Previously on nerdy psyco-snake quest: https://archive.moe/tg/thread/38676450/You are Katie Black, your average 15 year old anti-social schoolgirl shut-in turned mildly psychotic lamia following the vigorous application of a cinder-block directly to the forehead, and this doesn't feel half as bad as you think you ought to be feeling. Questions like 'where am I'?, 'why do I feel itchy?' and 'why does my shoulder feel like it's in a vice?' run through your waking mind before you do a sort of mental reboot and rerun through whatever the fuck transpired yesterday to leave you in this heap. Oh, so that happened.Naturally you'd expect to feel pretty awful after recent events yet for some reason it's not even quarter as bad as you expect it to be, which is the complete opposite of how you usually deal with sickness and injuries so you're not entirely sure about that one. Regardless you feel warm, it's dark, there's something wet pressed against your face and you've been covered in what feels like a sheet of drying plaster. As your consciousness fights through the haze of wakefulness and the figurative mental darkness of unconsciousness you emerge into the very real physical darkness surrounding you and for a brief moment spazz out, clawing your way out of whatever the fuck it is that's clinging to your back and neck. A wet slap marks the space you land in after a moment a brief thrashing lifts you off the ground like an old woman with a firework exploding at her feet.-
Breathing heavily you tear the last of the stuff off your face and glance about anxiously before another bout of panic hits you, you can't see shit, oh god are you going blind, this is- you stop, blinking when the moon comes into focus. The awareness comes flooding back to you; the sound of wildlife all around, the gentle flow of water from behind, your own breath. You're in the jungle, and it's the middle of the night. Which means you're effectively blind as a bat until the sun rises, just great.>Find shelter and sleep until the sun rises.>Find something to eat because your feeling rather like an African conflict child right now.>Realize you've lost your Shiny black rock, try to find a new weapon. [Stick, rock?] 1d100 vs a 70
>Re:monsterIs this in anyway related to the manga?
>Previously on nerdy snake waifu quest:>Thread 1 - https://archive.moe/tg/thread/38587340/>Thread 2 - https://archive.moe/tg/thread/38607568/>Thread 3 - https://archive.moe/tg/thread/38631460/>Thread 4 - https://archive.moe/tg/thread/38676450/This twitter thing everyone's talking about - https://twitter.com/DrUnorigionalDifficulty: This crappy quest will have a difficulty setting that you can change at any time if you so wish, just ask, use it tactically.>Easy mode: (Half XP) You get 5 dice rolls, best roll taken, the entire world is sunshine and rainbows. Only lasts for 5 in game story posts.>Normal (defult): (Normal XP rates and encounters.)You get 3 rolls, best dice taken.>challenging: (Double XP!) You only get 2 rolls, best of 2. >Hard mode: (Triple XP and more loot.) You get 2 rolls but we use an average instead of the best one. Bad luck comes your way and shit is getting perilous, pray to the dice gods for mercy.>Punishing: (Quadruple XP and allot of cool stuff just left lying around. )You only got one shot, make it count. 1 roll. Enemies are written as more competent/ better equipped, E.G if encountered then regular wolves will become larger dire wolves ect. You may get your shit pushed in.>Nightmare mode: (10 times exp) Awww shit son u gon die. The worst of 3 rolls is taken, the world shifts to grimdderp and bad things happen. You can't turn it off for 10 in game posts.Fate point: QM steals from khornette quest because he is a filthy hack, you can reroll one dice per session. Only once, and use that instead.Dub rolls = +30Trip rolls = +90
>>38724002>Current level = 1>Difficulty = Challenging.XP: current/total = level.For example. 35 exp collected vs a 60 for evolution = level 58Every 25 levels you get some kind of passive perk that might have an effect on your next evolution. Whatever you choose gets strengthened as and if you evolve.Experience is given via difficulty and is relative. Remember to use the difficulty setting tactically, you can't raise it until after the fight is over.>Mundane = 1 or even 0 XP. Shit like killing insects or knitting.>Easy: 1-3 EXP, picking a lock or successfully hunting small prey.>Medium: 5-10 EXP hunting larger prey that can fight back but really can't win.>Challenging: 10-25: Shit that can fight back but not exactly life threatening.>Threatening: 25-50 Something that could very well kill you and puts up a fair fight. 1V1 me faggot.>Deadly: 50-100+ a (much?) larger/stronger opponent that may have the odds stacked in their favor
>>38723980Kinda. It's more based off of re:monster spider quest as my name implies.
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>38723968>>Realize you've lost your Shiny black rock, try to find a new weapon. [Stick, rock?] 1d100 vs a 70Weapons are a hallmark of civilisation and we're civilised snek.
>>38723968>Find shelter and sleep until the sun rises.wandering around at night unarmed and blind? Fuck that.
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>38723968>Realize you've lost your Shiny black rock, try to find a new weapon. [Stick, rock?] 1d100 vs a 70Anything that's sturdy will do.Did we get heat vision in the end?
>>38723927>Find something to eat because your feeling rather like an African conflict child right now.Gottta eat to heal.
>>38723927Also if you want please keep the criticism coming because I cringe at whatever I'm writing and can't tell where I'm fucking up, besides the whole meta commentary type deal.
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>38723968>>Realize you've lost your Shiny black rock, try to find a new weapon. [Stick, rock?] 1d100 vs a 70On normal now right?
>>38723980Very tangentially.The first Re:Monster Quest (aka spider quest https://archive.moe/tg/search/subject/re%20monster%20quest/order/asc/) basically took the evolution system and reincarnation shtick and run off into original setting.Then it obtained a lizard (https://archive.moe/tg/search/subject/re%20lizard%20quest/order/asc/) and this snake spin-offs.But the mango/LN's plot remains unrelated.
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>38724002Here's a better way of listing the archives by the way: https://archive.moe/tg/search/tripcode/%21Me.qpOlLW2/type/op/
>>38724200>>38724164>>38724143Well looks like we aren't getting any.
>>38724143>>38724164>>38724200Finding a weapon wins out.Writing.>>38724225Oh wow thanks man, das convenient.
>>38724225>>38724256Can also add a bit https://archive.moe/tg/search/tripcode/%21Me.qpOlLW2/type/op/order/asc/ for it to go all nice in order.
>>38724002>Difficulty: This crappy quest will have a difficulty setting that you can change at any time if you so wish, just ask, use it tactically.>>Easy mode: (Half XP) You get 5 dice rolls, best roll taken, the entire world is sunshine and rainbows. Only lasts for 5 in game story posts.>>Normal (defult): (Normal XP rates and encounters.)You get 3 rolls, best dice taken.>>challenging: (Double XP!) You only get 2 rolls, best of 2. >>Hard mode: (Triple XP and more loot.) You get 2 rolls but we use an average instead of the best one. Bad luck comes your way and shit is getting perilous, pray to the dice gods for mercy.>>Punishing: (Quadruple XP and allot of cool stuff just left lying around. )You only got one shot, make it count. 1 roll. Enemies are written as more competent/ better equipped, E.G if encountered then regular wolves will become larger dire wolves ect. You may get your shit pushed in.>>Nightmare mode: (10 times exp) Awww shit son u gon die. The worst of 3 rolls is taken, the world shifts to grimdderp and bad things happen. You can't turn it off for 10 in game posts.That's an interesting idea. Though I think its something that would cause more trouble if this quest ever get a good amound of players.That aside, it would be interesting to see how things play out in nightmare mode.Has it ever been turned on before?
>>38724391I used to do that and then realised that for people catching up rather than starting from the beginning the descending order is more handy since they see the newest ones first.If someone's going archive binging it's not too much trouble to start at the bottom and work up.
>>38724394No, we turned it up to Challenging and got our cloaka rekt by a bunch of carrion shitting monkeys.
>>38724394Yeah it is fun to do. Especially with numbers as low as we are in here. Nightmare mode has yet to be activated but seeing as we almost died to challenging it will probably remain off for some time.
>>38724394Honestly I hope it never does and kind of dislike the difficulty system because it will eventually shoot us in the foot.
>>38724394No challenging is bad enough. Nightmare is past dark souls hard, it that guy railroading asshole self insert dmpc special snowflake of hell hard.
>>38724454>>38724445I want to activate it just once. For one post, somewhere in like 5 or 6 threads from now. Just enough to reap the rewards without losing anything of great importance hopefully.
>>38724518It lasts 10 in game posts, and goes from normal to past 40k levels of grimderp. There is a reason it's ah shit you are going to die. One fail = death, one wrong choice= death. It's basically suicide route, and we can't change difficulty once we accept it.
>>38724518We only get ANY rewards if we engage in dangerous activity. And if we do that, Nightmare will look like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT8m1Rk0oCU
>>38724518Anon, we are already half-psychotic, starving, have no home or possessions and you want to make the game harder?!?Later, when we can reliably curse Fume knight for our failure, but beat him with a Dex build, THEN you can have it.
>>38724594On that note: fuck fume knightAlso start the snakening
>>38723968As you stand there like a gormless tosser in the wet sand you realize there's something that's been bothering you ever since you last woke up, aside from the way your whole body feels more off than usual and the obvious lack of clothing. You pat yourself down, pulling a bit of what you suddenly recognize in morbid curiosity to be molting skin off your hand, you can't exactly see it but your entire body feels different, bigger almost. you feel hungry yet, strangely energetic.Something trips inside your head and understanding comes, you can't find your shiny black rock. That was your first and only most prized possession in the entire world and without it you feel a little naked, like a now naked beggar who lost his favorite sock. Standing there like a pleb and lamenting the loss of a rock isn't going to do you much good in the middle of this jungle hellhole, so you figure you might as well find a new weapon and come up with a plan from there. Slithering up the riverbank you realize that it's exceedingly difficult to find sharp objects while effectively blind, probably being more inclined to just slide over them and cut yourself open. The clock ticks by and you don't come up with much besides rounded pebbles, you do however get a bit of a surprise when you tear a branch off a tree with the plan of sharpening it later.A quick bit of self molestation confirms it, maybe it's just you but you arms seem a bit less... wimpy. Almost if not average in fact, which is for you who doesn't leave the house an astounding achievement. You figure that maybe it's got something to do with bashing a deformed monkeys head in with a shiny rock... there is definitely something wrong with you.[Acquired small branch]>Make a fire>Crawl up a tree and go to sleep until morning.>Go find yourself a late night snack.
>>38724518Okay look, it's the worst of three rolls. We have 13% chance of rolling higher than 50 with that. And the DCs will probably be even higher than thatIf it counts as a Medium Challenge, then the results will be the same as taking a Deadly Challenge on Normal Difficulty, but I think that the latter scenario will be much more survivable than trying to Nightmare it.
>>38724660>>Crawl up a tree and go to sleep until morning.Fire would draw attention and we can't see to hunt
>>38724660>>Make a fireWere worse than Jin...
>>38724660>Crawl up a tree and go to sleep until morning
>>38724660>>Crawl up a tree and go to sleep until morning.I severely doubt our ability to make a fire in these conditions.Though, this is risky. We could get cold.
>>38724660>Crawl up a tree and go to sleep until morning.No need to make a fire.
>>38724713Body heat ftw.
>>38724660>Crawl up a tree and go to sleep until morning.Well, we are further down the river so iit should be "safer" here. Might as well climb into the canopy and curl our bulk around a branch. How big are we now? 14-15 year old? Seems like that was the jump in size between "Ranks" in the manga.
>>38724660>Crawl up a tree and go to sleep until morning.
>>38724685>>38724705>>38724713>>38724724>>38724726>>38724733Sleepy snek.writing.>>38724726Yea about 15 years old I'd say.
>>38724678>>38724594>>38724562>>38724553>>38724550Wow, I drew a lot of flack. Ummm... let me explain my reasoning? I figure when we find a specialization (Dex build, etc.) and have some experiences under our belt we can try nightmare mode, just for the ten post limit. (I read it as from when it is activated it begins a ten turn timer that only ticks down when we deactivate it.) I know it will be hell on earth but as an advocate for suffering in games I feel that maybe when we are rank three or higher it might be a fun experience for the community.
>>38724899No fuck you.
>>38724899That's assuming we even make it to rank 3.This quest is probably the most darksoulsy RE quest out there.>No really strong over protective mom>Not being a giant spider>No sun for bask powersWe're like, fucked in every way possible.
>>38724987Oddly enough, I have no problem with this... /tg/ needs more quests end in bad ends.
>>38724899Thing is he throws even worse things than normal at us on higher difficulties? That goblin tribe? Minotaurs and ogre lords, or worse. We run into a tier two arachne? All of a sudden Seranthis tier enemy.
>>38724899You got any counterpoints to my reasoning so as to why nightmare mode is pointless? >>38724678
>>38725001And thus, the true reason you want nightmare mode is revealed.Begone, satan, and stop trying to kill the MC.
>>38724899As a normal person that doesn't see the point in pointless making things harder on ourselves, no, fuck off.
>>38725001Oh I love the difficulty, and how every victory feels earned, but nightmare would just be... beyond insane.Especially because there seems to be a good chance we'll die before getting strong enough to survive it.It's not like we have Arachne tier evolution either. We're fucking tiny snek
Congratulations guys, you've just decided to forego the most important thing to do in wilderness: making a freaking fire. yes we're not much in a shape, but without warmth and protection from animals we're worse of
>>38725019Actually I'm a different person... Also I think it'd be cool if that happened more often, this is still not an excuse to be an idiot, but if it so happens I wont be bitching.
>>38725036Making a fire takes us 8 hours.It's important to have a fire BEFORE IT GETS DARK. We don't have such a luxury, and thus must do the absolute basics of hiding from predators until we can see again.
>>38724899Don't take it personally, it's just no good decision, not in any way
I personally would love to see Nightmare mode. The suffering and hopelessness would be delicious.
>>38725001Bad End is pointless. Quest over, everyone go home. (How many tg quests even reach any kind of end instead of getting no end at all and just dying because QM lost interest or vanished?)Prolonged suffering has a point in it's specific flavour and we're having enough of it.
>>38725061Of course you would. You're the same guy.
>>38725036Thing is fire attracts monsters, gives us little advantage and could take hours. We invested in body heat to survive the cold and are exhausted. Best to find a safeish place and rest. We'll make a fire tomorrow and hopefully have food to cook on it.>>38725061Rejoicefag, there would be no suffering, just straight up death. If you wanted suffering play on hard or challenging.
>>38725036Try making a fire in the in the dark, survival specialist anon.
>>38725076>everyone who do not think the same as me is the same faggotWhen will quest players grow out of this mindset?
>>38725076Anon here, you're talking to at least two different people, quite likely 3 different anons in fact.
>>38725125I really doubt it's more than 2.
>>38725125>>38725076In fact, I'd go by my namefag name if it wouldn't get my legs broken...
>>38724660Stomach growling you look at the past 30 minuets worth of effort has netted you, a branch. Just a normal branch. You are surrounded by branches. The trees above rustle with a gust of midnight breeze, you shiver slightly and frown, this was a complete and utter waste of time. Obviously you'd be better off crawling up a tree and waiting until the sun rises so you can actually see what you're fucking about with instead of literally fumbling around in the dark like a pleb. It takes little to no effort to slither up into the treetops and you end up draped uncomfortably along a branch despite your best efforts to get comfy. Aside from that things are a little bit too weird for your brain to let itself shut down, so you end up thinking. And usually nothing good can come of that.For one you actually have biceps now, they're not exactly impressive but they're there, which is more than what you could say before. You can't help but wonder, why didn't you start doing pushups at home before you got hit by that cinder-block and thrown into... whatever the fuck this is, at least then you'd have curves. Imagining what you'd look like with muscles, people staring at you like whoa...that girl is such a freak. OK this was a bad idea, but it couldn't have been much worse than being a stick figure.Staring at the stars is rather calming, you wonder what your mother is up to right now, moody bitch. But you miss her, alot. Now the stars are out of focus.-
>>38725132I really doubt it's more than one.I highly doubt it's anyone
>>38725155It's significantly warmer now, waking up with crusty eyes and a bad back from such a horrendous sleeping position you feel like an upside down immigrant being smuggled in on the back of a truck filled with disassembled car parts. You don't usually talk much, but you feel the need to mumble under your breath just how much you hate living outdoors and how anyone who'd remotely consider doing so is an nutjob...Time to start the day.>Everyday should start with a hearty breakfast, preferably something with a heart.>Discard branch and find something better suited to bludgeoning small animals.>You've fucking had it with this shit, try to find some semblance of civilization in this godforsaken place.
>>38725125I am being charitable and presuming there is only one anon retarded enough to not realize that nightmare mode is not suffering but a nearly instant "gg no re".
>>38725082Never said I'm a specialist, though I did make fire in the dark more then once: it sucks shit-monkey-bird-mutant-balls but is still better then being in the cold and dark, no matter body temperature, though I'll bow to the majority and shut up
>>38725172>Everyday should start with a hearty breakfast, preferably something with a heart.As long as it isn't shit apes, our fangs and coils will suffice. Food then tools.
>>38725172>>Everyday should start with a hearty breakfast, preferably something with a heart.Gotta eat.
>>38725172>Everyday should start with a hearty breakfast, preferably something with a heart.
>>38725172>You've fucking had it with this shit, try to find some semblance of civilization in this godforsaken place.
>>38725172>>You've fucking had it with this shit, try to find some semblance of civilization in this godforsaken place.Seriously, can't we eat something that ISN'T newly dead, and rest somewhere that isn't in the middle of the wilderness surrounded by shitmonkeys and giant spiders.
>>38725172>>Everyday should start with a hearty breakfast, preferably something with a heart.We need to eat to get some curves.
>>38725234We can do that when we're not famished and naked.
>>38725172Everyday should start with a hearty breakfast, preferably something with a heart.
>>38725172>Everyday should start with a hearty breakfast, preferably something with a heart.C-can we eat plants at all?>You've fucking had it with this shit, try to find some semblance of civilization in this godforsaken place.Operation get the fuck out of dodge is still in progress.
>>38725172>Everyday should start with a hearty breakfast, preferably something with a heart.I'm with >>38725204
>>38725240>>38725232>>38725226>>38725217>>38725204Breakfast is the most important meal of the day anonsWriting.
>>38725234>>38725259Next on is learning to skin animals so we can make some clothes and a sleeping bag along with a backpack.
>>38725234I agree with you, which is why I paired that with finding some snacks.We can't find civilization without food, but I REALLY WANT civilization. Or at least friendly giant spiders.>>38725297Honestly I don't mind if we're naked by the time we find civilization. They can give us some clothes if we beg hard enough.
>>38725297Also sinew for tying a sharp rock to our stick.>>38725307Why would spiders be friendly? They're scary as fuck!
>>38725320Well, of course they're scary as fuck, they're giant spiders.Luckily, if we ever get caught by one we'll be just fine.
>>38725307Why beg? We can at least keep some decency.>>38725320Yes so we can make a spear. Also we can smoke some meat as emergency rations.
Hey.Hey.Hey.Can we wear some leaves?At least around our flat tits. Since I am unsure where our junk is located, and it could very well be safe behind scales.
>>38725356As lamia Paladin quest shows, spear and lamia are awesome.>>38725343but we don't know that yet sadly. Also i'd imagine there are some spiders who are less "civilized" than Lyra's family.
>>38725439Why are you such a leafy prude anon?
>>38724518>>38724899I was the anon who posted these. There are I think two other anons that were talking. I actually don't want a bad end, I just like it when the MC gets knocked around and left to bleed out. Then gets up survives and realizes they aren't the best around and there are things that can keep them down.At the same time I must be a massive faggot for suffering because if my taste in table top games says anything I am. I play CoC, Paranoia, Dark Heresy, Magical Burst, Adeptus Evangelion, and back when I played Pathfinder and D&D 3.5 I chose Warriors and Monks. >>38725155>at least then you'd have curvesDon't worry little snek, if this world has anything for you it is second chances, no matter how horrible, and internet free, they are.
>>38725443But as a DS player we'd know that regular spears are shit. We need to get a dual blade like santier's spear instead.
>>38725493Or level spear wielding up high enough to get a halberd.>>38725477Thing is it'd be less knocked around and more insta gank. gg no re.
>>38725473I'm just saying, if we want clothes bad enough to try to figure out how the fuck to skin things with no experience, maybe leaves. Leaves are classic. And they'll cover our inadequacies.
>>38725542Leaves also offer no insulation.We learn to skin shit. It will also help us not to char up our food when cooking it.
>>38725477>Then gets up survives and realizes they aren't the best around and there are things that can keep them down.Nigga we JUST HAD THAT. And will likely continue having that. Even after a couple evos, some tough bears would be enough to land there. We ain't a murdermachine like Lyra.
>>38725172Aside from feeling like you slept upside down in an oil drum there's something else grating on your nerves and making you feel just a tad bit irritable. You're absolutely fucking famished, if you ever get back to civilization you swear you're never ever going back outside ever again, fuck the outdoors.Wiping the sleep and other residue from your eyes you slither down the tree, yawning and wondering what's on the menu... which begs the question. You might be a freaky reptilian snake monster but it never occurred to you to try eating greens- you pause when you see your hand. that's new, it's got some kind of brightly colored purple pattern on it. You must have missed it because you were a sleep but your entire body has this purple pattern on it now and.... and it's just bigger, your eyes slitted eyes become light needles as they roll around examining the changes you've just become aware off. It's bizarre yet you guess so is everything else that's happened to you recently, you've grown, but there's one thing that seriously bugs you. Why the fuck haven't your breast gotten larger.Oh...oh no. Is it because you're a reptile and not a mammal? But then why the fuck would you have nipples, this just makes no sense whatsoever, it's almost like an asshole cosmic entity is poking fun at your previously small breasts and figure, you still look like a child with baby fat on your face . Like a confused redneck wondering why the truck he bought has no engine you continue onwards into the forest lamenting the fact that basic biology is conspiring against you.>Try the vegetarian option.>Just go beat the shit out of the first small furry animal you see that isn't covered in feces or spines.
>>38725610>Just go beat the shit out of the first small furry animal you see that isn't covered in feces or spines.
>>38725610>Just go beat the shit out of the first small furry animal you see that isn't covered in feces or spines.Also Season with greens.
>>38725610>Just go beat the shit out of the first small furry animal you see that isn't covered in feces or spines.First we eat, then we go find civilization.
>>38725610>>Just go beat the shit out of the first small furry animal you see that isn't covered in feces or spines.
>>38725610>>Try the vegetarian option.Whats the worst that can happen!? (Bad end inc)
>>38725610>Try the vegetarian option.immediately after>Just go beat the shit out of the first small furry animal you see that isn't covered in feces or spines.A well balanced diet is key! We have to eat our veggies or we'll ALWAYS be flat!
>>38725610>Just go beat the shit out of the first small furry animal you see that isn't covered in feces or spines
>>38725610>Try the vegetarian option.
>>38725443Lamia Daughter Quest. Good god I miss Echo>>38725493>>38725520For all of you, I'd rather take one of these so we can pierce and slash and guard with a shield.
>>38725678What ever happened to echo anyway?
>>38725610>Just go beat the shit out of the first small furry animal you see that isn't covered in feces or spines.Animals are much less likely to be toxic to us.If we see familliar fruit we get it but otherwise we hunt.
>>38725627>>38725638>>38725639>>38725640ALMOST- actually I totally did forget.Give me a 1d100 vs a 50 please. Don't roll 1.I'm really sorry about that.
>>38725610>Try the vegetarian option
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>38725697
>>38725687Started another quest, got it 90% done, then real life happened.
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>38725697NATURAL 1
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>38725697>>38725697
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>38725697Some nice rabbits for now.
>>38725712Never heared that oneCare to elaborate?
>>38725712He did another quest? huh, I might want to look into that one, even if it did end prematurely...
>>38725720>>38725716>>38725704Okay, you aren't too fussed on greens but not exactly great at picking your fast food either.Writing
Hey Dr, can we get a character sheet at some point? I've already forgotten what perks we have now.Typical way to do it is a making a pastebin. If you make an account then you can update the same pastebin rather than make new ones each time it changes/
>>38725752Eh, sounds like something that wouldn't be my cup of tea... oh well.
>>38725780Why... that ending...
>>38725788It's actually pretty decent. Very similar feel, pulp instead of fantasy, smaller group too.
>>38725750By the way are we on Normal or Challenging? (i.e. 3 or 2 rolls?)
>>38725678>GlaiveTruly the mightiest of melee arms.
>>38725755WE have tougher scales, Constrictor body, Body heat and poison fangs.Of course we don't know the name of our evo and haven't gotten a blessing yet either.>>38725828We default to normal every thread unless we're in nightmare I think.
>>38725840He says >>38724023>>Difficulty = Challenging.But then seems to take 3 rolls. So I'm wanting for some clarification.
>>38725832That was my reasoningLeverage, reach and extremly defensive if handled rightDepending on the type we can stab through hides and armor and slash even scales
if we DO get a glaive can we at least promise not to become a paladin too, one quest was enough... no offense to that quest though as it was nice.
>>38726005I think we lack a lot of the things a paladin requires.
>>38726059And armor, and niceness and faith, and holiness, and etc.
>>38726059Or ethics... or sponsors, or any good deeds, or sanity...
>>38725610Such a nice warm day to be casually strolling through a tropical hellhole filled with shit-flinging wildlife that wants to eat your eyeballs for dinner. All you can hear is the crunch of dead leaves and the echo of bird calls through the dense shaded undergrowth. You have to admit, it's rather nice out, even if it is slimy, extraordinarily unhygienic and you're probably going to die from as of yet undiscovered jungle STD's... you feel safer in the shade, surrounded on all sides by dense undergrowth. Almost like your natural habitat of a untidy teenagers bedroom, except not smelling like stale female ejaculate and sweat.As you go however you find that it's getting more and more muddy, you'd turn back now but you're already filthy so there's not much point. You sigh and trudge into the humid swamp driven by hunger and a recently acquired general apathy towards this kind of gay bullschitt. The suddenly rather like that murderous piece of flying concrete it comes flying right at your face, but this time you're ready for it. Jumping back you narrowly avoid getting your face clamped into a crocodiles jaw, both of you hiss at one another and snake-chan emerges from wherever the fuck it is she hides in your subconscious while not conspiring to get you beaten by mobs of wild animals.And yet, there's something off about this large eyed crocodile, for one it has goofy looking legs that seem way longer than they have any right to be if they were attached to a croc, and they are. This is bullshit, but at least it's considerably smaller than you when you take the tail into account.>Just back the fuck away and ignore your snakeyness, it's brought you nothing but misery so far.>You can probably take this miniature croc on stilts.
>>38726005We're not the paladin type, we're not the praying type... we're barely anything but poisonous at this point so let's wait and see how we develop, and if it comes that far, I'll vote against becoming a religious zealot slayer of abominations with a nag for trying the most rediculous plans
>>38726005We're far more likely to go villain than paladin.
>>38726005I can promise I would never vote to become a paladin. A glaive is not even a paladin weapon. It is more of a General's/Ruler's weapon.
>>38726083>You can probably take this miniature croc on stilts.Poison and constrict.
>>38725828>>38725840This anon >>38725875 is correct. We're on challenging. I'm just a shit OP who forgot.Sorry guys.>>38726005No offense but I think we're far too hentai to ever become a paladin.
>>38726083>You can probably take this miniature croc on stilts.Food!
>>38725678Goddamnit, I miss that quest so much.
>>38726083>You can probably take this miniature croc on stilts.Let's fucking do this
>>38726083>Just back the fuck away and ignore your snakeyness, it's brought you nothing but misery so far.
>>38726155You guys do know someone made a spinoff quest of it right? So far its been pretty decent, suffering only from a low interest in it
Hey, if this thing has teeth we can probably jab those into a club of wood to make a mace.
>>38726083>You can probably take this miniature croc on stilts.So as far as I understand we have bonus length, a weak poison that works as a sedative, bonus strength, and body heat. In a fight constriction is probably our best bet after a single bite.
>>38726083>You can probably take this miniature croc on stilts.Are we supposed to roll dice?
>>38726083>Just back the fuck away and ignore your snakeyness, it's brought you nothing but misery so far.can't take no croc
You know, we've grown twice since we came outta the egg. I wonder why we haven't started to shed our yet.
>>38726177Anon, not everyone likes what others do. I posted for a while, but it seemed bland or flat. The characters are interesting, but the world lacked something.
>>38726177Lenk to both please? I'd like to read them at some point.>>38726170>>38726143>>38726136>Constrict that fucker 1d100+10vs a 30>Go for a bite 1d100 vs a 30>Write in how you want to go about murdering a mutant crocodile baby.
>>38726177I know about and participate in the spinoff, but it's so deaaad.
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>38726234>Go for a bite 1d100 vs a 30
>>38726217You shed literally the first post in this quest anon, after evolving.
>>38726083>You can probably take this miniature croc on stilts.Fuck it up!
>>38726083Why are we out here fucking up when e could be at least in civilization while sol fucking up?
Rolled 22, 2 = 24 (2d100)>>38726234>Go for a bite 1d100 vs a 30>Constrict that fucker 1d100+10vs a 30Bite then constrict so it doesn't struggle as much.
>>38726155I know the feels... what we've braved, reached, fought and finally earned... it was amazingEcho should've made a goddamn book from it
>>38726083Grapple a bitch!
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>38726234>Constrict that fucker 1d100+10vs a 30
Rolled 96 + 30 (1d100 + 30)>>38726234>Constrict that fucker 1d100+10vs a 30
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>38726234>Coil around the fucker, start constriction, if he starts flailing bite, crush him like an empty soda can.
Rolled 94, 59 = 153 (2d100)>>38726234>Constrict that fucker 1d100+10vs a 30>Go for a bite 1d100 vs a 30
Rolled 36 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>38726234>Distract it with the stick while you coil around it and constrict it. Avoid getting head butted or bitten.
>>38726270We have no idea where civilization is.
>>38726285Publishers a shit.
>>38726234>Constrict that fucker 1d100+10vs a 30Lunchtime! Yay!
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>38726234>>Constrict that fucker 1d100+10vs a 30
>>38726304If we use our sense of smell, we'll find it eventually.
>>38726310Even better. We get our selves a croc leather bag.
>>38726279>2Never. do that. Again.>>38726308Yeah, that's why HAIL TO THE INTERNET
Bite first to weaken, then constrict.
>>38726279>>38726296Consensus seems to be to do both in quick succession, so I'll count the first two to suggest it.Nice 2 anon, that was close.Writing.
>>38726234http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Quest:Lamia_Daughter_QuestHere my friend, all the infos and links you need
>>38726369Lamia Daughter Quest and Lamia Legacy Quest in suptg.
>>38726424Don't read that, it has spoilers, read the threads from the beginning on sup/tg/.
>>38726083>Difficulty: Challenging You figure fuck it, you're hungry, you're filthy, you've been forced to come all the way out here just to find food and not die instead of getting you mom to go to the supermarket to get that slow roasted duck and gravy you love so much. You've found your food and you're going to eat it.Letting the new side of yourself you've since dubbed snake-chan due to your gross unoriginality and over-fondness for Chinese cartoons (you feel like you've said that before) take the reigns you dart forward and curl around the baby crocodile with all the furiosity of a house-cat getting an enema, and what a terrifying sight you are to behold. Your muscular tail curls around the beast and when you squeeze you feel something click inside the crocodile, shutting the hissing reptilian up you guess for good. It's comically long legs splay out in all directions clawing futility at the air and you clamp down on one by instinct, getting a mouthful of mud for your troubles.The thing thrashes, a lot weaker than you'd expect, but still enough to send you into the mud and soaking your hair in swamp. If you could see yourself right now you'd say you'd look pretty stupid, muddy hair obscuring your vision and with an simple angry expression that's be portrayed as wall eyed in an anime. You can't actually believe how easy that was, fighting that mob of shit flinging primates must have serious bulked you up. You wonder if perhaps you're like some kind of super saiyan from dragon ball Z.With a finial shudder the crocodile stops moving and you're left with with predicament of how you're going to eat this filthy thing.>Drag it and yourself to a body of water.>Just try and skin the damn thing on dry ground.
>>38726718*deranged angry expression*
>>38726718>Drag it and yourself to a body of water.
>>38726718>>Drag it and yourself to a body of water.Lets just fucking eat clean food for once...
>>38726718>Drag it and yourself to a body of water.We are probably going to get fucked out of our meal near that water but hey.. nothing ventured nothing gained.
>>38726718>>Drag it and yourself to a body of water.
>>38726718>>Just try and skin the damn thing on dry ground.Also, don't rely on that zenkai boost.Vegeta did and he got rocked.
>>38726718>Use it as bait for something biggeror >Dunk it in water to rinse it off.
>>38726718>Drag it and yourself to a body of water.Please
I think we shouldn't bother with fire after skinning it. too much effort and we'll probably attract more vulture-monkeys.
>>38726817>>38726813>>38726810>>38726797>>38726795>>38726791*whistles*>Find a clean body of water 1d100 vs a 30>Just drag it all the way back to the riverPics there to draw attention
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>38726917Watah
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>38726917
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>38726917>Find a clean body of water
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>38726917Croc mom?
>>38726938>>38726940Alright you got it.Writing.
>>38726155"You're a dragon m'dear. A dragon."
>>38726718Obviously the only course of action right now is to dunk this corpse in clean water, which is in pretty short supply around here. You could drag it back to the river... you sigh and slump, but that'd take forever and you're lazy. So you start dragging your breakfast through the jungle in search of a pond that isn't contaminated with animal feces or god forbid other snakes.By the time you actually come across a body of clean water you're exhausted, you feel like you've just run a marathon with a obese toddler on your back. By this point you just throw the thing in and thrash it back and forth demanding it become clean because fuck the world and fuck this filthy swamp. *clink* You just want to go home and lose at dark souls again, and look at porn on the internet, and take food from a refrigerator instead of having to go murder it with you bare fucking hands. You stand there in a pond, mud and sweat everywhere panting, although it comes out like a sort of hissing due to the way you have you teeth clenched. *clink* Then you collapse into the soiled water asking yourself, why can't anything just be easy for a change, just once even. your life went from cakewalk to nightmare mode in short order and now you just feel so lost that- *clink* what the hell is that. Sounds almost like a pickaxe hitting rock in the distance.>Investigate the clinking sound>Have your hard earned breakfast first. 1) Try and swallow it whole (you'd look pretty stupid) or 2) Just tear off and eat a few chunks somehow.
>>38727266>Investigate the clinking soundPEOPLE PEOPLE PEOPLE PEOPLEquick, test to see if you remember language.
>>38727266>Have your hard earned breakfast first. 2) Just tear off and eat a few chunks somehow.
>>38727266>Investigate the clinking sound
>>38727266>Try and swallow it whole (you'd look pretty stupid)>What is that infernal racket?
>>38727266>Investigate the clinking soundLol, we gonna get killed for being a monster.
>>38727266>>Investigate the clinking soundWere probably most vulnerable immediately after eating, we have the best reaction time right now so if we have unknown things like that we want to find out about them now. >What in the world is that mysterious clinking noise
>>38727266 >Have your hard earned breakfast first. 2) Just tear off and eat a few chunks somehow.
>>38727266>1) Try and swallow it whole (you'd look pretty stupid)THEN>Investigate the clinking soundI'm not losing dinner after all this.
>>38727266>2) Just tear off and eat a few chunks somehow.Get your fill first, then bury the rest of the carcass under some leaves and go investigate.
>>38727266>>Investigate the clinking sound>>Have your hard earned breakfast first. 1) Try and swallow it whole (you'd look pretty stupid)
>>38727295>>38727301>>38727343>>387273494 for detective snek>>38727298>>38727353>>387273933 for breakfast.>>38727387>>387273092 for looking stupid.Civilization here we come (sort of)Writing....soon. I'm going to take a brief toilet break. In the mean time amuse yourselves with this comic:http://mushroom-cookie-bear.tumblr.com/post/113720858871/sketchedatrocities-tumblr-cant-handle-thirteen#
Oh damnit, we've been starving since we woke up last night.
>>38727542well, we should tear off some of the crocoman
>>38727470Fuck yeah!Snek is on he case.
>>38727555Let's tear off his dick, from now on we only eat snake shaped food.
>>38727266Your now significantly greener than before face goes blank, adopting a rather gormless expression as you just sit there in a pool of muddy water wondering if whatever you heard wasn't just some starvation induced hallucination.*clink* your slit eyes turn into needles and your mouths opens slightly in anticipation, could it be...civ-civil...*clink* CIVILIZATION. Your face lights up, holy shit there are people nearby, you can even hear the sound of men laughing in the distance. You nearly forget your breakfast before charging over, yes yes yes, people, civilization, internet... you slow to a stop and your face drops. And you're a snake monster, they're as likely to dissect you as they are run away screaming....OK normally you wouldn't include the latter but in light of recent events you've scared yourself plenty.You think what you must look like, covered in mood and holding a partially pulverized crocodile by the neck like some kind of savage...>Get cleaned up first, gotta be presentable.>Just go see what's up, fuck appearances you've never bothered with them before.
>>38727838>Get cleaned up first, gotta be presentable.>Tear off a crocodile leg to eat real fast>maybe get that leaf shirt anon was talking about.
>>38727838>Just go see what's up, fuck appearances you've never bothered with them before.>At least eat an arm or something
>>38727838 >Just go see what's up, fuck appearances you've never bothered with them before. >At least eat an arm or something
>>38727838>>Get cleaned up first, gotta be presentable.And just a bite of the croc. Just a little bit. Passing out is not very presentable either.
>>38727838>Get cleaned up first, gotta be presentable
>>38727838>Get cleaned up first.We'll probably end up in an awkward situation anyway, do we even speak whatever language they speak? Having more complications would just be bad.
>>38727838>>Just go see what's up, fuck appearances you've never bothered with them before.We don't want to miss them.Wear some leaves if you must, but GO AND TALK TO THEM IMMEDIATELY BEFORE THEY LEAVE
>>38727838>Get cleaned up first, gotta be presentable.Make sure we look as nice as possible.Also do we have anything to cover ourself?
>>38727874>>38727916>>38727931>>38727944>>38727961>>38727984Welp, time to get a leg up on breakfast, splash some water on your face too.Writing
>>38727838You'd almost forgotten. Rabid animals you can deal with but when it comes to people you just fall apart at the seams, your eyes shrink, you don't have any social skills, your arms bunch up and you adopt a hunched gait, you're naked in the jungle covered in mud holding a crocodile like a massive pleb, OH FUCK YOU'RE NOT WEARING ANY CLOTHES, you can't do this, you at least have to get cleaned up first. You dart back and dive into the pool, scrubbing your face and trying not to think about what might have been in that water prior.That familiar and entirely unwelcome feeling of social anxiety is creeping up with a vengeance, you'd almost forgotten what it was like to live with a crippling communication disorder and you wonder if you even want to introduce yourself in the first place. It all comes down to this really, would you rather suffer a brief moment of humiliation when you inevitably fuck up and or be hunted down and killed for science? Or go back and die for sure amongst the various non-you-friendly wild animals.
>>38728058Roll up to civilization. Finally! As saved! See someone, go to say hi. Realize we dont know how to talk cause we are 5 days old.
>>38728480You rip your head from the pond throwing water everywhere and breathing heavily, you cup your face in shaking hands and stare at the same spot for a long time worrying about how badly this is going to go, or how'd you even approach a group of people in your current state. You can't do it, you can't, you need some stress food. You clamp your jaw around the alligators leg and begin the worlds most astounding yet completely platonic deep throat anyone's probably ever seen. Your blank mind barely has time to wonder how embarrassing it would be to be caught in this situation before you feel the leg hit something at the bottom of your throat. Standing there awkwardly for a second or two you begin nawing at the thing until it's flesh gives way to bone, a few powerful bites and you hear bone fracture. This is helping, you feel so much better for some reason, it's a testament to just how fucked up you are that you find this strangely therapeutic and just a little bit erotic.The freakishly long for a crocodile leg separates from the torso and promptly gets stuck halfway down your throat after bunching up in your stomach.You gag a few times but it doesn't budge, so you're left sitting wide eyed and mildly uncomfortable pokerface in a pond surrounded by dense dense undergrowth and what you can only amuse to be vaguely amused or/or disturbed birds....>try and extract it using your arm 1d100 vs a 50>j-just leave it. it'll probably digest at some point r-right, right?
>>38728507>j-just leave it. it'll probably digest at some point r-right, right?spaghetti snek is go
>>38728507>j-just leave it. it'll probably digest at some point r-right, right?We are a snake, this happens to them all the time. we should be fine... right guys?
>>38728507>>j-just leave it. it'll probably digest at some point r-right, right?
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>38728507>try and extract it using your arm
>>38728507>>j-just leave it. it'll probably digest at some point r-right, right?Fuck it, lets go. Once it softens up a bit we can vomit it out and give as a peace offering. Birds do that to their kids so it should be fine, right?
>>38728507>j-just leave it. it'll probably digest at some point r-right, right?
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>38728507>>try and extract it using your arm 1d100 vs a 50Either that or push it in.I dont' want to drop our spaghettileg.
>>38728601>>38728600>>38728571>>38728562>>38728539Guess you're just leaving it there.Writing
>>38728632>>38728574>>38728640But for the sake of story I'm going to say we tried and failed because that's more awkward.Writing
>>38728666>666>Moar awkwardYou fiend!
>>38728666>The QM has the right to change the vote to be more awkward.
there's something wrong with our gut. It should be easily big enough for a leg, we have an ENTIRE SNAKE BUTT worth of guts.Maybe it's hitting some kind of valve or gasket that is preventing it from getting into the gut proper?
Yeah, our stomach should extend way into our tail.
>>38728507Wow, shit....this is pretty uncomfortable. It's coarse texture rubbing at the bottom of your throat is slightly ticklish, this is awful. But at least it's taken your mind off of social confrontation. You try and swallow a few times receiving nothing but a sinking feeling inside your stomach, damn thing won't budge, this is bad. Glancing around to make sure nobody is looking you gingerly reach an arm into your mouth, carefully avoiding the fangs by dislocating your jaws, you find that anatomy is bullschit. because while you have dislocatable jaws that can stretch to head lengths your arm has about average flexibility. Which is to sway it just digs into the side of you jaw and puffs your cheek out rather stupidly, lacking the flexibility to enter your throat proper.You must look like such a retard right now....------
>>38728984>>38728902maybe the thing is only in our throat.
Can you even face a group of people as you are, you'd say no but the general shittiness of this place has made you desperate for some mere fragment of civilized life to return to you that you're willing to risk whatever may come.It doesn't take long for you to sneak into the bushes to observe them, and now you feel even more out of place. In the middle of a clearing lies a shake and a group of what you assume to be miners dressed in rough old timey clothes chipping away inside a small rockface, if you were forced to guess you say they've just started hollowing out a mineshaft. About 6 in total, 3 are having their lunch and smoking pipes talking about some shit you don't understand subject wise but clearly recognize as English despite it sounding nothing like English, almost like it was another language entirely being understood as english... trippy. Regardless you're shaking with social anxiety and rerunning a mental checklist over and over. You combed your hair with your claws, you washed all the mud off, you feel like your forgetting something but you're too freaked out to consider what.>Call out from the bushes>Emerge from the bushes and approach>Realize your still ass naked.>>38728984OP does not even into snake anatomy.
>>38729034>>Call out from the bushesheeey.I'd like, uh, to join your society. please.Under no circumstances realize you are naked.
>>38728984Lets say you have a larger stomach that is penis shaped and expands partway down your tail, and it's stuck on the corner of that.
>>38729034>Call out from the bushes>>38729052agreed
>>38729034>Call out from the bushes
>>38729034>>Emerge from the bushes and approachThe second one of them seems even slightly startled burst into tears
>>38729034>OP does not even into snake anatomy.Well, please explain it away later, snakes are supposed to have heug stomach.>>38729057this is acceptable and also lewd.
>>38729034>Emerge from the bushes and approachThen realize we dont know how to talk. Because 5 days old.
>>38729034>Realize your still ass naked.>Call out from the bushesHissing tears of happiness
Honestly we probably could fit the entire croc in it. But I want the scales and teeth for our own use.
>>38729034>Call out from the bushTime to lose all our Spaghetti in a bout of embarrassed hissing when we realize we're naked.Also hope we hold our s's unthinkingly and speak with a lisp
>>38729156>>38729078>>38729066>>38729063Here comes the spaggettii
>>38729156You mean time to go catatonic when we realize they don't even know what a phone is, let along internet.
>>38729273Why can't we have both?
Glad we are finally addressing how naked we are.I also drew this, not quite accurate but I couldn't bear the green skin.
>>38729451>not liking lightgreen skinDamn you anon.but good drawring.
>>38729451That looks great anon. Green skin is best thoguh.
>>38729451I shiggedy dig it, anon. That's definitely going into the folder.
>>38729451Ok, What evolution turns us black
>>38729451Lovely drawing.I'm not a fan of the green either, so this pleases me greatly.Sadly poor Katie lacks certain "assets" that picture has. For now.3.141592/ Pi anon well done.
>>38729034Your palms are sweaty, you check your hair one last time, there is no way you're going to make a good impression, time to take the plunge.The men eating their lunch don't seem to notice when you make a strangled croaking sound, having had zero practice talking gave your speech quite the mangling. one man puts down his sandwitch "You hear that Steve, what the fuck was that"'steve' shrugs "I don't know but it sounded really constipated *hohohohoh*" your face turns more red than green but you try again, "h-heiloaw *cough*" your voice comes off incredibly croaky and at least partially mangled, but at least understandable. The men just stare while the ones inside remain oblivious. This is it, shits going down. You timidly approach brushing a fern off as you enter the clearing and getting ready to run should they turn hostile, they just stare. Ok this might go better than expected... oh ... you should say something other than just standing there with an awkward grin on your face, "ah-ah....ah-uh.." Your mind just goes blank. You shakily clasp your hands together, this is going exactly how you predicted it woul- oh god you're still butt naked aren't you.
>>38729669Your vision recedes and you enter a disassociated state like when you had that run-in with a mob of monkeys, or you had to sing on stage that one time....come to think of it you couldn't even order food from the shop without extreme difficulty, so it's really no wonder that-While you're off in your own little world having a mental breakdown the men are just staring at a snake girl who crawled out of the jungle, said hi and proceeded to just stare at the ground for a full 15 seconds with a look of irrational panic on her face. "you seeing this Steve...""yep..." 'Steve' replies plainly. The third man just puffs on his pipe and watches intently with a mildly amused look."should we say something or..."Steve shrugs. Pipe man takes another puff."...I'm going over there" he gets up and heads towards you and you don't quite snap back until he's waving a hand in front of your face. "hey kid, you okay there?"Where the fuck are you... oh right... fuck...uh... "oh..uhuh....erm... I-I I....h-hello""Hi there">Run away>Continue spilling your spaghetti, they haven't killed you yet (as much as you wish they would) so you assume all is going well, right?
>>38729691>Continue spilling your spaghetti, they haven't killed you yet (as much as you wish they would) so you assume all is going well, right?Can you guys, uhcan you point me towards town?Please?
>>38729691>Continue spilling your spaghetti, they haven't killed you yet (as much as you wish they would) so you assume all is going well, right?Back up a little too in case they try anything.
>>38729691>>Run awayQuick! Flee up a tree! They can't follow us there, and we could totally blend in right?
>>38729691>>Continue spilling your spaghetti, they haven't killed you yet (as much as you wish they would) so you assume all is going well, right?
>>38729691>Continue spilling your spaghetti, they haven't killed you yet (as much as you wish they would) so you assume all is going well, right?We have yet to reach ultimate spaghetti works, time to pull out all the stops.I hope we accidentally cough up the arm
>>38729691>Continue spilling your spaghetti, they haven't killed you yet (as much as you wish they would) so you assume all is going well, right?Ask where civilization is. And if they have internet there.
>>38729451This is fucking great, New Op for sure.Makes my day that for some reason I got professionally made fanart for my shitty quest.
>>38729691>Continue spilling your spaghetti, they haven't killed you yet (as much as you wish they would) so you assume all is going well, right?Focus, kat, civilization, right here at your feet... tail... snakebutt.
>>38729691>Run awayRun before you drown in spaghetti.
>>38729749Its nice, you've got three different RE: quests that are all different takes on the concept and are all different styles due to OP opinion (for example, RE: Lizard quest has quite a different take on it, not only using an originally non sapient organism but also having a completely different starting complex to the RE: monster quest), and this one which has no starting family, a whole hard mode thing going on, and of course social awkwardness.
>>38729712>>38729713>>38729716>>38729729>>38729733>>38729777it's too late anon. it's too late.Writing
>>38729691>>Continue spilling your spaghetti, they haven't killed you yet (as much as you wish they would) so you assume all is going well, right?I.i.i..mm Nak...ed
I'm the Anon who drew:>>38729451Thanks for all the kind comments, and OP I don't think your quest is shitty, I mean we're all here and enjoying it so be kinder to yourself! Maybe I will draw another picture when we evolve a little more.A-and now I will return to lurking.
>>38729691Well this is... about as bad as things could get. you're still naked, and that's all you can really think about... that and this man has appalling taste in footwear..."You OK there" the guy sort of leans down to your level and you realize he's got about 1 and a half heads of height on you, you're still locked in place. He's kneeling around 3 feet away, you quickly chance a glance at his face, looks good so far he's merely concerned for the snake monster.The bearded man looks away for a split second before focusing back on your face "er, did you- uh lose your mother or something kid?"You hear Steve call out "nice"He hisses figuratively back "Shut up Steve you know I don't know how to deal with kids"You have no idea whats going on but they seem to have mistaken you for a small child, you wring your sweaty hands, god damn you suck at conversation."You have a name?" asks the man gingerly.>a-actually I'm 15>Yea OK sure lets go with that. My names Katie, hi, so can you point me in the direction of the nearest internet cafe and I'll be off? splendid.>Make up a name on the spot. (what?)
>>38730139>>Make up a name on the spot. (what?)Snakey
>>38730139>Yea OK sure lets go with that. My names Katie, hi, so can you point me in the direction of the nearest internet cafe and I'll be off? splendid.
>>38730139>Yea OK sure lets go with that. My names Katie, hi, so can you point me in the direction of the nearest internet cafe and I'll be off? splendid.CAN'T STOP THIS SPAGHETTI TRAIN
>>38730139>Yea OK sure lets go with that. My names Katie, hi, so can you point me in the direction of the nearest internet cafe and I'll be off? splendid.and by internet cafe we mean town.And by splendid I mean useless stuttering.Because I can't come up with names.
>>38730139>Ka-ka-ka-*mumble*>I dont know, i woke up in the woods five days ago from some kind of egg thing
>>38730139>Make up a name on the spot.>Fume>I... don't know if I had a 'mother'. I just hatched a few days ago.
>>38730139>Make up a name on the spot. (what?)Snek
>>38730176>>38730186>>38730193>>38730197No breaks on the spaghetti train.
>>38730203This.Awkwardly explain how you somehow came from an egg.
>>38730139 >Make up a name on the spot. >Fume >I... don't know if I had a 'mother'. I just hatched a few days ago.
>>38730203>>38730230And this will be included.Writing.
>>38730139>>Make up a name on the spot. (what?)Jimmy.
>>38730228I demand awkward explanations about eggs, now that I realized it was a good idea.
>>38730139>>Yea OK sure lets go with that. My names Katie, hi, so can you point me in the direction of the nearest internet cafe and I'll be off oh god there probably isn't such a a thing as an internet cafe ohgodandimstillnaked I WISH I WAS DEAD AND I WANT MY MOMMY UUUAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAHHH!
>>38729451I was going to make a silhouette thing like the other two RE: quests have but this picture is to adorable to not be the OP.
>>38730299>dump a weeping child on a bunch of minersthose poor fucking miners
>>38730139Your eyes are still glued to the floor and you're pretty sure you've turned completely red, but he asked you a question and you've already left it far to late- "m-my names ka-ka-*mumble*"You hear the man say "Eddie", and realize after a brief moment that he's sticking his hand out so you reach out your own shaky one and grasp it, realizing too late that it's covered in sweat... luckily it doesn't seem to faze him, hell you're already naked. In fact, these people think you're a small child so although absolutely humiliating you at least have a plausible excuse for your behavior. You feel better about it now, even if you still want to die."sooo, you want to come over and take a seat Kat?" oh great he didn't get your name, fantastic. "o-ok"Things just got worse, now you're surrounded by 2 other men, Eddie plops himself down and tells you to relax, you can't. But it was nice of him to offer. it strikes you that unless you make eye contact you have little to no idea what these guys are actually doing or thinking. You should fix that, but you can't, you just can't bring yourself to make eye contact for more than a fraction of a second under the current circumstances.Time passes by and you wonder why they're not talking "Don't feel like sitting ey?" oh.Well honestly you couldn't imagine yourself clambering into that wooden bench anyway considering you haven't got any legs. You can feel their eyes on you, judging you, you really want to just run away or suffer fatal cardiac arrest.
>>38730773The man named Steve casually asks how you got here.Oh you can do this "I-I-ah, I hatched f-from an egg 5 dayssssss-" you pause at the godaweful lisp, cursing nature because you really didn't need something else to feel self concious about."f-five d-dayssssssss" you feel your tongue come slithering out of your mouth and gyrating rapidly up and down 'oh fuck my life'. Steve giggle until he gets elbowed in the gut and told to shut up by steve, but you're hardly conscious of the fact. Take a deep breath, you can do this."f-five dayssssssssss ago in ttttthe w-woodssssssss" 'kill me now, please god hit me with lightning' You're vaguely aware of somebody replying but you just feel sick, your shaking like a leaf, sweating profusely. You can't do it anymore, oh god why did this have to happen to you. Seriously you feel really sick, just like that time you vomited from stage freight in front of the entire- you vomit an arm onto the table with a wet thud. The men are speechless.>Cry.>Run away.>Try to explain.
>>38730798>>Cry.>>Run away.FLY YOU FOOLS!
>>38730798>Try to explainthen>cry>run away
>>38730827>>38730850>>38730853>>38730867>>38730869looks like you're about to run away crying.Writing.
>>38730894WE DID IT /TG/!
>>38730798>>Try to explain.We -have- to get directions.GET DIRECTIONS.
>>38730894>>38730931damnit, I take a piss break and I'm too late.Please don't run too far away, they are our only hope
>>38730798>Cry.>Run away.>Fail because your wrapped around that seat.
>>38730964>>38730894well, we could always run up a tree.
Steve is gonna feel like such an asshole
>>38730930We did do it. Congrats /tg/ the spaghetti was spilled with up-most efficiency.
>>38731027Goddamnit anon we need directions still
>>38730798Well your looking at a slimy and partially digested mutant alligator limb covering the table with stomach acid, which is also running down your face. You glance up at the men, eyes impossibly wide and looking like a pair of pins. They're all silent. You blew it. "I-I-I.."There is no way to salvage this situation whatsoever. Tears bubble up in your eyes, and the next thing you know the blurred ground is rushing past below you. You vaguely understand someone calling for you to come back, something about 'it's dangerous out there' but honestly you just want to go curl up and die, but more-so you just want to be gone. The men see your naked snake ass disappear into the undergrowth, and you sob like a little bitch all the way into the blissful solitude.>That's it for tonight, congratulations /tg/, you did it.
>>38731060NO, WE SHALL FOLLOW OUR HEART, DIRECTIONS ARE FOR THE WEAK!
>>38731114Damnit.Damnit five times.We have to go back next thread.We really, REALLY have to go back.We need that civilization shit.
>>38731114Goddamn it, Doc, why'd you leave it at such a cliffhanger?
>>38731140For real anon we are dying out here we need civilization.
>>38731114Why!? We trusted you!
>>38731146>>38731159We can always trip over ourselves and just continue crying like a bitch until they find us.
>>38731114C-can we have some assurance that they'll find us? Or we'll find them again?
>>38731114>and you sob like a little bitch all the way into the blissful solitude.10/10 would participate in again.Doc. This was glorious, looking forward to the next thread.Next thread when!?
>>38731114Well I'll be damned. /tg/ stayed IC for once.
>>38731203That's because the character is basically a fem-channer turned snake monster. And socially awkwardness is universal among /tg/ members.
>>38731203Those miners need to hunt us down and take us back/calm us down.
>>38731236I dunno, I never really had a problem asking for directions.
>>38731159because I'm an asshole, and a tired one at that. I need to work the blood clots out of my legs before I die of stroke.>>38731200Thank you, maybe tomorrow at the same time. Check the twitters.
We likely wont go far, and hopefully went up a tree or something. That mining shack area was static also, and likely part of a larger colony.
>>38731239>rape us brutallyftfy
>>38731267No anon, that's saved for the pastebins.
>>38731282Ah yesI wonder where huehuehuehue is
I feel like the next session should start with>awkwardly go back to get the arm
>>38731297probably undercover because if he showed his name around here people would threaten him and force him to write more smut and be forever in shame.
>>38731327Funny, I feel it should start with>MORTAL KOMBAT!!!Why didn't we listen to those miners about how dangerous it was!?Oh, right... the arm...
>>38731327Naw, if we're not up a tree, we should be tearing smaller chunks off that alligator while crying.
>>38731436I just want to get into that sweet, sweet village.No more starvation for us!
>>38731449But if we get to the village there will be less danger. Less danger means that we will get slower level ups. Slower level ups means we will rank up slow. Ranking up slowly means we will be weak compared to the world around us. Being weak to the world around us means no awesome adventures.
>>38731449>>38731528Less danger!? Are you mad? We'd be at constant danger of death by spaghetti.
>>38731528I think we'd have significantly better, non-substinence-level adventures if we were able to base our adventures from a village, town, or family.We'll never be able to learn magic, for instance, if we dont' have someone to watch over us in case we fuck up.
>>38731528Regardless, we need someplace to get better gear and clothes. Right now, we're literally shoving food down our throat without even a knife to make shit out of branches. We might have been able to not puke up part of an alligator if we had something to cut it into smaller pieces.Oh, yeah, does anyone know how to put this up on suptg?
>>38731764http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/requestinterface.htmlit's real simple. be sure to listen to the bits on tagging.
>>38730798>you vomit an arm onto the table with a wet thud.
>>38731764Op doesn't, Op is a fag.But I'm infinitely touched you want to put this on suptg anon, thanks.
>>38731838Dangit, OP is supposed to be the one who does the first sup/tg/ archive so we know what tags they want associated with their quest.The only required one is collective game and a title, but still.
>>38731764It's done m8
>>38731838I know how, its really easy. There is a little button on the side bar that says "Add Thread" and "Request interface"Then you just follow the instructions and put tags like "Re:Monster, Lamia Quest, Collective Game, etc."Not that hard OP.
>>38731838If you have ever managed to successfully fill out any kind of web form in your life you should be able to deal with archiving a thread on suptg.
>>38731866Oh bugger, I forgot to add that.Imma go hang draw and quarter myself
>>38731942I told you to read the tag requirements closely you prog!
>>38731942Also you used tags that nobody will ever be able to find later on!
>>38731955I know how to archive, I did like all of Republic Commando quest but one, and yet I failed.I failed.
>>38731996>>38731991Eh whatever, I should have done it anyway so thanks for doing it for me.
>>38731996>>38731991We can (Hopefully) rectify it tomorrow when the QM runs again. I remember when I was running my quest I accidentally archived using ;s insted of ,s I blame the fact I archived at 1 A.M. after a 17 hour day.
you fucked up the last tags, too. You forgot spaces.
>>38732112It's alright, I archived the first quest under 'snake quest' because these threads are slowly but surely turning me into a narcissist.
>>38732313you missed the spaces between re-monster, monstergirls, and dr.unoriginal
>>38732313And i fucked up even worse lol. The last 3 tags are all horribly conjoined.
>>38732350>>38732345This is just getting worse by the minute. Its a good thing you already attracted HueHueHue and a draw-anon Doc. They will save your life one day.
>>38732396actually, I'm too terrified to come in here anymore due to threats to my legs and to my self dignity.
>>38732497Don't cry QM, that's more than I ever got from when I ran. You even attracted a really good draw anon. >>38732667You brought this upon yourself HueHue. I am actually really jealous of this draw anon you grabbed. Keep up the good work and don't be a fag like me and pussy out if you feel things are going to well/ not well enough.
Did the spider rape ever get posted?
>>38732859No, hue hue ran to mexico.
>>38732667Aww, Hue, the only way your self dignity would be damaged would be because you felt bad about it. We'll probably love your smut fic, even if you're a little late with it.Come on and join the party.
>>38732667WHERE IS MY SMUT, HUE
>>38723927This is a thing? Off to read the archives...