Rolled 6, 8 = 14 (2d10)

>>39071581

Rolled 2, 10 = 12 (2d10)

>>39071581

Rolled 3, 6 = 9 (2d10)

>>39071581
Double 1 get!

>>39071493
Yeah. If we discussed Kabu's death.

Whoever's second roll is getting it it seems.

>>39071636
Most-likely Gohan. But 6 isn't terrible, and they'll have time to refine it.

>>39071635
That we did.

You shake your head, 'It's not in any specific place. It IS you. Your life, the beating of your heart-"

"I don't have one of those." Spike cuts in again.

You grit your teeth, "Just... feel it!" You insist. Gohan steps back from your leg, holding his limbs out, face set in a childish pout of concentration as he hunches over slightly, his tail curling upwards.

Spike just continues looking confused for a second, before giving it his own attempt.

"Hup!" He declares, holding his arms upwards. Nothing happens for a long minute, as Spike tries again.

Slowly, Gohan starts to rise into the air, floating slowly- slowly upwards, still keeping in his hunched over position, until he's at eye level with you, his yellow tabard fluttering about him, as a breeze drifts across the Lookout.

Spike sees this, a scowl crossing his face. "No you don't! I won't be outclassed like this." HE thrusts his arms outwards,"GO!!!"

He launches forward, too his own surprise, speeding across the Lookout horizontally, crashing into one of the thin trees. He hits it so hard, horns first, that he becomes embedded in the wood. In the distance, you hear a single laugh from Popo.

>Help Spike out of the tree
>Leave him, he can get himself out.
>Write in

>>39071764
>Help Spike out of the tree

>>39071764
>Leave him, he can get himself out.

>>39071764
>Leave him, he can get himself out.

Good work Gohan, as expected of half a Saiyan.

High five.

>>39071764
>Help Spike out of the tree

>>39071764
>Help Spike out of the tree

His reward is he gets to salvage a little bit of his dignity.

Congratulate Gohan on his revelation.

>>39071764
>Help Spike out of the tree
He got it so he earns the help.

>>39071764
>Help Spike out of the tree

>>39071764
>Leave him, he can get himself out.
Let him salvage his dignity by doing it himself.
Congratulate Gohan on finally showing some Saiyan potential.

>>39071764
>>Help Spike out of the tree

>>39071764
Be sweet to the kid. Clearly he a Saiyan gets it. Now we've just got to teach him that smashing things is way cooler than books. Or.. get him to read books about smashing things...

>>39071764
>Help Spike out of the tree

"Good work Spike. Just need to work on your control. And practice how to make a controlled crash.

Gohan, that was excellent. Keep going. Practice until you can do it without thinking."

>>39071838

We obviously need to tell him the legend of the Super Saiyan some time.

>>39071838
Have Teito tutor him. We can't limit his education to the Fine Arts, after all.

>>39071764
>Help Spike out of the tree

>>39071838
Smash things with books, being half human means magic might not disagree with him. Ki fueled magic!

You take a moment to tussle Gohan's hair. "Good work kid. Knew you'd have the most potential here." He smiles and laughs at that, losing his focus. You catch him as he drops, easing him to the ground. "Now practice that until you can do it without thinking. Got it?"

He nods excitedly, assuming his hunched position, as you wander over to the flailing Spike, who's allies are starting to notice his poor escape attempts, you can see the silent laughter on Diol's face from here, even as he deflects blows from both Crane students.

"Here Spike. You did good work." You grip him by the shoulder and ease him out of the tree, leaving it mostly intact, you set him on his feet.

He coughs in embarrassment, reaching up and polishing his horns, flicking off loose bits of tree. "Yes- Well. Thank you." He says, words clipped. "I- Yes. Thanks."

He steps away, clearing his throat and attempting to pull off flight again, going nowhere fast.

"Keep working at it." You tell him, as you spot Krillin, staggering out of the ship, holding a ball of ki high over his head, before collapsing down the ramp, face first.

"ow." He groans weakly. "Twenty times gravity complete." He continues. "Excuse me while my organs collapse." He rolls over on his side, letting the ki ball fade and curls up. His breathing is a shallow, even pace. Dead asleep.

>Write in

>>39072069
...well colour me impressed, he actually did it.

Any way of confirming that it was at twenty times gravity? If it was, go drop him off in a bed. He actually managed to earn it.

>>39072069
Let them keep practicing while we go see how Diol's doing on the ship.

>>39072069
Play air tag with Gohan. Kids learn fastest if it's a game.

>>39072069
Go work more with the kid. To keep his mind off of thinking about flying, play low speed hover tag or something.

We probably did something similar when Risel and Tieto were young.

>>39072069
Well everybody is training, have someone look after our trainees, and do some gravity training of our own.

We have not done serious training in a bit. We are getting weak. Must train.

>>39072130
>>39072131
Hive mind is still strong I see.

>>39072116
Second

>>39072069

Did we tell him to do extra shit like 20x or ki control? Because otherwise that's a lot of initiative for someone talking about how weak he was. Praise him in front of the others, let them know they'll be doing something similar soon, since Krillin is getting out in front. He's also definitely earned his all you can eat meal.

Then second air tag with Gohan and maybe Spike. We'll upgrade to ki blast tag soon once we're sure nobody's going to eat shit in sustained flight.

>>39072069
Make sure he actually did it, then let him rest in the shade.

Then go back to working with the others.

>>39072069
Sounds like the bald one has earned at least a rest in a bed.

We should ask popo how to best inform that Bulma one that it looks like we'll be by for dinner. They may need to start cooking soon-ish.

Barring someone being horrible, that is.

>>39072270
>Something horrible
>Surprise Cell
>He went back to the wrong year.

You head up into the ship, checking gravity field. Times twenty local gravity. Well, you'll be damned, noseless actually did it. You pick him up under your arm and carry him into the ship interior, leaving him on the couch to rest.

Strolling back to Gohan, you drift into the air a few centimetres, skidding lazily back and forth as you fly up to him, toes dragging along the ground.

"Gohan, you want to play a game?" You ask, as he hovers just above your head now. He seems to be struggling with any direction, other than up. "Try to not only focus below yourself." You advise, "You want it all about you, like a bubble. Then you just blow into that side of the bubble,opposite of where you want to go." He tries physically blowing to his left, trying to fly right.

You can't lie, his innocence is amusing, driving a rare, genuinely good natured laugh out of you. "Not quite. Focus your ki that way." You remind him.

He untenses his legs, letting them hang below him now, his back slowly unarching, as he drifts to his left, then back to the right.

"Good work!" You congratulate him, rotating in a lazy circle around him, "Now, let's see how well you do in tag. Okay?"

He nods, laughing happily, as he slaps an open hand against your shoulder. "Your it."

You let him get away for a few seconds, before tagging him back, zipping well out of his range and letting him fly at you. He manages to get you again, and you repeat the process, but this time as he starts to reach you, you dash to his left. He tries to bank left, but doesn't really have the control yet, drifting in a wind arc, before butting his head into you softly.

"Tag! I win!" He declares, yawning. "Can I go to bed now? Mom always said I should be in bed by six if I've been outside all day, or else I get cranky."

>Let him sleep
>Train more

then
>Call it a day for everyone
>Other

>>39072570
>Train more
>Everyone trains more if they want all you can eat at Bulmas.

>>39072570

>Let him sleep
>Call it a day for everyone
>Power checks before sleep time.

>>39072570

>Let him sleep

He's like what, 5? Probably needs sleep.

>Call it a day for everyone

Let the slackers take a rest, we'll start bright and early.

After we train.

>>39072570
>Check if there's a full moon tonight!

>>39072674
Heh.
>We forget to check
>Get caught outside on a full moon
>Wreck the lookout

>>39072570
>Let him sleep
>Call it a day for everyone

>>39072570
>Let him sleep
>Call it a day for everyone

>>39072704
Or,
>We could train him in Oozaur fighting
With Gohan's power, he'll be an ABSOLUTE beast in Oozaru mode.

>>39072570
Those who still want to continue, should do so.
the others can go to the showers.

>>39072624
This.
"There's still more practicing with Flight and Ki blasts to learn. And believe me, I can deal with crankiness. Also, Teito will be tutoring you in science and engineering."

>>39072570

>>Let him sleep
>Call it a day for everyone
>Other

"It was a good jod, today. Yajirobe, for tomorrow, make sure you digested your food before training. Yamcha, try to be smart if you want to show off. Tien, eyes on the prize. Spike, it was pretty good progress for such a short time."

>>39072884

*good job

>>39072570
>Train more.
>"Are the saiyans going to wait for us to be up and awake?"

>>39072570
>yell "DODGE!"
following by point blank ki blast

>>39072674
Ah shit second!

>>39072953
But we then risk ingraining pavlovian responses which may then result in him freezing in a combat situation.

>>39073025
It's not how pavlovian conditioning work, anon.

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>>39073057
...I was trying to make a set up for the end result of that training...

"Okay. Bed time." You let him go, rounding everyone up in one group. Strutting in front of them, you give them a small congratulatory speech. "You've all done a better job than I expected after yesterday, time to have a rest. That said, pointers for all of you." You point down the list. "Yajirobe. Make sure you're food is digested properly for tomorrow's training. Yamcha, try to be smarter if you're going to show off. Tien, keep your eyes on the prize, it's what your extra one is for. Spike... you progressed pretty well, considering the lead the others had on you." You wave them off. "I'm leaning closer to letting you all go Bulma's dinner. Now hit the showers."

They all sag out of their attentive poses appreciativey, heading for the castle. Yamcha doubles back, fetching Krillin out of the ship, before hurrying after the others.

You turn to your fellow offworlders. "What's your opinions then?" You ask, as the sun dips below the horizon, the moon overhead, waxing towards full, though you'd guess it must still be several days off.

Diol shrugs, "Tien's progressing compentently, thinks smart, but has the strength to back it up. He works well in a team with that little one; can't help but feel like the smaller one's holding back through... can't see why he's considered so tough, compared with the others...."

Teito raises her hand. "Yamcha wasn't bad. Almost knocked me on my ass with his Wolf... thing. it's not so much that he's strong, as much as he's got the speed to deliver more damage per second. And he has a few interesting moves."

Risel scuffs her boot. "Yaji... needs a little more time. I think he's starting to pick up on how to do launch an energy blast... I bet I can have it down packed tomorrow." She nods, quickly changing the subject, "But Kabu, I was proud of you, you were a much more effective teacher today!" She clasps her hands, "I think these earthlings respond much better to a little niceness. Rather than.... Saiyan education."

(cont)

>>39072806
>>39072704
So, when we learn when the full moon is due, how about we ask Kami to point us to a barren wasteland and show the kid some monkey games?

>>39073155
Some monkey shines?

You'd told them a great deal about Saiyan education. A lot of it involved being left in wastelands, yelled at, and being backhanded when you spoke out of turn, especially for middle class warriors such as your self. The lower class ones often got thrown halfway across the planet when they ignored instuctors. Or annoyed them. Or looked funny.

You rub your cheek, remembering the old days. "Right." You grunt. "Well. That's all well and good...

>Maybe we should get to know them a little better?
>Check in on Piccolo
>Ask for information on the lunar cycle
>You two need to get to training
>Write in

>>39073181
>Ask for information on the lunar cycle
>You two need to get to training

>>39073181
Ask for info on the Lunar Cycle. This is vital to any plans we have.

>>39073181

>Maybe we should get to know them a little better?
>Check in on Piccolo
>Ask for information on the lunar cycle
>You two need to get to training

I feel we could knock all of these out in short succession.

>>39073181
>Ask for information on the lunar cycle
>Take the girls and Diol for a spin in the Pendulum Room.

>>39073181
>Check in on Piccolo
>Ask for information on the lunar cycle

>>39073181
>Lunar Cycle

First thing I wondered about was weaponized menses.

>>39073181
>Check in on Piccollo

>>39073181
>Ask for information on the lunar cycle
>You two need to get to training
>Write In
Contact Bulma for a Regeneration Pod and fully-stocked Medbay. Or ask Kami to let Bulma go off-world to buy them.

>>39073181
>Maybe we should get to know them a little better?
>Check in on Piccolo
>Ask for information on the lunar cycle
>You two need to get to training

I think that most of these can be resolved with a simple question from Kami or a computer search. Piccolo may take some time though.

did someone archive first thread?

>>39073181
>Ask for information on the lunar cycle
>You two need to get to training

Also get Yajirobe a better sword, that can withstand ki blasts.
Also maybe some armor for natives.

>>39073372
Nope is gone.

>>39073377

Yajirobe's sword can damage saiyan armor and cut a saiyan's tail, it's probably pretty good.

>Also maybe some armor for natives.

Bulma can do that, sometime. She has the technology.

>>39073372
>>39073387
Correction, it's there. Whoever just archived, you beat me to it by seconds.

>>39073372
its on suptg
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39065702/

>>39073181
>Ask for information on the lunar cycle
>You two need to get to training

>>39073181
>>Check in on Piccolo
>>Ask for information on the lunar cycle
>>You two need to get to training
>Maybe we should get to know them a little better?

>>39073432
And I wasn't serious. Never am never will be.

>>39073181
>Maybe we should get to know them a little better?
>Ask for information on the lunar cycle
>You two need to get to training
> I'll teach you two the Ki Sense in a bit.
>Check in on Piccolo

>>39073181
>Ask for information on the lunar cycle
I feel that will take all of thirty seconds. "Here's how the moon works on this planet." Alternatively: "Here's a book. Read."
>You two need to get to training.
Gotta get huge!

>>39073181
>Maybe we should get to know them a little better?
>Ask for information on the lunar cycle

You point to Risel and Teito. "You two need to get back to some intensive training of your own. Gravity room, the both of you, and watch out for stray vomit puddles." You turn around, "I'm going to ask Kami about the lunar cycles here."

Diol starts following you. "None'a that nerd stuff for me." He grunts, "I just told Tien that I was gonna make him share a beer with me. Gotta be some of the stuff up here somewhere. And if not... " He shrugs. "Whole planet down there, sure no one will notice a single missing beer."

He laughs, slapping your roughly on the shoulder, as you part ways inside the castle, him towards the sleeping quarters, you for Kami's throne.

"Ah. Kabuya. Here to ask about the moon?" The Namekian asks, as you step inside. You narrow your eyes at him, "Oh please, I'm essentially a deity on this planet, I heard what you were talking about. Though if you could discourage your friend from robbery for tonight, I could send Popo for some... refreshments for him."

"Let's hear about this moon first." You tell him, "Kind of a big deal amongst Saiyans."

Kami nods, "Of course, our moon circles the globe on a thirty day cycle, on day thirty, it is full, on day fifteen it is empty. We are currently on day twenty four. I assume this is, of course, all to do with your people's Oozaru form?" He catches your eyes widening in surprise that he knows of it. "Yes, Goku's done it a few too many times for my comfort. Quite dangerous. I would ask that you don't utilise it. I won't ask you to remove your tails as Goku had... simply that you don't turn into an uncontrollable monster. On the Lookout, or my planet."

>Fine
>No, I plan on training Gohan to use it.
>Anything to say about that Garlic guy I fought earlier?
>Write in

>>39073673
>Anything to say about that Garlic guy I fought earlier?
>Write-in

It could be a great asset if Gohan knew how to control it. It increases our power levels tenfold without any decrease in speed, plus any benefits that being a giant mountain of angry monkey muscle gives.

Also, what's a Babadi?

>>39073673
>No, I plan on training Gohan to use it.

"It'd be better for me to teach him how to control it now, rather than just waiting for it to become a problem."

>>39073673
>No, I plan on training Gohan to use it.

SAIYAN HERITAGE GO

>>39073673
>Write in
"Wouldn't it be better if Gohan learns how to not become an uncontrollable beast every 30 days? Or do you plan to put him under the knife and use spinal mutilation on him? I think training him in the usage of the form would be better for him, both for everyone on this planet and so that he knows his heritage."

>>39073673
>With a shocked look"He...He removed his tail!?"

>>39073673
>No, I plan on training Gohan to use it.

>>39073741
This

>>39073673
>No, I plan on training Gohan to use it.

But I'd also like a

>>39073741

>>39073741
Second

>>39073673
>We can control it, and we can teach Gohan to as well.

>>39073673
>No, I plan on training Gohan to use it.

"It'd be better for me to teach him how to control it now, rather than just waiting for it to become a problem."

Great ape forms can be controlled, if trained. Vegita could talk and stuff.

>>39073673
>Write in
"Full moon every 30 days, wow, they were years apart on Vegita. It's possible to control it with practice, but years between chances to practice made it difficult to learn.

Just point us to some desolate waste land and nothing will get broken."

>>39073673
>Anything to say about that Garlic guy I fought earlier?
How did he beat him

>>39073673
> I'd like to train Gohan in its limited use, but...I'll compromise. Maybe the pendulum room could allow for that training.
>Anything to say about that Garlic guy I fought earlier?
> Who us Babadi?
Maybe ask him if we can pay him back at some point?

So when are we husbandoing Vegeta?

>>39073725
>>39073730
Lets use the pendulum room to compromise.

>>39073673


>No, I plan on training Gohan to use it.
>Anything to say about that Garlic guy I fought earlier?


>You know, old man, I'm sure you still have a fight or two in you. Might be worth to use them

>>39073859
Never.All we need are Risel and Teito!

>>39073673
>>39073736
Also, "What if Vegeta and Nappa attack during a full moon? We would need to use our Oozaru forms as well, and Gohan will need to know how to use his to fight."

>>39073859
I plan on handing him over to Bulma, while taunting him about how many gains Yajirobi has made.

>>39073859
Never. He's freeza's bitch and a sorry excuse for a prince. Also an unpleasant personality, but granted that's not a big deal for saiyans.

Manlet probably going to become Teito's bitch instead.

>>39073673
>no, I plan on training Gohan how to use it
I mean, it's important to learn how to not rampage as a beast when you.'re young. It's basic.

You mean you want to risk him running around out of control?

>>39073673
>No, I plan on training Gohan to use it.

Honestly, with Vegeta being able to turn every Saiyan with a tail into a giant monster monkey at will, it's too much of a liability not to train this.

You stare at him, horrified. "He- He cut off his tail?"

Kami nods, "Yes. He was afraid of the monster that he became, so he asked Mr Popo and I to help safely remove it." He shivers slightly, "Lord knows what Mr Popo did with the remains."

You shake your head, "Either way, no. I plan on Training Gohan to master his Oozaru form. What if Nappa and Vegeta attack during a full moon? Gohan would either have to stay inside or turn into a monster if that was the case."

Kami scowls wordlessly, shifting in his throne. "No Piccolo. That would not be a good idea."

You narrow your eyes, "What's he saying?"

Kami waves his hand dismissively, "No, nothing, just going about his Piccolo ways." It's your turn to scowl. "Anything else?" The Namekian asks.

You point at him, "Yes, actually. What can you tell me about that Garlic fellow I beat earlier?"

Kami's brows raise, "Hmmm, didn't think you'd be interested. He was in contest with me, when I was vying for the position of Earths' guardian. Back when I was young, before I'd split off the dark side of my heart." Kami smiles slightly, "Of course, Garlic lost in a moment the second I split King Piccolo off from myself. In a rage, he attempted to kill me, but I threw the makyan into his own death device." Kami laughs quietly. "Ah, the good old days. Funny story. We just had trouble from Garlic's son not to recently. Garlic Jr, whiny little upstart, talked big, despite being a weakling. Powered up he was only slightly stronger than... well... Raditz. Sorry." He adds the last word quickly. "He was defeated by Goku, Gohan, Krillin and.... well... Piccolo helped."

"Piccolo helped?" You ask, eyebrows shooting up. "But isn't he your evil half?"

Kami shifts uncomfortably in his seat, muttering something about Piccolo working out of self interest.

>No matter, I just don't like him either way
>Write in

>>39073859
Not a fan. He's an arrogant little shit. Team mom forever.

okay Nappa?

>>39074116
"Can we test to see if the Pendulum Chamber can induce a full-moon-like effect in Saiyans so we can teach Gohan to control the monkey form?"

>>39074116
>"Look, he's self-centered, but so am I. You might be too if earth was destroyed by a galactic emperor. If he has something that might work, lets consider it."

>>39074116
Let me guess, you're evil half is getting less evil as time moves on?

>>39074171
>>39074189
Second

>>39074116
Self interest I can work with

>>39074171
>>39074116

Supporting excellent idea. All the full moon training we could want. None of the collateral damage!

>>39074116

Seconding: >>39074189
>>39074171

>>39074189
What, are you suggesting working with Piccolo and having him join the fight?

No. That's retarded. Why would you ever risk your Get-Out-Of-Death-Free card by putting it on the front line?

>>39074116

>" It's pretty impressive you managed to deal with Garlic. He gave me troubles.

>>"Though, I don't see why self-interest bother you. Everyone is self-interested, in the end. Now, some care for others, too, but even those who sacrifice themselves do it because they have a personal interest in doing so."

>>39074314
Lets find out. He should at last be trained so he isn't a walking target.

>>39074398
He should be kept off the battlefield so he isn't a target at all.

>>39074314

Piccolo and Kami probably have more to offer than being front-line fighters.

That begs the question how Kami managed to deal with Garlic, though.

>>39074423
You can't hide from threats. Train him and keep him as support, but don't take Chichi's stance.

>>39074452

>Garlic activates deadzone
>gloats
>Kami blasts rock pillar Garlic is standing on
>Garlic gets sucked in

ez pz

You spread your hands out wide. "Self interest doesn't bother me. We're all a little self interested here. Even you, I bet, I know I am. You might be too, if Earth was destroyed by a galactic emperor."

Kami mutters something under his breath out albino Namekians this time.

"If Piccolo thinks he has something to contribute, we could at least consider it?" You prompt him. "Surely if you were strong enough to take out Garlic in your prime, he must have some potential?"

Kami stares at you, stonefaced. "Piccolo was mocking me for not standing up to you. Said if I really wanted to stop you, I could just blow the moon up. BUT, I won't do that. Put too much damn time into rebuilding the thing, after Roshi blew it up last time."

You scoff at that, "Roshi? That old man with the sunglasses?"

Kami nods again, "Yes, he had to destroy it. Goku was about to go on a rampage in the middle of a crowded urban area. It was either that or kill Goku."

You put the information on Piccolo aside for now. "What if we used this Pendulum room of yours to simulate a full moon? We could train Gohan without any of the collateral damages?"

Kami takes a long time to consider this. "I'll.... talk to Mr Popo about it."

>I want to talk to Piccolo. Now
>Write in

>>39074488
>I want to talk to Piccolo. Now...... please.

>>39074488
>I want to talk to Picollo now.

>>39074512
This.

>>39074488
>Skip to the next thing. No need to talk to Piccolo.

What exactly are we going to talk to Piccolo about? Just want to hash this out before we go about doing it.

>>39074593
Helping with the fight and training his green ass. He's stronger than Chi Chi after all.

>>39074512
Second

>>39074644
Fuck no. If he gets killed, there is no dragon balls. No dragon balls=dead sayans.

Plus he is likely to kill allies in fight.

(ooc Picalo is fucking retard, killing himself, and encouraging others to suicide attacks, when there are better alternatives.)

Training would be ok taught.

>>39074488
>write in
Get Bulma Shopping trip offworld to buy scouter parts and a fully stocked Medbay.

>>39074709

Popo has a key component of our spaceship's engine. So we'd either have to negotiate with Popo or make do with Earth materials.

>>39074708
Well we won't need the balls after we revive Raditz and Goku.

>>39074709
We can't go off world at the moment. Mr. Popo saw to that.

Goku and Raditz bond as brothers along Snake Way.

...hilarity ensues.

>>39074744
>Well we won't need the balls after we revive Raditz and Goku.
>We'll never have any future need for magic balls that can raise the dead.
>It's not like we have powerful enemies that want to hunt down and exterminate our race.
>We hold no ambitions of killing the super powerful Space Hitler.

That might be the dumbest thing said in this thread so far.

>>39074816

Actually, I'm kinda curious about how they're getting along in the afterlife. I wonder if we can't ask Kami about that?

>>39074743
>>39074761
That's why we're asking. We can't push people as hard as we need to without a Regeneration Pod or Senzu Beans. This is a way to get Kami to reveal the beans.

Chuckles Go to bed.

>>39074880
No, Chuckles should stay up with us.

>>39074816
I want to see this as a oneshot. Maybe as a series.

>>39074488

Fourthing>>39074512


You know, maybe even Roshi could help us.

The guy IS a good teacher, even if he stopped training

You place your hands on your hips. "I'd like to talk to Piccolo. Now... please."

Kami frowns again, stern lines etching his face. "Very well then. Take the stairs on the left, then the second on the right, second on the left, then the door is the third left."

You leave Kami's throne room, following his instructions, sensing for the Namekian's ki when you forget said directions.

You let yourself in, finding the Namekian contained in a giant glass like orb. He sits cross legged in the centre of it, his turban and cape hanging about him heavily, as he floats in the air.

"Something you want?" The Namekian grunts. "Come to rip all my limbs off again? Or have you realised I'm more useful than any of the idiots you're training up there?"

>Write in

>>39074816
i was thinking of doing a paste bin of that

>>39074880
soon

>>39074938
Marginally yes. Get up. I'm going tot rain you until you puke. If you can't puke....... TOO FUCKING ABD THAT MEANS NO BREAKS!

>>39074938
"The former but if you keep be snarky i might change my mind"

>>39074938

Yeah, sure, you're useful. But if you snuff it it'll be a huge pain in my ass.

>>39074938
"Yes, keep up the backtalk, let's see how long your legs stay on."

>>39074938
"So, have you actually got anything to contribute? Make your case now or rot in here for all I care."

>>39074978
Second

>>39074938
Chuckles! We need smut! Kabu does naughty things with Risel and Teito pastebin when?!

>>39074938
>I have, but we need to have a long talk first.

>>39075008
he already made that
if you mean another one, why dont you give it a go, he writes a shit load as is

>>39075008
I need smut of Piccolo and Kabuya, don't ask how.

>>39075047
>he already made that

Link?

>>39074938
"That depends. Do you want to stay locked up here forever?"

>>39074938

>"Don't act like you're hot stuff, Green. Also, for the limbs, don't act like you wouldn't have done the same things if our role were reversed. Neither of us are space choir boys. Now, if avoiding bein anihilated by a tyrant interest you, maybe you want to help...."

>>39074938

I dunno, that Chi-Chi woman was pretty fierce, especially when she found out I had her son in custody. Kinda surprised you and Kakarot didn't take her along with you when Raditz did the same.

>>39075067
http://pastebin.com/99sc4dZH
it was after the first thread? I think

>>39074938
"I don't know Yamcha looks like he can take care of himsel-" Kabu starts laughing "OH GOD COULDN'T EVEN HOLD IT IN"

>>39074938
"Aren't they the same thing? I ripped your limbs off because you were capable, not because I found it funny. Though it was hilarious."

>>39074938
I need you alive so I can't risk you in a fight.
Where's your ship? Name koans aren't native to this planet.

>>39075123
Cool. Thanks.

>>39074978
>The former
You mean the opposite of what that means, right?

>>39075123
>http://pastebin.com/99sc4dZH

Is that canon?

>>39075316
Yes.

>>39075316
Trunks is essentially the product of unprotected casual sex between Vegeta and Bulma, so probably.

>>39075316
It's KABUYA KANNONNNN

>>39075361

Well, the young Spartans and Samurai did have sex with their older combat instructors

>>39075123
Damn Kabu is thirsty

>>39075409
Pfffahahaha. My sides

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You walk around the glass sphere. "That depends. Do you plan on being helpful to me?"

Piccolo's eyes shoot open, following you around the room. "I'm more useful than any of the humans in a fight. You let me out, I can take all... what five of them, and the devil down in a fair fight."

"Six now." You point out, "Goku's wife was... 'recruited', sleeping off what happens to people as strong as you when you try to fight me."

Piccolo laughs at that. "Trust me. I'm stronger than them. You saw what I can do. You saw who I did it to. Your friend, and the supposedly strongest defender of the Earth."

You smirk, "You say this like I want you on the front line of battle."

Piccolo shifts his head, following you as you circle him. "Please. I'm eight years old, and no human on this Planet could beat me. Not even the man who's been training for a hundred years." He pauses for a second, "Shut up Kami."

You circle one more time. "What's he want now?"

Piccolo just smiles, "He's telling me not to tell you that there are other Dragon Balls out there. On our home planet. The Namekian dragon is even more impressive than Kami's. That and it can be summoned three times faster than his.

Piccolo grins at you. "Ah, but wouldn't you know it. You need someone to make the wish in the Namekian Language." He gives you a grin, "You bust me out, with a ride, I can get you there."

>End of Episode 13

>>39075577
Ohh... the opportunity to go evil. I'll take it.

>>39075577
Thanks for running! Also how could we get there not like we can beat the Popo to get the core.

>>39075577
Chuckles....Chuckles...no....

>>39075577

>He's telling me not to tell you

So obviously Kami planned for Piccolo to tell us, he's not a complete knob.

>>39075577
"Even if I could trust you, why would I bother? Raising them a few months sooner isn't really a gain. I can see opportunity in this world, it's defiantly not worth risking some of that.

Right now, you greatest use to me is in there, out of the way and safe. What do you have that's more valuable than that?"

>>39075577
The only important question is if it can get around the 1 year limit.

>>39075577
No. Think of Teito. Think of Risel. Raising those girls has made Kabu a better person.

Guys, let's be simple about this.
A) Will this bring back my planet?
B) Will this bring back my people?
C) Will this bring back my fertility?

>>39075715
I'm gagging. Please don't go nice. We do that every time and its boring.

>>39075577
He's so obviously trying to trick us it's hilarious. Please, Piccolo, you gotta try better than THAT.

"I can make the wishes for you." my ass. He'll get himself immortality and run off like a pansy-ass.

>>39075736
Kabu's clock is ticking

I just thought of something.

Maybe Risel could take the job of God of this planet?

The girl is all about protecting what she loves, and I'm sure that she'll enjoy enjoy this relatively peaceful planet more than drifting through space as a petty thug.

Plus, it's a pretty golden job opportunity.

>>39075779
shes in her early to mid 20s

>>39075791
no magic skillz, no dragon balls

>>39075742
I'd prefer to go practical. And besides, the Saiyan Cultural Center, Eatery, and Bars won't build themselves.

>>39075814
How many super-strong hits to the vag can you take and not rupture something important??

>>39075736
>>39075779

Technically, Shenron or Porunga can't grant wishes beyond the power of their creators, so unless we want to puke up a clone or whatever that might be beyond their mojo.

>>39075577
Chuckles, you really need to make that Goku and Raditz bro it up pastebin.

>>39075745
That's my take on it, but Kabu doesn't know it can grant any wish yet. All she knows is they can be used to raise the dead.

And that's not really useful. At best, we could raise the two idiots a few months sooner. So what? They're getting special training on the other side. Taking them away from that sooner won't help anything.

Us taking weeks/months travelling to Namek and going on a scavenger hunt for the Balls would just take time out of our own schedule.

He's offering us nothing of value.

So if Risel seems the purest of heart, thus most likely to go SSJ, does that make Teito her Vegeta, or are we her Vegeta?

>>39075832
She's a saiyan anon, It's probably zenkai'd to last a long time by now.

>>39075814
Try 30's. Kabu was a teenager when Vegeta was destroyed.

>>39075814

You don't need to be able to create dragon balls to be God, anon. And if there is one Saiyan who can learn magic, it's probably her.
>>39075830

True. We have slaves for that.

I wonder what those two are doing, though. Probably hanging out with Korin. Yeah, I can see them becoming buddy.

>>39075858
Suspended animation pod for a few years.

>>39075830
Still want to rule an intersteller empire.
Maybe dump the work on Pilaf. That would be hilarious.

>>39075858
citation needed

even if thats true, vegeta says saiyans stay youn into their 50s/60s

>>39075839

Technically, we can raise Goku and Raditz right now, just they're much more likely to be stronger after the nearly a years work on the other side.

>>39075848

Well, Risel isn't stronger than us, and we're not caught up about it. I don't know if Teito knows Risel is stronger than her, but I'd wager she'd be her Vegeta. Vegeta will probably be our Vegeta and we'll Vegeta to Goku. Or maybe Raditz. He might be not shit after training with King Kai.

>>39075839
"What, trying to bring back your old man or something, you dickless slug?"

Then if he mentions the immortality, we know what he's really after. Either way it's not worth the risk.

>>39075668
Why not?

>>39075996
If it doesn't have the year timelimit its very useful

You guys realize it's over right? Some one archive Chuckles is shit.

>>39075996
If/when we learn they can they can grant any wish, what would we wish for first?

Immortality?
Wish a curse of some sort on Freeza?
Wish for the ability to impregnate other women?

>>39076060
I got the last one, cant do shit for an hour

>>39076060

I'll archive it, give me a second.

>>39076068
"First Immortality... then the bitches..."

>>39075577
can someone try and edit this picture to look a little more.... saiyan woman-y? it basically does sum up half our options

>>39076068
Our planet and those who died on it back. Where to train and find decent techniques. Possibly a sandwich.

>>39076068

We'd have to double check if some of those things can be wished for.

I'm pretty sure Shenron nor Porunga can affect Frieza. What's his standing PL in 1st form, like 500,000?

>>39076127

Porunga can only bring one person back to life at a time, and Shenron can't rez people who are dead more than a year.

Archive is up. Give a vote if you liked reading/participating!

>>39076160

530,000.

It's not that these aren't interesting options, it's more that I see Kabuya being careful and using this whole thing to slowly work her way up to the point where she can do her own shit.

Plus I don't trust Piccolo.

It's not that I wouldn't say no to the deal, it's that this is yo easy of one to make. So lets play the long game.

>>39076127
Getting the planet back is possible. Raising all the other Saiyans is too late. One year time limit on raising the dead.

Except for the Namek Balls, but they only raise one person at a time. So I guess we could wish back a few people we thought were important.

Maybe wish for some sort of Saiyan Radar. We could track down the other survivors. Must be a load out there.

>>39076160
>Porunga can only bring one person back to life at a time, and Shenron can't rez people who are dead more than a year.
Porunga:
1. I wish that the Sheron's limitation on reviving people who have been dead for more than a year does not apply to saiyans who were killed by the PTO in their eradication of the saiyans.
2. I wish that planet vegeta was returned to orbit.
3. I wish that every saiyan that will be revived by Shenron will be aware of what I did when they are revived.

Shenron:
I wish that all saiyans that are eligible for revival are be revived.

>>39076160
Porunga revived everyone who died on namek to frieza and his allies, then teleported them to earth. There's also the Black-Stars.

>>39076216

Yeah. I'd bet that Kami can hear whatever Piccolo is saying to us, just like how he was able to talk to Kami. But I wonder what angle Piccolo could be trying to play here if he wants to make us aware of the Namekian dragonballs. We can't get off the Earth without the engine thingy Popo swiped, and I don't think Kami would object to us leaving the Earth if the Saiyans are repelled.

>>39076160
>I'm pretty sure Shenron nor Porunga can affect Frieza.

Just gotta be smart about it. Afflict him with an indirect curse.

"Dragon, I wish that any ship the space tyrant Freeza is on, will explode when it goes FTL from now on."

Even if he survives, that will fucking RUIN his life. It will also destroy his power. The one planet he's stranded on might be fucked, but all the others are now safe from him.

>>39076268
Thank you anon.

>>39076312
Until he decides to get enough gains to fly FTL himself

>>39076223

"canonically" (In terms of movies/specials), I think the only ones left are Turles and Tarble. Who knows though.

>>39076272

>Porunga revived everyone who died on namek to frieza and his allies

Nope, that was the Earth balls. Porunga was Bring Piccolo back to life, teleport him to namek and then teleport everyone not Frieza and Goku to Earth.

>>39076268

Well, technically, this might work. Resurrection of F stats that Shenron can bring souls back to life, but he can't restore the body if it has been dead for more than a year. If we had enough healing tanks we could possibly revive all Saiyans. Or get Porunga to fix the body problem, or something.

>>39076272
>Porunga revived everyone who died on namek to frieza and his allies,

No, that was Shenron. Porunga raised Piccolo, thus reviving Kami, thus reviving the Earth Balls.

>>39076268
>I wish that the Sheron's limitation on reviving people who have been dead for more than a year does not apply

I suspect that would be beyond the limit of the wish, but it couldn't hurt to try.

>>39076369
>I think the only ones left are Turles and Tarble

The Saiyans were an FTL capable race whose leading occupations were mercenaries, pirates/raiders and planet sharks. There must have been hundreds off world at any given time.

I'm sure a lot of them will have been killed by the PTO since then, but some will have survived.

>>39076401
There's the Black-Stars if nothing else. We just have to complete the Namek arc and a few other things.

>>39076521
Yeah, we just gotta use them on a dead world no one gives a shit about.

>>39076369
>Or get Porunga to fix the body problem, or something.
Other alternative is to do this wish order:
Porunga: 1. I wish that when shenron revives the saiyans their bodies are restored to prime condition
2. Restore planet vegeta to a stable orbit in the Sol System suitable for habitation.
3. I wish that all souls of saiyans killed in the PTO betrayal are moved to the new location of planet vegeta
Shenron: Bring back to life, yada yada yada

>>39076494

Well, the thing was that Frieza summoned all Saiyans back to Planet Vegeta before he blew it up. So the ones who survived were those limited few sent off world on other stuff. Hence the "canonical" list of Goku, Raditz, Vegeta & Nappa, Turles, Broly and Paragus, Tarble. And also maybe Bardock in the shadows of the DISTANT PAAAAAAST.

It's exiles, criminals, a few low-rank children and some lucky sons of guns who saw the axe about to drop and got out.

>>39076546
There will probably be limits to that too. We're probably going to have to do the wishes then re-hunt them.

Ultimately, Piccolo's idea is interesting, but seems too small-time. Let's follow the Popo route to power (become massively powerful, do what we are supposed to do, and Dick with those who can't fight back).

>>39075848
Those are just legends, mang

>>39076860

Legends that they fear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CSFfMCFNAA

>>39076312
Or he uses technology to launch the planet he's on at a high speed, with a big forcefield to protect it. But then again, would that make it one big ship?

>>39076990

Or he phones home.

>>39075577
>"He's telling me not to tell you that there are other Dragon Balls out there. On our home planet. The Namekian dragon is even more impressive than Kami's. That and it can be summoned three times faster than his.
>Piccolo grins at you. "Ah, but wouldn't you know it. You need someone to make the wish in the Namekian Language." He gives you a grin, "You bust me out, with a ride, I can get you there."
>"And I've got a space-bridge to sell you."

>>39077212

>some prime Vegetan real estate for sale

>>39077281
Exactly.

>>39077319
>>39077281

Well, there's probably still some of it around. Scattered across the cosmos. In tiny fine particulates.

Did the butt tickler stop?

>>39077596
For today. Check his twitter if you enjoyed this experience and would like your butt tickled once again.

>>39077675
I did. I was just wondering if the drop gears got him or if it was the hoop snakes this time ya know?

>>39077787
Bears not gears. Jesus fuck autocorrect eat a dick.

>>39077787
Didn't you know, anon? Chuckles is a drop bear.