>>38709014
>Old heister

>>38709014
>>Old heister.
Gotta go with experience.

Also don't mind me just passin through

>>38709014
>>New heister.

>>38709014
>Old heister.

>>38709014
>Old heister.

They keep pulling us back in.

>>38709014
>New heister.
It will be fun to learn from our failures.

>>38709014
>New heister.
Gives us an opportunity to interact with a cool older mentor type character.

>>38709014
>Old Heister

but our character is still pretty young

>>38709014
>New heister.

>>38709014
>New heister.

>>38709014
>>Old heister.
Dibs on Chains
Best Payday

>>38709014
>New heister.

>>38709014
>Old heister.
haha time for NIGHT HOOD
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7W4QD4ez9I

>>38709014
>>Old heister.

>>38709105
But Anon, we could BE the cool older mentor type character.

>>38709014
>Old heister.

>>38709014
>New heister.

>>38709014
>New heister.

>>38709142
>implying /tg/ is capable of sticking to grouchiness and the caution that comes with experience as character traits

>>38709014
>New heister.
Best option for cute young girl

>>38709195
>Implying experienced = grouchiness
Anon do you even Danny Ocean??

>>38709014
>>New heister.

>>38709014
>>New heister.

>>38709014
>New heister.

>>38709014
>New heister.

>>38709014
>>Old heister.

>>38709014
>Old heister.

>>38709428
Dont samefag mister. Its bad form.

And before you say you didn't the IP number didn't move when you posted.

>>38709014
>Old heister.
Time for our payday.

>>38709428
Got caught red-handed faggot

>>38709014
>New heister.

>>38709014
>>Old heister.
I'm late as fuck so this won't count, but it's the thought that matters.

>>38709014

New Heister

>>38709014
All right, it looks like NEW HEISTER has won!

Now, next up is to determine the kind of heister you are!

>MASTERMIND: Trained to master the art of social manipulation, Masterminds are highly charismatic individuals who can convince even complete strangers to do their bidding. They also like to have a wide support net, giving them greater options for planning out heists.
>ENFORCER: The muscle of the group, Enforcers have one job and one job only, which is to carry the biggest and heaviest gun both to intimidate hostages and to fight off cops.
>GHOST: Ghosts are stealth specialists, trained to get in and out of secure areas without anybody realizing it. A good Ghost is the one you never knew was there.
>TECHNICIAN: Technicians carry all of the specialized gear that makes any heist possible, such as drills, explosives, and drones. You have a need, and the technician most likely has something that can fill it.

>>38709745
>MASTERMIND: Trained to master the art of social manipulation, Masterminds are highly charismatic individuals who can convince even complete strangers to do their bidding. They also like to have a wide support net, giving them greater options for planning out heists.

>>38709745
>GHOST
>Niko soon

>>38709745
>MASTERMIND: Trained to master the art of social manipulation, Masterminds are highly charismatic individuals who can convince even complete strangers to do their bidding. They also like to have a wide support net, giving them greater options for planning out heists.

>>38709745
>TECHNICIAN: Technicians carry all of the specialized gear that makes any heist possible, such as drills, explosives, and drones. You have a need, and the technician most likely has something that can fill it.

Aww yiss
It's party time

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>>38709745
>>TECHNICIAN: Technicians carry all of the specialized gear that makes any heist possible, such as drills, explosives, and drones. You have a need, and the technician most likely has something that can fill it.

>>38709745
>ENFORCER

>>38709745
>MASTERMIND: Trained to master the art of social manipulation, Masterminds are highly charismatic individuals who can convince even complete strangers to do their bidding. They also like to have a wide support net, giving them greater options for planning out heists.

>>38709745
>>TECHNICIAN: Technicians carry all of the specialized gear that makes any heist possible, such as drills, explosives, and drones. You have a need, and the technician most likely has something that can fill it.
Let's do something a bit different. Playing the same old can be a little boring.

>>38709745
>>ENFORCER: The muscle of the group, Enforcers have one job and one job only, which is to carry the biggest and heaviest gun both to intimidate hostages and to fight off cops.

CHAINS! BRING THE SAW!

Totally pissing in the wind here.

>>38709745
>GHOST: Ghosts are stealth specialists, trained to get in and out of secure areas without anybody realizing it. A good Ghost is the one you never knew was there.

Ghost best "class", bonuses for no detection runs a best.

>>38709745

>MasterForcer

>Inspire/Overkill dodge build.

>>38709745
>TECHNICIAN

>>38709745
>TECHNICIAN: Technicians carry all of the specialized gear that makes any heist possible, such as drills, explosives, and drones. You have a need, and the technician most likely has something that can fill it.
The thermal drill. We got it.

>>38709745
>ENFORCER

Fuck mastermind and Technician. Time and time again /tg/ can't play those characters

>>38709745
>MASTERMIND
We shall lead a group of thieves to do our bidding!

>>38709745
>GHOST: Ghosts are stealth specialists, trained to get in and out of secure areas without anybody realizing it. A good Ghost is the one you never knew was there.

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>>38709817
>Dual-classing
>mfw

>>38709745
>GHOST: Ghosts are stealth specialists, trained to get in and out of secure areas without anybody realizing it. A good Ghost is the one you never knew was there.

>>38709745
>GHOST: Ghosts are stealth specialists, trained to get in and out of secure areas without anybody realizing it. A good Ghost is the one you never knew was there.

>>38709745
>MASTERMIND: Trained to master the art of social manipulation, Masterminds are highly charismatic individuals who can convince even complete strangers to do their bidding. They also like to have a wide support net, giving them greater options for planning out heists.
Can we have a semi skill like a bit of an enforcer too?

>>38709745
>TECHNICIAN: Technicians carry all of the specialized gear that makes any heist possible, such as drills, explosives, and drones. You have a need, and the technician most likely has something that can fill it.

>ENFORCER: The muscle of the group, Enforcers have one job and one job only, which is to carry the biggest and heaviest gun both to intimidate hostages and to fight off cops.

>People picking anything but enforcer

Enjoy threads of agony as /tg/ plays a smart character as a dumb one.

>All these Technician/Mastermind votes
It's like you don't honor Niko

>>38709745
>>ENFORCER: The muscle of the group, Enforcers have one job and one job only, which is to carry the biggest and heaviest gun both to intimidate hostages and to fight off cops.

>>38709892
You have a good point

>>38709903
I doubt some of them know who she is.

>>38709745
>>TECHNICIAN: Technicians carry all of the specialized gear that makes any heist possible, such as drills, explosives, and drones. You have a need, and the technician most likely has something that can fill it.

>>38709903
who?

>>38709745
>>>ENFORCER: The muscle of the group, Enforcers have one job and one job only, which is to carry the biggest and heaviest gun both to intimidate hostages and to fight off cops.

Its what I play in PAYDAY

>>38709924
>>38709892
>>38709828
>>38709787
BROTHERS

>>38709924
>>38709892
>samefagging
>exactly 60 seconds later no less

Jesus.

>>38709945
MF, I know, which I find a little sad...

>>38709964
Dark horse character from Merc's just-completed Cyber Idol Management Quest

>>38709745
>MASTERMIND: Trained to master the art of social manipulation, Masterminds are highly charismatic individuals who can convince even complete strangers to do their bidding. They also like to have a wide support net, giving them greater options for planning out heists.

>>38709892
>implying /tg/ isn't fully capable of playing smart
>implying it isn't just retards forcing stupid actions for TEH LULZORZ

>>38709969
Samefag or not, it is a cogent point.
>Ghost

>>38710019
I'm just surprised how blatant it is.

>>38709858

http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mSNLhFBCDa:eoLIEFgDa:tDa:ghEgCa:fEGCa:ibcdea:pR8::w2-31-43-24-48-9-49-45-51-12-20:s32-19-32-14-16-5-38:a1

Congrats! You're now a field medic that gets shit done and can zip around the battlefield dealing death wherever you go!

>>38709745
>>MASTERMIND: Trained to master the art of social manipulation, Masterminds are highly charismatic individuals who can convince even complete strangers to do their bidding. They also like to have a wide support net, giving them greater options for planning out heists.
>>ENFORCER: The muscle of the group, Enforcers have one job and one job only, which is to carry the biggest and heaviest gun both to intimidate hostages and to fight off cops.

>>38709969
That's not a samefag, it's the truth.

>>38710004
/tg/ is not. They're truly not. /tg/ likes to play smart characters like they're absolutely retarded. More often than not there's a shitstorm because our "smart" character completely missed shit that was pointed out by the QM in multiple quests.

Playing a character that just follows the plan rather than making the plan makes it more enjoyable. We don't have to be retarded but we don't have to be "smart" either.

>>38709745
>GHOST

>>38709745
>ENFORCER: The muscle of the group, Enforcers have one job and one job only, which is to carry the biggest and heaviest gun both to intimidate hostages and to fight off cops.

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>>38709969
>>38710043
Nope

>>38709745
>>MASTERMIND: Trained to master the art of social manipulation, Masterminds are highly charismatic individuals who can convince even complete strangers to do their bidding. They also like to have a wide support net, giving them greater options for planning out heists.

>>38710108
That takes about a minute in paint.

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>>38710108
so people are just being fags for no reason!

>>38710125
I'm just not sure how to convince you but just because people don't agree with you doesn't mean they're the same person that doesn't agree with you.

>>38710108
That takes like, seconds to edit man.
Those really don't mean jack.

>>38710137
It could be a lot worse. Trust me.

What is Heist based on?

>>38710165
Payday vidya.

>>38710165
PAYDAY 2

>>38710165
Payday 2

>>38710066
Have you read Cyberpunk Idols? Or PJ Witches? Or either of the Valkyrian Merc Quests? Merc's fanbase is one that knows how to operate.

>>38709745
>ENFORCER: The muscle of the group, Enforcers have one job and one job only, which is to carry the biggest and heaviest gun both to intimidate hostages and to fight off cops.
If we want, we can splash some Mastermind intimidation skills later on, but being the young guy and having the easiest job makes a good combo for keeping /tg/s excesses in character.
>>38710165
Judging from the OP image and the "classes"? Payday.

>>38709745
Changing>>38709882 to
>>ENFORCER: The muscle of the group, Enforcers have one job and one job only, which is to carry the biggest and heaviest gun both to intimidate hostages and to fight off cops.
seems like enforcer will be more fun and be in the action more.

>>38710155
Well, if they can play an admiral in planefag's Kancolle quest, I think we can manage a group of thieves, anon.

>>38710180
>Cyberpunk Idols
I hope you voted for GHOST anon, because NIKO

>>38710180
Judging by the fact that people started screaming samefag the minute they see a post that agrees with another post those players aren't going to be here.

Plus I don't think Merc Command is QMing this and most of those players follow him.

>>38710195
I don't know enough about naval combat to even have an idea of what the fuck is going on during the combat there.

>>38710210
>I don't think Merc Command is QMing this

Anon, I...

>>38710210
>I don't think Merc Command is QMing this
Excuse me? Look at the OP.

>>38710180
>Valkyrian Mercs Quest
You mean the one where we punched out a dude on a beach because /tg/ thought it would be funny, and good rolls made it work?
Or VMQ2 which we do not speak of?
>>38710195
An Admiral is easier because there's a chain of command. A group of thieves is a lot harder to keep in line.

>>38710195
Planefag's Kancolle quest is made entirely to pander to the players anyway. Regardless of what stupid or retarded decision they make, he'll just make it turn into some "le epic cool scene that should have been failure in every other quest"

>>38710210

literally what

>>38710210
Congratulations anon, you are blind.

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>>38710232
>>38710234
>>38710251
>>38710260

I'm drunk, cut me some slack

>>38710047
Please, how about massively armored master of unlocking?

http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mjeGBDa:eDa:tSOMIJfGCda:gNLHEGCda:fbda:ibcdea:pR8::w2-31-43-24-48-9-49-45-51-12-20:s32-19-32-14-16-5-38:a1

>>38710210
>>38710210
>I don't think Merc Command is QMing this
Go look at the opening post. Read the name and the trip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LhntG_8PUs

>>38710210
Um. Did you stumble into the wrong thread, anon?

Go home, anonymous, you're drunk.

>>38710210
And then Anon realized he was the dumb.

>>38710235
>You mean the one where we punched out a dude on a beach because /tg/ thought it would be funny, and good rolls made it work?
VMQ is over the top insanity mixed with decent tactics.

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>>38710210
>Merc isn't QMing a quest with his trip in the title
...anon I have no words
Only puchidols may convey my disappointment

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>>38709745
All right, so it appears that ENFORCER has won!

Generating the intro now!

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>>38710236
I think you need to leave

>>38710210
Breaking news, people cry samefag when they see two posts expressing the same opinion within around a minute of each other, more at 11.

>>38710305

>implying he's wrong

>>38710297
>ENFORCER has won!
CHAINS, DRILL THAT SAFE

>>38710297
I'm not sure you can say Enforcer really won fair and square after that display of idiocy, MC...

>>38710297
Male or Female MC, Merc?

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>>38710266
Getting started on the St. Patty's day a bit early I see.
>>38710297
Very well then.

>>38710297
Nothing is funner in PAYDAY than chilling outside a compound with a LMG and Full Tactial gear while the Ghost tries and then fails to stealth it and then having to bail him out.

>>38710305
It's true faggot. SWQ is pandering as fuck and Kancolle quest is pandering as fuck.

If that's what you like that's fine, but it doesn't change the fact that the players vote for stupid shit and planefag just makes it work because he's entertaining first and writing a story second.

>>38710346
as a ghost you can go eat the biggest dick!

>>38710331
You came to the wrong threads to diss planefag anon.
There is some pretty big crossover between the fanbases.
I mean, Merc Command actually plays in those threads.

>>38710305
He's right, and I say that as a fan of his quests.

>>38710297
Aw. Wanted Mastermind but oh well. If this is actually based on Payday then we're probably gonna get swarmed by wave after wave of disposable cops anyway so I guess it's good we got Enforcer.

>>38710346
As the group Enforcer, I can agree to this.

>>38710360
Hey I save your ass when you fuck up.

>>38710387
I am one of the ghosts that does not fuck up most of the time. but its the guy who goes in guns a blazing that screws all of us

>>38710384
Alarms start going off and you just go and knock the front door down and start setting ammo bags cause its about to get really loud.

>>38710346
And nothing is more satisfying than stealthing your way through the painting mission. Or ending a heist in under 5 minutes by c4ing the safes and leaving with a half-mil.

>playing a game that rapes you with payed DLC

>>38710419
I am one of the enforcers that'll stay far away from you doing your job but is quick to help you if shit hits the fan.

>>38710438
That fucking painting mission.

>>38710297
Male or female Enforcer Merc!!?!

>>38710430
Walking through gunfire, like who gives a fuck? While everyone else hides behind things.

>>38710438
This. Stealth is one of the most satisfying things in any game. Never enough gamers do it.

>>38710481
the reason I stopped playing right there

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>>38710353
>mfw

>>38710364
>full of planefag fans
>wrong thread

That's cute.

>>38710502
Having all those armor perks on top of the best armor. Feels too good.

>>38710490
Calm your dick down and wait.

>>38709745
>MASTERMIND
EVERAYBODAY GET DOIHN ON DAH GROIND

>>38710537
Replying to your self, thats sad.

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>>38710297
You are CARLY, a newbie heister eager to be one of the best in the world!

Currently, you were sitting in an abandoned storefront across the street from a Harvest & Trustee branch bank. Your "crew" was busy trying to work their way through the back door so they could quietly get into the vault. Since you were the designated gunner, you were told to wait in the hide spot to come out if things went tits up.

Unfortunately (or fortunately?), you had a feeling that was going to happen. Everything you've seen from these jokers was worse than amateur. You watch as they not so silently tried to pick the back door, not quite realizing that it had a MAGNETIC lock on it. Dad would be having a goddamn stroke if were watching this poor display of thievery. Well, you were already committed to the job. You couldn't back out now.

Kind of made you reflect on why you were even in here in the first place.

>You're doing it for the thrill.
>You're doing it for the money.
>You're doing it because you like to break stuff.
>Other

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>>38710582
A little late to the party pal.

>>38710554
I just recently got my bulletproof with my heavy armor. Oh man it is amazing with the 50% less damage while interacting. Whole damn room shooting you, pick up teammates still over 80% armor.

>>38710607
>You're doing it for the thrill.
And that's what I get for not paying attention.

>>38710607
>you are doing it for thrill

>>38710607
>You're doing it for the money.

We weren't always a heister. We're got pressed into this because we owe someone big.

>>38710607
>You're doing it because you like to break stuff.
It's not about money.

>>38710607
>>38710607
>>You're doing it for the thrill.

>>38710607
>>You're doing it for the thrill.

>>38710607
>You're doing it for the money. To pay off a debt you could never repay.
DOSH, GRAB IT WHILE YOU CAN LADS

>>38710607
>>You're doing it for the thrill.

We are not entirely....stable.

>>38710607
>You're doing it for the thrill.

>>38710607
>You're doing it for the thrill AND the money.
It's thrilling work, and the money is a good bonus.

>>38710607
>You're doing it for the money.
The other reasons is just the bonuses.

>>38710607
>You're doing it because you like to break stuff.

>>38710607
>You're doing it because you like to break stuff.

Is it bad I'm hoping our technician is Sparky?

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>>38710607
>You're doing it for the thrill.
What a thrill...

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aHQnDTd1y4

>>38710607
>You're doing it because you like to break stuff.
It's about enjoying the simple things in life

>>38710583
not everyone likes the game

>>38710659
That or we have a VERY loose sense of ethics.

>>38710657
You see that newest dev diary for KF2? So fucking hype.

>>38710607
>You're doing it because you like to break stuff.

Vases, we like to break vases.

>>38710607
>You're doing it for the thrill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFpzp10Qr4o

>>38710607
>You're doing it for the thrill.
The thrill of the game
Sucks that we couldn't choose gender, wanted to be a guy....

>>38710607
>You're doing it because you like to break stuff.

>>38710607
>porque no los tres?

>>38710607
>>You're doing it for the thrill.

>>38710678
>Some day you feed on a tree frog
My god, I thought the /v/ sings version was just fucking around with that part.

>>38710607
>You're doing it because you like to break stuff.

>>38710607
>>You're doing it because you like to break stuff.

>>38710729
It's japanese, what do you expect.

>>38710607
>Other

We're doing this because the rent is due next week.

>>38710607
>>You're doing it because you like to break stuff.

>>38710676
And our mastermind is edwin.

>>38710542
>Can't handle the truth.

>>38710759
So for the money?

>>38710607
>>You're doing it for the thrill.

Blood Knight HO!

>>38710729
Blame Kojima's music team, they purposely made the lyrics like that so that it would have a sort of genuine 007 feel.

And a hint at gameplay, I think.

>>38710705
I wanted to be the cool old grandpa type mentor who trains little girls to be bank robbers.

>>38710773
Yeah, but less fucks given.

>>38710767
Merc pls, I must have this

>>38710607
>You're doing it for the money.

>>38710607
>You're doing it for the thrill.

>>38710607
>You're doing it because you like to break stuff.

>>38710820
Semi Charlie angels mix with payday

>>38710607

>You're doing it for the thrill.

Nobody's posted Shoot to Thrill yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGETA9gLLpo

>>38710767
Do want. Not the current group's mastermind, obviously.

Anyone think that we'll have an ACE DETECTIVE Totally not-Julie on our tails if tales of our heists spread?

>>38710607
>Break stuff
No windows or desktop objects will be safe from our drill induced boredom

>>38710885
>Cole is bad cop

>>38710759
>>38710833
>everybody's in the car on the way to the bank
>introduces themselves, talks about their backstories and ambitions
>"So Carly what about you?"
>completely deadpan
>"Wha? Huh? Ah... rent's due."

>>38710885
I'd rather have it be a detective type. Julie is more of a SWAT kinda girl.

>>38710607
>You're doing it because you like to break stuff.

>>38710885
Nah there's a different ACE DETECTIVE on the case.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6gzqwqCb8E

>>38710885
I'll be honest, I was thinking something along the lines of what Lupin III's Zenigata was to him. But Julie and Cole would be nice.>>38710899

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>>38710885

Depends. How big do the jobs we pull get? Airplane diamond heist? Big bank? Knocking over a casino? Art heist?

Also, what mask are we using, guys? Rubber animal mask? Painted clown mask? Paper bag? Pantyhose?

>>38710607
>>You're doing it because you like to break stuff.

>>38710950
(con't)

Maybe Julie and Cole would be two people that our Zenigata expy would send in order to capture us.

You know, the big-girl, skinny girl henchmen types.

>>38710955
Nixon mask.

>>38710950
New thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm99tmzmXkk

>>38711014
>"I am not a crook!"

>>38710950
>>38711011
>Zenigata
Muh nigga.

Actually I want our technician to be a Fujiko-expy, myself.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQJDxBnE0u8

>>38711043
You get it

>>38711014
>'i am not a pimp'

>>38711066
Will this thread have idols?

>>38711058
Zenigata was not a nice guy in the manga...he was a fucking rapist

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>>38711014
10/10
>>38711043
Watergate/10

-Many threads from now-

>What I played: HEIST QUEST

>What I expected: Operators Operating Operationally

>What I got: Lupin III

>>38711094
As much as I like the original Monkey Punch Lupin stories Snarkier and more apathetic Lupin ho!, I much prefer the anime.

But the Woman called Fujiko Mine was the bomb

>>38711040

>Not Payday Soundtrack

C'mon, dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek_EVouA-CI

>>38711144
that is a fucking downgrade!

>>38710955
>what mask are we using, guys?
Well, crew of four right?
For our real crew I say we get four pig masks, and jackets with our nommes-de-guerre on the back.
Old Major (for our cool old mentor guy we'll inevitably get), Napoleon (us), Squealer, Minimus.
>>38711040
>not posting Fire Treasure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNxnIPVDyqE

>>38711144
while that is nice lupin is better

>>38711040
>>38711094
>>38711189
>>38711192
>Not posting the one with vocals
Fellow Lupinfags, pls
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlGZ5zQAaUw

>>38711189
Meh. I'm sticking with nixon.

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>>38710955
Did someone say masks?

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>>38711189

The jackets are a bit much, but I do like the idea of animal masks. If we decide to get all matching masks, we could just get a set of plain white hockey masks, like the armored car job in Heat.

>>38711058
I wonder what character he'd use besides the woman herself; her bra isn't easy to fill

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>>38710955
Yukkuri masks.

Rob it easy!

>>38711014
I approve

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>>38710607
You were mostly doing this for the thrill. It's not like you actually needed the money. You were pretty well off, in fact. Dad made sure of that. However, that first time you saw him hit a bank, it was like love at first sight.

It was that moment you wanted to a heister just like him.

Heh, good times. Gooooood times.

Suddenly, you hear a loud explosion.

Oh no those idiots fucking didn't-

And the alarms start ringing.

Of fucking course.

"Carly, get in here!" You hear one of your crew yell.

"Don't say my name over the radio!" You hiss. "What the fuck happened?!"

"Emil blew the door! Get ready for the cops!"

Goddamnit. You shake your head and reach for your gear, wondering whether to go heavy or light. Heavy meant maximum firepower and protection, but light would give you extra mobility.

>Heavy loadout. Your biggest LMG and heaviest armor.
>Medium loadout. Bring a GPMG with some carapace armor.
>Light loadout. Bring an automatic rifle with a simple ballistic vest.

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>>38711330
>Yukkuri masks
>mfw

>>38711296
Well, there's always Janice

Also posting in relevant thread

>>38711366
>Heavy loadout. Your biggest LMG and heaviest armor.

MUAHAHAHAHA

>>38711366
>Medium loadout. Bring a GPMG with some carapace armor.

>>38711366
>medium loadout

>>38711366
>Light loadout. Bring an automatic rifle with a simple ballistic vest.
THIS WAS MEANT TO BE A STEALTH RUN

>>38711366
>heavy lmg loadout
Our gun is heavy. Our breathing is loud. IMMORTAL CARLY.

>>38711366
>>Heavy loadout. Your biggest LMG and heaviest armor.

>>38711366
>>Heavy loadout. Your biggest LMG and heaviest armor.
I assume that the GPMG and LMG are switched.

>>38711366
>Light loadout. Bring an automatic rifle with a simple ballistic vest.

>>38711366
>Light loadout. Bring an automatic rifle with a simple ballistic vest.
>THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A CAKEWALK GOOD GOD YOU PLEBS

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>>38711366
>Heavy loadout. Your biggest LMG and heaviest armor.

COME SASHA. IT IS TIME FOR WORK.

>>38711366
>Medium loadout. Bring a GPMG with some carapace armor.

Always strike balance

>>38711366
>Medium loadout. Bring a GPMG with some carapace armor.

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>>38711273

Still think it was such an odd move for Dennaton and Overkill to add Jacket to Payday 2. I like all the masks they're adding to the roster, though.

>>38711366

>Heavy loadout. Your biggest LMG and heaviest armor.

Go time, motherfuckers!

I was thinking for masks it'll be the see(shades), hear(headphones), speak(stiched mouth?) no evil monkey masks. while the mastermind with some thing different.

>>38711366
>Medium loadout.
Let's try to protect these morons, but let's leave the option of running away and leaving them for dead.

>>38711366
>Heavy loadout. Your biggest LMG and heaviest armor.

>>38711366
>>Heavy loadout. Your biggest LMG and heaviest armor.
Time to bring the heat.

>>38711366
>Medium loadout. Bring a GPMG with some carapace armor.

>>38711366
>Medium loadout. Bring a GPMG with some carapace armor.

>Suddenly, you hear a loud explosion.
Welp, this has gone like a balloon. Filled with lead.

>>38711366
>Heavy loadout

Also Thanatos + Locomotive best enforcer loadout

>>38711455
I like the way you think.

>>38711443
I hate jacket because he isn't up to dress code. Clover was bad enough without a tie.

>>38711366
>Medium loadout. Bring a GPMG with some carapace armor.

>>38711366
>Medium loadout. Bring a GPMG with some carapace armor.
A smart enforcer doesn't overburden themselves, lest they can't carry all the loot or the chainsaw they will inevitably obtain.

>>38711435
>Arm Slave-tier AP rifle
Good Lord.


I don't think even Sosuke in a Bonta-kun armor would use that.

>>38711366
>>Heavy loadout. Your biggest LMG and heaviest armor.

For a true enforcer there is only one answer.

>>38711366
>>Medium loadout. Bring a GPMG with some carapace armor.
>GODDAMNIT WHY?

>>38711366
>Medium loadout. Bring a GPMG with some carapace armor

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>>38711189
>Old Major
>Napoleon
>Squealer
>Minimus
Well played, anon. Well played.
>>38711366
>Light loadout. Bring an automatic rifle with a simple ballistic vest.
We're still new. We don't even HAVE that super fancy shit yet.

>>38711189
>That animal farm
inb4 we sell out to the cops

>>38711366
>>Heavy loadout. Your biggest LMG and heaviest armor.
>>38711535
we are loaded

>>38711366
>Light loadout. Bring an automatic rifle with a simple ballistic vest.

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>>38711040
>>38711094
>>38711189
>>38711192
Just posting more Lupin
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNxs_dYG0Ho

>>38711435
Is that a hand-cranked bolt?

>>38711435
Where does the bolt go? There's nowhere for it to retract and eject that round.
>>38711567
It's not just about money. It's about contacts, too.
Besides, it gives us something to work towards. If we start right out of the gate with all the gear we could want then there's no thrill of getting some new shit.

>>38711366
>Heavy loadout. Your biggest LMG and heaviest armor.
We're the muscle, we've gotta have the gear to boot.

I better hope we end up as masterforcer or techforcer, they're the only viable -forcer builds, anything else gets shredded on overkill.

Can't wait to see Carly's face when killdozers shows up.

>>38711779
Unless it's a Jigen-forcer it's a no from me man.

Gotta have that accuracy, ho!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAn37vgLA6g

>>38711779
Huh? Overkill is normal difficulty where you can get away with whatever. Not that ghostforcer is good.

>>38711366
>>Heavy loadout. Your biggest LMG and heaviest armor.

Bitches love cannons?

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>>38711779

>Killdozers with Saiga 12's
>Skulldozers toting around goddamn M249's

Shit like this drives me up the fucking wall, I swear to Christ. Nothing stops the fun more than seeing a fat man in an EOD suit toting around a machine gun.

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>>38711920
>Bitches love cannons?
I gave that wench a QF 17 pdr
Wenches adore the QF 17 pdr

>>38711963
I don't...

Am I the only one here who overkill is normal and dozers are trivial for? Shields are more annoying than dozers.

>>38711963
You know the really stupid shit?
EOD suits don't even DO that much against actual bullets. They protect against the pressure wave, heat, and shrapnel of an explosion, but rifle rounds will go clean through the fuckin' things because their are no plates, it's all soft.
I know it's a dumb thing to sperg about but there are basically NO vidya where you don't have that gay shit anymore, because everybody feels the need to do what cowadoody did.
By the way,
>dat Suzumi
Mmmmmmmmmmm, the things I would do to her...

>>38712054
It's not just you. I laugh dozers into the ground as master/ghost, just popping out of cover at point blank, emptying a revolver/Degal into their face plate or just minigunning them down.

Fuck shields

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>>38711366
Well, if you were going to go in, might as well go all the way. You don your heaviest body armor, giving you full body protection. You then pick up your favored LMG, Big Mama, capable of spitting out heavy 7.62mm rounds at ungodly rates.

You make to dash across the street when you suddenly remember that you needed to mask up. You were in a Nixon mood today.

With a mighty kick, you smash the boarded up storefront window and jump out into the street. Those few civvies who decided to stick around after the explosion, either not realizing it or too dumb to care, are convinced to finally beat it when they see a heavily armored and armed figure bounding at them. They immediately clear the street.

"What are you guys doing?!" You yell.

"The vault autolocked from the alarm! We're drilling it right now! We need five minutes!"

Wonderful. You survey the scene, looking for a good firing position. You didn't have a lot of time, considering you could already hear police sirens in the distance.

>Set up in the bank. You'll have plenty of cover in there.
>Set up in the street. Less cover, but you have more room to maneuver.
>Set up on the roof. Better firing position but vulnerable to attacks from above.
>Other

>>38712054
Oh jeez this. Dozers are manageable, especially if you got a good sniper, but they just fucking swarm you with fucking shields.

God I hate those bastards, one of the reasons I like toting sniper rifles.

>>38712160
>Set up in the street. Less cover, but you have more room to maneuver.
WHAT MORE COULD POSSIBLE GO WRONG

>>38712160
>>Set up in the bank. You'll have plenty of cover in there.
AMMO BAG HERE

>>38712160
>Set up in the bank. You'll have plenty of cover in there.

>>38712181
Or just have grenades on hand.

>>38712160
>Set up on the roof. Better firing position but vulnerable to attacks from above.
We have the high ground! Any chopper-droppers, we can just mow down as they rappel.

>>38712197
Grenades don't last long in my experience.

>>38712160
>Set up in the bank. You'll have plenty of cover in there.

Put as much between them and us as we can

>>38712160
>>Set up in the bank. You'll have plenty of cover in there.
Also, 7.62 is most likely a GPMG, not an LMG. GPMGs have a full sized rifle round, which 7.62 is. LMGs generally have an intermediate round, like 5.56 or 5.45.

>>38712160
>Set up in the bank. You'll have plenty of cover in there.

>>38712160
>Set up on the roof. Better firing position but vulnerable to attacks from above.

Best position since we are already discovered. The initial cops will be easy to mow down, once they bring in snipers or air support we can rotate down to the bank and then to the escape vehicle.

>>38712160
>>Set up in the bank. You'll have plenty of cover in there.

>>38712160
>bank
Here comes Big Papa Nixon to save the day! I hope the others are wear Frank, Ice, and Sam masks

>>38712160
>>Set up in the bank. You'll have plenty of cover in there.

Big Mama gonna teach these chillens respect.

By the way, why is a GPMG in the Medium loadout? GPMGs are bigger than LMGs.
Pic related is (from left to right) an M240B (a GPMG), an M249 (an LMG, and the 240Bs little brother), and an M16 (for size reference).
>>38712160
>Set up in the bank. You'll have plenty of cover in there.
GPMGs are best from a stable shooting position. Plus we can get somebody to AG for us.

>>38712160
>Set up on the roof. Better firing position but vulnerable to attacks from above.
If things get too hot just go down to the bank.

>>38712160
>Set up in the bank. You'll have plenty of cover in there.

>Kyaa~ It's a [Special]!

Remember to take hostages.

>>38712181
The new dozers on the hardest difficulty can be real goddamn rough. Shields you just need to set up in an "L" shape. Then no matter who they aim at someone will have a solid shot. Works great on the harvest bank map, actually.

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>>38712288
Aaaaaaand I forget my pic.

>>38712160
>Set up in the bank. You'll have plenty of cover in there.

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>>38712160
>>Set up in the bank. You'll have plenty of cover in there.

Set up and get ready to rock!

>>38712288
Frankly, he confused GPMGs and LMGs. Notice how we're firing a 7.62 round.

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>>38712269
>Frank, Ice, and Sam
>mfw

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>>38712160
>7.62
So, a PKM?
MOTHER RUSSIA SENDS HER REGARDS.
>The roof

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>>38712269
Dear god YES! This is my head cannon now.

So, is our team full girls doing cute heist things?
I dig it.

>>38712160
On the roof

>>38712514
>Cute girls doing x
Just another day in a Merc quest.

>>38712478
Or an M60.
Or an M240B.
Or literally ANY Warsaw Pact or NATO GPMG because because 7.62mm is just metric for .30 caliber, the most common full size rifle round diameter in use by the militaries of the world.

>>38712550
I love the merc quest.
Where are those armed girls drawn from?

>>38712550
Dunno if I'd call this exactly 'cute', though...

>>38712572
Don't crush my dreams, anon.

>>38712589
What's cuter than a heavily armed and armored girl wearing a Nixon mask?

>>38712573
Here's the pool man.
>http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=daito

>>38712621
Thanks man.

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>>38712589
Cute girls doing cute things

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>>38712160
Even with your heavy armor, you've condition yourself to be able to move reasonably well in it. Without stopping, you vault through one of the bank windows, sending glass shards flying everywhere and causing the civvies inside to squeal in terror.

"We got two minutes!" You yell as you mount your MG on the windowsill, pointing towards the expected approach the police would be taking. "Once you pop the vault just grab what you can go! We don't have time to be fancy with the deposit boxes!"

"Hey hey hey, who made you in charge?" Emil grunts.

"WHEN COPS REALIZED YOU GUYS WERE HERE." You bellow back.

At this point, you could see the first few police cars swerving around the corner. You take a deep breath and sight in. You could shoot now and keep them a farther distance away, but they'd definitely start calling in backup when they come under MG fire. On the other hand, you could let them come in closer and approach cautiously. It might buy you a few precious minutes.

>Fire at them now.
>Let them come in a bit closer.
>Other

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>>38712665
Cute girls doing Cute things

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>>38712682
>>Let them come in a bit closer.
>>38712684
Cute girls doing cute things.

>>38712682
>Let them come in a bit closer.

Close the net

>>38712682
>Let them come in a bit closer.
Take aim.

>>38712682
>Let them come in a bit closer.

>>38712682
Let them closer

>>38712682
>"Hey hey hey, who made you in charge?" Emil grunts.
>"WHEN COPS REALIZED YOU GUYS WERE HERE." You bellow back.

Its a great feeling as enforcer.

>Let them come in a bit closer.
More time always helps.

>>38712682
>Let them come in a bit closer.

>>38712682
>Let them come in a bit closer.

>>38712573
>the merc quest
You mean Guide's? Those girls are drawn by hetza.

>>38712710
no pls I know where this is going

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>>38712710
Cute girls doing cute things.

>>38712682
>Let them come in a bit closer.
Come on, COME TO MAMA

>>38712682
>Fire at them now.
Everyone's going to be calling in more cops when a machine gun starts firing. Might as well keep them as far back as possible.

>>38712751
PLS STOP

>>38712682
>Let them come in a bit closer.

>>38712751
Oi, stop that!

>>38712742
It was too late, Sergei. It was always too late.

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>>38712751
Fuckin' dutchko...

>>38712682
>Let them come in a bit closer.

>>38712682
>>Let them come in a bit closer.
we need time, to grab shit. Plus the way these chuckle fucks we're working with are going I'd rather not end up losing money on this heist because LMG bullets cost fucking money. I know we're in this for the thrill but it's the principle of the thing.

>>38712682
>Let them come in a bit closer.
then let hell rain loose.

>>38712682
>Let them come in a bit closer.

>>38712682
>Let them come in a bit closer.