trumpets sound and the confetti falls!
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>>39431961
>"Well, it looks like we have a new champion! Brad the Barbarian gets the crown this year! Way to go, you crazy thing! You also can collect the prize money! Thats right! 50 gold!"

50 GOLD?! HOLY SHIT. You could buy a horse with one gold! A nice house with 10! Thats a lot of skrilla!

>What do you do, champion?
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>>39432017
shouldnt we pay for the pizza cutter?
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>>39432029
No

>>39432017
Lets go post bail for that one guy. Then we can go party!
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>>39432017
Ask about the orc's brother, pay the weapon vendor and then post orc brother's bail. also pizza shield deserves a gold or two.
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>>39432017
actually we're a bradbarian. now let's go drown in beer and pussy in the classiest whore house in the city.
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>>39432017
Ask about orcbro's bro and bail him.
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>>39432054
This, please.
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>>39432017
Bail out orcbro, pay for pizza cutter, and invest the rest.
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>>39432144
Preferably in low risk stocks and bonds.
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>>39432017
Run out and post bail!

Then watch as Quest Quest ends as the current and former protagonists inevitably collide, creating a chain reaction that could destroy THE ENTIRE QUEST QUEST UNIVERSE!

Or just have Brad punch Gartendo in the facehole.
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>>39432017
Kill the prince.
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>>39432178
But gartendo can control brad.
Which I find amusing.
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>>39432017
>>39432144
seconding, uphold Barbarian Honor, and pay for the stuff.
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>>39432054
>>39432092
You inquire about the brother of Gnurknok. The jailed one. You know.

>"Oh, him? I dunno. I think I heard that a group was arrested over near Old Zigberg and taken to the prison in Dorhaven. I think there was an orc there."

ITS A LEAD! But it looks like you wanna take care of a few things first...
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>>39432954
>>39432054
On your way out, you toss a few gold coins to The Knight, who looks down surprised!

Quite a charitable thing to do for a bloodthirsty maniac. You're pretty surprising.
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>>39432144
>>39432054
>>39432029
And look at that! Turns out you weren't lying when you said you'd pay for it. Now he can pay for a nose job!
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>>39433004
After a days travel west, you arrive in the town of Dorhaven....
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>>39433024
>"Yeah, he's in here."
The prison guard says as he leads you to the cell holding Gnurknok's brother.
Who knows what this guy did. He might be dangerous. Be careful, man.
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>>39433043
>"But be careful of the rest. They're dangerous."
He says as you approach the cell.
As you look inside you see some of the scummiest, hardest, meanest criminals you've ever seen in your life.
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>>39433043
Oh, come on. That's racist. His brother was a stand-up guy, he can't be too bad.
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>>39433073
A stand-up guy who tried to kill us, admittedly.
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>>39433068
My god they're hideous.

[spoilerTHUS ENDS SEASON 2. THANKS GUYS, ITS BEEN A BLAST.[/spoiler]
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>>39433085
Well, in all fairness, we did the same to him.
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>>39433096
>Fail spoiler on the last post

WELL OK FUCK ME THEN
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>>39433096
NOOOOOOOoooooooo...

Come back soon, kay?
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>>39433096
>those tear tattoos

Hilarious.
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>>39433096
Aaaaugh! MY EYES! Why would you do this to me!? Look how deformed and hideous they are!

Thanks for running.
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>>39433119

I choose to disbelieve.
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All aboard the season 3 hype train.
(starring the braddlemage.)
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Where can I find Season 1?
This show is amazing.
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>>39433096
>THE BREAKFAST CLUB.png
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ARCHIVE PLS
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>>39433206
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=quest+quest

Don't pay attention to the first three quests the search catches, as this is sadly the only search that catches all the relevant threads, due to various archive tags that have been used.
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>Episode 1
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37346691/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37363412/
>Episode 2
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37377232/
>Episode 3
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37465789/
>Episode 4
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37533810/
>Episode 5
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37640157/
>Episode 6
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37975556/
>Episode 7
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/38245573/
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>>39433352
>>39433206
for you
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>>39433187
Excuse me, but we'll be a paladin named Francis.
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>>39433312
Ahh shit ignore that link, I just noticed it fails to find the first half of the first episode. Seems there is no single search that can find them all.
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>>39433352
The downside of direct links is, you can't vote through them. You need to do a search or trawls through everything if you want to put in a vote.
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>>39433096
>B'raed's thighs
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>>39433389
Yeah, that's why I asked.
>>39433352
Brofist, based anon.
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Archived!
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>>39433496
if you want to vote on episode 1 part 1, the tag for it is apparently
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=OP%20needs%20a%20name
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>>39433096
Wait, where's Apellomancer Freddie?
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>>39434274
Don't you mean Brad?
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>>39436317

No the actual Freddie we took the staff from in the first place. He should be in that shot too unless they ate him or something.



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