>>38853924
brad

>>38853946
Nah, let's not piss on the abandoneer.
He's clearly called Darb.

My name is "What is your name?"

>>38853946
bradbrad

Put quest in the subject line

>>38853924
Billy Bob

>>38853924
Alice
Bob

>>38853924
Hink Hall

>>38853924
Todd

>>38853924
What happened to the last QQ? I never saw the end

>>38854064
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/38245573/

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>>38853946
WHAT A MAGICAL NAME. REAL FUCKIN COOL.

Anyways. Now that you've got a name, Brad, what is your class? Are you a long dead lich? An all powerful sorcerer? A brave swordsman?
Or something cool?

>WHAT IS YOUR CLASS?

>>38854064
We got arrested.

>>38854090
Prison Guard

>>38854090
BRADBARIAN!

>>38854090
Brad, the Barbarian!

>>38854090
Propane salesman

BLOOD MAGE

>>38854090
Peasant

>>38854090
Australian Huntress!

>>38854090
>>WHAT IS YOUR CLASS?
upper middle

>>38854090
AP Calculus.

>>38854128
Pheasant

>>38854119
..... I kinda wanna change my vote from >>38854114 to back yours.

>>38854090
Assassin

>>38854090
brad

master propane salesman

>>38854090
Travelling merchant

>>38854143
The Pleasant Pheasant Peasant.

>>38854148
Can we also change our name to Dave Cock?

>>38854090
Brad the super normal rouge

>>38854090
Oh or Elf.

You're so elfy that Elf is also your class.

>>38854090
Brad, the Magical Tap Dancing Berseker

>>38854090
Professional Faggot and Cockswain Extraordinaire

>>38854134
is this a huntress that is australian or a huntress that hunts australians

>>38854169
>>38854137
Bourgeois.

>>38854090
>>38854114
>>38854115
Thirding for barbarian brad

>>38853924
Greg, the over achieving black guy.

>>38854090
Babarian Propane Salesman.

>>38854316
WHERE WERE YOU EARLIER!!!!!

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Jesus, look at these beauties. So sexy.

>>38854341
>>>/k/

>>38854114
I LOVE IT.

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>>38854301
>>38854148
>>38854115
>>38854114
WOAH! Look how Barbaric you are. And all that masculine hair! And a loincloth! You ooze primal instinct and untapped rage!

>>38854407
Your shoulder popped out of it's socket...

>>38854407
>He's a total wimp though

>>38854407
FUCK BITCHES GET MONEY

>>38854280
huntress that's an aussie

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>>38854407
But alas! You seem to be without weapon! Every Barbarian needs a weapon! But do YOU??
The world is your oyster. Your sweet, raw oyster. WHAT DO YOU DO FIRST?!

Well?
>What do you do??

>>38854407
Let's be a woman barbara ann!

>>38854341
what has this got to do with quest quest anon

>>38854455
No we don't. Just punch things.

>>38854455
Choose the nearest weapon-like object. That is now our weapon.

>>38854407
Now we need a quest!

We are a single dad trying to get our daughter invited to a princess's tea party?

>>38854455
Masturbate furiously

>>38854481
Agreed

>>38854455
A big bone that you can club things with.

>>38854455
A pokeball

>>38854455
>Massage our breasts to where they get bigger

>>38854436
wait wait wait

why not both

well not both because we have already decided on barbarian but still

>>38854455
punch things until we acquire a weapon

>>38854341
>>38854341
GROM operator

>>38854455
A HUGE FREAKING AXE!

>>38854455
Tea pot! We need a battle teapot

>>38854455
Your fists are the only weapons you need.

>>38854502
Lady Barbarian Aussie?

>>38854455
a small pointy stick

and a massive stick as a backup

all our weapons will be things we snap off a tree with our mighty barbarian strength

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rape guinea pigs. its not rape if its a guinea pig

>>38854455
Go into town and acquire a weapon, preferably an axe.

Until then, we shall punch the shit out of things.

>>38854545
we will snap off curvy sticks to strangle people with

>>38854455
MANIFEST YOUR RAGE INTO A SUITABLE ARMAMENT

METAL IS FOR WEAKLINGS

>>38854455
Check out that tavern over there.

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>>38854455
>>38854407
That's not how a barbarian should look.

>>38854621
Alright. That's metal enough for me to support.

>>38854455
A bucket of piss

>>38854455
Go fuck wrestle a bear or attack some civilized imperium.

I dunno, what does a barbarian really do, what defines the barbarian?

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>>38854481
>"Weapons for sale!"
You hear a voice sing out
>"Very reasonably priced for these troubled times!"

What luck! A weapons merchant is set up right over there! Maybe you could kindly ask him for his input??

>WHAT DO YOU DO?

>>38854780
Rip his head off and shove it up his ass!

>>38854649
Martial artists are more triangular than rectangular, though.

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>>38854780
arm yourself with a tiny dog

>>38854780
Pick up his stall and wield that.

Captcha: allaa

Muslim God wills it.

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>38854780
STEAL ALL THE WEAPONS.

>>38854780
PUNCH THE BLUE FUCK, USE CORPSE AS WEAPON

>>38854780
as an alternative to these
>>38854545
>>38854610
tear a bit of wood off his stall to use as a weapon

>>38854780
Buy a two handed axe

>>38854780
he shall become our weapon

>>38854780
Use the stall as a weapon.

>>38854780
Sure, and take the chance to ask about quests.

>>38854780
>Ask for his input on what weapon would be best suited for us

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acquire breakfast

>>38854780
Tear off the stall sign and use that as a weapon.

>>38854836
ok i change my vote to these
>>38854822
>>38854849
once the stall breaks apart from hitting stuff we will pick up the pieces and use them as weapons

>>38854780
We terminator it up. Take a weapon and take his head off!

>>38854874
Thank you for that picture.

>>38854780
THIS STALL SHALL MAKE A SUITABLE WEAPON FOR US!

>>38854780
Use the stall, or him, or both as weapon.
RAAAGGGHHH.

>>38854780
Acquire fists

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>>38854817
arm a dog with tiny yourself

>>38854892
oh shit i change my vote again same thing but just the sign
>>38854879

>>38854780
Wield the merchant in one hand and his stall in the other.

>>38854937
aww hell just strap it all to your back the stall the sign and man himself

no decent adventurer goes out without 3 different weapons

but to start with dual wield the stall and man
>>38854917

>>38854977
what are you going on about anon

oh shit everybody stopped time to see what is chosen

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>"Come get 'em! All freshly ma- Oh!"
The man in the stall turns as he notices you

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>>38855212
>"Hey, little guy! What's up? Wanna buy some sharp and dangerous metal?"
He says as he looks down to you.

Looks like someone didn't drink their milk and eat their veggies as a kid.

>>38855212
oh shit

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ARM YOURSELF WITH MAGIC

>>38855235
BRAD SMASH DILLWEED

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>>38855235
>>38854917
>>38854951
>>38854892
>>38854849
>>38854847
>>38854822
AND WITH A MIGHT GRUNT AND A SQUAT, YOU LIFT THE WHOLE STALL, MAN AND ALL, INTO THE AIR! Prompting a startled gasp from the merchant!

>What do you do now?!

>>38855235
Use him like a mace.

>>38855282
This is now our weapon man included

>>38855282
This is out weapon

>>38855282
Strap it to our back.

>>38855282
oh shit man and stall in one why did none of us think of that

>go out and find a dungeon to clear with our new weapon

but find a wandering random encounter skeleton first smash that up

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>>38855282

>>38855341
No no no our first enemy should be a slime or giant rat

bro you dont want to fuck around with geese, those bitches are ferocious

>>38855398
>>38855341
How about a slime rat skeleton?

>>38855282
Use our mighty store-hammer to crush rival businesses in the name of capitalism!

Literally.

We probably have a poor grasp of economics.

>>38855439
fuck yes find a slime rat skeleton

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>>38855432
forgot my pic, sorry

>>38855439
Skeleton riding a giant slime rat.

>>38854808
>triangular

We aren't a martial artist though, just a huge bloke with a weapon, draw him accordingly at least.

Throw the merchant at the nearest person!!!! 1!!!1!

>>38855477
>>38853970

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>>38855304
>>38855319
>>38855341
>>38855454
All these plans sound real fuckin' neat in your head, but your body is currently crying out in pain. Looks like you were a little too gung-ho in your endeavor. Try not to prolapse.

>>38855595
Shake stand, pick up whatever falls out.

Shit yourself

>>38855595
Wield our manly odor.

>>38855595
Drop the stall and get something to eat.

>>38855595
Shit, guess we neglected leg day too often.

Smash the stall into the ground and grab the sign as our new weapon.

>>38855595
shit
>gently place the stall down while bending at the knees to prevent back injury

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>>38855595
and your beard fell off I guess what the fuck

>"Say, friend! You don't sound too hot. Wanna talk about it? Were you upset about the prices? They were pretty reasonable, I thought."
He says, though the last bit sounds a little far away as you start to see little black spots in your vision.

>WAT DO

>>38855595
>Drop stall, get some food

>>38855650
Set down stall say you were testing you manly strength.

>>38855650
see>>38855653

>>38855650
see
>>38855646

"no no the prices are fine i just got a stupid idea in my head?

>>38855650
Our BO is our weapon! Thank the man for helping us find it.

>>38855650
Grow another beard while chanting barbarian things then ask merchant if he has any bananas.

>>38855650
well isnt he lovely
drop the stall as gently as we can and apologize

Throw puny man and puny store into puny building, yelling our barbaric war cry: "puny reasonable prices trigger meeeeeeee!"

>>38855650
Ask the weapons salesman for some manly, strength-boosting food. Steak will do, medium rare.

>>38855650
He is too nice.

Be gentle as you lay him down and apologize.

Ask if there is a way to compensate him for the trouble. Perhaps a quest of some sort?

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>>38855462
>>38855432

>>38855650
Ask him how we become magic girl

>>38855726
>He is too nice.
>Be gentle as you lay him down and apologize.
>Ask if there is a way to compensate him for the trouble.
>Perhaps some gentle barbarian loving?

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>>38855742

>>38855650
Steal his facial hair

>>38855595
"I just lifted so hard my beard fell off. Please get help"

>>38855650
"BRAD SORRY. WANT... AXE...-MACE."

>>38855595
>>38855650
YOLO! You only lifted once.

>>38855830
what

>>38855910
2deep4u

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>>38855726
With a mighty grunt, you set the booth and the man down, it making a heavy THUD as it hits the ground!

>>38855650
It was then that brad realised that the store owner was oppressing him. This was what her had trained for, all those years with the SJWs had taught him how to deal with this. Brad throws the man with all his strength, yelling "stop oppressing me shitlord!"

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>>38856000
Out of breath, you awkwardly convey a semi-apology.

WELL AT LEAST WE KNOW YOU'RE STRONG. That was fun.

>What do you do now??

brb pizza

>>38856034
>brb Pizza

Capital Idea, we shall find a pizzeria and obtain a used pizza paddle as a weapon!

>>38856034
Eat your weight in meat.

>>38856034
>Ask him for a big pizza cutter to cut foes with!

>>38856034
Make love to the store owner. Sweaty, barbarian love.

>>38856034
>purchase 1 of each type of weapon from him

dont carry them all around though to much weight leave most of them at home once we get home we will lay out our weapons and choose which ones to bring on todays adventure

as we get stronger we can start to bring more of them along

>>38856034
I'll back >>38856084

>>38856084
Yes, a pizza cutter sword.

>>38856023
as much as that is irelevent to this thread that is a bit odd

but really take it to another thread

>>38856084
>>38856147

After all, we did nothing wrong.

>>38856034
Just get a swordaxemace enchanted with fire and lightning.

>>38856086
We can't rape the first store-owner we see, we'll get jail-time with the rest of those mongoloids.

>>38856233
Then we shall rape everyone in the prison!

>>38856275
how we will be behind bars we cant reach everyone

>>38856310
But our giant barbarian Dick will

Buy/steal a bar mace off him for our weapon

>>38856336
true

>>38856310
>HE'S IN JAILLLL
>"Can we put him in another fuckin' cell please?"
>HE'LL HUMP THE BARS
>"...oh my god!"

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>>38856363
>>38856347
>>38856334
>38856334
>>38856301
>>38856267
>>38856261
>>38856219
>>38856206
>>38856115
>>38856023
>all this shitposting
gb2 >>>/reddit/

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>>38856261
why doesnt anyone make a huff checkers rpg?

>>38856361
We shall hump everything! Hump the ground, hump the building, hump the stores, hump the women, the men, the children, the elderly, the gays, the feminists, nothing shall escape our reign of humping! Never shall we be satisfied!

If we keep this up, we'll go past the bump limit.

Let's not bugger the OP anymore, OK? He is a cool dude.

>>38856034
>Pay him in sexual favors!

>captcha: rildo

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>>38856463
Huff is too hardcore to even try and replicate any of his stunts

>>38856525
Is there a problem with going past the bump limit?

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is this porn? it's not, right? just weird

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my name is Hoshimitsu
I am samurai level 17
born in ancient world but teleported to future

has merged with machine to become cyborg killer, don't fuck with me

Is OP kill?

>>38856719
see >>38856492

>>38856730
He's eating cheese.

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>>38856334
you would make a homophobic joke, shitlord

>>38856719
Where can we ride the bike to? Who wronged you?

>>38856779
wrong by the Hattori ninja clan, who are actually controlled by Demon lord named Nagahiri. Sent into the future to destroy the ninja clan in the modern day, who control much of the world like so called illuminati.

we can go anywhere you like friend, as long as you ride bitch

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>>38856084
You try your best to explain to him this exotic weapon of I'Tali-An origin. It looks for a moment like he's never heard of such a device...

>>38856893
OK, I'll bite, let's try to find the time travel machine so they cannot use it to go further than us!

>>38856915
Compromise for the most badass weapon in his store.

>>38856915
oh op is back awesome

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>>38856915
Then, a look of realization washes over his face. He goes to his booth and fumbles around until he pulls out a large piece of metal.
>"You mean something like this??"
He says as he holds a weapon, bladed on one end and with a large, spinning disk of sharp metal on the other.

>IS THIS IT?

>>38856915
Hump the truth out of him!

>>38854874
>pork rembrandts
My sides, every fucking time

>>38856984
>IT IS! HOW MUCH IT COST!?!?!?

>>38856984
NO.

>>38856984
close but it needs more spikes

>>38856984
yup!

>>38856984
Ask if he can tie an axe or three to it.

>>38856984
Take it from him, kill him with it and then hump the corpse

>>38856984
Oh yeah, a weapon with 360-degree threat potential. Sounds like our weapon.

>>38856984
DECK HIM AND STEAL IT

>>38856984
yes buy it

>>38856984
You know what this weapon needs to tie it together? Truck balls

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>>38857054
for referenc,e this is the map of Torihao precinct, in case you want to go somewhere else

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>>38857063
>>38857021
>>38857038
>>38857015
Yes! This is it! The weapon you've been waiting for. It's exotic! It's manly! It's just-a like-a mama use-ta make!

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>>38857375
ITS.... also 20 gold, apparently.
Phew. That's steep, kid. 20 gold could buy you, like, SO much ale.
But it's alright, you have the money, don't you?

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>>38857411
>DONT YOU?!
you don't

>>38857411
Who needs money with a body like this? How bout it, big boy?

>>38857438
Just steal it

>>38857438
>>38857445
I support this. Sex him good.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>38857438
>Seduce him into paying with your body!

>>38857438
Well, a dungeon run will fix that right up! Wealth beyond measure, outlander!

>>38857411
its all we have but with this mighty weapon we will be able to make the gold back with ease

purchase it become the broke man with the cutter of pih,zah we wont be broke for long with this thing at our side

>>38857411
Would he consider...alternative payment options?
>Read: Sex, violence upon creatues/people of his choice or violence upon him
If he won't accept the first two, default to the third

>>38857483
well shit i guess not
>>38857475
this buy a sword that we can afford and delve a dungeon to get the gold we need

>>38857438
>Ask about opening a line of credit with his store.
>Or locate a local bank to acquire a small business loan. Business, ADVENTURE.

>>38857468
>>38857505
no we must be loved by the people

>>38857549
No we must've make love TO all the people. That is our quest.

>>38857588
both to and by

>>38857530
i like the line of credit idea we will be able to pay him back very soon

later we will invest in his store and make it huge

>>38857673
>chop own dick off

>>38857438
>chops some fire wood, sell fire wood

What the fuck is with the rampant shitposting in this thread. Is it because the quest got past your filter and triggered you? Could you not just hide it?

>>38857741
No, that would require having an int above 6

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>>38857445
You flex and stretch and squeeeeeeze your gluts, showing your PERFECT MALE PHYSIQUE.
Not even the god of heterosexuality could protect this merchant from your SHEER SEXINESS.

>>38857807
Hump him. Hump him good.

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>>38857807
>".....no....thank you...."
He manages to get out amid his awkward stare.
>"I need money to pay for this, sir. Not your ass."

PLAN RUINED.
>WHAT WILL YOU TRY NEXT??

>>38857845
Then we must rape!

>>38857845
Well shit. Time to go find a job. Maybe they need help wrestling bears.

>>38857845

Tell him to hold it for us while we go rip the gold out of a nearby mountain with our bear hands. Also our bare hands.

Along the way we will find a Dragon and make her our best friend.

>>38857845
"I would like it bagged" and then steal it while he goes to get the bag

>>38857845
>Ask if there is anything he needs done. Do not rape him.

>>38857845
ask if he has a quest.

or rival merchants he wants to get killed.

>>38857845
Line of credit.

>>38857926
It's already bagged, the jig is up!
>>38857908
Seconding this.

>>38857933
I think this guy wants us to rape him.

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FUCK
EMERGENCY
GOTTA GO
SEE YOU DICKS TOMORROW

>>38857845
>>38857940
I second!
We need a quest.

>>38857977
Alright, thanks for running man! And glad to see you're back

>>38857977
Remember: Quest in the subject deters faggots like >>38857963

It was a good re-start, though!

>>38857845
ask where the arena is

although we are barbaric that doesn't mean we don't have a PRIDE OF A WARRIOR.

>>38857977
Goodbye, op. Will miss.

>>38857845
Inquire after a line of credit with his shop

He has seen how strong we are, so with that weapon we will acquire gold with out strength in no time!

Someone archive under "quest quest" pls

>>38857845
Ask If you can pay in installments

>>38857791
>>38857673
You fucking pussy, you should've dunked on him like a real sensei would. im getting sick and tired of your shit. stop breaking codes of honor

whats in the building

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>>38858004
>deter
ALRIGHT, RACE OVER, WE ARE SHITTING OUR PANTS IN HOPES THE ROBOT WILL FIND US TOO UNHYGIENIC TO HANDLE!

IT WORKED! BONUS! WE EMPTIED OUR BLADDER:

BLADDER STATUS: 0% FULL

>>38858055
It should be called "The quest quest of the Bradbarian"

>>38858122
I'm sorry, sensei, gomenasai. We're in the building. Robot's in the building. Time machine we need is in the building. A pile of shit is in the building.

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>>38858123
what do you do now? you are standing in the building with a big pile of shit. the time machine is no where in seight

>>38858389
let's go look for the machine, then! i think we could be safe from the robot currently

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>>38858445
AT THE OTHER END OF THE BUILDING YOU SEE ANOTHER ROOM WITH A BIG DOOR
do you go in????

>>38858615
smear the shit on the door to open it!

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>>38858657
using your knife as a spatula, you smear shit on the door!

your knife gets covered in shit though, i dont know why you thought that was a good idea you fucking nitwit

>>38858783
ITS A KATANA, NOT A KNIFE YOU DUMB FUCK. also hows our bladder doing?

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>>38858837
your bladder is reaching newfound volume. you have leved up to level 5 bladder volume or 5yrd^3 of liters! you are 40-% full

a strange man opens up the shit smeared door. he is wearing different colored socks, a symbol of the tojimooshi period, a period that died long ago with the death of mr takijojii! something strange is eminating behind him, but you cant get a good look

what do you do???

>>38858133
Archived as Quest Quest 2 Episode 1.

saging so that maybe the idiot will stop samefagging and use that handy little dropdown menu option that says "hide"

>>38854649
On one hand, this is sometimes true.
On the other, the people who propagate it are chunklords wishing to seem fit by association.

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>>38859259
no