U IZ MUKIN ABOUT, GREEN ZIX. 'O EVEN KNOWS WOT SIX IS ANYWAY? IF YOU CAN COUNT DAT HIGH, YOU IZ FINKIN' TOO MUCH AN' NOT KRUMPIN' ENOUGH.

The waaaaggghhh is strong with this squig

"WHAT ARE YA DOIN? YA TURNED OFF YER LOOKY THING."

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Great shot git now lets blow dis joint and WAAAAAAAAAAGH

MASSIVE CHOPPA STANDING BY

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>>38889566
BS2 wouldn't get near that exhaust port.

Dees Arnt da boyz you iz lookin' for!

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WAAAAAAUUUURRGGHH!

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>>38889611
>Implying orks wouldn't storm the Death Star en masse
>Implying orks would take the cowardly approach

AN E WAZ A GOOD GIT

>>38889586
OI'Z GONNA YOOSE DA WAAAAAAGH!

These shots are too accurate for orks

NOTHIN' LIKE A GOOD DAKKA BY YER SIDE YA GIT

>>38889646
>Ejects from the Ork wing
>Flies into Exhaust port firing his shoota

DONT GET COCKY YA GITZ

Would an ork use a lightsaber, or would it not be choppy enough.

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>>38889624
It ain't cowardly, it sneaky beaky like.

>>38889822
Light choppa.

>YOUSE FATHER WANTED YOU T' HAVE DIS WHEN YERS LARGE ENOUGH BUT YOUR UNCLE THE WEEDY GROT SAID NAH, COZ HE WAS AFRAID YOU'D GO OFF ON ONE

>WOT IS IT?

>IT'S Y'S FATHERS BIG SHOOTAH, DA WEAPON OF A PROPER ORK NONE OF THIS ACCURACY OR PRECISION GUBBINS. A ORKY WEAPON FOR A MORE ORKY TIME.

>>38889863
>NO YA GIT, WOTZ A "FA-THER"?

>>38889874

>DUN INTERRUPT ME YA LITTLE GROT

>>38889874
>IT'SA 'UMIE WORD FO' NOB YA GROT

>>38889891
>OI I'LL KRUMP YA FO' THAT!
>>38889898
>YOUZ TOO

>>38889822
I think one would figure out how to fire self-sustaining lances of plasma that stay the way they are and don't dissipate like blaster shots.

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>THE BATTLE STATION IS RIGHT KILLY AND HAS GOT MORE DAKKA THAN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE TIMES INFINITY. BUT ALL OF IT'S GUNZ ARE MADE TO KRUMP BIG KROOZERS, FIGHTER-BOMBERS AND THE LIKE CAN EASILY GET PAST THEM DED SNEAKY LIKE.

>STOP MUCKIN ABOUT! HOW'S A WEEDLY LITTLE FIGHTER MEANT TO KRUMP SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

>SHUT IT YA GIT. THE HUMIES THINK SMALL FIGHTERS ARE FOR BIG GIRLS, OR ELSE THEY'D HAVE MORE DAKKA. A PROPER LOOKABOUT ON THE PLANS NICKED BY RUNTHERD LEIA HAS REVEALED THE STATIONS VULNERABLES: THE APPROACH WILL BE RIGHT ARD TO DO, AS YOU GOT FLY IN STRAIGHT LINE. BUT WORSE, YOU'VE THEN GOT TO SHOOT A TARGET LESS THAN TWO BROAD-SIDES OF A BARN WIDE. YOU HIT THAT AND YOU'LL KRUMP THE STATIONS AND IT WILL EXPLODE ALL PRETTYLIKE...OH, AND IT'S GOT ARMOUR SO YOU'LL HAVE TO USE ROKKITS.

> GET FUCKED MATE! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE EVEN FOR A TARGETING GROT!

>WOT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT, I USED TO HIT WHOMP SQUIGS WITH MY FIGHTA BACK HOME, AND THOSE ARE ABOUT THE SIZE OF A BARN.

>STOP GABBIN ABOUT YOU LAZY GITS AND GET TO YOU FIGHTA'S, AND MAY THE WAAAAAGH BE WITH YOU.

>>38889991
>BOSS, WHAT'SA A "BEEG JEERL"?

>>38889566
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Ugly

>>38889969
Yeah but it's so disappointing because there's no blood spray and its not heavy like a propa choppa should be, and there's no heft.

>>38890009
>I SEEN ONE O' DEM, JUST LIKE A REGULAR HUMIE ONLY WITH EXTRA PADDING

>>38890038
Truth, Orks wouldn't like any star wars weapon except for things like Vibroblades and Gaffi sticks.

And honestly they'd probably think the Gaffi stick was proper Orky.

>>38890046
Wots a Gaffi stick?

>>38890056
Its what the Tuskan raiders used to Krump C-3PO and Luke in the beginning of a New Hope.

If I remember right, and i probably don't, the Gaffi stick is like, part blaster, part club, part nerve gas delivery mechanism.

>>38890065
>Needs more Dakka
>Big Big engines too
>And more RED PAINT

>YFW the Ork DEFF STAR production is held up because they can't find enough red paint for it.

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>>38890056

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>NOW DIS IS PODRACIN'

>>38890113
Pod racing is by far the orkiest thing in Star Wars.
>OI WOTZ ALL DIS?
>ITS ME NEW SPEEDA, SEE THEM? THEM'S A KOUPLA FIGHTA BOMBA JETS. JUST TIED THEM TO THE KOKPIT.
>ZOG ME, ITS BOOTIFUL
> ZOG ME, ITS BOOTIFUL

>>38889624
Dat Def Star is well killy, but still not enuf Dakka for Dis Warboss!

>>38890148

>MINES DA BIGGEST SO I'M THE BEST!
>YOU CALL THAT BIGGEST? TAKE A LOAD OF THIS! AND IT'S GOT DAKKA SO I CAN KRUMP PEOPLE WHILST I'M OUT BEING FASTAH THAN YOOZE.
>ELLO ELLO WHAT'S GOIN ON HERE? ONLY TWO ENGINES LADZ? OH DEAR OH DEAR.
>OH ZOG ME, HE'S GOT FOUR ENGINES!
>...SOME OF EM ARE EVEN POINTING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION AS WELL.

>>38890056
it's a shooty choppa

>A long time ago in dat place way over dere....

>STAR WAAAAAAGH! - A New Codex!

>IT'S DA TIME OF A GREAT WAAAAGH!

>SUM GROTS WHAT BE MUKKIN ABOUT IN DEM STARSHIPS, DEY KRUMPIN' FROM A HIDIN' PLACE AND GOTS A BIG WIN AGAINST DEM HUMMIES. DEY EVEN WOT STOLE SUM BIG PLANS TO DA HUMMIE'S PLANS FOR A HUGE PIECE OF DAKKA, WOT CALLED DA DEFF STAR! AN BIG PLACE WIT ENUFF DAKKA TO BLOW UP A PLANET REALLY GOODLY. JUST LIKE MORK, OR GORK.

>BUT DEY'S BEIN' CHASED BY DEM STINKIN' HUMMIES INPEARNRUM. WARBOSS-LADY LEIA BE RUNNIN' HOME ON HER BIG SPACEHULK, HOLDIN' DA STOLEN PLANS DAT CAN SAVE US ORKS AND GET US SUM TEEF AND DAKKA!

>>38889566
BOSS, I JUST 'AD A THOUGHT. HOWZ WE GUNNA BREATHE IN SPACE WITH NO AIR?

>>38890552
>SHUTIT YA GROT! DATS HOW WE'S GONNA GIT DERE. WE'S GONNA HOLDS OUR BREATH!

>>38889611
Orks make snap shots just as well as everyone else

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>>38889566
Hierophant Green standing proud

>>38889991
>THE APPROACH WILL BE RIGHT ARD TO DO, AS YOU GOT FLY IN STRAIGHT LINE

Lost it.

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>>38889991
>>38890113
>>38890148
>>38890187
>>38890523

>>38890228
ITZ'A CHOPPY SHOOTAH

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>>38890523
>>STAR WAAAAAAGH!

Iu git won da zred!

>EPEE-SODE FOIVE: DA EMPSPEREEUM KRUMPS BACK

>IT'Z A RIGHT 'ORRIBLE TIME FER DA WAAAAAGH. DA BOYZ KRUMPED DA DEFF STAR BUT GUD AND NOW DA IMPSPEER- Uh... EMPUREENIUM - DA HUMIES HAZ FOUND DA WAAAGH'S SEEKRIT BASES AND CHASED DA BOYZ ACROSS DA GALAXY.

>DODGIN' DA HUMIES, A BUNCH O' BOYZ LED BY BIG NOB LORK SPACE-SLOGGER HAZ SET UP A NEW SUPER SEEKRIT BASE ON DA PLANET HOT!

>Y'Z IT CALLED HOT, BOSS? IT'Z ZOGGIN' FREEZIN'!

>SHUT UP YA GROT! IT'Z CALLED IRONI-IRONIK- BEIN' FUNNY!

>DA HUMIE WARBOSS DARK FAYDER, (WHO'Z A BIT A BIT TOO FOND OF SPACE-SLOGGER) HAZ SENT FOUSANDS OF GUBBINS IN TA ENDS O' SPACE...

>>38890523
>HOLDIN' DA STOLEN PLANS DAT CAN SAVE US ORKS AND GET US SUM TEEF AND DAKKA
My sides

>>38891332
DAZ NOT ORKY ENUF YE GROT , A TRUE ORK ONLY UZE DA CHOPPIEST CHOPPAZ WITH NO SHOOTY SHOOTY THINGYIEZ , DA SHOOTY THINGIEZ ARE FOR ZNOTLINGZ

>>38890956
You know it

Never change /tg/

>>38891464
>THIS GIT DUZN'T LOIKE CHOPPY-SHOOTY FINGS

YOU'Z MUKKIN ABOUT!

>>38889611
>BS2 wouldn't get near that exhaust port.

That's impossible - even for a computer!

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>>38890187
>...SOME OF EM ARE EVEN POINTING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION AS WELL.

>>38890798

Thanks.

>>38891412

Final battle with Vader.

"The Waaagh is with you young Spess-Slogger. But you are not a Weirdboy yet."

[choppy intensifies]

"Impressive. Most impressive. Orky-Wun has taught you well. You have controlled your Choppa. Now, release your Shoota. Only your DAKKA can destroy me."

[more choppy]

>"I'Z NEVA JOININ' YOUZ!"

"If only you knew the power of the Emprah. Orky-Wun never told you what happened to your Warboss."

>"HE TOLD ME YA KRUMPED 'IM!"

>"No, *pulls off his mask* I'Z YA WARBOSS!"

It's now apparent he's covered in purple paint.

>"YOU'Z... YOU'Z A KOMMANDO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

>40k players think this thread is funny.

Literally 12 year olds and autistic manbabies, so glad I moved on to Infinity.

>>38892674
Dude. That's literally the whole fanbase.

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>>38890084

>>DAKKA, UNLIMITED DAKKA!!!!!!!!

>>38892674
>I'm too refined to have stupid fun on an anonymous image board, but I'm still going to waste my time shitposting about those who do

Youze a real grot, you know dat?

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>>38893460
Da zoggin troof it iz.

>>38892674
OI, YA GIT! YOUZ THINKIN YOUZ BETTAH DAN US?
WE'Z ORKS! DERE AIN'T NOBODY BETTAH DAN US!

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>>38890523
>>38891412
>>38892208


Is there a light and dark side of the WAAAAAAAGH!? what would it be like?

pic unrelated

>>38892674

Corvus Belli plz go.

>>38892674
>Infinity
Literally poop.

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because Orks don't have Emperors

>>38895844
>>38896137

I moved to Infinity too, but I think this thread is hilarious.

>>38895734
DER GORK N MORK SIDEZ A' DA WAAAAAAAAGH!!! YOU GIT!

general ork related question. can their waaagh field affect others? like, how if a space marine chapter was fully painted red, would the ork waaaagh make them move faster? if they were purple, would no ork be able to see them?

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Green Leader standing by!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6aS-32ngwY

Anyone here have a PDF of Deff Skwadron? This thread is making me nostalgic.

>>38892208

>Training with "Yorka"

>A weirdboy'z strength flowz from da WAAAAGH but watch out for DEM SPACE MUHREENS. Dey'z got they own weirdboyz and dey'z ded 'ard.

>IS DEM SPESS MUHREENS STRONGA DAN DA WAAAGH?

>Nah. Dey's ded 'ard and right killy, but Orkz is still da biggest and strongest. A weirdboy uses da WAAAAGH fer FIGHTIN' AN' WINNIN', not bein' a little squig!

>OH ZOG! ME FIGHTA-BOMBA'Z FALLIN' IN TA DA DRINK!

>Get it out wiv yer WAAAGH, ya git!

>IT'S TOO 'EAVY BOSS!

*Yorka gets it out of the swamp*

>JOB'S A GUD UN BOSS!

>Dat's why yer a grot!

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>>38889566
>>38889624
>>38889991
>>38890523
>>38890577
>>38891412

Orks are the only thing that can still make me feel like 12 year old me felt about 40k.
I'm going to go see if I can find my old Ghazgkull and Yarrik models, read pic related and be homesick for days gone by.

Waagh! on guys.

>>38889829
its cunningly brutal

>>38892674
>In this moment I am Euphoric, not because of some silly, immature, grimderp setting, but because I am enlightened by Corvus Belli, that I play for the rules and totally not for the anime-faggotry or literally infinity number of female models with tight butts.

>>38897198
Close enough: http://www.cold-moon.com/40k/Deff%20Skwadron/deff_skwadron.htm

>>38892674
you know a huge amount of us talk about 40k without playing right anon

and im an autistic manCHILD thank you very much

>>38892674
see anon even your fellow infinity players think your a fagot
>>38896910

oh god.

I'm literally crying tears of laughter right now.

Now all I can think of is a bunch of Orkz somehow getting a copy of the original star wars triliogy and making their own version of it.

We totally need a drawfag up in here. We need Ork/star wars art, stat!

>>38898492
IN DIS MOMENT I'Z YUP-YAFOR-HAPPY, NOT BECUZ'A MORK AN' GORK, BUT CUZ I'Z RIGHT CUNNIN'

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I love this thread.

>>38892877
top kek

>>38897172
why are all Rhodesian things loaded with feels

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>>38889566
FLYIN' BRIKK STANDIN' BY

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>>38898492
>literally infinity number of female models with tight butts
To be fair, 40k needs more of those...

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>>38899806
You will take the SoBs and the these lovely, soulless ladies instead.

Anyone here ever play bombers over da sulfa river? Is it fun?

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>>38890187
underrated toast.

>>38898492
You got a problem with butts faggot?

>>38899806
>high heels

I can tolerate no helmet.
I can tolerate boobplate.
But come on. She needs to be able to run.

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>>38892674

>>38900460
Now thats a bait image I've never seen. Imma have to save that.

>>38900577
OC Dont steal pls D':

>>38890084
>>38890228
>>38891332
It jus Chops, stabs, an Krumps!
It's not Shooty...Yet.

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>>38900629
pshhh, nothing personal kid

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this thread is great

semi-related: America is pretty orky

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>>38901510
Is there an Orkier plane than the A-10? It has an angry mouth with a giant gun sticking out of it! The fact that it is basically a gun with a plane built around it makes it extra orky!

>>38889566
"RED ORKTOBER STANDIN' BY."
>>38895734
The dark side is emotion unleashed. Hate, greed, anger, ambition: such powerful feelings are embraced and wielded like a double-edged sword by da Siff.

Da light side iz stormboyz muckin' about wiff da wyrdboyz.

>>38889624
>I know the guy that made this
>fukken sweet nob army that goes along with it
>same guy that did the classic kommandos

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>>38901619

>>38901619
>>38901510
>>38901919
America: fuck yeah!

>>38889829
BLOODY CS:GO

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>>38901919

>>38901619
It also has triple-redundant systems and has been able to fly back to the base after losing an engine, a tail, most of its fuel, and a wing. Oky ain't just about dakka, it's about bein' tough.

>>38901510
...That's a Halo pistol in its right claw.

>>38902427
It also has a robot eye.
And is a bird holding guns.

>'OO'Z DA MORE STOOPID; DA GIT, OR DA GIT DAT FOLLOWS 'IM?

>WHY, YA SCRUFFY, ZOGGIN-STOOPID, SNAKEBOITE-LOOKIN' RUNT 'ERDER!

>DESE AIN'T DA GROTZ YOOZ LOOKIN' FOR!

>>38901510
>>38902455
It also has the Halo legendary difficulty symbol and Mario stars.

And is a bird holding guns.

>EPEESODE VEE EYE: RETURN OF DA WEIRDBOYZ

>LORK SPESS-SLOGGER DONE WENT BACK TO HIS HOME PLANET TO RESCUE HIS M8 HAND SORKO FROM SUM BIG FAT GIT NAMED JABBA THE BUTT.

>LORK DON'T KNO DIS, BUT DEM HUMIES WOT BUILT DA FURST DEFF STAR IS ONLY GONE AND STARTED BUILDIN ANUVA, AND DIS ONE IS A FOUSAND TIMES MORE KILLY DAN DAT LAST ONE

>WEN DIS ERE DEFF STAR (DA NEW ONE, NOT DA OLD ONE. WE'Z STOMPED DAT ONE HAHAHAHA) IS ALL FINISHED AND SHINY AND STUFF, DEY'Z GUNNA TAKE IT OUT O' THE MEKSHOP AND START USIN' ALL DAT DAKKA ON DA BOYZ...

Almost as cool as Orky Hamlet, this thread is.

>>38903536
>Jabba the butt
>butt

To be fair, he does look like something's ass... May actually be a worshipper of nurgle or something.

>>38901882
Terrible, what happened to those kommandos

>>38905061
Dare I ask, what occured? Or is the story too horrible to retell?

>>38905107
They got sold and the guy who bought them destroyed them.

>>38905210
wow.... well, at least he got some cash out of selling his orks.

but shame what happened to them. Terrible, terrible shame.

>>38889566
I 'ope he has a Gretchin reloader to walk out onto the wings and reload those stubbers.

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>OI, BOSS, WE'Z GOTS SOME NEW FLY BOYZ.

>RIGHT, THEN. WHO'S FIRST?

>WELL, HE'S A GROT AND HIS NAME'S GRETTCH.

>NO.

>OYAH. HE'S LOOKIN' FER A PROPPA SCRAP. NOT TOO RIGHT IN THE HEAD, THOUGH. SAYS 'YUB YUB' INSTEAD O' 'WAAAAAGH'.

>YOU'Z KIDDIN', RIGHT?

>OF COURSE I'M KIDDIN'. THE FIRST BOY ON DA LIST IS SOME GIT NAMED FLYANN SANDKRUMPA.

>I'M GONNA GET YOU, JANSORK.

>YUB YUB, BOSS.

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>SO DIS ZZAPPACHOPPA. IT'S A CHOPPA WHAT ZZAPS A GIT WHEN YOU CHOP 'IM WITH IT? I NEED ONE O' THOSE.

>Don't. It's like handing a grot a power klaw.

Come to think of it, you could refluff Only War so you play as Orks instead.
Although, I want to know how I could play an Ork fighta-bomma, are there any rules for aerial combat?

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For Fucks Sake this thread is one of the best threads we've had in while

>>38905400
Oh god...

No Please the world can't handle it.

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Have something made just for the occasion

>>38905823
That...could be a pretty fun campaign. Hell, it'd reward the players for being the murderhobos they are.

> Truly da Star Waaagh 'as begun!

Seriously?

>>38889623
Chewdakka

>>38907759
Yes, anon, we're being completely serious here.

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>Da red ones go fastest
>all of them are as durable as an Ork fighta

>>38908583
>Paint the engines red so they go fasta and the hull blue so it's tuffa and paint pink camouflage on top so it doesn't show up on scans

>>38890076
>YA GIT. YOU'S NOT THROWIN' DA HUMIES 'ARD ENUF!

>Dark Fayder and his right hand gretchin Grot Mob Tarkkin'

>Bent hobo-one Kenobi: OY, LISTEN' UP YA GROT, I GOTS SUMTHIN FER YA FROM YER WARBOSS. HE'S WANTIN' YA TA HAVE DIS WHEN YOUS WAS OLD ENUFF, BUT DA BOYZ WOULDN'T WANT YA TO. DEY FEARED YA MITE FOLLOW ME ON SUM SQUIG-HERDER IDEA'S OF A WAAAGH! LIKE YER WARBOSS!

>Lork Spess-Slogger: ZOG ME DAT'S BOOTIFUL WHEN IT LIGHTS UP, WHUT'S DAT?

>Bent Hobo-one Kenobi: IT'S YER WARBOSS'S CHOPPA, DAT'S REAAAALLY KILLY. DAT DERE'S DA WEAPON OF A WEIRD-BOY NOB. NOT AS CLUMSY OR RANDOM AS A BLASTA; DAT DERE'S A CHOPPA FER A MORE CIVI....FUTUR.... IT'S JUST REALLY ORKY OKAY? FER A THOUSAND SPAWNIN'S DA WEIRD-BOY NOBS WERE DA ORKIEST OF ORKS, FIGHIN' AND STEALIN TEEF IN DA OLD WAAAGH WHERE DEY COULD. BEFORE DA BAD TIMES..... BEFORE DA IMPERUM'S WAAAGH.

>>38909333
>>38889863

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I CALL DIS 'ERE MOBBERENCE TO ORDER. ALRIGHT, YA GITS, LISTEN UP. 'SPECIALLY YOU, WARBOSS DAKKA-EARS. WE'ZE GOTS TA FIND DA POWER KLAW O' WARBOSS VADER.

>>38889822
Maybe the third, the first two would kill themselves with, Ey look, da beam iz commin out 'ere!

>>38909210
>Not Daft Invader

Great now I want a rendition of Star Wars by orks

> WOT U TALKIN' BOUT YA GITZ, OFKORSE ' AN SHOT FIRST
> AND SEKUND
> AN' THURD N FORTH N LODZ MORE TIMEZ

>>38900361
Wouldn't him being a faggot mean he is ok with buts automatically?

>>38909652
Gork 'n Mork clearly sed dat da latest edishun is da definitatinita- proppa edishun. And Han shot afta, to show dat grot wot's wot.

>>38909687
Nuffin' wrong with bein' gay, faggot.

>>38897172
>that picture

Green Leader was in a Canberra not a Hawker Hunter.

>>38909507
so write it

>>38909507
Mandalorians are already Orks. Think about it. They love going a good scrap, they color-code everything, and most of their ships are primitive-looking flying bricks aside from the Starviper, which was commissioned by Xizor anyway so it doesn't count. Their boss is the biggest and the stompiest and they mostly talk in funny accents. And no matter how many you kill, more just keep coming out of the woodwork.

>>38909366
DIS 'ERE GIT IS KEN PULPAGIT, EZE DA BOY OF DA BOY OF WAAAAAAAAGHBOSS PUPLAGIT. 'IZ MOMMA WUZ A HUMIE AND 'EE WUZ RAISED BY TINHEADS.

>>38892674
On your 16th birthday you might realise why this is something a faggot would say.

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>>38909838

>DESE GROTS IS DA MOST DISAPPOINTIN' TING SINCE MY FIRST BOMB SQUIG
>'OW MUCH MORE DED CAN YA MAKE A YARN WHATS ABOUT KRUMPIN? 'S LIKE MUCKIN UP SQUIG PIE.

>>38911072
IZ DA WONG TROUZAS GROTMIT! AND DEYV GONE ALL WEIRD LIKE!

>>38913572
Wallork and Grotmit go to the moon for teef and krump-its.

>>38913572
I love it.

>>38913856
Wallork and Grotmit Krump da Mun
Wallork and Grotmit and da Mek Trowzerz
Wallork and Grotmit Burn a Yarn Shop

>>38914578
Fucking fund it.

>>38889566
Noice X-WAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH

>>38901919
DA LOKHEAD EY SEE SUMZIN' HAS ZOME GOOD DAKKA, BUT AIN'T FAST ENUFF. IT MUCKS 'ROUND DA ENEMY IN CIRCLES.
BUT DA EY TEN IS ORKIER COZ IT MAKES DA GIT INSIDE DIVE INTO DA ENEMY!

>>38905400
HOLY SHIT ! dat reference

>>38898768
Ahh besiege's orkyness.

But lets not forget older games. How orky is THIS?
https://youtu.be/D2YdTeHqnPY?t=1m
https://youtu.be/D2YdTeHqnPY?t=5m44s
https://youtu.be/D2YdTeHqnPY?t=7m23s

>>38889611
>impying the ork wound't just ram the exhaust port

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>>38915810
It's beautiful. I remember one person accidentally created the Tri-Force with his kerbals after a failed attempt to "end the tyranny of the sun".

>>38915928

Killboy would go into the chamber and krump the deactor personally

>>38889611
>"use the waaagh, Lutz"

>"thanks boss"

>>38898337
Yorka needs to mix words as well ya git !

>TO LIFT DA FIGHTA BOMBA, DA WAAAGH YOU MUST USE YA GROT
>YA GIT ! NOT READY YET TO BE DA BOSS YA AR'

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>>38890523
For the love of Mork someone screencap this shit !
I love you /tg/

Not star wars related, but imagine if they found other settings.

>DA DAKKA... MUST... FLOW

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>>38900049
Okay!

>>38900396
To be fair, it's apparently an issue for EVERYONE in this image set...

>>38918394
holy shit those aren't heels but additional dirks at this point.

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>>38918473
Yeah, I thought maybe the Ork Nob had some too, but I can't tell from the thumbnail if she's even wearing shoes...

>>38918394
I think that Krieger is in somewhere cold.

>>38916359
Good 'ol Killboy!

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>>38913856
>Wallork and Grotmit go to the moon for teef and krump-its.
>teef and krump-its.

I think I'm having a heart attack I laughed so hard.

>>38918554
By posture, I think yes, and they have fuck-high heels.

>>38889586
Fucking lost it, 5 star post

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>>38889991
>LESS THAN TWO BROADSIDES OF A BARN WIDE

fucking lost it

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>>38923419
>Wallork & Grotmit And Da Kurse O' Da WAAAAGH-Squig

GorknMork forbid they find the prequels.

EPISODE EYE: DA GHOSTLY THREAT

>The Galactik Republork iz mukkin about. Dey'z not getting enuff teef from those grimy bluies, an' everything's leading to a big krump.

>Wit' sneaky cunnin', da greedy Taur Fraidy-ration have surrounded a bunch of friendly Boyz

>Since the Republork can't stop mukkin' about for a bloody minute, the Warboss's cunnin'ly sent two proppa nobs, just as kumpin' an' sneaky as 'im, to sort this all out...

>"Oi boss, I'z got a few questions. Wazz a Republork?"

>Stop mukkin' about an' lemme finish the story!

>*WHUMP*

Two words.


looted

Deathstar

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>>38914578
>Wallork and Grotmit Burn a Yarn Shop

Leave it to /tg/ to combine my two great loves.

>>38927993
Wallace & Gromit and pyromania?

Who are you? How are you able to have the same passions as me?

IS YOUZ A WEIRDBOY?

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>>38898631
OI GITS, I FOUND ME SUM POWAH ARMAH AND BIG SHOOTY GUNS

NOTHINGS CHOPPY ROUND HERE THO, BUT LOOK AT ME BUM!

>>38892674

Go back to masturbating then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=6437UHhASf4#t=9

This is all your "game" is. Might as well skip the pretence and collect kingdom death models to hot glue.

>>38928181
>Ork recruitment poster

>>38928265
He's gone, mate. Now you're just hurting my feelings.

Can't skirmish players and WAAAAGHs get along?

>>38927971
I don't know... would an Ork just blow up a planet from Orbit? You'd think they'd want to get down in the mud and get stuck in. It's not as fun.
Now empty planets with no fighting? Oh yeah, they'd get a laugh out of that.

>>38924141
Dey no high wheels ya git, dey spikey boots fer kickin da boys 'n da panzies

>>38928532
Wot, dey iz great fun fer all da orkz. Det shiny en makes gut splosion. Yu see
Hey Helmork wat yer duin wiz da kontrollin stikk. Derz a planet inna way.
*Crossh*
Now det wuz fun, ehh. Err but yer Deathstars broken now.

The Deff Squigg: A colossal, moon-sized Squiggoth capable of producing nebulas of orkoid gas and spores. A single breath can convert a planet into Ork hatcheries.

>>38931377
Zog Me, it's bootiful.