Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>38771095
Grand list of archival regarding previous games and their usually messy end

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ufBecUILGaUawnuV62JSrMBHDdhisZF1VqIP1wr90T4/edit

Don't bother going through it all doesn't really have much to pertain.

Anyway life path was determined and you are able to enjoy a grace period until lifepath ends.

Last time MC was determining who else to visit

>Combine
>Republic
>Corpers
>Independents
>Third Parties

Or you can do so by rough year.

>Beginners
>Experienced
>Veterans
>Last Years
>Faculty


OR

>Switch Perspective
>Time Skip
>Other

Always an option.

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>38771095
>>38771279
Hm oh fuck me I forgot it was Saint Patrick's day...so SPECIAL EDITION ENGAGED!

>Acquired 4 fate points

>>38771318
WOO! It's our lucky day!

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>38771555
>>38771318
yeah....now how the hell am I gonna figure out how to do this special edition...

Saint Patrick's day isn't a very easy one fer da specials...

erhm. I'll think of something as that is only the start.

>>38771600
>Boon to socialization
>Boon to extremes
>Boon to ill-advised plans turning out well
>Boon to growing potatoes and/or making whiskey

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>38771600
>Green is da best/lucky
When equipped in green your luck is improved.

>Festive Feast
For each MC location a special event will be going on for this day only.

>Potatoes
An unusual crop/food is temporarily available.

>Booze
Vodka and whiskey are available in large amounts temporarily

>Sacred Luck
When a fitting offering is made gain a special possibly not so temporary perk

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>38771886
As a courtesy, ask those independants if they really wanna pass up the offer for a free lunch.

They're serving Irish Potato Special today

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>38771279
>>Third Parties
Thinking we could find some allies with less murky enemies.

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>38772420

Agreed. And we are backed by a third party (our family)

>>38772476
>>38772420
Sure

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>38772420
Heheh.

You funny when it comes to factions you would of had a hard time choosing one with less enemies and less friends.

You decide to peruse the third parties aka those who are not in the top. They range from anywhere to your fellow humanity to other alien factions who much prefer their independence.

Unsurprisingly when they found out you were Combine they quickly turned rather hostile while at best they were leery.

Combine has a terribly(deserved) reputation afterall. Not many friends unlike the Republic who at worst are they would just be leery of...where that is the best you can hope for.

>Try to get them to open up anyway
>Give up
>Talk to the 'reasonable' ones
>Pick a fight
>other?

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>38772816
As in the Combine is by far the most hated faction in the galaxy the only others that can compare being certain corporations and other threats.

Everyone can agree to hate the supremacist assholes who are prone to infighting when NOT kicking someone else's shit in. Even then they do love to torment other groups including their arch nemesis the republic(but they never go to outright war with them).

Everyone else is free game and they act like it too. Only time you can catch a break is when you either fight them off, join them, join the republic, they haven't found you yet, or they get bored.

The combine has a terrible much deserved rep.

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>38772927
You wont even find many friends IN the combine.

For fucks sake for most of its so called members stick together is survival.

They know they don't stand a chance alone but at the same time can barely stand each other on a good day.

Bad days...well war between members isn't exactly rare and with few limitations(while others get none).

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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>38772816
>Try to get them to open up anyway
Hey how's it going? I'm Jacob Axel Holdstone {or what ever we agreed to for name}. I get that me being of the combine faction puts some of you off. If you would hear me out, I came her to talk and get to know my follow school mates.

It may be to much to ask, but I hope we can be friends or a least get along.

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>38772816
>>38772927
I getcha, I getcha. Makes sense.

Still, in the future, we are going to be commanding a combine fleet.

And even the deadliest and most bloodthirsty fleets NEED allies and third parties they can both sell and purchase goods and supplies from. What's more, we're going to need to turn people against the republic if we cannot turn them to our side.

If we cannot deal with these third parties, how are we supposed to handle our own Combine even?

But today is our LUCKY day! (And we still have boons leftover to use for our lifepath).

I suggest we use three of our leftover boons into a Major Boon. And try to get them to open up anyway.

Civs in the past have grown strong by countering their weakness, the Memor became charismatic, the Blood Snows fixed their lack of tech and manufacturing, the splicers did amazingly well growing stronger and beating their weaknesses with mutation.

So let's learn, here and now, to turn our weakness into a strength.

>Try to get them to open up anyway
>Combine 3 old boons into a major boon
>Put on our Lucky Green Shirt (IN GREEN TEXT)

>>38772979
Eh, sounds a lot like what we saw with the hax

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>38773065
>Voting in green

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>38773065
They do and technically that is their members.

The Combine itself is a unified force tithed from all member states whose overall power is strictly limited.

The Combine is actually VERY poorly unified despite it age its hardly changed a bit.

As for turning enemies the Combine relies upon its ops and often enough the Republic's own failings to do their work for them. The only 'third parties' who they deal with are only those who are hostile to the Republic and they either join up or get dealt with by the Republic.

If you wanted to make friends you should of chosen LITERALLY any other faction.

>>38773498
Right Genie, we know.

That doesn't mean we haven't beaten fluff based diplomacy penalties and bad rep before (you should know)

The Combine are like the Hax. Without a strong, charismatic leader, it all falls to shit. But with someone like the Commander they were a force to be reckoned with.

If we're going to keep the fleet in line, we need to learn how to become like the Commander, or this fleet is sunk before it's even set sail.

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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>38773498
Well we're here now and no reason not to talk before we leave ( Well unless someone says the wrong thing.

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>38773658
>88 looks like 4 leaf clover

>>38773891
GOSH DARNIT

FATEPOINT

MAKE THAT TWO FATEPOINTS

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>>38773891
HAHAHAHA, I feel like I called that one.

... maybe the luck of the Irish is on our side, it is green after all.

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>38773891
...check to see if it chain links.

>it chain linked

wow they fucking hate you.

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>38773891
Fatepoints time

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>38773971
>>38773981
>>38773995
Fatepoint

>>38773971
>>38773981
>>38773991
>>38773995
>>38774058
Delim is running late so I was asked to fill in for traditional first action fail.

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>38773065
Critical failure detected.

Fate point consumed.

Boon usage confirmed.

-----

You sorta managed to get them to open up...if them telling you they hate the combine more then the republic is an improvement.

They clearly are enthused with your attempt.

>What do?

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>38774291
>break out some vodka from our recently acquired surplus, seeing as we are quite rich it should be very nice. Share with our new "friends" in an attempt to get them to loosen their lips a bit.

>>38774291
Hmm, we've reached them at least.

I wonder how we can use this to our advantage.

We know these are very much clear cut enemies of the Combine, which is a bonus.

>>38774357
Not bad.

If we can get info out of these guys and manipulate the combine against them, we might gain a major favor with them. The only way we can unite the combine is by giving them a common enemy to hate more.

Alternatively they said they hate the combine /more/ than they the republic. I have a feeling they have reasons to dislike the republic as well.

If we can figure out for what reasons they dislike both parties, we can act on that much better

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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>38774290
I did what? Hehehe, I personally thought you stole my talent.

>>38774357
... are we of drinking age? Fuck it.

>>38774413
Our particular family faction within the combine traditionaly drinks hard on this day, to celebrate the "purging of the supahsnakes" from the initial compound we used to make our fortune with the combine. To not allow us to drink would be very disrespectful.

>>38774291
Wait. If the guy we are playing as is rich as fuck... Why don't we make him buy fate points?

>>38771600
I would recommend a drunken food fight.

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>38774403
>>38774413
>>38774484
>>38774583
We might also be able to help with the Independants and their "murky" enemies.

>>38774357
I support getting information from the third parties. Get them to talk about all the things they hate from everyone, combine, republic, independants. Knolwedge is power!

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>38774583
I...wait wut?

How do you plan for him to do so exactly?

>>38774291
Ahem remember

>character shift
>Time skip

Are always an option.

>>38774650
Is that an suggestion? Was wondering if getting more info from the third parties is a good or bad idea.

>>38774650
The guy in game buys odd costly good luck tokens. (That work as fate points and disappear as are used)

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>38774720
Fate manipulators?

That would be absurdly expensive even for him. Not to mention his family wouldn't appreciate him throwing so much money away.

>>38774720
Just... No

Lest try and get back to our roots and not meta game just yet.

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>>38774642
Yeah, I would be down for teaming up with Independents later or when it's not costly.

Once we have the skills of a mastermind. Then the murky enemies will be equal footing for us, hopefully. Otherwise becoming big time customers for the crops could be good for us (Just need to get good at judging cost).

>>38774761
Can we set the guy to POLITICS mode while we shift to the girl?

>>38774761
>>38774772
Fine. Just an idea.
... Would boons be able to get him a lucky rabbits foot that makes rolls of 1 have a 25% chance of self fate without us needing to use our own fate

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>38774789
I am not entirely sure how to do mastermind.

Only reason I am capable of it(as seen before) is due to 1 my knowledge and 2 experience.

I am like a spider when it comes to weaving webs with that sort of thing. Sadly I do NOT know how to do so with somthing like this...

>>38774799
Certainly.

Rather its a question of hand off or on approach.

Oh by the way I actually know legit people who I can base her off of...sadly.

I am ashamed I knew those sorta gals.

>>38774846
Hmmm, well we learned from last civ NOT to do something that doesn't capture your mood or you can't work with.

Uh, crud but we already chose mastermind. . .

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>38774846
TLDR

Genie's in characer masterminds work by using my own skills/knowledge.

I am not sure how to carry this over to a player controlled Mastermind character.

also its a fuck ton of work and ain't easy. I only used like TWO masterminds before on the players of all my civs.

>>38774878
I just don't know how to do it for player perspective anon is the only problem.

You know how nasty good/awesome my masterminds are?

Jenny tier during the Memor days with the amount of ass devastating power they wield. She was considered a 'lesser' mastermind.

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>38774912
I thought we weren't going to talk about that civ anymore? ha.

Hate it, love it, you can't say it was bad.

I'm here for a fun, player perspective time. Not off screen references I won't see or too much enemies. I suppose then I vote we shift perspective to the girl where you might be better at player perspective.

As for "hands on hands off" just remember. Jake observes before acting, gets all the information he can and then makes the most informed decision he can.

>Vote switch perspective

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>>38774846
Well I think we are starting on the right path with Info gathering, friend making and so on.

My hopes is, when we get the right crew, we can fund missions and slowing make our own underworld faction for villainy or good.

We work and act like a normal person. Then, Bam!, we sweep the rug right from under them. All this time gaining trust of the enemy or people that would be allies/pawns in our plans.

Rolled 61 (1d100)

Let's let our guy do his thing and shift perspective

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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>38774980
>>38775232
I'm down, let us become punch girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f79ZJpVa9zk
What happens when we become punch girl.

>>38775361
Her when she is spy
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G6uDfiVeJm4

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>38774650
Character shift activated.

-----
You are currently enjoying a fine feast with a green dress gifted to you by your benefactor. You are currently attending an academy specializing towards humans located in the combine space.

Right now you are dressed better and eating better then you have ever before in your short life. Doesn't help you never seen such finery and feast before like this either.

though for some reason there IS an awful lot of potato dishes.

>Find your benefactor
>Mix with the students
>Mix with the faculty
>pig out fucking cares what happens to this really nice green dress
>other?

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>38775556
>Mix with the students
Let's get to know our competition.

>>38775556
>eat but don't pig out.
>mix with students

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>38775704
Here is the roll

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>38775556
Make a special offering with some of our food and drink, thanking both our benefactor and whatever beings there are who helped get us here

>>38775804
As in say a prayer of thanks and set aside some food on our plate as the offering and leave some drink behind in our cup too.

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>38775804
>>38775934
... sure I will change vote.

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>38775804
Sacred Offering!

Let's spend a leftover boon on it

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>38775934
>>38775804
Oh ok.

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>38776044
... Why?

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>38775804
Offering made acquired the following blessings.

>Glutton Gut
Able to pig out and it will rapidly be digested this effect is temporary.

>Boozed Clued
Temporary affect? When drunk actually serves to enhance mental faculties.

>>38776125
Let's change some one to a drinking contest

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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>38776125
Alright, we've said our prayers and grace, now let's fucking EAT AND DRINK!

Do you have any idea how rare it is for us to have this much food? We've beaten people to a pulp for crumbs.

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>38776242
>>38776217
>Eat like a Pig
>Challenge the biggest drinker we see to a drinkoff

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>38776217
I'm down for both.
>>38776242
Lets do it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzcEG_JoVuo

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>38776217
>>38776242
>>38776256
>>38776263
Now this is what the holiday is about!

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>38776256
Well...someone is about to get traumatized.

In fact make that many someones.

Songs related https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtCQNm6ZoPI
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOQeIUFfOkw

>>38776463
If this day dose not end in a food fight/drunken brawl then it's not in the season

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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>38776463
https://youtu.be/XNtTEibFvlQ?t=1m16s
More drinking music.

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>38776463
You commence to chow down everything in sight and drink whatever dares enter your reach.

Anything from water and juices to even better booze. Apparently the Combine isn't exactly the most responsible bunch considering their giving access to booze to minors whom they should be caring for.

Any other day you might of had a not so nice things to say about this alas they didn't skimp on the booze either.

They served beer, wine, whiskey, vodka, and even champagne. All of which you enjoyed even the beer you actually found yourself liking where previously you weren't such a fan.

Though cheap ass beer actually goes along well with cheap and greasy foods when you could afford to do so.

Mikan's shack...man they had some GREAT fried foods and would even give you some free booze every once in awhile when you were having an especially rough time.

Someway somehow that old bastard always knew when someone needed a drink. He was often kind enough to include it with meal and if you didn't need a drink he would charge you for it.

Ah...one of the few fond memories you have is that place when you could skimp up the cred.

>>38776676
Have some holiday spirit celtic music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0fgWtO23sM

>>38776676
I have a feeling the the girl mc is a fiery souled red head

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>38776676
So you feast and drank...then heard some of the other years talk about some people who could REALLY chug them down. So you stood up slammed your freshly finished drink and headed towards where those people were.

Despite consuming vast amount of booze and food for your tiny body. You figured this would be a good idea.

So you walked up to the biggest meanest hard drinking mofo you could find who accordingly to the other students could drink down everyone.

You decided to prove that there WAS someone who could outdrink him.

------
You are henry and standing right before you is a girl freshly joined who claims she can out drink you. You laughed.

Then she chugged down an entire whiskey bottle...before smashing it on the ground before simply stating.

"You sure about that punk?"

....everyone was watching and so apparently now your gonna have to outdrink a little girl. You weren't planning to drink too much but with everyone looking at you like this...fine just fine.

So you looked over and looked at the bartender and Johnny with 'the look'. So quickly it was set up and when you looked back at the girl to confirm-she was chugging down an entire vodka bottle before slamming it down on the counter and stared at you with a taunting gaze.

That was when she lifted up her first shot.

Your only thought that this girl must clearly be crazy taking in all the booze before the actual show started.

------

And START," shouted the man called johnny as you both started shoving down shots of booze one after another.

The poor bartender was actually having a hard time keeping them filled up in time before they were getting all knocked back so quickly.

>>38776831
There are a few people who I know I can easily base her off of.

I just hope we don't go over bored.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A6eeeq_2TE
All it could take is the wrong joke.

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>38776925
Sure enough after a half hour...a very stumbly Henry collapsed onto the counter unable to drink anymore.

There was stone cold silence where the only sound was a young girl knocking back the remaining shots(including her former foe's) before after finishing up. That was when she looked at the crowd before shouting.

"WHOSE NEXT?"

There a few looked at each other and the at the girl before moving forward. They as last years couldn't afford to be showed up like this...especially by a little fucking girl of all things.

At this point it was a matter of deep pride and self respect. So they lined up...and prompty started getting their ass handed to them.

In total an additional 8 guys collapsed before the young girl.

"Bah we can't out drink her man..."

"She is like a new Lilian..."

"Ah THATS IT! QUICK GET LILIAN!"

"But ain't she immu-oh."

"Exactly."

-----

After the eighth fell before the young girl there was sudden silence where previous there was much cheering(mostly on the younger and females). There the crowd departed and there was another gal.

The girl said and did nothing but sat down after shoving the previous now stupor occupent off.

So the great drinking competition continued except the shots were replaced by bottles and barrels for this next round.

>Roll 1d100

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>38777123
>>38776925
It didn't exactly help that to add insult to injury you were also busy stuffing your face with food at the same fucking time while out drinking them all.

So they are a little extra butthurt thanks to that.

>Continue stuffing your face while drinking

aye nor nay?

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>38777123
Spend a fatepoint.

This is so cool I want to see it suceed

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>38777150
>>38777155
Also yes keep eating

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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>38777123
>Rolling in Green.

>>38777150
Nay, we eat a lot and should wait some and even offer it to them.

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>38777155
I'll back a fatepoint spend

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>38777197
>>38777197
There's enough food to go around, and even if there isn't, we didn't get to where we are by handing out free lunches

We had 3 leftover fatepoints from Fantastic civ didn't we?

+4 more today for holiday

-1 because of the crit.

That should give us 6 fatepoints in our bank. As well as the 750$ from half of the last spent money. And a number of normal boons (pics, art, survival, etc.)

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>38777197
>This guy knows what is up
>>38777155
>Green fate point

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>38777321
>Green Fate Point backed

>>38777283
Also +1 cookie fatepoint for the starting fluff

>Waiting eagerly in anticipation

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>38777150
I think some of her skills will help her drink even a rock under the table.

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>38777150
You decide to stuff your face while out drinking thi new gal.

>fate point consumed

The both of who astoundlingly enough proceed to eat and drink at the same time.

It IS worth noting that she ate less then you.

So the competition continued.

Empty bottle after empty bottle.

Broke barrel after broken barrel.

You tried...you really tried, but this woman. She was like...IMMUNE to the booze! It just didn't phase her.

While it phased you(in a good way) sadly though you could feel yourself growing sluggish and unsteady, but your mind keener then ever before.

Sadly however that would not be enough to win as slowly but surely you could feel the darkness coming. Your only sense of satisifaction being her having to stop eating in order to concentrate on drinking.

You consider that a win especially considering you never stopped eating...

Come to think of it doesn't that tecnically mean you dropped dead from food coma?

Were your last thoughts before passing out not being able to remember when you last fell asleep by food coma?

------

Alas however you did not stay asleep. Much to your shock you found yourself waking up on someone's lap...and what is this sensation on your bac-oh looking up you can see the gal you lost to.

Well shit didn't see this coming...and such large breasts. That bitch.

"Well well if it isn't the little drunken dreamer. Must say kid if you hadn't stuffed yourself so much I might of actually ended up losing. Thought don't tell anyone that got to keep up appearances after all."

You are?"

"Lilian Juliana Amari."

"Wait wait of CLAN Amari?"

"Yup."

"...heard you were some hardcore cunts."

"We are no Kill Klan commandos but we do get around."

"So wait what you doing with Combine?"

"Clans are not bothered by so called borders...that and I sorta lost a bet with a monstergirl."

"Hah?"

"Long story short don't try to out monster a monster."

"Hahah that was very very stupid of you."

"I know that now."

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>38778014
What do?

>Talk with Miss Big Titties(what?)
>Get MOAR
>ROUND TWO!
>Go bother someone else(who?)
>Other?

>

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>38778014
>>Talk with Miss Big Titties(what?)
Any chance you know of a hangover cure?

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>38778082
>Talk with Miss Big Titties
See if she can show us any tricks for getting through school too.

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>38778082
>>38778119
>>38778151
I like this character and am interested to learn more about her

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>38778182
By the luck of the Irish this will be a 100

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>38778182
Hmm...

>>38778182
Go punch girl, right in the tits.

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>38778182
Actually, you know what?

Let's let Genie have this one.

It's HER lucky day this time. She gets to have a 1

I hope it's at least funny and not mean

>>38778272
Yeah, we've been having all the fun. Genie deserves some fun too
>>38778182
Let it happen

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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>38778182
>I like this character and am interested to learn more about here

>"So, Miss what's up with y-BLEERRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And so it goes for the next half hour.

>>38778358
So good..

>>38778182
>This one's on you Genie

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>38778182
heheheh can't believe anons chose to accept this crit failure.

-----
Considering how bad your head hurts...

"So you wouldn't happen to know of a hangov-BLEGHAGHAHRAHRHA"

Projectile vomit all over her face, neck, tits, and running down her chest to her leggings. Luckily you were able to stand up on time and none of it landed on you...until you vomitted again and slipped in it.

That was when she stood up and to add insult to injury. She had an AMAZING ass....as if her rocking tits weren't enough.

"Well THIS is why you don't eat and drink at the same time...could of sworn you had slept it off apparently I was wrong. As for hang over cures...here." that was when she threw a bottle your way before commencing to strip right then and there.

You were dumbfounded how could she strip in this sorta plac-oh her underwear were still clea-AH HER and her face! You...if one no TWO things weren't bad enough you thought you had hope with at least having a cute face...and somewhat scarred body. I mean sure you had no ass or tits to speak off...but you had those two hopes right?

But...but then there SHE.

Hopes crushed. You couldn't compete with all of that...so you head laid low in vomit.

Until she grabbed and stripped you as well before grabbing a new seat and plopping down it. After that she waved over a drone before requesting new clothes for the both of you.

...you couldn't help but be pouting. Especially considering her astoundingly rocking body.

Shit ain't fair.

That was when the unexpected happen she abruptly hugged and tickled you before brushing her lips on her ears before whispering.

"Let me guess wishing you had a body like this with such scars that compliment instead of make ugly? You will...you have just yet to grow into it."

"How the hell..." so you looked up at her and noticed that she winked at you with a knowing grin before leaning back and flipping off the boys whose were busy gulping in air and girls whose rage made you sweat.

>>38778919
I think we found our mentor.

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>38778919
With that she yelled out "Enjoy it while you can lads you ain't never tapping this and girls? Better off in the next life if you don't whore yourself some attention!"

That was when she plopped back and seemingly enjoyed basking in the massive volumes of hate and lust.

...damn this bitch got some guts with taunts like that.

>What do?

>Enjoy the basking with her
>Try to talk to her
>Get dressed
>Go somewhere(your currently in your undies mine...though the other girl seems to give absolutely no fucks in that regard)
>other?

>>38778992
and totally based off someone I know IRL.

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>38779065
>other?
Why don't we ask her to show us what she does for fun and a good time around this place? Maybe even a tour

. . .and yes, bask. Just a little. We don't get much attention. . .

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>38779065
>Enjoy the basking, but don't look like your enjoying it too much, play it cool.

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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>38779065
>>Get dressed
Something green.

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>38779262
>>38779218
These are good. Asking her to show us around the school is good too.
>>38779276
If we must wear something, it'll be our green shirt.
(and just our green shirt)

>>38779313
Good thing she wore Green thong underwear to match the dress

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>38779353
She is 13 anon!

She is actually wear shamrock panties and sports bra that she has no business wearing. Her friend on the other hand IS wearing an emerald frilly bra with a dark green thong to go with it.

>>38779218
"Simple kick ass and keeping kicking ass. Best part about kicking ass? There are many different kinds of both ass and kicking of it."

With that you enjoyed laying back on your new friend? Enjoyed the basking you could of sworn you sensed some lusty gazes your way...

-----
Someway nearby among the males.

"Oh my DICK!"

"A petite loli and busty gal...this is just too much!"

"My dick is diamonds..."

"At least yours hasn't exploded once the loli laid back on the big one..."

"Really man?"

"The contrast...its just too much."

------

So you laid back and enjoyed the basking

New clothes have been delivered she is however busy ignoring it for now...and why did she get an open robe?

You meanwhile have a new longer dress or a tee shirt with short skirt.

>Put something on
>Keep basking in the semi nude
>Ask her something
>Go somewhere still semi nude..
>OTher?
>>38779313

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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>38779613
Great we out drank people at the age of 13.

>>38779613
>Take a shower & change.

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>38779613
Put on the dress, bid goodbye to miss Amari, and casually, confidently as if what has just happened were perfectly normal, reintroduce yourself to the party and mingle with the other students... The cool looking ones.

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>38779613
>Other
Follow what she does? If she gets dressed, get dressed. If she stays revealing, stay... revealing.

We're still keeping the clothes. Fuck it's hard to get shit this good.

>Ask her something
Ask if she'd be okay with us following her around. We really don't know our way around this academy or anyone else in it, it'd be nice to have someone we could trust and hang around with.

>>38779749
Covered in vomit? I'm sure we still have some on us.

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>38779825
Of course.

>>38779749
Support.

>>38780108
>>38779825
Maybe we should just see what she does?

If the girl is headed toward the shower to get the vomit off her, then we should follow.

Alternatively, maybe now is a good time to switch perspective back to the boy? Let these two catch up?

>>38779613
>Other
Clean ourselves up.
>Put something on
The longer dress.
>Ask her something
Ask if she'd like to go kick some ass.

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>38780158
Oops, dice.

>>38780140
Switch perspectives after like 2 posts? Are you trying to give Genie an aneurysm?

Hey Genie, are the two MCs at the same school?

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>38780219
Oh hell no.

She is attending Humanist Combine Military School.

>>38779613
Is this the same school as the male mc?

>>38780276
What is the big tit girl? She is probably not human.

Dose our drinking ability increase with our age?

As we grow can we learn some skills (like subduction) from our new friend?

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>38780316
Not a chance in hell.

>>38780380
She is human?

Probably.(much of it came from good rolls/blessings)

Yes.

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>38780521
Become best friends with this girl. We will be like sisters. (She be added to usable heros later on)

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>38780521
Have a happy drunken dance with our new friend. Enter rooms joins in. It's so good becomes a yearly event there.

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>38780773
>>38780635
Yeah, let's get close and see what we can do around here

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>38780944
>>38780773
>>38780635
um...what?

>>38780970
They're just being...more ambitious than they should.

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>38780635
>>38780773
>>38780944
>>38780970
We are trying to have a jolly old time. On this grand holiday.
I pore one our for your genie. Happy drunk Irish day

>>38780970
Sorry, not thinknig straight, it's late.

Let me turn my brain back on

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>38779809
Supporting this. She knows how to behave here better than us.

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>38781284
>>38779809
Vote

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>38781284
But what of the drunken dancing? That should happen eventually. And the alcohol must hit our friends system eventually.
Bring out the fiddles and ale. It's time to dance a jig. >>38781241
>>38780773
If a leprechaun shows up, let's catch it.

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>38780970
Look for leprechauns. It's the right day. We are drunk. And we have a friend with big tits to help us look. It's the best time to find one!

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>38781421
Well..okay.

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>38781421
What would we get if we find one? Gold? Magic? A wish? A leprechaun hero unit?

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>38781471
>>38781421
Why the hell not. Let's have some silly fun. Burn an expiring art boon on this.

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>38781421
>>38781466
>>38781471
Hmm, maybe drinking SO MUCH more alchohol in one sitting than we have ever in our whole life, may have some funny effects on us

>>38781498
Second an art boon burn

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>38781498
>>38781421
Supporting boon spending.

>>38781421
There is some ... Causality with these rolls.

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>38781539
>>38781498
Nice linked 59's

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>38781498
>>38781539
>>38781576
>Linked 59's AND a doubles 11

>>38781519
>and a 69 to boot

>>38781576
Linked 59s, a 69, a 55, an 11, and IMMENSELY ENHANCED MENTAL ATTRIBUTES.

This should be good.

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>38781606
Mmmm nice

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>38781421
So much good rolls

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>38781421
"Hey...HEY."

"What?"

"Why don't we hunt some leprechauns!"

"...wow your more drunk then I thought. I don't know about you but i would rather not pick a fight with Fae."

"Oh come on there is one right THERE!"

"There is no reason a goddamn Fae would be located in thi-oh hey what do you know."

"Oh uh wrong one its that one over there I meant."

"TWO of thing? REALLY?"

"Well apparently..."

"Alright lets go hunt them."

"Yippee!"

------
After unknown amount of time you are NOT entirely sure where you are...except for some reason your head is between a certain pair of legs wai-isn't that her thong. Oh...what the fuck happen?

Getting up...sure enough the two of you were in a 69 position.

"Hey wake up..."

"Huh...what the hell happened?"

"69 position and we lost them."

"Those wee little men I shall-wait how much time has passed?"

"I do not know."

"Well we obviously lost them wee little men."

"I guess...why were we in a 69 position though?"

"Fae prank...do you swing that way?"

"Uh...well its not like I like the men around here. Damn bitches lied about this being eye candy paradise for girls."

"Heheheh you don't swing that way huh?"

"Well...I just don't like my men like that or something..."

"PFUAHAHAHAW oh my god of ALL things you DON'T like masculine men in a uniform? What KIND of sorry excuse of girl kind are you?"

"...I like them cute. Those aren't cute."

"No they are hot."

"I don't like hot I like cute."

"Oh...oh dear girl you are in the WRONG place for cute boys."

"Well there has to be some around eventually right?"

"...well in like 3-4 years if your lucky I suppose."

"...you have GOT to be kidding me."

"Nope made the same mistake you did girl still haven't found a cock with taking."

"...I don't WANT to wait that long!"

"Well there are plenty of horny boys around just not your kind though!"

"but that RUINS the entire point!"

"Exactly welcome to my world."

"So what do you prefer?"

>>38781871
Fucking fae... In space.

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>38781871
Gives an astoundingly long list of no's and astoundinly short list of 'yes'.

"...but that is ALL of mankind! What are you lesbian or something?"

"Not ALL men...just like nearly all of them."

"Your standards are INSANE!"

"Coming from the girl who doesn't like manly men and went to military school real smart of you there."

"Oh shut up I have bad memories all right those type of guys just don't do it for me."

"Too much exposure huh?"

"Something like that...seriously though are you a man hating lesbian?"

"I would totally be a lesbian if I could get laid by women."

"...you your joking right? You who is insanely hot CAN'T get laid by both sexes?"

"Its not for lack of trying."

"You have got to be joking that is impossible all you have to do is open those long legs of yours. Even a straight woman would be tempted to try out that lily."

"hm...guess that explains that."

"wait wha-oh NO I didn't mean it like that!"

"Its okay if you don't break in regards to men you'll soon be hounding for pussy besides your own."

"...no."

"Give it rest girl I am you in like 2-3 years. Though chances are you will be less developed."

"Cunt."

"loli."

"I am NOT a loli!"

"Your lack of assets, hair, and puberty beg to differ. I mean you haven't have your period yet have you?"

"Wai of cour-no wait how did you ARRGGGHHH!"

"HAHAH fucking KNEW it. You sure you are actually thirteen years old?"

"I YES I AM GODDAMN IT I AM JUST A LATE BLOOMER!"

"Ah the joys of the eternal loli I will have to introduce you to a certain vampire friend of mine."

"NNOOO I WILL enter puberty damn it!"

"Oh that will be just fine a little pubescence goes a long way."

"I wait what? Oh HELL no I ain't going vampire til I got some actual tits and ass."

"...that will be long LONG ways off."

"WILL NOT!"

-----

Meanwhile watching from a distance are a pair of giggling Fae.

"This is really quite funny."

"Indeed you were right about sticking around for a show."

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>38782206
God I hope she grows up. Can't fucking stand lolis.

Quick get up and grab those fae fuckers. Challenge them to a strip drinking contest. If we win they become our little helpers tell the end of school. If we win we help them prank lot is students.

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>38782206
What you think of convo? Girly enough?

>>38782206
That was when abruptly the Fae's joy came to an end when suddenly a surpising number of guns pointed at them before a voice was shouted out.

"Mam we found something that may have been interest to you."

That was when you turned around and noticed an entire troop of armored guys and gals with guns pointed at the Fae in question.

"Huh about time you showed up. What took you so long?"

"Ah well..."
you notice that most of them are looking at you...and your still mostly nude. Shit.
"you see boss we just figured..."

"No...just NO I was merely adopting a freshie."

You notice they are gazing in doubt towards their boss. You noticed this despite the visors they hung heavy in doubt.

"I am SERIOUS damn it!"

"Its okay boss we are not about to judge I mean especially considering the spider pussy incident."

"Oh for fucks sake that was only ONE fucking time."

This banter...is not something you would expect from a clear cut relationship.

"Its alright girl..." states one armor soldier padding her on the back. "It turns you couldn't get laid because they were all just too old for you weren't they." With that last part the soldier was looking right at you.

and the way she reacted with her shaking...ah sweet sweet revenge is oh so delicious. Especially when you don't have to do the work and get to bear witness to it directly!

"I am NOT a goddamn PEDO."

"Its alright boss because its HOT as fck when its a female pedo," spoke up a male trooper excitedly.

She simply reacted by disarming the nearby soldier stealing her gun in rapid speed before unleashing a hail of bullets at the offending male trooper who went down. She however did not stop shooting.

Eventually she ran out of bullets and handed the gun back. When she looked away from the male trooper you could see a arm raise up and give a thumbs up before him saying "worth it."

The female trooper meanwhile got her gun back and giggled.

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>38782454
I hope we grow up to have assets almost as good as our skills. You know what that say. The later the bloom the better the flower.

>>38782498
It's certainly girly enough, your conversations have always been consistently good at depicting your characters' actual...characteristics. It's always been a strongpoint of yours.

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>38782454
I can't either but she is still young.

>>38782498
giggled in response of the male trooper who was brave enough to speak up. After that the same female trooper moved over and grabbed the wounded male trooper(who has lots of craters on him) helping him up.

Apparently the two know each other...and come to think of (brain boost activated) son of a bitch THOSE TWO HAD IT PLANNED ALL ALONG! And those two...oh you like them already. For fucks sake on of them was willing to even get an entire mag unloaded in him for it.

That is something you can admire. Taking one for the team like that...damn straight.

Meanwhile you noticed Lilian was talking with the Fae for one of whom she pointed your way. From there she shouted over to you that you can make one request of the Fae.

Request what?(you have till 35 minutes to choose).

>Leave
>Talk with the couple
>Visit the troops(do what exactly?)
>Talk to Lilian
>Other?

>>38782625
Pot of gold.

>>38782625
>Talk with the couple
What would they suggest we ask for?
>Talk to Lilian
Ask her too.

>>38782662
Think about the pot of gold, it's not asking too much, it's fair givin the circumstances, and she is very poor..

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>38782625
Ask the fae for the
>luck of the Irish blessing.
>all rolls of 99 with this hero become rolls of 100
>25% of all rolls of 1 with this hero become a roll of 2

>>38782763
The mechanics in twisted realms are way too complex for something like that to actually work :(

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>38782763
Effects are temporarily boosted when whereing green

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>38782872
>>38782763
Vote. Or as close to something like this as we can get. Just a perm boost to lust would do

>>38782763
Eh, might this be acceptable?

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>38782763
>>38782872
>>38782970
Vote. Use an art boon

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>38782998
Support boon use

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>38782970
Wait why do you want perm bonus to lust?

That feel when I know someone who I can base that off of...fuck know way to many weird women.

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>38783066
Rolled 93
Post is ended in 66
6,6= 3+3, 3+3
3+3+3=9 with a 3 left over
93
Causality confirmed

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>38783156
Luck!
I MENT LUCK FUCK ITS MENT TO BE LUCK!

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>38783156
I think that was supposed to be luck.

But weird women are the most fun genie. Normality is bland

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>38783243
>>38783156
>>38782970
Roll of 69 talking about a typo of lust and luck.

Fae oddness makes us very lucky when we are horny. Like VERY LUCKY.

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>38783211
heheh I am sorry anon you shouldn't have requested something like that from the Fae...and then fucked up on it.

Especially considering i can't allow the original piece.

heheh. AH I love dickish Fae.

Your female MC has acquired a pernament bonus to lust.

"Fuck no I didn't mean lust I meant luck YOU HEAR ME LUCK...goddamn it."

Enjoy the blooming of womanhood combined with raging hormones with the cherry on top of extra lust.

This will make you receive penalties to resist seduction and other effects.
>>38783243
Anon if you had ANY idea of the kind of women I know...

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>38783307
Grab them by the beard and MAKE them make us lucky as well

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>38783337
Vote make it like this >>38783271
Use art boon

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>38783356
Your gonna need to burn a bigger boon or an additional boon/fatepoint.

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>38783356
Yes use art boon that and the boon we used last turn should make it work

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>38783370
Then burn 2 art boons

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>38783405
Yes use two

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>38783421
>>38783382
>>38783370
>>38783356
All these 7s in the roll. With the fae. We be very lucky now.

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>38783405
Let it go bro.
Lust boon.
After everything that just went down its only fitting

>>38783370
>closing monologue, time skip and perspective shift

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>38783370
Hell burn 3. Being lucky is very good.

Also use drunken smarts to help with this.

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>38783495
Roll of 81
>>38783497
Roll of 82

Fae. Boons. Drunk smart.
Super lust luck confirmed
>>38783495
After today luck is also fitting.

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>38783370
Fine fine.

Whenever your horny you are also extra lucky.

Boons have been consumed.

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>38783525
Could an expiring thread survival boon make this roll a 1?
If so then it would be the 3rd 1
That makes it a good crit.
It would be sweet

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>38783528
Wait genie if we do this >>38783541
How much luckyer would we be?

>>38783528
Good at getting lucky

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>38783553
>>38783541
>>38783528
If it can still work I support making that the 3rd 1. If it is the 3rd 1.

>>38783553
Calm down with the game mechanics bro, the story is the important part.

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>38783564
Up all night to get lucky
>>38783579
Fine. But super horny luck would make manny keks later on.

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>38783592
I guess genie is writing fluff. If not then what do?

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>38783635
Well what else do you want?

Things sorta got off kilter there for a little while. Not to mention its late.

>>38783731
Fine. Let's call it a day them. Great fluff today man. Thanks.

Badump.

Morning bump

Buuuuump.

So ... we have to manage our lady lust now, heh.

I guess that means the male MC will need to get better at satisfying or long events could be a problem. (Dam space leprechauns.)

>>38788305
Why do I get the feeling like this civ is going to become "fifty shades of genie"

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>38789199
Uh no if I write smut i require actual pay-wait shit that excuse doesn't work anymore...

Damn it its SUPPOSE to be for the system with extra due to delay...wasn't suppose to end up like that.

Fuck though i been saying that a lot lately...

>>38790560
I didn't much care for the system, I cared for your writing and your story/us doing awesome things. You don't need a good system when you have a muse/inspiration.

But we can't buy your muse, or inspiration, or glory with money. I'll really only remember this quest for what we as players did as awesome in our civs, not the system, so you'll see no more money from me

Posting from phone, what do we need to decide to do right now?

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>38790929
Don't know. I'm just hoping the girl mc gets a body to match her luck and lust. She will be quite the fem fatal.

If crit she grows up to be the hottest human to ever exist.

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>38791024
Also before she goes to bed she should say a prayer of thanks to the same thing she prayed to earlyer. A prayer of thanks for such a wonderful day

>>38791024
>implying she doesn't have the perfect body to contrast Lillian

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>38790737
They system is my fallback when the muse is absent. I didn't want to admit this for a long time though...but its the truth.

>>38791382
It's good to have something.

To bad your computer sucks, otherwise I would be pushing to game with this group of people. I think we would have fun in tactile games or G mod.

Now that I'm thinking about 7 days to die could be a fun one. Fighting zombies that get stronger and building a base.

>>38791382
Or how about instead of using a system we can see you can just let us grow faster?

Like, sometimes it takes us a whole thread to do a research project on something small and insignificant. Like, last time did it really need us to do almost a dozen research actions on early firearms and steam tanks? We didn't even get to teh steam tanks for the final battle.

I hate to reference /that/ civ again, but the reason we bought all the stuff with the massive infrastructure boost was so that research would be FAST like it used to be and wouldn't take so long. But it still took long (if not longer) anyway.

Would it have been so painful for
>Hey guys, let's research steam tanks!

>1 turn later

>"You have basic steam tanks! They have a canon and a gatling gun!"

>Sweet! We got it. Now let's do some other fun stuff like Magic Tanks to give to our Wizards, or Smileblower tanks to give to our oozes, or a lot of other fun projects we can do

Even without your muse, you would really do well to let players not have to wait forever. You don't have to be so strict on research

>>38792277
*a system we can't see

All that infrastructure and tech and it still took us a crit to get the early firearms which kind of weren't really significant in the last battle. Couldn't even get to the golems either.

And that was supposed to be our dwarven steampunk in fantasyland civ which was the intent from the start.

We had been meandering for so long and raided when we neared the end I wanted to see us get that done.

>>38792277
>>38792331
The enemy has things like Airships that rain undead from the sky, world tearing Mages from hell who can block a rain of holy fire from the gods and rip apart the most perfect defensive structure we've ever built in a single blast, hordes and hordes and hordes of undead of untold number.

You say it's hard for you to give us that without your muse. But from what you give the undead you're perfectly capable of that even without your muse.

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>38792277
>>38792331
>>38792423
Still haven't figured out why I have selected this particular setting of mine i see...

Its due to many anon requests/consensus it just took me awhile to properly cook it up.

>>38792463
>Still haven't figured out why I have selected this particular setting of mine i see...
So you're just going to ignore everything I said then? Just say "well, this time it will be different!"

I really really hope you're right. I also hope that this isn't only particular to this setting otherwise this is the only setting I'll ever vote we play in.

You do have muse still left in you Genie, I saw it in the last battle the issue is a lot of times you just give it all to the enemy and none to us...

>>38792463
Also please PLEASE for the love of all civs if you're going to let the enemy get super awesome stuff don't make us take forever to do it too.

If we have all the fuel materials and tech don't make it take more than half a thread to research something simple and not very powerful. GETTING all the necessary requirements is a bitch as is.

The Fantastic Civ was the most powerful civ we've ever played, even greater and grander than the memor, but even at the end it took them forever to research something so small.

tl;dr DON'T let research and growth be so damn slow that we have to pay for it

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>38792615
The muse chooses what the muse chooses.

I can't choose what it will decide it likes. Wish I could.

I purposely cooked up and adjusted this setting due to stuf that was stated.

>>38792678
Have a better research stuff also heroic tier researcher units can work wonders.

Memor were able to cheat due to their hero unit despite the other penalties.

>>38792716
>Have a better research stuff also heroic tier researcher units can work wonders.
I really don't know how we could have without spending more money. We spent superboons getting research stuff to match the Memor. Laboratories, Steam Foundries+, workshops+, wisemen scientists, dwarven mechanists, engineers, synergy Shamans, Clockwork foundries+, and even a crit towards research, plus fluffboons, artboons, survival boons.

>heroic tier researcher units can work wonders
See, but we can't get heroes unless you give them to us. Because you said that is a bad idea.

From the slime hero for example, we had him but because you were unfamiliar with him he was useless.

We can't get heroes unless you give them to us.

>Memor were able to cheat due to their hero unit despite the other penalties
You really should reintroduce cheat heroes then. You really should.

>>38792856
Don't forget the Logic Machine and Logic Machine Core+, medieval computers with highly advanced calculating abilities as the closest thing to an AI we could get (upgraded too)

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>38792716
Can you tell us when you aren't feeling your muse in a civ? So we can do something else instead?

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>38792856
No the ooze wasn't useless it was just abrupt and I never had a hero like that so I still unfamiliar this mostly means lack of fluff and special actions.

In a way all heroes are cheaters.

>>38793019
hm what do you mean?

I can't tell when there isn't a muse or not until I start to try and work on it.
>>38792989
You were eating harsh penalties for breaking into advance technologies. So you could only do so much.

>>38793039
>You were eating harsh penalties for breaking into advance technologies. So you could only do so much.
Well, we spent a superboon to get the necessary prerequisites to negate those penalties.

I guess it is impossible then if even a super boon couldn't deal with it. Because that's the most powerful thing in our arsenal.

I don't even know how the undead got those airships.

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>38793039
Well I mean, if we vote on an action and you're not feeling it that's not good. Maybe tell us 'I'm not feeling this anons' so we can make a better action and try to call out your muse

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>38793129
You didn't have all the prereq tech researched this was partly nullified by the tools.

So you were eating a partial penalty and researching such tech tends to be slow going even on a good day.

>>38793167
no that wouldn't be fair as there is stuff you need to do even when I am not feeling the muse. Besides when i am not feeling for you guys I use it on the other factions.

Rolled 74 (1d100)

If we make it back to the post apoc we should try a megacorp with a researcher.


If there is time for an action today I vote we wash away the shame of today. For we are now lusty, not lucky.

>>38793219
>no that wouldn't be fair as there is stuff you need to do even when I am not feeling the muse. Besides when i am not feeling for you guys I use it on the other factions.
We don't have to do anything Genie. . .

We're here for a story and excitement and have fun playing our civ, but we can't do that unless you're having fun with it too.

If you want to focus on another faction instead of ours tell us so we can just shift our perspective to them. If a civ is boring to you, it will be boring to us and that's good for nobody.

>>38793300
Is now a good day to make actions?
It's an off day and Genie might not be in the mood. I'd say wait until tomorrow

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>38793219
there's nothing your players have to do OP. You're the QM, not the other way around. If you aren't interested in player input you could just write a book instead

>>38793386
Is this thread not here for us to talk and plan?
That fair and I can understand, otherwise I wouldn't add the if there's time part.

I'm mainly just wanting to plan and think about what to do with the girl MC. It helps when we come up with things and throw ideas out (well to me it seems to help).

Like in the splicers, we got the dMarche law men because of an off handed comment about playing a civ of unawakened robocorps (I'm assuming that is what Genie did, I can't always tell what was there and what was put there).

>>38793641
Hmm, perhaps instead of being ashamed about it we can learn to control or even harness it.

Why succumb to something in shame when you can turn a weakness into a strength.

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>38793551
Which is why I am refusing.

Besides using it on other factions makes it so that when players DO interact with the other faction it will be more interesting.

For when I feel muse for player faction stuff is a bit more interesting and when they encounter muse afflicted faction it too will be more interesting.

Players already have a hate/love relationship with mused factions.

I don't know when the Muse strikes or towards what so I do what i can. I meanwhile use system to help compensate.

I really am trying damn it.
>>38793641
Certainly possible. Remember Female MC is attending military academy focused towards humans. There she will be trained in basic military measures.

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>38793717
Fucking hell feels like its never enough anymore. No matter what I do or try it just doesn't fucking cut it. Bah.

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>38793717
you seem so sure you know what is more interesting to the players than what they say is interesting...

>>38793760
Actually Genie this civ is turning out to be fun. Abigails interaction in the party and with Lilian especially that was topnotch work and really reminiscent of some of your better hero stories. I really want to see more of that.

You need to do more of THAT!

I'm just worried about continuing though. Like, right now you seem a little testy and if we do something it might not be as good than if you were in a good mood.

>>38793711
The vomit is what I'm referring to, I doubt that has come off yet.

Granted vomitmancers would be funny or I guess we can add to the fetish list by becoming lust masters.

>>38793760
Welcome to the world of being a perfectionist. It will never feel finished and you will have to keep growing to meet your goal. Then raise the bar and do it again, just remember your work is good and it shows in the loyalty you players have.

Just never give up for your dream!

>>38793870
And you know why it's fun? Because you're focusing on us! On our heroes and not somebody else we don't really know about.

Abigail, some little thirteen year old crawledge out of the blackwater sludge, shows up to this fancy shmancy Academy during St. Patricks day feast.

In the middle of all this partying and frolicking she doesn't just pig out like everyone else, she says a prayer of thanks to the gods

and then she eats like a filthy pig

What's more she not only KEEPS eating like a garbage disposal, but she challenges every last goddamn person she see's to a drink off.

And out of nowhere this girl is knocking down seniors and older students like flies.

It took them to call their biggest gun, a girl immune to alchohol, and she didn't even eat while she was drinking.

THAT is how you run a game Genie. Focusing on the players doing awesome things!

>>38793947
She passed out trying to do the impossible and woke up like a champ.

And promptly vomited like a champ too all over the older girl that beat her.

But instead of just being cliche and hating her forever and never seeing her again, she laughed it off, took off our vomit stained clothes as we suddenly basked in the attention to our scarred and wounded body we didn't ever expect.

...and are just a little jealous of how the scars look Soooo much better on her. It's not fair. . .

Bathing in the envy and attention we never had.

And this is only the first day in our academy.

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>38793947
>>38794100
I agree with this. This quest is shaping to be fun even before we've gone into war mode. OP just needs to keep it up.

Bump.

I really want to suggest actions or give input, but I don't know if Genie is in the mood for fun

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>38795095
Do so. Why not talk about stuff ahead of time?

Make plots or plans to look into during your lifepath(its even all mapped out for you).

Just don't expect me to be quick on the replies and even slower for actions on offdays.

>>38795199
I'm actually just worried your mad right now

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{Victoria Abigail}
The female will be
>Nation: Combine
>Origin: Academy
>Initial Status: Poverty

>Academy chosen
Acquired military skills.
Acquired no assets but greatly increased skills.

>Super Skill
Sniper ELITE
Pilot ELITE
Hidden
Hidden
Hidden
Hidden
REDACTED


>Rogue
A young girl and her family for whatever purposely went against their former and turned towards the Combine...things did not go as planned however as she found herself thrust into the depths of poverty.

Which was still an improvement compared to what she would of had to deal with if she had stayed in comparison...

>Supreme Academy, Apprenticeship, Superboon martial/MYSTERY

New Gains in life: Permanent bonus to lust (receive penalties to resist seduction and other effects).

{Jacob Axel Holdstone}
The male will be
>Nation: Combine
>Origin: High
>Initial Status: Filthy Rich

>High chosen.
Acquired basic skill increases.
Filthy rich chosen acquired increased assets but severely stunted skills.

>Academy
Gained Improved basic skills and Basic military skills.

>Profiteer
A young boy and his family took advantage of the coalition to make a massive fortune. Turned out once you could get over their distasteful nature...there was an awful lot of opportunity.

>Supreme Academy, Apprenticeship, Superboon Mastermind/Science!


Faction Choice Combine

Acquired the following affect

Increased Difficulty Threshold
Increased Success

Meanwhile while things are harder IF you accomplish it the effects will be better.

>I believe that is everything. If I missed something just let me know so I can make notes later.

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>38795591
Name was yet confirmed for the male(as in undecided).

>>38795637
We'll figure it out later.

Ah, we're still covered in vomit aren't we?

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>38795663
Not really Lillian helped make sure you were both cleaned up.

So...your sorta cleaned up.

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>>38795637
Noted.

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>38779613
Put on our green clothes.

>>38793760
I've not been disappointed. You have done right by me
>>38795714
We might want to ask the fae why there are here. They are not supposed to be.

>>38795842
The old ones covered in vomit? Or new ones?

What if we could get some kind of training from the fae? I bet they could train good spy's.

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>>38793760
>Players tell you what they want
>No, I know what you want

>I hate not being able to satisfy anyone!

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>38795939
Our new clothes then.Lillian gave them to us

I still love you Genie.

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>38796634
>>38795939
>>38795842
Let's get our new clothes on

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>38795842
The green bonus was only true for yesteday.

>>38795880
>>38795939
They left once they fulfilled your request.

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>38796926
Vote

Night Bump

I still and and will post this until Genie remembers for next civ game and I'll say it again for the next game
>Speed up infrastructure and progress, reduce the amount of prereqs needed. Slow and complicated research and getting the infrastructure to make it happen dulls the game and we payed a shitton of money on infrastructure so we wouldn't have to deal with that, but it still happened
>The game can become boring when the same research and infrastructure is repeated over and over for small and insignificant things that often don't happen anway

>Do not make us have to go through entire threads infrastructure and prereqs when chances are we'll die before even getting those

>Speed up infrastructure and progress, reduce the amount of prereqs needed slow and complicated research/construction makes the game boring

>we payed a shitton of money so we wouldn't have to deal with that, and it still happened

>Speed up infrastructure and progress. reduce the amount of prereqs and turns needed.

>Don't make us spend entire threads/turns on the same thing
>Don't make us spend entire threads/turns on needing to get prereqs for basic things

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>38798361
We should talk to the guards that helped grab the fae. We should make as manny friends as we can, we want to be as emotionally stable as we can because later on things will be absolute crazy.
We should also take up meditation as a bit if a hobby. It will help control our lust and sharpen our mind and skills.

>>38799560
Most of the problems you list come from our natural reaction the the difficulty of the setting and system. A good part of all that is just as much our fault as genies.

This is the first edition of a new system. There will be problems a plenty.

>>38799560
3 threads of

>research continues

Over and over for a basic vehicle, is not a good thing, especially when it doesn't see fruition before the end of a civ. This is something that must change.

>>38799665
Or that is a problem with us setting out hopes too high. You can't expect a caveman to create a car. No mater how manny Crits are rolled

>>38799629
In another civ, it took only 2 actions of to reverse engineer a basic bandit tank and then we could build as many as we had resources. And this was before we upgraded our engineer and laboratory.

It took 3 actions to build the first super tank, from then we could build 2 more per thread. This was again, before we had fully upgraded our workshops and labs.

It took less than a thread for us to reach the capability to produce and build our own behemoths when we set our actions to it.

A steam tank is not a complicated vehicle, nor a very powerful one, it is a basic one and shouldn't have taken three whole turns to not happen.

>>38799724
Except we weren't cavemen.

We had a TON of purchased infrastructure, scientists, engineers, and mechanics, and more supplies than any civ we have seen before or will since. We had the prerequisite technology in the form of engines, machinery, and production facilities but we still weren't able to make but one.

And yes, cavemen have built cars before in this civ. Just ask some of the bandits we've played.

>>38799736
>2 more per thread
Correction, 2 per turn

And again, this was without tons of infrastructure

>>38799736
*Three whole THREADS not to happen

I'll leave by saying I'm glad this War mode is going back to the roots of big and powerful civ.

But I hope it isn't confined to this setting. I really hope this isn't just for War mode but for all the civs to come.

When post apoc rears its head again, I hope some of War mode has sparked the fire in it to the big and awesome that made bloodsnow and the earliest civ fun. It's happened before, it can and should happen again.

bimp

>>38799736
>>38799780
>>38799806
>>38799852
>>38800003
You do have a point. As a hole the power of our actions have gone down and the world has become harder.

But that was the Edin of the setting. The first attempt. The world has grown and the light has faded. All is harder now.
But that is the point.
Memor was only thought great because how hard it was to repeat that level of power.
The tall are only as mighty as how much taller they are then the rest.
Each civ is only good or bad as compared to the other civ's.
The system is more complex. And the challenge greater.
Arm up my brethren
It's an up hill battle all the way.

>>38801657
Actually I'd say the Fantastic civ where more mightier and powerful than the memor by sheer weight of numbers and their assets (including allies). To that I actually have to bump them above the memor, the quality of a civ is what glory and greatness they achieved at the end of the day.

You can have your heroes, you can have your stories, but heroes die, and stories are forgotten or never told, but when all is said and done the only thing that lasts is glory.

And size is the only true expression of glory. Because numbers never lie.

to that I'd say
>Fantastic Civ
>Cultists
>Memor
>Bloodsnows
>Hax

Are a list of the civs by the quality based of their ultimate size, strength, technology and power before they died (or won in the case of Cultists Bloodsnow and Hax)

--

I have been fighting this uphil battle to reach the heights of before, but the cliff only gets steeper in this sysphian task. For a year I have fought to make it happen and near the end I gave my all and even some money to do so.

We did achieve it, in some regard, still sad that some things could have been better handled but on the whole the Fantastic civ did raise the bar on greatness.

120k Pop
The greatest defensive structure we've ever built
The most Infrastructure we've ever amassed

My only sadness is we didn't get the dwarven tech planned from the beginning.

But this greatness was purchased at a price neither of us can afford anymore. The only consolidation is that the War mode game is going to be bigger at least.

>>38801847
A mighty artillery piece singing the song of the wrath of the gods setting aflame entire swaths of land in holy fire, repulsed only by those who have torn words.

A blessed living ooze of massive proportions, capable of swallowing up entire armies and devouring them, flooding the tunnels and making each and every undead have to crawl and swim through the burning quagmire of holy water

The backing of not one kingdom but the united kingdoms of north, south, and a holy host who erected terrible vengeance upon those who brought so much death and destruction, though they could not stop the blighting of the land nor kill the evil advisor responsible for the genocide of a hundred thousand.

And for a time the return of the mightiest psyker hero our civ has or ever will see as ours again.

My only regret is that I don't have more places to directly quote this from the final battle and have to refer to the stat post.

>>38801952
I do wonder how the commander lives with himself, even if he is forgiven, all those lost souls on his hands he couldn't protect. Who came to him for protection. And couldn't even avenge properly.

Couldn't even die with his people.

But I guess, it's also possible he is okay with what happened. Perhaps, the blood of a hundred thousand is worth redemption. The cultists would have agreed and so would Memor and Blood Snow

bomp

>>38801979
Why do you think the commander dedicated the rest of his life leading the holy host?
He spent the rest of his life trying to save more than he lost. He spent every moment of it desperate to save just one more soul. So that when he dies, he might not cast him self in to hell just to avoid those he failed.
He lived, doing everything he could to try to break even with his greatest failure.
That, that kind of stuff is why I play.

>>38799780
It was initially my suggestion to put rockets on the back of the wintadooms, also I was the anon that was super anal about the vehicle bay

>>38803378
Yup.

And for bandits with both a major research AND a manufacturing penalty, it didn't take them entire threads to do that too.

You know how boring that would have made the blood snows?

>>38803159
I don't imagine that's a battle he's going to win. Just like the Prophet of Fate, both of them already dreamed on how to save as much people as they could. Both of them were given all the resources, the keys to the kingdom, and power in their hands. And with the great power came the great responsibility.

And both of them failed that responsibility once. I don't see either of them getting another chance in that word.

Made worse by the fact that now his wife, his advisor, are now conspirators responsible for genocide of so many innocents. To put to end the life of one man, at the cost of so many thousands of innocents? Nay, with INTENT to bring as much possible harm and cruelty against so many innocents as opposed to just taking out this one man?

His wife complained about not wanting her children to live in a world where their father roamed the world. Instead he signed the death warrant to thousands of fathers, children, and mothers.

They could have assasinated him personally. It was well within their power.

Instead they summoned the forces of hell against a people who simply fought for their survival and those of their children, blighting what could have been a holy and safe place into a twisted spire of ruins.

Rather than the life of one man to spare a hundred thousand, a hundred thousand for the life of one man. This is even worse than what even he ever did as the original banishment of his name, for that was at least over exaggerated by forces beyond his control.

And it makes one wonder. Which is the greater shame?
That he would forever look upon his wife and advisor for the mass murderers they are?
Or that he wouldn't care and return to them anyway?

But such is life in the fantastic world of Genie fantasy.

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>>38804019
But here comes the relevant question to us in WAR MODE

How do we beat Valeria's kill count?

>>38804019
Bmp

Bamp

>>38804050
when in doubt.

High energy bombardment from low orbit. Leaves structures standing while killing everything under them. Ion lasers basically.

>>38804050
The HaX mastermind probably killed more with his super weapon. Now THAT is one of the more under rated moments we ever palyed