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"William, the son of billionaire Walton Traver, is of course heir to the vast Traver mining empire. He was discovered outside this building after an anonymous phone call to police, and Chuck, while his family is not speaking publicly on the kidnapping, William reportedly thanked 'the red angel' for rescuing him."

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"Chief Brindle! Betsy Carter, Channel 2 News, any word on who this 'red angel' could be?"

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"Get that camera out of my - this is an ongoing investigation. No comment."

>>38838186
Hell, I'll bite.

>>38838186
>"huge wolf bites"

That's our Rover!

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"About time you showed up!"

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"You look like shit," Sandy laughs. No kidding. I spent two hours poking at my arm with disinfectant before I was doing more harm than good, then wrapped it in what was left of the tape from when I twisted my ankle last summer. Took a couple of pain pills, too. But I still feel like I got shot.

"Yeah, I was out late last night."

"You look like you were partying pretty hard! Did you meet a guy?"

"I met a few guys..."

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"...but they were all losers."

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"I met this guy last week named Chad-"

Sandy keeps talking, but all I can focus on is the guy on the sidewalk outside. He's one of the Squinter's goons, or at least he was until I killed his boss.

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The Squinter said he was bringing the guns in for Bottled Blonde, the biggest gangster in the city - this might be my only chance to get to her!

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>38838352
Fuck the coffee, chase after that criminal!

>>38838352
Stop, criminal scum!

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>38838580
AHEM, I said, "STOP, CRIMINAL SCUM!"

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"Hey, what's the matter?" Sandy shouts at my back, but I'm already out the door. She's already made it four hours without my help, another few minutes won't wreck our friendship.

>>38838608
>Rolled 12 (1d12)
Glorious.

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The noon rush - too crowded, can't see anything...

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... then my luck flips around when the crowd parts and I spot him!

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Heading into that alley - if I don't catch him before he gets to the far side I'll never see him again!

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I shove my way through the crowd, but when my dress shoes skid on gravel at the mouth of the alley he's nowhere to be seen.

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But if he didn't make it to the far end, then that means...

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... he's out of luck!

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Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>38839297
Take that asshole's gun and hold it on him, it's interrogation time!

>>38839297
Judo flip him by holding his gun.

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>38839297
THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT

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I get lucky with leverage and yank him out of the bin, but he outweighs me by at least a hundred pounds, and we crash to the ground hard enough to knock the wind out of my lungs.

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>38839297
"Take This, Criminal Scum! Taste the wrath of the Crimson Bat!"

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He flings his free hand at the gun, rolling partway off me long enough for me to grab his hand, but this is my bad arm and I can already feel my grip loosening.

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"You following me? You work for somebody? Who are you?" he grunts as the barrel of the gun lowers toward my forehead.

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>38839740
pocket sand!

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>38839740
Crotch kick, again!

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Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>38839740
"I am the freaky-looking thing that flaps in the night! I am the flame that makes darkness cringe and shit itself!
I am the Crimson Bat, and I fight for JUSTICE!"
>Slap the gun away and punch him off of you.
If this is too randumb or corny for you, just let me know and I'll stop.

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Out of strength, I scrape my hand over the filthy ground of the alley, searching for a rock, sand, anything-

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- but he takes the advantage and punches me in the face hard enough to make me see stars and that's it for the wrestling match.

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Over the buzzing in my head I can hear him grunt as he scrambles to his feet and makes a break for it.

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Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please!

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>38840121
throw your hairpiece at his feet!

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>38840121

Chase after him!

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>38840121
Make a diving tackle!
"You shall not escape, evildoer!"

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I run a hand over my aching head, but most of the blood smears off on my hand. I could tear my hair out with how I feel right now...

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... but he's going to feel worse when I'm done with him!

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I trail him all the way to the city park. There's no one else around and I'm just about to make a move on him when I see someone standing in the shadow of a tree on the hill.

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The man by the tree says something but I can't make it out from here.

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please!

Lost my trip, how embarassing

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>38840771
"Declare yourself on the side of justice or naught! I have a villain to apprehend!"

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I step into the clearing and call out a challenge. It sounds great in my head, but I'm running on no sleep, I was shot last night, I just lost a fight and chased a guy halfway across the city. From the way the two look at me, it doesn't sound as great out loud.

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"What the hell is this? You were followed?"

"This girl's crazy! She came after me in the street! I think she works for Bullion Cube or something!"

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"Idiot," the man in the suit hisses as he pulls a machine pistol out of his suit jacket. "If you have a problem-"

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Rolled 7 (1d12)

"-you take care of it!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do!

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>38838186
Holy moly, that body is from the racecar sets, man. I just bought that thing!
>>38841236
Make his gun jam by willing it to happen

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>38841236
Scream for the police.

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>38841236
Throw a Crimsonrang- a crimson boomerang shaped like a C, to disarm him or knock him out.
Or a rock, if I don't have any.

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Chips of wood cut my face and hands as bullets explode all around me, and it's a miracle that I make it into the trees without getting killed.

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"Come on, you idiot, we need to find her!"

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Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please!

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>38841563
Undergo our super-secret transformation into.... that superhero that we obviously are!

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>38841563
"I must retreat to the Crimson Keep and prepare a clever plan!
Crimson Bat, AWAY!"

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>38841563
You're outnumbered, outgunned and injured. Scream bloody murder and hope somebody hears you.

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>38841563

Play dead.

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I can hear them crashing through the trees and shouting until they're almost next to me.

Why didn't I bring my mask to work? At least then they might have taken me seriously.

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"There she is!"

>>38841718
What kind of superhero are you? Cape 101: ALWAYS wear the suit!

>>38841718
Crimson Bat is disappointed in you.

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I scream my lungs out as I stumble-run through the woods, bleating "Police!" and "Help!" as tears of rage and fright run down my face...

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... then I trip and catch myself and gulp in a breath, and I realize I can't hear the men shouting anymore.

All I can hear is a crack, a groan, and then silence.

>>38841947
It's the REAL Crimson Chin!

>>38841947
Shit.
Are we still conscious?

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What now?

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>38842037
Steal their pants. They can't escape if you steal their pants.

>>38842037
It seems not all the heroes disappeared.

Feel like looking a gift horse in the mouth? Search them while they're out cold.

>>38842153
We need to get their gun and unload it before we can do that, or, better yet, just grab the police.
We're clearly not in crimefighting shape ATM.

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>38842037
>>38842037

Check them for anything useful to your mission.

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I don't have any cuffs on me, so I do the best I can. They're both out cold, which makes my job easier. The Squinter's man doesn't have anything interesting....

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...but the man in the suit has a card in his pocket with an address on it.

A warehouse in the slums.

...

What will you do now?

>>38842337
Investigate!

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>38842337
Check it out later, we've got a shift to work and it's not like jobs grow on trees!

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>38842337

Return to work expecting to be reprimanded or fired. Then go suit up for a night of investigation. You might be jobless, but that boy needs to be found!

>>38842370
Which boy?

>>38842337
It's safe to presume that whoever pulled your fat from the fire is still in the vicinity, seeing what your next move is going to be. Thank whoever it is for saving your pathetic ass, ditch the firearms in a dumpster, and check out the warehouse after your shift.

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>tfw gravity is a harsh mistress

LOADING NEW SCENE

>>38842370
We already saved the boy.

Do what the twelve said. We should go there when it's dark. Bring the guns.

>>38842397
>ditch the firearms in a dumpster

>>38842415
>Bring the guns.

Keeping the guns or throwing them away? First choice to three votes decides it!

>>38842400
Oh nooooo!

>>38842420
Keep em. It would be irresponsible not to.

>>38842420
Throw them in the river!

>>38842415
>>38842394

Misread the earlier parts as "boy kidnapped". My mistake.

>>38842400
What villain is this Gravity? We should bring her to justice as soon as possible!

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>38842420

Keep the guns, sell them off later if need be.

>>38842397
>>38842429
We can't just throw them away where every Tom, Brick and Harry could find them. We need to do something more responsible.

Also I am>>38842428
so don't count this as another vote.

>>38842420
Keep them.

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"Jesus, what happened to you?"

>>38842680
Slipped in a puddle?

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"Keep your voice down," I tell Sandy and run a hand through my hair to straighten it out.

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"Why don't you go take a break? I've got this."

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And I put in a full goddamn shift. Eight hours, from the early afternoon until closing time I'm the customer's best friend.

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When nine o'clock finally rolls around I tell Sandy I'll lock up and she can go home. No sense risking her seeing the guns I've got stashed in my work locker.

>>38842792
I love the chocolate thingies on the counter.

>>38842938
That guy looks too happy.

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By the time I get back to my apartment I can barely stand, and it takes me a full minute before I figure out which key works in the lock.

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"Oh, uh, hi! Crazy day, huh?" My new neighbor. I forget his name.

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"I heard you got a dog! That's cool. Uh, if you weren't doing anything tonight, I was wondering if you might want to go out for coffee or something..."

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please!

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>38843112
Take his girly ass to a bar.

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>38843088
Snoop around his apartment when he's not there. New neighbors are always suspicious.

>>38843112
Both of these:
>>38843118
>>38843123
Take him to the bar, get him drunk, bring him back and snoop around his apartment when he's passed out.

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>38843112
Pass out already. You need to rest up before the stakeout.

>>38843088
Wait... I recognize those clothes... That face...

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"Tell you what, how about we go out for a drink instead..."

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"Really? That's great, I know this place near the corner of-"

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"...tomorrow evening."

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"Hi, boy, did you miss me?"

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That's it for tonight, but Lego Quest should resume in 10-12 hours!

I had a lot of fun, so I hope everyone else did too!

>>38843346
Great thread LQ, thanks. This superhero quest is pretty nifty. Where'd you get the city skyline backdrop?

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Let's see... Easter eggs for this episode. The clothesline in the alley >>38839212
was made with all genuine Lego parts. This great rubber string (can't call it a band anymore) was last seen in Deep Shaft 8. I really like how the clothesline turned out.

>>38839212
Didn't even notice the clothesline at first because I was catching up.

Is the arm we got shot in actually cracked? It looks like it in the pic.

Thanks for the quest again!

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>>38843292
I have no idea what you're talking about!

>>38843405
I took a bunch of cliparts of city skyline silhouettes, then pasted them all together, printed it out on a double-wide sheet of paper, and cut it out with a Sword of Exact Zero.

>>38843446
>Is the arm we got shot in actually cracked? It looks like it in the pic.
Yeah, I noticed that earlier but forgot to fix it. It's not symbolic, it's just an oversight!

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Here's a close-up of the espresso machine. I'm pretty proud of how it turned out.

>>38843292
I don't.

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>>38843614
You will!

I guess I should post this in case the thread 404s, but hopefully it's still around in the morning. If you missed the last episode, it's archived along with all the pictures on suptg:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=lego%20quest

And if you follow me on Twitter, you'll get a tweet when the game starts up again (and when other games start too!)
@EndmanOfFuturon

>>38843550
not gonna lie, i could easily see that in a Lego movie coffee shop set, looks so good.

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>>38842400
>gravity is a harsh mistress

>>38843550
That's pretty cool

>>38842996
I want one

>>38843843
>not gonna lie, i could easily see that in a Lego movie coffee shop set, looks so good.
Thanks, anon!

I should be ready to get started again within an hour or two.

>>38847308
I'm here. We have to stop Mistress Gravity's evil plans

And how shall we do that

>>38847680
The same way we solve all our problems; by shooting and/or killing it.

*cues the pinky and the brain theme*

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I shower until the water isn't pink anymore, then give myself three hours' sleep. Hopefully I didn't miss my meeting, but something tells me these people like late nights as much as I do.

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One last look in the mirror and I'm ready to paint the town red.

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The warehouse is at the end of a desolate bend in the road. One bulb on the light pole standing on the island is broken, and the other one's not working, but that's alright. The moon is bright enough tonight.

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This part of town has been abandoned for years. But those tire tracks are new. What are you freaks up to in here?

One guard out front. Who knows what inside.

Let's do it.

>Engage guard
>Case joint
>Dog diversion

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>38849759
>Case joint
There's one guard that we see.

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>38849759
Case joint. Were not getting in by just killing the guard

>>38849807
Oh god fucking dammit. I'm so sorry.

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>38849759
Case the joint to make sure there are no other guards.

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>38849759
>Case the Joint

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>38849759
>Smoke a joint

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>>38849945
>12

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I catch a break when the guard gets distracted by shouting somewhere in the distance and high-tail it across the lot as quietly as I can-

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- and I make it! The guard doesn't move, and I turn around to get started.

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"What the hell is this? The circus back in town?"

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Rolled 9 (1d12)

"I never liked clowns anyway."

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Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>38850178
Dodge dive into him and disarm.

Rolled 11, 3 = 14 (2d12)

>>38850178
Shoot him while Rover bites his arm off.

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>38850178
shoot him in the dick

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>38850178
Sommersault towards attacker. Sweep the leg, Johnny.

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My nerves are on fire as I throw myself through the air at him. The only way I can keep doing this is just not think about what I'm doing. If I start to consider how crazy this is he'll kill me.

>>38850517
>My nerves are on fire as I throw myself through the air at him. The only way I can keep doing this is just not think about what I'm doing. If I start to consider how crazy this is he'll kill me.
Hotline miami summarized.

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But I don't think about it. I just act, and Rover is leaping from the shadows as a spray of bullets pop-pop-pops through the man's stomach and down into his groin, nearly bisecting him and sending a high-pressure blast of blood and spine out of the hole that used to be his back.

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Rolled 5 (1d12)

I can barely hear anything but I manage to turn around in time to catch the front-door guard just as he rounds the corner.

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please!

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>38850622
roll to seduce, convince him we're into bondage.
Then, once he's tied up, beat the shit out of him and throw him into the bay or some shit.

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>38850622
Well, there goes the element of surprise. May as well just open up on the guard.

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>38850622
Shoot the gun out of his hand!

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>38850622
Shoot him in the groin too.

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>38850634
On the one hand, good roll. On the other hand, why. Why would you do this.
>>38850622
Shoot him, then camp the door and shoot everyone else when they come running out to investigate the gunshots.

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"Where's Donny?"

"Hey, big boy. What's the hurry? Your friend was just showing off his gun for me. Guns get me hot."

"Who the hell are you?"

"It's okay, Bottled Blonde sent me out here to keep you guys entertained," I smile as I peel myself off of the wall and strut toward him.

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"What, really?"

"Oh, yeah," I purr.

"Ha! That sounds like something the Blonde would do."

"Time to play cops and robbers," I whisper in his ear.

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"Ha-ha, this is pretty wild, isn't it?"

"It's so wild," I moan.

"Uh, you should probably finish up. They're gonna notice I'm gone sooner or later."

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"I agree."

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Idiot.

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If they don't already know I'm here, they will soon enough.

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please!

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>38851226
Hide in the shadows to see who comes out.

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>38851226
Try to look for any way to enter the building besides the front door.

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I wait in the shadow until my breathing slows and my heartbeat is back to normal, but nobody comes out. Is it possible that nobody heard me?

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>38851226
Search the bodies.

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The guys I took down are packing more ammo than they'll ever need. Enough to reload my guns with plenty to spare.

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Just when I think I can't get any luckier, there's a back door. A open, unlocked, unguarded back door.

This has gotta be too good to be true.

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Looks like someone's been paying the electricity bill.

Ahead I hear voices. Loud, angry voices.

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Two guards I can see. Maybe more that I can't.

What will you do now?

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>38852052
Try for a higher/better vantage point

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>38852052
Set the contents of the crates aflame with your lighter. We'll have an easier time clearing the building of baddies if the whole place is on fire, right?

>>38852052
See if there's another path.

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>38852150
Forgot my roll

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The argument seems pretty intense. The guards keep flinching like they're about to open fire. Someone's making enough noise that I can climb up onto a pile of crates without anyone the wiser.

What the-?

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>38852052
Rover, sic balls.

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I look over the edge of the crate just in time to see a giant with bulging, misshapen muscles fling his chair backward hard enough for it to impact off the wall behind him.

"I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS! You call me here as if I am a common dog, and THIS ONE insults me as though I am a child! I am Adam Bomb, the metasapien! I am the pinnacle of human evolution! Mine is the perfect human form! I will not be talked down to like this!"

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"I do not need to seek work from the likes of you! Perhaps I will crush you and your pathetic guards and carry out this plan on my own!"

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"You sound like a broken record, Adam. For all your muscles, one drop of Chlorophilia's special mixture and you'll find yourself turning into a rubber tree plant!"

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"Enough, both of you."

The words are spoken, and at first I don't recognize where they come from, then I force myself to look harder and something seems to materialize, something that my brain didn't want me to see.

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And once I see her, I can't look away.

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It's her.

It's really her.

Bottled Blonde.

"You are going to obey me because you know it is in both of your best interests to do so. Adam, for all your strength they will eventually put you back in Blackgate, unless I help you. Chlorophilia, your fantastic chemicals require money. How many bank robberies will you be able to pull off before someone gets in a lucky shot?

"We have a bigger problem than your petty squabbling. The body of the Tennessee Squinter was found along the shoreline near the Bay Street Bridge. He was supposed to deliver a quantity of weapons to us. Our sources within the police department retrieved most of the shipment, but some of it is still unaccounted for."

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I'm listening so intently that I almost don't notice when a shadow falls over me.

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>38852952
quick jerk of the neck wont feel a thing

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>38852952
Kick whoever it is in the groin and run

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>38852952
catpcha: hProd
The most silent takedown is a lethal takedown!
Prod with the prod!

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>38852952
Use our power of shooting people in the head! Make bullets fly everywhere!

We're dead.

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>38852952
Calling it now:
It's our new neighbour, who is also secretly a superhero

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>38852952
Seduction!

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>38852952
Pose as a supervillain and infiltrate their ranks to destroy them from within!

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A hand grabs my cape and yanks me backward and we both go tumbling over the edge of the crates.

>>38853211
ooh, his name shall be Pinstripe Shades

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The landing is easy to describe.

>>38853229
Pull a Hitman and light 'em up!

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Rolled 6 (1d12)

"What? A- a hero?" the Blonde laughs. "Oh, this is too perfect! We'll have some fun with this one! Adam, grab her!"

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Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>38853266
>>38853249

>>38853344
How to roll dice is in the sticky.

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>38853266
Stall them. Tell them you have the remainder of the arms shipment.

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>38853266
Tell them no, you're a new supervillain and want to join.

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>38853336
okay i see what i did wrong
>>38853369
>>38853336

>>38853444
channel Brock samson

>>38853249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plhkJ_L0EOw

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"Ha-ha-ha" the giant laughs. He starts to reach toward me, but then I show him what's under the cape. "Huh?"

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I unload on him at point-blank range and the laugh gets louder.

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"You stupid, unevolved primate! My skin is impervious to bullets! You cannot harm m-"

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"YAAAAARGH!"

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"Aaah!"

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"AAAAGH!"

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"Urgh!"

The last of them dies with a single pop, and then it's just me and the Blonde.

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"You have me at a disadvantage. You know my name, but I have no idea who you are. A very motivated individual, it seems."

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"However, I should warn you..."

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Rolled 11 (1d12)

"Your guns are both empty."

What? That's impossible, there should be at least - but it's true!

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Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>38854286
Surrender.

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>38854286
Point and tell her her fly is down, then run away when she looks.

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>38854286
More mindfuckery. Shoot her anyway.

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"Giving up so soon, primate?"

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"TOO BAD!"

The giant lifts me into the air and slams me into the broken table

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and everything goes dark

>>38853211
NO CAPES.

is the green haired lady inspired by the Nightly News at Nine villains SVELT villains?

sounds better than "poor mans Toxikita"

You got it mate

>tears cape off

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I don't so much swim back to consciousness as float, and I don't have much say in the matter. Once I start to realize I'm still alive, I immediately regret it. Feels like I got hit in the head with a sledgehammer.

Voices. I can't make out what they're saying, and as I try to turn over, I realize I can't move.

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"I can't believe she shot me!"

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"At least you can still see!"

"That's fine for you, you need to see about as well as you need to think."

"HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT, UNEVOLVED CRETIN!"

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"Hush, you two. Our interesting new friend is awake."

>>38856238
Kinky.

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Bottled Blonde taps something and the rack spins around fast enough to make me dizzy, and drops straight back so all I can do is look up into their awful faces.

"Don't take this the wrong way, child," the Blonde tells me as she leans over me and I see my own face reflected in hers, "but we spent a great deal of time and effort getting the hero problem under control. We'll have to make an example out of you, to discourage anyone else from being so foolish."

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>38856345
Piss ourselves in fear.

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>38856345
>"You're pretty!"

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Rolled 8 (1d12)

ROVER FOR THE SAVE!

also you inspired me to make my own super

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>38856345

bluff and intimidate

Tell them tenessee is the example they will follow and that the place is rigged with explosives or something.

>>38856430
80's Michael Jackson?

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>38856345
Summon Bigger Fish!

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>38856345
Tell them you'll take them to where the rest of the arms shipment is stashed if they let you live.

So we use beebee guns?

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That's what it takes. That's my limit. I hit it.

And I crack. I cry like a baby, sobbing until snot runs down my cheek. I don't beg, but I do just about everything else.

"Oh my," the Blonde scorns. "I had hoped you were made of sterner stuff than that. This is almost disappointing. We'll wait a little while until you can get yourself together. Come on, Adam, Chlorophilia."

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"You're pathetic, even for a human," Adam Bomb growls with a sneer on his face as he leans over and blots out the ceiling lights. "We should just throw you out the window right now."

But he doesn't. He leaves me here and he follows the Blonde out without looking back.

And then it's just me and Chlorophilia.

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"I was thinking, since we're already going to kill you later, I might try a couple of experiments on you. After all, wouldn't that be a great message to send to people - 'Don't be a hero or you'll get turned into a plant and chopped up and burned!'"

She turns her back to me and when I can see her again she has a syringe full of whatever it is she keeps in that crazy gun of hers.

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

>>38857167
Embrace our future as a tree

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>38857167
Break thumb on one hand, slip out of cuff, and redirect that needle when she tries to stick us with it.

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>38857264
whoops shit

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>38857167
Latent super powers activate!

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>38857167
Taunt her mercilessly

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>38857167
We know she's strapped for cash. Try appealing to her greedy side.

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>38857167
Helloo Poison Ivy

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>38857167
>"I just wanted to shoot people and be praised for it!"

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>38857167
Seduce her.

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I tell her trees are great. Everybody loves trees. I just want to stay a human so I can love trees. Goddammit, what are these chains made out of?

"You don't understand," she laughs. "Once you're a plant, you'll love being a plant!"

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Finally I resort to that old favorite, promising money. I can't believe it gets a response at first, but it does.

>>38857614
That sounds great, why don't you try it?

Rolling to convince her into making herself a plant.

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>38857724
rolling to remember to roll

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Chlorophilia leans in, and I can see that her eyes don't look like a normal human's eyes. The veins look like something you'd see on leaves. "Where are you going to get all this money?"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please?

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>38857822
Grab the needle and stick it in her eye

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>38857822
Police Interrupt?

>>38857871
The dice hate me

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>38857822
Tell her you know all the access numbers to Bottled Blonde's accounts, and you'll tell her what they are if she frees you.

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>38857895
But officer they MADE me dress like this.

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>38857822
>>38857871

>>38857822
Convince her she's smart enough to pull off Blonde's plan on her own. You'll take the others out if she lets you go.

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>38858185

>>38857822
Tell her how blondie her henchmen shot at trees in the park. Retribution is in order.

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>38858249

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"Now hold still, this will probably hurt!" Chlorophilia reassures me as the needle descends toward my eye. I strain my wrist against the chain until I feel like my arm is tearing off, but I can't reach it. This is it, this is the end, this is-

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"Urk!" Chlorophilia squeaks as something yanks her backward out of my field of vision.

oh snap, endor payback time

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Then there's nothing but silence.

"Hello?" I call. Blood and adrenaline pounds in my temples as all I can hear is my own ragged breath.

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Before I can draw in any more air, the rack lurches into the air and spins around, and I almost fall on the floor when the chains sag and snap open!

"Wha-"

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"Good evening, my lady. I apologize for that delay, it took a moment longer to hack their system than I had hoped."

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"Shall we be off?"

What will you do now?

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>>38858767

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>38858767
>literal white knight

pff

>>38858792
Go with him, he seems friendly enough.

>>38858792
Double tap

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>38858767
Die of laughter upon seeing your savior.

>>38858792
>Leave a note saying, "Sorry for shooting up the place, but I'll get you next time!"

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>38858792
Smash all the most expensive-looking gear, make sure Greenhair is down for the count, then be off.

>>38858792
Like you're going to stick around for the others to return? Retrieve Rover and go with the with the nice cosplayer.

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>38858792
>Inject the needle into Chlorophiliac.

>>38858792
Time to take out Bottled Blonde.

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>38858792
Be a strong, independent woman who don't need no man- but is still grateful for the rescue.
>Actual white knight
I swear to God, if this is our neighbor, we will never hear the end of this shit.
Is this guy like the embodiment of /tg/ wanting to be a hero?

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"Please stand behind me, my lady. These windows are shatterproof."

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I barely have time to clap my gloves over my ears before a plume of superhot gas explodes outward, exploding its way through the window and roiling into the night air.

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"Come, my lady, follow me!"

Like that he grabs me and leaps out throw the broken window and my stomach lurches as my brain registers that we're ninety stories above traffic.

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We spiral in freefall and I start to tell him that this was a bad idea...

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...when he shrugs his shield underneath us and I feel a thump like a sonic boom. "There, no danger at all!" he laughs as we somehow cease our plummet and begin rising and speeding up, until we're surfing on air!

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"Ah, here we are!" he says as we drift to the ground on the outskirts of the city. "I would not presume to ask you for your address, but if I might, I would like to give you a small piece of advice."

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"Chlorophilia can be killed, but her anatomy is not that of a normal human. Adam Bomb may possibly be killed, but so far, no one has succeeded. Bottled Blonde has been killed before. As you saw, it rarely stops her."

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"You have a great deal of spirit, but the time may come when I won't be able to save you."

What will you do now?

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>38860048
repay him in sexual favors

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>38860117
No.
>>38860048
Thank him for the advice, then head home. That's enough heroing for one night.

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>38860048
Kill him and take his armour.

>>38860048
Ask if it was him(?) who saved you in the park this afternoon.

>>38860177
Mother,
fucker.

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>38860048
"Well, maybe we could make sure you won't have to by going after them together? I mean, maybe we can make Meadhead McGee choke to death?"

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>38860048
Who are you?

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Lack of sleep, all the adrenaline, the flight down here, it all wraps together, leaving me weak-kneed and bewildered. I feel like a teenager. Horny, pissed off, I can't decide whether I want to sleep with this guy or kill him. All I can manage to blurt out is "Do I know you?"

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"You don't know me," he says and shrugs that shield off. It almost hits the ground but not quite, just floating until he puts his full weight down. "It's safer for you that way."

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He says something else as he rockets into the air, but I can't quite hear it. I think it's "Keep your mask on".

>>38861003
"Hey! I can see your face! Howdy, neighbor!"

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Good advice.

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I wish he had dropped me off a little closer to home.

>>38861024
Ha ha, whoops! Well, rest assured that you couldn't quite see who it was from that angle.

>>38861027
>>38861057
>Panties status:
>[x]WET
>[ ]UNWET

>>38861163
Yeah, she peed herself on the table remember.
That's gonna be one awkward cab ride home.

If she has some change in her leotard that is.