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You watch over the Earthlings training as normal, walking along the line, pointing out holes in defence as they spar, suggesting different ways to attack and defend.

It's been a week, and though you wouldn't tell them it to their faces, they are getting better than you expected. With Bulma's rough prototype power detector delivered, you can estimate that they've already reached the low 1000s. Not spectacular, but they've all but tripled their power before you showed up.

Thankfully, there hasn't been much cause for quarrel with them this far, as the mostly accepted your training now, sparring in the increased gravity of the ships training room.

It's getting later into the year now, and they keep talking about something called 'chriss mass" as the weather on the Lookout grows slowly colder with time.

You glance around, sensing Kami behind you. "Afternoon." You grunt, "Something I can help with?" You ask, signalling for Risel to take over.

The Namekian nods slowly. "Nothing serious, just a forest fire that I would like one of your trainees to deal with."

"A forest fire? Really now?" You ask, "I'm trying to stop the planets obliteration."

Kami nods again, ever stoic, "I'm aware, but it's still my job as the planet's guardian to deal with these things, and I would like to borrow a few of them to help save the animals while I contain the fire."

>Just do it yourself, who cares if a few animals get killed
>Fine, take (Write in)
>I'll help deal with it.
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>>39419852
> Fine, take Gohan and Krillin
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>>39419852
>I'll help deal with it.
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>>39419874
This sounds reasonable
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>>39419852
Let's send those who don't need training. Gohan and Chichi. I'd like to give her another day to rest anyways.
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>>39419852
Goddamn it. Now we have to deal with Turles don't we?

>I'll help deal with it.
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>>39419914
I'm pretty sure this was a time jump of a couple months. She should be fine now.
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>>39419946
>I'm pretty sure this was a time jump of a couple months.

>>39419852
>It's been a week,

Pay attention Anon.
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>>39419946
it literally says its been a week in the first post
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>>39419959
>>39419960
Shit the phrase
>It's getting later into the year now,
Messed me up.
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>>39419852
>>I'll help deal with it.

Can't you just have robots deal with it? You should ask Bulma to make some sometime, or something like that. Seems terribly infective to have people go to where fire is, instead of having local firefighters deal with it.
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>>39419852
>With Bulma's rough prototype power detector delivered,

Let Kami take whoever he wants for the day, we need to go see Bulma.

We should give her a sample of our comms tech and ask her to develop a jammer for it.

We already got bitten once when someone listened in on unsecured scouters.

If Bulma can block all transmissions after they arrive, it will prevent them calling for back up, stop them operating their ships by remote, and prevent anyone else in the PTO overhearing something we don't want them to.
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>>39419985
>You should ask Bulma to make some sometime

I wonder if she could make some of those blue knock off Saibermen. They weren't all in the base when it exploded. Hell, we left a dozen of them scattered around Roshis island.

Being able to grow squads of reasonable powerful, disposable minions would be useful as fuck.

Failing that, when Nappa and Vegie get here, we are so mugging them and handing the Saibermen over to Bulma to replicate.
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>>39419994
Good idea about jammier.
>>39420011
Also a good idea.

We should visit Bulma after we finish this quest. Can we do this after we put out the fire?
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>>39419852
>I'll help deal with it.
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You tell everyone that Risel will be in charge, before floating over to Kami, "I'll help deal with it. But couldn't you just send a team of fire fighters to do this?"

Kami blinks slowly. "It's a forest, literally hundreds of miles from any civilisation. There aren't exactly fire stations waiting on standby. Now if you'd be so kind as to follow me."

The Namekian lifts off the tower and flies off, leaving a faint trail of white aura behind him. You leap off the edge of the Lookout and take off after him, easily able to keep up with his crawling pace through the sky.

It takes nearly an hour for the Namekian to reach the fire, the smoke curdling up through the air in thick black streams. animals screaming in terror below, deer and squirrels and those enormous lizards you saw earlier streaming out of the woods.

Kami clears his throat, interrupting your observations. "Kabuya. If you'd be so kind as to go down there and help them? My magic will take some time to extinguish all of this."

"Oh, right." You fly down low, expending enough energy to have your aura repel the smoke away from you, the din of terrified animals and the roar of flame filling your ears.

One of those enormous lizards headbutts you out of its way in it's attempt to escape the flames, flaming chunks of wood embedded in it's skin.

>Head deeper into the forest, save the animals further in
>Push the fire back from the edges, keep the one who've already gotten out from panicking and spreading more fire
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>>39420104
>Push the fire back from the edges, keep the one who've already gotten out from panicking and spreading more fire
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>>39420104
>Head deeper into the forest, save the animals further in
It'll be more fun to head into the inferno than actually try to save things rationally.
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>>39420104
>>Head deeper into the forest, save the animals further in
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>>39420104
>>Push the fire back from the edges, keep the one who've already gotten out from panicking and spreading more fire

There is nothing to save inside the inferno. Better to stop/halt the spread. Maybe energy blast a ditch?
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>>39420104
>Push the fire back from the edges, keep the one who've already gotten out from panicking and spreading more fire
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>>39420104
>>Push the fire back from the edges, keep the one who've already gotten out from panicking and spreading more fire
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>>39420104
>That lizard looks kinda cute. Let's go fuck it.
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>>39420271
why...
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You look back and leap into the air, pinning that lizard to the floor, surprisingly weak for its size, ripping the flaming wood out of it's back and tossing it back into the forest, before leaping back into the air, kicking a tree that was about to land on you and a purple blur.

"Time for some containment. Kabuya style." You mutter, gathering energy. "HA!" You pummel the ground around the border of the forest, taking care to not shoot when you see wildlife running through, blasting a ditch into the earth so as to remove fuel for the fire to consume, while also spraying dirt high up, onto the flames. It's slow, draining work, but you circle the entire forest, as the flames slowly die down.

Slowly, the roar of fire and panicked animals dies out, replaced by Kami's chanting overhead, before he lowers himself to the ground.

"There. It's done. Now, hang on for a moment." He steps past you, wheezing as he lifts a fifty foot tree trunk that had been pinning a doe to the ground. "Run along now friends. You're safe now." He chuckles dryly in his throat as a squirrel nestles in his collar, before scampering away.

Even that giant lizard comes up to stoop next to the Namekian, whining in pain. "It's okay. The pain will fade with time. I apologise for not helping sooner is all." He rubs its snout gently, "Run along rexie, you're eggs are waiting." The huge beast lumbers off, as you feel something rub up against your leg.

That same purple blur from before is nuzzling against your side, making almost purring noises as it looks at you. "Oh. It seems you've made friends with a Dragon. One of the non magical variety, but still a rare sight these days." Kami steps over, scratching under its snout. "Little fellow's mother died in the fire."

>He'll live. I'm going to see Bulma
>Write in
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>>39420313
>He'll live. I'm going to see Bulma
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>>39420313
"Are you going to guilt trip me into taking care of it" Then sigh and bring it along
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>>39420313
>Ill dump it on Roshi.
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>maybe Gohan would like a pet
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>>39420313
Pet dragon is a go
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>>39420313
Going to Bulma.
We can dump it on trainees, and see if someone wants to take care of it.
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"Take him back to the lookout with you. I'm sure someone there will look after him. Roshi seems to enjoy the company of animals. And Gohan might like him too."

Kami grunts, patting the dragon on the head, "I take it you're going somewhere else then?"

You shrug, "I have a few things to discuss with Bulma again. Which way is Capsule Corp from here?"

Kami points eastwards, "Just try not to run her too ragged. Smart she may be, but that woman is not a miracle worker. And she can be extremely willfull when pushed too far."

"I'll keep it in mind." The dragon attempts to lick your hand, but you take off vertically, before zooming away to the east. Flying across the wasteland at your own pace is refreshing, plains rolling by underneath you, then mountains capped in snow, then farmland, small humans tilling the fields below, and finally the city. You touch down just after nightfall outside the lab you'd met Bulma in last time. The lights are on, so you knock and enter.

Stepping inside, you find Bulma, slumped over her workbench, sleeping like a log, her hair frazzled. She's shivering slightly in the chill air of the lab, and she keeps sniffing loudly in her sleep.

>Shake her awake.
>Write in
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>>39420313
>>He'll live. I'm going to see Bulma
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>>39420464
>Gently shake her awake, put your tail on her shoulders for warmth
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>>39420464
>find something to drape over her for warmth and chill a bit. She can rest a few hours.
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find a coat or something to rap over her. or better yet a bed or a couch to move her too.
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>>39420518
Second
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>>39420464
Put some coat, or blanket on her.
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Motherly nurturing Kabuya- ACTIVATE!
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>>39420464
>Whisler into her ear, Eyy gurl wan som fug?
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You cast about for something warm to throw over her, spotting a red piece on a nearby chair, with a hat on top of it. "Does she really put her own name on hats?" You question reading the text on top of it. Shrugging, you lay it over her shoulders.

She must feel it wrap around her, as she blinks herself awake, knuckling her eyes, she pushes herself upright, electronic debris sticking to her cheek as she focuses her eyes on you.

"Oh... hey there." She sniffs again, "Sorry. Must've crashed again. I've been really sick, ever since I got back from Wheelo's. Think I got a cold from being up in the tundra, and in only my dress too." She reaches for a tissue, blowing her nose, "Not to mention the winter isn't helping."

She glances down at her desk, "Sorry, right. You probably don't care.... I'm making progress on the scouters. Slowly, coming along, still working on making a transmitter strong enough to broadcast sufficient distances, while still keeping it energy efficient. The solar storage battery you guys have in the sample you gave me is decades ahead of what we have on Earth, so I'm doing my best to replicate it."

You lean over the desk with her, staring at the pieces, scattered about in various stages of assembly. You'd thought you were a relatively good hand at electronics, but whatever system Bulma's using escapes you.

>You're doing good work
>I have a new idea, actually....
>Write in
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>>39420678
>You're doing good work. Still ready for that all you can eat?
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>>39420678
>You're doing good work
"Slow down if you need to. Don't need you being sick effecting your work"
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>>39420678
>You're doing good work
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>>39420678
>Write in
"Feeling sick.... maybe I can help. Hold still, I'm going to give you a fever to burn it out. Saiyan medicine at it's finest."

Hold Bulma and dial up our ki aura to make her extremely hot. Seems like the kind of thing a Saiyan would develop. Feeling sick? Stop being a pussy and burn the sickness out!

After that-
>You're doing good work, but I have a new idea....
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>>39420702
Second
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>>39420678
>>You're doing good work

Mention jammer, and Saibermen, but put it on back burner.

Ask her why she has no workers/robots doing things for her?
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>>39420678
>>You're doing good work
>...thanks for doing all this. It's great, and honnestly I'd kill for half of my trainees to have your drive.

>On the other hand, now, you're sick. So, you stop working, you go rest, and you let your body recover. No, it's not negociable.
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You collapse into a seat next to her, "You're doing good work Bulma. I just wish half my trainees had your drive. Just don't push yourself too hard, okay? Don't want you getting even sicker. Slow down and relax a little. Alright?"

Bulma's eyes drift downwards, "Yeah, not to mention its been scaring away my dates."

You raise an eyebrow at that, "You've... been going on dates?"

She nods, shrugging, "Well, yeah. I kicked Yamcha out for being... well, Yamcha. So now I'm on the prowl. Buuuut most are scared off when you show up leaking from the nose and sneezing on them when you try to kiss or whatever."

You chew the inside of your cheek for a moment, running your tongue against the inside of your canine teeth.

>Can that wait til you're done?
>Write in
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>>39420911
>Write-in
"You know, some of Freeza's men, who aren't real good at ki manipulation because of their species, get equipped with these blasters that can draw the ki out of them and weaponize it...I don't know if (Teito or Risel, don't remember which one is the grease monkey(kek)) knows how they work...but I think it might be a fun side-project for you, if you get tired of this one."
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>>39420911
>"But you already gave me food, That means we're a couple already" Wait a few seconds then burst out laughing
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>>39420911
>so what are the men like or into on this planet? Besides te old perv I don't know much about human standard of looking for mates. Think of it as a cultural comparison with Saiyan standard.
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>>39420972
>>39420967
Either of these
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>>39420911

>"Ha! They're idiots and cowards. Wasting the opportunity of dating a lady like you is simply revolting. They should be thankful you breath the same air than them."
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>>39420972
Pffft second
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>>39420911
>>39420972
seconding
Make something up about Saiyan courting rituls involving sharing of food.
She knows Goku, she'd believe it instantly.
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>>39420972
>>39421026
YES.
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>>39421026
Oh kais yes please! Please do it ha damn butt tickler!
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>>39421026

Nah, it's 100% true, though a little different from human couple.


You see, Saiyan lords start the relationship with their vassals by giving them all the food they can eat. It then becomes a pact of protection and obediance and shared services, which include steamy hot monkey sex
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>>39420972
>>"Ha! They're idiots and cowards. Wasting the opportunity of dating a lady like you is simply revolting. They should be thankful you breath the same air than them."

besides

>"But you already gave me food, That means we're a couple already" Wait a few seconds then burst out laughing
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>That feeling when everyone joins you in trolling Bulma
Tis a good feeling!
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>>39421125
I dunno, especially if Chuckles saw the Abridged History of Trunks, Bulma might just go with it.
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>>39420972
>>39420911

3rding or 4thing trolling Bulma
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>>39421125

>trolling

anon, it's called flirting.

Though, according to romcom, it's basically the same thing
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>>39421144
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>>39420972
This, definitely. But then >>39420967 so we can move on from the awkwardness
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>>39421125
>trolling
Realistically she is better genetic material than every single male we have met sofar.
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>>39421144

We do like to work out, but are we "not to tall" and have black hair?
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>>39421165
Clearly, and the, well, incompatibility can be circumvented with SCIENCE.
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You tilt your head, "But... you already offered me food? That means we're a couple." Bulma's eyebrows shoot up, as she spins her chair around. "Yeah, Saiyan courting involves the exchange of food."

"Wait what? I don't know how it works on your planet but-" She slaps her forehead, "Oh god, that explains so much about Goku's wedding..." She spreads her fingers, "He thought marriage was something to eat, so he said he wanted marriage from Chichi..." She drops her hand, again, sniffing her nose again, drawing her jacket around her closer, "But look- I- I didn't mean it like that! It was just an offer is all and-"

You can't help it anymore, you burst out laughing, slapping your knee, rocking back and forth. "Relax Bulma."

Bulma rolls her eyes, "Oh, a joke. Right, sorry but how the hell was I supposed to know? The only experience I've had with your race was a kid who was dropped on his head and eats anything you put in front of him."

>Sorry to bother you, get some rest.
>Write in
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>>39421209

>>39420967 this


Then >>Sorry to bother you, get some rest.
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>>39421209
>And that makes it all the more fun!
>Sorry to bother you, get some rest.
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>>39421230
Second.
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>>39421209
Either
"what's hell and what's a god?
or
"who said it was a joke?"
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>>39421209
>"It's not actually that far from the truth, We saiyans just really like our food."
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>>39421209
Sorry for yanking your tail, discuss science(all the suggestions! Let her chose focus.), then tell her to get some rest. Maybe Kami can heal her if we can't do that. Do we have any methods/alien medicine/other to do that? Fill her up with Ki for immune system boost?
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>>39421266
I REALLY want to go aboard with "who said it was a joke?" but she was already freaking out about it. So it's best not to press it.

I guess I could add "I mean, you've been having trouble with these human men... I'd be willing if you want to try something else for a change."
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>>39421276
Second
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>>39421209
>Write in
"The look on your face.... I'm not against going on a date with you, but no, we're not married or anything just because you offered me food. But keep going in that direction and we'll see.

Now, you need to get some rest. You'll be no good to anyone of you kill yourself."

Talk with her for a bit. Tell her about our jammer and Saibermen ideas, general chit chat. But make sure she knows we don't mean right now. We've got a few months before they get here. Make sure she's settled down and resting properly.
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>>39421364
This!
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>>39421209

Seconding >>39421276

+

>>Sorry to bother you, get some rest.

>Unless you prefer me to stay, that it.
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>>39421276
This
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>>39421209
>>39421364
Seconded.

When does she make us tech things that improve our power?
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>>39421209
>>39421276
>>39421364
Supporting, just make sure to not stay too long so she actually gets some rest.
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>>39421364
Fourthing
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You crack a grin at that. "The look on your face was priceless..... Not that I'm entirely opposed to the idea. But we're not married if that's what your worried about." You stretch out a little, as Bulma blows her nose again, burying her face in a tissue. "Well listen, if you get to burned out on one project, I have a few.... fallback ideas you could try?"

Bulma knuckles her eyes, covering a yawn with her fist, "Sure, I'll hear them out, I guess. Just no making evil death machines. Family policy."

You place the fake Saibamen robots further down your mental list, marked as bring up later, "Well, if you could make a jammer that also interferes with communication between scouters, that could help a lot. It'd stop our enemies from communicating."

Bulma nods, "Well... yeah, but it'd aslo invalidate the scouters too. Not to mention if I wanted to block all channels they could operate on, I'd have to probably black out communications on the whole planet."

"Is that a big deal?" You ask.

"Kinda, yeah." Bulma nods. "Not to mention the massive amount of power it would take to run something like that. But a single frequency jammer could be avoided just by altering their signals.... I dunno, I'll think about it."

You grunt, "Hmm. And these Senzu beans I've heard about, would there be some way you could mass produce them for me?"

Bulma shrugs, "You'd have to talk to Korin, but I think someone mentioned that they only grow in the magic dirt he has on his tower? Or something like that." Bulma looks upwards, out a window, "Oh! It's started snowing." She shrugs her jacket closer about her and stands heading for the door.

You follow her out into the garden, the snow falling silently around you, as Bulma sighs, catching snow on her tongue "Isn't it beautiful this time of year? Do they even have Christmas on your planet?"

Ohhhh, Christmas. Now you remember. That fat bastard Santa never visited Vegeta, thought he was too good for us....

>You should get inside Bulma
>Write in
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>>39421540
>You should get inside Bulma

Commas are important, Chuckles.
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>>39421540
>Grumble something about the fat bastard never visiting Vegeta.....
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>>39421540
>snort and say that Santa was a rat bastard that never visited our planet. Help her inside
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>>39421570
shhh

oh god implications
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>>39421570
>>You should get inside Bulma
Well that would get her warm
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>>39421540
"All we had was Freeza day"
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>>39421540
>>You should get inside, Bulma
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>>39421573
>>39421595
Second
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>>39421540
>You should get inside Bulma

Santa and King Vegeta had irreconcilable differences.

But enough of that, you need some rest.
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>>39421573
>This
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>>39421540
>You should get inside Bulma

If that isn't lewds we should probably princess carry her back inside to her bed. While

>Grumble something about the fat bastard never visiting Vegeta.....
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>>39421606
This
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>>39421540
>You should get inside Bulma

Chuckles has spoken. Hug her for warmth, and see how it goes from there.

Also chuckles, can we cure cold by channeling ki?
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>>39421573
>>39421595
>"...... miserable bastard never came back, just because we tried to shoot him down once or twice .... we just wanted the magic bag full of food."
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>>39421573
Second
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>>39421540
What, you mean Frieza day?
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Guys the first rule of saiyan quest is no cannon lewds.
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>>39421540
>>You should get inside Bulma

>Gently put our tail on her shoulders to keep her warm
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>>39421719
Don't wory we are unlikely to get lewd with any cannons.
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>>39421719
No it's not. It's that they appear in pastebins instead of the threads.
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>>39421719
What about cute?
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>>39421719

>no cannon lewds

B-but check out this backside! We're only flesh and blood, anon.
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Luckily, I'm sure half-saiyan science babies count for purposes of SSJG. Apparently fetuses automatically have righteous hearts.
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>>39421719
We've already got a cannon lewd. Most of us said something along the lines of: Lewds are fine in pastebins so they don't derail the quest.
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"Fat bastard got pissy with us and never came to Planet Vegeta. Legends persisted of his magic bag of infinite food..... Instead all we had was Freiza Day." You grumble, crossing your bare arms and shivering slightly. "But you should get inside Bulma." She nods and heads towards the larger domelike building.

"What happened on Freiza day?" Bulma questions, sliding the door open.

"He blew our planet up the last one." You grunt, "One before that he literally decimated us. One in ten killed. Not pretty."

Bulma winces, "Oh.... sorry." She shivers again, stepping into the house, closer to a lit fire, blowing her nose once more. "Well, are you going or...." Bulmas' father walks past, drinking something creamy.

"Fresh eggnog sweety, first of the season. Drink up. Now if you'll excuse me your mother said something about me finetuning her plumbing."

"Dad! Dear god!" She shakes her head as walks upstairs. "Sorry about him. He said he aimed his gun at you first time he saw you as well."

"He did. I broke it." You shrug.

Bulma shivers once more, a hand on the door,

>Yeah goodnight
>Write in
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>>39421719
Flirting isn't lewds.
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>>39421963
>>Yeah goodnight
But with a smile!
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>>39421963
>Sooo...What's this "Eggnog"?
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>>39421994
>This.
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>>39421994
Second
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>>39421963
>Sooo...What's this "Eggnog"?

Get in the door! Drink Eggs nog! Share stories!
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>>39421994
>this
Leaving now would shame our saiyan ancestors.
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>>39421963

>Want me to stay a bit?

>Those guys at Kami's place are probably happy to not have me around to force them to work out, anyway. Let's say it's my christmas gift to them.
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>>39421813
Huh, SSJG just blew the Judeo Christian big man away. Fetuses didn't have righteous hearts at Sodom & Grommora
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>>39422091

The alternative is that righteousness is genetic, and thus the unborn Pan as the child of Gohan and Videl is like, 200% righteous.
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>>39421963
Ask her why she does not hire help help, and outsource stuff.

Like seriously get Dr. Slump up in this, or some of the other doctors, that work on high tech robotics, that work in horrible conditions, and are just waiting for better job opportunities.
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>>39422208
Man why is Videl so perfect?
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>>39422293
Because she acted like a Saiyan even while limited by her frail human genetics.
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"Soooo... what's this 'Eggnog' of yours?" You ask.

Bulma beckons you inside, "Oh. It's like a seasonal thing. We drink it around christmas. It's like... milk, mixed with eggs and rum. We also put nutmeg on top. It's alright. Come in and I'll whip some up."

You step in out of the snow, the fire warming the room as Bulma shuts the door behind you, ushering you into a small kitchen. "This is the minor kitchen, for when we want to get something for ourself."

She pours one out into a glass and slides it across to you. "Here. Just as long as that isn't like.... a wedding ring or something to you. Cultural exchange."

You gulp it down in one draught, its thick and absurdly sweet, the rum doesn't help either, you never cared for the stuff. You set it down, smacking your chops. "How was it?"

"Not... my cup of tea." You manage, licking the thick residue off your teeth.

"Yeah... Goku never liked it either." She shrugs, "Oh well." She glances out the window, as the snow starts pouring down thicker outside. "Man, visibilities getting low out there, huh?" Even the fire in the hearth is doing little to heat the room, until Bulma pulls a wooden barrier across the doorway. "Oh! Yeah, you wanted to go... didn't you?"

She tugs the barrier halfway open, offering enough space for you to squeeze out through.

>Write in

>Write in
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>>39422339
"Thank you for your hospitality."

Head back to the lookout
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>>39422339
This is why we should have warmed her with Ki.

>Perhaps I should stay, I wouldn't want to get lost in the storm..

This is like the inverse of baby it's cold outside.
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>>39422339

>Do you want me to stay?
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>>39422375
Second
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>well the weather outside is getting frightful but the fire is rather delightful. Why not relax for a bit. Maybe learn more about what Goku was like
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>>39422339
"I think I might just wait. If I accidentally crashed into a building or something it might end badly... for the building."
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>>39422375
This no need to over stay our welcome
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>>39422400
> Saying Goku instead of Kakarot
Don't let this planet get to you, anon.
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>>39422489
she has been refering to him as goku so no need to confuse her.
and it would be itneresting to learn how a sayian grew up so....peacful.
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You make a face, staring out at the snow, "Maybe not. I wouldn't want to crash into a building or something on the way back." Bulma nods, pulling it shut, "Besides, we can talk about something more fun than work for once."

Bulma raises an eyebrow, "Yeah? Like what?" She asks, throwing herself onto a couch by the fire, curling her legs up under her.

>Tell me about Kakarot/Goku
>Tell me about yourself
>Write in
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>>39422567

Brain damage.
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>>39422589
>Tell me about Kakarot/Goku

Learn the entire plot of Dragonball
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>>39422589
>Tell me about yourself
>Share stories

That one time we fought one planet for reasons.

That one she was adventuring for dragon balls..
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>>39422589
>The world in general
"Someone like you must have seen alot here. Tell me about it."
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>>39422589
>Tell me about Kakarot/Goku
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>>39422589
>Tell me about yourself
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>>39422589
>Tell me about Kakarot/Goku
Guys why try to fuck bulma when chi chi is way better
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>>39422589

>Tell her the story of that time we tricked our examinator into giving us better grade. Turns out they don't verify if it's real blood before giving the "made a superior opponent bleed" bonus points.
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>>39422589
>Tell me about yourself
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>>39422660
She's married dude.
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>>39422589
>Tell me about yourself
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>>39422660
She's married, and why not both?
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>>39422691
She WAS married.

'Till death do you part' and all that.

Bulma is still best girl though.
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>>39422714

We're going to raise him from the dead though.

>>39422714

>Bulma is still best girl though.

What about our girls? Who can become the same person temporarily.
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>>39422752
Risel a best. But they don't seem to be interested. At all.
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>>39422752
Best HUMAN girl. I thought it was implied.
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>>39422752
You don't fuck your daughters
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>>39422752
>What about our girls? Who can become the same person temporarily.

They're best prized-students-underlings. Bulma is best lord-who-provide-food
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>>39422791
We already did. In that pastebin by Chuckles.
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>>39422791

Anon, I have bad news...
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>>39422791
We already did though, bit late there.
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>>39422791
http://pastebin.com/99sc4dZH
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You sit on the far end of the couch, "Tell me about yourself Bulma. You must have some interesting stories."

She stares up at the roof for a moment, thinking. "Well... when I was sixteen I went on a planet wide journey to get the perfect boyfriend." She scratches her, a small smile crossing her face, "That was how I met Goku. He was this freaky little runt of a kid with a magic stick and tail- Sorry- And he was living out in the mountain on his own. Didn't even know what a girl was, even though he was twelve."

You snort a little at that. "And how did he react to you?"

Bulma rolls her eyes, "He looked at my butt to see if I had a tail, then when I was sleeping, he took my underwear off to have a look." You raise your eyebrows at that, "No, nothing like that. He was just... curious. Like a little kid is all." A frown crosses her face, "Even if that did end up making me flash Roshi! That dirty old creep!"

"So you met Goku... then what?" You prompt her to continue.

"Oh... you know, the usual. Stopping some demented emperor from summoning the dragon, I met Yamcha... and had a huge crush on him for years... helped topple an evil army that wanted to take over the earth. Mostly it just ended up with me watching Goku, Krillin and Yamcha dealing with things. But damn those idiots if they aren't effective." She trails off, shaking her head. "Shockingly, Yamchas' the only one of them who hasn't died. Yet." She lets out a long sigh, "I miss Goku.... I won't lie.... there was a while, once he had his growth spurt where..." She shakes her head, "But he met Chichi, and they hit off so well. So it's fine. Plus, this way I don't have to live in the woods with him."

"He lives in the woods?" You ask.

"Yeah, his grandpa's old- well, adopted grandpa, I guess now- old house. Not a bad place, but it's in the middle of nowhere." Bulma's eyes reflect the firelight as she stares into it, before looking over to you. "Heh, sorry, I blathered. You must want to say something?"

>Write in
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>>39422945
>Tell her stories of our adventures on planet Vegeta
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I hope girls and Z-warriors are having fun with Turles right now.
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>>39422945
>No it's cool.
But then seriously
>Regale her with tails of planet Vegeta!

She'll either be horrified or feel sorry for us.
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>>39422993
What's a turles?

Also pretty sure Kami could and would psychic contact us if shit was going down.
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>>39422945
>Tell her stories of our adventures on planet Vegeta
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>>39422945

>It's fine

>Tell her the story of that time we tricked our examinator into giving us better grade. Turns out they don't verify if it's real blood before giving the "made a superior opponent bleed" bonus points.
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>>39422993
Turles wasn't meant to show up until after the Namek Saga.... Unless Chuckles is screwing with the time line again.
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>>39423069
He's thinking that snow means end of the world.
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>>39423069
turles is non canon, all we know is that he showed up when goku had the spirit bomb
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>>39423103
Goku went SSJ so that means post Namek.
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>>39423128
not against turles, he only had kaioken

he had a Fake super saiyan against lord slug, but that was still pre namek post raditz
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>>39423156

Didn't Lord Slug arrive at Christmass, or just before?
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>>39423194

No, Lord Slug arrived at a different season, he just had a terraforming device which made everything all cold by fucking up the atmosphere.
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"It's fine. I guess it's my turn for story time." You can feel the eggnog swish about in your gut, spreading warmth as it moves. Ah, now you get it. "Cultural exchange, right? So on Planet Vegeta, growing up, I spent eight months learning how to fix every part of a faster than light engine, given the right tools.... of course, they never taught us how to make an engine ignition core, because those things were dirt cheap and you could pick them anywhere, but thats besides the point." Bulma smiles apologetically at that. "Anyways, when I was..... maybe eleven? This upstart little shit of an elite's kid decided I was going to his property when we were adults, because his fathers power level was 12,000 and that meant he was going to be strong as well." You crack your knuckles, "The teachers had to pull me off of him. I got slapped around the surface of the planet because the rule was no murder during recess."

Bulma frowns, "Jeez. That's.... rough. Hard to believe Goku's one of you guys. Guy wouldn't hurt a fly unless he wanted to eat it."

You shrug that off, "And there was this time when I was seven, where we learning about the war we had to claim Planet Vegeta, where the King himself actually visited our class, and let us all hit him in the face to see who was strongest, and I came in third place! Not bad, huh?"

"Annnnd you miss that stuff?" Bulma asks, "Your fondest memories are of getting beaten as a kid and punching your king in the face?"

>Well... yeah!
>Write in
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>>39423270
>Well... yeah!
>I really do miss that place sometimes....
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>>39423270
>Well... yeah!
>It was great, and if it wouldn't have been that way, I wouldn't have been strong enough to survive this long.
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>>39423270
>Well... yeah!

"I got to punch the King in the face and came in third place! How great is that?"
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>>39423270
>>Well... yeah!
>Weakness was a luxury no one could afford on my homeworld.
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>>39423270
"Well yeah"
Where they cut of your ear if they don't like your face. It's barbaric but hey it's home
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>>39423270
>Well... yeah!
I want to say something else but... I don't think Kabu would.
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>>39423270
Well yeah.
But would we give up the girls to have it back? Certainly not
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>>39423481
That's a given anon. If destroying this planet would save them we'd do it without a second thought.
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>>39423270
>Well... yeah!
"Your planet has weird child cyborgs who attack those with a health appetite, crazed scientists trying to achieve immortality, like that Wheelo, the dragon balls, Sensu beans, and Mr. Popo.

If most animals on this planet were as strong as those on Vegeta, it would truly be the perfect place to live."
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"Well... yeah! It was great, I got to punch the KING in the face, it was great." You shoot her a smirk, but Bulma rolls her eyes.

"I guess you aren't exactly unlike Goku, huh?" You shrug taking it in stride, as Bulma stretches out across the couch, "It's getting late." She mentions, eyelids drooping. "Should we call it a night?"

You shrug, "The fire's still toasty..."

Bulma blinks a few times, rolling off the couch. "I think I'll go to bed. My door's the third one upstairs on the right- If you have any questions that is- I mean if you're looking for something. In the house." She puts a hand to her face, "You know what I mean?" She unzips her jacket and tosses it on the couch, climbing the stairs slowly.

You stare into the crackling embers for a moment, reminiscing on your youth for a while longer, the rocky plains of Planet Vegeta playing across your mind, before you

>Curl up on the couch and sleep
>I mean.... the pantry here must be loaded!
>Write in
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>>39423526
>>I mean.... the pantry here must be loaded!

Anything else is OOC.
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>>39423526
>I mean the pantry here has gotta be stocked. Make some saiyan health good thingy to help bulma.
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>>39423526
>>39423552
I'll second this so long as it tastes good.
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>>39423552
Oh god yes....We're going to make an abomination.SECOND!
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>>39423526
>I mean.... the pantry here must be loaded!
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>>39423526
>>39423552
Yes, just like our grandmother used to make.
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>>39423526
>My door's the third one upstairs on the right- If you have any questions that is- I mean if you're looking for something. In the house.

Signals have been given! But......
>I mean.... the pantry here must be loaded!

Pantry first, then Bulmas room!
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>>39423594
Well clearly that's where we supposed to sleep. I mean it's a bed. That's what they're for.
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>>39423593
Yeah, we always hated our grandmother.
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>>39423613

Why would we hate granny?

She routinely tried to poison us so our Power Level would get higher when we got better.
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get something from the pantry and then go taco tasting
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>>39421719
>"Take my Kabuya Kannon, bitch!"
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You rub your chin. If Bulma was able to freely offer an all you can eat meal, then the pantry here must be loaded!

Cackling to yourself, you jump up, striding back to kitchen and testing all the cupboards, before spotting a door. "And what's behind you?" You question it, yanking it open.

For a moment, you could swear you'd gone to heaven, as you stare into the room beyond. Rows and rows of cuts of meat hanging from hooks, crates of vegetables, just about any ingredient you could imagine.

"Is this what Christmas is?" You ask yourself, wiping a tear of joy from your eye, striding in.

You decide to make a Saiyan classic, from your mothers' mother' recipe, only without the Truffle hearts. Doubt you'll find many of those on this planet. You heft half of a sheep over one shoulder, gathering together ingridients for Saiyan Surprise. A few leeks, a couple of turnips, some carrots, few potatoes, salt, pepper, more salt, stock, salt, peas and onions. And garlic salt.

You slice it all up, before dumping it all in a pot drown it in water and stock, passing time as it cooks trying to think up new training regimens, or if you can corner Santa and make him give you and the girls a present this year.

Whistling to yourself, you check the stew, finding all the ingridients cooked just right. You dip your arm in the boiling hot mix and swirl it around as fast as you can, blending everything together into a thick gloopy soup.

You lift the pot to your lips to taste. "Just like home." You gasp, wiping your mouth. "Delicious and nutritious."

>Wake Bulma up, she has to try some
>Write in
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>>39423816
>Wake Bulma up, she has to try some
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>>39423816
>Wake Bulma up, she has to try some
Remember to save some for the girls, they love this stuff.
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>>39423816
>>Wake Bulma up, she has to try some

When this is all over we're going to have to thank her for the christmas. It was fantastic.
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>>39423816
>wake up Bulma
This probably took two hours to boil down
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>>39423816
>Wake Bulma up, she has to try some
Don't forget to put on an apron, eating Saiyan Surprise can get messy.
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>>39423816
>>Wake Bulma up, she has to try some
>Don't forget to put on an apron, eating Saiyan Surprise can get messy.
[naked apron]
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>>39423816
>Wake Bulma up, she has to try some
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>>39423816
>Strip off armour so we're in our skintights.
>Wake Bulma up, she has to try some
>Make offering of fine Saiyan cuisine.
>Expect her to swoon and be putty in our hands.
>Be utterly confused when she smells it and pukes on the bed.
>Mope out of the door realising the mood is thoroughly ruined.
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>>39423856
>>39423883
Supporting this.
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>>39423816
We have to save some for the girls but wake bulma up
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>>39423816
>Wake Bulma up. She has to try some of this. Besides good for you increases power level by 100 at least!
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>>39423971
We make new batch for girls.
One batch is not enough for 3 sayans dude.
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>>39424002

>Bulma jumps to PL 105 becomes ACTION SCIENTIST
>Still insignificant compared to everybody else
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>>39424002
>Besides good for you increases power level by 100 at least!
>Increases PL in Saiyans because of Zenkai.
>It almost kills them.
>To Humans it's basically just rat poison.
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>>39423923
Beyond being a bit too salty or spicy, that won't happen. And considering where Bulma regularly Hans out, she's probably used to it.
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>>39424073
Hangs out*, stupid phone.
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You unclip your armour, leaving it by the couch, so you don't spill on it, before returning to the kitchen, "Bulma has to try some of this. She'll be feeling better in no time!" You take the pot and haul it upstairs with some bowls, letting yourself into Bulma's room and shutting the door behind you.

You gently set the pot down, shaking the sleeping woman awake, her wheezing snores interrupted, "Kabuya? Wha..?"

You lift the pot up to where she can see. "Here, I made soup, might help clear your sickness out. Old Saiyan health food."

Bulma stares into the pot. staying wrapped in her blankets as she sits up "And it's not like... raw or anything?" She asks, "I don't want to be racist or anything, but.... I've seen Goku eat raw fish before."

You assure her it's cooked, doling some out into a bowl for her, before taking a seat at the foot of her bed. She tentatively sniffs it, before lifting it to her lips, eyes screwed shut.

She lowers the bowl, swishing it about in her mouth, before swallowing. "It's.... really salty." She comments.

"Yeah, salt doesn't help you guys fight disease? It does for us."

Bulma shakes her head, "Not for headcolds at least. But.... thanks for cooking for me, I guess. Still good to have something warm in my stomach. I hadn't eaten in.... at least twenty hours? Something like that." You take a moment to gape at that. Must have been hell.

Bulma passes her bowl back, to you, as you suck the last of yours down. "But thank you, it was sweet of you to try."

You finish the rest of her bowl as well, before setting them on a table nearby

>Write in
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>>39424102
No problem, Get better Bulma.
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>>39424102
"Well, goodnight."
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>>39424102
>Write in

At least she won't be lacking for electrolytes.

Say good night to her and turn in.
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>>39424073

>Bulma regularly Hans out

>Bulma acts first when cornered
>We're serving her food while wearing a qt apron

p-please be gentle
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>>39424102
>Fall asleep on the end of her bed,
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>>39424102
Finish most of the soup, leaving a little bit to mix with water for tomorrow.
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>>39424170
This please, with a goodnight.
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>>39424102
Eat soup, fall asleep right after eating.
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>>39424170
Second
YOU FOOLS YOU FORGOT THAT KABU SNORES, MUAHAHHAAHAHHA!
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>>39424102

>Goodnight, Bulma
>turn toward the door
>let our so-very-grabbable tail wander around...
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>>39424102
Go find a couch to sleep on.
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>>39424206
oh-OH. Anon is being provocative. I approve.
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>>39424102
"Get yourself some rest, Bulma."
Kiss her on the forehead.

Now it's time to keep watch for that fat bastard in red. Demand to know if he's racist against Saiyans or something.
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>>39424102
>Fall asleep on the end of her bed,

Though I like the idea of a wandering tail.
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>>39424206
>>39424237
>>39424247
Supporting wandering tail.
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You stand, picking the pot up and give her a smile, "Goodnight, Bulma." You turn, swishing your tail back and forth as you start to leave, until you feel a finger tap your upper back.

"Wait." Bulma groans. "I know I'm sick and everything, but you'll catch your death sleeping on the couch once the fire goes out."

"And you're suggesting...?" You smirk, turning back, your tail drooping over her arm casually.

Bulma opens the side of her blankets, "We can sleep back to back, that way you won't catch my germs, and you don't freeze to death in my lounge room." She blinks a few more times, sniffing as she flounders at her tissue box.

>Write in
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>>39424361
>Get her the box, sleep the way we want to sleep.
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>>39424361
>Eh why the hell not
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>>39424361
>take her up on the offer

That's right, slowly worn our way into her heart where we become comfortable
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>>39424361
>Get in the bed. Shuffle around to get comfortable until we're spooning her.
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>>39424361
>"Alright, but I'm warning you, my tail's got a mind of its own."

We're going to be there when Bulma gets preggo with Trunks.
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>>39424361
>Sure.
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>>39424361
Eh why not?
I get sick I'm going to be very unhappy though.

>>39424424
We do not have that sort of tail anon.
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>>39424361
>take her up on the offer

Foolish Bulma Kabu cuddles in her sleep.
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>>39424361
>but you'll catch your death sleeping on the couch once the fire goes out."
Silly Bulma, a mighty Saiyan like Kabuya won't be done in by some cold!

That said
>Smile and get in bed with her, giving a kiss on the cheek and telling her she's very caring
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>>39424361
I`ll be waiting for new pastebin.
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>>39424432
It'd be a threesome with Mr. Vegetable.
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>>39424361
>get in the bed, warmth is good
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>>39424361

>Thank you. Though, since I doubt your germs are mighty enough to defeat a Saiyan, we can try whichever position you want
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>>39424516
Kek'd
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>>39424458
Soon we'll be able to punch a prince in the face.
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>>39424516
This.
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You toss her the box, before clambering in beside her. "Appreciate it Bulma." You whisper, as she claps, the lights turning off of their own accord.

You feel her shrug, her shoulders pressed up against yours, as you wrap your tail around your thigh.

Kais damn, her bed is toasty, her mattress like laying on a cloud. It feels... decidedly unsaiyan to sleep on, but on the other hand... it's really comfortable.

"G'night." You hear Bulma yawn, feeling her legs curl up, brushing against you as she tucks herself into a loose ball.

You pull the blankets up to your neck, snug as an Arlian in it's egg sack. Only.... less gross, and less slime everywhere. Bad metaphor.

>Go to sleep
>Write in
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>>39424555
>Wandering tail Pastebin shenanigans
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>>39424555
>>Go to sleep
Do not try to lewd someone when they are sick.
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>>39424555
>Go to sleep
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>>39424555
>Cuddle
>Sleep.
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>>39424555
>Go to sleep
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>>39424555
>Go to sleep
We are not responsible for what our tail does in the meantime.
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>>39424555
>>>Go to sleep
Use the sleepy tail technique.
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>>39424594
Yep the most powerful of techniques when in bed.
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>>39424555
>Sayian PSTD freeza night terrors inbound
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>>39424555
>Cuddle.
>Let our tail wrap around her.

>Maybe lead to another lewdbin.
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>>39424555
>Turn around
>lower power level as much as possible
>Go to sleep
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well, i wanna make sure this is clear

>let her be
>cuddle
>tail lewdbin
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>>39424698
>Tail Lewdbin
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>>39424698
>tail lewdbin
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>>39424698
>tail lewdbin
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>>39424555
>Cuddle
>Sleep
>Let tail wrap around her but not wander too much
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>>39424727
This
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>>39424698
>cuddle

>>39424727
this works too.
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>>39424698
>tail lewdbin
Very light lewd, though. Don't want to get too active with someone sick.
But sweating a bit is healthy.
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>>39424727
This no lewda
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>>39424698
>>tail lewdbin
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>>39424763
Supporting this. Give her a taste, but not the whole Kabu until she's better.
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>>39424698
>tail lewdbin
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>>39424698
>cuddle
>Let tail wrap around her but not wander too much
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>>39424727
Second
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We all agree we drop the lewd if she even hints at being uncomfortable, right?
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>>39424698
>cuddle

Mild lewdnes. Not even worth a lewdbin. Just some light petting.
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>>39424727
>>39424698
No lewds so this.
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>>39424698
>tail lewdbin

>>39424792
Lewdbin means she's cool with it. Chuckles won
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>>39424779
Yep just a taste. Then she she gets better make her beg for the FULL Kabu special.
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>>39424802
Are you retarded? Chuckles writes lewd bins for this.

AS in a pastebin after the fact so people who don't like lewds don't have to deal with it and those who do get em'. It's a compromise.
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as far as I can tell, its
8 for cuddling
6 for lewdbin?
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>>39424727
This
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>>39424853
Yup
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>>39424853
There is a bunch of not linked secondings, not sure if you count those.
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>>39424853
Looks like it. We just have to make her want it more and more.
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Damn, I'm conflicted. In one hand, it's pretty soon, and she could end up regretting it (especially since we don't know much about each others, and that we're a mass murderer who regularily sleeps with two other girls). On the other hand, Kabu x Bulma lewds and possibly more afterward.
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>>39424853
Seems so. Full-Lewd is better when she's not sick, I'd say.
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>>39424853
Not when she's sick. Cuddle.
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>>39424853
Cuddle times.
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>>39425009
>>39424982
Guys, the vote is already over, he just asks for the count.
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For sake of reference, since this is TFS characters we're dealing with, we're required to shout our signature attack during lewdtimes, right? Vegeta did it, even Mr. Gohan (almost) did it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wUDmA5kbxg
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>>39425020
Sooo half and half?
Some romantic cuddling while our tail gets a bit naughty?
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>>39425067
I was aiming for that anyway, but don't mind aether way.
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You roll over and wrap an arm around her waist, snaking your tail between her legs and wrapping it around her mid thigh gently.

You hear Bulma's breath catch slightly, through her mucus muddled breathing, but she doesn't say anything, simply readjusts herself slightly in the bed, and lets out a slow breath.

"Night Bulma." You whisper, letting your eyes close, drowning out the sound of her wheezing snores, you fall asleep, on this cloudlike mattress.

You awaken to a searing pain, as your tail is yanked around violently, Bulma shifting about in her sleep, until you feel her head resting into the crook of your neck, feel her breath on your collarbone.

Resisting the urge to scream, you groan your pain into the pillow below you biting your cheek, you slip the tail loose, gently massaging it, still feeling the aftershocks of pain still shooting up your spine, before you gently resettle it, slightly higher up her thigh this time.

It takes a while for your heart to calm down, but you do eventually fall back to sleep, woken to the sound of Bulma rolling away from you, clambering out of bed, "Morning." She grunts, pulling some boots on. "Still got another day until Christmas, so back to work I guess."

"I thought yesterday was Christmas?" You grunt, tossing the blankets off.

Bulma shakes her head, "Nnnno. Same day every year. Not like those calendar holidays." She pulls some gloves on and rubs her hands. She peers out the window, "Snow's let up at least. So we're gonna have a nice white Christmas at least."

>"Bulma, take the day off"
>Back to the Lookout
>Write in
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>>39425170
>"Bulma, take the day off"
Get better, you'll burn out at this rate.
>Back to the Lookout
Maybe they'll impress me enough we can come over on Christmas.
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>>39425170
>"Bulma, take the day off"
>How bout you come check up on the dumbasses?
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>>39425170
>"Bulma, take the day off"
>Back to the Lookout
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>>39425170
>"Bulma, take the day off"
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>>39425170
>>"Bulma, take the day off"
Yeah, get well first.

Also, set the all you can eat dinner for the Christmas.

Then off to check up on the trainees.
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>>39425170
>>"Bulma, take the day off"

We should cook some smores on the fireplace, drink some hot cocoa, and smell some etheric oils(for cold).

Also eat a roasted pig(or dinosaur).
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>>39425170
>"Bulma, take the day off"
Get better first, work can wait a few days.

>Back to the Lookout
Our job however, demands our attention. Maggots aren't going to make themselves any less pathetic.
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>"Bulma, take the day off"
"And remember to eat properly, can't keep that clever head of yours going without something to fuel it."
>Back to the Lookout
Time to make sure nobody's been slacking off.
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>>39425170
>Bulma, take the day off. You'll burn yourself out unless you're entirely over this.
>back to the lookout
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>>39425170
>>"Bulma, take the day off"

Dang, we need to fortify this tail if we want the lady to use it.


Also:

>Hug

Nothing big
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You grab her wrist and pull her back down onto the bed, "Bulma, take the day off. You'll burn yourself out unless you're over it completely. And make sure you get something to eat."

Bulma sighs, "Fine. Then I'll go back with you, up to the Lookout. Knowing those idiots, they probably left my prototype out in the open every night. It's not like I can just lie around doing nothing." She picks up a small capsule thing, tucking it in her pocket.

You neglect to mention that you had forgotten to bring it inside at any point as well. Chewing your lip.

>"Bulma, sleep. Seriously.
>"Alright, tag along."
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>>39425398
>"Alright, tag along."

>Carry her. Baby her the whole time.

She's like one of the girls.. except weak and human.
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>>39425398
>"Alright, tag along."
I will knock your ass out if I think you are overdoing though.
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>>39425398
>alright, tag alone,

But no heavy lifting for you!
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>>39425398
>"Alright, tag along."
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>>39425398
>"Alright, tag along."
No sense arguing with her.
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>>39425420
She only needs to get /fit/ to be able to fly. Her power level is 8, while the ability requires 1d10, so I imagine if she focused she could do it even now.
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>>39425398
>>"Bulma, sleep. Seriously


Oh, gods and angels, the face Yamcha will do...
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>>39425420
Supporting this. Maybe not baby her, but definitely carry her to the lookout.
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>>39425398
>"Bulma, sleep. Seriously.
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>>39425440

We could ask her why she never tried to learn that stuff.
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>>39425398
>Alright, tag along.
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>>39425398
>"Alright, tag along."
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>>39425497
And offer her a regimen that would keep her working efficiently with science. Basically, weight-training.
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>>39425398
>"Bulma, sleep. Seriously.
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>>39425497
She can just install android tech.
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You nod, "Fine, tag along. You want me to carry you?"

Bulma chuckles, flashing the capsule at you, "Or I could give you a lift." She cracks the window and tosses the capsule, you hear a large BAMM from outside, as Bulma beckons you to follow her, finding her flying vehicle sitting on the virgin snow.

You take a moment to pull your armour on, before following her outside. Bulma rubs her nose, pulling a scarf on as she beckons to it. "What do ya think? This way you don't have to use energy flying there. Plus it's heated inside."

Can't say no to that. You clamber in and Bulma takes off, flying westwards, across the ocean, powering through the winds towards the Lookout.

Bulma swoops in low over some forests, giving you a grin, "Okay, that there is Korin's tower, right below Kami's. Just so you know." She pulls up, swooping in low over the Lookout, before touching down.

Despite the weather in West City, the Lookout is clean as usual. The tropical looking trees fine and hearty, despite the cold weather.

You jump out befoe Bulma lands, boots clacking as you touch down on the tile. The Earthlings, all clad in warm clothing over their weighted clothes, wave as you land, Risel and Teito approaching you, giving instructions to continue sparring.

As Bulma climbs out of the 'jet' a few of them wave to her, mostly Krillin, Yamcha and Chichi, the woman sparring with her son, swatting his punches aside with ease.

"So... who's the weakest round here nowadays?" Bulma asks, heading towards her prototype, pulling a screwdriver from her pocket. She tightens a few screws, before putting it on scan mode.

She sucks her teeth, rotating it around. "Discounting me.... it's actually not Yamcha? Huh. Would have guessed, well its that guy with the horns. He's about three hundred behind everyone else. Five behind Gohan. Then Chiaotzu's next." She points to Teito, "You're good with mechanical stuff right? Cross power wires over for me once."

(cont)
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Teito ducks down opening a panel, as Bulma reboots the machine, "No lasting damage from the elements, just make sure you keep it inside when it's not in use from now on."

She puts her tools away, looking about. She lets out a slow sigh for a moment. "I would go talk to Krillin. But he's training with Yamcha." She frowns at his name, "And I barely know any of the others. Maybe Chichi... but she's....."

>I think's she calmed down after my training
>Go settle things with Yamcha
>You sure you don't want a few lessons while you're here?
>You relax, I have some lessons to teach
>You know anything about why Gohans' so tough?
>Write in
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>>39425829
>I think's she calmed down after my training
>You sure you don't want a few lessons while you're here?
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>>39425829
>You relax, I have some lessons to teach
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>>39425829
>I think's she calmed down after my training
>You know anything about why Gohans' so tough?
>You relax, I have some lessons to teach
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>>39425829
>>I think's she calmed down after my training
>You sure you don't want a few lessons while you're here?
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>>39425829
>>You sure you don't want a few lessons while you're here?

With bit of a training, you could probably learn to fly. Would do wonders for your health, and life expectancy too.

Plus you could probably learn some magic from Kami, if you ask nicely.
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>>39425829
>You sure you don't want a few lessons while you're here?

Maybe we can clear her sinuses with key or something.
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>>39425829
>I think she's calmed down after my training

Watch, when it's show time against the Saiyans, Chichi will bust out a new version of the armor she wore when she was 12/13
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>>39425829
>I think's she calmed down after my training
>You know anything about why Gohans' so tough?
>You sure you don't want a few lessons while you're here?
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>>39425902
did someone say "muh fetish"
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Guys, remember she is still sick and it's her day off.

>>39425829

>I think's she calmed down after my training
>You relax, I have some lessons to teach
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>>39425829
>I think's she calmed down after my training
>You sure you don't want a few lessons while you're here?
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>>39425829
>You relax, I have some lessons to teach
She's still sick so.
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>>39426094
Just put her in increased gravity x2. Will rise power level, and no excessive training needed.
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>>39425829
>I think's she calmed down after my training
>You sure you don't want a few lessons while you're here?
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>>39425829
>I think's she calmed down after my training
>You know anything about why Gohans' so tough?
>You can relax, I have some lessons to teach, although if you'd like I can give you some equipment to keep your body quite fit, and maybe even teach you how to fly for emergencies.
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>>39425829
Does anyone feel like maybe we should focus on magic a bit more? Since Saiyans are incapable of it, it might be something to take them by surprise.
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Dang, I just remembered Bulma dumped Yamcha because she thought he was too interested in other girls
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>>39426235
I say we should see if Risel can do it.

Though, Chiaotsu's magic failed against Nappa, so it's still a question of power
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>>39426315

Then again, Chiatozu isn't exactly a Professor X or Dr. Fate/Dr. Strange.
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"I think she's calmed down after training with me. Made it perfectly clear I'm not here to steal her kid from her arms." You nudge Bulma in the ribs, "But how about you? Since you're hear, you want to try and learn something simple?"

Bulma shakes her head, "Sorry, I've been ordered to take the day off. All rest for me."

Risel pipes up, "Miss Briefs, if I might suggest? You should at least learn how to fly. It's not that hard to master with us teaching you. And it could save your life. What if your engine failed in midair?"

Bulma shrugs, "I'd use one of the seven backups I have?" She brushes her hair aside, revealing a capsule hanging as an earring. "One here, two in each boot, one in my pants pocket and one in my jacket. Years of breakdowns have made me prepared."

You sigh, "Fine, rest for now. But when you're healthy, I want you to think about it at least." Bulma shrugs and steps into her jet, returning with a thermos, which she passes to Risel. "Here, Kabu made this last night. Saiyan classic, I had the servants bottle it up for you three."

You smile appreciatively, as Risel drinks deeply from the thermos. Behind her, Spike goes flying, having been knocked towards the edge of the Lookout by a surprisingly strong hit from Yajirobe.

"Good work Yaji, keep the effort up!" Risel calls, tossing the thermos to Teito, who downs the rest in one go, before dashing over to spar with Chiaotzu.

(Cont)
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>>39426235
We totally should. Dunno where to start we don't know much IC about magic.
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"Oh DEAR me no!" A voice shouts from the castle entrance. You twist around to see Kami shaking, "Good me.... it's... it's literally devouring the planet's Christmas joy, feeding off of them.... and destroying the planet at the same time!"

You rush over to him quickly, everyone joining you. "Kami? What's going on?" Yamcha asks.

The namekian gasps, dropping his staff. "I can feel them, roots, twisting through the earth, tearing buildings apart. Humans are being crushed underneath.

"Roots of what?" Krillin asks.

Kami points eastwards, "An enormous tree."

And then you feel them, the cluster of power levels, approaching the planet at an unbelievable pace, grouped together close enough they have to be on a ship together.

And then a voice crackles out through Risel's scouter, as well as the radio in Bulmas' plane. "Hello Planet Ee-arth. This is Turles, and I'd like to thank you all in advance, for the joy you are about to provide me." A smug laugh rings out across the Lookout, "Oh, and... Seasons Greetings."

>End of Episode 16
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>>39426390
Called it.
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>>39419934
>>39426390
called it
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>>39426407
>>39426390
>>39426415

>picks up phone
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>>39426390
Damnit Evil Goku. I really would prefer not to kill any Saiyans, no matter how shitty they may be.
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>>39426390
So.. do we eat the fruit and leave the planet? Or do we stay..
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>>39426390

Thanks for running, Chuckles!
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>>39426390
do we murder him or do we break him for having Saiyan babies?
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Wait when was the last wish using the dragonballs and what was it for?
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>>39426041
eh, i prefer MY fetish

shes not wearing a bra under that thing
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>>39426451
We seduce him sayan way.
That is by beating him up till he does whatever we say.
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>>39426481
Murder all his underlings, then beat him to a pulp. He's ambitious, he'll make a passable dad while we keep on with Bulma on the side.
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>>39426451
Yes.
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>>39426390
Are you sure this is a good idea? I mean, Turles in the movie was like, close to first form Freeza-level after eating the fruit. Dude could wipe the floor with us even in monkey form.
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>>39426481
Isn't that how Saiyans court each other?
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After we arrive we can call him a Christmas Miracle, a surviving male Sayian ~

That outa enrage him good
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So, how would you all feel if instead of normal buu, we got....
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>>39426554
id be on board
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>>39426530
We must get to him before he eats the fruit (and eat it ourselves). Or we get powerful husbando, if he wins. Win/win.

>>39426554
I would like that. Girl-buu is nice.
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>>39426530
Then obviously we don't let him eat the fruit somehow. Because if he does, he might be too strong to take alive.
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>>39426600
It's too bad he's probably gonna be too stubborn to understand that Earth is a pretty sweet deal.
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I still would rather tiger mom over Bulma, but we seem to far gone down this path already
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>>39426554

Female Majin top tier.

Probably like Food and Fighting nearly as much as Saiyans do.
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>>39426697
I feel like even if we have some female lovers on the side, we need to bag us a man as well. Gotta get the most out of life.
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>>39426697
Is that just to NTR Kakarot...or to double team him?
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>>39426726
How about the guy that defeated Cell? Some good genes there. The clear answer is Jace though.
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>>39426731
So how happy will Goku be that we're kindling Chi-Chi's fighting spirit, assuming she stays alive?

I can't imagine him being displeased.
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>>39426746
>How about the guy that defeated Cell?
you mean... best human?
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I'm not feeling it for Turles. We did tell the girls 'within reason' more or less: don't mate with just any Saiyans because we're endangered. If they set their sights on straight up killing us, that's a no since he doesn't care about his race's status.

That, and Bulma a best anyway.
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>>39426785
That and if he gets uppity about being "the only Sayian male for miles" we can drop that the Prince is on his way
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>>39426726

Nah, we should just have the top-tiers people as lovers. Any man we met so far was pretty low-tier
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>>39426785
not to mention she stays milf-y forever, as long as androids dont kill everyone on earth

wasnt some anon gonna do a fanfic smut of Kabu from last thread?
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>>39426759

>"So Chichi wants to fight again? Whoa, thank you Auntie Kabu!"

>>39426836

"Fella, if you're only qualification is "not dead yet", you won't go far"
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>>39426889
>wasnt some anon gonna do a fanfic smut of Kabu from last thread?

I thought about it. A bit busy right now, though.
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>>39426842
Is Turles really low tier? He's a pretty rotten person, but in terms of Saiyans that aren't us, isn't he like second or third strongest (Not sure about Table)?

Also I'm checking the wiki, and it seems like the Tree of Life can revive the dead?
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>>39426731
implying she isnt waiting for someone not literally retarded to sweep her off her feet and give her a good life
As long as we make sure Gohan does his studies between training, chichi would totally join Kabus harem with Bulma

are we even going for a harem? who would be the second in charge of it?
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>>39426965
yeah, but its powered by evil joy stealing bullshit

we'd probably piss off Risel and all the other earthlings if we used it
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>>39427033
Really, it's a shame people are so unreasonable. Like Wheelo had technology that seemed impressive by our standards, Turles is another Saiyan survivor, but they're just not gonna stop being jerks.
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>>39427004
the real question is who should we let in it

Bulmas 2nd in charge, then chichi and kakarot, tarble if he shows up early, with Vegeta being the bottom bitch

Risel can have Broly if we ever subdue him

Teito probably wants some earth dick? Maybe we can give her 17 if we convert him with sexy saiyan powers, kill off 18 instead

inb4 super android 18 comes back and ruins everything
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>>39427116
Teito seemed interested in Yamcha.
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>>39427116
Wanting to kill 18.

I want nothing to do with you and your terrible mind, anon.
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>>39427116
Nappa?
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>>39427004
>implying she isnt waiting for someone not literally retarded to sweep her off her feet and give her a good life
>As long as we make sure Gohan does his studies between training, chichi would totally join Kabus harem with Bulma

Nah, Chichi and Goku love each others, despite everything.

>are we even going for a harem?

As far as I'm concerned, Saiyan simply have multiple partners when they feel like it, and their traditions reflect that. Teito and Risel are great, and so is Bulma, but we probably shouldn't go for many more. Though, I'd totaly be on board if we get another chance with Space Australian Pirate.

I'm just worried Bulma would hate the idea. She dumped Yamcha for stuff like being too interested in other girls.

> who would be the second in charge of it?

Well, Teito would be the obvious answer. but there is only one person in charge, and it's certainly not a "second"
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>>39427184
didnt he imply he wanted to rape Teito and Risel kind of?
I thought we all agreed to killing him by inches

or we could promote nappa to be our general and make vegeta his buttslave
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>>39426554
That would have made certain scenes more... interesting.

Especially this one with Vegito.
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We should just kill Vegeta and becomes the Prince of all Saiyan

Yup, that's how it works
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>>39427229
Actually, it seems Saiyans did get 'married' in a sense, implying they were mostly monogamous.

Like Tarble. He has a wife, if I recall.
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>>39427318
Shenanigans might happen so that he can flee to Namek. Maybe something will take us out of the fight like Goku was, who speaking of which will convince whoever's left standing not to kill Vegeta. But maybe not, since we seem to have much better odds at the moment.
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>>39427318
"I' m the prince of all Saiyans!"

Hiya Prince, call me Queen!
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>>39427133
We'll need to have Bulma talk with her.
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That hype moment when Chichi comes out suited up in a full armoured version of her child armour
>Bulma makes out of Saiyan armour tech
>Chichi will be the strongest human on our team
>Chichis probably going to eat shit against against Vegeta or Nappa ;_;
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OK, so, it's almost Christmas, Turles has showed up with his band of misfit minions, and the Earth is in danger. We are woefully weaker than him should he get one of the fruits, and our students are going to be meat shields at best.

I say we enlist the help of the only person who has the power to restore Christmas joy to the planet.
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>>39427481
She doesn't afraid of anything, though. That counts for a lot.
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>>39427481
Nah, she has tactics and weapons. Blind napa with her laser a and sever his spine at the neck with her helmet blade.
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>>39427467

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krfEcvBfUY4
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Thread has been archived. See you all next time!
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shits archived by the way
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So, will Bulma be able to convince us that maybe the Saiyans shouldn't come back? Even Risel seems to be half thinking it sometimes

I mean, without freiza around to keep them in line they'll all turn to piracy like turles more than likely
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>>39427645

What's wrong with piracy?

We're not taking things from people who can defend themselves, after all.
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so which design is best bulma? We should tell her to keep the namek saga hair, its the cutest
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>>39427308
Ohhhhh yes that has some potential

>fembuu forces herself down a hero's throat
>makes their body bulk up hugely, maybe making them super voluptuous if female
>takes over their body and bends a powerful fighter to her every whim

Maybe she could even be a sexual parasite of some sort. Feeding off of the pleasure of her overengorged host's helpless body.
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>>39427229
Saiyans weren't a very romantic race. They only developed male-female relationships solely for breeding purposes. A notable exception was Bardock.

His wife was a qt too.
http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Gine
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>>39427799

yeah, but they also probably did the do for fun
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qtg reminded me

We need to focus on making YajiSwoley
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>>39427909
I think at some point we should try for Swolma
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>>39427909
Yes, we do.

Drag him into the ship, we filled the gravity room with food and weights.

"Time to bulk up for the cut" and turn the dial.



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