>>38831671
I sigh and move away from the window. I really should do something with this day, I mean it would almost be a shame to let it go by without at least doing something. Though I can't really enjoy torturing Clementine or Kimberly anymore since they are to broken to care what I do to them now, which is no fun at all. I could mess with the new one, Snack, but she can't seem to talk back to me and has been a bit too chipper for my tastes lately, despite everything I've done to her. Maybe those people are just all freaks?

I shrug, I'm really worrying too much about something that doesn't even matter, I need to do something to take my mind of all this inane bullshit.

What do I do?
[] Sit down next to Maria, she always helps get my mind back on track
[] Maybe if I made them torture eachother?
[] open the window and stare out of it
[] inspect trophies
[] try to make some food/poison/ explosives 1d20
[] Bother Maria
[] Go visit one of my boring prisoners
[] ASSEMBLE THE FUCK THE SUPERNATURAL SQUAD,
[] Talk to Elizabeth or Maria
[] write in

>>38831685
>[] Sit down next to Maria, she always helps get my mind back on track
>[] Talk to Maria

>>38831685
>[] open the window and stare out of it
>[] try to make some food/poison/ explosives 1d20

>>38831685
>[] Bother Maria
>[] Go visit one of my boring prisoners
May as well visit Snack anyway

Here's hoping Knight will show up this session

>>38831685
>[] Sit down next to Maria, she always helps get my mind back on track

>>38831685
[] Maybe if I made them torture each other?
This isn't gonna win, but the idea's just amusing, if slightly sick. Then again, this IS Layla we're talking about...

>>38831685
[X] Maybe if I made them torture each other?
[X] Sit down next to Maria, she always helps get my mind back on track

>>38831685
>[] Sit down next to Maria, she always helps get my mind back on track
>[] Talk to Elizabeth or Maria

>>38831685
>[] Maybe if I made them torture eachother?
Sounds fun.

>>38831685
>[] Sit down next to Maria, she always helps get my mind back on track
>[] Talk to Elizabeth or Maria

>>38831685
>[] Sit down next to Maria, she always helps get my mind back on track
>[] Talk to Maria

>>38831685
[] try to make some food/poison/ explosives 1d20
Does anyone else think it should have been
[] try to make some explosive/poison/food 1d20 ?

Damn, lost the update, give me a sec

I want to make poisons today, its been so long since the last time, and we haven't made any since we learned to make stuff with vampire blood.

Maybe I could make them torture eachother? Nah that wouldn't work they'd just have fun with it after awhile wouldn't they? and that's no fun at all if they're having fun with it. I'll find something out, but first. I smile and crouch low to the ground, and creep slowly over to the couch and peer over the back of it.

Maria is still in her pajamas and has a bowl of steaming popcorn on her lap, and her hair is the right kind of messy to make her even cuter than she usually is. Elizabeth is dressed and is sitting on the other side of the couch. The one show Maria likes is playing, can't really tell what's going on with all the lights on the screen.

I pull myself over and sit myself next to maria, making her jolt in surprise and nearly throw the popcorn everywhere.

"Layla, didn't we a talk about not surprising me like this?" She asks as I rub my cheek against her shoulder.

"Maybeee" I say "but I probably didn't pay attention to most of it'

"Well, I didn't know what I expected" She says running a hand through my hair "but at least you didn't listen to me because now Your mine, come here"

I yelp in surprise as she pulls me into a hug and pulls me closer.

"Changing subjects!" My sister says quickly "has this show gotten more violent, because I don't remember it being this violent when I a kid"

"Well the whole new series has been a bit darer I guess" Maria says "Didn't really notice it much since Kitty here has done far worse to people"

"Layla could do worse than flaying something alive with fire?" She says "I mean look at her, she's like a big ol cat isn't she"

"Is that a challenge, lil sis?" I ask turning towards her smiling widely

"N..no?" She says scooting away from me "But why did they just suddenly make it so you know, edgy"

Maria shrugs and begins to scratch me behind the ears, making me struggle to keep my focus as I nuzzle up against her purring.

"Well it's better than fluffy friendship adventures isn't it?" I ask
cont

>>38832378
"Hey there's nothing wrong with those kinds of shows" Maria says pulling on my hair gently "They're really nice, you know"

"Still sickeningly sweet" I say sticking my tongue out "Just not my kind of show really"

"Yeah you prefer those really old cartoons" Elizabeth says.

"They're classics" I say

"They're also like a hundred years old,sis" She says

"And that doesn't change the fact they're still good" I say

Elizabeth shrugs and continues to stare at the screen.

What do I do?
[] Hey want to see something cool Sis?
[] ask one of them something else
[]actually watch the show
[] Mess with one of them
[] Continue talking
[] MARIAAAA!
[]write in

>>38832457
>[] Hey want to see something cool Sis?
>[] Mess with one of them

>>38832378
HM I think you poked the bear.

>>38832457
>[] Hey want to see something cool Sis?
I have no idea what cool thing this is talking about, Layla has a bunch of those.

>>38832457
>[]actually watch the show

>"Well it's better than fluffy friendship adventures isn't it?" I ask
Thinking of some of the friendship adventures you went on with Maria, I wouldn't be so sure.

>>38832457
>[x] Hey want to see something cool Sis?

>>38832457
>[] MARIAAAA!
Pretty sure she has seen all the cool things Layla has to show, except for that part we don't want to show her

>>38832457
>[] Continue talking
>[] MARIAAAA!

>>38832457
>[] Continue talking
>[] MARIAAAA!

>>38832457
>[]actually watch the show
>get distracted
>[] MARIAAAA!
>[] Continue talking

>>38832532
>>38832457
>[]actually watch the show
Just see what the queen of whatever looks like.

>>38832457
>[]actually watch the show
We have to be there for Maria for when it gets sad.

>>38832650
>Inb4 "hey that looks like Mom"

>>38832687
Our Mom is dead. Has been for a while.

>>38832702
Chaos reincarnation of her. Or it could be one of our sisters.

>>38832718
Its obviously Layla from the future.

>>38832759
Not catty or insane enough. Plus no fire, poison, or knives involved.

>>38832782
Alternate reality future.

>>38832795
See How she acts? I'd see her as more an alt Maria than Layla.

>>38832832
I don't see the resemblance at all, I was mostly making fun of the "she could be random character X" thing.

"You really have strange tastes, you know that?" Elizabeth says leaning back into the couch.

"And what do you mean by that, exactly?" I ask, she better not be talking about maria, Maria is wonderful, she isn't strange or weird.

"Nothing it's just that most girls don't like watching old war movies and cartoons" She says "or you know killing people"

"You like burning people and cats so you're one to talk" I say tilting my head so Maria could pet it easier "and besides I like more things than just that, anyways"

"Cat's aren't a weird thing to like" Elizabeth says sounding a bit angry "and I don't like to burn people, I like burning things"

"People are things" I say

Elizabeth sighs and shakes her head.

"Could you two please stop arguing, I'm trying to watch the show" Maria says pulling on my hair gently, pouting in a very cute way. I nod and sit upright, my tails swishing behind me as I look at the screen intently.

I don't really now what's going on but that wall just blew up for some reason, oh there's someone in the wall...she looks like a character from of Maria's "Games", and she looks like she's wearing some of the stuff that poured out of the basin I poured on the zombies. She almost looks like one of those old dolls, except a person, and with horns and little wings that wouldn't help her fight. Oh and now she's wrapped and chains and the girl who I threw knives out is taunting her, hahah, okay that...that is just...did they have to do that, that's a bit to much isn't it.

"Layla, can you stop pulling on my arm, please?" Maria asks

"Sorry" I say letting go

luckily the scene has passed and she's now on the ground and, okay come on seriously isn't this a show for kids? That's that's uuuuh..Oh thank god it's over. And now she's pissed, well I can understand that doll woman thing, I'd be in a murderous rage if someone did that to me to, unless it was Maria.

"Wow, did she just kill her?" Elizabet asks as Maria grabs me and squeezes me tightly
cont

>>38832917
That narration is kinda weird from Layla, considering how she enjoys little more than taunting shit way out of her weight-class.

>>38833002
I find that odd too, I would have thought Layla would approve. Its how she would have done it.

>>38832917
I see the girl who dared look like maria bounce like a ball down the streets, leaving little craters before she slides.

A sad little song begins to play as she lay motionless on the ground, Maria makes a little squeak and hugs me tighter.

She slowly gets back up, her arms shaking as she coughs roughly and stands up, swaying from side to side.

Maria Cheers and hugs me even tighter, and kisses me. I struggle a bit until she lets go and hugs me again, making me purr quietly.

"How did she survive that?" Elizabeth asks "I mean no one could survive that"

"I'm pretty sure I could survive that, easily" I say "In fact that looked a bit fun"

"You're undead Layla" Maria says pulling on my hair gently "and you better not try to do that"

"Do I need to leave again?" Elizabeth says sounding a bit flustered.

"No no" Maria says "just making sure Layla doesn't do anything stupid"

"It isn't stupid if it's fun" I say shrugging as I sit back up.

Okay now she's flying away from her and she's hiding, why is there a little her there and why is she talking to it, it looks annoying, I'd have killed it by now and what? Super mode? now that's sounds interesting, She tears open the locket and is bathed in lights and it switches back to the queen, who still fuck mad it seems. There goes a wall and...wow, that is...amazing,
Oh her legs are flickering with magic around them, hmm, You know I think I know what the little thing was talking about damages, Maria doesn't seem to notice and is smiling happily.

Okay, I don't think I could get up from that and there she goes to beat her ass, wow, that woman can take some punishment.. And now she runs away, oh come on at least try and fight, you coward.

And lets see if I'm right, triumphant music and she tries to get up and, yeah, Looks like I was...actually didn't I cripple myself before I made myself a vampire? wasn't really paying attention, but who cares.
cont
>>38833002
>>38833081
Remember how lewd the show is?

>>38833154
Maria smiles slowly fades as it downs on her what just happened. She hugs me closer and Bites her lip shaking her head as she begins to cry a bit. I run my hand through her hair, trying to cheer her up since I don't like it when she cries because it makes me feel terrible.

the episode ends, and the credits play, without the usual music, I didn't really pay attention towards the end really, since I was trying to comfort Maria.

What do I do?
[] try to cheer Maria up somehow *how?*
[] Take Elizabeth to see *one of the three prisoners/magic/ the knife you stole from the teacher/your trophies*
[]Well that was awesome, anyone else a bit hungry now?
[] Go to a class
[] go on a job
[] write in

>>38833251
>[] try to cheer Maria up somehow
Do the catnip Layla, the ultimate sacrifice for marias happiness.

>>38833251
>>38833296
Seconding

>>38833251
>[] try to cheer Maria up somehow *how?*
Maria, She's magic. Speaking from experience magic is basically bullshit. If you have it and want it enough you can do whatever you want. Pretty sure she'll get her legs back soon.

>>38833251
>[] try to cheer Maria up somehow
>Get in her lap in start to lick her face
People like it when cat do that, right?
At least it will distract her

>>38833330
And after this we should take Liz to see our pets. A grand tour of all of them!

>>38833251
>[] try to cheer Maria up somehow
>I could make her into a vampire, that would help, it did for me.

>>38833345
I really don't want Eli to find out about our pets.

>>38833251
>>38833330
This is fine
Also try talking to her about whatever happened.

Oh I just can't stand seeing Maria crying, it just stabs at my already unbeating heart, it isn't fair at all for her to ruin her beautiful face. I sit myself on her lap and turn around to face her, as she wipes her eyes, still sobbing quietly.

"Okay, I'm just going to go take a shower for a bit" Elizabeth says, turning bright red as she rushes off the couch and into the bathroom, slamming the door behind her, before locking it.

I stick my tongue out and lick Maria's cheek.

"L..layla what are you doing" She giggles as she lightly pushes against my forhead as I lick her again "S..stop that tickles, stop it ahaha"

"But you taste good Maria I can't help myself" I say as I like her cheek again.

She laughs and pets me on the head, before frowning again. I frown and hug and pat her on the back, She hugs me tightly and doesn't let go for a while, I don't know how long because I was enjoying myself far to much.

She let go eventually and pushed me off of herself, before she got up and sat near by her computer, staring at the window.

Well she isn't crying anymore, so there's that, right?

What do I do/
[] Continue to try to cheer her up
[] take Elizabeth somewhere
[]t ake maria somewhere
[]Ask Maria something
[] Taking my frustrations out on something
[] go to a class
[] go visit a pet
[]go look for somebuddy
[] write in

>>38833628
Sorry for being slow today

>>38833628
[X] go visit a pet (witch)
[X] Taking my frustrations out on something

Time to... Pay a visit to our pets.

>>38833628
>[] Continue to try to cheer her up
>[]Ask Maria something
>Are you going to be alright, should I get you something?
>take Elizabeth somewhere
>visit Kimberly and Klementine, possibly make a trip to request guy

>>38833628
>[] Continue to try to cheer her up

>>38833628
>[] Continue to try to cheer her up

>>38833628
[] Continue to try to cheer her up
[]Ask Maria something
You going to be ok? She's alive at least. Better than the alternative.
[] Taking my frustrations out on something
Fighting teacher.

>>38833628
>[] Continue to try to cheer her up

>>38833653
Its alright.

>>38833628
>[] Continue to try to cheer her up
>[]Ask Maria something
>Are you going to be alright, should I get you something?

>>38833628
>[] Continue to try to cheer her up
I wonder if maria has any magical girl costumes she's bought for Layla

>>38833628
We should make some pore poison. Our stock of Ghoul is running low.

>>38833628
>[] Continue to try to cheer her up
>[]Ask Maria something
>Is there something else bothering you, Maria?


>don't know how long because I was enjoying myself far to much
*hnnngghh* Layla, you are a psychotic serial killer, you have no right to be this endearing.

>>38833759
Its actually empty, I think.
We put the last syringe of it into fighting teach.

>>38833779
That only makes it more imperative that we replenish our stock. Layla is a poisoner, without poisons curretnly. She needs moar poisons.

I stare at her for a second or two as I hear the shower begin to run, and the pipes shake and quake. I huff and walk over to her and wrap my arms around my neck, placing my head on her shoulder as she stares out the window with a dead look in her eyes.

"Are you okay maria?" I ask "do you want me to go get you anything or something"

"No, I'm fine" She says lifelessly as she looks out the window "Just feeling a bit depressed is all"

"Is that show really bothering you that much?" I ask "I mean loosing your legs isn't the worst thing that could happen to you"

"Well I wouldn't take it so seriously if, you know she wasn't actually real and I didn't meet her in person" She says "But what if she can never walk again?"

"Yeah so what?" I ask "People I've met have had a lot worse happen to them, and I'm sure it will all turn out fine in the end, I mean magic is a thing, and it is nearly the answer for everything"

"Mostly by you" She says smirking slightly "Yeah, I mean but still it's really sad, I mean what would you do if that happened to me?"

"Kill whoever did it over the course of a year" I say smiling "Why do you ask?"

Maria stares at me, no doubt shocked at my loyalty and the lengths I'd do to punish any who'd dare lay a hand on her pretty face.

"..O..okay" She says quietly, smiling slightly "ha..ahaha"

"Do you feel better now?" I ask smiling as I rub my cheek against hers again.

"Y...y..yeah" She says nodding "and I guess there's a lot worse things that could've happened now that I think about it, ehehe"

I smile and hug Maria from behind the chairs.

"GET BACK HERE YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!!" I hear a familarly angry voice shout from out the window, causing maria to jolt suddenly. Oh Thomas seems to be out and about for once.

"Oh, someone is about to die" I laugh happily as I squeeze maria gently.
cont

>>38833946

What do I do
[] Go see what thomas is doing
[] you aren't happy yet, what would cheer you up
[] OH OH, I need to Show Eli this!
[] Want to do something outside? I mean it's the perfect weather for swimming
[] make something
[] give something to Maria
[] Look out the window 1d20
[] write in

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>38833946
[X] Look out the window 1d20

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>38833962
>[] you aren't happy yet, what would cheer you up
>[] Want to do something outside? I mean it's the perfect weather for swimming
>[] Look out the window 1d20

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>38833962
[] Look out the window 1d20

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>38833962
>[] you aren't happy yet, what would cheer you up
>Oh, lets make poisons together, that always cheers me up too
>[] make something
>[] Look out the window 1d20

>Maria
>Wanting to do something outside
>Ever

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>38833962
>[] you aren't happy yet, what would cheer you up
>[] Go see what thomas is doing
>[] Look out the window 1d20

>>38833962
>[] you aren't happy yet, what would cheer you up
>[] Want to do something outside? I mean it's the perfect weather for swimming

>>38833962
>[] you aren't happy yet, what would cheer you up
>[] Want to do something outside? I mean it's the perfect weather for swimming
>Get Eli too
Time to move the plot and meet the Knight.

>>38834024
>Gonna cast my vote with this.

SPOILERS ARE NOT RELATED TO THIS QUEST
HM, don't worry about what happened during UMGQ. Anons made a stupid choice, there are gonna be consequences for that. If there aren't then what's the point of giving us a choice? You're doing fine, and I, for one, will keep following it.

"You're still not happy yet" I say pulling her slightly "come on just cheer up, people get hurt it's the way of the world, there's no reason to be sad about it"

"You just don't understand Layla" She sighs "It just wasn't fair, all she wanted to do was help people and.."

Ah, she's starting to cry again no no no I need to stop this, I can't just let her cry, I just can't it wouldn't be fair to the world for her to cry and make her cute face all wet and sad.

"Uh, uh, do you want to do something outside, Maria?" I ask her quickly "I mean it's the perfec weather for swimming, so we should go swimming right?"

"You don't need to torture yourself to make me happy Layla" Maria says smiling as she scratches behind my ears "Just forget it okay"

"No, we're going to the beach and you are going to be happy" I say grabbing her arm.

"Okay okay" She says pulling against my arm "can you let me get changed first, well unless you want to go skinny dipping"

"Huh?" I ask turning towards her, my ears twitching in the air as I hear a scream of terror from outside, I go over to the window and look out it.

"You know, swimming, with nothing on" She says teasingly "Oh you know that could be a bit of fun with you"

"Uuuh" I say as she laughs and walks away.

I mean it would be really nice to see her in the water like that, but what if someone...wait, is that thomas down there. I push my face against the window and squint. Yeah that looks like my dead aquatince, with a sword in his gut, leaving a trail of dark red blood as he sprints after someone, who I can't really see, but he seems to be running towards the beach, kind of

Maria pulls my shoulder gently and I turn towards her. She holds a a tiny swimsuit up and smiles as she approaches me, giggling. it's that same color of light green everything I own seems to be.

"Uuuuh" I say as she backs me into a corner

"come on layla, I thought you wanted to go swimming" She says smiling as she takes another step towards me
cont

>>38834342
"But I already have a swimsuit maria" I say looking for a way to escape "I don't need another one"

"But you'll look so cute in this one" She says giggling "and it will make me happy, don't you want to make me happy Layla"

"MOTHERFUCKER STOP RUNNING FROM ME!!" Thomas shouts from outside.

Maria jumps in surprise and I run past her. I feel something grab both my tails and pull, causing me to gasp in pain as I fall to the ground and feel Maria begin to pull my hoodie of as she begins to undress me, humming to herself as she does so.

I reach out towards the door, I can still make it I can still...uuuuh
....
"Ah you're so cute Layla!" Maria shouts as she takes pictures of my with her phone as I look at my feet "Didn't I say you'd look cute"

What do I say
[] uuuuh
[] Can we go to the beach now?
[] Help me elizabeth
[] .....
[] Lets just go to the beach, come on elizabeth
[] cast a spell 1d20
[] bring something along
[] write in

>>38834422
>[] uuuuh
>[] .....
>[] Lets just go to the beach, come on elizabeth
>[] bring something along, stuff to make a good fire of course

>>38834422
>[] bring something along
our knives, we can't be left without our knives, we should bring that new one we got too

>>38834422
>[] .....
>[] Lets just go to the beach, come on Elizabeth
>[] bring something along
Knives, fire stuff and maybe some stuff to make poisons.

>>38834458
This, but also bring a knife or two along. Just in case, of course.

>>38834422
>[] uuuuh
What supposed to be the difference between
>[] Can we go to the beach now?
and
>[] Lets just go to the beach, come on elizabeth

>>38834475
>>38834481
Prett sure we take our knives with us anyway. Just alone because even Maria wouldn't get Layla that easily to walk around the school in a swimsuit.

>>38834422
>[] Can we go to the beach now?
>[] Lets just go to the beach, come on elizabeth
>[] bring something along
Our Hoodie, with knives and syringes
Its like a safety blanket from lewd.

>>38834422
>[] uuuuh
>[] .....
>[] Can we go to the beach now?
>bring weapons, cheshire mask, and hoodie

>>38831671
>watching that show Maria likes with the girls and the explosions and railroading into *poof* no legs.

>>38834666
Oh fuck off shitposter.

Sage for off topic.

"Uuuh" I whine as she snaps more pictures, giggling almost drunkenly before she close her phone, biting her lip as she looks at it and gives me a hug before she walks past me.

I grab my hoodie and sip it up over myself, smiling in relief, well at least I'm covered now. Maria walks into the kitchen and begins to grab something from the fridge while I search through my back pack, thankfully I still have some stuff to stick people with if anyone gets to close, I fill a few syringes quickly and place them in my hoodies holders. I also grab my combat knife and my new and cool looking one and stuff them into either side of the little pouch.

"So are you ready to go now, Layla?" Maria asks, smiling happily as she brushes her forehead with her hand

"Yeah, lets just get going" I say "Wait, I nearly forgot, Elizabeth, do you want to go to the beach to"

"What?" Elizabeth asks as she walks out of the bathroom "But I just took a shower, and I don't have swimsuit"

"You can borrow my other one" I say as I walk out the door, waiting outside for Elizabeth, no one stares at me thankfully, or Maria, but then again barely anyone walks by, so I'm guessing most of them are out and a bout or hiding from thomas

"Why are you even going to the beach?" Elizabeth asks as she walks out, only covered by a towel "I though you didn't like water now"

"Because I'm bored" I groan as we walk down the hall "and because it isn't cold anymore so we should at least celebrate a little right?"

"Well still we could just have a bonfire" She mumble as we walk down the stairs and out into the courtyard. I think Maria and elizabeth talk about something but I don't pay much attention as I think about who could have pissed thomas off so much, or who would've thought it was a good idea to impale him with a sword, though I do have to admit it I did think it was a bit funny.

We walk over to the beach and I can see Thomas standing there, looking back and forth, sword still sticking out of his chest

>>38834751
cont
What do I do?
[] sunbathe
[] Splash around in the water
[] go swimming with Maria 1d20
[] Surprise Thomas 1d20
[] So what happened, Frankenstein?
[] Help set up
[] Stab thomas, playfully 1d20
[] write in

>>38834785
>[] So what happened, Frankenstein?

>>38834785
>[] So what happened, Frankenstein?
>[] Help set up
he might want to take that sword out of him now

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>38834785
[] Surprise Thomas 1d20
[] So what happened, Frankenstein?
[] Help set up

>>38834785
>take sword

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>38834785
>[] Stab thomas, playfully 1d20
A friendly stab among immortality bros
>[] So what happened, Frankenstein?
>[] Help set up

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>38834817
This.

>>38834785
>[] So what happened, Frankenstein?
>[] Help set up

>>38834785
>[] So what happened, Frankenstein?
>pull sword out
>[] Help set up

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>38834785
>[] go swimming with Maria 1d20

>>38834710
>Singular.
>Implying there is only one.

I think you underestimate the magnitude of how bad that sanity defying decision was.

>>38834930
Players brought it on themselves and Headmaster decided not to end quest, so legs. Legs have real value and can't just be made up with powergrinding like stats can. We made a fucking retarded ass decision and guess what. Conse-fucking-quences.

>>38834955
>Conse-fucking-quences.

I scored 96 on the vocab section of the ASVAB. I do not have the linguistic skill to describe how far over the line that went past acceptable consequences. I doubt that if I aced it and got a 99 that I would be able to word it correctly.

The english language is simply insufficient to describe how bad of an idea that was although I am 3% away from being able to say that for sure..

>>38835034
Nah man, you're just a butthurt 'tard.

>>38835034
We knowingly antagonized and attacked The Queen of Chaos. 2 crits and all she got was a busted lip. She made it clear she had no interest in fighting us at that time and then we pressed the issue repeatedly. We pulled on superman's cape enough for him to uppercut us. We were not going to get out of that fight without losing something of value. Legs are light compared to losing a friend, a parent or dying. We tried pulling YOLO shit without thinking it through and guess what we got hurt.

>>38835066
And He won't stop being one if you point it out, so please kindly stop giving him the attention he desperatly craves.

>>38835066
In the face of such an eloquent rebuttal and such use of facts, I am left no choice but to recant my statement and admit defeat.

>>38835096
>We were not going to get out of that fight without losing something of value

Fair enough. Hell I agree with you. The legs thing though...HOLY SHIT!

"Why does he have to be here?" Elizabeth asks nervously hiding behind me as we walk down to the beach

"I don't know I'll ask him" I say walking up to him, elizabeth hiding behind Maria as I walk up to him and tap him on the shoulder.

Thomas turns around and stares at me with his eyes burning with anger and hate, like usual.

"Oh it's just just you" he says flatly "Didn't think you liked the sun much, cat"

"So what happened to you then Frankenstein?" I ask him as Maria begins to unpack the bags she brought with her, Elizabeth helping.

"Oh some fucker screamed and stabbed me for no godamn reason" he sighs looking around "I was about to beat him to death, but I can't seem to find the little shit"

"Layla, aren't you going to help set up?" Maria asks

"Sorry, Coming!" I shout as I run over to her and begin to help her lay out towels and set up one of those big beach umbrellas.

"So what's with him, Layla?" Elizabeth asks as I pat down a towel

"Eh, he can't die" I say shrugging "I think he's a zombie or something"

"Oh, that's good" Maria laughs "I thought he was another vampire or something"

"Wait, how is a zombie different from a vampire?" Elizabeth asks "Aren't they both dead?"

"Well, zombies can't think, vampires can" She says closing her eyes "which is what makes them scary"

"Not the fact they eat people?" Elizabeth asks

"Hey people are tasty" I say laughing

"You preach it my corpse sister" Thomas says dully

"Well they have to eat people" Maria says "so they're just trying to survive so you can't hold it against them, zombies don't"

"You're only saying that because My sister is one aren't you?" Elizabeth asks

"N..no" Maria stutters, smiling nervously as she puts down the last towel

Elizabeth giggles and lays down on one of them, the one farthest away from thomas

What do I do?
[] Sunbathe
[] swim with maria
[] Talk with thomas
[] look through the pack maria brought along
[] Show off your knife
[] Cast a spell 1d20
[]write in

>>38835117
>recant my statement and admit defeat
Took you long enough, now shut up.

>>38835136
>[] Show off your knife
>[] swim with maria

>>38835136
>[] Sunbathe
>[] look through the pack maria brought along

>>38835137
Normally this site just makes me smirk a bit, bbut holy hell am I laughing now.

>>38835136
>[] Sunbathe
>[] Talk with thomas
>[] look through the pack maria brought along
>[] Show off your knife

>>38835136
>[] swim with maria

>>38835136
>[] Talk with thomas

>>38835136
>[] Show off your awesome knife
>[] look through the pack maria brought along
>[] Sunbathe
What could go wrong?

>>38835136
>[] Show off your knife
>[] Talk with thomas
>[] swim with maria

>>38835136
>[] Talk with thomas
>[] look through the pack maria brought along
>[] Show off your knife
I hope there is still time for swimming after the got knights blood splattered all over us.

>>38835137
You know how you can get so angry that you can't function? Well thanks to training I can function that mad.

>>38835230
>He calls that functioning

>>38835136
>[] Talk with thomas
>[] Show off your knife
>[] look through the pack maria brought along

>>38835255
I can type even if it takes an effort to do so while this angry.

>>38835335
After nearly a week?
Anon, I think maaybe you should lay of the questing for a bit.
I'm sure HM can be proud of being able to get people this invested into his characters well-being, but its getting slightly unhealthy.

>>38835136
>Talk with thomas
Someone is attaking people and Maria is people.

>>38835387
>slightly unhealthy
>slightly

Tell that to the fist full of pills I have to take twice a day.

>>38835415
Shut up and take your meds, grandma.

>>38835415
Maybe you should take a second fist full.
Just in case. It will probably help.

>>38835415

Just repeat the MST3K mantra.

>"It's just a show; I should really just relax."

Works wonders whenever I notice I'm taking something too seriously.

"So what are you going to do to him when you find him, Thomas?" I as as I sit down on one of the towels

"Oh nothing too fancy" he says staring out at the sea "just beat him to death with his own skull"

"Oh that sounds fun" I say as I lay down on the towel, enjoying the warmth of a sun a bit, even though it feels like a million little needles across my skin, It's still strangely pleasant for some odd reason.

I open my eyes as I realize I still have my hoodie on.

"oh yeah, Kehhehe" I say as I sit up and take it off, and set it down on the bags that maria brought.

The interesting knife I stole falls out as I do so.

"Layla" Elizabeth asks "Did you bring a knife to the beach?"

"Among other things" I say rolling over to grab it, pulling it from its sheathe as I do so "but isn't it cool, I mean look at it, its curved and has a weird hilt and stuff"

"Yeah I guess it's pretty cool" She says nodding "but it's still just a knife"

"A really badass knife" I say put it back into its sheath

"Yeah, I do have to admit it is pretty cool, sis" Elizabeth says as she rolls over.

I smile and put the knife back, and reach into the big bag maria brought with her to see what's inside.

Lets see, there's a deflated beach ball, some spare sets of shirts, like eleven water bottles, a laze pointer, some rope, a box of ice cream in a bag surrounded by ice, and A jar of catnip. I...I don't think this is the kind of stuff you usually take to a beach, but what do I know. I close the bag up and sit up right, as Maria slowly walks into the water.

What do I do?
[] Join Maria
[] talk to Elizabeth about something
[] ask Thomas something
[] Cast a spell 1d20 on someone
[]take a catnap
[] Get the ice cream
[]w rite in

>>38835479
>[] Join Maria

>>38835479
>[]write in
take the lazer pointer and hide it in our hoodie, then inflate the beach ball and
>[] Join Maria

>>38835479
>[] Join Maria
I want to see Layla shying away from the water and having to be carried in by Maria

>>38835479
Destroy the laser pointer and catnip.

>>38835479
>[] Join Maria

>some rope
M...Maria..
Yeah, better not have her feel neglected today.

>>38835515
Do this.

Also I think I might've found the new theme song for this quest... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9PxOanFjxQ

>>38835466
MST3K?

And you may the first person to add something productive that might just get him to calm down.

>>38835479
Is the rope treated with beeswax?

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>38835479
>[] Join Maria
>[] Cast a spell 1d20 on something
Hellfire vomit laser pointer

>>38835479
>[] Join Maria

>>38835598
I'd be focusing on the catnip, thats the dangerous part-

>>38835479
>[] Rip rope, break lazer pointer, toss catnip into the water.
>[] Join Maria

>>38835479
>[] Join Maria

>>38835479
>Deal with stuff that could be dangerous to you like the pointer, rope and nip then
>[] Join Maria

>>38835607
well the catnip we can deal with and function under the influence of, the lazer pointer we can't, its like a shadowy assassin in the shadows, waiting to pounce and consume our attention wholely

>>38835577

...Mystery Science Theater 3000?

You've never heard of that? Newfriend, educate yourself right the fuck away. Nobody on this board deserves any less.

>>38835479
>inflate the beach ball and
>[] Join Maria

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>>38835577
I>TFW he knows about the beeswax.

>>38835575
At the very least that song is Layla's opinion of her and Maria...

>>38835673
>the catnip we can deal with and function under the influence of
Not at all.
And the pointer is only dangerous under the influence of the catnip.

>>38835575
Still can't beat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL9MbnR2pJQ

You guys have bad taste in music.

>>38835797
I wouldn't say >>38835777
is 'good'. But its fitting.

>>38835777
They address two different aspects of Layla. Maybe if we merge them we'd get a song that matches her perfectly?

Please for the love of God don't do that.

>>38835838
Agreed

I watch maria's rump sway from side to side for a second, smiling happily in bliss before I shake my head and stumble to my feet as I rush across the sand to join her. Before I stop in my tracks at the edge of the water, my feet sinking slightly into the soft, wet sand. I should deal with that stuff in the bag before Maria does something weird to me again, but then again I am maria's girfriend so we should do stuff like that anyways, not stuff that weird though and besides what if elizabeth finds it? Well I could just go back and do away with them real quick.

"Layla?" Ia voice of an angels calls to me, causing my ears to perk up "What's taking you so long, why are you just standing there?"

"Well I'm just taking it a bit slow to today you know" I say chuckling as I scratch the back of my head.

"Are you really that scared of the water, sis?" Elizabeth asks

"It's not the water" I say "Its ah.. its ah nothing, don't worry about it, just enjoying the view"

Thomas chuckles like some kind of mad man and shakes his head as He scans to horizon, looking for his target

"Oh I thought you were over that Layla" Maria says sounding like a concerned mother as she grabs my hand "come on, I'll help you, don't worry"

I dig my feet down as water touches my toes and a shock travels through my body, Maria pulls on my hand as I stand still, She frown and pulls again. I see a light flash through the water briefly and another jolt travels through me. Maria smiles and grabs me and picks me up as a wave laps at my feet making me shiver. I hold onto her as she struggles to carry me into the water.

My little sister giggles from the beach. Maria slowly places me into the water, and I stand there. She smiles happily

"See that wasn't too hard was it" She says sounding a bit worn out

What do I do?
[] splash maria 1d20
[] Go swimming 1d20
[] Dive underwater
[] Mess with Maria
[] You other two coming
[] So about the....stuff in the bag
[] Pounce on Maria
[] write in

>>38835884
>[] Dive underwater
>[] Mess with Maria
>[] So about the....stuff in the bag

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>38835884
[] Go swimming
[] Mess with Maria (pull her underwater)

>Why is "So about the... stuff in the bag" even an option? Layla would never discuss lewdness of that magnitude on her own...

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>38835884
>[] Dive underwater
>[] Go swimming 1d20

>>38835884
>[] Dive underwater
>[] Mess with Maria
>[] So about the....stuff in the bag

>>38835884
>[] Pounce on Maria
>[] Mess with Maria

>>38835930
The pointer and nip at least aren't lewdness.

>>38835884
>[] Dive underwater
>[] Pounce on Maria
>[] So about the....stuff in the bag

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>38835884
>[] Pounce on Maria
>[] splash maria 1d20
>[] You other two coming

>>38835884
>So about the....stuff in the bag

>>38835884
>[] Pounce on Maria
>[] Mess with Maria
>[] So about the....stuff in the bag
>[] You other two coming

>>38835884
>>38835984
>[] So about the....stuff in the bag
Fine, I give up. bully poor little Layla.

>>38835884
>[] So about the....stuff in the bag

>>38835884
>People vote to do something about the stuff in the bag.
>We don't.

>>38836263
Those weren't even half the votes.

>>38836263
It needs to be at least 50% of the votes for something like that, which not even all "do something about them" combined reached. let alone if you differ, as you should, between "destroy" and "hide" and the different votes calling for neutralising different objects.

I stand in the water nervously as it washes back and forth across my bare legs, urgh why does water alway do this to me, I know I'm part cat but come on this is just ridiculous. I stand still, covering with my chest as Maria stands there smiling at me happily, filling my heart with joy and life with it.

"Come on Layla" She says slowly walking deep into the water "I know you can do this just come on, we came here to have fun right"

I tilt my head, staring at her as her behind slowly sways back and forth, like some kind of clock or a string or something. I lick my lips, my tails swishing back and forth as I begin to let everything but her drift away.

I hear Maria yelp and blink. I open my eyes and look up, Maria is looking down at me blushing slightly. Oh I just tried to pounce on her didn't I?
I blush slightly as I lean back slightly.

She smiles and rubs me behind the ears as she stands up.

"So you want to play rough do you?" She ask giggling pulling my on my ears gently, causing me to fall forward into the water and jump up with gasp of surprise. I run after her as she runs deep into the water. until I realize there's nothing under me and we're off the beach. She smiles and swims around me, like a shark or something, her hair floating on top of the water.

"I knew I could make you come out here" She says triumphantly

"You planned this" I ask as I kick my legs and push my arms out to keep afloat

"Well you were going to stay on the beach if I didn't" She says "So I decided to lure you here, with the one thing you can't resist"

I blush as she smiles that smile I've come to know well, and let myself sink slightly.

"Hey, Maria" I say peeking up at her "About that stuff'

"Hmm, what stuff?" She asks as she swims backwards

"You know the stuff in the bag" I say "they stuff you brought"

"Yeah what about it?" She asks, smiling knowingly

"What do you exactly plan on doing with that?" I ask nervously as she swims close to me.
cont

>>38836360

"Well, you wanted to cheer me up, so I brought along some stuff I thought we'd both enjoy" She says smiling innocently.

"B.but what about the stuff that isn't for the beach?" I ask as I sink myself lower to hide my blush "I mean we can't really have fun with that here"

She continues to smile

"Well there's a lot of beach that no body ever goes to" She says grabbing my waist "So we could have fun, with those things to"

"Uuuuh" I cry before I dive under water completely, letting myself sink to the bottom to try and calm down, thankfully I don't need to breath.

What do I do?
[] pull Maria down 1d20
[] Look around 1d20
[] I smell blood?
[] Try and talk under water
[] Wow it's cold down here
[] Swim further out 1d20
[] write in

>>38836449
>[] Wow it's cold down here
>[] I smell blood?

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>38836449
>[] I smell blood?
>[] Look around 1d20

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>38836449
[] Look around 1d20
[] I smell blood?

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>38836449
>[] Wow it's cold down here
>[] I smell blood?
>[] Look around 1d20

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>38836449
>[] I smell blood?
>[] Look around 1d20

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>38836449
>[] Wow it's cold down here
>[] I smell blood?
>[] Look around 1d20

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>38836449
>[] I smell blood?
>[] Look around 1d20

>>38836495
What do you see with your elven eyes Legolas?

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>38836449
>[] Wow it's cold down here.
>[] I smell blood?
>[] Look around 1d20

>>38836540
"Nothing. I have elven cataracts you insensitive ass!"

Loving the Bloodmind, btw.

>>38836593
Oh the irony...

>>38836593
>"Nothing. I have elven cataracts you insensitive ass!"
Hahaha
You speaketh and the dice gods hear.

>>38836623
>>38836630
That really couldn't have been any more perfect if I had planned it.

Not that I wanted to roll a one, but if I have to then I might at least call it in the post.

Ah, I accidentally breathed in ah god that feels so weird, not even painful just weird like I don't know I guess just weird I just can't figure out why. Wait a second, I sniff the water a few more times, wincing at the sensation of the cold water slowly flowing down into my mouth from my nose. I smell blood? What' would be bleeding down here. I get up and begin to clumsily swim around, following the sent of blood. It seems to be coming from the rock down there.

I wince and it, trying to figure out if that is a rock or something else, eh who cares. I swim down to it And peek over it.

Is that a knight? I stare down at the armor and and tilt my head in confusion my ears sticking close to my head as my tails swish around through the water.

the knight looks up at me, and bubbles rise from his visor as he backs away from the rock he's surrounded by some kind of a faint blue light and oh god it's this joker isn't it, the one that Kim was with when I found her.

He stares at me for a moment, and shakes his head, then waves at me.

what?

What do I do?
[] wave back
[] swim up to him
[] try and ask him why he's here 1d20
[] cast a spell
[] get my...fuck my knives or on the beach
[]smile at him
[] Try and drag him back to the beach
[] THOMAS!!
[] write in

>>38836763
>[] THOMAS!!
>Get me my knives!

>>38836763
>[] Wave back.
>[] Cast a spell: Familiar

We can interrogate him once we know he won't lie. Or, more importantly, hurt Maria.

>>38836763
>[] wave back
>[] THOMAS!!

>>38836763
>[] THOMAS!!
>[] wave back

>>38836763
>[] wave back
>swim up to tell Maria to get out of the water
>[] THOMAS!!
>Have Thomas bring our knives too, we are going deep sea hunting

>>38836763
>wave back
>swim up to him
>try and ask him why he's here 1d20
What you doing?

>>38836763
>[]smile at him
>[] wave back
>[] THOMAS!!
>Get me my knives!

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>38836763
>[] wave back
>[]smile at him
>[] try and ask him why he's here 1d20

>>38836763
>[] wave back
>[]smile at him
>[] THOMAS!!

Oh, I'm guessing he came here to take her back or something and since he impaled Thomas and ran off I am pretty sure he's the same guy from the hotel a few months ago, though how he got here I have no idea. I wave back at him and nod, smiling widely, causing him to take another step back, reaching for something at his side before realizing nothing is there and shrugging

I smile again and swim back to the surface of the water and open my mouth to talk, and feel water flow from my mouth. I retch for a bit, trying to get it all out so I can actually talk.

"THOMAS!!" I shout "I found the guy you were going to brutally murder"

"Wait what?!" Maria shouts sounding a bit scared

"Shit, knew he'd be in the water, motherfucker" He sighs "Well this is just dandy, I can't get my revenge now because I have a big gaping hole in my chest now"

"Can you get me one of My knives?" I ask

"You have fangs" He says calmly sitting down under the umbrella

"Err, Elizabeth, can you get me my knnn and you're sleeping, oh come on how could you fall asleep that quickly?" I ask

"I'm not a sleep what are you talking about?" She asks sitting up rubbing her eyes

"Oh uh sorry, couldn't tell from all the way out here" I say laughing "Now can you get my knives for me?"

"Are you hunting sharks or something sis?" She asks "because I don't think that's a good idea"

"No I'm going to fight a knight" I say smiling

"every time" Maria sighs sadly as she begins to swim towards the shore.

He's making maria SAD AGAIN, No this cannot be allowed to happen, she was having fun this isn't okay at all!

What do I do?
[] go down and signal to him that thomas is gone
[] find a rock to beat him with 1d20
[] Signal him to come to shore
[] Get the sword
[] Get the knives
[] Cast a spell 1d20
[] Try to push him out to sea 1d20
[] write in

>>38837167
[] Get the knives
Go in water again cast shock until he's dead.

>>38837167
>[] Get the knives

>>38837167
Do we have any way to immobilize him? He made Maria sad. We can't let him get off with something as easy as merely death...

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>38837167
>[] find a rock to beat him with 1d20
He isn't armed either, so fuck him.

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>>38837167
>[]Take him to the witch.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>38837167
>[] Signal him to come to shore
>[] Try to push him out to sea 1d20

>>38837167
>[] find a rock to beat him with 1d20

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>38837167
>>38837279

>>38837233
It would make Maria even more sad if we waste too much time on him instead of having fun with her.

>>38837167
>He needs to make Maira happy. That magic girl being hurt also made Maira not happy, I may need to send the witch to help him so he'll do it but I'll think of something.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>38837167
>[] find a rock to beat him with 1d20

>>38837321
What are you rambling about?

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>38837167
>[] find a rock to beat him with 1d20
If we don't find one
>[] Cast a spell Shock 1d20

>>38837321
That is retarded

I sigh and shake my head, and die back under the water, or rather just let myself slowly float down to the bottom of it, staring up at the wavering surface of the see as some rays of light slowly stream down into the water.

my feet touch the sand, throwing some of it up as I begin to look at from a rock to crush that guys head in, him being here is making Maria sad, so I need to get rid of him and quickly before Maria starts to cry because our day at the beach is ruined by this little fuck. Oh there's a nice rock I grab it, my arms straining to lift it slightly, weight me down as I slowly walk towards the knight, who sitting crosslegged on the sea bottom, air bubbles slowly rising from his visor.

I hold the rock above my head and drop it on his head, it slowly floats down and clinks off his helmet. He turns to me and waves, tilting his head, before he stands up and holds a hand out to me, bubbles rising from his helmet


What do I do
[] TRY AGAIN 1d20
[] Try to bite him 1d20
[] shake his hand 1d20
[] cast a spell 1d20
[] Make hand signs trying to explain the situation
[]write in
[] Ill omen *free action to add +5 to a roll by stealing luck*
[] write in

>>38837387
We send him to look after the magic girl who got hurt, there may be some threats needed and offers of time with our witch needed but my words were as clear as Layras thought process.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>38837557
>Shake his hand
>[] cast a spell 1d20
>Shock

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>38837557
[] cast a spell 1d20
shock

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>38837557
>[] cast a spell 1d20
shock

>>38837557
>[] Make hand signs trying to explain the situation

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>38837557
>[] cast a spell 1d20
>[] Ill omen *free action to add +5 to a roll by stealing luck*

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>38837557
>Shake his hand
>[] cast a spell 1d20
>Shock
>[] Ill omen *free action to add +5 to a roll by stealing luck*

>>38837576
>>38837579
yeah, that seems about right

>>38837557
>[] Make hand signs trying to explain the situation

>>38837557
>[] cast a spell 1d20
>shock
>[] Ill omen *free action to add +5 to a roll by stealing luck*

Sorry for the misquoted one.
I'm not sure Layla can express "You ruined my girlfriends afternoon, so I'm going to brutally kill you now" in handsigns.

>>38837626
This is the Thread of Canceled 20s, isn't it? First my elven cataracts, now this...

>>38837768
The elven catarcts nat1 came too late to cancel the 20.

>>38837768
20's outweigh 1's I thought

>>38837768
Actually your one was late.

>>38837785
It cancels out.

>>38837808
Since when? 20's have always cancelled 1's

I hold my hands out and clap them together, and pull them apart while my tails curl together behind my back, electricity arcing from them and my hand as I push the latter forward and

AAAAAAAAAHH IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HUUUURTS. The water flashes with arcs and bolts of lighting as the spell explodes from my hands, lashing out wildly as it travels through the water, somehow growing larger and slamming into various things before it dissipates. I float there for a while, trying to remember how to move my hands and fingers as I hear a groaning noise in front of me.

I pull my head up and look infront of me, seeing the knight struggle to stand on the sea floor, his armor still arcing with electricity as he shakes and twitches.

He looks up as if to ask me why I would do such a thing

What do I do?
[] cast another spell 1d20
[] Write something in the sand
[] Tackle him 1d20
[] rock his world 1d20
[] bite him or try to 1d20
[] write in

>>38837840
[] Write something in the sand

>>38837840
>[] Write something in the sand
>I got your witch
>Leave for the shore and get your knives

>>38837824
Yes and 1 cancel 20s, so the highest among the remaining three counts. Thats how it has always been.

>>38837840
Spell

>>38837840
Write something in the sand: "You made Maria sad. Now you die."

>>38837824
In HM's threads, a 1 is the exact polar opposite of a 20. So a single twenty will annihilate with the anti-twenty, creating pure energy and anonitrons.

>>38837840
>[] Write something in the sand
U mak Maria sad, stp u mak Maria sad, mak Maria happy

btw witchy like me more

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>38837840
>[] cast another spell 1d20
>Reduce person on him

>>38837840
Rolling for previous spell post.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>38837894
This. Angry chibi knight is go

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>38837840
>[] cast another spell 1d20
>Reduce person

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>38837840
>[] Write something in the sand
>"You made Maria sad. Now you die."
>[] cast another spell 1d20
>Reduce person on him

>>38837840
>[] cast another spell 1d20
Reduce person

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>38837885
Adding to this:
>[] Cast Spell: Reduce Person

>>38837840
>>38837886
This

>>38837886
Why would we spell like a retard?
The abbreviations I understand, but stuff like "witchy" thats actually longer than the normal word?

I glare at him, okay, so now he's just mocking me, first he made maria sad and now he dares to insult me like this?! Oh he isn't going to get away with this, that I swear. I throw my arms back and try to scream in anger, but just end up letting out a stream of bubbles.

I point my two pointer fingers at him and shake them at him. My tails twirl together behind my back. he takes a step back as a bolt of light green light flies from my finger and slams into his chest knocking him backwards as his armor begins to groan and shrink with him, before he hits the ground a foot away, struggling to get up from the weight of his armor, small bubbles still rising from his visor as he does so.
I walk over to him.

what do I do?
[] Consume water breathing
[] Toss him deeper into the sea

[] Find a big rock
[] Take him to the shore
[] Bury him under the sand
[] write in

>>38838073
>[] Take him to the shore.

HM, can we consume Water Breathing and give it to someone else? Someone who might actually benefit from it? Maria, mayhaps?

>>38838073
>[] Consume water breathing
>[] Take him to the shore
Thomas can vent his rage on him

>>38838073
>[] Consume water breathing
>[] Take him to the shore

>>38838073
>[] Take him to the shore
>[] Bury him in the sand and leave his head above it

>>38838100
You'd have to kiss her, but sure

>>38838073
>[] Consume water breathing
>[] Take him to the shore
Let's interrogate him.

>>38838073
>[] Consume water breathing
>[] Take him to the shore

>>38838131
I see literally zero problem with that.

Add [] Consume Water Breathing to >>38838100 in that case.

>>38838073
>[] Consume water breathing
>[] Take him to the shore
>hand him over to Thomas, as long as he removes him from here, we don't care

>>38838131
>have to

>>38838134
>Let's interrogate him.
For what? He doesn't know anything we would give a shit about knowing.
And otherwise he is Horsfurs/Thomas problem

>>38838204
So? It doesn't matter if he knows nothing. But I'm sure that he knows about the rescue plan which Layla has no idea about.

>>38838073
>[] Consume water breathing
>[] Take him to the shore

>>38838262
>It doesn't matter if he knows nothing
Of course it matters, we'd be wasting valuable Maria time. There better be a damn good reason for doing so.

>>38838284
Very well. I won't argue over about Maria time.

I place my foot on the now doll size knight and open my mouth and suck in, trying to not choke as I inhale a lot of water, as well as whatever spell was letting him breath under water like that, He begins to flail about and thrash around, reaching for the surface as I crouch down and pick him up, and begin to swim to back to shore quickly, since drowning is a far to easy end for this bastard.

I climb onto shore and toss the knight to the side, he makes a dull thud as he falls to the sand. I push down on my stomach and open my my mouth, forcing the sea water out of me, coughing as I do so.

I groan and wipe my mouth, oh now all I can taste is salt, it's like I licked a block of the stuff.

"Wow, that was even more disgusting than the stuff I've seen Lily vomit out" Thomas says chuckling as he walks over to the small gasping knight "and now for you"

"Oh god, why do I always have to meet the undead?" the knight asks as the thomas picks him up

"I dunno" Thomas says "But honestly staring at the sea kind of made me forget what I was going to do to ya, so I'll just go ask lily what I should do with your shrunken ass"

"Help me scary cat, demon corpse thing" He says "please I beg of yoooou"

I ignore him as I stumble over to Maria and sit down in front of her, smiling happily as Elizabeth and her stare at me for some reason.

What do I say?
[] What?
[] All I can taste is salt
[] So, swallowing a lot of water not a good idea
[] Want to go swimming Maria?
[] Want to see a magic trip? what spell?
[] *take a nap*
[] can we go back now?
[] write in

>>38838476
>[] Want to see a magic trick? *Bestow Water Breathing upon Maria*

>>38838476
>[] So, swallowing a lot of water not a good idea
>[] Want to go swimming Maria?

>>38838476
>[] Want to go swimming Maria?
>[] Want to see a magic trick? *Bestow Water Breathing upon Maria*

>>38838476
>[] So, swallowing a lot of water not a good idea
>[] Want to go swimming Maria?
>[] Want to see a magic trick? Distract Eli, give Maria Water breathing

>>38838476
Go with dead asshole.

>>38838476
>[] So, swallowing a lot of water not a good idea
>[] All I can taste is salt
>Rinse mouth with water
>[] Want to go swimming Maria?
If possible
>[] Want to see a magic trick? *Bestow Water Breathing upon Maria*

>>38838476
>[] What?
>[] So, swallowing a lot of water not a good idea
>[] *take a nap*

> so I'll just go ask lily what I should do with your shrunken ass
Looks like Lily got a new toy.

>>38838647
Reduce person is not permanent

>>38838671
I hope for Lily she finds that out early enough.

>>38838671
Well that seems like a pretty major flaw... We really need to develop a thaumaturgically-active agent that we can inject into someone to increase the effects our spells have on them. What do we know of that makes spells better?

>>38838476
>[] Want to go swimming Maria?
>[] Want to see a magic trick? *Bestow Water Breathing upon Maria*

>>38838701
>We really need to develop a thaumaturgically-active agent that we can inject into someone to increase the effects our spells have on them
That made me think, even better might be something that allows us to inject the effects of spells into people.
Like, we cast the spell and store it in the syringe.

>>38838756
This. Would. Be. Amazing.

HM, we *need* to start developing this!

>>38838793
It would fall under our poison development.
I suppose we would need to ask Kimberly on spell-carrying liquids too.
She had that cauldron that improved liquids stored in it, but we used that one up with the vampire blood.

That was an anticlimatic bitch of a knight

>>38838857
Never underestimate the power of a well-timed debuffing spell. There is a REASON Wizards were nerfed to hell and back in 4th Edition, after all.

>>38838948
He was always going to be a pushover, the only trick would have been to get him on land.

"So, it turns out swallowing a lot of water when you don't need to breath is a pretty bad idea" I say as my ears twitch on top of my head

"It looked like you swallowed a balloon" Elizabeth giggles "you looked like one of those cartoon characters you like so much"

"Layla, did you try to shock him under water?" Maria asks sounding like someone asking a kid if they stole from a cookie jar or something.

"Was that what that was?!" Elizabeth asks sounding a lot more than a little shocked.

"Okay okay" I say waving my arms in front of me "it wasn't a very smart thing to do, but you have to admit it did the job, didn't it?"

Elizabeth shrugs while Maria stifles a laugh.

"Hey, do you want to go back for a swim before we head back?" I ask Maria "I want to show you a magic trick real quick"

"So much activity" Maria groans "but okay, so long as it's swimming and you're with me"

She gets up and I grab her hands and wade into the sea with her until our feet stop touching the sand. She begins to swim away from me.

"So what's the the trmmm" She begins to say before I tackle her and push her underwater with a kiss, forcing the stolen spell into her. I let us sink a bit and let go, She gasps for air and blinks, looking confused as she doesn't swallow a mouthful of water. She nods, I think She under stands what I did?

What do I do?
[] cast another spell 1d20
[] Go deeper under water with her
[] Swim around with her
[] Play shark and fish
[]Hug her
[] gaze into her eyes
[]write in

>>38838969
>[] Go deeper under water with her
>[] Play shark and fish

Should be obvious who the shark is.
Its not Layla.

>>38838969
>[] Go deeper under water with her
>[] Swim around with her

>>38838993
This. But only after gazing into her eyes.

>>38838969
>[] gaze into her eyes
>[] Go deeper under water with her
>[] Play shark and fish

>>38838969
>[] Go deeper under water with her
>[] Play shark and fish

>>38838969
>[]Hug her
>[] gaze into her eyes
>[] Go deeper under water with her
>[] Play shark and fish

>>38838969
>>38839026
seconding

>>38838969
>[]Hug her
>[] gaze into her eyes
>[] Go deeper under water with her
>[] Swim around with her

I smile at her and stick my tongue out as I begin to swim deeper into the cold depths, She swims after me , looking like she's really enjoying being able to swim underwater without having to worry about breathing or anything about that.

I swim under her and pull her into a hug, causing her to gasp on surprise, little air bubbles floating to the surface as I do so. I stare into her brown eye and smile happily as she looks into my. She smiles and squints while blushing slightly. she begins to pull at the back of my swimsuits strings. I gasp, swallowing water and retching as it fills my mouth and flows down my throat, ah it feels horrible

1d20 to swim away
or
do nothing

>>38839228
>Uhhh..*bubbles*

>>38839228
>do nothing

>>38839228
>do nothing

>>38839228
>do nothing
Poor Layla is helpless

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>38839228
>but not too far
its not fun if we just give in

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>38839228
>swim away
>get caught
>Shark eats catfish

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>38839228
>1d20 to swim away
It's more fun to play hard to get~

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>38839228
>>38839252
Alright, I play, changing to
>let her chase the kitty

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>38839228
>1d20 to swim away

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>>38838969
>Elizabeth asks sounding a lot more than a little shocked.
>shocked

>>38839228
>do nothing

I try to say something but all I'm able to to do is make a few bubbles that float past Maria's Beautiful smiling face as her hair floats around her like a cloud of ink. She runs a hand through my hair as I begin to squirm nervously, smiling reassuringly.

But it's no fun if I just give up right. I gently push her way and begin to swim away and why is my chest so...oh she pulled my bra off...OH she pulled my bra off. I cover myself with one arm and try to swim with the other, my ears twitching slightly as Maria begins to swim after me.

I could easily get away from her, if I wanted to get away but where's the fun in that when she's going to take me and, I shake my head, no don't think about that now, she's going to do that to you already, so don't get distracted so soon. I close my head and hit my head with my fist, and shake it to get thoughts out of there, just to be sure.

I open my eyes and look around. Where did she go. I look around, worry creeping into my heart as I begin to worry and swim around for her, where could she have gone that far could she. I begin to turn around and swim back, maybe she just couldn't keep up.

I gasp in surprise as something pushes me downwards from above, burying my face in the sand as it shoves me down. It turns me over and I see Maria smiling happily before she mouths

"Got you"

I notice my bra floating behind her, tied to the back of hers.

.
I open my mouth, trying to make any kind of noise as bubbles rise from my mouth as I begin to squirm and thrash nervously as she slowly runs her hands down between my exposed ...things and down my stomach and down my thighs, ever so gently pulling off the last bit of my swimsuit before she pins my hands to the ground and slowly leans in for a kiss as more and more bubbles float up from my mouth.

I stop squirming and fighting and begin to purr as she lets go of one of my hands and begins to run it down my neck.
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.....

>>38839634

Meanwhile somewhere else.

"So my son hasn't gotten back yet then"

"No, it seems he's simply vanished into thin air"

"Hmm, serves the little shit right'

"But don't you care about your"

"Fuck him, now if you would excuse me, I have a call to make"

"Yes sir"

"Hello, So, you say you know where the lucky coins are, right?"
....
Later on the beach

I groan as Maria pulls me onto the beach, still in a dazed from being underwater for so long. She slowly puts my swimsuit back on and brushes my hair aside, kissing my on the forehead. I try to sit up and feel all the water in my stomach and lungs decide it wants out, sending me into a coughing fit as I vomit it all out.

I groan and flop back down. Maria giggles and runs her hand through my hair as I stare at the sky.

What do I say?
[] wuh time is it?
[] I hate water
[] M..maria I'm C..cold
[] So much salt...
[] You abuse power easily don't you
[] write in

>>38839718
>[] You abuse power easily don't you

>>38839718
>[] I hate water
>[] So much salt...

>>38839718
>[] I hate water
>[] M..maria I'm C..cold
>[] So much salt...

>>38839718
>[] M..maria I'm C..cold
>[] You abuse power easily don't you

>>38839718
>[] I hate water
>[] M..maria I'm C..cold

>>38839718
>[] You abuse power easily don't you
>[]Just as planned

>>38839718
>[] I hate water
>[] M..maria I'm C..cold
>[] So much salt...
>[] You abuse power easily don't you
>I love that

>>38839776
>>38839812
"Was getting caught part of your plan?"

"I hate water" I moan as I lick my licks trying to the the taste of the sea off of them "So much salt...errgh"

"Well you are a kitty cat, aren't you?" Maria says standing up "But I think I have something in the pack to help with that".

I stare at the sky as she walks over, to tired and worn out to even think of trying to run and hide from whatever she's thinking about using on me now.

"I think your sister stole the icecream I packed, ah well" Maria says sitting back down next to me "it would have melted by now anyways"

"B..but why would I want Icecream" I say rubbing my arms, pretending to be freezing "M..maria I'm s,,so c...cold already"

Maria hugs me and I gasp in surprise as cuddles next to me.

"Better?" She asks holding me close to her chest.

I shake my head, blushing and trying my best to not make a fool out of myself in front of maria.

"You know, you abuse power far too easily" I say sadly

"Well so do you" She says "I just only use mine for good instead of evil"

"Killing people isn't evil" I say "it's fun, and anything that's fun can't be evil"

"Y..you don't really believe that right?" she asks

I smile and giggle a giggle which soon turns into a full blown howling fit of mad laughter.

"I'm just joking Maria" I say "I know it's wrong, I just don't care, I'm pretty sure I've told you this before, right?"

"Yeah, I think you did" She says smiling "say, Layla, mind if I talk to you about something real quick"

"Sure, I'm always happy to talk with you maria" I say "You don't ever need to ask for permission you know"

She smiles and then frowns, staring out at the sea.

"well, how should I put this" She says slowly "well Layla, I've been worrying a bit about you or actually no no, about me, see, you'll basically never die because nothing seems to be able to kill you and you're you know"

"A vampire?" I ask, I wonder what she's leading to with this.
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