>>39017749
>Hessler

>>39017749
>>Elsa

>>39017749
>Hessler
PTSD HO

>>39017749
>Hessler
Always bet on Hessler

>>39017749
>Hessler
>Elsa
merc pls

>Elssler

>>39017749
>>Hessler
best tanker

>>39017749
>Elsa
We need to get Hessler and that polish freedom fighter who's Elsa's boyfriend in a threesome with her

>>39017749
>>Hessler


JAKE!

>>39017749
>Elsa
we already has Hessler time, now we need Elsa time

>>39017835
You do know that Merc won't touch TW89 until Mouse says its dead and gives it to Merc right?

Jake won't be making an appearance so don't vote thinking he will.

>>39017749
Other: Helene

Nah, kidding.

>>Elsa

Let's see how her relationship with Aleks is going.

>>39017749
>>Elsa

But I must ask why not both, but in Elsa's PoV.

>"Hessler?"
>"Yes, Elsa?"
>"Do... do you want to-"
>"I don't even know where that's from but don't you dare finish that."

>>39017749
>>Hessler

>>39017749
>>Elsa

>>39017749
>Elsa

>>39017865
it's wishful thinking.

>>39017884
...threesome with HesslerXElsaXAlek? Yes, please!

>>39018017
Meh, Kind of hoping she finds someone else but I'm not entirely against it though Alex has to sleep her off her feet.

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>>39017749
Well, we've somehow ended up with a tie, so it looks like this will have to be resolved by the dreaded TG DICE.

1. Hessler
2. Elsa

>>39018562
Aw yeah! Dice agree that Hessler is best tanker

Elsa

>>39018562
........
Why God Dice, Why you Forsaken Elsa??

>>39018562
fuck you cat and fuck you dice

>>39018562
but we already had a Hessler thread... I'd rather not have another ptsd derp fest

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>>39018591
but anon, that's forbidden love!

>>39018636
A cat is fine too...
but a dice? Clearly we have crossed the line.

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>>39018562
You are HESSLER, a proud German Panzer Witch!

You had that troubling dream again.

You've honestly lost count of how many nights you've lost sleep over that damn nightmare. A Panzer Witch was invincible, unmovable, unbreakable. They shouldn't be bothered by silly dreams every night!

And yet here you were, waking up from your cot in a cold sweat. You sigh and put on a jacket, and walk out of your tent to get some fresh air. You and your unit were currently stationed just outside Minsk for rest and resupply. There was still vicious fighting going on within the city itself, mostly with regular Russian units and the most diehard Belarussian troops. The battle was far from over but everybody was confident that NATO would prevail. Even know, you could hear sporadic rocket and artillery fire as both sides tried to snipe at each other in the darkness.

With your head somewhat clear, you wonder what you should do. The Silver Tigers were scheduled to move back into Minsk to further push the remaining Soviet troops out. So far, you haven't told anybody about your nightmares, but you're starting to suspect that it's just the prelude to a much larger problem.

Maybe you should talk to someone?

>Helene
>Elsa
>Both
>Nobody needs to know.
>Other

>>39018874
>>Other
Janice.
....just kidding

Make it
>>Elsa

>>39018874
>Both

>>39018874
>>Elsa

>>39018874
>>Both
All the peeps for all the hugs!

Who was Helene again?

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>>39018874
>>Elsa

>>39018874
>>Elsa

>>39018874
>Other
Jake

>>39018874
>Elsa

>>39018874
>Both
and the ptsd derp has begun exactly like I thought it would, a shame we couldn't have an Elsa thread for a refreshing change instead of this again

>>39018966

I still say the expressions on the girls make the picture.

>>39018966

Why is katya wearing pants?

>>39019232
She might have contracted the BOUNCE some how.

>>39018966
Its a bit unfair for her IMO.

>>39019232
Stocking, maybe? Like good Russian and Finnish witches?

>>39019284

Tights =/= Pants

>>39019200

They do not approve of Russian getting close to their 'Papa'? or is it all the women who are close to Frank?

>>39019232
I was not specific.

>>39019284
>Stocking, maybe?
I'm pretty sure those things have pockets

>>39019378
the fact she's russian, though they might start coming around to her seeing as she helped paint their helmets

>>39019378
Mostly Russian, I think

>>39019393
I just remembered that Frank got stockings for all the girls in Spellcaster...

Now his Girls want a set as well.

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>>39018874
You decide to talk to Elsa about this. She's practically your closest friend. You're sure she'd understand, and keep it quiet if you needed her to. With that, you head off to the edge of the camp. Elsa was always the outdoors type, and she preferred to sleep outside whenever possible. Several passing sentries salute you as you pass, but do nothing to stop you. You're an officer and a witch, after all. You give them a respectful nod and continue on your way. Quickly enough, you find Elsa's little makeshift camp. She's set up a little campfire where she's roasting a few marshmallows on a stick. You wonder just where in the hell she managed to obtain such delicacies on the frontline.

"Oh, hey, Hess!" Elsa waves, her senses as sharp as ever. "What brings you around?"

"Couldn't sleep." You sigh as you sit down on the same log Elsa is lounging on.

"What, again?" Elsa raises an eyebrow. "You sure it's not some kind of condition?"

"It's not." You assure her. "It's just... I've been having bad dreams lately."

Elsa's eyes narrow and she frowns, though the seriousness of her expression is muted somewhat when she pops a marshmallow in her mouth and begins chewing on it.

"That sounds a lot like that Pee Tee Ess Dee stuff the docs have been talking about." Elsa says. "Sounds like serious stuff."

"I'm perfectly fine." You grunt. "And you know any visit to the psychiatrists could get me pulled from the line."

"Would that be a bad thing?"

"What are you implying?" You narrow your eyes at Elsa.

"Well, what I'm saying is, so far you seem to have been doing a good job keeping this thing under wraps, but for how long?" Elsa gives you a hard stare. "And we got a battle tomorrow. You sure you're up for it?"

>Of course I am.
>I'm not sure.
>Probably not.
>Other

>>39019378

Katya, specifically. they don't like Russians.

>>39019482
>>I'm not sure.

>>39019482
>>Of course I am. Probably.

>>39019482
>Of course I am.

>>39019482
>>Of course I am.
Proud German tank witches are always ready for battle!

unless they're that one bitch in charge of the 7th... or horribly sleep deprived.

>>39019482
>>I'm not sure.

>>39019509
Call me sadistic, now i really want to see how they react with Laika.

>>39019482
>Of course I'm not sure I am probably.

>>39019509
Which is a shame because she's probably fun to be around for most other kids.

>>39019482
>>Other
Does it matter?

I am the CO of the Silver Tigers. Come hell or high water, I will lead my girls til my dying breath.

>>39019613
>I will lead my girls til my dying breath
except that one time I was really light headed and handed the job off to my XO, or that time WITH THE FUCKHUGE TANK THAT ALMOST RAN ME OVER

>>39019641
Its different now! Its not like they have Super-Heavy Tanks or Prism Tanks waiting for us in Minsk.

>>39019509
Well I guess all four of them have to spend time together.

>>39019581
They gave them a dead eye stare, so we don;t know how to convey that.

>>39019608
What makes you say that?

>>39019694
There's that one parent who pretty much lets kids walk all over them, tackle them at random, and pretty much down for a NERF firefight at the drop of the hat? I think that would be Katya. She's different around other people her age, but kids she probably gets very doting.

If the jahmans suddenly got it in their head to play a prank on Frank, she would think that this is simultaneously the most adorbs thing and the best idea and how can she help.

>>39019482
>>Of course I am.

>>39019482
"Of course I am." You assure her.

"Are you suuuuuuuuuuuuuure?" Elsa somehow manages to narrow her eyes even further.

"Yes, I'm sure." You grunt. "It's just something I'll just have to get over."

"Uh huh." Elsa nods, not quite convinced. "And what's gonna stop me from talking to Helene about this?"

"What's going to stop me from telling the other girls you have a full bag of marshmallows?"

"...touche." Elsa gulps.

"But I assure you, if it does become a problem to the point I'm incapable of command, the first thing I will do is inform Helene and resign." You say.

"Not if I beat ya to it." Elsa sighs.

"As expected." You finally crack a smile.

"Anyways, you want a marshmallow?" Elsa swings her stick away from the fire towards you, where a toasted marshmallow is stick at the end.

>No thanks.
>...just one.
>I FUCKING LOVE MARSHMALLOWS
>Other

>>39019792
>I FUCKING LOVE MARSHMALLOWS

>>39019792
>>I FUCKING LOVE MARSHMALLOWS
ALL MY YES. GIMME SOME, WIFE.

>>39019792
>I FUCKING LOVE MARSHMALLOWS

>>39019767
>There's that one parent who pretty much lets kids walk all over them, tackle them at random, and pretty much down for a NERF firefight at the drop of the hat?

I thought that was Frank? I had assumed it was partially because she is the second oldest in Spellcaster.

>>39019792
>>I FUCKING LOVE MARSHMALLOWS

HOW IS THIS EVEN A CHOICE

>>39019792
>I FUCKING LOVE MARSHMALLOWS

they are her crack!

>>39019792
>...just one.

>>39019792
>I FUCKING LOVE MARSHMALLOWS

>>39019792
>I FUCKING LOVE MARSHMALLOWS

>>39019792
>>Other
Do we have graham crackers and chocolate rations to make SMORES?

>>39019666
they do, they've had super heavies on the line for a while now

>>39019792
>>I FUCKING LOVE MARSHMALLOWS
>>Other
Grab Elsa's 'marshmallows' and have her feed us marshmallows.

>>39019792
>>...just one.

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>>39019858

>>39019767
Feelthy? what do you thing Katya/Ice/Slider react when they took the girls for grocery run, and somehow a noisy bystander began ranting how 'child nowadays getting pregnant early' to them?

>>39019792
>I FUCKING LOVE MARSHMALLOWS
marinestimpack.wav

>>39019824
I like to think that we got to see a bit of that playfulness waaaaay back in Alaska. She's probably incredibly disappointed that these two kids seem to hate and fear her.

>>39019932
She needs to get that playfulness back, and preferably with Franks help bonding with the kids

I wonder what they'll think when they find out she helped paint their helmets, do they know?

>>39019847
Then again, they may not know what smores are in the first place cause it's a North American thing...

>>39019989
If they don't know, a t worst they will think Katya tampering with their helmet and become awkward at best.

>>39019989
You assume that she lost it, it's just that Frank and essentially everyone always seems to be busy with things.

>>39019907
Ice will sutter.

Slider will tell them straight out.

Katya will just go along with it.

Though I'm not sure that notion of kids might be different in the SWQ universe.

>>39019792
>I FUCKING LOVE MARSHMALLOWS
>other: "But not as much as I love you~" Use fluster-stun as opening to steal Marshmallows. Replace "love" with something more lewd or distracting for maximum marshmallow-stealing opportunity.

>>39019932
I find that a bit surreal considering most of her life was spent in a witch's hanger considering her mother went to various places.

Or does she relate in a sense.

>>39020283
I just wondering since i keep reading about these kind of people in Not Always R...
Accusing some young stranger with teen pregnancy only because she bringing a children.

Well, maybe not in 90s.

>>39020328
She was pretty sheltered, from what I've been told/read, but she's also been afforded a significantly better lifestyle than the two kids in question, thanks to her family name. It was generally a pretty sedate life, but I imagine that carefully controlled life is only a small part of why she left the USSR.

She probably relates in one sense, but in another she is aware that the germans had it rough, and she, like anyone reasonable, thinks they deserved better.

>>39020490
We need to get Katya and the kids together and go do some fun things together

>>39019792
In the blink of an eye, you snatch the marshmallow off the stick with your mouth, eagerly chewing down the sweet, sticky snack. Elsa chortles heartily with laughter as you do so.

"I swear, it never gets old seeing just how you revert back to being a kid when marshmallows are involved."

"It's perfectly normal for adults to enjoy sweets." You huff as you swallow.

"Yeah, but not the to the extent you do." Elsa giggles as she sticks a few more marshmallows on the stick. "Might as well finish off the whole bag. These things go stale pretty fast."

"I'm not complaining." You smile.

---

"All right, Tigers, pack up and move out!" Helene bellows as she marches down the line of tents. "We're moving out within the hour! Battle load only, so take only what you can carry!"

You watch as your XO rallies the troops. Your witches, groggily, but quickly answer the call. Not one single sign of protest or reluctance among them. Just simple, complete discipline. Such was the way of the German armed forces.

"Another day, another battle." Helene grins as she stops by your side. "The requests have finally come in."

"Just now? They're cutting it awfully close." You frown.

"What can I say, the battle lines are constantly changing." Helen shrugs. "On the one hand, we have entire units surrendering en masse, and on the other we have Soviets stiffly resisting like they're reenacting Stalingrad."

"I see. So what do we have?" You say as you take the briefing folder from her.

(cont)

>>39020519
Who?

>>39020490
I think that's a general consensus on those in the know anyway.

As for how Frank tried to solve the issue, while noble, I'm pretty sure there are some concerns about this, especially Frank's mortality rate.

>>39020519
Well that is the plan that he and Ice talked about.

>>39020578

"We have three possible targets. The Minsk Witch Hold, the main government building, or the central rail station." Helene informs you.

You review the hastily written briefing details. The Minsk Witch Hold was located in an old section of Minsk. It was near the main lines, but the streets around the area were extremely narrow and winding. Impossible for tanks to navigate and difficult for even tank witches to get through. You weren't even sure if the witches holing up inside there were hostile or not, since they apparently have not mobilized throughout the battle. But if there was the chance that they could contribute their strength to the cause, you had to take it.

The main government building, of course, was the administrative center of Minsk. While you doubted the Soviet commanders would be dumb enough to put their HQ in such an obvious building, the mere fact of seizing it would prove to be a huge morale boost to your forces, as well as a further demoralizing blow to the Soviet forces. However, they had to know this too, so it would be the most heavily defended.

The central rail station was a major transportation hub not just for the city, but for all of Belarus. It was the main route that the Soviets were transporting troops into the city. Taking the station would mean cutting off their means of reinforcements, but the routes to the station were large and open with relatively little cover, and it was sure to be heavily defended.

"So, where shall we commit our strength to?" Helene asks.

>The Witch Hold
>The main government building
>The central train station
>Other

>>39020607
>>The central train station

>>39020607
>>The central train station
Why is this even a question like the marshmallow one?

>>39020607
>>The central train station
It's the most important objective.

>>39020607
>>The central train station

BLITZ BLITZ BLITZ

>>39020607
>The central train station

>>39020607
>>The Witch Hold
Let's see if we can get the Minsk Witches to come out and play, be it on our side or the other side.

Also, the central train station is awful for tank witches. If we do go that way, I propose getting CAS or artillery support on the horn to suppress the enemy.

>>39020640
well, Witch Hold actually sounds important too.

>>39020607
>>The Witch Hold

>>39020607

Hessler will lead and either our CO or Elsa will try to convince the witches in Minsk.
>>The Witch Hold
Allies are good

>>39020607
>The Witch Hold

Kinda leaning towards this, if only because witches unchecked can put a serious wrench in other areas of the battle. The extra help would be nice, sure.

>>39020685
yeah, no cover and huge fire lanes, a death trap for tank witches

but of course command won't want to damage the railroad for their own purposes so they won't provide CAS

the train yard is all kinds of bad and wrong

>>39020607
>The Witch Hold

>>39020607
>The central train station

>>39020737
I suppose we can limit ourselves to mortars to minimize the damage. Or call in smoke rounds to cover our advance. Or get someone to paint targets with lasers for Copperhead artillery rounds and Hellfire missiles. Or ask for Maverick support.

Well, I'm sure Merc will tell us what kind of support we will have for the attack there. But I continue to champion Witch Hold. It's suited for our forces. At worst we keep them pinned there. At best we score allies.

>>39020906
Yeah, we can loan our leopards to other forces to support them while us and infantry work the tight streets

>>39020607
>>The Witch Hold

>>39020906
>At best we score allies.
And maybe Hessler can woo them too.

>>39020607
"We will assault the central train station. If we seize that then the garrison will no longer be able to receive reinforcements." You say. "It will all but guarantee our victory."

"Are you sure about this? The approaches will be highly hazardous. It will be guaranteed that they will have heavy weaponry targeting all of the approaches."

"And we'll have limited air support, too." Elsa adds in. "Me and Lisa have been doing our best taking out SAMs, but they still have a lot of long range systems on the other side of the city. NATO air command is only willing to deploy witches right now."

"It will be no issue." You say. "All it depends on is our approach."

You look at the map and review your options. There was the main road which was the primary method of advance. You could lead off with a large smoke barrage and close in. However, you'd be unable to take advantage of any long range support assets like artillery or Elsa's sniping, and be restricted to close quarters fighting.

Or, you could advance behind the main panzer divisions. Both the German and Polish Leopard 2s had thick armor, and the Thundercats' CATTB Abrams had active defense systems. However, you knew that such an approach would still result in massive casualties for the tankers.

The third, and most bold tactic would be a pincer attack. While the main force pushed up the road, your unit could be shipped in by helicopter, and supported by allied air witches, you could be dropped right on top of the station to wreak havoc. Plus, their only defense against helicopters would be limited to MANPADS and small arms. It was a high gain, high risk play.

>Advance under smoke.
>Advance behind armor.
>Aerial Assault.
>Other

>>39021062
>>Advance under smoke.

>>39021062
>Advance under smoke.

>>39021062
>>Aerial Assault.
Go big or go home

>>39021062
>Aerial Assault

>>39021062
>Other
All of them, deploy smoke and send the armor through it, their thermal sights will help them, meanwhile we can be inserted close by helo with the smoke and armor push distracting them.

We have all these things at our disposal, we would be reckless and negligent as a commander to not use them.

>>39021062
>Aerial Assault.

>>39021062
well, seems this
>>39021149
pretty reasonable.

>>39021062
>Advance under smoke.

>>39021062

>>39021149 has a valid point

>>39021062
>>Aerial Assault.

>>39021062
>>Advance under smoke.
or >>39021149 if we can, would be stupid not to if the assets are there, puts us all at risk if we don't use them to their fullest to ensure success and safety of all our forces

>>39021062
Deleted my previous vote. Supporting >>39021149

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>>39021062
"We will initiate a pincer attack." You say, point down at the map. "We will begin with a preliminary smoke barrage to blind their forces. While the main attack force pushes up the road to focus their attention, we will be inserted directly onto the station via helicopter. I believe this will achieve the speed and surprise necessary to seize the station with minimal casualties."

"That is a bold plane..." Helene says.

"I like it!" Elsa grins. "You always come up with the best plans!"

"Please, I'm just doing my duty." You grunt. "I will relay our plans to high command and make the necessary preparations. Make sure all of the girls are ready and equipped. Make sure they're equipped for close quarters combat."

"Jawhol." Helene salutes and marches off.

"Elsa, I expect you to provide sniper support from the air." You say to your friend.

"Roger roger!" Elsa snaps off a salute.

As the rest of the girls prepare, you head over to your personal armory. One of the perks to being a witch commander. You inspect all our assorted and gear and wonder what you should take.

For your ranged weapons, you had your 30mm cannon, meant to take out the heaviest of targets. Going down further, you had your MG3 machine gun, more suited for taking out light vehicles and large masses of troops. Finally, you had your trusty G3 battle rifle you had been using ever since boot camp. Modified, of course. It didn't have the fire rate or stopping power of the previous two weapons, but it was light and portable, making it easy to handle and carry.

You also had your close combat weapons. First up was a simple armored fist. Nothing much to explain there. There was also a retracted blade, and the pile bunker.

>Choose a ranged weapon and melee weapon.

>30mm cannon.
>MG3
>G3

>Fist
>Sword
>Pile bunker

>>39021715
>>G3
>>Sword

>>39021715
>>Pile bunker
>>G3

too bad we can't bring 30mm cannon and MG3 at once.

>>39021715
>>G3

>>Pile bunker

Time for airdrooop

G3 for the portability. Pile Bunker for the targets we can't kill with the G3.

>>39021715
>>MG3
>>Pile bunker

>>39021715
>G3
for the mooks

>>Pile bunker
for witches and possibly armored targets

>>39021715
>"That is a bold plane...
For you.

>30mm cannon.
>Sword

>>39021715
>30mm cannon.
>Pile bunker

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>>39021715
>plane

>>G3

>>Pile bunker

Oh sweet, managed to catch the PJ thread.

>Votes done 12 minutes ago

Awww

Mangafag, are you here? I've got an art request!

Hint: it's merc quest-related

>>39021861
God dammit /tv/
YOUR MEMES END HERE

>>39022082
I am always here

>>39022102
Well then.

Remember Skyhawk Karla?
Requesting Magical Groundpounder Warthog Hime!

>>39022098
you will never come close to this magnum opus of baneposting.

>>39022098
Not that anon, but
>WE'RE CRASHING IVAN'S ARMORED DIVISIONS WITH NO SURVIVORS!!!!

>>39022157
They had a goddamn 6000 post sticky about this
/tv/ has reached critical mass
Only chaos and madness can follow
>>39022164
WAS GETTING SURROUNDED PART OF YOUR PLAN

>>39022212
Of course. That means we have them exactly where we want them.

>>39022212
You merely adopted the discipline of unfair odds; I was born in it, moulded by it. The odds were against us until Poland; by then they were worthless odds!

>>39022143
after best Belkan Uncle discussing ACQ meta then

>>39022262
Good, good!
Trying to be sneaky are we MF?

>>39022256
You've a big gun

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>>39021715
You decide to take the G3 rifle and the pile bunker, which would provide a nice balance of capability. The G3 would help handle any infantry you would come across, while the pile bunker would allow you to destroy any kind of armored threat up close, as well as knocking down troublesome doors and walls. After equipping your chosen weapons, you head over to the rally point, where you see your witches gathering around a squadron of CH-53s that are ready to lift off.

"Ah! Hess! You're here!" Elsa waves you over, where you can see several American witches behind her, no doubt your air support.

"I assume you are here to support us?" You ask as you approach who you assume to be their leader, a redhead witch wearing a cowboy hat and boots. Typical American.

"That's right." The American nods and shakes your hand. "Colonel Wilkins."

"Lt. Colonel Hessler." You say. "A pleasure."

"So I hear you're going to be needing some air support." Wilkins grins. "We'll clear a path for you, no problem. I'd like to be in and out, though. A lot of places that need air support and not enough witches to cover them. But that's up to you."

>You just need to clear the LZ for us.
>I'd like you to provide CAS while we assault.
>Other

>>39022315
>I'd like you to provide CAS while we assault.

>>39022315
>You just need to clear the LZ for us.

>>39022315
>>You just need to clear the LZ for us.

>>39022315
>>I'd like you to provide CAS while we assault.

>>39022315
>>You just need to clear the LZ for us.

>>39022315
>>You just need to clear the LZ for us.
Providing CAS with all that smoke in an engagement that tight would be futile anyway

>>39022315
>>I'd like you to provide CAS while we assault but as soon as we have things in hand I'll let you know

>>39022315
>I'd like you to provide CAS while we assault.
Let's do this the GUDERIAN way.

>>39022346
not really, the smoke doesn't matter all that much to helo's and CAS, they can either see past it or have thermals for close in weapons

>>39022315
>>You just need to clear the LZ for us.
yeah, let's get n the ground safe.

>>39022315
>I'd like you to provide CAS while we assault.

>>39022302
When Minsk is in ashes, then you have my permission to stay fly

>>39022315
>>You just need to clear the LZ for us.

>>39022414
The fire rise...wait, that's too easy
If I pull the strikers off, will you die?

>>39022510
Calm down, heal-witch, now's not the time for fear. That comes later.

>>39022315
>>I'd like you to provide CAS while we assault but as soon as we have things in hand I'll let you know
Ooh, ooh! Will Bree make a cameo and put on an airshow for us?

Gentlemen, you're getting off topic and irrelevant and eating posts.

>>39022315
HOLLY-DESS

also rolling with >>39022541

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>>39022315
"I'd like you to provide CAS while we assault." You say. "I'm sorry, but this operation is too crucial to leave to chance."

"Don't worry, I understand perfectly." Wilkins and turns to another witch. A tall, blonde, and very well endowed one, which made you feel a twinge of jealousy. "Pierce! We better bring a full load this time. We're going to be getting into some serious shit!"

"My favorite kind!" The blond witch laughs.

Both you and Elsa glance at each other, apparently thinking the same thing.

>You don't happen to know a Captain William Pierce, do you...?
>Just let it pass. Pierce is a pretty common surname anyways.
>Other

>>39022657
>>You don't happen to know a Captain William Pierce, do you...?

>>39022657
>You don't happen to know a Captain William Pierce, do you...?

>>39022657
>>You don't happen to know a Captain William Pierce, do you...?
YYYEEESSS!!! BIG SIS BREE!!!

Merc, I love you. All the homo.

>>39022657
>>You don't happen to know a Captain William Pierce, do you...?

>>39022657
>You don't happen to know a Captain William Pierce, do you...?
IT BEGINS.mp3


Dammit, you say Bree, but now all I see is Milly for some reason

>>39022657
>>You don't happen to know a Captain William Pierce, do you...?

>>39022657
>You don't happen to know a Captain William Pierce, do you...?

>>39022657
>>You don't happen to know a Captain William Pierce, do you...?
Oh gawd, they're everywhere. Here's hoping YOU don't have to save me from a super heavy tank.

>>39022657
>You don't happen to know a Captain William Pierce, do you...?

>>39022748
>they're everywhere.
Thank God Pierce only has a sister.
Bishop siblings are far numerous.

>>39022774
>Inb4 there's a bastard Pierce child somewhere

>>39022780
and she is not a witch but still serving in the army somehow

>>39022874
PLOT TWIST: she's an S-2

>>39022874
why do I see her being hot blooded and punching out raikov somehow?

>>39022967
>why do I see her being hot blooded and punching out raikov somehow?
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrbiMPMx_Xk

>>39022967
she hates witches for hogging the spotlight?

>>39023008
I could see some women soldiers not liking witches

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>>39022948
>she's an S-2
...She's anoutdated ASW aircraft?

Holy shit, Papa Pierce did what Young and Fronk always wanted to do: He waifu'd a plane.

>>39023128
General Staff Officer.

>>39023128
No anon, she's a General Staff officer, overall in charge of intel-handling.

>>39023094
Imagine the discrimination that probably goes on for them if they're on the front lines.

"So you're a witch right?"

"No."

Awkward silence and judgement.

>>39023204
and the special treatment

>>39023204
>Non-witch cranks up her customized Ma Deuce
>You got a problem with that, talk to my Ma.

>>39023008
>>39023094
>>39023204
>>39023230
now I WANT to see this!

>>39022967
Fuck that! Lets go for a fucking suplex!

>>39023226
Everyone hates that though. For the most part.

>>39022657
"Wait, you don't happen to know a Captain William Pierce, do you..." You ask the blonde witch curiously.

"Aw hell, that's my little bro!" The witch blinks in confusion. "Where'd you meet him?"

"We served together briefly in Asia." You say. "Actually, your brother actually saved my life."

"Ha! I figured. Little Will going off to save all the pretty damsels in distress!" Captain Pierce's sister laughs loudly and slaps you on the back. "Well, any friend of his is a friend of mine! Name's Breeana, but you can just call me Bree!"

"Um, thank you?" You say uncertainly, still not sure what to make of Captain Pierce's sister.

"You can call me Elsa!" Elsa says happily. "Hey, maybe we can get together and you can tell us all sorts of embarrassing stories about him!"

"Hmmm, I don't know..."

"I got marshmallows we could roast."

"It's a deal!" Bree says a bit too quickly.

"Focus." Both you and Wilkins say sternly.

"Sorry." Both Bree and Elsa apologize.

"Anyways, we gotta get moving!" Wilkins checks her watch. "The opening barrage is due to start soon!"

"That's right." You nod. "Silver Tigers, move out!"

(cont)

>>39023257
My god, that could be a spin off quest all by itself.

>>39023307
With that, your witches begin loading up in the CH-53s. Your witches would be divided up into four helicopters, while Wilkins was bringing to full squadrons of witches, including Bree to provide close air support. While most of the witches would be fighting on the ground, Elsa and her partner Lisa would remain on one of the CH-53s to provide aerial sniper support.

Within minutes, the helicopters are in the air and begin flying over the smoking ruins of Minsk. Down below, you could see the armored column that will be performing the frontal attack.

"Mortars splashing now!" The pilot announces.

Sure enough, you see the central train station quickly engulfed in explosions, but with thick grey smoke instead of fire.

"All right, we're coming in hot!" The pilot says. "Where's the LZ?!"

You had two possible LZs. The first was in the main trainyard, where it was more open and would give more space for the helos to land, but you'd have to fight your way up the building. On the other hand, you could drop directly on the roof, which would be much trickier but you'd literally be right on top of the enemy.

>Drop in the trainyard.
>Drop on the roof.
>Other

>>39023343
>Drop in the trainyard.
HAHA TIME FOR HOT TACTICAL INSERTION

>>39023343
>>Drop on the roof.

>>39023343
>>Drop in the trainyard.

>>39023343
>Drop on the roof.

>>39023337
but I have no skill...

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>>39023343
>>Drop on the roof.

>>39023343
>Drop on the roof.

>>39023204
>>39023230
She tries to get the attention of a guy she likes when all of a sudden a witch passes by and his attention is diverted to the lack of pants.

>>39023343

forget landing on the roof!

Its hot drop o'cloooooock~!

>>39023405
thats why they work out like a mofo and drag the guy away

>>39023428
>>39023405
I'm picturing Aisaka Taiga for some reason.

>>39023343
>Drop on the roof.

>>39023405
>>39023428
>>39023458
For some reason I'm picturing her being interested in someone who isn't a soldier. Or who is at least in a noncombatant position. Like the mailman or an aide of some kind.

>>39023511
how about a teacher?

>>39023511
>going for a filthy pog

not on my watch

>>39023343
>>Drop on the roof.

>>39023428
Now I can see how she can punch out Raikov!

>>39023522
Teacher would work.

I was going to suggest a medic, but that seems a bit cliched.

>>39023535
People like different things sometimes.

From my understanding women in the military have to act like hardassed bitches to get respect a lot of the time. If she was on the line, she may want someone who doesn't need to see her that way.

>>39023568
>From my understanding women in the military have to act like hardassed bitches to get respect a lot of the time
You have a very very poor understanding of reality.

>>39023568
>If she was on the line, she may want someone who doesn't need to see her that way.
You do realize that the people most likely to not see her that way are those brothers and sisters on the line with her right?

If someone like that did exist, then I feel people like Pierce and Frank/Merlin maybe more of Merlin, that person's respects since she's not a sparkle and can still kick a sparkle's ass.

>>39023596
Not in the military, don't know a lot about personal level stuff beyond what's in the news.

Which is a terrible place to get info admittedly.

>>39023608
Like I said, from what I understand.

So, no I didn't.

and if she can take out a sparkle with no magic think what she could do to poor conscript...

>>39023343
"Drop us on the roof!" You exclaim. "Wilkins, clear the area!"

"Don't have to tell me twice!" Wilkins replies as she and her witches swoop in ahead of the CH-53s. She and witches rake the rooftops with automatic rifle fire, killing or suppressing the enemy troops stationed up there. You see Bree whip out an M32 multiple grenade launcher and start bombarding the roof so that even the enemies taking cover weren't safe. By the time the first CH-53 arrives to the LZ, the rooftop is completely sterilized.

"Go go go!" You bellow as you half wave and half shove your witches out the rear loading ramp. WIlkins and her witches forms a defensive ring around the LZ, keeping an eye out for MANPADS crews or other AA assets.

"Helene! You take second, third, and fourth platoon and use the roof as a base of fire! Knock out their ground defenses! I will lead first platoon inside and clear the building!"

"Jawohl!" Helen affirms as she begins directing witches to take up firing positions.

(cont)

>>39023670
You just hear a scream followed by the sound of bones breaking.

>>39023705

You glance at the door leading to the stairs and immediately ignore it. Stairs were a deathtrap for any attacking force. You should make your own entrance, instead.

"Wilkins, you are clear to fire on any hostile on the ground level! I will be breaching the building itself, so do not fire into it unless I say so!"

"Got it!" Wilkins then waves her witches forward and they eagerly dive down to sweep the enemies below. You get the feeling that due to Soviet air defense systems, they haven't had a lot to do lately.

You focus back on the situation at hand and aim your pile bunker downwards, blasting a hole in the roof. Immediately, you could hear surprised and panicked Russian voices emanating from the hole.

"Allow me to got first, Colonel!" One of your witches, Klara says. She's sporting a large riot shield in place of a melee weapon, prioritizing defense over offense.

You look down into the hole you created and your heart stops briefly again.

>You need to lead from the front.
>Allow your witches to move in first.
>Other

>>39023719
>>Allow your witches to move in first.
They're geared for entry

>>39023719
>Allow your witches to move in first.

>>39023719
>>Allow your witches to move in first.
she's got the right stuff to scout and not die in an ambush

>>39023719
>>Allow your witches to move in first.

>>39023719
>Other
Drop grenades down there first!
then.
>Allow your witches to move in first.

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>>39023719
>Allow your witches to move in first.

>>39023719
>Allow your witches to move in first.
Team Lead is always 3rd in the stack.

>>39023719
>>Other
Grenades first, then
>Allow your witches to move in first.

>>39023719
>Allow your witches to move in first.

Your ass will be an inspiration to the whole unit.

>>39023786
>Your ass will be an inspiration to the whole unit.
It is a rather nice ass. All witch asses are nice asses from what I've seen.

>>39023819
I don't think Fumikane is capable of drawing a less than perfect ass.

>>39023844
Fumikane for ass, Nogami for fetish.

>>39023719
"If you will, please." You step aside to allow Klara to pass.

"Panzer Vor!" Klara bellows as she leaps into the breach. Almost immediately, you see no less than three RPGs bounce off both her magically enhanced riot shield. Laughing heartily, Klara speeds forward, pushing against the three RPG gunners with her shield and literally shoving them out the window, causing them to fall to the ground below.

"Good job." You say simply as you leap down. Bullets bounce off your rear shield, and you effortlessly spin around and gun down another four Russian soldiers with your G3. "First platoon, continue to clear the building. Be careful, they have RPGs."

"Jawohl!" Your girls yell.

"Yo, Hess! Me and Lisa got eyes on you!" Elsa says. "Actually, I see a LOT of activity on one of the platforms!"

"What kind of activity?" You ask.

"The 'GOTTA GET IMPORTANT SHIT OUTTA HERE' kind!" Elsa reports. "Might be expensive gear, or officers, or something, but it's something they definitely want gone! I see at least four tank witches there, too!"

Well, that was tempting, but your current priority was to clear the station so that the main forces could seize it. You're not sure if you should go out of your way to interdict the train.

>Continue to clear the building.
>Stop the train.
>Other

>>39023960
>Other
Can she or the CAS witches stop or derail the train while we clear the building?

>>39023960
>>Other
I know we shouldn't divide our force but seems its a good time to do so.

Alternatively...
"ELSA! SECURE THE TRAIN WITH YOUR MARSHMALLOW!!"

>>39023960
>Other
>Have Elsa or Wilkins wreck the tracks to prevent them from leaving.

>>39023960
>>other
Can we have the CAS girls stop the train while we're in the building?

Srsly, those flygirls need to earn their pay.

>>39023960
>Stop the train.

>>39023960
"Elsa, coordinate with Wilkins to interdict that train." You instruct. "If it really is carrying something important, it can't leave this city!"

"Got it!" Elsa grins.

You continue your sweep of the building. It was a basic process. Breach one room, eliminate all of the hostiles within, move on to the next room. Your pile bunker makes it an incredibly easy job, quickly creating holes you could perform rapid breaches through and within the confines of this building, the Russian infantry simply had nothing at their disposal that could reliably take down a witch.

Finally, you reach a position where you can see the train Elsa was talking about. You see thick black smoke belching from the main engine, while the tank witches and infantry were trying to engage Wilkin's witches. However, it seemed the tank witches were expecting an air attack, and were lobbing flak shells into the air, which tore into the air witches' shields with every explosion.

"Damn, can't keep this up forever!" Bree grunts. "If we pull off these guys might try to flee on foot!"

"Elsa?" You ask.

"Trying my best here, but this helo isn't exactly the most stable firing position!" Elsa growls. "I think we might need some ground support here.

You pause to think. You had cleared the majority of the upper floors. You could go and assist the air witches and leave the rest to the main force, which had to be arriving soon...

>Move to assist Wilkins and Bree.
>Continue to clear the building while Wilkins and Bree continue to attack the train.
>Tell Wilkins and Bree to back off. It's not worth it.
>Other

>>39024162
>Move to assist Wilkins and Bree.

>>39024162
>Move to assist Wilkins and Bree.

>>39024162
>>Move to assist Wilkins and Bree.
better safe than sorry, and this is the sort of stuff Hess does all the time.

>>39024162
>>Continue to clear the building while Wilkins and Bree continue to attack the train.

>>39024162
>Other
"Elsa, if a stable firing platform is what you need then get on the roof."

>>39024162
>Move to assist Wilkins and Bree.

>>39024162

>Move to assist Wilkins and Bree.

Now that I think about it, why couldn't they just destroy the rails?

>>39024162
>>Move to assist Wilkins and Bree.

OUT THE WINDOW

>>39024162
"All right, I'm moving into assist." You say and turn to Klara. "You're with me. The rest of first platoon will continue to clear."

"Jawohl!" Your witches affirm over the net.

With that, you punch the window you are observing out of, shattering it. You then vault through the new opening and drop to the ground below, your tank strikers' shock absorbers squealing as they try to mitigate the impact. Klara lands a few meters next to you with a similarly loud thump.

"Forward!" You command as you rev up your tank strikers. Klara follows you closely as you close in on the main engagement. There, you see most of the air witches pulling back to recharge their shields, leaving only Wilkins and Bree to engage the ground forces. The four enemy tank witches are still up, lobbing flak shells into the air. You see two staying behind to engage the air witches while another two were pulling security for a group of Russian troops hastily piling into a truck, no doubt their backup transport.

>Chase the truck.
>Have Wilkins and Bree chase the truck while you engage the witches here.
>Team up on the witches here first.
>Other

>>39024347
>Have Wilkins and Bree chase the truck while you engage the witches here.

>>39024347
>Team up on the witches here first.
biggest threat, we can deal with the others after they are neutralised

>>39024347
>>Have Wilkins and Bree chase the truck while you engage the witches here.

These witches are equipped for AA fire.

Take them down now while the air witches take care of the truck.

Their fire will be less effective with the wrong target and we draw the fire away from the witches with low shield power.

>>39024347
>>Have Wilkins and Bree chase the truck while you engage the witches here.

>>39024347
>>Have Wilkins and Bree chase the truck while you engage the witches here.
they're fast and mobile. they can shoot the trucks tires out our wreck it's engine block easy enough.

>>39024347
>>Team up on the witches here first.

>>39024347
>>Team up on the witches here first.
2 vs 4 is stupid odds for a witchfight, we need Wilkins and Bree to even the odds to deal with them quickly

going up against 4 witches by ourself and Klara is suicidal

>>39024363
they are tank witches anon, they are equiped for all kinds of ground warfare, don't think they are purely AA fighters because they'll wreck your shit if you be stupid and think they are flimsy flak drivers.

Just because they have some flak shells doesn't mean they are not regular tank witches, like it says they are several times...

>>39024347
>Team up on the witches here first.
Could we have Elsa snipe the truck so it won't go anywhere?

>>39024347
>>Have Wilkins and Bree chase the truck while you engage the witches here.

>>39024382
>2 vs 4 is stupid odds for a witchfight
yeah, it would be. good thing there are two witches harassing the airheads and two covering the truck so whatever Hess does she only has to deal with 2 alongside Klara

>>39024347
>Team up on the witches here first.
>Send Bree after the truck, help Wilkins beat the tonkwitches

Holly's got better mobility, we can help her take these guys down and Bree can run down the truck.

>>39024347
>You see two staying behind to engage the air witches while another two were pulling security for a group of Russian troops hastily piling into a truck, no doubt their backup transport.

>>39024416
>Seriously where the fuck did you get that?
I made it the fuck up. Read.

>>39024347
>>Have Wilkins and Bree chase the truck while you engage the witches here.

>>39024347
"Wilkins, Bree, knock out that transport if you can! We'll handle the two witches on the platform!" You say as you speed forward. Klara moves alongside you. She's armed with an MG3, giving her much more punch, and she starts unleashing a torrent of rounds at the tank witches, which start sparking off their shields. They immediately turn their attention to you and start firing. However, they still have flak shells loaded, and they bounce harmlessly of Klara's riot shield. She doesn't even need to use magic to repel it.

"Roger that." Wilkins says. "Pulling off."

"Can we blow up the truck?" Bree asks excitedly. "Can we?"

On the one hand, you sort of wanted to see what the Russians wanted to get away with so badly. On the other, you were probably better of destroying it to keep it out of their hands.

>Avoid destroying the truck.
>Destroy the truck.
>Other

>>39024487
>Avoid destroying the truck.
YELLOW TARGET! YELLOW TARGET!

We're going full knight!

Oh shit wrong quest

>>39024487
>>Destroy the truck.

>>39024487
>>Avoid destroying the truck.

>>39024487
>>Avoid destroying the truck.
>>Other
Take out the tires, disable it.

>>39024487
>>Avoid destroying the truck.
I'd rather have it intact. What if it's a bunch of little witches?

>>39024487
>>Avoid destroying the truck.
"Negative Bree, whatever in it, it seems important and i want to know what is it."

>>39024487
>Avoid destroying the truck.

>Inb4 Merc implements GUN roll if AVOID DESTROYING THE TRUCK wins

I just realize Merc pulling something similar like this in VMQ2....

>>39024487
>Destroy the truck.

>>39024487
>Avoid destroying the truck.

>>39024487
"That is a negative, Bree, avoid destroying the truck!" You yell. "Whatever is inside must be important!"

"Awww, fine. I'll just put a few bullets into the engine block, then."

"Bree, watch out-!" Wilkins grunts before the line is cut off from gunfire.

However, you don't have time to find out what's going on. Your two opponents finally switch to standard cannon shells and begin firing. Klara grunts as the more powerful impacts begin slamming into her shield, but she resolutely plants her shield down.

"Go, Colonel, I'll draw their fire!" She yells over the roar of her MG3.

"Okay, I got eyes, Hess!" Elsa reports. "I can get a couple shots in!"

>Give me some fire support. I could use something to put the odds in my favor.
>Support Wilkins and Bree. I can handle these two.
>Other

>>39024560
>>Support Wilkins and Bree. I can handle these two.

>>39024560
>>Support Wilkins and Bree. I can handle these two.

KRIEGGGGGG

BUNKERRRRRR

>>39024560
>Other
"Give them a couple shots to distract them then go help Wilkins and Bree"

>>39024560
>Support Wilkins and Bree. I can handle these two.
YOU'LL OWE US A FAVOR NOW, HAUPTMANN PIERCE!

>>39024560
>>Support Wilkins and Bree. I can handle these two.

....wait.
Elsa is Sniper.
Hessler wear Pile Bunker.

....RAMPAGE GHOST (german) COMBINATION ATTACK WHEN MERC.

>>39024560
>>Support Wilkins and Bree. I can handle these two.
they have no support against those tank witches, we have a minion with us.

>>39024560
>>Other
Call for support from our witches in the building, they should have cleared it by now, Elsa can give us a shot or two and then help the others

>>39024587
>RAMPAGE GHOST

>mfw
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNegIVN859c

Also, Tengoku-hen soon fellow SRW fan

>>39024617

>Hessler is R-Gun.

>>39024560
"Support Wilkins and Bree. I can handle these two." You say.

"Roger that!" You hear Elsa say cheerfully and you can hear the sharp, distant crack of her rifle.

You'd love to see her handiwork, but currently you had more things to worry about. Klara focuses on suppressing one of the enemy witches, leaving you free to engage the other one. You see her aim her cannon at you. You're at a bit of a disadvantage with your paltry in comparison G3, but sometimes power wasn't everything...

>Engage her at range.
>Engage her in melee combat.
>Other

>>39024683
>Engage her in melee combat.
Knock, knock, PILE BUNKER coming through!

>>39024661
But who will be their T-Link KNUCKLE???

>www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf5Z7-W8C24

>>39024683
>Other
Close with suppressive fire into melee.

>>39024683
>>Engage her in melee combat.

BUNKER

>>39024683
>>Other
>>39024702
>Close with suppressive fire into melee.
I like this idea.

>>39024702
>>39024710

But we have another witch behind a shield mounting a GPMG. Should she do the suppressive fire?

>>39024738
she's got the second witch pinned, not the one we're engaging.

>>39024738
she could, it would help

I realised what swq universe needs.

We need banewitch

>>39024817
>Dat spoiler
NOPE

>Cybusting intensifies
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9r71CshgcM

>>39024683
You decide to close the distance. Your G3 would be no match for a full size cannon. You speed forward, firing your G3 as you go. However, it wouldn't have the power to pierce your opponent's shield and she knows it. She braces for a firing position, easily shrugging off your shots and returns fire, her cannon booming. You manage to dodge the fist two shells, your strikers groaning as you weave side to side. Unfortunately, her third shot hits, straining your shield.

But it's too late. With a final burst of speed you get in close and slam your pile driver into her gut, causing her to gasp and wheeze in surprise. You twist you wrist as the pile bunker charges...

>Hit her with a half charge.
>FULL POWER
>Other

>>39024817
Just go away with that shitposting already. It wasn't funny months ago and it still isn't' now.

>>39024844
>>Hit her with a half charge.

We need a prisoner for interrogation

>>39024844
>>Hit her with a half charge.
Not good for our PTSD, but make sure to knock her again.

>>39024844
>Hit her with a half charge.

>>39024844
>>Hit her with a half charge.
we want her down, not dead

>>39024844
>>Hit her with a half charge.

>>39024844
>Hit her with a half charge.

Just imagining a human body taking a full pile bunker hit isn't pretty.

>>39024844
>Hit her with a half charge.
YOU'RE COMING WITH ME BRUH

>>39024887
we already gibbed a witch in the last Hessler thread with a full charge IIRC

>>39024903
its also in head IIRC.

Cripes, Merc ran out of nitro

>>39025082
>Cripes, Merc ran out of nitro
apparently

>>39025092
Has anyone tried unplugging him and plugging him back in again?

>>39025115
plug and play?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx7zbzaxK-Q

>>39025115
M-maybe he's been hit by the Bentus translation error?

>>39025115
>>39025128

I've been doing it with a tail plug but it does nothing but make him twitch.

Hmm, I wonder if Hornet will release part two of his pastebin.

>>39025137
Maybe not today.

>>39025137
Who gives a shit fuck him

>>39025146
damn, I was hoping for more insight. I was kind of annoyed at it originally but let it go.

But when i read it more closely, I got kind of annoyed at Mav, not because of the whole Katya thing but her viewpoint in general.

>>39025149
>Still butthurt
Chill bruh. Hornet is good people.

>>39025149
I do

>>39025154
Mav is raging hormones, I guess.