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With a flick of Popo's wrist, a green bolt of energy spirals down from the unseen ceiling, the rhythymic 'thocking' sound of the pendulum disappearing, replaced by the sounds of burning flames and screaming.

The spaceport of Freiza Planet 419 is aflame, and standing in the centre of it all, is a short, spiky haired purple man, your scouter reaching critically high levels, as he turns, anger clouding his face, as he raises a palm high.

If the ki you sense on yourself on planet Earth made you a giant among ants, then he seems like a galaxy next to your atoms, as you instinctually take a step backwards.

Risel shrieks, as her scouter fries, overclocked from running its calculations on the small man. You quickly shut your borrowed one off, before it meets a similar end.

The purple man slams his hand into the ground, a shockwave rippling towards you, throwing aside spacecraft and toppling factories, as Risel barely drags you into the air.

>"Popo, GET US OUT OF HERE!"
>Other
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>>39065702
Quest goes in the Subject field, retar- Oh... nevermind then.

>Other
"Spread out, evade and attack!"
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>>39065702
>other
DODGE DODGE DODGE
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>>39065702
>Other
Call him a faggot.
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>>39065702

>Other

"I'll keep him busy, you find a way to attack!"
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>>39065702
>other
DODGE DODGE DODGE
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>>39065702
Talk to the man. Ask why he's here and not killing Freeza, Cooler and Cold.
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You shove Risel away from you in the air. "Split up! Evade and attack!" You zip away from her, grabbing a hunk of wrecked space ship and hurling it at the small purple Alien.

He swats it aside with ease, sending it soaring into the air, up and out of sight. With a furious growl, he disappears, and you hear a scream of pain behind you.

You twist in the air, the purple man holding Risel up by the throat, choking the life out of her. "Babidi thinks throwing weaklings like the two of you at me will slow me down?" He sneers, before blasting the girl in the stomach.

She sails away in silence, her body smoking, as he turns to you now, his pointed ears twitching, as he flies slowly towards you.

Far below, Risel hits the ground in a dull heap, unmoving.

You try to fly backwards, away from this freak of nature, but you bump into something, spinning in the air, he's behind you. "Now, you have one chance to tell me. Where has he gone?" He demands, reaching out and crushing your wrist, you feel the bones give like fragile twigs, screaming in pain as you instinctively grasp at it, he grabs your other wrist, eyes narrowed in warning.

>What do?
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>>39065871
So... convince him to teach us some moves?
Also, my evil plan:
1. kill Freeza's minions (except the saiyans and Zarbon)
2. Kill Cooler and Cold.
3. Take over empire
4. immediately grant near total autonomy to planets in our empire except for a small tax and Saiyans being above the law.
5. Dump remaining Admin work on Zarbon. (Or piccalo maybe)
6. Enjoy the good life, train bully servants and occasionally fight strong threats to our empire and the occasional rebel trying to overthrow our "tyranny"
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>>39065914
>Give him a Kabuya Kannon at point blank range.
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>>39065914
"WHO THE FUCK IS BABIDI YOU FREAK!?"
and then an explosion of ki emanating from our body.
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>>39065914
"I have no idea who the hell you are talking about. Why the fuck are you blowing this place up?"
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>tfw Goku's pet name for us is Kabby Patty.
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>>39065932
This.
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>>39065914
>He hurt risel....HE HURT RISEL!!!
Yes this a vote for super saiyan
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>>39065959
Could we instead get angry about sticky?
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>>39065959
Second
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>>39065914
>Who the fuck is Babidi and why should anyone here know where he is?
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>>39065914

>Headbutt him

Not to self: create a move that project ki from behind us.
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>>39065959
This. Also, call him a faggot.
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>>39065981
I'm half tempted to say yes.....
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>>39065914
Four witches, take his eyes out.

>>39065981
Sticky is the hero 4chan deserves anon.
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"I don't know who Babidi IS, you freak!" You roar back in his face. Mustering up all the energy you can, you release an explosion of ki, pouring it outwards, venting your anger in one swoop, screaming bloody murder.

The alien is perfectly fine through the attack, his clothes slightly singed. "Wrong answer." Your other wrist is powderised, his hands clamping down so hard it literally crushes your own hand off your wrist, falling to the ground below in a wet splat.

"Wrong answer." He tells you, his hand in your face. "Then DIE!"

A brief flash of energy fills your eyes,, before something green swirls around you. A heartbeat later, you're back in the Pendulum Room, heartrate going a thousand miles a minute, Risel standing next to you, and your hand back in it's usual place.

"My, wasn't that fun?" Popo asks cheerily. "Ready for round two?" He asks, raising his hand.

The clock thuds ominously overhead, swaying side to side, as Risel starts quietly sobbing.

>Write in
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>>39066025
Hell yea, FIGHT!
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>>39066025
No... but lets do it anyway.
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>>39066025
Uh what?>>39065959
This won the vote
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>>39065914

Changing my vote from >>39065989 to >>39066007.

Four Witches this fucker
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>>39066025
"Okay, I'll bite. Who's this Babidi asshole and what's he got to do with our situation? Are you saying he can help us beat Vegeta?"
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>>39066025
don't punch popo, don't punch popo, DON'T PUN-fuck
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>>39066025
Yes.
But I need a drink first.


> tfw no space monkey who does snu snu while feeding you food she made by herself.
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>>39066050
Do you really thing it is up to us as to when we go SSJ?
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>>39066025

>Go to Risel and hug her.

>"Easy, girl. Go to the ship, and rest."

>Glare at Popo

>"I have a new move to make, first"
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>>39066076
Second
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You step over and grab Risel into a hug, glaring at Popo. "Easy girl.... calm down, everything's okay now. Go to the ship and rest." She nods, shoulders trembling, as she walks out, heading for the castle exit.

Popo's just smiling, as always, eyes flat and glassy. "I have things to do before I go back to... that."

Popo just grunts, sounding amused, before vanishing. "Just thought I'd remind you who's in charge around here."

You follow back to the ship on your own, splashing your face with cold water and taking a long drink to calm your nerves.

Wandering back out onto the tiles of the lookout, the moonlight shining overhead, only at a quater moon crescent tonight. You can still almost hear Teito's snoring from the ship, even out here.

The lunar rays shine down, bathing your skin lighter in the night.

>It's time to call it a night
>Work on that explosion move you did (Write in a name)
>Time for Round 2
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>>39066195
>Time for Round 2
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>>39066195
>>Work on that explosion move you did (Write in a name)
Kabus Kaged Beast attack
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>>39066195

>Work on that explosion move

TNTomato?
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Just to be sure: did the explosion start from our back?
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>>39066195
>Work on that explosion move you did (Witch Burst)
>Go Round 2
We need to get stronger
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>>39066248
I believe it emanated from our entire body. An outward 360 burst.
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>>39066254
>We need to get stronger
Then train in the gravity room until we pass out or hit diminishing returns again.
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>>39066195
>Work on that explosion move you did (Ki Burst)
Is there anyone else awake?
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>>39066217
How about just Kaged Beast?
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>>39066254
Second
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>>39066294
Sure, that works too.
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alright, training the explosion, gonna narrow it down to the two seconded names

>Kaged Beast
>Witch Burst

And roll a D1200
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Rolled 1194 (1d1200)

>>39066318
>Kaged Beast
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>>39066318
dropped trip, fucks sake
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Rolled 675 (1d1200)

>>39066318
>Witch Burst
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>39066318
>Witch Burst
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>>39066318
Kaged Beast

No one even suggested witch burst...
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Rolled 647 (1d1200)

>>39066318
>Kaged Beast
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Rolled 925 (1d1200)

>>39066318

>Kaged Beast

Dice!
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Rolled 349 (1d1200)

>>39066318
>Witch Burst
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Rolled 992 (1d1200)

>>39066339
Nevermind I totall missed it.

>>39066318
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Rolled 732 (1d1200)

>>39066318
>Witch Burst
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>>39066324

Oh my
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>>39066324
Well then.
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>>39066339
>No one even suggested witch burst...
Then what's this, you dumb fuck?
>>39066254
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Rolled 157 (1d1200)

>>39066318
>Kaged Beast
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>Kaged Beast wins
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>>39066318
Witch Burst
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>>39066377
Whats this you rude fuck?
>>39066353
I believe it is me realising my mistake.
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You hover out over the edge of the lookout, not wanting to further damage the tiling after one day.

Hovering in the air, you take a deep breath, spreading your limbs out wide, arms above your head, and channel your ki to the tips of your limbs.

At the top of your lungs, you scream; "KAGED BEAST!" As the ki bursts out of you in a large sphere around you, reaching a range of about three metres in every direction from you..

You let the energy fade, looking down to find your own body completely unharmed by the small explosion you caused. You grin in celebration, you'd always heard about this type of attack, but to discover it of your own accord....

Well clearly this makes you a genius, proving the notion that you'd long held, of course.

Triumphant, you float back down to the surface of the lookout, your confidence restored.

>Time for Round 2
>Hit the Space-Hay, those maggots aren't going to train themselves
>Other
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>>39066484
>Time for Round 2
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>>39066484

>Go check on Risel
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>>39066484
>Time for Round 2

When you rest your opponents are training.
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>>39066484
>>Time for Round 2
Ask Popo who is Babidi.
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>>39066484
>Time for Round 2
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>>39066484
>Time for Round 2
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>>39066524
This. Maybe we can coax Tiny Purple into helping us in exchange for information.
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>>39066484
We should probably learn this world's lunar cycle. Don't want to destroy the idiots we're training by mistake.

And where is the half-breed? He's only a few years older than the girls when we suddenly had to raise them. Hell, maybe the crazy mother needs to hear what our species' situation is. Not 'we are few', but 'this happened to our home world, and now it could be coming here'

The kid needs fight in him.
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You head back inside for the Pendulum Room, on your own this time, "Popo! I'm ready for round two!"

He appears in front of you. "If you say so. Tell ya what. I might even pick a place a little more pleasant this time." He snaps his fingers. "Here's some dumb bitch who thought he could take over Kami's job. Have fun."

That green bolt of energy comes spiralling down from the ceiling, as you switch your scouter back on.

In the blink of an eye, your standing in a castle, apparently high in the air, the sun setting and turning the clouds below a fluffy golden white.

Something smells... off here. You sniff again, "Is that a Makya-"

You're cut off by a sharp blow to the back of your neck, getting sent sailing through two walls, before a third one halts your horizontal journey. You pull yourself off it, glaring up at what just hit you.

"Who dares invade the fortress of Garlic?" The deep red Makyan growls, advancing on you. Your scouter clicks on him, as you sense his ki.... you get the feeling that he's stronger than you.... but manageable if you're smart.

The scouter agrees, whoever he is, his power level sits at 23,000. "Goooood."The Makyan croons, cracking it's enormous knuckles, "I was actually looking for a new chew toy."


>What do?
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>>39066606
Not a bad plan.
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>>39066713
Bait him into an attack, let him dance around a little throwing punches and making it seem like he is pushing us back. Move behind him quickly and deliver a blast of ki.
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>>39066713
Go defensive, at first. Give him his head and see if he favors melee or ki-blasts at range. Be ready to ramp things up with sudden evasive action; don't let him stun-lock us to death.
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>>39066738
Seconding, this seems like a good plan.
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>>39066713
>Kaged Beast, punch him and then shoot him with canon.

We don't want him to dead zone us. + Earthlings tend to power up.
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>>39066713

Make it look like his attacks makes way more damages than they really do. When he gets cocky, grab him, use Four Witches, then blast his head off
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make him think hes winning, then sneak attack

Roll D2300+137
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>>39066836
Rollin.
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>>39066822
Four Witches needs prep time, we havent mastered to the point we can just crack it out whenever
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Rolled 859 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39066836
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Rolled 2039 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39066847
>>39066836
Damn it dice, rolling.
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Rolled 1760 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39066836
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Rolled 114 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39066836

Dice
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>>39066861
BOOM
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So, My personal thoughts on a training regimen:
A persons combat ability in Dragon Ball is usually determined by 4 things:
1. Raw physical ability/Ki reserves. AKA the infamous PL.
2. Technical ability/special ki attacks. The ability to use what power you have.
3. Will to fight. If you lose the will to fight you die like a bitch, like Dodoria and Cui. You hang tough occasionally you can pull a Gohan
4. Asspulls. Screaming really loud and getting stronger.

Basically, the earthlings (except fatty) are shit at 1, and great at 2 and 3. Ergo, they need more raw physical ability to keep up with Saiyans and PTO shits that fancy new techniques, so we should focus on that for them, while providing motivation to improve.
tl:dr toss the earthlings in the gravity room and laugh at them.
Also, toss them in the pendulum room to see planet Vegeta Age 735. They need to know what they are up against
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>>39066988
The gravity room or weighted clothing may help with that, like it did with Goku. Seriously, if their most powerful ally and worst enemy were doing the same shit to get stronger, then why didn't they try emulating that?
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You push off the wall, skipping around behind him, "Oh please no, DON'T hurt me!" You beg, resisting the urge to laugh.

The Makyan laughs, "Time for Garlic to teach you a lesson intruder." He throws a heavy punch at you, which you barely let touch you, before jumping away, using your agility to your advantage.

You continue on like this, letting the blows barely touch, before leaping away, acting pained with each blow, screaming out.

Garlic seems to be enjoying 'toying' with you, rearing a fist back with a cocky grin, "Now... DIE!"

You take advantage of the opening and zip around behind him, taking him off guard, "Surprise bitch! KABUYA KANNONNN!

You blast your wave directly into his spine, crashing him through several walls, howling in pain as he goes.

You take advantage of the break to dust your arms off, from where his fists hit you.

Giving chase after him, you find him now outside, in the cloudy area, pulling himself up on a thing rocky walkway between two spires, which lead downwards, into the cloud level. "Alright then... you have some tricks up your sleeve monkey woman! But don't think I'm going to fall for that again!"

He leaps at you,both fists raised high, on a direct crash course with you, fists arcing down to crash into your face.

>Kaged Beast
>Write in
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>>39067067
>Kaged Beast
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>>39067087
>Kaged Beast
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>>39067087
>>Kaged Beast
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>>39067087
>>Kaged Beast
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>>39067087
>Kaged Beast
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>>39067087
>Beasted Kage
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>>39067067

They did, up to a certain point.

>>39067087

>Grab him so he can't move

>Kaged Beast
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>>39067087
Kaged beast
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>>39067087
>Grab him so he can't move
>Kaged Beast
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And roll us a d2300+137 again
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Rolled 105, 1, 32, 96, 123, 11, 134, 41, 48, 137, 9, 107, 74, 23, 71, 75, 80, 1, 48, 6, 73, 134, 100, 31, 65 = 1625 (25d137)

>>39067196
Rollin'
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Rolled 282 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067196
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Rolled 578 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067196
>>39067204
Lmao every time I roll something goes wrong. Trying again
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Rolled 693 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067196
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>>39067170
This. Focus it all into his pathetic form.
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Rolled 727 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067067
>>39067196
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>>39067196
Rollin for justice
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Rolled 1349 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067196
my capslock key is broken? THANKS LITTLE HELPY THING
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welp

remember its best of three guys
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Rolled 2148 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067196
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Rolled 519 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067226
Or not...
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Rolled 2097 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067196
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Rolled 2167 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067196
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>>39067236

Could be worse
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>>39067250
>>39067251
Where the fuck were you two?
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You stretch your limbs out, preparing for your Kaged Beast attack again, channeling your ki outwards, but Garlic crashes into your first, fists plowing you through the rocky platform you stood on, sending you sailing downwards.

You plow through the clouds, smashing stomach first into a rocky floor, rubble raining down upon you, which you quickly blast off you with a burst of energy.

Your vision swimming, you stagger to your feet. "Kais damn him, he's strong." You curse, spitting out some blood.

Garlic comes sailing through the clouds above, landing about ten metres from you, chuckling. "What's the matter monkey girl? No little tricks left to pull out of your sleeve?"

>Write in and do the same roll, to save time
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Rolled 118 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067315
Swipe his legs to catch him off guard, then blast him point blank.
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Rolled 1168 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067315
>>39067330
Seconded
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Rolled 459 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067315
Full power Kabuya Cannon
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Rolled 1492 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067315

>Solar Flare

Sure, we never formaly learned it, but people pull out moves after seeing them once all the time in DBZ, and we're skilled
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Rolled 1499 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067315
get close and jab some some holes in his guard with your speed
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Rolled 771 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067315
Shoot him with a weak Kabuya Kannon, then use the distraction to get behind him and fire rapid-fire punches to his kidneys and the back of the head.
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>>39067364
this.
We don't always have to blast
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>>39067302
To late to matter one way out another, sorry.
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>>39067379

He's stronger and faster than us in raw combat power. But we're smarter at using it.

That's why I voted to use Solar Flare
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>>39067357
I'd like to see if we can do this, but not just yet.
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>>39067357
If we can't do the solar flare, I vote for the saiyan version of the solar flare.
Ki shot to the eyes.
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You dash in close, lashing out with a kick at his ankles. You manage to sweep his legs out from under him, before blasting a quick Kabuya Kannon point blank into his gut.

"Meeee damn iiiiiiit!" The Makyan screams, flying backwards. He smashes into a cliff face, bouncing off it roughly and falling on his face. You spot several rock shards embedded in his back flesh as he falls to the ground, before clawing himself back upright..

"Okay. Done!" Garlic screams, "I don't know who you are, but you're going to a special little place, that I like to call the Dead Zone!"

He reaches an arm upwards, making a tearing gesture in the air. Suddenly, you feel yourself being sucked upwards, dragged through the air.

You can fight it, but only barely, as you keep yourself floating low to the ground, your movement dramatically slowed now, as you glance upwards, spotting a deep black hole in the clouds, the golden puffs being sucked into it's swirling mass.

Garlic is laughing, charging at you now. "It's not powerful enough to suck me in!" He roars, "But it seems like you're having trouble."

He laughs insanely, raising both fists high once more.

>What do?
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>>39067457
Kick out his knees. Let's see how strong he stands when he can't stand.
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Rolled 1180 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067457
Charge at him full force and slam him into the rockface
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Rolled 1887 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067474
seconding.
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>>39067457
Fly around behind him, grab the rock shards in his back and use them as a grip too upwards suplex him upwards into the Dead Zone
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Rolled 560 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067457
Charge into him and blast him into the rift.
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Rolled 1683 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067493
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>>39067457

So-How-Are-You-Ken

It doesn't need to suck him in if he's sent flying into it.
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Rolled 1219 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067457
Dodge out of the way, Kabuya Kannon to Garlic's knees.
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Rolled 10 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067493
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Rolled 1012 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067457

>Solar Flare

>kick in kidney
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>>39067506
forgot pic
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Rolled 1031 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067457
if hes coming for us lets fly behind him and try >Kaged Beast again
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>>39066988
Actually, it varies. They have semi-decent technique, but their Morale varies. They need to work together and focus their training.
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>>39067632
yeah we need to buff up Krillen's moral somehow.
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>>39067644
Give him to popo for a bit, when he is sufficiently traumatised inform him that he gets given back to popo every time he disappoints us.
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Rolled 1935 + 137 (1d2300 + 137)

>>39067457
>>39067631
and by "behind him" you mean him between us and the dead zone right.
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>>39067663
that don't buff it breaks maybe half and half Risel and Popo get some praise for surviving the pain.
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With a violent scream, you fly around him, grabbing hold of the rock shards embedded in his back flash. "You might be strong," You growl, "But I haven't seen you flying this whole time." You throw all your strength into throwing him above you, tossing him upwards into the rift he opened.

"NnnnNNOOOOoO!" Garlic screams, for all his strength, unable to push himself back down through the air. "That's cheating, you BITCH!"

Just as he's about to be sucked in his eyes glow a deep purple, "Take this to remember me then, sow!" Two thin beams fly out of his eyes, blasting into your neck exploding weakly off you, as you fight to keep yourself to the ground,

Garlic passes into the rift with one final, ear splitting scream, the portal shutting behind him, it's gravity field ceasing, you accidentally slam yourself into the rocky ground.

Letting out a curse, you pick yourself up off the ground, just as that flash of green lightning presses down on you again.

The fortress is gone, replaced by the slow rhythm of the Pendulum room again. "Bored. Good night." Is all Popo says, before disappearing from your sight.

You inspect yourself, no remaining bruises, just the phantom sensation of pain lingering in your neck and head from where he hit you.

Either way, you take a second too bask in your victory. Checking your scouter level again, sensing your ki well feeling deeper.

>Roll D4000
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>>39067644

Make him face us when we were a beginner in the Pendulum Room, so that he see that the strongest have to work for their strength

Or, it's a bit meta, but have him fight Goku when he won the world tournament
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Rolled 1340 (1d4000)

>>39067700
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Rolled 164 (1d4000)

>>39067700
>inb4 nat 1
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Rolled 1946 (1d4000)

>>39067700
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Rolled 1463 (1d4000)

>>39067700
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Rolled 3287 (1d4000)

>>39067700
I hope we do better than a measly 100 point increase.
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Rolled 341 (1d4000)

>>39067700
Dice
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>>39067721
Well then. I feel vindicated, in that the odds of a roll in the 100s are less that those of getting a Nat 1 on a d20.
>>
Damn you dice gods
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>>39067733
You shouldn't have taken the time to write...
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>>39067663
>>39067696
or we could just keep him with us you know... for luck. as long as he is nearby he will get rekt instead of us. or we could just drum into him how good Kienzan is once he invents it and how it could be improved with some more fine control."hip guiding intensifys"
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Rolled 479 (1d4000)

>>39067700
power up
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>>39067799
or not
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>>39067749
2k is a 15% increase. Not bad for an, hour or two.
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>>39067817

Our power level when we last checked was like 13677 or so? So 13677 + 1946 = 15,643. We've been on Earth for less than a week. That's still pretty good gains.
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Your scouter confirms you now at 15,712. You whistle in appreciation. "Not bad." You tell yourself. "Better than almost any Saiyan on Planet Vegeta. HFIL I'm stronger than most Elites by now."

Feeling much better about yourself now, you head back to the ship, collapsing on your bed, out in a second.

This time, Risel wakes you. "Ummm, everyone's ready?" You grunt and roll out of bed, pulling your boots on and heading down the ramp. Risel keeps in step with you, as once more you spot Diol and Tien in conversation, the rest of the Earthlings lined up, standing tense. "I know you were training late, if you want... I could train them again, for today?"

>Let Risel take the reigns
>Nope, it's my turn (Be the stick)
>I can take them today (Be harsh, but fair)
>Write in
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>>39067871
>Let Risel take the reigns
If she likes it she likes it. I wanna keep getting swole.
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>>39067871
>I can take them today (Be harsh, but fair)
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>>39067871
>I can take them today (Be harsh, but fair)
They've seen what we're like when we're mad. Time to throw them for a loop and see how they react.
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>>39067871
>Let Risel take the reigns
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>>39067871
>Nope, it's my turn (Be the stick)

kick everyone in the dick
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>>39067871
>>I can take them today (Be harsh, but fair)
"Into the gravity room ladies and gentlemen. And Yajerobi"
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>>39067856
Include the partnership with Bulma, out new attack, the fact that Raditiz will get real training, and the Ki sense, and it's been worth our while.
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>>39067766
>>39067663
that's lewd but we really should have a improve your chi control/make new attacks training session with the maggots.
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>>39067871
>I can take them today (Be harsh, but fair)

I wonder if we should get them into the gravity room for raw strength increases, or try and tighten up their technique like we did for Risel and Teito?
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>>39067871
>I can take them today (Be harsh, but fair)
You're the kakarot, I'm the stick
>>
Rolled 1106 (1d1200)

>>39067871
>I can take them today (Be harsh, but fair)
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>>39067871
>I can take them today (Be harsh, but fair)
Risel and Teito to train together in the Pendulum Room. They need to get stronger as well.
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>>39067871
>I can take them today (Be harsh, but fair)
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>>39067871
>I can take them today (Be harsh, but fair)
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>>39067871
>>I can take them today (Be harsh, but fair)
all right maggots lets work on out chi control and attacks.
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>>39067910
This. It's time to get then trained. Float the dinner in front of them as something to work for.
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>>39067947
>>39067917
this
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>>39067922
kek
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>>39067919
gravity room. Their technique is decent.
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>>39067871
>>I can take them today (Be harsh, but fair)
high gravity time.
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>>39067871

>>I can take them today (Be harsh, but fair)

>Are you okay, Risel? That guy didn't pull his punches?
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>>39067871
yo chucks have we been told about Senzu beans yet
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>>39067919

Probably both.

Spike and Yajirobe are weapon users, so we should give them very heavy and unwieldy weapons so that they improve their form. I mean, like "take this pillar and start training"
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>>39067871
>Better than almost any Saiyan on Planet Vegeta
random question, but what was King Vegeta's PL in this verse? In canon it was implied to be somewhere between 10k and 18k. (stronger than Bardock post Kanasa, Weaker than Vegeta on earth), and probably on the low end since Bardock was expected to surpass him fairly soon.
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>>39068032
I wonder what gender yajirobe is...
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You wave her off, "I can take them today. They've seen angry Kabuya, but I'll hold that back today, see how they react." Risel nods, floating over to Teito instead, offering to teach her some of the human martial arts techniques.

You step forward in front of the lot of them, Diol shoving Tien in line and stepping behind you to watch. You notice Chichi is still absent, but Gohan and Yajirobe are both present today. "Alright then. We all know the impression I've left on the lot of you. But if you do manage to impress me, I will be fair about it."

The adults all exchange glances among themselves, until you stamp a foot to get there attention. "So." You begin. "Here's what's going to happen to you all today."

>You're all getting weighted clothes
>High gravity room training
>Pendulum room
>Normal sparring, they aren't ready for any of that. Yet.
>Other

>>39068002
no
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>>39068065
>High gravity room training
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>>39068065
>High gravity room training
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>>39068037
Speaking of Bardock. Why dont we use Pendulum Room to help him in his last fight?
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>>39068065
>>High gravity room training

weighted clothes for the stronger ones. Also make them sleep in high gravity.
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>>39068065
>High gravity room training
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>>39068065
>High gravity room training
And get them weighted clothes afterwards.
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>>39068095
A: its a projection, it doesnt alter history
B: "LETS GO FIGHT FREIZA LOL"
C: We don't know how bardock died
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>>39068065
>You're all getting weighted clothes
Start them off easy.
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>>39068130
We actually do. We saw it.
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>>39068065
>High gravity room training
Place it at a level reasonable for them.
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>>39068065
>>You're all getting weighted clothes
tell them we are doing this but also do this
>High gravity room training
not too high a gravity but slowly increase it as the day goes on.
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>>39068065
>>You're all getting weighted clothes
>>High gravity room training

>Weighted clothes for us, too.

They need both
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>>39068065
>You're all getting weighted clothes
>High gravity room training
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>>39068065
>You're all getting weighted clothes
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>>39068065
Start up a training Regimen. Three days a week is intense sparring, three days is straight swole gaining, and one day is a rest day that focuses on fine Ki manipulation.
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>>39068065
>High Gravity room training
Time to practice your forms under stress
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>>39068065
> you will live, move and exert and rest yourself in an environment with higher gravity than earth's.
> those of you, who are used to it, may use weighted clothes to give yourself a challenge.
> Are you able to carry your weight in a heavy situation?
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>>39068156
Sounds like the best idea
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>>39068141
spotting one man in the vaccum of space among all of freizas jobbers
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>>39067912
I have to ask. Who thought that giving Raditiz anything was a good idea? He'll betray us for Vegeta & Napa the first chance he gets, as they'll certainly be more powerful.
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>>39068179
That's what we told Raditz
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>>39068156
" but also do this" without telling them man I'm sleepy. also we need to know about the senzu soon.
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>>39068191
A fusion between any two of our saiyans will curbstomp Vegeta unless he's got a massive upgrade from canon.
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>>39068191

1) Raditz has no reason to betray us for Vegeta. At worse, he'll betray us for himself

2) We need people to fight Freezer
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>>39068191
No, they won't be. Raditiz has grown and he'll get King Kai's training. If we focus on gains at 500x, we'll easily wreck their shit.
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>>39068156
this. what they don't know won't kill them and what doesn't kill them makes them stronger.
also chi control at some point we really need it.
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>>39068095
Because we'd get curbstomped and it wouldn't change history. Though I do wonder if we could use the dragon balls to wish that we could pull real people out of the pendulum room, getting around the 1 year time limit in small quantities. Certainly more inventive than whatever Freeza's minions did.
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>>39068245

Yeah, they all need to get faster with their attacks.

I'm pretty sure Gohan and Spike don't actually know how to use ki, either.
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>>39068245
I know it's only been what... three days but I want chi class on the table incase of time jumps or something. also Vegeta might not even land on Arle after what we did to it so he may well get his power up somewhere else or HIFL turn up with that Brench.
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>>39068294
1)Train like madman, till we can beat Freeza & co
2)Wish(/Bulma) to go back in time to point way before attack, use dragonbals (or something) to move the dead somewhere, or to bypass time travel flaws.
3)Profit.
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>>39068348
Is it bad that I want to see Bardock kill Dodoria?
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>>39068294
they can't effect time I'm afraid. I checked this yesterday for unrelated reasons.
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>>39068303

Gohan needs the traditional saiyan training.

Throw him naked into the wilderness and see if he lives.
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>>39068348
why not just wish for Bulma to be a Saiyan.
she more or less proposed to us last time by offering us all the food we could eat.
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>>39068365
But Bulma can make a time machine, especially if Future Trunks(or whoever else). As long as we can survive initial Android attack, we are golden on this.
Time travel>time restrictions.
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>>39068414
Time travel creates alternate universes.
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>>39068414

>what is Supreme Kai of Time
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>>39068348
>>39068365
like anon said, sorry but it's true I also checked when I was trying to think how to revive the saiyans.
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>>39068414
Trans-dimensional, not actual time-travel. Otherwise, paradox.
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"You are all going to be training at a significant amount of Earth's normal gravity. Understood?" Most of them nod, Krillin and Yajirobe looking scared. Rotating on the spot, you point upwards, into the ship, "Those of you who want a challenge may take weighted clothing on board with you." You add.

"But we don't have-" Chiaotzu starts to talk, only to be cut off.

"I believe I can handle that." Kami calmly explains, exiting the castle. "Whoever wants it, hold still."

Chiaotzu, Tien, Yamcha and Spike all wait, while Yajirobe, Krillin and Gohan head into the ship without it. You remember to take note of that, while Kami yells "Clothes Beam!" Behind you.

The ones who were equipped with the new clothes test out their movement, their clothes still the same, but clearly heavier.

You follow them up into the ship, finding the non weighted ones milling about. "This is the gravity room. You're all going to be seeing a lot of it from now on." You inform them. "Now get in."

They collectively gulp, as they walk inside, the gravity engine currently off, it's at local Earth gravity. You thumb the dial, before turning it too...

>5x, start light
>10x, native Vegetan gravity
>20x, really push them
>50x, it'll be funny

Earth Gravity
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>>39068439
The Namekian balls could do that.
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>>39068464
>10x, native Vegetan gravity
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>>39068464
>10x, native Vegetan gravity

This is the normal gravity of my people. It is equal to 10 of your earth "gees".
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>>39068464
>10x, native Vegetan gravity
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>>39068464
>10x, native Vegetan gravity
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>>39068414
that might work but now you're toying with wishes and that might lead to genie style ironic twist bullshit. Still a good idea didn't think of moving the body without the balls but would that work with the souls they are the bit that matters after all.
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>>39068464
>5x, start light
Let then get used to it, then move to:
>10x, native Vegetan gravity
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>>39068464
>10x, native Vegetan gravity
Let's start off with what a saiyan infant can handle with no trouble.

>Clothes Beam
The most metro of attacks makes an appearance. Speaking of, you could potentially use it as an attack, depending on what it can make. Straight jackets out of carbon nanotubes anyone?
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>>39068464
10x Native Vegetan Gravity

Huh, we'll be surprised to learn that Krillin and Yamcha are already packing weight
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>>39068464
>10x, native Vegetan gravity
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>>39068464
Let's give them Vegeta gravity.
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>>39068464
>10x, native Vegetan gravity
Congratulate all the non-slackers for taking things seriously.
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>>39068518

Or defeat by embarrassment.
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>>39068464
start at , >>5x , but dial it up too as high as they can take by the end of the day.
also get Krillin into some weighted clothing he used the shell in dragon ball he can use the cloths now.
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>>39068518
>>39068546
We can give Freeza a dress, allow him to relive his Quinceanera.
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>>39068464
>>10x, native Vegetan gravity
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>>39068546
Oh darling that outfit does not do you justice, and those colours, ugh, were you dressed by a blind retarded monkey? Lucky for you I have just the thing!
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>>39068563
*5x, by the Kias I should sleep.
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>>39068400

That's the saiyan bridal training, anon.
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>>39068464
>5x, start light

See how they do with 5x, then increase to 10x if they seem to be uncomfortable with 5x.
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>>39068464
>>5x, start light
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>>39068518
Is the clothes beam a technique that anyone can learn or is it Namekian magic?
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You dial it 10x local gravity. "This is the norm on my planet. It's how the infants learn to walk." You tell them, stepping inside, as Chiaotzu and Spike trip and fall, pinned under their weighted clothes, Yajirobe simply tripping under his own weight.

A promising start. With a few grunting heaves, Tien and Yamcha hurl the two in weighted clothes upright, while Krillin attempts to help Yajirobe up.

When everyone's set, you easily walk in amongst them, the smaller ones trembling slightly. "Alright, ladies."

>Sparring practice
>Start running laps
>All of you, versus me GO!
>Write in
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>>39068464
>50x, it'll be funny
What could go wrong?
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>>39068464
>>10x, native Vegetan gravity
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>>39068653
>Sparring practice
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>>39068653
>Start running laps
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>>39068653
>Start with jumping jacks, chin-ups, push-ups, and laps.
This is more for entertainment than actual training.
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>>39068653

>Start running laps

Let's make sure they can all move in this level before we waste time and energy on them trying to fight.
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>>39068653
>Start running laps
They need a foundation to function in this level. This'll get movement down and make sparring actually useful when we get to it.
>When we're done, pull aside the ones who didn't get weights and ask them why they chose not to?
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>>39068653

>Start running laps
>Have them shoot ki blasts while they run.
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>>39068653
>Start running laps
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>>39068653
>Start running laps
They must get used to it before real training begins.
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>>39068653
>Start running laps

Like Saiyan infants, let's see if they can walk before they run.
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>>39068653
>Sparring practice
"You might think this is challenging, but you have the strength to defeat it. Practice your techniques, let the weight give you strength."
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>>39068653
>Start running laps
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>>39068653
>Start running laps
Inform them that it is leading up to
>All of you, versus me GO!
We need some way to handicap ourselves for the fight. So that, rather than a curbstomp, they can actually learn something.
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I'm impressed by Spike, though. I didn't think he'd have the spine to put on the clothes on his own.
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>>39068708

They take all the weights off and we tie them around our waist.
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>>39068653
>Start running laps
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>>39068723
Nah, to easy, to one of our limbs, to off balance us.
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>>39068653
>Sparring practice
the decreased speed and power will let them train the holes out of their guards and all the extra effort moving will mack each attack deliberate and well placed out of necessity.
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>>39068439
We could do what they did to Freeza on Bardock's elite.
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>>39068738
this with improve the core of what they are doing in a fight small things like raw power can come next week or something
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>>39068738
yes
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>>39068653
>>Start running laps
And other muscle groups, squats, push ups and so on. Let them get adjusted, before slowly rising gravity.
>>
A reminder that Vegeta would make a good father.
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>>39068653
>>39068738
>>39068797
well you could give them a warm up first I suppose
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I'm reading through the Archives, and I have to say. I am glad the players here are smart enough not to pick a fight with Arale.
That would have ended SO HORRIBLY for us. Like worse then Popo Horrible.
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"Start running laps! I want to make sure all of you can walk before I make you fight."

Tien, Yamcha, Krillin, Gohan and Chiaotzu all take off as a group, Spike a short distance behind them. Their pace is hilariously slow, but not as bad as Yajirobes.

"Remember what I said about the sled!" You remind him sharply. He startles, and redoubles his pace, slowly catching up on, and then making his way in front of Spike, then the others.

They all keep this up, until Yajirobe falls to all fours, retching, his stomach content splattering along the floor in a thick dense pile.

The others rush jog past him, except Gohan, who pauses to check the viscous goo, before running off, looking disgusted.

By now, Tien and Krillin have made it to the front of the pack, Yamcha right behind them, Chiaotzu and Spike trailing behind, with Gohan catching up on them.

>Leave Yajirobe be
>Tell him to take a rest.
>That's it, he's out!
>Write in
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>>39068819
but Trunks sucks and we want some hybrid power.
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>>39068832
>Tell Yajirobe to clean up his mess
That also allows him to do some movement with less pressure.
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>>39068832
>Write in
Tell Yajirobe that he doesn't eat till he finishes his laps.
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>>39068832
>Tell him to take a rest.
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>>39068832
>Tell him to take a rest.
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>>39068832
>Write in
get him up on his feet he may die face down in his own vomit and that would suck for moral.
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>>39068832
>Encourage Gohan to be first
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>>39068863
Supporting
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>>39068832
>take a rest
That burst of speed shows you have it in you, work on your stamina.
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>>39068832
>>Tell Yajirobe to clean up his mess

Do some (unintentional) femdom while at it.
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>>39068832
>Tell Yajirobe to clean up his mess
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>>39068832
>Tell him to take a rest

We are working him after main training is over. Laps in x5 until he catches up.
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>>39068863
seconding
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>>39068832
heh, this >>39068909
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>>39068863
thirding
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>>39068832
>Tell him to take a rest.
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>>39068906
Good point, but still supporting these
>>39068863
>>39068909
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>>39068832
>Tell Yajirobe to clean up his mess
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>>39068518
>Clothes Beam Attack

Piccolo used it to make a sword, so clearly it can make things other than just clothes.

Use it to conjure a metal face mask? Blind the enemy.
>>
and so it begins. Yajirobe is now our special project.

One day he'll be the sled, but not in the way he expects.
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>>39068917
This. We need him to be our personal success story for the Saiyan gyms we're going to open across or galactic empire.
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>>39068984
Across our galactic empire*, fucking phone.
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>>39068984
The Saiyan Bar and Gym?
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>>39069030
Saiyan Bar, Grill, and Gym.
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>>39068978
I wonder what Yajirobe will look like after he works off the pounds
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>>39068978
No. Kabu is NOT having sloppy seconds after some weird cat mutant.
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>>39069043
Saiyan Bar, Grill, Gym and Karaoke.

>ludes
That comes later Captcha
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>>39068984
>>39068978
>>39068917
>>39068909
>>39068906
>>39068957
We continue to deride him, insult him, and belittle him during training. He disgusts us. Is this the best he can do? Worthless pile of shit. This continues until he stands up to us. Until he proves he is strong.

Then...it begins.

>>39069055
I don't think he ever actually slept with Korin, he just freeloaded there.
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>>39069091
>I don't think he ever actually slept with Korin, he just freeloaded there.

If the cat didn't make the moocher put out my opinion of him just went down a few bars.
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>>39069070
>Bar, Grill, Gym, and Karaoke
Truly, Saiyans will bring culture to a universe sorely lacking in it.
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"Yajirobe! Clean that up, now!" You bark, "If you can't keep up with the laps, that's how you'll exercise. You fetch rags and toss them at his feet.

He grips at them, his shaggy hair hanging heavy around his face, as he struggles to wipe up his own vomit.

Looking back to the main group, you see that Yamcha is starting to pull ahead of Tien now, Gohan having passed Spike, who in turn has pass Chiaotzu, the small snow white boy's stamina clearly lagging as well.

Spike and Gohan run about neck and neck, the two of them slowly gaining on the leaders, who are literally shoulder to shoulder, fighting over who gets to run on the inner side of the circle.

Tien jostles and takes the inner side, only for Gohan to brush by both of them, Spike's energy lagging as well now.

"Tien! C'mon, we can't just let Goku's kid show us up." Yamcha insists. "It's embarrassing."

Tien just bumps him again, "Then stop trying to take my spot!" He tells the long haired man, his breath running ragged.

Both of them are caught unaware, their argument distracting them from the fact that Gohan collapses in front of them. They both trip over the child, crashing to the floor, groaning in pain.

They roll apart and slowly pick themselves up, as you survey the room; Chiaotzu, Spike and Gohan are out for the count. Yajirobe cleaned his mess, now sprawled on his back, leaving only Tien and Yamcha still standing, but clearly exhausted.

Before you can give instructions, Tien walks over to pick up Chiaotzu, tossing the small boy over his shoulder.

>Write in
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>>39069162

Alright, take five. But you'll never make it to all you can eat night at this rate.

>obtain x1 gohan
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>>39069162
>Check on Gohan
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>>39069190
Second
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>>39069162
>This is a good start. We'll continue this until you are acclimated over the next few training days. We'll start with a light run, then do Kata until you are all capable of sparring. Take twenty minutes to rest and then we'll do Kata in x5 gravity instead of 10...
>Yajirobe, report after class.
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>>39069190
Thirded.

Now, do we return to chichi or not? Might give her incentive to not skive off training.
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>>39069190
This.
>>39069216
No lowering of gravity. The point is to make them used to it. Reference the show. Lowering gravity would make them weaker.
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>>39069162
where did Krillin go
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>>39069162
What ever happened to Krillin?

Anyway give them a break, technically you need to let your muscles rest after a work-out.
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>>39069162
"Good idea, Tien. Next time, you will all rotate between carrying another member and being carried. Take five, then we'll start again."
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Also we should get weighted clothes for ourselves. Time spent training these guys is tame wasted not training ourselves.

Ask Kami for extra tonnage for all sayans.
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>>39069256
>>39069258
...bastard legged it. Let's play a game, catch the Krillin. Winner gets a meal of their choice.
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>>39069162
>Congratulations Yamcha, your posturing just potentially harmed an ally. Don't ever let me catch you doing that again.
>Tien, learn to deal with distractions.
>>
So, Yamcha is harming allies with posturing
Tien is too easily distracted
Krillin is AWOL, but was leading at one point
Gohan has potential
Chiaotzu is slow
Spike is also slow
Yajirobe is the disappointment we always thought he would be
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>>39069162
Reduce to 5X gravity and have those still fit do some light sparing or something.
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>>39069162

>"Alright, take fives. Yamcha, pride is great and all, but learn to use it properly. Tien, eyes on the prize. Don't get distracted. Yajirobe... you actually did good with what you were working with. "

>Check on the unconcious ones
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"Alright take five. But you lot will never make it to all you can eat night at this rate." Tien and Yamcha's heads both whip around at that.

"All you-?"

"Can eat?" They ask in sync.

You nod. "Bulma said the Briefs would be willing to throw an all you can eat feast for the whole group. I told her you lot can only come if you all impress me."

They both take a minute to ponder that, as you easily stoop and pick up Gohan, resting him against your shoulder and hip, you carry him outside, letting everyone troop out behind behind you for a short break, Yamcha and Tien once again dragging the unmoving out.

"Sssssoooo." A timid voice to your left begins, "That was a pretty good workout, huh?" Krillin is smiling at you, looking much to well rested.

"Yes." You begin, "What was your favourite part? The pushup competition, or the jumping jacks?"

He shrugs it off with an easy gesture of his hand, "Oh.... you know, it was all good."

You raise a brow, shifting Gohan as he starts to wake. "That's funny." You tell him, "Because we didn't do any of those things."

Krillin makes a small choked noise. "I...... did not know that." He says slowly.

>Write in
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>>39069547
Give him a special lesson at 15 times gravity.
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>>39069547
Truly, you must be commended for wanting to conserve your strength for a one on one spar with me. I'm impressed.

Proceed to lay down the hurt.
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>>39069574
Kek second.But do it in the gravity room at 10x gravity
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>>39069547
Start running!
15 times gravity special!!
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>>39069574
Nope hes sparring now.
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>>39069547
15 times gravity special. Do some jumping jacks.

Get a whip, and whip him, if he is to slow.
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>>39069547

"Okay, wiseguy. You're wearing the same dumb uniform Kakarot and Yamcha are, so I assume you're familiar with the concept of "training"? Is there some method you'd rather be doing? Or if you want to stay weak I could kill you now and get it over with..."

Insult his pride as a martial artist a little.
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>>39069547
Whaaat? I though Krillin trained hard? Since when does he duck out of shit, he quit that as a kid.
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>>39069574
I like this. Tell him we might even turn into our giant monkey form for it.
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>>39069666
>abridged krillin
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>>39069547
> maybe I should force you and another of your race to procreate with each ither and make you eat your dead mate and progeny?
> I am sure you wouldn't care.
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>>39069628
Add part about him not being manly, and unattractive. He is in this for the ladies.
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>>39069574
This. But in the gravity chamber.
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>>39069675
Aw, forgot.
Is there even a point in training him if he's abridged version?
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>>39069666

Krillin trains hard, but he dodges danger
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>>39069703

Well, that might actually work, lamenting the lack of strong mates to produce HYBRID STRONK
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>>39069721
Is there a point in doing anything if it is abridged version?
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>>39069547
"Look, do you want out? Because if you aren't willing to take this seriously, you're just a liability and a weakness that will get people killed. Even the fatass is trying, and he's the weakest of you lot."
>>
As much as I like Abridged, it almost seems to me like that version's more known than their canon personalities nowadays. I've met people whol legit thought Nappa was similar to his Abridged version in the real thing, then were surprised when he wasn't.
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>>39069574
This.

Skip out on training will you?
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>>39069739

Bulma, maybe
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>>39069764
Can`t blame them for Nappa tho.
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After reflexion, I think laying down the hurt on him would be counter-productive.

The guy needs encouragements, not a beating showing how weak he is.

Plus, we said we'll be the carot today.

>>39069547

>"Really, lil' guy? Even Yajirobe tried. You really fear failure that much? You could become stronger, you know, if you're that afraid."
>"If you want out, get out. Go waste your potential somewhere it doesn't waste my time"
>>
I had an idea for a special attack.

Generate a ki aura in our hands, but don't compress it into an explosive blast. Just hold the ki for a Burning Fists of Fury kind of thing.

Could be fucking vicious if used right.

Imagine being in a melee fight and going for a head shot, when our fists suddenly burst into flames.

What would have been just blunt force trauma becomes cutting/burning damage.

Instead of a normal blow to the head, he gets half his face mutilated and loses an eye.
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"Truly, you must be commended for wanting to conserve your strength for a one on one spar with me. I'm impressed."

He makes another choked noise, backing away now. "Uhhhhm." He begins, his voice cracking with fear, "C-couldn't I just do the laps now?" He begs, as Gohan knuckles his eyes, "I mean.... d- I can do them, twice as high as the others. Y-yeah! I'll do it at times twenty."

You start walking towards him slowly, wearing your dangerous smile, you bend down in front of him, coming to his eye level.

>Get ready for a fight
>Get out of my sight
>Shut up and do the laps, or else.
>Write in
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>>39069764

It's a shame that people just watch Abridged without seeing the series. It's a lot funnier when you have a baseline to compare it with.
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>>39069872
>Get ready for a fight,Look up to see if the moon is out and if it is."Prepare for a great fight...."
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>>39069872

>"Why are you fighting, Krillin?"

Let's tear him a new one verbally, for once.
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>>39069874
I tried to watch the series, it's just so bloody long.
I suppose I can try again, as it looks like I should enjoy it...
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>>39069872
>Get ready for a fight
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>>39069574
Yes. but lets not break him
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>>39069872
>Shut up and do the laps, or else.
Make him run more.
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>>39069872
>Shut up and do the laps, or else.
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>>39069872
>Get ready for a fight

We're not going to break him. Just teach him a lesson.
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>>39069872
>>Get ready for a fight

Use our ki blasts to juggle him up into the air.
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>>39069872
>Get ready for a fight
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>>39069872
>Get ready for a fight
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>>39069872
>Shut up and do the laps, or else.
>Verbal berating during the whole thing.
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>>39069904

Read the manga, dude.


Or watch the Kai version, maybe. I've heard they managed to make it way faster
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>>39069935
>>39069934
>>39069933
>>39069929
>>39069909
>>39069897
>>39069893

Come on, guys, a bit of pedagogy

Beating him up won't teach him anything other than he's weak, and he already know that.
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>>39069872
>Write in

I'll support this: >>39069903

We gotta get inside his head and figure out why he's dodging out of all of this. Kicking his ass isn't going to do anything but make us feel better. We need to whip these guys into a cohesive fighting force.
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>>39070001
This makes sense, actually.
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>>39069872
>Get ready for a fight
Do not try to play me. Do not think I am doing any of this out of the kindness of my heart. This is about survival. Your world and the rest of my species are at stake.

This isn't a joke

This isn't a tournament

This is life or death, and the death that's coming for your world isn't as nice as me.
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>>39069984
If he dodges the training, he gets beaten to a pulp. Its punishment.
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alright for the sake of not hearing complaints

>No escaping the fight
>get inside his head
>Do the laps
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>>39070018

Then vote for it at Chuckles's post
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>>39069872
>Write in
"Why are you bothering, then? Why are you if not to train and become stronger?"
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>>39070052
>get inside his head
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>>39070052

>get inside his head

While fighting him obviously. You can only understand people you trade blows with.
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>>39070052
>get inside his head
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>>39070052
>No escaping the fight
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>>39070042

The fat guy got scott free the first time
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>>39070052
>get inside his head
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>>39070052
>No escaping the fight
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>>39070052
>No escaping the fight
>get inside his head
Why not both?
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>>39070052
>>get inside his head
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>>39070052
>No escaping the fight
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>>39070052
>get inside his head
and then laps. Unless he is such an idiot that he needs the stupid beaten out of him.
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>>39070052
Laps
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>>39070052
>No escaping the fight
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>>39070052
>No escaping the fight
I find this bullshit excuse to coddle him rather pointless. We can still give him a speach after the fight if you insist on being "diplomatic" and "understanding".
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>>39070052
>get inside his head
If only one.
Or both, if we can
>No escaping the fight
>get inside his head

We can actuate our words with a beating(or spanking/whipping).
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>>39070052
Indeed
>>39070132
>>39070093
>Why not Both?
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Haven't we talked at them and given them talks since day one? Whats this one supposed to do different?
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>>39070052
>No escaping the fight
>get inside his head
Just do both jesus christ man...They were the most voted and they fit together
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>>39070129

It's more like finding a way to motivate him. Risel wasn't making much headway with training until we found out that why she was holding back; when we discovered that mental block and found a way for her to go around it, she quickly progressed beyond that level and caught up with Teito. I think she's even stronger than Teito PL-wise nowadays.
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>>39070052
>>get inside his head
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>>39070161

We haven't talked with them. We don't know anything about them either
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>>39070176
>It's more like finding a way to motivate him.
>Super powered asshole scome to murder you and all you love
If that didn't motivate him, then there is nothing left to be said.
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>>39070201
Yeah, but like, what's in it for me man....
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>>39070223
Well, nothing. And if thats his attitude, we might as well not waste time on him.
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>>39070201

You'd be surprised how hard people can disassociate.
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>>39070201

Yeah, but that's kind of a more vaguely menacing thing that's a year away. Like a group project that's due at the end of the semester, or having an unpleasant relative over for the holidays. You can pretty much fool yourself into thinking that you're OK and procrastinate until the appointed day comes.
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>>39070176
Make fun of his manhood. He is in this for the girls. Well almost all men want to be strong for the girls anyway.

We should suggest that training would make him manly and more attractive, while dodging it would make him a sissy bitch(We should tail peg him, if he does this again, just saying.).
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"Krillin. Why are you even here if you're going to dodge my training? What's the point of wasting the time of someone as dangerous as I am?"

He gulps. "I-I was out here.. pr-practising my Kamehame"

"Krillin. The truth." You bark at him.

The bald man gulps. "I... damn it fine! You want the truth? You guys show up, and the one who's the weakest of all you kills Goku, and damn near kills Piccolo too." He squares his shoulders as you stand up straight. "And you want to know what happened to me?" He balls his fists, "I was killed by Piccolo's weakling half brother things! What the hell am I even supposed to do, when someone stronger than you is coming. What the Kami are any humans supposed to do? When you exist?"

Gohan starts to sniffle from all the shouting, as Risel flies in close, having caught the tail end of the conversation.

"I was out here, because I know that I can't get that tough, so I was.... I was trying to come up with some smart way to beat people." Krillin tells you. "Not that I've... come up with anything yet." He adds, scuffing his boot on the tiles.

>Write in
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>>39070232
Except nothing we can say would change that? So what exactly is the point of talking then?

beating him up will at least drive home how real the threat of getting murdered by something stronger is.
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>>39070246
Then get back in there and run laps until you pass out. Tomorrow we are discussing certain things to ugh Mr. Popo.
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>>39070246
>That's good drive, but misplaced
>Keep working on that, but don't think you can slouch on my training.
>Turn up the gravity back to x10, tell him to run

Not a vote, but how about having them meditate in higher gravity later?
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>>39070246
..Commendable, in theory. But if you lack the strength to realise your tactics?

And what ideas have you had. What can you do.
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>>39070246
You can think while you train, cant you? Or you are not man enough to run and think at same time?

Being smart is good, but you should become stronger too. You are weak, because you don't want to train and think at same time.

I am teaching you to focus on your energy manipulation, while you move next.

Make a ki ball, and hold it, while running laps!
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>>39070246
>Train then! You're lamenting that you're weak then train! Become stronger.To get stronger i trained till i nearly killed myself! Train,Fight,Lose,Win if you come out of it alive you will get stronger!
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>>39070246
>All cleverness won't help you if you don't have anything to work with. You need basics before you start with tricks. Now do those laps.
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(Not in-character)

To be fair, he's got something of a point. He still needs to train his ass off to have the POWER to do clever shit, but even in canon humans in general were pretty out classed by...what, around the Ginyu saga? He's got a point in that they need to fight really fucking smart, as opposed to just hard.

Still needs to train, though. Bitch can't get out of that.
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>>39070246

"Work smarter not harder, huh? Well, I may have someone good at that. But you can't use it as an excuse to slack off. Also, you need to understand the enemy's capabilities. Which is why you should go run some laps in 10x gravity".

And then we assign him to Risel for more "tactical" training, interspersed with actual bouts of training.
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>>39070246
Lower our Ki to where we were at the start of the quest "This was me six months ago, before I really started to figure out how to get stronger quickly. There is no such thing as a weakling, only those who refuse to improve."
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>>39070375
That's not a bad idea. And it does cement the idea that we can be reasonable.
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>>39070373
>He's got a point in that they need to fight really fucking smart, as opposed to just hard.
Not really, he would have a point if fighting smarter would actually help him more than training. But it absolutely wouldn't, and he is nowhere near the level where it could.
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>>39070246

What did your friend Goku do whenever he encountered someone who was stronger than he was? When he fought with Raditz, he found a way to achieve victory even when he was so vastly outmatched. I was there when it happened. Even with all of my strength, I couldn't stop whatever plan he worked out with Piccolo to kill Raditz, and he was close to death at the time.

Then lower our Ki to how low it was when the quest opened to demonstrate. Explain that we had to work hard to get to where we are today. He can do the same, if he is willing to try.

Perhaps we can also do this, too: >>39070375
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>>39070246

>"That's a lot of pride in your weakness you have, earthling."
>Put a finger on his chest
>"Can't get stronger because we exist? Ha! This is a good one! Not that long ago, my girls were barely just as strong as you. We had to flee space tyrants, monsters and random pirates. We CLAWED our ways through until we reached this far. Even Raditz worked this damn hardest to succeed, and boy that guy had troubles. Can't get that though? Don't make me laugh! Anyone can get that though if they have the guts, the will, the drive to do it!"

>Turn back

>"Now, unless you come in with me and the others, and start thinking of smart ways to bet people as you get stronger, or you leave. Your choice."
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>>39070383
Second
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>>39070373

Humans were outclassed also because they didn't train as much as the others.
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>>39070246
"Fighting smarter rather than harder still requires fighting, and having enough strength to actually put those smart tactics into effect. Doing your thinking after you finish basic training.
"Now, get in there and start doing laps."
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Also can all the fags who want to fuck krillen and Fat boy pls go.
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>>39070399

It's a pretty simple solution. Krillin is a technique fighter, and we can't beat him into being a powerhouse. So we can have him put his head together with our own Technique fighter and maybe they can work some magic.

Meanwhile, Kabuya probably needs to do some work with Gohan, since that kid has nothing but unrefined power.
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>>39070246
The difference between winning and losing is ultimately those who have a clear goal, focus on it, and don't give up. We're not training you to take on Freeza personally, we're trading you so we can depend on your abilities.

Focus on your Ki if that is the specialty you want to improve, but don't skimp on your strength. When I first trained at high gravity, I could barely train at first, but I stepped up to and beyond it.

Popo brought you here because you have potential. Focus on your goal.
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>>39070506
>It's a pretty simple solution
Its no a solution at all, because he can't do any tricks on the level he would need unless he has some actual strength to work with.
Try that idea maybe in half a year, and then it might work.
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>>39070246
Punch him in the face. If he dodges it congratulate him. If not

"How do you expect to outsmart anyone when you can't dodge a punch"
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You stand over the bald man. "Work smarter instead of harder, huh? Commendable in theory, but in practice, you'll need to be stronger, to survive long to be smart." You push him backwards lightly, handing Gohan to Risel.

You dim your power down as low as it can get, to a base of nearly 2000. "Less than a year ago, this is where I was." You tell him, before letting it flare, all the way up to full bore, your aura shimmering around you in a light purple wave. "And this is where I've gotten! And I got here through cold! Hard! Work!"

Krillin gulps backing away, "Your point?" He squeaks.

You shove him towards the ship, letting your power drop to it's natural resting level. "My point is that you need to get back to work. Master the basics before you try to pick up tricks." You shove him forward with the tip of your boot. "If you manage that, then you can start thinking of ways to be clever with Risel here."

He scurries up into the ship, as the rest of the group starts to come around, Spike rubbing his head, Chiaotzu groaning and floating off Tiens shoulder, his body ramrod stiff as he moves through the air. Even Yajirobe finally gets the energy to sit upright, repositioning his sword as he sits.

"Maybe.... hmm maybe we can focus on training smaller groups?" Teito asks, walking up with Diol. "I assume ol' three eyes hear wants the tall bald one and the whitey?"

Diol shrugs, "I'll take whoever, I guess." He says, but clearly doesn't mean it.

>Good idea, I'll take (Write in)
>Nah, I'll stick in charge
>Nah (Write in) is in charge, I'm going too...
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>>39070602
>Good idea, I'll take Gohan and Chi-Chi
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>>39070602
>Good idea, I'll take Gohan and the second strongest of the bunch
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>>39070602
>Good idea, I'll take
Gohan and Spike
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>>39070602
>>Good idea, I'll take (Write in)

Spike and Gohan

Those two need the most teaching about ki, probably.
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>>39070635

2nd
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>>39070635
kami said chichi was out of it, waiting for healing
presumably that means sensu
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>>39070635

Chi-Chi still isn't there
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>>39070602
>Good idea, I'll take (Write in)
Yamcha and Gohan.
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>>39070602
>>Good idea. I take Yajirobe, and Chi-Chi.

Still we should focus on basic training for now, and specialty training after that.

Do morning gravity jogs, and technique training after it?

Also we must make them multitask. Its ridiculous how many of them stand still while shooting energy. Energy molding on the move, and while flying is a must have.
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>>39070602

>>>39070602
>>Good idea, I'll take (Write in)

Spike, Gohan and Yajirobe

The first two need the most teaching about ki, probably, and the third never showed more than the very basics.

Let's train them in ki blast, gently.
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>>39070635
Chichi hasn't recovered yet.

I'd advise against taking them together anyway. She would be constantly fussing and angsting over Gohan rather than training or letting him train.
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>>39070602
>Good idea, I'll take Gohan and Yajirobe
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>>39070702

See >>39070672
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>>39070602
>Good idea, I'll take (Write in)
Yamcha and Gohan,Chi Chi when she gets healed
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You nod, "Good idea Teits." She frowns at the nickname, "I'll take Spike, Gohan and Yajirobe."

Risel chips in, "But, if Diol takes two, that just leaves me and Teito with only one. Yamcha." She points over to the taller shaggy haired man, laughing at some joke he told Tien, the triclops just staring at him, stonefaced.

You grunt in annoyance.

>Then Diol can share
>Then you can both teach Yamcha, he seems promising
>Fine, one of you take...
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>>39070846
>Fine, one of you take...
Yajirobe.
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>>39070846
>Then you can both teach Yamcha, he seems promising
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>>39070846
>Fine, one of you take Yajirobe
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>>39070846
>Then you can both teach Yamcha, he seems promising
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>>39070846
>Fine, one of you take...
Yajirobe.
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>>39070846
Share that idiot.
Whenever you're fed up with him, give him to diol and dio back to you.
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>>39070846
give them yaji
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>>39070846
>>Fine, one of you take...
>>Yajirobe
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>>39070846
>Fine, Teito takes Gohan.
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>>39070846
>Then you can both teach Yamcha, he seems promising
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>>39070846
>Then you can both take Yamcha, he seems promising
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>>39070846
>Then you can both teach Yamcha, he seems promising
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"Fine. One of you take Yajirobe."

Risel quickly volunteers to take him, knowing Teito won't be able to stomach him for long after she chased him around yesterday.

Teito agrees, stalking over to Yamcha and dragging him away from the group by his collar. "Swing at me!" She barks, as Risel stoops near Yajirobe, asking if he's ready to fight again, giving him a hand back to his feet.

Diol steps in close to you for a second. "That Tien kid." He mutters. "He ain't strong, but damn if he doesn't have technique. Kid's got the Four Witches down pat, and Solar Flare as well as a bunch of other moves to boot." he rubs his chin, staring at his long lost cousin. "They don't make 'em tough here... but they do seem talented at least."

You just grunt, picking Gohan up and walking over to Spike, currently lying on his stomach, flexing his wings. "Miss Kabuya?" He questions, "I'm starting to rethink these weighted clothes. With these on, my wings aren't capable of flight anymore!" He whines. "Not to mention, I believe Kami altered the colour, look how dull the shade of blue is now!

>Train til you can fly with them, that's the point, it's time to focus on...
>Write in
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>>39071090
>>Train til you can fly with them, that's the point, it's time to focus on Ki
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>>39071090
>Train til you can fly with them, that's the point, it's time to focus on...
Ki control.
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>>39071090
>Fly him over the edge, and hold him over it. "You really need wings to fly?"
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>>39071090
>>Train til you can fly with them, that's the point, it's time to focus on Ki

Do you really need wings to fly? Time to fix that.
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>>39071090

>Train til you can fly with them, that's the point, it's time to focus on...
>Ki control lessons

We've got, pretty much, the group that can barely, if at all use their Ki. Teaching them how to fly should be pretty good for starters, or just materializing it at all would probably be a big morale boost.
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>>39071090
"By the time I'm done with you, you'll be able to fly without the wings. Seriously, it's not hard, look at the little guy."

So, back in the gravity chamber at 5Gs for some light sparing or something?
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>>39071090
We're on page 10, not-Chuckles.
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"Train until you can fly. That's the point of the weight!" You sigh, "Now it's time to focus on our ki manipulation. By the time I'm done with you, you might not even need the wings to begin with."

Spikes' ears pick up at that, as he pushes himself off the ground with a grunt.

"This... ki, is that what you called it? Is that how the others are firing of all those blasts and flying about, I take it?" You nod, and he just nods back, "Right, just making sure. My people have no concept of it. We just stick to our devil magic." He clicks his fingers, trident appearing in hand.

You chew the inside of your lip, "Saiyans are a non magic race. It tends to... disagree with us."

Spike just shrugs his head, "I wouldn't know, other than that Goku boy, he used a magical flying cloud as transportation."

"That's the Nimbus!" Gohan adds, tugging at your pant leg. "It goes really fast, nearly Mach 1!"

You nod patiently, trying to move along, "Yes, yes all good. Now-"

"Can you fly that fast?" Gohan interrupts.

"If needs be." You tell him, itching to get to the point.

>Teach them how to fly
>Teach them ki blasts
>Write in
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>>39071348
>Teach them how to fly
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>>39071348
>Teach them how to fly
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>>39071348
>Teach them how to fly

New tred pls.
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>>39071348
>Teach them how to fly

Teach Gohan to fly. Be a better mom than Chichi.

One day. He'll slip and call Kabu or Risel mom. Chichi will die inside.
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>>39071348
>Teach them how to fly
Fly you fools.
Now we do it the bird way.
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>>39071348
>teach them how to fly
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>>39071348
>Teach them how to fly
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>>39071381
Thats horrible.
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>>39071348
>Teach them how to fly

also
>>39071381
and
>>39071378
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>>39071381
Other suffering-anon, is that you?
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>>39071381

She'll become the legendary super salty, and all life in the galaxy will end.
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>>39071348
>>Teach them ki blasts

Canonicaly, it's easier as first step than flying
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>>39071581



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