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FUCK YEAH HAREM BRO IS BACK!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEKGS7DQAIc

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You and your bro are currently tromping up the stairs of his house, plastic bags in hand.

“So, when was the last time you used it?” you ask.

“Dunno.” Your bro replies. “I got it two weeks ago, played it for a bit. Then stuff happened and I didn’t get a chance for a while.”

“That stuff wouldn’t happen to be the latest batch of DVDs that came in the mail?” you say.

Your bro opens his bedroom door and shrugs. “Hey, I have to replace my collection somehow!”

Then the both of you stride in and get settled.

Right now, the two of you are holed up in your bro’s room, sitting on the varnished wooden floor with crisps and fizzy drinks by your sides. A single 7th generation video game console lies in front of a massive flat TV, its power lights blinking like inquisitive fireflies in the festival night. It’s a new one, bought from the local game store, and is there to replace your bro’s old one. Said old game console was annihilated in the war, and is probably lurking at the bottom of the sea as atomic dust. The new game console is still sparkling clean, and is called the…

>Planeptune
>Lastation
>Lowee
>Leanbox

>>38896506
>Lastation

Character sheet has been updated, most important of which is the existence of Noble Phantasms. Do check it out.
As usual, voting time is 10 minutes.

>>38896506
>Planeptune

>>38896506
>Planeptune

>>38896506
>Lastation
Represent

>>38896506
>Lastation

Also TT does Tatsuya have inheritance from his parents or has the state set up a fund for him to live off of?

>>38896506
>Leanbox

>>38896506
>>Lastation

>>38896594
We're probably making a fortune off our anime and merchandizing.

>>38896506
>Planeptune

>>38896506
>>Planeptune

>>38896506
>Planeptune

>harem protagonist
>making any decisions whatsoever
He's probably idort master race so all the manufacturers can be happy

>>38896741
nope had mental trauma and was pretending to be ichika level dense. We helped get him over it. Just need to get the girls to get along now.

>>38896786
No, we need to force dates with all the girls individually and MAKE SURE the others don't intervene. It's the fastest way to have all their love confirmed.

Also, we should get on the phone to the president of the world and have some words about polygamy legislation.

>>38896827
We know they all love him, problem is they all want him for themselves. We need to get them to share.

>>38896854
Meaningless if he accepts them in a half assed way. He needs to speak to each one individually so they know he loves them as women, not just as part of the harem.

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The Planeptune. That is what the console is called. When it appeared at the start of the seventh generation arms race, the world laughed at it for one, being a newcomer and two, having a limited selection of video games. Who could imagine that she would become one of the most popular electronic devices in the entire world? The Lastation was cowering on the ground, the Lowee glowering red with rage, and the Leanbox frowning meaningfully. With processors backed up by the latest magitech, and an OS that could somehow process Afroire-PC disks, the Planeptune had become a force to reckon on the great gaming battlefield.

Supporting her was the Nepgear, a handheld device that was heavily pursued by mobile game players everywhere.

You bro presses the power button and the machine springs to light. The TV screen flickers on, and Neptunia-chan, the official console representation of the company, does a little skip and jump.

“It’s Nep time!” she chirps.

The screen then transforms into the main menu. Your bro selects the disk icon and a selection of video games appears on the screen. All of them are highly acclaimed titles, at least by gaming journalists anyway. They are also multiplayer or co-op, a perfect choice for a brotherly bonding session.

“So, which one do you want?” Your bro asks.

“They all look decent…” You mutter.

Hmm. This is a tough choice. All of these games have the potential of being fun. You know all of them, and played samples during that stay in a five-class hotel in the city capital. But which one shall you choose?

>Super Neptune Kart: A racing game involving all participants of the Gamindustri.
>Kancolle FPS: The official Kantai Collection First Person Shooter. Choose between the Shipgirls or the Abyssals.
>$chan Pro Evolution Soccer: Soccer management game, a collaboration of $chan admins and Neptunia (how this happened you have no idea).
>Fallout: Van Buren: A WRPG in a post post apocalyptic world. Has a co-op mode.

>>38896506
>Lowee

>>38897177
>Fallout: Van Buren: A WRPG in a post post apocalyptic world. Has a co-op mode.
Bro snipes we attack in melee

>>38897177
>>>Kancolle FPS: The official Kantai Collection First Person Shooter. Choose between the Shipgirls or the Abyssals.
But pick Re-chan to be a cunt

>>38897177
>Fallout: Van Buren: A WRPG in a post post apocalyptic world. Has a co-op mode.

>>38897177
>Fallout: Van Buren: A WRPG in a post post apocalyptic world. Has a co-op mode.

I am more interested at the girl that showed up in Tatsuya’s reality marble after Kazuya shattered it.

Watch, Tatsuya's harem ability combined somehow with the magic of the shattered reality marble to form a female version twin of him that is in love with Kazuya.

Thus in a round about and twisted way Kazuya is now in Tatsuyas harem.

>>38897177
>Other
Magi-souls. That one game that makes people tear their hair out in frustration.

>>38897177
>Fallout: Van Buren: A WRPG in a post post apocalyptic world. Has a co-op mode.

>>38897177
>Fallout: Van Buren: A WRPG in a post post apocalyptic world. Has a co-op mode.

>>38897263
But anon, we already are...

>>38897177
>Fallout: Van Buren: A WRPG in a post post apocalyptic world. Has a co-op mode.

It finally came out, it may have taken a demonic invasion, but Fallout 2 has a proper sequel now.

>>38897177
>Fallout: Van Buren: A WRPG in a post post apocalyptic world. Has a co-op mode.

>>38897177
>>$chan Pro Evolution Soccer: Soccer management game, a collaboration of $chan admins and Neptunia (how this happened you have no idea).

>>38897177
>Kancolle FPS: The official Kantai Collection First Person Shooter. Choose between the Shipgirls or the Abyssals.
This amuses me greatly. I don't even care that I'm pissing in the wind.

>>38897177
>$chan Pro Evolution Soccer: Soccer management game, a collaboration of $chan admins and Neptunia (how this happened you have no idea).
Pick /tg/

>>38897177
>Fallout: Van Buren: A WRPG in a post post apocalyptic world. Has a co-op mode

>>38897177
>>Fallout: Van Buren: A WRPG in a post post apocalyptic world. Has a co-op mode.

>>38897177
>Kancolle FPS: The official Kantai Collection First Person Shooter. Choose between the Shipgirls or the Abyssals.

>>38897177
>Super Neptune Kart: A racing game involving all participants of the Gamindustri.
We fought risking our lives for friendship, now it's time for real bloodsport.

>>38897177
>Fallout
>With Co-Op Mode
10/10

>>38897177
>Fallout: Van Buren: A WRPG in a post post apocalyptic world. Has a co-op mode.
This finally got made? Fuck yeah we're playing it.

>>38897177
>Kancolle FPS: The official Kantai Collection First Person Shooter. Choose between the Shipgirls or the Abyssals.
Because Abyssals.

>>38897263
>Two things will happen upon: Tatsuya’s stats will begin to slowly increase over time, or the spirit of Ouroboros will appear to assist.
I'm guessing she's that spirit.

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Your eyes flicker between each of the game covers displayed on the screen. Noire-chan is smiling from Neptune Kart, a man in a suit is roaring loudly at a football on $chan Soccer, and Kongou is shouting excitedly from Kancolle FPS. But eventually the decision is made, and you settle on one of the most acclaimed First Person RPGs in gaming history.

Fallout: Van Buren, also known as the sequel to Fallout: New Vegas, also known as the Fallout 4 that should have been. The original possessors of the Fallout rights, Bethesda, had somehow been obliterated in the start of Azazel’s invasion. It was an unlucky coincidence, nothing more. But it meant that Obsidian Entertainment could then pick up the rights, work through the war through some combination of sheer determination and divine magic, and at least release the long anticipated next installment in the excellent Fallout franchise. Millions of fans cheered worldwide, and then held a minute of silence to those who had sadly perished in the demonic invasion.

Strength, Perception, Endurance, Charisma, Agility, Intelligence and Luck. Small Guns, Lockpick, Speech and the rest. There are so many decisions to choose. But eventually you select your stats, your bro selects his and the game begins.

It swiftly turns into a bloodbath. The two of you are dropped into the game as wasteland mercenaries, tasked to bring down the remnants of the once mighty group of football cosplayers: the Legion. After successfully massacring enough men to fill a dozen soccer squads twice over, and looting all of their crap to sell at the greedy Gun Runners, you finally reach the final boss of the First Act: a mighty legionary named Lucius.

“The Nevada wastelands shall be ours.” Lucius speaks in a booming voice. On the screen, you can see that he is standing in front of a row of Praetorian guards. “I will give you two this choice. Surrender beneath the might of the Legion, or be executed and your heads left on spikes for the crows to feast on.”

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You are playing as a hardcore cowboy type, with good strength, agility and endurance. Your tagged skills are Small guns, Explosives and Repair. Your current weapon is the Big Iron on your hip. Your bro is a scientist, with good intelligence, charisma and luck. His tagged skills are Energy weapons, Science and Speech. He's carrying a Plasma Rifle.

How will you proceed?

>Just shoot them with Small Guns.
>Talk them down with Speech.
>Call for backup, with a radio.
>Use some explosives (somehow).
>Custom option.

>>38897968
>Custom option.
Beat them with our (power) fists

>>38897968
>Use some explosives (Flashbang out!)
then
>Just shoot them with Small Guns
Kite those dumbies around while bro blasts them with his rifle.

>>38897968
>Talk them down with Speech.

>>38897778
Makes sense. I wonder if this will change the nature Ouroboros Soul, though. Tatsuya's reality marble went from something confined to open and branching. Kind of the opposite of an ouroboros. Would that effect the spirit dwelling within it?

>>38897968

This>>38898001

>specail

>>38897968
>>>Use some explosives (somehow)
We already mined the area. Just as planned.

>>38897968
>Use some explosives (somehow).
Here comes the boom, ready or not...

>>38897968
Fuck him up with our Fatman.

>>38897968
>Custom option.
Let Tatsuya talk them down. He's the one with high Speech.

>>38897968

>>38898001
This

>>38897968
>Talk them down with Speech.
>Just shoot them with Small Guns.

Follow tradition, Talk them down then shoot them in the back for the hell of it

>>38897968
>Talk them down with Speech.
BRO SHALL BECOME CAESAR.

>>38897968
>Call for backup, with a radio.

Full Exterminatus

>>38897968
>Call for backup, without a radio.

YELLING! But seriously,

>Just shoot them with Small Guns.

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“Bro, I have a plan.” You begin.

“What kind of plan, Kazuya?” He replies.

“This one!” You roar, whipping out your trusty Big Iron and placing two clean shots between Lucuis’s chest. Immediately, all the Legion men turn hostile and begin charging after you. With your bro wondering what the hell just happened, the two of you run like hell towards the front entrance of the camp. Now, something must be made clear. When Obsidian developed Fallout: Van Buren, they decided to make it so that enemies would register the presence of mines and actively try to avoid them, or at the very least destroy them from a distance. However, what they failed to do is make the enemies register C4 blocks dropped on the ground.

The two of you sprint towards several conspicuous boxes on the ground, and dash past them towards a nearby open space. Then you turn around to see Lucius and the legionaries after you, their bodies almost reaching your little improvised remote controlled minefield.

“Filthy profligate!”

“Die, in the name of Caesar!”

“Insolent fools!”

Your character grins, reaches into his pocket for a heavy detonator, and presses the big red button.

KABOOM. Lucius, along with half a dozen legionaries are sent flying into the air. You and your bro crane your necks upward, and watch. Ten metres. Twenty metres. Thirty, forty, perhaps even fifty. A hundred is passed. Then they rocket downwards, and smash into the ground with all the force of a meteor, and a hundred times more bloody. Strangely enough, all of their armor and weapons are perfectly fine.

“Fire!” Your bro shouts, and the two of you begin mopping up the rest of the legionaries. Just like that, the First Act is won. Fireworks blaze in the sky, crowds cheer and your characters do a little high-five.

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>CONGRATULATIONS. YOU BEAT ALL YOUR FOES.

“Hell yes!” your cowboy shouts.

“Oh yeah!” your bro’s scientist laughs.

>NOW YOU HAVE TO GET A REAL JOB.

The music screeches to a halt. The fireworks fade.

“What.” Your cowboy says, dumbly.

Minutes later, you are treated to a scene inside the Lucky Eight’s kitchens, where a man who looks suspiciously like your party’s Dick-Ass Thief berates your characters for making shitty Brahmin steak.

Back in the real world, the two of you are wondering whether or not you should begin the Second Act when the doorbell rings.

“I wonder who that could be.” Your bro says, getting up to head down the stairs. You decide to follow him. Once you both reach the bottom, you open the door to find that it is…
>Hatoko, Kurumi, Sachiko and Laura
>Syoko
>Another member of the party.

>>38898548
>Dickass thief

>>38898548
>Another member of the party
Dickass thief.

>>38898548
>Syoko
Hey, Mushroom-tan, what are you doing here?

>>38898548
>Another member of the party.

>>38898548
>Another member of the party.
The Dickass Thief

>>38898548
>>Another member of the party.
Thief.

>>38898548
>Syoko

I think we all love dickass thief.

>>38898548
>Another member of the party.
Thief.

>>38898548
>Another member of the party.

>>38898548
>Another member of the party.
Dick-Ass Thief. Can't just tease us like that and not expect us to take a look

>>38898548
>Syoko
Let bro be the candle.

>>38898548
>>Another member of the party.

That one other guy

Alright then, who is it?

>The Big Burly Hacker Tank Man
>The Not-So-Spoony Bard
>The Aerial Combat Boy(?)
>The Dick-Ass Thief
>The Creepy Unnerving Doctor

>>38898777
Still the thief.

>>38898777
>The Dick-Ass Thief
Do you have to ask?

>>38898777
>The Dick-Ass Thief

>>38898777
Thief, yay!!

>>38898777
>The Dick-Ass Thief

>>38898777
>The Not-So-Spoony Bard

>>38898777
>The Dick-Ass Thief

>>38898777
>The Creepy Unnerving Doctor

>>38898777
>Boy (?)
Encouraging.

>>38898907
I think that's the guy in last place in the Terrifying poll. IIRC Twilight Thorn said he was a guy and I wouldn't be surprised if he's a really feminine trap or something.

>>38898777
>>The Creepy Unnerving Doctor

So's anyone noticed that the indents on the sword in OP's pic aren't parallel?

>>38899003
...why did you have to make me notice that?

>>38898972
>I wouldn't be surprised if he's a really feminine trap or something.
No, not this shit again

>>38899003
>>38899035
Magic Sentient possibly fully alive blade, Ain't gotta explain shit.

>>38899042
Huehuehue

>>38899047
Grey Soul shifts the indents on its blade when we're not looking, just to mess with our OCD.

>>38899091
Given it is a madness inducing blade.......

>>38899091
That's actually the source of our berserker mode. The less similar the angles, the more we flip out.

I had lots of fun designing the Dick-Ass Thief, particularly his Noble Phantasm. Writing now...

>>38898972
You have no idea...

>>38899137
'Boy' is really an agender shapeshifting slime, isn't it?

>>38898972
>>38899137
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You open the door to see a man in combat armor, a wasteland brown duster and wearing a gas mask standing in front of you. It is s Courier Six, your party’s resident Dick-Ass Thief. At least, that’s what your party decided to call him. Guy never really made much objection about the name, so it stuck. The guy is mute, and still is to the best of your knowledge. All you know about him is that he enjoys getting drunk, originates from the Las Vegas region and has an unhealthy fascination with shooting or stabbing people in the crotch.

Did you mention that said people tend to explode when he does that? Because they do. He also can crack open any lock, and was responsible for accumulating most of the treasure your party encountered during your journey. This was particularly impressive, considering that he was the second-last member to join.

You suddenly remember this vital fact. The Fallout games are actually educational games, and are based by real-life events that happened in the American desert region. Fallout: New Vegas is a game based off Courier Six’s life, when he was an actual courier and not a bastard who broke casinos as easily as a hammer does to fine china.

GOOD MORNING LEADER. GOOD MORNING KAZUYA. Courier Six holds up a tablet with the words scribbled on it. For some reason, he was uncomfortable with showing his face. Whenever the party ate, he did it with his back facing everyone. HOW ARE YOU ALL TODAY?

“Morning, Courier!” Your bro says brightly. “I’m doing alright. What about you? Did something come up?”

I WANTED TO SEE HOW YOU WERE DOING. Courier Six writes. MAY I COME IN?

“Yeah, sure! You’re always welcome here.”

Courier Six takes off his boots and puts on a pair of cute pink bunny slippers. You smirk wryly. Then the three of you step back into the house and close the door.

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WHAT HAVE YOU TWO BEEN DOING? Courier Six asks.

“Ah, we’ve been playing video games.” You reply. “We actually saw you in the game. Fallout: Van Buren. You were getting mad at our characters.”

Courier Six chuckles. Or at least, that you think he’s doing. He’s raising a hand to cover the mouth of the gas mask. THAT WOULD BE AMUSING. BUT WHAT ABOUT NOW?

“Now…?” Your bro glances at the clock. “Wow, it’s already eleven. I guess I should start making lunch.”

“Sweet, I’ll help.” You say, heading for the kitchen.

“Nah, that don’t be necessary. You, uh, should call down Ayase or something. Just relax, okay?”

What will you do?

>Help your bro make lunch anyway.
>Call down Ayase and watch a movie together with Courier Six.
>Chat with Courier Six.
>Custom option.

>>38899511
>Call down Ayase and watch a movie together with Courier Six.

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NAME: Courier Six
ROLE: Thief

[STATS]
Strength: C+
Endurance: B-
Agility: B
Magic Potential: E+
Luck: A++
Noble Phantasm: D+


[ABILITIES]
VATS (B): Courier Six can use the Vault-Tech Assisted Targeting System to aim his firearm at any part of his opponent’s body, vastly increasing the accuracy of the next few shots.
Marksmanship (B): Courier Six is decent at using his silenced 10mm pistol and .22 submachine gun.
Lucky Eight (B+): Rolls of 8, 12 and 16 will also count as critical hits.

Presence Concealment (B): Allows Courier Six to conceal his presence. It is difficult, but not impossible, to detect him. Any noise he makes is automatically dampened. This would be higher if he shed his riot armor, but the mere thought is pure heresy.
Lockpicking (A+): Courier Six can break into any vault, pick any lock and crack open any safe.
Bloody Mess (C): All enemies killed by Courier Six will automatically explode into bloody chunks. This isn't very helpful.

[NOBLE PHANTASM]
The Fuck-You Button: Courier Six opens up the developer console, selects the person he doesn’t like and commands the system to make that guy lose. Using this Noble Phantasm automatically drains him of all energy and halves his current amount of money, which is why he prefers not to use it. It is low ranked due to its inability to affect more than one person at a time. Does not affect those luck is higher than his.

[FACTS]
-Don’t try and play traditional games with this guy. Just…don’t. He’ll win 99 out of 100 times, and then he’ll punch you in the face when you get mad. Video games are fine, though.
-Has successfully broken the bank of every single casino in Megiddo City. They tried to ban him, but he kept sneaking in…

>>38899511
>Chat with Courier Six.
>Custom option.
Play Van Buren with Six.

>>38899511
>Call down Ayase and watch a movie together with Courier Six.

>>38899511
>Call down Ayase and watch a movie together with Courier Six.

>>38899511
>Call down Ayase and watch a movie together with Courier Six.

If bro wants to cook then we let him.

Also >Other
hand him back his voice box player
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnmDdlURIWI

>>38899511
>Call down Ayase and watch a movie together with Courier Six.
I gotta admit, I was expecting the Dick-Ass Thief to be a bit more.. Dick-Assish. Not that I mind him being like this of course.

>>38899555
>[NOBLE PHANTASM]
>The Fuck-You Button: Courier Six opens up the developer console, selects the person he doesn’t like and commands the system to make that guy lose. Using this Noble Phantasm automatically drains him of all energy and halves his current amount of money, which is why he prefers not to use it. It is low ranked due to its inability to affect more than one person at a time. Does not affect those luck is higher than his.
I suspect that eradicating half of the Courier's funds would crash the global economy.

>>38899511
Doesn't speak. Doesn't show his face.
Flat-chested woman confirmed.

>>38899613
He's probably subtly Dick-Assish. It's only over time that you realize how much of a jerk he is.

>>38899511
>Call down Ayase and watch a movie together with Courier Six.
While watching
>Chat with Courier Six.

>>38899511
>Help your bro make lunch anyway.
Also
>>38899606
>Other
>hand him back his voice box player

>>38899649
Backing.

>>38899555
Well the easy way to get around the money-losing thing is just to transfer every penny he owns to a friend, preferably one who he's got blackmail material on.

>>38899636
Just because Ouroboros Crossroads has more paths than Tatsuya has current love interests doesn't mean everyone is secretly a girl in disguise waiting to be romanced.

>>38899511
>Call down Ayase and watch a movie together with Courier Six.

>>38899701
I think it's something like: 1 way for each girl (5), 1 way with all of them, 1 way without any girl, and the last still dunno. (Hoping last way is genderbender bro x Kazuya, just saying...)

>>38899701
I wouldn't want to romance the thief. That way leads to exploding crotch-knives.

>>38899555
>Lucky Eight (B+): Rolls of 8, 12 and 16 will also count as critical hits.
>12

That's not a multiple of 8. The dick snuck in an extra number!

>>38899840

20-8 = 12

It makes sense.

>>38900152
Then why not:
20-8*2 = 4

>>38900152
Then shouldn't 4 also be included?

>>38900220

Because that's two operations.

>>38900220
I think it's because there's already a lot of critical alternatives for this guy so he won't be a cheat.

>>38900243
He's a thief, he's meant to cheat.

>>38900243
He's supposed to be a cheat. He's a Bethesda MC!

>>38900263
>Dick-Ass Cheat (EX): Every roll will count as a critical hit.

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“Okay, I’ll go get her.” You say, and head upstairs. In the week and a bit since she moved in here, Ayase sure has made herself comfortable. The door to the guest room is now labelled ‘AYASE’S ROOM’ and has a little picture of a chibi version of her waving a tiny knife around. From within, you can hear the girl snickering softly, along with the grinding sound of metal against a sharp object. You shrug at the sight and rap twice on the door.

“Ayase, it’s me.” You call. “Courier Six is here. Come down and watch a movie with us.”

The grinding stops. The door is unlocked from within. Ayase is there, a rather ornate looking dagger in her right hand. Ah, that must be Carnwennan, her favourite blade to trace. From here, you catch a glimpse of the room. It looks like an ordinary high school girl’s bedroom. A bed arranged neatly, fancy clothes in the wardrobe, and a number of electronic devices for chatting with her schoolmates. The only difference is the sheer amount of knives displayed on the walls, littered on a wooden desk and even one struck clean through a dartboard. Well, that was just how your party’s assassin acted.

“He is?” Ayase says, surprised. “Geez Kazuya, why didn’t you say so sooner? I’ll be right down after I finish cleaning.”

The door shuts again, before you can say anything along the sorts of, ‘There’s no way Courier Six is going to enter your room’. Then you detect the presence of magic being used. After a while, Ayase opens the door again, but this time you see that most of the knives have disappeared.

“Let’s go!” she smiles, and the two of you head down. Courier Six’s eye light up at the sight of Ayase, or at least that’s what you think happens. As always, it’s difficult to tell. Courier Six’s gas mask shrouds the entirety his face, making his eyes appear like glowing red death sights.

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HELLO, AYASE. HOW HAVE YOU BEEN? He writes.

“Good, good. You?” Ayase says.

I’VE MANAGED TO ENCOUNTER A GANG OF YAKUZA ON THE WAY HERE. Courier Six writes. THEY TRIED TO ATTACK ME, SO I KNOCKED THEM ALL OUT AND NICKED THEIR STUFF. THEY WERE CARRYING QUITE EXPENSIVE PHONES AND A LOT OF CASH, SO I’M HAPPY.

Yeah, that sounded like Courier Six, alright. Hopefully this wouldn’t come to bite you back in the ass, but if it did you could always get him to shoot them in the crotch.

“Well, let’s get started.” Ayase says, brightly. You nod, grinning in anticipation.

The three of you collapse on the living room couch, having gotten drinks from the fridge. You have a lemon-lime, Ayase has water and Courier Six has a beer that was left in the very back, and which neither of you dared to touch. You grab the remote and flip on the TV. It immediately displays an ad about washing machines. But before you can turn to the movie channel and drown out the shrill droning of the salary man, the doorbell rings.

Again.

>Answer it.
>Ignore it.
>Wait for bro to answer it.
>Wait for Ayase to answer it.
>Wait for Courier Six to answer it.
>Custom option.

>>38900376
>Answer it.

Courier Six x Ayase possible?

>>38900376
>Answer it.

>>38900376
>Answer it.
Syoko-chan please.

>>38900376
>Answer it.

>>38900336
>Courier Six’s eye light up at the sight of Ayase
Oh fuck. Goddamnit.

>>38900376
>Answer it.

>>38900376
>Answer it.
"I'll answer, you guys see what movie or show looks good"
Ramses' kitchen nightmares man, that shits addictive.

>>38900376
>Go greet Syoko, because we invited her.

>>38900376
>>Answer it.

>>38900376
>Wait for Courier Six to answer it.

>>38900407
>>38900417
>>38900424
>>38900435
>>38900436
>>38900444
Do you hate fun?

>>38900376
>Answer it.

>38900478
This

Sometimes, the stuff in the character sheet can reveal interesting tidbits about the world of Harem Bro Quest. For example, what's up with Laura's Noble Phantasm Entry? I'll leave you to it.

Writing...

>>38900696
I assume its to do with piercing magic despite her having no magic, which makes me think magic is just another form or energy or something?

>>38900696
She needs crystals?

>>38900696
Out of idle curiosity, how well do buffing effects stack? And does Mad Enhancement interfere with positive morale boosts and the like?

For example, between a Rousing Speech, Idol Voice, Buff Shrooms, possibly buffs from Doc and Bard, and Mad Enhancement, can Kazuya hit EX Str and End?

>>38900696
>You don't have enough power to break past the shadows of Carnwennan!
>Carnwennan
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnwennan

>>38900865
>>38900892
why does she have it?

>>38901015
Rapemurder?

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>>38901027
Forgot pic.

>>38900980
And Syoko has her Mass Hallucination NP. Guessing we need to spend more time with them or help solve their problems to unlock their abilities. Like Syoko's depression and loneliness.

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You open the door, and immediately wish you hadn’t. A sinking feeling drops into the pit of your stomach. Gray Soul starts barking madly in your mind, and you can feel the tendrils of its madness beginning to leech into you. It is the sensation you get when a terrifying battle is about to begin. You grit your teeth and face the music.

Standing in front yard, are Hatoko, Kurumi, Sachiko and Laura, all of whom have determined expressions and cold eyes. Neither of them have their weapons out, and yet the tension is palpable in the air. Oh, and Syoko is there too. She’s at the very back, cradling a pot of mushrooms, and trying to not be noticed. You can’t exactly blame her.

“What are you guys doing here?” You question.

“We are here for a serious matter, Kazuya-kun.” Hatoko begins.

“Is Tatsuya in?” Laura says. “We would like the speak with him.”

“Please do not obstruct us.” Sachiko smiles. “It will be very bad for you if you do.”

“Um, good morning, Kazuya…” Syoko whispers, from the very back. “I brought some healing mushrooms for Tatsuya…”

“Ooh, thanks. This is fantastic, Syoko.” You say, giving her grin and walking forward to receive the flower pot. “Yeah, bro is in. Why wouldn’t he be? And what do you four want with him, anyway?”

The moment those words escape your mouth, the four members of the harem flourish official looking forms. The same forms Ayase had used to gain residence at your bro’s house. You do not like the look of these forms.

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“It’s unfair that Ayase gets to stay at Ta-kun’s home.” Hatoko says. “That’s why we all applied for the same rights as her.”

“As Germany’s representative, it was easy for me to procure documents of this nature.” Laura says, crossing her arms and nodding.

“My connections did wonders for me.” Sachiko looks positively delighted.

“I had to…coerce the government, if you know what I mean…” Kurumi says, raising a finger to her mouth.

“Well, I applied for the form using the standard channels. Since I’m a member of the party of thirteen, they said it was okay.” Hatoko continues.

“Anyway!” Laura interrupts. “Let us in. I demand an audience with my fiancée.”

So much for a quiet, peaceful lunch…

>“What the hell?”
>“You do realize that his house isn’t big enough?”
>“Fine, but only if you promise not to make a ruckus.”
>Custom option.

>>38901156
>Oh, and Syoko is there too. She’s at the very back, cradling a pot of mushrooms, and trying to not be noticed.
She has been noticed.
>The same forms Ayase had used to gain residence at your bro’s house
Fuck.

>>38901187
>>“Fine, but only if you promise not to make a ruckus.”
Six is watching a movie with Ayase and me While bro cooks.
Signal to Six to be ready to help bro escape.

>>38901187
I know that you don't count combined options, but i don't see why these two options:

>“What the hell?”
>“You do realize that his house isn’t big enough?”

can't be combined.

>>38901187
>Custom option.
"They're going to be building expansions on this place, aren't they?"
Notify Bro his home is being violated and that we need more food.

>>38901015
Since the Schwarzer Regen II is 'augmented with the powers of a myriad of Infinite Stratos' (not sure if 'myriad' is the best word there, by the way), I will assume that this means that it has been augmented by parts from other ISs. Specifically, Laura has access to Reiraku Byakuya because the original user (Orimura Chifuyu) was KIA.

>>38901187
>Custom option.
Turn away from the girls, and angle your shades so that a theoretical camera would be able to catch the glint. Mutter 'just according to keikaku' to yourself, followed by 'keikaku means plan'.

>>38901187
>“You do realize that his house isn’t big enough?”

>>38901187
>>“What the hell?”
>>“You do realize that his house isn’t big enough?”

>>38901187
>“What the hell? No seriously what the fuck?"

>>38901254
This, please.

>>38901187
>Wordlessly walk back in and close the door behind you.

>>38901187
>“Fine, but only if you promise not to make a ruckus.”

>>38901187
>>38901254
BACKING. Also grin smugly.

>>38901187
>>Custom option.
About face and go get our bro.
>Look bro we went over all this so I know where you were coming from when you let this happen, but you need to see this shit from my perspective. Now do deal with your new housemates.

>>38901187
>“What the hell?”
>“You do realize that his house isn’t big enough?”

>>38901187
>>“You do realize that his house isn’t big enough?”

>>38901187
>“You do realize that his house isn’t big enough?”

>>38901187
>“What the hell?”
>“You do realize that his house isn’t big enough?”
Though I feel like they might have something for the second one.

>>38901187
>>Custom option.

So, Sachiko did you already order a construction crew to rebuild the house with more rooms?

Who voices Kazuya and Tatsuya in the Dub of the anime?

>>38901472
Original Kazuya is voiced by Norio Wakamoto.
Dub Kazuya is voiced by Brian Blessed.
It's those glasses, man.

>>38901569
>>38901569
I think Michael Jones could do a good dub voice. He does Sun in RWBY, and Sting in Fairy Tail.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyhfJ407pqs

>>38901625
More like the arrow guy, holy shit. That is some beautifully hammy stuff right there.

>>38901625
Damnit Hitler, why can't you do anything right!?

>>38901625
Surprised that was him. Voice is really different from the usual. He can pull off arrogant pretty well but I think Kazuya's a lot more laid back. Well, fighting his bro in an intense battle aside.

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You cross your arms and glare at them. “Guys, you do realize that bro’s house isn’t big enough for the four of you?” One would think that the several world-saving heroes would’ve long since thought of this snag, but apparently not! All of them appear to be reconsidering their plans, including Sachiko, who is 4.0 GPA student, and Laura, who is the world’s strongest IS user. Hatoko is the first to speak.

“In…in that case then, one of us will just have to…” Her voice trails off and her face turns crimson. She is unable to speak any further.

“Sleep with Tatsuya-kun? Ara ara, I think that is a wonderful idea.” Kurumi smiles exquisitely. Hatoko turns even redder, something that you did not think was possible.

“And someone will have to sleep on the floor.” Laura eyes Sachiko critically. “I nominate Koshimizu.”

“Ooh, well since Tatsuya-kun’s house is so small and pathetic, it falls to me as the most generous of the group to provide him adequate living facilities.” Sachiko takes out her phone and begins tapping away. The entire time, her trademark grin is present. “Let’s see…how does the Koshimizu estate sound? A nice big room, for just the two of us…”

You sigh and shake your head at the resulting squabble from Sachiko’s declaration. This really isn’t the time and place for this. If these girls weren’t your closest friends…

Syoko walks up to you, nervously. “Uh…K-kazuya…”

“Hmm. Oh, Syoko. Thanks for coming. You feeling alright?” You say.

“I-it’s nothing…” She says, fidgeting. “I’m glad I could be of help. The sun is kinda bright, though…”

“Let’s get you inside, then.” You grin, putting a hand on her shoulder. She trembles a bit, before relaxing. You’re not entirely sure why. “We might as well ask the rest as well…”

>>38901809
Try this a little more relaxed. then again Neptune (blue hair) does have that very laid back feel as well

https://youtu.be/PzPZ6joXq5Y?t=5m37s

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So after breaking up the fight, or to be more accurate putting it on hold for a while, you and the five new guests enter the living room. Ayase and Courier are fully immersed in a movie on the television screen. It’s a romantic drama, about the daughter of a demon meeting a human warrior and the two of them falling in love. How does the story end? You’ve definitely seen it before, but you can’t remember.

“Oh, Kazuya.” Ayase begins. “Who is it—what are you all doing here?” she shrieks.

HELLO EVERYONE. Courier Six scribbles. HATOKO. KURUMI. LAURA. SACHIKO. DID YOU COME TO TALK TO THE BOSS?

“We are your new roommates.” Kurumi says flatly, “Did you think that we would let you have Tatsuya-kun all to yourself?”

“He’s my cousin!”

“Irrelevant.” Laura growls, her voice as deadly as a silent gunshot.

What will you do?

>Try to calm everyone down.
>Tell your bro about the new guests.
>Ask Courier Six for help.
>Get Syoko settled in.
>Custom option.

>>38901895
>>Tell your bro about the new guests.
Six If they get rowdy I am entrusting you to save the valuables and bros keepsakes ok?

>>38901895
>Ask Courier Six for help.

"Can you hold the fort here for a second?"

>>38901895
>Ask Courier Six for help.
Then
>Tell your bro about the new guests.

>>38901850
>“Let’s get you inside, then.” You grin, putting a hand on her shoulder. She trembles a bit, before relaxing. You’re not entirely sure why.
We're the dense protagonist, now.
>>38901895
>Get Syoko settled in.
>Custom option
Quietly ask her if she has anything on hand that could mellow the girls down a tad.

>>38901850
Hnng. Syoko is just adorable.

>>38901895
Ask Courier Six to keep them busy while we tell bro about them.

>>38901895
>Get Syoko settled in.
>Try to calm everyone down.

>>38901895
>Custom option.

Contemplate moving to a new city

>>38901895
>Get Syoko settled in.
They'll tire themselves out in a bit.

>>38901895
>Tell your bro about the new guests.
then
>Get Syoko settled in.

>>38901895

Let the girls sort themselves out. Bro should hear them shortly.

Ask courier to make popcorn too.

>>38901895
Get 6 to make the forms and all relevant paperwork disappear.

>>38901895
>>Get Syoko settled in.

>>38902126
Why do i feel letting 6 any where near a microwave will lead to nothing good?

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>>38902178
A TOASTER IS JUST A DEATH-RAY WITH A SMALLER POWER SUPPLY!

>>38901895
Lets
>Get Syoko settled in
Then
>Tell your bro about the new guests

>>38902327
Right, so on the list of things to keep away from 6, we now have microwaves, and toasters. Gonna throw mugs on there for good measure.

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The living room is beginning to turn into, for a lack of a better word, a complete clusterfuck. The harem members are arguing, Syoko is standing to one side unsure of what to do, and Courier Six is busy watching the movie. It would be difficult to solve this. Well, one step at a time. That was how you got through life.
You turn to Syoko. “Hey, you want anything to drink?”

“Drink? Well, uh…um…anything is fine.” She looks away from a bit and gives a nervous smile. “I can have whatever you’re having…”

“Alright, one lemon-lime coming right up.” You take her to the dining room and get her seated. Today Syoko has opted to wear an aqua-green hoodie with the image of mushrooms on front. As usual, she’s got short shorts on and her hair is uneven with one side braided. Still, that was good old Syoko for you. It would be weird if she wasn’t partially messy. You give her the drink and she takes a grateful sip.

“Thanks, Kazuya…” she say softly.

“No problem. It’s what friends do.” You reply. Then you turn towards the kitchen. From there, the scent of fried rice and cooked meat is wafting outwards. Your stomach gives an audible rumble. Or perhaps that was Gray Soul demanding food. Those two aren’t exactly exclusive. As tempting as it is to just stuff happen, you have a job to do.

You enter the kitchen. Your bro is currently sizzling some buk choi in vegetable oil. It smells delicious, as always. You tap him on the shoulder.

“What’s up?” He says.

“We’ve got guests.” You say bluntly. “Hatoko, Kurumi, Laura and Sachiko.”

“Crap, really?” Your bro exclaims. “This means I have to prepare more food. Could I get you to give me a hand?”

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“Crap, really?” Your bro exclaims. “This means I have to prepare more food. Could I get you to give me a hand?”

“That’s true, but that’s not I’m leading up to here.” You continue. “You know that form Ayase got to live with you? They’ve all applied for one now.”

Your bro looks surprised, before turning somewhat serious. “…this is that harem stuff you were talking about, right?”

“Yeah.”

He sighs. “I understand. The time has come, huh? What should I do, then?”

>Just kick them all out.
>Set up a roster for the girls.
>Move into a much larger house.
>Move into the Koshimizu estate with everyone.
>Custom option.

>>38902608
>Move into a much larger house.
Or get this one remodeled. I don't think we could get them to leave.

>>38902608
>Custom option.
"What do you think is best, bro?"

>>38902608
>Move into a much larger house.
"We plan, brother. And get a bigger house."

>>38902608
>Just kick them all out.
''Start to demand, to show that you have control over your life. Tell them you has the final word in this shit.''

>>38902608
>>Just kick them all out.

Tell them you need some space bro.

>>38902608
Was this house a rebuild of his family home or is it still the original? Because if it's the original I can't imagine him wanting to move out.

That said
>Move into a much larger house.
would be the easiest thing to do.

>>38902608
>Just kick them all out.

They'll be mad but they'll all be treated fairly.

>>38902608
>>Move into a much larger house.

Or get this one remodeled.

The girls will have to bunk together until then.

Have them promise to each other and you to certain ground rules.

Whomever follows the rules best ends up getting a date on the weekend, rotating.

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>>38902608
Oh man what do we even do with this.
>Just kick them all out
I mean it seems fairest.

>>38902608
>Move into a much larger house.
>Or extensively renovate this one.
>Set up a roster for the girls.

For the time being cope with extra futons, and people sleeping on couches.

Set up ground rules, rotate private time fairly between them, play it fair, make sure to set aside time for yourself.

>>38902608
>Custom option.
Get some reality show producers in on this, they'll be able to sponsor bro moving to a larger house without him becoming beholden to Sachiko in the process.

>>38902608
>Move into a much larger house, expand upon this one, or move into the Koshimizu estate with everyone.

>>38902608
>Move into a much larger house.

>>38902608
>Custom option.
Temporarily move into a larger house while we renovate this house.

>>38902608
>Just kick them all out.
Not sure moving them all in at this time is the proper course. Plus they should have asked bro to move in anyway. Highly rude of them.

>>38902608
>Just kick them all out.

You need to set boundary man

>>38902608
>Just kick them all out.

This will undoubtedly crush Ayase, which is good cause I think Courier Six has a thing for her.

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“You could always move into a bigger house.” You say. “That way, all five of them would have space to live in.”

“But where would I find one?” Your bro muses.

You shrug. “Ask Sachiko. She’ll know. Hell, if you ask her nicely she’ll probably construct a five-story flat, just for you.”

“Okay, but where would I stay when it’s being renovated?” Your bro questions.

“Uh, Sachiko again?” Actually, that wasn’t a good idea. Knowing the four other girls, they would storm up to the estate door waving torches and pitchforks. Or rather, blasts of magic and light machinegun fire. “Heck, you could bunk in with me. My parents haven’t minded you sleeping over.”

“Well, Kazuya, uh…I have to think this over.” Your bro says, turning back to the frying pan. It’s not helping, distracting him from making a critical choice. You can’t blame him; your bro loves his cooking. “It sounds like a good idea, though.”

“I’ll leave you to it, then. Better tell the girls before one of them hurls the TV out the window…”

You head back into the living room. Thankfully, no household appliances have been ruined, maimed or obliterated. In fact, the movie had reached the climax. Courier is watching intently, staring at the main girl tearfully sobbing into the main boy’s chest, and you swear there is a bit of moisture running down the insides of his gas mask. It could be from all the fogged breaths, though. You still don’t know how the story ends, and you’re not sure if you want to.

So far, the argument hasn’t reached physical levels, but you can tell it’s about to. Hatoko is charging up lighting in her hands, Kurumi has taken out one of her pistols, Laura has a navy blue sniper rifle, Sachiko’s palms are glowing gently and Ayase has traced Carnwennan.

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“Do you need some help?”

You turn around to see Syoko standing there, a pale red capped mushroom in her hands. You recogniz it as a sedative. Whenever one of your crew went on a rampage, Syoko would shove a bit of the shroom into their mouths, instantly calming them down. The party's doctor verified that there were no harmful side effects. “Take this, Kazuya…there’s enough for all of them.”

“Thanks. Hopefully I won't need it.” You grunt. Then you focus on the five girls.

How to begin?

>Slam Gray Soul on the ground.
>Shout for them to shut up.
>Notify them of the your bro’s new decision.
>Psyche them out.
>Custom option.

>>38903321
>Psyche them out.
Need to troll

>>38903321
>Psyche them out.

>>38903321
>Slam Gray Soul on the ground.
>Shout for them to shut up.
>Notify them of the your bro’s new decision.

>>38903321
>Psyche them out.
we shall use our amazing powers of reverse psychology

>>38903321
>Custom option.
"You know... Bro is cooking this big delicious meal and here you all are fighting. After pushing your way into his house without his consent, I really wouldn't risk disappointing him further..."
Guilt soul activate.

>>38903406
This needs a skill.

>>38903406
>>38903321
This.

>>38903321
Oh, now I'm definitely hoping that Syoko being shy with us is because of a crush and not just because she's shy with everyone. She's rapidly shaping up to be best girl.

>>38903321
>Custom option.
>>38903406
Guilt them into behaving sounds like a good plan

Also it doesn't disturb the movie too much

>>38903321
>Custom option.
>>38903406
Guilt Trip Go!

>>38903321
>Custom option.
I'm liking the guilt trip suggestion people have been making. Though I guess that could fall under "Psyche them out", not custom option, but this way it's clear how we want to mess with their heads.

>>38903321
>>38903406
Supporting.

>>38903321

Guilt Soul unlocked

>>38903406

>>38903321
>>38903406
This

>>38903321
Supporting:
>>38903406

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“What do you mean.” Laura snarls, clenching her teeth, “That I am unfit to be my wife’s husband?”

“I mean that you have no womanly charms.” Sachiko rebuts, smirking. “What can a hardened military type like you can do?”

“At least my meals don’t taste like the backside of an ammunition dump!”

“You know girls.” You begin, quietly. However, you radiate a bit of your presence, catching the attention of everyone in the living room. Except Courier Six, who is patiently watching the epic fight on the television screen. “Bro is cooking this really delicious meal for you all.”

“What about it?” Ayase says.

“After you guys barged into his house without his consent.” You continue. “Would you really risk disappointing him any further?”

That strikes them. If there was one thing the girls actively tried to prevent, it was disappointing the target of their affections. Doing so would lead to indifference, and ultimately standing zero chance in the Aragaki-bowl. Granted, your bro was a really kind person and would never consider abandoning any member of his nakama, but the fear was still there.

They contemplate this for a while.

“Perhaps we might have been too hasty, ladies.” Kurumi finally says.

“Yes. Ta-kun has been nice to us, and we shouldn’t break his trust.” Hatoko mutters.

“Fine, then. A truce, until we find the proper battlegrounds.” Laura states. The girls agree, and they all settle down.

“Thanks.” You say, appreciatively, “Look everyone. Bro is considering applying for a bigger house. Maybe once he makes his decision, and it’s fully built, you guys can share or something. It hasn’t been set in stone, so don’t get your hopes up.”

Much nodding and understanding follows. You breathe a sigh of relief. Now to...

>Let Ayase know that she should leave.
>Give the mushroom back to Syoko.
>Watch the movie with Courier Six.
>Help bro with lunch.
>Custom option.

>>38903950
>>Give the mushroom back to Syoko.
>Watch the movie with Courier Six.

>>38903950
>>Give the mushroom back to Syoko.

>>38903950
>Give the mushroom back to Syoko.
>Help bro with lunch.

>>38903950
>Give the mushroom back to Syoko.
>Help bro with lunch.
Bro did ask us to help. But we should give the mushroom back first, just so we don't get mixed up and add it to the stir fry by accident.

>>38903950
>Prep 'surprise' dish with mushroom.

Just in case.

>>38903950
>Give the mushroom back to Syoko.
>>Help bro with lunch.
He wanted our help ealier.

>>38903950
>>Give the mushroom back to Syoko.
>>Watch the movie with Courier Six.

>>38903950
>Give the mushroom back to Syoko.
>Help bro with lunch.

>>38903950
>Give the mushroom back to Syoko.
>Help bro with lunch.

The hive-mind is pretty strong today

>>38903950

>Watch the movie with Courier Six.

>>38903950
>Give the mushroom back to Syoko.
It was a good insurance policy.

>Help bro with lunch.
He did request it of us.

>>38903950

...Right, so the non-parallel indents might have been fully intentional judging by how they're still non-parallel behind the logo...

We should get a Siberian Husky

>>38904336
Agreed.

>>38904336
>>38904360
A grey one.

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>>38904336
No. A husky/ tibettan mastiff hybrid

>>38904421
How a bout A dire wolf/ Ice wolf?

>>38904421
>>38904382
It resolves everything.

>>38904421

That looks like a Dire Siberian Husky.

Just perfect.

>>38904433
This is the size of a dire wolf.

>>38904421
Holy fuck that is massive. Perfect.

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Man, you are glad that’s over. Less stress is always good news. You walk back to Syoko, and hand over the shroom. “Here, Syoko. I don’t need it anymore.”

Much to your surprise, she shakes her head. “You can have it, Kazuya…” she says.

“But what am I supposed to do with it?”

She shrugs. “Who knows?” She whispers, smiling faintly, “Maybe one day you’ll find a use for it. I’ve bred a lot of them back at home, so I won’t miss one…”

You blink, then you grin. “Well then, I won’t hold back. Thanks, Syoko!”

Then you decide to head to the kitchen and help your bro with your lunch. He did ask you after all. You won’t be able to help with the heavy dishes, but you can do basic stuff like chopping up vegetables or washing dishes. In a sense, you’ll be his assistant. As you enter the door, you catch a glimpse of the television screen. It’s reached the final stages of the movie. Hatoko and Laura have joined Courier Six on the couch.

Ah, so that was how the story ends. The demon girl and the human boy kiss, then they make the decision to…

The next thirty minutes pass by quickly. Your bro makes more rice, more vegetables and a lot of meat. You help him pile it all on plates and bring it to the dining room. It smells heavenly, and you can see the more ravenous members of the group drooling at the sight. When everything is ready, the nine of you pile into your seats.

“Itadakamisu!” you all shout, except for Courier Six, who writes it on his tablet. Then takes his plate and heads upstairs to eat. The rest of you simply dig in.

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Like water flowing down a stream, the afternoon goes by leisurely. You spend the rest of the day hanging out with your friends, chatting to each other and playing games. Kurumi asks if she could play Kancolle FPS with you, and promptly beats you five times out of eight. Laura and your bro engage in a little light sparring in the backyard. Courier Six suggests poker, and is immediately shot down by everyone in the vicinity. He responds to this by drawing a sadface emoticon on his tablet.

The sky is orange and red. Your friends are beginning to head home. You are doing the same. On the way to the front door, you catch Syoko putting her shoes on. She’s getting ready, herself.

>Ask to walk home with her.
>Tell her that you’ll chat to her later tonight.
>Say goodbye and head off.
>Custom option.

>>38904421
>tibettan mastiff
>not Caucasian Shepherd

>>38904554
>Ask to walk home with her.

>>38904554
>Ask to walk home with her.
Let's ship, dudes!

>>38904554
>Ask to walk home with her.
It would be decidedly ungentlemanly to not escort the lady home.

>>38904554
>Ask to walk home with her.

>>38904554
>Tell her that you’ll chat to her later tonight.

>>38904554
>>Ask to walk home with her.
We need to give bro some time with his harem, a chance to talk stuff out while they're being well behaved

>>38904554
>>Ask to walk home with her.

>>38904554
>Ask to walk home with her

Make a move boy

>>38904554
>>Ask to walk home with her
You're gonna give me a heart attack with these pics, TT.

>>38904554
>>Ask to walk home with her.

>>38904554
>Courier Six suggests poker, and is immediately shot down by everyone in the vicinity. He responds to this by drawing a sadface emoticon on his tablet.
3moe5me
Wonder how he'd do in games without a chance element, like chess or checkers or go?

>>38904531
>Ah, so that was how the story ends. The demon girl and the human boy kiss, then they make the decision to…
WHAT HAPPENED DAMN YOU

>>38904554
>Ask to walk home with her.
"What sort of friend would I be if I let you walk home alone? A terrible friend, yes indeed."

>>38904554
>The demon girl and the human boy kiss, then they make the decision to…

To what? TO WHAT?

>Ask to walk home with her.

Density ho!

>>38904645
>density
we ain't no harem protag anon

>>38904645
We aint no haremist like bro. we might not be super smart but we'll catch on soon.(if we haven't already)

>>38904710
I legitimately didn't know she wants Kaz.

Does she?

>>38904789
She's shy. Think Kaz is still feeling her out Since her being shy could be the cause of how she acts. Or she could like us. Can't say yet.

>>38904789
>Does she?
I'm still not convinced

>>38904789
Don't think any of us know for sure either, it just feels like it, which is why we're going for an options like this to see what happens. I hope it's the case though. Syoko's looking to be best girl

>>38904852

Yeah. Not to mention as the only other female not linked to Tatsuya's harem in the group, she is likely the only one Kaz will have much chance to interact with.

Introducing others may lead to character overload.

Think this points she may be a little interested in Kaz though.

>>38901850
>“Hmm. Oh, Syoko. Thanks for coming. You feeling alright?” You say.
>“I-it’s nothing…” She says, fidgeting. “I’m glad I could be of help. The sun is kinda bright, though…”
>“Let’s get you inside, then.” You grin, putting a hand on her shoulder. She trembles a bit, before relaxing. You’re not entirely sure why. “We might as well ask the rest as well…”

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“Yo Syoko.” You call out. She turns around to stare at you with those pale grey eyes of hers, confused. “Want to walk home together?”

Her cheeks flush a little pink, but she responds anyway. “But I live at Sachiko’s estate…”

“That’s nearby, right?” You say, “It won’t be a problem for me.”

“It’s not in the same direction as your house, though.”

“Eh, if worst comes to worst, I’ll just take the bus.” You respond with confidence.

“Sachiko usually takes me with her…”

“It’ll be fine. Despite what she might say, she’ll understand.”

This seems to get past her hesitation, and she motions you to follow. You notice that her hoodie is up, so that it’s covering her face. After waving goodbye to your bro and the rest of your friends, the two of you set out onto the afternoon streets.

It’s quiet. It’s a Sunday, after all. Only a few people are out and about at this time of the day. Thankfully none of them notice you. The two of you walk towards the nearby intersection and watch the cars such by. You slam a hand on a button on a traffic light and wait for the little man to the turn green.

This entire time, you’ve been moving with Syoko in silence. It’s getting awkward.

Quick, you need to find a topic to talk about!

>“How’s the mushroom stuff doing?”
>“Syoko, you want to come to school with us?”
>“What have you been doing lately?”
>Custom option.

>>38904939
>“Syoko, you want to come to school with us?”

>>38904939
>“Syoko, you want to come to school with us?”
Promise I'll keep the fans away from you.
>“What have you been doing lately?”
Anything new on that Truffle?

>>38904939
>>“How’s the mushroom stuff doing?”

>>38904939

>“What have you been doing lately?”

oh and give her an update on what happened with bro

>>38904987
Going with that...

>>38904939
>>38904987
Seconding

>>38904987
sounds good

>>38904939
>>38904987
This

>>38904939
>>38904987
Done?

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The lights on the traffic light switch from green to red, and the flow of cars screeches to a halt. The little man flashes, signaling that it is safe for the two of you to go. You step forward, and Syoko does the same. The two of you then begin the long climb up a hill, walking across the path that will lead you to the Koshimizu family estate.

“Syoko.” You begin, a little hesitantly.

“Yes?”

“How would you feel about coming to our school?” You say.

Her reaction isn’t one of extreme anticipation, nor is it one of utter disgust. She just looks away for a moment, but you catch a small frown on her lips. “I…I don’t know about that, Kazuya. I’ve never been to school before…”

Yeah, that was right. Syoko had been a homeschooled girl. Her parents had raised her that way. You guess she would be inherently opposed to the concept. But then again, there were laws stating that fifteen-year old girls like her needed to go to class. “Well, I guess school is fun.” You try to convince her. “You get to learn lots of things, and you get to make friends too.”

“Friends…” She pursues her lips. She looks a bit annoyed. “I already have you and the others, though…”

“Yeah, but we can’t be there for you all the time.” You say, and then mentally slap yourself. That was not the right thing to mention. “Look, if you come to A-1 Academy, we’ll support you. Sachiko can pull some strings, and get you into our class. Bro, me, Hatoko and the rest of the girls will keep you company.”

“…” Sachiko doesn’t respond at all.

The silence continues for another minute.

“Syoko, you don’t have to make the decision now. Talk it over with the rest of the party. They can help you decide.”

Syoko looks at you. “Kazuya, do you like going to school?”

That’s… “Well, I suppose I do. I get to meet my friends, and learn new stuff. There’s homework, but it’s nothing I can’t handle.”

Syoko appears to think about this some more. “I see…would you say that school is good?”

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You reach the top of the hill, where the looming and intimidating figure of the Koshimizu mansion awaits. Many stories, many rooms, and many floors. A guard is stationed outside, and appears to have been waiting for Syoko. The two of you stop in front of the wrought iron gates, and you grin at your friend.

“I guess I’ll be heading back now.” You say. Syoko nods.

“Let’s talk later online, then…” She murmurs.

“I’ll hold you to that,” You reply, patting her on the shoulder. “Stay safe, yeah?”

“I…I will.” She gives you a genuine smile. “See you, Kazuya.”

“Later, Syoko!”

You turn around and race down the hill.

The trip back is spent without you saying a word. Today had been less eventful than the ones that preceded it. It was a nice change from fighting your best friend or dragging him across the streets with five angry girls behind. Yet it would not last.

After the night passes, your relaxation will be over. School will begin again, and most importantly you will have to find a way to resolve your best friend’s harem.

For now though, you’ll head home and rest.

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With that...we'll end for day. Thanks to everyone who participated. It feels SUPER to be back and writing.

Thread has been archived here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/38896428/

Next thread shall be...tomorrow! 9:30 pm UTC, as usual.

I will now be answering questions for the next twenty minutes or so, then I have to leave.

>>38900336
>her favourite blade to trace
This doesn't mean what I think it means right?

>>38905382
Thanks for running! So how'd we do?

>>38905393
Well, her cousin is proud user of a reality marble...

>>38905393
No, it probably means exactly what you think it means. Check the character pastebin, she's got Unlimited Knife Works. Not Unlimited Blade Works, she can't do swords, but she has knives down pat.

>>38905382
Thanks for running dude

>>38905382
Thanks for running, Thorn. This was a good thread, nice and simple to ease us back down from the drama. See you tomorrow.

>>38896594
The thing about a party of heroes is that they tend to come across treasure. Lots and lots of treasure. Especially for one who has just defeated the final boss.

>>38899613
He is a dick. Those poor, poor demons, castrated and then killed in bloody explosions...

>>38904336
Kazuya already has a mad beast in his mind and now you want to get him another??? Well, he is a world-saving hero...

>>38904645
>>38904642
Do you really want to know?

>>38905393
What do you think?

>>38905434

Thats scarier then swords. Swords tend to be big and bulky. The sharp pointy things per square foot is much higher with knives and daggers then swords.

>>38905382
So was it intentional that the best girl is the only one outside of our bro's harem?

>>38905469
I'm not animefag
From which anime are those images you post?

>>38905469
Well tracing is a Reality Marble dependent technique and there is only one (two if you want to get nitpicky) who has the Reality Marble. Should we expect an appearance or at least familial relationship with a certain superhero?

>>38905574
Idolm@aster Cinderella Girls, Date a Live, Infinite Stratos, Inou Battle, Ore no Imouto. Kazuya's image is the Lifelong Warrior Friend from BroQuest.

>>38905601
Also RM require a warped mindset so what happened to fuck her up? One last thing, the dagger is King Arthur's NP (interpreted as Invisible Air in the VN). Was there a HGW for her to be able to acquire the blueprints?

Syoko best girl.

>>38905647
As long as it has existed as a knife/dagger at some point in time, Ayase will be able to trace it.

>>38905647
It's not necessarily a RM. She may simply have the personal element of stabby.

>>38899613
Well considering he probably puts live grenades in people pockets that would count as dick-ass

>>38905708
well yes. Bro has many many great girls in love with him. But we only have the one, and she is the best. Gonna be honest, I'm looking forward to when we finally notice (or bro slaps the stupid out of us for a change) and we ask her on a date