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I am Daniel Speltin, top tier waste of potential and mid tier student, all round unimportant person about town.

Everyone ignores the fact that Jerry fucked off to nowhere or the future or whatever it is he's doing now, and class continues as normal, the bell ringing at the end of the day, Mr Oniz instantly lighting up a smoke out the door before the bells done.

Once more, Nej slams his backpack into my neck, taking off for the door, gaggle of halfwits in tow. One of these days Nej... one of these days....

I'm shaken out of my reverie by a prod to the face, "Earth to Danny? C'mon dude, class is over!"

I shake away the daydreams and snap around to face Rosa, "Right. Yeah, let's go."

We head for the door, Avery and Mia in tow. "Claire mentioned something about a hockey final, right?" Mia queries. Oh yeah, forgot about that. "She said they'd be playing til late, so we should head off without her."

I stop to drink from the cold sore breeding grounds of the water fountain, before wiping my mouth off, thinking.

"Kinda nuts about Jerry, eh?" Avery asks, looking back towards our class, "He seemed really down on whatever it is he's supposed to do around here."

>Jerry was always nuts, ignore him
>Write in
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>>39399246
>>Jerry was always nuts, ignore him
>He fucked up getting his harem now he's gone back in time to try again
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>>39399246
>Jerry was always nuts, ignore him

>>39399272
Jerry is a save scummer?
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>>39399246
>Jerry was always nuts, ignore him
If it's a final, we should go watch Claire. See if she wins a trophy or medal or something.
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>>39399246
In case people missed
http://pastebin.com/mmKBFbr9

>We should do some preparations just in case.
I hope he was not right about this, and is just nuts, but there have been signs of some stuff happening recently.

We should go to gun "range" and shoot some bottles for training. Maybe do some superpower training too. Gotta find some good abandoned factory to do stuff in.
Could be fun.
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>>39399246
>"Eh, time shenanigans. Scientists believe that travelling back in time is impossible, so he's probably stuck in a shitty future."
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>>39399246
>Did anyone happen to hear what he said about the future?
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I just shrug, "Eh, Jerry was always nuts. Knowing him, and how generally incompetent he was at things, he's probably physically incapable of fixing whatever he thinks is wrong."

Rosa nods, snapping her fingers, "Wouldn't be shocked. MT always said he was fated to keep retrying and retrying, but he'd never accomplish anything. Was kind of a downer like that sometimes." She shrugs, "Anyways, I gotta go help mother dearest plan some charity fundraiser thing." She pauses to shiver, "Christ, and a whole bunch of the guys I was lined up to marry are gonna be there."

"Oh, I was gonna go check up at home too." Mia mutters, tracing a circle on the ground with her toes."

I look at Avery expectantly, "What?" She asks.

"Don't you have something planned as well?" I figure, raising an eyebrow.

She takes a moment to consider, mulling it over in her head. "Uhhhhh, oh! Now ya mention it, there's a couple of my friends from my old crew who said they were running through town today.... I was gonna give them a miss, but if everyone's splitting up anyways....?" She shrugs non committally.

"Gee, how did I see that coming?" I mutter under my breath.

>What do?
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>>39399511
"Fair enough. I think I'll go annoy some rich folks by being an incredibly sexy lowborn suitor to the object of their affections."
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>>39399511
Go watch Claire's game.
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>>39399511
Rosa route go!

Also, welcome back Dropbear.
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>>39399511
>Go watch Claire's game.

When was the date with Marie's parents?
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>>39399511
Go watch Claire's game
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>>39399511
Go with Rosa, be her peasant armcandy.
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>>39399622
>>39399592
>>39399531

Umm why we are going to be in vicinity of rich people who hate us for getting that Rosa booty instead of them?

That seems like a thing that will end with us getting black eye(beaten by bodyguards?), sued, or something.

Also do we even have appropriate clothes?
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>>39399511
Rosa time
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>>39399660
Because it would be a nice thing to do, since Rosa has shown in the past that she hates dealing with them.
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>>39399660
It's more so that Rosa isn't completely alone with these assholes who will constantly question her life choices and shit-talk us. If we're there to be suave as fuck at them, it'll keep them in line and make things easier on Rosa.


That said, I want to go with Mia, because holy fuck she should not have to worry about her mother all by herself I feel terrible not letting Mia stay there.
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>>39399660
They're just planning some fundraiser anyway, it does seem kind of pointless.
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I sling an arm around Rosa neck, "Well ladies, have fun with those things, I have some rich people to annoy and an arm to be candy on."

Rosa snickers, shaking me about, "My very own pet peasant." I blow the others a soft kiss, shrug my bag further up my back and take off towards Rosa's place.

On the way she explains it for some rural community restoration racket or another, some town out in the middle of the desert got razed by freak animals, now the super wealthy are getting together to spend hundreds of dollars on Mishone wine, which they'll donate to rebuilding the town.

"Smart actually, our family looks better off with all the old money, while we also get the actual credit for having all of them foot the bill for our donation." Rosa explains, "Mum thought it all up a few nights back, then made Dad think it was his plan." She pinches my cheek and shakes it about a bit, "Not that I'd ever do that to you... probably."

That's reassuring.

The portler/butler guy lets us in, Rosa telling her mother that I've volunteered to help tonight. Her father grumbles something non-committal in way of apology for his actions, lighting a cigar as his secretary reads off some stock info to him.

"Francois, get the kid a tux, you have half an hour." Mr Mishone waves the servant over to me, who apparently gets my measurements just by looking at me before scurrying off.

Rosa drags me up to her room, slipping into her wardrobe the size of my bedroom, contemplating. "I dunno.... what should I wear? Something that'll piss off a buncha rich assholes? Ooooh, this is kinda sexy?" She hangs a slit leg dress out the door, holding it to her hips and fluttering her eyelashes.

>Sounds like fun
>Maybe a little less?
>Write in
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>>39399821
on a scale of 1-10, how pissed does rosa want them to be?
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>>39399821
>Write-in "Oh, let's just be there in something formal yet casual. Go for comfy over irritating, that'll piss them off even more."
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>>39399821
>Sounds like fun
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>>39399821
Something latexy looking, that doesn't look out of place?
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told my friend I'd post this next thread
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>>39399821
>Sounds like fun
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>>39399919
are both coversation partners drunk as fuck or just retarded?
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>>39399963
Worse, they're Australian.
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>>39399963
Probably both, I'm guessing mostly the latter.
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>>39399963
>>39399979
>>39400002
you'd only get it if you've been there
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>>39400036
It's not the joke that makes the participants of that exchange seem drunk and retarded.
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"Sounds like fun." I figure. She winks and steps out, tossing her clothes to the floor tossing her bra to the floor as well, giving me a tantalising view as she shimmies into her dress, pulling on a strapless bra with it, before having me do her zip.

Rosa twists about, examining herself in the mirror, the tight black dress clinging to her in all the right places. "Damn I'm pretty." She says, twisting in place, turning back to lean over and kiss me, "Why'd I settle for you again?"

I laugh sarcastically as she pecks kisses around my cheeks, before shoving me back onto the bed, climbing up to straddle over me. "Oh, I like this dress, she mutters to herself, sweeping aside the front of it, revealing her panties, now pressed into my waist. "We can get some use out of this later. But for now..." She leans down and nips my ear lightly between her teeth, "You have a suit to try on." She rolls off with a small laugh, "And Francois has to fit you while you have that to deal with." She smirks, pointing to the bulge in my pants.

I give her a glare, as she starts to pull some flats on, before a knock comes at the door, the butler guy with my tux. It takes about ten minutes for me to assure him I can dress myself, before he leaves and I tug myself into the tuxedo, Rosa dousing me in perfume so I don't smell like sweat, stopping to help me with the tie.

"Ya think that we can make Enswith cry again?" She asks, fiddling with the knot, "Cos I reckon we can."

>Think? I was planning on it.
>I'd prefer to not talk to him at all if I have too
>Write in
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>>39400113
>I'd prefer to not talk to him at all if I have too
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>>39400113
>"Eh, we should hold off on that if we can. If you always poke them, they'll stop noticing it...but if he insists on making an ass of himself, I have a few ideas. How did his family make his fortune?
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>>39400113
Lets not antagonize them for no real reason.
Having fucked up childhood because of their parents money in not their fault.

Can't we try having fun, instead of fighting, and being mean to others?
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>>39400185
We should go do multi track drifting with the rich people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86PUB4u2s2A

Just saying. Maybe fill the train with goats too. They can afford it.
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>>39400113
>I'd prefer to not talk to him at all if I have too
His family is still an important supplier to the Mishone corp, and piss off enough rich assholes and they'll make a competitor company to bankrupt just for spite.
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>>39400113
>>I'd prefer to not talk to him at all if I have too
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I shake my head, "We should hold off on it, if we can. It's not his fault he was raised to be a cunt. But if he starts acting like a cunt, then fuck that guy."

She pouts a little, but nods along, "Finnnne. But if he starts talking about lower classes or shit like that I'll have a hard time not slapping him through a wall."

I kiss her on the nose, "You spend too much time with Claire, ya know that?" She shrugs, as classical music starts drifting up the stairs, swelling through the house.

"Ooooh, Smuffy Boedingtongs fifty eighth symphony!" Rosa says in her faux rich voice, swirling an imaginary glass, "One of his later works, I think he started to lose his touch after number forty nine, don't you?"

A knock comes at the door, Francois asking us to come downstairs, as guests are starting to arrive. Rosa rolls her eyes, tugging me into the hallway. Francois even got his own fancier butlers uniform for the occasion with coat tails and everything.

Rosa guides my hand around her hip, as we near the stares, meeting Rosa's parents, Mr Mishone in a tux that seems like a carbon copy of mine, her mother in a deep red cocktail dress. "Francy, be a dear and announce us?" Her mother asks.

The Euro clears his throat as he descends, "The Man and Lady of the house, tonight's hosts... Mr and Mrs Mishone." The guests applaud lightly, standing around in the now balloon and streamers adorned foyer. "And their daughter, Rosalyn with..." He glances up at me for a moment, "Guest."

I bite my tongue as Rosa pulls me down, "Fuckin frogeater." I mutter in Rosa's ear, she laughs through clenched teeth, smiling and waving at the crowd.

She quickly pulls us through into another room into a corner as quickly as possible, waving at people that manage to get her eye. Crammed into a corner she sighs in exasperation. "God. I don't think anyone hear is less than three times our age, outside mum and daddy. Not to mention- god damnit. Hi Mr Wilcox!"

(cont)
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"Rosa m'girl!" Some wrinkled leather face greets her, champagne flute in hand, "Come here and give us a kiss!"

She squeezes my hand so tightly I think she broke some blood vessels before letting go, stepping over to briefly plant her lips on his cheek. "So good to see youuuuu!" She smiles.

The old dude laughs, "Haven't seen you since you were up to my knee girl!...." He runs out of things to say for a moment, until; "And hows school going? I hear you declined going to any of the elite academies?"

"Fine, yeah. Just fine." Rosa interrupts, words clipped her smile more forced as the conversation continues.

The old man nods a few times, eye flitting about for a conversation piece, before landing on me. "Oh! You there, Guest. Brian Wilcox, CEO of Gunta's Incorporated." That sounds vaguely familiar... pharmaceuticals or something? "And you are?"

>Oh, nobody
>Daniel Speltin
>Rosa's fiance
>Write in
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>>39400460
>Daniel Speltin
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>>39400460
"My name is Daniel Speltin, and I'm just a boy who was lucky enough to catch the eye of such a capable, and beautiful woman." Give her hand a squeeze. "A honor and pleasure to meet you, Mr. Wilcox."
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>>39400460
disregard this as a vote but it would be hilarious to just introduce ourselves as "Guest" all night. imagine the look on their faces when its the end of the night and someone finally drops the fact that we are her fiance.
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>>39400491
That's AN honor and pleasure you dumb cunt.
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>>39400460
>Daniel Speltin
"A pleasure to meet you, sir."
Really, let's not act like the stereotypical edgelord "bad boy from the lower classes" that they probably expect us to be.
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>>39400542
This. Be polite to people.
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>>39400542
>>39400568
To be perfectly honest, though, since players have made Danny be stupid enough to drink paint and ignore the fact that the save-scumming time traveler decided to NOPE out of this timeline because it's going to shit, trying to be polite and erudite without making an ass of himself is going to be a difficult task.
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Also is it just me, or supervilains are gonna burst in taught the roof and try to kidnap people pretty soon?

We are kind under the kidnapping average about now.
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"Daniel Speltin Mr Wilcox, pleasure to meet you." He offers a hand which I slowly shake, still not one hundred percent sure if I actually know how to shake peoples hands.

Wilcox stares at me for a moment, "Speltin... name rings a bell.... You wouldn't happen to know Michael Speltin would you?"

I glance to Rosa who shrugs, "Yeah, he's my brother. Why?"

Wilcox nods enthusiastically, "Oh splendid, I heard of the progress he's making in the robotics industry just recently. He's making a big name for himself." He plucks a piece of paper from his pocket, pressing it into my hand, "If you'd be so kind, give him my business card?"

"Mr Wilcox?" Rosa steps closer to him, "Daniel's brother works for my family? I'd assume you're not trying to headhunt our employees out from under us, at our own charity gala?"

Wilcox gives Rosa another smile, wrinkles around his eyes, "Think nothing of it my dear, I simply heard the lad was working on contract with your father." He takes a step back, "Be a lad, pass that along to your brother. Tell him there's always a place for him at Gunta if the Mishones' mistreat him."

He wanders off, Rosa glaring after him. "I don't even like all this high society bullshit, but that's just a dick move." She grunts, crossing her arms.

>Toss the card
>Pocket it, give it to Mike later
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>>39400602
>try to kidnap people
Given the current trends, they'll likely force the rich to transfer their corporate funds to accounts in the Caymans before executing them, or simply just kill them and ransack the mansion.

The villains aren't limited to non-lethal kidnappings and Saturday morning cartoon villain buffoonery anymore.
We're in Urobuchi territory now.
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>>39400601
>since players have made Danny be stupid enough to drink paint
we didn't know it was paint

>and ignore the fact that the save-scumming time traveler decided to NOPE out of this timeline because it's going to shit
we didn't ignore it, theres just nothing we can do about it
>it's going to shit
thats undecided yet
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>>39400624
>Pocket it, toss the card later where people can't see.

>>39400627
>we didn't know it was paint
So you just drink the contents of an opened container that was just thrown at you out of malice?
That's still pretty dumb.
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>>39400624
>Pocket it, give it to Mike later
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>>39400624
>Toss the card

>>39400625
>We're in Urobuchi territory now.
If we are then this quest is dead, theres fucking nothing worse than that retarded bullshit.
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>>39400624
>Pocket it but get Rosa to give it to her parents
that way we show our brother's employers that he might get headhunted out of their employment and they gotta work harder at keeping him, say with higher pay perhaps.
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>>39400624
>Pocket it, toss the card later where people can't see.

>>39400658
it wasn't opened and I didn't vote for it, but keep making false assumptions please, you look oh so smart.
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>>39400671
This.
>Pocket it, till later on.
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>>39400624
keep it. mike needs to know what he is a valuable asset and doesnt need to take shit from rich ppl. that being said, he would probably stay with the Mishones just because of his girlfriend.
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>>39400680
Not him, but it actually was open.
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>>39400460
Guest. P. G. Guest Of the New Hampton Guests
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I figure I'll hang onto it for now, slipping the card back into my pocket. "Your parent's should probably know about that." I figure, Rosa pouting at his back.

She grunts, leaning back into the corner with me, "Fuckin' old money." She sighs, "Hey you're eighteen now, you can go get wasted as fuck, right?" I raise an eyebrow at that, "Shush, just go get a champagne. That I will steal. And then pass back to you if my parents see." She pats me on the cheek. "Pleeeease. It'll cheer me up?"

I roll my eyes, "Fine, just don't move. If I lose you, then I might have to talk to someone else." I shiver in fear. Dear god, what did I just say?

I slink off to find a servant, travelling three rooms over, weaving between groups of rich people, now starting to have younger tech tycoons mixed in among the fossils, before finally finding a woman carrying around flutes of something that apparently is super duper fancy and costs more than my house. I take the glass, as someone else grabs one of the tray, the servant moves away, revealing.

"Speltin." Enswith glares at me. "You're still around are you? Would have figured she'd have shacked up with some other boy toy by now." He tastes his champagne, before spitting it back into the glass, looking disgusted, "Swill. But it's odd... usually girls like her only go through this phase for a month of two. You know... the commoner fetish." He dumps his glass in a pot plant, smiling at me smugly.

>Just walk away
>Write in
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>>39400826
Dude you are like 30 minutes late.
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>>39400858
Yeah, on my phone at work. That what I get for not constantly updating.
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>>39400853
"i dont know your mother seem to stay the course."
walk away
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>>39400853
>Write in
"You should get someone better to write your lines. They're atrocious. Now, if you will excuse me."
Walk back to Rosa.
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>>39400893
wow
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>>39400853
>Write in
"I'm sorry, who are you, again?"

Nothing's more insulting than being considered beneath notice.
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>>39400931
good or bad?
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>>39400853
Have you tried finding some good commoner girl?
Stop being so grumpy, and have some fun. You are young enough to not need to worry about marriage so much.
Maybe I can introduce you to some girls?
(Gotta be friendly guys. We must be better man, and not be petty. We did steal his girl, and we did have girlfriend already. Let's not be a douche.)
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>>39400893
this
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>>39400935
This. Continue retrieving the champagne.
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>>39400853
"I hope not. With the engagement, she's stuck with me." Then, off we fuck.
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>>39400953
Douche is the native tongue of affluence.
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>>39400942

someone go find a fire extinguisher
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>>39401054
hey play with fire someone gonna get burned.
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"I don't know, your mother seemed to stay the course." I tell him straightfaced.

He smirks, brushing his hair off his face, as I turn away, "Make your jokes Speltin, but I did a little digging on you." I continue walking, but he's following me. "Son of Susan Speltin... now doesn't that name ring a bell? Hmmm, and yet there's no record of you nor your brother or sister having superpowers. Isn't that interesting." I turn a corner, and he follows me around it. "Your brother, despite showing no signs of potential or skill his whole life, nor having any qualifications, suddenly becomes a genius robotics engineer, working on top secret Mishone projects, and your sister just happens to work at the Supers Registration office. What a coincedence."

I just clutch the glass harder, turning into the room I left Rosa in, "Oh well. That's an issue for another time, isn't it. Goodbye Speltin, I have to go treat my fiancee to something decent to drink." He turns away, calling out, "Lillith dear? Where are you?"

I catch Rosa mid conversation, pressing herself flat against a wall, talking to some crone of a woman, "-In fact, we've got a bunker installed just recently. Seventy two inches of titanium under a foot of anti S alloy. Marvellous stuff. Impregnable."

Rosa smiles tightly, "Sounds... safe?" She spots me over the woman's shoulder. "Oh sorry Ms Acker, my guest has something for me."

She squeezes around the old woman and ushers me towards another room, glancing about, before taking the drink and downing it in one. "God I have nothing to talk to these people about. You're good for putting up with this for me." She leans forward and kisses me, pressing her thigh between my legs as she does so.

>Wanna get out of here then?
>Write in
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>>39401162
>>Wanna get out of here then?
to claire's game
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>>39401162
>Wanna get out of here then?
>Write in
"Seems Enswith did some digging into my family and may have notions of trying to mess with me, might want to be careful around him or make sure he can't do anything"
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>>39401162
>Write in
"So, Enswith wants to up the ante in our feud. Seems like he's going to try to blackmail and extort my family. Does your family actually need his family's company to be a separate entity? Maybe just engage in a hostile takeover?"
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>>39401162
>Enswith has a new fiance, and he is still being a dick. Hope he doesn't try anything.
>Wanna get out of here then?
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>Enswiths fiances name is lillith
>Mikes gfs name is lily
>tfw not sure if chuckles is just bad at names
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>>39401162
Hey Chuckles, what's the punishment for evading Registration?
A fine?
Jailtime?
Being frozen in carbonite?
Or just a straight up no-knock warrant and execution in the middle of the night?
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>>39401269
150 hours community service
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>>39401269
depends on the level of power the person has
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>>39401269
A spanking.
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>>39401265
lets ask mike later if his GF with him tonight when he was working.
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>>39401265
Fuck, lets try to catch a glimpse of her, and ask Mike later on.
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>>39401290
What are the punishments for Danny and the girls?
What about Mike?
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"I saw Enswith. Apparently he's got a new fiancee. Still a complete prick though. Apparently he wants to take out feud to the next level. I think he's been digging up dirt on my family, trying to blackmail us."

"Shit." Rosa chews her lip, looking about. "Wonder if that dipshits gonna report me... or if he even knows. No one seems able to figure it out." We take a moment to stew over how people fell for her 'disguise' for a moment, "I miss that dress." She mutters, "But I'll tell daddy that as well. See if we can put a stop to it without Claire ripping his head off."

"Well, you wanna get out of here for now then?" I ask, looking about.

She smiles wryly, "God, more than anything. But I'm not allowed too. Part of the whole being an heiress thing. Have to smile and play the part, make sure I shake enough hands to continue connections that I might have to call on in sixty years." She kisses her fingertip and presses it to my lips, smiling apologetically. "Sorry." She wriggles her arms, "Just feel all tensed up is all."

>Fuck these guys, come with me....
>We could take a quick 'break' in a coat room or something?
>Fine, I'll stick with you
>Alright, I'll see you later, (go to....)
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>>39401448
>Fine, I'll stick with you
>We could take a quick 'break' in a coat room or something?
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>>39401448
>Fine, I'll stick with you
Claire and Aves can handle themselves and Mia's at home so we can tolerate this for a while
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>>39401448
>Fine, I'll stick with you
find more dirt about enswith
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>>39401448
>Fine, I'll stick with you
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>>39401448
>>Fine, I'll stick with you
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>>39401448
>Fine, I'll stick with you
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>>39401448
>Fine, I'll stick with you.
"If you want, I can help you tell your dad about this whole thing...there are a few things you should hear as well."
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEC_lkpD3rM
Wheel!Claire gets wet and goes for a bumpy ride.
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"I'll stick with you then. The others can handle themselves. That and it'd be kinda scummy to leave you alone here."

She nods in agreement, flashing me a more natural smile, "Just a little." She claps her arm over mine, "Now. Time to be some arm candy."

She drags me along with her through waves of smiling rich people, making jokes about portfolios and stocks and their pet Fijian orphans and whatever the hell else rich people laugh about at parties, Rosa dutifully laughing at peoples jokes, smiling tight lipped.

On the edge of my hearing, I hear more than a few whispered 'harlot's as we walk away, and spot more than a few hungry eyes on the exposed area of Rosa's leg, but she easily ignores them, dragging me through the crowd. She only introduces me as Daniel from thereon, eschewing my last name so no one else tries to steal Mike again.

I spot Enswith in a corner, flicking torn up pieces of ham at Rosas' butler, talking to some brunette woman, presumably his fiancee, before Rosa drags me into a conversation with the chairman for the board of whatever the fuck.

I zone out for a while, acting on autopilot, before coming back to find myself in a circle of actualy young people, children of the rich elite. Oh god. "Ooooh, and who's this handsome young stud you have on your arm Rosa?" A girl about our age asks, gesturing at me, sarcasm clear in her voice. "He's rather.... shaggy looking."

Rosa smiles at her venemously, "Actually Ellen, he's my new betrothed. And unlike Lyle, he actually likes women." A few of them snort, while the girl stomps off, a guy with really well styled hair following after her.

Rosa just shrugs to the rest, "You'll excuse us." She thankfully leads me away, as the sounds of a argument start in a coat room. "Fucking hate Ellen." Rosa tells me, before waving to her father. "Oh, hi daddy."

"Rosa. Speltin." He nods to us each in turn. "Behaving?"

Rosa nods, "Of course daddy. I smiled at everyone."

Mr Mishone looks to me, "And you?"

>Write in
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>>39401817
"As much as a fish out of water can sir."
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>>39401817
>Shrug. "Other than Wilcox giving me his card for my brother and Enswith digging into my family history...well, no, it's still incredibly droll."
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>>39401871
fuck this works.
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>>39401817
>>39401871
this
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>>39401817
"Smiling and keeping my mouth shut, sir. Though Mr. Wilcox seemed interested in headhunting my brother from you for his robotics research, and Enswith digging around for my family history."
Show that we're at least marginally useful as a passive collector of corporate intelligence.
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>>39401871
I'll second this.
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>>39401817
"Of course."
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>>39401871
This.
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>>39400853
a pot plant? is that how they make their money
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I shrug again, "It's all been rather droll... other than Enswith doing research on my family-"

Mr Mishone rolls his eyes at that, "Dolf's kid being a shit again Rosa?" She nods, and he waves his hand dismissively "Surprise. Think nothing of it. His bark is much worse than his bite."

"Aaaaand a Mr Wilcox of Gunta Inc trying to headhunt my brother."

I tell him. That gets his attention, a fire burning in his eyes, "Wilcox? That old bastard think's he can come in here and steal my employees?" He drums his fingers on his glass, "We'll see about that you old fuck. How's a god damn hostile takeover sound to you Rosa? Imagine; Mishone Pharmaceuticals."

"Dick, can't you go one gala without threatening a hostile takeover?" Mrs Mishone appears from nowhere, resting her head on his shoulder, "At least publicly? It's best to have the element of surprise, and announcing it for all the world to hear tends to take that away."

He nods, glancing around, but thankfully no one seems to have been paying attention. Mrs Mishone giggles and pats his chest, "Why did I let you sign the ownership papers in the first place?" She sighs, kissing him on the cheek.

Mr Mishone just huffs and draws himself up to his full height, Rosa and her mother sharing an amused smirk, as I'm reminded of a few of the... choicer devices in that secret room upstairs.

"Yes, well. I have guests to entertain!" He struts off, away from Wilcox as it happens.

"Rosa dear, stop playing with your dress!" Her mother chides, slapping Rosa's hand away from her cleavage, where Rosa was picking a loose strand. "At this rate you'll be naked." She struts off too, smiling at some woman in her sixties.

"That sounds kinda hot actually." Rosa whispers in my ear, everyone seeing me... but only you being allowed to touch me?"

"Settle down tiger." I whisper back, "Not with your parents here. Your dad would choke the life out of me."

She hugs herself into my side, waving at someone, while pinching my ass.

>Later
>Write in
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>>39402312
>Write in
"Keep your panties on, and I'll let you take me downstairs afterwards for a little tour."
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>>39402312
>Later
but squeeze her ass real quick
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>>39402312
>Later
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>>39402312
>Later
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>>39402312
>>Write in
find a secluded closet and get her to give us a bj
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>>39402312
>>Later

Also we should get pics of Enswith fucking a polar bear or something like that. Mia can draw us into him, and Claire can be a polar bear.
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>>39402559
Is this the new evolution of cowhands?
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>>39402578
what is cowhands?
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>>39402678
I take it that you haven't read most of the threads.
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>>39402768
Nope, just read the most recent ones occasionally.

>>39402457
Hey, have we given anyone a BJ yet while in man mode?
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"Later, keep your panties on and I'll let you take me downstairs later." I tell her.

"Oh, I was supposed to keep them on?" I raise an eyebrow at her, until she laughs, slapping me on the arm playfully, "Oh relax, I'm messing with you.... But when you said 'take me' you meant...?"

I roll my eyes and she pulls me off again, into a gaggle of drunken rich people, now getting increasingly drunk, and starting to actually get kinda funny. Blatant admissions of people sleeping with others spouses to their faces taken in stride, before calmly mirrored, Rosa watching with bemusement.

"I've been taking services from the coloured maids for the last sixteen years now." One proudly admits, "Never let it be said that we aren't equal oppurtunity, eh?" Rosa laughs uncomfortably along with that, before dragging me away. "God. Fetch me another champagne, would you?" I grab one off a passing waitress, letting her sip it from my hand, darting it back whenever Mr Mishone passes.

Eventually, painfully slowly, the party starts to wind down, drunken millionaires and billionaires spilling out onto the lawn, waiting for drivers to take them home or gnawing at each others face in attempts at passion. Gross.

Rosa is roped into farewelling people at the door,I just stand behind her smiling and 'looking pretty'.

Enswith smiles smugly as he leaves, pausing to take Rosa's hand in both of his, "Nothing personal between us dear Rosalyn. Simply a machination of our parent's plans."

"Sure." She smiles back, "And maybe when you're on your next trip abroad, you can bring back a new personality along with your littany of STD's? You're not the only who's dug into people's pasts as it turns out."

Enswith laughs at that, but the smile doesn't reach his eyes. "Ah, there's that quick wit I fell for." A lie. "A shame it doesn't make up for your lack of taste. Or breeding for that matter. Lillith dear, time to go!"

(cont)
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>>39402783
>Hey, have we given anyone a BJ yet while in man mode?
No and for good reason, when we're a dude we're a dude, we only suck our girls cocks when we're Dani.
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>>39402783
well we kind of why we were transforming once also we totally licked Avery's cock when she was asleep
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That same brunette walks past, hair covering her face as she retches into her purse. "Lovely people." Rosa comments, before shaking one last hand, the last guest out the door, before she sags backwards, the butler shutting the door.

"Fucking FINALLY!" She yells, smiling as she vents, "If I had to hear ONE more joke about coloured maids, or corporate takeovers, or why women are shit at their jobs...." She imitates snapping a neck.

"You did better than should be expected of you." I tell her, giving her a kiss on the cheek.

"God damn right!" She slurs, looking about for her parents, before snagging a champagne flute up and downing it one go. "Ffffuck em!" She slurs, before picks another up another glass, sniffing it, her nose wrinkling. "Champagne smells." She raises it to her lips all the same. "Lllllack of breeding he sayssss" She hiccups loudly, covering her mouth.

>Easy there drunky
>Write in
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>>39402850
>>Easy there drunky
Don't drink too much. It's bad for ou, and your parents will be mad.

Do some "Physical activities" to sober her up.
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>>39402850
>Easy there drunky
She might get us in trouble if she keeps that up.
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>>39402850
>Easy there drunky
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>>39402850
>Easy there drunky
"You've still got that tour of the downstairs to give me."

Though, if the champagne smells odd, could it be spiked with something?
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>>39402312
>"You be a good girl, and maybe I can find a nice, ah...gift for you~"
A soft leather choker with a decent sized gold or silver amulet that has her name on it...and is actually a locket with her address on the inside, as well as our phone number, like an actual dog collar.
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>>39402983
Yea, we should check for spikes, and not let her drink this.
>>39402991
Don't think we can afford that. Also saving up money for place of our own, eventually.
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>>39402850
>hair covering her face as she retches into her purse.
I bet it's Mike's gf goddamnt...
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>>39402991
A bit too conspicuos, I reckon.
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>>39402983
>>39403029
yeah we might want to check the booze
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>>39403056
ya it probably is tho i want to be wrong.
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>>39403091
Not really. Gold is nice and dense, it'd be tricky even with powers to see through it. Besides, she'd love it.
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>>39403178
There's no need to see through it to see that it has her name written on top.
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>>39403246
And? How would that be bad?

It'd be like getting a sweater with your name on it, only jewelry
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>>39403276
That's not the same at all. And what if she loses it somehow?
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>>39403317
then they know where to return it to
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"Easy there drunky. You still have to give me that tour downstairs." Rosa nods, hiccuping again as I take the glass from her, sniffing it when she turns her back. Just smells like normal champagne to me. Maybe she just doesn't like the smell?

Rosa links her hands in mine, trying to tiptoe walk towards the staircase, and almost falling on her face until I yank her backwards.

"Easy there." Rosa just giggles, wraps her arms around my neck and jumps without warning. On instinct I catch her, almost falling down the stairs in the process.

"Oooh, a bridal carry." Rosa whispers in my ear, kissing my ear lobe. "It's just how I pictured it." She twists her dress up along the split, giving me a brief flash of her panties. "Downwards Danny!"

I roll my eyes and descend, bumping the door to the basement open with her feet, as Rosa clears her throat. "The grand tour of the Mishone basement." She points around the single gigantic room. "There's the TV wall, there's the seats. She cranes about, twisting in my arms so I nearly drop her, "There's the snooker table, annnnd far away in the back corner we have the hot tub and pool."

"There's a pool in here?" I ask, incredulous.

She nods. "I didn't tell you guys that?" She points outwards into the dark depths of the room. "A natural cavern under the house, flooded with clean springwater. Only fills for about three months a year though, but it's loverly." She kicks her feet in the air, imitating swimming.

>Write in
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>>39403150
same, it would be really fucking shitty if thats the case
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>>39403364
Yeah, no swimming while drunk.

Let's just chill in front of the giant TV for now, keep her away from water.
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>>39403364
Ugh, she's too drunk to be a proper Mistress right now.
Let's just sit in a chair in front of the tv, put some romcom on, put Rosa in our lap, and just make out and cuddle until she sobers up a little.
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>>39403364
Sit down.
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>>39403357
What about the phone number?
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>>39403364
Sit down, sober up. Have her drink some water or orange juice, so less hangover tomorrow.

>>39403470
It's expensive, so no. Also if villain kidnaps her, he knows our address, witch is bad.
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>>39403498
>he knows our address, witch is bad
I dunno, maybe it would force our mom to acknowledge that her attempts to provide a normal life for her kids was doomed to failure from the start, and it's time again for her to wipe away threats to her kids like she did back during the war.
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>>39403528
Memory whipe.
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>>39403571
She doesn't remember what she did, but she knows she was in the war, that's why her memories of the war were wiped, and why she wanted to keep her kids off of the Registry.
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"Someones' a bit too drunk to be swimming, okay? Some other time." I gently set her down on one of the seats, kissing her gently. "You sit here, and I'll be back with some water."

"But there's water in the pool!" Rosa giggles, clinging to my wrist. Christ. "Rosa. Stay." She pouts, but lays across a few seats, as I head up to the kitchen. I start pouring a glass of water, waving away a serving girl who offers to do it when I'm already halfway done, before getting back downstairs.

"Here." She takes it, gulping it down slowly, as I pick out some shitty movie to watch. Some romcom fantasy movie about a princess. Sounds shit, but Rosa might like it. I collapse into a seat with her, sighing as I undo my tie, tossing it to the floor with the jacket.

Rosa crawls into my lap slowly, shaking her hips as she moves, before thumping her head against an arm rest. "Ow." She collapses, laying her head down on me, giggling as the movie continues, humming as I scratch her scalp, teasing her fine pink locks between my fingers. "Luf you." She yawns, before an enormous music sting jolts her upright, wide awake.

I just watch her as she turns to me, slowly twisting so that she sits across my lap, fluttering her lashes at me again. "Did you know these chairs recline?" She asks, her chest pressing into mine, soft, and oh so delightfully squishy.

>Not when you're drunk Rosa
>Write in
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>>39403710
>Not when you're drunk Rosa
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>>39403710
>Not when you're drunk, Rosa. I want you to remember it~
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>>39403710
>Write in
Recline back and cuddle with some petting. We aren't taking advantage of her; she was already like this before getting drunk.
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>>39403710
>>Not when you're drunk Rosa

did he just call the princess dairy shit?
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>>39403710
>>Not when you're drunk Rosa
You hurt yourself. How about we just cuddle for now?

Maybe finger her, if she insists, but keep her from screaming.
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>>39403817
>being surprised when danny has shit taste
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You know maybe we should have gone to Claire's important game. She'll probably be pissed with us for missing it.
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>>39403953
it just hard for me to think someone has this shit of taste
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>>39403979
It was just a final. Who gives a shit? I mean it's not like we care about her.
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>>39404081
I'm just going to assume that was sarcasm.
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>>39404081
Not like anyone else went too. I voted to go watch Claire too.
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>>39403979
When was the last time we did something non sexual and alone with her? We should do something nice. The other time in the shower she said "This is nice I missed this" or something like that. She probably misses when she and Danny used to hang out.
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I pat her head, kissing her on the cheek, "Not when you're drunk Rosa. Okay?" She grumbles about getting dressed up all sexy, but agrees.

I kiss her on the forehead and recline the chair backwards, the whole row extending backwards like a mattress, as footrests rise up as well.

We kiss for a while, Rosa chasing my tongue back and forth between our mouths, her tongue tasting slightly sour from the booze, but she makes up for it with enthusiasm, dry humping and grinding against me so hard I almost end up cumming in the tux pants as is, until Rosa finally blacks out, her breath warm and steady, her body still.

I shake her gently, but she's out like a rock.

"Get a room you two!" Mrs Mishone calls from behind us. I whip my head around, but she's only just walking into the room, thankfully having missed all of said dry humping. "Oh wait, Rosa has one. And yet it goes unused." She shakes her head, pausing to kiss Rosa on the forehead. "Like a drunken little angel." She sighs.

I stare up at her in fear, but she waves me down, "Oh relax. I was seventeen once. I won't tell Dick if you won't. And thanks for taking care of her." She glances up at the movie screen "Oh I love this one! A classic." She flashes me a smile, chuckling as a snoring Rosa rolls off of me, before Mrs Mishone turns, sauntering off deeper into the room. "Welp I'm going for a swim."

>What do?
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>>39404177
Carry Rosa to bed and go see Claire.
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>>39404177
take rosa to her room and call claire
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>>39404177
"Bye Mrs.Mishone I'm gonna put Rosa to bed and head home. Have a nice evening."
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>>39404177
I'm curious about the pool, and would like to check it out.
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>>39404177
Chill with Rosa till she wakes up. Maybe text the others and ask how things are going.

Also, if we find a servant, ask them to have some food ready when she wakes up, as well as a pitcher of water.
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>>39404177
> Well, I'm off to do some deep diving into something else.
Now, seriously:
> Carry Rosa to her bed.
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>>39404177
Get Rosa to bed, call claire.
You know, we still have to do something about that "prevent the end of the world as we know it without doing any hard work" thing, right?
We need to contact MT and the feds.
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>>39404177
>Carry Rosa to bed and go see Claire.
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>>39404370
We need to deal with it ourselves and find out if anyone had been behind the attacks. Deal with it logically in a way MT can't control.

As for the feds, they give no fucks.
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I stand, picking Rosa up gently, "Think I'll put Rosa to bed. Good night Mrs Mishone."

"Oh no, now who will I swim with?" She smirks and disappears into the dark of the basement, "On the on the other hand, this means I can skinnydip." I shake my head and take Rosa up the stairs, stopping to pick up my jacket and shit on the way.

"That woman is definitely your mother isn't she?" I question the sleeping girl, earning a snoring grunt.

I gently lay her down, and quickly change out of the tux, doing my best to put it back on its hanger neatly. Glancing out the window, I'm suprised to see it's night time. Holy shit! I check my phone and it's already ten to eleven.

>Head home
>Call Claire, stay here
>Other
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>>39404422
>>Other
Call Claire, see if she can come pick us up, its dangerous to be outside alone right now.
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>>39404422
>Head home
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>>39404422
Ugh.
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>>39404422
>>39404443
this, if she can't come pick us up then we should check in with the other girls and see how they are doing while we stay here overnight
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>>39404422
>Other
Call Claire, see if she could escort us home. It's night, and it's very dangerous these days.

>Oh no, now who will I swim with?
One of these days, I want to take her up on her offers.
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>>39404422
>Call Claire, have her pick us up, if she can.
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>>39404478
>One of these days, I want to take her up on her offers.
With Rosa involved too?
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>>39404566
Yes.
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>>39404566
chucks, we need a pastebin of this pls
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>>39404628
We don't.
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>>39404659
yes we do
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>>39404599
>>39404628
Don't cuck Mr Mishone.
Also, it's highly possible that all the tease is to test how loyal we are to Rosa.
Being with other girls she is fine with is one thing, but trying to fuck her mother isn't a pretty nice thing.
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>>39404670
We do not.
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>>39404566
>>39404659
Yes we do need this. Out of continuity taught. Would be bad move in continuity.

If its consequence free, hell yea.
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>>39404682
it doenst have to be canon
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>>39404628
>>39404670
>>39404697
Only if Mr Mishone walks into it at the end or has to watch while fapping in a corner.
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>>39404729
too far bruh.
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>>39404729
I am okay with that.

Maybe we can even have a go at him after it while Ms Mishone watches.
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>>39404682
>>39404729
What if Mr Mishone is into it as a part of his role-playing?
You all saw the toys that Mrs. Mishone has to use on him.
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>>39404729
No anon, just no, thats why we wanted something non-canon, something like some innocent skinnydipping with Rosa involved
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>>39404766
>>39404729
Fuck off.
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>>39404422
Dammit. Chuckles.. I love Milfs. You bastard. You're a bastard.
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>>39404781
Why leave Mr Mishone out of the fun?
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>>39404797
And he took away our own milf and ruined her.

"Didn't change how she sounds" my arse, completely changed Marie's character and removed all of the appeal she had.
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>>39404697
>>39404711
Be careful what you wish for, Chuckles would probably make it canon anyway.
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>>39404809
imagine how weird it would be for him to see his baby girl in that situation.
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>>39404827
Marie was never a milf to begin with.
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>>39404827
u mean christmas cake
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>>39404830
that's why we said out of continuity in a pastebin
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>>39404830
Then only if he goes extreme, and has Mr Mishone be in on it. Less problems for us.
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>>39404864
The first posts didn't specify that. Not that it would stop Chuckles either way.
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>>39404896
Care to clarify?
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>>39404905
Yes they did.
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I give Rosa a kiss on the cheek, and call Claire.

"Yo dickhead, what's up?" She greets cheerfully.

"Mommy I'm scared, can you come pick me up from Rosas'?" I ask, putting on a falsetto.

Claire snickers a little, "So that's where you went! I was wondering. Related note, thanks for totally skipping out on the big game shitbird. Not that I exactly needed moral support or anything given that I alone count as a whole team.... but you know. We coulda fucked like animals when I was done." She takes a moment to sigh, "Like rabid, wild, biting shit where you cum so hard you don't even know your own name... But I had Eri around when I got home, so that was fine." I can hear her grin, Eri telling her to shut up in the background, "You love it, ya fucking weeb. Danny, when're we slapping a dick on this one? I wanna give Eric a ride."

I just sigh. "I missed you too. Now can you come pick me up please?"

"Oh yeah that. Give me...." She covers the mouth piece, "Eri, how long is this gonna take? Do I need to put another finger in or something?" I roll my eyes, when Eri protests that she's not getting fingered, "Sure she is, now gimme....-" I feel warm breath on my neck- "That long."

"Jesus, how fast are you now?" I ask, turning around. She just shrugs, pausing to lick along Rosa's thigh. "Stupid drunk sex laws."

"Oh yeah, because you've never done anything illegal sexwise, like that time you pinned Avery down and-"

Claire pulls me into a headlock, giggling as she noogies me. Before dropping to the floor, taking me down with her, but cushioning my head as we land, ending up laying side by side on Rosa's carpet. "You were saying?" She asks, linking her fingers in mine, "I don't know what you're talking about, I'm just an poor innocent girl, and this is my first time holding hands with a boy." She flutters her eyelashes, grinning at me. "Hang on." She twists her face up, holding my hand tight, "Why, I'm even a virgin. Again."

>Shut up and take me home, nerd
>Write in
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>>39404941
>Shut up and take me home, nerd
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>>39404827
i prefer spaghetti dropping teenager to possibly autistic christmas cake
its just a shame we havent had any alone scenes with her since really
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>>39404941
>Go home
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>>39404938

>>39404628 and >>39404670
did not.
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>>39404941
>Shut up and take me home, nerd
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>>39404941
>Shut up and take me home, nerd
Tuck Rosa in and give her another kiss before we go.
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>>39405027
why do you think that anon said pastebin rather than a in story scene of it? for the exact reason he clarified later because you can't read.
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>>39405057
There has not been a single non-canon pastebin in this quest so far.
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>>39404941
>Deflower Claire. Like Rabid wild fucking dogs.
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>>39404941
>other
Let's take her somewhere nice.
So we can spend some quality time and shit, she IS our childhood friend heroine and shit.
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>>39404941
>>Shut up and take me home, nerd
then lets take their of that when we get home.
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>>39405088
there was one where the title was 'may or may not be canon' i think
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>>39405096
This.
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>>39404941
Mrs mishone is probably skinny dipping in the basement pool, if you want to join her.
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>>39405155
an intriguing outcome.
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>>39405000
Maybe Autistic christmas-cake didn't work well, so he decided to spice things up. And after all, we'll be with her for a while, so we can watch as she develops into Autistic christmas-cake later.
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>>39404941
Take her to the park, or any other place where poor people can be romantic.
Claire flag is go.
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>>39405408
Not in middle of night in city full of monsters.
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"Shut up and take me home, nerd." I tell her, rolling to kiss her on the forehead, pulling her back to her feet.

She pauses, stroking an imaginary beard. "I COULD do that, yes. Or I could show the actual thing I was working on for your birthday present?" She says, giving me a mischievous smile.

"Wasn't that the whole rope thing? With Avery and junk?" I ask.

Claire shrugs, "Welllll, I did some thinking- shut up!" She cuts me off when I snort with amusement, "And I figured that was just something I wanted to do. That and like... we always have sex. So I figured I'd do something a little more... I dunno.... lovey dovey or something."

I raise an eyebrow, "Claire? You, Claire Miller? Lovey dovey?"

She cracks her knuckles, "I could go wreck the entire thing if you're gonna be a prick about it!"

I hold my hands up, "Okay, calm down, it was a joke. What is it then?"

Claire holds her arms out wide, "Hop on and I'll show you." I jump into her arms, sliding the window open, "Peace out Rosa." Claire calls.

Suddenly the world is a blur, freezing cold winds on my face as Claire blurs through the streets, I feel like my god damn neck is about to snap, as I curl up against Claire.

Then I'm back on the ground, inside a dark room, Claire's gone? "Uhhhh? Am I about to get raped? Hello?"

"Shut up idiot!" Claire calls out of the dark, "You made me invincible, you didn't give me night vision. AHA!" Lights flicker to life overhead, along with a hundred screens, eight bit tunes chirping to life, as Claire strolls into view. "Tadaaaaa! I fixed up the old arcades electricity! Just for the two of us." She wanders closer, grabbing both of my hands. "So... is this lovey dovey enough for you?" She asks, a thousand different colours reflecting out of her liquid amber eyes.

>Write in
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>>39405447
> Marry me.
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>>39405447
Be stunned for a few moments. Laugh because you're the luckiest man on the planet and then kiss her.
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>>39405447
"Very much so. Thank you Claire, this is great. Now, let's make out then play Tekken."
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>>39405447
Hold her close and kiss her.
"I love you."
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>>39405447
Claire you are absolutely amazing.
>play games
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>>39405447
"More than enough." Kiss, play games.
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heres a question
whats your favourite lewd scene and whats your favourite NON lewd scene from this quest
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>>39405593
Favourite lewd was DannyxAvery or DanixClarencexRoss.
Favourite non-lewd scene is any 1 on 1 time between Danny and Mia.
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>>39405254
she was much better as christmas cake, now she's just weirdly aged jailbait who is nothing but a boner killer
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>>39405593
Episode one had all of the best scenes.
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>>39405593
DannyxAvery

Non-lewds? Early threads with negative Danny. Funny as hell.
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>>39402850
Wait, we give a shit about colored people? I thought we were australian AND japanese!
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>>39405710
Maybe we need to spend more time with her alone so we can see her true character.
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>>39405890
I think it's more that the jokes were shit.
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I'm stunned for a few moments, before I pull her closer by her hands, kissing her chastely on the lips. "Claire, I'm the luckiest man alive. I love you more then I can say. Now let's go kick the shit out of each other in Tekken."

She laughs and slaps me on the back as I turn towards the cabinet, "I call dibs on the kangaroo fucker. AND the panda!"

She shoves me onto the stool and slots in beside me, fiddling the stick around. "Insert coin." The machine asks coldly, until Claire kicks it juuust right, at which point it goes through. "Took ages to get that one right." She grunts, leaning against me for a moment, until the character select screen, before she pops upright. "Now prepare to eat shit."

She slaps her characters in, and proceeds to school my ass seventeen to two. We spend god knows how long like that, just like old times. Thankfully not TOO old times, or she'd be shaking me down for money to play the games. But it's nice.

She even drags me into a photobooth, printing off gay little pictures smothered with love hearts and glitter, posing like idiots. Claire insists that I keep one in my wallet, putting its twin in hers. "God you're so gay." I laugh, tucking it in.

"Sorry, which of us had two dicks inside of them first?" She grins back, "Cos I think it was you."

"Are you ever going to let me forget that?" I ask

"Pfft, why would I? I'll come up to you when your old and grey and all alzheimered out, and I'll whisper it in your ear, before we have gross old people sex." She takes a moment to 'think', "Hang on. If I regenerate, then maybe I won't get old?" She brings my hand up and high fives it, "How's that sound? You can be all liver spotty and getting a girl that looks seventeen forever? Eh?"

"Kinda gross, actually." I point out.

She pulls me close and kisses me softly, "You're gross."

And we spend all night like that, shooting the shit back and forth, enjoying our memory trip, before finally crashing to sleep at home.

>End of Episode 47
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>>39405978
Thanks for running, Chuckles.

Is Mrs. Chuckles really pregnant? Are you going to inflict your spawn upon this world?
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>>39405978
What? No cliffhangers?
Who are you and what did you do to Chuckles?
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>>39405978
thanks for running
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>>39405978
Thanks for running.
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>>39406015
no, one false positive test, versus four negatives taken later made her freak out


>>39406033
it was actually I, MRS CHUCKLES WHO WROTE IT
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>>39405978
Thanks for running, can we have Ms Mishone pastebin?
(Maybe even Mr Mishone?).
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>>39406111
Sure, "false" positive. You're not carrying a supervillain at all. Nope.
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>>39405937
we already saw her true character, its a weirdly aged 15 year old that chuckles turned her into

she was much better before
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>>39405978
Thanks Chuckles
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>>39406111
How do you know the positive was false, and not the four negatives?
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>>39405890
No, see, Rosa was mad that the rich men were sleeping with the colored maids. Gotta keep the races separated, y'know what I'm saying?
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>>39406268
how bout you shut the hell up?

>>39406137
eh
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>>39406137
Unless he makes it completely non-canon, no anon.
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>>39405978
Daww. Why are all the background girls so perfect? Also if its common knowledge how did we not know our mom was a hero?
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new question
Who's your favouite girl
and whos your favourite character thats not a waifu if you have one?
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>>39406576
because its not common knowledge
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>>39406576
A: its not common knowledge, he was digging around
and B: Danny doesnt pay attention in school and didn't talk to his family
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>>39406577
Mia and Mr Oniz.
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>>39406577
Mia and Claire have always been tied for the highspot. But I like all the girls.

Master Miller is probably my favorite character in general because he's probably be what i'd do if i got super powers.
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>>39406609
Isn't there also C. Australia lost the war, and no one much cares for the supers who failed to defend their nation from an invasion.
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>>39406577
Claire
Mr. Miller
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>>39406577
Rosa and Dannys mum, not so much I like HER, but I like the way that chuckles set her up as a coward parallel to how danny treats the girls
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>>39406667
yeah that
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>>39406577
avery

mrs mishone, because i bet she has cool stories to tell but has an aura of mystery older lady
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>>39406577
Avery.

Trick question. Everyone is a waifu anon. Evveeerryyooonnneee.
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>>39406903
even Nej?
even Mike or as Mia will make him Micha?
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>>39406137
if you want it THAT badly, hows about you write it?
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time to shitpost since we're below bump limit

what kind of lewd scenes would any of you fags want to see?

is anyone else even still in here?
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>>39407639
No.
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>>39407639
Avery rutting with Danni/Danny. Going to down on Danni/y's ass while mumbling the word cum totally consumed by lust.

Or taking it up the ass while moaning about being a pretty/dirty girl. Both are good.
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>>39407639
No girls
Men only
Final Destination
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>>39407639
Mia with her virginity, Avery as a girl x Danny, one gigantic orgy, Danny with 2 or 4 dicks fucking Marie and Rosa into brainless sluts.



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