>>39173833
"I dunno I kinda like it her. Weak people to rule over. Not much competition. And apparently this world is full of wastelands I can blow up."

>>39173833
>Like I would ever trust you to summon the dragon for me

>>39173833
"And these dragon balls...they can bring back everything Frieza took? My people? My planet?"

>>39173889
This.

>>39173833
"Yes, I just need to trust you to make the wish on my behalf in a language, I can't understand.

Why in HFIL would I ever trust you with that?"

>>39173833
>>Rot in hell slug man!

>>39173833
"So, I'd have to pull a ship out of my ass, trek across the galaxy. Gather a different set of Dragonball on another world, then trust YOU to make a wish on my behalf in a language I can't understand..... Just for the sake of saving a few months between wishes?

You suck at negotiation slug. Offer me something worth my time or rot in here."

>>39173833
>Write in
"Ah, see that would require trusting you. And that's where it all kinda goes to shit."

"Ahhhh, see that would require trusting you. See, in your plan all I have to do is pull a ship out of my ass, trek across this galaxy, gather a different set of Dragon Balls, to then trust YOU to make a wish on my behalf in a language I don't understand? For the sake of saving a few months of my time?"

The Namekian bites his lip, staring at you.

"Not only that, I'd have to spend the time between on a planet so dull, everyone thinks it's people are dead? Face it slug man, you're a terrible negotiator. Offer me something worth my time or rot in here!"

Piccolo open his mouth about to talk, when Kami enters through the door. "Kabuya, I don't think you want to waste any more time talking to him. He'll fill your head with nothing but lies. He was literally created from the darkness within my heart. All he serves is his own interests. Nothing more."

Piccolo glares at Kami from within his prison. "Have you told her about your own ship old man?" He sneers. "The one in near perfect flight condition? Just.... waiting in some abandoned wasteland for someone to come along and shoot off into space?"

Kami glowers at his imprisoned half, silently gesturing you to the door.

>He's obviously lying, forget him
>Write in

>>39174041
"I've got my own ship and a crew to man it. I know which sector of space Namek's supposed to be on. If I really wanted to, I could find it myself. But I've made a deal, and I'm keeping it."

>>39174041
"Congratulations retard, you just told him about your only bargaining chip. Now, even if I was interested, I know Popo can teleport that ship anywhere he fucking likes. Or disable it like he did mine.

You are fucking useless at this, aren't you."

>>39174041
"So my options on this planet are a slug who tells me the truth but I can't trust, and a slug who hides the truth but is somewhat trustworthy. Fuck this I'm gonna go eat"

>>39174078
Seconding.

"Congratulations idiot, you just played your only trump card, if it's even real to begin with. Not to mention that it's worthless, considering I can get my ship back as soon as I finish by job here." You wave smugly to the prisoner and leave, Kami following behind you.

"You chose wisely to ignore his lies." The elder Namekian informs you, his staff tapping the ground as he follows you back to the top of the Lookout. "Piccolo will do anything to regain power, just like the Piccolo before him. Each as savage as the last."

You mostly ignore him, instead heading for the kitchens, loading a plate high with meat and rice, cramming it into your face with your bare hands.

Twenty minutes later, you're stuffed, dinner filling your belly, you leave the kitchens. Halfway down the hall you stand in, you hear cheerful conversation, the Earthlings talking amongst themselves. To your left is the Pendulum Room, where you sent the girls to get more training in.

>Head to the Pendulum Room
>Go check on your trainees
>Head back to the ship
>It's late, but perhaps Bulma is still awake for a visit

>>39174078

When it comes right down to it, all the problems with these double crossing plans boil down to Popo.

>>39174250
>Go check on your trainees

>>39174250

>Go check on your trainees

>Ask them how they became that powerful compared to the people of this planet

>>39174250
>Go check on your trainees

>>39174250
>Grab the trainees and head to the Pendulum Room

Time to introduce them to a galaxy full of pain!

>>39174250
>write in
"Hey, old man, how about letting Bulma take my ship and do a little shopping at the sector convenience planet? I could use a fully stocked Medbay and regeneration pods; I can't push your warriors as hard as Needed if they break and take too long healing."

>>39174294
This. Medpods, and Bulma with Alien teach.

>>39174294
jesus christ, stop bringing this up
chuckles wont let us have one, since then everyone will just Zenkai sperg until we're unkillable

>>39174294
Good idea but suggest he loan Bulma his ship. Our ship has the grav chamber.

We should offer one of the girls to go with her. We'll still be here to keep our end of the bargain and act as effective hostages, but Bulma will have someone that knows her way around alien worlds to act at a guide/body guard. Or he can suggest someone to go with her if he has someone better.

>>39174250
>Go check on your trainees

See about convincing kami to include piccolo in the training. After all the info he spilled we just found out that there are replacement dragon balls if he and the old man bite it and he's right about being stronger than our other trainees. The only reason we have to keep him locked up and "safe" pretty much just evaporated. More meat for the grinder.

>>39174331
If we had some healing, we would not need to use dragon balls to rise dead every time.

>>39174350
Good suggestions.Adding tho my >>39174319 vote.

>>39174250
>Go check on your trainees

>>39174358
We would still need to learn Namekian and find the Namekian Dragonballs.

You follow the sound of laughter down the hall, emerging in a room adorned with couches, splitting off into bedrooms.

Krillin is still unconscious from his higher gravity training, sprawled out on a couch, while Spike and Yamcha are busy drawing things you can't make out from this angle on his gleaming bald head, giggling to themselves.

Diol and Tien are sitting in a corner, Diol nursing a beer, while Tien sits cross legged, third eye shut, Chiaotzu sleeping against his side, the two Triclops seem to be getting along well, but the Earth native always shies away when Diol offers him beer.

Gohan has presumably been put to bed, and Yajirobe is sitting in a corner on his own, polishing his sword.

None of them have noticed you in the doorway, leaning in slightly.

>What do?

Anyone else we should bring Roshi into this?

He's not that strong, but he's a master trainer and he really knows how to make fighting technics to give one an edge (like his "full power" form or his electric cage). Plus, I'm pretty sure that at this point he's only a bit weaker than Yamcha, so he could still git gud.


>>39174350

I'd like for Kabu to be the one showing Bulma her first alien planet, though.

>>39174431
We should get Roshi up in this bitch, start some technique training.
>ask for technique trainer.

Also supporting getting Bulma up in some alien tech. The faster we start, the better.

>>39174436
Roshi is pretty strong, can destroy moon. he just is in his base form, hiding power level.

>>39174358
>The only reason we have to keep him locked up and "safe" pretty much just evaporated.

No, it didn't.

He might be telling the truth about them.
They might still exist on a supposedly dead world.
We might be able to find them.
We might be able to find a Namekian we can trust to make a wish on our behalf.

That is a lot of MIGHT. One weak-ass slug joining the fight is not worth a gamble on a safety net like that. Let us not forget that Popo might screw us over if we get Kami killed too.

That is a lot of risk for very little potential gain.

>>39174431
Act as "normal" as possible, for a Saiyan. It'll throw them all off their game. And just when they start seeing us as a person BAM! Full tyrant mode again for maximum whiplash.

>>39174431

>Sneak behind Yamcha and Spike

>say: "Hey, guys! What'yer doing?"

>>39174508
Seconding this.

>>39174431
"So, I notice a lot of you maggots are wearing the same uniform. Kakarot was wearing one of those ugly orange things too. You all from the same fighting school or something? Who taught you?"

>>39174436
>>39174476
Supporting bringing Roshi in and supporting sending Bulma space shopping.

>>39174476

Well, to be fair, destroying the moon in full power leave him nearly completly exhauseted, and Piccolo at the level he is now can do the same thing with a regular energy blast, in training clothes, without breaking a sweat.

Still, I'm all for getting the old guy to train again. I always thought it was a shame how he became irrelevant.

We could offer to share our space porn magazines to get him motivated.

>>39174431
"So Yamcha, I notice you and Krillin wear those orange outfits that Kakarot was wearing. Those company uniforms or something?"

We still need to get Bulma space-shopping.
She can get her hands on raw ores and materials to use as commodities to trade, as well as whatever credits we have.

>>39174548
When it comes to raw power, the series just left him behind. But it's like they forgot he's old as fuck and has a bag of tricks a mile deep.

Guy has more special tricks than any other trainer seen in the manga/anime.


In the original Saiyan Saga, no one thought to ask him to teach the Mafuba. A sealing technique designed to use on opponents vastly more powerful than you that can't be defeated by conventional means. How fucking useful would that be?

>>39174548
Still, anything that can shatter moons is worth considering, and he was fighting Goku before blowing the moon up.

Also we could have Bulma and or Kami supercharge fountain of youth, with he uses to have long life.
And even if they can't, this would give us some access to it. We could probably find a way to use it somehow.

You stride up behind Yamcha, nudging him in the back. He quickly jumps in the air, as he spins around to find you so close behind him, he literally climbs over Krillin and the back of the couch to put space between the two of you.

He blinks slowly, looking down at his instinctual attempt to hide, as Spike takes a step back as well. "Uh-um, can I help you?" He asks.

You point at the symbol on his shirt, "I've noticed you and Krillin wear the same uniform. Not to mention Kakarot had the same ugly colour of uniform as well. What's the deal with that? Who taught you?"

Relief washes over Yamchas face, along with some surprise. "Oh." He says, standing upright, and tugging the shirt of his uniform out, inspecting the symbol on it. "This is the symbol of the Turtle School." He traces the white circle slowly, "This means turtle. Kame. We were all trained by a..... wise old master. By the name of Roshi. He lives on an island in the middle of the ocean."

You squint at him. "Wait... Roshi? The old bearded goat with the sunglasses?" Yamcha nods. "That old fool attempted to seduce me on sight! How is he a martial artist?"

Yamcha just shrugs. "He trained pretty much everyone here except Spike and Yajirobe at some point. He might be a creep, but he knows what he's doing." Yamcha assures you, "But I don't think he'd much be up for fighting with the Saiyans. He's past his prime. Even he admits it deep down."

>I refuse to work with that freak.
>Well, I'm going to bring him here to help train you all
>He's going to fight with us and like it.
>Write in

>>39174624
Well it always kills the user (except Piccolo and Kami), misses more often than not and may only work against "demons" since that's all it was ever used on. No excuse for Piccolo not trying it on Fat Buu though.

>>39174626

Funnily enough, Roshi is the more or less the only guy to obtain endless life in the setting. Others are born with it, though.

>>39174707
>Write in
"I've found that even backwoods planets in the boonies of the most hicksville sector usually have one or two techniques lying around that have some utility. I'll go talk with him to see if he has anything that might be useful."

>>39174707
>I refuse to work with that freak.

He'd die within a week once he decided to try and grope one of the girls.

>>39174707
>Well, I'm going to bring him here to help train you all

"Warriors past their prime can still pass on their knowledge and experience to others. Let's see if he has anything worth sharing with us."

He's totally gonna hit on us and get beaten half to death every day he's up here, isn't he?

>>39174707
>>Well, I'm going to bring him here to help train you all

Well obtaining all his techniques, is worth being cheeped on. + he will not say no to teaching us.

>>39174765
We could work it out that Roshi can take over training while the three of us are in the Pendulum Room/Gravity Chamber anyway. Works for everyone, except Roshi. But hey, he'll die if we can't beat Vegeta anyhow, so he doesn't get a choice.

>>39174707

>Write in

"Old Saiyan saying: you're past your prime when you're dead, and you're dead when you're past your prime. Let's see what he can put on the table before saying he's out of the game.".

>>39174743

It only kills the user if they don't have enough life energy.

>>39174743
Nah, it works fine on Namekians. They just called King Piccolo a demon back in the day, that's all.

As for it being fatal, I think I remember that being a an issue with the power of the user. Only those strong enough can survive the strain of the technique. So everyone here should be fine.

>>39174743
Or Tien. Pretty sure you just need to have enough ki or life force to use it, otherwise it takes away your life force.

>>39174765
>He'd die within a week once he decided to try and grope one of the girls.

Well, it's pretty good training for him, if he survives.

We should switch Roshis mind with Gohans.

Imagine Gohan with master Roshis mind, technique and power?

>>39174478
I realize I'm in the minority by far so I won't be pushing this but I do want to say, Kami is obviously trying to play us and rushed into the room the second he found out what Piccolo was talking about, which gives credence to the young slug's claims. As far as track records go Piccolo has been more up front with us than Kami, and despite him killing Raditz he's one of the few guys on the planet with backbone. Besides after Popo taking out his little bit of insurance I figured it would be nice to have a bargaining chip of our own. Kami hiding safe in his palace while sending everyone else out to do the fighting while keeping a capable fighter trapped out of fear of his own life just bugs me I guess.

"Well I'll bring him up here anyways. See what he has to teach. There's an old Saiyan phrase, 'you're past your prime when you're dead, and you're dead when you're past your prime.' Let's see what he can bring to the table before we dismiss him."

Yamcha crosses his arms, brushing one of the scars on his cheek absently. "But... Krillin and I studied under him for years. If he had any other tricks to teach, you'd think we would know them by now."

You step over Yamcha, coming around the couch. "Are you going to give me lip on this?" Yamcha hastily shakes his head, "Good. Then point me the way to his island from here."

Yamcha pauses for a second, before pointing south west. "Just sense for his energy, you can't miss him."

You internally are thankful that you picked that trick up before Yamcha mentioned it. "Good. I'll go see him tomorrow then." You tell him, scratching your back with the tip of your tail. Yamcha watches the movement, eyes moving somewhere far away for a second, his expression going dark.

You just snap your fingers in his face, "You. Why are you staring at my tail like that?"

Yamcha clears his head, shaking it, before looking you in the face again. "Sorry. I've just had bad experiences with Goku... once he's transformed I mean. Into that... Great Ape thing." On the couch, Krillin shifts and stirs, rubbing sleep out of his eyes.

>It's called the Oozaru, you racist.
>Whatever, I'm going to bed.
>Other

>>39174905
>while keeping a capable fighter trapped out of fear of his own life just bugs me I guess.
That capable fighter also needs to stay alive otherwise we lose.
And we would still be unable to use the Namekian Dragonballs since we don't know Namekian.
It's in our best interest to have Piccolo stay behind and stay alive. Putting him on the frontline where he could be killed is stupid.

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So tg, which would you?
brainy girl or tough girl

>>39174962
>>It's called the Oozaru, you racist.

>>39174984
Master Roshi and Krillin.

mah waifus.

>>39174962
>It's called the Oozaru, you racist.
"It's an important part of the Saiyan cultural heritage."
>Other
Go to Kami, talk to him about getting Bulma a ride off this planet to go space-shopping for things that would help our training.

>>39174974
We'd have already made our wish by that point so its not like we lose after Radtiz and Goku are brought back, we're just back to neutral. It wont take a Tuffle to figure out that others probably overheard Raditz' dialog the same as Vegeta. We're going to have to deal with Namek eventually anyway if we don't want to deal with an immortal Freeza.

>>39174962
>It's called the Oozaru, you racist.

>Other
Pendulum Room with the girls.

>>39175026
Freiza probably already knows, since he overheard Nappa and Vegeta talking about it before they got to earth

>>39174962
>It's called the Oozaru, you racist.

And you humans look like Saiyans, so that makes him some kinda double racist. Why do you have to be such a hater, Yamcha?

>>39174962
>It's called the Oozaru, you racist.

>>39174962
>it's called Oozaru, you racist.

You know, when the full moon comes around I'm giving you some one on one exercises against mine.

>>39174962
>>It's called the Oozaru, you racist.

>>39175044
Probably yes. Since one of our goals is to kill the effeminate lizard man thing we probably don't want him to find ways of making that harder.

>>39174962

>Go check on the girls

It's Kabu time!

>>39175044

Nah, Freiza only knew about it once they arrived to Earth.

>>39174962
>It's called the Oozaru you fucking racist. What, you mean he never learned how to control it?

>>39175026
>>39175044
>Freiza probably already knows

Nope. Vegie doesn't know either. He's coming here for us/to take the planet. We didn't learn about the Dragonballs until later. Piccolo told us about them so we'd stop tearing off his arms.

We won't have a rehash of canon and the Namek Saga unless we make it happen.

Also, remember that people have only told us they can raise the dead. We don't know they can grant any wish, so we have no fear of Freeza learning about the Namek balls.

You growl at him through your words, "It's called the Oozaru transformation, you racist. And I'll have you know that it's an important part of our culture."

Yamcha starts backing up, waving his hands, "I-I-I-I'm really sorry, we didn't know! That's literally just what Goku called it. Well.... Roshi named it that, but everyone just went with it. We didn't know that it had a special name or anything- Just please don't kill me?"

You roll your eyes, "Whatever, has anyone ever told you that you humans all look like Saiyans? That almost makes you a double racist, when you think about it?"

The other Earthlings are looking your way now, as Yamcha backs up against a wall, face going red. "Y-yes ma'am, sorry ma'am." He stammers.

>Aaah, I'm just messing with ya.
>Relax with the Earthlings for the night
>Pendulum Room
>Other

>>39175231
>>Aaah, I'm just messing with ya.
>Pendulum Room

>>39175231
>Aaah, I'm just messing with ya.
"Kaius, stop being such a pussy."

>Pendulum Room

>>39175231
>Aaah, I'm just messing with ya.
>FIGHT ME

>Other. Bulma, send her on shoping run for alien tech.
>Pendulum Room

If we get a leftover wish, we should wish for good mental health of Broly, and his descendants.

Then he be perfect husbando.

>>39175262
Thats actually a really fucking good idea.

>>39175231
>aaaaaah, I' just messing with you
>pendulum room

>>39175231
>Aaah, I'm just messing with ya.
>Other: Get Bulma to go on a space-shopping trip to get us a fully stocked Medbay, regeneration pods, and some extra scouters.

>>39175231
>Aaah, I'm just messing with ya.
>
>Pecking order

>>39175262
>we should wish for good mental health of Broly,

If/when we discover the Dragonballs can grant any wish, not just raise the dead, that would be a great idea.

>>39175231
>>Aaah, I'm just messing with ya.
>go check on the girls

>>39175262
>>39175273

>mentally sound Broly comes to Earth
>tries to talk to Abridged Goku to get to know him better
>five minutes later

KAKAROOOOT!!!!


But while we're in the pendulum room, I wonder if we could use it to go back to Planet Vegeta in better times and try to score some Saiyan Elite training to make tail-grabbing tolerable or less painful. If we're going to be fighting Vegeta, he just might try for that if he gets desperate enough.

>>39175381
>But while we're in the pendulum room, I wonder if we could use it to go back to Planet Vegeta in better times and try to score some Saiyan Elite training to make tail-grabbing tolerable or less painful. If we're going to be fighting Vegeta, he just might try for that if he gets desperate enough.

Fucking SECONDED. Good idea anon.

>>39175414

I just hope that the closely guarded secret isn't something like "GRAB TAIL HARD UNTIL IT DOESNT HURT" or something.

>>39175231
>Aaah, I'm just messing with ya.
>Pendulum Room

>>39175438
It probably is. Bet the great secret is just endurance training. Grab the tail until you get used to it and it doesn't hurt any more.

>>39175262
Hey, does Kabuya look like the monkey in this, only with blacker hair and Saiyan armor?
pururin.com/gallery/6965/secret-journey.html

You give him a gentle shove, "Ahhhh relax, I'm just messing with ya Yamcha. Stop being such a wuss all the time."

He sags down the wall, trembling at the knees as, but he smiles at you all the same. "Thank Kami." He mutters under his breath. "Sorry Kabuya, I won't make the mistake again."

You flash him a grin, "Make sure you don't. Because Oozarus are ten times stronger than the Saiyan in their base form." You let that hang, and exit, Diol impersonating a dramatic music sting for your exit, before cracking some crude joke to Tien about cyclops girls.

You float down the hall towards the Pendulum Room, hearing the slow, booming thud as the door opens. You let yourself in, floating up beside Popo, who stands quietly in the middle of the room, statue still.

You decide against nudging him, "Can I join in?" You ask. "Where are they anyways?"

Popo's head smoothly turns towards you, as the giant pendulum swings past in a lazy arc. "I'll tell you where they're not." Another arc of the pendulum. "Safe." Another arc curves past, as a small smile sits itself on Popo's lips, before he faces in front of him again.

A green flash of light later, Risel and Teito appear, Risel laid flat out on the ground, slowly picks herself up, grunting with effort, Teito clutching her side, before staring at her arm in shock. "Bu- it was... broken?"

"Have fun?" Popo asks, stepping forward.

"That was awful." Teito shudders, "How can a little girl hit that hard?"

Popo just stares at her for a moment. "Arale is a lot of fun, isn't she?" Teito just stares at him in horror, slumping forward onto her knees.

>Roll 2d3000

>>39175485

There was a picture of a Saiyan warrior woman posted in an earlier thread wearing Raditz-like armor with a green scouter and a bushy hairstyle that looked sort of like a ponytail. I just use that as the reference.

Rolled 365, 1819 = 2184 (2d3000)

>>39175505
Come on, girls, do Kabuya proud.

Rolled 1787, 2695 = 4482 (2d3000)

>>39175505

Rolled 2768, 2856 = 5624 (2d3000)

>>39175505
ROLLIN FOR MAX POWER!

Rolled 2748, 493 = 3241 (2d3000)

>>39175505

>>39175540
MAX POWER ACHIEVED!

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>>39175522
this one?

>>39175555
Yeah.

There also a third Plague of Gripes FemSaiyan character that he did. Some others were using that as reference.

I just use whichever one I like better at the moment when I try to imagine Kabu, since I don't think there was an official description given of her.

Rolled 1740, 1089 = 2829 (2d3000)

I don't know what I'm rolling for.

>>39175505

Whew. Good thing we talked her down when she attacked us.

You think if Vegeta had a sister, she would have a Terra outfit?

>>39175656

Terra?

You mean like Tera Online outfits?

You check your scouter, feeling a new strength radiate from them, despite the clear tiredness of the two. Teito has pushed herself up too 13311, while the nearly unconscious Risel leans against her, at 14535.

"Good work girls, you're both catching up quick." You tell them, patting Teito on her free shoulder.

Popo disappears in a dash of wavy air, as he tends to do after he gets bored.

Risel sways on her feet a bit more, eyelids fluttering until Teito bends and sweeps her up in her arms. "Easy Ris, I gotcha." Teito glares at the spot that Popo had been. "I'm not so sure I really like that guy. Just cos he's all tough, thinks he can treat us like shit all the time."

>Popo, I want a round too!
>Write in

>>39175712
>Popo, I want a round too!

>>39175712
He's a bastard for sure, but with training like this I think we can put up with it for now. You girls get some rest, Popo... I want a round too!

>>39175712
>Risel, practice the Fusion Technique with Teito for a bit.

>>39175712
>>Popo, I want a round too!

>>39175712
"Teito, put Ris to bed and get some rest. You need to be fit for training tomorrow. Can't have the maggots think they're in our league."

>Popo, I want a round too!

>>39175712
>Popo, I want a round too!

>>39175739
That might not be such a good idea when they are on verge of collapsing. It took a pretty lucky roll when Kabu and Risel were at peak condition to master it.

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>>39175707

>>39175381
>>39175414
>>39175438

Goku managed to find how to do so by himself, you know.

>>39175784
>That might not be such a good idea when they are on verge of collapsing. It took a pretty lucky roll when Kabu and Risel were at peak condition to master it.
The weak combined to get stronger on that planet. Also, they'll just need to practice more so it's not as much a matter of luck.

>>39174266
Honestly, currently a bunch of "why things on this planer are not the way Kabuya wants them to be" boil down to Popo.

>>39175811
Sure they need practice but right now is probably not the best time for it. They need sleep.

>>39175712
>Popo, I want a round too!

I hope we get to fight young Nappa.

>>39175712
>>Write in

>Go to bed, girls. I'll join you in a bit

>Popo, I want a round, too

>>39175712
>Write in
"Teito, get started on a list of things we need for a better Medbay and regeneration pods."
>Popo, I want a round too!

>>39175712
>Teach the girls Ki Sense.
If we have the time, that Four-arm technique as well.

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"Yeah, he's kind of like that. Now you two get some rest." Teito exits, bumping the door open with her tail, before you clear your throat. "Popo! I want a round too! Okay?"

The green flash hits you without warning, Popo doesn't even enter the room this time.

You blink as your vision fills with a pure white, thinking you've gone blind, your body suddenly feeling a cold so harsh it feels like your exposed skin is burning. You quickly raise your aura, pushing the cold air away from you, feeling heat flush through your skin.

"Alright. Then when the hell am I now?" You ask of nobody in particular.

Suddenly, a fist as large as your face comes whirling out of the snow, followed by an enormous human in dark blue. A large stitched scar runs across his forehead, as the huge man glares at you, fists raised.

"You will no hurt Jingle Village EITHER!" The man bellows, before rushing at you.

Your scouter can't pick anything up on this one either, not even a heat signal. What the HFIL? His fist crashes into you, knocking you flat on your ass in the snow, before he straddles over your chest, screaming in rage, both fists raised high, preparing to pummel you.

>Roll D1000+157

Rolled 48 + 157 (1d1000 + 157)

>>39176011
What the fuck is that thing?

Rolled 423 + 157 (1d1000 + 157)

>>39176011
Rollin

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>>39176011
Android 8, yes. My favorite android.

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>>39176011

didn't we use to roll d2300?

>>39176032

Android 8

>>39176032

That's an android. One who is (Supposedly, at least according to one of the games) significantly better than the ones from the Android Saga. He beat the shit out of future 16 when he went back in time to kill Goku as a child.

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>>39176060
If he beat the shit out of 16 what the fuck are we going to do?

>>39176060

Though in that storyline, #16 was also subconsciously holding himself back because he didn't really want to go through with his orders.

>>39176060
Nah, kid Goku beat the old RR androids. Dr Gero didn't even start developing his army killer androids until after Goku wrecked all his early models. Android 8 is weak sauce to Kabu. Popo is just fucking with us by sending us here.

>>39176089

Get beaten almost to death and get gainz, that's what!

>>39176089
Throw him in the way of an avalanche, then absorb the energy in his snowy prison to where it's all icy.

>>39176108
Goku never fought 8, he befriended him. 8 was too strong for kid Goku but he didn't really want to fight, and the few times that he wound up actually attacking things he trashed it in 1 or 2 hits.

>>39176108
Depending on source material, he might be as strong as 16 (if you consider games canon).

You retaliate by screaming right back, unleashing a Kaged Beast that knocks him off you, if barely, before leaping to the air, unleashing a volley of punches straight into his gut, face and chest.

The man bends over double from your blows, sliding back through the snow, before straightening up.

He extends one arm straight forward, before using his free hand to twist his elbow. The raised arm makes a clicking noise, before the man charges at you, his arm stuck straight forward, locked in position, despite his swaying about as he charges.

You barely dodge the attack, ducking under it, before jumping aside. The man stops, sliding through the snow and sleet, comes to a stop, before rounding on you again. "You will leave!" He orders again, charging at you, what looks like electricity surging through the scar on his head, as more snow falls about you.

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>>39176287
rollin

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>>39176287

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>>39176287
Kabuya Kannon him.

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>>39176287

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>>39176287
We should do this as a punishment, if maggots slack off again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_zbylgxo9E

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>>39176287
Go for the eyes! Blind him.

>>39176357
No.

>>39176287
He's obviously a physical powerhouse, bait him then punish him, while learning his queues and thee flaws in his moves.

You jump over his head this time, letting him continue his charge, you gather your ki, blasting a Kabuya Kannon at him, aiming for the back of his head, it slams directly into his skull, knocking him down in one attack.

As the energy clears, you see smoke coming from the top of his head. Nasty, you must have torn the top half of his skull clean off.

The man collapses to his knees, hitting the snow like a sack of bricks.

"Really Popo?" You call out, "This is all you had to throw at me?" You snicker and walk closer, kicking the corpse with your foot. "Bastard didn't even take more than ten hits too take down!"

You walk around by the top of his head, before glancing up, "YOU CAN BRING ME BACK NOW!.... POPO?"

Your heart nearly beats it's way out of your chest, as the man leaps up again, his arms wrapping around you, pinning yours to your side in a crushing bear grip. You feel your ribs pushing up against your lungs, as the air flows out of you.

"FATAL ERR-ERR-ERR-ERRR-ERRRR-ERROR! EXECUTING ANDROID PROGRAM.... 8523. SELF DESTRUCTION IN 5... 4..."

Panicking, you try and gather your energy together for a Kaged Beast attack.

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>>39176531
Rollin max damage

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>>39176565
Hopefully good enough.

>>39176531
"Learn your place, Android!" Headbutt him, use our knees, make him think he's won till we unleash the Kaged Beast.

>>39176595
>Make him think he's won

He's a damaged robot with the command to cling on and explode. He's not "Thinking" so much as doing. Trying to fake him out at this point.. is pointless.

>>39176634
If we hit him then unleash the blast it'll do more damage. We can hit him as we charge and he'll focus on just holding us, leaving himself open to more damage in a failed suicide attack.

Plus it's more dramatic if we get it off at the last second (not that we'd want to do that, but Chuckles loves to tickle our butts).

You headbutt him in his destroyed face, as you gather energy to yourself, swinging at him with your legs, into the trunks of his thighs, until you feel strong enough toe get rid of him.

You roar, exerting all the energy you have left into a Kaged Beast. The energy explosion blasts outwards from you, into the androids body.

"3...2...."

Pouring more energy than you should, you vision dims slightly, as you feel the bearhug loosen, the android sailing away, high up, into the air.

"1."

The explosion is so bright that you think you've gone blind all over again, even from about thirty metres in the air, the force of the explosion forces you to your knees, then knocking you face down into the snow, physically pushing you downwards, snow and dirt compacting beneath you, as pain washes over your back in fiery waves.

Finally the explosion stops, and you manage to drag yourself out of the pit you were buried in, shaking loose snow off yourself, you claw your way back to the surface, realising that the explosive left an enourmous crater. Snow falls on your burned flesh, soothingly cold after the fires.

Slowly you pick yourself up, getting back to your feet. The familiar green bolt of lightning circles downwards, and once more you're looking at the inside of the pendulum room, dead tired, and your injuries physically gone, leaving only phantom pain behind.

Lazily you check your scouter, heading for bed, you stifle a yawn into the back of your fist.

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>>39176843
Rollin

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>>39176843
roll roll roll

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>>39176843
Master Roshi here we come!

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>>39176879
>>39176843

>>39176886

I just remembered that Roshi can read minds.

and so we wait.

Staggering up the ship ramp, your power level is now at 18,025. Grinning to yourself, that you're now stronger than that Brench woman, you stagger into bed, collapsing face first on your scouter.

You're woken by your own snoring in the light of early morning, blinking awake. You sit up, rubbing your eyes, and gently unclipping your scouter, from where it's painfully jabbed into your cheekbone.

You set it down for now, heading for the showers. Cleaned and dried, you find Risel and Teito already waiting for you, smiling expectantly. Diol is asleep on the couch, surrounded by about a dozen beer bottles, his snoring even louder than yours.

"We heard you're going out today." Teito says, scratching her neck. "We wanted to know who was in charge when you were gone?"

>Risel
>Teito
>Diol
>Popo
>Give (Write in) special attention with...

>>39177057
>>Popo

Like he let anyone else be in charge. Maximum motivation training.

>>39177057
>Teito
>Give Gohan special attention with... Saiyan customs! He should learn his heritage!

>>39177057
>Popo

>>39177057
>Teito

>>39177057
>Teito

Popo gon blaze it today son.

>>39177057
>Risel
>Have Teito give Gohan special attention with energy control and his Saiyan heritage
When we go to Roshi's, we can detour to Bulma's to bring up the idea of space-shopping for needed tech and parts.

>>39177057
>Popo
>"Of course, if he doesn't want to, go by powerlevel."

>>39177057
>Teito

"Teito, I'll put you in charge of the maggots. I might have a different job for you Risel."

We should talk to Kami about sending Bulma in his ship to get some stuff. I think Risel would be the best one to go with her. She's the nicest of us and least likely to lose her shit if stuck in a confined space with a human for a week.

>>39177084
>>39177097
>>39177099
But are the warriors really ready for Teito's more Saiyan-styled training? We don't have those regeneration pods yet, so if she breaks one of them, they won't be able to train until they heal, which could be days or weeks.

>>39177057
>18,025
>25
Right in your face, Vegeta.

>>39177057
Tell Teito: "Give everyone a choice. Popo, or yourself."

>>39177057

>Teito
>>Give Spike, Gohan and Yajirobe special attention with ki.

>>39177121
Yes.

>>39177057
>The two of you, Rock-Paper-Scissors, I shall judge.

>>39177126
Yep, we're now at canon Vegitas power level. Unless Chuckles decides to use some GM ex machina, he's fucked.

>>39177156
But it's Chuckles and this is DBZ.

>>39177121

Teito's not dumb. I trust her entirely

>>39177156
I hope we can hit 40,000+ before they get here just for the amount of gloating we can do. Then we'll be as good as the Broly kid so maybe we can revisit him and his psycho dad! Then find out the hard way that Broly's power is in fact maximum.

>>39177126

Vegeta still has extreme endurance going for him. Got pummeled by Kaioken Goku, got Kamehameha'd by Kaioken x 4 Goku, then got hit by a 50% spirit bomb, then got slashed by Yajirobe, then got thrown around by Oozaru Gohan, then finally crushed by Oozaru Gohan.

But on the other hand, Kabuya seems to be able to swing outside of her weight class quite a bit. defeating people who are 20-40% stronger than you are is no small feat.

>>39177121
They need a challenge to make gains. If one of them is broken, Sensu beans will fix them, and we'll get to learn another fascinating thing about this world.

>>39177200
Kakarot was lower PL then Vegeta at that point, ultimately, Vegeta was a strong warrior but a proud one. He'd honed his body but he let himself be whittled down by others.

>>39177156
Or Diol can suggest we settle our differences with a drinking contest. Being the Prince of all Saiyans, Vegeta could not help but accept it, his pride won't allow him to be out-drank by some "low-class scum."

By the time we all wake up, Bulma is pregnant with Trunks, Krillin's pants are being held hostage by a T. Rex, and Yamcha is carrying a Saibaman's child.

>>39177218

True, but he still took a ton of strong attacks right on the chin and was still lucid enough to retreat after all of it was done, even if Goku was the only reason why he lived to tell the tale.

You point to Teito, "You're in charge today. Just try not to break them. Alright?" Teito shrugs halfheartedly, until you repeat yourself, "ALRIGHT?"

"Okay..." she grumbles, pouting.

You turn to Risel next, "You're going to teach Gohan some more about ki control. And once his training is done, I want you to teach him everything you have on Saiyan culture, got it?"

She nods with a smile, as Diol wakes, bright and sunny, despite the enormous amount of booze he consumed. "Mornin'!" He hops to his feet, whistling cheerily as he struts down the ramp.

You follow Teito outside, as she starts to address the trainees. "Alright, you've seen the rest, now it's time for the rest." She chuckles to herself, as Risel picks up Gohan. "Sparring matches today, in higher gravity!" She starts pairing them off, as you boost yourself off the edge of the Lookout, following Yamchas direction.

You only just realise you left your scouter behind, but with your ki sense ability, you can spot Roshi anyways, the only significant power source to your south west for miles.

Boosting low over the see, you suddenly feel more powers approaching the one that should be Roshi, bigger than anything else you've felt outside of the Lookout.

Curious, you pick up your speed, feeling Roshi's power dim. "The HFIL's going on?" You grunt. Suddenly Roshi's power vanishes completely, half of the power sources you sense flying away to the north, while the other five or so stay behind where Roshi was.

"No seriously. What's going on?" You grunt, coming to a stop in the air.

>Head towards Roshi's island
>Follow those powers heading north

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>>39177321
>>Head towards Roshi's island

>>39177321
>>Head towards Roshi's island

>>39177321
>>Head towards Roshi's island
Oh god damn it.

Wheelo's PL is like 40,000. Shit.

>>39177321
>>>Head towards Roshi's island

>>39177395
>bigger than anything else you've felt OUTSIDE OF the Lookout.
Emphasis is mine. Lets learn to hide our Ki.

>>39177321
>Head towards Roshi's island

>>39177395
Fusion Dance!

>>39177321
>Follow those powers heading north

>>39177200
>But on the other hand, Kabuya seems to be able to swing outside of her weight class quite a bit. defeating people who are 20-40% stronger than you are is no small feat.

Kabuya, despite all her "proud stronk space monkey" talk, is a sneaky and very underhanded, dirty fighter.

You power in towards Roshi's Island, low and fast, before landing on the and quietly. The bigger power levels are all inside the house, as you can hear it being torn apart.

That same brown creature that was talking to Bulma spots you, having been hiding behind the house. "Please! You have to stop them!" It pleads. "Can't you help a Turtle out? They already took Master Roshi. There's no one else left!"

You feel inside the house, the ki sources inside are little more than small fries, if you had to guess... maybe a seven 1000 power levels?

>No time for small fries, go after Roshi
>Alright, time to clean up house

>>39177470
Ain't nothing wrong with punking a fool if you're trying to stay alive long enough to avenge your race.

>>39177478
>No time for small fries, go after Roshi

>>39177478
>Alright, time to clean up house

>>39177478
>Clean up house
Never leave an enemy at your back, especially when they can fuck up everyone on the planet we're training up.

>>39177478
>Alright, time to clean up house

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>>39177478
1: help
2: Roshi

>>39177321
>>Follow those powers heading north

"By Space Monkey Jesus, what kind of freak it is this time?"

>>39177478
>Alright, time to clean up house
We could like, sneeze on them and kill them. They're literally Chinese knockoff Saibamen.

>>39177478
>No time for small fries, go after Roshi

>>39177478
>Alright, time to clean up house

>>39177478
>Alright, time to clean up house
Eh, just wipe them out quickly so they aren't trouble later.

>>39177478
>>Alright, time to clean up house

>>39177485

Never said it was wrong.

>>39177478
>Alright, time to clean up house
They probably have some sort of diabolical plan if he's still alive. They'll probably want to monologue, so that should give us enough time to clear their minions, train, learn a few new techniques, train, and then confront them.

>>39177514
but, they're stronger than Raditz

>>39177478
>Alright, time to clean up house

We can beat some info out of them, so we know what we're dealing with.

>Alright, time to clean up house

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You step inside, flaring your power and whistling. "Alright assholes! Guess who's the new sheriff on this planet?" You take a moment to pause, staring around at your enemies. "Are those blue Saibamen?" You ask.

A second later, one of them has leapt on your back, wrapping it's arms around your head. It screams, "Kikiiiiiiii!" And another second later, it explodes, knocking your forwards and blowing out the front entrance of the house.

You grunt in pain, as they rest mob you, clawing and slashing at you. It doesn't hurt much, more a nuisance, but the ones mobbing you manage to actually draw a little blood.

"Alright, enough!" You reach out and grab one by the ankle, before hefting him around, slamming him into another hard enough that both of them end up bisected on each other, their blue gray blood splattering the walls.

You punt another in the chin, knocking his skull clean off, before picking one of the remainders up and tearing first his arms, then legs off, before tossing his corpse behind you, splashing into the ocean.

The last two rather futilely attempt to suicide bomb you as well, but their power combined does little more than give you a few bruises.

"Sonnuva bitch!" You hiss, tossing your hair out of your eyes. The turtle peers inside the door, trembling at the sight of all the corpses, "I.. um thank you, miss....."

"Kabuya." You grunt, kicking the corpses out onto the sand.

"Well I'm Turtle, and I sincerely mean it, when I say..."

You've already lost interest,

>Head back to the Lookout for reinforcements first
>Head after Roshi, now!

>>39177621
Our point exactly.

>>39177707
>>Head after Roshi, now!

>>39177707
>Talk to the turtle

"Wait, you're a turtle, named turtle, living on turtle island. Is everything on this planet so stupid?"

>>39177707
>Head after Roshi, now!
"Who are they?"

>>39177478
If we do vote to clear out the house, I also vote we ask the Turtle how to use the phone and call Bulma. She can contact the others on the Lookout.

Back up for us, and live fire training for the Maggots.

Also, we need to get communicators separate from our scouters. Like a watch, or something we just keep in our pocket.

>>39177707
>Head after Roshi, now!

>>39177707
>Head after Roshi, now!
Someone on the lookout will notice our power flare up. Diol will probably come after us if it gets rough

>>39177707
>Head after Roshi now

>>39177707
>"Who took him? Name, NOW!"

>>39177743
Bulma's working on communicators, but it'll take time.

>>39177707
>Head after Roshi, now!

Can we call one of our fellows on the lookout in any way? We should phone home and tell them to follow the (relative) fuckhueg power levels.

>>39177707
>Head after Roshi, now!

>>39177707
>Phone Bulma and have her call for reinforcements.
>Head after Roshi.

>>39177707
>Head back to the Lookout for reinforcements first
FIELD TRIP TIME, MOTHERFUCKERS

TIME TO TAKE CHANCES, MAKE MISTAKES, GET MESSY

So can someone tell me what those where exactly? I regret to say that I don't know *all* the lore and there some I may have even forgotten.

>>39177828
Disposable minions created by a mad scientist called Wheelo.

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>>39177828
Chinese knockoff Saibamen called "Bio-men." Weaker than regular ones, made by a mad scientist that wants the strongest body.

>>39177876
>>39177879
Thanks. I think I can look up the rest.

So, will Dumplin be making an appearance?

>>39177879
Wait.. so he wants Kabu's body? So we should be avoiding him?

>>39177942
Whenever we use too many rerolls.

Lets offer this guy Freezas body, if he joins us?

Because he wants the strongest body, and if we help him get it, well there is no reason for conflict.
+ we get his biotech for training, and he can improve.

Recruit him. His robots are as strong as some of our recruits.

You take off at a run, before powering up into the air, heading after those ones that were heading north, boosting your power enough that you hope to get someones attention up on the Lookout at least.

You blast over Penguin Island, as you feel the powers stop moving further north, finally coming to a rest.

Surging forwards more, you rush across the ocean, as the climate starts to grow colder and colder, ice chunks starting to float through the seas.

Eventually you fly over an icy continent, tracking the powers to the east, you spot something in the ice, an enormous fortress of steel, with huge double doors.

"Yeah right." You scoff, hurling a ki blast at the walls. Your mouth drops as it simply bounces off the steel, exploding and leaving it unmarred, crashing into the ice by the entrance. "Smug prick!" You hurl more blasts, but none even manages to leave a trace.

Inside, you feel Roshi's power again, only for it to be quickly extinguished. Among the higher powers, you also feel two closer to the human average, if ever so slightly above.

Sighing in irritation, you land in front of the enormous doors.

>Try and slam through them with everything you got.
>Go for backup now
>"Hello?"
>Write in

>>39177988
>Try and slam through them with everything you got.

>>39177988

>Try and slam through them with everything you got

WE WILL NOT BE STOPPED BY LOW-CLASS DOORS

>>39177988
>Try and slam through them with everything you got.

>>39177988
>>Try and slam through them with everything you got.

>>39177988

>"Hello. Do you have a moment to talk about space jesus"

You know what I never got? If Wheelo could make those elemental mooks that could stand up to Goku when said Goku came rushing in to save Roshi, which far outstrip anything from any period in time prior to his thawing , why the fuck would he even need to steal a body? He can make something that outclasses Roshi and most other living beings on the planet by so much it's not even funny.

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>>39177988
Go in the fucking window.

Also how that smatass was gonna put his brain into human body anyway? Its like 2x the size of normal brain. Only things who would support it are the egg headed alien things, unless he added glass jar on top or something.

>>39178084
If you ever played Budokai Tenkaichi 3, you would understand why he wanted something else.

Hitting the door it is

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man, sure is funny how we waver between 5 and 10+ votes all the time

>>39178095
Wheelo makes destruction proof glass, how else do you think his brain doesn't get destroyed?

>>39178099
I think he'd go for the glass jar method.

>>39178114
Nonsense, Chuckles, there's 38 people here.

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>>39178114
lurkers gonna lurk unless they really disagree with stuff.

>>39178114
Seriously. Windows. Right there in the picture.>>39178095

No way are they stronger then the huge metal doors. Less prepared defences too.

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>>39178114
I am watching DBZ, so I sometimes miss a post.

>>39178142
Pretty much. I'm usually busy with stuff but check in periodically. Sometimes I get to vote, sometimes I miss the window.

>>39178142
This.

>>39178114
playing bloodborne. Can't be a space monkey and dodge bullshit bosses at the same time.

>>39178240
You a jobber like ten Yamchas put together.

>>39178084
>He can make something that outclasses Roshi and most other living beings on the planet by so much it's not even funny.

Having someone that can manufacture an army sounds useful as fuck.

I vote we make an effort to recruit him. When that inevitably fails, we take this place intact and use it ourselves.

Fortress of Doom with in-house army manufacturing facility? Hell yeah!

>>39178212
Same boat doing other stuff at the moment and usually check in when votings done.

>>39178259
If he's so good, why not just clone a body. There's better tech than just what he's developed. Pattened some of his defense stuff here, make a mint, then clone a body that suits his needs. Fair warning, as far as space is concerned he'll be a small fish in a big ocean.

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...Wwwwwwait. In the movie, his dumbshit lackey gathers the Dragon Balls to wish Wheelo out. But if he did that here, wouldn't that mean the Dragon Balls wouldn't recharge for another year and leave both Raditz and Goku dead?

And if he did it without the Dragon Balls, then how did he break open the ice? Use his brains and build a flamethrower minion first, or what?

>>39178259
>>39178300

>>39178084

His creations probably had huge problems, like "last one week" or "disolve in salt water"

>>39178300
Hey, I said he's got some great stuff we could use. Not that he wasn't an idiot in its use.

Fortress of Doom made from super metal is fucking cool.

An army manufacturing facility sounds awesome. An army is always useful!

>>39178300
He's a mad scientist much like Gero. If they were the kind of people that could grasp simple logic like that they wouldn't be evil geniuses with hidden fortress labs, they'd be evil geniuses living in the heart of a major city living the life of care free billionaires, like Briefs.

You cup your hands over head, gathering your ki, before slamming a Kabuya Kannon directly into the doors.

It takes about thirty seconds of blasting continuosly, pumping energy into the attack, before you here the door give, with a tearing of metal.

You cut the wave off, panting a little, as you inspect the hole you cut through it, at least two metres of this hyper strong steel. Not bad if you don't sa-

The ice under your feet shatters, as a clawed yellow hand grabs around your ankle, pulling you downwards into the freezing cold water, a yellow blob of pustuled fat snarling at you.

"Bluuuub blub!" It hisses through a mouth of bubbles. You sense out for his energy, probably a fifth of yours, as you break out in a grin.

You stamp on his head cruelly, feeling the skin and flesh deform underfoot, the head collapsing downwards into the neck.

"Take that!" You hiss, through your own stream of bubbles.You pull your foot away from his face and move to take off to the surface.

The hand locks around your ankle even tighter. "The HFIL?"

The fat slowly starts to crawl up your leg, covering your entire body slowly, as it uses its free hand to anchor itself to a rock under the water.

"Blub blub." It laughs cheerily, as your lungs start to constrict.

>>39178389
shit


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>>39178348
Considering we have one of the Balls and Popo is currently holding at least one other, no way he used the same method.

Some sort of butterfly effect going on. We changed something so stuff is starting to veer away from canon.

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>>39178409

Guide my rolls, Toriyama!

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>>39178389
Use your ki to sharpen your palm as a blade and chop him. He is clearly rubber type. Just gotta cut him.

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>>39178389
>It laughs cheerily, as your lungs start to constrict.

Saiyans can apparently hold their breath for half an hour at minimum. Maybe much more. We're fine here.

>>39178409

>>39178437
>>39178389
Seconding cutting attack.

So Popo makes us fight a robot and immediately afterwards we fight a robot for real.

Does that mean we have to look out for Garlic Jr. and possibly Babidi in the near future too?

>>39178591
Garlic Jr. probably not(they kicked his ass recently), Babidi duck YES.

>>39178591

Babidi is so hilariously out of our league it's not even funny. Anything past Pui Pui on his minion scale would destroy us, and we're probably not strong enough to break any of his spells.

You stamp and stamp again, before unleashing a Kaged Beast attack. The water about you explodes away in each direction, as well as throwing this creature, who you're just going to call Blubblub away.

You're free of the water, but the fat yellow bastard is still standing. He throws a punch at you from the ocean floor, causing you to laugh as you're pitifully out of his range.

you're caught by surprise when his arm stretch up to crash directly into your chin. His sneak attack sends you spinning into the air, as the water rushes back in, filling the hole you blew in the ocean. You quickly rush upwards towards the surface, as Blubblub surfaces, jumping from the water and landing on the ice.

"Alright fatty, time for- GRkrkkrrkrrahhhk!" Your taunt dissolves into pained screams, as something wraps around your leg, shooting intense pain up and down your body.

Two more assholes, who you can only presume out Blubblubs friends have shown up, the green one having wrapped a whip like extension around your leg, shooting intense electricity through your body.

Screaming, you collapse through the air, landing on the ice hard enough to crack it, as the red one stands over you, raising a hand. Suddenly you begin to feel very cold, even as electricity runs through you, you feel like you're being frozen to your very bones.

Your vision starts to dim, your ki spent from blasting the door....


>Roll a D10


>>39178437
you dont know how to do that shit

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>39178671

>>39178620
Garlic Jr turned up again after they got back from Namek. But by then he'd gathered a new set of minions and came up with the Black Water Mist plan, so he must have been around for a while.

In fact, he's the one with the power to open portals to the Dead Zone. I'm not sure why they ever thought it could hold him. He might be back already.

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>39178671

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>39178671

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>39178671

>>39178735
Hope to HFIL crits don't trump in this quest.

>>39178671
Okay we are asking Yajirobe how to do that after this.

>>39178757
Chuckles has not said anything about crits. It's best of 3, he even took them out of Pokemang, so we roll 2d10 instead of 1d20.

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>39178671
>you dont know how to do that shit

People re-create moves after seeing them once all the time in DBZ

>>39178835
We haven't seen it once. We also aren't Kakarot/a boss character.

>>39178845
Yajirobe?
his main attack changes ki in cutting way.

>>39178864
But all we've seen is a shitty Ki blast, anon. In general, we have to be nice and help others to see techniques which is more of a DBZ morality thing then anything else.

In what sounds like a very far away voice, you hear a slurry voice scream out, "GET AWAY FROM HER!"

Suddenly Blubblub, who was standing over you, mockingly, gasps in pain, three spiked points jabbing out through his mouth, before his top half falls away, as a sword slices his upper half from his lower.

Yajirobe and Spike stand behind him, ki blasting off the top of the former's sword and slamming into the red one. "Brrr!" it screams, as the explosion distracts him from freezing you.

"Wooolf Fang Fist! Hiya!" Screams another voice behind you, quickly followed by another.

"Tri Beam!" You hear Tien yell. The electricity surging through your body cuts off, as the cold fog lifts from your mind.

You quickly start to struggle against the ice pinning you to the sheet below, until Krillin and Chiaotzu appear over you, blasting the ice off you with a few ki blasts.

You push yourself up, shattering the rest in one move, as Spike and Gohan rush the red one..

You sense around for their ki as you turn, realising a cold hard fact, these freaks are at least half as strong as Risel and Teito, your trainees are barely able to match them, even as Krillin and Chiaotzu join the fight.

Gohan is batted aside, frozen to an ice cliff with one blast, quickly followed by Spike, as Tien and Yamcha both get electrocuted by those same whips that got you.

"No you don't!" A foot crashes into the green electric one's face. "Four Witches!" Four seperate fists crush the green monsters face in, as Diol pounds it into dust.

Shivering, you begin to charge your ki, to help take out the red one, only for one last helper to jump in.

"Taste the power of TEISEL!" A Saiyan girl in Metamoran clothes crashes into the one in red, before grabbing him by his hair and throwing him upwards, "Survivors Love!"

A pinkish red beam streams upwards from Teisels hands, obliterating the red freak in one blow, his scream echoing through the icy wasteland.

You stare about at your rescuers, shocked.

>Write in

>>39178671
>Kabu talks all that good shit, gets as strong as Vegeta while bossing everyone else around.
>Gets wrecked by some of the weakest mooks of the entire series.

Shaemfur Dispray.

>>39178992
well the three of them combined come out to 18.5k

>>39178992

Time to lock ourselves in the gravity room and get swole again.

Hyperbolic time chamber when

>>39178984
"The old pervert is inside somewhere if he's still alive." help Gohan and Spike out of the ice and help the others up.

"Who the HFIL were these freaks?"

>>39179030
Its like 3 6 year olds holding down 18 year old. Shit does not work that way.

We should preform sudoku. We have shamed ourselves.

>>39178984
>Hug the girls.
>Rage and pretend to be powerful again.

>>39178984
>"Well, let that be a lesson folks. Even if your opponent's weaker than you, underestimating them can get you right fucked."

>>39178984

Thank the troops. Split up and look for who's in charge. Recruit them.

>>39178992

Pouring a lot of Ki into blowing open an armored door is very exhausting. Sustaining a beam for 30 seconds would drain anyone if they had to keep it at max strength for long.

Plus Wheelo's goons use a lot of mental stuff and stuff that paralyzes muscles like electricity. That's stuff you can't always counter with Ki.

>>39178984

Good job, team.

They took Roshi in there.

>>39178984
"...Good work. This is almost worth a reward meal."

Hug the girls (girl?).

>>39179053
id be careful with that, its canon that you only get to use it twice in one lifetime

>>39178984
Compliment them on their moves and team work.

Tell them we want this place intact if possible and lead the charge.

Do NOT dwell on the fact we were just put on the ropes by jobbers and saved by the Maggots. WE'VE GOT A FIGHT TO WIN HERE PEOPLE. MOVE ON. NOTHING TO SEE HERE.

>>39178984

Today's lesson: You have enough ants, you can lift a dinosaur.

Good hustle team. You've almost earned your 'all you can eat'.

Everybody take five.

>>39178984
"Roshi's inside. Go on ahead, just need to catch my breath."

Goddamn, this is disgraceful.

>>39178984

>"...That was impressive. Thanks"
>Hug the girl
>"But don't you ever think I couldn't have gotten my ass out of this on my own"

>>39179127
Enough army ants could probably kill a dinosaur.

Army ants routinely take down stuff 50x their size.

>>39179198

It's a foreshadowing joke. I don't remember if its in any other versions, but in XV at least Freeza says several times about "ants taking down a dinosaur" (in reference to his own swole PL).

>>39179229

Oh, I know that. Just saying that army ants are pretty fucking scary. Seriously.

>>39179240
Yep.

You pause a moment to reflect, as you let your body recover from that beating. "Well folks, let this be a lesson. If there's enough of them and they're smart enough, ants can lift a dinosaur. Don't underestimate those who are weaker than you. And to all of you, good work. You might have earned your all you can eat... Almost."

They all laugh a little at this, as feel your power returning.

"Now, the reason I'm here. They kidnapped Master Roshi and brought him here. HFIL knows why, but we're getting him out. Got it?" Everyone nods, walking forwards. You fall in besides Teisel, giving her a sideways hug, "You got the fusion dance going in one shot? I'm impressed."

Teisel giggles a little, "Yeah, but I think it made old Diol over there a bit pissy that we used it." She leans forward and waves at the triclops, "Sorry Diol! Had to be done!" His third eye glares at the fused girl, but he says nothing.

Suddenly, you spot something over the doorway, something with a glassy eye, rotating back an forth along the group. "That looks like... scouter tech?" You mutter to yourself aloud. "How the hell do they have that?"

The sensor rotates along the line, before locking onto Teisel next to you, whirring quietly.

>Torch it
>Never mind, just get inside quick

>>39179279
Torch it.

>>39179279
>>Never mind, just get inside quick
Save it for Bulma in we end up having to torch this place maybe.

>>39179279
Rip it off, and put it somewhere we can later get it.
Spare parts!

>>39179279
>Torch it

>>39179322
>>39179324
Supporting. I want as much of this place intact as possible.

>>39179279
>Torch it

>>39179279
>Torch it


>Hug Teisel
This is like the best opportunity to hug both of them at once.

>>39179279
>Never mind, just get inside quick