>>39239279
My god, how did I miss some of those fucking typos?

>>39239279
>>Naw, actually you've quite liked it

Ice-lass is a fucking laugh riot.

>>39239279
>Naw, actually you've quite liked it

>>39239279

>Naw, actually you've quite liked it
>Ask for her to explain when we slept with her then

>>39239279
>Naw, actually you've quite liked it

>>39239279
>>Naw, actually you've quite liked it

Fukkin' silly fox girl.

>Naw, actually you quite liked it.
>Ask for her to explain what was happening when you were sleeping, then

Silly Fox

Writing

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You lean up against her and throw your arm over her shoulder. She seems to look away in shame.
"Lass, stop being so hard on yourself. Being with you has been some of the most fun I've ever had in my life. And I've loved every moment we've spent together."

She slowly looks up at you, but still doesn't seem entirely convinced of your honesty.
"I'm serious, Lass. Don't y'know me by now to know that if I really didn't like ye, I would have been gone the first night we had to spend together, consequences be damned?"

Gently, she tries to pull away. You grab her by her other shoulder and pull her into a hug.
"You've been great, Lass. Don't let yerself say any differently."

She's stopped trying to escape now, softly she cries into your coat as you stroke the soft ears on her scalp. Really, you're not entirely sure why she would consider herself to be the worst part of the last few months of your life. Especially when coming back to the shrine and seeing her was one of the great things you had to look forward to at the end of a long adventure.
And here she thought you were going to run away at the first sign of not being your summoner. Maybe she really doesn't know you as well as she thought.

"Just one question, Lass."
"Mmm?"
"What'd ye mean by 'glowing', what happens when I sleep?"

"You just glow.." She buries her face in your coat again. "It's just something heroes do when they're recharging, I guess."
"Heh, so that means someone else at the shrine is stuck with me."

You look over toward the grassy field where Keiko is playing. It's a strange thought that you really hadn't had before, Keiko as your summoner. It's kind of funny when you think about it.

>Stay here with Atsuko some more
>It's time, go find whoever and dress in whatever.
>Hey, you're wondering how Tuile is doing right now. Let's go find her.
>Maybe you should go check on the ceremony, just in case.
>Other?

And now I drive home. Thread resumes when I return.

In the meantime, think about what to do before the ceremony, discuss anything you think I may have missed, and ask each other who best girl is

>>39240415
It's clearly all of them, duh.

>>39240390
>>Stay here with Atsuko some more

Though I prefer Tuile, I though I read that they keep the "don't see the bride before the ceremony on the day of the wedding" tradition.

>>39240390
>Stay here with Atsuko some more

>>39240390
>Stay here with Atsuko some more

and now that i think about it, keiko did launch the summoning spell, yeah

>>39240390
>It's time, go find whoever and dress in whatever.
I want to get to the 'wedding' already

>>39240657
how about a small boat ride first?

>>39240390
>It's time, go find whoever and dress in whatever.
Let's dress for success

>>39240415
Madeleine, Tulie, Keiko

>>39240390
Will we make it this thread fellow anons?
>It's time, go find whoever and dress in whatever.

>>39240475

Honestly, I'm surprised we didn't just go with the "marry them all" option. Then again, tg's probably had enough harem threads, so it would be understandable that they didn't go with that.

>>39240415
Madeline, Tuile, and Atsuko

>>39240813
>tg
>had enough harem threads

rethink that statement this is tg there will never be enough for tg

>>39240813
I didn't go all cause I highly doubted it would have worked or the girls would actually go for it.

>>39240390
>>Stay here with Atsuko some more

>>39240390
>It's time, go find whoever and dress in whatever.

>>39240904
I think harem is preferred at times as it mitigates the likelihood of full on waifu wars

>>39242564
ya it is just look at the newest strikers '89 thread major war avoided.

>>39242564
it kinda seems meaningless if the mc ends up with multiple girls though

>>39242704
if done right it wont.

>>39240390
>Take a long swig from one of your emergency flasks.

>>39242739
I can't think of any time it has been done right then

>>39242812
wulin hero quest MC has a harem and its done fucking well.

>>39242886
Right but he hasn't actually started a relationship with any of them. It's just a bunch of girls who are interested in him

>>39242916
ya but thats still whats gonna happen; he will have a harem.

>>39240390
>It's time, go find whoever and dress in whatever

>>39242812
Harem Protag Quest did it pretty well too I think

>4 stay with atsuko
>5 git ready

I'll do a little more Atsuko and then get ready.

>Writing!

>>39243072
my brother

praise be to guide.

>>39243163
Praise based Guide indeed

>>39242953
>implying wulinsage will ever run that quest again

>>39243383
I can hope...

>>39243383
i want him to it was great

>>39243072
That doesn't really count, since that's the main point of the quest. It kind of HAS to be done right or else the quest fails.

>>39243491
Sure it does, the point is that it didn't fail.

That hiatus sure is a thing though.

>>39243491
I'd say it does by virtue that things could have easily gone wrong. In that quest losing girls was possible if you fucked up the wrong way.

>>39242953
I'm pretty sure it will just be one girl considering the girls would probably fight each other to the death or kill sky if we seriously tried to romance more than one of them

>>39243876
that's the thing sky isnt actually romancing anyone it just happens.

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You break the hug with Atsuko and roughly rub at her head a bit more.
"Aye Lass. It's not like I'm going to steal Keiko away from ye. As far as I'm concerned, the shrine is my home now."

That pains you to say, having lived at sea for most of the life that you could remember. But, that probably doesn't mean too much when you can sail ships that can fly through the air.
"...I don't think I could live alone at that shrine without Keiko." Atsuko looks toward her feet.
"Aye, and I'll see to it that ye never have to live alone."

You and Atsuko idly talk about the future, the shrine, even what you think the end-goal of all this investigation is going to be. Time slowly starts to slip away, and fortunately Yuuki comes by to remind you to get ready.

- -

Dressing up has never been much of a strong point.
You've done it before, because you found a piece of clothing that fit well. That's extremely difficult to find at sea.

The head maid circles around you, taking measurements and relaying instructions to another maid who swaps several pairs of good-looking pants around.

"So, what's the plan, Lass?"
The head maid adjusts her glasses as she stands up and starts fiddling with your collar.

"Your job will be pretty light, act like you're getting married and we'll do the switch during the ceremony."
"Aye. Sounds like a plan, but."

You think about how you want to phrase this next question.

"How do ye do this marriage thing? Never been to one."
"Well."
She considers your question carefully.

"All you have to do is walk down the aisle and lift the Bride's veil. Stare longingly into her eyes, and say 'I do' when you're told to. Then the Priest will say it's okay to kiss her."
"Anything ye missin' from that?"
"I don't think so."

>"What if someone uninvited shows up?"
>"How is Tuile coming along?"
>"Should I pack my gun and sword, just in case?"
>"Should I pack my booze, just in case?"
>You're packing your booze anyway.
>Other?

>>39244467
>>"What if someone uninvited shows up?"
>>"Should I pack my gun and sword, just in case?"

>>39244467
>"Should I pack my gun and sword, just in case?"
>"Should I pack my booze, just in case?"
>You're packing your booze anyway.

>>39244467
>"Should I pack my booze, just in case?"
>You're packing your booze anyway.
and gun, at least
>"What if someone uninvited shows up?"

>>39244467
>"What if someone uninvited shows up?"
>"How is Tuile coming along?"

>>39244467
We should watch out for Madeleine the lamia. I think she's planning something

>>39244467
>"How is Tuile coming along?"
>"Should I pack my gun and sword, just in case?"

>>39244590
Backing this

>>39244467
>"What if someone uninvited shows up?"
Packing a gun and booze goes without saying.

>>39244776
Perhaps, but probably not during the fake wedding.

If she is planning something post fake wedding, I eagerly await for such a surprise.

>>39244467
>"What if someone uninvited shows up?"
>"Should I pack my gun and sword, just in case?"
>You're packing your booze anyway.

>>"What if someone uninvited shows up?"
>"How is Tuile coming along?"
>"Should I pack my gun and sword, just in case?"
>And my booze, that goes with me anyway.
Writing!

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She raises your arms in an awkward pose and starts to hem the fabric at your sides.
"'Ey Lass, What if someone unexpected shows up?"
"Good question." She sighs, "We hope that doesn't happen."

"..Should I pack my sword and gun?"
"No no no." She looks you right in the eyes, "You're here to get married, a groom carrying weapons to the alter will look even worse."

"Aye don't see the problem."
You make a note that since you'll have lots of pocket-space, that means you can pack lots of booze!

"Also Jack." As if she can read the look on your face, "No drinking before you're married."
"Wait, WHAT?!"
"I'm serious. I know it's not exactly, well, UNCOMMON, for the groom to be half conscious when he's getting married. It's just we don't need people showing up to laugh at you."

What? Does she seriously think you hold your liquor that badly? Ha!

"Hey, what's all this here?"

Immediately, some of the maids standing in the room grab at their skirts and jump back.
On the edge of the room, a rather well-built man with metals coating his chest stands. He has his gloved hands behind his back, and sneers as he looks at the maids.
"Oh son of a-" You hear the head maid mutter under her breath. She stands up and walks over to the man.

"Why are you here? I'm quite busy today."
"Now Clair, you know it's the job of the guard captain to know everything that goes on in this castle."

She huffs, "I also know that when you're around, my maids complain of wandering hands touching them from the ether. Which is why I would prefer if you would go know everything someplace else."

"I just stopped by to ask what was going on here. What about you? I haven't seen you around the castle."

>"I'm a distant relative."
>Act like a stuck-up noble angry about him threatening your special day
>Just say you're getting married
>Be snarky
>Don't say anything
>Other?

>>39245444
>Act like a stuck-up noble angry about him threatening your special day

>>39245444
>>Just say you're getting married

He's not worth the extra effort of snark or lying.

>>39245444
>>Just say you're getting married
>>Be snarky

>>39245444
>>Just say you're getting married
>>Be snarky

>>39245444
>Just say you're getting married
>Be snarky

>>39245444
>>Be snarky

>Just say you're getting married
>Be snarky

>>39245715
Also, writing!

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"Just a lad gettin' married, is all."
"Ah, so you are." He tries to stand ever so slightly on his toes to make up the extra inch in height that you have on him. You desperately try to repress your laughter.

You slowly lower your head to match about his height level. All the while that poker face holds back the cackling at this guy seriously trying to intimidate you of all people.
"You know, I didn't hear anything about a wedding Mister-"
"Jack." You say, with a smile, "Call me Mister Jack."

"Aha, Jack."

He looks past the scowling maid and toward the cowering maids in the corner. They cautiously resume their duties, freezing up every time he looks in their direction.

"You know Mister Jack." He leans against the doorway, "It's customary for the guard to inspect new arrivals. I can see you're not hiding anything of value." His mouth curls into a grin, "But I know a groom has to have a bride. You do have a bride, right Mister Jack?"
"He does." The maid interrupts, crossing her arms.

"Then you wouldn't mind if I saw her?"

"I would mind."
"Aye do mind."

He dusts off his hands, "You're the special man today Mister Jack. Make sure nothing ruins that, okay?"

What the hell is that supposed to mean?
He turns the corner and leaves down the hallway, but you can see his shadow still hanging around the door. Clair brings over one of her underlings and instructs her to stand in the entrance.

"I swear.." Clair rubs her forehead.

>Follow him out to the hall. Ask him a few things.
>Finish up here, he's probably just lurking and you have lots to do.
>You can dress yourself, have Clair follow him.
>Ignore him, he probably wants to feel important.
>Other?

>>39246285
>>You can dress yourself, have Clair follow him.

>>39246285
>You can dress yourself, have Clair follow him.

>>39246285
>You can dress yourself, have Clair follow him.

>>39246285
>Other?
Beat him unconsious and stuff him in a broom closet. He can be a problem tomorrow after we are already gone.

>You can dress yourself, have clair follow him

Writing!

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"Clair, I can finish up here." You say, looking at that occasionally rocking shadow in the doorway. "Go follow him."

"Right." Clair signals to her maids to finish up here. You're almost completely dressed for the occasion anyway, except you're missing a few accessories.
She steps past the guarding maid and walks out into the hallway. You can see both of their shadows in conversation, gently moving about the edge of the doorframe.

Maybe you're just worried over nothing.
There isn't much to get worried over, it's just you don't like it when people try to talk down to you. You had it all your life, and this is really the first time that you've been able to make everyone you meet eat their words. Really, there's no reason to be worried about anyone now.

Cuff-links, collar, some stupid flower you have to put in your pocket. You fumble with the flower as it gently falls from your grasp and onto the carpet.
"Damn it." You stoop over to pick it up when you notice the maid in the doorway watching you instead of the conversation right behind her.

And behind her, two shadows are now none.
"Double damn it."

- -

The hall is vacant. If there was a huge guy and a head maid here, they aren't anymore.
You knew you should have packed your gun.

You storm down the hallway at a rather brisk pace as some butlers and maids hop out of the way to avoid your clear fury.
This place, it's much bigger and confusing than Biscotti's castle. Rooms seem to interconnect out of no where, bedrooms are placed randomly around dining areas, it's like-

CRACK
POW

The whole castle shakes, it sounds like a bolt of lightning just struck indoors not too far from you. Gently hanging in the air is the stench of burning fabric.
"Uh oh."

>Cont.

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Your legs take off with superhero speed toward the sound. Grey smoke fills the hallway as you round the corner and find out exactly what made that noise.

Standing before you is Tuile, with a blazing glare on her face. She stands in the doorway to a room with a humble dress held over her naked body and a tear-soaked maid in her other arm.
On the floor is a black crater in the carpeting, still smoldering. And in its center is a blackened ball of fur, also smoldering. Scattered around it is an assortment of discarded armor and ruined medals.

"H-h-h-h-h-h-" The glasses-maid trembles. Tuile's frown seems to overtake her face as she whispers something to the head maid in her arms.

"Tuile! Clair!" You catch up to them before they step back into the room. "Whar happened?"
"I heard someone scream outside my room while I was dressing." Tuile says, without a hint of worry. "It's gone now."

Yikes, you hadn't realized Tuile had become THAT strong from just a week or so of training. That had to be a single-hit KO.
"h-h-h-h-h-h" The maid continues to stutter as Tuile pulls her into her room.
"Wait! We got to hide this somehow, Lass!"

"I'm naked and she's terrified." Tuile smiles. "Good luck!"
The door shuts behind her, leaving you with a charred animal ball and a miniature crater to hide.

>Jack! How do you hide this before someone comes to investigate?

>>39246998
pick him up and super strength throw him out the window

while telling him to never lay his hands on another women again

>>39246998
>Grab the damn furball, get the fuck out of there and find some rope to tie around the burnt bearball. Then chuck him in a closet and forget about him.

>>39247062
He's unconcious, and he would likely be found out if we just tossed him outside. That is a terrible plan.

>>39246998
Flip carpet over to hide the charred side.

Toss the man hard and far outside the window.

>>39247092
he is a furball the size of a softball and Jack has hero strength

>>39247146
Again, the risk isn't him fighting back, it's him being discovered before the wedding is finished.

>>39247146
And when he wakes up and walks back? What then?

>>39246998
Pick him and all his medals and armor pieces up, and flip the carpet over. Then find an out of the way broom/supply closet and tie him up in it. Also gag him for good measure.

>>39246998
Roll him up in a carpet and send for our best man. That's the best mans job, on bad wedding days.

>>39247203
>>39247190
he will be miles away what part of super strength do you not get as well as it take time to return to your normal size like a day or two

>Roll him up in the carpet and put him in a broom closet or something
>Or... give it to your best man

Writing!

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You pick up the blackened furball and knead it in your hands a couple times.
"Listen here Lad."

You walk over to a nearby window, opening it up so the smoke can clear.
"Aye'm gonna make this clear, ye ever touch another maid's fluffy bits again, I'm bringing that lass back here to ruin your day. Aye?"

"Awhwhwawawawah..."
"I'll take that as yes."

You drag his face along the carpet and find an edge to it. Gently you roll him up in the smoldering fabric until all of his discarded armor and battle damage has been replaced with a bare spot in the brickwork. Which is good enough for you.

You grab the entire roll of smoking carpet just as the first maid rounds the corner, then another, and then the first guard. You smile with a wave at them.
"Nothin' to see 'ere folks! Just dropped my smoke!"

The maids collectively sigh as the guard mutters something under his breath.
And shortly following them, is Cody!
"Jack! What in hell was that? You don't smoke!"
"Cody! Aye got a special job for you."

You shove the roll into his arms.
"Clean that up. I gotta get ready."
"Eh?"

You round the corner just as Cody peeks inside of it. An even more confused look seems to spread across his face.

- -

It's time.
Clair has regained her composure, though with some redness in her cheeks. She flits and adjusts your accessories and makes sure your suit is just right. In the distance, you can hear a very powerful instrument playing that you've really only heard in cathedrals.
Well, you've never BEEN in one, but you know that they play there.

That's close enough, right?

"Okay. I got some volunteers from your caravan."
"Volunteers?"
"They seemed very eager to help."

That makes you even more suspicious.
"How this works is after you kiss your bride, we're going to swap for the girls. Then they're going to leave with you. Any questions?"

>Leave with us?
>So, do I walk out there now, or-
>I think I'm ready. Let's do it.
>Wait, what comes after the 'I do' part?

>>39247765
>Leave with us?
>Wait, what comes after the 'I do' part?

>>39247765
>>Leave with us?
"What about the stand-ins? Who are they, and what's gonna happen after we leave?"

>>39247765
>>Leave with us?
>I think I'm ready. Let's do it.
>Wait, what comes after the 'I do' part?

>>39247765
>Wait what comes after the I do part?

And some say that on this day, Jack's fear grew 3 times it's normal size

>>39247765
>Leave with us? Why that's--
>...wait, what comes after the 'I do' part?!

>>39247765
>Wait, what comes after the 'I do' part?
>>Leave with us?
If we're just going to kindnap the princess we could just skip this ridiculous fake wedding business. That'd make things much simpler for me, let me tell you lass.

>>39247929
thats what i said we should do but no~
we had to have a wedding.

>>39247996
I mean, I'm cool with it because it allows the princess independence from her plotting family while allowing her to stay in her own kingdom.

If we're taking her on an extended 'honeymoon' it sort of defeats the entire point of this exercise.

>>Leave with us?
>Wait, what comes after the 'I do' part?


Writing!

>>39248059
Daughterus get?

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"Leave with us?"
"Of course. She can't stay around here when her uncle finds out that his claim to the throne is null and void. That would just be dangerous and probably defeat the point. We'll let you know when he's done throwing whatever temper tantrum he has in store and she can come back."

"Think of it like a Honeymoon for them!"
You'd rather not.

She taps your collar, "Anything else?"
"Err, what comes after 'I do'?"
"Close enough! Let's go!"
"Er, wait-"

Too late, she's already pushing you out the door and into the small crowd that's assembled.

Small crowd mostly being maids and people from your caravan.
And.
Madeleine.

She's wearing a full-on, beautiful dress. You're not sure where she got it, but it really looks fitting on her. Lots of white frills and ribbons.
"Aye Madeleine, nice dress."
"Thanks. After all, it's like the dress we're gonna get married in."

What. Did. She. Say?

She laughs, "Hoho, not today I mean. But after this pretend stuff is over, we can start thinking about the real thing."
"She's been like this ever since I found her." Atsuko is in a very nice dress, probably not her own.
"Oh don't be like that." Madeleine laughs, "I'm the maid of honor you see. I thought it would be good practice."
You're not sure what that means.

Gruffly, you feel someone tug at your arm, looking over you see Cody.
"Hey." He says, tugging you away. "You're not supposed to be here- and"

He looks back to make sure you're outside of earshot range of Madeleine.
"-and that was a close one. Between handing me bodies to hide and getting caught up in trouble, you're trying to shorten my lifespan."
"Look at it this way Cody." You smile at him, "Someday you get to do the same thing to me."

"Don't worry." He smiles, "I already have a few things in mind to do to you when the time comes."

>Cont.

>>39248240
Could've done that without the fake wedding.

>>39248293
I can't help but feel that we have been cheated by this maid into fulfilling her yuri fantasies.

>>39248364
i said that as well. . . nobody cared.

>>39248364
I was uncomfortable with it all along to be honest

>>39248444
I think this calls for some very poignant questions over some rough tail touching...

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The chapel is completely empty, but it's still beautiful on it's own right. A man in robes stands at the far end of the chapel nervously pacing as Clair quickly leads everyone to their seats.
Even with everyone from your caravan and the maid squad, there are still only one or two rows filled.

The instrument on the far end starts playing a rather humbling tune.
Fortunately, Cody tugs you forward.
"Hey. I had to do this once. Just follow me and kiss the girl when you're told to."

You're dragged down the aisle while Keiko follows behind you. She throws bits and pieces of something everywhere as she goes. You think someone should stop her from making a mess, but it's not your chapel, so who cares.

The music subsides as two girls in white start their journey from one end of the room. One is clearly Madeleine, but the other is so dolled up in fancy white decorations that pretty much anyone could be wearing it.

Except for a thick brown tail which pokes out the back. You can tell it's wagging furiously.
Oh Tuile.

They approach the alter, as the old man starts his speech.
"Dearly beloved, we are gathere-" You stopped listening right about there.

And you are certainly thankful that you did. It doesn't seem to end.
Cody's eyes have glazed over. Tuile seems to be using the white fabric over her face to hide her looking in circles. Madeline.. has a strange obsession with your face.
Weird.

"-do you, Tuile di Biscotti. Take this man to be your Husband"

Madeleine nudges her.
"Oh! I do!"

"And do you, Er, Mister Jack. Take this woman to be your wife?"
"Aye."
"No, Say 'I do'"
"Aye do."

You take the small green ring and slip it onto her finger.
"By the power invested in me, I now proclaim to Konditorei that you are Husband and Wife. You may kiss the bride."

You lift the veil to see her face, her smiling tear-soaked cheeks are practically beaming at you.
"Jack."
You lean in, gently you can feel her warmth on your face, and then your lips.

>Cont.

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39248676

Oh yes indeed

>>39248388
>>39248444
What's really getting up my nose about this affair was that she sold it to us as a means of giving the princess a gold plated protection against any further machinations of her uncle. If that isn't the case, and he's simply going to keep doing that as long as she's in town, than feel like she's led us into this arrangement under false pretenses. This marriage isn't going to have any effect on anything, and I no longer see why we should go through with it.

I think we should bail, and just take the kid with us in the chaos.

Perhaps we could get Alicot or Cody to come in and object at the right moment just to throw things into bedlam, and we could escape with the princess with her purity intact.

>>39248919
when i originally voiced my dislike for this plan i gave an alternative plan it was vary simple just remove her uncle from the country by kidnapping him and sending him to the underworld to tuile's uncle

Guys. Enough whining. It's an eyesore. Move on, the choice has been made and narrated.

>>39248861
yesssss.

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And then your back against Cody, and then Tuile against your chest.
The head maid somehow appeared behind both of you, pushing you out of the way.

"Okay! Quick! Let's get the main stars out!"
Gently behind her, from the other end walk two small figures clad in white dresses. Behind them is Louise, carrying another ring.
Madeleine laughs as the tan-skinned girl nearly trips over her dress, but is caught at the last minute by Greta.

"Quickly!" She turns to the wrinkly man inside the clutter of robes. "Same thing, but with them, hurry!"

He looks down at his book as you gently stand aside for the two girls. They approach the alter and stand in front of it, seemingly confused on what to do next. Clair stands behind them impatiently as the man continues to flip through page after page.

"What are you doing!?" She whines at the priest. "Go on! Do the ceremony!"

"Sorry Ms. Clair. But I refuse."

The look on her face could destroy nations.
"You REFUSE?"

"Of course, Clair. Hadn't you noticed?"
"...noticed what?"

A smile far too large for that wrinkly old priest seems to split straight through his white robes. Gently, he reaches upward and grabs at his face with one of his decrepit hands.
And then he grabs at another part of his face.

Then another.
Then another.

"C-CLAIR!" Greta yells, jumping back from the alter as her hero shields her. "THAT MAN IS RIPPING OFF HIS OWN FACE!"

That smile of his, it gets bigger and bigger as more pieces come off. Keiko starts crying into Atsuko's nice dress, Louise hides under one of the rows, Yuuki is already charging some kind of blue attack.
Tuile only looks back at you, confused and a little hurt.

>Cont

>>39249133
im not whining im gloating

I was right and everyone else just realized it so now im calling everyone else an idiot

>>39249184
What.

>>39249079
As crazy as that plan is, that actually makes more sense than what we're currently doing.

I say that instead of marrying the princess and the hero now, we just leave with them. If their marriage will actually afford them political protection from her uncle, we can decide to have a full ceremony back home. Otherwise, literally nothing has changed, apart from saving two young children a substantial amount of emotional baggage that they are just two young to deal with.

Seriously, if we're taking them with us either way, it'd be better for everyone involved to do this outside of their own country, if at all.

>>39249184
Well then this was unexpected.

>>39249184
Clearly he must be destroyed for ruining Tuile's pretend wedding.

>>39249184

Right, balls to this, kill EVERYONE we don't know, at let god sort 'em out!

...Oh. Right. Don't have our weapons.

Fuck it, we'll make do with our bare hands!

>>39249184
So I take it they knew about the plan.

>>39249341
>>39249385
Clearly we must kill everyone on the alter. With our bare hands.

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>>39249184
"HHHHNNRNNRRRRRGGGHHHAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHH"
In his place is a man seemingly twice the size of that old man. Both in stature and in width and height. On his belt is a mighty hatchet, and his chest has the consistency of steel. Furry, fuzzy steel.

And his face, seems almost contorted into the widest and dumbest grin you have ever seen!

"Wait a minute, what the hell is this? Clair?" Cody seems less than amused.

"Jack?" Madeleine wraps her lower body around you. "Did that guy just.. errr. Hatch?"

"Clair? Come on, don't leave us hanging." Cody reaches for a cigarette that he seems to have sneaked in.

"You're.. The princess' cousin Gilles. You can't be-" Clair seems speechless.
"IT IS SO, CLAIR. I'VE BEEN ONTO YOUR PLAN SINCE DAY ONE, CLAIR" The wretched beast of a man underneath seems to vibrate the whole cathedral with his voice.

"But.." She looks around the cathedral, again confused. "Where's the old priest I hired?!"

He laughs, the stained glass sounds like it's going to fall out at any minute.
"IT WAS ME CLAIR, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG. I'VE BEEN PRETENDING TO BE AN OLD MAN FOR A WHOLE MONTH."

This man.
Is completely insane.

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>>39249434

>>39249460
Ok this guy seems like just oodles of fun!

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Thanks for participating
have a nice night.

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>>39249460

Might as well get this out of the way...

"IT WAS ME, AUSTIN! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!"

>>39249460
ya this dude is fucking crazy.

>>39249511
thanks for running

>>39249460
What the flying fuck just happened.
Just.
what.

>"IT WAS ME CLAIR, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG. I'VE BEEN PRETENDING TO BE AN OLD MAN FOR A WHOLE MONTH."

WHAT.

>>39249460
Okay I know this guy is bad, but I have to say I like his style.

Dude...WHAT.

What?

Whaaaat?

Well...this is a thing

>>39249593
>>"IT WAS ME CLAIR, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG. I'VE BEEN PRETENDING TO BE AN OLD MAN FOR A WHOLE MONTH."
Wait, how long has Clair been planning to marry those two girls, again?