>>39134729
Well then this means one of three things, either you're used to it, I'm going crazy, or someone/thing is messing with my head. Want to help me find out?

>>39134729
>Actually, come to think about it, maybe this place isn't so bad after all.

>>39134729
>>Write-in.
They probably don't know any better, but they still might be useful.

>>39134729
>They must be lying to you. They're probably the demons who run this dimension!
>Maybe they're right, maybe I'm the one who's crazy?
>No! You need their help escaping from here, you won't be fooled by their lies!

>>39134959

>>39134729
Going with
>>39134959

All the theories!
>>39134839
>>39134972

Actually, you know what? I've got four foxy anime babes all down for getting on my D. That sounds like a good time, all around. Much better than my old life. Forget trying to escape.
>>39134880

You could still be helpful.
>>39134959
>>39135061
>>39135093

>>39134729
>Write-in.
"Okay, we need to test this, then. When I move between places it's instantaneous, I just appear in the new location. So I'll take a stop watch, and you will, and then we'll both go to another room and time how long it takes us to get there. If this is just in my head, the watches should say the same time, but if there actually is something weirder going on then yours should say it took longer."

Hmm. If they can't perceive the weirdness of this universe, why would that be? Is it because they're natives here? Is it you? You shake your head to clear your thoughts. They probably don't know any better, but that doesn't mean they can't be useful. "That's... odd," you admit, slowly. "Still, you two could still help."

The pair of them exchange a quick glance, silently considering one another. There's a tension that you don't understand, Aiko's stare reproachful, Natsuki's defiant, then they both turn to you and speak. "Sure," Natsuki says.

"I will aid you, O Chosen One," Aiko contributes, earning a roll of the eyes from Natsuki. When Aiko gives her a challenging glare, though, her posture shifts slightly.

"What the little one said," Natsuki corrects.

You're interrupted by a small group of shades, surrounding the young lady you recognize as Minato. One of them places several plates in front of her, which somehow contains what looks to be some quite fine quality foods; nothing from the cafeteria, that's for sure. She sits down next to you and speaks up before you can say anything. "I could not help but overhear your conversation, Satou-san, and I see now that you meant no offense by your earlier comments. You were merely deluded, perhaps due to your peasant status. In my infinite grace as a noblewoman, I shall of course forgive you your inadvertent transgressions."

>Kiss her.
>Ignore her.
>Thank her for offering her help.
>Discuss a plan of how to escape/fix this.
>Write-in.

>>39134729
>No! You need their help escaping from here, you won't be fooled by their lies!

Paranoia go!!

I don't want to be in the truman show

>>39135447
>>Ignore her.

>>39135447
>>Thank her for offering her help.
>Discuss a plan of how to escape/fix this.


Just play a long for now.

>>39135447
>Ignore her
I still don't like that snob.

>>39135447
>Ignore her.
>Discuss a plan of how to escape/fix this.
>>39135251
Try this plan then?

Figure out how the scene change works!!

Must control our movement

>>39135447
>Thank her for offering her help.
Damnit, I wanted to grovel and apologize

>>39135447
>Thank her for offering her help.
>Write-in.
"I'm not sure if it has anything to do with my social status, but yeah. Something is clearly wrong. Either I'm insane, or the world is, and I don't know which possibility scares me more."

>>39135447
>Ignore her.

>>39135447
>Thank her for offering her help.
>Discuss a plan of how to escape/fix this.

>>39135447
>>Ignore her.
Yes, captcha, her people are plebs.

>>39135447
>Thank her for offering her help.
Uh... Thanks. I guess.

>>39135447
>Thank her for offering her help.

Ignore her:
>>39135479
>>39135490
>>39135494
>>39135552
>>39135573

Thank her:
>>39135483
>>39135514
>>39135528
>>39135562
>>39135575
>>39135638

Plan:
>>39135483
>>39135494
>>39135562

"I'm... not sure it has anything to do with my family's income," you say, delicately, "but thank you for your offer. I appreciate it." You feel sincere enough. Besides, she probably can't help it. She has to be like this, or she wouldn't be a proper ojou. "One of the things I noticed was weird is..." you glance at Minato's following, every single one of them looking vague and ill-defined, but dismiss it for the moment. "The way space is laid out here."

"How so, O Chosen One?" Aiko says, preventing Natsuki or Minato from saying something similar.

"Spaces are supposed to be... I don't know, adjacent, right? You go from one to the next by passing through the intervening space, right?"

"Yes..." they all say, as though it was the most obvious thing in the world (which, to be fair, it pretty much is).

"So if you perceive space normally, and I don't, then when we move from one place to the other, time should go differently, right?" The three of them exchange quick glances, then nod and shrug. "So," you say, glancing at your wrist and finding it bare, "we'd need some clocks, or watches."

Minato snaps her finger, and one of her shades produces a pair of stop watches. You take one, Minato takes the other, you set them on simultaneously. Then you separate and go to an unoccupied classroom.

You don't recall passing through the intervening space. Minato enters the room after you, a click occurring as the door closes behind her. "Can I see your stopwatch?"

She offers it up, and you take it, comparing it to your own; it's the same time. A few minutes later, even though by your count, it couldn't have been longer than thirty seconds.

You're shocked out of your stare when you feel female fingers running along your cheek. You look up, finding Minato just inches away. "You are very handsome for a peasant," she says, looking you dead in the eyes.

>Kiss her.
>Fight her off.
>Let her take the lead here.
>Thank her for the compliment, play dumb.
>Write-in.

>>39136032
>Let her take the lead here.
Aww sheet, we're gon' get loved tenderly

>>39136032
>Fight her off.
This isn't the time for that.

>>39136032
>Thank her for the compliment, be sarcastic.

>>39136032
>Write-in.
"Minato, please. Stop for a moment and think about what you're doing. What is going through your head right now?"

>>39136032
>>Let her take the lead here.?
"Am I."

>>39136032
>Let her take the lead here.

>>39136032
>>Thank her for the compliment, play dumb.

Let her take the lead:
>>39136088
>>39136125
>>39136172

Play dumb:
>>39136174

I don't want that!
>>39136089

Play the gentleman:
>>39136121

Play the cad:
>>39136109

You think you know how this is going to go. "Am I?" You ask, quirking an eyebrow.

"You are," Minato repeats, sound sure of herself. Her thumb runs delicately along your lower lip as she stares at you, her breath shallow, her eyes intense, her lips slightly parted. A long few seconds pass like that, the two of you just staring at one another. She bites her lower lip, her front teeth digging into the supple flesh of it. She continues to neither move towards you, nor away; waiting, it seems, for your action. "We're alone here," she says, at last. "Just a peasant... and a lady." Her fingers trail down your neck, then to your chest, her eyes clearly hungry for you. "You could do anything you wanted to me, and I would be powerless to resist..."

Before you can put together a response, there's a thump at the door. Then a louder one. "Hey, open up!" Natsuki yells, from the other side, banging on the door.

"No, stay with me," Minato urges. "Please."

There's a loud crunching noise and the door rips off its hinges, careening into the room without further ado. Minato steps away from you, looking annoyed, as the dust clears, giving you a good look at Natsuki. "Oh, thank God," Natsuki says. "You're okay." She offers you a smile. "When I couldn't open the door, I got worried that my father had come here to hurt you. He always comes after the boys I-" she cuts herself off, blushing.

"Chosen One? I worried that letting this half-ogre do her work-" that earns Aiko a sharp glare from Natsuki, but no more, and she continues as if it wasn't stated, "-would endanger you, but I did not feel adequately prepared to fight her off."

>Tell them you're fine, and to leave you alone with Minato for a minute.
>Get mad at Natsuki for cock-blocking you.
>Whatever. You need to find Yuki anyway.
>Write-in.

>>39136505
>Tell them you're fine, and to leave you alone with Minato for a minute.

>>39136505
>>Whatever. You need to find Yuki anyway.

>>39136505
>Write-in.
"Wait, what was that about your father?"

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>>39136505
>Write-in.
We have yet to fully understand how much this world operates by VN standards. Last time we failed to summon a christmas cake sensei, so we must try another method. Now that Natsuki's here, ask her and Oujo-sama to describe all your classmates and your homeroom teacher in excruciating detail. Perhaps this will unlock one or two of them as "major characters" in the plot and thus allow us to unravel the secrets of this universe.

>>39136597
Seconding.

>>39136597
That's pretty smart. Seconding.

>>39136597
This sounds good

>>39136505
>>39136597
Backing

>>39136597
backing this

>>39136505
>>Whatever. You need to find Yuki anyway.

>>39136597
I think that'd just end in us not perceiving what they say. Then they'd get mad because we weren't paying attention.
Like with the room travel experiment - the time spent traveling was evidently still there, we just weren't aware of it.

Let's try another experiment:
>>39136597
>>39136617
>>39136653
>>39136695
>>39136709
>>39136715

Give me a second, I want to fuck the ojou-sama:
>>39136551

Yuki:
>>39136560
>>39136729

What was that about your dad?
>>39136575

"Wait," you say, raising one hand. All three girls stare at you with rapt attention, as though hanging on your every word. "Natsuki, what's the name of the boy who sits here in our class?" You point at a seat in the front left corner.

She tells you his name, and you hear enough to know that she's answered your question, but you absolutely do not catch it. You ask her to repeat it. And again. Still nothing.

"I'm sorry," you say to Natsuki, your brow furrowed. "I couldn't hear what you said. Minato, could you tell me the name of your... follower, who provided the stop watches?"

Minato looks annoyed at the question for a second before giving you a lovely smile. "That would be trivial," Minato says, with a flourish of her hand. "It's [_], who is my [_]. [They]'re very [_], and [their] family [_] for my family for [_]." Every [_] is just white noise, completely impenetrable other than the vague knowledge that she is imparting information, just not any important information. You can't even tell 'he' from 'she' when referring to... that individual.

"I'm sorry, I think I missed it, are they a boy or a girl?"

Minato frowns. "A [_]." Well, at least now you know that you're not going to be getting any information about the background characters second hand.

Natsuki grabs your arm. "Come on, Nanashi, show me around the school, I'm new here, I don't know where everything is."

Minato grabs your other arm. "No, let's finish our earlier conversation, Satou-san." She offers Natsuki a death glare. "You never did give me a proper response."

>Go with Natsuki.
>Tell Natsuki to go away.
>Tell them both to screw off! Go find the childhood friend!
>Write-in.

>>39136926
>Tell them both to screw off! Go find the childhood friend!

It seems that us alone experiences this place in the VN style. Fun.

>>39136926
Welp either I'm crazy or under mindmagic because I completely missed all of that. Every single bit. Fun.

Girls play nice for my sake please?

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>>39136926
>Write-in.
We MUST somehow introduce someone into the plot. It's obvious that the universe blocks out any plot-unrelated people and information. We must take what's unrelated to the plot and MAKE it related to the plot. We must bend this universe to our will.

Ask Oujo-sama who runs the martial arts club, then challenge him. We are in Japan, after all, so we could justify this as a modernized version of the wandering martial artists challenging dojo masters. Aiko will buy this, as this will trigger her Chuuni. If Oujo-sama fails to comply, present yourself as her knight, bringing order to peasants in her name.

We WILL get a rival, and we WILL make him crucial to the plot, or die or rather get lightly injured trying.

>>39136926
>Go find the childhood friend!
Don't be rude about it but we should go see the childhood friend. For all we know she could be some kind of demon Hunter or witch or perfectly normal but the occultist the half-demon and the rich bitch all have unique things, why not her?

>>39136926
>Write-in.
"Girls, I am deeply flattered by your attention and interest, but I think something is legitimately wrong with me. I can't see most peoples' faces, just blurs. Names don't register, it's just white noise. I fugue out and don't perceive the passage of time. All of those are symptoms of brain lesions. This is just my self-diagnoses, but I'm worried that I have a brain tumor. Could one of you please take me to the hospital? I don't trust myself to be able to get there on my own."

>>39136926
>>39137085
Backing

Get our selves committed in the ward then

>>39136926
>>39137085
Oh my. Yes, that would seem to be the logical conclusion.

Childhood Friend:
>>39136972
>>39137059

I need to go to a hospital:
>>39137085
>>39137180
>>39137254

Play nice?
>>39137037

I will warp reality through sheer force of will!
>>39137039

"Girls, I appreciate your interest," you say, trying to wriggle out of their grasp. They wind up deciding to let you go, rather than continuing to struggle. "But I think there's something wrong with me. I can't recognize faces, I can't take in new names, even biographical information is just white noise. I don't remember how I got here. That sounds like brain damage to me." Minato rolls her eyes, looking irate for a moment, before returning to a more neutral expression. Natsuki offers you a dull, bored look, and Aiko lets out a long-suffering sigh. "Could you take me to the hospital to get my brain checked out?"

Minato groans and starts to walk you to the door, Natsuki following behind and taking your other arm. Aiko awkwardly trails behind you for a moment before wrapping her arms around your neck and pulling herself into a piggy-back position on top of you. "It is unfair that your loyal shinobi maiden be left with nothing to hold, O Chosen One," she says, once she's on your back.

The trip to the hospital is a transit into a cold, sterile room. The doctors are all faceless shades. They put you into an MRI and then tell you your brain is fine. Your next conscious thought is that you're out in the street, the three girls crowding around you.

"See? The doctors said you were fine, Satou-san. I had no doubt, of course. You are the exemplar of a healthy peasant."

"I figured you were probably fine too," Natsuki offers.

"I too was certain of your health, O Chosen One! The gods would not abandon you to ill health, given your greater purpose!"

You have the odd certainty that school is out.

>Go home, alone.
>Write-in.

>>39137528
>>Write-in.
Bring all three of them home and thank them for being so close and friendly.

>>39137528
>Attempt suicide

>>39137528
>Go home with all three of them
Of course we're absolutely fine.

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>>39137528
>Write-in.
Get on your knees and beg Ojou-sama to introduce you to her parents. Once there, offer yourself to the family as their knight. This will possibly reveal the identity of the parents as they have become plot-integral characters.

We WILL break this VN world.

>>39137528
>Write-in.
Get the girls to tell you about recent events. Perhaps something happened recently that would cause us to perceive the world like this, have odd memories or be placed in a VN world. Maybe something one of them has done recently was a trigger. Walk and talk.

What sorta shitty Galge is this that we don't even get a best friend to cuck?

>>39137567
>>39137549
>>39137528
This

>>39137528
Uhh thanks? Still I can't help but feel something is wrong here. I'm heading home you can come along if you wish.

>>39137528
Damn, there goes that attempt at derailing the plot. I hoped that we could contradict the VN's normal path, maybe get free that way.

>Go home, alone.

>>39137593
>>39137594
Guys, just stop. It's not going to happen. Everything has already been created, we can't CHANGE anything

>>39137593
I could get behind swearing our martial services to Ojou-sama's family as a knight/samurai. Lets turn this into a shonen chinese cartoon

>>39137528
Test the limits of your ability to travel through space and time. Try as hard as you can to be on vacation with the girls at a beach in Europe two weeks from now.

>>39137528
>Write-in
Break the fourth wall and appeal to whoever is playing this game. Shut it down, shut it all down.

>>39137549
>>39137567
>>39137528
Seconding that

>>39137660
WE are playing the game dumb-fuck.

>>39137653
All we need for that is to buy the tickets.

>>39137673
Nah, try to time skip everything and go straight there.

>>39137593
Sounds like it'll go just like confessing to our teacher did.

>>39137635
What do you want to do, live forever in a world where, as far as we're concerned, only five people really exist? We need to either find a way out or find a way to make this world we're trapped in habitable. That means a world without timewarps and without shades, lest we go insane. If we want to achieve either of those two goals, we must test the limits of the narrative we're stuck in.

>>39137528
>>39137549
>>39137567
>>39137594
...sure. These.

>>39137635
I just wanted to learn more about the world, and current events in the girls lives.

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>>39137673
>WE are playing the game dumb-fuck.

https://youtu.be/q5hjiV7u8XQ

Three Girls, One Shmuck:
>>39137549
>>39137567
>>39137597
>>39137673
>>39137603
>>39137773

Go home alone:
>>39137634

Timeskip to the beach episode:
>>39137653

Determine the cause:
>>39137594
>>39137773

Beg Ojou-sama to let you be the Onion Knight to her Stannis Baratheon.
>>39137593
>>39137641

Kill You Are Self:
>>39137564

Anons, please! Shut down the game! Close your browser!
>>39137660

>>39137849
>Timeskip to the beach episode
Was I that obvious :^)

>>39137849
I didn't think determining the cause was mutually exclusive to walking home with the girls but K.

Also suicide anon plz stahp

"Okay..." you say, slowly. "Thanks for the vote of confidence, I guess." You scratch the back of your head. "I'm headed home now, you want to come with?" The three practically jump over one another to agree, loudly, to your offer. You head home, the three girls in tow... and of course, there's another instant transition. You're in your family's living room, the three girls obviously jockeying for position, and you just plop your ass down on the couch, turning on the television.

Minato and Aiko manage to snake the positions on either side of you, while the taller Natsuki decides to stand behind you, leaning on top of the couch and balancing her chin on the back, so that her breath blows right into the back of your head.

The three of them are obviously paying very little attention to the television, and far more to one another. Whenever one of them starts to speak up with something along the lines of, 'Nanashi, could I speak to you alone for a minute?' the other two interrupt them with something irrelevant.

You're interrupted from the tense environ by the front door opening. "Nanashi!" Yuki cries from the front door, loud and brash. "I heard you had to go to the hospit-" she rushes into the living room, seeing you in your current position, and her expression almost instantly turns pitiful, puppy dog eyes and quivering lip.

>Take Yuki up to your room to talk.
>Tell Yuki to sit down, pat Minato's lap.
>Tell Yuki to sit down, push Aiko off to one side.
>Write-in.

>>39138185
>>Take Yuki up to your room to talk.
Girls be nice to each other while I'm talking to Yuki ok? Anything breaks or a fight breaks out I will be very upset.

>>39138185
>Tell Yuki to sit down, offer your seat.

>>39138185
>Take Yuki up to your room to talk.

>>39138185
>>39138232
Heh. All their positioning, for naught.

>>39138185
>>39138232
Seconded

>>39138185
>Tell Yuki to sit down, pat Minato's lap.
lol

>>39138185
>Take Yuki up to your room to talk.
Be nice to the childhood friend.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Take her to your room:
>>39138216
>>39138281
>>39138350

Offer her your seat:
>>39138232
>>39138283
>>39138286

Offer her a seat on Minato's lap:
>>39138325

DIEBREAKER NOT FINAL DESTINATION

1 - take her to your room
2 - offer her your seat

>>39138488
2

>>39138488
Now to make them all awkwardly explain current events to us and come out with everyone's secrets!

>>39138488
>2

People have to be voting final destination out of spite or something at this point. All caps wasn't enough for you people?

>>39138752
I definitely did it just for shits and giggles, no spite involved. I didn't even vote.

>>39138752
>final destination
?

"Here," you say, standing up and gesturing to your previous seat. "You can have my seat." Aiko, Minato, and Natsuki all look extremely irate at this turn of events. You sit down in front of the couch, still watching the television. There's a pause before Yuki shuffles into your former seat, glancing worriedly at the other three girls.

"Um. Is there a reason there are three girls in your living room?" Yuki asks, after a long few seconds. You hear a beleaguered sigh from behind you, but you couldn't say which girl let it out.

"They accompanied me to the hospital," you say.

"Why did you need to go to the hospital? Are you okay?" Her voice is concerned. You hear the sound of a coinflip behind you, and turn to see Minato showing the back of her hand to Aiko, then sighing.

"I was worried about brain damage," you say, and you see Yuki's eyes go wide.

"B-brain damage?" She reaches, tentatively, out for you, one hand going for your shoulder. Then you hear the screech of a half-dozen sets of tires, and the thump thump of jackboots on pavement and sidewalk.

"Satou-san, release your hostage, now!" Comes a loud, male voice from outside. You glance out a window, seeing armored, masked men moving around. "Don't make this any harder on yourself than it has to be!"

Minato speaks up first; the rest of your little harem seems to be a mix of afraid and annoyed. "Oh, no, this is all my fault..." she says, her voice crestfallen. "You should come with me to speak with them, Nanashi; it'll make things easier.

>Go with her to speak with them.
>Have her do it, you're busy talking to Yuki right now.
>Take her outside and immediately kiss her on the lips in front of all the men. Do that thing where you dip forward with the girl in your hands. What could go wrong?
>Write-in.

>>39138900
>Take her outside and immediately kiss her on the lips in front of all the men. Do that thing where you dip forward with the girl in your hands. What could go wrong?

>>39138900
>Go with her to speak with them

>>39138900
Leave the premises with your hands in the air. We'd better cooperate. We're innocent, we have nothing to hide.

>>39138900
>>Go with her to speak with them.

>>39138900
>Have her do it, you're busy talking to Yuki right now.

Screw her shenanigans man

Im watching the tube

>>39138900
>Go with her to speak with them.
I'm really close to voting to pretend to take her hostage.

>>39138900
>Go with her to speak with them.
The things we do, so that we can get some peace around here. I swear we will get to the bottom of this.

These guys have masks! Distinguishing attire guys! Relevant plot people!

>>39138900
>Take her outside and immediately kiss her on the lips in front of all the men. Do that thing where you dip forward with the girl in your hands. What could go wrong?

>>39138900
>>Take her outside and immediately kiss her on the lips in front of all the men. Do that thing where you dip forward with the girl in your hands. What could go wrong?

>>39138900
>Take her outside and immediately kiss her on the lips in front of all the men. Do that thing where you dip forward with the girl in your hands. What could go wrong?

>>39138900
>Go with her to speak with them.
"Do I have to? Fine."
Bring Yuki explain our mental illness.

>>39138900
>Take her outside and immediately kiss her on the lips in front of all the men. Do that thing where you dip forward with the girl in your hands. What could go wrong?

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Go speak to them:
>>39138931
>>39138943
>>39138965
>>39138995
>>39139105

Surrender:
>>39138941

I'm busy, bitch:
>>39138964

The Best Option:
>>39138924
>>39139017
>>39139031
>>39139082
>>39139122

1 - boring option
2 - best option

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>>39139139
Oh boy here we fucking go

>>39139139
BEST OPTION HERE WE COME

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>>39139139
B E S T

>>39139139
1

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>>39139139
Welp, there goes the neighborhood. And our testicles. And any possibility for harem end.

>>39139139
>1

[BAD END]

>>39139139
This is going to end horribly

"Whatever you say, Minato," you say, rising to your feet from the floor in front of the couch. The two of you walk out the front door together, and you immediately turn to her, placing one hand on the small of her back and turning her towards you. She looks surprised as you lean into her, but when your lips find hers, she lets out a soft moan in your mouth, her body like jelly in your hands. You lean forward, moving a hand to her back to hold her, and she just limply takes it as you kiss her, long and hard.

When you pull up and away, she's blushing, looking demure and shy, her eyes focused on your chest, one hand still on your neck. "That was..." she trails off, sighing wistfully. "My first kiss..."

A second later one of the masked men tackles you to the ground, and you can hear Minato's fury as she tells the man not to hurt you, to stop, but you're ziptied when he pulls you back to your feet, and your entire torso feels sore. "You are not to touch Yamada-sama," he says, voice rough, crude. "You are not worthy to grovel at her feet, which is the only reason I'm not making you.

"Don't treat Nanashi that way!" Minato says, her expression burning with fury. "I- I- I love him!" She yells.

>Tell her you love her too.
>What, really?
>That's nice.
>Write-in.

Minato: +1 Heart

>>39139376
>>Write-in.
"OW FUCK, GET THIS SHIT OFF ME, AAAGH"

>>39139376
So what I'm getting here is that you are a classist pig trying to enforce your rigid ideological views on her? Doesn't she have a say in any of this?

>>39139376
>>Tell her you love her too.

>>39139376
>Contemplate the idea of not listening to the voices in your head

>>39139376
>voice rough, crude
A-HA! His voice sounds different from all other voices! Plot integral character! Headbutt him, shove him, do ANYTHING in your power to reveal his face.

>>39139376
>Tell her you love her too.

>>39139376
>>Tell her you love her too.
at the same time also tell her your faith makes it so you need to have more then one wife

>>39139376
>Writein
Unhand me you mongrel! Do you not have ears with which you can hear the commands of your better? How dare you assault me!

Then maybe writhe around in rage while she panics and they do things.

>>39139376
>>39139496
This of course. We mormon now

>>39139376
>>What, really?
We've known each other one day, woman. Calm down.

>>39139422
Yes. So far, she's saying "Please rape my lips further in every possible way." Obvs.

I love you too:
>>39139444
>>39139488
>>39139496
>>39139518

Freak out:
>>39139409
>>39139478
>>39139514

Doesn't she have any say in who she loves?
>>39139422
>>39139578

I believe in the Principle.
>>39139496
>>39139518

What, really?
>>39139538

Take a long moment to rethink your decision making skills, then decide they were perfect all along.
>>39139448

"I love you too, Minato," you say, your voice full of feigned emotion. She blinks, then smiles broadly, her hands coming up to grab you... only to be interrupted by one of the men grabbing her from behind. "Let go of me! You dare manhandle the great Minato, scion of the Yamada family?!"

"You're obviously not in your right mind, ma'am," he says, his voice identical the one standing next to you, just as rough and crude. "I serve the interests of the Yamada family in general, not you in particular. Come on, then," he says, dragging her with him. She struggles in vain for another second or two before giving up and limply following him, offering you the occasional glance before being loaded into one of the trucks.

The man who's holding you cuts you free, and you rub your aching wrists. You're pretty sure he's glaring at you behind his mask, but you notice it looks identical to the masks of all the other men here. "Go back inside," he says, half-tossing you towards the door.

The men leave shortly, and you go inside, stumbling in a daze, a little confused by the events that have just occurred. Almost as one, Aiko, Natsuki, and Yuki rush you, checking you over, Yuki's delicate fingers tracing the scrape on your cheek as Natsuki examines your wrists and Aiko gives you a hug. "What happened?" Yuki asks. "I was so worried, Nanashi. We couldn't hear anything," she says, adding emphasis to that last word.

>Minato is going to handle it.
>I told Minato I love her.
>I kiss-raped Minato. Don't worry, she liked it.
>Write-in.

Minato: +1 Heart

>>39139794
Classism and stupidity. I need a drink.

>>39139794
>Write-in.
The MAN is holding us down! Fuck the one percent!

>>39139794
>I ruined my chances of a harem end for the shitty tsundere

>>39139794
>I told Minato I love her.
That's right, we're picking best girl.

>>39139794
>Minato is going to handle it.
explain our mental illness to yuki.

>>39139846
>>>39139794
>>Writein
>So, now that she's finally gone, lets play some strip twister?

>>39139794
>Minato is going to handle it.
>Stupidity and jumping to conclusions
>So whats new with you?

>>39139794
>>Minato is going to handle it.

>>39139874
>Try to fix mistake.
>Make it worse.

>>39139794
>Write-in.
Can one of you get the first aid kit

>>39139794
>Write-in
Go to the mountains to train and hone our skills, becoming a living weapon in the process

>>39139914
Second for 3 nurse care

>>39139794
>>Minato is going to handle it.
Maybe. Hopefully. I think.

>>39139914
this

>>39139914
Thirding

>>39139794
>>Write-in.
"Minato is in danger, we must help her! Aiko, as my loyal shinobi I'm taking you along with me. Natsuki, your half-demon powers will be of great help! Yuki, keep the homefront safe! Move out everyone!"

>>39139914
Yes, this. TIME FOR NURSES.

Fuck the man!
>>39139835
>>39139853

I don't want harem end!
>>39139856
>>39139871

Minato will handle it:
>>39139872
>>39139886
>>39139892
>>39139985

Strip twister?
>>39139874

I need urgent medical attention for a baby cut and a little bruising:
>>39139914
>>39139966
>>39139987
>>39140010
>>39140049

Become the Ultimate Ninja:
>>39139919

Let's get to fighting!
>>39140032

>>39140060
Tart I think you running this was a mistake.

>>39140079
How so?

>>39140088
Tg seems to have a hate boner for you now. Malicious derails and telling you to fuck off.

>>39140154
What? Malicious derails? Where?

>>39140088
Isn't Minato a guy's name?

>>39140154
That's been happening long before this quest.

>>39140154
He's handled it well so far. Better than last thread with all the murder and suicide votes.

>>39140154
I just want to derail because I like Tart's writing style but not the fact he feels the need to make all his quests short and well smutty.

He made a cool world here and I really want to test its limits, sadly /tg/ has a boner that needs wetting and Tart doesn't mind being the one doing it.

Fuck the murder/suicide voters though.

>>39140184
Isn't 湊 feminine?

>>39140242
I'm ending the short quest/smutty stuff. Working on Dheljos and Reprisals, which are both planned to be long quests, to run concurrently with San Josafat, itself an intricately planned long quest (being run on Anonkun).

>>39140242
>but not the fact he feels the need to make all his quests short
Nigger, I love that his quests are short. It makes them easy to get into. Not like all the other quests that I'd love to get into, but simply cannot because they've already reached the 200th thread or something.

>He made a cool world here and I really want to test its limits, sadly /tg/ has a boner that needs wetting and Tart doesn't mind being the one doing it.
That's more on /tg/ than Tart though.

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>>39139919
I also vote ninja time

>>39140316
ever think of linking the archives of your other quests in the OP post

>>39140325
Maybe I said this wrong... I don't mind that his quests are short just I feel sad that he makes a world and then it just up and goes away after 3-4 threads. A 20 thread quest is still short sweet and to the point and lets people explore a bit before it ends. I'm not saying he needs to make a 300+ masterpiece but a few more threads would be nice.

Also I follow like 12 QMs besides Tart, I know there are other things besides Tart man. Not a retard, just an autist.

>>39140402
That's an interesting idea, but no, I hadn't thought of it until right now.

>>39140435
I really doubt the worlds he makes are fleshed out to the point you expect. Likely he doesn't even have enough details to run the thing, and makes up what he doesn't have on the spot as he needs it.

>>39140528
This, nine times out of ten.

>>39140349
Really, it's way more interesting than anything else going on right now.

>>39140402
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=72oOCCJ1

"Can one of you get the first aid kit?" You ask, and Yuki rushes off. You guess it makes sense that she'd know where it is, given that she's your childhood friend. Aiko and Natsuki gingerly guide you over to the couch, laying you down on it, the two of them fussing over you like a pair of mother hens. Yuki arrives and manages to force herself in, bandaging the cut on your face, her cute lips pouting slightly.

"I'm so glad you're okay," Yuki says, her voice sweet, feminine.

"I too am glad for your well-being! Not merely for your status as Chosen One, but because you are... my friend," Aiko adds.

"Ditto," Natsuki says. "What happened, though, for real?"

"Minato is handling it," you say. "Her family was at fault, she's going to talk them down." You decide to avoid mentioning the fact that you confessed your love to her, which proves that, deep down inside, you're a cad. But, hell, if you play your cards right, you can get laid by four different hot anime babes. Of course you're going for it!

"That's good to hear," Yuki says. Yuki glances at the two other girls, both of whom are looking at her with somewhat irate expressions. "You look tired," she says. "Why don't you take a nap?"

"I'm not-" you start, but a wave of exhaustion washes over you, as if in response to her words. "Oh. I guess I am," you say, lying back and closing your eyes.

"Don't forget your promise," Yuki says, her voice soft, as you pass into a dream.

The sun is bright overhead, and you're suddenly smaller than normal, your voice high pitched and childish. Yuki is playing with you; she's younger too, her blue hair frazzled and unkempt, spraying around her shoulders. "You have to make sure you grow up!" Yuki says, her childish voice insistent. "Otherwise we won't be able to get married!"

"I promise I'll grow up to marry you," the you-of-the-past-that-is-not-actually-you says, with an audible sigh, as if exasperated.

"Good! You get on the swing, and I'll push you!"

>Write-in.

>>39140618
Its shit like this anons...

>Write in
I dunno if we are in the dream
>No, you get on. I'll push

If we are awake
>Grab the closest thing to us

Inb4 its boobs.

>>39140699
Second

>>39140618
>But if we also somehow end up meeting say a... chuuni, a transfer student with weird powers, and a tsundere oujo-sama, we'll be going for polygamy

>>39140749
Second

>>39140618
>Try to forget that promise

>>39140749
Third. Way too convenient, but that's why it's so fun!

>>39140618
Realize Yuki has suggestion magic. Realize if all the girls are magical you should be too. Cast!

>>39140749
ding

>>39140779
YES
ANTI-PROTAGONIST CONTINUES

>>39140749
Fourthing

>>39140618
>>39140749
I was going to write for her to keep her promise of getting us a loving haram first.

>>39140763
>>39140749
>>39140785

>Being this meta focused

Why do I even bother trying to come up with ideas if you guys are going to do shit like this.

>>39140618
Get on the swing.
Swing.
Swing all day.
Swing all night.
Swing all the way over the top.
Swingers gotta swing. It's in the blood, and the blood is in the arse which is ALWAYS IN THE BLOODY SWING.

I want a harem when I grow up!
>>39140749
>>39140763
>>39140785
>>39140800
>>39140807
>>39140809

Forget that promise:
>>39140779
>>39140805

Cast spell:
>>39140797

You get on, I'll push:
>>39140699

Swing:
>>39140837

>>39140886
Please let this play out funny... and not be meta.

Please let it sound like a wide eyed dream of a child wishing for many cute girls to be with and fun times... and not a creepy older dude in a kid's body.

"Fine," you say, hopping on the swing, and letting Yuki start to push you. She's wearing a childish grin as you kick your legs, flying through the air. "Hey, Yuki?"

"Yes, Nanashi?" Yuki asks, still pushing you.

You try to think of how to phrase it... you're worried if it comes off as too contrived, it won't work. "When we grow up, I want to have a big harem, just like all my favorite VNs! There'll be you, a chuuni, a transfer student, and a tsundere!"

"That's silly!" Yuki says, blithely ignoring your request.

That's not good enough. "I'm serious! You gotta promise to help me make a harem!"

"I don't wanna!" Yuki says, pouting, crossing her arms and letting you swing on your own. "What do I get for helping you make this dumb harem?"

"You get me!"

"I already got you, silly! You promised! You gotta promise something else!"

You put your finger on your lip, trying to come up with something to offer...

>Promise to love her forever!
>Write-in.

>>39141047
>Promise kids, a house, a dog, and a midget circus troupe.

>>39141047
>>Promise to love her forever!
and she will be the top girl in the harem

>>39141047
>15 cents and everything in your pockets

>>39141047
>Write-in.
You get to be my first

>>39141047
>Promise to love her forever! (Just like you love every member of your harem)

>>39141109
Go for broke

>>39141047
>>Promise to love her forever!
And you'll teach her how to pick up chicks into the bargain.

>>39141047
>Promise to love her forever!
>Write-in.

Promise to be supportive and I dunno whole 9 yards.

Also she is first among equals, el presidente.

>>39141109
>>39141047
>Promise to love her forever!
>You get to be my first

>>39141047
>>39141109

>>39141047
>Write-in.
Ok, how about this. I'm going to try to get one anyways, but if you help you get to be the one I give the most attention to, and I'll even let you boss them around and stuff!

>>39141215
Why are shota so pure.

>>39141047
>>Write-in.
It can be your harem too!

>>39140154
I for one have no idea who he is

The various things that accompany a successful marriage:
>>39141095
>>39141198

Love her:
>>39141104
>>39141134
>>39141195
>>39141198
>>39141206

You'll be number 1, because other girls will totes be cool with being #2-4:
>>39141104
>>39141198
>>39141215
>>39141267
>>39141445

You'll be my first:
>>39141109
>>39141154
>>39141211

>>39141467

>>39141267 isn't a vote, so love wins.

>>39141491
But >>39141134 was a harem vote

>>39139794
>>I kiss-raped Minato. Don't worry, she liked it.
obvious reply is obvious.

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>>39141543
...really?

>>39141585
in my defense I forgot to put auto refresh on.

"Um... I promise you'll get to be number one in the harem!" You offer, and Yuki just keeps pouting, looking sullen.

"I get to be number one if you don't have a harem, dummy! By default!" She sticks out her tongue at you, blowing a raspberry.

"Fine! I promise to love you forever!" You put one finger under your eyelid, pulling it down and sticking out your tongue. "I don't have to love you to marry you! I learned that from the neighbors!"

"Uh!" Yuki seems offended by that. "You're a jerk!" She crosses her arms, looking away, then glances back at you, a certain girlish innocence in her eyes. "You really love me?" She asks.

You nod. "I love you! And I promise to keep loving you, forever, if you let me have a harem!"

She kicks the dirt, looking away. "F-fine!" She says, grouchily. "I promise to let you have a harem! But don't expect me to help! You gotta do it on your own, you big lazy jerk." You jump off the swing, rushing over to her and grabbing her in a big bear hug. She lets out a squeak of surprise, then sort of cuddles into your little boy arms, her hands wrapping around you in return.

You wake up, blinking, to find that Yuki is kneeling next to the couch, her head resting on your belly, her eyes half-lidded. She smiles when she sees you meet her gaze. "Feeling better?"

"Yeah," you say.

>So I remembered that promise. Do you remember *your* promise?
>Spend the night talking together until you fall asleep.
>Where are Natsuki and Aiko?
>Write-in.

Yuki: +1 Heart

>>39141674
>>So I remembered that promise. Do you remember *your* promise?
>>Spend the night talking together until you fall asleep.

>>39141674
>So I remembered that promise. Do you remember *your* promise?

>>39141674
>So I remembered that promise. Do you remember *your promise?
>Spend the night talking together until you fall asleep.

>>39141674
>So I remembered that promise. Do you remember *your* promise?
>Spend the night talking together until you fall asleep.

>>39141674
>>So I remembered that promise. Do you remember *your* promise?
>Spend the night talking together until you fall asleep.

Most excellent. The hearts are just rollin in.

>>39141674
>>So I remembered that promise. Do you remember *your* promise?
>>Spend the night talking together until you fall asleep.
Time for feelings!
and cuddling!

>>39141674
>So I remembered that promise. Do you remember *your* promise?
>Spend the night talking together until you fall asleep.

>>39141674
>>So I remembered that promise. Do you remember *your* promise?

>>39141674
>>Spend the night talking together until you fall asleep.
It's been a good day.

>>39141674
>So I remembered that promise. Do you remember *your* promise?

Remember when you were like, seven, and you promised to let me fuck other girls? That still counts, right? There's no statute of limitations on that, is there?
>>39141694
>>39141721
>>39141725
>>39141738
>>39141743
>>39141747
>>39141757
>>39141785
>>39141876

Let's have a real heart-to-heart:
>>39141694
>>39141725
>>39141738
>>39141743
>>39141747
>>39141757
>>39141842

>>39142011
Oh man, I bet when she made that promise she was thinking "There's no way such a weird group could possibly come together!" She must really be kicking herself now!

"I remember my promise," you say, running your fingers through Yuki's hair, where her head is still on your lap. "Do you remember your promise?"

She pouts a little, but nods. "You kept yours, right?"

You nod. "I still love you," you say, and she practically *purrs* at that, rubbing her cheek against your chest. "I'll love you forever. You'll keep up your end, right?"

She nods again. "I-if you keep up yours..." she trails off, swallowing, looking so vulnerable, so meek. You keep petting her, and the two of you start to talk. She's reminiscent, speaking about old times, old stories you don't remember but go along with anyway. You stay up halfway through the night without even thinking about it before finally drifting off, your fingers laced together with hers.

When you wake up in the morning, Yuki is gone. There's a note on the table, which reads, 'Sorry, had to go home to check on Dad. I <3 U. Yuki.'

You rise from the couch, yawning and stumbling into your kitchen, pouring out some orange juice. You wonder where your parents are. They don't seem to be appearing? Maybe Nanashi is one of those harem protagonists whose parents are out of the country on business all the time. You hear a loud knock at the front door, and you walk to the door. You look through the peephole and see...

A very large, very dangerous ogre, with a very big, very nasty-looking club. You swallow and gently back away from the door, bumping into someone behind you and spilling some of your juice. You spin, seeing Natsuki, who places a finger to her lips. She mouths the word, "Sorry" to you. Then "I didn't mean for this to happen."

>Write-in.

>>39142456
Don't be rude, open the door

>>39142456
>Hi, Dad! Can I call you Dad?

>>39142456
>Open the door Get on the floor
>Hello, sir. How are you this fine morning?

>>39142456
Hello Sir. What can I do for you today?

Pray he's in a listening mood.

>>39142456
>Open the door.
Best get this over with.

>>39142456
>>Write-in.
Do you mean the juice spilling or the ogre at the door?

I can deal with the juice, but probably not the ogre. Got a plan to get rid of it?

>>39142456
"OK, what was meant to happen?"

>>39142513
supporting.

>>39142456
>>39142513
fucking this

>>39142513
Troll the troll

Talk to angry ogre dad:
>>39142509
>>39142513
>>39142539
>>39142543
>>39142544
>>39142579
>>39142608
>>39142662

Got a plan?
>>39142554

What was meant to happen?
>>39142561

Roll 1d20 (best of 3) for Diplomacy.

Rolled 4 - 500 (1d20 - 500)

>>39142685
I proactively added the modifier I want to see.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>39142685

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>39142685
Below or above?

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>39142685

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>39142685

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>39142685

>>39142713
Above.

And higher than that, I'm afraid.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>39142758
Welp time to pray to the gods we have super endurance/ toughness cause it looks like we are going to be the version of the Human-baseball.

Dice for toughness?

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>39142685

>>39142852
save vs death -5 modifier dc15

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>39142685

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>39142685
Our harem MC powers better activate

You stride to the door, setting your juice down on the table next to the front door. You adjust your shirt a little, smoothing out the creases, and put on a friendly smile. "Hello, Dad," you say, opening the door and offering a hand. In return, you get a rough shove to the chest, pushing the door open as it knocks you on your back.

"Daddy!" Natsuki cries, her voice loud. "Please!"

"No little punk is going to defile my daughter," the ogre says, lowering his head a bit to fit in the door. He looms over you, the club scraping along the floor. "Don't think I don't know what your lewd little thoughts are, you cretin! You want to deflower her and then take a bunch of other girls, too, don't you?" Guilty as charged, though you don't say it aloud. The ogre smashes his club into the wall, sending plaster spraying around the room. "Don't you!"

Natsuki rushes to the space in between you and her father, tears streaming down her cheeks. "Daddy, no! I don't want you to hurt him! He's a nice boy! Please, Daddy!"

"I can damn well protect my daughter," he says, growling. "Now get out of my way so I can teach this punk a lesson for trying to mess around with you."

You clamber to your feet behind Natsuki.

>Demonstrate your love... with a kiss!
>Demonstrate your love... with a confession!
>Demonstrate your love... by fighting a pointless battle against Natsuki's father!
>Write-in.

>>39143112
>>Demonstrate your love... with a kiss!

>>39143112
>Write-in
Fuck this, run away.

>>39143112
>>Demonstrate your love... with a kiss!
>>Demonstrate your love... with a confession!

>>39143112
>Demonstrate your love... by going to the mountains to train and hone your skills, becoming a living weapon in the process

>>39143112
>Write in
>Demonstrate your love... by using her as a meat shield

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>>39143112
Anything else will probably get us killed.

>Demonstrate your love... by apologizing for our insolence
then
>Confess our love.

>>39143112
>Write-in.
Activate you bullshit harem MC powers that only awaken to make you look more badass and cool when one of the main girls is in trouble

>>39143112
>Write-in.
play up the villain
"You are too late Fool! I already have what I wanted from her!"

>>39143112
>Write-in.
You know what. You're completely right about me, Dad. Go ahead and do whatever you feel is right, I won't resist, not that I really could. (If you still have all your teeth at this point, continue.) However, you may regret the effects that doing so has on your daughter.

Then just sit there on the floor passively. If he does start beating you, try to at least maintain eye contact. Don't let him win.

>>39143112
>Demonstrate your love by running away
Do it all Hol Horse style

>>39143176
Eh go for broke, we are screwed either way but in a different sense

>>39143112
>>Demonstrate your love... by fighting a pointless battle against Natsuki's father!

>>39143197
>changed effect to effects, forgot to change has to have

>>39143176
Play the game to break the game

>>39143112
Anima flare and fight.

>>39143112
>>Write-in.
Admit that he's right but point out that at least we're an ambitious main character striving for the harem end in the VN instead of those lazy fucks who just settle for the childhood friend.

>>39143197
This is great. Too bad it won't win.

>>39143176
Time to see if the chuunibyou was right

>>39143197
This, but maintain eye contact even if you doesn't attack you.

>Inb4 Pancake'd by giant ogre maul end.

Kiss:
>>39143145
>>39143161

Confess:
>>39143161
>>39143172

Busted.
>>39143197
>>39143255
>>39143266
>>39143357

Become a Solar Exalted:
>>39143176
>>39143218
>>39143250
>>39143253
>>39143337

Play the villain:
>>39143178

Use her as a meat shield:
>>39143165

Brave brave Nanashi, he bravely ran away!
>>39143149
>>39143163

>>39143361
>We wake up in the real world, have a boring day, then we go to sleep. We wake up again on the same morning with a ogre outside.

I missed these two:
>>39143200
>>39143228

But the result's the same.

>>39143430
What would have happened if >>39143197 won. Bad end? Morbidly curious.

>>39143457
Probably something similar to what's going to happen this round.

>>39143457
>>39143496
We get savagely beaten?

>>39143537
Except we look like more of a faggot, by several degrees.

>>39143553
Yeah, I'm really glad that write-in didn't win. I'd rather not get beaten at all, but at least this way we don't look like a freak.

You growl, focusing your energy, trying to prepare yourself to attack Natsuki's father. You have to protect your women! You can almost feel your body tingling with energy, and you rush Natsuki's father -

- who promptly hits you with his club, sending you careening into a wall with a painful thud. "Nanashi!" Natsuki cries, her voice choked up by tears. Your entire stomach has exploded in pain, your vision is fading, but you can dimly perceive the forms of Natsuki and her father clashing in your hall, utterly destroying everything around them, the sounds almost deafening as Natsuki lashes out at her father in vengeance for his assault on you.

Just before you black out completely, you hear the loud sound of a body falling to the ground, and then feel delicate, feminine fingers on your body. "Please don't die, Nanashi," you hear Natsuki whisper.

Then you fade from consciousness entirely.

>END OF CHAPTER

Twitter: twitter.com/72oOCCJ1

Next thread on Tuesday, same time. Peace.

>>39143632
Thanks for running.

>>39143632
So is she going to use her youkai magic to heal him via a kiss?

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>>39143632
Kek

Thanks man, I'll see you later.

>>39143632
thx 4 runin budi gud thred

>>39143632
Figured this would happen. Ah well, things are still going swimmingly but looks like we might actually NEED the hospital now.

Oh, yeah, and here: http://pastebin.com/qBJEG0YM

>>39143951
Whats the difference between the solid and bordered hearts?

>>39144055
That's for me to know and you to try to figure out!

>>39144077
How come you didn't roll with the derailing stuff (ie incorporating our suggestions and letting them work)? I mean, I don't want to maliciously do so but I liked the idea of an existential horror quest

Did you just jot want to write it?

>>39144587
*not

Sorry hand cramped

>>39144587
I assume you meant stuff like the make a Sensei thing? Galge actually has a few behind the scenes rules I'm using to adjudicate things and they prevent you from doing stuff like making a Sensei.

>>39144655
I wonder if people will manage to vote for the main character to stab one of the faceless blobs. I wonder to what extent they are faceless. Maybe stabbing one will simply fail since the main character is unable to interact with them.