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It's a warm night, but I need something that'll cover the bandage on my shoulder. Don't want any awkward questions about how I got shot. I hope the bar has better air conditioning than my apartment.

I hope he can't handle his booze. The sooner I get him passed out the better.

I still can't remember his name.

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Those late-night workouts are paying off.

Can't even tell I've got my costume on underneath. Just in case something comes up. Not making that mistake again.

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A single knock at the front door sends Rover into a barking frenzy.

Shit. He's early.

she looks like a stud

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The instant I step out of my bedroom Rover tackles me, almost hard enough to knock me over.

"I heard him, I heard him!" I plead as the dog dances frenetically around me.

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This should keep him busy for a few seconds.

Hope he doesn't try to eat the couch again.

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A second timid knocking draws a single loud bark and I try my best to fix my hair as I hurry for the door.

"Coming!"

This is it. Time to find out if my next-door neighbor is the White Knight. That nerd routine had to be an act. He's probably really..

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..cool.

"Um, hi! Hi, uh, I know I'm a little early, but I thought maybe we could go for a walk or get some food before we go out. To the bar! Oh, uh, I brought you these flowers!"

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>Go for a walk
>Go to a restaurant
>Go to the bar

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>39291185
>Go to the bar
We need him drunk fast as possible.

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>39291185
Geez, let's just hurry to the bar. Maybe he'll be less... like that when he's drinking.

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>39291185

Obviously we're going to get wasted so to the bar!!

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"Just have to grab my purse!"

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There's a cab idling outside our building that takes us all the way uptown and arrives in one piece. My mystery date pays the tab. Nice guy.

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"Wow, what a crowd! Looks like we might be waiting in line for a while, huh?"

Looks like it.

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But I'm on the clock.

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"Hey buddy, tell your girlfriend to get back in line!"

"Um, she's not, I mean, we're not, um, I'm sorry, she, uh-"

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Last night I took a piledriver through a table from a seven-foot freak. This guy is nothing to me.

And he can see it.

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"-that is, the two of us are just-"

"Come on," I say as I grab his collar.

"Are you just going to let her do that?" the bimbo asks, but they're already behind me.

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Inside is dark and loud. The band is doing a good job of keeping the conversation down. Good for me.

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The bartender looks our direction, but I've got my eyes on something else.

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Those guys are with the 8th Street Pirates. Rough gang. Pretty bad rep.

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>39292671
Look for a safer place in the bar, we don't need this.

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>39292671
Get our drinks and find a place near enough to them that we can hear bits of conversation.

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>39292671
See if guy smiley is up for a game of pool.

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The place is packed. Every table and stool is claimed, and we end up in front of the stage. Close enough to keep an eye on the Pirates, even if I can't hear anything.

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The band is loud. Aggressive. It gets my blood going.

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Then I see who's coming down the stairs.

Three of the B-Boys.

The Pirates are rapists, drug runners and murderers, but the B-Boys are psychopaths.

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My date tries to say something to me. I can't hear a word, but his bottle is still almost full.

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

>>39293138
Good thread.
>Try to figure out what he's saying. It might be important.

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>39293138
Chug it down

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>39293138
Tip the bottle into his face, holy shit. Keep an eye on the developing situation.

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>39293156
Sorry, rolling.

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>39293138
Assume he made a joke and laugh really really loudly at it

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Whatever he said he smiles expectantly at the end of it, so I let loose with the best stage laugh I can give. Straight from the heart.

And he buys it.

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My reaction makes him waver into an almost-confident smile, and he tips the bottle back, drinking more than I thought he would.

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That's when I notice that my own bottle is empty. It wasn't a minute ago-

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Rolled 2 (1d12)

Oh, shit.

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please!

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>39293552
Looks like it's time to skedaddle.

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>39293552
Drag him into the men's restroom ASAP to lure the pirate

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>39293552
>GTFO

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"What's wrong, where are we going?"

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"Come on, they went out the back!"

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"Huh? Where'd they-"

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"Forget about it, let's go."

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"Wow, that was, um, that was really... do you want to go somewhere else?"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please!

>>39291123
I love this dog food bag. You always amaze me with your innovative use of bricks.

>>39294128
Ha ha, thanks! It was the first piece I thought of.

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>39294122
>Go for a walk
>captcha:ontaP
Irony!

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We take the long way back to the main street and lose ourselves in the crowd. My date surprises me by loosening up a little. Maybe that beer worked after all.

"Oh, uh, you're right, I guess I never introduced myself! I'm Pete Salsiccia."

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I'm just about to tell him my name when-

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"Hey! My purse!"

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"Um, wait here, I'll find a phone and call the police!"

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Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>39294631

Pursue!

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>39294631
How dare he leave a young woman unattended! Also, who doesn't own a mobile phone in this day and age? Find your date.

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>39294631
Take a shortcut and tackle the guy!

>>39294700
>leaving your date alone in this part of town
This is clearly a distraction, they're after your man to get to you. This is superheroes 101 man.

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>>39291040

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>39294682
Backing this.

>>39294737
He can probably handle himself. It'll be a nice test to see if he's the white knight.

And we barely know the guy. Our purse is more important.

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"Remember me?"

"What th-"

The thief can't get out any more before my knee slams into his abdomen hard enough to drive him back almost ten feet and finish with a rough landing.

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What now?

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>>39294700
I spent a long time on this scene because the high-rise kept collapsing, and then when I finally got it set up I took this shot before I realized that you said "tackle".

>>39295414
Grab our purse and tell him we'll be watching.

>>39295444
You make me regret the tackle

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"Keep out of trouble," I tell him, forcing myself to breathe steadily. "Or I'll be back. I'll know."

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Asshole.

I could have ripped my nice jeans.

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"Oh, uh, hi! I, um, couldn't find any change! Wow, how'd you get your purse back?"

>>39295903
Okay, now he's just lying. 911 calls are free and identified as such on any public telephone.

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I look as closely as I can in the glow of the streetlight, but I can't see anything but naive innocence in his face.

What now?

>Keep walking
>Get food
>Call it a night

>>39295957
>Get food
You bet your ass we're taking a free meal.

>>39295957
>Get food
"I'm too hungry for this."

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>39295957
Tell him to drop the act and that we know what's really going on here (bluffing obviously). We can always make something up about him being scared if he doesn't buy it.

>>39295991
I'm this guy.
You know what, >>39295999 this.

>>39295957
Man, that looks like it would make a great reaction image with some modification.

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"Listen, I'm starving," I tell Pete. "Can we go eat someplace?"

"Really?" he asks. "I thought you might be, um, I mean, I know this great place a few blocks from-"

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"But first you're going to tell me something," I growl as I spin around and shove him backward into the wall.

"Oof! Wha-"

"Shut up. I know what you're doing. Drop the act."

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"I'm sorry! It's just, I moved in last month, and I saw you a few time in the hallway and that one time in the laundry room and I thought you were cute I mean not like in a bad way I just thought you were pretty so I just wanted to see if you were interested in me because I thought you might like to go out on a date with me! I swear!"

What now?

>>39296302
Kiss him

>>39296302
Give him a stare down and let's just get food.

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He has more to say, but I shut him up the nicest way I know how to.

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>39296469
use tongue!

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>>39296469
OH BABY

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"Don't get any ideas," I warn him.

"I don't have any ideas! I mean-"

"Forget it. Let's just get something to eat."

>>39296538
oooooh this just oozes sexual drama like a teen flick

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Pete's restaurant turns out to be a seafood joint. Not too cheap, either.

"Ah, what a lovely couple," the maitre d' says as he grabs a pair of menus. "Is it just the two of you?"

"We're not-" Pete starts before I cut him off.

"Yes, just the two of us."

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Pete gives me a guilty smile and I feel my cheeks start to warm up.

No. Stay professional.

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"Here we are," the maitre d' announces.

"Um, you can sit on whichever side you want to," Pete says sheepishly.

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What a night.

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And it's not over yet.

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>>39297034
Subtle.
Ehehehe.

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>>39297034

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That was a lot of fun! I wasn't sure how much action I could fit into a date night, so I hope everyone else enjoyed themselves!

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It was kind of hard to see in the bar, but here's the band. Two speakers, an amp, and a mic. I really like how their equipment turned out. I know Lego makes a "real" microphone, but I don't have any!

>>39297164
You are the basest base rthat ever based.
As a fellow QM, I am in awe of you.

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No Easter eggs so far this episode, but the intro was an homage to the first episode of Red's quest when she was getting dressed in her crime-fighting outfit.

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A couple more builds to show off. I put this pool table together in case the players decided to go to the bar. Pretty happy with it, even if it is a little stubby.

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You couldn't see very much of it besides the back end, but I put this crummy panel van together the other day. It's very "vroomable". I don't have any gray doors, but I think the different colors make it look like the kind of cruddy vehicle you could expect to see in the bad parts of the city.

>>39297265
I really liked that one. It's a shame we didn't stay for the inevitable bar brawl.


We're totally changing this into a dating sim next session. Thanks for the quest!

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Well, I have to go to bed, but I should be back in about 8-10 hours for some more fun, either in this thread or a new one. If you follow me on Twitter, you'll get a tweet when it starts back up:
@EndmanOfFuturon

See you soon!

>>39297265
This is great.

>>39291040
Oh my....

>>39297374
I wanted a fight!

>>39298785
And you'll get one once we end up in a love triangle!

Lego bump

Bump

>implying I can sleep when the city needs a hero

Gimme a little bit to eat and we should be back up within an hour or so.

>>39301717
HYPE

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"Isn't this place great? I normally don't get to eat here because I'm not usually in this part of town, so it's great that I got to take you here - um, I mean that we came here. Ha ha..."

I keep telling myself this is part of the job. "So what do you do?" I ask, trying to make conversation.

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"Me? Oh, um, uh, I'm in sales," Pete stammers and hastily saws open his fish. "Just, you know, suit and tie, office, ha ha, um, what do you do?"

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"Um, I was just, I mean, if you don't-"

I'm about to answer his question when my attention is drawn to the man who walks down the aisle and stops next to the only other occupied table.

"Joey Brickaretti," he says. It's not a question.

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"Yeah, I'm Joey Brickaretti. Who the hell are you?"

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That's when the man in the suit pulls out a gun. The woman shoves herself backward against the wall, too terrified to scream.

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Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>39303400
What him with the fish.

>>39303456
*whack

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>39303456
But then what would we eat?

Whack him with the plate, or chair, instead. You can't eat those.

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>39303400
Spin kick to the head.

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>39303502
Whack him with our date.

>>39303502
I'm sure that guy would pay for a new meal in gratitude for saving his life.

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>39303400
Throw the drink glass at his head.

>>39303514
nice

>>39303535
But anon, why have one fish when we could have two fish instead?

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The gunshot explodes Joey's head and through the ringing in my ears I think I hear his date screaming, and I grab the tail of the fish and swing...

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... but my reach isn't quite far enough.

"What the hell is this?" he asks incredulously.

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>39303400
Toss. The. Fish!

>>39303456
>>39303766
Fish: bad luck.

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Rolled 10 (1d12)

"You wanna play around? Maybe I'll pop your boyfriend here, that'll be fun!"

"YaaaaaahI'mnotherboyfriend!" Pete screams, holding his arms up to block the gun.

Roll a d12 for whatever you or Pete do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>39303795
Throw the fish in his face, then tackle him while he's confused.

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>39303795
Rescued by the head chef having enough of this shit in his restaurant?

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>39303795
Squirt ketchup in his eyes

Rolled 2, 2 = 4 (2d12)

>>39303795
One more for the fish. I believe in you, fish!

Also rolling for Pete to use his fish.

>>39303868
Put down the fish, anon.

WE'RE HOLDING A RED HERRING

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>39303795
Slap him with the fish, then punch his lights out
If anyone asks, we did some kung fu as a kid

>>39303868
>>39304017
Man, going for the fish is like a minus 8 modifier or something
It must be too slippery for use as a weapon

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Before I can think about what I'm doing I fling the fish at him. I'm aiming for his head but it's too hard to wield and it hits him in the chest.

"Yaaah!" Pete screams as the bullet impacts against the brick above his head.

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>39303795
BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE FISH

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"My new suit! OK, that's it, we're through playing around here, girl."

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Rolled 6 (1d12)

"Date's over."

Equipment check: your bare hands!

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do please! And roll another d12 for whatever Pete does as well!

>>39304138
Pete finds his balls and takes up the fish.

Rolled 7, 3 = 10 (2d12)

>>39304138
Keep him distracted while Pete whacks him with a plate from behind.

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>39304138
Kick the gun out of his hands

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>39304182
oops

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>39304138
>>39304186
Forgot about pete

rolling for him to continue to be useless.

Rolled 1, 3 = 4 (2d12)

>>39304138
Try to stall for time, while Pete finally decides to stop being a beta and smashes a plate over the guy's head.

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"Wait a second, just let me- NOW, PETE!"

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"Uhhn!"

"Ow! What the-?"

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"OK, you little shit, hold still!"

"AHHHPLEASEDON'TKILLME!"

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"Aagh!"

I hear a satisfying pop as something breaks in his hand and the gun sails out of his grip.

Gymnastics.

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"You're good. Real good," he says, stooping over and clutching his wounded hand. I think it's over, but then before my eyes can follow he spins around and snatches Pete's knife off the table. "But I'm on the clock."

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please!

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>39304877
Run away.

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>39304877

Lay him out with a snappy line about cleaning his clock!

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>39304877
Hit him with a chair.

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>39304877
Remind him that the police are on the way and he's just being a petty jerk.

>>39304901
Or maybe that it's time to punch out for the day!

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He's not expecting me to charge him, and I manage to knock him off-balance long enough to get by him.

"Come on, Pete!"

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"Does this place have a back door?"

"I think so!" Pete says, panting. "Wait!"

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"I never paid for our meal!"

>>39305511
"Pay for it later, and make the tip big if you want to apologize. I'm sure the police will understand."

>>39305511
God damn it Pete

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The air has cooled down a little but the alley wall is still warm as I allow myself to relax and lean back against it while Pete tries to catch his breath.

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This night was a waste. I almost got shot, I'm not any closer to finding out if Pete is really the White Knight, and on top of that-

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"Um, I'm, um, I'm sorry I wasn't much help back there," Pete stammers. "I, um... I thought you were great."

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Then he leans in to kiss me.

Roll a d12 an link to this post for whatever you do, please!

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>39305667
give him a little tongue

>>39305667
Call for a cab to take you home. This guy's a disaster.

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>39305706
I keep forgetting this.

>>39305688
We're gonna wake up at his place aren't we?

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>39305667
KISS HIM YOU FOOL

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>39305667
Also grab his ass.

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Well... maybe the night isn't a total waste. At least he's a good kisser.

This might not be so bad after all.

Then I hear gravel crunch and a familiar voice I didn't want to hear.

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"You!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you or Pete does, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

>>39306027
Looks like we got cockblocked

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>39306027
Pete: grab the trash can and throw it at the guy!

Rolled 4, 8 = 12 (2d12)

>>39306027

Red: Throw trash can at the guy
Pete: Continue to be useless.

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>39306027
Time to negotiate

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>39306027
Pull a Captain America, pick up the bin lid and use it as a shield

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>39306027
Grab a fish from the trash can and throw it at him.

>>39306179
We're the Red Avenger, not bloody Aquaman, knock if off with the fish already

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"What are you doing?"

"I'm saving you!" Pete shouts as he hurls the trashcan, almost hitting me-

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"Aagh!" he shouts as it bangs off of his shin and I hear his gun clatter against the cement.

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Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please!

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>39306407
Tackle him against the wall.

>>39306407
Mess him up, streetfight style.

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>39306407
Cry rape while you beat him senseless.

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>39306407
Tackle him against the wall, tell Pete to grab the gun

>>39306407
nut shot!

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>39306454
Forgot my dice roll.

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>39306407
Just kill the fucker, seriously he's just being annoying now.

Paste him with a garbage can or something.

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>39306493

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>39306454
This.

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He's expecting me to go for the gun. Instead, I go for him.

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"Oof-" he coughs as I knock him up against the wall. "You're making a big mistake, kid," he gasps.

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"You know who I work for?" he cough-laughs. "Bottled Blonde! She'll find out about this. She finds out about everyth-"

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I've heard enough.

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For a second I have to clutch my knees and force myself to keep the fish down. The blood in my ears makes it hard to hear.

"Come on."

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"Let's find a pay phone and call a cab."

Lego Quest will return after a short dinner break!

I hope everyone's having fun!

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>browsing /co/ for months
>nothing out of the ordinary
>eventually get bored
>"i wonder what /tg/ is up to?"
>see this thread

Based OP. Keep being cool

>>39307112
I love you Lego Quest

>>39307112
I'm enjoying this a lot actually
I'm just waiting for the inevitable Watchmen "have sex with the costumes on because that's the only way to get the guy hard" scene

>>39307322
If you'd like to see more, the first two episodes of Red's quest are archived along with all the other episodes on suptg:

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=lego%20quest

>>39307653
Is Red a man or a woman?

>>39308267
A heroic woman.

Hey, Endman. I posted the cat pic earlier. How did you like The Lego Movie?

Most of /co/ had it in their top 3 from last years animated movies.

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"Ha ha, um, well, I had a lot of fun tonight, even with the, um, you know, the fighting and everything. That was pretty exciting, wasn't it? I still can't believe you did that!"

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It has been a nice night. Not the kind I was expecting. But not too bad. I'm about to tell Pete that I had a good time when he cranes his neck and starts to reach for my hand before he snatches it back like he touched a hot stove.

"Hey, I think I see a pay phone by that magazine stand."

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"Ha ha, still don't have any change! Um, hang on, I'll get some from this guy."

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...roll a d12 and link to this post, please!

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>39310570
grab his butt

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>39310570
Surely we have some change in our purse, lets hep the guy out
Who does he keep trying to call anyway? Very suspicious

>>39310617
First he was trying to call the police. Now he's trying to call the cab. It's not suspicious.

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>39310570
Give him a quarter.

>>39310607
Oh this won't end well.

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>39310570
Neither one of you owns a mobile phone? Maybe you should just cut your losses and call it a night. You're no closer to finding out if this guy's WK, you haven't had a chance to eat a decent meal, and Rover has probably consumed all your worldly possessions by now.

You're flattered, but this just isn't going to work out.

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"OK, I'll go call us a cab. Be right back!"

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Then two words catch my eye and I realize what the newspaper headline says.

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"Hey sweetheart, this ain't a lending library! You gotta pay for that paper!"

The attendant is yelling at me but all I can focus on is the headline that takes up the top third of the paper.

WHITE KNIGHT SPOTTED

>>39311032
>"Tell me your secrets, newspaper"

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"OK, the cab should be here in about five minutes. Um, do you want to grab something quick to eat while we wait? I guess we never got to eat much at the restaurant, ha ha!"

What will you do now?

>>39311113
Fuck it, lets get some food.
If that paper is the evening edition this night is probably a wash anyway, we might as well have some food.
For what its worth I still think this guy is White Knight. He keeps trying to phone someone, even when in trouble. Could be whoever he's got impersonating his alter ego

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>39311113
What kind of metropolis is this where you can't hail a cab? Stop wasting your time with this guy. Somewhere, there is a crime being committed. Also, he laughs too much.

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>39311248
Forgot the roll
If we even need one

>>39311113
Find a hot dog vendor and swallow some wieners.

>>39311264
With rolls like this I wouldn't be surprised if every cab on the street is already booked
We really suck tonight
And dammit, >>39311291 made the oral sex joke for me

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>39311113
Read news paper.

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"Sorry kids, I only have one wiener left, and I'm all out of buns!"

"Oh, um, uh, that's OK, I guess," Pete mumbles dejectedly.

What will you do now?

You know, at this point I'm almost convinced that Pete is actually Hot Dog Guy.
>Same Face
>Works in sales, probably selling hot dogs.
>Has to say it's a suit and tie job. Yeah right, you have one suit, shaped like a giant hot dog.
>He's just awkward because he doesn't want Red to find out what he actually does for a living

>>39311465
Lady and the tramp that shit then make out.

>>39311465
Give up and go home.

>>39311465
There not another place to get food on this street?
Otherwise, forget the weiner. This night's been a disaster
Shame really, he's a sweet kid

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>39311465

Lets have a conversation about what we do and what we like. We'll get to know each other and pass the time too.

>>39311465
Friendzone with extreme prejudice.

>>39311465
I will use my 12 and learn to read.>>39311451

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"They don't make these things very easy to share, do they?"

"Ha ha, no, they uh, they sure don't!"

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"So, um, what do you do for a living?" Pete asks with a grin.

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"You can finish the rest of that," I tell him as I stand up from the curb. "I need to see something."

>>39311470
Google his last name.

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"...possibly spotted flying over the financial district... unknown female... our readers may remember that before the passage of the Wertham Act..."

Shit. There's a picture, too. It's blurry, but I can tell what it is. I just hope no one else can.

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"What's so important?" Pete asks, suddenly behind me.

What will you do now?

>>39312116
Oh my, that doesn't help. I was saying that jokingly, but now I'm not so sure.

>>39312201
Flip to the sports section! You were just checking out last night's score!

>>39312201
Distract him with our stunning smile

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>39312201

Tell him there was a story about that vigilante girl and that you've been following up on her. She seems alright for a person, but cleverly dismiss some of her actions as "attention seeking".

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>39312201
Read the comic section.
What's Beetle Bailey up to?

>>39312201
Tell him you were looking at the personals for somebody less clingy. This guy, I swear...

See how he feels about capes.

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>39312201
They say someone spotted the White Knight, can you believe that? He was kind of my hero growing up
Sound this guy out, we need to know if he's OK with capes if we intend to keep hm around

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"Oh, nothing, I'm just-"

>>39312536
Clever use of the filename there LQ, I like it

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"-checking the scores!" I laugh and flip to the sports pages. "You know..."

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"... gotta keep up with the Brawlers!"

I laugh again and run one hand through my hair, beaming up at him.

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"Also there's this new hero, that-"

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"You mean a vigilante hero? For real? That's amazing! I used to-"

>>39312773
Pls dont end it here.

>>39312773
OK, my superhero ID is on the blink, the whole date I was getting a Clark Kent vibe, but right now dude is screaming "Jimmy Olsen". He even has the hair

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Pete jumps as a car horn behind him blats twice.

"Hey! You order cab?"

What now?

>>39312879
Tell the cabbie "no."

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>39312879

Lets continue this conversation in the cab, we've got something to talk about now. And lets hope it goes smoothly.

>>39312879
Take the cab, offer to see him again sometime, during the day. Nice, quiet coffee shop date, no mobster assassinations this time. Then we can decide if he's WK or not

>>39312879
Take the cab to a love hotel.

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>39312958
Rolling in support.

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"Where to, buddy?"

"Oh, um-"

>>39312879
Poor, neglected Rover. He must be dropping a sofa-shaped turd at the apartment right now. See how Pete feels about animals.

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He jumps again when I grab his hand in mine.

"Pete... I need to ask you something."

>Reveal secret identity
>Go Pete's place
>Go home

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>39313256
>Go to Pete's place
Find evidence of the White Knight

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>39313256
Go home, talk him upstairs with us, then tell him the truth
This cab driver could be anyone

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>39313256
>Go Pete's place

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>39313256
>Go Pete's place
We need to find the truth.

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>39313256
> Go home
Because >>39313229

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>39313256
Go to Pete's place, reveal our secret identity and then go home.
We live right next door after all.

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>39313256

>goto Pete's place

Isn't Pete's place just down the corridor from ours?

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His hand grips mine tighter as I lean in and whisper in his ear, "How would you like me to spend the night at your place?"

>>39313499
But they live next door, she could have said that when they were there

>>39313837
Yeah but foreplay is a long process when your a vigilante
A movie, some cheap popcorn and some heavy petting on the coach isn't going to get her started, you need to run around some alley escaping a mob hitman before she starts getting really hot

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>>39314128

>>39314102
>>39314128
>>39314148
Dude, you're wasting images, for LQ.

>>39314148
Shit you're right sorry.

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Well... now I know he has at least one super-power.

>>39314434
Didn't she have her super suit on under her clothes? How did she get all of that off without him noticing?

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Not going to risk waking him up by getting dressed. It was tricky enough getting out of my costume without him seeing me.

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Now, let's see what secrets you've got in your closet-

>>39314516
IT'S A SKELETON

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-Pete?

>>39314483
lewd

>>39314583
He's a spy! A James Bond guy!

>>39314583
Is that a faceless man or a guy in a ski mask that doesn't cover the hair?

>>39314673
I figured it was a mannequin.

>>39314583
inb4 pete is bottled blond

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Holy wow, I've never been disappointed by the direction a game takes, and this episode was no exception! Plenty of conjecture and supposition being bandied around, I see!

If you missed the first two episodes of Red's adventures, almost all previous episodes of Lego Quest are archived on suptg:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=lego%20quest

If you want to learn even more, check out the official Lego Quest wiki, now with even more dumb stuff:
http://legoquest.wikia.com/wiki/Lego_Quest_Wiki

And if you follow me on Twitter, you'll get a tweet whenever a new episode starts!
@EndmanOfFuturon

I'll be around for a little while, and we still have ten more image spots if anybody has any questions or wants to see any behind-the-scenes stuff!

Thanks for playing, everybody!

>>39314887
Thanks for the thread, LQ.

What's the fish picture on the wall here >>39303717 from?

>>39314696
I thought that too at first but the hair is throwing me off.