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Last night was... trying.

Nin had attempted to expand her repertoire of hairstyles. You, of course, were the victim and unknowing recipient.
There were something like thirteen braids, of varying shapes and sizes in your hair.

It took you nearly an hour to clean them all out.
Which left you with the prior problem of phenomenally long hair, and noone apparently trustworthy enough to deal with it.

It's morning again.
Your friends are gently snoring, dozing in the growing light of the rising sun.
It's nice to be awake early again, you decide.

Sleeping in is relaxing, but you can't help but feel you're losing time whenever you do it.

You stand and stretch, joints cracking, careful to avoid Nin. Who is hanging from the ceiling.
You managed to 'solve' the issue of her wings being too delicate for webbing by wrapping her in a blanket before binding her.
And then you hung her from the ceiling for good measure.

How she managed to fall asleep- or is still asleep, for that matter, is beyond you.

It is, however, exceptionally satisfying.

>Start the day right! Breakfast.
>Relax- your family will show up sometime soon, right?
>You're feeling a bit better- Exercise, clear up that dull feeling.
>Other(?)
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>>38893449
Announcements: twitter.com/REQMX

Q&A: ask.fm/REQM

Character Sheet and Misc:
http://pastebin.com/u/REQM

Archive:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Re-Monster
or
http://archive.moe/tg/search/tripcode/!!7fb3j+Ac+pZ%20/type/op/
or
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rD-MZe51wYI63xxl-tG8dsxj-RWVtJu3S6Gzd6OTJSw/edit?usp=sharing
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>>38893449
>You're feeling a bit better- Exercise, clear up that dull feeling.
>Start the day right! Breakfast
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>>38893449
>breakfast
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>>38893449

>Start the day right! Breakfast.
>Relax- your family will show up sometime soon, right?

Do not anger the mother. DO NOT ANGER THE MOTHER.
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>>38893449
>>You're feeling a bit better- Exercise, clear up that dull feeling.
Mom will be ok with this I'm sure
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>>38893449
>Start the day right! Breakfast.
I suppose if you're a non-lizard that's how you start the day right.
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>>38893523

What do lizards do first, bask?

You can't properly bask without a full stomach. Don't be crazy.
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>>38893449
>You're feeling a bit better- Exercise, clear up that dull feeling.
Just go for a skitter along the river side for some fresh air. Keep it light.

>Start the day right! Breakfast.
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>>38893449
>Start the day right! Breakfast.
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>>38893449
>Start the day right! Breakfast.

Prepare breakfast for our still sleeping friends and family.
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>>38893543
If an empty stomach keeps you from basking properly you haven't grasped the zen of basking properly. You must try that much harder.
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Looking like breakfast!
Writing!
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wait a minute
this isnt okay.
I demand nin being tied to the cieling writeups.
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>>38893640

To my knowledge I certainly have grasped the zen of proper basking.

Just as I have grasped the knowledge that a full belly gives internal warmth to complement the sun's glorious rays, and (should one bask belly-up) increases the belly's surface area to allow basking with increased efficiency.
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>>38893785
With webs. We were going to web her to the ceiling for this indignity
>>
You manage to get free from your friends without waking them.
Well, without waking Sheszka.

Jin is tucked away as usual. Ezzy is currently testing hibernation possibilities.
Nin is on the ceiling.

You step away from the mass of blankets, and the lone wolf immediately rolls into your now unoccupied spot, twisting the body warmed blankets around her.
You resist the urge to sit and pet her like a dog, and head out into the cool morning.

The village is up and about already, men and women moving, working in the dewy morning.
You've been relying a little much on the inn for food for the last few days- Not that it's not good food, but the lack of activity is driving you up the wall.
Maybe you can convince your mother to lift her ruling on doing things when she arrives?

You make a split second decision- there's still ways of getting food without running through the woods stabbing things.
And with that in mind, you turn yourself towards the river.

A simple net or a line or something. Fishing can't be hard, right?

>Nets!
>Rod?
>Jin!
>Other (?)
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>>38894113
>Nets!
>Jin!
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>>38894113
>Rod?
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>>38894113
Would we have any reason to already know that fish like to hang out in eddies and under banks? Because I would say we should earthbend to make it easier
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>>38894113
>Other

Make sure no one else is in the water. LIGHTENING. Gather fish.
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>>38894192
Okay I'm gonna back this just for the hell of it.
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>>38894113
>Jin!
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>>38894113
>>38894192 This sounds funny and no one can complain about exerting yourself
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>>38894113
>Rod?
>Jin!
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>>38894192
Addendum; aim the lightening a good distance up stream so all the dead fish will be carried towards us by the current.
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>>38894192
>>38894113
Its like that scene in the simpsons movie!
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>>38894113
>>38894192
Yes. This is great.
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Attempt fishing via two types of current?

Gimme 2d100, then.
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Rolled 10, 11 = 21 (2d100)

>>38894337
Time to kill bathing people
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Rolled 67, 19 = 86 (2d100)

>>38894337
Zap
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Rolled 6, 9 = 15 (2d100)

>>38894337
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
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Rolled 95, 81 = 176 (2d100)

>>38894337
Rollin' to remember to enter the water AFTER using the lightening.
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>>38894363
>>38894354
>>38894351
>>38894337
This could've gone better...
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>>38894371
Why didn't you roll sooner!?
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>>38894351
>>38894354
>>38894363
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In retrospect this is gonna go about how one night expect lightning fishing to go.
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67 and 19!

writing!
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>>38894469
I know but I definitely want to try it again.
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You stand by the riverside, watching the water flowing and sparkling in the sunlight, white froth building where the stream meets stones.
You could fish in the most classic way possible. A stick, some string, something resembling a hook. Bait.
Or you could cast a net into the river, trawl it for fish and drag it into the shallows with your prize.

But-
Water conducts electricity, doesn't it?
And if your previous attempts are anything to run by, your spear produces more than enough to kill something.
A fish stands no chance!
Right?

There's a vague voice trying to argue that maybe magical lightning doesn't work like that, but you bellow it down and prepare for your breakfast.
A quick check upstream and down shows that you are currently alone.
Aiming is easy.

Of course, if you somehow missed a river you'd probably disown yourself. That's just- no. You'd have to be blind and deaf and probably in a desert or something.

You get underway with a pleased hum, a simple tune lilting in the air around you as you level your spear at the water. Your will coils into the weapon, the stone alights with power, and everything happens all at once.

None of the things that happen are you getting fish for breakfast, though.

The spear discharges like it always does, the roar of air blown away at the molecular level, the sharp scent of ozone invading your nostrils.
Magical lightning, it seems, is not quite electricity.
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>>38895007
It hits the river like it should, of course. But rather than turning the current into an all you eat fish buffet-
The impact point flash boils, detonating, a plume of water and steam blasting several meters into the morning sky.
You're spattered with droplets of water as the river rains back down onto you, and you squeeze your eyes shut and pray that noone saw that.

You've never been a lucky spider.

A scraping sound to your left draws you to turn your head slowly, dread tying your movements down.
There's a whiplike sound as something whizzes past you, plunking into the river and drifting with the current.

The old man you've seen at the gates is sitting next to you, his stool dragged into place, a pipe in his mouth and a fishing rod in his hands.
He glances at you as you catch his eyes, smiling beneath his beard, and shifts his pipe opposite you in his mouth.

"It doesn't work like that at all, missy."

>Just hide your face in your hands.
>Sit down. Pretend like you don't know what he's talking about.
>Maybe a less... intensive fishing method is in order?
>Other (?)
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>>38895035
>Just hide your face in your hands.
Whelp, can't get any more embarrassing than that.
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>>38895035
>>Maybe a less... intensive fishing method is in order?

Will he teach us?
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>>38895035
>Maybe a less... intensive fishing method is in order?
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>>38895035
>>Sit down. Pretend like you don't know what he's talking about.
>>Maybe a less... intensive fishing method is in order?

acknowledged nothing
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>>38895035
>Sit down. Pretend like we were just testing out our spear's lightning powers.
>Ask him if there's a place in town for fishing gear.
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>>38895035
>Maybe a less... intensive fishing method is in order?
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>>38895035
>Maybe a less... intensive fishing method is in order?
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>>38895035
>>Maybe a less... intensive fishing method is in order?
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>>38895035
>Maybe a less... intensive fishing method is in order?
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>>38895035
>Just hide your face in your hands.
>Maybe a less... intensive fishing method is in order?
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>>38895035
>"It would appear that it doesn't, no."
>Maybe a less... intensive fishing method is in order?
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>>38895035
>Commit sudoku
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>>38895035
>Just hide your face in your hands.
>Sit down. Pretend like you don't know what he's talking about.

If I can't see you, then you can't see how much of an idiot I am
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>>38895035
>>Just hide your face in your hands.
>>
A lot of embarrassment, a side of fishing sans elemental fury.

Please be so kind as to give me 2d100!
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Rolled 33, 25 = 58 (2d100)

>>38895271
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Rolled 18, 65 = 83 (2d100)

>>38895271
>>
We need to tell the old man how much we're gonna miss him
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Rolled 86, 45 = 131 (2d100)

>>38895271
Here we go
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Rolled 98, 83 = 181 (2d100)

>>38895271
what could possibly go wrong?
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>>38895342
late again
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>>38895302
We really are.
He's great.
What even is his name?
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86 and 65!

Look at you, not blowing up rivers!
Everyone is so proud.

Writing!
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>>38895418
Hey, the river CHEATED last time.
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So, I just got here and am catching up on this thread.

Why did we ever think of coccooning nin and hanging her up? That will only INCREASE her powers!
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>>38895624
She's not a butterfly.
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>>38895849
Dude, moths do it too.
Moths being coccooning animals is the entire basis of the modern silk industry.
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>>38895923
Seriously this is the 87th thread and you didnt learn that cloned giant spiderwomen are the basis of silk industry
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>>38896001
CLONES DON'T EXIST
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>>38896052
JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS!
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>>38896052
That's what they want YOU to believe
/tinfoilhat
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>>38896052
I think the technical term is 'homunculus doppelgänger' but most people just call them clones.
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>>38896001
God, no. I don't want Lyra going through her own Clone Saga.
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Hours later, nin gets out of her coccoon as the dreaded doublemoth.
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>>38896337
But image the horror mom will face! Having to worry about 2 Layra's, Ten of them, A HUNDRED OF THEM!
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You briefly consider just digging yourself a hole and hiding in it.
Your own personal shame pit.

After a minor internal tussle you settle for taking a seat and sighing.
Wallowing in your own embarrassment never did anything for anyone.

You string together some line and a hook from your spot on the ground. Your wrap one end around your foremost leg, and with an impromptu fishing pole, you go to work.
No bait, though.

The morning is quiet- quiet-er now, with a distinct lack of lightning explosions or steam related geysers. Just the whispery flow of the river, the gentle caress of the breeze and the low sounds of the world waking.
So you interrupt it all.

"That- That is not what I was doing, yes?"
"Oh?"
"I was just, ah. Testing. I was testing my spear."
"Testing the spear you use all the time?"
"I haven't used it on water before."
"I could tell that from the look on your face, lass."

You blush, pursing your lips as you watch your bobbing line.
A twitch- You yank it back, rewarding your self with the wet splat of a fish landing amidst the rocks.
You drag it back and eat the whole thing raw.

The old man chuckles, drawing in a catch of his own, setting it into a bucket at his side.

>I do not know your name.
>See? I can fish. That is definitely not what I was doing.
>I am very hungry.
>Other (?)
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>>38896345
Wait wait wait wait, if we cocoon the doubble moth does it become a tripple moth or a *gasp* quadruple moth?!
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>>38896345
Doublemoth. Writing that one down

Captcha: noo no
Stop telling me what to do captcha
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>>38896394
>>I do not know your name.
What is your name, old man.
I will miss you when I'm not visiting this village.
also,
>I am very hungry.

>>38896401
Don't man. Something scary might happen.
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>>38896394
>I do not know your name.
>I am very hungry.
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>>38896394
>I do not know your name.
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>>38896394
>>See? I can fish. That is definitely not what I was doing.
Sticking to the story!
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>>38896394
>>I do not know your name.
>>See? I can fish. That is definitely not what I was doing.
>>I am very hungry.

Just give me everything
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>>38896368
God no.
no lyra.
Stop being clones.
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>>38896394
So, is the old man going to teach us to fish properly?
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>>38896394
>I do not know your name.
>I am very hungry.
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>>38896600
also,
>eat the whole thing raw
like, in one gulp?
This gives me strange feelings.
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>>38896600

I suspect that's the plan. Lyra is probably picking up on it pretty well, though limited both by patience and being really hungry.
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>>38896345
I initially read that as "bearded doublemoth"
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>>38896628

We are a giant spider.
>>
Confusion and hunger.
The two natural states of the average giant spider.

Writing!
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>>38896600
No he's going to tell us a story named ¨The old man and the river¨, then walking into the river without having bubbles rise and leaves us his fishing rod
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>>38896643
Well, yeah, but that's still pretty impressive.
And, uh, charming. let's say that.
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>>38896638
I would like that.
Old man times are good.
>>38896655
So, lifeguard lyra action figures confirmed?
swimsuits being invented when?
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>>38896798
How would a one-piece swimsuit work for arachne?
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>>38896669
Wait wait wait

Back up a second

It doesn't matter if Lyra is a giant spider, her human parts are still human parts, and human parts can't eat fishes whole, as a general rule. So either that was a small fish, or Lyra can stretch her jaw and throat very wide.

I'm probably not making this any easier for you, am I?
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>>38896847
It wouldn't, really, but I also really want to see it.

Or maybe some kind of lower-strap that is connected to some fixture on her underbelly to hold the parts down.
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>>38896868
Yes, the assumption was that she was swallowing a very large object.
It is no easier on me
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>>38896600
He's going to have us do the Nier fishing sidequest.
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>>38896868
Lyra doesn't have human parts. She has elf parts. This story is still plausible.
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>>38896918
I never played nier.
you filthy consolefag
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>>38896973
Can elves unhinge their jaws?

We should ask Lann about that sometime.
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>>38896868
>can't eat fishes whole

Well, it didn't say she ate it whole. It said she ate the whole thing raw. I assume she chewed.
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>>38896995
Of course. How else will they deliver their venom?
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>>38897014
I asked if it was all in one gulp and got no answer.
Thus I assume it is.
>>38896995
>>38897020
Ah, I see, that explains everything. Elves can swallow fishes whole
and give me lewd feelings via doing so
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>>38897045
>/d/
pls no this is a blue board goddamnit
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>>38897059
Hey, we've not gone anywhere horrible.
It's just charming.
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In any case, you are fishing with your leg, and an old man just watched you blow up a river, then eat a fish raw.
Basically, it can't get any more awkward.

"I do not know your name, yes?"

Smooth, Lyra.
Way to go.

It starts small, of course.
Almost a hiccough. And then it grows. A giggle. A chuckle.
And in short order you've reduced a man decades your senior to tears.

He's dropped his fishing rod to the ground, keeping it in place with one foot, both arms wrapped around his sides as his wheezes, trying to get air into his lungs so he can keep laughing at you.
You stare into the water, so close yet still a thousand yards away.

He eventually stops, once whatever miserable pittance of pride you had left has long fled. He mops the tears from his face and beard, and offers you his hand.
"Lyam."
"Lyra."
"Nice to meet you, lass."
"Please don't ever tell anyone about this."

He chuckles again.
"No promises."
You plant your face in your hands. Only for a few seconds, though. Another twinge shoots up your leg, and you're reeling in another fish in short order.

"Gonna eat that one raw as well?"
"I am very hungry, yes?"
"I don't think fish are gonna fix that."
"Enough fish will."
"Don't you all live upriver? How do any make it all the way down here?"
"Mostly I eat bears."
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>>38897288
"Too gamey for me."
You click you tongue, pulling in another fish.
"Do not disparage bears, yes."
"Lyra likes bears a lot."
"Good morning, Jin."

She murmurs something in turn, spreading her wings.
"Didn't even see you back there, featherhead."
"This is my spot."
"That so?"
"Yes."

"Do you want to help me fish? I am sure everyone will be hungry soon."
You get a hoot of assent, and she hops off your skull, wings beating hard, blasting dust all around as she takes off.
It isn't long before she's skimming the water's surface, snatching fish from below the waves.

You'd be envious except you clearly don't get envious. Especially about fishing.
Never.

>You'll have to let Nin down eventually, right?
>Keep chatting, It's a nice morning.
>Wade out there with a net. This is taking too long.
>Other (?)
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>>38897313
>>Keep chatting, It's a nice morning.
it really is.
We should send someone for nin at some point, too.

>You'll have to let Nin down eventually, right?
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>>38897313
>>Keep chatting, It's a nice morning.
>>Wade out there with a net. This is taking too long.
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>>38897313
>Keep chatting, It's a nice morning.
>Wade out there with a net. This is taking too long.
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>>38897313
>Keep chatting, It's a nice morning.
dont worry about nin, Shezka will let her down eventually
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>>38897313
>Keep chatting, It's a nice morning.
>Wade out there with a net. This is taking too long.
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>>38897313
>Keep chatting, It's a nice morning.
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>>38897313
>>Keep chatting, It's a nice morning.

>You'll have to let Nin down eventually, right?

No.
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>>38897313
>You'll have to let Nin down eventually, right?
As much fun as this is.
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>>38897413

>>You'll have to let Nin down eventually, right?

>No.

Seconding this on top of my other thing
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>>38897313
>>Keep chatting, It's a nice morning.
>>Wade out there with a net. This is taking too long.
>>
>>38897313
>>38897413
Backing
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>>38897313
>>You'll have to let Nin down eventually, right?
>>Keep chatting, It's a nice morning.

No bully the moth. Chat for a bit then go back and let her down. Leaving her too long would be unnecessarily cruel. And could possibly have her plotting greater revenge.
>>
Nets and morning talks!
Gimme 1d100, and feel free to offer or ask for topics to chat about!
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>>38897553
we gotta let nin down eventaully.
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>38897597
>>
Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>38897597
here we go!
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>>38897597
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>38897597
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>38897597
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>>38897622
>Nets made
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>>38897597
>and feel free to offer or ask for topics to chat about!

Ask him if he was born in this town, or where he came from.
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>>38897671
Did I do good? Am I a successful webspinner?
>>
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>38897597
Ask the old man how he's been. We never see him outside of guard duty.
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94 and writing!

>>38897711
We're all very proud of you, anon.
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>>38897736
Don't crits count to first 5?
>>38897723
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>>38897749
my post would have been earlier, but captcha gave me posting errors.
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>>38897749
Let's no open that can of moths.
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I still demand baby pictures of worm-nin.

And puffy-jin.

Puppy shezka can come or go.
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Food delays. I need to apply fire to dead animals.
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>>38898139
Just melt it with your acid venom fangs.
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>>38898172
No that totally ruins the flavor
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>>38898208
Milkshake mode is best mode, you don't know what you're talking about.

Also we've yet to try the multiple-meat-shake. We really need to.
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>>38898172
No Slurry

Want taste and texture
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>>38898239
>>38898208
Fuck texturefags.
Slurry is most delicious.
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>>38898284
Blasphemous Maggot

Go back to your baby food
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Weird, first time in a while that Hue hasn't gone off on a ramble about his side projects and/or his unwillingness to commit to them.
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>>38898322
It is our right and privilege as elves to be able to eat slurryfood.
To waste this is spitting on your heritage. And on good taste.
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>>38898359
He's just being an attention whore at this point anyway.
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Back and writing.
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>>38898926
Huzzah!
Time for more old man stuff and inevitable ninvenge.
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>>38898475
>Implying I wasn't an attention whore to begin with
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You draw the line in, freeing your leg.
He's right about one thing, at least- it takes an awful lot of fish to feed you. And you have other people to feed, as well.
Jin is working hard, picking fish from the water like it was nothing at all, but-
Well, you should do your part.

You shift a bit to get a better seat, drawing silk as you start to weave yourself a net.
The old man smiles, but doesn't say anything as his flicks his own rod, sending the hook back towards the river.

You opt to fill the silence.

"So. What do you do in town?"
He snorts.
"That's quite the question."
"I don't... think so? It is just a question, yes."

"There's all sorts of things people do in towns. And some that people'd rather keep to themselves."
You're drawing a blank.
"I don't think you're pretty enough to have an 'embarrassing' sort of job."
He cackles, slapping his knee and drawing another fish from the river.

His fingers work quickly, prying the hook from its mouth, dropping it with its cousins in his bucket. He shakes his head as he casts again.
"I just live here, Lass. I did my part soldiering too far to ever go home, so I made a home somewhere else."
"Mmm. Do you like it here, then?"
"Course! The women are nice, the monsters are nicer, and the men actually do their damn jobs!"
"So you were in charge of people? An officer?"

He gives you another look.
"You all grow up too damn fast."
"I am not sure if that is a comment about being to smart, or if you are looking at my legs again."
"You still remember that?"
"I do not forget much, yes."

He snorts as you pick yourself up, wading out into the river and casting your net wide.
A few stones see to it sinking, and it isn't long before you're drawing back enough fish to feed- Someone, anyway. MAybe not you, but Jin has her catch as well.

You wrap it all, bidding the old man a good day and making for your sister's house.

>A little cookout outside!
>Free the moth! From the ceiling, anyway.
>Maybe Elle put in a kitchen?
>Other (?)
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>>38899484
>Free the moth! From the ceiling, anyway.
>Maybe Elle put in a kitchen?

Let's have lunch with nin and shezka
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>>38899484
>outside cookout
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>>38899484
>Free the moth! From the ceiling, anyway.

Time out is over now. Behave.
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>>38899484
>>Maybe Elle put in a kitchen?

If there isn't one we'll summon a kitchen.
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>>38899484
>A little cookout outside!
>Free the moth! From the ceiling, anyway.
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>>38899484

By the way REQM... are we ever going to have an interlewd?
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>>38899484
>>A little cookout outside!
>>Free the moth! From the ceiling, anyway.
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>>38899484
>Free the moth! From the ceiling, anyway.
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>>38899484
>Free the moth! From the ceiling, anyway.
>Maybe Elle put in a kitchen?
We will christen the new kitchen. Assuming there is one.

If not
>A little cookout outside!
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>>38899484
>Free the moth! From the ceiling, anyway.
>Maybe Elle put in a kitchen?
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>>38899578
Depends, is Lyra ever going to find the right guy?
Unless its something about dear mothers adventuring days with dad.
>>
Guys! The longer we wait to free the moth the more hilarious it'll be.
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>>38899639
She already found the right moth, so no worries there.
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>>38899669
Then I guess we're not having an interlewd.
Now everyone stop talking about this topic
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>>38899484
>Free the moth! From the ceiling, anyway.
We don't want her actually getting sad.
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>>38899709
never
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Kitchen examinations and moth freeing!

Writing!
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>>38899709
We never needed one, Nin is already lewd enough in the main story.
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>>38899709
someone was getting wound up with greentext last thread, and claimed to be planning to write lewds. Not hue, either.
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>>38899851
Yes, there is at least one confirmed actual smutfag who will be writing lewds, and people are pushing for other smutfags to write em to... we'll have a lewd sweatshop set up by the end of the week for you guys...
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So, three things.
One, I love how we stick our body through to be in class or just generally in buildings.

Two, what happened to the crowd of kids that used to follow us? Are we not cool any more?

Three. We need to learn skate tricks to be cool to the kids again.
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>38899898
>lewd sweatshop
Rolling for fetish acquisition
Heads
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>>38899931
which sides is heads even!?
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>>38899931
>>38899962
The roll became irrelevant after I thought of cute Elf slavegirls working on toys
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>>38900016
RIP anon, succumbed to yet another fetish...
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>>38899931
>>38899898
The greentext from the other night:
>Nin shivered despite the warmth. Standing stock still, hand held tight at her sides, fists clenched. Her breath, voice, hitching in her throat as the heavy leather strip slip around her neck, her fur displaced as it tightened, buckle sliding slowly into place.
>The spider in front of her nodded once, slowly, her eyes hooded. She licked her lips once, wetting them with a barest glisten of saliva.
>"Do you know who you belong to now, yes?"
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>>38899962
Both.
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By the way, we better have an oregon trail style sequence on the way to elf lands!
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>>38900237
Shit.
And here I thought we'd just get distracted at the nearest town.
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>>38900249
Its definitely not because we already wrote up an oregon death sequence for the caravan we haven't even decided if were joining yet.
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>>38900272
the only thing our caravan could die to is dissentary, we're guarding against all other things.
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>>38900237
Does the spiderbutt float or will we ford the river?
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>>38900313
What about a certain lizard on a log capsizing the caravan while its floating across a river.
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>>38900367
our feet can touch the ground, so we can sort of just pick people up
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>>38900316
She walks along the bottom.

I assume if the water's too deep for any companions on her butt she just blows up the river.
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It's a short walk back to your sister's abode.
The door creaks gently as you make your way inside, a harpy on your skull and a rather large net of fish over your shoulder.

Sheszka's ears twitch in time with your footsteps, and she rouses herself from the blanket pile with a smile.
Nin, still afixed overhead, is less amused.

"Lyyyyyyrrrrrrraaaaaaa-"
"Yes, yes."

You push yourself up, hands reaching to slice the moth free. From the ceiling.
You lower her carefully, dropping her to her feet before making your way through the house.
Elle might not cook, but the carpenters would surely put in some sort of kitchen, right? At least a firepit or-
Oh, here we are.

It seems, however, that Nin simply cannot be pleased.
She hops after you, whining all the way.
You wish she was whining, anyway.

"So bold! Had I known my Queen preferred such-"
"I thought we were past this, yes."
"Past what?"
"The queen nonsense."
"It's not nonsense at all!"

You stop, turning to face her, fish sizzling behind you.
Nin stands in the doorway of the room, still trapped in a blanket coccoon. Web strings wrap at precise intervals to keep her tied, and she hops side to side to stay upright, grinning like a madman all the while.

"I am not sure how to respond to this, yes."
"I am aware of what it looks like."
"Are you?"
"Yes. Do you not what you look like?"

You glance at the fish, flipping it.
Your hand seems almost swollen now, thick and wrongly coloured chitin splitting and cracking all over.
"A bloody mess, yes."

Nin snorts, shaking her head, her antennae bobbing in time with the motion.
"You will figure it out eventually. And I will be there to remind you, all the way!"
"You are far too cheery for someone who spent the night on the ceiling."
"Don't worry. I'll get you back for that, eventually."

You can hear your family calling out from beyond the little moth, the sound of spiders and many voices.
You're definitely worried, though.
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>>38900405
lyra would get SO ANGRY at like, 90% of those.
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>>38900730
>Aaaaand I'll call it here!
>We'll pick up on thursday with family time and paranoia. Somewhere near 230 PM EST.
>Comments, questions and concerns answered in thread!
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>>38900770
Interlewd when?
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>>38900770
dangit.
See you next time!
How do we stave off the nin threat?
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>>38900770
Thanks for running.

>>38900730
>"Yes. Do you not what you look like?"
What word is missing here? "know"?
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>>38900770
Once more thank you for your Quest. Keep up the good work. :)
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>>38900730
>"So bold! Had I known my Queen preferred such-"
Dammit Nin.
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>>38900840
I would say her punishment should be more severe, but she'd like that.

Our only choice is embarrassing her when we can.
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>>38900799
Ceaselessly.

>>38900802
GAH.
Yes, the sentence should be >"Yes. Do you not know what you look like?"

>>38900808
Thanks for playing!

>>38900794
As soon as you write it!
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>>38900840
Actually that reminds me; how does nin know so much about lewds? She's supposed to be a young kid. Is she like us?
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>>38900799
>How do we stave off the nin threat?
Tell her to fuck off? Not that it will ever happen consdering how much people like their one-dimensional anime chliches.
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>>38900915
Its possible, I think.
Or maybe the moth village collects some very 'interesting' books.
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>>38900915
Pretty sure REQM said that she read a lot back in her village. Which means the moths have some pretty lewd literature.
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>>38900915

We don't know yet.

She is very well read. She likely read everything she could get her hands on.
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>>38900915
I think the thing speaking against her being like us is that she seemed genuinly confused about stuff like sugar.
But it might have been a language problem or she had a very unusual human life.
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>>38900994
We need to get more sugar for her.

Too bad I don't know race-specific treats for anyone else in our group, and we can't find caffiene for our race specific treat.
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>>38900913
You forgot to archive again.
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>>38901443
well, someone do it.



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