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>"Uh... Karel?"" Alberto starts to laugh nervously. "...why do you have, um..." he points. "...breasts?"

>She freezes in place.


"W- well you see, Your Highness..." Karel stammers, "I uh-"

Far be it from you to leave a friend alone at a time like this.

"Prince Alberto," you butt in, "I'm afraid that Karel suffers from a serious case of 'being a girl.'"
"...you're serious?" Alberto takes off his glasses and gives them a quick wipedown just to make sure that he's seeing things right.
"Yeah," Emilio nods. "Karel was actually a girl this entire time and, um..." he glances at her.

More than anything, Alberto's expression is one of concern.

"...d... did you know about this?" he asks, turning to Sir Gregory.
"As of a few days ago, yeah," Sir Gregory replies with an awkward shrug. "I know that this doesn't exactly look good considering the situation, but you really don't have to worry about, well..."


>introduce the princess with her full title
>don't do that

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>>38711135
I LOVE NICOLETTE!

>>38711182
>don't do that

It'll get out soon enough, but there's no real need to rush it.

>>38711182
>don't do that

>>38711182
>introduce the princess with her full title

This ain't no joke nigga
we're proud of our imouto

>>38711182
>Nudge Karel and tell her to introduce herself.

>>38711182
>>don't do that

>>38711182
>don't do that

>>38711182
>don't do that
... did 4chan eat my post?

While we need to tell him that she's royalty fast, introducing her like that's not a good idea. Need to give backstory, in regards to Adrien.

>>38711182
>>introduce the princess with her full title

Because we need to do a flowery introduction.

Also tack "Girlfriend of <Emilio's full title here>" in there somewhere.

>>38711182
>>don't do that

>>38711182
>introduce the princess with her full title

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>>38711182
>don't do that
Is everyone forgetting that Karel doesn't have a title? She's the bastard kid of a former prince that renounced his tile. They don't give out titles for that.

>>38711182
>don't do that

>>38711302
This is a reasonable way of handling it. She's gotta get used to this stuff eventually, and Alberto's one of the most reasonable places to start.

Unless she really WANTS to go tell everything to Celestino in person instead of through a more neutral, even-keeled party who's also got Emilio's best interests at heart and is already used to handling all of their father's eccentricities.

Man, good thing Giancarlo wasn't the envoy.

>>38711182
>[OTHER]
Exaderatedly introduce Alberto to "Karel, Emilio's Bodyguard" or whatever. (i.e. not her actual lineage but a silly title)

>>38711182
>don't do that

>>38711465
If he was here, I think he'd proudly proclaim Emilio as a "True Brother." It's unknown whether or not that's a good thing.

>>38711524
Giancarlo suspected, but wanted a chance for his brother to GET SOME so he stayed quiet

>>38711182
>don't do that
>>38711302
This works

>>38711302
This works quite well

>>38711302
This.

>>38711302
Wouldn't this put too much pressure on her? She's nervous as fuck. Remember the story about Celestino?

>>38711182
Seconding this.
>>38711302

>>38711687
We already established it's fine. Granache's monarchy is too damn kind friendly to hurt one of their own. Plus, Celestino HAS wanted the two families to be linked again and for Emilio to man up, so this is two birds with one stone.

>>38711182
>>38711302
This. Also give Emilio the silent gaze of "Don't screw this up - and don't let Karel screw it up either."

>>38711770
Yeah, but that doesn't mean that she's not scared anyways. imotou is afraid

>>38711687
I think she's certainly nervous, but I think it's best if Emilio gets her out of this one if someone has to do it. I'm okay with helping though if they are hellbent on screwing it up.

>>38711850
Emilio introducing her would be a fine compromise as well.

>>38711182
this: >>38711302

>writing

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So, /pgq/, what has been your favorite scene in the quest? Aside from the grand finale vs. Leopold.

>>38712176
the peaches grabbing

>>38712176
Cake eating with luci. That was fantastic.

>>38712208
This. Reinhold passing out really took...

I can't do it. Sorry.

>>38712176
Provocative dance with Luciana at Emilio's birthday party. Everyone blushed or raised an eyebrow.

>>38712176
badass fight vs Monique. Dat rib breaking action.

>>38712176
Our rematch against our worthy rival and eternal gentleman Monique obviously.

What can I say, the salt is still there and there won't be many opportunities to vent it.

>>38712176
When Andreas earned the "Triple Twenty" title, cementing his status as the true hero of the story.

>>38712176
Gotta be the peaches. I was there when it all went down on that crit fail. I still swear I heard archelon laughing his ass off when that happened so he could unleash is Sadist side on the player base.

>>38712176
Peaches is the best moments
Cake make at the Migault's is a close second.

>>38712176
Dancing will always be the most memorable.

>>38711135
Seriously Arch, you run on the one Saturday I'm out partying with friends?

How many people here would a turtle?

Jesus christ, Arch's writing speed is getting worse and worse. Thank god this abomination of a quest is coming to an end.

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>>38712445
280 threads and you're still here.

>>38712536
>>38712533
>>38712512
>>38712467
They said whilst FUCKING REPLYING TO BAIT!

>>38712444
i mean, if i had the option...

>>38712176
I'm cheating a tad, but the various late night scenes with Karel.

>>38712445
>not a new IP
I see you, >>38711193

>>38712467
>>38712512
>>38712533
>>38712536
To be 100% fair, Arch's writing speed has taken a bit of a hit

>>38712555
The only time that it is appropriate to respond to bait is to call it bait. It means that you acknowledge it, but do not accept it.

>>38712353
And now he's stuck eternally guarding Lolis.

>>38712580
have you been here the entire time? it's actually going back to what it was back in the early days.

>>38712580
He's probably duel tasking with his VN work. That or his new swag is distracting him.

>>38712599
>And now he's stuck eternally guarding Lolis.

Elena is just trying to protect his status as potential love interest for the Elena after story RPG.

>>38712617
If only...

>>38712617
Masaharu or bust

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>>38712617
>pic related + filename

don't think he's into that though

>>38712576
Why would I get a new IP?

>>38712651
>Implying Andreas doesn't have a thing for red heads

If Arch is using the /tg/ threads to determine the true route for Rein, regardless of what happens in the VN, how is he going to determine the true route for Elena when her VN comes out if he won't run a /tg/ quest for her?

>>38712176
I really enjoyed the whole Luci/Sylvie love triangle drama.
I'm pretty interested to see how arch will have it play out without the influence of the waifu wars.

>>38712613
It mainly seemed slower to me around the time we got back to granache after fighting Leo

>>38712709
By not trusting /tg/ at all.

>>38712709
All the more reason for him to return to QM again after he take a break for a bit.

>>38712709
Probably his favorite romance for her.

>>38712709
Think he's already decided what it is.

>>38712728
That's mostly players being slower than it is Arch.
A lot of people go to back to lurking when the action is over.

>>38712709
Pretty sure he's already decided upon it

>>38712709
I already decided on that back when I chose not to run it as a quest.

>>38712760
give it up fluff

>>38712760
He insists he won't come back. I think he'll miss it more than he wants to admit, even to himself.

>>38712760
Of course, it'll only take a few weeks after he finishes FDend to realize he needs us in his life.

>>38712781
who's true route?

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>>38712821

>>38712838
Luci.

>>38712781
Thank god
It's bad enough /tg/ got to decide for pgq.

>>38712838
The devil child girl of course

>>38712781
You keep on saying that. You tsundere turtle you

>>38712775
Recently, it's been a good hour since the thread started before we get our second content post. He does what he does, but it's pretty hard not to wander off and do something else when you have to wait that long.

>>38712859
That's disgusting.
She's her sister!

>>38712512
That webm is amazing.

>>38712917
I think over half the people misinterpreted that question.

>>38712956
>over half

That's a very diplomatic way of putting it.

>>38712917
>>38712956
This is what happens when I try to read at half 4 in the morning.

>>38713001
more like me not being into of math

>>38712914
Yeah, I've noticed that too. The people around me have been staying up later which means that there are more DISTRACTIONS and thus my writing speed slows down to an even more sluggish crawl.

>>38713008
Muh GMTbro

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You glance to your side and see Karel looking like she's about to have a nervous breakdown. Seeing her like this, you feel the urge to take charge in this situation and do all of the talking yourself... but that probably wouldn't help Karel any when it comes to actually dealing with it. So instead, you give her an encouraging elbow nudge.

"Wha?"

Karel is startled at first, but quickly realizes what it is that you're trying to say. After taking a couple of deep breaths, she steps forward.

"I... I'm sorry for lying to everyone about my actually being a girl, but the King-"
"Eheh, yeah," Alberto sighs. "It's fine, I get what you mean... even though my father is friends with Agnes Eschenwald... -somehow-, his opinion on what ladies should and should not do is rather well-known."


>[1/?]

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>>38713155
we're fine

>>38713155
ALberto is cool and cool and also totally cool.

>>38713155
Let's move to striking Emilio if he doesn't say anything about their relationship.

>>38713244
>striking Emilio
We'd kill him, the poor lamb.

>>38713232
AS EXPECTED OF FUTURE ELDEST BROTHER.

>>38713244
I have a feeling like karel would hit us back

>>38713301
why is everybody so cool?

except for the other Cateno natives

>>38713155
I wonder what Cel would think of Femhold?

>>38713328
There's not a brother in this world who doesn't want to be beaten by the tiny fists of his imouto.

>>38713351
What sort of socially maladjusted, deviant shit wants to be beaten up?

>>38713365
/tg/.

>>38713351
I do not since it would make me want to punch her even more

>>38713365
Did you forget where you were buddy?

>>38713365
>>38713388
/a/ as well, so long as it's our imouto.

>>38713461
BULLY FOR THE BULLY GOD

>>38713396
Gotta say, if I had to punch any of pgq's female cast, Karel would be second only to Spinelle.

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>>38713521
I was taking about my sister not karel

>>38713521
>Wanting to punch best girl

What is wrong with you

>>38713549
Imoutos don't exist in real life. You seem very confused.

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>>38713521
got a reason for that, or are you just baiting?

>>38713534
What?
Karel doles out the digs like it's nobody's business. Only fair that she'd have a taste of her own medicine.

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>>38713521

>>38713562
>best girl
But I would never hit Mari

>>38713521
>>38713549
Well while we're talking about punching girls, I gotta say sometimes I want to hit Marianne, maybe that'll set fix her attitude.

>>38713594
Because we're a dick to her.

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>>38713624
>>38713618
>>>/out/

>>38713594
>>38713618
I bet neither one of you like cats either. You're one of those types who can't understand bristly affection and must have it all handed to you on a silver platter.

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>>38713624
its going to happen!

>>38713618
I wouldn't ever hit Marianne, she isn't the type of girl that would ever take that sort of thing well.

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>>38713618
Got out my favorite bait image just for you anon.

>>38713624
> Karen
BURN IT DOWN

>>38713521
To be honest I'd like to punch Sylvie
because I would love to have a boxing match with her. It'd be awesome.

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>>38713730
kek

>>38713717
stop bullying the turtle

>>38713730
Anon, suicide is never the answer.

>>38713717
best tan redhead mecha pilot

>>38713730
Honestly I think she would be able to completely wreck our shit in a normal boxing match.

>>38713674
So why can't I be bristlingly affectionate with punches back to her?

>>38713730
Here lies Anon.
He never scored.

>>38713674
Your cat doesn't actually love you, you know. It just knows that rubbing against you makes you dispense food and petting.

Also, your cat looks and acts much like every other cat.

>>38713770
How on earth was Gregory able to restrain himself all morning from saying: "By the way, Prince Raoul here is responsible for Reinhold and his sister being left behind at a whore house and Karel is his illegitimate daughter and she's in a relationship with Emilio!"

>>38713769
'ours' or rein's?

Because
Sylvie > a bunch of spindly pasty nerds
But Rein v sylvie would be interesting because reinhold's supposed to be strong too
I don't know how well elemental blood outweighs being a teenage girl too

>>38713796
Why must you say hurtful things

>>38713730
Sylvie is honest to God the last girl I'd hit.
She not the kind to warrant it and she'd murder us if she retaliated.

>>38713773
>>38713796
It appears I was correct. Neither one of you understands grumpy girls and cats.

And aside from that, the other reason you don't do that is that if Karel or Marianne hit Reinhold, it'd do minimal damage. If Reinhold hit back, it'd probably break something.

>>38713836
Who says he did?
Maybe Alberto's just being polite.

>>38713837
I meant Rein. I said normal boxing match because I think in an out and out fight Rein would win because he probably fights dirty because growing up in a shitty town. In a normal fight with rules I think it would go to Sylvie who has probably picked up a few moves from Vincent plus she is freakishly strong for a teenage girl.

>>38713883
Marianne's pretty delicate but Karel has more or less the exact same job as Reinhold. The idea that she would crumble under a punch is straight up ridiculous after the crap we've seen her go through this quest.

>>38713837
Hey, I'm a very well built, strong pasty nerd.
But Sylvie can probably explode a regular person with her fists, so there is that.

>>38713770
>Karel freezing in anticipation of what Karel is about to say
You mean Alberto?

>>38713964
Reinhold breaks swords through pure strength. Karel uses light weapons and has a slight build, aside from girls just plain having much less muscle mass. I'm sure she could probably take down random thugs with careful hits, but if you compared like Reinhold hitting her with a direct body blow with her doing the same, Reinhold would do much more damage and take less.

>>38714033
BURN IT ALL

>>38714033
Huh.

Does reinhold have retart strength?

>>38714033
B-b-b-burn it all dooown!

>>38713155

"But in light of your actions during that Salamander attack on the lake the other day, not to mention how you helped to defend my little brother back during that first incident back home in the audience hall, I'm sure that Father will come to understand why you did what you did."
"Thanks," Karel replies. "But that's not the only thing I, well..."
"Shit, I was dreading this..." Sir Gregory grumbles.
"Eh?" Alberto looks around. "What, there's something else?"
"Mmhmm," Karel nods. "My father, uh..." she scratches her head, "He actually knew Reinhold way back when, and he showed up in Cateno around the time that we were fighting those things by Sylvie's dad's lake..."
"And he's here in the castle right now," Emilio joins in.
"I guess I ought to meet this guy then," Alberto laughs.
"I'm pretty sure that you already have," Karel mumbles.

You, Emilio, Sylvie and even Sir Gregory freeze in anticipation for her to finish what she's saying.


>[2/?]

>>38714050
>>38714058
>>38714066
somemenjustwanttowatchtheworldburn.jpg

>>38714044
Who said anything about punching her at full force? People can steady their blows, you know. What would be wrong with hitting her with the same force she hits Rein?

>>38713837
Reinhold is strong compared to a normal person. But, compared to the PGQ cast he's not that strong. Sylvie could beat Reinhold in an arm wrestling contest.

>>38714016
>Sylvie can probably explode a regular person with her fists, so there is that.
Change that probably to definitely. She did it in the quest when the assassins attacked.

>>38714176
It'd still have to be less to compensate for her build having less resistance.

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>>38714072

You, Emilio, Sylvie and even Sir Gregory freeze in anticipation for her to finish what she's saying.

"I have?" Alberto points to himself. "What, is he a Knight?"
"No..." Karel groans. "...he's a Prince."
"Wha?"

Alberto stumbles backwards as if he was just slapped.

"S.. surely you can't be talking about Pellegrino..." Alberto gasps. "He's twenty-six and you're fourteen, that's just-"
"Not THAT Prince!" Emilio shouts in a much more desperate tone than you were expecting.


>[3/?]

>>38714205
Wasn't that with the assistance of magic though?

>>Sylvie could beat Reinhold in an arm wrestling contest
Sounds like a challenge to me
Though sylvie is probably not interested in such things being a girl and all

>>38714248
>oh god more incest!

>>38714248
>Emilio shouts

here we go emilio
pronounce your love to the world

>>38714248
Who is pellegrino again?

I recently took notice of these threads and skimmed through a bunch of the ones in the archive

will archelon get angry if I say I'm really sad Marianne didn't win the Reinbowl

I just wanted her to be happy ;_;

>>38714259
She's half earth elemental. It's all natural magical strength.

>>38714287
Bane

>>38714294
Of course not anon everybody knows that Marianne is best girl.

>>38714294
why would he get angry

>>38714294
>will archelon get angry if I say I'm really sad Marianne didn't win the Reinbowl
No. He will say something along the lines of 'this is the future /tg/ chose' or mention that nico is his favorite.

No one is angry.

>>38714287
Guy who ran away after Celestino tried to marry him off.

>>38714294
I think Marianne was his #3 choice for us.

>>38714294
no, a good amount would agree with you.

Plus the VN is coming soon and you can make her happy then.

>>38714294
>will archelon get angry if I say I'm really sad Marianne didn't win the Reinbowl
arch has shit taste so it doesn't matter what he thinks

Mari best girl.

>>38714248
"You mean it's Giancarlo? But he was even younger... my god, so that's why he was always so supportive of you..."

>>38714294
There's a bunch of people who were sad she didn't win, Thierri included.

>>38714330
"It was ME? But we don't even look anything alike!"

>>38714323
I'm not angry
I'm just disappointed.

>>38714336
"No, it's... wait, you had sex with my mom?"

>>38714336
Now I have this picture in my mind of Alberto being a nice, but not very bright person.

>>38714375
>>38714357
"NO! ...Wait, THAT'S where babies come from?"

>>38714336
"Oh my... you look just like that waitress! Oh God I'm a father!"

>>38714294
Isn't half the point of the VN ensuring that everyone wins the Reinbowl?

I love you, Luci, but fuck your "True" route.

>>38714248
Kinda hoping Adrien shows out of nowhere right about now in a sort of "HEY GUYS WHATS GOING ON IN HERE" manner

>>38714248
>[4/4]

"Oh GOD, that would just be..." Emilio makes a face like he just tasted something foul. "Her father is Prince RAOUL. From GRANACHE."
"The he-" Alberto's jaw drops. "You're serious!? The King's BROTHER, Raoul?"
"Yes," Sir Gregory nods. "It's not exactly a common name, you know."

He looks absolutely bewildered.


>stick around here
>gotta go see the marianne

>>38714389
No wonder he and his wife are having trouble conceiving, he doesn't know how.

>>38714399
Oh god I can't even imagine how embarrassed Karel would be if he turned out to have banged her mom.

>>38714427
>gotta go see the marianne

It kills me, but...

>>38714427
>gotta go see the marianne

>>38714427
>>gotta go see the marianne

>>38714427
>gotta go see the marianne

>>38714389
Emilio: "But wait, I thought babies came from kissing and holding hands?"

Karel: "Emilio, did you just admit to trying to impregnate me last night?"

Marianne: "So this is where you all were. Reinhold, it's past time for breakfast and...."

Gregory: "ALBERTO THINKS HE FATHERED KAREL AND AND EMILIO TRIED TO IMPREGNATE KAREL LAST NIGHT."

>>38714427
>>stick around here

>>38714427
>>gotta go see the marianne
Maybe sneak in a stealth headpat to calm Karel down just a bit. Anything to help in this situation.

>>38714427
>gotta go see the marianne
We need to bring the Mari over to see this.

>>38714427
>>gotta go see the marianne
SORRY, GOTTA RUN.

>>38714427
>gotta go see the marianne

Oh god as much as I want to stay here and see what happens we can't be late. Why must you make us choose arch??

>>38714427
>>gotta go see the marianne
AND THIS IS MY CUE TO LEAVE GOTTAGOBYE

>>38714427
>>gotta go see the marianne

Got to do our job.

>Emilio makes a face like he just tasted something foul

wrong brother?

>>38714427
>>gotta go see the marianne
Official duties and all, have fun with the drama bomb!

>>38714427
>Go see Marianne, but quietly tell Emilio that he better damn well come clean about their relationship on the way out.

>>38714427
>>gotta go see the marianne
with a passing "I can vouch for that" or somethin

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>>38714427
>gotta go see the marianne

Shit man we're already late.

>>38714427
>stick around here

>>38714504
>>wrong brother?
Nah, he's just weirded out over Alberto's implication of Karel being their long-lost sister.

>>38714427
>>gotta go see the marianne

>>38714427


>>38714521
Also something along the lines of this. A nudge, perhaps.

>>38714427
>gotta go see the marianne

"Ohjeezelookatthetimegottagodealwiththeothergranacheprincess"

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>>38714375
Archelon did say that Luciana is the smartest of her siblings by a significant margin.

>>38714460
I laughed.

>>38714427
>stick around here
I want to see this. I'm sorry Marianne, it's the last day and I want every juice if drama and surprise I can get.

>>38714460
11/10

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>>38714460
Well done! 10/10

>>38714427
>>gotta go see the marianne

>writing

>>38714460
Man, the more I read of Greg shouting secrets, the more I like to imagine it's an instinctive self-defence mechanism.

>>38714776
Secrets suck. Trying to get rid of them ASAP if at all feasible is sensible.

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>>38714872
>sharing peoples secrets with other people

>>38714989
They'll learn not to share them. No more problem.

While Alberto has a minor freakout, you quietly slip out of the way (saying goodbye to your friends first, of course). As much as you'd love to stick around for all the fun that's surely in store, Marianne is likely waiting downstairs by the entrance to the dining hall for you and you have no desire to anger her any more than you likely already have.

And so, you hurry down the stairs...

...turn a few corners...

...and find yourself in the midst of a crowd od maids with Marianne standing in its center.


>speak up now
>wait for her to notice that you're here

>>38715168
>speak up now

Last morning joke of PGQ? It better be fucking good.

>>38715168
>speak up now
Apologies for my tardiness, but there was a was a pile up of nobility blocking my way here.

>>38715168
>wait for her to notice that you're here

>>38715168
>speak up now

>not "Greet the princess!"
Come on arch... It's our last time.

>>38715168
>Sneak up on her and yell surprise.

>>38715168
>>wait for her to notice that you're here
just start acting like a maid and see if she notices.

>>38715168
>speak up now

>>38715168
>speak up now

>>38715168
>>wait for her to notice that you're here

>>38715168
>speak up now

>>38715168
>speak up now

No time for dilly-dallying! But make sure to remember the scene, so we can sketch Marianne and meidos one last time.

>>38715168
>speak up now

I apologize for my tardiness, I'd nearly forgotten which Granache Princess I'm guarding today.

>>38715168
>speak up now

A bodyguard arrives precisely when he means to?

>>38715168
>wait for her to notice that you're here
Assuming we ran into them en route, casually follow along amidst the maids until we all arrive at the door to the dining hall, and then wish Marianne a good morning upon arrival.

>>38715168
>>wait for her to notice that you're here

>>38715168
>wait for her to notice that you're here

>>38715301
Nah, let's give her a wall of text.

"Sorry I'm late, I actually woke up early but then I had to piss of Nicollete and Sylvie with a bad pun, tour the castle with Sylvie, sexually harass Karel because Ariane wouldn't let me sexually harass Luciana yesterday and I was still mad, make Sylvie and Karel friends, tell Emilio about lingerie, and make sure Alberto didn't think that Karel was Pelligrino's daughter." (Collapse due to lack of breath)

>>38715365
maybe not all of that anon

>guinea pig captcha

yo what the fuck

>>38715168
>wait for her to notice that you're here

Make a joke to the effect of "...wait, I'm NOT a maid?! But I've done nothing but clean up unscrupulous people for months!" when she sees us.

>writing

>>38715168
>>speak up now

>>38715365
No. None of this.

Just apologize for being late while making a tiny bad joke. That's all.

>>38715365
No.

>>38715365
I don't think you need me to tell you that you're a terrible person.

>>38715396
Hopefully we can get the best worst joke ever for our final morning of the quest.

>>38715818
I hope Reinhold dies.

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>>38715834
why

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"I know that he went through a lot yesterday, but he could at least have said -something- about being late..." Marianne grumbles to her maids. "And Melanie saw him walking around earlier so it's not like he overslept..."

As expected, the Princess is displeased. Time to speak up before her mood gets any worse...

"Sorry I'm late," you say, speaking over the murmurs of the servants.

At once, the maids part so that there is a clear line between you and the PRincess.

"Oh, -there- you are," Marianne says, rolling her eyes at you. "No horrible joke today?"


>greet the princess!

>>38715854
I like >>38715301 suggestion.

>>38715854
"Nope. Just me."

>>38715854
"No, today the joke was on Alberto"

>>38715854
say>>38715301

>>38715854
"I thought I'd be merciful. It's been a busy week."

>>38715854
Only my talent as a bodyguard.

>>38715854

This>>38715880

"Terribly sorry I began guarding the wrong princess."

>>38715854
>"No horrible joke today?"
"What are you talking about? I'm here every day."

But more realistically, >>38715301 is actually alright. >>38715890 is alright as well, as well as being informative in case she didn't already know he was here.

>>38715854
"Coming up with a bad joke every morning is more challenging than it looks."

>>38715883
Kind of sentimental..

>>38715901
I like this.

>>38715854
Something like >>38715906 and >>38715301.

A bit of >>38715908 too, if you can

>>38715854
Oh what the hell, add them all together!
>>38715301
>>38715890
and add
"No need to look at me like that. He's here. I'll take you too him."

>>38715890
This

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>>38715901
>>38715935

Weak.

>>38715854
I love you

She would probably think that's a horrible joke.

>>38715967
I mean, I suggested we do >>38715908 as well, but I figured I'd mention that I also appreciated the more casual approach.

>>38715890
This.

>>38715890
>>38715906
>>38715908

Any of these or any combination of these.

decisions are hard

>writing

I wonder what Giancarlo is going to think of Emilio after this whole ordeal...

>>38716220
That'll do lil bro that''ll do.

>>38716220
Glad he's not gay?

>>38716220
He'd likely be glad he was right and proud that his little brother was finally man enough to get a date.

>>38716220
I'm quite sure Giancarlo's reaction to this whole debacle will be "I'm going to stick my dick in Karel."

>>38716489
>Wmilio and KArel
BURN

>>38716489
>let's breakfast!

The last of many.

>>38716503
I don't think Giancarlo is into NTR. He's a bro, just a perverted one.

>>38716489
>"It's fine, just don't do it again."
>tfw we will never be late again

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>>38716489
>let's breakfast!

>"It's fine, just don't do it again."
>mfw

>>38716489
>By the way, I didn't get to ask - did you give your dad the halberd?

>>38716489
>just don't do it again
BUT MARIANNE, IT'S THE LAST DAY! WE WILL NEVER HAVE A CHANCE TO DO THIS AGAIN!

>let's breakfast

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

>>38716575
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>38716575
BURN IT ALL DOWN
AGAIN

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>>38716575
PANIC

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"No," you reply," today the joke was on Alberto."

Marianne stands there for a few seconds and stares at you, completely puzzled by your statement.

"Alberto...? What?" Marianne narrows her eyes. "What, did you just get back from sending him a letter, or..."
"No," you shake your head, "he's upstairs right now."
"Because of the attacks and Luciana's kidnapping and Sir Vincent's destroying the Ancellottan capital..." Marianne closes her eyes and nods. "Yes, that makes sense."

"So what happened with him?" Marianne asks. "You played some sort of prank on him?"
"No," you reply, "I was with Sylvie, Emilio and Karel when I ran into him, and well..."
"OH."

The Princess's eyes grow wide and she covers her mouth with her hands.

"Because all of Karel's uniforms were altered to accommodate..." Marianne gasps.
"Yup," you nod. "And that's the first thing he asked about."
"I'd bet," she sighs. "Did he take it well? Did they tell him that Karel is Uncle Raoul's daughter?"
"They just did that when I remembered that I had you waiting down here," you reply. "Sorry for being late, by the way."
"It's fine, just don't do it again."


>let's breakfast!
>before we head in, you'd like to ____

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>>38716575
YOU CANT ESCAPE

> there will never be a next time

all these unexpected feels

>>38716601


This>>38716544

>>38716575
This is the way the quest ends.

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>>38716601
>before we head in, you'd like to kiss Marianne

>>38716601
Seriously though, switch the conversation from Alberto to Halberdo.

>>38716607
archive moe keeps all the deleted posts, so he's never escaped in the first place.

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>that was the last pre-breakfast joke

>>38716645
Good idea. Can't let her off easy on our last day.

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>>38716664

>inb4 it's the last day because Mari fires us for being late

>>38716601
"It wasn't too long ago. They're probably still there if you want to take a detour before breakfast to watch the festivities."

>>38716503
Not if he knows about Emilio's feelings on the matter.

That said, I wouldn't put it past "Good. Gonna go tell my wife I told her so. She kept trying to parley it into a threesome with this guy she knew, but I kept telling her something else was up. I knew those erections were legit."

>>38716544
I think our saying it was for her father was mostly a bit of obfuscation. It seemed more like she was just self-conscious about kind of coveting it herself.

That said, I'd still want to know how it went when her father noticed it, and/or what she decided to do with it.

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>>38716664
>Arch will never run anything PGQ related again.

>>38716645
Let's axe her a question

>>38716702
there's always the VN

>>38716601

>So about Halberto

>>38716751
I know but it won't be the same. I'll miss talking about waifus and breakfast foods with you guys.

>writing

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>>38716769
>we won't shitpost about what girl is the best ever again

>>38716769
Well, maybe when PGQVN gets its eventual anime adaptation and reaches a global audience, somebody else will cobble enough of the in-universe lore and make their own quest, with hookers and blackjack.

>>38716813
> Archelon: "THANK FUCKING GOD"

>>38716813
There would be no need to shitpost if everyone would just accept that Marianne is superior in every way.

>>38716842
This one already had hookers though. So it just needs blackjack.

>>38716842
>PGQ Anime

So what would the OP and ED be?

>>38716813
That was wasted time anyway, seeing as it's objectively Nicolette.

>>38716848
>not Karel
Your taste is good, but you're still wrong.

>>38716813
If you ever feel lonely, just remember that nobody a worst and you're favorite a best.

>>38716848
Agreed. We should be spreading the good word about best girl until all accept her as best.

>>38716848
>>38716868
>>38716870
Stahp
Team Sylvie represent

>>38716885
>Team Sylvie

I'm so sorry anon.

>>38716874
>Marifags turning up on my doorstep in pairs saying "Have you heard the good news?"
pls no

>>38716924
Come now brother, why won't you accept best girl into your heart?

>>38716924
like Jehovah's Witness, but sweatier.

>>38716885
Team Sylvie is more dead than Team Meido and Team Dragongirl
I know because I'm pretty sure I'm the only Ranafag.

>>38716924
Don't you want to join us in our prayer to the best girl?

>>38716924
Just tell us you used to be a Marifag too back before you were shipped off to Perricone and we'll leave you be. It's part of church doctrine.

>>38716952
You think you're desperate? I ship Sylvie/Rana.

>>38716940
I was once like you anon lost, blinded by silver haired temptresses and redheaded mages but that was before I saw the light.

>>38716988
I shipped Nico/Luci for a while. That was a poor decision.

>>38716988
Why do you hate Rana?

>>38716992
Dude, I was a Sylviefag.

>>38716988
>Dragon and a future Elemental

>>38716813
Just go to FD.

>>38717038
Theresa best girl.

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>>38716813
>>38716848
>>38716868
>>38716885

Reminder that best girl is all of them.

All the girls are beautiful in their own special way.

>>38717044
We need more of you.

>>38717046
I'd have taken that seriously if you didn't post that image.

>>38717023
It is okay anon. The great Mari forgives all no matter which girl they supported in the great waifu wars. You need only accept her into your heart and you will be saved.

>>38717056
Forgiveness is unforgivable.

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Since Marianne's seeming kind of antsy about remaining out here in the hallway (you have no idea how long she's been down here and you're DEFINITELY not about to ask), you simply keep quiet as you follow her into the dining hall and take your seats.

"Oh yeah," you turn to Marianne, "it slipped my mind yesterday after everything went all nuts, but did you ever get a chance to get that halberd to your father?" you ask.
"Geh-"

It's almost like her hair starts to stand on end.


>[1/?]

>>38717054
The picture doesn't make my statement any less true

>>38717078
B-b-baka

If Marifags are Jehovah's what are the other waifufags?

>>38717078
>It's almost like her hair starts to stand on end.
Hit the deck incoming tsun bomb

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>>38717078
It was a respectful question.

>>38717079
>mfw

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>>38717078
Oh shit everybody get ready. We are about get hit by a major tsunderstorm.

>>38717078
All rise for the holy litany of tsun.

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>>38717078