This twitter thing everyone's talking about - https://twitter.com/DrUnorigional

Difficulty: This crappy quest will have a difficulty setting that you can change at any time if you so wish, just ask, use it tactically.

>Easy mode: (Half XP) You get 5 dice rolls, best roll taken, the entire world is sunshine and rainbows. Only lasts for 5 in game story posts.

>Normal (defult): (Normal XP rates and encounters.)You get 3 rolls, best dice taken.

>challenging: (Double XP!) You only get 2 rolls, best of 2.

>Hard mode: (Triple XP and more loot.) You get 2 rolls but we use an average instead of the best one. Bad luck comes your way and shit is getting perilous, pray to the dice gods for mercy.

>Punishing: (Quadruple XP and allot of cool stuff just left lying around. )You only got one shot, make it count. 1 roll. Enemies are written as more competent/ better equipped, E.G if encountered then regular wolves will become larger dire wolves ect. You may get your shit pushed in.

>Nightmare mode: (10 times exp) Awww shit son u gon die. The worst of 3 rolls is taken, the world shifts to grimdderp and bad things happen. You can't turn it off for 10 in game posts.

Fate point: QM steals from khornette quest because he is a filthy hack, you can reroll one dice per session. Only once, and use that instead.

Dub rolls = +30
Trip rolls = +90

>Current level = 26
>Difficulty = Challenging. ( I didn't forget, I'm just not changing it )
XP: current/total = level.
For example. 35 exp collected vs a 60 for evolution = level 58

Every 25 levels you get some kind of passive perk that might have an effect on your next evolution. Whatever you choose gets strengthened as and if you evolve.

Experience is given via difficulty and is relative. Remember to use the difficulty setting tactically, you can't raise it until after the fight is over.

>Mundane = 1 or even 0 XP. Shit like killing insects or knitting.
>Easy: 1-3 EXP, picking a lock or successfully hunting small prey.
>Medium: 5-10 EXP hunting larger prey that can fight back but really can't win.
>Challenging: 10-25: Shit that can fight back but not exactly life threatening.
>Threatening: 25-50 Something that could very well kill you and puts up a fair fight. 1V1 me faggot.
>Deadly: 50-100+ a (much?) larger/stronger opponent that may have the odds stacked in their favour

>>39049808
>Just drag the dead deer in there and hope for the best.
Clearly this is the best idea.

>>39049808
>Leave the deer outside.
>Go in, tell Salvia about it and hope she deals with it as appropriate.
Don't wanna track deer juice across their floor.

Also
>smoking salvia
It's always such jokes, you get the weirdest stuff happening.

By the way, does the difficulty affect our ability to interact socially or is it just how much the environment is out to get us?

>>39049885
Good question. Does difficulty actually make Snek mom hate us?

>>39049808
>Knock knock formerly fast food delivery!

Let's not drag blood and death into the house.

>>39049910
>>39049885
No the difficulty doesn't affect friendly characters unless on nightmare mode. It does affect social rolls like that one you did last thread where katie tried not to cry.

>>39049808
>Knock knock formerly fast food delivery!

>>39049966
>>39049958
DOMINOS PIZZA with a side of >>39049885


Writing.

>>39049975
Quivering with anticipation

>>39049808
SNEKENING STATS! YEEES

Aso did anyone else have a
An internal error occurred: 5129A2DC253DA.AB45849 in the captcha?

>>39050289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlwnbcxBuzI

>>39050302
Yes, captcha has been acting up, on and off.

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>39049975
Rolling for deer edibility... also captcha work you fuck!

If captcha breaks try refreshing.

>>39049808
Well you can't just drag blood ,death and deer fluids into the house obviously. Apprehensively wringing your hands you slither as quietly as one can onto a creaky porch, various scenarios run through your head all ending in stuttering like an idiot and the deer rotting outside for days before anyone noticed...

You'd better just knock and point, can't go possibly wrong.

You knock 3 times and wait roughly 10 seconds, flinching when an exasperated voice calls out "just come in, we're open". You glance about nervously out of habit, not quite confident in your ability to explain why you've brought a nigh rotting deer to her front door for dinner without devolving into a pathetic stuttering mess.

You go to knock again but pause, your hand hovers on the door while your face goes through the motions of a constipated man taking an uncomfortably large shit and wondering nervously if he should just call an ambulance instead, or perhaps a neurotic highschool girl debating over whether you could make it home in time or just use a public restroom. The seat was covered in urine, never again. Seriously who the fuck even does that in a woman's restroom.... unless...

An annoyed hiss getting approaching from the other side of the door like a steam train with the intent to mangle tells you that you had in fact zoned out randomly thinking about cross-dressers, a familiar instinctual fear of angry moms overcomes you and you back away from the door before it slams open.

-(cont)-

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>39050417
Rolling for deer STDs.

>>39050417
Venison is always delicious.

Oh fuck, I see what you guys mean about the captcha now... Thanks ghostmoot, etc

>>39050453
Salvia looks pissed, initially at least. Her face quickly goes blank when she see's you, shifting quickly to a look of concern.

You stare blankly at her feeling like you got caught shitting into the cookie jar, because like, that's fucked up bro, why would you even do that.

"Wheres Edie?" It's scary how she managed to sound so concerned whilst mixing in a tiny bit of 'someones getting castrated'.

"h-he w-went to-" before you can even react she approaches you

She looks you over and starts touching you, you tense up at first wondering just what the fuck is going on, then slowly start to relax as you realize this vaguely molesty feeling is probably platonic and you should get your mind out of the gutter. There's something about the way she's gently clutching your shoulders and turning you this was and that, checking you over, the way she caresses you as if you were made of glass... it instantly relaxes you for reasons you can't even fathom, makes you feel safe. It's feels both right and highly disturbing "Are you OK dear? I thought you were getting some new clothes, did you-... is that a... deer?" yea, that's a deer.

Staring blankly at the dead animal carcass, you rack your mind for ideas but nothing comes, yea it's a dead deer, why is it there brain, why don't you fucking explain it. You end up stuttering "I-I -uh, th-the, i-it'sssss-uh-..."

Even you don't know what you just said, maybe it was a placeholder for 'I was wondering maybe if you'd want this for dinner'

"...lets get you a nice bath and a warm cup of tea" b-but your messy deer corpse. You don't resist the gentle pressure she puts on your shoulders as she leads you inside in the slightest, OK. OK to be honest you wouldn't want to eat that deer either, it's not like anyone's going to steal it.

-(cont)-

>>39050472
>b-but muh deer

>ok.jpeg... bath and tea sounds nice anyway.

>Ask salvia [write in]?

Also apologies for the delay I just had an episode of crippling writers block wherein I stared at the screen like it was the abyss, the screen stared back and my mind just went blank. Fuck you screen.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>39050486
Too lazy to decide for myself, putting my vote in the hands of the dice gods...

>>39050486
>b-but muh deer

Damn it Doc, now I'm having ideas of a snake ball involving Salvia "teaching" Katie and her daughters. Stupid dirty mind.

>>39050486
>b-but muh deer

All our hard work!

>>39050486
>b-but muh deer.

>I brought tribute!

How high do we have to roll to just break ourselves and explain everything, from the brick-head incident to snake-chan, in a rambling yet perfectly coherent way to snek-mom?

>>39050515
>>39050543
>>39050573
MUH DEER!!!

>>39050590
Pretty fucking high.

Writing.

>>39050590
That will probably happen in time I'd say give it another week or so and Katie will out loud question how long a coma dream can last, why it is so hellish and missing internet, and why the hell she would imagine herself without legs, then break down crying.

>>39050486
>b-but muh deer

>>39050590
Probably a 100

>>39050623
didn't that already kinda happen?

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>39050637

>>39050674
Not in this quest, all we dropped is the weird needle comment and the fact that we have a human name, both can be justified as us overhearing conversation and making a name up on the spot or us not having any idea how drugs work.

>>39050696
I must say I do love how different Katie is from Spiderbutt. One has completely severed themself from their past life, only using the information when necessary or to better her situation. The other is held back by their past life, clinging to who they once were, even though this world is a brand new chance and the people more accepting of the odd and different. At least till the inquisition shows up.

>>39050696
That's exactly what happened. You see Katie is just crazy and had to create an imaginary world to help her survive in the jungle with all her genetic memory.

>>39050754
I wasn't there for spiderbutt quest can anyone through me a link or just summarize the relevant details?

>>39050783
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=REQM

Long story short.

NEET with no friends is reborn into loving family as STRONK spider.

>>39050754
I'd like to point out that katie pretty much had a whole 6 days with no contact with any sapient form of life, more than enough time for her old identity to become defined as her new one... presumably receiving a new identity in a healthy environment would result in a different outcome altogether.

>>39050815
>NEET
Uh think you should reread the first thread buddy.....

>>39050840
Oh shit I got my weird terms mixed up.. was it Christmas cake? I know she had a family who didn't give two shits spent most of her time alone. Went out once a week with friends and was murdered by one of them.

Maybe the term is just "sad."

>>39050857
Meh it's cool, Just pointing it out is all

>>39050472
Being a filthy hikki NEET to be you can't quite decide whether the way she's touching you is arousing or comforting in a motherly way... or possibly a bit of both sickening enough, it's utterly foreign to you who, being completely devoid of physical contact and who's only knowledge of such comes from degenerate internet porn aren't exactly the best judge when it comes to intimate physical contact.

For gods sake your own mother didn't even treat you like this, except maybe when you were a baby... is this how people try to comfort kids?

You have to admit though it's... it's really nice. Nobody has ever touched you up like this before, or maybe you're brain's just exaggerating it from lack of experience, just like all those times you went to the nurses office asking for stitches and received a plaster with a smiley face on it instead. The melting pot of confusion and conflicted emotions that is your mind is slowly calming into an ocean of 'everything's OK, she thinks I'm a toddler'. There's just one little niggling thing that tickles the back of your mind, and suddenly it claws it's way to the surface like a bothered cat thrown into a shallow pool of soapy pig guts.

Your fucking deer, you own it. It is yours, you went through a ton of shit and got decked by a crackhead to bring that in and you're not about to leave it outside to be... well you guess cleaned by the raid or dried out depending on the weather. You doubt anyone's going to steal it, but the overwhelming panic that strikes you as if a hundred pound note just got blown out of your hand and into the street is there all the same, have to protect it for the sheer principle of it being yours. You blame the jungle for doing this to you. Fucking deformed carrion monkeys.

-(cont)-

>>39051135

"WAIT" you blurt out with quite honestly astounding clarity. You're so taken aback by your outburst that you have to stop and ponder why you really want that ruined deer corpse so badly.

Snake-moms reply is lighting quick and sharp "Whats wrong?" She turns on you and you can see her eyes are wide and full of concern. You feel like you're on stage again.

"uh-uh...m-my deer..i-isssss" you point a shaking finger towards the door, it's funny but you thought you saw a grimace for a second there before you finished turning your head back towards snake-mom. Now it just looks like a really strained smile.

"Yes dear?"

"I-I t-thou-ght....I-I j-jussssst... d-do you want i-it for d-d-dinner-m-maybe, i-i m-mean uh" the look on her face very clearly says oh fucking god no, please no. You feel yourself heating up with a mix of embarrassment and shame

"w-well I..... I'll think about it" She's totally not going to think about it, but on the plus side you get hugged and you feel vaguely strange being treated like a child by a 4ft 8 humanoid snake the same height as you "I really, really appreciate the offer though"

Your urged to sit down on a cushion while she goes off to prepare a bath and make a cup of tea, you do so feeling a bit lost, as always. You end up picking idly at the pillows tassels before noticing both the trail of mud and possibly deer juice you left and the stare you're getting from across the room, it's Sirena. She's looking distrustful and mildly miffed as always.

>uuuh... H-hi?

>Stay quiet, put your head down and activate please don't look at me funny mode.

>Write in?

>uuuuh... H-hi.

Maximum cute engaged

>>39051147
>>uuuh... H-hi?
Oh deer...

>>39051147
>Blank stare
>uuuh... H-hi?
>Hide face in nearby pillow

>>39051147
>uuuh... H-hi?
>I... erm- uuh... that... (become redder then an ashamed strawberry)

>>39051147
>uuuh... H-hi?

>>39051147
>uuuh... H-hi?
I demand more awkward cuteness

>>39051147
>Find snek mom,Hide behind her

>>39051221
>>39051219
>>39051214
>>39051212
>>39051181

>>39051216

>MAXIMUM CUTE ENGAGE

Okie dokie.

Writing

If only Katie knew that most of her problems stem from her own insecurity and not that she is doing or being wrong.

Heck, I bet even the lisp comes from some thing in the back of her mind that snake-people are supposed to Hissssss and not talk normal.

>>39051272
This seems likely.

It's also possible she isn't used to her new tongue.

>>39051147
Your eyes dart back and forth between the trail of fluids you left and the smaller snakes vaguely annoyed narrow eyed expression that says 'I don't like you', and you're struck with the urge to say something to defuse the situation because well, isn't that what any normal person would do.

Your first thought would be to ignore it but might as well try something new, but what to say. It's been an awkwardly wrong time...

"-uh..h-hi" you feel your face heating up, possibly because you muddied up the girls house.

She replies by staring at you in exactly the same way she has been for the last 10 seconds, with contempt. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WRONG!! You feel like your back on stage again giving a poetry speech in front of the school. Why is she staring at you like that. Is it because you messed up her house... you're mind sends you vague images of Salvia being nice to you and something clicks, shit what if she thinks you're trying to steal her mother away.

That might well be the case, you should say something or do something... you have no idea what to say.

You see Salvia standing at the door, seemingly stressing about whether or not to bring the deer inside in an effort to placate you or just leave it outside, it's touching but doesn't help in the slightest, a full 30 seconds had passed before she replies.

"you slept in my bed last night..."

You stare at her blankly.

"it smells funny"

Oh.

You'd be kinda pissed if you discovered a dirty cannibal orphan covered in deer liquid had been crashing in your room over night and had gotten buddy buddy with your mother... in actual fact you'd be pretty fucking insecure that she'd replace you.... great self esteem you have there. Sirena is still staring. You're starting to feel slightly sick.

>I'm...uh...sorry?

>Just stay quiet

>Write in, because OP is fucking cluess.

>>39051470
>I'm...uh...sorry?

>>39051470
>I'm...uh...sorry?
Seems a solid bet!

>>39051470
>Beg forgiveness
>Attempt to repair relations with dead animal gifts.

>>39051359
we were born knowing how to use our new body to move instead of using legs. the lisp is probably because of how anti-social she is and how she's been forced to talk so much lately

>>39051470
>>I'm...uh...sorry?
>I'll sleep in the corner then

>>39051520
>>39051509
>>39051501
>>39051488
Begging forgiveness? begging forgiveness

With a side of 'it's ok I'll sleep in the corner from now on'

Writing.

>>39051547
Don't forget to cry, we're very good at it.

>>39051561
I'm getting kinda tired of that it. Katie is going insane from the stress, and while I like a challenge, there is barely any break to it. There is no growth here, just trauma.

>>39051618
so...life?

>>39051618
Yeah she has to get herself together if we want this quest to be something interesting.

>>39051618
>>39051809
Kinda pointless when we, the players, choose every spaghetti salad that comes our way.

>>39051809
it's already something interesting.

>>39051470
You feel a ton of regret bubbling up inside your chest, A familiar sinking feeling in your stomach that you've unfortunately become rather used to lately... You suddenly feel like an intruder put on the spot, possibly because in may ways you totally are.

Emotions you somehow buried since yesterday come rushing back to you and you suddenly realize that yes you're not just ruining parents life you're also messing up Salvia's kids... You need to make this right somehow, by now the other snake isn't looking at you any more but rather off to the side with an annoyed expression on her face.

"I-I.." she glances at you with a frown, possibly wondering what the fuck you're going to say about it, you suppose an apology would be a start.

"I'm ss-ssssssorry" her face doesn't budge. You feel like an insect, you gulp painfully wishing you could just leave and start over again on your own.

"-I'm ssssso sss-sssorry" She raises an eyebrow, no longer frowning but seemingly just curious.

The smaller snake replies blankly "OK" maybe your pathetic humility caught her off guard, this is a good thing. Yes. You're getting the hang of this shit.

"I-i- I'll c-clean y-your bed.... if y-you want" She just stares.

"I-i'll sssss-ssleep i-in the f-floor" her eyes shift from side to side and her face adopts a pretty bewildered expression, you feel like you might have gone overboard.

"-sss-sss-ssssssorry" you stutter apologetically for apologizing too hard. You are not getting the hang of this after all.

>Shit, better apologize for being weird.

>Weren't you meant to be at tailoring practice

>Ask how you can make it up to her maybe.

>Write in?

>>39051857
>>Ask how you can make it up to her maybe.

>>39051857
>ask how you can make it up to her.

>Aren't we supposed to go floss an otter?

>>39051857
>Weren't you meant to be at tailoring practice
>Ask how you can make it up to her maybe.

Ok, enough apologizing Katie time to (wo)man up and deal with your problems.

>>39051857
>Ask how you can make it up to her maybe.
Another deer perhaps?

>>39051857
>wishing you could just leave and start over again on your own.

Literally what you did Katie, literally how your life has been up until two days ago.

>>39051890
>>39051895
>>39051901
>>39051905
How CAN you make it up to her?

Writing

>>39051932
Yea but it's spaghetti snek.

>>39051857
>Write in: curl up in a corner and cry all your tear you'll feel better afterwards.

Katie still hasn't come down from the emotional high of her death/rebirth/3+ days outside of civilisation, she need to get that off her (non-existent) chest

>>39051857
>Ask how you can make it up to her maybe.
>Weren't you meant to be at tailoring practice

>>39051857
>Ask how you can make it up to her maybe.

>>39051857
>Ask how you can make it up to her.
>Weren't you meant to be at tailoring practice

>>39051857
Start to apologize and then start crying/apologizing

>>39051857
Break down and apologize tearfully

Goddangit the one day I sleep in because I think no quest, and quest!

>>39052178
It's every three days, generally. And Dr. pays debts, unlike a certain someone.

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>>39049808
>viscous wild animal
That typo will never stop blowing my sides.

>>39052178
That's how the white folks will do ya.

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OP are you kill?

>>39051857
You feel kinda pathetic and ugly, but on the inside.

You assume this is reflected in your expression judging by the way the other smaller snake is looking steadily more disturbed by the second. You can't stand to look at her so you look at the cushion.

These past few days have been a massive drain on you, fuck this entire ordeal has been a massive drain, you feel empty and tired and you just want to browse 4chan and curl up in bed and stay like that for days at a time hugging your pillow.

"I-I... I..." you hate social interaction, whenever you somehow go on for longer than 5 minuets your mouth and mind becomes like cotton and you just can't think of anything meaningful to say. You are a failure as a human being, you should just go back into the jungle, and other such delight thoughts go sailing around your mind like a cyclone of gay angsty teen bullschit. You have half a mind to listen, it sucks when you get like this but it's no surprise considering the last couple days, at least it's a better excuse than the threat of your mom taking your computer away....oh wait... you barely manage to fight the tears forming in your eyes.

Finally you utter in what you realize is an utterly pathetic and defeated voice"...h-how c-can i m-make thissss u-up to you?"

You chance a glance at Sirena, she's look at you like you just bit into a kittens spine and remarked it was remarkably like biting into cartage, which is to say a gross mixture of being disturbed and slightly concerned.

-(cont)-

>>39052552

"it's fine, just.... please stop apologizing"

...

..

Nailed it.

You start to cry anyway, because this whole fucking experience has been fucking dreadful, and you are just a mid-teen school girl. It has nothing to do with Sirena, but you miss your mother, you miss your computer, you miss your degenerate internet porn... you even miss your tits....next thing you know your clenching the pillow and crying into it, and it feels just great. you absolutely needed it.

"Sirena! what did you say to her" There's a muffled sound of moving amongst angry snake-mom voice, you can't see due to the face full of pillow.

"Wha- I-I didn't say anything, I-I"

Fuck, maybe not the best time to break down. You assume she was sent to her room... that now smells like dead deer and jungle mud thanks to you...

fuuuuuck-

You chose to deal with this when you're more coherent.

-

At some point you were moved from the cushion to room with a tin bath under a log fire, you'd insult the person who designed this for being a technologically backwards Neanderthal but the warm air and water vapor feels like heaven... actually it feels like that moment before you get into a hot bath, before you're disappointed because the hot bath isn't actually that great but you assume it will be anyway.

Point is it's really relaxing. you can't wait to get in....Snake-mom hasn't left yet, she's swirling the water around... as if deciding that it's hot enough and not liable to burn your to death she takes a tray bull of smouldering ash and pulls it out from underneath the bath. OK great now you can... wait.

"OK lets get you got of those rags dear and into this nice warm bath" surely she doesn't mean...

Her hands come down on your shirt and your eyes widen.

>I can bath myself you know?

>Freak out.

>Just let it happen, she thinks your a baby anyway.

>>39052443
Only on the inside anon.

>>39052571
>>I can bath myself you know?
have some pride woman!

>>39052571
>I can bath myself you know?

We man the fuck up now.

>>39052571
>>Just let it happen, she thinks your a baby anyway.

Just for awkwards

>>39052571
>>Just let it happen, she thinks your a baby anyway.
Just... Just go with it. We don't want to fuck things up any more, SOMEHOW, and a group of miners has already seen our goods. As non existant as they are.

>>39052571
>Just let it happen, she thinks your a baby anyway.

>>39052571
>I can bath myself you know.

>>39052626
oh, also,
>>39052571
is there any way to exhonerate the poor other snake? I didn't mean to get her in trouble. Can we just ask?

>>39052571
>I can bath myself you know?

>>39052571
>>I can bath myself you know?
she's arleady doing a lot for us, we can at lest try to be a bit independant.

>>39052590
>>39052598
>>39052639
>>39052645

>>39052618
>>39052626
>>39052636

TIME TO (WO)MAN UP, you can totally bath yourself.

>>39052641
You could have but you're no longer bathing with snake mom.

Writing

>>39052571
>>Just let it happen, she thinks your a baby anyway.

We should call he other snake onee-chan

>>39052693
dangit.
Can we at least tell her the snek did nothing wrong while we are also telling her we can totally bathe on our own?

>>39052571
>I can bath myself

>>39052716
we really should tell her snake did nothing wrong

I kind of want to ask her about the whole evolution thing. Why are we so big and murdery at only a week old?

>>39052571
>Just let it happen, she thinks your a baby anyway.

>>39052786
No, why her kids are so small

>>39052836
Want to get big?

Find the secret!

Snek moms real daughters hate her!

>>39052836
Its official we need to become the longest, biggest, Blackest snake around.

>>39052933
>not wanting to stay green 4 lyfe
pleb

>>39052933
We keep making once you go black jokes.

No one gets them or laughs.

We cry, alot.

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>>39052571
The moment her arms start to tug at your shirt is the moment your brain draws the line and says 'NOPE'. It's not like you don't appreciate it or anything, you just draw the line at being bathed naked by someone you've only know for like... a day at most.

You still feel guilt when she flinches away at your own flinch, entire body tensing up and hands griping your shirt. She looks at you like she just accidentally ran over your baby kitten.

"sorry, i didn't mean it" well at least she can see she's overstepping her- didn't mean what? No you're just over thinking this.

You glance at the floor, face turning red and garble together a sentence into one word form "I-i-c-can-b-bath-m-mysssssself"

"...oh no no, of course dear.. I'll make you some tea, tell me if you need anything at all" she slithers out of the bathroom looking a bit rejected, you feel embarrassed and guilty but the second that door closes you feel an overwhelming aura of relief. You're alone, blissfully alone, and you have a hot bath. You almost start crying again, this time in relief.

Hot bath here you come.

>1d100 vs a 50. Don't fail.

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>39052991
The dice gods are a myth!

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>39052991
I knew we should have let her do it.

Also we really need to exhonerate snakechild, damnit.

>>39052991
>she slithers out of the bathroom looking a bit rejected,
Look at what you assholes did to snake mom

>>39053009
>>39053016
That's not a disaster, writing.

>>39052991
You begin to lower yourself into the bath... suddenly teeth spring up from the tub, as it closes around you, it was a mimic the whole time! You struggle as the bath water dissolves you slowly... Very soon you are no more...

>Reroll character

>>39053034
Get out of here, you no smut having attention whore

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>39053033
WAIT! WE CAN STILL NAT 1 THIS!

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>>39053034

>>39053034
PAY DEBTS EDITION! WHERE YOU PAY DEBTS!

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>39052991

>>39053060
>>39053056

Cocks fall, everybody dies...

>>39053034
Really? You could have had us get distracted by masturbating in the bath tub instead of bathing, and then having snake mom walk in on us wondering what was taking so long, Then joining in

Child molestation bad end reroll character. You are shit at this huehuehue

Is snekmom afraid of us? There's definetely something else going on here. We need to keep our ears open for people talking about prophesies, or calling us "destroyer" or whatnot

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>39052991

>>39053055
>>39053034
>>39053068

Go. Stay go.

>>39053076
She lost an egg once, and see in us the daughter she lost.

>>39053076
I don't think she is.
She just feels real bad for us.

>>39053076
Seeing as we're six days old and already larger and physically more dangerous than her, a grown adult with children, I think she's dealing with a mixture of 'I must nurture and protect this poor lost child' and 'holy shit did I just bring a large deranged predator into my home'

>>39053076
Were basically a random orphan thats entire life so far has been suffering.

>>39053125
we even got punched in the face by a crackhead and almost got turned into a wageslave!

>>39053034
>not tentacle cavern inside mimic mouth.

Cmon Hue

Did we ever come up with a good payback plan?

So far, it seems like hunt->warehouse is our only cashmaking scheme.

Maybe someone somewhere can teach us to actually properly gut and skin animals, so we can sell premium not-gross meat and pelts!

>>39053263
I think we should go straight into dungeon delving for cash.

We should find and recruit spider-butt from earlier.

>>39053199
I told you, I fucking suck at writing, I'm still surprised its taken many of you up until the whole smut thing to realize I am a talentless attention whore.

>>39053263
Learn alchemy learn spear and knife fighting
become a lamiassassin.

>>39053283
Fuuuuck that.
Didn't you learn anything from dark souls?

>>39053283
We're not aware of dungeon diving or how strong spiders are.

>>39053306
Dex builds are for casuals.

>>39053329
cant kill what you cant hit.

>>39053298
Oh, we knew that all long. This is just because shouting at you is fun.

>>39052991
You feel the warm damp air caressing your face as you stare at your relieved face in the water, Good god how you've missed hot baths. Eds shirt quickly gets tossed aside and you're glad to see it go.

You dip your scaly hand in, a little bit hot but it feels heavenly, absolutely fucking heavenly. You had no idea how much you needed this.

Now how to get in....

Arm over the tub you go to raise your leg and get the most peculiar twitching sensation in your tail....the problem very quickly makes itself clear and a icy frustration slithers up your spine. After all this shit you finally get a nice hot bath, but you can't get in. Well fuck you too universe.

You stare at the nice hot bath with an intensely bemused expression like a starving street beggar being taunted by a fat kid dropping chicken niggers down the drain. You can do this.

Standing up tall on your parts you rise to the height of an average man, looking down and struggling not to fall over. There is your prize. Carefully you twist and lower yourself down, hands clasping the side of the tin bath to help ease your descent.

The small of your back hits the edge. Your nowhere fucking near inside the tub. you stay there for a few seconds burning a hole into the ceiling before inching your snakebutt over the edge, straining your noodle arms in the process.

The bath starts to tip, you heart is in your mouth. You pray and let go of the tub, next thing you know you're under hot water, tail high in the air and still half outside. You assume half of the water is outside the tub because your tail is wet.

Well this is just- ow fuck shit- turns out hot water feels significantly hotter on your eyeballs than it does on your skin.

-(cont)-

>>39053518

Your head bursts from the water and you gasp, slowly bringing the rest of your tail inside while you grip either side of the still rocking tin tub.

Salvia bursts in, probably wondering if perhaps she'd find you dying of a head wound. You stare at her wide eyed, pupils like pinpricks. She can see you naked.

"Are you OK!" You barely manage to nod your head, skillfully imitating a deer caught in headlights. She sighs in relief, it's almost like she's completely oblivious to the fact you're bare chested.

"Good.... good. Be careful, I'll help you out later if you want" Is everybody just going to ignore the fact you have your woman bits on show. Your eyes glance down.

Oh. You feel slightly less self conscious, if not entirely unsatisfied in every way. You nod absent mindedly as you lament the loss of already diminished assets.

She leaves you to your bath.

>Infinite apologies, but I need to get up early tomorrow so I'm going to have to end it here. writers block isn't helping either

I will pay debts again soon.

>>39053560
Well, thanks for running and good night

>>39053560
Grabble baggle grumble

ONE of these sessions we're going to start paying people back for shit.

>>39053560
thanks Dr.

glorious quest. Spaghetti snek tickles my dick in all the right ways.

>>39053121
This anon gets it.

>>39053068
I keked.

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>>39053518
>a fat kid dropping chicken niggers down the drain
>chicken niggers

Oh god why.

>>39053574
>>39053600

Thanks for playing, and sorry for the short run and long update intervals, mind just wasn't in it tonight.

>>39053653
thanks for running! So bandit attack on village when?

>>39053653
Yeah, it happens. Any idea on the next session?

>>39053653
Well, get your head in the game man. We need our snake neet adventure deliveries or patients will die on the table, man! SO MUCH PRESSURE!

>>39053653
I never would have noticed that if you didn't point it out.

And now I snorted energy drink.

>>39053653
Shit happens I'm just happy to get some more snake quest, here's hoping for more

>>39053689
>snorted energy drink.
It's much more effective if you just drink it normally

>>39053696
>>39053676

Either tomorrow or 3 days because Op is a chicken nigger

>>39053653
Its ok man, gives me more time to work on the smuts. WHich will be paid. one day...

Keep up the spaghetti and chicken niggers. But take breaks if you need to.

>>39053653
>>39053675
Thanks for running,

Not bandits yet, just a wild large animal. It's totally not our fault that it chased us to town

>>39053731
Wait, so you're ACTUALLY writing them then? Like for real?

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>>39053772
huehuehue...

>>39053772
Working on it. I'm the adventurerxKat guy. I'm having trouble with the physical stuff atm because I am neither a snakemonster nor a female, but god damn if it isn't fun writing for social awkwardness.

I do need to read up more on how snakes mate though.

>>39053823
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/228497?tags=monster_musume_no_iru_nichijou

This should help

>>39053823

The way pleasure travels through the nerves is much the same between male and female, so don't get too hung up on it. Focusing on the interplay of sensation in the stomach and skin, breathing, and the positioning of heat in the body is more than sufficient.

>>39053914
Already read that, and four lamia doujins, one of which used snake parts.

I actually have quite a bit in my mind but getting it to not play out horrible is, difficult.

>>39054014
Good to know thanks for the tip.

I have quite a few ideas, especially with how Katie can "shut down" at times and let instinct take over. At first it was going to be her going into freak out mode, attempting to seduce the guy, failing, biting the guy, then her body raping him as she internally panics. But I am bad at writing and as I read Katie it doesn't feel right... I don't know self doubts and all that.

>>39054191
The only trouble I find there is why is she seducing him? I could take it as she's taking goal of getting the guy to do everything for her since she's his girlfriend.

>>39054333
Umm... cause its a short smut-bin and the adventurer character doesn't exist in the quest?

>>39053518
>chicken niggers
My fucking McSides!

>>39053725
As a longtime DM: Notes destroy writer's block. Spend some time in Katie's head. Since she's mostly a blank vessel shit happens to for our amusement, just spend time pretending you're her and imagining how she'd react to different situations.

Oh, and write your posts out in Word or something besides the reply window if you don't already. It's really helpful.

>>39053653
I would have never seen that if you hasn't pointed it out, Dr. Thanks.