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“Thankfully, no. Syoko’s level is on the level of an average first-year student. Her English and Japanese skills are good, but her knowledge of history and mathematical skills are lacking. She barely passed those tests.” Sachiko says, looking a little displeased at the results. It seems that she wanted Syoko to get into your year level, too. “At least she got top marks in biology. Not surprising, considering who she is though…”

“What class is Syoko in?” Your bro asks.

“1-4. A standard one, nothing abnormal should happen there.” Sachiko replies.

You were pretty sure that class 2-1 was the freakiest out of all of Megiddo Academy. How many kids had the pleasure of attending the same class with not one but six of the thirteen heroes? You had seen your classmates boasting to their friends through the corner of your eyes.

“And since she is our junior, there is little chance of us coming across her during class time.” Laura concludes. She folds her arms, and contemplates. “This may not be as bad as it seems, though. We cannot coddle Syoko forever. If she wants to live in our world, then she has to learn to look out for herself.”

“Still, it’s a bit of a shame.” Kurumi responds. “I would’ve liked for Syoko-chan to be with us for the school year…”

“Well, she was homeschooled for most her life…” Hatoko mumbles.

“Her education must’ve been shit, then.” You growl. You feel a little downcast. All that stuff you had excitedly chatted with Syoko about on the Ferris Wheel; it seemed that about half of it couldn’t be done now. At least you could get the chance to show her around school or eat lunch or whatever. That would be fun.

Sachiko then gives you a mischievous grin. “There is still a silver lining, Kazuya. She gets to call you ‘senpai’ now.”

You blink. Sachiko is right, and yet she is not rubbing this fact in your face. What sort of devious nonsense is the fallen angel child plotting? “Um, yeah. Yeah, that is true.” You say.

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Happy? That’s an odd question to ask. You’ve been called a lot of things in the past: The Mad Dog of Ouroboros, The Stalwart Gray Soldier, Berseker-san, Kazuya-kun and many others. You’ve taken all those names in stride. But no-one has ever called you ‘senpai’.

It sort of made sense; at the beginning of last year, you and your bro had basically ducked out school to go find his parents. Your contact with the academy had been practically nil. Then there the whole demonic invasion thing happened, and you definitely didn’t meet any juniors there. Okay, that wasn’t entirely honest. Sachiko, Syoko and Ayase were all younger than you by a year. Back then, however, everyone had been too focused on murdering the next horde of demons to care about honorifics and such.

You scratch your head and frown. “…is it supposed to?”

“Hehehe…”

“Oy, what are you getting at?” You say, with a bit of teeth in your voice.

Sachiko doesn’t say anything. She seems determined to act all mysterious and enigmatic. She just keeps up her grin, gives you a small wink and heads off to her seat. You catch her smirking harder on the way there. Seriously, what the hell is she thinking?

“I’ve never been called senpai before…” Hatoko muses.

“Hey Kazuya, you think we should tutor Syoko sometime?” Your bro pipes up.

Before you can answer, Satomi-sensei comes in and the lesson begins. It’s time for a nice dose of mathematics. This is not a subject you excel in. Unlike magic theory and swordsmanship, maths was not something you studied in between trekking across country and slicing devils in half. It is not something you could blaze through. Looks like you would have to actually listen for once. Then again, you do wonder how Syoko is doing in her first class. The smartphone in your pocket is looking pretty enticing right now…

What will you do?

>Contact Syoko on your phone.
>Pay attention.
>Read ahead in the textbook.
>Pass notes to your bro.
>Custom option.

>>39347737
>>>Contact Syoko on your phone.

>>39347737
>>Pass notes to your bro.
phone might not be on silent.

>>39347737
Missed something. This should go at the top here.

>“Doesn’t that make you feel happy?” Sachiko asks, giggling a little.

>>39347737
>Contact Syoko on your phone.

>>39347737
>Pay attention.
Learn and teach syoko

>>39347737
>Contact Syoko on your phone.
set sail

>>39347737
FUCK YEAH HAREM BRO QUEST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l__jSgTAmQ


>Pay attention.

>>39347737
>Pay attention.
>Shoot Syoko a text stating we're sorry we couldn't be in the same class, but telling her not to worry because we can still hang out between classes

>>39347737
>Pay attention.

>>39347737
>>Pay attention.

One of the few clases he should.

>>39347737
>Pay attention.

>>39347867
this seem reasonable
but otherwise
>Pay attention.

>>39347737
>Pay attention.

>>39347737
>Pay attention.

>>39347737
>Pay attention.
Speaking of which, I'm putting off math homework right now.

>>39347737
>Contact Syoko on your phone.
math is for chumps
it's far more important to text syoko "ay bby u want sum fuk?"

Writing now...

Glossary has been added, for those who are unaware.

>>39348052
Oh shit glossary. High five for that.

>>39348052
Silver Queen Is Azazel's daughter?

Still betting she's related to Syoko, either as her mother or sister.

>>39347755
>>39347802
>>39347825
>>39347867
>>39347895
>>39347982

>>39347809
>>39347827
>>39347876
>>39347879
>>39347894
>>39347910
>>39347939
>>39347968

Pretty close call, >>39347867 sounds like a good compromise

dammit I can't pay attention to this Beaglerush and Shinigami Savant at the same time there's too much going on

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As much as you would like to contact Syoko and see how she’s doing, you kind of need to focus and pay attention. When it came to mathematics, your grades had always been in the Bs and Cs. You had struggled with sine waves, given up at graphs and found yourself crushed at the big monstrosity at calculus. Admittedly, part of the reason was because you could never find the patience to pay attention to classes. History had always sounded more interesting, with its political intrigue and details of large-scale battles.

Your bro was good at maths. He had the knowledge to get his head around the tricky logical calculations necessary. So would Hatoko, Kurumi, Laura and Sachiko, the four female members of your best friend’s harem. Actually, come to think of it, you were probably the only hero in this class who struggled with maths. Sachiko messed around stocks in her spare time, Laura was a Captain in the German military, Kurumi had once acted as a lieutenant for the demon forces and therefore would’ve needed to mess around with logistical calculations and lastly Hatoko was just a hard worker.

This revelation hits you like a ton of bricks falling on the head of an unlucky day laborer. Mild panic seizing your mind, and raw determination surging through your arms, you grip your pen in your hand and begin to take notes. Satomi-sensei is going on about calculus today, specifically the concepts of differentiation and various problems surrounding it. Apparently, this is the basics of the subject.

It doesn’t make any less difficult for you to learn, but there you go. You cock an ear and attempt to understand as much as you can. Taming Gray Soul’s rabid and psychopathic mind had taught you the value of patience, so you manage to get through half of the lesson before getting distracted or falling asleep.

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The teacher then hands out worksheets for the class to do, and you find yourself staring at a list of maths problems. To your delight, you manage to pull off fifty percent of them decently. But then…

“Dammit, looks like I’ve stumbled into a bit of a block here…” You mumble.

You can’t do this problem. Not at first glance, anyway. You look up. Bro has graciously decided to help another student out, much to the jealously of her peers. It seems he will be busy for a while.

What do you do?

>Ask Kurumi for help.
>Ask Sachiko for help.
>Ask Laura for help.
>Ask Hatoko for help.
>Try and work out the problem on your own.
>Custom option.

>>39347982
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09c0CLAzByx

>>39348616
>Ask Sachiko for help.

>>39348616
>ask hatoko

SAVE US, OTHER CHILDHOOD FRIEND

>>39348616
>Ask Laura for help.
From some of the comments she's made, she seems to like teaching people. Plus we shouldn't focus solely on Sachiko, let's interact with and humanize the whole gang.

>>39348616
>Try and work out the problem on your own.

>>39348616
>Ask Laura for help.

>>39348616
>Ask Kurumi for help.

>>39348616
>Ask Laura for help.

>>39348616
>Ask Kurumi for help.
need more kurumi

>>39348225
Isn't it?!... Riku x Kazuya is what it is!

>>39348616
>>Ask Laura for help.

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>>39348650
Nice, anon!

>>39348650
Mathematical!

>>39348616
>Ask Kurumi for help.

>>39348757
Rhombus!

>>39348616
>Ask Sachiko for help.

>>39348650
You have a pleasant voice, anon.

>>39348650
Fuck off, Ondori.

>>39348650
This is now how I hear Kazuya. It is canon to me.

>>39348650
This is very excellent. Thank you kind anon, for making OC of my quest. Everyone go and listen to this right now.

According to the votes, it seems that Laura is a better girl than Kurumi.

Now writing...

>>39348882
>According to the votes, a majority of the readers have shit taste
Fixed that for you

>>39348650
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s09c0CLAzByx
Sir, you better keep this up. THis is 6gud8me

>>39348650
>"Where would I be without me? Where would Tatsuya be without me? Fuckin'... exactly where he was until three weeks ago."
Very nicely done, anon.

>>39348650
THIS.IS.GOLD!

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>>39349249
Nice.

>>39349249
Very nice!

Still writing though...

>>39349249
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GISKuylrEV
You are now the voice of the Bro-tagonist. Congrats anon. You are now famous to roughly 26 people.

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Okay, you are seriously stumped here. The mathematical like a wall of diamonds, an impenetrable obstacle that stands in between you and the rest of the problems. Only that the other problems are even more difficult to solve, so it’s like you’re trapped in the middle of an entire labyrinth made of diamonds, and the only map had been chewed up and spit back out by an angry dog. You try look at the problem from the side, left, right up and down. At yet your brain refuses to let you grasp the concepts of calculus.

Gray Soul is howling with laughter at you inside your head. You get the feeling that it know more about calculus than you do. A mad beast trapped in the form of a sword, determined to corrupt its wielders upon touch, understands high school mathematics more than you do. The notion of it is positively infuriating.

You sigh and reach for your textbook. But before you can flick through the appropriate pages, a familiar voice sounds through your ears.

“Are you struggling?” Laura Bodewig, the strongest IS pilot in the world, asks.

You look up. She is standing in front of your desk, sheet in one hand and a neutral expression on her face.

“Yeah…kinda.” You reply, looking up at her.

“I see.” She grabs her chair, walks over to you and proceed to sit right next to you. “If you’re having trouble, then I shall assist.”

“Eh, pardon?” You ask. “Hey, what are you doing?”

“Helping you. It’s what friends do.” Laura responds, smiling a little. Then it fades, and returns to a flat line of seriousness. “Now tell me, what problem are you having trouble with?”

“Well, this one. Question 5.” You say, gesturing to a spot on the paper. “Find the derivative of root x.”

Laura glances at the question. She frowns a little. “This is a basic concept, Kazuya. What part don’t you understand?”

>>39349249
So there's the English dub voice.

Always wondered.

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You shrug your shoulders. “Uh, the part about limits, I guess. Like, when x approaches a and all of that stuff. Sorry, I ain’t as good as you or Kurumi at maths.”

“You don’t have to apologize, Kazuya.” Laura says, her tone becoming somewhat warmer. “We all have things we can and can’t do. I will, however, trust that you listen closely to my instructions.” She takes a deep breath and draws a pen, just as she would normally draw her saber sword. “Now then, the concept behind the limit definition of derivatives is this. The derivative of the function of x is equal to…”

She then proceeds to explain to the theory surrounding the problem. Thankfully, she doesn’t provide the answer straight away, and instead only nudges you in the correct direction. You emerge from the paper feeling satisfied with yourself, having learned new knowledge today.

“Thanks Laura. This was a big help.” You grin.

“Hold on.” She says, tapping away at her phone. “There. It’s done. Check your mail, Kazuya.”

“Huh?” You open up your inbox on your phone. There’s a Yuutube link displayed in the newest message. “Laura, what’s this?”

“A set of teaching videos on the Internet. They’re acclaimed by many users to be useful. I hope that you’ll watch them. They should help you.”

“Woah, this is great Laura!” You exclaim. “Did you take long for you to find this?"

“No, it’s nothing.” Laura says, grinning a little. “If you learn from this, then it means I’ve helped a friend. That itself is all the reward I need.”

She walks away and you feel your heart lighter. Laura really has come far from how you originally met her. Back then, the thought of her acting friendly was as alien as the moon suddenly crashing into the Earth.

The bell rings, and it’s now time for your next class. What is it?


>Supernatural Application. You’ve been itching to fight your friends for a while.
>Home Economic. Let’s rev up those cooking skills.
>English. Time to procrastinate.
>History. It is your favourite class.
>Custom option.

>>39349666
>English. Time to procrastinate.

>>39349703
>Supernatural Application. You’ve been itching to fight your friends for a while.

>>39349666
>History. It is your favourite class.
Time to learn about us!

>666
DEMON!

>>39349666
History.

>>39349666
>History. It is your favourite class.
Hooray chance to learn more about this world.

Also, if I had to guess, his problem was probably thinking about the problem as "d/dx sqrt(x)", instead of as "d/dx x^(1/2)".

>>39349738
Statistically, quests will have a 666 post every 1000 posts.

>>39349666
>Supernatural Application. You’ve been itching to fight your friends for a while.

>>39348650
Nick?

>>39349666
>Supernatural Application. You’ve been itching to fight your friends for a while.

The Mad Dog demands blood.

>>39349666
>Supernatural Application. You’ve been itching to fight your friends for a while.

>>39349732
Shit, meant to quote >>39349666

>>39349666
>History. It is your favourite class.

>>39349666
>Supernatural Application. You’ve been itching to fight your friends for a while.

>>39349666
>History. It is your favourite class.

>>39349771
Nope.

>>39349666
>Home Economic. Let’s rev up those cooking skills.
Last time, we made salmagundi from poisonous mushrooms. What potentially lethal dish can we make next?

>>39349666
>History. It is your favourite class.

Writing...

>>39349335
Better be careful about this

don't wanna get attention whore-y

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Thankfully, your favourite subject is next. After the long and dreary slog of mathematics, it was refreshing to get to spend a period studying good, old history. Now, this was a subject that you could excel in. More precisely, it used to be the only subject you got As in.

You grin and shift slightly in your seat as the teacher comes in. This is going to be fun. You are certain that you are one of the few students in the school who finds History fun. Yeah, sure, there’s a lot of long listening and hard reading, but there’s so much interesting stuff to learn! Unfortunately, it seems that Hatoko and bro don’t really share your sentiments. They were solid B students back in the day, so it wasn’t too bad.

It seems that Kurumi is listening with rapt attention. Makes sense—she originated from the Underworld, and didn’t have much knowledge about the history of the Earth. That was sort of the reason why the demons had lost. They hadn’t paid much heed to the past deeds of humanity. Otherwise they would’ve found thousands of years of murder, betrayal, disaster and most important of all, love. Even in the Void Age, the period where magic had vanished off the face of the Earth, the violent nature of humans did not fade. They continued to act as they had, roaming and conquering the lands. And when magic suddenly made a show-stopping reappearance in the eighteenth century, well, things got ugly real fast.

Perhaps, if Azazel hadn’t underestimated humans so much, he might’ve planned ahead and won. He didn’t study the potential of humanity, how they could face monster after monster and yet never give up. Okay, you can’t help being biased. You were one of the human heroes who helped take down Azazel, after all. Still, you didn’t like to underestimate your opponent. Stuff like that got a warrior killed.

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“As we all know,” The elderly teacher’s voice rumbles out, “During World War II, the Axis forces attempted to defeat the Allied forces and lost. This was in spite of an amazing type of magic developed during the war time. Can someone tell me what it is?”

You already know the answer to this question. You had studied history extensively back last year, and had learned interesting bits and pieces over the course of your journey. Laura had provided you with Germany’s history, Souji had went on and on about the importance of twintails in the past, and Courier Six had a lot to write about the desert regions of the USA.

So, what is the answer?

>Mechanical anthropomorphism, the process of creating homoculi with the souls of machines and weapons.
>Necromancy.
>Instant-kill light and darkness spells.
>Mass summoning magic.

>>39350703
>Necromancy.

>>39350703
>Necromancy.

Sound like something the Nazi's would do

>>39350703
Mechanical Anthropomorphism sounds pretty Axis-y to me.

>>39350703
>>Necromancy.
Why is this even a question.

>>39350703
>Mechanical anthropomorphism, the process of creating homoculi with the souls of machines and weapons.

>>39350703
>Mass summoning magic.

>>39350703
>>Mechanical anthropomorphism, the process of creating homoculi with the souls of machines and weapons.

>>39350703
>Mechanical anthropomorphism, the process of creating homoculi with the souls of machines and weapons.
This is the magic that the Axis forces had, so it should be something reflecting their real-world love of wonder weapons. Necromancy and mass summoning are practical ways to bulk up an army, so they're out. But ubermenschen and death rays sound appropriate. I'll go for the mechanical anthropomorphism, just because it would mean that Kantai Collection is a historical drama in this world.

>>39350703
>Necromancy.
Obviously

Mechanical anthropomorphism was the Russians.

Instant-kill light and darkness spells were the Ottomans

and Mass summoning magic the Chinese.

>>39350783
>Mass Summoning not the Russians' thing

>>39350703
>Mechanical anthropomorphism, the process of creating homoculi with the souls of machines and weapons.
So, basically, evil Kantai Collection and Upotte?

Also,
>importance of twintails
Guy's rather monomaniac on the topic, isn't he?

>>39350703
>Mechanical anthropomorphism, the process of creating homoculi with the souls of machines and weapons.
This has nazi written all over it.

>>39350703
>Mechanical anthropomorphism, the process of creating homoculi with the souls of machines and weapons.
We know already that the Germans make homunculi, Laura's technically one of them. Seems appropriate for her to be the legacy of old wartime research.

>>39350703
>>Mechanical anthropomorphism, the process of creating homoculi with the souls of machines and weapons.

>>39350807
>Implying Stalin would ever chose having MORE bodies over being better equipped/ better weapons of war.

>>39350851
>implying he wouldn't

>>39350703
>Mechanical anthropomorphism, the process of creating homoculi with the souls of machines and weapons.

>>39350851
>Russians giving a fuck about the survival of their conscripts
>Russians needing weapons when they have winter

>>39350807
What sort of mass summoning? Demons or just teleportation?

As far as teleportation goes, you think it'd be America or allies in general. Logistical capacity was always the strength of the Western allies.

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>>39350703
>Mechanical anthropomorphism, the process of creating homoculi with the souls of machines and weapons.

>>39350703
>Necromancy.

>>39350893
>Russians had the best tanks
>Never said they cared about conscripts if anything the lack of summons would mean more conscripts dieing

>>39350866
>Implying he didn't start each speech by having a person shot.

>>39350703
>Necromancy.
It's always a good time for nazi occultism!

>>39350703
>>Mechanical anthropomorphism, the process of creating homoculi with the souls of machines and weapons.

Sounds super Nazi-ish. Hell, sounds super Japanese, considering what they're doing these days with power armor and mechs n' shit.

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Yes, mechanical anthropomorphism, the process of creating homonculi with the souls of machines and weapons. That was the magical technology developed by the Germans and the Japanese during the torrid times of World War II. By scouring battlefields and with an early form of necromancy magic, sorcerers could procure the lingering souls of warfare machines and store them inside special containers. From there, the souls would be transported to research facilities and implanted inside hollow homunculus shells. Just like that, the first generation of shipgirls, tankgirls and gungirls were born. They would terrorize the Allied forces with their sturdy bodies and the sheer amount of weaponry mounted on their backs.

It was an amazing blend of science and magic. You glance at Laura. She’s busy reading her textbook, not looking up. Her birth had been similar, grown as a vat-grown experiment from the DNA strands of her unknown parents. From the very beginning, her life had been one entrenched in warfare. She wasn’t a homunculus though. It wasn’t because the creation of homunculi was forbidden or anything, it was just that test-tube babies cost less to make.

You focus your attention back on the lecture. Even if you know most of this stuff, you’ll still listen. The teacher is busy writing notes on the board. Fubuki, Panzer IV and Sturmgewehr. The Nazi scientists, and by extension their Japanese peers, failed to take two things into account. One, the American managed to steal the recipes for both homunculi creation and battlefield soul recovery, thus creating their own line of shipgirls and tankgirls.

The second point had much worse consequences. It was that shipgirls and their kin weren’t considered to be humans back then. They had no rights, even amongst the Allied forces. They weren’t born as humans, so why treat them as such? It was a common line of thinking that would eventually cause a blight among humanity.

>>39351764
>the first generation of shipgirls, tankgirls and gungirls were born
My. Dick.

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The shipgirls, tankgirls and gungirls had been sent out into battle with little regard to their safety or emotional state, acting essentially as suicide vassals. They found kill and kill, come back to base and be ordered to go out and do it all again. Yet, they still possessed emotions, joy, sadness, anger and fear. They were stories of forbidden love, of humans falling for shipgirls and the two parties being torn apart. And when they sunk to the bottom of the sea, or dropped to the ground with the life fading from their bodies, the betrayal and grudges they felt against humanity refused to fade.

The negative emotions mixed together to create a plague spreading across the lands and the seas, the dreaded Abyssal fleet. Created from the pain and sorrow of the weapon-girls, they attacked indiscriminately, destroying everything in sight. Tens of thousands of humans had died from their assaults. You know this, because during the invasion against the demons, you found that some of the new generation Abyssals had allied themselves with the demons. When the demons retreated, those Abyssals had disappeared into the Underworld. The Abyssals the party faced had been mad berserkers, incapable of rational speech and with nothing to lose. For that alone, they had been truly dangerous opponents.

When the dust had faded from the aftermath of World War II, it was decreed that shipgirls and the like would be given the same rights as humans, to prevent such a disaster from occurring again. The creation of wartime homunculi was also heavily restricted. But it was too late. As long as shipgirls, tankgirls and gungirls existed in the world, so would their Abyssal counterparts.

The bell rings, and it’s now time for recess. You stand up and stretch your arms out. Right, now it’s time to relax. What will you do?

>Text Syoko and see how she’s doing.
>Call Syoko.
>Go to class 1-4 and pick Syoko up.
>Buy snacks and drinks.
>Custom option.

>>39351843
>Go to class 1-4 and pick Syoko up.
Literally.

>>39351843
>>Go to class 1-4 and pick Syoko up.

>>39351843
>>Go to class 1-4 and pick Syoko up.

>>39351843
>Text Syoko and see how she’s doing.
conditional upon that,
>Go to class 1-4 and pick Syoko up.

>>39351843
>Go to class 1-4 and pick Syoko up.

>>39351843
>Go to class 1-4 and pick Syoko up.

>>39351843
>Go to class 1-4 and pick Syoko up.
Clearly we must check on her... for her benefit of course. Yeah.

>>39351843
>Go to class 1-4 and pick Syoko up.

>>39351843
>Buy snacks and drinks.
We can talk to Syoko after school is over.

>>39351843
Head over to Syoko.
Bring snacks.
Double-check the quick-release cord on our shirt, dunno what sort of warzone we're walking into here.

>>39351843
>Go to class 1-4 and pick Syoko up.

>>39351843
>Go to class 1-4 and pick Syoko up.
>Buy snacks and drinks.

>>39351843
>Go to class 1-4 and pick Syoko up.

>>39351843
>Go to class 1-4 and pick Syoko up.

>>39351843
>Go to class 1-4 and pick Syoko up.

I just wrote a bunch of fluff about shipgirls and I don't even know how it'll be relevant.

Writing about mushroom girl now...

PS:
Nagato a best

>>39352172
Clearly we are going to run into a ship,tank,or gun girl who helped us on our journey but wasn't part of the 13 hero, that or An abyssal is going to show up. A sexy sexy abyssal

>>39352172
Enh, Shipgirl transfers into our school to encourage humane treatment, tankgirl gets hired as a PE teacher, planegirl fighting crime at night, the use for this info thinks itself up.

Your shipfu a slut. Kongou is love.

>>39352285
I am already unhappy that we aren't going to save Mushroom from a massive horde of unfrozen nazi zombies.

How did you guys miss the most cliche monsters of all: Nazi zombies?

>>39352172
If we're lucky, this talk of shipgirls might summon planefag from the darkness he disappeared into.
Musashi is best, you huge fag.

>>39352355
But we could save her from yandere Abyssal ship girls when Ayase finally snaps

>>39352496
Why would Abyssals show up for Ayase?

>>39352464
>planefag AWOL for like 2 weeks
>the darkness
Nigga this is like his equivalent of taking a single day off.

Kaga is life, air superiority is the way of the future.

>>39352598
Sympathy, maybe? Like "Oh, this girl is filled with madness and loss, she'll fit right in with us. How fun."

>>39352464
Nah, man, you have to repeat his true name, backwards, three times into a mirror in a dark room during the new moon, and then smash your face against a wall until your nose breaks. Then, and only then, will Planefag appear to laugh at your pain, before punching you in the gut and vanishing once more.

It's not a very efficient method of summoning him, if we're being completely honest.

>>39352598
If she sells them one of the thirteen heroes she could get some serious favors

>>39352665
Or we can just do this.

Keine a shit. Kongou a shit.

>>39352682
Fiddies were shit and America only put so many on their planes so they could barely keep up with German cannons, which were how you really killed a plane.

>>39352464

If we are unlucky there might be an American ship girl transferring in to school.

Sammy.

>>39352172
Panzerwaflle staffed by shipgirls, tankgirls and gungirls m8.

Panzerwaffle is always relevant, especially as a source of tank shaped waffles.

>>39352725
Big wing a best. It was a war for fucks sake, not some scuffle between two little shitty gangs. Big formation for big results.

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>>39352725
MacArthur was a superb strategist who was only held back by the US Navy, and we should have listened to him more.

Also, if limited to canonical shipgirls, I'd have to go with Shiranui. Else, Chinese fanart ho!

Finally: TT might be able to use the shipgirl fluff in a side chapter where the crew goes out for a boating expedition, and are interrupted by Abyssals.

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“Hey guys, I’m going to get Syoko.” You say to your group of friends. They are all crowded around your bro’s desk, chatting to each other. “Anyone else wanna come?”

“I’ll come with you, Kazuya.” Sachiko says, standing up from her seat. “I want to see if class 1-4 is adequate for Syoko's tastes.” Then a nasty glint appears in her brown eyes. It is characteristic of the ruthless of her kin. Despite most of them integrating into human society, the group of metahumans known as the fallen angels were not to be underestimated. “Otherwise, there will be consequences. Fufufu…”

You shrug. Can’t argue with that. If Syoko was hurt, there would be retaliation. From you, your bro and the other ten members of the party. Still, A-1 Academy was staffed and attended by decent people. It had a reputation for being a clean and healthy learning environment. There wouldn't be anyone bullying Syoko, right?

You and Sachiko exit the classroom and head down the hallway. Along the way, students stop and stare at the two of you. Great, now what sort of stupid rumors are they going to come up with? That you and Sachiko are dating? No, that is never going to happen. Sachiko isn’t your type, for one. You know what sort of girls you like, but that is a secret you’ve never told anyone, ever.

The two of you eventually arrive at classroom 1-4, a floor down from where you started. You look at the room sign. It is small and rectangular, with bold black text displayed on a whitewashed background.

“This is the place, huh?” You mutter.

“Indeed it is. Let’s go in.” Sachiko says. She grabs the metal door handle and slides the door aside.

Immediately, your eyes are drawn to most interesting sight. Specifically, Syoko is sitting at her desk, surrounded by boys and girls on all sides. They are asking her questions with great fervor. This is not a situation suited for the party’s Mushroom-tan.

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“Ne ne, Syoko-chan, what’s it like being a hero?” A blonde boy asks enthusiastically.

“Did you fight lots of Abyssals?” Another girls butts in.

“How many demons did you kill?”

“Are you an idol? You’re guitar skills are really good.”

“Ah, um…” Syoko’s mouth is trembling and her eyes are wide.

“What kind of guys do you like?”

“T-That’s…”

Looks like Syoko doesn’t really know what to do. She’s starting to panic, and you see the sweat running down her face. You and Sachiko glance at each other, and nod. It appears she is in dire need of some drastic intervention. What will you do?

>Grab Syoko quickly and haul her out of there.
>Walk in casually and pick her up.
>Announce your presence.
>Custom option.

>>39353027
>Announce your presence.

>>39353027
>Walk in casually and pick her up.

>>39353027
>Custom option.
Take off our shirt, while the crowd is distracted Sachiko will grab her. Plus it gives us an excuse to show some beefcake around Syoko.

>>39353027
>Walk in casually and pick her up.
Casually.

>>39353027
>Walk in casually and pick her up.

>>39353027
>Announce your presence.
>Custom option.
"How are you holding up? Are they swarming you too badly?"

Hopefully people can take a hint from that.

>>39353027
>Walk in casually and pick her up

>>39353027
>Custom option.
Step in and tell the fans all about Syoko's role during the final battle. Fluff her ego a little bit, give her some confidence, eventually (and hopefully) let her take over in telling the story.

>>39353027
>>Walk in casually and pick her up.

>>39353027
>Walk in casually and pick her up.

>>39353027
>>Walk in casually and pick her up.
Give everyone questioning her the sunglass glare.

>>39353057
We should also ask her classmates not to crowd her so much.

>>39353027
>Announce your presence.

>>39353027
>>Announce your presence.

>>39353027
>>Walk in casually and pick her up.

>>39353027
Walk in casually and pick her up sounds good.

>>39353027
Walk in casually, tell the fans that we wouldn't be here if it wasn't for Syoko, pick her up, and take her to the roof for lunch

>>39353027
>Walk in casually and pick her up.
Lets not make an even bigger scene.

Writing...

>>39353004
By the way, that's a nice dress Syoko is wearing here. I wonder if she'll get the chance to use it again...

>>39353283
no bully.

>>39353283
We must compliment her dresa

>>39353283
Obviously she will when she marries Tatsuya

>>39353349
"My heart goes doki-doki for you, Tatsuya-senpai!"

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>>39353349
...Anon.

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>>39353027
>“What kind of guys do you like?”
>“T-That’s…”
And then we appear.

>>39353349
Out

>>39353349
But seriously.
We may be his bro, but no bro takes another bro's chick.
Syoko belongs to Kazuya until further notice, which, if it comes, we will promptly ignore and go back to Kazuya/Syoko shipping..

>>39353349
>Obviously she will when she marries Kazuya
FTFY

>>39353383
>>39353392
>>39353448
>>39353452
Oh man, did I write Tatsuya instead of Kazuya by mistake?
It was no mistake.

>>39353462
Set up a lynching then

Kill the betrayer

>>39353385
Yeah, that probably will happen, won't it? She'll just blurt our "K-k-kazuya!" as we come in, people will take that as an answer to the question, she'll be mortified and not be able to talk to us.

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>>39353462
For you, anon.

>>39353496
More like:
She says "I like T-Tatsuya!"
We stop dead in our tracks
We drop our bag to the floor and stare at her blankly
She looks over at the noise
She sees her thousand yard stare
"Sorry, Kazuya-kun, but he is the chosen one."

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>>39353762
>Inevitable Result

>>39353762
>>39353793
Pretty sure the underworld would be running screaming from us and begging the other 12 to calm us down if that happened.

>>39353762
If she wasn't specifically stated as not being in bro's harem, I'd legitimately be worried about that

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>>39353762

>>39353762
>Slowly nod and say "Cool I support you in this"
>Turn around and walk out of classroom
>Walk through wall
>Walk to the ocean
>Walk to America
>Start new life
>Join an American adventuring party to fight the Brazilian demonlord. HueHueHue.
>Get NTR'd all over again.

>>39353824
Inb4 the only reason she wasn't in the harem was her self esteem issues. Which we helped her overcome.

>>39353848
Is it bad that I like NTR when I can put myself in the shoes of the one stealing the girl?

>>39353894
Maybe, but I feel that way too, so I won't judge.

>>39353894
Not technically, though it speaks poorly of your character. I do too.

>>39353894
I almost did that in real life before a friend made me realize I was a douch e and the girl was being a slut.

>Syoko becomes bro's last harem member instead of Ayase
>After making sure Ayase doesn't fuck up the wedsing, we march into hell
>a few hours later, Abyssal attacks stop
>Then there are reports of the demon population lowering drastically and quickly
>soon the Demon realm begins to collapse in on itself
>Nobody leaves

>>39353894

[spolier]Just so long as you don't try to do it for real. Especially with one of your friends.[/spolier]

>>39353964
No survivors!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAaB66b_r1c

>>39353983
At least you misspelled it consistently

>>39353983
The 'i's go before the 'l's. It's "spoiler", not "spolier".

>>39353983
>friends

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“What’s the plan?” Sachiko whispers, peeking her head around the corner. Apparently nobody has noticed her, despite possessing an unusual hair color. She glances at your school uniform. “Shall we have you strip again?”

You roll your eyes. “As much as it worked against that army of succubi, I don’t really feel like being mobbed to death here.” You respond. “I’ll just walk in and grab Syoko. It’s simple.”

“I can think of worse ideas.” Sachiko mutters.

“Like having me take off my shirt in a place where I’m not allowed to swing my sword.” You snark back. “Okay, let’s do this.”

You take a deep breath, and step into the classroom. Syoko is still being interrogated by her classmates. She looks like she’s about to shrink back and merge into her seat. Her face is beginning to turn a bright shade of crimson. Is she contemplating leaping out the window and running away? With her strength and agility, it was a possible feat for her.

You see nervously tap her index fingers together. “I…I haven’t p-put much thought into—”

“Yo, Syoko.” You call out. At once, the entire attention of the class shifts onto you. You flash a smile. “What’s up?”

“K-Kazuya!” Syoko cries. “You’re here?”

“Yeah.” You reply. "Why wouldn't I be?"

You walk over to her desk. The students of class 1-4 hastily make a path for you. “Let’s hang out." You say, "Bro and the other girls are waiting for you.”

“M-my friends? Um...o-okay!” Now Syoko looks positively relieved. She’s still nervous though, as you can tell by the rising and falling of her breaths. She is also standing on shaking knees. After a brief second of deliberation, you grab her by the wrist and lead her towards the door.

You can hear the chatter start up again.

>>39353983
if you ctrl+s anything you highlight will be spoilered.

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“No way! Was that just Narukami-senpai?”

“Kyaah! He’s so manly!”

“Ehh? Syoko-chan likes guys with glasses?” Some kid questions.

“No, she didn’t answer your question…and I don’t think that’s it.”

You exit the classroom with Syoko in tow. The moment she meets Sachiko, her face lights up with a small smile.

“How are you, Syoko?” Sachiko says, grinning. “Come, we should be off.”

You, Syoko and Sachiko walk down the hall towards the stairs. The hallway is noisy with the chatter of schoolkids, but the three of you are travelling in silence. Syoko is staring at the ground, and she looks tired.

You need something to break the ice.

>“Hey Syoko, how was class?”
>“Enjoying yourself?”
>“Did you learn anything new?”
>“Anybody giving you trouble?”
>Custom option.

>>39354046
>“Hey Syoko, how was class?”

>>39354046
>Custom option
"So, what kind of guy DO you like? Inquiring minds want to know."
DO NOT ACTUALLY VOTE FOR THIS PLEASE IT IS A JOKE MY ACTUAL VOTE IS FOR >Enjoying yourself?

>>39354046
>“Hey Syoko, how was class?”
>“Enjoying yourself?”

>>39354046
>“Hey Syoko, how was class?”

>>39354085
>Making a joke vote
You are a braver man than I, anon. That shit can go so wrong.

>>39354046
>“Hey Syoko, how was class?”
>“Enjoying yourself?”

>>39354046
>“Did you learn anything new?”

>>39354085
Supporting this.
>>39354046
>“Hey Syoko, how was class?”
>“Enjoying yourself?”

>>39354046
I vote for "enjoying yourself?"

>>39354085
2late anon Supporting

Kidding Kidding.
>“Hey Syoko, how was class?”
>“Enjoying yourself?”

>>39354085
This.
>>39354046
>“Did you learn anything new?”

>>39354046
>“Hey Syoko, how was class?”

>>39354046
>“Hey Syoko, how was class?”
>Custom option.
"If they keep hassling you like that I can share some of the tricks I've learned for dealing with them. If you can hold out for a bit the attention will die down, I promise."

>>39354025
>You roll your eyes. “As much as it worked against that army of succubi, I don’t really feel like being mobbed to death here.” You respond. “I’ll just walk in and grab Syoko. It’s simple.”

He now has a Succubi fan club waiting for him next time he visits hell.

Probably selling T-Shirts and other things now.

Taking stealthy photo's and such.

>>39353983
https://youtu.be/QvNZV08cJhg?t=16m15s
From that point till 20min

>>39354046#
>“Enjoying yourself?”
>“Did you learn anything new?”
>>39354085#
this just a little bit.

>>39354046
>“Enjoying yourself?”

>>39354046
>>“Hey Syoko, how was class?”
>>“Enjoying yourself?”
>>39354085
wonder what kind of guy Syoko actually likes, but don't ask. That shit's not classy

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>>39354085
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1l3XZFXMEGu

>>39354534
dat spaghetti.

>>39354046
>>“Hey Syoko, how was class?”
>>“Enjoying yourself?”
Apologize for not being able to be in the same class as her

>>39354046
>>“Hey Syoko, how was class?”
>>“Enjoying yourself?”

>>39354564
Talking romance with Syoko feels weird, can you blame him?

it might be filled with spoilers, but I'd love to see a Mushroom-tan PoV omake

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“Hey Syoko, how was your first couple of classes?” You ask. Something nice and simple to kick off the conversation, that’ll do. Syoko jerks her head up at your voice. Then she hesitantly opens her mouth to speak.

“…there were so many people.” She whispers. “I-I knew it at first, but they were all s-staring at me…”

“Did any of them do anything to you?” Sachiko immediately asks. She can see her hands twitching. If they did, she would roast them alive…this was probably the thought that was transmitting through Sachiko’s mind. It made sense. Back when Syoko had been freshly inducted into the group, Sachiko had been one of the first to warm up to her. Others, like Laura or STREUM, didn’t do so until a bit while later.

Syoko shakes her head. “T-they were fine. They didn’t do anything to me…”

“That’s good.” You grin. “Did you enjoy yourself?”

“Enjoy? W-well, it was interesting…” Syoko mumbles. “T-the history about this world is intriguing. B-but I already know English, so I-I was kinda bored there. Sorry…”

“Nah, I know how it feels? Actually I procrastinate during English class.” You reply, chuckling. “Uh, that’s not exactly a good habit of mine, but can I do? We’re already leagues ahead of the rest of the class…”

“That arrogance will be your downfall, Kazuya.” Sachiko smirks. “You might wind up failing on the English exams.”

“E-exams?” Syoko asks, sounding frightened. “Those are tests where you have to sit and write for two hours, r-right? But it’s the start of the school year!”

“Ah, shove it Koshimizu.” You reply. “I’ll just cram a week before and I’ll still get an A.”

“Ooh, I wonder…”

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The three of you are reaching the end of the hallway. There’s a group of vending machines around the corner. One of them is a drinks machine, the other is full of snacks. You eye them carefully. You have a big stomach, and while it isn’t rumbling you get the feeling it would be demanding quite soon. And Syoko would probably have lost a lot of water from sweating in fright.

On the other hand, recess doesn’t last for long…

>Keep going and ignore the machines.
>Buy some drinks.
>Buy some snacks.
>Buy both snacks and drinks.
>Custom option.

>>39354791
>Buy some drinks.

>>39354791
>>Buy some drinks.

>>39354791
>>Buy some drinks
Shake for us something for Syoko, tea or something for Sachiko.

>>39354791
>>Buy some drinks.

>>39354791
>Buy some drinks.
Provided we get something horrifyingly high-calorie that should hold us over, so it kills two birds with one stone.

>>39354791
>Buy some drinks.
We'll catch up.

>>39354791
>Buy some drinks.

>>39354791
>Buy some drinks.

>>39354791
>Buy some drinks.
>>39354843
this sounds good, get Syoko kombucha

>>39354937
>google kombucha
>mushroom tea
kek

>>39355188
Yeast tea, technically, but I'm sure our Mushroom-tan's has enough love to extend it to all members of the kingdom Fungi.

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“Hold on, I want to get us some drinks.” You say, pointing to the black-colored drink vending machines. There’s an image of a chibi black-haired girl in a school uniform painted at the bottom. This one appears to have just recently built. You walk over and scan your eyes across the numerous beverages on display. Iced tea, cold coffee, cola, honey brew, milk extract, orange juice and…no lemon-lime soda?

“What the hell is this?” You snarl. “How can there not be any lemon-lime soda here?”

“Drinking soda?” Sachiko responds, frowning distastefully. “My my, Kazuya. I never understand your fondness for such plebian drinks.”

“Soda is not plebian, Sachiko.” You respond, “And how can you say that? You drank heaps of the stuff when adventuring.”

“Only because I lacked the ingredients to create proper tea.” Sachiko replies, taking a flask out of absolutely bloody nowhere and sipping from it. The scent of upper-class women and freshly picked leaves wafts through the air.

“I-I’m fine with soda drinks…” Syoko mutters. “There weren’t much of those b-back at my old home.”

You turn your eyes back to the vending machine again. The display hasn’t changed. Lemon-lime is truly sold out. Looks like you will have to choose something else. Any of the drinks here will do.

Except orange soda. Orange soda is for casuals. As far as you’re concerned, this is one of your bro’s greatest shortcomings.

You decide to get your second-favourite drink for you and Syoko. It is…

>Iced tea.
>Raspberry soda.
>Creamy soda.
>Standard cola.
>Cold coffee.
>Custom option.

>>39355249
Vanilla Cola

>>39355249
>Cold coffee.

>>39355231
Does she have love in her heart for slime molds as well?

>>39355249
>Raspberry soda.

>>39355249
kombucha sounds fun

>>39355249
Let Syoko choose.

>>39355249

chocolate Milk (probably out also)

>>39355249
Cherry Cola.

>>39355273
Ib pls go

>>39355249
>Creamy soda.
the greatest of sodas.

>>39355249
>Creamy soda.

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>>39355249
>Except orange soda. Orange soda is for casuals.

https://youtu.be/hxVPPy5w9NA

>>39355249
>Raspberry Soda

>>39355249
>Custom option
>Grape Soda

>>39355249
>Custom option.
The Megiddo City Special

I recognise that vending machine.

>>39355449
I dare that machine to try it. The thing will spit out more than a few sodas from our foot.

>>39355449
>The Megiddo City Special

Can I ask what that references?

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>>39355249
>Custom option.

Supergel Dero Doro

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>>39355249
>Except orange soda. Orange soda is for casuals.
WHAT DID YOU SAY NIGGUH?

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Actually, now that you think about it, you and your friends and sort of running out of time. You need to get upstairs this instant, chat with your friends as a group, and save enough time so that Syoko can head back down and not be late to class. In response to that train of thought, you smash the ‘random’ button on the vending machine, input enough coins for two people’s worth of drinks and watch the allocated cans tumble down to the bottom of the machine.

“Let’s see…” You mutter to yourself. “Ginger beer and raspberry soda. Hey Syoko, which one do you want?”

“I’ll take the ginger beer…” Syoko replies, grabbing the cold can from your hands. You flick open the lid of the raspberry soda lid and take a deep swig. Now that you think about it, wasn’t there a scandal about that particular brand of ginger beer? Something about how some drinks were found to have traces of alcohol? The entire mess had been such a clusterfuck of legal battles and pointed fingers that you hadn’t really kept up with it. Well, whatever. Syoko had ingested lots of poisons during her life and developed a high tolerance to them—a bit of alcohol would probably just fly over her head.

You, Syoko and Sachiko head up the stairs and enter the classroom of 2-1.

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You, Syoko and Sachiko head up the stairs and enter the classroom of 2-1.

“Hey everyone, look who’s here!” You call out.

“Syoko!” Your bro cries out. “What’s up?”

“Good to see you, Hoshi.” Laura states.

“How you’re doing, Syoko?” Hatoko says. “Is everything going fine?”

“You seem healthy and safe, Syoko-chan.” Kurumi says. “Good for you.”

“E-everyone…” Syoko then gives a smile. “U-um, hello…it’s good to see you all…”

And like this, you and your friends enjoy the rest of your recess, talking, laughing and playing around with each other.


>Skip to lunch.
>Skip to the end of the day.

>>39355580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onOdMYWULC4

>>39355697
>Skip to lunch.

>>39355697
>>Skip to lunch.
We'll need to talk to bro. It's time to keep moving on the harem plan. Next target: Sachiko.

>>39355697
>Skip to lunch.
I want to see accidentally drunk Syoko now

>>39355697
>Skip to lunch.

>>39355697
I say you should skip to lunch.

>Syoko had ingested lots of poisons during her life and developed a high tolerance to them—a bit of alcohol would probably just fly over her head.

You fool Kazuya! You know not your peril!

>>39355697
>Skip to lunch.

>>39355697
>Skip to lunch.

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>>39355683
>Well, whatever. Syoko had ingested lots of poisons during her life and developed a high tolerance to them—a bit of alcohol would probably just fly over her head.

Oooooooh boy.

>>39355697
>Skip to lunch.

I just realized we're shipping the two berserkers together. Their kids are going to be insanely powerful if angered.

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>>39353462

Ever hear of Freudian Slips, Anon?

>>39355946
they gonna be Asura levels of dangerous

>>39355697
>Skip to lunch.

>>39355946
No, I'm thinking it would be an ironic thing where their kids are completely calm and serene, and can't understand why Mommy and Daddy get so excited sometimes.

>>39355958
Ever hear of not bothering to reply over an hour after the post?

>>39355946
just imagine one of the parents getting pissed at a parent-teacher conference or something

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It’s lunchtime. You stomach is rumbling, demanding meat, rice and whatever your mouth can consume. With large amounts of glee, you open the plastic lid off your lunchbox and stick your chopsticks within. It’s a beef bento, with rice and sushi. You spent all of last night making it. The Internet was such a useful resource for cooking.

“So this is the school roof…” Syoko whispers, gazing at the empty space around you. “A-amazing…”

“It’s not that great.” You mumble through a mouthful of white rice. “But it’s quiet. Can’t believe the other four girls dragged bro off before I could do anything, though. They’re getting smarter…”

You turn to look at Syoko. “Still, I’m glad I can eat lunch with you, Syoko.” You chuckle. “It’s always good to eat lunch with a friend.”

“Y-yeah…fufufu…” Syoko laughs nervously and opens her own box. It’s full of mushrooms, more mushrooms, some vegetables and rice. It doesn’t seem like the Koshimizu servants made it for her. They cooked meals for Sachiko, but it seems that Syoko took the time out to make her own lunch. Well, she is better than you at cooking. The stuff she makes is good.

However, there appears to be something wrong with her food.

“Syoko…are you sure this is enough for you?” Half of her meal is already gone.

“W-well, I got hungry when I went back to class, so I opened my lunch and ate some of that…” She looks down at the ground and mopes. “D-doesn’t seem like it was a g-good idea…”

“Ouch.” You wince. Yeah, that happened to you at times. Eating half your lunch to quell stomach pangs, only to find out that even more could arrive come noon.

“W-what should I do…?” Syoko mumbles.

“…”

>Give her some of your food.
>Buy her a snack downstairs.
>“Let’s stop by at MgRonalds on the way home.”
>Custom option.

>>39356040
>Give her some of your food.
We're going maximum adorabubs.

>>39356040
>Give her some of your food.

>>39356040
>Give her some of your food.
>“Let’s stop by at MgRonalds on the way home.”

>>39356040
>Give her some of your food
We've got more energy to spare, the way I figure it. If anything comes up, we can chow down ourselves as need be.

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>>39356040
>Give her some of your food.

Food sharing!

Though yeah, we should also stop by Mickey Dee's on the way home for those delicious dollar spicy chicken sandwiches.

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>>39356040
Give her some of ours.

Bros don't let bros go hungry.

>>39356110
>Men don't let their future wives go hungry.
FTFY

>>39356040
>Give her some of your food.
like hell we're letting her eat processd garbage when there's homemade food available

>>39356040
>Give her some of your food.
>“Let’s stop by at MgRonalds on the way home.”
Why not both?

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>>39356122
Don't count our chickens before they hatch, Anon. We're still dense to anything not in bro's direction, and Syoko's still up in the air.

You right, though.

>>39356040
>Give her some of your food.

>>39356040
>>Give her some of your food.

>>39356110
if we're lucky, you're right. If you're wrong, I'll cry

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You stare at your chopsticks. You don’t want to let Syoko go hungry. Friends don’t let friends starve. But pre-packaged foods won’t really do the trick. They burn fast, and are unhealthy. It wouldn’t be good if Syoko sustained herself on chips and chocolate. So screw it. Desperate times call for desperate measures. This wouldn’t be something you would’ve normally considered, if it weren’t for the fact that the school cafeteria is three floors below.

“W-what are you doing?” Syoko asks.

“I’m giving you some of my food.” You reply, in the midst of shoveling sushi and rice into Syoko’s own lunch box. “Relax.”

“B-but you’ll go hungry…” Syoko mutters.

“It’ll be fine. I can stop by at MgRonalds on the way home. Besides, Law is always yelling at me not to eat so much.” You grin cheekily. “Guess I should cut down on the cholesterol, hahaha..”

“Well, if you’re offering...” Syoko says.

You finish scooping the food, and once you do so Syoko digs in immediately. You can tell she’s pleased by the quality. Maybe you should start making food for your friends, just like bro does all the damn time.

“So, anything interesting happen on Sunday?”

“Not really. I mostly stayed at h-home.”

The two of you sit in the sun and chat, forgetting about both of your individual worries for a while. Then the bell rings, and you get up from your seat.

“Come on Syoko, that’s the end of lunch bell. Let’s head back.” You make a move for the door.

“Wait.” Her sudden voice stops you in your tracks. One hand on the doorknob, you turn around.

“T-thank you for today…” Syoko’s voice trails off, as if she is trying to squeeze something out of her mouth. Déjà vu hits you. She was acting the same way back on the Ferris Wheel. “Kazuya-senpai!”

>“Senpai?”
>“What did you just call me?”
>“No problem, Syoko.”
>Custom option.

>>39356322
Syoko gets heartfelt headpats

>>39356322
>Custom option.

Turn around scratching the back of our head. "It nothing." We are not blushing. Not at all.

>>39356322
>Custom option.
"Any time, Syoko."

And then a few beats later, when it won't ruin the moment:
"So, Sachiko's brought it up with you too, then?"

>>39356322
>>“No problem, Syoko.”
>>Custom option.
Give her a nice head or shoulder pat. Show that camaraderie.

>>39356322
I think "No problem, Syoko." might be good. Though I also want to pick "what did you just call me?"

>>39356358
I like this
doki doki as well

>>39356322
>“No problem, Syoko.”
>>39356358
"It's nothing, really."

HNNNNNNNGGGGGGGH

>>39356358
definitely this

alright all, I'm going to bed. Don't make Mushroom-tan cry or I will hunt you down

>>39356358
THIS

>>39356358
Seconded.

>>39356322
>“Senpai?”
>“No problem, Syoko.”
While DEFINITELY NOT BLUSHING.

>>39356358
THIS SO MUCH.

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>>39356358
What blush, there ain't no blush here.

>>39356322
Supporting:
>>39356358
but, adding in a headpat.

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There it is. Someone has called you her senior. This is a new and unfamiliar feeling. No-one has ever referred to you like this. But you have to say, it doesn’t feel too bad.

You turn around and scratch your head. “It’s nothing.” You say. For some reason, your cheeks seem to be a bit warm. Why? Since when did your face get a little hot? “But, uh, why the sudden change?”

“Sachiko said that since you were my senior, I should call you my senpai…” Syoko mumbles. She’s playing with her fingers again. “I don’t know why, but she was smiling a lot when she said it.”

“Ah, that’s classic Sachiko for you.” You respond. “She’s good at hiding her true motives from everyone. Comes from being a rich family, and everything.”

“K-Kazuya, should I keep calling you ‘senpai’?” Syoko asks, whispering under her breath.

You walk over to her and place a hand on her head. You ruffle her unkempt hair a bit. “You can me whatever you want. We’re friends, after all.”

“I-I see!” Syoko says, sounding happy at the answer. “Then I’ll keep calling you Kazuya. Is that okay with you...?”

You grin. “You do that, girl.”

With that, the two of you head down the stairs towards class. It seems that Syoko’s first day at school would be harmless and fine. Despite her nervousness earlier, she appears to be genuinely enjoying herself today. And that’s a load off your mind. However, it is immediately replaced by another load, a much greater one. It is one that has been lurking the shadows, and has chosen this as the time to pop up, like a great whale rising from the depths of the sea.

Yes, you’ve relaxed to far enough. It’s time to resume resolving your bro’s harem. The only question is, which girl to start with first?

>>39356539
Aw. On the one hand, it was only a one time thing, that's disappointing. On the other hand, it's still brought us closer together, so that makes me happy. All in all, still a good thing. So obviously, the next girl in line must be Sachiko. We owe her, now.

>>39356539
>Which girl you say?
>Time to activate Iron Man Mode.

>Ayase route.

Thread shall end here. Thanks for everyone who participated today. I think this could've gone better, but it was lots of fun writing Syoko (as always).

Thread is archived here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39347656
Next thread shall be on next Monday, 9:30 pm UTC as usual. If any complications arise, I'll let you all know on Twitter.

Now I gotta dash for a hour. If this thread is still up by the time I come back, I'll answer questions.

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>>39356358
Not a bit.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QxmJpn44DQ

lemme know if you guys are getting tired of this

>>39356570
Drop those worries of yours, because this thread was great. Thanks for running, Thorn. See you next time.

>>39356573
A little, but I am NOT getting tired of your voice. You got a good one, anon.

>>39356573
I think it's fine a few times a thread.
>>39356539
So the way its looking for resolving order is
Hatoko
Sachiko
Laura
Kurumi
Ayase BBEG FINAL DESTINATION No items Fox only

>>39356611
Yeah, that looks like the right order to me.

>>39356570
It was another good thread TT. I love seeing more Syoko, and I am looking forward to starting Sachko's arc.

>>39356595
>>39356611
Thanks, I'll keep it in check.
>>39356570
Nigga these are always great

>>39356611
I was actually hoping to do Ayase third so that she doesn't get offended for being last, plus I think she would be helpful with convincing the other girls.

>>39356653
I want Ayase getting offended. It's the only way to resolve the yandere. Either it will lead to talks that reveal whatever underlying issues she's having getting resolved, or it will lead to her being gotten rid of due to being a clear threat to the rest of the party. Either way, it'll solve our problem.

>>39356573
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QxmJpn44DQ
>hear your voice
>start sweating a little

Hey anon~, don't quit now

>>39356734
Syoko pls

>>39356635
Damn better than me. I have a super nasally voice, so it's hard for me to record anything good.
I've been trying to work on it recently.