"Alright, Murderface, got the stuff you asked for here!" Sayaka announces as she steps over the threshold - her costume vanishing with a burst of static, leaving her in rather casual-looking, specifically a white T-shirt with the bold black slogan 'THE DEVIL LOVES SANTA DESTROY' and form-hugging black spats.

It's to note here that even with her costume dispelled - clearly by the Silent Room's antimagic effects - your Equerry doesn't even break stride in crossing the length of the room, even while loaded down with your heavy-ass chair. The muscles underneath Sayaka's shirt moving and shifting in smooth, oiled concert as she lowers the piece of furniture down in front of you, with the bag of groceries almost carelessly dumped upon the seat. The contents inside rattling and clanking noisily.

"Snacks, pills, booze, stuff to keep you occupied, and chair." Your Equerry smiles in self-satisfaction as she dusts her hands. "Everything you need and everything I could smuggle without alerting the goon squad outside your Silent Room." She looks down at you and frowns, before shaking her head in resignation. "Yeah, okay, I'm not saying you need to get up or anything, Murderface, but the least you could do is say thank--what the hell is that thing?"

You blink at her, before glancing at your doll collection huddled at the far corner of the room, seemingly distancing themselves from the blue-haired Eversor as much as possible. You see one of them, IBARI, tap both her porcelain eyes and shake her head. ...So no, Sayaka can't be talking about them, because she can't see them. Good. Which means--

"I'm talking about that book, Murderface." Sayaka points to the massive tome open on the floor in front of you, the page it's open on already ruined with your own scrawled handwriting and over-enthusiastic diagrams. "...Is that...is that your journal? Didn't you have that small black book that Wendy gave you? What happened to that?...And is that a fucking peacock feather quill?!"

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>>39127821

How do you respond?

[]Tell her the truth. "It's my new journal now. No, I don't know how it got like this either."
[]Ignore her question, and ask her about what's happening outside, as well as the 'goon squad' she was talking about.
[]Ask her how Kyoko's doing. Crack open a bottle of Kong while you do so.

>>39127836
>[]Ask her how Kyoko's doing. Crack open a bottle of Kong while you do so.

>>39127836
>[x]Ask her how Kyoko's doing. Crack open a bottle of Kong while you do so.
>[x]Ask her about what's happening outside, as well as the 'goon squad' she was talking about.

>>39127836
>[x]Ask her how Kyoko's doing. Crack open a bottle of Kong while you do so.
>[x]Ask her about what's happening outside, as well as the 'goon squad' she was talking about.

>>39127836
>[X]Ask her how Kyoko's doing. Crack open a bottle of Kong while you do so.
>[X]Ask her about what's happening outside, as well as the 'goon squad' she was talking about.

>>39127836
[X]Tell her the truth. "It's my new journal now. No, I don't know how it got like this either."

And immediately after

[X]Ask her how Kyoko's doing. Crack open a bottle of Kong while you do so and offer her the bottle.

I think we can safely do both of these.

>>39127836
[]Ask her how Kyoko's doing. Crack open a bottle of Kong while you do so.

>>39127836
>>[X]Ask her how Kyoko's doing. Crack open a bottle of Kong while you do so.

>>39127836
>[x]Ask her how Kyoko's doing. Crack open a bottle of Kong while you do so.
>[x]Ask her about what's happening outside, as well as the 'goon squad' she was talking about.

Don't mind the book, Fishy. You're hallucinating.

>>39127836
>[X]Tell her the truth. "It's my new journal now. No, I don't know how it got like this either."
>[X]Ask her about what's happening outside, as well as the 'goon squad' she was talking about.

>>39127836
I dont think the goon squad is very good at its job, cant even watch a camera enough to slightly panic.
>[]Ask her how Kyoko's doing. Crack open a bottle of Kong while you do so.

>>39127836
>[x]Ask her how Kyoko's doing. Crack open a bottle of Kong while you do so.
Honestly, paper is so unreliable, it's so easy to get wet, burned, or affected by unholy energies. We should keep our notes on an iPad or something.

>>39127836
>[]Ask her how Kyoko's doing. Crack open a bottle of Kong while you do so.

>>39127836
>[x]Tell her the truth. "It's my new journal now. No, I don't know how it got like this either."
>[x]Ask her how Kyoko's doing. Crack open a bottle of Kong while you do so and offer her a measure.
>[x]"Thanks for all this loot you brought in, by the way."

>>39127836
>[x]Ignore her question, and ask her about what's happening outside, as well as the 'goon squad' she was talking about.
the goons are probably those ready to stall us in case we try to bust out, but what else is going on?

>>39127836
>>[x]Tell her the truth. "It's my new journal now. No, I don't know how it got like this either."
>>[x]Ask her how Kyoko's doing. Crack open a bottle of Kong while you do so and offer her a measure.
>>[x]"Thanks for all this loot you brought in, by the way."

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>>39127821
>...Is that...is that your journal?
Of course that would be first thing she'd notice. Doesn't even say a thing about our nice new dress. Even Pinky had more tact.

>>39127811
>"The White Seer will make her move against the Golden One soon...!"

Now, I'm not saying the Clara dolls can be trusted completely, but if Mami had anything to do with Yuma's decision, we may have to deal with Haruka.

Also:
>"The Blood Knight needs to be set free so she can spread her wings, and maybe work off a few pounds to fit into her armor of golden fire!"
>"The Blessed Lady's really pissed, isn't she? She really needs to get laid soon--"

Oh you, Decu.

>>39128028
Haruka going after Mami or Chiaki, it is very likely.

>>39127836
>[X]Tell her the truth. "It's my new journal now. No, I don't know how it got like this either."
>[X]Ask her how Kyoko's doing. Crack open a bottle of Kong while you do so.
>[X]Ask her about what's happening outside, as well as the 'goon squad' she was talking about.

>>39128062
Well yeah, I'm assuming that the White Seer is Haruka. Golden One is Mami in all probability. The question remains why.

I'm guessing that in the interval between Mami's return and Yuma's sacrifice, something went down in the command centre with Mami's involvement.

That or Haruka is just lashing out at convenient targets, although one wonders why not go after Chiaki.

On a second reading,
>armor of golden fire
is somewhat distressing.

>>39128028
Who the fuck is the Blood Knight?

>>39128109
I'm guessing Kyouko, given how the other figures in the Blessed Lady canon are tied to the original five megucas.

>>39128109
Kyoko?

>>39128120
But why lose a few pounds now? She just lost at least a hundred and then some on the last mission.

>>39128109
Sakura Kyoko. It is confirmed

>>39128109
From Decu´s Ask:

What are your characters' boss subtitles (like "Laughing Genocide", etc.)? Hard mode : Do serious ones.
Kharn: The Betrayer,
Kyoko: The Blood Knight, The Death That Comes With Laughter
Sayaka: The First Knight, Kirika's Prodigy, Blueberry, Slaughtermelon
Pinky: The Blessed Lady, The Devourer, The Unmaker, The Goddess of Angels, She Who Thirsts
Chiaki: The Butcher, Murderface, The Shieldmaiden, The Fallen Angel [88]

>>39128161
>That green haired cunt who made salaka witch out: The whore

>>39128175
Isn't green Hitomi?

>>39128179
yup.

>>39128175
Green Mugi? IIRC her meguca weapon (if she contracts / contracted) are spiked gloves (Major Armstrong style).

>>39128161
Midori: The Moeblob, The Dumb Slut, The Ramen-gobbling Oxygen Waster
Wendy: The Americunt, The Zombie Kongophiliac, The Slightly Less Moeblob

>>39127811
>the best time of the day.jpg

>>39128197
>wendy
>Moeblob
>when she will kill the shit out of you and her thought of a good day is going out with murderface and killing the shit out of 1000+ people.

>>39128251
Wendy pls, no one believes the stuff you post on your LiveJournal.

>>39128251
She's a lot more blob than moe.

>>39128197
>Wendy: Dreamer, Checkers, The Knife, Haunted

>>39128251
Moe as fuck yes.

>>39128280
>Wendy: Edgy, The Edge, The Linkin Park, The Black Parade

>>39128272
anon pls

she uses deadjournal

>>39128278
Given her Callidus power is actually reshaping herself rather than just casting illusions the way most of her peers do, she in fact is a bit of a blob.

>>39128300
Attarou, you're rubbing off on your mistress~

>>39128294
>implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-9lMcKWJwo

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>>39128251
>>39128211
>>39128197
>>39128161
>>39128197
>Wendy: Literally Who, Unimportant Sidecharacter
>Midori: MAI ANGEL, The Danger

>>39128330
>Midori
>danger

Maybe if you happen to be a cake-oh

>>39128300
When will you officially announce your progeny with Kharn?

>>39128335
..Who are you again?

>>39128335
>Maybe if you happen to be a cake-oh

MGNQxCupcake Universe confirmed!

>>39128350
Faggot tripfag. Ignore at all costs.

>>39128294
Wendy: That one bitch that that we had to forget because we'd witchout if we ever remembered what a shitty girlfriend she was

>>39128330
Dan, your ability to remain tolerable, likable even, despite your terrible taste is just baffling...

>>39128365
But I don't like him because his taste is so abysmal.

>>39128358
No, this is a tripfag.

Or are you blind?

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Enough of this nonsense!

Post blondes!

>>39128365

Dan is the single glimmer of hope left in this quest with how shit it's gotten

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>>39128391
I can get behind that

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>>39128365
Im not Dan.
I wish I was though.
Your taste in Waifus still is literal shit. Commit Sudoku before your shittaste spreads.

>>39128400
Why Dan, of all the people? He's one of the faggot Midorifags.

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>>39128391
A version of Haruka

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>>39128391
Oh, here's one I haven't posted in every other lewdpost ever.
I should check Danbooru more often for postable lewds.

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>>39128391

Look at all this blondes and appear before us, Decu, our lewd lord!

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>>39128391
Speaking of blondes, I just put something together.
Nero (Warmaster of XIVth) usually wears this kinda lewd outfit, with transparent front, showing off her underwear for everyone to see.
Back in Kharn's Flashback, the opening scene was Kharn waking up after a night with Nero and "claiming the trophy" from her.

Decu is tot.

>>39128560

Now he's too distracted to reply. Good job everyone.

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>>39128563
Jue, it's true! But I suppose she has more, being Warmaster and all

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>>39128563
>posting lewd

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>>39128571
All in a day's work!

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>>39128391
Superior blonde post coming through

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NYAN NYAN

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>>39128566
>>39128571
>>39128587
Ah, Decus, or some say Decusm. Do you hear our prayers?

>>39128547
The post said cute blondes, not goddesses of sunshine..

>>39128622
NYAN NYAN

>>39127836
>[x] Akasheishshshsk can't spell that shit realm or something. I got wings and a slut dress, the journal got Metal.

>>39128563
Its a swimsuit actually.

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>>39128642
NIHAO NYAN
captcha:My men

>>39128330
>Kharn: "listen to me you adorable little shit!"
topkek

>>39128642
>>39128659
Deculture Gorgeous Delicious!

>>39128659
GORGEOUS

>>39128651
Nice work Hat.

>>39128651
Pfffffff!

>>39128651
This bitch be tripping

>>39128566
no, that only works with Gobble.

>>39128651
jesus christ no

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>>39128651
Based Hatchan providing us with more HNNNGGGHHH-!

>>39128651
>last panel
>can't unsee duckface
Hat, pls don't.
Otherwise great job, confident / smooth Midori is a go.

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>>39128625
Posting cute and you can't stop me.

>>39128651
Damn, that was painful even for you Hat.

>>39128672

DELICIOUS

>>39128651
Great job!

>>39128651
>more Midorishit
Please no.

>>39128729
PANCAKES

>>39128752
Darkcake

>>39128752
YE—NO DAMMIT

>>39128749
>more waifu wars head-bashing.
Please no. Seriously. It's getting annoying.

>>39128766
There would be no waifu wars if there were no waifushit or waifus.
REMOVE MIDORI AND WENDY remove midori and wendy

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Don't remember if I posted this before I left or not, but here it is again, just in case

>>39128776
REMOVE INCUBATOR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZtNx6GqqEg

>>39128776
No bully. Waifuism is religion of peace!

>>39127865 >>39127874 >>39127881

You ignore her question about your journal. What the hell are you going to tell her, anyway? That when you asked your invisible doll collection to fetch it for you, they instead summoned this huge horned skull boss to claw its way out of hell and personally deliver it to you? And while a fucking metal orchestra is booming in the background?

So instead of giving voice to THAT madness, you finish writing down what you've learned so far, before clapping the spiked tome closed. The heavy volume covered by shifting god-runes and symbols of outer gods disappearing with a brief flash of black flame, along with your quill and inkpot.

"...Updated my journal," you murmur under your breath, before pulling yourself up to your feet and making a beeline for the supplies Sayaka brought in. Patting your ass free of dust as you do so.

"Murderface...?" Sayaka tries again, clearly and utterly confused at this sudden silence of yours. Watching you rummage through the grocery bag with clear wariness in her eyes. "Murderface, come on, you're freaking me out. What the hell was that book? It looked like it had, like, dried human skin for the leather cover, and--!"

"How's Kyoko doing?" You cut her off as you pull out one of the heavy clinkers from the bag - abottle of Kong, with its signature four-cornered style and its simplistic label with a roaring gorilla's maw on the front. A sigh escapes your lips - it feels like an age since you saw one of these - and you twist off the cap with your teeth and spit it across the room before taking a long, healthy swig.

Ahh. That's the stuff.

"Kyoko?" It takes a moment for your Equerry to answer, clearly still a bit wrong-footed at your taking charge of the situation. "W-well, she's doing alright. Responding well to full regeneration as far as I heard, which means we don't have to worry about body desynchronization or anything like that. With luck she'll probably be able to visit you tomorrow."

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>>39128799
And Christianity is also a religion of peace.

>>39128795
Neat!

Bible Black school uniform when?

>>39128799
In my experience here, it is exactly the contrary

>>39128802

She frowns as you take another swig, longer and deeper than the last. "Hey, uh, Murderface, you wanna take it easy on that...?"

You shake your head as you swish the whisky around your mouth before swallowing it, relishing the burn of the strong, cheap alcohol, before thrusting the bottle at her direction. Sayaka blinks at this, before slowly taking it from your hands, her eyes riveted to the bottle's rim. Lifting it up to her lips after a brief glance at your direction - her cheeks reddening slightly - and then tipping it back for a swig of her own. Coughing and sputtering as she lowers it again, a sure sign of a lightweight. She must have seen the amusement in your eyes, though, as she frowns at you before taking another sip.

That's good about Kyoko, then. Confirms what Kyuubey told you. You feel a bit more relieved for your best friend. Sayaka nods and holds out the bottle of Kong back to you, which you gladly take.

"Yeah, me too. Not sure if you know about it since you haven't really gone through it yet, but there's a lot that can go wrong with a full-body regeneration." The blue-haired Eversor shakes her head. "Sometimes the Magical Girl inside the Soul Gem's so used to her former body that when you put her in her new body, she can't help but feel that it's not her body at all. She knows it is, but she can't stop feeling it. It's like a whole-body phantom pain thing, and can really set off some nasty mental stuff."

A sigh escapes her lips. "And then there're stuff like mutations and such, where the machines doing the regenerating accidentally fuck up with the full-body regen and just do crazy stuff with her genetic makeup. Which, again, can do a number on the Magical Girl trying to acclimatize to having a body again."

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>>39128795

And here's the complete costume sheet so far.

One more costume to go to wrap up the first costume sheet.

>>39128802
>"...Updated my journal,"
every time

Makes me wonder if at final confrontation it Transcendent One there will be an option to just talk her down.

>>39128815

...Well, you're sure that's not going to happen to Kyoko. Kyuubey did say he was sparing no expense to get your best friend back up on her feet. You take another swig again, a bit shallower this time, and pass the bottle once more to Sayaka. Asking her now about what's been happening outside, as well as the Goon Squad she was talking about.

"Outside? Not much is actually happening, really." Your Equerry obliges you with another swig of her own, her cheeks reddening more and more with every gulp. "The rumor mill's pretty quiet, or at least quiet enough that I can't catch what it's saying. Kyuubey seems pretty relaxed about the situation too, although I hear Mami's gearing up to visit the First or something. After she recovers from the op, anyway."

...The First? That's...why would she visit the First?

"Not sure, but I'd wager Kyuubey wants her to synch up with Vintage, see what kind of information she can get for your situation." A pause. "Oh, and I think Kharn's being called over to check up on you too. See if you need to get another procedure or something."

Kharn? Now your eyes are wide behind your glasses. Kharn, from Siberia? Kharn the Betrayer? She's coming HERE?

"Exactly my fucking reaction, Murderface. Now that's something everyone is just looking forward to. Even the newbies are looking forward to seeing the freakin' Betrayer, hoping that she isn't really married." Sayaka takes another swig again. "Un-fucking-believable."

...Christ. That's...well.

Anyway, about the goon squad she was talking about...?

"Oh, that's what we usually call the squad of Eversors that're supposed to guard a Silent Room. Kind of a derogatory term, since we believe that guard duty's more of a Vindicare thing. No offense, Warmaster." Sayaka grins at you. "Anyway, you won't believe which squad Kyuubey asked me to station outside your door."

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>>39128805
I am a live-and-let-live person. Supporting any waifu you want is okay as long as you don't go full retard bashing on others.

>>39128830


Oh? Which squad, then?

"Heartcatch Squad," Your Equerry laughs. "And Christ, is Kurumi Erika practically foaming at the mouth for you to try anything. She wants to get you back for her fucking leg!"

Well. That's...interesting.

How do you react?

>>39128842
Well she can fuckin try. I'm not going down easily.

>>39128830
>"Even the newbies are looking forward to seeing the freakin' Betrayer, hoping that she isn't really married." Sayaka takes another swig again. "Un-fucking-believable."

I wonder how they'll react to seeing preggers Kharn.

>>39128842
[X]Ask why that Heartcatch has such a pushover leader.

>>39128842
"She could try? I mean thats not gonna do her Squad much good but she can try?"
seriously why stick a squad a newbies to deal with the warmaster if she gets uppity?
i'm kind of convinced even in the silent room we could summon a golden weapon and kick their asses if we really wanted too.

>>39128842
"If she's caught on losing her leg, then she didn't learn why she lost it in the fist place."

>>39128842
>[x]"Usually when I shoot their kneecaps out they fall in love with me. Maybe I need to try again, just to make sure."

>>39128842
>The idea of guarding me is not to make me want to escape, I could really do with a bit of kneecapping stress relief.

>>39128842
"I should have treated her better. It's not the Murderface Experience unless I shoot out BOTH kneecaps."

>>39128842

Tell her she going to lose the other if she doesn't cut this shit out.

>>39128830
>Kharn is returning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0j0lO7uQBo>>39128842
>>39128842
>How do you react?
"As far as I care, she can try to get back on me whenever she wants. No need for her to wait on me to do anything.

That said, I don't guarantee she won't lose her leg again if she tries."

>>39128842
>She can try. I didn't know she has so low appreciation about her kneecaps
Kharn coming here. Mami goes to the moon. Anyone else thinking that a full-officio purge is happening soon?

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>>39128842
>[x] Sounds like Erika just needs to blow off steam. You know what's really good for blowing off steam? Sparring with Sayaka.

>>39128842
>"She could try? I mean thats not gonna do her Squad much good but she can try?"

>>39128842
>How do you react?
"Hope the distractions you brought me work, if I get bored here I might start thinking of pulling some prank at her."
...
"How's Midori?"
...
"And Wendy?"

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>>39128904
Oh shi—

>>39128842
Jeez, Kubes really does trust us if all he's putting between us and escape is a rookie squad.

Remember to mumble "indirect kiss" sotto-voce when Sayaka leaves.

>>39128842
Laugh. That chick would lose BOTH legs, or more, if we actually tried to escape. It's funny to imagine her impotent rage.

>>39128904
good luck with that.
if some officio tried to purge us we could simply leave the silent room and purge whatever the hell officio appears with just us and kharn, let alone the fact he have our equarry and Kyoko is gonna be up soon.

>>39128842
Literally who?

also
>Mumi going to first
This is where we get betrayed. Make a note in the journal: prep an escape route.

>>39128842
"She could try? I mean that's not gonna do her Squad much good but she can try?"

Oh fuck yes, I'd love to see her try.

>>39128922
Agreed.

>>39128842
>[x] Laugh. Ask what Heartcatch did to piss off Coobs' if he's making them do this. Or is he actually still ruffled by past transgressions? That wouldn't be much like him.

>>39128930

So you're saying we should shoot all her limbs off [s]just to see what happens[/s] as disciplinary measure?

>>39128842
sounds like she didn't learn her lesson, I'll make sure to get both legs next time

>>39128949
the newbies who got pissed off at us and we kneecapped their leader who got uppity.
clearly they want back on the ride.

>>39128842

Laugh. Ahahahaha.

>>39128842
>>39128879
Doubling this.
We haven't had a good kneecap in a while.

>>39128949
>Literally who?

The rookie squad that we inaugurated by shooting the leader in the kneecap for talking shit to a superior asshole.

>>39128842
>[X]"She could try? I mean thats not gonna do her Squad much good but she can try?"

>>39128335
>>39128842
[X] Really? Them? Am I really so noodly that they won't send a real squad?

>>39128842

Laugh and ask how they responded to their Black Letter Duty.

I really really wanna hear about that.

>>39128922
>Remember to mumble "indirect kiss" sotto-voce when Sayaka leaves.
oh why the hell not, seconded

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>>39128842
>[x] Pull out the bloody ink&quill
>[x] Grab a piece of paper
>[x] Draw a dickbutt, fold the paper in half
>[x] Ask Sayaka to hand it to Erika on the way out.

>>39128980
Wasn't the leader, it was the squad's resident bitch.

>>39128922
Thirded for the lewd whisper.

>>39128842
Sit tight, don't do anything too threatening, and ask them if they noticed anything weird happening in the cell from the video feed. There were sirens blaring, after all.

>>39128958
IF we escape. Which we currently have no reason to. Shooting her just because it's funny would be rather unprofessional, no?

>>39129015

We should really just shoot them all to be on the safe side.

>>39129014
>and then order your dolls to kick her in the crotch
Yes.

>>39128922
>>39128996
Thirded.

>>39129014
Heh heh, lewl

>>39129023
>Shooting her just because it's funny would be rather unprofessional, no?

Yes, and…?

>>39128842
this

>>39128922

>>39129023
>implying they wouldn't try to stop us because lol newbies and the fact their bitch leader doesn't like us.
>implying that wouldn't justify a spawning the Golden Deagle and kneecapping the bitch as we walk through.

>>39128842
Oh hell, >>39129014 this is too good to pass up.
>>39129027
Nah, we only need to shoot the bitch. The rest of the squad at least knows not to badmouth the warmaster to her face in her own office.

>Captcha: ruree
Shoot her twice, she's Ruri in disguise.

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>>39128842
>[X]Have dolls fetch you a high caliber, high exhaust velocity firing arm
>[X]Tell Sayaka to stay aside
>[X]Kneecap Leader McBitchtits through several layers of half meter thick steel

>>39129056
this wasn't really a vote, more of a brainstorming

Wait, maybe it's ACTUALLY a real squad and they're disguised? Or maybe Sayaka is lying.
MAXIMUM SHADOWRUNS

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>>39129014

>>39129069
i don't have a brainstorming sign

>>39129065

…tempting.

Can't we just have the Clara dolls put sticky notes that say "shoot me!" on her back?

>>39129073
good idea just in case, but we also need to take the alternative that we really are gonna get purged hardcore and koobs will need us to get on out for when we need to defend the place.
reminder mami is a traitorous bitch.

Vote's already over, but as a gag answer,
>"About where is she standing? Do you think I could shoot her kneecap through the wall if I use the golden Deagle?"

>>39129039
We are trying to get subordinates to respect us, not fear random outburst, last I remember.

>>39129044
Of course they would try to stop us, that's what they are there for. And if they pull anything after we get out with permission once this bullshit is over with, we can still shoot to "defend ourself". I never said shooting them was a bad idea in general, just not without a good reason.

>>39129065
>nobody has any damn clue where the gun came from.
>"Every time we take all her guns she suddenly has more, what the hell?"

>>39128842
[x]"I clearly went too easy on her, then. She didn't learn her lesson. It matters not. None of them would be an actual threat if I chose to walk out of here. "
[x]Hairflick

>>39129089
This guy gets it.

>>39129073
Also QB said squads, not squad. The newbies are just a speedbump we would encounter first. Our real wardens are probably veterans.

>>39129014
>dickbutt drawn by arcane quill in bloody ink on a list from diabolical tome
>serious risk of san loss from looking at it

>>39129119
Hairflick doesn't really work with short hair. Shame we had to go and cut it all off. RIP hairflicks.

>>39129014
Can we draw the dickbutt as having its knees blown off?

>>39129146
Cant we just regrow it? dont we have bullshit Homucifer powers at the moment?

>>39129161
Are you suggesting we try going super saiyan to lengthen our hair?

>>39129172
He wasnt but I am

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>>39129152
BisonYes.gif

>>39129172
I suppose we actually can, but we don't control our powers yet

>>39129188
hi

>>39129172
We have a Goddess powers at the moment, how hard can it be to regrow hair?

>>39129200
>how hard can it be to regrow hair?

How much SAN loss do you want?

>>39129014
I support this.

With a bit of luck, she will become a witch and we'll have an actual reason to kneecap her.

>>39129200
>>39129208
>hair
>hair EVERYWHERE
>everyone makes Platypus jokes at fluffy Chiaki
Total SAN loss.

>>39129172
>Be guarding silent rooms
>Warmaste was brought in earlier
>faggot of a squad leader realy wants the bitch to fall down a flight of stairs
>Suddenly screaming from the silent room
>but not like normal screaming
>Goes on for like five episodes with no break
>Door to warmaster's cell breaks open
>Warmaster pokes her head out
>She is now blonde, surrounded by energy, and her hair is defying gravity
>Then the betrayer step out of the elevator and sees her
>myKneeCapsAreInOrbit.jpeg

>>39129218
we need to go hairier
>chewbacca meguca

>>39129197

or DO WE?

DUN DUN DUN

YOU CANT FOOL ME YOU SKELETON YOU

>>39129014
>"Why is it red?"
>"She had no ink, so she used her own blood."
>"Oh."

The rumor mill's gears start churning.

>>39129235
>"i swear i've seen this in the Miracle Midori series at some point."

>>39129172
>>39129161
>>39129146
It still works with short hair.

Do you even hairstylist?

>>39129235
>Hell, you're doing it enough that it's even working on the Incubator itself, something that has never happened before and frankly would have made you grin if you weren't too fucking pure of heart to.

>You're making him kek. You're actually making an Incubator kek.

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>>39129257
>our face when

>>39129257
>"Like period blood or..."

>>39129285
>"The blood of her fallen enemies. And souls, or some bullshit."

>>39129271
Its just not the same anon, I have tried!

Hey, alt names for homucifer anyone? I mean every other version of Chiaki has gotten a nickname so why not her?

>>39129303
The Fucking Metal Fragment.

>>39129303
Ai Yo

>>39129303
HomuTallica

>>39129303
Painkiller
Doomrider
Metaller Than Thou
Eversor Ain't Got Shit On Me
I Love Cocaine

>>39129319
I was thinking something more demeaning.
Like Maximum Overdildo.

After Sayaka leaves, I think we should try to get our old journal back. This new one is metal and all, but kind of impractical.
And a ballpoint pen is much easier to use than a quill pen.

>>39129303
The Ever Virgin

>>39129303
She Who Needs To Get Laid

>>39129303
Featherslut

>>39129337
i personally like the idea of every time our journal shows up it scares the shit out of everybody nearby.
also nobody has any clue how in the shit it gets more horrifying every time someone sees it.

Goddamn people, if you all think Homucifer is the shit, why did we turn down her deal?

>>39129337
I wanna keep it just to mess with people.
Same reason why we should have fucked Ruri. It would be extremely disturbing to see.

>>39129356
/tg/'s decision making skills are… impressive.

>>39129356
because we don't like being anybodies pet bitch.
also i'm still for the madoka end even though the chances for that suck shit.

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>>39129303
Turbovirgin.

>>39129378
>...
Fuck off

>>39129356
Because she never put a whole chorus of metal to convince us!

>>39129382
>>39129343
Okay I like these.
Anyone else?

>>39129392
That's a bit much, don't you think?

>>39129394
That would have made her argument more convincing yes, hell Madoka did it and we ate that up like it was pancakes.

>>39129353
>>39129359
Except that we need to keep the whole "became the living reincarnation of the Devil Herself so that we don't get all one thousand girls under our command killed" hidden, and a tome of a journal wrapped in human skin isn't going to help with that.

>>39129303
She who has the fashion sense of an orphan in tatters.

>>39129443
Less regal, more disrespect.

>>39129437
Kharn had her skull throne and no one ever said anything! why cant we have nice things?!

>>39129443
Juejuejue

>>39129459
>why cant we have nice things?!
Because we make stupid decisions that threaten all that we hold dear, and end up doing as our antagonists want, instead of just seducing every single Magical Girl we come across.

We could have just become another Kharn and people wouldn't bat an eye at our new journal, but no, people had to hand over our Soulgem and get turned into the Devil instead.

>>39129459
Kharn was fucking the entire officio

>>39129509

*fucking ALL the officios

>>39129509
Except for Mami and Malal and Murderface.

>>39129437
two thousand*

>>39129509
Very nearly the entire Officio.

>>39129459
>why cant we have nice things?!
Homucifer already explained this one. Because fuck you, that's why!

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Nyan nyan?

>>39129576
Nyan nyan.

>>39129590
Nihao NYAN

>>39129600
Gorgeous!

>>39129620
Delicious!

>>39129620
Delicious!

>>39129634
Deculture!

>>39129634
ONE JOB

>>39129634
>>39129635
well you both fucked it, good job assholes

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>>39129651
Time for plan B: Post blondes!

Summoning ritual botched, roll for perils of the warp.

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>39129714
Rollan

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>39129714

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>>39129702
I found this. It is valid?

It hasn't even been an hour yet and we're busting out the summoning rituals?

God damn, be patient and don't rush the man.

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>39129745
...This was my first time using the roll function on /tg/....

>>39129745
You land in an alternate dimension where there is no such thing as lewd.

>>39129774

TZEEEEEENTCH

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>>39129723

19: double summon

You know summon the entity you wanted, but instead of hands and feet, it now has additional upper torsos complete with more functional arms and heads and legs.

>>39129745

Your waifu tastes are inverted and you will argue endlessly about anything that may disparage your waifu's reputation.

>>39129765

Pass go, collect a blonde.

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>39129714
...

>>39129803
I didn't even get Perils, mang, 19 is Psychic Phenomena.

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>39129714
Rollan.

>>39129803
So we get more Decus to write?

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>39129714
Well, shit.

>>39129852
Only if they can agree on what to write.

>>39129852
No, now we just get twice as much lewd art of Wendy, and a couple pics of him double teaming Wendy with himself.

>>39129957
...Acceptable

>>39129957
Praise the warp!

nyan nyan

>>39129957
>Wendy
>with a man
That's rape, anon

>>39129957
Which one ?

>>39129996
>Not knowing real Wendy is his waifu and that he uses the MGNQ character as a stand in for her in his art.

>>39130018
>Thinking Wendy is his waifu

>>39130050
Well whose waifu would she be if not his? Midori's?

>>39129991

nayn nayn

>>39130062
suffering

>>39130062
no one's though Midori x Wendy is best ship
Also, in case you hadn't been paying attention, Nero is Decu's waifu

>>39130050
Well Wendy WAS his waifu before Dan came into the picture.

>>39130067
nihao nyan

>>39130050
>>39130018
Decu is WENDY'S waifu, you weirdos.

>>39130106
creepy yandere Midori is Wendy's waifu

>>39130101
Wait, so now Dan is Decu's waifu ?
I'm even more lost now, what happened during theses threads ?

>>39130067
>>39130103
FFS. If you can't get it right, go watch Macross Frontier again.

>>39130062
Dan is Decu's waifu. Or vice versa.
She's stuck with the writefags like Midori and Archival.

>>39128957 >>39128879 >>39128881 >>39128922 >>39128992

Despite your situation, you can't help but chuckle at the idea of Kurumi Erika still being salty with you for shooting her one of her kneecaps out - so salty that she's itching for you to try anything to get you back for it. It's more amusing than the idea of a newbie squad of Eversors guarding your fucking Silent Room. Not that you're one to toot your own horn - you have other people to do that for you, tee hee - but have they forgotten what you did to three whole squads of Eversors that one time? You could probably blow her other kneecap from here, through the fucking Silent Room's walls. Sayaka just needs to give you her relative location and you'd do it in a heartbeat. BLAM. One squealing Eversor on the floor without her other kneecap, squealing like a stuck pig.

Sayaka grins wryly at you as she passes you your bottle back, the amber liquid sloshing inside now reduced to half its original quantity. "Alright, alright, don't get carried away, Murderface. Yeah, no one's forgotten about THAT, but you know how it is with new recruits, right? All of 'em with fire in their stomachs, looking to prove themselves by breaking Officio records and challenging their freakin' squad leaders to honor duels. Most of the time it ends up badly, but other times..." She shrugs. "...they'll surprise you."

You smirk as you make to drain the bottle of Kong completely in one deep swig. Exhaling hotly as you feel the warmth settle in your stomach. Is she actually fucking saying that Heartcatch Squad can take you out, here?

Sayaka shakes her head. "Honestly? No. Probably a snowball's chance in hell, really." It's here that she actually SNATCHES the bottle of Kong from you. "But with Heartcatch Squad under new management, well...anything can happen, you know?"

[1/2]

>>39130151
>Not that you're one to toot your own horn - you have other people to do that for you, tee hee
Oh wow we're still making not-asia QM jokes?
Wasn't it "trombone", not "horn"?

>>39130151

Huh? So Heartcatch Squad has a new leader, then? Who?

"Ecstasy Darks. Remember her?" Sayaka rakes a hand through her hair for emphasis, before completely draining the bottle of Kong empty. Her cheeks as red as they could ever be. "One with the bob cut? Hanasaki Tsubomi went ahead and gave her Squad Leadership after what happened. Told her she didn't need to do that kind of thing, since they were already disciplined and all, but she was adamant to step down and learn how to be a good squad member first before being a leader again. As you can probably predict, Kurumi was fucking livid. Nearly had to make her spend a night or two in a Silent Room myself."

Heh. Sounds like her, alright. But how's Darks, then, as a leader? You had an inkling she'd be good for command, from what little you saw of her.

"Doing pretty good. Good enough that I can't really predict what'll happen if she was leading a squad of Eversors trying to take you down, Murderface." Sayaka chuckles. "And no, I'm not overselling them or anything. They ARE that good, they just don't look it or act like it too much. So just, you know, try not to do anything stupid. I don't want this gig to be permanent." Your Equerry then groans, her voice ripe with misery and suffering. "Acting Fucking Warmaster. Chriiiist."

Hah. Well, you'll try...

"Good."

...not to get caught.

"...Aw, fuck you, Murderface." The both of you glare at each other, before breaking out in low chuckles. Sharing the burn of the whiskey in the cold of the Silent Room, and enjoying the buzz of the alcohol together.

...Say. How'd they react with the penance duty you had them saddled with, anyway? You've always wanted to know.

[2/3]

>>39130151
>"But with Heartcatch Squad under new management, well...anything can happen, you know?"
Oh thank fuck, she's not in charge anymore. Heartcatch's odds of surviving to the end of the quest went up 300%

>>39130185

At this, Sayaka gives you a sour look. "How do YOU react when you have to go around the city telling folk that their daughter's dead?" She shakes her head. "The entire group took it really hard. Myoudouin and Hanasaki both, from what they reported. Hanasaki passed out after the fifth envelope because she was crying way too fucking much, and Myoudouin had to be dragged from house to house because she wouldn't stop begging the parents for forgiveness. Tsukikage ad Darks did well enough, though."

Heh. Well. Hopefully that made them learn their lesson, then. Besides Erika, at least.

"You fuckin' traumatized them, that's what you did." Sayaka laughs. "But I personally think it was a good thing to do. Hardened them up a bit, and sometimes that's all you can hope for.

Yeah. Sounds like it.

It's here, then, that Sayaka sees the bottle in her hand. Blinking at its complete and utter lack of the delicious amber liquid. "H-hey, did I just fucking drink this entire thing with you, Murderface? Because that's...uh, kinda really fucked up.."

Another shake of her head, and she unsteadily places the empty bottle on the floor, beside your chair. "Yeah, okay, I think I've had enough. Need to go back watching over Kyoko." She lets out a yawn. "Anything else you want, Murderface? Just tell me whatever you need and I'll try to get it in here. Not right now, though, probably tomorrow."

How do you respond?
[]How's Wendy and Midori?
[]How's everyone dealing with Yuma?
[]Dismiss her for now. Remind her of the indirect kiss as she leaves.

>>39130196
300% of zero is still zero.

>>39130204
[X]Dismiss her for now. Remind her of the indirect kiss as she leaves.

>>39130204
>[x]How's everyone dealing with Yuma?

Remember, oh brothers, she who did nothing wrong.

>>39130204
>[X]How's Wendy and Midori?
>[X]How's everyone dealing with Yuma?
These are most important. Let's not fuck with Sayaka at -every- opportunity.

>>39130204
>[]How's Wendy and Midori?

>>39130204
[X] How are YOU sayaka?

>>39130204
>[X]How's Wendy and Midori?
>[X]How's everyone dealing with Yuma?
>[X]Dismiss her for now. Remind her of the indirect kiss as she leaves.

>>39130204
>[X]How's everyone dealing with Yuma?
>[X]Remind her of the indirect kiss as she leaves.

>>39130204
>[X]How's Wendy and Midori?

>>39130204
>[]Other
Yea I could do with a hug.
>[]Dismiss her for now. Remind her of the indirect kiss as she leaves.

>>39130204
>[X]How's Wendy and Midori?

>>39130204
>[X]How's Wendy and Midori?
>[X]How's everyone dealing with Yuma?

>>39130204
>[]How's everyone dealing with Yuma?
>[]Dismiss her for now. Remind her of the indirect kiss as she leaves.

>>39130204
>[x]How's Wendy and Midori?
>[x]How's everyone dealing with Yuma?

>>39130212
I know.

>>39130204
> Yuma

Make our own sadness clear.

>>39130204
>[X]How's everyone dealing with Yuma?
>[X]How's Wendy and Midori?

[X]Indirect kiss.

>>39130204
>[x] Rattle one of the pill bottles. If she's going to drain a bottle of Kong, she may as well finish the job with some pills. Hell, we'll even help her hike her panties up a little higher and lend her our glasses so she can really feel like the warmaster.

>>39130212
No need to be that harsh. 300% of 1% is 3%.

>>39130204
>[X]How's everyone dealing with Yuma?

>>39130204
>[x]Dismiss her for now. Remind her of the indirect kiss as she leaves.
She's got important acting warmaster work to be doing. Actually, if Mami's gone, then there's probably a ton of paperwork piling up right now. Ask her about that before dismissing her.

>>39130204
>[X]How's Wendy and Midori?
>[X]How's everyone dealing with Yuma?

>>39130268
We don't want to traumatize her for life.

Yet.

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>39130204
>[X]How's Wendy and Midori?
>[X]How's everyone dealing with Yuma?
>[X]Dismiss her for now. Remind her of the indirect kiss as she leaves.

>>39130173
It was trombone

>>39130299
FUCK WHY IS THIS EXTENSION AUTOFILLING

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>>39130204
>[x]How's everyone dealing with Yuma?

>>39130204
>[X]How's everyone dealing with Yuma?
>[X]Dismiss her for now. Remind her of the indirect kiss as she leaves.

>>39130204
>"Anything else you want, Murderface?"
>[X]You.
This is our only chance of a Sayaka route, you guys. We HAVE to take it!

>>39130204
>[x]Tell her that mini-blueberry bitch is free to come in and dance if she wants to

>>39130364
Sayaka a shit

>>39130400
That doesn't matter. We MUST take this because this is our only chance. We get plenty of other opportunities with everyone else, even fucking TTO. Not with Sayaka.

>>39130400
>abs
>ever bad
Please go and stay go

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>>39130438
Lick Sayaka's armpits.
Fondle Midori's growths.
Get bullied by Mami's dick.
Tickle Kyouko.
Touch Chiaki's scars.
Steal Wendy's scarf.

>>39130422
>>39130430

Do you really want to steal Kyouko's girlfriend?

>>39130480
Share, don't steal.

>>39130470
Who's doing all this? Kharn?

>>39130494
Kyubey

>>39130494
NECO

>>39130470
>not "drink wendy's tears"
>not "finger kyouko's fangs"

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>>39130050
>>39130018
>Even needing Wendy when he has a harem of writefags who oil up and massage his HUEG

>>39130524
Kharn and NECO birthing special quest when