>>39238350
Stats:
Population (Minotaurs) 530 605
Population Growth 75 75
Population (Awaken) 80 95
Population Growth 15 15
Tech:
Techs
Agriculture
Farming,
Cabbages
Cabbage Trees,
Apple Trees
Domestication,
Hyper Sheep

Magic
Geomancy
Pyromancy,
Lavamancy,
Pyromancy School,
Sleep, raw and dust
Tools
Stone Tools
Iron Tools,
Tooth Use,
White Beast Skull
Steel Wool
Clothing
Steel Wool Robes
Construction
Stone Construction,
Obsidian Construction
Miscellaneous
Mining
Sex Drugs,
>Summary incoming

>>39238350
Slow, get in here! I told you there was already a minotaur thread!

>>39238387
Well I fucked that up
>Summary
Everything should be in order after the clusterfuck last night
>Giant mystical ball of fire comes crashing down from the sky
>Elder council & Drozen confused as fuck as to why shit is constantly falling from the sky
>Awaken freaking the fuck out
>Takes weeks to make a decision
>During this time Cult Leader begins preaching in the streets about how this is a sign from the ancestors, and devotes himself to fire for the fire god
>This gains traction and soon the cult has 20 members, a majority of which are pyromaniacs
>Minor schism going on between Ancestor Minotaurs and Fire Minotaurs
>While this shit is going down the Pyromaniacs build a small temple outside the village walls
>Unintentionally set the snow on fire for the second time while they go after the meteorite
>Kill a Minotaur in while doing so
>Piss off everyone
>Militia is sent out to bring these criminals to justice
>Fighting commences
>Pyromaniacs had actually been coming back with a hunk of meteorite
>Used this to make a Star Metal Awaken
>Fight commences with some Cultists having Star Metal weapons
>Militia wins the fight after Ahdrag drops the Cult leader in lava then kicks his Awaken in with him
>Militia drags the unconscious cultists back to the village for trial

>>39238411
I remember thatm it Was epic.
Also, Welcome back Civvie!

>>39238446
Okay, new format! 2 actions per turn, with stats, and 1 research
>Original, I know.

Population (Minotaurs): 605
Population (Awaken): 95
Pyromancers: 12 (20 incapacitated)
Lavamancers: 2 (Original and apprentice)
Actions/Tech please!

Rolled 83, 61, 60 = 204 (3d100)

>>39238463
>>39238520
Use the Rolls in Order
>Action 1: Form a Guild Specifically for Dust Research.
>Action 2: Deal with The Cultists
>Research: Sky-Metal

>>39238539
>83, Great success!
The elders decide that they honestly don't know much about this Sleep material. As such, they form a guild of the smartest Minotaurs and Awaken to figure out what it can be used for.

>61, Average success!
>Cultists
Due to a majority of the cultists not actually killing anyone (well that and the lack of evidence), the grunts are given hard labor in the mines while the elites face trial by combat.

>Tech incoming

>>39238619
Good, Plus, You know Late Sleeper and Hypocrite are gonna be late right? plus i have to go in about 15 mins, but I will be back, Max 1 Hour, But Probably less

>>39238539
Sadly, due to the Cult Leader being the only one who knew how to work the Sky-Metal, your blacksmiths are left scratching their horns at how to smelt this odd rock. Eventually, one of them cranks up the heat in his forge to the point where his fur nearly caught on fire, and a pyromancer had to be called in to control the blaze. But dammit it worked. He forged Sky-Metal

>Sky-Metal forging discovered!

>Though a very limited material, and slightly weaker than your Iron Wool armor, the Sky-Metal appears to enhance a user's Pyromancing and Lavamancing abilities.

>>39238659
Yep

Rolled 16, 42, 11 = 69 (3d100)

>>39238664
>New Actions?
Ok, Action 1, We make a 2-Handed Sword for Ahdrag out of the Sky-Metal
Action 2, We Make all The Houses out of Stone
Research, With the New Guild, We try to make a Refined Version of Sleep

>>39238729
>shit rolls
>but 69?
>wat do?

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Stats:
>Population (Minotaurs) 680
>Population Growth 75
>Population (Awaken) 110
>Population Growth 15
>Update
>>39238729
Oh dear. This will be fun

>>39238754
69 MAN COME ON

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>>39238729
>Total rolls = 69
Lucky roll on one action or the research. This will use up your lucky roll for the next ten turns.

>>39238783
69 For Research, 42 For Sword, 16 For Houses.
>Another Kids gonna die, arnt they?

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>>39238817
On it.
>Not just the kids.

>69: HOT DAMN LUCKY NUMBERS!
The wisest of the new guild decides to have the blacksmiths take a look at Sleep. They find one brave (or stupid) enough to do so and they find that if it is smelted down by a skilled blacksmith over the course of a day, then the Sleep can become a material similar to the Iron Wool, but acting as a conduit of sorts for innate Tauren magic powers.

>Magic weapons invented!

>They take a long-ass time to create, but provide a devastating conduit for those skilled in the gifts of the Ancestors

>sword incoming

>>39238893
gtg see you later

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The blacksmiths, hearing of Ahdrag's heroic feats during the battle at the Children of the Sky Fire's Temple, come together to create a sword worthy of him. Unfortunately, they rush the job when adding in the Sleep to make the sword blaze, and cause it to instead become a, well, you're not quite sure what it is. But it most certainly isn't a sword.

>>39238918
Later

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>11: Complete failure
>Disgonbegud.jpg
Some of the more dull-horned members of the village come up with the idea to replace the wood in their houses with stone. They ask the elder council for their help, to which they say,

>Go right ahead! There's no way this could go wrong!

Unfortunately, the Minotaurs did not think to move their families and themselves out of the house before they started ripping out the wood. Combined with the weight of the snow and ice on the roof, the roof caved in on itself and crushed them all.

>-20 Minotaur population!

>Population (Minotaurs) 735
>Population Growth 75
>Population (Awaken) 125
>Population Growth 15

Two actions, tech, and their subsequent rolls please!

Sad bump

Rolled 39, 61, 41 = 141 (3d100)

Rolling for
>1. Expanding the walls around the village
>2. Finding a new food crop/animal
>3. Researching proper construction techniques.

Finally got some internet!!

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>>39239099
>39: Average failure
Your people think it would be a pretty good idea to expand the walls, after all, it it getting a bit crowded inside the walls, and nobody wants to build a home outside where the White Beings stalk. So, a group of upstart citizens gather in front of the wall, and try to force them to move outwards. Instead of doing this, they create a massive bloody hole outside the walls, surrounding the village
>Update
>>39239140
WOOOOOO!

>>39239140
Would you like to re-roll the next two outcomes?

>>39239167
Cool. Now that we have a Sleepers Guild and a Mages (pyromancy) Guild, we need to establish a Fighter's Guild, where children will be committed from birth to grow into great warriors.

Also, the Pyromancer's Guild should be able to choose children they find attuned to the Fire Spirit to join them

Same with Sleepers Guild and Eart Spirits

Ahdrag takes command of the Pyromancer's Guild to keep it on track. He needs an apprentice to take over for him as chieftain after he dies, too

>>39239278
Roll the action for the establishment of a Fighter's Guild. Roll high and the rest will come along as a bonus

>>39239306
I can't roll. ipad, remember? Can you roll for me?

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>39239345
Shit, forgot about that. Sorry again

>>39239361
>Mother fuck-
damn it

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>>39239361
>19: Complete failure
Woo boy.

Your Militia starts to express concern about new recruits, as almost all of the volunteers and conscription troops have fuck all in the way of combat experience or knowledge. One of the captains in the Militia tries to get a Fighter's Guild going to train the recruits. This get's mistaken as an underground fight club and is quickly shut down by the elders and Drozen, old as he may be.

Rolled 54 (1d100)

Rolling for GM event.

>>39239413
What would you like to research?

>>39239415
okay, so I need 3 more rolls for the other things.

Also, after that, Drozen should die so we can move on. I want the whole first gen to be dead now or relatively soon so we can get a sense of an advancing civilization

Rolled 84, 1, 76 = 161 (3d100)

>>39239453
Drozen passes after this turn

>>39239443
Building more Star Metal Awaken to guard our under-construction temple.

Also, Sleepers Guild should research Sleep

>>39239470
Damn, that Pyromancer's Guild is going strong

Also, can we meet a new civ relatively soon? A new, different conflict would be nice

Also, Ahdrag, now leading the tribe and the Pyro's Guild, tries to find an apprentice and goes to the Elders about personally establishing a Fighter's Guild and appointing an enhanced Awaken, Grak, as the leader

>>39239470
>84: Great success!
The Pyromancer's guild, despite the recent controversy with the whole Cultist debacle, are able to set up a respectable establishment and attract young Tauren into their ranks easily.

>Sleeper's Guild & Earth Spirits guild incoming
>>39239472
>>39239535
Please slow down, I can only type so quickly

>>39239550
Take your time, good sir. I just want to get down my ideas while I can.

I'll take it slower tho. Sorry.

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>>39239470
>1: Failing so bad that many, many children will die.
While the Sleeper's research guild is trying to establish a decent presence within the village, several small children, having never seen Sleep before, steal some. Thinking they are a piece of hard candy, they try to melt it down to drink.

>A loud bang echoes through the village

No bodies could be recovered

>>39239577
Hey, no worries. I just need to get a half-decent description up for y'all

>>39239470
>76: Above average success!
Ahdrag, fearing that extremists will take over the now integrated Pyromancer's guild, takes full command of it, personally inspecting them for any bit of trouble

>The Pyromancer's Guild will never try to rebel while Ahdrag is in power!

>>39239472
>You've barely got enough to make weapons, how do you expect to make a full Awaken?
Ask the elders.
>Sleep
We've recently smelted it into ingots.

>Drozen death incoming

>>39239629
(You don't have to write anything for this:)
The Pyromancer's Guild take this as a sign of confirmation of their beliefs. Those who still worship the Ancestors are being punished.

Rolled 28, 80 = 108 (2d100)

Rolling for Star-Metal Awaken and new civ.
>>39239695
(I'll keep this in mind)

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>>39239717
>28: Below Average Failure!
The Pyromancer's guild takes the best blacksmith they can find among their ranks, and attempts to recreate the Star Metal Awaken. Ahdrag catches wind of this, and finds them trying to end the miserable existence of an unholy creature made of impure Star-Metal.

>Half of the Meteorite was used up in making that monster!

>>39239693
Ahdrag teaches a less intense dogma, hoping to make a more permanent peace between the two groups. Desiring a lasting peace, he sees no other option than to take a position as the Fire Spirit's prophet/messiah. He was the first, after all, and he has a fire elemental as his advisor.

>>39239767
FUCK. Try to recover the metal. Outlaw further experimentation with Star Metal Awaken. This law is set to expire next time star metal falls.

Entire cult sits in prayer for a full day begging the spirits for more of this metal

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>80: Great success!
A high pitched screech can be heard, carried by the wind. It marches closer, bringing with it pain and misery. Soon it reaches the hole outside the wall, and a lone guard dares to look over as to what it is. He sees a short (to a Minotaur), skinny creature with a big hat on his head and an odd bag with pipes sticking out of it. It's pink skin is barely distinguishable from the fur surrounding it's head. The noise stops and you hear it yell up to you.

>"Well, that rright therre's not sometin' ya see evaryday now is it?"

>You have met the humans!

>>39239535
Can we get another attempt at a Fighters Guild please? This time with Ahdrag's authoriteh behind it

Send out a person to bring him to the Elders. Have Ahdrag present. Have Grak present as the Awaken representative.

This is about to get interestjng

>>39239850
>>39239934
>What do you call yourself, pink fleshling?
>what is that weapon you wield?
>why does it make such a great and fearsome noise?

Btw I gotta go for a while. Out to dinner. I'll try to get on wifi if thre is some

>>39239801
I had something typed up for this, but my browser crashed. Ahdrag acts as a peacekeeper and stops the two groups from hating eachother for now. Roll it and it will take one action for this turn.
>>39239862
You as well good sir.

Rolled 17, 74 = 91 (2d100)

>>39239955
Roll For This And This>>39239964
IM BACK BITCHES

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>>39239934
>>39239955
I keep forgetting you can't roll Late. Sorry.
>Human counts as research for this turn
>"Ah call meself William McGinnis, head o' Clan Ginnis"
>"These arre no' a weapon lad! These're me pipes! Most beautiful sounds come out a' this littl' thing!"
>"Simple! Ah blow on this end, then I push the buttons on tah side right herre!"

You can't clearly understand him, his accent is too thick.

>91

The fighters have a much easier time getting a guild established after reports of this strange creature start spreading around town.

>Population (Minotaurs) 885
>Population Growth 75
>Population (Awaken) 165
>Population Growth 15
Actions, tech, and rolls, my good men!

>>39240066
Ahdrag loves the sound and requests more to be made. Also, they ask for something to barter for it. Maybe the improved wool?

Not sleep. Never give it up

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>39240105
One action!
One more action and a tech please!

>Captcha: Idrug

Rolled 31, 81, 52 = 164 (3d100)

>>39240066
>Did you just get the 91 from the Combined rolls?
Anyway!
A1: Get to know more with the 'Humans', and Try to understand him better
A2:>>39240105
R: Find out what the Sword we made for Ahdrag is

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>>39240127
>A1
>31: Average failure!
>Well ya' se' mah friend. I'm not exa'tly tha' most knowled'ble w'en it comes to mah people. Ah know onle' that we eat, we sleep, an' we fuck!"
He says this with a wide smile on his face

>A2
>82: Great success!
Your people have never really had the concept of trading before, but adapt to it pretty quickly. After showing the strange William your Iron Wool, he quickly hands over his bag of pipes, saying:
>Please give meh' some o' that! It'll be' perrfect fer' our clothes!
You happily oblige
>You've aquired bagpipes!

>Research incoming

>>39240239
>>39240105
Why the Bagpipes? You have an idea?

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>>39240152
>R
>51: Slightly above average!
Ahdrag himself takes a good long look at what exactly his "Sword" is. After swing it around a few times, he finds that the "blade" doesn't cut very well, as does the handle, it makes a very good smashing tool...

>Ahdrag has aquired a blazing warhammer!

>>39240293
Everyone loves bagpipes!

>So, anytin' else ya be wantin'?
>Population (Minotaurs) 960
>Population Growth 75
>Population (Awaken) 180
>Population Growth 15

>>39240345
Actions and roll please, forgot to add that...
>I'm dumb, sorry

Rolled 88, 74, 66 = 228 (3d100)

>>39240310
EPIC
A1: Ask him to see if his Leader/s want to meet us
A2: Recover the Sky-Metal from the Failed Sky-Metal Awaken
R: Put the Sleepers Guild to the Test, get them on new Forms and uses of Sleep

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>>39240459
>A1
>88: Great success!
Attempting to simulate his accent, Ahdrag speaks in a guttural, choppy voice. This shocks the man, who then says:
>"Ya speak 'uman? Tat's fantastic! Mah leaders 'll wan' ta see ya! Let meh know when you're read'e!"
>A2
>74: Above average success!
Ahdrag orders the blacksmiths to smelt down the corpse of the Star-Metal Awaken, to which the normal Awaken offer to help. Saying yes, you witness them perform some kind of ceremony on the corpse, then slowly melt it down back into liquid metal

>A decent amount of Star-Metal has been recovered!

>R incoming

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>>39240562
>R
>66: Average success!
The guild works day and night, dawn to dusk, trying to discover anything of use from the Sleep. Finally saying "Fuck it" the guild master takes his weekly dose of sex drugs, and (after having a massive orgy) has a stroke of pure genius. Burying a piece of sleep in the fields, he sees the ground start to glow with a shining light similar to Sleep. Picking up a cabbage, he takes a cautious bite. Never has something tasted so sweet.

>You've discovered fertilizer!
>Population boom! + 75 Minotaurs!
>Population growth boom! + 25 total growth!

>Population (Minotaurs) 1110
>Population Growth 100
>Population (Awaken) 195
>Population Growth 15
>1000 POPULATION REACHED!
>SPECIAL EVENT TIME!

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There have been, disturbing, reports of children and adults alike going missing in the dead of night. No screams have been heard. No bodies have been found.
>Who is causing this?
>Where is my baby!?!
>Why is my wife missing!?!
It appears that someone, or something, is stealing your people. You need to do something about it. Fast

Guys?

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>39240562
The Human's are Nice, and It's Very nice to get the Sky-Metal back!
>>39240633
Nice!
>>39240696
>OH SHI-
Well, We Start Patrols at night, With Ahdrag and The best Set Fighters in both the Militia and the Pyromancers Guild.

>>39240730
Sorry I took so long, I was Waiting till the end, then the Event happened, so I waited longer

>>39240733
Best Set Of*

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>>39240733
>Yay! I'm not alone any more!
>80: Great success!
Patrols at night are stepped up, and that puts most fears at ease. Any kidnappings now are hushed up, but you still have no idea where they are going. You find the occasional footprint, but it doesn't match any Minotaur, Awaken, or even Human foot you've ever seen. It looks skeletal, very lightly pressed into the snow.
>You guys never did deal with those white figures in the mine...
>>39240749
Got it, thought you had left, sorry

>>39240818
>SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
Ahdrag Seeing this, Gets the Every Guild to Work On how to deal with the Skeletal Menace
>Sorry I took so long

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>39240911
Forgot to roll, so scared
Plus Add the Closing of the Mine

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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>39240911

Just warning you. If you fuck this up I will not be merciful. You had time to deal with this. And instead you started a Fire Cult and killed small children and their families.

>Update
WELP THIS GON' BE FUN!

>>39240926
>ohgodwhy.jpg

>>39240941
>>39240926
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>Minotaur roll: 12
>Mine-Stalker roll: 83
>Result: Clear cut defeat
A crowd gathers around the mine, demanding entrance to find their missing family members and friends.

>Yes, good.
>Come to me.

A few try to push past the guards, then get shoved back.

>Come join your friends.

The crowd surges forward, overwhelming the guards and running headlong into the mine. A Geomancer tries to stop the people by shutting the mine, but all he does is crush them as the Earth seals the mine. The people inside are trapped.

>Fresh.
>Meat.

Their screams can be heard all night, as people listen in utter horror as their loved ones are ripped to shreds.

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>39241031
Nice pic!
Also
>I Fucked up Mang
Ahdrag Searchs with help of Every Guild in the Town for a way to Kill them

>>39241094
Someone come back so I don't have to roll..

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>>39241094
Thank you!

Ahdrag tries to rally the people to fight this monster

>WE MUST AVENGE OUR FAMILY!
>WE MUST HONOR OUR ANCESTORS!

He calls into the crowd. It's no use, everyone is panicking right now, and they screams are only getting louder.

Rolled 29 (1d100)

Rolling for Mine-Stalker's action

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>39241197
Rolling for Ahdrag Stops whatever they are going to do, and Kills them all!

The screams have stopped. People believe the worst to be over. Then the scratching starts.

>Scratch scratch

>Scratch Scratch

>Scratch Scratch

Something is scratching at the pillar.

>Update
>>39241234
Ahdrag, sick of this bullshit, bulls up and smashes down the pillar with his blazing warhammer. A skeletal being is found, shocked and paralyzed by the sudden light hitting it's eye sockets.

>SSSCCCRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It retreats back into the mine

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>39241283
Ok, they are weak to light, We send a Crack team of Pyromancers with Ahdrag at the surface to wipe them out
>plz high roll

>>39241320
>OHYEAH.jpg

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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>39241320
>86: Great Success!
Ahdrag's act of sheer bravery causes his followers to remember they have balls for a reason and charge after him, hands blazing with great balls of flame, lighting up the mineshaft like a goddamn lighthouse.

>Rolling for Mine-Stalker Action
>Bring William with you?

>>39241369
Yes, He shall see how we fight!

>>39241395
Roll it.
The creature ducks through countless hidden entrances it had time to dig out, but it just can't seem to shake you!

>SCREE!

>SCREE!

>SCREE!

>IT FLEES BEFORE US! FORWARDS MEN! TO GLORY!

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>39241395
Oh shit,i Thought we got the old roll, he will still above the surface, ill roll if you want it

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>>39241466
>18
The Tauren lose track of the creature, the endless twists and turns of it's tunnels causing them all to become lost. A voice is heard behind them

>"OI! THE FOOK AR' YA DOIN' DOWN 'ERE!"
William appears to have followed you down, and now the creature knows exactly where you are

Rolled 61 (1d100)

Rollin' for the creature

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>39241547
Zuggim, One of the Pyromancers, and Best Pyromancing only Minotaur(he Cant get the hang of Lavamancy) Lights the Mine-Stalker On fire
>plz high roll

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>>39241645
>>39241634
>Creature roll:61
>Minotaur roll: 52
The creature appears right behind William, and looks about ready to rip the little human into pieces. Zuggim fires a ball of fire straight at the creature's face, narrowly missing William (It does set his hat on fire though) and hits it square in the jaw. It reels back in pain, blinded by the bright flash of light.

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>39241727
Mashzun, A Warrior of the Milita Smashes its head off with a warhammer
>plz high roll

>>39241645
>>39241764
>wat

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>>39241764
>Double 52 in a row = 104
>RNJESUS FAVORS YOU
Mashzun leaps forward, easily clearing William and his now burning hat. Standing over the creature, he plants one hoof square on it's chest, then brings his warhammer down full force on the creatures dazed face. It makes a fine paste on the head of the warhammer.

>The Mine-Stalker has died!

>Captcha: Legoo

>Roll for celebrations

Rolled 45, 86, 46, 63 = 240 (4d100)

>>39241892
YES
What next?
>>39241937
First roll is for this
>A1: Ask William to Get to his Leader/s to talk to us
>A2: Make sure the mines are clear, then send the miners back in
>R: Find out what the Mine-Stalker is

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>>39241982
>Next
A day of mourning is called for all the innocents who ran to their death in hopes of seeing their beloved. They will be truly missed.

>-150 population from total deaths of this event

>A1 William
>45: Average!
>"Look 'ere ya ragin' bulls. I saw waht' ya' did back t'ere with that creature. 'hat was fookin' amazin'. But until ya' get mah hat fixed, I ain't leaving"
William will get his leaders, but he is demanding a "hat". Your people have no concept of this.

>A2: Mines
>86: Great success!
The miners are understandably a bit weary to head back into that mine, but after Ahdrag himself blasts the mine full of white-hot fire, everyone happily heads in. Any and all threats within have been dealt with.

>Celebrations
Many drug fueled orgies are had out of happiness that this debacle is finally over!

>R incoming

>>39242160
That is what he would do...

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>R: Mine Stalker
>63: Above average success!
The elders, after saying a prayer, begin to examine the body of this, thing. They're certain it's not anything they've ever seen before. Any defining features in the head can't be seen for obvious reasons, and the only thing noticeably distinct about the body is how slim and feminine it is. William walks in on this, and pipes up

>"Oi, 'the fook are you lookin' at a snow elf for?"
He gets closer and sees the body is without a head. A look of shock crosses his face.

>"Well fuck meh sideways...'his is bad. Rreal bad."

>>39242270
Tell Him,
>Tell us about this later, when your Leaders are here, for now, Tell us about this, 'Hat'

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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>39242317
A look of shock crosses his face, as he looks at you in sheer disbelief.
>"Ya know, the t'ings ya put on yar head!"
He says this, pointing to his head. His head fur appears to be matted down from wearing this, hat thing.

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>39242387
>why did you roll?
Roll for 'Hat' Research

>>39242414
>fuck

>>39242414
>Rolled for his explanation translating to Minotaur

>Hat
>15: Complete failure!
The concept of hats is a completely alien thought to you.
>Why would one want to cover up their horns?

>Are they not meant to be shown with pride?

William looks at you in confusion.
>"Look, if ya don't git it, I'll run through it ag'in."
>"Ya take a bit o' cloth, an' ya put it on yer 'ead!"

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>39242526
Not knowing what he means, but remembering what he had on his head, We take some Iron-Wool, and Make Something that Resembles the 'Thing' that was on his head
>high roll to not offend him

I just noticed, We are rolling for fucking HATS!
We are taking HATS SO SERIOUSLY BECAUSE IT COULD MEAN WAR

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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>39242594
>You may have pissed off a Scotsman. Your village may be dead soon. Depends
The Iron-Wool doesn't even stay on his head, and blows off with a slight breeze let in by the open window. He doesn't look amused.

>"No, t'ats no' a fookin' hat"

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>39242644
With the New Data, We make a Better hat

>>39242644
>>39242629
>Good times!

William looks at you dead in the eye, then cracks a wide, toothy grin.

>"OH MY FOOKIN' GODS YOU T'OUGHT I'D BE PISSED!"

He can't stop laughing, and is currently hunched over out of sheer laughter.

>Update
>>39242666
>4
>RNJesus hates you
Your bovine brain just can't seem to grasp the concept, and William is starting to stop laughing.

>"Wai', so ya seriously don't kno' 'ow to make a hat?"

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>39242770
Ask him for help for the hats
>RNJesus loves, but two things hate me, mines, and hats

>>39242802
SEE!

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>39242802
>I love GM-ing low rolls
Wait, William. Will you please demonstrate how to make a hat?

>A look of disbelief appears on his face, and he thinks that you're joking.

No, we aren't.

>He takes a deep breath.

>"Great, fookin' fantasic...Look, just f'llow me and show me ya sheep"

>>39242899
>why are you rolling? It scares me when you roll

>>39242925
>GMPC. Just as vulnerable as you guys. He has to roll just like you
>If you get William killed I will bring down the GM's wrath down on you

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>39242956
I ROLL CAUSE I'M SCARED FOR WILLIAM, SAVE HIM

>>39242991
i was scared, dont use plz

>>39242991
>You can't get a roll higher than 32
You follow William outside to the Hypersheep flock. The One-Armed Awaken is there, carrying a small Hyper-sheep lamb.
>Hello there little man! I hear your name is William! Tell me, what brings you here?

As William is about to speak, a commotion is heard coming from the gate.

>AHDRAG! WE NEED YOU UP HERE NOW!

>>39243078
Ahdrag Comes to see what is happening

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>Rolling for problem

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>39243147
Rolling Against it

>>39243158
>>39243147
REALLY

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>>39243131
>>39243147
The Militia moves out of Ahdrag's way, and he get's a clear view of the outside.

>We come for the human!

A small group of those creatures from the mines are standing outside the gate. They wear bright blue robes, fluttering in the winds.

>"W'at's goin' on up 'ere?"

William walks up next to Ahdrag, and his eyes instantly go wide.

>"No, they followed me..."

>UPDATE
>"Ya may 'ave a slight problem"
A feathered stick whizzes by your head.

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>39243268
>Why do you want William
Ahdrag Gets into a battle stance, and the militia follows him lead

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>FUCK IT. THIS IS A SPECIAL EVENT!

>>39243315
>A ROLL HIGHER THAN 32!
The human is an escaped slave. We were following the sounds of his accursed instrument when we happened upon your quaint little village. Now if you would be so kind as to get out of that barbaric stance and hand the hooligan over.

>(Note, you still have a Civilization to run after this is over)

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>39243385
Can we trade William for something? Like Cabbage tree seeds?

>>39242925
Can you guys summarize what's happened since the human showed up? I'm a bit drunk and don't have the patience to read thru the thread

>>39243474
YAY YOU BACK! ITS NOT JUST ME AND CIVVIE!
>not that i dont like you civvie

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>>39243417
>47: Average
>"THE FOOK!?! ALL I WONTED WAS A BLOODY HAT, AN' NOW YOU'RE GOIN' TO TURN MEH OVER TO THESE BASTARDS WHEN T'ERE LYING STRAIGHT TAH YA FACE!"
To say that William is upset would be a massive understatement.
>Come now slave! Join your masters! And no, as he is our rightful property, and we should not have to pay for our own posessions!

>>39243497
no they give US William

>>39243490
Um, We traded the bagpipes for soe Iron-Wool, The was a Mine-Stalker that we killed, FUCK HAT ROLLS MAN (we tryed to make a new hat for the Scott, but we failed, miserably) and now this

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>39243513
>Fuck. Sorry about that.

>William, calm down. You heard us wrong, we want you in exchange for cabbage seeds.

>Sleeper
We found him wandering out in the snow playing bagpipes. We killed the Mine-Stalker (turns out it was a snow elf) and singe his hat. He introduces us to the concept of hats, and we've spent the past half hour trying to get high rolls to understand why the hell someone would wear a hat

>>39243568
Rolled for snow elf response, you need to beat them

Newfag reporting in, killing time on a journey, been following for a bit.

even if we cooperate, wouldn't they be annoyed to discover we just mashed in the face of one of their guys? (Gals) so therefore I agree that we should find something they might want to trade

>>39243568
Yep, I mean fuck, Hats hate me

The humans a slave? What? Please tell me what's happened since I've been gone. Who the fuck are these blue-robed people?

And why are they asking for an ass-kicking?

We're free Tauren, motherfuckers. We don't like slavery.

Plus, this "human" is a pretty cool fellow. Here's my offer: their best soldier vs either the human or a minotaur champion. Winner takes William

We won't give him up freely. These "elves" look weak. Not like William. He looks like a good drinking buddy and an able warrior

>>39243622

The last snow elf fucked up a bunch of our shit. That wouldn't be a fair fithe one on one no matter what

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>39243601
>>39243622
Their Best vs Ahdrag
Roll for Agreement

>>39243619
>>39243513
The fuck you guys?

A) since when are we fucking slave traders? We're a just society and we should fight for what we believe in. We're WARRIORS for the ancestor's sake.

B) these are SNOW elves. We are Tauren of earth and FIRE. they're our natural enemies

>>39243619
>>39243620
>>39243622
>Human
William is a GMPC I came up with to see how it would play out. I thought it would be an interesting dynamic.
>>39243622
Because they're elves, that's all they ever do besides make toys.
>>39243622
1 vote for Fighting in a tournament.
>>39243649
This is also true, and he/she/it killed a hundred and fifty of our people. Bargaining chip?
>>39243664
With a groan, they accept your "Barbaric challenge"

>>39243664
Snow Elf Agreement*
>>39243676
We whernt going to makehim a slave, just not theirs, and you make good points

>>39243664
Whoa whoa, nobody said Ahdrag.

We can't risk our only leader. We don't even have a second.

I motion for either another cultist or Grak

>>39243676
I see William is having a nice effect on Sleeper.
>>39243716
The Awaken take a keen interest in this, and see it as morally right to keep William Free.

>>39243716
Hes the best fighter, hes killed tons of cultist, and the Sky-Metal Awaken, and now has an amazing axe
He will win

Or alternatively, tell them we've got themail slag we killed earlier, chuck her body over the wall and say it's payment. Play hardball.

>>39243746
Hammer even

>>39243746
Same pole
>>39243749
I'm not sure how they would react to seeing one of their kin with their head completely gone

Sorry, posting from a Samsung s4, so any weird words are probably autocorrections I didn't check.

>>39243749
Hard ball leads to unnecessary deaths. I assume they're good at Magic?

I say we vote, Ahdrag or Grak for the battle. Ahdrag will obviously get a larger bonus, but Grak should still get A bonus, and it's lower risk.

I vote Grak. Why risk our greatest warrio-hero-legend over this human? We may need m in the coming war...

Okay, Grak in an honourable 1v1

>>39243798
They are exceptional in magic.
>>39243792
No worries
>>39243822
So it's decided?

>>39243798
Yes Grak

>>39243829
Wait... How do advanced awaken deal with Magic? This is important. It may be smarter to send a fire mage

So I may or may not have missed yesterdays thread
woops

>>39243846
Fuck it, Grak it is

>>39243866
So you are most definitely...

...clueless

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>>39243836
>>39243822
>>39243798
>>39243716
Grak is chosen as champion, and he heartily accepts.
>>39243846
Constructs have exceptional magical capabilities. At least from what you can tell, as Grak has demonstrated finer control over the Earth than most Awaken
>>39243866
WELCOME!
>>39243884
Yep

>>39243884
>punpunpunpunpunpunpunpun

>Capthca ufail

>>39243884
fak u m8
>>39243893
Alright whats happenin here m8ys

Rolled 32 (1d100)

ROLL EM

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>39243920
ROLL FOR GRAK

Are these threads going to be daily at a similar time? I'd like to keep with then

>>39243920
Sweet. We just gotta beat 32

>>39243936
We decide the time at the end of the thread

>>39243935
Theme song to fight:
The Show Must Go On - Queen

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>>39243935
>OPENING MOVE GOES TO GRAK!
Grak steps in the arena, looking at the tiny little elf. Despite not showing it in his face, the elf's eyes betray his fear. As Grak cracks his neck, he takes a good long look at the elf. Then he picks him up and whips him into the wall.
>THE ELF IS ON THE GROUND!

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>39244015
Rolling for counter!

>>39244037
FUCK

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>39244037
ROLLING FOR GRAK, +86

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>>39244037
>>39244069
>THE LITTLE ELF TAKES THE COUNTER!
Despite being whipped around like a Tauren child's ragdoll, the elf manages to get up. He's coughing up blood by the bucket, and is visibly struggling to stand. Regardless, he leaps around, dodging Grak's follow up attack and landing on his shoulders in an effort to try and make the Awaken ram his head into the wall. Grak, realizing this, stays far the fuck away from any hard objects

>The elf is having a very hard time staying balanced on the ponderous Grak, and receives a -10 penalty to his rolls. Grak receives a small advantage, with a +5 to every roll

My battery is about to die with no near charger in sight. God speed Drak. God speed. If someone could add me on steam, and give me a shout when the next thread it up I'd be grateful, first civquest I've really followed.

>>39244137
Fuck. We need a more neutral fight song,

Innuendo - also by Queen

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>39244137
Grak Geomances His back to stab the elf
>PLZ HIGH ROLL
>LIFE OF RISK

>>39244171
NOOOOOOOOOO

>>39244171
>shitshitshitshitshit

Rolled 60 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

Rolling for the finale!
>>39244171
No geomancy. This roll will not count, however the elf will lose some of his disadvantage

>>39244207
Thank you glorious DM

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>39244164
invite sent
>>39244207
THANK GOOD
New roll

>>39244228
>>39244207
wait, was your roll for grak?

>>39244228
YEEEEEEES FUCK THEM WEAKLING SNOW ELF FUCKBOIS

Tho in the future I now want Ahdrag to get an apprentice, die in an epic battle with snow elf leader, and have his apprentice swear vengeance

>>39244268
kek, Not sure on the Vengeance, but the Rest is good

>>39244256
Huh? What? No...

>maybe

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>>39244207
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A -5 DAMMIT. ACTUAL ROLL IS 55.
William yells,
>"COME ON YA FOOKIN' PANSIE! IT'S A WEE ELF AND YER A FOOKIN' AWAKEN! FIGHT DAMN YOU FIGHT!
>>39244228
Grak hears this, and realizes that if he doesn't win, all he has been taught,
>Every creature is free, and deserves a chance to live. From the smallest lamb to the largest Awaken, all must be free.

Grak grabs the elf with one arm, then starts using him as a hammer, smashing him into the ground like a blacksmith with hot iron.

>Grak drops the elf

The elf is slowly crawling away, bleeding from, well, fucking everywhere. Grak takes one final look, then looks up the crowd. The elves are too horrified to watch, while the Minotaurs, Awaken, and William cheer him.

>FINISH HIM!

>Will Grak?

>>39244335
We need to vote

Grak grabs him by the head

If we vote to kill, he crushes the head in his palm

If we vote to spare, he drops him
>but maybe cripples him somehow

>>39244335
OMG THE CHOICES
All life must be free, but will he slave more people?
>>39244356
Vote to Kill

>>39244356
Just to clarify, grabs him by the head and displays him to the crowd to show his victory

>>39244356
If he lives he is not walking ever again. No potion, food, magic, or fucking anything will heal these injuries.

>>39244374
1 FOR KILL

>>39244388
CHANGE MY VOTE, HE LIVES

>>39244403
1 FOR LIVE!

>>39244381
Life or death?
Also where did Clueless go?

>>39244374
I don't have my vote yet. Must discuss.

On one hand, warrior culture, evil snow elves against everything his civilization stands for, and utter victory. Sparing could show weakness.

On other hand, sparing might make (somewhat) friendly with Snow Elves. Killing could lead to bitterness or even war. Also it would show him as benevolent

Then again, killing would be more badass

>>39244443
>>39244419
Change back to Kill plz, Staying on kill

>>39244388
Ooh boy, living might be worse than death. Might make them just as bitter.

Fuck it, squash that head like a rotten tomato

>>39244466
>>39244471
YAY DEMOCRACY!

>>39244487
WRITE IT, I WANT TO HEAR HIS PATHETIC HEAD BURST UNDER GRAK'S FIST

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The snow elves look on in abject horror as they see Grak standing over the body of their brother. The look of terror and sadness in their eyes overcomes any posh poise they had earlier. Grak looks to the crowd, and hears one thing
>KILL HIM
He must be ended before he can enslave again. Grak takes the elf's head into his hand, looks him dead in the now black and bleeding eye, then crushes it like a small child would a snow ball. The blood runs down his fingers, dripping down onto the cold hard ground. The corpse drops from his stone fist. Nothing is left of the head except for the liquids on Grak's hands.

>>39244487
If the snow elves start shit, we'll go to war with them, free all the humans, and further expand our society to include a third major race :D

...plus maybe some snow elf turn coats of there are any

>>39244578
We don't understand the concept of hats, how the fuck do you think we can make coats out of other sentient beings?

>>39244570
Ahdrag turns to face the leader of the snow elves (name?) and smirks smugly.

"We had a deal. Now leave."

Rolled 74, 4, 38 = 116 (3d100)

>>39244570
>what is with us and crushing snow elf's head?
Anyway!
A1: >>39244654
A2: Train Willain to be an Amazing Fighter
R: Make a Liquid Form Of Sleep
>>39244605
*sigh* Turn-coats anrt actually coats

>>39244670
>*sigh* Turn-coats anrt actually coats
I think he was joking

>>39244692
Dont know
>>39244670
>>39244654
Hang on, do we need to roll for them leaving, if not, should i redo the rolls?

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>39244570

>Victory for the Minotaurs, Awaken, and William!

>>39244654
Atreintius (Snow elf leader name) looks in disgust at the sight before him, then composes himself as well as one could in this situation, and says
>Fine. A deal is a deal. Even with you barbarians.
>William stays with us!
>>39244670
Democracy said kill him, so Grak did in a beautiful fashion.
>>39244723
They'll leave, but I'm rolling for what they do as they leave
>A1: William
You approach William about him becoming a fighter, he looks quite happy at the thought.
>"Ya saved me life, 'course I'll fight fer you! Just make som'o that armor o' yours and I'll gladly defend ya!"

>A2: Liquid Sleep incoming!

>A2: Liquid Sleep
The day after the celebrations are held, William is seen heading to a blacksmith to get some new armor. He mentions something about "The Golden Liquid" and accidentally causes the blacksmith to believe that the Sleep, in a liquid form, is even more potent than the dust! This kills the Minotaur, sadly. But William decides, "Fuck it" and takes a drink of the stuff. He was seen stumbling around town later that day.

>You've unintentionally invented alcohol!
>Captcha: noupe

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>>39244860
I FUCKED UP.

>>39244860
Yaaaaaay! Booze!

We need hard minotaur scotch and ale

We should start growing wheat or barley or something to manufacture it from. In future generations, we'll have mastered the art

>>39244908
Wait, I didn't fuck up? I thought I read the rolls wrong. Let me know if I did.
I will also need a roll

Rolled 74, 90, 74 = 238 (3d100)

>>39244860
Really? That brilliant
Ok! Next ones
>A1: Make William armor
>A2: >>39244908
>R: Um, Researcher make a New form of Magic, Like Gromancy or Pyromancy

>>39244971
>of cause the 90 goes to the alcohol
>>39244941
dont worry, it worked out

>>39244971
Sweeet. Let me specify:

Pyromancy was manufactured in response to the Whites. It was made to kill Whites. We need a new form of magic to specifically protect against the Snow Elves

...speaking of the Whites, we should send out hunting parties... The tundra is oddly quiet...

Also, Ahdrag communes with the talking skull. He keeps his fire elemental by his side to help him discern lies

>>39245025
Wait till the next turn, its 2 actions and 1 research every turn
>turns happen every major Civvie post

>>39244971
Scottish culture + Tauren culture = ultimate booze

Made from fermented CABBAGE!!!
and maybe some fermented sheep's semen for good measure

>>39245050
I will, I was just making a suggestion

Cant wait till Civvie's Post

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>>39244971
>William Armor
>74: Above average success!
Despite William having a considerably smaller frame than even the smallest Minotaur, the blacksmiths easily make a fine set of Iron armor with Iron wool as padding.
>A2: BEER!
William has shown a knack for brewing, even if that brewing involves melting a mineral down to super-heated temperatures then cooling it just enough to drink. In one of his drunken states he remembers he brought a sack of seeds with him. Planting these, stalks of wheat soon to grow in abundance, allowing easy harvesting and brewing!
>You've found wheat as a crop!
(Sorry this is taking so long, had to deal with my dogs.
>R proper Pyromancy against Elves
>74: Above average success!
Some of the Militia recall how the Pyromancer's fire only seemed to hurt the Snow Elf at close range, and as such, begin to test new techniques on straw training dummies!
>You've fully explored the pyromancy magic tree! All the potential that could be unlocked is now yours!

>STATS:
>Population (Minotaurs) 1550
>Population Growth 120
>Population (Awaken) 240
>Population Growth 15
NEW ACTIONS/ROLLS PLEASE MY GOOD SIRS!

>>39245209
Okay so:
A1: Scouting parties for Whites
A2: Ahdrag and his fire elemental commune with the Skull
R: I'll let shamed decide

Rolled 72, 36, 51 = 159 (3d100)

>>39245209
HOLY SHIT THIS IS AMAZING
>breathe
Ok-ok-ok
A1 and A2 >>39245265
R:Bring the Pyromancey School and the Researchers together to make new Spells Like Flare, Beam and Fire Burst

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>>39245265
Rolls. I need em

>>39245250
Oh yeah, Ahdrag is probably getting old as fuck by now. He's gonna need an apprentice to pass on all his skills and knowledge, and soon. He probably doesn't have that many turns left

>>39245294
HE TOOK MY SWEET ROLL

>>39245293
Switch A1 with Ahdrag Geeting an Apprentice

>>39245323
The one that old lady Palmer gave you?

Or the one you bought in Whiterun?

Gotta shower after next turn

>>39245415
Ok, gotta go to sleep in like 1hour10mins

>>39245293
I am late yet again. I apologize.
>A1 White Beings
>72: Above average success!
While a majority of the village's eyes have been turned inward, the guards look out into the Arctic wastes. No movement. None at all.
>...not good
The Town Guards kindly ask if a few hunting parties could be sent out to see what exactly the White Beings are up to. Ahdrag agrees, and sends out a party to investigate
>ADVENTURE MODE WILL BE ENTERED AT THE END OF THIS TURN
>A2 Talking Skull
>32: Average failure!
The skull won't talk. Not that it can't, the fire elemental makes sure of that, but it just doesn't have anything to say. It's been away from it's brethren so long it knows fuck all about what's going on outside.

>R: Spells
>51: Average!
Despite having extensive knowledge of Pyromancy, only spells like Beam can be figured out as of yet. No one is quite sure how to properly utilize the Pyromantic gifts.
>update
>Shit.jpg

>Adventure mode or no?

>>39245495
You weren't late, I was quick
And ADVENTURE MODE!!!!!!!!!!!
>plz dont die
If you need names, ask and you shall receive...
a website
http://www.fantasynamegen.com/orc/short/

>>39245571
http://www.fantasynamegen.com
Sorry, better link

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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>39245571
>Imsorry.jpg
Cromor and Arg had been chosen to lead the party in search of the White Beings. Stocked with food, Sleep, weapons, and most importantly beer, they set out on the hunt.

>What do you do?

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>39245662
Who are Cromor and Arg you say?
>I give All the Background!
Cromor was One of the First Awaken to be upgraded straight from creation. He is a Stratagist and Master Geomancer
Arg is one of The Srongest in terms of Brute strength out of every Minotaur. He welds an Axe.
>>39245694
Cromor Makes a Formation for the Party and We head out, Looking for White Beasts or the caves they might be in.

>>39245774
Can i get Bonus for making Background? I will accept a +5 on the roll, that all a can ask *puppy eyes*

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>>39245774
>Excellent
>Adventure roll: 47
>Party roll: 44+5
The winds howl as you trek through the frozen landscape. Any trace that there would be of the White Beings is lost under the icy gales. Eventually you happen upon a small cave of sorts where you find two White Beings resting. They're unaware of your presence and appear to be sleeping.

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>39245858
Cromor Geomances them into the ground, trapping them but keeping them alive, but before that Pyromancers are Prepared to Kill them if it fails

>>39245858
Well stealth is cowardly. Yell to the heavens and ambush the fuckers, surprising them as they wake.

Speaking of wake, I must sleep. Later guys. Seeya soon

>>39245924
Shamed's strategy is better, but it failed. Back up pyro roll? He did come prepared after all

>>39245858
I FORGOT TO SAY THANK YOU FOR THE +5 THANK YOU SO MUCH
>>39245924
>shit
>>39245928
Night, Ill Email you the time for the next thread

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>39245924
>>39245961
Back up Pryo's Roll

>>39245928
Later man
>>39245924
The Geomancers' sudden magic spooks the Pyromancers to the point where they're caught completely off guard as the White Beings bolt straight up.

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>39246011
>Shit, No live-experiments
Oh well, Arg Rushes in and kills one and the rest of the Militia Guard kill the Other

>>39246046
GOD I GET REALING OUT-OF-COMBAT ROLLS, BUT AS ITS IN-COMBAT OR MINES OR HATS I GET SHIT

>>39245995
>11: Complete failure!
The Pyromancers attempt to get a shot off on the White Beings, but miss by a wiiiiiiiiiide margin, instead closing off the entrance. There is no way out now, you must fight them and by time to dig out of the hole.
>update
>19: Complete failure
Arg's bull rush (pun intended) is easily dodged by the White Beings, and Arg's axe is jammed into the ice wall
I just realized I never linked the previous thread.

Rolled 35, 27 = 62 (2d100)

>>39246101
>NEVER MIND THE THREAD ARG IS GONNA DIE!
Ok,Cormor Summons Earth Spears to Stab The White Beasts, And the Pyromancers Fire if Cormor Misses( So Dont use second roll if The first works)

>>39216770
There it is.

>>39246186
GOD DAMN IT

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>39246186
>You cannot win today.
>35: Average failure!
Cormor tries to summon Earth Spears, but intentionally summons a pillar in the middle of the room, making the roof liable to cave in at any moment
>27: Above Average Failure!
The Pyromancers fire again, but again miss and hit Cormor square in the back, breaking his focus and knocking him onto his ass.

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>39246273
Arg Pulls His Axe out the Wall and Spins Around with axe in hand, Killing the White Beasts

>>39246303
kill me

>>39246303
>12: COMPLETE FAILURE!
Arg pulls his axe from the wall. He pulls it square into his head. The body collapse backwards, axe still lodged into his skull.
>>39246321
I'm working on it.

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>39246339
Wow
Draah, One of the Militia at the back, Seeing Arg fall Prays to the Ancestors and the Spirits, Mainly the Water Spirit, For the Power to aid him Comrades
>plz high roll

>>39246401
THAT'S AVERAGE, ITS GOOD

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>>39246401
>44: Average!
>Who are you?
>Why do you call for me?
Please water spirit. I am in need of your help. These, things, have hunted my people for as long as we've lived in this land. We wanted to strike back, to prove we were not afraid. Now my friend lies dead and we're about to be slaughtered, please help us!
>...
>Very well.
>I shall help you.
>But you must build a temple and spread my word of peace in your village.
>Do not disappoint me
The roof collapses in on itself, trapping the White Beings in ice. Then it heats up to liquid water, and boils them alive(?). Everyone except for Arg is alive.

>>39246529
Before we Deal with that, we take the teeth from the White Beasts and we head home.

>>39246601
And with that, we end the thread.
Have a good night

>>39246616
When should we start the next one?
I vote anytime tomorrow, after 2pm GMT

>>39246634
Does same time as today work?

>>39246634
12 hours and 20mins*
>>39246654
mmm this time it should be at 6pm, this on started at 7,( dont freak civvie, We dont mind)
Spart from that, Sure!

>>39246715
Sorry about that by the way. I live in the US and your Timezones confuse me. Again, sorry.
Also this is now archived

>>39246802
Cool!
Which Timezone are you in? I Can tell you what time it is for you if you want?

>>39246849
EST, and yes please

>>39246884
Its 21:46 where you are right now, Correct?

>>39246907
20:47.

>>39246922
ok, 6pm in england will be 1pm where you are

Got it. Thank you!
If it doesn't start at 1, assume it will start at 3. Though most likely it will start at 1

>>39247006
Ok Thank you, Wee you then!

See you!