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I am Daniel Speltin, top tier waste of potential and mid tier student, all round unimportant person about town.

I'm batted awake by a pillow to the face. I groan in slight annoyance, lazily blinking my eyes open, to find Claire standing over me, the rest of the room empty.

"Happy birthday shitface!" She trills, bashing me with the pillow again. I groan and attempt to roll onto my side, covering my face with an arm and trying to get back to sleep. It's too damn early. Claire, however, isn't having any of that. She pounces on me, straddling over my ribs and rolling me back and forth, "Wakeupwakeupwakeupwakeup!" She repeats over and over again.

I growl in irritation, before relenting, rolling to sit upright on my bed. "You know... normally people are nice to the person who's birthday it is." I grumble, rubbing sleep out of my eyes.

Claire just flashes a grin, "Why would I be nice to you? Bullying you's so much more fun. Now come on." She starts to tug me out of bed, I barely get my feet under me, before she drags me to the doorway. "We can have a nice early morning jog. It'll be a good way to ring in your legal adulthood. Setting up healthy habits for the rest of your life or whatever. Consider it my present to you." Cheap bitch.

>Fuck that. Sleep now, run later
>Christ, fine. Whatever. Just stop being so cheerful this early.
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>>39106173
Lets run to loot mattresses!
>Joyfully go for a run!
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>>39106173
>Christ, fine. Whatever. Just stop being so cheerful this early.

Oh shit now it's illegal for us to fuck Marie. And most of the girls infact.
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>>39106173
>Christ, fine. Whatever. Just stop being so cheerful this early.

>>39106286
Luckily with all the villains running amok the authorities probably won't notice.
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>>39106173
>Christ, fine. Whatever. Just stop being so cheerful this early.
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>>39106173
>Christ, fine. Whatever. Just stop being so cheerful this early.
At least wait until I'm done the toilet things and had something in my stomach.
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I fumble about in the dark for my glasses, "Christ, fine. Whatever. Just stop being so bloody cheeful this early in the morning."

Claire just laughs, tossing shoes at me, one bouncing off the back of my head. "Up and at 'em birthday boy."

I tug the shoes on, slapping myself in the face a few times, trying to get my brain working. "Where's everyone else gone?" I ask, as Claire struts out the door.

She doesn't answer, already prancing down the stairs as loudly as possible. I squint as I emerge into the slightly brighter hallway, thunking my way downstairs towards the kitchen.

Claire's waiting for, just before the end of the hallway. "Pick up the pace slowpoke!" She rounds the corner, gone in a flash.

I smack myself one more time, following her around, greeted by the sight of a table stacked high with breakfast food, Rosa, Mia, Eri, Avery and even Marie are crowded around it, Claire scooting into take a seat.

"Fooled ya!" She winks, "Now come have breakfast." I look at the food in slight concern for a second, before she adds, "I didn't touch any of it. Eri kept me distracted from that." I breathe a sigh of relief, stepping forward.

Marie glances upwards fearfully when she hears a creak overhead, lips quivering.

Claire pats her on the shoulder. "Don't worry. I spiked them with sleeping pills. Shiet, they aren't gonna wake til midday."

I take a moment to ignore the fact that Claire drugged my parents and brother, stuffing crisp, crunchy toast in my mouth, as my brain finally catches up with the situation, everyone else around the table smiling.

"Haaaaappy bir-" Claire starts to sing.

"No." Eri thankfully cuts her off. I always hated that shit.

>Write in
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>>39106470
"Thanks guys, so what are we going to do today?"
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>>39106470
>"Thanks guys, so what are we going to do today?"

(lewdness intensifies)
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Okay I have an idea.After eating, Have Mia draw a room full of jelly/pudding, and we could have jelly snowball fight/ wrestling.

Maybe draw us into midgets, so we have more place. Or we can build/Draw up a castle, and shrink ourselves to be able to be in it or something.
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>>39106674
A miniature castle. Like one we can put on table, or floor, or something.
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>>39106674
>Maybe draw us into midgets, so we have more place. Or we can build/Draw up a castle, and shrink ourselves to be able to be in it or something.
We've got plenty of space.
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>>39106674
Nah we already decided on lasertag
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>>39106570
This. Let's let the girls plan today and just enjoy the day.
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>>39106674
>Maybe draw us into midgets, so we have more place. Or we can build/Draw up a castle, and shrink ourselves to be able to be in it or something.
that's all stupid

>>39106706
I would not be trusting lasertag in this setting

>>39106286
>Oh shit now it's illegal for us to fuck Marie. And most of the girls infact.
thats not how those laws work
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>>39106706
I can support lazertag. Better than >>39106674 for sure
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>>39106706
>>39106743
Well if you want to. It's boring as hell to read about, at least in my opinion.
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>>39106674
Those are some very oddly specific fetishes anon
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>>39106772
It's probably cowhands anon.
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>>39106470
We need to talk to Mr. Miller. The event is coming, lets be ready.
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>>39106822
Not on our birthday, today is for celebrating.

Until Chuckles does something awful, as we all know he's going to.
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>>39106470
Lets sing a real fucking song, like out of one of Eri's Japanese animes.
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I smile around at them. "Thanks guys. So what are we all doing today?" I ask, piling eggs onto my toast now.

Rosa points to Mia, "She booked laser tag. Said you wanted to do it." She whips a card out, slapping it on the table, "And since you said no big presents, I'm paying for it."

"I can pay for myself?" Marie pipes up, only to back down as Rosa stares at her, "But... I guess... I don't make that much?" Rosa nods assertively.

Breakfast is fun, Claire takes it as a personal challenge to fit as many of the fried sausages in her mouth in one go, fitting six in at the same time, before her throat starts to convulse. She quickly pounds her chest hard enough to make the floor shake, as the food comes flying out of her mouth, all of her plate. "Tada!" She says, waiting for applause. We patiently congratulate her.

Eri, Avery and Claire veg out on the couch, while Marie and Mia take turns doing the dishes, wanting to not feel like a complete asshole, I help them out, speeding the process up.

Claire drags me upstairs to get out of my shitty pajamas/workout gear, slathering my 'presentable' clothes on, meaning once more I'm dragged out in my flowery /fa/ggot shirt.

The laser tag place isn't too far, kinda near the school and the movies. Rosa leads the way in, covering everyone.

Avery snorts as she examines the plastic pistol, strapping her lit up vest on tight. "You know I'm gonna win this right?" She asks, looking around. "Like... I'm a crackshot, you all know this. Yes?"

Rosa and Claire exchange glances, "Oh yeah?" Claire asks, sidling up to her, "Well, I doubt that helps against superspeed."

>No superpowers guys, come on
>Hell yeah, this sounds fun.
>Make it a bet, the winner has too...
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>>39106470
Try not to be touched by the affection.

Be really fucking touched.

Do we have enough left to treat everyone to a movie or something?
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>>39106881
>No superpowers guys, come on
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>>39106881
>>Hell yeah, this sounds fun.
Hell, crack shot is a trained super power. Can't really turn that off.
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>>39106881
"Remember, guys: We end up in a lab or on a list if they find out about the powers so take it easy, all right?"
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>>39106881
>No superpowers guys, come on
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>>39106881
"Remember, guys: We end up in a lab or on a list if they find out about the powers so take it easy, all right?"

You can use super powers, but don't overdo on them. No smashing stuff.
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>>39106881
>Hell yeah, this sounds fun.
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>>39106881
>Hell yeah, this sounds fun.
I do understand the desire for no powers, but on the other hand, invisible lazertag sex with Eri.
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>>39106975
They probably have cameras. Sucks, but we've gotta be careful.
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>>39107015
Fine, visible sex then.
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>>39106881
>No superpowers guys, come on
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superpowers AHOY!
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>>39107049
Well great.
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>>39107015
>Forgetting Marie is our EMP Telepath who can short those out with a kiss
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>>39107049
Just check for cameras and stuff, and don't do anything ultra stupid.
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>>39107078
Very good point, anon.
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>>39107078
She would also disable the guns.
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>>39107116
If that happens, plan B.

Lazertag orgy.
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>>39107049
Uhh what? it clearly has less votes Chuckles...

>>39106910
>>39106937
>>39106944
>>39106966
>>39107037
All count for not using superpowers or at minimum being discrete

>>39106922
>>39106967
>>39106975
are in superpowers favor

Chuckles you retarded monkey learn to count for fucks sake.
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>>39107049
Umm Chuckles, you might want to actually count the votes actually on second thought don't because you can't count.
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>>39107149
>>39107163

>>39106966
Says "use super powers, but don't overdo on them"

>>39106937
Doesn't say "don't use them", it says "take it easy"
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>>39107149
>>39107163


>>39106937
>>39106966
both seem to be in agreement with using powers, so i counted them towards using powers
got it?
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>>39107149
3 were sight up no powers.
3 were straight up for powers.
2 were for restrained powers.
I think chuckles has got this
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>>39107149
Give the drop bear a break, his waifu is probably still teaching him to count beyond murder (one) .
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>>39107181
>>39107176
How can you consider those two to be anywhere near being in favor of using them when it says "USE POWERS AND END UP ON A TABLE BEING CUT UP"?
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>>39107184
>I think chuckles has got this
No, no he doesn't.

>>39107176
>Doesn't say "don't use them", it says "take it easy"
Do you not understand basic comprehension?

>>39107181
How is that agreeing with using powers when its reminding them of the reasons why we don't use them publicly?
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>>39107192
Maybe it was the bit in >>39106966 which said

>You can use super powers, but don't overdo on them.

Like, it's right there

>You can use super powers
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>>39107181
But the important difference here is secrecy. Powers, to a degree, as long as no one knows.
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>>39107209
Do you? Don't be mad if you're too retarded to link an actual choice and posted something which didn't come out the way you wanted it to.
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>>39107210
Which is one single bit of discussion that is counter to the write-in that anon is voting for.

That anon is arguing against himself in that vote...

>>39107229
Anon >>39106910 is my vote, so go sit in the special corner.
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>>39107181
>got it?
Evidently you don't as there is a massive difference in those votes, to the point where they can't be considering supporting
>superpowers AHOY!

But it's pretty clear you don't care about that and just want to railroad.
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>>39107235
Are you honestly trying to argue that "you can use superpowers" in fact means "you cannot use superpowers"

Seriously?
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>>39107257
The write-in is a vote against using powers, except that anon can't comprehend basic english and somehow thought it supported using powers and ended up contradicting his own vote.

If I say to someone "Hey, remember that X thing you can do? Yeah well if you do X you'll go to prison, and we don't want you going to prison" does that mean I tell them to go ahead and do X?
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>>39107303
>You can use super powers, but don't overdo on them. No smashing stuff.

That is literally how the post ended.

Word for word.

Christ.
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>>39107324
And read what the write-in he copied says, it goes completely counter to that.

It's not hard anon.

Christ.

It's not my fault the retard can't speak properly or read properly, it's his responsibility to form coherent posts that make sense, and he failed that by miles.
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>>39107354
So why is that Chuckles' fault then?

I mean, if someone fucked up and voted against what they meant to vote for, surely they should post a link to it and go "my bad, what I actually meant was..."

Since that anon still hasn't done so, presumably he meant it that way.
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>>39107324
I support this post simply because we should be more fucking clear even if it is 7 am.
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Stepped out for a couple minutes. What's this shitstorm about?
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>>39107324
One of the posts ended with that, unlike
>>39106937
Which Cuckles also counted for using superpoowers.
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>>39107365
Because chuckles used that single line of reasoning to justify turning an entirely different vote to another completely different intention, he miscounted it, and that anon is retarded, its both their faults.

>>39107373
Oh the irony, you missed the post you intended to quote.

>>39107387
Exactly.
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"Hell yeah, sounds fun. Just don't go overboard, alright? Don't wanna end up calling the goverment down on a lazertag place." Everyone nods, as I pull my vest on, wait, did I get the pink lasers? Weak.

Some employee comes out, says some shit about safety which we ignore, before lifting a roller door opening onto a barely lit room, filled with obstacles, ramps, staircases and two levels to fight on.

"Ya have a minute to get in place, then the guns activate." The employee squeaks, "And remember, if you are shot, your vest will lockdown for fifteen seconds. Have fun." The man promptly strolls into an office, pulls some headphones on and kicks back, as everyone splits up.

I wedge myself in a corner behind some square cover, peeking my head up over and looking out.

A buzzer blares, and I can hear Claire and Rosa barrelling towards each other on the top floor, pink bolts flying overhead, followed by Claire's green laser blast and Rosa's blue.

I duck down, as Avery chases a squealing Mia around a corner, before firing a laser blast at Avery, missing by about a mile, and then running for my life.

I end up making my way upstairs, as Avery pings my vest in the back, over and over, laughing, in her element.

Suddenly Claire appears from out of nowhere, her pistol pressed into Avery's stomach, and quickly pulls the trigger.

Claire cackles and jumps at me, pinning me to the floor and taking me out, before disappearing again. I take advantage of Avery's distraction to get back to the ground floor.

Downstairs, my suit just turns itself off, just as I was about to fire at Rosa's back. "Huh?" I tap the vest and try firing the gun. Nothing.

Suddenly it clicks back on, as I feel a gun pressed into my back. "Freeze mister!" Marie shoots me in the back once, before running off, giggling. Rosa, having turned around blasts me as soon my lights pick back up, knocking my gun out again.

(cont)
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>>39107409
I charge around a corner, leaping over a box and slide into cover behind it.... right beside Mia who'd been hiding out here as well.

We both fire at the same second, taking each other out.

"Having fun?" Mia pants, smiling to herself, "I can't really think of a way to use my stuff, except for... well." She raps her knuckles on the bx we're hiding behind.

"Yeah, this is... something." I grin at her.

"Oh spare me the cutesy shit already." Eri fades into sight behind us, tagging us both, just as our guns flash back on. "Gross." She slinks off again, disappearing into the dark of the room.

Mia shrugs and runs off as well. Overhead, I see a few more pink bolts whizz by, looking almost exactly like the pink blasts my gun shoots.

I manage to sneak up on Claire once, hitting her on the tip of her gun, before Avery takes me out again.

The buzzer rings loudly again. "Time! Everyone back to the entrance."

We all tromp back, sweaty and a little sore, but grinning from ear to ear.

"And the winner is.... Orange team." The employee reads off, sounding bored, "With 20,000 points." Avery whoops and jumps forward, high fiving herself over her head.

The employee takes a moment to let her posture, before continuing. "In second is Green, with 19,800." Claire also jumps forward, chest bumping Avery. "And in third... pink team with 18,600."

Wait what? I step forward, as the guy hands us discount coupons for return visits. How did I get that many points, I only hit people like... three times.

Rosa coughs pointedly, winking at me, a pink spark dancing over her fingertip while the guys back is turned.

Ah.

Heading to the mall for lunch, Rosa bounces up alongside me. "You're welcome." She says simply, kissing my cheek.

>You didn't have to cheat for me.
>Write in
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>>39107424
"Aww, thanks for making it look like I sucked slightly less."
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>>39107424
>>39107444
this
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>>39107444
this.
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>>39107444
Supporting
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>>39107424
>>39107444
Only right answer.
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>>39107424
Would you look at that. Ain't even married yet and already looking out for us.
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>>39107424
>Write in
Kiss her back.
"Thanks for letting me look good back there."
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I smile and pull her into a kiss on the lips breifly, "Thanks for making it look like I sucked less." I whisper in her ear.

She winks once more, "Can't have you come in last place on your own birthday, can we?"

Claire ducks between my legs from behind, gripping my legs and hauling me up. I sway about, hanging onto her, as Claire doesn't break stride, carrying me down the footpath. "So, have ya guessed what you're real present is then?" She asks, weaving so that I don't slam my head into a sign.

"I'm fine with it just being the fact that you didn't cook." I tell her, getting a better sense of balance slowly.

Claire makes a face at me, "Fine then. It'll be a surprise, faggot!" She winks, "But I haven't wrapped it up yet, so there's your hint." I try and pry it out of her, but she refuses to talk.

Lunch is a smaller affair, the mall's pretty empty, now that most of the stores are starting to shut down, but the food court is still thriving, because people like us are too lazy to cook for ourselves.

"Unnf."Claire moans, sucking gravy off her fingers, "I wish my brain would let me be fat. This shit is delicious." She shakes her head, "But I also like being ripped and sexay."

"Don't say it like that." Eri and I reprimand her in unison.

"Sssexayyyyy." She whispers, as Mia slips something out of her backpack,

"Here's your present Danny!" She says, offering a framed picture to me. "I've been working on it for a while." I look down, it's me punching some fat wizard guy with a big nose, in the middle of a lightning storm, atop a castle tower. "From when you guys saved me from having my hand cut off. Remember? With my dad..."

Eri leans over, looking at the drawing, "Technically I was the one that got you out of there." She grouses. Mia smiles apologetically, promising to make Eri one for her birthday.

Marie hands me something as well, a key, with my name engraved in it. "This is to my flat." She tells me, "Now you can get in and out whenever you want."

>Write in
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>>39107776
This is way too happy and sane for one of your quests.
Claire actually tried to wake us up with a brick and we are in a coma, right?
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>>39107822
Correction, everyone else is in a coma and Danny is hallucinating having had a breakdown over his failure to save them all.
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>>39107776
Thanks girls, you are awesome!
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>>39107776
"Something something I can already get "in" whenever I want something something shit eating grin"
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>>39107776
>>39107839
this and >>39107841

>>39107834
>>39107822
shush anons, I'm trying to enjoy the quest before Chuckles fucks it up and makes it unfun again
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>>39107776
"Thanks girls, very touching."
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>>39107915
Much Sentiment
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https://youtu.be/xESrx1EFj6I

For entertainment
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"Thanks girls, you guys are awesome. Really." Both of them blush, Mia ducking her head, while Marie looks up and away, preening her hair slightly.

"Uhhhh. I'll be back in a minute." Avery says, quickly running off into the depths of the mall.

Claire watches her go, eyes on Avery's ass. "Why haven't I tapped that yet? She asks me absently, "Cos damn that girl got ass for days."

I wrap an arm around her shoulders, "Stop trying to ghetto talk." I remind her, kissing her on the head and ruffling her hair.

My sister's present is a lot less ceremonious, she fishes her wallet out of her pocket and slaps a hundred dollar bill on the table, sliding it over to me. "It's not as special...." She mumbles, "But I didn't have any time to get you anything. Uni and work had me busy all last week. Sorry, I guess." She looks up, "But I think I'm helping out with something later too."

I wave her off, "Eri, it's fine." She takes a quick look around, eyes nervous, before she pulls me forward by my collar, kissing me softly, her tongue rolling against mine fore a second, before she leans back, sitting upright.

"That felt... nice." She says, "In public I mean. No ones here. So..." She slips her hand in mine, holding it gently on the table, "Happy birthday dweeber."

Avery arrives back, huffing for breath, slamming down a case on the table, falling back in her chair, out of breath. "There. happy birthday.." She wheezes.

The price tag's still on it, but I peel it off "What's Bible Black?" I ask, "Never heard of it."

Avery just winks, "Watch it later. When your parents ain't home."

I smile around at all of them all of them again, "Thanks guys. This is the best birthday I've ever had."

"Mostly cos Mum didn't try and cook something this time." Eri adds. I shiver at the thought of Mum trying to make another cake. Not after my tenth birthday. Never again.

Claire pats my leg, "Alright, s'your birthday, what you wanna do for the afternoon?"

>Honstly? Head home and chill
>Write in
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>>39108185
>Stopmotion monster battles
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>>39108185
>>Honstly? Head home and chill
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>>39108185
>Honstly? Head home and chill
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>>39108185
>Honstly? Head home and chill
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>>39108185
"The same thing we go every year Claire, try to take over the world!"
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>>39108185
Movies. We need to see how bad the economy is getting because the bad guys are winning.
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>>39108185
Karaoke?
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>>39108356
This, go to a movie, then go out for done karaoke.
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>>39108185
Go visit Mia's mom?
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"Honestly. I just want to go home and chill." I tell them, looking around. "I had fun out, but if I'm outside to long, I might catch normal."

A collective laugh runs around the table, we all stand together, heading out through the doors and starting back towards my place. About halfway back, Marie stops, looking down a side street. "Ummm. It's three pm. You're parents are probably awake by now." She mumbles. "Sh-should I go home then?" She asks, "I mean, you do have the key, so..."

I grab her chin, pulling her softly into a kiss.

>No, come with us
>Write in
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>>39108473
>>No, come with us
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>>39108473
"Come with us, we'll call it club activities. And we have to think about how we'll bullshit the school administration into allowing us to play vidya ask day."
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>>39108473
>No, come with us
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>>39108523
Vidya all day*, fuck you phone.
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>>39108473
"It'll be alright if you stay for a while."
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>>39108473
>Write in
"We can probably sneak you in, and call it a club activity."

Man, why did people want to go home where are parents are going to interfere in whatever we want to do?
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>>39108473
Cant we just give you a make over? Put you in cheerleaders outfit, make you some pig tails, and makeup, an my parents wont recognize you.
They don't pay a lot of attention.

Or just have Mia turn you into female me.

Or we could just tell them them that you are younger than me, an a friend. As long as no one makes loud sex noises, and we lock the door we be fine.
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>>39108634
We could just head to Marie's, but she has nosey neighbors, right?
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>>39108634
Why would they interfere?
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>>39108668
>but she has nosey neighbors, right
Right.

>>39108672
>Why would they interfere?
We can't be loud because they're home, and Mom regularly opens our door without knocking.
She's done it before, why would this time be any different?
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>>39108712
We can just chill and play some videogames.
It's not like we can do much more outside.
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>>39108645
Actually, this is a really good idea. Have Mia hide Marie that way.
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>>39108787
Why? It's our birthday.
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>>39108787
>>39108645
Why do we have to hide her? She's met our parents before I believe.
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>>39108824
Because our parents know she is working for our school, and if they catch us making out it probably end badly, since our mom is massive bitch.
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>>39108808
>>39108824
Because getting found makes her lose her job, and she's scared. We also don't know how our parents will react.
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>>39108922
We don't actually have to make out.
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>>39108935
What do you mean getting found? Is she not allowed to go to peoples birthdays?
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>>39108945
She pulled us out of class to have sex. She can't hold her hands to herself. So can't Claire, or ourselves.

Could work, if we don't do anything lewd.
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>>39108969
Put on the dunce hat and go sit in the retard corner anon. You don't have the IQ to vote.
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>>39108983
Claire and Rosa are actually the only ones who have ever had a problem in that department. Marie can be careful.
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I shake my head, "Nah, we can just sneak you in. If you get caught, just say its club business." Easy.

I hook an arm around her shoulders and lead her on with the main group. Claire heads inside the house first, scouting for Mum.

She whistles an all clear, and we quickly hurry inside, just as footsteps start coming down the stairs, panicking, everyone clusters around Marie, as she hides behind the island counter in the kitchen.

Mum barely acknowledges us, holding her head, as she walks to the couch, still in her dressing gown, collapsing over it with a groan. A sickly "Happy Birthday" arises from the depths of the couch cushions, as we escort Marie upstairs and out of sight, blocked from her sight by the back of the couch.

At the top of the stairs, Mum calls for Eri to get her a glass of water.

Sighing in irritation, she turns and marches back downstairs, back stiff and frown on her face.

Everyone crams into my room, apart from Eri, Marie looking through my game collection, eyebrows raising. Everyone looks to me expectantly. "So who wants to hit up some vidya?" I shrug.

Marie sits next to me, bodying everyone for about ten minutes, wiping the floor with everyone until Melee gets put in. Once more I make the mistak of playing Bowser, as Rosa clears shop, her Fox a blur across the screen.

"Wave dashing is unfair." I whine, as she kills me for a sixth time. She sticks her tongue out and winks at me.

We pass time like that for god knows how long, Eri slipping inside after a while, venting about Mum being a lazy cow, as she sits in my lap, mid game.

Around four in the afternoon, Marie's started to lean her head on Eri and I, still managing to ruin anyone who plays her, until Mia jumps to her feet, "Oh! The cake, I almost forgot!" She rounds on me, "What flavour would you want."

"Chocolate orange, duh. It's the best." There's a hard silence following my response, until Mia slips out, shaking her head.

(cont)
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>>39109186

Claire grabs Avery, heading for the door as well. "You can help me wrap my present." She tells the tattooed girl, dragging her out towards Dad's study.

Rosa and Eri take their spot in game, until Mike pounds on my wall. "Hey ERI!" I wanna talk to you about something!" He shouts.

"How did he know I was in here?" She sighs, tossing her controller down. "Whatever." She struts out too.

Marie looks about the room, just me, her and Rosa left now. "Wow, everyone left real quick didn't they?" She checks her watch. "Sh-should I go now, or...?" She lays a hand on my thigh, ignoring the fact that Rosa actually managed to get a kill on her.

>Write in
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>>39109202
You should stay for the cake.
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>>39109202
"If you're tired. Although Mia is making cake."
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>>39109309
This, along with:
"I think I can find another reason to stay for a while."
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>>39109202
>Write in
"At least stay for the cake."
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I nudge her with my head, "Come on... at least stay for the cake."

Marie and Rosa exchange a glance at that. "Oh boy...." Marie finally manages, "I love orange chocolate...."

I nod, happily turning back to the game, right as Rosa takes my last life. I place the controller down, Marie and Rosa are still both left at five lives each, and they're both way too good at this. They'll be at it for ages at this rate.

>Sit in silence
>Mess with (Write in) by (blank)
>Go see what (write in) is doing
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>>39109652
>Sit in silence
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>>39109652
Go see what Eri and Mike are up to.

I have nagging suspicion(or hope?) that Claire and Mia are pouring chocolate over Avery for the "birthday cake". That or someone is jumping out of the cake naked.
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>>39109652
>Mess with (Write in) by (blank)

Time to see who can win when they both have one Danny's hands down their pants.
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>>39109652
>Go see what Mike is doing
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>>39109652
>Mess with the current leader: tickling
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>>39109652
Seconding >>39109708
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>>39109652
Alternate betwen messing with Rosa and Marie, until both are at the last life. Make this a sudden death.
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>>39109704
This.
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>>39109708
this
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>>39109652
>Mess with both by sucking on Marie's ears and groping Rosa's ass and tweak her nipples.
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I shift around so I'm sitting between the two of them, slipping a hand up each of their skirts. Rosa's brow furrows, while Marie lets out a short excited pant, neither takes their eyes off the screen.

I sneak my hand inside Marie's underwear, and brush Rosa's aside, playing with each of them, while they play with each other, stroking Rosa's clit gently, feeling it harden and engorge under my attention, while I plunge a lone finger into Marie. Soon both of their skill levels drop, making mistakes that even I wouldn't do.

I snake another finger inside Marie, curling them inwards and stroking her insides as I finger fuck her. The younger loses one life, then another, before I turn most of my attention back on Rosa, now gyrating against my hand.

Her breath bated and face flushed, she smiles as she takes the lead, her confidence being her downfall, as I lean over, sucking her neck, gently biting into her soft skin.

She whines slowly, curling her knees up instinctively, as I plunge two fingers into her now. "Ahnn." Marie quickly closes the score, then beats Rosa down to just one life. I return my focus to Marie, until the game is even, a sudden death match.

Then I let the real fun begin, fingering both of them now, the room starting to fill with the delicious smell of their arousal. I continue picking up the pace of my fingers, both of them moaning, as I slide a third finger into each.

Marie howls, dropping her controller and flopping back on the bed, desperately covering mouth with her hand to silence herself, as she cums around me. Rosa quickly presses her advantage, clearing up the match, before letting herself go as well, mashing her thighs together as she collapses, swearing under her breath, begging for more.

Marie grabs my other hand, keeping it in place, leaving me unable to move, my arms bent back at obscene angles. With a wrench, I yank them free, watching them coil up in bliss, staring at me with lidded eyes

>What do?
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>>39110096
Sempais in the sheets mode. Whoever can beg in the filthiest, most-submissive way gets the D first.
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>>39110096
Go see what Mike and Eri are up to.
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>>39110096
Open the window, and have them clean up. Go wash your hands.
then
Go see what Mike and Eri are up to.
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>>39110096
Discuss Descartes ideas and how they compare to Spinoza works.
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>>39110154
Not this, the parents are home, and we can't have them cathing us with Marie.
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>>39110245
Can't we give them pearl necklaces, then let them clean each-other up?
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>>39110340
What would that solve?
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>>39110383
Lack of porn, and chances to get caught?

its a pretty good idea taught. Lets put it on the maybe later list?
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>>39110383
It would bring them a little bit closer to each-other. They're both pretty submissive, it's a great chance to bond.
> moWhe
It is, Captcha.
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>>39110547
It's not a very good time for that though.
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I lean over and give each of them a kiss, "Sorry, but there's something I gotta check in on first."

I shove the window open, as Rosa pounces of Marie, kissing her deeply, before stopping by the bathroom to wash my hands. Sufficiently cleaned, I knock on Mike's door.

"Enter."

I shove the door open, pushing against all the littered crap he has left lying on the floor, entering into the darkly lit, danp smelling room. Mike's resting against his headboard, while Eri is slouched over his desk chair, sitting in it backwards.

"What are we all talking about gang?" I ask, breaching the silence.

Mike and Eri exchange a glance, before Eri looks away, coughing. "Well, if she's not going to say it. I will" Mike scoots forwards along his bed, looking from her to me. "I know about you too."

He holds his hands up, stopping as I was about to deny him "Don't bother, Eri already admitted it..... Look, I'm not gonna tell anyone, but.... C'mon guys, even I think this isn't norm, I mean, I built yandere fuckbots. But this blows that out of the water."

Eri crosses her arms, staring up at the ceiling, muttering something inaudible.

"What?" Mike asks, turning to her.

Her eyes snap back down, "I said at least we love each other. Your robots only did that because you made them that way."

Mike's mouth thins, narrowing his eyes for a second. "I know... that you're only saying this, because you're upset I found out."

Eri rounds on him now, jumping to her feet, "Oh yeah? How do we even know this girl you have now is even a real person? Maybe little Mikey is trying to impress everyone with his new robo-doll. Is that it?"

Mike stands and slaps her across the face, knocking Eri to the floor in one motion. "Don't you ever say that about Lily! Not ever " He rounds on me, "Neither of you." His voice remained monotone and low the whole time, his eyes barely narrowing as he stares at us.

>Write in
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>>39110591
Later, I suppose. It just wouldn't make too much noise.
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>>39110647
"Calm down, why are you even arguing?"
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>>39110647
Look guys, i don't think this is something we should fight about. You guys are acting like mom right now, saying hurtful things, just because you disagree with something.
Eri apoligise to Mike. It's not cool to say hurtful things.

So can you explain what are you arguing about?
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>>39110647
>>39110755
Backing
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>>39110647
"I won't, she seemed nice. Mike, we won't make a retard baby."
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>>39110647
"Mike, relax. I've never assumed she wasn't and this isn't the best time to talk about stuff. I'm not asking for your acceptance or anything like that, just don't tell anyone, please. I don't want to fuck over Erin's life any more then I have."
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>>39110647
Slug mike in the gut tell him slapping Eri was uncalled for, rebuke Eri for insulting his waifu and tell them both to apologize to each other.
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>>39110802
this is good
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>>39110647
We'll Mike is saying what I've been saying since the goddamn camp thread. Maybe we should let Eri have a chance with a relationship that's not familiar. We are the first person she's "dated"

>inb4 HUR DUR NO BREAKING UP CLAIRE'S HAREM
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>>39110755
Less repeating hurtful things, but the gist if this us good.
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>>39110849
HUR DUR NO BREAKING UP CLAIRE'S HAREM faggot.
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>>39110647
Seconding >>39110802
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>>39110849
You are aware of the mental damage we would do to Eri by turning around after all we've done and said "actually on second thoughts this isn't normal, fuck off and find a girlfriend".

She'd probably kill herself.
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>>39110892
It's for emphasis. Gives them time to remember all the things mom said to them. You must repeat phrases to get angry people to understand them.

Probably could be replaced with synonym, or worded differently taught.

>>39110802
>>39110957
This will get Mike to run to mom, tell on us, and we gonna get kicked out of house with Eri. Fuck no. We can talk this out, no need to escalate.
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>>39110802
I'd rather not resort to violence when recommend pretty-much on edge. Mike's under a ton of stress and Simeon just said his waifu a shit. Eri is scared of what will happen if Mike talks to someone and hasn't completely dealt with this herself.
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>>39110976
And your saying having your only meaningful and physical relationship being with your brother is doing less mental damage. I'm not saying we do it right now. We introduce her to someone and we get her to spend more and more time with her till she leaves us.
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>>39111024
That's fine, but it's pretty low on the list of priorities.
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I step in between them, turning to each of them, "Look you two, I don't think this is something we should fight about. You guys are acting like Mum right now! Trying to hurt each other, just because you disagree." I give them a moment to stew on that, before I turn down to Eri, "Apologise for what you said about his girlfriend!" I tell her.

Eri rubs her cheek, blood welling from a split in her lip. Staring at the floor, she mumbles again. "Say it to his face!" I bark.

She glares up at the two of us, "Sorry Mike!" She growls, pushing herself upright, before placing a hand on my shoulder, "But the way you feel about her, that's how I feel about him. Anyone shit talks Danny, I will tear that bitch to shreds. And he did the same for me. He stopped a bunch of cunts in my class from picking on me."

Mike covers his face with his hands, "I... whatever. Just get out." He shoos us towards the door with one hand. "Just go. I have actual work to do. This is not another god damn problem I need right now."

He slams the door shut behind us, Eri harrumphing and glaring at his door. "Think's he so smart cos he can make a robot." She turns on her heel, "Thinks he can boss me around. Tell me how to FEEL!" She kicks at a stray shoe on the floor, sending it tumbling down the stairs, before wiping her lip, smearing blood all down her chin as she heads for her room.

>What do
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>>39111024
Maybe we can talk to Eri, ask her what she thinks about her relationships and her feelings about people, then suggest it if she'd leaning to it instead of acting like we know best. Eri is at least somewhat interested in this.
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>>39111064
Fine but if you put Eri's well being behind getting a stupid mattress I'll be quite upset
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>>39111018
I'm just seeing a lot of posts not acknowledging the fact that he just bitch slapped his sister hard enough to knock her to the floor.
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>>39111075
"Eri... I want you to do something for me. I want you to find another girl or whatever and just take her on a couple of dates. If you still feel like you do after those we can continue but if you want to stop after them then I'll never bring it up."
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>>39111075
"No one knows what to di most of the time, Eri. I'm not going to judge him for his feelings, only the fact that he hit you." Bandage her lip and maybe get Claire to heal it.

We need to buy noise-canceling panels for our room.
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>>39111091
He's a fucking arsehole, but he could tell someone and fuck over everything: Eri, Rosa, us. Best to diffuse it then talk later.
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>>39111075
Did Eri just kick our cat?
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>>39111156
Shoe is dead
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>>39111156
No, just a random stay shoe. Shoe is fine.
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>>39111075
"Why are you getting so upset over it?"
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>>39111075
Mike. I understand that you disagree, and are upset, but attacking your sister is just bad. You could have talked to me, or both of us.

What is really upsetting you? I understand you are stressed, so please tell me if I can do anything to help you.

(Guys, he is just letting of his steam. Its not like him to confront people. There is probably bigger problem than that, I am guessing it is at his job.)

We need to help our brother, not antagonize him.
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>>39111169
Nah, Chuckles is just forgetful and has 5 different quests.
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>>39111075
" Shit, he does know how to slap a bitch,"
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>>39111187
We'll talk to him later, Eri needs help now and he needs to calm down.
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>>39111214
Not the time, anon.
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>>39111205
Yeah but he just got kicked down the stairs
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well this is a mess

>Convince Eri to try another girl
>Patch her up
>Ask Mike this>>39111187
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>>39111148
Maybe remind him who stuck their neck out to get him that nice job and pretty little secretary.
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>>39111263
>Convince Eri to try another girl
>Patch her up
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>>39111263
>Convince Eri to try another girl
>Patch her up
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>>39111263
>Patch her up
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>>39111263
>>Patch her up
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>>39111263
>Patch her up
then
>Ask Mike this>>39111187
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>>39111263
>Convince Eri to try another girl
>Patch her up
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>>39111263
>Convince Eri to try another girl
>Patch her up
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>>39111263
>Patch her up
Remember kids, incest is wincest.
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>>39111289
>>39111287
>>39111279
>>39111278

Right now, dumping her after she came out to her family?
Anons you insane evil. This can (and should) wait.
We can do this later, when we have girl in mind. Not now.
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>>39111263
>Patch her up

I don't think this moment is the time to talk about other women.
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patch up it is
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>>39111324
Who said anything about dumping? And she didn't come out to her family, her brother found out on his own and her parent's still don't know, also she's getting really upset over it.
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>>39111390
>"I think you should date someone else"

Gee I wonder how that could be misconstrued.
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>>39111390
>Tell her to go see other people
>She told the brother after he found out.

The wording was just too bad not to be misunderstood by upset person.
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>>39111390
I think the anon you're responding to is reminding you that Eri just said she loved us to Mike, and mentioning anything like that would be a dick move.
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I catch up to her, grabbing her by the shoulder, "Eri. No one knows what to do most of the time. I'm not going to judge him for how he feels, but I will over the fact that he hit you, that's not okay." I jerk a thumb at the bathroom door, "Come on, I'll fix you up."

The anger in her eye fades slowly, as she follows me inside. Claire's left her own first aid kid up here, and I dive into it, pouring disinfectant onto a cotton ball. "Hold still." I tell her.

She hisses and flinches as I clean the cut out, wiping the blood away, off her chin. "So why'd you start insulting him." I ask slowly, peeling a bandaid.

Eri, sitting on the bathroom bench, slaps her knees. "Because he thinks he gets to judge us! Mike! Our near autistic brother who not only built fuckbots, but was going to use them to literally attack the city! He was going to kill people Danny, and he thinks he get's to complain about who I love?"

"Mike had... a moment of weakness." I tell her, grabbing her hands as I bandage her lip up, "He clearly wasn't that invested in the idea if I could talk him out of it in like... five minutes."

Eri grunts and looks down. "He doesn't get to tell us what to do." She repeats, "Now shut up and give me a kiss."

She leans forward, shutting her eyes, lips parting ever so slightly.

>Write in
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>>39111529
kissu
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>>39111529
>Kiss de girl!
I want break up fags to leave.
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>>39111529
kiss, hold her hand/arm to avoid her running away invisible if she still look a bit distressed.
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>>39111529
Give her a peck.
"What did he actually say?"
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>>39111529
Stop her. She's using us and what we're doing to avoid some of the issues plaguing her.

Guys, seriously, she's not right in the head, and thinking with our dick in this situation will not help matters. At all.
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>>39111529
"Eeeew... Disinfectant..."

Kiss de girl like she was a deaf ginger.

For later: "Mike, you ever hit her like that again and I'll dismantle ZZ, have Clair hammer her into a cricket bat, and spank you bloody with it. You don't get to judge us. At least we weren't going to hurt people."
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>>39111529
Kiss then talk to her.
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>>39111670
>A kiss
>Thinking with our dick

Well, you may be right. You seem to be a qualified expert when it comes to mental imbalances.
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>>39111680
So we threaten person with blackmail information, and killer robots, instead of talking to him like a sane person?
Whut?
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>>39111529
Kiss the girl. Make it a knee-trembler.
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>>39111680
Less anger, more rationality. "Mike, I'm punching you in the shoulder later. But only after we chat about what's going on at work and you've eaten your slice of the cake."
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>>39111777
Double trips confirm that this is the correct course of action.
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>>39111752
He has killbots, we have a superpowered harem, one of whose members happens to be his boss's daughter. Besides, Mike a shit anyway.
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>>39111670
She feels insecure because she's still somewhat unsure, at least that's my guess. If necessary, we can have Marie help us with psychic-therapy, but that's a big if.
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>>39111777
Replace shoulder with face and sure. Regardlessbof whether we're going to sire flipper-babies with her, he slapped our girlfriend.
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>>39111799
Its not about who wins, its about not fucking with person who has killer robots, if we can be a bro to him instead.

Having killer (sex)robot allies > having nemesis with killer robots.
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>>39111529
Kiss her and then discuss about her issues.
Once we are done do this >>39111777
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>>39111794
I'd prefer that the rationality and emotional connection did it, but eh, whatever floats others' boats.
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I lean forward and kiss her, hard. I push my tongue into her mouth, cradling the back of her head, breathing into her and her breathing into me.

She giggles slightly, breaking the kiss and pushing me away, kicking her legs back and forth slightly. "Thanks... I needed that. You always help clear my head."

She slowly puffs breath out of her lungs, as I hold her hands, "Tell ya what." Eri starts, eyes locked on her knees. "Give me.... let's say ten minutes to talk to him... Alone. You fuck off and do whatever it is you do, and I'll talk to him, like a calm, rational adult. Okay?"

"Eri? What are you gonna say?" I ask, trying to get her to look me in the eye.

She glances up, shrugs and hops off the counter, "Fucked if I know. But... I've cleared my head now." She ducks back a few steps, and draws me into another, brief kiss. "Thanks Danny."

She pops out of sight and the door opens and shuts behind her.

>What do?
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>>39111891
He was right to be angry as hell: she out of nowhere said his friend isn't human.
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>>39111891
Depends on how he acts. Shoulder if he admits he was wrong (and hard too), fave if he's a sullen bitch at first and doesn't snap out of it.
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>>39111939
>Trust our sister and return to the safehaven
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>>39111939
>let her go
>go back to our room
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>>39111939
Go see how the cake's coming along.
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>>39111965
Girlfriend. But if you think about it, that entire discussion was questioning the legitimacy of her choices.

Mike's kinda a jerk, he gets that from Danny's mom. It doesn't excuse Eri's comment, but he's in the wrong more then her. But he's also stressed.
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>>39111939
>grab Shoe, go in our room.
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>>39112050
We don't even know what Mike told her before we arrived, all we know he said was that he wouldn't tell anyone and this isn't the norm.
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We need to pay more attention to Mike, and help him out when we can.

Otherwise he might get fucked over by his GF assistant(or someone else for that matter) easily, since she would be only one that cares about him, giving him a tragic back story.
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>>39112188
That is a disturbingly good point. Fucking story magic bullshit.
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>>39112158
This.
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I decide to trust her on this, exiting the bathroom and heading back to my room. I scoop Shoe up from his hiding spot under my desk.

"Pwar. Somebodies a stinky kitty." I grumble, as I step over Rosa and Marie, both in a state of undress, both looking quite satisfied, lying in a position that implies Marie had recently rolled off from a position of eating Rosa out.

The cat just mewls and leaps out of my arms, then out through the window, presumably off to kill bugs or mice or whatever again. I should make Claire wash him some time.

The game screen is still stuck on the player victory screen, Fox smugly clapping from Rosa's victory.

The girls slowly get there breath back and redress themselves, complaining about how I didn't join in.

Just as I'm about to join in, Avery knocks at the door. "Mia says the cakes just about done. Then Claire wants you to meet her after you've your, quote, 'filth'." She quickly stomps away, her boots heavy on the stairs. I follow her down, finding an exhausted looking Mia, coated in flour and orange rind, icing my cake.

"Tadaaaaa." She groans weakly, pushing it towards me. "You're very own orange chocolate cake."

I sniff deeply, before cutting a slice. "Smells perfect. Go on Mia, you take the first bite, you look exhausted."

Mia and Avery exchange a glance, before Mia leans foward and bites off my fork. She shivers for some reason, gulping it down, before smiling. "S'good." She whispers in a small voice.

She waves me away with my slice, insisting that she'll get her own slice, Avery likewise. I carry Marie and Rosa's upstairs, presenting theirs to little fanfare.

They pick at theirs, returning to the game instead, as I tuck into my slice, gooey and chocolatey in all the right ways.

I polish mine off quick enough, checking my watch and sighing appreciatively, as Mia and Avery enter now, bearing very tiny cake slices for some reason. It's been ten minutes.

>Check in on the siblings.
>Go see what Claire's up to.
>Veg out here
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>>39112587
>Check in on the siblings.
Best make sure no-one died.
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>>39112587
>Check in on the siblings
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>>39112587
>>Check in on the siblings.
If there's blood on the walls, all we can do is hope that our bro has just let his pure transhumanist heart escape the confines of his feeble meatsack.
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>>39112587
>Veg out here
Was the cake spiked?
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>>39112587
>>Check in on the siblings.
Bring them cake.
Also find out whats bothering mike, if we can. I am 90% sure that his GF is stealing his code, blackmailing him or something like that. Or he can't make his robots work in the time frame given.
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>>39112587
>Check in on the siblings.
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>>39112587
>Check in on the siblings.
Cake?
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>>39112670
I think no one appreciates our superior taste in cake
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>>39112675
If his GF was doing that, he probably wouldn't have defended her quite so vigorously.
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>>39112587
>Check in on the siblings.
Use the excuse of cake being ready.

Mike seems like he's being affected by the increasing evil.
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>>39112670
It tasted fine, why would it be spiked?
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>>39112730
>Mia and Avery exchange a glance
>She shivers for some reason
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>>39112763
Because they hate orange chocolate.

As well they should, Danny's taste in foodis awful.
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>>39112763
It's averys cum!
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>>39112730
Avery's cum, most-likely.
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>>39112763
and getting their own slices/tiny slices
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>>39112775
>>39112779
If that was true, we would have recognized the taste.
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>>39112772
Fuck you orange chocolate is amazing
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>>39112772
What do you mean? Orange chocolate is delicious.
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>>39112823
I must agree. I would have understood a disgust reaction with coffee chocolate, but yummy orange flavor?
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>>39112853
This, their taste a shit.
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I thank Mia for baking once more, stopping to give her a kiss on the forehead, before heading for Mike's door.

I knock, "Hey guys, cake's ready if you want some?"

Eri opens the door and struts out, smiling and giving me thumb up. "Fuck yeah, I'm down for some cake." She brushes her fingers along the wall, whistling happily as she goes.

I peek inside my brothers room, glancing around for Mike. He's sitting on the edge of his bed, flipping a coin and chewing the inside of his cheek.

"Something you want?" He asks not looking at me, "I don't have time for cake." He stands and walks back to his desk, opening his computer onto some complex... programmy looking thing. "I told Eri live and let live. We both gave each other one free hit to the stomach. As long as you two don't keep me up all night squealing every few minutes, I don't care."

He begins slowly typing in code, scratching incessantly at the back of his head.

"It's really good cake?" I offer.

"ZZ shut the door would ya?" It swings shut, presumably she was hidden behind the door the whole time.

>What do
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>>39112858
I have no reaction image that captures the necessary levels of disgust at your post.
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>>39112877
Go rejoin the waifu horde.
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>>39112877
Well, time to see what Claire's up to.
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>>39112877
Go find claire
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>>39112877
Yeah well fuck you too Mikey. Said in a joking tone before going to find Avery and harassing her.
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>>39112877
"Orange and chocolate! You know you can't resist!"

"Also, sorry if I only added to things. I know it's stressful around here as is."
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>>39112877
Yell out that if he wants to talk about his job sometime, or just vent, we can listen and we'll keep it to ourselves. Then go rejoin Claire's harem.
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>>39112877
moar cake until we get our filth going.
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>>39112877
Talk to Mike through the door .
"Resist the temptations for evil, Mike. When it becomes a matter of national security, the Empire won't fuck around they kicked out ass in the last war and they'll drop you like a fucking elk."
Then go find Claire
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guys, guys, which girl do you think is most like mrs chuckles?
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>>39113029
Claire, for sure.
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>>39113029
Claire.
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>>39113029
You
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>>39113029
£10 says the backstory to Danny/Claire's friendship is the same as Chuckles and the Mrs.
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>>39113029
After reading Mrs Chuckler's pastebin, I would say it's Claire.
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*Mrs Chuckles's
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>>39112877
Tell Mike that if he needs any help, we are there for him, he just needs to tell what we can do to help.

Then leave to celebrate with girls, if he doesn't want anything.
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I knock on the door one last time. "Mike... if you want to talk some time... I'm here for ya dude. Just be careful okay?" I pause, but he's silent. "Well, if it changes your mind, it's orange chocolate?"

A brief muttering can be heard inside, before ZZ exits, shutting the door behind her and walking downstairs, smiling sunnily as she walks past. She comes back up holding a slice of cake, as I take a moment to notice some of the changes Mike added to her. She's bulkier, and has compartments all over her, she has segmented fingers and under her jacket, there's a lump on each of her shoulders.... She reenters the room, and I hear a brief moan of appreciation, before the keyboard clacking continues.

I turn around, looking left to Dad's study, then right to my room. "Ooooh, decisions." I mutter to myself, trying to choose."

>The study, what could possibly go wrong
>My room, and bring more cake too!
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>>39113235
>The study, what could possibly go wrong
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>>39113235
>The study
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>>39113235
>The study, what could possibly go wrong
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>>39113235
>My room, and bring more cake too!
or where ever Claire is.
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>>39113235
>>The study, what could possibly go wrong

Dad we brought you some cake- ...
Oh my...
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>>39113260
She was going towards the study earlier.
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Who else thinks that one of our parents is banging MT?
Or is it just me?
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>>39113324
Probably just you.
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>>39113324
Shoe is banging MT
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>>39113324
Everyone is banging MT.

Everyone.
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>>39113346
Probably. Or if she isn't, she should.
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>>39113235
>My room, and bring more cake too!
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>>39113235
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>>39113235
>>39113422
Oh wow, I actually forgot to pub my choice on.

That was for
>The study, what could possibly go wrong
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>>39113346
Shoe is banging MT up the ass with a strap on in dads study.
We open the door and see it.
We close the door, do 180 and never mention it again.
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I turn towards the study, muttering under my breath, "What could possibly go wrong, walking into Claire's ominous present/trap?"

I open the door, stepping inside and looking around.... There's nothing here. "Claire?" I walk forward a little more, seeing a lavishly wrapped box on Dad's chair. "Oooh."

I pick it up, shocked at how light it is, given the box is the side of my head. I rattle it a little, hearing a slight, small noise.

Looking around again, still no Claire. I open it, looking inside. Nothing but a small piece of card paper.

"Cum 2 baysment" I read out loud. "Fucks sake Claire."

I pocket the card and head downstairs, letting myself into the basement. I find Claire hanging off her knees from the chinup bar, doing stomach curls, arms behind her head, headphones in.

"Hola fagboy." She calls out, dropping to the floor, face first and instantly leaping back up, a face wound sealing itself shut.

"Was this it? All the mystery for me to find you working out?" I ask, pulling the card out.

Claire giggles and points upwards, "Ya see those?" She asks, pointing to two thick, heavy iron rings embedded in the ceiling.

"Yeahhhh?" I ask.

Claire lets out a sharp whistle, and Avery walks in, face flushed. "Well, when I said I was wrapping your present..." She makes a gesture at Avery, and they both strip simultaneously. revealing cords artfully crisscrossing their bodies, tied in military grade knots, ropes enhancing their 'assets'.

"Tada!" Claire half sings. "Guess who learned how to do a rope harness?" She trails her fingers up my chest, tapping me on the chin, "And guess who's gonna have fun with it?" She asks, winking. "Happy birthday loser."

>End of Episode 46

will continue this in a paste, need sleep
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>>39113626
Thanks for running ya butt tickler! Have a haman.
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>>39113626
Good morning, Chuckles. Thanks for running.
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>>39113626
Thanks Chuckles
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>>39113626
Thanks for running!
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>>39113626
fun times

Now for the thread end debate, where we talk about our favourite girl and why shes best in our eyes

And to put a tweest on it, who's your favourite non waifu character?
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>>39113626
Best present confirmed.

Thanks for the thread, Chuckles.
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>>39113817
wally
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>>39113817
Mia: She's soft, gentle, kinder than just about everyone in this crap world and creative. Plus she's a deviant.

for non waifus, I dig Risel in space monkeys shut up she counts
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>>39113817
>favourite non waifu character

dan's mom
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Someone have a link to the pastes? I couldn't find one in any of the archived threads.



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