>>39031398
Places I say things (like imminent threads): https://twitter.com/Predhack

The story to now: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Re:%20Lizard%20EX%20Quest

Character sheet: http://pastebin.com/dLa1ayJX

>>39031398
>>Go find the lizard yelling at other lizards, if he's awake.
Have you seen my mommy?

>>39031398

>Go find the lizard yelling at other lizards, if he's awake.

See if he knows Mom.

Hope to hell he knows enough about her that he doesn't threaten us.

>>39031398
>>Early morning bird murder?

>>39031398
>Go find the lizard yelling at other lizards, if he's awake.

>>39031398
Who is in charge around here anyway?
>writing

>>39031592
Might as well get to work. The sun may be up but you have more im- more im- Okay you can't finish that thought, basking is too dear to you. But still you should try to get some info before long. You're on a time limit. At least you're not glowing and nobody noticed you glowing.

You slip out of the forge and take in the dawning day. Then you catch yourself reflexively starting to bask and look for a way to climb to the upper level. The building is made of some kind of grey stone and is covered in little pits and grooves that offer themselves to climbing quite well. You see a lizard or two slip off the roof and drift away into a more traditional wooden building you didn't notice last night. Now that you look there are a couple buildings here you didn't notice last night. You catch the faint scent of food from it as they wander through the cloth covered doorway.

One lizard grabs you attention by going into neither the forge or the food smelling building, instead he walks over to a bunch of sticks fastened together with rope to hold another long stick up between them. The long stick has been attached to a rock for some reason. It's about as tall as he is, and he spends a couple minutes checking the ropes on the device before heading into another structure.

There's noise from the food house now. As well as from the forge. Lizards talking. There's a small commotion from above as well. From what few words you pick out you think some lizard just noticed your brother.

>Check up top for the bossman, collect brother
>Check the food house, <maybe steal food?>
>Check the forge again, maybe you missed him
>Check the place the sticks and ropes and rock lizard went in.
>Other?

>>39031795
>Check up top for the bossman, collect brother
Yo, bro.

>>39031795
>Check up top for the bossman, collect brother

>>39031795
>>Check up top for the bossman, collect brother
Don't mess with the bossman

>>39031795
Writing

>>39031846
That is not a proper sibling greeting

>>39031955
Yo, ma bro, 'sup man? Howsabout we grab some joe, bro?

That better?

>>39031955
A top to bottom search should turn up at least one brother. You climb up the wall to the forge and have to sideways climb a bit to avoid another lizard passing in the other direction. He gives you a funny look but you continue on your way. On top of the building you find a ring of lizards of varied sizes gathered around something too small to be seen. You have a sneaking suspicion you know what it is though.

"Hey," you call.

"Hey," your brothers voice echoes back from the center of the huddle. A few heads turn to look at you and one large older lizard with a burnt brown and orange coloration complains.

"Two of them? We don't need two eggs wandering around the place," he sounds annoyed. You ignore him and make your way into the center of the lizards and meat up with your brother, exchanging another set of "heys."

"Where'd you two come from?" the funny colored lizard asks.

"Gots here last night," your brother explains.

"We're lookings for our mom," you add.

The older lizard scratches his head and turns to a lizard to his side that looks like he sunned to long. "Anyone here lay eggs and forget about it?"

"I don't think so?" the burnt lizard answers, and looking around a couple others shake their heads.

"Your mom ain'ts here," the old lizard tells you. "Anything else?"

"We know she isn't here," you say defensively, "Auntie says she's very hard to miss." Your brother bobs his head in agreement.

"Who is your aunt?"

You draw a blank for a moment. You've called her auntie all the time and are drawing a blank on her actual name. "Kuru's friend." You answer. Maybe Kuru doesn't have many friends.

"Sarissa," your brother puts in.

"You forgot your aunt's name?" the old lizard seems concerned.

"Haven't had much use for names," you tell him, "We don't even have them."

[1/2]

>>39032457
[2/2]
"What? Why don't you have-" he stops as the burnt lizard whispers in his ear and understanding dawns on his face, "Ah, you're a pair of Kasha's! She mentioned she laid eggs. I suppose she wants to name you too then." He nods to himself at this bit of deduction. "Well I'm Rog. This is my partner Rolo," he gestures to the burnt lizard. "And your mom ain't here. If you want we can put some food in you and send you in the right direction. She was just here a couple days ago so I could check her gear."

>Thank, acquire supplies and leave
>Ask for advice? <subject?>
>Ask for thing? <specify>
>Ask about thing? <specify>
>Steal his hat <he isn't wearing one>
>Get a bask in while the rest of the lizards are roused and food is brought
>Other?

>>39032478
>Thank, acquire supplies and food, bask in the meantime

>>39032478
>Thank, acquire supplies and leave

>>39032478
>Ask for advice? <subject?>
Anything to look out for round here?
>Thank, acquire supplies and leave

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>39032478
>Get a bask in while the rest of the lizards are roused and food is brought

>>Thank, acquire supplies and leave

>Craft a hat
Rolling for hatmaking (/tg/ is obsessed with its hats for some reason)

>>39032635
great... now someone has to write a lizard x hat smut...

>>39032478
Resupply and prepare to roll out
>writing

>>39032635
You already have a head ornament. You can't equip a hat at the same time as it until you're bigger and the ornament can be used as a bolo tie on a hat.

Rolled 5 (1d10)

Forgot something

>>39032698
Panic

>>39032698
"Is there anything dangerous around here?" you ask the old lizard as the others start taking off to do their whatever it is they do around here.

"Here? Not really. Though I suppose at your size the Kookaburra might gives you some trouble. That one can bes a right bastard if you're not armed right," he seems to get lost in thought as he stands up and wanders off.

"I'll get you some supplies, just wait a bit for everyone to get fed," the baked lizard says, before wandering off.

"I'm gonna go watch the furnace," your brother tells you before disappearing off the roof with the others.

Oh no. You've nothing to do. And the sun is in the sky. How EVER will you entertain yourself.

You watch from the forge chimney as the sun rises, and you assume a basking posture. Below you see a pair of large lizards appear hauling the largest catfish you've ever seen behind them. They talk with the burnt lizard a bit then the catfish is sent into the food house and the burnt one leads the two new lizards into another building. They leave a couple minutes later with a shiny metal thing.
[1/2]

>>39033037
[2/2]
You're enjoying your nice bask several minutes later when you hear a dull "kachunk-tunk." You look to see what it was and glimpse the lizard with the stick and rope contraption a moment before something hits the chimney and knocks the portion your sitting on into the smokey tunnel. You quickly grab the sides of the inside and clamber back out, coughing out a bit of smoke you inhaled in surprise. You hear lizards cry out below as the rock hits the furnace below. It probably sent embers everywhere.

The old lizard comes out of the forge and looks up to see you sitting on his chimney. You wave your hands innocently and point at the rope thing. The lizard follows your finger and in short order is yelling at the lizard who is trying to explain something in an excitable voice, apparently uncaring of the trouble he's caused.

>Pursue burn colored lizard, acquire food and supplies
>That contraption nearly killed you! <you want one, or to at least know what it is>
>Find brother, see what he's learned
>Basking done, time to explore the surrounding area <swamp or facility?>
>other?

quit giving me shit captcha

>>39033068
>>Pursue burn colored lizard, acquire food and supplies

>>39033068
>>That contraption nearly killed you! <you want one, or to at least know what it is>
>Find brother, see what he's learned

>>39033068
>Pursue burn colored lizard, acquire food and supplies

>>39033068
Hungry
>writing

>>39033287
In the interests of not falling to your firey death you decide to vacate your perch and seek out sustenance directly. You spot the boss' assistant going into the food hut and follow her in. Inside you find lizards around helping clean and prepare the massive catfish from earlier. Some lizards are busy starting up a firepit that crosses the entire length of the building. In the mass of moving lizards you lose track of Rolo and it takes you a few minutes until the lizards stop shuffling around as large catfish steaks are set out to grill on the fire.

Rolo nods as you settle in next to her and continues giving orders to the others. Once the boss arrives along with your brother the rest of the lizards from the forge, the prepared meat is distributed around the room. You recieve your own sizable chunk of meat for you and your brother.

"What smells like burnt lizard?" the burnt lizard asks looking around and noticing a couple of the lizards in the room are nursing burns.

"Rite's new flying thing hit the chimney," boss explains, "A chunk fell down and tossed fire all over the room."

You look at your brother with concern. "You alright?"

He nods and swallows a bit of food. "They made me stand back out of the way. I wasn't close to it."

"It's a good thing we aren't very flammable," Rolo says, picking out more food for herself. She turns to you. "We'll get some dried stuff for you guys to take with you. What path are you taking?"

>Land
>Water
>Waterlog
>Something else? <specify>
>Questions? <specify>
>Other?

>>39033638
>Waterlog
>Questions? <Which way was momma heading and which path would she take to get home?>

>>39033638
>Waterlog
well most likely anyway

>>39033638
>Waterlog
like a lizard version of Hunk Finn we are

>>39033638
>Waterlog

>>39033638
We put a tree in the water and off we go
>Writing

>>39033997
"We have a log. We push it in the water," bro tells her.

"Hm. Not very fast but I suppose you're less likely to attracts something in the water's attention," she nods.

"Do you know which way mom went? Or if she was going to come back this way?" you ask.

"I know she was going to deal with the flow. They're still a long way north of here. I would think she'd be hurrying back though so she'd use one of the more direct paths."

"Is this one of those?"

"Not really, if you planned to walk the last bit of the trip it'd be pretty fast but swimming is faster for her."

You ask her for directions to the path mom is most likely to use on her return trip, and Rolo spends a while explaining the lay of the land. The path mom would probably use is further west but doesn't really have a direct water route to it. You'd have to walk a fair distance. That route does meet up with this one further north if you follow the same path but that doesn't save any time compared to walking for a normal lizard.

>Do the land crossing to the alternate path
>Stick with this path, if we're quick we'll still beat mom's return.
>Other? <if you have any last questions or requests now is the time>

>>39034225
>>Do the land crossing to the alternate path

>>39034225
>Stick with this path, if we're quick we'll still beat mom's return.

>>39034225
>Stick with this path, if we're quick we'll still beat mom's return.

>>39034225
>>Stick with this path, if we're quick we'll still beat mom's return.

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>39034225
Stay the course
>writing

Rolled 4, 4 = 8 (2d4)

>>39034510
You thank the boss and his friend for the their help, and after a quick refill of your supplies rembark on your watery journey. In the early morning light the world seems to stand still and quiet. As quiet and still as swamps get anyway. You still catch sight of the occasional movement as things move in and out of the water. And the noise is constant.

At one point you pass under the large bird you saw the previous night, snoozing in a tree and dead to the world. That's a bullet dodged. After a few quite hours of swimming you trade off with your brother and take time basking while he pushes the log. All in all pretty quiet

Just as you're getting bored a lenghy snake drops out of a tree hanging over the water onto your log. It hisses and you get the impression it has more dangerous ideas in its head than the giant rats had.

How to deal with snake?

>Have claws will claw
>chop chop <Log is unsteady while on two legs>
>toss it off into the water
>try to use sword to toss it off
>Other?

>>39034802
I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes on this mother fucking log!

>toss it off into the water

>>39034802
>>Have claws will claw
Get on its head

>>39034802
spin the log and throw it off, you have claws to grab onto the wood and so does your brother, the snake, not so much.

>>39034802
>>Have claws will claw
glowing edition!

>>39034802
>>toss it off into the water
Roll the log!

>>39034802
>Have claws will claw

>>39034802
Spinspinspin

4d100 pls

Rolled 60, 67, 2, 85 = 214 (4d100)

>>39035140

Rolled 41, 60, 27, 50 = 178 (4d100)

>>39035140
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!

Rolled 9, 61, 35, 55 = 160 (4d100)

>>39035140

>>39035147
>>39035149
>>39035152
60,67,35,85

Bro might be in trouble, but he rebounded well.

Snake? Snake!? SNAAAKE!!

writing

>>39035235
"Spin the log," you yell at your brother. You see him shift his weight to try and turn it in time with your throwing yourself in one direction, then for some reason he tries to crank the log in the wrong direction. Instead of the log flipping it just jerks beneath you and you find yourself in the water.

You bob back to the surface and catch sight of the snake leaping toward you. You get your claws get between you and the snake but it seems to accelerate mid-leap to collide with you. Faster than you can follow you feel the snakes coils wrap around your arms. You flop around in the water and struggle. You spot your brother climbing up on the log to look at you while he digs out his spear. Your really hope he doesn't stick you with that.

>Just keep struggling.
>Bite bite bite
>Try to get depth, you can probably hold your breath longer than it
>Other?

>>39035544
>>Bite bite bite

>>39035544
>Bite bite bite

>>39035544
>>39035544
>>Bite bite bite

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>39035544
>>Other?
Do a barrel roll!

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>39035544
bite for your life

2d100s

Rolled 14, 49 = 63 (2d100)

>>39035778
FOR THE EMPRAH!

Rolled 10, 51 = 61 (2d100)

>>39035778

Rolled 31, 15 = 46 (2d100)

>>39035778
Roll

>>39035818
>2d1

ಠ_ಠ

we rolled horribly

31,51 That's the lizard luck we know and love
>writing

>>39035922
You feel something bump into your bag. Maybe your brother tried to stab you to freedom. Or... stab the snake to freedom? Okay, if you could just get a second to catch your breath you'd hammer out a proper analogy. Speaking of...

You dip your head and try to bite at the snake only for it to wrap around your face and neck and squeeze. You are suddenly acutely aware of how much air is in your lungs, and the amount does not add up to as much as you'd like. YOu thrash the back off of your body to try and free yourself but only manage to get your tail above water, which is about a tail's depth deeper than you want to be. This is going poorly.

>Back legs have claws!
>Tiny lizard used struggle!
>Something else? <specify>

>>39036269
front claws are free right? Claw the things eyes out.

>>39036269
>>Back legs have claws!
>Tiny lizard used struggle!
Glow!

>>39036269
>Back legs have claws!
>Tiny lizard used struggle!
Every opportunities! Don't give up!

>>39036303
It got those first

>>39036269
>>Something else? <specify>
DO A BARREL ROLL!

>>39036269
>>Something else? <specify>
Tell the snake the safe word is apples

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>39036359
Rolling for barrel roll

>>39036269
You can fight this. You know it

Gimme 2d100 and 1d100 for the barrel roll

Rolled 50, 93, 80 = 223 (3d100)

>>39036482

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>39036482
WOOT! BARREL ROLL HYPE!

Rolled 57, 84, 38 = 179 (3d100)

>>39036482

Rolled 72, 16 = 88 (2d100)

>>39036482

Rolled 62, 21, 36 = 119 (3d100)

>>39036482
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

Rolled 81, 51, 5 = 137 (3d100)

>>39036482

Rolled 93, 41, 35 = 169 (3d100)

>>39036482
You could've just said 'give me 3d100' you know.

>>39036491
>>39036511
>>39036517
62, 93,80?

Rolled 3 (1d6)

>>39036482
Note to self, don't fuck up asking for number next time.

Reply from self, I do what I want leave me alone. Jerk.

Anyway I found some numbers. Writing

>>39036558
You struggle like a mad lizard trying to find an angle to scratch the snake to no effect. Apparently the snake is an old hand at this game. You are about to formulate a new plan like, pretend you know how magic works, or something when you feel the snake writhe and faintly taste blood in the water. You kick hard and rotate your tail to force you into a spin and the snake loses its grip on you. You're free! You resurface and grab a breath of air. It looks like your brother finally pulled something off with that spear you made him. Thank the great godlizard.

You clamber back onto the log with a hand from your brother and turn back to look for your opponent. You spot it as a hazy line in the water with a stream of red pointing to it. It appears to be thrashing around trying to fight its way free of something. Several somethings. Several small white somethings that... Then you can't see the snake anymore as pale colored something cover its body and the water starts to bubble and froth from around the snake below.

That was rather closer than you like. And you have no desire to find out what just happened to the snake.

>Gonna call it here. Be very glad you got out of the water when you did.
>Next thread will probably be Thursday. I don't have plans that day.
>I'll stick around for any question or criticism and the like.

>>39036722
As a wise man once said, there is ALWAYS a bigger fish. granted in this case the fish appear to have been smaller but the point remains.

>>39036722
So how bad of are we? Nothing broken?

>>39036775
it was a constrictor, probably one that intended to drown us. It didn't actually harm us this time.

So what is your opinion on the recent smut offs in RE: Monster and RE: Snake quest?

>>39036766
That's exactly what happened.

>>39036775
This guy has it >>39036808 It really didn't get a good enough grip to start crushing, just restrain.

>>39036831
I have no idea to what you are referring. Okay I have some idea of half of it but I didn't read it.

>>39036911
How much time did we lose? Also thank bro.

>>39036953
Dunno, haven't started moving again yet

Shit, almost missed this in the catalog

captcha: Penis
Did someone mention smut?