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I’m your—but you—I—Let’s just get started. Your eyes flutter open in the harsh light of the massive hole in the wall of Sin-Fin’s room. New-42 is probably on that, so you don’t pay it much mind. Your vision is muffled by the small body of Sin-Fin, her dead eyes and empty expression trained on your relaxing form. Nothing weird about that, so you get up and stretch, your ear somewhat wet from god knows what. You look out at your shrine, the massive influx of various energies creating something like a heat haze over the formerly pristine example of nature. Lucifer is on Earth, meaning the final battle with his nonsense is likely soon, so tying up loose ends would probably be for the best. You know the angelic hitmen are still about, the magical girls are still hopping around (though you are not sure if you want to tangle with Mephy) and Beelzeboss still holds Hueco, though at this point that may be a bit of a lost cause all together though you could still try for it if you have enough preparation. You could also just sort of sit above Caede while she sleeps and sniff her while she transforms thanks to the Hell Wyrm being crammed down her adorable little throat. That might be a hoot.

What shall we do?

[] Try and find out information about the angelic hitmen. All work and no play keeps Risa from accidently killing a staggering number of people
[] Go watch Caede. You could get something to snack on while you watch her. Maybe poke her a little.
[] Other, please specify
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So how much have you faggots fucked up since suiciding by insane semi-hollow that was fucking bad idea to create?

>>38973742
>[] Try and find out information about the angelic hitmen. All work and no play keeps Risa from accidently killing a staggering number of people

>>38973742
>[] Try and find out information about the angelic hitmen. All work and no play keeps Risa from accidently killing a staggering number of people

>>38973761
why don't you hit the archives and find out

>>38973808
I am not going to bother with finding thread with ascension to godhood

>>38973742
>[x] Try and find out information about the angelic hitmen. All work and no play keeps Risa from accidently killing a staggering number of people

>>38973856
about thread 50

skip thread 51

>>38973742
[] Try and find out information about the angelic hitmen. All work and no play keeps Risa from accidently killing a staggering number of people

I wonder if Caede is anticipating her newer form to be more mature, kinda like how she aged up a bit when she ate the last demon.

I wonder how she'll react if it turns out that she hasn't aged up, but instead has become even cuter than before?

>>38973742
>[] Try and find out information about the angelic hitmen. All work and no play keeps Risa from accidently killing a staggering number of people

>>38973742
>Go watch Caede, You could get something to snack on while you watch her. Maybe poke her a little.

THIS IS THE PAYOFF FOR MONTHS OF WAITING

I don't care if I know it won't win, but I must vote for it.

>http://pastebin.com/HEkE62j8

Caede is still tiny and adorable with her underdeveloped chest and pastebins. Yes.

>>38973742
>[] Go watch Caede. You could get something to snack on while you watch her. Maybe poke her a little.

>>38974147
She was out of it when we were feeding her, so she may find herself waking up surprised to her changes and trying to piece together what happened.

Angelic hitmen inquiries seem to have the largest support. Writing now.

I read the twitter update as HQR Fancy feast.

Also!

Next request thread be sure to ask for germanschteel-tan and lolae doing naughty things with each other.

It seems to disturb schteel on a fundamental level.

>>38974652
Can we giggle and think about how much more pinchable Caede's blushing face cheeks will be, at least, while investigating?

>>38974669
I will continue to ask for Lumi X Sinestro as always

>>38974777
I will ask for Risa eating folks or being confused by lewd things.

>>38974866
HQR needs more Risa eating things.

>>38974922
We can combine them, she eats someone with a vore fetish and doesn't get their reaction to her nommenings at all.

>>38974972
but Risa chews her food

>>38974989
Well when she gets the rumblies, she filter feeds.

Jagerbombs probably reminds us to chew these days at the dinner table.

Writing writing

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“The angel hitmen. What happened to them anyway?” You ask.

Sin-Fin looks around, her expression fixed as she considers your troubling inquisition. Finally she clears her throat and answers “I don’t… know.” Just as deadpan as normal.

“No, not you! I am asking the other people.” You say.

Oh, I dunno. You should probably go ask someone who knows. Angels would maybe know. The Hell Wyrm probably didn’t know, but he is sort of a non-option now so it doesn’t much matter if he knew. The only person you could talk to about this would be Asmodeus, but the last time you spoke to her you, uh. Probably something bad. “Everything is bad. I’m the bad guy here. Okay, let’s let Caede sleep and go ask Asmodeus about the angelic hit squad. Plus when she wakes up I want to pinch her cheeks in an adorable way. They will be so soft, and squishy, and she is such a cute thing.”

You slither down the walls of the shrine, the energy in your body acting like an adhesive to the vertical walls, and find your nose tickled by the scent of something sweet. You look over in Jager’s little command room and find her eating some weird sandwich thing with far more sweet things in it than you think might normally be on a sandwich made of waffles, but you let it go. It is probably not plot relevant. You instead sonido out of the shrine, your legs carrying you through the city to the entrance of Asmodeus’ club.
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I hate to sound like a bother, but I do miss the omakes

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You push in the door and storm through the club, the strange smells and sights of the writhing masses within confusing to your gentle Risa brain parts, and if you were to focus too hard on it you would get angry and then probably murder someone. Because that is your coping mechanism. You fling open the door to the backroom and make ready for the strange depraved things which will bombard your mind. Asmodeus is in a spaghetti strap top, and some sweat pants. She has a sweatband around her forehead, and she seems to be doing some weird stretching thing that makes you confused beyond reason. “Um. Hold on, is this the wrong universe? That happens sometimes.” You say at the strange sight and Asmodeus looks over at you.

“What are you on about?” She asks as she changes positions to some other strange shape.

You shake your head. “Nah, just, uh—What are you doing?”

She tilts her head. “A new work out that’s gotten pretty popular. I’m a bit of a sucker for fads, and it seemed interesting so I am giving it a try. Life is all about trying new things you know. Can’t do that in heaven, everything is ‘Perfect’ already so no one does anything new. May as well take advantage of the ability for change while I can.”

That is a point. You spin, and suddenly your clothes are changed into a purple and black version of her red and black one. You sit down across from her and start imitating her movements. When you tilt and shift your back, the entirety of your lower spine cracks and sends a lance of pain through you that pulses, then bleeds into relaxing pleasure that wiggles through your muscles like maggots feasting on the rotten meat known as fatigue. It is a good sort of sensation, so you continue doing the weird poses with Asmodeus that pop the various joints, stretches the various tendons, and generally rights your body which you never really put back in its proper shape when you are done mucking about with it.
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“Is there something you want?” Asmodeus asks, the dull light, something that feels like a drug on its own, combining with her glistening sweat to cast glittering hypnotic patterns on her exposed skin.

“Yes! A sandwich craze that’s—oh no.” You shake your head and look at your exposed feet. “Sorry, that’s not it at all. I am wondering about those angelic hitmen who tried to muck you up.”

“Well, I don’t know what else I can tell you about them.” She says doing this thing with her ankle that you can’t quite imitate.

She sees you looking frustrated and holds out her hands. You focus on the grace shielding covering you and hand her your foot, ha ha, and while her skin still feels like tiny hooks stabbing into your every nerve and injecting pure desire into your everything, the hum of “Delight” keeps it somewhat dull.

“You could tell me how to find them” is what you try to say, but it actually comes out at “You could terr ffle durffal.” When she twists your ankle and certain way, then gently massages the part that makes strange sounds.

“Find them? Your other foot please.” You hand it to her, and want to melt into pudding. “I am not certain you will find them as much as they find you.”

“flllgle haaaa sturt.” You say and she smiles gently, your mind straining under the effect of her existence.

“How to make them find you is it? Well, I suppose you would just have to raise a stink that they can’t quite ignore. Let me put it this way. They were after me, correct?” She asks and you nod as you wiggle your feet now that they are free. “They are still a bit cross with us fallen for, well, falling. They were made to eliminate angels and as it stands now they feel like they are executing their duty. They will not stop, and I very much doubt I am their only target. It raises the question of who else would be on their list?”

“All the other fallen angels on earth?” You ask.
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“They would likely go after the strongest seven of the fallen first, then work back. Only the ones currently on Earth would likely be on their hit list, and they would not wish to deal with Lucifer himself. Beelzebub is in Hueco Mundo, Belphegor and myself are in my club, Mammon is locked in that silly vault so that leaves two of the chief fallen who might be on their list. Amon and Mephisto.” She explains calmly as she lifts her pant leg and rubs some cream on her old scar.

“So they would probably try and attack one or the other?” You ask.

“Well, it has been a while since they attacked me, and I do not think they would be idle for long which means they are likely already circling their target. Amon is unable to act in any subtle way, but Mephisto is working very hard to create an army of hellfire infused corpses to act in his interest. If they were circling Amon I do not think he could keep his actions hidden, he would carve chunks out of the world as he fought back against their schemes. Thus my thinking is they are currently moving against Mephisto, and if you want to find them you should work in his area or with him.” She explains calmly.

“Are you sure?” You ask rubbing your hands.

“Not at all!” She replies. “The world being so full of uncertainty is what makes it so darling! Still, it makes sense to me, so I would say I am about seventy or eighty percent certain that is what they are trying to do.”
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Hum. It is true Mephy is doing something in the world, but you are uncertain if he will give you a straight answer. Bloke loves lying, but maybe you could work with him? Or just muck about in his territory while he does his own thing and hope for the best. “You want to come with me and make it work?”

She tilts her head. “Not particularly, if I can avoid it. I don’t hold any real grudge against them, and I don’t really see much cause for me to fight them.”

“They tried to kill you.” You say.

She shrugs. “Oh, what’s a little attempted murder between family?”

Seems Azzy is not inclined to fight the angelic hitmen herself.

[] Ask her something else (what?)
[] Go find Mephy. See if you can get an answer out of him or are able to work with him.
[] Go into Mephy’s territory. You can’t work with that bloke
[] Other, please specify
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>>38975418
If I feel 'em I will run them. Got to get into the right sort of mindset for it man. That is a very tiny top.

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>>38975511
>[] Other, please specify

just spy on Mephy territory and see what them meducas are up to

shapeshift into a cat

>>38975511
I feel like part of the reason Mephistopheles has his magical girls is so that they can serve as his bodyguards when the executionor angel attacks.

>>38975511
>>38975538
this.

>>38975511
>Go into Mephy's territory. You can't work with that bloke

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>>38975534
the better to see her lovely jugs, my dear QM

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>>38975716
Good man. That picture is always an enjoyable sight to see.

I suppose that is about it for votes? Writing now

>>38975898
Eh, it's not like he won't be able to find us if he looks, I just figure that he has his own plans for the angel hitman that doesn't involve us eating him.

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You don’t much trust this Mephy fellow, so you think it is a good idea to just sort of stake out his territory and maybe lure the angels out yourself. That would be a good plan, you are the best at plans. “Alright, well I may as well go have a look see.” You say standing up.

You spin into your outfit, then sonido out of the club into the city. You transform, sending off calamitous waves of insane energy, then rush off into the Mephy section of the city once you are cloaked. You slip into a dark alleyway, then feel your power fold in on you. The energies warp muscle, tear flesh, and all around just feels like you are being stripped of every semblance of even the idea of your body. Finally you reach your final form, the stretches and stuff actually making the process more comfortable, then spin and step out into the street in the form born of evil itself.

You pull at your much much shorter hair now, and wonder if the chin length violet hair looks good on you. You suppose it doesn’t matter as you make your outfit look pretty good, then you skip off into the town, your tiny Risa feet going along with the punk rock tune you are humming.

You are become Little Risa, destroyer of cute. You wander through the town, unimpeded by any particularly low doors or the sexual harassment that is such a problem in this country it is because you are white they never do it to you, you swear there isn’t anything wrong with you oh god I am so lonely. You pause and look up at your brain but, finding it still chugging along, you ignore the momentary diversion and start looking for the, er, the angels maybe?
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You sit on a bench and kick your feet back and forth as you realize you are not too sure how to lure out evil angel hitmen. Lure them out without making a scene large enough for the other angels to get involved. Maybe show off your angelness? Well, other than your angelic cuteness. Jesus Christ I want to put you in my lap and give you an ice cream cone, then maybe make you sit in my buddy’s laps while we play cards and you get a look at their hands and maybe wiggle around a bit to make it extra creepy. “Monologue, I am not certain I am comfortable with where this is going.” Your higher pitched voice notes. You gunna get kidnapped you are.

You focus on your ice cream and think. Just how should you go about figuring out if the angels are in the area?

[] The magical girls are maybe dealing with them a bit maybe? Or not? Maybe you could play off of the evil enemy angle to get information. You are the best at things you see on the telly.
[] Write in plan here, because an idea for finding the angels, luring them out, etc. would be good.
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>>38976513
>[] The magical girls are maybe dealing with them a bit maybe? Or not? Maybe you could play off of the evil enemy angle to get information. You are the best at things you see on the telly.

don't forget to plug the sponsors

>>38976513
>Write in

Infuse angelic delight into a rune on the ground, take a box, a stick, and a rope and set a devious trap over the run and try not to get caught yourself.

>>38976595
You don't really know how to infuse a rune in the ground with angelic delight.

>>38976652
Than paint it with the blood of the innocent? Are there innocent around?

With a vaguely angelic looking symbol. It good be nonsense.

>>38976513
Yeah I got nothing. Maybe see if we can find a Church of Latter Day Saints?

>>38976817
I mean Mormons are pretty good minions, and it's possible that the angels don't tell them enough that would let them know they're serving a rogue agent. Also they might have food.

Well, that's a gorgeous stall. Rewriting some stuff and getting the show on the road.

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Why can no one see that this is a brilliant plan?

>>38976817

I would like to stop the evil, waffle sandwich cart from completing its domination of the shrine before we leave on that business.

>>38976985
Not really sure what you were expecting.

>>38977034
It's AE's job to be funny, not us. Attempting to make humor on our own always falls flat.

>>38977056
Are you actually attempting to say something here?

I really wanted to be the monster of week on this week's satanic magical girls

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You think about the best way to trap the angelic hitmen, you construct an elaborate trap with some bacon, a stick, and a cardboard box, but then you think maybe they are jewish and you are pretty sure pigs are not okay for them to eat so you are about to put some Swedish Fish down, but you can’t part with it or you will cry. You are looking at a particularly interesting insect and some pieces of grass while thinking which one you eat and which do you use as bait for the angels, when suddenly your eyes burn in their sockets.

You realize a massive explosion must have gone off, but you are unable to figure out exactly where it is because all of your senses are overwhelmed. You roll around on the ground clutching your eyes, and not caring that your one piece is giving all the strange pedophile corpses and concerned citizens a nice show, then flop on the ground and let your eyes regenerate. Steam hisses out of your face as you take in a deep lungful of air, not that it helps because you are already dead, but then when they finally heal you look around at this section of the city and the sight puts your teeth on edge. It is all burning, strange energies dance around the buildings and people and you see bodies of people just slump over as their souls are used as kindling in the eternal hell flame. Oh yes, it is absolutely hellfire, the sulfur is hard to miss, but there is also something like grace mixed in. Twisted, black grace that has been forged in fires blacker than the darkest void of space. You get up on your feet and let out a harsh hiss into the growing flames. This is probably something important.
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You fly towards the origin of the flame and find, in the middle of a parking lot, the magical girls. Their bodies are slowly warping in the sinister flames, and you can tell that the memory of their humanity is the only thing keeping them from going full abomination. Behind them is a Cat, with a fluffy tail swishing side to side and cold dead eyes locked on the figures in front of him. Fighting the magical girls are a few angels. The lead one hums in a strange manner, and even through the darkness of his hood and the shining twisted metal of his armor you are pretty sure this is the lead hitman angel with the weird power. The others are strong, but you don’t think they have the same sort of gift he does.

You seem to have jumped in a fight between Mephy and an evil Hitman angel posse. What should you do?

[] Back to the shrine. You were too late.
[] Back up the Mephy fellow. You might be able to score a free lunch out of it.
[] Other, please specify
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>>38977368
>[] Back up the Mephy fellow. You might be able to score a free lunch out of it.
But don't be afraid to grab so other too. You got a rumbly tummy.

>>38977368
>[X] Back up the Mephy fellow. You might be able to score a free lunch out of it.
Our goal is to eat the angel, so.

>>38977368
>[] Back up the Mephy fellow. You might be able to score a free lunch out of it.

just nom one angel for a snack and then skedaddle the fuck out of there

>>38977368
>Back up Mephy, you might get a free meal...in fact try and make damn sure you get that lunch.

....then later we eat Mephy

>>38977422
Doubtful that after beating up the angels we'll have enough juisce left to target Mephy, especially if his magical girls are still around.

I think Mephy might be my favorite fallen. Dude's got style.

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>>38977422
>eating mephy the fallen angel right now, after a kerfluffle and still flanked by his Meducas Maleficarum solo

you're funny, I like you.

>>38977530
Rumblies, anon.

>>38977530

I'll eat my hat (which I will first have to buy) the day Azure lets us devour one of his fallen.

>>38977559
Eh, I'm pretty sure we're more than allowed to if we can get away with it, I just don't really see the need as of yet.

>>38977559
You gotta boil it, till the fabric gets nice and soft

>>38977573
He might be tasty, and he's trying to out cat us...catting there with a swishy tail.

>>38977559
Well, I am not really sure if there will be time for it, but if you can beat them you can eat them. That's been my general rule.

>>38977573
I still wanna eat Izanagi though. And maybe have Izanami take his place as Skyfather (Skymother?) of Japan. Just to see what happens.

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One day will we defeat Boss Cat and become Big Boss Cat

>>38977659
...Boss Cat will remind us of the basics of CQC

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>>38977699
we will create a haven for Meowcenaries

>>38977368
>[] Back up the Mephy fellow. You might be able to score a free lunch out of it.
LITTLE RISA KICK!

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I forgot, do angels go with red wine or white wine?

>>38977896
Actually, you marinate them in red wine and then shove a bottle of white wine in one of their orifices before you turn into a living blender of teeth and soft palette to consume them.

White wine. Angels aren't made of meat, they're made of holy ichor.

Duh.

>>38977896
well obviously they go well with fava beans and a nice chianti

>>38977990
all this talk of having angel food cake might be giving Risa da rumblies in her tumblies.

How many tumblies can Risa give herself?

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You lunge towards the magical girls at top speed. You turn into a fleshy spear that splashes against the stone and then pulses and shifts as teeth and claws form in the pile of meat and muscle that continuously expands like a tumor on the ground. You pull the top half of your body, your adult oh Risa you so fine body out of the pile of gore and tissue and smile wide as your back explodes in bone and teeth to give you a gentle frame of wings. “Hiiiiii.” You hiss, your voice half purr.

Mephy looks at you with his cold dead eyes, why would little girls trust something like this, and seems to consider you. “That was a very dramatic entrance.” He notes.

The mouth on the small of your back opens up, like some sort of elaborate tramp stamp, and laughs. “It is the only way to travel. Right? Right?!” It screams, but Mephy doesn’t seemed bothered.

“Can I help you with something?” He inquires as the magical girls surge off and start firing their weapons and swinging their blades, the anti-grace attacks doing nothing to their scarred human forms.

“I want that one! The middle one with the humming and the singing and the grace attacks. Gimme! Gimme! Gimmegimmegimmegimmegimme!” Goosebumps dance over your flesh and your mouths water in anticipation of the meal.

“My word.” He huffs, rather unhappy. “Do try to control yourself like a respectable lady when you are in the company of others.” He sets a small top hat on his head and adjusts it. “I say, I say. Kids today.”

“But… But I like making a subcultural statement that goes against the established authority of the so called ‘norm’” You say as an explosion of power shines in front of you.
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>>38978320
>“My word.” He huffs, rather unhappy. “Do try to control yourself like a respectable lady when you are in the company of others.” He sets a small top hat on his head and adjusts it. “I say, I say. Kids today.”
>
>“But… But I like making a subcultural statement that goes against the established authority of the so called ‘norm’” You say as an explosion of power shines in front of you.
top kek

>>38978355
Oh well, its just that I have never seen a cat so clever as magical Mephistopheles.

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He looks at you, and you feel like you’ve won. “But the so called ‘norm’ of society is an all devouring monster. Your so called ‘subculture’ that resists the power structure becomes a function of the power structure. For example, the hippies of the 50s and 60s who tried to fight the system were sold products by the system that they fought. Shops were opened because there was a market for it, and in that way they absorbed or incorporated the subculture. The punk culture that came after was just as easily absorbed, with the flower and peace shops of the hippies transformed into punk boutiques. In the end it is an inevitable truth that all resistance to the super structure of ideology, and attempts to change the base, are absorbed by the ideology of the superstructure and taken into the market.” He counters and chunks of human meat fly over him.

You narrow your gaze and remember commercialized punk. “Bloody Marxist.” You grumble.

“Come now. No need for names.” He replies with a swish of the tail that you know, in the language of cats, means to chill out.

“I wanna muck up that one’s face.” You say pointing at the lead angel who is swinging a small dagger left and right and causing phenomenal havoc through the city.

“Well, don’t let me stop you.” He says with a few swishes and regular smile.

Seems you are good?

Attack!

Please roll 1d100. Best of first five.
(2/2)

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>38978372
nat 1

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>38978372
GO FOR THE GRACE, SUP UPON HER MARROW WHILE SHE STILL LIVES

BECOME A HORROR OF LAZER POWER LANCING THROUGH ITS VEINS AND SUP HER LIFE

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>38978372
Bloodborne is distracting..

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>38978372
I just know we're going to charge right at the thing and immediately get hammered into the ground

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>38978372

Rolled 66 (1d100)

i missed the roll

This could have gone better...quick! Post empty boxes for cats to sit in.

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>>38978685
My Risacat's a box! Damny You! A box!

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>>38978749
Risa would never fall for this, because I'm pretty sure she can read.

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>75 Fight-o Risa!

“Well Imma knock his block off and lick the wound!” You like licking open wounds.

You dash forward as a mass of tissue and flesh and distend your jaw. Sharp tongues lance out of your throat and stab into the ground, him having dodged your lancing meat attack as you rush forward and your body glows as you ready your cero energy for attack. You swing a whip like arm into his face and the explosion tears through your body and hums as it strains the angelic energy encasing the angel. Your fleshy cancerous bottom half lifts and the meat pillars smack his body, the bruising flesh sending delighted shivers up your spines. It feels good. It feels really really good.

You chase him, and spin and dance around his various blows and attacks sending out whips of tendons and sharp flesh to tear into his body as he dodges. Yeah. Yeah you got this! Your high speed allows you to dodge retaliatory blows, and when you slither through his legs, attacking the dangly parts because they are soft but also not, and form up behind him as a twisted monster made of half cancerous glowing flesh you think you have him.
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He spins and slams a blade into your side. You laugh at the effort, and punch in him the face before rushing forward, or trying to anyway. You hear a hum, one you have grown so used to you never notice it, sputter and fade, then you slump to the ground. Something meaty fills the hole in your soul parts where it was, but still the lack of sound is so very… very loud your eyes start to water. You vomit, and it sort of feels good in a way you are not comfortable describing, and then you look up at the angel.

He turned off your grace. That bastard! You try and get up, and find your body cracking and trembling as it deals with the sudden loss of the balancing act around your plot rock. You dash forward and hit the ground as you realize none of your abilities with grace will work. This is… bad right?

You mutate your arm and swing it out like a club mixed with a whip. It hits his head, but he recovers and sends out a blast of energy. You lose your arm, but you manage to get most of you out of the way, then when you regenerate you look down and see it is an abomination of teeth, claws and eyes instead of an arm. You are unstable. Fuck.

You stand and attack

Please roll 1d100. Best of first five
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>38979219
kill him until he dies from it

that should work

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>38979219

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>38979219
>>38979219
GOOO

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>38979219

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>38979219
He wants to debuff us? Debuff him back. Use a Toothy Grin on him.

>>38979230
>>38979239
>>38979246
>>38979255
>>38979267
Shit, Fatebreaker?

we might have to use fatebreak or wishbreaker the angel

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>38979219

The dice hate ae's audience.

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Who voted to feed the final boss-- I mean, who voted to fatebreaker?

Fatebreak?

Y/N

>>38979286
I'd say wish. Lets not feed the time bear
>>38979320

>>38979320
Y

>>38979330
All FB use feeds it but at this point it's like pissing in the ocean.

>>38979320
>y

>>38979330
All of them feed the time bear.

That feel when you love the art this quest has created but don't have the time or drive to actually go back and read it all.

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Your tail shimmers in a cascade of every color thought of by the mad.

A bear walks into a bar, nah love it's funny! So a bear walks into a bar and asks "Oi, mate, what time is it?" The man looks at the clock and, course cuz a bear is there it spins all the fuck kinds of out there. He looks back at the bear and is mauled and turned into honey. Funny right? Fucking bears. Fancy a shag?

Please roll 1d00. Best of first five

>>38979349

Kind of curious how that's going to go. We can't fight the fallen on even terms, or the things in soul society, or the things in hell. Yet we're going to have to fight a final boss that couldn't just be dealt with by the other powers that be.

>>38979320
>n

Warned this boosts the boss. Do it anyway.

>>38979330
>foolish enough to think all the others don't do the same shit

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>38979411

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>38979411
pls

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>38979411

Let's see what gets ruined

>>38979419
Badly. Unless we just kill Sin-Fin since the Time Devourer exists as a result of the first wish, and will cease to be if the wisher dies maybe.

But I'd rather not do that.

>>38979465
Though there's a chance it could be Lilith who made the first wish, or even Adam himself.

But yeah it's probably Sin-Fin.

>>38979419
Well I think dragging it on longer than it has been will just make everyone sad in the long run. This is for the best probably.

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>38979411

>>38979557
Ha ha fuck you hitman angel.

One more please.

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>38979411

Can I fuck it up?

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>38979411

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>38979411
fif

So, would we wish break or hell break here?

>>38979647
I don't think we can use HB when we're grace blocked.

>>38979667

Hell breaker is tagged ALL and nothing else. Whether or not he's also stealing our ace in the hole is up to Azure.

>>38979527
Eh, I feel like the reason that people have wanted to drag things on is that they feel deep down that when they reach the end game, everyone is going to die horribly. But since the alternative is no quest at all, I guess it's time to let the bodies hit the floor.

>>38979721
ALL is the same as H/O/A/D, Azure just never got around to cleaning up the formatting.

>>38979792
As of now there is a way to let everyone live! Just like The Doctor!

>>38979811

Unstable hell breaker = Best hell breaker?

>>38979849
YAY! oh wait...

Risa can't be as good as the doctor...she's too far gone

>>38979917
depends on which Doctor

ten a shit

>>38979930

At least he was better than the twelfth Doctor, Clara Oswald.

>>38980340
you could at least stare at her tits

>>38980378
For purists, Companions aren't for lewds.

>>38980464

Companions also aren't for hogging all the attention from the main character and injecting false drama and inspiring feelings of fffffuuuuck you Moffat and your OC super special waifus and lazy writing.

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>>38980464
Then why did Peri exist

>>38980522
Fair point.

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>100 Well this… this won’t end well for anyone, will it?

You feel the strange fleshy invader squirm and twist through your grace slots. The twisted thing enveloping your delightful grace and mutating it into something beyond the rational understanding of mortality. This is probably a case of winning so hard you make things go wrong.

The wings shimmering behind you go out, and in their place is a void like energy filled with spikes of flesh and bone. Rubbery things, with long slits of eyes with teeth for irises like a circular saw hate fucked a shark and these were the babies. You hiss, and your eyes shift into a dark chasm of infinity that normally should not exist. It is a void that was born from beyond the world. A darkness that is impossible and sublime.

You shimmer in and out of understanding, the movements of your body beyond normal dimensions. The angel swings at you, and your body moves in a way that makes you want to vomit, but you are only half in control of yourself. You scream in a pitch that is more smell than sound and send out a go juice that is tainted by a world beyond worlds as you stretch your claws and look at him with eyes deeper than blackness. The hate within you screams, then laughs, and talks of painful nothings that should never be. You are fine! Life is good! GOOD GOOOD GOOD GOODGOODGOODGOODGOODGOOD!
(1/2)

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Your fist shimmer as you sonido forward, then several arms show up, all within the same time, but not same place in dimensions then you slam into his face. He stabs you, but the infinity damage oozing out of your side warps reality and your face becomes twisted by madness. Some shit goes down, you aren’t against saying that, but you pull yourself together just as your body warps and distends around the angel. You devour him, and you see your option select is already centered on grace shut off.

You pull yourself together and find the magical girls are dead. Some of their wounds look like tears in reality, others looks like angel damage. You shiver, then double over and vomit. It hurts. Why do you hurt? Why did everything become bad? You look at the sky and see scars in the timeline. That is odd. Did you do that?

“Are you alright?” Mephy asks. “Would you like some ginger ale?”

You take a Ginger Ale, it soothes your stomach and you love it. “I—what have I done?” You ask.

“You resolved a problem for me. And gained something out of it I imagine. Win/Win.” He explains.

Your body hurts. Your grace is still off. You want to kill Jager. Everythingeverythingeverything.

What should you do?

[] Back to the shrine. Rest. That helps.
[] To Azzy. Azzy make it better
[] Other, please specify.
(2/2)

>>38980806
>[] To Azzy. Azzy make it better

Azzy I ate something too hard wat do?

>>38980806
>[] To Azzy. Azzy make it better

>>38980806
>[] To Azzy. Azzy make it better

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wow, that was awesome, that guy got ultra fucked.

try all you want AE, you'll never make think eating something or someone is a bad idea.

>>38980806
"While you're here, what would you know of the first wish ever wished?"

Then find Azzy.

>>38980806
>The wings shimmering behind you go out, and in their place is a void like energy filled with spikes of flesh and bone. Rubbery things, with long slits of eyes with teeth for irises like a circular saw hate fucked a shark and these were the babies.
That's pretty metal.

>You devour him, and you see your option select is already centered on grace shut off.
Thank fuck. I was horrified that the power select was going to pop up and everyone would vote for Ink Squirt or something.

>>38980806
>[] Other, please specify.
Let's just... let's just go somewhere that's not around people right now. At least not around people we don't want eated.

>>38980936
Eating is never a bad idea.

>>38980806
>>To Azzy, Azzy make it better

Place yer bets.

>Temporary poisoning that'll go away in a little bit. Might have to do something to get rid of it.
or
>Unlocked a release form variant that's unstable as fuck but hella powerful.

>>38980806
>[] Other, please specify.

Changing vote from >>38980944
to >>38980956
It seems like being around anyone right now might lead to bad times.

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are the meduca corpses still edible? maybe grab one for the road?

>>38981002
They weren't edible to start with since we eat souls and they don't have any on them.

>>38981002
They're literally just corpses powered by hellfire. It wouldn't do anything for the same reason Mendel robots aren't edible.

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>>38980988
we're just hitting our emo phase

What's a good Cure album?

>>38981042
>hitting
>implying shit wasn't already pretty fucked

>>38980988

We've reached a level beyond second release. We have become the legendary Super Hollow 3.

>>38981081
Nah, this isn't Super Hollow 3, this is the false evil super form, most commonly seen in Digimon.

We've reached Skull Greymon (though Megidramon would be a more appropriate example)

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>>38981081
our hair gets even longer? awesome

I'm sad we killed those girls...Risa liked them...

Did we eat their remains?

>>38981185
sadly no, they have no creamy soul filled centers

In theory without our Grace, we've also lost our shield against Asmodeus's [Lust], which hopefully will stop us from murdering stuff indiscriminately, but might also be bad for reasons.

>>38981208
Technically their souls are in hell, right, within Mephy's domain?

>>38981228
Yes. You lost it.

Azzy time!

>>38981239
Yes

>>38981239
I thought they were in phylacteries for now, since they're liches?

>>38981228

Killing stuff + Lust may equal bloodlust. But hopefully Azzy will be prudent enough to know of a way to contain this thing.

Either that or we'll become a brooding shounen protagonist for a while.

>>38981228
Wait...is Grace shut off a power...do we need time to digest it so we can intentionally shut down someone's grace and not our own?

What is this madness!

Azure Nyan, explain this to us. Our soft brain parts are not equiped to do this!

>>38981264
We already kind of dress like one, all we need are more zippers. Or, since Mephistopheles pointed out that Punk has gone hollow (heh) we need to create a true counter-culture, some kind of... double-punk?

>>38981262
When their things are annihilated they are sent to mephy's realm. He owns them forever once they make the deal
>>38981275
I would if I could understand the question!

>>38981324
I think he's asking if we can use the Grace-Shut-Down power we just gained, or do we ironically need our own Grace to be working properly in order to utilize it?

>>38981324
You mean they keep them on their person? Such amateurs.

>>38981390
They need them to make the meat move

>>38981453
Why not try samba? Or house music?

Azure?

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I hope we don't wreck up Azzy's place

Sorry, a guy is being stupid on the internet

>>38982025
How stupid?

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Azzy. Azzy will make this good. You look at mephy and see him in several different realities as your body eats itself. “I need Asmodeus. Asmodeus will help. Azzy. Azzy.” You mutter, your words crossing into the fallen city that is never seen.

“You do look unwell. Maybe a nice cuppa would help.” You cough, then you accidentally bleed out a half formed universe in your puss filled wound that explodes next to you.

You stumble to the side, your lungs straining to hold your body together, then you look over at Mephy with sad eyes. “Would you like… another ginger ale?” He asks.

You take the ginger ale, and when you sonido off you sip it and it really does make you feel better. Is it a magic sort of drink. When you are god you shall allow Ginger Ale to continue its strange magic as long as it pleases you. You hit the ground outside Azzy’s club, your body splattering into a twisted fountain of madness before reforming, and then slowly saunter in.

Your body pops and shoots out gouts of infinity that you barely contain. You stumble through her club and tear small fissures in reality as you go, then stumble through her door. You look over at Azzy, who is so snazzy, and feel heat swell around your eyes. “He—he-hhe—hell—eh—help m—me—me—me—me—me—me—me.” Then you fall over all over her floor.

Good Job Risa.

HQR 126 end! Around for questions, concerns, comments, accusations, etc. for a little bit as per normal.

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>>38982060
"This girl broke up with me months ago, and this other one rejected me a long time ago, and now I was at a party and even though they are in my same social circle they were within ten feet of me! Oh noes! How dare they exist! Hugbox me!" Fuck him.

>>38982094
Mephy seems like a cool dude. He can act bong and he gives us gingerale. Also he's a cat. That's, like, three different things.

I was about to freak out wondering why he hadn't tried to eat us, but then I remembered that Old One stuff is so toxic that none of them bother except Luci

>>38982094

If ginger ale makes hyper dimensional abomination sickness Risa feel better, does that mean that ginger ale may be the key to defeating the Time Devourer?

>>38982094
I want to ask, how much more adorable will caede be?

I am concerned that stretching her out with such a big meal will just make Caede have Risa scale rumblies.

I comment upon the way it felt nice tonight with lower player numbers.

I accuse you of secretly being a kumquat. Devious vegetation, not like trustworthy killer tomatoes.

etc what was Risa's father like?

>>38982121
Wow...that is stupid.

>>38982161
Eating her means that not only do you have to touch her, you'd have to -taste- her. For most beings, her grossness outweighs the potential power gain.

>>38982179
>I am concerned that stretching her out with such a big meal will just make Caede have Risa scale rumblies.
She's a gluttony demon.

>>38982121
once again social anxieties and hang ups make an ass of some one

thanks for running

Canada Dry is the nectar of the Gods, sorry Cherry Coke.

will Hitman Angel give us Diarrhea? Do we need invest in some D-Pants?

>>38982209
Then on top of that she had just eaten the fuck-your-angel-parts dude. That's like double nasty or something.

>>38982094
Mildly disagree with >>38982179 that the lower numbers made it feel nicer, as instead the thread felt a lot less lively to me, but on the whole I'm glad this thread existed and I was able to participate in it, and by extension I'm glad you exist, AE. Good work.

>>38982094
So how did you decide to mechanics the grace nuker? 2 or 3 or so uses that are gone forever once we use them but we could use all of them in one fight? Unlimited uses, but it has a really long (more than 3rd release) cooldown? Get one free and refilling the clip costs spxp?

I remember there were several ideas getting thrown around a while ago but ya never settled on one as far as I know.

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>>38982161
Yeah, Mephy doesn't want none of that crazy.
>>38982166
No. Just generally makes people feel better. A Panacea.
>>38982179
Infinite adorable.

nah, she is full!

Ah, well... I am not too sure about that!

Nah, I don't a veggie. Just a mammal.

... Thick.

Yes. Dude is a fuck. He used to be cool though! D:

>>38982209
ha ha ha, who knows where that Risa has been?
>>38982222
I dunno man. Never had those issues.

Thanks for playing.

Makes Risa feel better.

No no, Risa is a girl, she doesn't poop except for niche fetish sites.
>>38982237
Ah, me too. Ha ha. Thank you for playing! I could not do it without you!

Have lesbians.

>>38982266
2 or 3 uses that are gone forever afterwards.

If Risa getting hit with the grace nullifier caused a clusterfuck this clustery and fuckfull, I wonder what would happen if it hit Lucifer.

>>38982283
Poo. I was hoping that it was a super long recharge so that we could potentially use it as a high cost super form like what happened this fight.

>>38982319
Maybe once the 3 uses are gone it'll still let us turn off our own grace.
Not sure if I'd ever use it even if we could. Seem like badstuff.

>>38982283
Does Jager have ambitions of feeding all the starving children of the world with her chain of family style restaurants?

>>38982300
>>38982319
>>38982336

I'm not entirely sure what happened. We automatically got an ability without choosing? Or we're not choosign yet because of disabled grace? Also what even happened to Risa when she crit, I kinda lost the plot there.

>>38982371
We automatically got the grace disabler ability without choosing. Honestly, it's better this way. If anyone picked something that wasn't the grace disabler, they're a troll or a retard.

>>38982371

I think that Risa's Old One parts went into maximum overdrive, thus enabling her to see multiple realities/possibilities at once and generally black out and cause immense dimensional fatigue and damage. It also had the side effect of beating the shit out of the Angel hit men.

If Risa could get this aspect of her under control, it could give her some more insight into how the Time Devourer operates and/or how to actually give useful output to science types so they can try to figure out a way to combat it.

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>>38982362
Would she look cute while doing it?
>>38982319
ha ha, sorry
>>38982371
You got grace disable ability, because it was one of a kind and will be super useful coming up, and you got a 100 without grace your old one parts went a little crazy.

>>38982447
the bow panties would be the waitress uniforms, it gets very hot in a lot of 3rd world countries and its so gosh darn it to heck adorable.

>>38982447

Ah okay. I was reading "grace shut off" without really getting that it meant the ability; the whole sentence looked funny like it had missing words. My brain isn't working properly this early.

>>38982411
>>38982447

I think I see. So Risa's grace got shut off, and she started turning into fleshy bits, then the "meaty" feeling she had afterwards was the old one parts going crazy. Then she ate the angel and got grace nuke, but her own grace still doesn't work so she's still falling apart?

>>38982483
Risa's innards resemble high level tetris game

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>>38982464
It is too powerful to be released into the world.

In fact? Enjoy.
>>38982483
Yes, pretty much. Her grace got turned off and with the balance gone the old one parts were like "Oh hey. If it has a hole it's a go!" and your soul got flooded with more old one.

someone should archive this

>>38982979
I archived it, with the lead pipe, in the conservatory

>>38982535
I forget, the Time Devourer bears superficial resemblance and similar properties to Old Ones but it's actually something pretty different right?

>>38983028
I'm more worried about the Gentry

>>38983028
Old Ones is a general term for existences outside of reality and the Time Devourer is outside of our reality so maybe? Same way in that "Earthling" applies to everything on earth, but bread mold is vastly different from humans.
>>38982997
Thank you very much!