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>>38882036
FRESH BREAD

>>38882036
>>C. Stay where you are

This is his thing, not ours. Let him have this.

If nothing else we'll see how to deal with media for the inevitable next bullshit storm.

>>38882036
>>A. Go over to Hercule and say you need to talk to him

>>38882036
>A. Go over to Hercule and say you need to talk to him
>B. Go stand beside Hercule

>>38882036
>>C. Stay where you are

we just want the press to leave our family alone.

>>38882036
>A. Go over to Hercule and say you need to talk to him

>>38882036
>C. Stay where you are
>E. Something else
Listen

>D

Mr. Satan is busy and also, fuck the media. Let's talk to Yamcha.

>>38882036
>B. Go stand beside Hercule
Give a few comments and divert the credit for actually defeating Cell to Hercule, get the reporters off of our backs. I have a feeling that unless we actually give a statement to the press they'll keep hounding us.

>>38882036
>>A. Go over to Hercule and say you need to talk to him

>>38882036
>B. Go stand beside Hercule
Let's play along for now.

>>38882036
>B. Go stand beside Hercule

Time to tell the world the truth.

>>38882031
>Woken up at the crack of dawn every day to serve our glorious race
>get an army of willing soldiers and trainees
>monuments in our name as martial arts becomes the one true worldwide religion, with Kaguya as it's Jesus

I'm not seeing the problem here lol

>>38882036

>B. Go stand beside Hercule
>E. Photobomb him, do some silly stuff like bunny ears and hovering just outside his field of vision.

>>38882036
B

>>38882036
>C. Stay where you are
let him do his thing, then have a stern talking to him later

>>38882036
B, then A, make sure he knows we want to do it privately.

>>38882036
>>D. Nevermind this, find Yamcha
Why waste time with this? Go find the bro-est of bros.

>>38882142
We'll, we are still I am 12 and wat is this

>>38882036
>C. Stay where you are
>E. Something else
"How does your dad even handle this kind of stuff so easily?"

>>38882036
>D. Nevermind this, find Yamcha

We'll just talk to him later about this.

>>38882036
>A. Go over to Hercule and say you need to talk to him
>D. find Yamcha

Bring him to Yamcha, talk with them both.

I wonder if there is any samefagging going on. There can't be anywhere near as many people as there are that want to doom us to be pestered by the press for ever.

You know, there's something I've been wondering.

How exactly did the rest of the world take it when everyone who's been killed by Cell, which in this case should have been about half of the world's population, suddenly came back to life? Was all of the devastation that Cell caused reversed too, and if so, how is the world handling it and rationalizing it? I'd honestly like to see what news broadcasts or DragonChan are saying about this.

>>38882036
>C. Stay where you are

>>38882205
"They destroyed the evil Cell, his curse has been broken!"

or something

Just like the King Piccolo thing.

>>38882177
We're pretty smooth though. People would just think we're cute right now

>>38882202
I already gave my reasoning when I voted.

>Give a few comments and divert the credit for actually defeating Cell to Hercule, get the reporters off of our backs. I have a feeling that unless we actually give a statement to the press they'll keep hounding us.

In essence, I just want us to say and clarify to everyone that we literally just want to be a footnote in the history books.

>>38882202
There's mixed view there i think. Some of us have been wanting to be a public face since the beginning and want to use this to further the goal of bettering mankind.

>>38882253
Fuck that, even our parents and Nappa agree that they don't want the media messing with our private life

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>>38882253
Yeah, this has been an idea a lot of us agreed on since the start. I think it'd be great to break away from the traditional Z-Fighter, in that way

>>38882244
But that's not true of everyone here. Some of us want to actually teach people that they can be so much more than they are instead of fucking off to the hills.

>>38882253

Yeah, gonna hard to be God Emperor of Mankind if we let Hercule take credit.

>>38882253
Publish a book about Ki and how it works then. Along with the fact that humans technically have unlimited potential in pretty much everything but for some reason a ended up deluding themselves to thinking that they aren't capable of what they truly are. You know like how it happened in dragonball online.

>>38882287
We'll have time for that later. For now I think Kaguya would want a little peace and quiet on the farm.

>>38882283
We just need to keep all the focus on us and tell the media not the screw with our family or people we know. They'll listen to us and Hercule.

Do you guys remember Ranfan from Dragon Ball? Her husband is canonically named Trunks. Is it bad that I think that marrying her was Future Trunks' retirement plan?

>>38882287

Open a martial arts school / co-opt Mr. Satan's does not necessarily equal global celebrity that can't take a piss without the paparazzi climbing up your dickhole. It'll also make it harder to weed out promising candidates from the THOUSANDS of applicants to Famous Kaguya Super Human School of Martial Arts

>>38882320
Write it with Gohan.

After graduating from High School, of course.

>>38882335

Betcha a HETAP that there'll be tons of paparazzi who won't give a fuck about that and keep harassing our parents/Nappa until somebody gets killed. Best just to leave it be.

>>38882313
Fuck ruling mankind. All that would do is take time away that we could be doing something better with.

>>38882335
Yes because the media has a stellar history of listening to people and not harassing peoples families and loved ones.

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>>38882384

>thinking people are stupid enough to actively taunt THE CHAMP

>>38882322
The idea is to use Satan Castle as a buffer. Since we're a minor and affiliated with them we say a few things but make it clear that harassment won't be tolerated. Letting Mr. Satan claim involvement with Cell isn't a problem since he helped with the spirit bomb, so long as he admits the rest of the group did the heavy lifting.

>>38882384
The media also doesn't have much history with people who can literally vaporize mountains without much effort.

>>38882404
But yet they don't have any issue harassing people with enough money to make their lives hell or have them killed.

>>38882399

Mr. Satan works as a wonderful filter for letting the promising through, while keeping the fanboys at arm's reach. Let him do his job.

If we want to be a celebrity, let's just not use a disguise during Saiyaman antics and then Kaguya will be old enough to not necessarily drag his parents and Nappa and 16 into a paparazzi feeding frenzy.

>>38882441
People would figure out who the rest are by figuring out who are friends are.

>>38882399
>so long as he admits the rest of the group did the heavy lifting.
"And that was just those guys, you don't wanna know what would've happened to that bug if Mr. Satan got serious!"

>>38882441
Your kidding right? The paparazzi will go after people's family and friends no matter how old they are.

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"How does your dad handle this kind of stuff?" you ask Videl.

"I don't know," she answers. "He's just never had a problem with talking to crowds."

"Ah, and there he is!" Hercule shouts cheerfully. "Kaguya, come on over, son! I'm sure these wonderful people want to thank you for protecting them."

The crowd cheers as you walk over to Mr. Satan, standing beside him.

"I need to talk to you," you tell the champion.

"What? Oh, yeah, sure kid, after we deal with the press," he tells you in return. "Now, ladies and gentlemen, Kaguya is one of the finest martial artists on the planet! He defeated Cell's little monsters, and was instrumental in putting that giant bug down for good!"

The crowd cheers once more, and several people chant your name as Hercule does a dumb little pose.

"Mr. Kaguya, what made you decide to go fight against Cell?" a man in the crowd asks.

>A. You thought you were the only one who could beat him

>B. So Mr. Satan wouldn't have to

>C. Because you feel it's your duty to protect others

>D. No comment

>E. Something else

>>38882287
>Some of us want to actually teach people that they can be so much more than they are instead of fucking off to the hills.

In order to teach, we must learn first. Kaguya has basic technique that's above average but he's still a novice to the higher workings of Ki beyond "hit something REALLY hard!".

We're quick to forget how much more the actual masters know than us even if we're stronger than us. Roshi can control the winds with a flick of his wrist, and has techniques greater than the Kamehameha. Or Piccolo, who has a flight technique faster than the one we've been taught. Or Shen, who discovered human flight to begin with.

To say nothing of the other masters like King Kai or Korin who are immortal and above the world.

If we actually want to teach, it's wiser to wait until we have everything worth teaching and the wisdom to teach it right. A boy barely into his teens isn't the best master for humanity.

>>38882473
>>C. Because you feel it's your duty to protect others
this is the most honest we can be.

>>38882473
>A.
>B.

"I was the only one who could beat him at the time, so I did it to protect everyone."

>>38882473
>>C. Because you feel it's your duty to protect others

>>38882473
>C. Because you feel it's your duty to protect others
>E. Something else
"I'm willing to give people a second chance, but at the same time I can't sit back and let them do what they want"

>>38882473
>C. Because you feel it's your duty to protect others and
>B. So Mr. Satan wouldn't have to

>>38882473
>A. You thought you were the only one who could beat him
>C. Because you feel it's your duty to protect others

>>38882473
>>C. Because you feel it's your duty to protect others

>>38882473
>C.
He was gonna blow up the planet, dude.

>>38882473
>C. Because you feel it's your duty to protect others
>B. So Mr. Satan wouldn't have to

>>38882496
Woops

I meant >C.

not >B.

>>38882473

>C. Because you feel it's your duty to protect others

>>38882478
Um what? Kaguya is way more than a novice to the higher workings of Ki.

>>38882473
>C. Because you feel it's your duty to protect others

>>38882473
>>C. Because you feel it's your duty to protect others

>>38882473
>A. You thought you were the only one who could beat him
>C. Because you feel it's your duty to protect others

Add in a few things such as we managed to blow him up no less than twice, but he regenerated each time, and in the end Nappa got the killing blow. (I know that it was more than just him, but this redeems Nappa in the eyes of the world, AND it is someone who the paparazzi won't fuck with because they fear for their lives)

>>38882473
>C. Because you feel it's your duty to protect others

>>38882473
>C
>E

"I couldn't just stand by and watch people suffer and die. I HAD to fight."

>>38882498
This

>>38882473
>>C. Because you feel it's your duty to protect others
"I am lucky enough to have the ability to help and protect others, so I do best to do so."

>>38882473
I feel it is the duty of everyone strong enough to help protect those who can't protect themselves.

>>38882473
>B. So Mr. Satan wouldn't have to

>C. Because you feel it's your duty to protect others

Kaguya is a good boy, who steps up to the challenge when the world is in danger. And he wanted to make the Champ proud.

>>38882532
>Um what? Kaguya is way more than a novice to the higher workings of Ki.

He's no turtle hermit.

Roshi became psychic on JUST ki manipulation, he didn't need a dragon to alter his brain. Even after Goku surpassed him in power it took years to even begin trying the same thing, even then he didn't have range or skill with it.

>>38882498
Might as well repeat what we told Goku on our reasons why we fight

>>38882532
Seriously, we've created numerous techniques of our own that rival the creations of these immortal beings. We've learned to fight from the greatest martial artists in the universe, and live with an ex-commander of a Saiyan army.

Not to mention we know every Ki technique under the sun that our friends know, almost.

>>38882602
Besides ones that can be used with one arm.

>>38882619
we need to learn that one.

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>>38882619

Makankosappo training arc plz.

>>38882580
The only reason we don't have Telepathy and Telekinesis as a byproduct of our training is that Dralo didn't think it would be appropriate at the time. I highly doubt it's going to take us much work to get to Tien and Shen's level of telepathy which is on par with Roshi's.

>>38882651
We could just ask the others if they anyway of communicating long distance, that isn't a cell phone, like King Kai, without bothering him.

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>>38882643
This would be cool if only so it could act as a more oomph'd up version of Dodonpa

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>>38882643
I'd rather learn eyebeams or mouth blasts.

>>38882473
>A. You thought you were the only one who could beat him
>C. Because you feel it's your duty to protect others

>>38882473
>C. Because you feel it's your duty to protect others

>>38882651

That was just an example anon. We might learn the basics of that one in short order. But then we have to learn the next technique. Then the next one. Then the next one.

Telepathy. Hypnosis. Lightning Flash. Living Wind. Those are some of Roshi's BEST moves and we haven't got a single one. That's just one master. Then you have things like Telekenesis, or Astral Projection, or a million other things other humans can do with ki that we can't.

We spent all our time training with Ki, but like the rest only focusing on things for fighting and nothing else. Which is great for fighting but unless you want to teach others only to kill that won't cut it.

>>38882734
Mouth blasts would be awesome.

Or, even better, learn mouth blasts AND Makankosappo, so we can dual-wield beams AND shoot one out of our mouth. We will have our own version of the tri-beam!

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"I feel it's my duty to protect others," you answer. "I thought I was the only one who could stop Cell, so I stepped in so Mr. Satan wouldn't have to. I'm lucky enough to have the ability to protect others, so I do my best to do so. I think everyone strong enough to help people who can't protect themselves should. I couldn't just stand by and watch people die. I HAD to fight. Cell was going to blow up the planet, and while I'm willing to give people a second chance, I can't sit back and let someone like Cell do whatever they want."

"What a wonderful young man!" someone from the crowd comments.

"He's a real hero, just like Hercule!" another shouts.

Cheers break out, and Hercule smiles over at you.

"You're a natural at this, kid," he compliments. "The crowd loves you."

"But, Mr. Kaguya, Cell claimed credit for killing entire cities full of people, and was filmed destroying countless buildings in an instant, and destroying the Royal army," a female reporter says. "Weren't you afraid?"

>A. Not really

>B. A little

>C. Yes, but you what you had to

>D. Not at all

>E. No comment

>F. Something else

>>38882804
>Kaguya tries to learn a mouth blast
>"Imagine it's like eating really spicy chilli, and charging that with Ki"
>Charges up a blast
>His pants rip apart and there's a borehole to the mantle underneath him

>>38882804
Eye-beams plus mouth blast, plus death beams from all 10 fingers.

>>38882845
>>C. Yes, but you what you had to

>>38882845
>A. Not really
>F. Something else
"That just gave me an even bigger reason to stop him"

>>38882845
>>C. Yes, but you what you had to
truth.

>>38882845
>C. Yes, but you did what you had to

>>38882845
>C. Yes, but you what you had to
Courage isn't about a lack of fear.
Courage is about feeling fear, and doing what you need to do anyway.
I did some powerful damage to Cell - if I hadn't stood up to him, the Earth mightn't be here right now.
And what good is fear when you have nowhere to run to?

>>38882845
>C.
Yes, was afraid because I knew that Cell was going to push me to my very limit, but finding our limits and pushing past them is how we grow stronger.

>>38882881
this.

>>38882845
>A. Not really
>F. Something else
"If I let the fear win me over, that would just be imposing limits on myself"

>>38882845
>C. Yes, but you what you had to

"When you face a large challenge, fear is to be expected. But... knowing how much of a monster he was and how everyone was in danger, I had the courage and willpower to overcome that fear."

>>38882845
>C. Yes, but you did what you had to

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This.

>>38882903
This one, but change the wording to say how we all get stronger.

Start planting the seeds of breaking humanities limits.

>>38882845
>C. Yes, but you did what you had to
>F. You wouldn't be a student of Mr. Satan if you let your fear overpower your spirit!

>>38882804
>learn eye beams, mouth beam, and how to do 10 finger beams at once

>make a signature attack where we do them all at once and they home in

>>38882845
>A. Not really

>>38882845
>C. Yes, but you what you had to

Also, mention that we had Hercule standing by in case we weren't ready for Cell yet

>>38882845
>C. You don't think it be like it is, but it do.
>F.

"Of course I was afraid. I'd be insane not to be. But you can't let being frightened stop you from doing the right thing."

>>38882934
This. Stroking Mr. Satan's ego a bit more while being honest. Help ease him into what we're gonna tell him.

>>38882845
>>C. Yes, but you what you had to
>>38882898
This.

>>38882845
"Fear is natural going into a fight against a tough opponent. It's just something you learn to deal with. I'm sure even Mr. Satan used to get nervous stepping into the ring in his younger days."

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YESSSSSSS

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These. These are good.

>>38882939
>not converge and form a Death Star like super laser

>>38882939
are you trying to turn us into jesus yamato

fuck man, even DBZ doesn't need THAT level of beamspam

>>38882939
Don't forget they all have to change colors too.

>>38882845
>C. Yes, but you did what you had to.

>>38883051
>get tacky gold suit with mask
>call self Abaddon
>rainbow beam spam

>>38883104
It'll be like a rave in our pants, or something.

>>38883131
Dude.

You know how when we power up to full, stormclouds coalesce and it starts raining?

What if we made each raindrop part of multicolored beam spam.

>>38883020
Clearly we need to train in the art of Bullet Hell ki techniques.

Upgrade to full body energy beam, with beams coming from our entire body, and having the mall converge into one giant super beam.

>>38883150

Better yet, instead of raindrops, the clows rain down energy beams.

>>38883165
>the mall converge into one giant super beam.
You mean like an entire shopping mall transforms mechanically into a giant cannon?
Sounds awesome. Fund it.

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And when they converge, it is the DRAGON like when we got the powerup from removing our spirit cuffs.

>>38883216
So fire our Spirit Bits from the sky?

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"Yes, but I did what I had to do," you answer. "Courage isn't about not being afraid, it's about being afraid, but doing what you need to do anyway. I did some serious damage to Cell. If I hadn't stood up to him, the world might not be here anymore."

"Besides, what good is fear when you have nowhere to run to?" you ask. "And I wouldn't be a student of Mr. Satan if I let my fear overpower my spirit!"

The crowd breaks into thunderous applause, chanting your name as they cheer loudly. Mr. Satan grins at your side, giving you a wink and motioning to the crowd.

"That's right, folks, Kaguya is a real hero!" Mr. Satan tells them. "How many kids his age would stand up to a monster like Cell? He's something special!"

"Would you say he's stronger than you, Mr. Satan?" someone in the crowd asks.

Hercule chuckles. "Well, that might be pushing it a bit, but, he's still a young man. With some serious training, I think he just might become an even greater warrior than me some day!"

"Amazing!" you hear someone comment.

"What an incredible kid," another says.

"Now, ladies and gentlemen, that's all the time I have for today," Hercule says. "Have a wonderful day!"

The crowd cheers one last time as you and Hercule walk back into the castle, Videl joining the two of you.

"So, kid, you said that you wanted to talk to me," Hercule says. "What's on your mind?"

>A. Ask why he's taking credit for beating Cell

>B. Ask if there's any way he can keep the press away from your house

>C. Ask if he's seen your friend Yamcha

>D. Something else

>>38883258
>B. Ask if there's any way he can keep the press away from your house
>D. Something else
Ask Hercule what Videl is helping him with

>>38883258
>>B. Ask if there's any way he can keep the press away from your house

>>38883258
>>B. Ask if there's any way he can keep the press away from your house
>C. Ask if he's seen your friend Yamcha
the more pressing issues here.

>>38883258
>B. Ask if there's any way he can keep the press away from your house
>A. Ask why he's taking credit for beating Cell
He helped a lot but Haya, Tien, Yamcha and the others should get credit too.

>>38883258
>B
>C

>>38883227
We need to always wear the spirit cuffs at all times. Then whenever we fight, we break them and make a big entrance.

>>38883258
>A. Ask why he's taking credit for beating Cell
>B. Ask if there's any way he can keep the press away from your house
>C. Ask if he's seen your friend Yamcha

>>38883277
Yea I'm curious on what secret project he is working on
and
>C. Ask if he's seen your friend Yamcha

>>38883258
>>A. Ask why he's taking credit for beating Cell
>>B. Ask if there's any way he can keep the press away from your house

>>38883277
Voting this. I also want details on his videl plan

>>38883277
This

>>38883258
>A. Ask why he's taking credit for beating Cell
>C. Ask if he's seen your friend Yamcha

>>38883258
>B. Ask if there's any way he can keep the press away from your house
>C. Ask if he's seen your friend Yamcha
>D. Something else

What's Videl helping with?

>>38883258
>B. Ask if there's any way he can keep the press away from your house
>C. Ask if he's seen your friend Yamcha

>>38883277
Backing this.

>>38883258
>B. Ask if there's any way he can keep the press away from your house
>C. Ask if he's seen your friend Yamcha

>>38883258
>>A. Ask why he's taking credit for beating Cell
>>B. Ask if there's any way he can keep the press away from your house
>>C. Ask if he's seen your friend Yamcha
A and B are obviously related, Kaguya can probably connect the two. We need Mr. Satan to buddy up with Yamcha stat.

>>38883277
Going with this

>>38883258
>B. Ask if there's any way he can keep the press away from your house
>C. Ask if he's seen your friend Yamcha

>>38883258
>>B. Ask if there's any way he can keep the press away from your house
>>C. Ask if he's seen your friend Yamcha

So when we get to the eventual multiversal traversal arc, what will we encounter in the other 11 universes? As far as I'm aware, everything Dragon World related is contained within Universe 7.

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>>38883258
>A. Ask why he's taking credit for beating Cell
when all he ever does is gif related

>>38883258
>A. Ask why he's taking credit for beating Cell

>B. Ask if there's any way he can keep the press away from your house
"Do you think you could throw some credit the way towards my friends? Without them, Cell wouldn't have been defeated."

>>38883290
I feel like we should leave it open, like, "Hey, I don't think anyone else really wants the attention, but if they do, you'll be sure to mention them, right?"

Not antagonistic, but still letting our friends take credit if they choose.

>>38883277
Backing on wanting to find out what he has planed.

>>38883258
>A. Ask why he's taking credit for beating Cell

>B. Ask if there's any way he can keep the press away from your house

>C. Ask if he's seen your friend Yamcha

Guys, let's keep in mind how much balls it takes for Hercule to even have been there. Considering how weak he is, and he still at least does something. Kayuga's right, he's got true courage too.

Satan is the hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now.

>>38883294

Dralo has said that they won't give us any more GAINS, but I would totally be okay with using them just to have a cool visual effect to show off with, to show that we are about to get serious.

>>38883258
>B. Ask if there's any way he can keep the press away from your house
>C. Ask if he's seen your friend Yamcha

>>38883277
This

>>38883258
>B. Ask if there's any way he can keep the press away from your house
>D. Ask if he's OK with you helping to train his students

We're probably going to need a crash course on The History of Ki, Ki from First Principles, How to shot web and learned Ki, and Ki for dummies from Roshi, Piccolo, King Kai, and Pendulum Mutaito.

>>38883423
I'd be fine if they just prevented stagnation.

>>38883416

Yeah. Piccolo and Goku admit that given how he handled Buu, maybe he's an actual hero after all.

I mean fuck. He watched Buu take poison, explosives, and gunfire like it was nothing. Then when he thought he had a chance he kept going anyway.

>>38883374
We stumble into Meta Quest and have to deal with Mary Sues trying to hasubando Kaguya.

>>38883423
Dralo has on the site he has for questions said that we can use the cuffs more than once to get stronger.

>>38883452

He did make friends with Buu, too. If it weren't for those gunmen, he might've defused the situation right there.

>>38883374
I'd be fine if they were other Shounen Jump series, if only because the idea of the Saiyans literally eating their way across Toriko world is fairly humorous to me.

>>38883470
>walk into meta quest
>look around
>just straight up level that universe because it is literal hell on wheels.

>>38883487
Until he got hurt in a match and Buu got angry.

>>38883447
We'll need to spar with Pendulum Super Perfect Cell until we have gotten on his level.
Apparently we also need to learn how to Ki, and start training a superhuman army out of Satan castle and Capsule corp.
Well, at least we won't be short on things to do.

>>38883498
holy shit that would be amazing and hilarious.

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>>38883506
>THE CHAMP
>hurt in a match

>>38883511
We should follow up on that whole internship thing at CC.

>>38883498
What about One Piece with one of the Saiyans eating a devil fruit? Maybe eating the Gum-gum Fruit before Luffy does.

>>38883511
You want mass use of Ki by humanity? Then study the damn stuff with bulma and publish a couple of books and papers on it. Like what was done in dragonball online.

>>38883258
>B. Ask if there's any way he can keep the press away from your house

>>38883498
>>38883556
Well, Toriko and One Piece did crossover with Dragon Ball several times, right?

>>38883556
>Buu steals the fruit and eats it instead
>he's the same, minus the ability to swim

I feel like teaching everyone ki is a grunted way to get the planet blown up every other weak by scouter Vegeta tier retards who think they're hot shit because they can blow up a planet.

Vote ki control. Think of the children!

>>38883556
>Fly to the end of the Grand Line
>find the One Piece and take it back with us
>leave a note saying "Universe 7 was here"

>>38883558
We need to totally do that during the seven years. Let's see what happens when babidi lands on a planet where everyone has a power level equal to fucking dabura.

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"How come you're taking credit for beating Cell?" you ask. "Can you give me and my friends some credit too? I mean, without us, Cell would still be here."

"Well, yeah, you've got a point," Hercule admits. "And I've been throwing lots of credit your way, Kaguya. But, uh...I don't really know who most of those other people were. I know one was named Yamcha, and one of them had to be that Goku person you mentioned on TV, but other than that, I can't think of any names."

"Well, is there any way you can keep the press away from my house?" you ask him.

"Sure kid, I'll make sure they respect your desire for seclusion," Hercule assures you.

"So, what's Videl helping you with?" you ask.

"Oh, uhhh, a super secret mission!" Hercule tells you. "Very important, just for the two of us to know about, you know?"

"Well, do you know where my friend Yamcha is?" you ask.

"Hmm...no, I don't think so," Hercule answers.

"I think he was talking to my dad's publicist," Videl tells you.

"What? Why?" Mr. Satan demands.

Videl shrugs. "I don't know, but they were smiling and laughing a lot."

Mr. Satan's face turns red. "W-why that-"

"Dad, are you okay?" Videl asks.

"Uh, yeah, sweetheart," Hercule assures her, taking a deep breath.

>A. Ask if he's sure that he's okay

>B. Go look for Yamcha

>C. Go home

>D. Go to Gohan's house

>E. Go to Capsule Corp

>F. Go to the Lookout

>G. Go to a friend's house

>H. Something else

>>38883618
Jesus, just imagine the size of the Spirit Bomb all that ki would form.

>>38883618
He steals a fucking ton of energy and makes an absolutely crazy OP Majin Buu.

>>38883629
>>A. Ask if he's sure that he's okay
>B. Go look for Yamcha

>>38883629
>A. Ask if he's sure that he's okay
>B. Go look for Yamcha
>D. Go to Gohan's house

>>38883629
>A. Ask if he's sure that he's okay
>B. Go look for Yamcha
>H. Something else
"Guess I'll see you sometime this week for training Videl"

>>38883629
>B. Go look for Yamcha

>>38883629
>>D. Go to Gohan's house
>>E. Go to Capsule Corp
>H. Something else
Give him you friends names.

>>38883629
>A. Ask if he's sure that he's okay
>B. Go look for Yamcha

>>38883535
So we've got:
SPESS ADVENTURES,
AFTERLIFE ADVENTURES,
schoolwork to study,
farm chores to do,
an internship at CC,
training Videl,
pendulum rooming up to final Cell's level,
teaching Bulma and the scientists about ki,
learning more about ki from old masters,
hanging out with our friends,
powering up those social links,
co-opting Satan castle into a superhuman production center,
and probably like 1000 other things people have suggested that I don't remember

I wonder what happens if we take a trip into the hall of the former guardians on the lookout.

>>38883629
>A. Ask if he's sure that he's okay
>B. Go look for Yamcha

>>38883629
>A. Ask if he's sure that he's okay
>B. Go look for Yamcha

>>38883629
>A. Ask if he's sure that he's okay
>G. Go to a friend's house
Billy AKA Little Recoom.

>>38883643
>implying the Z fighters won't be canon God level by that point.

>>38883498
>>38883612
For some reason I rather like the idea of just trolling other Shounen Jump series when we start jumping to other universes.

>>38883629

>B. Go look for Yamcha
If only to make kissy noises at him macking on the publicist. Or I guess we can wingman for him.

>G. Go to a friend's house
Let's go see Billy after that. Check on him and the others, see if any got grounded.

>>38883629
>>D. Go to Gohan's house

>>G. Go to a friend's house

lets hang with our friends

>>38883629
>A. Ask if he's sure that he's okay
>B. Go look for Yamcha
>H. Something else
"I should probably try and beat the record on that pool training room sometime"

Let's give Hercule our friends names so that he can give them credit. Also it's nice to see that he's not stealing it but just doesn't know their names.

>>38883629
A, B, give names and numbers of friends so he can contact them and ask if they want any credit.

>>38883629
>B. Go look for Yamcha
Just to say "Hey bro thanks".

After that, I'm honestly not sure what to do. Honestly I'd like to go find Piccolo and talk to him about all the crazy shit that's been going down lately.

>>38883702

Slow-stroking Sasuke in the ass while staring Naruto straight in the eye.

>>38883687
throw in there using our super human learning on magic, psychic powers and science

>>38883739
seek therapy.

>>38883629
>A. Ask if he's sure that he's okay
>B. Go look for Yamcha

>>38883629
>>B. Go look for Yamcha

>>38883740
I'd like to meet Baba some time. I doubt we'll learn any magic from her but it'd be interesting to see who her roster is made up of currently.

>>38883702
I'm fairly certain that this won't happen, but if it does, there's one series that definitely has to be one of the universe considering Kaguya's love of posing.

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

>>38883739
>not learning to play a children's card game
You never know when the fate of the world may be decided by one.

>Research with Bulma about Ki
>Research with Bulma about senzu beans
>Global distribution of capsules full of senzu beans
>Give every human on Earth flight
Even if it's just flight, worldwide use of Ki would make our spirit balls massive
Also it could help awaken latent superhumans to pick up the mantle when our adventure is over

>>38883739

You're probably the same faggot who did the Gohan and Kaguya gay scene. Seek help.

>>38883819
Should we wish for the Earth to be invulnerable to destructive ki blasts, if only so we don't need to worry about any rogue superhumans blowing up the Earth?

>>38883795
>heart of the cards
>power level best written in scientific notation

WHO WILL WIN?

>>38883740
Might be able to learn some of that. Whether from Piccolo, Roshi, King Kai, Popo, Tien, or past versions of Mutaito, Guru, or Earth's former guardian.
>>38883765
Taking Baba's 5 warriors challenge might be worthwhile, but train up to superperfect cell's level first, in case Baba goes for the "fuck you I'm a cranky old lady and you're not gonna win anything, Cell you've got 1 day to kick this whippersnapper's ass" route.

Oh shit, we need to fix the Hyperdemolished Time Rubble too.

>>38883858
Who knows, we could be forced to play a card game due to the work of an enemy Stand.

>>38883851
Or us or any enemy in a fight. Or Vegeta.

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"Are you sure you're okay?" you ask Mr. Satan.

"I told you, I'm fine!" he assures you. "Now, me and Videl have work to do, so I'll see you later."

"Okay, I'll leave a list of my friend's names here when I go," you tell him.

"What? Oh, okay kid," he replies. "Come on, Videl."

"See you later this week for training," you tell Videl.

She nods. "See you later."

As Hercule and his daughter leave, you go looking for Yamcha, finding him in an office, chatting with Miss Piiza.

"So, I'll pick you up at six?" Yamcha asks.

"Sounds great," she replies. "See you then."

Yamcha nods. "See you then."

He leaves the office and nearly trips over you. "Kaguya? Hey, what are you doing here?"

>A. Ask what he was doing

>B. You had to talk to Mr. Satan

>C. Something else

>>38883629
>A. Ask if he's sure that he's okay

>B. Go look for Yamcha

>>38883895
>A. Ask what he was doing
>B. You had to talk to Mr. Satan
Awwww shit, he's finally hooking up with her.

>>38883895
>>A. Ask what he was doing
>B. You had to talk to Mr. Satan
>C. So the wish helped?

>>38883895
>>A. Ask what he was doing
>C. Something else
tell him were gunna have a sibling. All must know.

>>38883895
>C. Checking up on you. Good work, by the way!

>>38883895
>C
High five

>>38883895
>B. You had to talk to Mr. Satan
>A. Ask what he was doing

>>38883924
This

>>38883895
I could ask you the same, but I was here to talk with Hercule about getting the press to leave my family alone, among other things.

>>38883851
"Shenron, I wish for Immortality- "
>Oh fucking finally, I was wondering when
"- For the planet Earth."
>... you're bullshitting me right.
>you're actually not bullshitting me, you want to make the fucking PLANET indestructible.
"Can you do it, mighty dragon Shenron?"
>Yes, but seriously kid, do you have any idea how much of a pain in the ass this is going to be?
"And for my second wish, restore the Hyperbolic Time Chamber."
>Fuck you.
>(Eyes glow twice)
>See you in a year, asshole.

>>38883895
>>A. Ask what he was doing
>>B. You had to talk to Mr. Satan

>>38883895

all of these

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>>38883952
Did Dende's revamp to Shenron give it a snarky attitude or something? Is it bad that I want this?

>>38883959
Seconding

>>38883895
>A. Ask what he was doing
>B. You had to talk to Mr. Satan
>C. Something else
"Hey Yamcha, is it weird that my face felt a bit warm seeing Videl in a swim suit, I think my heart was beating a bit faster as well.It happened with Android 18 as well when we first meet her. Was I coming down with a fever?"

Que Kaguya's puberty kicking in

>>38883895
>>A. Ask what he was doing
>>B. You had to talk to Mr. Satan

>>38883993
Kaguya reads a lot, and studied with Gohan for years, he would probably not be that naïve

>>38883952
An actual snarky Shenron would be hilarious. We need to have a snarky, sarcastic Shenron. Instead of the black star balls, he justs gets snarkier and more sarcastic the more we summon him.

>>38883895
>D. Get that list made

Presumably there'll be drawings of each of our friends under their names, so Hercule knows who's who.

The drawings start off crude and shitty, but as we break through our limits, our drawings start to look more like famous artwork

>>38884012
Can we take the dragon on 1 v 1 for real?

>>38884012
Shouldn't all the kids have fucked up stunted puberty? I thought extreme fitness training / athletics does that. Or is it just gymnastics?
I just remember this from the olympics.

>>38884013
>"Mighty shenron I wish-"
>"For a girlier name? That is beyond my power"

>>38884061
Not in DBZ.

>>38884061
What part of BREAK THROUGH THE LIMITS do you not understand?

>>38884012
Oh God, did we skip over sex ed?

I'm just imagining that our parents were out working so we turn to Nappa and ask, "Hey, where do babies come from?"

And he's like, "Well, when a mama ape loves a papa ape very very much..."

Actually he probably would have just told us without really thinking about it.

>>38884061
Not for superhumans.
Wait.
Krillin.

Oh shit barring gohan we're all going to be midgets.

>>38884012
Wouldn't he probably deny that he is starting to get interested in girls anyways since he is 12, doesn't that stuff kick in at 14 or so?

>>38883895
"I see you've been working on your speed." And give him a devious grin.

>B. You had to talk to Mr. Satan
>C. Also gonna be a big brother
>D. Also also can you take me to visit King Kai some time I didn't really get to train with him but I'd like the opportunity.

>>38884104
>>D. Also also can you take me to visit King Kai some time I didn't really get to train with him but I'd like the opportunity.
Shit yes, I forgot about this. Let's ask him.

>>38884035
>Kaguya's super-human trait applies to all activities.

First pancake is a burned mess, last is the ur-crepe that makes every chef at le Cordon Bleu hang up his apron in shame.

>>38884095
Hey, Tien turned out okay. So did Yamcha. We're probably good height-wise.

>>38884061
soooo IRL, girls have trouble starting puberty until they achieve a certain BMI, hence the vastly delayed start for gymnasts and figureskaters, boys don't have that trouble, though intense weight training can mess up growth plates and leave them forever a manlet.

>>38884117
Does that mean, one day, he will be able to roll nat 20's with any d20? Even loaded ones?

Can he become the prophet of /tg/?

>>38884128
Yamcha was like 16 when he was introduced

>>38884061
We should be just fine.

>>38884086
>Kaguya: Mr. Nappa, where do babies come from?
>Nappa: FUCKING!

I still say we leave contact info so he can find out if they want the publicity.
>>38884117
>Kaguya learns to cook so he makes Gordon Ramsey cry from how good his food is

>>38884157
>Kaguya: U-uh, oh..
>Nappa: Let me give you a demonstration, where did that reporter go..?

>>38884104
This

>>38884035
>The first drawing is a small scribble
>the next resembles dark ages 2-dimensional portraits
>the next is extremely realistic
>the next is a geometric representation of what our friend means to us, also with imagery alluding to our issues of always needing to improve and addressing the morality of wishing all your problems away with a dragon.

>>38884175
...is it bad that I kinda want this to be how it happened?

>>38884197
Yes because it creepy as hell and seems to be alluding to rape.

>>38884197
Not unless you're the reporter.

>>38884175
She does seem like the type of woman a Saiyan would like. She wasn't afraid of our dad with his gun, or Nappa after he blew up a car.

>>38884157

That's exactly how I imagined that exchange went. Word for word. Uncanny.

Drawfag in the house?

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>>38884212
I always assumed Saiyans had the same culture as Spartans. Spartans believed women were stronger than men, since they gave birth to men. So you couldn't actually rape a woman, since they're obviously stronger than you and could prevent it if they wanted to.

>>38884185
>the next one is somehow a sculpture rising out of the paper

>>38884197
>>38884212

Nappa then proceeds to demonstrate an elaborate ancient Saiyan courtship ritual over the year that includes thoughtful gifts, enchanting visits to places all over Earth, thought-provoking philosophical discussions and battle-poetry, and generally being a smooth motherfucker.

>>38884185
>addressing the morality of wishing all your problems away with a dragon

My sides have unlocked their potential.

>>38884237
he picked that up from roshi, you know he did.

>>38884237
Goku is just copying what he knows from Bulma using her charm in Dragon Ball. Hence him suggesting her after the first girl he thought of, Videl.

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"What were you doing?" you ask.

Yamcha glances back at the office, and you look to see Miss Piiza blow him a kiss.

"Oh, well I was asking Miss Piiza out to dinner," Yamcha explains, starting down the hall

"I was just coming to check up on you," you tell Yamcha as the two of you walk down the hallway. "Good work, by the way!"

He grins. "Thanks, kid."

"So, the wish helped?" you ask.

He nods. "It's amazing. I used to be terrified every time I even saw a pretty girl, but now... well, you saw."

You smile, giving him a high five. "Oh, by the way, I'm going to have a little sibling."

"Really?" Yamcha asks. "Congratulations!"

You smile. "Thanks. Oh, can you take me to visit King Kai some time?"

"Visit King Kai? But he's in Otherworld," Yamcha says. "Why would you want to go find him now?"

"Well, I didn't get to train with him," you explain. "But, I'd like the opportunity."

"Well, I've never tried using Instant Transmission to get there before," he tells you. "But, I can give it a try sometime."

>A. Thank him

>B. Ask if he knows what the others are doing

>C. Go home

>D. Go to a friend's house

>E. Go to Capsule Corp

>F. Go to the Lookout

>G. Something else

>>38884249
This, this is what has to happen, all because Nappa wanted to teach the birds and the bees.

>>38884303
>A. Thank him
>B. Ask if he knows what the others are doing

>>38884303
>A. Thank him
>D. Go to a friend's house
Gohan or Kazuma

>>38884239
>"You cheating whore!"
>"He knocked me unconscious with a rock and raped me!"
>"Ha! Like any man could actually knock a woman unconscious!"

I'm going to call at least partial bullshit on this. Maybe they did think women were stronger than men but that last part is retarded.

>>38884303
a
d: go to billy's house and see how he is doing.

>>38884303
>A. Thank him
>B. Ask if he knows what the others are doing
>D. Go to a friend's house
We just won a life and death battle. We need to CHILL

>>38884303
>A. Thank Him
>B. Ask if he knows what the others are doing
>D. Go to Billy's house

>>38884303
>A. Thank him
>>B. Ask if he knows what the others are doing

>>38884303
>A. Thank him

>B. Ask if he knows what the others are doing

>>38884303
>A. Thank him

>B. Ask if he knows what the others are doing

>D. Go to a friend's house
Billy make sure he and his parents are alright.

>>38884303
>>A. Thank him
>E. Go to Capsule Corp

>>38884303
>>A. Thank him
>D. Go to a friend's house
billy

>>38884303
>A. Thank him
>B. Ask if he knows what the others are doing
>G. Something else
"Well Launch appeared on the news today, she was firing a rocket at police car during a chase"

>>38884303
>>A. Thank him
>>B. Ask if he knows what the others are doing

>>38884303
>>D. Go to a friend's house
Billy's place

>>38884303
>A. Thank him

>B. Ask if he knows what the others are doing

>>38884303
>A. Thank him
>B. Ask if he knows what the others are doing

>>38884303
>A. Thank him

>B. Ask if he knows what the others are doing

We need to chill for a bit with Haya, Billy, and possibly also Gohan and Kazuma to grind social links and work on any mental issues they may have.

You know, call everyone around for a game of tag of whatever and just relax and shoot the shit.

All that learning about Ki or fighting pendulum cell or making a super human army or space afterlife adventures can wait. For now, it's the first time in half a decade where we don't have the sword of fucking damocles hanging over our head. We gonna chill the fuck out.

>>38883498
Goku and Yajirobe would be right at home in the world of Toriko. It's a world that's literally all about fighting strong creatures and then eating them.

>>38884423
Please, Kazuma is a fucking rock, the dude is so fucking solid, he is my favorite of the superhumans honestly.

>>38884423
I agree, let's just chill and talk about stuff and act like kids.

>>38884397

Seconding Billy's place.

>>38884303
A, B, then after we find out and tell him we should get everyone together for a party to celebrate beating Cell, then go visit Billy.

>>38884452
I'm gonna second the Post-Cell party idea.

>>38884303
Except that time you used it to get directions to New Namek of course. Silly Yamcha.

>A. Thank him

>B. Ask if he knows what the others are doing

>D. Go to a friend's house
Make the rounds and see if any of our friends got grounded. Start with Billy.

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>>38881378

Seeing all this talk of other Jump series is making me wonder if any of them are worth reading or not.

>>38884516
Akira "Lunch who?" Toriyama

Akira "Yamcha? You mean that werewolf guy?" Toriyama

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"Thanks," you tell Yamcha.

"Don't mention it, kid," he tells you.

"So, do you know what the others are up to?" you ask.

"Well, Tien and Chiaotzu went back to training," he answers. "Piccolo's helping Dende settle as guardian. Goku and Gohan are spending time with Chi Chi, Krillin went back to Master Roshi's place, I don't know what Vegeta is up to."

"You know, we should all have a party to celebrate beating Cell," you suggest.

"That sounds like a great idea," Yamcha says. "I'll run it by Bulma the next time I talk to her."

The two of you say goodbye, parting ways as he heads off to do whatever it is he does, and you go to visit your friends, starting with Billy, whom you find walking through the woods.

"Hey, Kaguya!" he greets, smiling and waving as you approach. "I saw the reporters over at your house. That was funny!"

>A. Ask how he's doing

>B. Ask if he wants to do anything

>C. Ask if he knows what the others are up to

>D. Something else

>>38884615
>A. Ask how he's doing

>>38884615
>>A. Ask how he's doing
>C. Ask if he knows what the others are up to

>>38884615
>A. Ask how he's doing
>B. Ask if he wants to do anything
>C. Ask if he knows what the others are up to

>>38884615
>A. Ask how he's doing
>C. Ask if he knows what the others are up to
>B. Ask if he wants to do anything

>>38884615
>A. Ask how he's doing

>B. Ask if he wants to do anything

>C. Ask if he knows what the others are up to

>>38884615
>A. Ask how he's doing
>B. Ask if he wants to do anything
>C. Ask if he knows what the others are up to
>D. Something else
"Are you wrestling another bear?"

>>38884601
>Early Bleach is good.
>Early-Mid Naruto is okay
>One Piece is just silly, but good
>Toriko is the shit

I don't really read the others.

>>38884615
>A. Ask how he's doing

>B. Ask if he wants to do anything

>C. Ask if he knows what the others are up to

>>38884615
>>A. Ask how he's doing
We both fucking died dude.

>>38884615
>A. Ask how he's doing
>>B. Ask if he wants to do anything
"...So we died..."

>>38884615
>A. Ask how he's doing
>B. Ask if he wants to do anything
>C. Ask if he knows what the others are up to

>>38884615
>A. Ask how he's doing
>D. Something else
"Hey, what're you doing all the way out here?"

>>38884615
>A. Ask how he's doing
>B. Ask if he wants to do anything

So, how's everyone enjoying the manga?

>>38884813
It's been fun.