You are Katie Black, High-school social reject turned neurotic reptile with a lisp, and right now you are in heaven, if heaven was a rickety ass wooden bed from the 17th century.You slowly become aware of the bright red light obscuring your vision, then flinch away like a vampire getting hit with a UV glow-stick smeared in garlic juice when opening them reveals an inconveniently angled beam of light streaming directly into your face from the morning sun, where are you, this place doesn't look familiar. You roll your head into a puddle of drool that had been accumulating over the night and come to realize that your eyes and mouth are cotton dry, which irritatingly enough means you'll need a glass of water before going back to sleep. Damned sunlight.You manage to shift in bed so that your face is staring towards the spartan wall, made out of primitive yet true and true woodworking methods before you hear it and go still. There's soft breathing off the side of your bed, the events of last night slowly come drifting back to you. Ever so hesitantly as if afraid of what you might find you gingerly turn to look over the side of your bed. Yep, there's Eddie, sleeping face down like a giant hairy, unwashed baby.... OK so that happened.-(cont)-
>>38989463A feeling of dread washes over you and you quietly roll back onto your side facing away. You can't stop the flood of memories now, everything that happened yesterday, the things you said so openly, all that crying, the... the what? 3rd mental breakdown you've had since getting here? It's not quite embarrassment that wells up inside you chest, it's shame and deep self loathing. You can feel the presence of the man sleeping on the hard wooden floor beside the bed, which isn't even yours and you feel incredibly conflicted. On the one had, he's a comforting presence somewhat reminiscent of a father figure, on the other you just don't want him to even look at you after all the fuss you caused last night, you feel like a fully grown man inside the body of a toddler who just shit himself involuntarily in the swimming pool, who then had to get cleaned up by his mother while the other moms looked on in amusement.That brings your thoughts to Saliva and everything just gets so much worse, now you're REALLY conflicted, in more ways than one. You feel like you've formed some sort of mother-child bond with her, but you already have a mother that you miss dearly and took for granted constantly, and besides that you JUST met her yesterday and instantaneously fucked up her life, your chest hurts whenever you think about it and it makes you want to curl up and die with guilt, like you've become the victim of the emotional equivalent to some incredibly elaborate loan scam with 500% monthly APR. Why would she do any of that for someone she doesn't even know...You end up lying there with a face like your cat died in pitiful related incident following a traffic accident that killed your entire family, trying to ignore the guilt and melting pot of maddeningly conflicting emotions swirling around inside your greasy haired head.-(cont)-
>>38989471>Attempt to go back to sleep, try desperately to think about something else.>Wake up Eddie and begin the day before you spiral into despair.>Spiral into Despair.-Previously on nerdy snake waifu quest: https://archive.moe/tg/search/tripcode/%21Me.qpOlLW2/type/op/This twitter thing everyone's talking about - https://twitter.com/DrUnorigionalDifficulty: This crappy quest will have a difficulty setting that you can change at any time if you so wish, just ask, use it tactically.>Easy mode: (Half XP) You get 5 dice rolls, best roll taken, the entire world is sunshine and rainbows. Only lasts for 5 in game story posts.>Normal (defult): (Normal XP rates and encounters.)You get 3 rolls, best dice taken.>challenging: (Double XP!) You only get 2 rolls, best of 2. >Hard mode: (Triple XP and more loot.) You get 2 rolls but we use an average instead of the best one. Bad luck comes your way and shit is getting perilous, pray to the dice gods for mercy.>Punishing: (Quadruple XP and allot of cool stuff just left lying around. )You only got one shot, make it count. 1 roll. Enemies are written as more competent/ better equipped, E.G if encountered then regular wolves will become larger dire wolves ect. You may get your shit pushed in.>Nightmare mode: (10 times exp) Awww shit son u gon die. The worst of 3 rolls is taken, the world shifts to grimdderp and bad things happen. You can't turn it off for 10 in game posts.Fate point: QM steals from khornette quest because he is a filthy hack, you can reroll one dice per session. Only once, and use that instead.Dub rolls = +30 Trip rolls = +90
>>38989494>Wake up Eddie and begin the day before you spiral into despair.>Spiral into Despair.
>>38989494>>Attempt to go back to sleep, try desperately to think about something else.If this fails, then>Wake up Eddie and begin the day before you spiral into despair.I usually give myself 30 minutes of tossing and turning before deciding I can't sleep it off.
>>38989494>Current level = 26>Difficulty = Challenging. ( I didn't forget, I'm just not changing it )XP: current/total = level.For example. 35 exp collected vs a 60 for evolution = level 58Every 25 levels you get some kind of passive perk that might have an effect on your next evolution. Whatever you choose gets strengthened as and if you evolve.Experience is given via difficulty and is relative. Remember to use the difficulty setting tactically, you can't raise it until after the fight is over.>Mundane = 1 or even 0 XP. Shit like killing insects or knitting.>Easy: 1-3 EXP, picking a lock or successfully hunting small prey.>Medium: 5-10 EXP hunting larger prey that can fight back but really can't win.>Challenging: 10-25: Shit that can fight back but not exactly life threatening.>Threatening: 25-50 Something that could very well kill you and puts up a fair fight. 1V1 me faggot.>Deadly: 50-100+ a (much?) larger/stronger opponent that may have the odds stacked in their favour
>>38989494>Try to slink away and find some water
>>38989494>Fate point: QM steals from khornette quest because he is a filthy hack, you can reroll one dice per session. Only once, and use that instead.Do we even EVER use this?>>38989513Did we pick our perk at the end of last session? If memory serves we were doing it the start of this one?
>>38989494>Attempt to go back to sleep, try desperately to think about something else.
Snek time best time.
>>38989494>>Wake up Eddie and begin the day before you spiral into despair.We gotta try at least.
>>38989513Honestly, I'd really like to get back to the normal difficulty range. We're not in the jungle killing shit now, so we don't earn levels when we roll for things like being social.Just my two bits.
>>38989494>>Wake up Eddie and begin the day before you spiral into despair.>Try to slink away and find some water>>38989568We've never used the FP, and We picked heat vision. gotta hit 50 to level again.
>>38989494>Spiral into Despair.
>>38989614But didn't we get exp after that deer we caught? And if we're at lvl26 that means we must have crossed the threshold?
>>38989494>Get water. Gib Eddie blanket.
>>38989629deer was an easy kill no challenge and not really any effort. exp was next to nothing we didn't gain a level from killing it.
>>38989494>>Wake up Eddie and begin the day before you spiral into despair.
>>38989657It's gotta be medium at least from those ranks since it's definitely not a small prey, plus we're on challenging so that's 10-20 EXP gained, I'd have thought that would be worth more than a single level.
>>389895681. Shit never actually got that dire yet, and if it did anons were oblivious to fate points.2. No, no perks, that was thread 7 this is thread 9.>>38989629You spent level 25 on heat vision anon.>>38989503>>38989511>>38989525>>38989603>>38989614Wake up Eddie, try not to despair, despair alot.Writing.>>38989643>>38989549Trying to find water, because we're dying of thirst amongst other things.>>38989568CHANGE DIFFICULTY TO:>Normal>Challenging (stay the same)>H-hard mode? (anon plz)
>>38989699>Challenging (stay the same)
>>38989689We didn't gain a level at all. It was 26 before we killed it. Our perks are longer bodyconstrictor body 1venom fangsBody HeatHeat vision>>38989699>Challenging (stay the same)
>>38989699>>NormalWe're not in the jungle right now, So this should be fine for interactions.
>>38989699>Challenging (stay the same)And did we get exp from the deer then? My thoughts on that here >>38989689
>>38989699>NormalFuck easy and hard mode.Normal is best. No enemies being lobotomized for you, and no artificial difficulty boss HP.
>>38989689No anon you're think of things in terms of size instead of how easy they are to kill, to me deer are easy mode, if very hard to catch. They can't realistically fight back against snake-chan and wouldn't because they're fucking deer.You got like 3 XP for that so I didn't bother adding it, I'll get round to it later.Also i swear to go I will one day get that paste-bin character sheet up.
>>38989699>Challenging (stay the same)We in town right now we'll be right
>>38989745>Also i swear to go I will one day get that paste-bin character sheet up.Just like Hues' smut your words are empty promises...And fair enough then exp wise
>>38989699>>NormalSempai, please, you're hurting me...
>>38989704>>38989712>>38989714>>38989759>stay on challenging mode>>38989713>>38989734>>38989735>NormalChallenging it is.>>38989766Anon plz. ;~;Writing for real this time. Sorry bout that.
>>38989786>Anon plz. ;~;It's not like I can talk anyway, having promised lewds of my own for a while now
>>38989786I am for Challenging, but it was a draw OP
Also as a note Triple RE quests across the sky.
>>38989888Lotta 8's there m8, I sure apreci8.
>>38989494Wake up Eddie
>>38990051Troublesome snakes and their tiny clothing.
>>38990122Are we still just wearing the dirty top?
>>38989699>STAY ON CHALLENGINGGood to have you back, but please remember that the written word is nothing when the deed doesn't follow after
>>38990181just a dirty sweater last I checked.We wanted the job to be able to wear a normal, clean shirt.
>>38989494>>38989471>>38989463No matter what you do you can't tear your mind from the torturous shame inducing thoughts and memories of the way snake-mom stuck her scaly neck out for you, and you can't really blame her, you are supposedly a kid after all.You fidget restlessly in bed, it's frustrating and you feel trapped in a net of good intentions, what's more you don't think you can ever really repay her, you don't think she'd even let you.... No you can't go on like this, eyes wide and hair starting to mess due to stress build up you come to the realization that you can't keep thinking about this least you spiral into despair and lie in bed crying and then everyone will come in and try and comfort you and you'll feel worse for making them worry and you'll end up becoming a massive emotional drain on everyone. God you wish this place had internet so you could just stay in a dark room and not deal with this shit.You roll onto you back and sigh, wide stressed out eyes staring long at the thatched roof ceiling, you're going to have to wake up Eddie. You don't want to, in fact right about now is when you'd be browsing yoai threads on /y/ to take your mind off of everything, if you had the fucking internet. How the fuck are you going to cope without it you have no fucking idea.-(cont-
>>38990325Apprehensively peering over the side of the bed you end up staring at the sleeping man for a good 30 seconds going over how you're going to go about doing this.... you can't help it but you even check for morning wood. No dice, but you feel slightly sick for doing it, you're not even a big fan of 3-D relationships, and there's just something inherently wrong with sexualizing someone you kinda sorta see as a father figure and friend. Your eyes widen, do you think of him as a father figure? Come to think of it that's be a good way of summarizing the platonic attraction you feel towards him but at the same time it just feels sick. You've never had a father figure, at least not since he left.......You've been creepily watching the slowly rising and falling chest of a sleeping man for a full quarter of an hour now, was you plan to just wait until he woke up and noticed. You must have zoned out there while thinking about your dad for a second there. He still doesn't have a boner.You blink hard for a moment, no, no don't do that subconscious. Bad. Your subconscious quickly retaliates by throwing all the trouble you've caused him back into your face and you suddenly feel very small and vaguely emotionally sick. Or maybe just sick in general, the stress must be getting to you, you have to do this now rather than any time in the next 3 hours.You continue staring for a while longer while this sickly mix of shame and guilt bubbles up in your gut, you feel like you don't deserve this, but that just makes you feel worse because you clearly do and are a bad person for not wanting to feel bad about it. OK, seriously, this time for sure.-(cont)- they need to raise the character limit.
>>38990347"E-Eddie-" you stop as your voice comes out more like a strangled sob from a chain smoker than the casual greeting you intended it to be, why the fuck is this so hard. You're a massive fuckup.The man stirs and you really don't want him to fuss over the way your face is scrunching up and eyes begging to water.>Roll over and hide your face under the blanket, you can probably pull yourself together and dry your tears before he comes to properly.>PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER WOMAN 1d100 vs a 50 to regain composure. you want a 90 to completely put up a decent mask, anything below 40 will result in you bursting into tears like the emotional teenage grill that you are.>Just start crying already, you know it's coming.>>38989813I know it was a draw. That last anon was just seconds too late before I called it.
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>38990366>>PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER WOMAN 1d100 vs a 50 to regain composure. you want a 90 to completely put up a decent mask, anything below 40 will result in you bursting into tears like the emotional teenage grill that you are.
>>38990325>eyesSpeaking about our eyes, do we have an eyecap scale or do we have a second eyelid like a gator?
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>38990366>PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER WOMAN 1d100 vs a 50 to regain composure. you want a 90 to completely put up a decent mask, anything below 40 will result in you bursting into tears like the emotional teenage grill that you are.
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>38990366> Pull yourself togetherCome on nat 1
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>38990366>>PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER WOMAN 1d100 vs a 50 to regain composure. you want a 90 to completely put up a decent mask, anything below 40 will result in you bursting into tears like the emotional teenage grill that you are.
>>38990366>>Roll over and hide your face under the blanket, you can probably pull yourself together and dry your tears before he comes to properly.Inform him he might have to go to work soon while simultaneously hiding.This surely isn't suspicious.>>38990325>browsing /y/meanwhile, in the porn stories people are writing, this is when we try desperately to locate where we store our bits.
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>38990366>PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER WOMAN 1d100 vs a 50 to regain composure. you want a 90 to completely put up a decent mask, anything below 40 will result in you bursting into tears like the emotional teenage grill that you are.
>>38990366>>PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER WOMAN 1d100 vs a 50 to regain composure. you want a 90 to completely put up a decent mask, anything below 40 will result in you bursting into tears like the emotional teenage grill that you are.Get out of the bed, flop ontop of him.
>>38990380bizarrely colored Normal human eyelids? with secondary gator lids because that shit is cool, it's been decided now. it's a think
>>38990366>PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER WOMAN 1d100 vs a 50 to regain composure. you want a 90 to completely put up a decent mask, anything below 40 will result in you bursting into tears like the emotional teenage grill that you are.FIGHT THE URGE!
>>38990376>>38990383>>38990394>>38990401>>38990402>>38990405>>38990406anons just can't resist the opportunity to throw dice around can they?51 and a 58, you manage to not cry. But not much else.
>>38990414>bizzarethey're only green.Green's not that bad.I have some pictures to illustrate this but MY GOD are they not worksafe.
>>38990487there was a 85 too op!
>>38990503first 2 rolls.
>>38990503Challenging difficulty. We only get two rolls.I'm not a fan of it, but yeah.
>>38990488Hah, jokes on me, I found a worksafe one.
>>38990518>>38990530Didn't know that. Fuck.
>>38990548I don't like that
>>38990585Well, I do.Besides, any snake lady can have a huge snakebutt if she just angles herself properly by virtue of how curves work.
>>38990634Snake butt is nice and all but I want dragon butt
>>38990772The only dragon butt we might even imagine having is eastern dragon butt.And I have no worksafe pictures.
>>38990799what about Quetzalcoatl or flying serpent butt?
>>38990809I don't think those are technical dragons.
>>38990830More dragony than eastern dragons.
>>38990890Hey, eastern dragons are dragons.
>>38990922And bulls, and dogs, and geckos, honestly they're amalgams .
Eitherway I'm fine with being a flying doom serpent that is also shy, sociophobic and emotionally unstable
>>38990605>>38990634>>38990772>>38990799>>38990809I will give all my internet monies to anyone who provides me (and by extension, you guys) with some delectable lamia twerking pics.Godspeed.
>>38990487 You still need to tell me which bits Kat has so I can write my lewdsDice are love, dice are life.
>>38990799Is this kinda dragon acceptable?NSFWhttp://rule34-data-010.paheal.net/_images/253e4ed53c770ad809798cd23e7a0f17/988813%20-%20Chihiro_Ogino%20Ghibli%20Haku%20Spirited_Away%20ka.jpg
>>38990974no can do. This is the best we got.
>>38991035A. that's an eastern dragonB. we'll probably be way longer
>>38991035Oh god... just... just no
>>38990366This is physically painful, your face and throat hurts from the way your choking up, but you most regain regain your composure before this entire thing heads south and straight into a ditch full of heroin needles and discarded scrap metal.The man rolls slightly and grumbles, staring up at your with bleary eyes that are slightly squinted. He blinks a few times before saying "Katie?" oh man why does he sound so concerned. Why does you face hurt really badly, fuck your jaw.He sits up properly and you feel like you should say something to reassure him, but you jaw just refuses to budge, seems it's locked itself in place. "....are you OK?" Oh wow now he looks really concerned, this isn't what you wanted for breakfast, pity and worry.You can't stand that look in his face so you slump back into bed and stare at the ceiling hoping the entire situation will resolve itself."Katie are you OK?" he asks again, this time a little bit more forcefully, now sitting up fully and you notice hands resting on your bed where you've coiled up. Please respond, what are you doing mouth.Your mouth finally co-operates after a painfully pregnant pause"...y-yea" This isn't working.-(cont)-
>>38991079>noWhat, you want katie to NEVER get a boyfriend?
>>38991108He stares with you with a look of pity and you suddenly feel really guilty for making him frown like that "What's wrong?" 'well for starters you are staring at me like I'm a starving orphan amputee stroking a dead kitten' is what you'd like to say.Instead your mouth responds with "n-nothing" ....after yet another awkwardly long moment of eye contact. Thankfully however he seems to get the message and drops it, kinda."....Alright..Well, you can always talk about it if you feel like it you know? I don't mind" Please shut up and change the subject. You attempt Jedi-mind magic through shear force of will, attempting to wish the awkward moment to end. it actually seems to take longer, but he eventually speaks up."welp... y'know what you need? New clothes, that tops a tad big for you" you'd almost forgotten that you're still wearing the same baggy miners outfit, still covered in soot. Which incidentally will have inevitably stained the bed that isn't yours. Shit fuck you can't catch a break. "and some breakfast" he finishes on a lighter note. You just know he's going to buy this shit for you out of pocket, despite not owning any knives or forks... but you just don't have the social skills to dispute it, you know for a fact you'd just end up a lispy stuttering mess of incomprehensible words as you'd inevitably and quite involuntaraly try to combine several sentences at once.God dammit. What is your life.-(cont)-
>>38991151It's not long afterwards you find yourself parked in front of an actual oak wood table in the back room of Salvia's 'considerably more spacious than Eddies concrete bunker' home, a cup of hot herbal tea and a cooked chunk of steak laid out in front of you. You'd feel bad if it wasn't so delicious, too delicious to swallow whole. Why did you ever take free meals for granted, you should have started starving yourself and living in a jungle for days at a time years ago.You overheard Salvia and Eddie talking about new clothes, apparently they came to an agreement and Eddie has to pay her back whenever he get's paid, because of course he can't afford clothing. Poor bastard.Savia's setting up shop, Eddies cooking himself some pork. It's then you notice two pairs of curious reptilian eyes peeking out from behind a bedroom door. Those most be Salvia's kids, oh shit now you're going to have to introduce yourself without fucking it up like every other instance so far. Great.>Wave awkwardly.>Put your head down and don't make eye contact like an autist, they'll either come to you but you know you can't come to them.>Write in, but it has to be hikki-ish
>>38991169>Put your head down and don't make eye contact like an autist, they'll either come to you but you know you can't come to them.>Wallow as your sliding further into debt, your going to have to double up your hunting quota
>>38991169>Wave awkwardlyWe better knock over a glass or a plate in the process
>>38991115That's the wrong direction with eastern dragon girlIt's more >>38991121 then enything else though, mostly reminds me in the croc we killed with whiskers>>38991169>Wave awkwardly.
>>38991169>Put your head down and don't make eye contact like an autist, they'll either come to you but you know you can't come to them
>>38991232So... you don't want whiskers?Because those are most likely going to happen if we go dragon route.
>>38991284I'm thinking we'd look like a wyrm or a wvyvern?? if we were going down the dragon route. A flying creature whose only limbs are wings.
>>38991284Didn't say that, just don't want to get our legs back if we go eastern dragon... more... wait a sec
>>38991305>using wings to fly>not just snaking through the sky like a snakePleb.
>>38991242>s>>38991232>>38991228>>38991224>>38991218>>38991212>>38991209>>38991200Waving awkwardly it is.Writing>>38991284Assuming you get there without dying horribly or getting your face gnawed off.
>>38991313Oh.Well, yeah, our legs will probably stay gone. We're snake first, dragon second.
>>38991359>>38991284Damn the only things I found are godAWFULEastern:http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/4877da24d8c378203b1b2245549bb432.jpgWurm/Wyrmhttp://danbooru.donmai.us/data/ec8cacc41c5dd41a1924331a26173b9f.jpg
>>38991415I select eastern, since that second one is a flightless wurm.
>All of these people wanting to be a dragon or wyrm or wyvern>No one just wants to remain a more kick ass Lamia/NagaWhy do I even bother working on this smut for you people. It'll be irrelevant to our body type by the time I give it to you.
This talk of flying snakes put me in mind of rayquaza. To my surprise I couldn't find any rayquaza lamia pics during the brief time I looked.
>>38991441Yeah, I guess what we're imagining is more like the wyrm with wings instead of arms, which had to be tremendously large
>>38991511Long snaek is the evolution path of a spaghetti snaek
>>38991511Lamias aren't true sneks, they're degenerate spawn of blood curses unlike the semi-divine and virtuous inhabitants of the bila-svargas
>>38991528well, I like our arms.>>38991511Hey.I want to be a lamia.That's why I'm guiding all this towards eastern dragon, because that's the most lamia-like of all the bullshit these people are expecting
>>38991511It's better to just pick a certain part of the story and stick with it.Like early game spider rape.
>>38991573This is one o the resons I want our goddamn Horns so badThat and people commenting on how horny we look
>>38991611I don't actually want horns.Because horns are laaaaaame
>>38991576Different anon but I've been working on that. Finally crested the cusp of intimate contact.4k words
I don't really want to go the magic route even if I like horns themselves
>>38991573If you like Lamia why push for non lamia? Stand strong against the tide of dragon-fags. This is snake quest!>>38991576Personally I'd love for a one week time skip or something so I could freeball a really good smut story but Kat is to freaked out by everything to be normal for any period of time.>>38991611>>38991654Horn fags plz go.
>>38991628Doesn't understand how awesome majestic horns can be, especially when decorated tolook like a crown, or grown into an intricate pattern>>38991654Doesn't understand the merit of being able to fuck with reality itself
>>38991736>why push for non lamiaI'm just adjusting their drago-discussion. If an actual vote on this stuff comes up, I go normal snek.
>>38991169You're left staring at two inquisitive young eyes, you'd almost say they were adorable, one's half a head taller with red hair and orange scales just like her mother. She has the slightest look of distrust on her face you realize upon closer inspection, but you can't help but stare. Her hairs not even ginger like yours used to be, it's just bright red, as if someone dyed it. The other smaller lamia has a look of pure innocent curiosity on her adorable little face, her hair is strangely enough green like her mothers but her scales are red. Are snakes just colorful like that? What if black is the snake equivalent to ginger? You can't go through all that teasing a second time!!!And they're still staring. Fucking kids.-cont)-
>>38991745You already have spider butt and Wizard Lizard.We don't need three Re: Magicu quests. Besides I feel magic would take away from the whole snake-chan thing we have going. I mean "snake-chan thinks I should cast lightning bolt" doesn't really fit.
>>38991775Feeling increasingly self ware and constantly averting your gaze to anything and everything including the crudely made knifes put out mainly for show. Why would snakes even need knives anyway, it feels pretentious. This ends up going on for a while before you awkwardly wave at them, they're obviously not scared of you, it must be hard to be scared of a fearful neurotic mess such as yourself you'd imagine. The smaller ones smiles and waves back, this is going surprisingly well.Small snek slithers forward before the larger one puts a hand on her chest in an obvious 'let me go first, I don't trust this mysterious person' gesture complete with suspicious frown. You only feel mildly insulted.They approach the table and Eddie quickly lays out some cooked pork for them. That might in fact be yours actually, your random act of mass pig slaughter has seemingly payed off."Sirena, Cora, this is Katie?" he gestures to the two of them "katie, Cora-" small cute snake "-Sirena" larger suspicious snake, although with no small amount of satisfaction on your end her eye level just hits about your shoulders, yet the realization quickly dawns that her small bust is still much bigger than your non-existent one. Oh come the fuck on.More staring, the littlest snake speaks up, smiling obliviously "Katie is a human name" Eddie shrugs. You grimace. You're the only fucker here with a massive lisp.>Write in? (OP can't think of anything).
>>38991775Just a heads up, people have been complaining about the difficulty thread in RE: Monster quest as opposed to here where it'd actually be useful to complain about it.
>>38991782Yeah but ¨snake-chan WANTS ME TO BURN DOWN THIS PUNY VILLAGE¨ is comedic sociopathy and I apprecite that
>>38991795I picked it myself Cora. I didn't have a mother to pick for me.
>>38991795Sssssory.Or, ask what snake names are. If we have enough social hutspah to ask.
>not going echidna route>not becoming an evil villainous MILF
How old are the kids anyways?We're only a week old if I recall.
>>38991829This. The little shit will learn his lesson
>>38991782I'd like to point out we only know that we're bioluminescent in that quest, whether or not its magic, weird genes, or some other fuckery we don't actually know. We can't do shit with it other than glow though.
>>38991795Recount our amazing pig and monkey slaughtering deeds to awe such peons and prove you are a true snake. Hey, it works in shitty RPGs right?
>>38991795>Apologies for not having a snake name>Be proud that your only a week old and still bigger everywhere else then that snake you have more potential dammit
>>38991835Can we be just a socially awkward MILF?
>>38991835>MILFBut I think we are no tits for life anon we can't pull that off
>>38991795>Tell them you named yourself>Ask how old they are. You are a whole week old.>Ask if they've been allowed to hunt. You could show them how its done!Lets make it seem like we're cool. Even if we are not.
>>38991795>Realize that you named yourself wrong for your species>Stammer something out but say nothing>Blurt out you are a week old and bigger and tougher than the both of them.
>>38991795Ask how old they are.
>>38991415Wurm/Wyrm is delicious.
>>38991890>>38991884>>38991872So far I'm getting:Stammer about how you named yourself. Then ask how old they are?
>>38991869We'll evolve tits.
>>38991847What about the magic fire rock and the magic earth rock? Or are we ignoring that?>>38991869This man is right. Kat is flat as a board. Much to her chagrin.
>>38991927And brag about how much wildlife you killed
>>38991927Supporting...On an unrelated note, people are suggesting you remove the difficulty system and stick with a specific type of dice rolling system, on the grounds that your system cheapens achievements and (if nightmare mode) can lead to a quest ending scenario. I'm politely starting this debate up as other anons are refusing to bring it here where its actually relevant.
>>38991927Yep.Also, hidden jealousy at their bust size, and not-so-hidden out loud wondering on when we'll catch up.
>>38991927Also ask how old they had to be to get a bust.
>>38991951There was a magic fire rock and the earth rock is just a rock that's vaguely shaped like a shovel we picked up while high.
>>38991955I say keep it, it's amusing and can lead to entertaining things.
>>38991861Sadly we ain't big where it counts.
>>38991955Yeah, I don't really like the difficulty much.Which is why I always vote to FUCKING LEAVE IT DON'T FUCK WITH DIFFICULTY
Honestly I say we play up the ignorant child thing. We're a few days old and biting off way more than we can chew.
Now, I apologize for making the debate thread as this thread will get shitted up from it, but its better that the relevant thread gets shat up than re: monster quest whose only sin is being (sort've) related by association to this quest thread.
>>38991955I don't mind the difficulty system to much. But o think nightmare mode should just be taken off the list. Only trolls will ever activate it to end the quest on us. I do think we are leveling/ranking to fast but that's personal issues and we might have 3-5 evos compared to the 1-2 spider butt had.
>>38992014I think your level for "shitposting" is extremely low as everyone is incredibly civil and doesn't seem to be having a shitfling over this.
>>38992052I just wanted them to debate here as opposed to in RE: Monster quest, the quality of said debate wasn't my problem, the location was.
>>38991927Writing>>38991994This could work also.>>38991953Nigger are you sure you're in the right quest?>>38991955>>38991990I started that because I feel like the other quests are too easy and nothing ever, ever goes wrong in them. And that bothered me, not to criticize or anything, I love both of them. So Difficulty is staying.I could bump down challenging to 1.5X XP if everyone wants, I'm just worried nobody would play on it then.>>38992014I never read that one yet, my quested actually caused shitposting in another? Anons plz.>>38992030Na nightmare is more a drama causing scenario where i make the story grimdark as possible and kill off a much loved supporting character, and frame you for it. >>38992063Indeed, debate away then.
>>38991955I'm fine with it, just make it so it has to be a steady climb up and down. Not jumping to nightmare from easy.
>>38992104>bump down challenging to 1.5X XP if everyone wantsWell, I don't. I've not read the other quests or the manga this is based on but I see no issues with the upgrade pacing (which seems to be slowing as we gain more I might add)
>>38992104Shitposting in your quest is a sign of accomplishment. Cherish it. Revel in it. But don't be consumed by it.
>>38992104It's not the XP levels that are the problem, it's that turning it way up or way down are things that no legitimate poster would want, but could happen anyway.
>>38992104Welp. Every troll on 4chan now has a shit-eating grin broader than a desk
>>38992104Remove nightmare from the toggle. No player would want it, it's only troll fodder.
>>38992169Your doom-saying is getting me down. Let's worry about if it gets to that, mmkay?Self-fulfilling prophecies and all that.
>>38992104Yeah >>38991994 may have a point. It might kill a lost of stress we're getting if we do the kid thing.
>>38992104Damn it Doc.U what bits does Kat have? Human? Snake? Some weird combo of both, like how male snakes have 2 penises she has two vaginas? I need so I can continue my work!Yeah if you want to nightmare us just do it. Remove from toggle! Pay debts!
>>38992248she's got snake cloaca. The Dr. Was fine with it last time we brought this up.
>>38992104I'd say remove nightmare and we should be good.
>>38992441I maintain you're making a big deal out of nothing. I should note that the more you go on about removing it the more likely are to start voting to switch to it just to piss you off.It's fine as it is. If we ever want to go grimdark rabbit hunting then the choice is there.
>>38991795Katie is a human name? Katie IS a human name. They're probably wondering why you just grimaced, you're terrible with kids just like people in general. Okay need to think of something to say about that"I-I.er....I n-named mysssssself?" you stammer awkwardly and much to your chagrin the smaller snake laughs at your lisp. Oh god no."Why'd you do that thing with your tongue?" she asks innocently and oh fuck it begins. As if suspecting impending disaster, or maybe just noticing the way your face has taken on a certain blank straightness Eddie interjects "ooookay everyone eat your breakfast before you get late for those tailoring classes" You watch the smaller snake gasp 'oh noe' before adorably digging into her cooked animal carcass, which you caught. That's the way you see meat now, cooked animal carcass. You're procrastinating again with random thoughts, you've never been able to eat naturally in company, you enter a sort of manual eating mode and mechanically bring the food to your mouth, incredibly self conscious every little motion you make while the larger snake Sirena watches intently. What is with her anyway, she's eating and watching you constantly. It's disturbing."ssssss-sso, h-how old a-are t-the... t-two of you?" cora giggles and makes a hissssssssing sound with her tongue. It's as adorable as it is grating on your frayed nerves. In the end though you can't really get annoyed with her, but what the hell is up with her older sister, chewing with narrowed eyes pointed directly at you.-(cont)-
>>38992749"I'm 6!" the young blurts out while chewing, the other replies after a pregnant pause "3 years". You nearly spit out the mutilated cook pig carcass you were chewing on. They look 8 and 13 respectively, what the hell.Clearly sensing your confusion via staring at your wide eyed gaze and blank bewildered look like a deer forced to ponder a rubix cube, the older one speaks up "she's 6 months" oh yea that makes it much better thank you for clearing- 6 FUCKING MONTHS. You can't, but on the bright side at least your not hung up on Snake-mom anymore.Something is seriously bugging you, she's been staring at you this entire time like you were vivisecting a live rabbit at the dinner table and pretending it just wasn't happening.You just can't stop yourself from asking after a silence filled with much chewing and increasingly disturbing eye contact with bigger sis-snake "w-what?"She blinks, still staring at you before raising an eyebrow. "why are you covered in blood?" wot?--You look down. Your entire shirt is still covered in deer blood. You never even noticed. Fuck.>I-I killed a deer?>mumble something incomprehensible and retreat into yourself, can't deal with this level of embarrassment.>Write in.
>>38992775>I-I killed a deer?
>>38992775>>I-I killed a deer?
>>38992775>>mumble something incomprehensible and retreat into yourself, can't deal with this level of embarrassment.
>>38992775Just so there's no inconsistency, old do we look?Since a six months old looks 8.
>>38992775>I-I killed a deer?You're strong Katie you can do that. I know you can.
>>38992775>>I-I killed a deer?>>mumble something incomprehensible and retreat into yourself, can't deal with this level of embarrassment.>>Write in.And the boars. And a alligator baby thing. And a wildcat that was hunting me.
>>38992816We were clearly identifiable as very young by the mother, we just are large due to the fast evo.
>>38992816We look young as hell but we evo'd already hence being bigger than them. Hell in RE:Q Lyra didn't have her breasts and adolescence come in til after her first evo, usually teendom happens first.
>>38992816Like a tall yet skinny hormone deficient 14 year old girl who has yet to develop secondary sexual characteristics. In my mind stress and combat have a massive effect on monstergirl development. But there are certain givaways like facial structure. I'd say Katie has a very babish face right now.>>38992852This anon gets it.>>38992895This guy too.>>38992798>>38992805>>38992826>>38992833>>38992835>>38992839You killed a deer.Writing.
>>38992938This begs the question. If they are 6 months and 3 years. If they look 8 and 13. How old is the Mom!?
>>38992602>I'll vote it just to piss you offYeah, that's the main reason to dislike it. It's specifically built for spite-voters like you to have blackmail tools.
>>38993156Pffrt, silly Anon, twelve, what else?
>>38993221I'm starting to think you're a meta-troll trying to goad me into doing so.I know I missed the word 'people' out but it doesn't read that I had any intention of that.
>>38993273It really did read like you had intentions of doing that, though.And it's a thing that, even if you're not going to do it, can easily happen.
>>38992938So, are we going to be screwed over in titsize by having a shit childhood?Damn. not again!
>>38993688Nah. This setting is weird it's like lamarck's theory of evolution. So clearly we'll have to develop a wonderful chest to fill out this sweater.Don't let them take it away anon.
>>38993723>implying that's how lamarkian evolution worksWe'd have to have some NEED for tits.Therefore, we have to replace this sweater with a keyhole sweater. Or try to nurse children, but that's extreme.
>>38993723>>38993758It looks like we might be on the path of snaek hips, we could just double down on them.
Snake MILF route best route.
>>38993835Snake hips are almost a given, as pretty much most snakes will get sweet hips.Either that or they'll be stupid long.Or, third option, belly crawlers who can't walk vertically.>>38993858While the best route, it's also the hardest.
>>38992775She stares at you. You bring your head back up wide eyed and just a tad bit shocked, you know you'll be highly self conscious of that for the rest of the day now. The shock of finding yourself looking like a serial killer somehow empowers you with the bewilderment to blurt out in a croaky monotone".....I killed a deer" It's then you realize you just said that out loud without stuttering, like you were in an extremely temporary fugue state.Equally as shocked that you managed to speak without a stutter, you both stare at each other with increasingly disturbed expressions and progressively deafening silence while Eddie looks on helplessly. Until a small voice speaks up innocently."wwwwwhy?" Your heart melts slightly as if dipped into a bath of highly corrosive acid, neither of which can be healthy.You are at a loss, being stared at by everyone....You instinctively mumble something incoherent, possibly because your brain decided it would be a good idea to make your mouth move despite a lack of words to say. Fucking neet brain.There's a long period where you point your face at the table and make non-word mouth sounds ,turning incredibly red the whole time, or at least you assume so. You have no idea what your green skin looks like while blushing, but you can imagine some kind of gigantic mutant turkey. "Hoookay, why don't we get you two to classes and you some new clothes Katie" Oh thank fuck, thank you Eddie.-(cont)-
>>38993894The entire time you've been walking to the market you've been incredibly self conscious about your murder shirt, feeling like everyone's staring at you whether they are or not. Ed must have picked up on the fact that you're glancing around between long bouts of staring at the floor."Hey it's alright, they arrested that guy who hit you- well more like fined and detained but what you gonna do, And I'll make sure he doesn't do it again OK"He squeezes your hand slightly and you wince, that one actually wasn't on your mind but now you have something else to worry about. You think about turkeys instead and why the fuck nature would give them those stupid fucking sacks of skin dangling from their necks, what is the point, why havn't those fuckers gone the way of the dodo, why-You hear a mans voice shout from the side "HEY! YOU! This your deer?"There's an old man gesturing to a dead deer carcass lying in the mud next to his stall. This is a pleasant surprise.-(cont)-You arrive at the tailors after stuttering your thanks to the nice old man at the statue stall which Op was too lazy to write in because it wouldn't have even been interesting but you could probably explore it l- anywayYou get an odd stare from the tailor, obviously not the same tailor Salvia's kids are apprenticed to due to the lack of tiny scaly butts in the shop. "leave that thing outside please"Choose a garment:>Dress 30G>Appropriately sized shirt. 20GAlso>Hood 3G extra>Long skirt (not needed with dress) 10G extraYou can decide colors afterwards.
>>38993930>Appropriately sized shirt. 20G>Hood 3G extra
>>38993930>>Appropriately sized shirt. 20GThe absolute cheapest option we can possibly get.Since we have snake cloaca we don't need a skirt, right?Also, can we ask eddie or salvia if we still have a job?
>>38993930Extra option:>Rain cape - 15 GoldSorry about that.
>>38993930>Dress 30G>Hood 3G extra
>>38993894We are a monster...>>38993930>Appropriately sized shirt. 20G>ask for an apropriately colored sash. try not to lip. Fail at that.
>>38993930>Appropriately sized shirt. 20G>Hood 3G extraI figure hiding our face in a hood is a lot better then hiding it in our coils.>>38993979Hmmm... nah.
>>38993930>Spare shirt that kinda fits quite loose. 10G>Hood 3G extra
>>38993930>Appropriately sized shirt. 20G>Also>Hood 3G extra
>>38993930>Appropriately sized shirt. 20GStop spending everyone elses money anons.
>>38993930>>Appropriately sized shirt. 20GJust get a minimum.
>>38994037>>38994034>>38994016>>38994011>>38994009>>38993967>>38993947A shirt that fits and a hood. GotchaCheap Colors: >Dark brown>Yellowish brown>Gold>Green>BlackExpensive colours +30G (HAHAHA now're you gonna justify this even) >Red>Blood red.>royal purple>Blue
>>38994259>White Like OPElse>Black
>>38994259>BlackDark as our soul. Dark Souls reference get
>>38994259>Blood red.worth the 30g just to not have to get a new hoodie.
>>38994259Any of the cheap colors.Preferably >Dark brownHoping it'll blend in when we go off to murder things.
>>38994259>BlackIm assuming we're being as stereotypical as possible
>>38994259White first, but that's not an option.so, >Gold
>>38994341>>38994337>>38994291Ok fine white can be AN option. You just want a free rich fucks color don't you?
>>38994373>>38994376Oh, then white, IF it's a cheap one.
>>38994376Fuck white. Everything will show up on that.. blood dirt... etc.
>>38994376w-white is for rich fucks?I thought you could make bleach out of ashes and shit!
>>38994376Tbh black would be best, useful when hiding and can be washed more roughly to get rid of blood when we hunt
>>38994410Yeah Black all the way
>>38994376Black > white
>>38994395>>38994389>>38994341>>38994337>>38994291>white>>38994296>>38994316>>38994324>>38994325>>38994327>>38994436>blackit's between black and white.>>38994419No it's cheap, I just meant blood red, like a demented little red riding hood.Anywho vote between these and I'll come back in 15 min. I hope I haven't just saged myself into oblivion
>>38994376Nigga it's only three people voting for it.Black won
>>38994488Black and white
>>38994488>Anywho vote between theseBlack won with six votes Op.....
>>38994488Black like a professional little stalker snake
>>38994488You could also just roll a d2...White
>>38994488come on black
>>38994488I want white, but it wasn't on the list and black won the original vote.
>>38994488Just do black. We don't want to have to replace the white hoodie, 5 minutes later cause we bit ANOTHER Deer.
>>38994552Can we... hunt naked?
>>38994488>Black 6 vs white 5>Oh well guess you'll have to revote because it's a tie hur dur>Op confirmed for retardation
>>38994598Come on, I want black too, but cut op some slack..
>>38994586This is a great idea, and we should probably do it even if we get black.
>>38994598He didn't have >>38994426In there which was originally >>38994356Also >>38994526
>>38994625Well we're far less likely to get anything snagged, etcMaybe get us some badages to wrap around our naughty bits for the trip from house to jungle
>>38994677What naughty bits?>>38994498>>38994521>>38994526>>38994535>>38994543>>38994552>>38994564>>38994598>>38994614OP confirmed for retardation, black is still the old black but it's trendy as all hell.Writing, and sorry about that, just working out the blood clots and whatnot from my legs.
>>38994861>what naughty bitsHey, I know we have an undetectable cloaca, but at least we have nips!Damn those other significantly better developed girls
>>38994861>What naughty bits?The nipples of course! Plus it wouldn't do to snag those on something either!
>>38994861Doc please, just cause she is flat as a board and has hidden lower parts doesn't mean she has nothing to hide.
>>38994861Okay, what's that issue with your blood?
>>38995011don't you know?doctors tell you to get up every half horu or so or you risk blood clots that can kill you.
>>38995011By the time blood hits your veins, its gone through capillaries that have depressurized it and slowed it significantly, this means that your veins can't move blood upwards as effectively. When your muscles move they pump blood in your limbs, particularly your legs which pump blood in an upward direction. Sitting still excessively can cause this blood to settle and possibly clot. Of course, in my case due to the fact that I can't keep my legs still (ADHD fuck yeah!) I personally have no chance of dying of this from my lazyness.
>>38993930Standing in front of a range of dresses and shirts and skirts you feel a tad bit clueless, never one for fashion when you were still human, you used to just go out in a hoodie and plain pants the same color. You had no reason to dress up, nobody to impress, that's one aspect from your past life that's remained a constant, if for different reasons. Since this is Ed's money your about to spend you might as well go for the cheapest option, a shirt that actually fits.And you can't help but notice a pile of hoods on sale for cheap... you could have a hoodie to be antisocial with again, how you've missed the ability to hide your face with cloth... a feeling of apprehension hits you, can you really ask Eddie to pay extra for this?...Well you are going to pay for it eventually, once you hand in that deer, if indeed you're still even employed...You hope.Regardless Eddie agrees after you point it out, he's clearly crying on the inside but with a forced smile that says 'I want you to think this isn't a problem but it totally is please reconsider'. You really want that hood. Sorry Ed."alright and what color would she like?" Eddie looks at you. Come to think of it you plan to be doing odd jobs whether or not your two non-consensual caretakers know about it or not. You hope they don't find out, with that in mind you make your selection.Black, to hide all the guts, mud and other shit you'll inevitably be pelted with on your ridiculous quest to earn enough shrekles to buy your way out of accidental emotional guilt debt. You're left sitting in a waiting room while the tailor sows a hood onto your outfit and dyes it black. Eddie looks really antsy for some reason, he keeps drumming the side of the chair and basically looking like a man who's wife is giving birth to quadruplets in the room over.>Ask him what's up>About my job? Is that still a thing?>Just stay quiet and twiddle your thumbs.
>>38995038>>38995210Guys I'm forth semester medicine. the fact he needs freakin medicine for that (last thread or that one before) had me guess something else that's why I asked
>Ask him what's up>About my job? Is that still a thing?
>>38995294>Ask him what's up
>>38995294>Ask him what's up>About my job? Is that still a thing?
>>38995294>>Ask him what's up>>About my job? Is that still a thing?Also, ask if he knows where we could sell a dead deer.
>>38995294>Ask him what's upDon't ask about the job.
>>38995294>>About my job? Is that still a thing?> I can still pay you back right?
The "ask him what's up" needs priority
>>38995294>>Ask him what's upYes! This is our chance to display out vast potential for not being totally socially inept!>>About my job? Is that still a thing?AND to show that we want to be a productive and contributing member of society!Let the spaghetti commence.
>>38995294>>Ask him what's up>>About my job? Is that still a thing?Segue from one to another."If it's about money, I -did- bring in that deer! It's only a day old!"
>>38995294Question OP: Do all nagas/lamias/sneks evolve as rapidly as we do or are we a special case
>>38995406That's probably a question for snake mom.
>>38995309>>38995317>>38995327>>38995348>>38995354>>38995371>>38995387>>38995393>>38995401Whats up with my job, among other things.Writing>>38995300Also I don't recall saying I need medicine from my blood. I just get light headed and sick from sitting too long and need to walk around in circles every couple hours.
>>38995406Nah, we just had a violent time and killed a lot of shit.
>>38995483Yeah that's odd. You may in fact need to see a doctor about that.>SourceAm lazy fuck who on off days sits all day.
>>38995294There is definitely something up with Ed, he looks really worried. You should really ask what the problem is. And so you do:"...H-hey... e-ed?" You almost whisper but not on purpose but because of your crippling social phobias."yea?" he voice is a little bit strained, but not out of anger or anything, sounds higher pitched than it should be.""w-whatssssss wrong?" Amazingly enough despite the perpetually horrifying lisp you think you're gaining the ability to talk relatively normally around Eddie. Something reserved only for your mom, still a long way off, but it's getting there, in record time no less. Note to self don't think about mother, it makes you the sads."it's nothing... just... I really have to get to work, nothing for you to worry about" You hope you're not costing this guy his job.>I'll go straight home after this I promise (lie)>I'll go straight home after this is done (actually go straight back to Salvia's after this thing is finished)>that sucks. really anon? really? Suggestions on how you say it are also greatly appreciated, anything you want to add ect.You ask about your own job next post I swear, sorry about that.
>>38995663>I'll go straight home after this is done (actually go straight back to Salvia's after this thing is finished)We can ask Salvia about hunting.
>>38995663>I'll go straight home after this I promise (lie)You have to make your pay first.
>>38995483Well okay, could've been one of the other five QMs I follow, I'll take a look again>>38995518Also Anon is right, unless your chair applies really heavy pressure (i.e. the doom chair of uncomfortability) in your legs should do nothing in that short amount of time
>>38995663>"What's your pay anyway?"I wanna know if we can make a better living being a meat hunter.
>>38995663>I'll go straight home after this is done (actually go straight back to Salvia's after this thing is finished)Also tell him that you're grateful for what he's done
>>38995663>>I'll go straight back to Salvia's after this thing is finished)Mom get.
>>38995663>>I'll go straight home after this is done (actually go straight back to Salvia's after this thing is finished)Add stutters as necessary to a flat statement:I'll go home after this, you can go to work. I might swing by the warehouse first if I still have a job. Do I still have a job?
>>38995663>I'll go straight home after this I promise (lie)
>>38995663>I'll go straight home after this is done (actually go straight back to Salvia's after this thing is finished)Thank him for watching out for you, Apologize for keeping him from his job. Hug him like we would hug our dad before our life went to shit.
>>38995718>>38995663or, and be stutteringly confused as to whether home is at his house or salvia's.
Arg, these threads pop up when I never have time. Do least dickish / most socially awkward thing.
>>38995663>that sucks.>I'll go straight home after this I promise (lie, badly)
>>38995718You might have gotten confuzzled but you do realize that you'll just go right back to snake-mom and not anything else right?The lie option is basically do shit behind their backs option, like go sell that deer. Still congrats on being honest sneks anons.
>>38995663>>38995703Didn't I ask something about acetylsalicylic acid in your thread?
>>38995663>>I'll go straight home after this is done (actually go straight back to Salvia's after this thing is finished)D-do you think I could get a job finding stuff for Salvia?
>>38995788I vote to do stuff behind their backs then
>>38995788Well, I'm not lying about it.I'm telling them flat out that I intend to drop this deer off and THEN go home.>>38995836you aren't me!
>>38995788I think most of us understood. We want to talk to the kid sneks
For those of us who've play blazblue, Doesn't the Katie/ snake-chan dichotomy remind you of a certain blond gunslinger and her alt form?
>>38995843>you aren't me!I.. know?
>>38995788>>38995843though, if telling them about the deer and then going home isn't an option, then I would support going straight home over lying.I don't want to lie to eddie. He'll worry more in the long term.
>>38995663Tell Eddie you'll drop off the deer and then go... either home or to Salvia.
>>38995696>>38995709>>38995710>>38995718>>38995738>>38995829Honest snek go>>38995821You definitely mentioned it.>>38995738I-I'm sssssssorrry.Writing:>>38995703I think it might be my butt overheating maybe.
>>38995863Well he wasn't talking to you goofus. He was talking to me.
Man, shirts cost a fucking lot.Or, more technically, I think we got jewed pretty hard on hunting.Or, more more technically, i think we got an EXTREMELY part time job.
>>38996024We got jewed really badly. He tricked an illiterate child into collecting meat for a village.
>>38995896Ah, okay then I know. That stuff is usually, in small doses, used as painkiller, but higher doses are used to rectify blood clotting related issues200 milligrams/day should suffice IF your case is really related to that. You get that stuff pretty much everywhere for a few bucks, pretty efficient at thatOtherwise palpation and eventually sonography etc. in order to get abetter picture of that. i.e. get doc
>>38996024We got tricked into wage slavery. Such is life.
>>38996181>>38996057I really wish somebody would tell us how that turned out
>>38996289We'll probably pass by the smoldering ruins as we leave to go see snekmom.
>>38996593God I hope not.I still need that job.
>>38995663Well, Eddie needs to get to work then obviously, it'd be a complete fucking disaster if he got fired and lost his house and shit, he'd probably resent you for it. you fee a sudden urge to appologise which you do before your brain can backup and think through why exactly you're apologizing"....sssss-ssssorry"Eddie raises an eyebrow, frowning "what for, it's not your fault"You half think you could explain yourself but decide not to because he really would lose his job by the time you stuttered you way through it. "I-I kn-know m-m-my way back f-from h-here. I-I'll go sssssstraight to sssssalvia'ssssssss"The man looks really conflicted, he grits his teeth and grimaces while inhaling through them because the QM doesn't know what that's called. "nnn- you promise you'll go right back?"...do you? You could just say you would but something in you tells you that's a really bad idea, you don't want to lie or be branded untrustworthy to these people you just met but feel like you know so well... maybe because they're the first ones you actually got to know outside of family and-"Katie?" FUCK SHIT you zoned out mid conversation, panic!"Yessshh" your lisp degenerates and oh god you saw the spittle fly everywhere, this is so suspicious even when you're not planning anything.Eddie looks at you funny and cracks a small smile, you frown, he apologizes. you apologize in turn but you don't really know why? Sorry that you're sorry Eddie? You feel pretty stupid. Very stupid. Borderline retarded even. Thank god you have that 'I'm only 6 days old' excuse.-(Cont)-
>>38996629"OK Kate, I believe you, thanks a bunch but PLEASE don't make me regret this" you won't, you promise yourself, at least you hope you won't, you are a pretty disappointing person by all accounts."Alright I gotta go now" oh wait there was something you wanted to ask, you stop him as he's halfway out the door."WAIT-" you blurt out unnecessarily loud and high pitched. You're blushing again but continue "w-wha...-what ab-out m-my j-job"Eddie frowns and gives you a sympathetic look "mmmmnnnnnng, sorry Kate, Salvia told me about that and it doesn't sound too great, I mean you could try handing it to them, they do freelance buys, it'd be an awful shame if it went to waste just, don't tell Salvia OK? OK, now I REALLY HAVE TO GO BYE" He takes off running, disappearing rapidly behind solid matter otherwise known as walls.The tailor comes out of the room stained in black "I couldn't help overhear that? Terribly sorry I didn't tell you sooner but it's going to take 3 hours to dry, you may as well come back for it later" he starts wiping his overall down "I was wondering why you two were even sitting there actually""o-oh" You reply blankly. Time to go then.>Try and sell that deer like Eddie said you could>Just go straight back to Salvia's, you can offer the deer as dinner.>Write in (you still have to go back to Silvia's though)
>>38996676>Just go straight back to Salvia's, you can offer the deer as dinner.If we're out of a job then we're out of a job. We can have salvia help us find new prospects.Our only skillset is basically hunting though, so leatherworking, animal attacking, and finding weird plants are probably our main abilities.
>>38996676>Just go straight back to Salvia's, you can offer the deer as dinner.ask her how we can make money.
>>38996676>>Just go straight back to Salvia's, you can offer the deer as dinner.Then ask her about freelance, also how fast do snakes grow because we are bigger then the 3 year old and OH god we're a freak try not to cry
>>38996676>>Try and sell that deer like Eddie said you couldAnd then we go to Salvia's and ask where we can buy Eddie some cutlery. This pasta factory has no breaks!
>>38996676>Just go straight back to Salvia's, you can offer the deer as dinner.Nah, fuck those slave drivers. We can repay Eddie some other way. Also Snake-mom yelled at our boss so going back would be to awkward for us. Hide our shame!
>>38996676>Try and sell that deer like Eddie said you could
>>38996676>Just go straight back to Salvia's, you can offer the deer as dinner.See if we can offer the pelt for sale.
>>38996676>>Try and sell that deer like Eddie said you could
>>38996750I don't mind working with them later, but I sort of want to bring along some kind of social assist to help us make the deal. And we won't do that for this deer.
>>38996716>>38996718>>38996729>>38996735>>38996750>>38996764Guys we hit the bump limit. I'm making a new thread because I assume this ones going to suicide halfway through a story post.We all cool with that?
>>38996805that is fine, though you probably got at least an hour before this one drops off the board.
>>38996805make a new thread once we hit page 9ish you still got a few hours left
>>38996805Sure, don't make it immediately, tweet it instead and post the link here if it's still alive
>>38996805we're on page 4, even as busy as 4chan is on Saturdays we can make one more post.
>>38996676>Try and sell that deer like Eddie said you couldWe need to pay them back asap>>38996805That's fine
>>38996805I'm only cool with it if you archive this one this time.
>>38996838>>38996832>>38996831okie dokie a few more posts it is.>>38996716>>38996718>>38996729>>38996750>>38996777Okay one more post it is. You don't trust jew accountant then.
>>38996899>Okay one more post it is. You don't trust jew accountant then.Oh well, meat as a peace offering is something we have experience with.
>>38996899It will never be the same! Oh by the way, REQM said he/she is greatly amused by your story in his/her ask.fm page.
>>38996899Not to sound like /pol/ but its the jew accountant's own fault for being a filthy fucking jew.
>>38996676Still in your blood stained shirt you slither out into the street and observe your dirty deer carcass, you can't see that going for a lot of money, and quite frankly you hated dealing with that bald account guy. Going by the cost of dresses it's obvious he just jewed you out of a ton of money. Fuck that shit, you can just go back to Salvia's and serve her the deer for dinner. You'd at least feel a little better then....It just occurred to you that you solve all your people problems with dead animals. You are one troubled child.---Dragging a deer carcass through town and down a back alley while covered in blood was not a pleasant experience, not for the act itself but rather the curious glances people give you for split seconds before going about their business, that shit was nerve racking.You're not even sure this thing is even edible anymore, it's covered in mud and you think it's pelt might be starting to fray, but you can't quite tell because of all the mud.Regardless, you're here now. Time to get this thing over with. If you can defeat your social anxiety and not stand around outside with a deer corpse for hours at a time being all indecisive that is.>It's getting late, that's all for tonight I'm afraid. Next thread tomorrow at 6PM-8PM GMT britbong time or 1-2PM EST.
>>38997081Thanks for mentioning that, I feel all super important now even though this is just an image board full of anons. totally going to go scroll through it for mentions of my name
>>38997250Thanks for running.
>>38997250Thanks for running. With a bit of luck I'll actually have completed lewds by then.If I'm out of luck, I'll give what I got so far anyway since up offline for ~2 weeks from monday
>>38997293Did you notice the 4 adverts on your twitter?
>>38997250Dang. See ya next time. Archive your thread!
>>38997250Thanks for running!
>>38997312Awesome, thanks anon. As always I'm honored my silly edge quest inspired lewds.>>38997325What adverts? I don'see no adverts.>>38997295>>38997390As always thanks for playing.
>>38997451are you British?
>>38997464What gave it away, the fact he uses GMT or the times he said he was a Britfag?
>>38997464I don't get them either and I'm from the U.S. Americas. It might be your phone or whatever the fuck.
>>38997510Ah, missed the times he said he was.And he could have just have put GMT in to be nice to best nation
>>38997558U.S.A. doesn't use GMT you freaking commie-socialist.
>>38997558U.S. doesn't use GMT dude.
>>38991869Tits are mana reserves, gotta get magic horns first.
>>38998558A powerful argument. Katie's a bit desperate in that regard.
>>38990548Woah ... Tunnel snakes rule!