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“NO BUTTS!” Sammy roars. “I'M BORED AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!” The volume that tiny frame can produce never ceases to amaze you. She latches onto Willie's wrist and hauls her bodily out of the room, leaving you to chase the corgis out after them and close the door. You've got to break into a limp (why did you hand your damn cane to Zuikaku, again?) to catch up with them, reaching the dorm's side-exit just as the door's swinging shut. You emerge to find Willie trying to put the brakes on as the smaller girl doggedly drags her across the grassy yard, Willie's heels digging into the turf.
“Sammy, pleaaaase!” Willie wails. “I'm really not good at this-”

“You'll do fine!” Sammy exclaims. “How hard can it be, you just press a button and it goes SHOOF and SPLUSH and awayshegoes!”

“Y-you don't understand,” Willie wails. “The last time I launched a t-t-t-orpedo I almost killed the p-p-president!”

“So what? He's a n-”

“NO!” Willie replies. “N-not that one, I a-almost sank Iowa!”

“Whatever, it takes more than one torpedo to sink a battleship,” Sammy says with a shrug. “She could've walked it off.”

“NO!” Willie screams, forcibly wrenching her hand out of Sammy's grip. She's shaking badly enough to be visible from a distance as you labor to catch up; her frame already beginning to curl into that half-crouch she spends half her time in, as if trying to avoid being seen entirely. “I m-m-messed up s-so bad they a-arrested m-my whole crew after that. I c-can't be trusted with torpedoes. I'm d-dangerous!” She sniffs and wipes one rumpled sleeve across her eyes.

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>>39120300
Way to jump ship, planefag.

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This finally gives Sammy pause. She looks up at the taller girl, eyes narrowed and arms crossed... but after a minute her expression softens. Sans scowl, Sammy's plain cute; red pigtails and freckles an irresistible combination. She reaches up and pats Willie's shoulder gently. “Aww, it's not that bad, y'know. Everyone messes up sometimes.”

“N-not like I d-do,” Willie says, pressing her hands against her face. “I'm a j-joke...”

“Aww, sure they do,” Sammy says. “Lots of ships have.” She throws her head back and laughs, a happy, bright giggle that belongs on a playground, not a naval base. “No matter how bad you fuck up a torpedo shot, at least you're not Mogami!”

“WHO SAID THAT!?” a voice bellows from behind the low wall that separates the dorm yard from the sidewalk. You curse under your breath and redouble your limp, hoping to reach them before some poor IJN ship sticks her hand in the loaded bear-trap that is Sammy.

You don't make it, because a girl comes bashing through the flimsy aluminum gate, looking around furiously. Her short, boyish hair flies about her face as her head swivels around, searching – before locking onto the tallest target available; Willie. She stomps into the yard, her round, feminine cheeks already puffing out into a pretty impressive pout as she bears down on Willie. The Fletcher-class destroyer is shaking so hard that she can't even retreat properly; just shuffle backwards before the bigger, stronger ship.

>>39120300
>“So what? He's a n-”

>>39120341

...dammit sammieeeee

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>>39120300
>“So what? He's a n-”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0ZRAmz-NWM

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“You!” boy-cut demands. She pokes Willie in the chest, and the poor girl nearly topples. “Who the heck are you, huh!?”

Willie emits a series of strangled sounds that can't even qualify as stuttering; just flummoxed, confused terror.

“That hurt my feelings!” she says bluntly, planting her hands on her hips as she leans over the DD. “They can't even prove it was my spread. Sunda Strait was confusing, you know?”

“Y-y-you-”

“Yes,” the girl snaps at Willie. “Me. Mogami.” She crosses her arms and looks off into space, her pout growing ever more pronounced. “You Americans don't understand how tough night battle is, because you never do it. Besides, we won the battle anyway!”

“Sure did!” Sammy says brightly, counting off on her fingers: “One torpedo spread, two enemy cruisers, seven vessels sunk – totally sweet kill ratio, right?”

“We refloated two of them!”

“Two for three!” Sammy returns with a big grin. “At least you're fair!”

Mogami's arms snap rigid at her sides, her fists getting tighter as her face flushes red. “WHY YOU-”

>>39120341
CAT FIGHT

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>>39120300
>don't shoot, we're republicans

>>39120300
Wee Willie. Do you not remember your time once you got to the fuckng pacific? Buck sailor. You got a fucking jarhead to teach

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>>39120373
>>39120341

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>>39120373
IT KEEPS HAPPENING

You know, I know Sammie is basically a marine in adorable girl package, but I'm really expecting (and kind of hoping) she talks shit to the wrong person and gets blasted for it. I mean sure she faced off things way bigger than her, but she's still a DE.

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“Mogami!” a new voice cries from the gate. You gasp with relief and pause, wiping sweat from your eyes – your leg is *screaming*. You belatedly remember you didn't take any painkillers this morning; since you slept in a chair in the hospital. Did you pop any when you visited your room? Not enough, not nearly enough. But thank god, help has arrived faster than you could. You get your eyes to focus just as the new girl comes up behind Mogami and places a hand on her shoulder. She's quite lovely; a pretty face framed by long, flowing dark hair. Her head seems decorated with some kind of antenna array; radial supports ringed with thin wire aerials; like a wire-frame halo. “Mogami, everyone made mistakes. We've all got a second chance now!”

“Thanks, mom,” Sammy says dourly.

“Hmm- oh!” the new girl says with surprise. She leans over a little as she beams at Sammy. “You must be new. Are you a destroyer?”

“Destroyer escort,” Sammy boasts, puffing out her chest.

The Japanese ship claps a hand over her mouth. “Oh my god, Mogami, isn't she cute?”

Mogami gazes down at the freckle-faced, pigtailed redhead, and you feel your heart soar with elation as her severe pout slips clean off her face. “Mmmmm,” she murmurs noncommittally, a faint blush coloring her cheeks. “Sokay.”

>>39120425
GOD DAMN JAPS ARE EVERYWHERE IT'S LIKE WE'RE IN JAPAN OR SOMETHING, FUCK

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>>39120441
“I'm sorry about Mogami,” the new girl apologies. “She tries really hard, and just wants people to praise her for it-”

“I do no-”

“And she's very shy-”

“I am not!” Mogami objects, turning redder by the moment.

“So, can we be friends?” asks antenna-girl. She leans over even further, cocking her head and smiling so bright and sweet that you think Sammy might actually go for it. The little DE is pouting herself now, looking off to one side like she's considering it.

“Mmmm,” she mumbles.

“Hmm?” antenna-ship says, leaning in a little more. “I didn't know American ships could be so cute~” she sing-songs, reaching out and rubbing Sammy's head affectionately. “Please forgive Mogami.”

“Mmmbleh,” Sammy says.

“I can't hear yooou~” antenna-girl says, turning up her charm so much that you think you smell cinnamon buns.

Sammy stands on tip-toe, placing her mouth next to the larger girl's ear, and replies at last – just loud enough for everyone to hear.

“Two for flinching, bitch~”

>Gain some distance. You weren't here. You were never here. You can't be held accountable. You warned CNO. You fucking WARNED HIM.
>Pull out smartphone, begin filming. They goan learn.

>>39120441
Choukai saves the day? Or izzat oh god. If that's choukai, sammy planted a mark 15 in her during Samar

>>39120469
>>Pull out smartphone, begin filming. They goan learn.
doing the dumb wheee

>>39120469
>GOD FUCKING DAMNIT.

>>39120469
>>Gain some distance. You weren't here. You were never here. You can't be held accountable. You warned CNO. You fucking WARNED HIM.

>>39120469
>Pull out smartphone, begin filming. They goan learn.

>>39120469
>>Pull out smartphone, begin filming. They goan learn.

>>39120469
>Gain some distance
HAVE WE LEARNED ANYTHING FROM PAST EXPERIENCE?

>>39120469

>other
Step in, chop sammie's head
"Thats enough sailor, learn to know when to stop the joke."

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>>39120469
>Pull out smartphone, begin filming. They goan learn.
DISGUNBEGUD and all that jazz.

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>>39120469
>Pull out smartphone, begin filming. They goan learn.
What could go wrong?

>>39120469
>>Gain some distance. You weren't here. You were never here. You can't be held accountable. You warned CNO. You fucking WARNED HIM.
screw this, let's go make sure Arizona doesn't wreck a carrier.

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>>39120469
>"Wait, WAIT! IGNORE THE SHORT ONE SHE'S A HOTHEAD"
>"LAVISH CUTENESS ON THE BIG ONE SHE NEEDS IT"
>"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE GIVE HER SOME LOVE AND APPRECIATION

>>39120469
>fuck that.
>grab sammy.
>proceed to chew her the fuck out

No bad sammy goddammit.

>>39120469
>Pull out smartphone, begin filming. They goan learn.

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>>39120300
>“So what? He's a n-”
WHELP

>>39120469
I don't like those choices Planefag. Stop trying to make things worse.
>Admiral the fuck up and take Sammy to task for disrupting unit cohesion and not BEING NICER TO OUR ALLIES.

Can we at least act like an actual admiral for once?

>>39120520
this

>>39120469
>>Pull out smartphone, begin filming. They goan learn.

hopefully this won't backfire. Well she's not Souryuu, but a nice japanese ship girl is always welcome.

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>>39120469
>Pull out smartphone, begin filming. They goan learn.

>>39120536

like this? >>39120506

>>39120469
>Call out Sammy for being a shitdisturber because we have no fucking patience and no painkillers

>>39120506
Seconding this. Non-confrontational defuser. Just be ready to prevent Sammy's followup insult

>>39120536
But I don't know how!

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>>39120479
>Choukai saves the day? Or izzat oh god. If that's choukai, sammy planted a mark 15 in her during Samar

Yes.

Yes, she did.

>>39120469
We should get in there and stop it. One big fight a day is enough.

>>39120469
>>other
>Step in, chop sammie's head
>"Thats enough sailor, learn to know when to stop the joke."
pls god no more fights jesus fuck

>>39120469
>>39120506
do our job for once.

Also apologise to the two ladies for Sammy's horrible behavior.

>>39120506
Go with this. After our last fuck up, we need to start learning how to properly defuse situations

>>39120580
And you remember the last time we got in the middle of a fight? Lets not. Just walk away from this.

>>39120469
>>39120506
>>39120520
Combo. Kill Sammy's efforts before she takes it to far like a real fucking Admiral, Make sure Sammy and Willie Make it to the training area, then make sure Arizona doesn't throw a carrier through a wall.

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By the way, we didn't learn who was in that other fight, did we?

Today's gonna be a great day. And it's not even noon.

To all the anons thinking of disciplining Sammy:

what in the hell makes you think she's gonna respect our authority?

When it's been demonstrated many times over that she thinks like a marine?

And before you say ORDERS, I know she'll obey an order. I'm asking if she'll RESPECT us for it, mmmkay?

>>39120506
This

We need to be a fucking Admiral.

>>39120469
>>Gain some distance. You weren't here. You were never here. You can't be held accountable. You warned CNO. You fucking WARNED HIM.

>>39120469
Start blaring the general quarters alarm over our smartphone.

What could possibly go wrong?

>>39120469
>>Gain some distance. You weren't here. You were never here. You can't be held accountable. You warned CNO. You fucking WARNED HIM.
I'm thinking maybe Tajikistan?

>>39120600
>Arizona seeing the whole situation from port.
>-.. . .- .-. --..-- / -.. . .- .-. / -- . --..-- / ... .- -- -- -.-- / .. ... / ... --- / -.-. .... .. .-.. -.. .. ... ....

>>39120579
Goddammit.

God. Fucking. Dammit.

Captcha enddl. Why yes this is the end. Of settles career

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>>39120627
>Implying we should just ignore this.

>>39120506
do jerb

>>39120646
TOTALLY NOT OUR FAULT.
this time

>>39120506
Have you guys all lost your minds?
Do you think you can stop Sammy with a head punch and some stern fucking words?
You have chosen the worst possible ship to try and be hard with.

>>39120469
>>Pull out smartphone, begin filming. They goan learn.
bringit chumpkai

>>39120627

We can tell her we'll remove her command of PT boats~

>>39120658
Problem's we're in no fucking condition to impose discipline and we already fucked up once. Settle's nerves are shot, he's hurting like a motherfucker and he still has to clean up the carrier mess.

>>39120469

>Gain some distance. You weren't here. You were never here. You can't be held accountable. You warned CNO. You fucking WARNED HIM.

ohgod whyyyyyy go check on Arizona

>>39120679
You'd need something damn harsh to reign her in. Can you rechristen a shipslut?

>>39120641
One can only hope, though she doesn't strike me as the more motherly type to say "dear, dear me"

>>39120469
>>Pull out smartphone, begin filming. They goan learn.

May as well try.

>>39120679
And this surprises you how?

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>>39120628
>>39120600
>>39120593
>>39120596
>>39120589
What makes you think there are other options?

>>39120469
>Stand there and look at them both and shake your head at the irony.
>Scream "Does this look like fucking Samar Sammy?"
>Then tell Sammy that she'll be forced to be Kongo's "special friend" if she doesn't shut up.

>>39120469
>[X] This >>39120506

We need to start acting like a diplomat, y'know, the other half of the job. We're not some dumb pilot who'd just take out our sidearm and fire it into the air

>>39120469
>Gain some distance. You weren't here. You were never here. You can't be held accountable. You warned CNO. You fucking WARNED HIM.

>>39120469
>Gain some distance. You weren't here. You were never here. You can't be held accountable. You warned CNO. You fucking WARNED HIM.

>>39120469
>>Pull out smartphone, begin filming. They goan learn.

>>39120720
>Kongou's special friend

Oh god yes.

>>39120506
Throwing my support behind this.

We just nearly destroyed our career by acting like PILOT. Let's act like an admiral for once.

>>39120722
Technically we are. We are also Admiral Settle, and the butcher of the bering sea...

>>39120469
>Take out our sidearm and fire it into the air

>>39120684
Sammy fucking SANK choukai. The absolute last fucking thing we need right now is a reenactment

>>39120706
Hmm, maybe she'd say something like
>..-. --- .-. / . .-. -. . ... - / -.- .. -. --. .----. ... / ... .- -.- . --..-- / ... .- -- -- -.--

>>39120469
>>39120506
Going for sane option here.

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>>39120693
I'm hearing excuses.

Even if Sammy decides to mouth off at us for some reason, it's better than being seen running the other way or standing by while one of our girls is being a dick.

Of course remember what we went over last time? Not thinking of all of them as our ships is the problem.

We went hard-ass when Willy got bullied by Kitakami and Ooi before, we should not change our tune because the victim isn't one of the American ships.

>>39120469
>Take our side arm and fire into the air while yelling loudly.

That and Choukai's uniform is pretty 'nice

>>39120722
actually firing the side arm into the air is actually a better choice than what /tg/ chooses.'

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>All those scaredycats
Shame on you.

>>39120745
Funny thing. Sammy /was/ Kongo's special friend. Kongo put a 14"shell through sammy. It blew a 40 foot hole in her port side.

>>39120799
Lewd

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You have all seriously gone insane.
We're about to stick our goddamn foot right back into it, and you think we're doing the smart option.

>>39120506
This.

>Kongo's special friend
>Sammy

That'd be fun.

Still, we gotta record this for the "funniest videos" compilation we'll play at the mess hall for christmas.

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>>39120834
It's an Admiral's job to stick his foot (what's left of it) into it when shit is going down.

That's called responsibility.

>>39120834
Standard /tg/ procedure.

Right idea, wrong execution.

Horribly horribly wrong.

>>39120679
Which is why we need to derail her train of thought.

Such as pointing out that the more time Sammy spends time trying to shit talk the less time she does trying to blow shit up.

Also is Sammy our Tenryuu?

>>39120768
No, that was White Plains.

With a single 5" shot.

>>39120834
What voting to reign in one of our ships is insane? It what a fucking admiral would do.

>>39120799
Yes that's why it's twice as fun.

>>39120791
There's no goddamn way it's gonna end decently the way Settle's now, you fucking retard.

Actually no I take that back. Here's an idea:
>>39120469
Call Goto and tell him to get Kongou here ASAP. If Sammy wants some action, then she can be her escort.

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>>39120834

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>39120853
>responsibility
Being responsible sucks.

That isn't even coming to terms with being responsible for a bunch of little girls who are blowhards and have the firepower of warships.

>>39120841
So Kongou is basically the only person who can really reign in Sammy?

>>39120865
Mreh sammy raked choukai with 5" shells then put a mark 15 in her gut. I think white plains got one of the other cruisers?

>the reasoning behind the write in is that planefag is literally giving us two bad options for an important choice and that's why we need a write in
This is why planefag needs to not word of god "YOU FUCKED UP THERE" because it makes dipshits run scared.

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Whoever loses, we win.

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>>39120799
That's my point. I wouldn't be surprised if every ship girl has an instinctive fear of the ship who sank them.

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>>39120887

>>39120718
At least from what I've seen, theres always another option. Impress OP with a third option and the thread becomes much more interesting.

If Sammy ain't up to respectin the chain o command, Settle has to play it off as a bad joke or whatnot. All that matters here is keeping Sammy from feeling as if she lost a verbal engagement.

Really, this goes to show that we need to bring someone in who can bring girls on both sides to heel, before something really nasty happens.

>>39120469
>>Gain some distance. You weren't here. You were never here. You can't be held accountable. You warned CNO. You fucking WARNED HIM.

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>>39120937
Admiral Quattro when

>>39120903
It was White Plains. A freak shot that set off her torpedoes.

Probably. Like Mogami said, that battle was a bit confused.

>It was dark!

>You can't prove anything!

We salvaged most of them anyway!

>>39120937
So...absolutely nobody we know of at this time?

I think Planefag's trying to get it through our thick heads that this is the best they can do. Goto and Settle are the absolute fucking best Japan and the US have to throw at this thing and even they are so out of their depth that it's not even fucking funny.

>>39120937
We need a common interest for all of them to enjoy. Holiday mode? Leisure?

Common enemies isn't enough, as it is

>>39120907
>This is why planefag needs to word of god "YOU FUCKED UP THERE" because it makes dipshits run scared.
Fixed it up for you.
If the weak part of us runs scared, what's left is stronger. Profit.

>>39120887
Please planefag, please don't do it!
For once, have mercy!
Don't let the retards win!
JUST ONCE, HAVE MERCY!

>>39120972
So what did Mogami actually DO?
I'm assuming by the context that she launched a spread of torpedoes that ended up hitting Japanese ships instead of American ones.

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>>39120982
>Planefag
>having mercy
>mfw

The more I think about it, the better the idea of attaching Sammy to Kongou sounds. Kongou's got the right personality to keep Sammy busy without running out of patience, and the fact Kongou sank Sammy will help keep the little shit in line.

Team building exercise time.
Beach volleyball.
the american BBs will wreck face because of superior marksmanship

>>39120979
Beach episode!

Oh wait.

>>39120979

sinking abyssals.

Realistically, its impossible for all of them to have the same interest. All we can do is group them up by shared interests.

>>39120972
...dammit. Roberts mauled /Chikuma/ not Choukai. Stupid jap names.

>>39120978
Sorry, not Admirals. I meant ship girls.
But I can't think of any that would fit the bill. Maybe Kongou? She seems the type to not really hold grudges while still being respected by both sides.

>>39121002
mix up the teams so that nationals are intergrated together, rather than segregated.

Still won't be enough as it is, though...offer a prize?

>>39120998
Sometimes, when faced with idiocy on a mass scale, people get desperate.
Desperate enough to hope for the impossible.

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>>39120999
Kongou is like the team big sister, I think. This isn't a terribly bad idea.
>>39121011
Chikuma is love.

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>>39120999
>yfw Sammy screeches as Kongou drags her by the ankle into her room.

>>39121028
I don't think there is one sadly. We'd need two, one from the Japanese side like Yamato or Musashi and one from the US side like Big E or Iowa, who were respected by their sides, relatively level headed and able to work together.

Something planefag isn't going to let happen.

I'm not expecting things to get better for another twenty threads or so.

>>39120980
In this case. "Run scared." means "Stack a bunch of votes on a stupid write in because it sounds better without stopping to think that maybe planefag wasn't railroading us with two choices that were both plotbad."

>shit happens in fap angel's magical realm
>every option planefag gives seems stupid
>because it turns out its a "What kind of shenanigans do you want right now?" kind of vote
I seem to remember this happening. A lot. Like, all the fucking time.

>>39121070
Yet the last session when we went PILOT, we almost fucked thinges HUEG time, like Yamato huge.

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>>39121097
>anon learning

>>39121097
Yes, by getting involved.
Now we're going to get involved again and try to discipline the most headstrong girl we've got, who has proven that she could give less of a shit about anybody.

>>39121126
Isn't the majority vote for running away?

>>39121124
to be fair, there were a number of us who saw it and voted against PILOT RAGE!

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>>39121097
And it was glorious.

Also, no Yamato bully.

>>39120300
>“So what? He's a n-”
You guys sure are sore that the country likes the left more then you, huh?

>>39120903
The Roberts fired all three of her torpedoes at the Choukai.

She maybe got a single hit and it clearly wasn't a serve one.

After the torpedo run she turned around and started attacking the Chikuma.

>>39121147
>1940's ships
>not calling niggers niggers

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>>39121097
I seem to remember the option to fuck off was supposed to be the plotgood choice? The plotbad option was to get mad as shit and get involved.

Now we have a similar situation (except way fucking less tense) and the options are to fuck off, or stand around and watch.

And you think these are both serious business plotbad given what happened last thread.

>>39121148
Single hit amidships. It crippled the choukai.

>>39120469
>>Gain some distance. You weren't here. You were never here. You can't be held accountable. You warned CNO. You fucking WARNED HIM.

>>39121147
Yeah, it's not like they're from a different time or anything.

>>39121176
More than that, it's a scrappy little spitfire of a 1940's ship.
It's inevitable that she'd going to call someone a nigger. Or a nip.

>>39121126
>Yes, by getting involved.

Not just by getting involved. We not only encouraged Zuikaku to fight Kaga, we provided her with a weapon. THEN we threw ourselves directly into the fight and tried to swing our America-sized dick into Kaga's face, acting not like an admiral but a hotheaded sailor at a bar after he heard some Army grunt insult the Navy.

Bringing a wayward subordinate to heel is nothing like that and you know it.

>>39121147
yeah, well, the left cut funding for the Navy and the fight against abyssal horrors because the Left hates military spending. Now we have to deal with shipsluts in an attempt to be 'economical' or some bullshit.

>>39121124
Oh hey, Planefag. How the fuck does resupplying work for shipsluts?

Do they just grow new ammo, or do they go around in combat form hugging full sized ammo and shit until it shrinks before they pocket it?

Wait, don't all of them have torpedoes?

>TORPEDO CONTEST! Best aim makes the others do choice for a week.

>>39121126
My point is that they're scared of planefag's options due to that. Typical anon behavior, burn them bad enough on something and they'll be very relucant to try again.

>>39121182
The two choices were "note it" (sensible) and "Fly off the handle" (sensible), and see my response above. They're voting this as they think Planefag would screw them over with a 50/50 chance, thus they try to find a way to do things right (in their opinion)

>>39121212
Or we could raise taxes to pay for the military.

>>39121203
Do you honestly believe we can bring Sammy to heel?
Have you not been reading the same quest as me, you absolute retard?

>>39121212
>Do they just grow new ammo, or do they go around in combat form hugging full sized ammo and shit until it shrinks before they pocket it?

ask in-story!

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>>39121126
So we're supposed to not get involved and just let the girls bring up old shit and tear down the alliance we're trying to build?

>>39121182
This is basically metagaming. No matter how much you bring up plot it feels to gamey to try to vote to run away from doing your job because lolplanefag.

>>39121147
>You guys sure are sore that the country likes the left more then you, huh?
If you pulled your head out of your ass you might realize the ship girls are from a totally different time period with attitudes and feelings to reflect that.

>>39121226
Nobody in America raises taxes.

Which is fucking stupid but hey, whatcha gonna do?

>>39121068
>Big E
Yeah no, this is the ship that practically destroyed the Kido Butai herself and stalled the IJN's offense for the USA to ramp up the warship production. If Kaga can't handle being in the same vicinity as the runt of the Yorktown sisters, how is she going to handle being around the genius?

>>39121237
Like we'll ever have the chance.

>>39121236
If her commanding officer can not bring her to heel when she's trying to start a fight with an ally, she has no fucking business being in a combat zone. End of fucking line.

>>39121182
The thing is, the options provided are
>Don't stop a fight from happening
>Don't stop a fight from happening and film it.

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>>39121147
Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you you fucking faggot for dragging /pol/ into this.

Fuck you.

Oh my GOD fuck you for starting a fucking political argument here.

>>39121258
We don't have any other choice but to bring her to the combat zone fucker. She's kind of the only thing we've got, even if she is retarded asswagon.

>>39121243
We let them work it out amongst themselves, like we should've been doing in the first place, instead of trying to force the issue.

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>>39121278

>>39121197
The captain of the Johnson was Native American.

>>39121278
Pretty sure you're the only one that's said anything, anon.
Some argument.

>>39121253
Kaga couldn't handle being around Hornet cause Hornet couldn't shoot straight.

Big E could.

So that's not the problem.

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I just posted this to laugh at the scaredycats.

>>39121278
Or you could just not reapond. Like a reasonable person.

>>39121300
And? Natives are better than niggers. At least Natives contribute to the economy.

Hold on. It's 2018 in this quest.

Shouldn't there be a different president?

>>39121291
>We let them work it out amongst themselves, like we should've been doing in the first place, instead of trying to force the issue
That's the exact OPPOSITE of a good idea.
Like holy shit, do you not see how bad it is?

>>39121314
are you suggesting the president in 2018 can't also be black?

>>39121265
Sounds like two silly stupid options. Good thing this situation involves a blustering loud as shit CV, 2 wap CVs that have no idea what the fuck is happening and a DD trying to vibrate so fucking fast that light passes through her and she turns invisible.

Onward to planefag bullshit then.

>>39121314
Turned out Hilary was black

>>39121243
Dunno about the others but I'm not metagaming. Settle is tired, in pain, with shot nerves and generally a wreck. In my mind trying to rein someone like Sammie who I must remind you has superhuman strength is a surefire recipe for a second disaster.

Better to run away and maybe we get lucky and find someone in decent condition to break the idiots apart. Yes it's kind of a terrible idea too but it's less bad than getting in the middle of it.

>>39121314
Once you go black you can't go back.

>>39121314
good catch.

Unless the next democratic nomination for the presidency was
- wait for it -
a nigger as well.
(though, ostensibly, he/she would also have to win the votes of the electoral college...)

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>>39121278
Don't bother, he just revealed his own ignorance of history.

Point at him.
>>39121147
Point at him and laugh.

>>39121291
>We don't have any other choice but to bring her to the combat zone fucker. She's kind of the only thing we've got, even if she is retarded asswagon.

We have at least 4 other ships, and we were even regretting the decision to bring Sammy with us at the beginning.

Again: if she will not listen to her commanding officer, she is useless to us.

>>39121322
Except that WAS the good idea last thread. Know know, the very situation that is making you freak the fuck out and over think this one?

>>39121322
What happened the last time we tried to get involved and force the issue?
We got fucked.
And there is no way we can discipline Sammy, it's just not going to happen.
I wish planefag would just get this over and let you faggots try and BE DE ADMIRURAL so you can get it out of your idiotic systems.

>>39121314
HERMAN CAIN

BACK IN BLACK

>>39121340
She just had vitiligo

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>>39121332
The only president who could be black in 2018 is...oh dear.

>>39121337
I'm probably being an idiot and missing your sarcasm but isn't it a DE, a DD and two CAs?

>>39121237
Right, need to ask Akagi, was it? Oh how resuply works.
...whatever that means

>>39121337
>CV

>>39121361
Well, we can't get rid of her, so why bother trying to do anything except entertain her?
When we get more ships we can ship her back to the states.

>>39121357
thank you based a10

>>39121337
People are afraid of those choices potentally leading to YET ANOTHER potentially Huge fuck up.

>>39121357
http://www.duffelblog.com/2014/02/pentagon-a10-cut/

>>39121394
Then those people do not know where they are and who the fuck is running this quest.

>>39120999
Both of them obviously have more energy than they know what to do with.

Sammy most likely won't openly backtalk the ship that 'killed' her the first time and Kongo is too cheerful to notice passive aggressiveness. It's a slim chance but it's a good one.

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>This thread

>>39121407
Damn, that web is a gold mine.

>>39121363
Nigger, it's not even disciplining her. It's telling her to be nice to someone who's being nice to her, instead of being a retarted kid.

Especially since, evidently half the base is readying to scrap, from what we learned from the other admiral. Nice to see a pair actually fuckin' get along for once, yeah?

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>>39121357
Wrong picture.

You know, I think the Admiral in this quest needs a second in command to be the "bad cop" to his "good cop" in the hierarchy. So the Admiral can remain all calm and composed and the second can be all "ATTEN-SHUN!!!! WHAT IS THIS MICKEY MOUSE BULLSHIT?!?! I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYES AND SKULL FUCK YOU!!!!" etc etc.

And the second should Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, who looks suspiciously like R. Lee Ermy had an illegitimate child with Erica Hartman.

>>39121440
My only goddess is KTKM-sama.

>>39121337
Yeah, way I see it any option will just lead to SHENANIGANS, so no use getting worked up about it.

>>39121440
>Based Lesbian?

Pfft please. Kouji Campus Ooi, is best Ooi.

>>39121466
That's the point of a secretary ship.

>>39121430
She doesn't want to be nice, and we cannot make her be nice.
She also isn't a kid.
Making any of these things get along with each other is a cause not worth fighting for.

>>39121466
That's why they have XOs, yes.

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>>39121484
Not familiar with that.

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>>39121466
This will be the secretary ship I guess?

>>39121466

Sammy for XO then?

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SHIPGIRL DRIFTING WHEN

>>39121578
Dayum girl. She knows how to move.

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>>39121562
I don't know if you've been reading the end bits at all, but Ooichi's the nice one, if a bit protective of Kitakami.

>>39121516
Then fuck it. If we can't control her, enable her.

"Sammy, kick her ass! You have my full permission to pick fights whenever and wherever you want! Just don't start shit you can't finish!"

Also final joke option for Planefag.

>Insert abyssal attack

>>39121542
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=kouji_%28campus_life%29

Does quite a bit of Kancolle stuff, it's nice.

>>39121618
He's not Ghost who loves to do that.

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>>39121598
I'm not even joking. I want to see shipgirls doing multi-screw drifts against abyssals.
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4KnCqcTEOU

>>39121577
Even Arizona would make a better enfo-Secretary than Sammy would.

I think his speed has dropped to Backjack levels.

>>39121669
NO SHE WOULDN'T.

Her stare is about half as menacing as mom's, 16" guns fucking included.

>>39121683
Arizona has 14-inch guns, you nit.

>>39121683
>Her stare is about half as menacing as mom's, 16" guns fucking included.
Your mom has 16" guns? are they 45 or 50 caliber?

>>39121577
Sammy would make the absolutely worst kind of XO.

We need someone like...hell Nagato or an American BB who actually would talk.

>>39121683

Whos is worse, of all the shipgirls you've made a pass at?

Votes so far

Get some distance: 14
Smartphone: 12
Call Kongo: 9
Whining about two bad choices: 30+

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Pure, pencil-pushing dildo instinct guides your smartphone out of your pocket and hits the camcorder button just in time to catch the shattering of the ship who can only be Choukai's good mood; recording the horrified realization as it spreads her face.

And then Sammy snaps an uppercut right into the bottom of the poor cruiser's jaw. Choukai's head snaps up so violently that her glasses are knocked down over her nose, then Sammy's fist connects with her jaw, spinning her around violently. Before the battered girl can gain her bearings, Sammy winds up and plants one adorably-oversized boot in Choukai's shapely ass, sending her sprawling to bite a mouthful of turf.

It happens so goddamned fast that Mogami is still gaping, uncomprehending, when Sammy rushes her. The tomboyish ship squeals in fright and dances back, swinging swiftly at her attacker – but Sammy just ducks underneath the heavy blow with ease and launches herself at Mogami, screaming like an engine turbine on meth. The hapless heavy cruiser's courage breaks and she turns to run – right into one of the small cherry trees decorating the yard. She hits with an awful “CLUNK!” and rebounds off it, tripping over the fallen Choukai and landing on her back.

>>39121752
>Pure, pencil-pushing dildo instinct guides your smartphone
DAMN IT ANONS

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>>39121752

And then Sammy's GOT her. The wee DE seizes the bottom of Mogami's red jacket and YANKS it upwards, pulling it over the heavy cruiser's arms and face. Mogami wails in terrified panic; her legs flailing wildly; but Sammy's already sitting astride her bared belly, cracking her knuckles loudly enough that you can hear it over the din.

“NOW BITCH,” Sammy says, drawing back a fist and aiming at Mogami's exposed solar plexus, right beneath the clasp of her black sports bra. “YOU GOAN LEARN!”

“HEY! *yet another* victim demands from the gate. Sammy's head snaps up to find a long-legged, green-clad cruiser girl staring at the tableau like someone who's just walked in on a wolf gorging itself on its latest kill. Her eyes widen in horror as a memory stabs through the haze of eighty years slumber.

>>39121729

So we need a secretary that is good at paperwork and can be a bad cop...

That's basically tatsuta... Shes fitting the bill too well.

>>39121752
Sammie cannot be fucking stopped.

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>>39121752

And once more the admiral thinks he's pilot.

>>39121704
Like the two fucking inches matters. PROFUCKINGTIP. it doesn't. she has them, I don't.

At least, I don't fucking yet. Don't tell Settle.

>>39121730
Shit. uh... I don't actually fucking know. The nips try too hard, Sammy can't pull it off without coming off like someone's pissed off kid sister, Willy... can't fucking do it, Arizona I don't fucking think can do emotions, and Hornet is an emo fucking wreck.

>>39121752
God fucking DAMN IT ROBERTS!

HATE, CONTROL YOUR SHIP! NJP HER ASS!

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>>39121752
Pure, pencil-pushing dildo instinct
Hue of the highest order.

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>>39121772

“Oh god no,” Chikuma breathes.

“GOD CAN'T HELP YOU NOW!” Sammy cries, and she's springing off Mogami like a bullet, her childish voice lending a horrific dissonance to her mad, mad laughter of supreme satisfaction as it chases Chikuma's parting scream into the streets of Yokosuka.

You put your smartphone away, making sure to save the video. Trying to stop that would be akin to National Geographic photographers trying to save the gazelles from the lions halfway through filming – and the recording is your proof. Nobody can blame you after seeing this.

You check your watch, noting the time elapsed since you reached the base a day or two ago.

You kept her in check longer than you'd expected to, all things told.

Mogami's managed to get her shit pulled down by the time you limp over and offer your hand to Choukai. She latches on with both hands and lets you lift her up; not even trying to put strength into her legs till she's upright; and even then she insists on keeping your arm; a horrible, shaken look in her eyes.

“Auuuuu,” Mogami says miserably, clutching her face. “Oooh, why muh nooz? Why iz it alwhayzzz muh noooz?”

>>39121772
YESSS

Navel warfare at its best

>>39121783
>At least, I don't fucking yet. Don't tell Settle.
Uhh, is this a confirmation???

>>39121803
Poor Mogami.

Goddamnit, Sammy. She's getting stuck with ten inches of paperwork for this one.

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>>39121803

You look over your shoulder, seeking Willie in vain until you feel her hands grab the back of your shirt. She peeks under your arm at Choukai, ducking away the instant the cruiser adjusts her glasses for a better look at her.

“Iz it gone?” Mogami asks.

“I... think so?” Choukai says warily, leaning over to peek at whoever's hiding behind your back. Willie scurries to one side, keeping your bulk between her and the cruisers.

“That's just Willie,” you tell her. “She's nothing to worry about.”

Willie sobs into your shirt, and you instantly feel worse. This has been the greatest fucking day.

“M-mogami? Are you okay?”

Mogami is clutching her nose and swaying about a bit woozily – the answer is apperently no.

“Admiral... Settle, isn't it?” Choukai says. “C-could you please take Mogami-san to the maintenance area? I'm...” her shivering is easy enough to feel through her death-grip on your supporting arm. “As l-long as t-th-e Roberts is out there, I d-don't...”

>Sure. Go into the dorms, see if you can't find a destroyer who's willing to lead you over there – you don't know where the hell they've set up shop for ship-girl repairs yet, or how that even... works.
>Just take her to the hospital, instead. It's probably a hospital thing, or will be by the time you get there... you think... if that's how this works...? It was with Arizona, at least, and you won't need a guide.
>Other?

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>>39121803

>>39121789

Maybe you don't fucking see that rank there in front of my name. Lemme try to fucking help. It says "Corporal." as in E fucking 4. As in I don't run no fucking boat, I'm fucking enlisted, I actually do fucking work.

>>39121803
>>39121772
>>39121752
I fucking love Sammy, we should have met her sooner.

>>39121771
Just examine the train tracks, he gave that troll option knowing he'd get just enough votes to excuse using it.

>>39121828
Leave them, take Willie to get supplies.

"Not my command, not my problem."

>>39121828
>>Sure. Go into the dorms, see if you can't find a destroyer who's willing to lead you over there – you don't know where the hell they've set up shop for ship-girl repairs yet, or how that even... works.

>>39121337
>and a DD trying to vibrate so fucking fast that light passes through her and she turns invisible.

stealing this btw

also wow holy shit all this shitposting I was too busy writing to properly enjoy, dammit

>>39121828
>Sure. Go into the dorms, see if you can't find a destroyer who's willing to lead you over there – you don't know where the hell they've set up shop for ship-girl repairs yet, or how that even... works.
Also:
>"Tell Sammy that I want a /talk/ with her once she gets back from chasing Chikuma.

>>39121828
>Sure. Go into the dorms, see if you can't find a destroyer who's willing to lead you over there – you don't know where the hell they've set up shop for ship-girl repairs yet, or how that even... works.

>>39121828
>Just take her to the hospital, instead. It's probably a hospital thing, or will be by the time you get there... you think... if that's how this works...? It was with Arizona, at least, and you won't need a guide.

>>39121828
"Can't the... Little People fix the damage?"

>>39121828
>>>Sure. Go into the dorms, see if you can't find a destroyer who's willing to lead you over there – you don't know where the hell they've set up shop for ship-girl repairs yet, or how that even... works.
Ooohhh, chance to pick up the Nui Nui! Get!

Also, we must never let Sammy run into Kongou. No one in Yokosuka will survive.

>>39121828
>>Sure. Go into the dorms, see if you can't find a destroyer who's willing to lead you over there – you don't know where the hell they've set up shop for ship-girl repairs yet, or how that even... works.

>>39121828
>>Other?
Ask them yourself where this place we're taking her to is.

>>39121828
>>Sure. Go into the dorms, see if you can't find a destroyer who's willing to lead you over there – you don't know where the hell they've set up shop for ship-girl repairs yet, or how that even... works.

a chance to meet more characters (maybe the little sister division), and Shipgirls know best for one another.

Why couldn't she go apeshit on Kaga

>>39121828
>>Sure. Go into the dorms, see if you can't find a destroyer who's willing to lead you over there – you don't know where the hell they've set up shop for ship-girl repairs yet, or how that even... works.

>>39121828
>Sure. Go into the dorms, see if you can't find a destroyer who's willing to lead you over there – you don't know where the hell they've set up shop for ship-girl repairs yet, or how that even... works.

>>39121828
>>39121828
>>Just take her to the hospital, instead. It's probably a hospital thing, or will be by the time you get there... you think... if that's how this works...? It was with Arizona, at least, and you won't need a guide.

We should also check if there's any changes re Naka and Arizona.

Like, say, murder plans written in Morse.

>>39121828
>>Just take her to the hospital, instead. It's probably a hospital thing, or will be by the time you get there... you think... if that's how this works...? It was with Arizona, at least, and you won't need a guide.


>Escort Choukai too, maybe apologize too.

>>39121828
>>Sure. Go into the dorms, see if you can't find a destroyer who's willing to lead you over there – you don't know where the hell they've set up shop for ship-girl repairs yet, or how that even... works.
Let's do something nice for them for a change.

Also, maybe we'll learn more about their... internal workings.

>>39121872
>Also, we must never let Sammy run into Kongou. No one in Yokosuka will survive.
Again, Kongou might literally be the only person who can reign in Sammy.

See this is exactly what I expected and why I thought getting in the middle of it is a bad idea. Sweet, sweet vindication.

>>39121828
>Sure. Go into the dorms, see if you can't find a destroyer who's willing to lead you over there – you don't know where the hell they've set up shop for ship-girl repairs yet, or how that even... works.
>Call Goto, get Kongou ASAP.

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>>39121828
>Sure. Go into the dorms, see if you can't find a destroyer who's willing to lead you over there – you don't know where the hell they've set up shop for ship-girl repairs yet, or how that even... works.

>>39121828
>Sure. Go into the dorms, see if you can't find a destroyer who's willing to lead you over there – you don't know where the hell they've set up shop for ship-girl repairs yet, or how that even... works.
I sense that we are one step closer to visiting Akagi.

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>>39121803
>bullying chikuma

>>39121823
No. shut the fuck up, you want me to get in the fucking shit? Fuck's sake.

>>39121828
>Sure. Go into the dorms, see if you can't find a destroyer who's willing to lead you over there – you don't know where the hell they've set up shop for ship-girl repairs yet, or how that even... works.
For all of the trouble that she's causing, Sammy had better be able to live up to all her bluster against the Abyssals.

>>39121828
>Sure. Go into the dorms, see if you can't find a destroyer who's willing to lead you over there – you don't know where the hell they've set up shop for ship-girl repairs yet, or how that even... works.
At some point, I fear that Sammy is going to end up chained to a buoy in the middle of the bay, while she gets execution by firing squad.
The firing squad being battleships.

>>39121859
If they don't shitpost about some tripfag, they will shitpost over something else. Anons in here just love to shit post so much, you'd think they never got house broke.

>>39121891
One of the other Taffy 3 members might be able to. Shame they haven't manifested yet.

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>>39121832
>I actually do fucking work.
Best joke I've heard so far today.

>>39121828
>Sure. Go into the dorms, see if you can't find a destroyer who's willing to lead you over there – you don't know where the hell they've set up shop for ship-girl repairs yet, or how that even... works.

We need more shipsluts in this flotilla

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>>39121828
>Just take her to the hospital, instead. It's probably a hospital thing, or will be by the time you get there... you think... if that's how this works...? It was with Arizona, at least, and you won't need a guide.
CORPSMANNNNN
I GOT A STRETCHER CASE HEREEEEE

>>39121828
>>Sure. Go into the dorms, see if you can't find a destroyer who's willing to lead you over there – you don't know where the hell they've set up shop for ship-girl repairs yet, or how that even... works.
> "Sorry about that. Really."

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>>39121900
>GET IN THE FUCKING SHIP, CORPORAL!

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>>39121916
>yet.

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>>39121898
>Teitoku Doori
Goddam it.

>>39121910
>The firing squad being battleships.
Nah. That's a waste of perfectly usable components.
She'll simply be taken to a yard to be rendered down for spare parts.

>>39121955
One of these days, you'll get sick of spreading paranoia and anticipation.
On the same day hell starts freezing over, no doubt.

>>39121828
>>Sure. Go into the dorms, see if you can't find a destroyer who's willing to lead you over there – you don't know where the hell they've set up shop for ship-girl repairs yet, or how that even... works.

>>39121955
Go away you! You've teased us with enough stuff that you could run threads off it for weeks!

>>39121828
>Hospital
>Disregard destroyers get Kongo

>>39121955
SOURYUU WHEN?

>>39121972
that's the day where he starts writing protagonists who aren't socially retarded.

>>39121955
>Kongoh

>>39121978
>weeks
So like one, two threads max?

>>39121955
Oh dear.

I can't imagine what Johnston would be like.

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>>39121832
>enlisted

>>39121828
>Sure. Go into the dorms, see if you can't find a destroyer who's willing to lead you over there – you don't know where the hell they've set up shop for ship-girl repairs yet, or how that even... works.

>>39121949
Sounds sexual.

Haven't managed that one. yet.... here.

>>39120600
>>39120520
Who said anything about carriers?

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>>39121955
BEST JMSDF DESTROYER WHEN

>>39121999
I think he meant decades; i'd say years but that'd still be too fast for his usual rate.

>>39121999
No, he could run a thread a day off of half the shit he teased us with and still have more.

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>>39122015
>Arizona is not amused.gif

>>39122004
You tryin to fuckin say something?

>>39121828

>[X] Just take her to the hospital, instead. It's probably a hospital thing, or will be by the time you get there... you think... if that's how this works...? It was with Arizona, at least, and you won't need a guide.

Take both Mogami and Choukai, so they can keep together. Also, let's check on the two wounded ladies.

>>39121803
>You put your smartphone away, making sure to save the video. Trying to stop that would be akin to National Geographic photographers trying to save the gazelles from the lions halfway through filming – and the recording is your proof. Nobody can blame you after seeing this.

Ok, cool. We can unfuck this later.

>>39122040
anon always does.

Who are you going to con out of a 16" naval rifle?

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>>39121917
>That gif
Hilarious

>>39122040
I think the fact that he said something is pretty obvious.

>>39121955
>Kongo
>Aegis

Isn't phased-array radar too fragile to use with xboxhueg guns?

>>39122071
That's the modern Kongou, the DDG.

>>39122071
That's the new one.

>>39122059
Which destroyer is that? Sammie could use a friend.

>>39122071
>Not knowing JDS Kongou
>Laughing JMSDF crewmen.gif

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>>39121993
>that's the day where he starts writing protagonists who aren't socially retarded.

Can I get your contact info? When the spirits of old warships are reincarnated as walking, breathing human beings who also, somehow remember their former lives fighting a bitter, give-no-quarter war that ended with their shattered hulks slipping beneath the waves, the screams and death-cries of burning and drowning men trapped within their hulls as they sank into the inky depths forever... I'll really want your input on how human beings should deal with them without A. going insane or B. having their limbs ripped off like Settle almost had Kaga do to him during Thursday's threads.

I mean, usually I'd take the blame up-front, right? I'm the writer, it's my fault for not making things clear enough. But seriously, motherfucker: >>39115179

>No human intellect could applaud such a thing – it would take a primal force of nature, the antithesis of “read the atmosphere” made manifest upon the physical plane; the avatar of some heathen God of opposition, of negative spaces. Hades, keeper of the underworld. Mab, Queen of Air and Darkness. Or, in this case, the Goddess of Zero Fucks To Give: the USS Samuel B. Roberts.

What part of this, exactly, was ambiguous? Was my use of descriptive language insufficient to convey Sammy's essential nature? Please assist me with this.

>>39122040
Oh hey, I heard some rumors recently that the Navy has a net thermal version of the Polywell running. You hear anything about that?

>>39122108
An angry planefag is truly more terrifying than any Wing Commander, and any destroyer escort given human form...

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>>39122108
... Well-played, Planefag, well-played.

>>39122108
Oh okay okay... I apologize, my bad. Seriously sorry just that nerves were a bit frayed after seeing that force of nature run roughsod over japanese ship girls who didn't have it coming (for once)

>>39122010
Look, sorry about the blow up last thread Cpl. Hate. Anyway, I had an Idea of a short fic of you (by how planefag writes about you anyway) an another ship girl. If you don't want me to make it, just say so, I'll won't make it. I was aiming it to be non-lewd, but I can make it as lewd as you want. Your choice.

>>39122108
ur a faget

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>>39122043
>Unfucking something

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>>39122108
Only criticism I have is that it's a little too close to purple prose. though I did get the gist of it.

>>39122108
Oh hey

Planefag, Bitchy IJN ships acting openly racist to us so we can beat them down when?

>>39122081
>>39122085
>>39122099
You'd think she'd have newer clothes, then.

Oh who am I kidding, the JMSDF wouldn't allow that.

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>>39122173
>mfw

>>39122180
>Planefag, Bitchy IJN ships acting openly racist to us so we can beat them down when?
Look at this faggot, people. Know to not act like him.

>>39122198
No, he seems to have pretty firm grasp of what's going on.

>>39122181
She's got a style going, no need to change that.

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>>39122218
Just trying to live up to your name, I see.

>>39122234
Hey, at least I'm being honest about it, unlike you.

>>39121803
>“GOD CAN'T HELP YOU NOW!” Sammy cries
I don't know anything about this ship stuff at all and you're all a bunch of nerds but, I can say that this girl is fucking amazing and I want her in my everything.

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>>39122108

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>>39122198
>implying ships from the era when the Japanese worshiped the Emperor as a god and thought of themselves as literal children of the Gods won't be racist to the lesser races

If Kaga can still hold a grudge against Hornet, the average cruiser or battleship can still look down on Americans as trash.

>>39122258
You want to be beaten up by the USS Samuel B. Roberts?
Suicide is never the answer anon.

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>>39122250
What part of "attempting to reduce the chances of the shipgirls killing each other or their COs" sounds like idiocy to you?

Oh, that's right. You're just that head-in-ass retarded.

VOTES CALLED, POST CUTE DESTROYERS TILL I UPDATE

>>39122281
Why bother trying to change the mind of a bunch of racist boats.
We just need to get our hands on something obedient and scary enough to keep things in line.