Business is quiet, with Salvia mostly monologuing while you occasionally give one word answers, trying constantly not to think about that conversation at dinner and failing quite miserably. She mostly talks about her daughters while mashing up powders and probably hallucinogenic mushrooms. Whenever a customer does arrive you just stand there in an awkward silence while she deals with it and makes a sale, she lets you put the money away. Basically you feel totally out of place and really useless like a ice skater stranded in the Sahara, you're clearly just here so she can keep an eye on you.

>You can totally help out, and not just in the pretend way by: Choose one:
>Sweep the floors
>Use the motor and pestle to grind up drugs
>Write in
OR
>Tell her you feel like you're not actually helping at all.

>Write in.

>Previously on spaghetti snek quest: https://archive.moe/tg/search/tripcode/%21Me.qpOlLW2/type/op/
Paid Debt List:
SPIDERSMUT: http://pastebin.com/Z7S9enSE - by anon.

This twitter thing everyone's talking about - https://twitter.com/DrUnorigional

Difficulty: This crappy quest will have a difficulty setting that you can change at any time if you so wish, just ask, use it tactically.

>Easy mode: (Half XP) You get 5 dice rolls, best roll taken, the entire world is sunshine and rainbows. Only lasts for 5 in game story posts.

>Normal (defult): (Normal XP rates and encounters.)You get 3 rolls, best dice taken.

>challenging: (Double XP!) You only get 2 rolls, best of 2.

>Hard mode: (Triple XP and more loot.) You get 2 rolls but we use an average instead of the best one. Bad luck comes your way and shit is getting perilous, pray to the dice gods for mercy.

>Punishing: (Quadruple XP and allot of cool stuff just left lying around. )You only got one shot, make it count. 1 roll. Enemies are written as more competent/ better equipped, E.G if encountered then regular wolves will become larger dire wolves ect. You may get your shit pushed in.

>Nightmare mode: (10 times exp) Awww shit son u gon die. The worst of 3 rolls is taken, the world shifts to grimdderp and bad things happen. You can't turn it off for 10 in game posts.

Fate point: QM steals from khornette quest because he is a filthy hack, you can reroll one dice per session. Only once, and use that instead.

Dub rolls = +30
Trip rolls = +90

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>>39177532

>Current level = 26
>Difficulty = Challenging. ( I didn't forget, I'm just not changing it )
XP: current/total = level.
For example. 35 exp collected vs a 60 for evolution = level 58

Every 25 levels you get some kind of passive perk that might have an effect on your next evolution. Whatever you choose gets strengthened as and if you evolve.

Experience is given via difficulty and is relative. Remember to use the difficulty setting tactically, you can't raise it until after the fight is over.

>Mundane = 1 or even 0 XP. Shit like killing insects or knitting.
>Easy: 1-3 EXP, picking a lock or successfully hunting small prey.
>Medium: 5-10 EXP hunting larger prey that can fight back but really can't win.
>Challenging: 10-25: Shit that can fight back but not exactly life threatening.
>Threatening: 25-50 Something that could very well kill you and puts up a fair fight. 1V1 me faggot.
>Deadly: 50-100+ a (much?) larger/stronger opponent that may have the odds stacked in their favour

>>39177513
>You can totally help out in the pretend way by: Pretending to take orders and have customerssss!

We're just a kid after all.

>>39177513
>Tell her you feel like you're not actually helping at all.
>D-did i do sssssomething to make you mad...?

>>39177619
>>39177632
Lets just stand there and feel like we've offended her:

Writing.

>>39177632
>>39177532

This.

>>39177632
This and ask her about helping with the mortar and pestle.

>>39177513
>sweep the floor, you can't be that bad at it right?

Fucking yes I made it for a thread.

This quest is all kinds of awesome. Can we embrace the kid thing even more? It's so adorable and I need more of it in my life.

>>39177819
It's especially fun that snakemom thinks were insane for all the things we aren't actually insane for while missing all of our actual craziness.

>No one else wants to be a qt snek

Dammit! We're a child we should act like it!

>>39177843

Snake mom thinks Katie is a cannibal, and that's why she has gotten so large.

>>39177843
>>39177874
It's even more fucking amazing. It's like we've been raised by wolves, but even worse.

>>39177632
Voting for that, while we're at it. So fucking adorable.

>>39177874
In reality we are a socially inept, possibly delusional, highly perverted tantrum prone individual who has managed to kill dozens of boars, get in a fight with /b/, and get punched in the face by a druggy

>>39177509
Finally. It's been 3 threads since I could participate more then rereading it.
Let's start the Snekening

>>39177921
Sure, we didn't eat anything sapient, but we still managed to survive 5 days in the woods as a new born and managed to kill quite a few things. As a new born. Our body shouldn't be this physically capable for fighting.

>>39177994
I think our Kill count is:

2x Uni-Bunnies
2x Canopy Crawlers (The Shit Monkeys)
1x Crocodillian
8x Boars
1x Big Boar
1x Deer

Quite impressive for 8 days old.

>>39178039
Well in numbers, yes, but we didn't kill every day, so that makes it worse again
Time for hueg snek today!

>Quest has a smut paste
>No charsheet
sasuga /tg/

>>39178216
The op appreciates a good smut.

>>39177513
I guess I missed the voting period, but question:

WHAT are we wearing right now? That dirty old sweater? did it get washed? Did someone pick up our shirt for us?

>>39178342
No, we bought a new black hooded shirt that we can wear. Eddie is worried about us in our choice of attire but he looked at us with a worried glance and said nothing.

>>39178342
Que panic attack when we realize that we're naked again

>>39178475
we bought it, but it's still drying when we last left it.
Did ANYONE go pick it up?

>>39178486
I'm pretty sure Salvia wouldn't allow us to go around naked. We must have SOMETHING on.

>>39178486
Nope. Noone.
That said I think we should jut go and gut something. mayb tear the skin of and wear it.

>>39178517
Sounds good. Maybe another deer? A fresh one? or some kind of jungle cat?

>>39178517
We already bought the shirt with eddie's money, the least we could do is actually wear it.

>>39178517
Nope. I disagree.

We need to hold off on doing that until someone teaches us how to do it properly.
Assuming we don't like bile-covered clothing.

Do you guys think it would panic her more or less if we told her we could remember stuff from before we hatched. Obviously those memories are confusing us.

I don't remember seeing it mentioned in the other threads, is this set in the same world as any of the other RE: quests going on?

>>39178517
Hold off until snake mom is less alarmed. If we do, we should remember to take off our clothes and stash them so they dont get covered in blood again.

>>39178540
yeah, I like our shirt. Theoretically.

Though, I also really enjoy helping out in the shop.

Remember folks, we have a few objectives.

Find out the reason for this existence.

Find something exciting to do.

>>39177513
You're starting to get a but stiff from standing, and feeling rather self-conscious. Salvia's taken to just quietly mashing away and measuring out ingredients and it might just be you but the entire situation feels tense, you can feel her presence right next to you, a friendly but stuffy feminine aurora and you can't help but wish you were alone. It feels like you're pressed up against her in fact, despite being more than 2 foot apart.

You've thought about moving further away but then apprehension strikes and you agonize or whether or not she'd take it the wrong way.

Why are you even here anyway, you're not helping. Did you do something to offend her? You gulp quietly, it's because you were doing lewd things in the tub earlier isn't it? Fuck that's the only explanation. It feels like your encased in a thick syrup, trapped in the room with a giant pink elephant that's fornicating itself vigorously. What if she knows and just doesn't want to say, you know she does, you heard what she said at dinneras vague as it was. Is this why she's keeping her away from her kids? Maybe she doesn't want a problemed masturbating child around her own kids.. or something.... You don't know but the longer the silence gnaws at you the more you spiral into deeply paranoid thinking, it's driving you insane.

Something snaps inside of you "uh-uhm" you mutter loudly before instantly regretting your decision to look strange.

Savlia stops and turns to look at you "what is it dear?"

Well shit now you have to ask about it, you stuttering voice comes out in what could be mistaken for an apprehensive chain smoking loli "uh-uhm.....d-did....did I d-do ssssomthing t-to...m-make you mad?" avoid the subject, good strategy. She won't bring it up and you can continue suffering silently.

-cont-

>>39178577
I think the reaction would be "Oh good lord my baby is possessed by a demon"

Which, you know, isn't entirely impossible.

>>39178603

She stares at you for a brief moment with shocked widening eyes "n-no, no dear of course not-why would you even think that" you can only stare back while she puts away the mortar and pestle and encroaches on your personal space like a squid on a jar full of -"come here" and the next thing you know you're minds went blank and you're being pulled in for a hug.

Your entire body goes rigid for all of 2 seconds before relaxing completely. Mom hugs are the best, maybe she didn't hear you after-all and you're just being overly paranoid again... or she's just a really nice snake-person. Regardless you hang there limp while she squeezes you.

"No, no you've done absolutely nothing wrong, it's-" she pauses then squeezes you to her chest again "-I'm sorry. I'm not upset with you, what made you think that I was?" Well you thought she caught you jilling off in the bathtub for one... you just ruined your own moment.
She slowly pulls away from you "I was never mad at you, what am I doing wrong Katie?" oh shit now you feel really guilty and equally as self conscious as before, you're going to have to reply.

"...i-it'sssss jusssssst... I-I don't k-know-" you imagine that you have a helpless look on your face that says 'please stop putting me on the spot'. Unable to answer things quickly degenerate into a really awkward staring contest wherein snake mom looks increasingly upset, you imagine you don't look much better if for completely unrelated reasons, your mind is as blank as it is racked with guilt...

"..C-c-can I-I-" you shakily point to the mortar and pestle

Snake-mom blinks before brightening up and switching to desperately try to appease a crying child mode "oh-OH yes- yes of course, you can help me out with this" she all but shoves the tools into your shaky hands which you hold gormlessly, feeling a bit lost.
-cont-

>>39178577
>>39178558
>>39178540
>>39178538
Okay let me rephrase that. Please let's go and kill things. It's fun.

Yes I like snake-chan that much.

>>39178625

You end up getting a tutorial on how to properly crush up and past mushrooms and various powders, she still measures but you feel like you're actually helping now and by extension feel a little better.

It isn't long before the stores winding down and your wrist fucking hurts holy fuck, but it's a good pain, the pain of being productive.


You hear a shrill voice shouting goodbye outside before the smallest snake slithers inside covered in dye stains and looking like a ball of high pitches sunshine. "Hiya" she waves to you in the completely innocent way kids do to relatively total strangers. You wave back awkwardly, feeling slightly less self aware around a small child... it's not so bad actually. She smiles and comes round the counter to look you up and down "why're you wearing moms blouse?"

You become painfully aware of the way it hangs loosely from your chest, you feel like a crossdresser. Supressing a frown you answer "I-i... hello" she giggles. Wow kids are easily pleased.

"can you say seashells?" .....fucking kids.

"u-uhm... n-no"

You're met with an adorable pout. You stare at her blankly, did she really expect you to "wanna draw?" what?

Fucking kids.

>Go draw with her, you're technically the younger one here 1d100

>Tell Salvia her kids home.

>Write in. But no bully.

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>39178644
>Go draw with her, you're technically the younger one here 1d100

Happy fun time drawing.

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>39178644
>>Go draw with her, you're technically the younger one here 1d100

Draw stuff! Be adorable! Have your mind wander and accidentally doodle yourself killing animal! Cry some more! Yay, being a kid.

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>39178639
Sure, after we get done helping our here and picking up our shirt.

THEN we gotta decide what to do with that old rotting deer.

THEN we can go out hunting.

>>39178644

>Go draw with her, you're technically the younger one here 1d100
You know what? Yeah. Let's go draw. It will be fun. And we don't have to be good, either.

>>39178644
>Go draw with her, you're technically the younger one here 1d100

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>>39178644
Shit forgot to mention, but Salvia went round back to gather some ingredients.

>>39178718
Let's ask salvia if we can draw.

Or just draw out by the front counter.

>>39178639
To be honest, I'd be so fucking perfectly happy if this turned into a slice-of-life growing up quest, but I'm sure not everyone wants that.

Snake-chan is pretty nice. Maybe we can go hunt something. Just need a reason, really. I mean I don't know if Salvia will even let us out.

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>39178644
>>Go draw with her, you're technically the younger one here 1d100

Let snake mom panic for a second, then d'aww when she finds us drawing

>>39178739
Well I do want to pay eddie back.
I figured we'd go down to the forest once or twice a week to get something for the warehouse, even if we don't have jobs.

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>39178644
>Go draw with her, you're technically the younger one here 1d100

>>39178694
>>39178696
>>39178697
>>39178713
Looks like we're having a serious arts competition with a small child and kinda just winning.

>>39178739
Probably not unless nope. definitely not. not ever.

>>39178759
That's still an objective.

We need to wait for snake mom to complain about not having something to cook one night, then just run out the door.

>>39178795
>OH no it's my fault! I've been eating all her food.
>Snek Chain assumes direct control

>>39178791
>implying we're winning
Were we artists in the past life? Because otherwise I think we're gonna be equals.

>>39178791
It's not a competition! We're just drawing with an older friend! It's all friendly.

>>39178791

Oh god we're gonna accidentally draw Yoai out of Habit

What will snake mom think?

>>39178644
>>Go draw with her, you're technically the younger one here 1d100

>>39178848
And what might happen is snakemon ACTUALLY finds out we've been masturbating?

She might think we've been molested on top of being a cannibal.

>>39178848

>"K-k..Katie Dear? Is this what the Miners do on their breaks?

I really like the whole slice of life thing we having going right now but I do feel snek-chan needs her time to shine.

Salvia is much to over protective as a mother (well rightfully so seeing as her kids are Rank 1 and she seems to be Rank 2 at best and Katie at a week old is bigger than her). So what we shoulld do is find a day to take the girls and with our snake posse go up river and fuck over Magilla-gorilla and hiis troupe of shit flingers.

Also was Katie actually masturbating in the tub or did she just get really turned on, lose track of time, and think snake mom herd her masturbating and thats why Salvia called for her, not that she was using the tub forever.

>>39178935
>let's go fuck with magilla
No. God no. Let's hunt anyone but those shit apes.

I don't want to get poo thrown at us.

>>39178951
But anon. Sweet sweet vengence. Think of it ike the pursuer fight in early DS2. He showed up, fuck us around for a bit, then we come back into his house, and fucking kill him!

>>39178977
yeah, but fuck doing that for these guys.

They live WAY too far up river and their self defense system is WAY too gross. And they are gross.

>>39179001
Poisoned Arrows.

>>39178977
WE might get the girls killed. So If It was us solo sure. But taking kids into the jungle is a horrible idea.

>>39178977
We should get a crossbow or other ranged weaponry if we're going to hunt shit apes. That was our main problem with fighting them they're too mobile compared to us.

Oh and camouflage! Shoot one, retreat and hide.

>>39179091
That'll take so long to learn to do good.

Let's just pick something much closer and less horrible if we're bringing people along.

>>39179111
You do know how they milk snakes right? Its not hard and we would just have to coat an arrow in poison. Poisoned arrows are probably our best bet.

>>39179183
the arrows part is significantly harder than the poisoning part.

>>39178644
Tiny hands are pulling you weakly by the arm and you just can't fight back, she might as well be a body builder or rock-star because you just can't say no or resist. Pretty soon you've been press-ganged into the her bedroom.

You worry briefly about whether or not you should tell Salvia before your thoughts are interrupted by the tiny snake dumping a small wooden box at where you once had feat and opening it to reveal a bunch of... charcoal sticks? You guess they're just really shitty pencil leads without the pencil. The sound of parchment rustling draws your attention as she pulls it out of the box and throws it at your feat, looking like she's on Ecstasy and shitting herself on a narcotic high as kids do.

Your hand hovers over the primitive pencils...You have no fucking clue what your doing. They're coarse and filthy, you frown at your now black hand.

"No you gotta use a cloth, like this" She shows you how to not dirty your hands by holding charcoal through cloth. Learn something new every day. She starts drawing triangles... and more triangles, oh they're birds. She draws some more birds, and keeps drawing them, occasionally looking at you ask if for approval or to tell her how great an artist she is. Kids are really shitty artists. You'll show her how a teenager arts.

After a few shaky false starts you begin drawing the coolest and most interesting thing you can think off, the alpha of that delightful pack of deformed shit flinging primates and it never actually strikes you as a bad idea. In fact for once you're actually having fun, even if you can't draw.

-cont-

>>39179263
The end result is embarrassing, you want to rub it out, it looks like a children's drawing. But cora seems to think otherwise going by her wide eyed expression.

"whoa... you're a really really good drawer" You're a piece of furniture now apparently, you can't help but smile. It's...it's nice, you're actually having fun with others for once.... maybe because she's on the same level as you when it comes to social skills..... and there it is ruined again. But even so you enjoyed it while it lasted.

"Katie!? KATIE!" Your carefree smile disappears and you flinch at the noise Salvia is making. "CORA" You hear frantic movement and doors crashing open. You each share a wide eyed glance at each other that says 'what the fuck did we do?' Before the ajar door becomes a swinging one. You think she may have dented her own walls, which is worrying because moms usually shout at you for doing so-

"Cora! katie, there you are- we- I- you two need to go over to MR.tallions right now-" you seriously wonder if snake-moms on crack or accidentally ingested something, you notice from the corner of your eye a tiny snake starting to sniffle "oh no, no dear you're not in trouble-" she's grabbed both of you and is dragging/leading you to the door. Before you can ask or consider the rotting dear stinking up the place she's kissing cora on the forehead saying "everything's fine" and telling her she needs to take you to her sewing teachers place right now.

>Whats going on here?

>Do you need any help?

>Write in?

>>39179282
>>Whats going on here?
>>Do you need any help?
Are we all going to the tailor's?

>>39179282
>Whats going on here?

>>39179282
>>Whats going on here?
>>Do you need any help?

Did we do something to make you mad again?

>>39179282
>Whats going on here?
We can't do anything right. We were better off in the jungle. We only made shit monkeys angry. No one gives a shit about shit monkeys.

>>39179282
>>Whats going on here?
>>Do you need any help?

Did we do something wrong? We just wanted to draw!

>>39179416
>>39179408
>>39179332
>>39179316
>>39179312
Feeling self-conscious again I see, and right so, it's all your fault.

Writing.

>>39179282
>>Write in?
>E-e-eddie bought a sssss-sshh-irt for me earlier, it'sssss probably d-d-dyed now.

>>39179282
Just go along with it. Sounds like it might be serious. That or the person holding our clothes is really impatient.

>>39179282
It's a surreal moment, having been dragged out of the house you're watching your adoptive mother figure explain to a much smaller younger child, a toddler really, that she has to look after you and make sure you're safe. This is probably your fault somehow, you don't know why or how but you've just got a feeling. With all the trouble you've caused her thus far you wouldn't be surprised.

Hesitant to ask but driven on by desperation as she turns to run off you cry "wait!" in a strained and croaky but surprisingly coherent sentence. Single words count as a sentence right?

"w-what d-did-"

She takes a deep breath and tries to compose herself, breathing deeply in and out "everything is fine-" she says more to herself than the two of you "It's- it's Sirena, I can't f- I can't find her, I'm going to look so please just go straight to tallions" hair a mess and a crazed look in her eyes she bolts off. You try and ask if she needs help but she's already gone by the time you can starts stuttering. A very rational fear courses through you like someone injected acid into a major artery, what if Sirena went off into the jungle? This is all your fault, you should have talked it over with her or something.

There's a tug on your arm "common we mom said we gotta go to-" you stop listening

>Just go to the tailors guize really?

>You need to for look for her, it's all your fault!!! (where) it doesn't really matter what you roll, they all have modifiers and will succeed, more or less.
>Climb up high and get a vantage point 1d100 vs a 50
>Charge around the village looking for her 1d100 vs a 50
>Look outside the village 1d100 vs a 50

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>39179665
>Climb up high and get a vantage point 1d100 vs a 50
>Assssssk if anyone has sssseen her (or at least attempt to)

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>39179665
>>Climb up high and get a vantage point 1d100 vs a 50

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>39179665
>>Just go to the tailors
>Climb up high and get a vantage point 1d100 vs a 50
Let's climb the tailor's house.

>>39179689
we found the shit out of her

>>39179689
Thank christ you rolled better then me.

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>39179665
>Climb up high and get a vantage point 1d100 vs a 50

What's our power level compared to snek mom

>>39179665
That fucking little snake is too adorable.
Tugging us to the tailors and shit.

>>39179665
Remember to tell little snek to be good. Secretly wish we had a sister like her goddamn she's adorable.

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>39179665
We also can't leave this toddler all alone! And we told Sirena we nearly died. She's not in the jungle.

>Climb up high and get a vantage point 1d100 vs a 50
And we take the toddler with us. Good thing we have that perk where we succeed on climbing checks from the first thread.

>>39179770
Yeah, tell her to go to the tailor. We'll meet up with her.

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>39179665
>Just go to the tailors
Then
>>39179665
>Climb up high and get a vantage point 1d100 vs a 50

>>39179770
>Remember to tell little snek to be good.
Yes and maybe tell her we think we might know where Sirena went.

>>39179665
Send toddler to the tailor then
>Climb up high and get a vantage point

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>>39179689
>>39179693
>96 and a 4 = 100.
just sayin. Nice roll anon.

>>39179741
Close, what's with these rolls.

>>39179747
About the same, but she's 20 years old and earned hers through relatively non-violent means.

>>39179774
pic related. Holy fuck these rolls, the dice gods love you.

Okay, we're climbing up high.

>>39179747
A single diode compared to CANIS MAJORIS

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>>39179774
IT'S HAPPENING

>>39179770
Supporting this. let's make friends with the littlest snake. Even if she'd technically be our big sis.

Actually that'd be really weird if the littest snake DOES fill some big-sis role.

>>39179801
Remember to tell lil snek to be good!

>>39179820
well, she did teach us how to use writing utensils.

>>39179824
>>39179820
>>39179834
>>39179811
I'm going to count that hundred on the basis on dem rolls.

Also befriending little snake, writing.

Fuck she went to the jungle. Saying we nearly died might just be the excitement she wants.

the 96 will find her but then we gotta reach deep inside and let Snake-chan out to go save her. This is where we prove ourselves. Now or never.

>>39179834
I hope it goes full metal alchemist. We're all big and imposing but the smallest snake is the big sister. I can imaging the short jokes becoming a berserk button.

>>39179665
You have to do something, it's your fault she went missing. You realize you've been idly following the Cora's tugging, she's leaning forward and straining in a valiant attempt to to pull you long. You stop.

She pouts and puffs up her cheeks "comooooon, mom said we had to go to Mr.Tallions" You smile, you suddenly wish you had a little sister like this. She's so adorable. But there's something you need to do.

"I c-can't" she stares at you wide eyed.

"t-thisss issss... m-my fault. I...I h-have to go find her" You feel something new inside, responsibility maybe? Is this what it feels like to be an adult.

Cora's still tugging on your wrist, "b-but, no you can't, you'll get in trouble". That is so fucking adorable.

It hurts when you have to pull her hands off you, gently as possible, she keeps grabbing back on telling you her mom will get angry with you.

"Thisss isss sssssomething I h-have to do" you stare her right in the eye with a dire expression and she finally lets go "p-please, be a g-good" She just stares at you wide eyed.

And you're off... you don't quite know where but it strikes you as a good idea to get up high. So you race to the tallest looking building in the immediate vicinity, climbing up the beams with relative ease using your freakish snake muscles, it's both terrifying and exhilarating as the sun hits you, and you stare out into the wide open air. You feel like you do when you're fighting a wild animal yet, not quite, you're still yourself.

There.

You see a snakebutt sneaking by the front gate behind a giant spiderbutt. You fucking got this:

>Alert the guards before you go? Will cost you 2.

This is how it'll work:
>To catch up to her you need 6 successes (down from 10 due to the merciful dice gods). You will roll 1d100 vs a 50 each turn until you get them, in which case you've caught her.
>I'll roll vs a 90 to see if she encounters danger, the further she gets into the forest the lower that 90 gets and the worse the outcome.

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Pit vision to the rescue!

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>39180229
>Go after her as fast as our tail carries us

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>39180229
>6 successes
That's a fucking lot of successes. This is going to be a long chase scene. At least 6 updates?

I choose not to alert guards because 8 updates is way too many.

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>39180229
Time to chase down a wayward little girl as a wayward little girl.

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>39180229
>Go after her as fast as our tail carries us

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>39180229
Speed boost from extra length?

>>39180272
>>39180275
Not that long apparently, you're down 3 already.

3 to go, Writing.

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>39180229
No time to delay, charge!

>>39180320
oh, I thought we could only get one success per thing.

>>39180320
Gotta love degrees of success. We are gonna catch up to her in no time.

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>39180229

Is it wrong that I want her to get into trouble so we can tackle said trouble at the last possible second and have a badass struggle to the death as a John Williams score plays to our fight?

We're going to be able to balance being a little kid and being a total badass, right? I don't want the adorableness to go away and I don't want the badassness to go away either.

>>39180381
No. She needs to see the horrors of the jungle. It'd be best if we die horribly while ending such a creature.

Snek mom feels like a terrible person for the rest of her life for thinking Katie was anything other than a sweet child.

>>39180381
It isn't I want that as well...
>VOTING FOR THREATENING MODE ENCOUNTER!

>>39180381
You are a sick twisted monster to wish evil upon a little girl.

I really want that to happen but Snek-mom can not see/know about the awesome battle for the ages.

>>39180408
>>39180403
>>39180381
nooo
I don't want katie to diiiie

>>39180418
>>39180403
How about a compromise? Katie instead gets horrible mangled or is infected with a horrible disease, but it isn't fatal and we just have to be tended to by snakemom for a while?

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>39180229
Heart pounding in your chest you all but throw yourself down the building, briefly catching a glimpse of a wide eyed little snake before you're off tearing down the street in what you hope is the right direction. You're breathing deeply as the light between the houses bathes you in light and darkness, you don't care about the looks your getting for being in such a hurry. You have only one mission. Stop a little girl from killing herself because of your stupid mistakes.

You don't even stop when that crack addict from early shouts "OI" at you, completely ignoring him like you did initially. For once the thousands of invisible eyes you feel on you in public are gone, even if they're actually staring this time round. You just don't care, or maybe snake-chan doesn't care. You're not entirely sure who you are right now.

Gasping for breath by the time you hit the gate a burly man jumps in front of you "hey, HEY, you can't just-" You barrel past him, feeling like you're on PCP. Next thing you know your face planting the ground. But you spring up and whip your tail from his muscular arms and charge on like a lunatic, ignoring the shouts behind you.

You can just about see her disappearing into the brush.

>1d100 vs a 50 please

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>39180449
>95

Dreams do come true!

>Captcha: soWin

Yes it is!

>>39180444
>horribly mangled
>tended to by snakemom for a while

Unless we have ultra regen, I think you might want to rethink this plan.

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>39180449

>>39180470
Noice..

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>39180449
go tell her to please not run away!
We're sorry and junk!

>>39180466
Snakemom is an alchemist in a fantasy world, the potions very well might give ultra-regen

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>>39180465
>>39180470
HOLY SHIT

Dice gods give mercy for a change.

You catch her 5 minuets into the chase.

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>>39180470
Nice roll anon.

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>39180449
>Shout for snek sibling

>>39180470
On the one hand I feel great for the 100. On the other I'm sort of sad we didn't just watch something awful happen.

>>39180495
You rolled over a 90, too. Do we get to fight something? CAN WE GET INJURED OR SICK AND SNAKEMOM HAS TO TAKE CARE OF US? Please god.

>>39180495
Yeah but that 95 means that she ran into trouble the same moment we catch her doesn't it. This is gonna be good.

>>39180495
We still need to convince her to come back.

>>39180495
>>39180511
Yea she encounters something right off the bat and you're there instantly to save the day.

>>39180525
Katie is the hero this world deserves, but not the one it wants.

>95

Now's the time! Unleash the snake-chan!

FIGHT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI1V6cNXuCo

>>39180525
Please something threatening or she does it again and we gain only small time exp

Stop begging for threats you guys, they'll come naturally.

>>39180555
I was thinking more this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqjfq5gsfYk#t=3m40s

I'm liking the idea of us being the big yet timid bruiser and the litteuns being the social part.

>>39180620
I like this dynamic

>>39180620
This is what I want from Katie. Huge snek, timid, but powerful enough to crush a carriage.

>>39180731
>>39180710
we're already pretty much there.

>>39180747
Not a carriage, heck a horse is beyond us right now. We can crush a man though.

>>39180731
I've always had a soft spot for the 'timid giant' type characters

Let's just hope it isn't the /b/ collective again...

>>39180760
>>39180747
>>39180731
I can just imagine Tinysnake chatting up people in the adventurers guild with Katie hiding in a corner booth, once they're all grown up. "Her? Oh, yeah. She's my little sister. Adoptive, of course. No, seriously. She got abandoned in the woods before she hatched and spent about 5 days there before finding the town. She came out the size I am now! We still don't know what happened to her in there, she doesn't really want to talk about it."

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>39180449
Heart in your mouth and chest feeling like a chubby chaser having a threesome you charge after Salvia's daughter, unmindful of the spelks you get by barreling over deforested land.

The bright sunlight quickly gives way to that brand new enchanting color you recently became aware off as darkness falls, trees rushing past you, puffing and panting. There. You smash through the undergrowth looking like a crazed maniac, Sirena actually jumps and retreats away from you as you come crashing through a bunch of ferns. But she her shock is quickly replaced by a scowl.

Hands on snake tail you stand there panting, gasping for breath and stare back at her. "What* gasp* are you-*gasp* d-doing." again, you almost have time to congratulate yourself over a fully coherent actual sentence before she shouts back at you "WHY'D YOU COME OUT HERE, I'm not going back!"

You stare really hard at her. She stares back with a kind of venomous frustration only spoiled teenagers with over protective moms can muster"y-you don't understand what it's like, I hate it there"

Still panting, you let her know that "y-you could have...have d-died o-o-out-" Oh there's that stutter coming back.

The smaller snake glowers icy daggers at you "You- you can't make me go back, I'll- I'll fight you" Your eye widen and jaw drops in fear. Because you see a pair of green eyes hiding behind her in the bush.

Yep. That's a fucking panther.

>Put yourself between her and it.

>Just grab her and run, she looks small enough. 1d100 vs 65

>Point at panther, push her out of the way 1d100 vs jungle cats roll

>Write in?

>>39180836
>>Put yourself between her and it.

>>39180836
>Put yourself between her and it.

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>39180836

> Come at me bro!

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>39180836
>Point at panther, push her out of the way 1d100 vs jungle cats roll
Throwdown time. We can take em.

>>39180836
>>Put yourself between her and it.
Also hiss menacingly.

>>39180836
>Put yourself between her and it.
snake-chan wants a fight

>>39180836
>>Point at panther, push her out of the way 1d100 vs jungle cats roll

>>39180836
>>Put yourself between her and it.Oh shit we're gonna have a child death's on our conscience.

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>39180836
what's a "spelk"
>Point at panther, push her out of the way 1d100 vs jungle cats roll
>>Put yourself between her and it.

Push her behind us as we point.

>>39180836
>>Put yourself between her and it.

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>39180836
>Point at panther, push her out of the way 1d100 vs jungle cats roll

>>39180836

>>Put yourself between her and it.

"Run."

>>39180836
>>Put yourself between her and it.

>>39180864
>>39180869

Goddamn Katie, that poor Panther

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>39180836
>Write in?

Cats ain't got nothing on us, jump over or push aside Sirena, charge the cat and wrap it up.

>>39180836
>Put yourself between her and it.

>>39180902
One roll isn't going to finish it.

>>39180836
>put yourself between her and it.

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>39180836
>point at the panther

She wants violence, let's show her violence... Minus the her dying horribly of course

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>39180836
>Point at panther, push her out of the way 1d100 vs jungle cats roll

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>>39180912
>>39180897
>>39180893
>>39180885
>>39180882
>>39180877
>>39180872
>>39180862
>>39180858
We're being heroic as fuck.
Almost forgot to ask for a 1d100- oh wait I totally did because Op is a faggot.

>>39180864
Anon rolled 93
Need one more because I'm anal as fuck.

Then you can just assume I'm writing once I get it.

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>39180953
roll

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>39180953
I'm bad at dice.

Wow same time post.

Row row fight tha pantha!

>>39180953
I still think getting injured would do wonders for our relations with snake mom and snake sis.

Even Bageera didn't fuck with Kaa so yeah, we'll be fine

>>39181007
Agreed.

>>39181055
I got that reference. Your references are sick bro.

>>39181007
If snake sister dies were fucked, she thinks we're a killer and we don't want to accidentally support that with her daughter.

>>39181007
How about we not try to get purposely injured.Because that's a stupid idea

>>39181007
Fuck that.

>>39180953
What did the Panther roll? And it's not going to die in just one roll right? that would be silly.

>>39181007
Not as silly as this though.

>>39180953
We gonna eat this damn Panther, we gonna eat it reaaaal good.

>>39181007
How about no

>>39181123
I think the panther rolled an 83

>>39181130
I hear panther tastes like chicken!

>>39180836
Your eyes widen, that's a fucking panther, and if your knowledge of nature documentaries and your fear of domestic cats has taught you one thing, it's when the little fuckers are going to pounce. And that big fucker is about to do so.

Something wells up inside you that eclipses the fear, you can't be responsible for the death of salvia's kid, not after everything she's done for you and all that shit you caused for her. Your mind switches to instinct and you charge forward towards the smaller snake who is screaming at you, not the panther. The fear in her eyes is what you imagine yours were when you got stranded here, her fist hits your face as you pass and your nose tinges, you think the adrenaline is numbing the pain. Everything is moving in slow motion.

You make the mistake of turning to look at her snarling visage, you see her anger turns to blind shock and seconds later your know why. You feel weight against you, reflectively bringing up your arms to block, you get knocked backwards almost onto the floor but manage to recover. But not before the jungle cat tears several ribbons into your sides and arms.

It's vicious, snarling, roaring and being generally antisocial as stupid cats are apt to be. it's clawing into your side causing long bleeding gashes. You end up hugging it to stop the thing from digging it's teeth into you neck, gasping and hissing all the while. You're faintly aware of screaming to your back. Bitch what'd you tell her.

>Attempt a constrict 1d100 vs a 85

>Bite the motherfucker 1d100 vs a 30

>Dig your claws into it's eyes. 1d100 vs a 60, rolling 80 or higher will be interesting.

>>39181183
Right, missed that somehow...

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>39181190
>Dig your claws into it's eyes. 1d100 vs a 60, rolling 80 or higher will be interesting.

Yay!

>>39181190
>Bite the motherfucker 1d100 vs a 30
>Dig your claws into it's eyes. 1d100 vs a 60, rolling 80 or higher will be interesting.
We letting Snake-chan out of her cage.

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>39180953
You might be an ass and anal as fuck, but start getting the ¨shitty¨ out of your quest description. really.

Rolled 13, 32 = 45 (2d100)

>>39181190
Claw and bite

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>39181190
>Dig your claws into it's eyes. 1d100 vs a 60, rolling 80 or higher will be interesting.

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>39181190
<write-in
Grab a branch, put some distance between the cat and us

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>39181190
>Dig your claws into it's eyes. 1d100 vs a 60, rolling 80 or higher will be interesting.

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>39181190

> Attempt a constrict

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>39181190
>Bite the motherfucker 1d100 vs a 30
>Constrict
Why can't we do both?

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>39181190
>Bite the motherfucker 1d100 vs a 30
Let's gain an advantage first

>>39181190
>>Dig your claws into it's eyes. 1d100 vs a 60, rolling 80 or higher will be interesting.

Rolled 69, 2 = 71 (2d100)

>>39181190
>Bite the motherfucker 1d100 vs a 30

>Dig your claws into it's eyes. 1d100 vs a 60, rolling 80 or higher will be interesting.

>>39181222
>>39181232
Holy shit guys I think it's pretty thoroughly blinded

>>39181232
I guess 4chan wants us to go for the eyes, boo.

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>39181190
>>Attempt a constrict 1d100 vs a 85

>>39181190
>Claw
>Bite
UNLEASH THE BEAST!

>>39181222
This one!

>>39181257
I think it's closer to a brainstab with the 85

It's BO2, right?

>>39181190
>Constrict

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>39181190
>attempt to constrict

>>39181250
Changing my vote to >>39181222

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>39181190
>>Bite the motherfucker 1d100 vs a 30

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>39181190
>Attempt a constrict 1d100 vs a 85
Squeeze that thing. We're bigger, right?

Good luck untangling that vote Dr.

>>39181190
>>39181303
The thing about including different dice and calling the DCs is everyone can just vote for whatever rolls the best at the start.

>>39181222
Give me your face!

>>39181190
Rape it.

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>39181303
We obviously should just do everything at once

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>>39181222
>>39181232
ohohohohohohohoho....

>>39181232
>>39181222
>99
Hohohoh things aren't looking bright for the panther. In fact it's blind.

>>39181303
;~;

>>39181222
>>39181232
>>39181238
>>39181252
>>39181255
>>39181290
6 for eye gouging.

4 for bite and claw with >>39181296

>>39181249
>>39181266
>>39181282
>>39181285
>>39181299
5 for constrict.

>>39181224
I'm sorry if that came off as arrogant. I'll try not to trigger you next time anon.

Writing:

>>39181384
Hey OP, are you taking first two rolls of all rolls, or first two rolls on an option?

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>39181384
>In fact it's blind.
Missed my chance to say, it's all black.

>>39181398
First two rolls of an option. Rolling panther attack.

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>>39181384
>I'm sorry if that came off as arrogant. I'll try not to trigger you next time anon.
You missunderstand. I love yooou....r quest.
all the homo if you want

>>39181384
did we have claws?
I forgot.

>>39181384
>>39181459
I'm agreeing with him, man. You're quest is great! I know you're your own worst critic, and a little self-criticism is good, but you're a great writer and got a real charm about you.

>>39181519
We didn't pick the "claws" upgrade but we do have long pointed fingernails, so that counts for something I guess.

How about nightmare mode for Fun?

>>39181547
no just no

>>39181547
I'm the guy that wanted us to get injured and even I'm not THAT masochistic

>>39181547
Nope!

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>>39181547
>How about nightmare mode for Fun?

>>39181547
Removal of nightmare mode from game when?

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>>39181547
One day we will have to face our fears and beat Dark Souls. But that day is not yet come.

>>39181612
>>39181587
>>39181584
>>39181566
>>39181561
No risk no reward.

>>39181547
Look, I was the last person to advocate for nightmare mode a few threads back. And even I will tell you that after weighing risk v.s. reward. I no longer feel that we as players should ever press that button.

>>39181547
Every Goblin is now an Ogre lord, Every wolf is now Fenris. Every harpy now a roc, every lizard a dragon it is the difficulty you pick when you want to die.

>>39181637
>The panther ontop of us suddenly turns into a Dire Panther
>It instantly just picks us up and snaps us in half

>>39181623
Some people might think being raped with a white hot steel dildo would be worth 10,000 dollars cash, but you won't find too many of them.

>>39181662
More like it becomes a Dire Thunder Panther of Might. also known as a Panthra.

>>39181662
>It then throws each half up in the air and shoots lasers from it's eyes, incinerating them at the top of the throw.

>It then becomes a ninja and murders 1d3 villagers per turn.

>>39181685
Well how big is it?

>>39181623
There's Risk vs Reward, which is going Hard or Punishing. But I'd honestly wait until we have decent equipment before doing that.

We get exp, we get loot, it's risky but we could manage it in small doses if we're cautious.

Going Nightmare mode means everyone around us dies terribly, and we cry for our lost family. Even if we survive it's likely we'll end up losing important loot or social bonds, in exchange for exp. There are better ways to farm exp, it simply isn't worth it.

>>39181190
The thing about grappling a big cat is you use all your strength to stay upright while the other creature isn't even trying to push you over, it's just merrily tearing shreds off your- salvia's shirt and your body. Even while hopped up on adrenaline it stings like a motherfucker, and what's more is it feels wet, all down your side, you must be bleeding quite heavily, fuck.

You hiss at the thing as it rakes a claw down your back, nearly taking the entire shirt with it. Thankfully for a given value of luck it seems to have gotten caught on said fabric.

Gasping and hissing you chance a look at it from your position buried in it's chest, wicked teeth bared, ears folded back. Typical pissed off cat shit. You really fucking hate cats.
Above the roaring and your own animistic cries you can hear a much softer whine from behind and you're reminded of one thing, you don't want to die here, and you don't want Sirena.

A muscular paw rakes it's way down your back again and you hear the ripping of fabric. Something inside you snaps like the clothing you borrowed and you let loose a horrible mix between a roar and a hiss, ironically just like a pissed of cat getting a surprise enema.

Your push back and the thing lunges, no doubt trying to bite into your neck. But you move slight quicker. You relatively tiny hands grip either side of it's head and without thinking you dig your scaly hands into it's eyeballs. There's a brief moment of silence as the thing registers the fact that yes, your clawed fingers are drawing blood from it's eye sockets. Then it goes ballistic, thrashing it's head about all over the place. you struggle to hold on but eventually get thrown off. fuck your throat hurts, you realize you've been screeching the entire time.
-cont-

I'm guessing nightmare mode was intended for if he had managed to attract a bunch of them murderhobo type of players who didn't really care for social aspects.

>>39181732
> Cuts them up into 1d10000 pieces a 1d1/10 second and shoots 9001d9000 lasers out of its own body which causes 56560d50+100000 damage every second.

>>39181796

You rise, covered in your own blood with a pained snarl on your face, hair a mess and clothing in tatters. The unfortunately familiar feeling of rage is overtaking you, the desire to kill. You stand taking in painful hisses watching the big cat hissing at nothing and crouching low, claws outstretched. It still has some fight left but as far as your concerned it's done.

>Not in front of Sirena, lets just go back to the settlement.

>Finish it (continue fighting)

>>39181547
Nightmare mode lands you in a coma for real and kills Sirena.

>>39181532
thx man

>>39181761
They measured your anus beforehand, and multiplied it by six times as much as needed to split open your asshole.

>>39181828
>Finish it (continue fighting)

It's meaner to leave it to die on its own.

>>39181828
>Finish it (continue fighting)
FINISH IT

>>39181828
Finish it!

Go for the constrictor

>>39181796
we're REALLY getting torn up, let's kill this thing faster.
>>39181828
>>Not in front of Sirena, lets just go back to the settlement.

We out we out we out we out.

Peace, see ya, goodbye.

Run the fuck away with your friend and get bandaged.

>>39181828
>>Not in front of Sirena, lets just go back to the settlement.

Maybe crack head will leave alone after this

>>39181828
>Finish it (continue fighting)

>>39181828
Kill it

>>39181828
>>Not in front of Sirena, lets just go back to the settlement.

>>39181828
>finish it

Strangle it?

>Finish It

>>39181828
>Finish it (continue fighting)

It's blind. If we have anything on us to throw we might be able to throw something at the ground nearby it, have it lash out, and use that opportunity to get a good constrict.

>>39181828

> Finish it (and drag the hide back)

Oi Doc we're talking about you in the spider thread, when you accidentally posted chicken niggers that one time, were you trying to write nuggets or fingers?

>>39181828
>>Not in front of Sirena, lets just go back to the settlement.
Just leave, please. Let's not be a total monster.

>>39181828
>Finish it

Constrict a bitch.

>>39181828
>Finish it (continue fighting)

Sirena needs to see this. To realize the world is a dangerous place. And we, although violent are willing to do whatever it takes to defend those we care about. When we were alone it was just us, but now we have a (surrogate) family and that means much to us.

Put the fear in her. For her own sake.

>>39181828
Finish it! Drag it back. Make a rug. It will pay for the shirt with its life.

>>39181828
>Not in front of Sirena, lets just go back to the settlement.


Fuck noooo we are not turning into murdersnake with snekmom's daughter there to see

>>39181828

Actually, can we tell her to look away while we do this?

>>39181828
Put it out of its misery!

Then curl up with sneksis and cry together.

>>39181828
>GO Sirena! Back to the town!
>Constrict the shit out of it. SLOW

>>39181828
>>Not in front of Sirena, lets just go back to the settlement.
Let's abandon our murdering ways and get [s]onee-san[/s] Sirena to safety. Or she can get us to safety. Either way is fine.

>>39181828
>not in front of Sirena, let's go home.

>>39181828
>Finish it (continue fighting)

It's kinda cruel to leave a blind panther to die.

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>>39181867
>>39181860
>>39181854
>>39181848
>>39181845
FINISH HIM 5

>>39181855
>>39181859
>>39181868
voice of reason?

Fuck the voice of reason. Fuck cats (Op loves cats)

*****************************
>Conscript

>Bite and claw

>Jab something pointy into it. (write in? stick rock, asshole or eyeballs? OP is cool with whatever)

>>39181828
>Finish it (continue fighting)
Sirena Go home. YOu don't want to see this.


Said perfectly cause we're in rage mode.

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>39181929
>Conscript
PET CAT IS GO

>>39181929
>Conscript
Yay we get to take the cat home with us as an ally!

>Constrict.

>>39181929
>Bite and claw

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>>39181929
1D100 for everything.

fuuuuuuuuck

I'm really sorry guys.

>>39181929
>Bite and claw
>Hug Sirena afterwards.

>>39181929

> Conscript! (Join us or die, Kitty Cat!)
Alternately
> Snap it's neck!
> Tell the little one to look away.

>>39181929
Can I ask for a recount? Something seems off about the count.

>>39181843
throw in the steel dildo for free and you have a deal.

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>39181929
>Conscript

The Lamia army needs mounts!

>CRUSH THAT BITCH IN OUR COILS

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>39181946
DICE~U

>>39181929
>Conscript to russian army
>Constrict

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>39181945
>>39181929
rolling!

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>39181947
Dice for this one

>>39181947
She's going to be too scared of us. This loses us social standing. We come off as brutes and once Sirena tells her mom what happened she's gonna be more afraid.

>>39181929
>Repeatedly hit it with a large branch.
You! Don't! Hurt! My! Big! Sister!

>>39181974
Oh shiiit... So much for conscripting ourselves a pet panther, we shredding this bitch

How fast is our venom? We could bite it then wait.

>>39181828
>Finish it
WITNESS THE TRUE MONSTER I HAVE BECOME

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>39181929
>Constrict

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>39181989
oh right dice

>>39181985
Well if we do the whole "YOU.DON'T. HURT. MY. FAMILY!" Thing it might win us some points.

>>39181929
>Conscript
Ve vill crush them!

>>39181893
Chicken nuggets. Also link me to the comment so that my ego can grow ever large. I'll masturbate to it also.

>>39181939
>>39181942
>>39181954
>>39181967
>>39181973
77 and a 67

>>39181945
>>39181947
>>39181974
>>39181978
>99 and 76

Constricting it is, but you fall short 3 points.

>>39182004
>that quote
Unleashe the katana user
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIQJpBDvxIs

>>39182036

These are the comments, not much to jerk off over however

>>39181718
>>39181763
>>39181807
>>39181813
>>39181865

>>39182036
God damnit guys You had to get greedy and vote for laughs. Instead of using our natural advantage when I rolled a fucking 99!

>>39181828
>>Not in front of Sirena, lets just go back to the settlement.

>>39182036
3 points? Damn I thought we would atleast get some bonus to killing it because it is blind and wounded. Panther is as strong as Russian Red Army.

>>39182036

Seriously, only a five discount for stabbing out both of its eyes?

>>39182036
If I was a more dishonest player I'd try and switch my vote to slashing the bejeebus outta it...

Because holy fuck Sirena's face after we pull a 99 of slashing and gnawing on a panther we just blinded would so fantastic

>>39182036
>>39181997

you missed one

>>39182036
This is why we need Greater Constrictor Body. It would have lowered the DC by -30 instead of the -10 we get right now with Lesser Constrictor Body.

Rolled 60 (1d100)

Forgot to roll the panther.

>>39182104
That's bite and wait. Not bite and claw. It's a question not a vote.

Anons next round bite it!

>>39182182
I refuse! Cat fur tastes disgusting and sticks to the roof of your mouth.

>>39182182

I blame the Dr. for the typo making that choice hard to resist. If you remove the one about conscripting the cat without self-correction, we'd be done with this.

>>39182264
It's true, finding out if we actually accidentally recruited it against its will was too good to pass up.

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>39181828
>>39181828

You keep telling yourself that this is fucking stupid, but the thoughts never quite surface. Right now all you see is an injured foe ripe for the picking, fuck the world and that crying child behind you. Snake-chan is in the house and out go logic and perfectly rational fear of being rended limb from limb. After all it is wounded and blinded, it's weak. You're going to go kill it and sell it's pelt for fat cash.

You rush forward at the snarling jungle cat, the second you start curling around it the thing starts thrashing and clawing at your midsection. Gasping/ screaming in pain you slowly manage to coil around the thing while it continually eviscerates you like a man trying to stop a lawn mower blade with his chi and fists, punching and clawing it back do relatively little. Eventually, now woozy from the blood loss, you start to constrict it, every breath it takes you clamp down harder bringing it closer and closer to death.

3 rounds til it passes the fuck out.

>Bite it while your at it 1d100 vs a 30

>Claw it some more 1d100 vs a 30

>Attempt to not get eviscerated further 1d100 vs the panthers roll.

>>39182264

eh, a 76 vs. a 60. We still win. We just take a bit more damage.

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>39182296
>Attempt to not get eviscerated further 1d100 vs the panthers roll.

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>39182296
>>Attempt to not get eviscerated further 1d100 vs the panthers roll.