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Overview

>This is a quest taking place in the Dragonball universe, starting at the beginning of the Saiyan Saga

>You are a human male, currently eleven years of age (12 actual)

>All previous threads are archived on suptg if you'd like to catch up

>At the end of each update, you will have the opportunity to vote on what to do next. After ten minutes, the option with the most votes wins

>Write-ins are allowed, though I will disregard those I suspect to be shitposting

>Death is possible in this quest, but in this universe it is rarely permanent. So, try to be careful, but have fun

>I will offer certain action/dialogue options at the end of each update. You can vote on these, or write-in

>Have fun
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Tiencha when?
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>>39161097
Where is the guy with the rock?
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>>39161221
WHERE IS HE
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You decide to pay a visit to the Lookout. After all, it has been a long time since you've done so without training being your intent. Besides, Piccolo, Popo and Dende could probably use some company.

You leave your home and fly above the clouds, enjoying the feel of the wind in your face as you make your way up to the Lookout.

Piccolo is meditating, an activity he indulges in rather often. Popo is tending to the garden, and butterflies flutter peacefully around him as he works.

Dende watches the two of them with a smile, one that grows wider as he watches you land. He rushes over to you excitedly, disturbing Piccolo's meditation ad he greets you.

"Hey, Kaguya! It's good to see you!" he says happily.

Piccolo gives you a smile as he gets to his feet. "It's been a while since you've paid a visit here, to what do we owe the pleasure?"

>A. You just wanted to stop by and visit

>B. You wanted to use the Pendulum Room

>C. Ask Piccolo if you can meditate with him

>D. Ask if Piccolo wants to spar

>E. Discuss the events at the tournament a few months back

>F. Something else
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So if Videl is our Caboose, who's our Donut?
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>>39161269
>E. Discuss the events at the tournament a few months back
>C. Ask Piccolo if you can meditate with him
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>>39161269

>A. You just wanted to stop by and visit
>E. Discuss the events at the tournament a few months back
>C. Ask Piccolo if you can meditate with him
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>>39161269
>>A. You just wanted to stop by and visit
>C. Ask Piccolo if you can meditate with him
>E. Discuss the events at the tournament a few months back
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>>39161269
>E. Discuss the events at the tournament a few months back
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>>39161269
>A. You just wanted to stop by and visit
>E. Discuss the events at the tournament a few months back
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>>39161269
>A. You just wanted to stop by and visit
>E. Discuss the events at the tournament a few months back
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>>39161269
>F. Piccolo...on Namek, Goku read Krillin's mind. Does that mean all Saiyans can learn that?
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>>39161269
>A. You just wanted to stop by and visit
I couldn't recall the last time I have visited without a crysis waiting to happen so I decided to hop in
>C. Ask Piccolo if you can meditate with him
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>>39161269
>>A. You just wanted to stop by and visit
>C. Ask Piccolo if you can meditate with him
>E. Discuss the events at the tournament a few months back
F. Ask if he could teach you the more estoric arts that come with Ki manipulation.
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>>39161269
>A. You just wanted to stop by and visit
>E. Discuss the events at the tournament a few months back
>C. Ask Piccolo if you can meditate with him
Or just give us advice on advancing our understanding of Ki in general. Telepathy etc aside our energy is different than normal in some regards and we should start trying to figure out why we can gather it all so easily.
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>>39161269
>>E. Discuss the events at the tournament a few months back
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>>39161269
Okay, so, with the end of the cell saga we're...kinda aimless. So I've got a question for you all.

What do we do when we're not saving the world?

Ideas: Work on setting up a Dojo for training/Superhumans at our discretion, help guide humanity into becoming an interstellar force to be reckoned with, get a hobby (piano or sculpting or hardcore super-heroing), Get Stronk ASAP.
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>>39161499
sure why not, we have a long ass time to do so.
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>>39161499
Well if posing is already our thing, then we are a sinlge sep away from dancing and singing
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>>39161269
>E.
"Has Dende sensed anybody or anything alien landing on Earth lately? I met this blue lady a couple of months back..."
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>>39161499
Or we could get a hobby, or expand our education. Education sounds kind of important otherwise we'll turn out like Goku with SUPERHUMAN MENTAL DENSITY!
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>>39161573
>"Whoa, Kaguya, that's rude."
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>>39161499
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>>39161581
I think this is something that needs a proper vote. Dralo, you okay with making a vote for this next timeskip?
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>>39161617
It's called Broly
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>>39161499
We had a whole list of things to do, but getting stronk is definitely a priority again. We also want to increase the depth of our understanding about Ki and fighting in general since we've been so focused on raw power for so long. We want to visit King Kai's world again and train with him for a while and do some other world adventures. We also want to do space adventures with Capsule Corp. We should also introduce ourselves to King Furry eventually see about setting up that super mook force.

>>39161581
We're already at a college level in reading and math. We're good on education, we study with Gohan constantly. It's one of the reasons Chichi likes us.
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>>39161613
>>39161573

"Oh my god Kaguya, you can't just call people blue"
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>>39161667
>We also want to do space adventures with Capsule Corp.
You mean Space Adventures with Vegeta. (And possibly Nappa.)
We'll totally all wear Battle Jackets and shit too, it'll be great.
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>>39161625
Aren't we stronger than Broly right now? We could probably beat 'em if we play things smart.

Or cause him to crash land on Earth and hit his head, only to be found by Mr. Satan and raised as a new pupil. That was a great game what-if.
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>>39161269
>>B. You wanted to use the Pendulum Room
>>E. Discuss the events at the tournament a few months back
Use the Pendulum room to find someone who knows the Blue Chick or a time when she appeared before.
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>>39161711
The only way we're having adventures with Vegeta is if Bulma forces him to go with us. The pitch for the CC idea was we'd visit PTO and neutral territory to set up trade for tech and see about getting supplies for the healing vats etc. while mapping the territory around earth. Gete's and Nappa would be the go to guys to act as guides since they're the most familiar with that stuff.
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Broly

Lord Slug

Followed by Kaguya decicding to master his ki by training with Master Roshi, King Kai, and Master Mutaito for some years

Possibly Bojack if we end up destroying King Kai's planet by accident during our training with him

The World's Strongest

Plan to eradicate the saiyans

Then Saiyansentai/Highschool arc

Buu saga

Kaguya's internship/ Space developing saga

Metal Garlic Jr Arc

Battle of Gods

Small space adventures before getting teleported to Beerus planet for training with Goku and Vegeta

Revival of F

Full Space Adventures arc

Finally Xenoverse arc
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"I couldn't recall the last time I visited when there wasn't an imminent crisis," you tell Piccolo.

He smirks. "This is Earth. There's always an imminent crisis here. And I get the feeling this is a bit more than a social call. Something's on your mind, isn't it?"

You confess that you're still a bit confused by the events of the tournament a few months ago. You had mentioned the incident to him in the past, and he wasn't entirely sure what to make of it. In any case, he had encouraged keeping an eye out. Fortunately, you've seen no sign of that strange woman since the tournament.

"I'll admit, the subject has been on mind at times as well," Piccolo tells you. "What you described happening was rather strange. It's the first time I've heard of a person able to make someone else so much more powerful."

"Elder Guru had the power to unlock the potential of others," Dende points out.

"Yes, but from what I've heard, his technique did not produce such an incredible increase as what Kaguya described," Piccolo replies. "Besides, the strange powerup that girl received faded after the match. No, this isn't a technique I've ever witnessed before."

"Speaking of techniques, Goku was able to read Krillin's mind on Namek," you tell Piccolo. "Is that a trick all Saiyans can do?"

"No, what Goku did came simply from a great understanding of energy," Piccolo tells you. "Goku worked to connect himself more deeply with his own energy, and this gave him a much better ability to read the energy of others."

"Could you teach me to do that?" you ask.

"I could," Piccolo replies. "But, it will take a great deal of hard work and concentration. I have no doubts in your ability to give training your all, but your focus can be a bit lacking."

>A. Promise Piccolo that you'll focus and try your hardest

>B. Tell him he's right

>C. He's wrong

>D. Nevermind

>E. Something else
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>>39161667
>We're already at a college level in reading and math.

I was at a college reading level when I was 13, that doesn't mean shit. Kaguya is still a fucking moron (unfortunately a lot of that comes from us anons being derps).
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>>39161810
Doesn't Kaguya's mother want him to have a peaceful life for the next couple of years atleast?
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>>39161852
>>A. Promise Piccolo that you'll focus and try your hardest
>B. Tell him he's right
yeah so lets fix that.
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>>39161852

>A. Promise Piccolo that you'll focus and try your hardest
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>>39161852
>>A. Promise Piccolo that you'll focus and try your hardest
>>B. Tell him he's right
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>>39161852
>A. Promise Piccolo that you'll focus and try your hardest
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>>39161852
>A.
>B.
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>>39161852
>A. Promise Piccolo that you'll focus and try your hardest
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>>39161852
>B. Tell him he's right
>A. Promise Piccolo that you'll focus and try your hardest
>E. Something else
"I should probably go see Master Roshi and King Kai about this as well, they might know things even we don't know"
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>>39161852
>A. Promise Piccolo that you'll focus and try your hardest
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>>39161852
>E. Something else
"Well, only one way to find out"
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>>39161852
>A. Promise Piccolo that you'll focus and try your hardest

>B. Tell him he's right

"All the more reason I should focus on that right? It's a good chance to refine myself as well as my techniques."
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>>39161852
>B. Tell him he's right
>A. Promise Piccolo that you'll focus and try your hardest
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>>39161852
>B. Tell him he's right
>A. Promise Piccolo that you'll focus and try your hardest
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>>39161944
>"I should probably go see Master Roshi and King Kai about this as well, they might know things even we don't know"

>Implying Kamiccolo isn't the greatest source of knowledge and being a great fucking guy.

I have faith in the Kami that believes in Kaguya.
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>>39162017
>Choosing to limit yourself to one source of knowledge
That is not something Kaguya does
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>>39162017
Honestly king kai would probably know more than piccolo do to being around for so long.

>>39162061
Anything Roshi knows Piccolo or king Kai will know.
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So anyone have interesting ideas for training in the future? I was thinking we could try making a single copy and having a race through a city. One just uses raw speed and the other only uses teleports. If teleporting was faster then it would give us a goal to reach speed wise, if flying normally over long distances is faster then maybe we'd improve our teleportation.
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"You're right," you tell him. "All the more reason I should focus on that though, right? It's a good chance to refine myself as well as my techniques. And I'll try my absolute hardest at this."

Piccolo nods. "Well said. At least I won't have to worry about you taking this seriously. Now, let's see how quickly you take to this."

You shrug. "Only one way to find out."

"Alright then, let's get started," Piccolo tells you. "The type of abilities you want to know about rely much ore on mental fortitude than physical. You're strong of will, and that's a good trait to have, it's protected you from other people with psychic abilities. But, if you want to get anywhere with these kinds of powers, your mind must be strong beyond all else. Focus, clarity, these are important. Your mind must be sharp, and whole."

Piccolo gives you a stern look. "We both know that you've struggled with doubt, guilt, and fear in the past, more than most people. Such conflicts within yourself keep your mind unfocused, and an unfocused mind is useless in this kind of training."

He crosses his arms. "So, before we can start, we need to make sure that you have proper clarity of mind. I want you to meditate, look within yourself, remove all doubts, all fears, and all guilt. Once you have let go of what has burdened you, we can begin."

>A. Tell Piccolo that you've already moved past that

>B. Meditate

>C. Something else
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>>39162316
>B. Meditate
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>>39162316
>>B. Meditate
we can start at level one.
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>>39162316
>B. Meditate
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>>39162316
>B.
>C. The trick isn't to think about what emptiness is. The trick is to not think at all. (not dialogue, just helpful advice)
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>>39162316
>B. Meditate
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>>39162316
>B. Meditate
Fortress of the mind
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>>39162316
>>B. Meditate
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>>39162316
>C. Something else
>B. Meditate
"You're a good teacher, and friend, you know."
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>>39162316
>B. Meditate
You are never above working on the basics.
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>>39162316
>B. Meditate
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>>39162316
>B. Meditate
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>>39162316
>B. Meditate
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"You're a good teacher, and friend," you tell Piccolo.

The namekian gives you a smile. ''Thank you, Kaguya. Now, it's time to get to work."

Piccolo goes silent, and both Dende and Popo respectfully do the same as you sit down, cross your legs, and close your eyes.

You calm yourself, going blind and deaf to all outside distractions (though, in a place like this, there are few). You look deep into your mind, searching for the instanced of guilt, fear, and doubt that have grabbed you in the past.

You look back to the battle with King Cold, where you were unable to keep fighting, and your friends were forced to come to your rescue. You accept that you just can't do everything, and that your friends are just as willing to lay down their lives for you as you are for them. That doesn't make you less of a friend or a warrior, it just speaks to what kind of friends you've made. They don't judge you for needing help from time to time, so you need to stop judging yourself. So, you let those feelings of doubt slip away.

You look back to the battle on Namek, where you spared the Ginyu Force, who later came back and slaughtered Chiaotzu. You blamed yourself for that, and deeply regretted your decision that led to the death of your friend. But, in the end, it all worked out. Chiaotzu was restored to life, the Ginyu Force was defeated, and everything turned out fine. It was in the past, Chiaotzu never blamed you, and you realize that you have to stop blaming yourself.

You let regret slip away.

And finally, fear rears its ugly head. You think of how there's always a greater threat out there, and as time goes on, they become harder and harder to stop. You worry for your friends, your family, and your world. But, you remember that every time a new threat came along, you rose to the challenge, and did everything you could to protect those you cared for.

(1/2)
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>what we we did to Gohan not in guilt
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>>39162795
We worked through that with him. We've moved past it along with him.
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>>39162795
Our friend has forgiven us, and it was an important lesson. A lesson that we shold have learned after the Battle with King Cold
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Fear is your enemy. You understand that a bit of worry is necessary. After all, a bit of worry tells you that you care. But letting fear dominate you is unhealthy for you, and those around you. And, fear often leads to actions causing those fears to come true. It does you no good, and so you let it go.

Guilt returns one more time, in a form you knew to expect. You see yourself in the Pendulum Room, and what you did to Gohan. You recall how much you hurt him, and how much it did to hurt how you saw yourself. But, you also remember how Gohan forgave you.

All you have to do is forgive yourself.

As you open your eyes, you see Piccolo smile with approval.

"Very good," he praises you. "I know it seems like an overly simple exercise, but simply letting go of things like this can make all of the difference. Be warned, though. You haven't eliminated doubt, fear, or regret altogether. They'll always come back. But, so long as you don't let them get to you, you'll be alright."

His expression turns serious once more. "Now, part two of your training will be the most trying. And, it will require a great deal of focus and patience. Humans don't typically possess psychic abilities, so developing them in even a minor capacity will be tricky. Do you have any Senzu Beans with you?"

You nod, producing a pouch of roughly half a dozen beans.

Piccolo takes it from you. "You will need to spend the next several weeks in a constant state of meditation. Breaking it even for a moment will make you have to start over."

>A. Ask him to repeat how long it will take

>B. Ask how you'll survive that long

>C. Ask what Senzu Beans have to do with that

>D. Something else
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>>39162867
Just saying if sparing the Ginyus is what remains as our biggest regret, that isn't that big of a regret to have.
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>>39162906
>>D. Something else
do what he says and ask him to inform our parents as we fly off to find a place to meditate.
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>>39162906
Are we making a Senzu IV?
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>>39162906
>B. Ask how you'll survive that long
>C. Ask what Senzu Beans have to do with that
>D. Are these related?
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>>39162906
>A. Ask him to repeat how long it will take
>D. Something else
"I might need to inform my parents and tell them to inform my friends as well"
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>>39162906
>B. Ask how you'll survive that long
>C. Ask what Senzu Beans have to do with that
>D. Something else
I better let my parents know real fast that I will be here for that long. Could you send a message to them.
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>>39162906
B, hen answer our question by saying we're going to survive on Senzus during this. Ask if we can return home real quick to let our parents know what is happening, and grab some more Senzu Beans.
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>>39162936
Not only our parents but friends as well. Can't have them popping in unannounced
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>>39162906
>B. Ask how you'll survive that long
>C. Ask what Senzu Beans have to do with that
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>>39162906
>B. Ask how you'll survive that long
>D. Ask that our parents be informed.
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>>39162906
>>D. Something else

Realize that means weeks without Moms cooking, or food.

PANIC
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>>39162952
Second
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>>39162906
>B. Ask how you'll survive that long
Is enduring thirst and hunger part of the training?
>D. Something else
I think I'll go and warn my parents before I begin
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>>39162961
1 senzu will last us 10 days. We should be fine in theory if that's why he wanted them.
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>>39162952
Should probably also tell Tien what the Crane is up to. Dude should probably check in on his junior and set her on the right path.
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>>39162988
Popo can take a message to him. Remember what piccolo said about focus issues?
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>>39162952
This
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>>39162997
Yes we have about 60 days worth, but that doesn't mean we will need only that many. I can see an interruption or two happening.
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>piccolo mentions focus issues.
>anon's are voting to act go off and tell their parents they will be at the look out for several weeks when they can just send a message.

God damnit anons. Would it kill you to think before you post?
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>>39163053
How about you?
Rather Kaguya go up front and tell them whats going on than have a stranger deliver the message on something this important
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>>39163053
I only asked that they send a message. Having focus doesn't mean being thoughtless to other matters. Our mother is pregnant and doesn't need the stress of her son suddenly going missing for over a week.
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>>39163053
We are. The focus is focused on the long term right now. Making sure the message is delivered and no one interfers, so we can focus the entire time.
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>>39162906
B, C
D - don't worry about anything else for fuck sake
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>>39163074
Congratulations. You just proved my point. It's important yes but not to the point where we can't have a message sent.

>>39163101
The way votes are written right now Kaguya is going to go off and tell them himself.
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>>39163053
How does focusing, and telling our pregnant mother not to worry, and our friends not to disturb, has in common with the lack of focus?
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>>39163132
You can send a message and our parents can let everyone know. No need for kaguya to do it himself.
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"Piccolo I have schizophrenia."
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>>39163173
Sounds about right. People promised to work on their focus and then vote to go tell the parents they are going to be gone for a couple of weeks when they can send a fucking message. I honestly hope dralo has Kaguya be smart and actually send one instead of flying off.
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>>39163173
What makes you think Piccolo is talking to Kaguya?

Fourth wall!
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>>39163219
Sadly the dumber shit could be avoided if people either remembered facts our thought before they post. Doesn't take more then five seconds to remember that Kaguya promised to work on his focus. Which means he sends a message off and get's right to work on meditating for several weeks.
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There's always three or four shitposters that ruin the quest making retarded decisions and then DRALO has to punish the bad decisions so we're just sat here helpless it's fucking annoying
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>>39163253
So true.
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"How long will it take?" you ask in disbelief.

Piccolo scowls. "Several weeks. Don't you dare complain, I warned you that focus would be a necessity here."

"Well, what do Senzu Beans have to do with this?" you ask, motioning to the pouch.

"I know humans can't survive long without nourishment," Piccolo answers. "But, a person can live off a single Senzu Bean for ten days. I'll feed them to you every now and then to make sure you don't die during the process of this training."

"My parents and friends might need to know about this," you tell Piccolo. "Can you let them know?"

"Of course," Piccolo tells you. "Now, come with me, we'll find you a quiet room where you won't be disturbed."

Piccolo leads you through the Lookout, bringing you to one of the bed chambers in the lower levels.

"Now, what you'll be doing is becoming familiar with the energy flow of your body and mind," Piccolo explains. "I know you're aware of your own energy, as is anyone who uses it, but you need to be aware of it on the strongest possible level. Learn of I, figure out how to manipulate it, then you'll be much closer to completing your training."

>A. Meditate

>B. Something else
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>>39163339
>A. Meditate
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>>39163339
B. something else let's go train with videl xDDdddddddd

A, obviously. Why are you giving us a false choice here?
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>>39163339
>A. Meditate
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>>39163339
>>B. Something else
Get bored and do something else.
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>>39163339
A, focus on our energy and how it flows through our body and how focusing on it affects its movement.
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>>39163339
>>A. Meditate

>>39163378
To get the shit posters to vote and make it obvious who they are.
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>>39163339
>>A. Meditate
time to do it right.
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>>39163339
>A.
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>>39163339
>>A. Meditate
>A. Meditate
don't vote B he is going to take it seriously
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>>39163339
>A. Meditate
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>>39163339
>>B. Something else
Meditate better.

Did I do good, gyuis?

But for real.

>A. Meditate
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>>39163339
>A. Meditate
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>>39163418
>don't vote B he is going to take it seriously
No he won't. Not unless it's something like this >>39163409
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>>39163378
That other choice was there in case you guys had questions
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>>39163339
>B
Start working on skateboarding.
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>>39163339

>A. Meditate

Captcha: neets
Yep that's Kaguya for the time being captcha. But he's twelve and in Dragon Ball give him a break.
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>>39163339
>B
Rampage drive into Sky Breaker.
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>>39163339
>A. Meditate
>B. Something else
Meditate harder.
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>>39163464
Can we start with creating a Taihoki without blowing anything up. Just create the sphere and meditate on it without letting it dissipate or knocking ourselves out? It might be a good way to gain some insight.
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>>39163464
Sensui beans cover water?
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>>39163498
Anon please don't try to be clever. Most of the time it doesn't work. Also Taihoki drains us of all our energy. It wouldn't help.
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>>39163464
Won't we bw missed around the house? What month is our mother in?
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>>39163506
It doesn't really make sense, but it regrows teeth so fuck it.
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>>39163412
Make it obvious who they are when we're all anon?
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>>39163339
>A. Meditate
focus on nothing but your energy, ignore everything else
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>>39163538
Nappa's there. We are covered.
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>>39163553
I had forgotten the op doesn't have a way of identifying people in thread.
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>>39163536
Sometimes it works very well though. Feel free not to support it but it's more interesting trying to actually come up with ways to meditate than just going with the vanilla option every time.
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>>39163339
A
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>>39163592
Well yeah but those times its usually follows a form of logic. Using a move that drains us of all our energy but what we need to live doesn't logically sound like it will help us in this situation.
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So what the hell is up with all the tension in this thread?
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>>39163568
Oh I am not worried that shit happens while we are not there, I am pretty sure even 16 has filled his databases about baby caring.
It's just the principle and courtesy.
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>>39163619
Fuck you asshole.
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>>39163619
There has been at least one group of people spamming an option for shits and giggles to have their vote win despite knowing it will fuck us over.

>>39163626
Which is why we are sending a message.
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>>39163619
I dunnow, the anons had a bad day or something
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>>39163636
Hey his asshole is a lot cleaner than your vagina.
Cunt.
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>>39163671
I don't have a vagina.
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Guys stop shit posting.
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>>39163695
You can't stop me.
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>>39163731
Actually I can. It's called calling in the mods.
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>>39163617
I'm not saying firing it off. I'm saying gather it together like we normally do, then instead of spending it in an attack or what not, keep that energy in place and study it. Study the process, try and reverse it and reabsorb the energy safely into our system again. Understand why all of that energy leaps so readily into a single point when every other person has to slowly build it up via Kamehameha or a similar move.

Think of it like practicing and studying a spell if that helps. Identifying the quirks of our unique attack should help us gain a better grasp on our energy as a whole. Having almost all of our energy bundled together in one spot to study lets us not only look at how it formed together and how stable/unstable it is in general but also lets us focus on what happens to our body when we gather all that energy up and rip it out so suddenly. If we don't release the energy it shouldn't make us pass out since it's still connected to our system. Just like how when we powered down from rampage drive we didn't immediately pass out since we hadn't burned through all of our energy yet.
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>>39163770
Kind of impossible to do that when we pass as a result. And that's not what we need to do anyway. We need to find the I or something.

>>39163786
No just tired of shitposters starting shit with other posters in the thread.
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>>39163857
And now someone's trolling. Sigh. Don't you have anything better to do with your life? Or is it that sad and pathetic that this is what you devote your time too.
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>>39163846
I think that I was a typo that was suppose to be it.
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>>39163339

>A. Meditate
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Why do I feel this is going to be a big post?
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>>39163897
It takes like a minute to construct something to get a rise out of people. Not that much of a time sink.
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>>39163967
Because we are going to be meditating for several weeks.

>>39163968
Still sad that they don't have better things to do with their free time. Like hanging with friends, reading a book, going on dates, watching movies, watching anime, or participating in a quest they like in a non trolling or shit posting manor.
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>>39164016
dude we are on 4chan, we are all wasting our time right now.
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>>39164045
I don't view this as a waste of my time. I'm doing something I enjoy and while watching something on youtube between votes.
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>>39164016
I'm watching the >Cusb be the >Cusb against the Cardinals.

And I just realized I missed Easter in Animal Crossing. Fuck.
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>>39164016
>Like hanging with friends, reading a book, going on dates, watching movies, watching anime, or participating in a quest they like in a non trolling or shit posting manor.

>tfw you only do one of those things.

Fuck me, anon.
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Is Videl still our Caboose? How would she feel if she heard that?
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>>39164080
Does Red vs Blue exist in our universe? Does Roosterteeth? If so, who's our Gavin? Haya/Videl are all the new AH members obviously.
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>>39164125
Going by the "parodies of celebrity names" thing DRALO has going, instead of Roosterteeth, there's probably Cockfang.
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>>39164196
Roosterteeth is actually a pun on cockbite because it's their favorite insult.
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>>39163374
>>39163378
>>39163379
>>39163409
>>39163412
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>>39163593
Piccolo departs from the room, leaving you alone in a calm, quiet, comfortable environment that makes focusing and relaxing a simply matter.

You close your eyes, and begin a process that will occupy you for several weeks. You go blind and deaf to everything else in the world, focusing entirely on yourself, for the first time in a long while, not giving anyone else a thought.

You learn to feel how your energy flows through your body. Every breath you take, every beating of your heart, every twitch of a muscle. You learn how your energy effects this, and how it allows your body to work. You find the energy that keeps you alive, the energy that helps you think, the energy that allows you to feel. How it effects your mind is something you focus on a great deal.

As time goes on, you learn how to manipulate the energy within your own mind, and the energy around you. Though your eyes never open, you're able to use the energy of your mind to reach beyond your body, and lift the pillow on your bed.

Of course, you learn some things about the energy that powers you in combat as well. You find that it's never really at a constant level. It seems to fluctuate depending on your level of mental activity, and you can never seem to find a real end to it. It's as if whatever holds the energy within your body can never be filled, it can just keep taking in more and more.

Must come with being a Super Human.

After roughly two months of meditation, you finally open your eyes, finding your body stiff from inactivity, and your belly rumbling from hunger.

>A. First thing's first, get some food and water

>B. Go find Piccolo

>C. Find Popo

>D. Find Dende

>E. Go home

>F. Something else
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>>39164196
And it is Blue vs Red, with Caboose being a super genius, who doesn't kill teammates.
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>>39164251
>A. First thing's first, get some food and water
CONSUME
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>>39164251
>>A. First thing's first, get some food and water
then
>B. Go find Piccolo
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>>39164251
>A. First thing's first, get some food and water
>B. Go find Piccolo
>F. Something else
"So was the world in danger while I was gone?"
say it jokingly
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>>39164251
>A. First thing's first, get some food and water
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>>39164251
A, try to contact Piccolo via telepathy.
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>>39164251
>B. Go find Piccolo
>A. First thing's first, get some food and water

check in then go eat
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>>39164295
Seconding.

>A. First thing's first, get some food and water
>B. Go find Piccolo
>F. Something else
"So was the world in danger while I was gone?"
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>>39164251
>A. First thing's first, get some food and water
>B. Go find Piccolo
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>>39164251
>B.
>F. Forget to bring our body with our mind.
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>>39164251
>A. First thing's first, get some food and water
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>>39164251
>A. First thing's first, get some food and water
>B. Go find Piccolo
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>>39164251
>A. First thing's first, get some food and water
>B. Go find Piccolo
So did all this inaction make our PL lower?
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>>39164251

>A. First thing's first, get some food and water

>B. Go find Piccolo

I Miss anything?
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>>39164349
>>39164312
>>39164295
Inb4 we missed Broly and Meta-Garlic Jr.
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You know our ability to sense things must have shoot through the roof.
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>>39164437
Here's hoping there was a tangible benefit to two months of training yeah.
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>>39164338
Even if our PL dropped, we can seemingly better utilize the Ki we have, thus making it more powerful per pound even if there is less of it.

Super-Ultra-Dodon Ray when?
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>>39164251
>A. First thing's first, get some food and water

>B. Go find Piccolo
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>>39164457
We can move shit with our mind. So yeah I think there was a benefit.

>>39164461
Actually meditating would keep our Ki from dropping.
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>>39164251
>F. Something else
See if we can talk to Piccolo, with our mind!

>>39164461
Here's hoping we can pull some Zen master old school DB type stuff.
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>>39164423
>Cooler conquered hell while we weren't looking
>Reinstates Ginyu force, only Ginyu is replaced by Cell
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>>39164437
I'd laugh if we are currently astroprojecting, or this is our minds eye wandering, not realizing we aren't in our body and are now interacting with the world around us with our mind.
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>>39164486
>Actually meditating would keep our Ki from dropping.

I was speaking in hypotheticals, -if- our ki dropped
Dralo didn't say what our PL did, yet.
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>>39164506
>Cell got the job by outposing Ginyu
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>>39164486
Not sure about that actually. It was said our PL drops if we don't push ourselves on at least a monthly basis. For a normal fighter I can see their strength maintaining or greatly improving thanks to meditation like this, but for a super human it may have detrimental effects to go along with the enlightenment.
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>>39164506
>arc where we redeem ginyu by soul-erasing his own arguably more sympathetic force
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>>39164543
Oh well, we'll just go visit Billy, Kazuma, Haya, Videl, Goku, Nappa, or Gohan and spar for a half hour or so.
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>>39161097
There is no pastebin with the character's stats?
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>>39164575
we are at level bullshit.
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>>39164575
DBZ Powerlevels bro. All of them are at "Fucking Bullshit."
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>>39164575
>stats.
Sadly no anon, this is all pretty much freeform. The closes we have to stats are "Hax level: Maximum" and "Power Level: Bullshit".
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>>39164543
It wouldn't. We can study shit our increase our ki control just to our strength up.
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>>39164575
Power level: Power levels are bullshit. No seriously, we are on Fat Buu level 6.5 years before he arrives.

We should mention to Piccolo and Dende about the promise we made so we know how long until the dragonballs are ready.
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>>39164630
PL of 1, so much control over it we have the Strength of Beerus.
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>>39164575
Power Level Bullshit: All
Super Saiyan: Goku, Vegeta
Super Saiyan 2: Gohan, Nappa

Grats you're all caught up.
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>>39164274
>>39164293
>>39164295
>>39164297
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>>39164338
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>>39164485
Before you do anything, you need sustenance. The Senzu Beans kept you alive while you trained, but now you're hungry and thirsty.

So, you get out of bed, and walk awkwardly to procure some food and water. After quickly raiding the kitchen for a meal, you make your way outside, finding Piccolo and Dende meditating while Popo feeds some birds.

"Ah, good to see you, Kaguya," Popo greets with a smile. "I hope your training went well."

Piccolo rises, turning to face you with a serious expression. "So, you've finished your training, then?"

You nod. "I miss anything? The world in danger while I was gone?"

He chuckles. "Thankfully, no. Thins have been quiet. What I'm wondering is how well your training went."

>A. Try speaking to him telepathically, and tell him that it went well

>B. Tell him it went well

>C. Something else
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>>39164682
>>A. Try speaking to him telepathically, and tell him that it went well
>>C. Something else
Stuff face while doing it.
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>>39164682
>A. Try speaking to him telepathically, and tell him that it went well
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>>39164649
Not what I meant. Pushing our self isn't just limited to sparing or training. As long as we do something that pushes our limits our power level won't go down. The reason why we are able to keep up with gohan is because of our superhuman nature.
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>>39164667
Superhuman: All the Z-Fighters but Chaiotzu, plus us and our OC friends
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>>39164682
>A. Try speaking to him telepathically, and tell him that it went well
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>>39164703
I'm pretty sure Chaiotzu is super human.
>>39164682
>>A. Try speaking to him telepathically, and tell him that it went well
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>>39164682
A, let's practice what we set out to do.
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>>39164682
>>A. Try speaking to him telepathically, and tell him that it went well
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>>39164682
>A. Try speaking to him telepathically, and tell him that it went well

>>39164636
I'm pretty sure we're on super buu level by now. Fat Buu was before the spirit cuffs were released.
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>>39164682
>A. Try speaking to him telepathically, and tell him that it went well
>C. Something else
"Considering I have the chance now, Piccolo you dad was the Demon King Piccolo right?
Did he have any children besides you that you think might have survived when Goku fought him?"
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>>39164699
And by keep up with gohan I meant the stuff he is studying. Speaking of which we need to catch up on that.
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>>39164682
>A. Try speaking to him telepathically, and tell him it went well
>C. If it works, telepathically admit that you'd never tried that before now
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>>39164682
>A. Try speaking to him telepathically, and tell him that it went well
Then after we do or not manage to do that.
>C. Something else
Help Popo feed the birds with telekinesis stuffz
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We should probably take a shower and get our clothes washed. We have been doing nothing bet meditating for two months. So we probably stink to high heaven.
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>>39164742
That second part is meta-knowledge. Asking about the dragonballs, because we promised pterodactyl guy to revive his dad isn't.
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>>39164811
Or we could use telekinesis to clean ourself.
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>>39164847
That wouldn't get rid of the smell. Plus taking a shower feels wonderful.
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>>39164871
Agreed. I wonder how long we're going to be grounded for?
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>>39164682
>>A. Try speaking to him telepathically, and tell him that it went well
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>>39164833
The second part isn't meta knowledge, if anything Kaguya thinks that the monster Piano told him about could be related to Demon King Piccolo since he already knows that Namekians asexual reproduce so he could have pulled something off like that before he made piccolo jr.
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>>39164693
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>>39164781
To answer Piccolo, you attempt telepathic communication for the first time in your life.

You find it difficult. While you now understand the flow of energy within the mind and how to make contact with someone else's mind using that energy, it's a difficult process. And, you get the feeling that, the further away someone is, the more difficult the process will be.

Still, you're able to do something so simple as inform Piccolo via telepathy that your training went well.

Piccolo's eyes widen for an instant in surprise, then he gives you a smile. "Very good. Your training has gone well indeed."

You see Mr. Popo feeding the birds, and move a few pieces of bird feed through the air using your mind. Moving objects mentally is extremely difficult for you, and takes a whole lot of focus. That makes it not something you should use in combat any time soon, for sure.

Piccolo notices, however, and gives an impressed nod. "Very good. You've done a wonderful job. Now, go home, get a shower, and get some rest. I imagine your parents are missing you. There's not much more I can teach you of the two skills you've learned, so you'll need to just practice them in your spare time."

>A. Thank him

>B. Go home

>C. Ask something first

>D. Talk to Dende

>E. Talk to Popo

>F. Something else
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>>39164833
>>39164912
A non-meta way to say it would be.
"Piccolo, I've been meaning to ask, is there a reason the Demon King only made one of you? Why didn't he just make more to make like, an army?"
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>>39165032
>>A. Thank him
>>B. Go home
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>>39165032
>C. Ask something first
About the dragon balls, and when/if they're ready.
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>>39165032
>A. Thank him
>>B. Go home
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>>39165032
>>A. Thank him
>B. Go home
get ready for some yelling.
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>>39165049

Or just ask him about Demon King Piccolo period. If Kaguya feels like he's on good enough terms with Kamicollo to ask him about the darker parts of his past, that is.
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>>39165032
>A. Thank him
>C. Ask something first
Mention our deal with Demon King Piccolo's other son.
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>>39165032
>C. Ask something first
>>39165049
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>>39164598
>>39164614
>>39164626
>>39164636
>>39164667
So, we are a 12 years old human with fat buu power lvl?
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>>39165049
Yeah that's fine
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>>39165032
>>F. Something else
Ask him about Piccolo Sr.
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>>39165032
A and C. How long until the dragonballs are active? I promised a guy who looked like pterodactyl that I would help him find the dragonballs to revive his father when they became active again.
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>>39165107
Higher actually.
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>>39165032
>A. Thank him

>B. Go home

>F. Something else
Say goodbye to Dende and Popo aswell
Surprised our ass exploded when we stood up from meditating for several weeks, guess those sensu beans have more benefits than we thought.
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>>39165107
You should've seen Cell.
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>>39165032
>A. Thank him
>D. Talk to Dende
"If you ever want to play or visit just let me know, even a guardian needs a break once in a while right?"
>B. Go home
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>>39165032
>>39165049
This
>C. Ask something first
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>>39165107
>>39165128
Yeah, Super Perfect Cell had to be approaching Super Vegito.
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>>39165032
>>39165049
>C. Ask something first
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>>39165098
>>39165102
>>39165157
>give an example of a non-meta way to ask a meta question
>people start voting for it.
I never asked for this.
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>>39165203

Kaguya is a country-raised boy, he might be polite but he can also be surprisingly blunt and inelegant when it comes to asking about potentially sensitive topics. Although I hope that he at least tries to ease into the topic.
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>>39165032
>>39165049
>C. Ask something first
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>>39165237
Yeah, I accept it from a character point of view, but gosh darn I didn't expect people to actually vote for my way to snake around being meta.

It feels dirty.
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>>39165181
More like Ultimate Gohan.

Super Vegetto is shenanigans-tier.
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>>39165274
that's cause it is
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>>39165107
The rundown is this: The MC was born with no limit to his potential and the ability to unlock the potential of other humans. He eventually discovered just what he was and went about hard training and unlocking the Z fighters and a few of his friends. He hit about 80% of Freeza's power before he sucker punched Freeza with a Destructo Disc. He uses the pendulum room to fight stronger opponents and reach their level quickly since his power can start to increase exponentially when fighting a stronger opponent. Geero was forced to make the androids more powerful as a result of the MCs presence, which in turn made Cell more powerful on top of Cell having the same unlimited potential as the MC and the ginyu force's powers (since they died on earth due to a poorly worded wish). Perfect Cell had a power around Super Buu tier, and Super Perfect Cell blew that out of the water. We survived mostly because of some hax training methods and having shit loads of people that would make the Supreme Kai crap himself on our side.
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>>39165203
>>39165049
>>39165098
>>39165102
>>39165157

Guuuuuuuuuuuuuys, that's cheating.
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>>39165327
blame this asshole>>39165274
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>>39165327
DRALO, I'm sorry. This is my fault. I thought by pointing out that it was a meta question being asked in a non-meta way it'd discourage people.
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>>39165327
Not really, thats something Kaguya would actually ask after 6 months have passed. Do you really think he wouldn't wonder what type of monster it was that killed that guys family, then after hearing King Piccolo from Master Roshi try to put the few pieces of info he has together to find a pattern?
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>>39165327
I can only imagine that in the most playground type tone right now and it is hilarious. I'm fine if we don't ask about Piano's dad or king pic right now. I want to seem him and Piccolo Jr interact anyway.
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>>39165275
IIRC, his base form was ~50x more powerful than Goku and Vegeta's combined power levels, so he was SSJ2 Vegeta/Goku (X * 2 * 50 = X * 100) tier immediately due to the differences between Potara and Metamorese fusion.

And then he went Super Saiyan, for a total PL of X * 5000.

On top of that, he had the sum total knowledge of both Vegeta and Goku, two of the most powerful fighters in the universe, and an appropriate level of combat ability and ki manipulation.

So yeah, shenanigans.
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>>39165327
Is >>39165125
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>>39165406
He might have asked that, but he wouldn't be asking it after coming out of a two month long meditation session. He'd be more concerned with how his family is doing, and getting a shower and stretching his limbs after being cooped up for so long.
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>>39165459
Would he still be concerned about his promise to Piano?
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>>39165358
Oh, no worries, anon. Out of curiosity, who do you waifu?
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Just imagine how silly this is. God I love DB Heroes for giving us a Semi-Official look at nonsense like this and Super Saiyan 4 Broly.
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>>39165495
Waifus are for chumps, DRALO.
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>>39165495
Dralo pls

no don't
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>>39165515
Come on, you can tell me, nothing nefarious here....
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>>39165438
Officially Super Vegetto is stronger than both Super Saiyan 4 Goku and Vegeta.

And according to the BotG movie, Beerus could trash Gogeta and Vegetto, of any level, since Goku dismisses the idea of fusing. We should remember that in case we start getting cocky.
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>>39165488
He'd probably remember it and tally how long he has until the dragon balls are back in his head. He should still have six months or so. It's probably just marked down on his calendar. "promised revive Pteradon man's dad this month"
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>>39165532
Okay

Its you
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>>39165568
But I'm a guy.
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>>39165574
you said you were a grill on ask.fm.
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>>39165568
Motherfucker don't make a joke I was gonna make before I can.

>>39165574
Ugh, fine.
Supreme Kai of Time.
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>>39165597
It was in response to the person saying they were a cheerleader.
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>>39165574
ForbiddenDoshio.jpg
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>>39165536
>Beerus could trash Gogeta and Vegetto, of any level
Which makes the Time Patroller even more hilariously OP.
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>>39165508
40000x
If the base PL was Saiyan Saga Vegeta, he would be six times stronger than Frieza.
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>>39165532
I waifufag the entire Ginyu force. It is why I want to go to Hell/HFIL and try to redeem them.
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>>39165629
>Trash Beerus and Whis as a Frost Demon while 30 levels under them.
Emperors of the Universe, bitches.
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>>39165606
Also I'm still salty someone made the joke about DRALO being my waifu before I could so I had to use the joke that I was DBZA Trunks in this exchange.
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>>39165203
>>39165049
>>39165098
>>39165102
>>39165157
"Piccolo, I've been meaning to ask, is there a reason the Demon King only made one of you?" you ask. "Why didn't he just make like, an army?"

"He was dying, he basically remade himself instead of a servant," Piccolo says, clearly not wanting to discuss the subject further.

Saying farewell to the others, you leave the Lookout, and further meta questions behind. It doesn't take long for you to get home, and Icarus is already waiting for you. Perhaps he smelled you coming.

He waddles over to you, licking and nuzzling you, as is his custom, before returning to his post. You head inside, get a shower, and change your clothes.

Coming back down into the kitchen, you find your mother sitting at the table, and notice how round her belly has become. But, since it's been about eight months since she told you she was pregnant, you should probably expect that sort of thing.

"Hello Kaguya," she greets with a smile upon seeing you. "Good to have you home."

>A. Ask where everyone is

>B. Ask how she's feeling

>C. Ask if there are chores to do

>D. Something else
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>>39165708
>>A. Ask where everyone is
>B. Ask how she's feeling
>C. Ask if there are chores to do
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>>39165606
git gud
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>>39165708
>B. Ask how she's feeling
>A. Ask where everyone is
>C. Ask if there are chores to do
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>>39165708
>A. Ask where everyone is
>>B. Ask how she's feeling
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>>39165708
>A. Ask where everyone is

>B. Ask how she's feeling

>C. Ask if there are chores to do
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>>39165708
>A. Ask where everyone is
>B. Ask how she's feeling
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>>39165708
A, B, C. Ask if she knows the baby's gender.
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>>39165708
>A. Ask where everyone is

>B. Ask how she's feeling

>C. Ask if there are chores to do
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>>39165629
It also explains why Trunks is such a little useless bitch in that fight. A literal shield of meat would have been a bigger help.
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>>39165708
>A. Ask where everyone is
>B. Ask how she's feeling
>C. Ask if there are chores to do

Kaguya should give his mom a hug. He's been gone for two weeks!
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>>39165807
Months anon. Two months.
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>>39165708
>A. Ask where everyone is
>B. Ask how she's feeling
>C. Ask if there are chores to do
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>>39165629

Gameplay mechanics allow him to be OP, but lorewise I think the Patroller may be around SSJG levels or so. Beerus lets you beat him up when he's your mentor, but he's clearly still OK even during sparring missions.
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>>39165708
>>A. Ask where everyone is
>>B. Ask how she's feeling
>>C. Ask if there are chores to do
>>D. Something else
Tell her what sort of training we went through and what we can do now.
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Is it just me or does trunks get shit on more than Gohan?
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>>39165838
We need to practice moving things with our mind during chores. Also, once we learn to do this well we can become an Earthbender and Waterbender by chucking around rocks and nearby water.
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>>39165832
He and Whis were around lvl 88 or so in the Parallel quest where you fight them both. God Goku was in the 70's or low 80's I think. With the DLC supposedly raising level cap I'm pretty sure the patroller will firmly above Goku and Vegeta even if Beerus is sandbagging at 88.
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>>39165888
do you know who his father is.
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>>39165979
Fun fact: as of the first DLC, the highest level characters in the game are the last mission's Gogeta and Omega Shenron, level 99 and 97 respectively.

Level cap is only being raised to level 85.
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>>39166019
Funner Fact: Those guys still go down like bitches. Time Patroller OP.
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>>39166032
Mentor Kaguya when

need my "Break through the limit!" Z-soul.
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>>39165708
RIP our chances at not-meta getting Piccolo to know about the Piano stuff going on.

my b
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Someone should really help the Tournament Announcer become a superhuman. That guy's just the best.
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>>39166108
He's also immortal.
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>>39166108
Yea, he's the only one who remembers who Goku+pals are when the enter the tournament at the start of the Buu saga.
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>>39165838
>>39165819
>>39165807
>>39165788
>>39165770
>>39165769
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>>39165742
>>39165740
>>39165734
"How are you feeling?" you ask your mother.

She chuckles. "Well, I've put on some weight...and size. Baby is due any day now. So, nervous, excited."

"Do you know whether-" you start.

"Whether it's a boy or a girl?" she asks. "No, I want it to be a surprise. The way it's kicking, I think it's a boy, though."

"Where is everyone?" you ask.

"Nappa is out with that reporter lady," your mom tells you. "Your father and Sixteen are working outside. I'm not sure what your friends are doing."

"Are there any chores you need me to do?" you ask.

"No, but could you be a dear and fix me a glass of water?" she asks.

You give her a glass of water, and a hug. You haven't seen your mother in two months. You missed her.

She smiles and kisses you on the cheek. "It's good to have you home, Kaguya. What were you doing all this time?"

You explain the training you did, and the psychic abilities you can now use because of it. She listens closely, chuckling to herself.

"Even when the Earth isn't in danger, you're training hard," your mom comments. "Some things never change."

>A. Go to bed

>B. Go look for your dad

>C. Look for Sixteen

>D. Play with Icarus

>E. Go check on your friends

>F. Find Nappa

>G. Find Yamcha

>H. Find Tien and Chiaotzu

>I. Something else
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>>39166149
>B. Go look for your dad
>C. Look for Sixteen
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>>39166149
>>B. Go look for your dad
>>C. Look for Sixteen
>>D. Play with Icarus
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>>39166149
>B. Go look for your dad
>C. Look for Sixteen
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>>39166059
>In order to get the full super human experience we recommend this special 3rd party DLC named Cheatengine, with it you too can capture the bullshit that is unlimited potential and power scaling!

>Captcha has decided I have posted too much this weekend and must now use the audio function or learn to read runes. Fuck.
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>>39166149
B and C.
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>>39166149
>B. Go look for your dad
>C. Look for Sixteen
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>39166149
Rolling for sibling

1 is boy.
2 is feminine boy

Just playing, 2 is a girl, of course.
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>>39166149
>B. Go look for your dad

>C. Look for Sixteen

>D. Play with Icarus
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>>39166149
>D. Play with Icarus
PRIORITIES
>B. Go look for your dad
>E. Go check on your friends
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>>39166149
>>D. Play with Icarus
>>E. Go check on your friends
lets go play with every one icarus
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>>39166149

>B. Go look for your dad

>C. Look for Sixteen
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>>39166149
>I. Something else
Ask her if she needs anything else
then
>B. Go look for your dad
>C. Look for Sixteen
>F. Find Nappa
Then
>E. Go check on your friends
We have been gone 2 months, needs to check up on everyone.
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>>39166149
>B. Go look for your dad
>C. Look for Sixteen
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Anybody want to play some pranks before our friends find out we're back?
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>>39166334
>Telepathically contact Vegeta
>Kaguya: "Vegeeeeeeeeetaaaaa. I'm haunting you Vegeta."
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>>39166353
The salt covers the whole world.
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>>39166353
We keep doing that and he'll go Super Salty 2.
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>>39166353
No, we have moved passed that.
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>>39166353
>Why does Vegeta hate us, guys?
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>>39166353
You know I'm really not looking forward to Majin Vegeta

I hope we can work things out before that happens
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>>39166402
Vegeta's just a fucking prick. I voted to kill him back in the Saiyan Saga.
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>>39166402
Because he is the most fun to fuck with!

I know exactly why he hates us!

He knows about us anons, he doesn't hate Kaguya, he hates /tg/.

It's why he shitposts lefrogs all day in Dragon/tg/
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>>39166164
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>>39166231
>>39166257
After making sure that your mother does not need anything else, you go outside.

You spend a bit of time playing with Icarus, something that your dragon friend really appreciates, as evidenced by his happy attitude throughout the whole thing.

Soon, however, you look for your father and sixteen, finding them building a fenced enclosure.

>A. Ask what they're doing

>B. Ask if they need help

>C. Leave them to their work

>D. Something else
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>>39166495
>B. Ask if they need help
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>>39166495
>>D. Something else
Timeskip to next major event.
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>>39166495
>A. Ask what they're doing
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>>39166402
Eh, we haven't jacked with him in a very long time. You can't be surprised if anons figure jacking with him is the only form of interaction we can have besides violence if his hatred never lowers and only ever goes up. It's been six years since Namek and no olive branch around will survive contact with that mountain of salt.

>>39166403
Working things out doesn't seem possible since his immediate response upon being within a hundred feet of Kaguya is Maximum HATE. Maybe we'll get some forward progress with the whole Broly thing.
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>>39166495
>>A. Ask what they're doing
>B. Ask if they need help
"I can speak into your mind!"
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>>39166403
It's gonna be brutal.
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>>39166495
>A. Ask what they're doing
>B. Ask if they need help
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>>39166495
>>A. Ask what they're doing
>>B. Ask if they need help
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>>39166455
He hates Kaguya because Kaguya is /tg/. And anons think it is better to act like an asshole to him than just let him be and agree to his duel.
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>>39166495
>>B. Ask if they need help
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>>39166495

>A. Ask what they're doing

>B. Ask if they need help
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>>39166495
>A. Ask what they're doing
>B. Ask if they need help
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>>39166495
>A. Ask what they're doing
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>>39166519
I'm planning on giving as good as we get. Fucker doesn't get to try to strangle a six year old to death and then bitch about hurt feelings over mean words a decade later.
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>>39166531
>agree to his duel
>as if that would make him any more personable
He'd just get pissed again when we beat him. The dude's a lost cause.
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>>39166531
That's right, we still owe him his duel...

Should we go chat with him and tell him that now that the Earth isn't in imminent danger, we can begin the duel whenever he is ready?
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>>39166555
This.

He is pissed he couldn't beat a 6 year old.

He is by far the most immature person on the planet.

I'd be peeved, too, but I mean holy fuck how can you not be impressed at how strong a child like that is? I wouldn't make it my life's goal to bitch at that kid and try to kick his ass later.

Vegeta, calm down, fuck son. Damn.
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>>39166531
Man, we DO agree to his duel. But he's not as strong as us and he never will be. His rivalry with Goku was always a cool honorable Saiyan parallel but his rivalry with us is just a weird, one-sided hatred of a child.
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>>39166575
We were going to try that, then thought better of it because we knew on an instinctual level (via a hint from Dralo) he'd just be pissed if we interrupted his training to tell him that.
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>>39166515
It was actually hinted back when Cell killed Kaguya that Vegeta was confused as to why he cared that he died, so he does care about us a small amount.
"a single droplet in the thousand-year ice" whether it forms into a puddle or freezes, only time will tell on Vegeta and Kaguya's relationship improving or not.
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>>39166575
We should at some point.
>>39166562
I think he'd at least been willing to be a little less salty.
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>>39166623
Perhaps we should pass the message along via Bulma, as she is probably the only one that he wouldn't get salty over hearing that from.

Well, not as salty.
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>>39166627
True. It's not completely hopeless but we most likely won't see any real progress till the duel is done or we get stuck together with Broly and space adventure stuff. The later two probably won't be much progress if there is any though.
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>>39166682
At least when Vegeta and Bulma get salty at each other, they have makeup sex later.
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>>39166627
Yet people are still going to act like idiots and not be the better man and leave Vegeta alone for the rest of the time until high school.
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>>39166705
>makeup sex later.

Oh, that's all we have to do?

No problem.

The biggest hatefuck ever.
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>>39166705
See? Win-win for all parties involved!

This assumes Vegeta treats her right, which by all accounts in canon, he does.
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>>39166738
He does love her, just look at his reaction to Beerus blowing her away.
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>>39166705
so is that a route for Vegeta husbando I see?
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>>39166731
Hayafags checking in.
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>>39166689
Eh, If King Kai calls us to deal with Bojack like was suggested that one time we could invite Vegeta and promise him the leader while we deal with the scrubs.
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>>39166549
>>39166545
>>39166535
>>39166533
>>39166530
>>39166529
>>39166517
>>39166513
>>39166507
"What are you guys doing?" you ask.

"We are constructing an enclosure for some sheep," Sixteen explains.

"Now that we have more people to manage the farm, we figured we'd make it a bit larger," your father tells you. "Bring in some more income."

"And sheep are gentle animals," Sixteen says. "They will be pleasant additions to the farm."

"Anything I can do to help?" you ask.

"Yeah, go grab some more nails," your father tells you. "They're in the shed."

You rush to the shed, getting what your father asked for, and rushing back to him. You spend the next few hours finishing the enclosure alongside your father and Sixteen, and suddenly hear a voice coming from your father's pocket.

He pulls out a walkie-talkie, and you recall seeing one with your mother inside.

"What was that, dear?" your father asks.

"I said I think my water broke!" you hear from the device.

"Well, I gotta go," your father tells you. "Kaguya, watch the farm while I'm gone!"

With that, he runs back towards the house.

>That's it for tonight guys, but things should continue Tuesday

Follow me @qmdralo for schedule updates

I'll answer questions/ take some writeup requests for a while
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>>39166774
Actually, he would wreck Bojack really easily right? Unless Bojack gets a magic power boost here too.
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>>39166817
could Vegeta take Bojack on one v one?

how fast would Beerus wreck out shit.
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>>39166817
Any chance of a write up of some of the party?
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>>39166817
Ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshit
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>>39166825
Bojack gets a Demigra boost, becomes an actual threat.
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>>39166837
Possibly

Very fast.

>>39166845
Sure.
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>>39166817
is Icarus still the don of the chicken mafia.
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>>39166874
would taking Geets up on his offer for a duel and winning it make him saltyer or would it mellow him out.

also is the SSJGod form strong enough for Berrus to not end the earth or do we need to boost our monkey boys.
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>>39166817
Us probably asking 18 to dance and it not working, with us getting Videl, Haya, and Gohan. Kaguya dancing with Videl and Gohan with Haya, then switching partners midway through the dance then near the end we switch again where Haya and Videl dance together and us with Gohan a bit before striking a pose together in syncro at the girls.

Cause I know there was dancing involved and we have to end that dance with the girls in a bang.
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>>39166817
So did we get weaker over these two months? Is our energy more potent now that we have greater control over it or is our net gain only the mind powers? Anyone do anything interesting while we were meditating?
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>>39166909
>Our dancing starts out very awkward and strange
>Slowly, our rhythm improves, we begin to move more gracefully
>Moves get more technical

And that's how this turned into Just Dance: The Quest
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>>39166899
OUr Saiyan bros are already way stronger than canon, if they get SSJG they might match a full strength Beerus.

I can hope.
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>>39166874
Does Videl pose yet?
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>>39166845
Whatever else you could say about Bulma, the woman knew how to throw a party. A delicious spread of food was set, festive music was playing, and friends old and new were gathered to celebrate the simple act of being alive.

Most of those in attendance were mingling. Yamcha had brought his girlfriend to the festivities, and she was listening, awestruck, to some of the stories being told, while also laughing with Chi Chi and Bulma at a few jokes about Yamcha.

You, Gohan, Kazuma, Billy, Haya, and Videl mostly played games during the festivities, while stopping to talk to some of the others from time to time.

Predictably, Piccolo and Vegeta mostly kept to themselves, earning the ire of Bulma, much to the amusement of Seventeen and Eighteen, who were quite entertained by the sight of Bulma ordering a Super Saiyan and Namekian around.

Tien, Chiaotzu, Goku, and Krillin laughed over stories about the old days, while Sixteen played with some of the pets of the Briefs family. Little baby Trunks took everything in with wide-eyed curiosity, and Icarus snuck in long enough to steal a bit of food, which you later found in the chicken coop.
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>>39167013
>Vegeta beats us in a dance-off
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>>39167023
We haven't taken her to the Ginyus yet
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>>39167038
"You may be a Super Human, boy, but you have nothing on my Super Saiyan Swagger!"
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>>39167029
Mind doing a post on this one during the party?
>>39166909
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>>39166909
I like it, we'll say that happened too.

>>39166889
There is no mafia.

>>39166899
He won't agree to fight until he believes he can win.

Perhaps

>>39166951
No, your training involved utilizing your energy and pushing it in new ways. Your power is about the same as it was.

>>39167023
When the mood strikes her.
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>>39167029
What does Nappa think of 16, considering they're both around the farm a lot.

Are Nappa and the Reporter banging yet? If so, how many of her bones are broken?

Are any of the movie villains we're going to encounter actually going to pose a palpable threat under normal circumstances?
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>>39167081
if he somehow won would be mellow out or be even more of a ass and would he try to kill us?

are there any rebellions going on the Cooler has to take care of and has he gotten any stronger?
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>>39166593
If you pay attention attention to the times he broke down to Goku, A saiyan princes pride, and his background in general you'd understand why he hates feeling weak with all his being
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>>39167081
Who enjoyed the dance more? Did Billy and Kazuma feel left out?
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>>39167118
can we get the cliff notes of it all please?
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>>39167081
How hard is Kaguya's Perfect rival training right now?
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>>39167098
"He's an odd one, but he doesn't bother me."

None

When is anything here ever normal? Janemba.

>>39167113
Probably the former

He's put down the rebellions, and yes.

>>39167124
Everyone had fun, they danced together for the hell of it.
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>>39167118
Honestly, we should go up to Vegeta sometime and ask if he'll let us train with him. He's salty but honestly he'd probably enjoy it abit.
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>>39167124
Kazuma was too shy to dance and Billy was wrestling a shark.
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>>39167145
The girls reactions to both Kaguya and Gohan posing at the end of the dance?
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>>39167029
>Several occasions where we notice Icarus having conversations with the chickens
>Icarus now smuggling food to the chickens
HOW DEEP DOES IT GO
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>>39166817
So we still have on our platter:

Train up to Super Cell's level, possibly by first sparring with SSJ2 Nappa and then just throwing ourselves at pendulum beamstruggle cell until we have achieved the required amount of gitgud

Work on our telepathy and telekinesis on our own for a while until we can do Chiaotzu's paralysis trick and talk to Elder Moori / King Kai. Once that's done, see if we can study under pendulum Mutaito or King Kai.

Go on Space Adventures.

Train a superhuman military force, probably King Furry's Royal guard.

Explore the Afterlife after bugging Yamcha for a lift, maybe chill out with Olibu and Pikon. Probably a good idea to stay away from Hell though since Cell is likely to give us permadeath if he sees us.

Keep pumping that superhuman education, spend some time working at Capsule corp to teach the scientists Ki, unlock their superhuman superscience (Bulma's is probably already unlocked), or learn how to superscience ourselves.

Help Mom out with raising our younger bro/sis, keep up with chores, help out on the farm, you know how it goes.

Relax and spend time with friends.

Engage in le videl / haya / 18 / Supreme Kai of time / Kalana / RanFan / Launch / OC donut steel from spess / OC donut steel from afterlife / female majin / Mr. Satan / Gregory and Bubbles after a fusion dance / Mrs. Briefs in the pendulum room when she was young / Genderswapped Guldo waifu wars. Or maybe not.
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>>39167145
Non-canon Fusions when?
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>>39167166
No...no he would not...
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>>39167145
how easily would it be for Kaguya to hypothetically take over the world
1:violent
2:charisma
3:Super Human election powers
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>>39167176
Is it bad that I want Kaguya to add Kalana into the harem that he has no idea /tg/ is forming for him?
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>>39167081
Did Krillin interact with 18 at the party?
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>>39167168
Haya was posing. Videl went with the flow and posed too.

>>39167170
You should really stop digging.

>>39167176
And there's a threat in the near future.

>>39167201
We'll see

>>39167205
Funny you should mention that...
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>>39167176
>Mrs. Briefs in the pendulum room when she was young
Man, you saying you don't like Mrs. Briefs when she was now? GILF keeps her looks like she's a goddamn saiyan.
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>>39167204
Sure he would. Be like "Hey Geets, lemme train with you."
and he's be all "WHY WOULD I WANT TO TRAIN WITH YOU!"
and we'll be all "So when we have our duel, it'll be marvelous."
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>>39167221
Towa coming back soon?
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>>39167220
Did WE interact with 17 at the party?
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>>39167221
>You should really stop digging.
[SHADOWRUNS INTENSIFY]
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>>39167221
Majin Baby Super Janemba when?
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>>39167221
So are you going to have Towa and Mira fuck things up in Buu saga for Kaguya and his friends?
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>>39167220
Did we interact with her besides asking her to dance?

Was there any blushing during the dance, you don't have to say who they were dancing with at the time if anyone did.
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>>39167261
Right after we fight Super Duper Cell who absorbed Cooler in his gold form.
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>>39167221
What do you mean funny I should mention that... WHAT DO YOU KNOW!?
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>>39167221
What does Tien think of The Crane Master's recent shenanigans?
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>>39167247
More like, "Remember how strong Nappa got from training with me? I can help you get stronger, and then when we fight, it will be a true test of strength and skill, and something we can both look forward to."
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>>39167081
>There is no mafia.
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>>39167324
Vegeta probably has absolutely no interest in training from us. 2proud
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>>39167327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWqKPWO5T4o
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>>39167296
You mean Ultra Mega Wonderful Hellfighter Super 17 (Cell Absorbed).
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>>39167220
Yes

>>39167209
...wut

>>39167251
Possibly

>>39167254
Yes

>>39167277
Maybe

>>39167279
Nah, everyone's comfortable with each other. And you talked to her a bit in a conversation you had with her, seventenn, and sixteen

>>39167309
"Curse him..."

>>39167306
Nothing
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>>39167133
From what I can remember in my half drunk stupor
>Grew up being trained and expected to be the strongest saiyan
>Groomed to rule over a race of warriors
>Was one of the strongest saiyans
>Wasn't there to defend his home from Freiza
>Had to swallow all of his pride, desire for revenge, and grief and serve the same asshole
>Spent years trying to gain power
>Finally gets one of his goals in sight
>Canonically thwarted by a "defective" saiyan
>This time thwarted by a 6 year old boy of a overall weak race
>Spared
>Almost gets his goal on sight again
>Gets revenge on some of the fuckers that fucked his race
>Rekt by Frieza's goons
>Saved by his rival
>Watched his rival shrek his enemies
>Canonically Gets rekted by Freiza and pleads and begs his rival to get revenge
>This time bit the bullet and fought Frieza yet probably felt useless
>Didn't get to kill Frieza with his own hands
>Canonically Goku reached a strength he could only wish he had to kill frieza also trunks
>Still didn't get to kill frieza
>Got drank by a cicada thing
>Rival saved his life again
>Rival on a whole new dimension of strength
>Rival was kinda a dick to him over the years
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>>39167370
How long would it take us to destroy the PTO when we get to it?

Any shows or books that are currently eating your time in a pleasurable way that you might want to quest one day DRALO?
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>>39167370
Are 17 and 18 more comfortable around the gang? Are they more willing to do things with them? Any snippets from the convo?
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>>39167221
Can we improve our energy stores/stamina independent of just growing stronger? Like say by practicing with the Destructo Blade to the point of exhaustion over and over again until we have a stupidly huge well of power to draw on to fuel our ridiculous attacks? I'm really interested in expanding outward instead of upward with our powers once we finally hit Super Cell tier. Growing in raw power is fine and all but all our unique abilities feel kind of rough and unpolished.
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>>39167396
Missed
>helped kill Frieza's dad
>killed opponent rival couldn't
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>>39167370
>"Curse him..."
He going to do anything about it?
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>>39167370
Kalana's opinion on Kaguya?

Is Tien planning a rescue mission with Chiaotzu?
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>>39167449
Better question does she remember anything about us besides we beat her and resisted her psychic attacks?
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>>39167442
Thanks I knew I missed something
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>>39167362
>>39167261
Where are you getting these?!
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>>39167396
Don't forget we let him get the killing blow in at the cost to the whole damn Namekian planet. He probably still took that as an insult of sorts but we did give him the chance to exact revenge with his own hands. He was just too weak to finish the job on a mostly dead freeza.
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>>39167403
A few months

DBZ, I would say Avatar, but Korra left a sour taste in my mouth. Maybe KND if I thought I could do it right.

>>39167407
Comfortable? Yes. Meh, they still kind of keep to themselves

"I never really understood why you were so obsessed with the birds, the squirrels, and the trees before, Sixteen. But, I get it now," Seventeen said.

Sixteen smiled. "I am glad. There is a certain serenity that nature brings, and a deep beauty to it."

Seventeen shrugged. "It's nice, that's for sure."

"I don't know, staring at trees gets boring after a while," Eighteen commented.

>>39167447
Tien does what Tien does. He'd consider killing Shen dishonorable.

>>39167449
"I don't get how that kid beat me."

>>39167418
You can improve your stamina
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>>39167486
The Janemba one looks like it might have been part of a Dragon Ball Heroes promo. Which I think is Dragon Ball Yugio if I got the gist of a few videos on you tub right.
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>>39167512
what can we do with KI, can we use it like magic or what? I want to max that shit out but it would be under used if we don't have some kind of general idea of what we could do with it beyond sensing and blasting.
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>>39167512
>17 and 16 bonding over NATURE
The best.
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>>39167512
>Tien does what Tien does. He'd consider killing Shen dishonorable.
Could see him checking out Kalana to make sure she doesn't end up making the same mistakes he did.
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>>39167512
>Korra left a sour taste in my mouth
I felt the last season was much better than the first two. Though it also felt like this was less focus on Korra during it, so that may have been it. She was such an unlikable main character.
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>>39167512
you could do the hundred year war instead.
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>>39167578
I loved season 3. Season 4 had promise and I feel they blew it.

>>39167570
He might, he might not.

>>39167598
Could be neat.
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>>39167512
Are Cyborgs 11 and 12 active in the world right now or are they in stasis somewhere?
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>>39167403
There'll always be space bullies, space mercenaries, space looters, space adventurers, space smugglers, and a space mafia even with the PTO disabled.
I'm kind of surprised we don't have random assholes from space popping up and saying "Yo doodz can I use your wishballz? No? Ok bro what if I beat you in a martial arts tournament? Aw cmon man it's not like I showed up and started murdering people in their sleep. I mean, I COULD do that, and we'd have our martial arts fights, and you'd have to spend a wish anyway, so why not just have the tournament? Get off your planet NOW? Well aren't you rude, fuck you asshole."
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>>39167598
A false Avatar appears, who uses tricks to convince people they can bend their non-native element.
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>>39167619
Yes
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>>39167629
The MC is that false Avatar.
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>>39167615
>Season 4 had promise and I feel they blew it.
Sounds perfect for a quest to fix shit up, so long as you keep things under control (god help you, shitposters will try to wreck things if you do).
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>>39167650
I had actually been throwing the idea around in my head about that for a while
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>>39167682
Go for it, anon
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>>39167615
I completely forgot about season 3. But yeah, it was the best, and just felt so different compared to the other seasons. Felt more like TLA, and that the villain being a threat made sense. The villains shouldn't have been any kind of threat in seasons 1, 2, or 4.
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>>39167698
OH
OH GOSH
SEMPAI NOTICED ME NOW I ACTUALLY HAVE TO GO THROUGH WITH IT
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I'll also be doing q&a and taking writein requests on ask.fm/qmdralo for an hour
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>>39167747
What kind of write in requests?
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>>39167747
A day in the life of Icarus
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>>39167758
Same kind I take in thread
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>>39167669
Sometimes I wonder what would happen if you made a quest with the intent and purpose that the players are ADHD murderhobo retards that completely shit up the setting and make an ass of everything.
Like, the players daterape Galadriel, drop the One Ring down a sink, moon the Eye of Sauron, and duct-tape the Eagles together as a joke
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>>39167814
It would probably run out of steam quickly after the novelty wore off.
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>>39167772
I like it.
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>>39167838
How well would Kaguya do in the DC universe, since its a death world and all.
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>>39167899
He'd be far edgier, and have a reboot after a few decades.
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Woo, Kaguya gets to use his father's shotgun, not even Beerus can stop him now.
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>>39167899
Kaguya becomes friends with that world's Billy. Plays and trains with Shazam. Becomes Superman tier in a day.
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>>39167899
The DC universe isn't all that bad, you know. Politicians, Media corps, Bankers, and the Education system aren't as corrupt and crooked as they are in our own IRL world.
Yes they have their share of villains and death, but I think their world has a bright future.
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>>39167911
you sure, innocent 12 year old god killing super human would make for an interesting character, if only that he is the moral enemy of the Justice League for killing all the psycho villains.

Sales would be good I think.
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>>39167486
Any of the random crazy form stuff that never happened in the show is usually from Dragonball Heroes.
It's a Japanese card based arcade game that got a manga and is just an excuse for the DBZ people to let loose and literally do whatever.
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>>39167954
sounds fun.
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>>39167914
Ki infused bullets when
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>>39167933
>Kaguya kills Darksied
>the blows up Apocalypse because fuck that planet and the beings there
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>>39167911
What about Marvel then? comics then movie-verse (God I hate that term)
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>>39168000
Kaguya wants to be hardcore but Houston won't let him.
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>>39168000
Kaguya becomes buds with Deadpool and Spiderman.
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>>39167964
Yeah. I wish we'd get that kinda stuff over here. Then again, all our arcades are dead.
Here's evil Bardock fighting on par with SSJ4 Goku and Vegeta.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAzwpivB4P4
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>>39168046
Movie-verse version he becomes a teenage intern at Stark Labs?
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>>39168000
Kaguya attempts to reform Deadpool, who simultaneously attempts to "reform" Kaguya, and it ultimately culminates in Deadpool reaching outside the panel, pulling out a pair of potara earrings, and fusing with Kaguya.
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>anon mentioning Spirit Shotgun
>we already had Spirit Cuffs that acted similar to the ones in Yu Yu Hakusho
Yusake, please leave.
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>>39168046
He has to break up their bitch fights and defend spidey when JJ goes on rants.
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>>39168060
No, King Yema needs to make Kaguya a spirit detective to handle the problems in the otherworld
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>>39168090
>Kaguya then becomes double insane but gains unlimited stamina and a hax healing factor as a result.
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>>39168057
Fund it.
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>>39168057
>he sees inside Kaguya's mind
it would make Deadpool's mind like child's play
compared to Kaguya's millennium puzzle warped mind
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>>39168112
>implying Supreme Kai of Time doesn't appear to try and stop, and then Beerus somehow shows up to encourage them, because it'll be fun
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>>39168139
>>39168112
>Deadpool: "Wow, all you sweaty neckbeards fit in here? Damn guys, scoot over! Where's the microwave? Got any chimichangas? Ah it doesn't matter, I brought some with me!"

How would his monologue work here with us? Would we hear his monologues as well?
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>>39168139
"A new mind?
Sweet, you're even more fucked up than I am! Let's see what kinda porn you've got locked up in here.
Niiiiiiiiice."
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>>39166817

Dear god sheep are not gentle. They are the angriest, meanest, most asshole animals I ever had to deal with on our farm. Except for geese. Fuck geese with an orbital doom-canon.

Farmers have sheepdogs for a reason, and that reason is because sheep are assholes who are hard as hell to get to do anything right.
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>>39168171
He'd basically become another voice in the quest, who would be fairly obvious when shitposting but humorous none the less.
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>>39168208
> "Guys, why are there suddenly 50 more posters? And why are they all talking about mexican food?"

>"Ignore him, anon, or he'll never shut up"
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>>39168224
Why is Kaguuay wearing a red jumpsuit and making weird comments at all of our female friends?
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>>39168200
Chickens can get ornery at times but are pretty bro.
Ducks are pretty bro too.
Snakes, contrary to popular myths, are supremely bro. Possibly because "I honestly could not give a shit, let me sleep and digest this fauna" is their motto.
Dogs are bro most of the time but dog breeding isn't as popular as it used to be.
Goats are 50/50
Cows are also 50/50
Horses are assholes most of the time, but you can typically beat some sense into them.
Sheep are also assholes most of the time.
Deer are also assholes most of the time.

But yeah, fuck geese with an orbital doom-cannon.
If a duck is in your way, it'll move. If a goose is in your way, it'll look at you like "what the fuck? You want ME to move? Fuck you nigger." and attack you if you try to push past it.
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>>39168296
>Ducks are pretty bro too.
Sure. When they aren't trying to rape things.
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>>39168242
>Wait he did WHAT to 18, Videl, and Haya? WAIT! He did it to Chichi, Bulma and Launch too!?

>DRALO(TotallynotDeadpoolthistime) : "It got the most votes, what can I say?"
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>>39168296
Horses also proceed to bite the fuck out of everything and cows lean on fences and anything else they can find knocking shit over
Ducks are tiny worshipers of Slaanesh
MOOSE ON THE OTHER HAND ARE FUCKING INDESTRUCTIBLE KILLING MACHINES WITH NO MERCY TO ANYTHING THAT MOVES, BREATHES, OR HAS HOPES AND DREAMS
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>>39168431
>MOOSE ON THE OTHER HAND
Hey, look at this guy, obviously not Robbaz or one of his many viking followers.
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>>39168431
Well usually cows lean on the fences and post and use them to scratch themselves if there are not any trees nearby.
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>>39168499
>Hey, look at this guy, obviously not Robbaz or one of his many viking followers.
Nah more like a canadian who fears for his life
Whoever thinks humans are on the top of the foodchain are our of their fucking minds
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>>39168545
>not eating moose
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>>39168545
what do moose taste like my soon to be american brother?
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>>39168545
>Whoever thinks humans are on the top of the foodchain are our of their fucking minds

When I see a moose committing mass murder with a rifle, then I will worry. Until then, I'll just keep throwing grenades into the lake.

I don't actually bomb lakes, calm down actual hunters and fisherman.
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>>39168499
>>39168565
>>39168569
I have no idea who Robbaz is other than that he makes youtube videos
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I want to find an injuries baby crow, rehab it, have it think of us as its mother and teach it ki manipulation. Is that a bad idea?
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>>39168617
no.
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>>39168296

The trick to dealing with horses is to bribe them with grain. Horses are smart and playful, but their play tends to cause problems.

Cows aren't assholes, just dumb.

Sheep are dumb AND assholes.

Goats are smart and occasionally assholes. So they know to come in at night to the barn when you open the pasture gates, but maybe they try and eat the leaves off the apple trees first.

I never had to deal with deer on our farm. The dogs kept them away.
>>39168431
Who has a moose farm? Seriously that is some niche farming right there. We would have some stop by our farm occasionally, but they never bothered us.
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>>39168617
Not at all.
We could get two as presents for our little sister Odin.
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>>39168628
Remember crows drop rocks on glass ceilings for fun, and can make tools and problem solve.
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>>39168657
thats why we start with them first then we move on to dolphins, sharks, dogs, then cats.
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>>39168725
>Sharks
Let's not.
>cats
>implying we have to teach them
>implying they don't already know how to, but just hide it
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>>39168763
why not sharks? that is the pen ultimate of respecting nature, especially when it can fly and shoot Ki blasts out of its eyes.
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>>39168763
Sharks are actually pretty bro-potential. Just very curious. Shark attacks are exceptionally rare and often involve humans being dumb shits.
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>>39168725
I'm fine with sharks, dogs and cats; those are good animals.

Let's not do anything other than slow genocide with dolphins.
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>>39168780
FREAKIN' LASER BEAMS OUTTA ITS FRICKIN' HEAD

I wonder if Ki effects evolution?
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>>39168817
there are furries so sure why not. Shark Waifu when?
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>>39168861
IT BEGINS
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>>39168817
Main reason I didn't want to do sharks,
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>>39168877
I think DRALO got fed up with the dumb questions and went to bed.
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>>39168886
We some how turn the worlds animals into monstergirls and have a new danger to deal with.
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>>39168886
What's your problem with sharks?
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>>39168940
The frickin' laser beams jokes is what I want to avoid. One also almost ate us and our friends in the quest.
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>>39168926
>danger
The only one I can think of is food shortage and we have crops and senzus for that.
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>>39168956
Whats the problem? dont like Austin Powers?
>One also almost ate us and our friends in the quest.
>A shark killing beings that can easily destroy planets
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>>39168982
Like the movies, just don't feel like we need to make the jokes in the quest, and you know anons would.
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>>39169029
we could have done it if we became the fake supervillan instead of a powerranger



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