>>38654575
Places I say things (like imminent threads): https://twitter.com/Predhack

The story to now: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Re:%20Lizard%20EX%20Quest

Character sheet (UPDATED): http://pastebin.com/dLa1ayJX

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>>38654575
>It's a brand new day and the sun is high. (go bask)

Praise the Sun!

On a side note have a gift from me Lamb.

>>38654575
>>It's a brand new day and the sun is high. (go bask)
>>Actually, where in the chicken coop are you?
we need our daily praising in first then we can notice other things... Oh and before you do head out see if you can see middle brother with the rest of your siblings.

>>38654575
>>All the birds are singing and they're gonna die (go hunt)
>>Actually, where in the chicken coop are you?

>>38654575
>actually, where in the chicken coop are you?

Weren't we outside on a beach

(Also woot, lizard quest!)

>>38654575
>It's a brand new day and the sun is high. (go bask)

>>38654575
Mild questioning followed by the sun
>writing

>>38654575
>>It's a brand new day and the sun is high. (go bask)

>>38654575
>Become Doctor Horrible

>>38654575
Hey lamb, I'm currently unable to shit up one of the other re quests due to a challenge of writing shameful lewd deaths by the OP that I was coerced into accepting, mind if I shit here up instead?

>>38654575
You swallow the last of a crow's foot and look take a moment to consider your surroundings. You have no idea where you are. You put the question to your siblings and are met with shrugs, though your middle brother, who appears to be moving as vigorously as he can without upsetting the remaining injuries on him, says something about a healer lady living here. So apparently auntie remembered where that healer she mentioned lived? That would explain why this place smells like a wet carpet from a house incontinent dogs and cats have been living in, that's been dragged through a field and then shat on by at least... four things. Auntie must have brought you all here after you fell asleep. Or you've been eggnapped by a particularly helpful eggnapper. Could be either.

The sun waits for you outside and you wander out the door to greet it. You'll deal with whatever as it comes. Today is a beautiful day and the weather is fine. The birds are even singing, but you figure you have your entire life to carry out a bloody campaign of bird-related violence. They get a pass. There's too much delicious sunlight. The healer's hut sits in a forest clearing that leads up to the edge of a cliff. It's almost perfectly placed to get maximum sun despite another higher cliff slightly to the east. Hurray for southern exposure, hurray for the sun. You find auntie on the cliff edge sunning herself next to a hideously old looking lizard lady. They're either dozing or basking, and the difference really just depends on what school of basking you belong to.

Below the cliff you see some forest and further south the beach is only a half mile or so away. Further back behind the hut the mountainous area it sits on extends further up, almost sheer in places extending east.

>Greet the auntie, then bask
>Talk to the auntie about things? <specify>
>Time for exploration!
>Check injuries
>Go back inside
>Other?

>>38655121
Meta Lizard points 5/5

>>38655246
There's another Re quest running? I thought REQM phoned in sick. Anyway I have no idea who you are, what you're talking about, or what saying yes would bring down on my head. But whatever do as you please if you bug me I'll yell at you or something.

>>38655369
>Greet the auntie, then bask

>>38655403
Someone started another re quest chain, also I didn't get that twitter message because of being on mobile so sorry. Also thank you for that update.

>>38655369
>Check Injuries
>Greet AUNTIE THEN BASK

>>38655403
5/5 , what we get?

>>38655246
You do realize that you can still shit it up there if you want.

We won't judge you.

Unless you don't deliver on the goods. Then Vadim and Sergi will need to see you regarding your kneecaps.

>>38655369
>Check injuries
>Time for exploration!

>>38655369
>Greet the auntie, then bask

>>38655369
>check injuries

>greet auntie than bask.

>>38655457
Help me lamb, only you can stop this

>>38655369
Didn't I have a big cut on me? Whatever. Sun.
>writing

>>38655369
>>Greet the auntie, then bask

>>38655403
>There's another Re quest running? I thought REQM phoned in sick
It's not running right now, but there's a snek-based quest too. Which is the one that Hue got dared on.

>>38655626
What do you want me to do? I don't even write lewds

>>38655369
>Greet the auntie, then bask
>Bask like we've never basked before
Hey, how heavy is THE ROCK OF EVERLASTING WARMTH? Is it possible to drag that sucker out to the cliff so we can double our basking?

>>38655626
Your struggling only makes it more fun, Hue...

So, when exactly are we being dumped off?
I thought we were going to be shunned at some point. not yet?

>>38655758
>THE ROCK OF EVERLASTING WARMTH
Dude, i think that's from our previous life

>>38655839
Before they return to the village, where news will likely break. Oddly enough, all we've shown is bioluminescence. Not actual fire ability as originally suggested. At worst, we can live with squids and communicate with them via that power.

>>38655635
Flopping down next to auntie you let our your standard greeting "hey" and do some pre-bask stretches. Tightness on your side reminds you that you had some injuries yesterday too. Craning your neck over your shoulder you can see that most of the white powdery seal has flaked off leaving a thing translucent scab that's mostly flaked off after last nights growth. The cut has sealed though and you see angry pink. Guess it's healing

Still there are more important tasks before you. Planting your legs you strike the First South Pose of the Basking School of the East. You let your mind drift and just focus on the sensation of the warmth of the sun. A gentle breeze blows in from the ocean filling your nose with the smell of salt and rotting fish. You feel a great calm as the sun's light almost seems to flow into you, faster than it would normally and you feel your body warm, thwarting the cruel breeze seeking to steal away your heat.

You sit basking for a long time. Quietly enjoying the company of auntie and the old lizard snoring on the other side of her.

>Bask until interrupted
>Go exploring, with auntie's permission
>Sneak away
>Go explore the lizard hut for cool things
>Try something magical <specify>
>Other?

>>38655758
The rock of everlasting warmth was big enough for an iguana to sit on. The fire stone you found is about the size of a pen and is knife shaped, you can carry it handily.

>>38655839
Either just before or just after you get home. That got derailed by injuries and auntie is in no hurry to send her favorite packing off into certain doom.

>>38656087
>>Try something magical <specify>
Resonate with the sun, show how we can glow and be hot

>>38656087
>Go explore the lizard hut for cool things
We're a lizard in a healer's hut. There's all sorts of weird things in jars. And jujus.

>>38656087
Did we gain light powers from excessive basking?
>explore the lizard hut for cool things

Maybe we will find more rocks of everlasting warmth!!

>>38656087
>>Try something magical <specify>
Attempt to enhance the heat being gathered from the sun, potentially by storing it within yourself
>And above all else Praise the sun

>>38656087
>Go explore the lizard hut for cool things

also when we get older and bigger can we use the RoEW with our crow pendent to create a talisman of everlasting warmth? You know just a neckless that keeps the wearer warm.

>>38656087
Roll a d100 for attempting to do some magic
Then we'll go explore the house

>>38656087
>>Go explore the lizard hut for cool things

>>38656356

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>38656356

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>38656356

>>38656379
Ignore him he's drunk

>>38656379
Fuck

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>38656356

Nat 100 go!

>>38656389
>>38656398
It's best of three isn't it?

>>38656389
Motherfucker......

>>38656408
>>38656389
>>38656379
Triple fuck

>>38656356
>writing

>>38656438
So, are we bursting into flame, or...

>>38656438
Here's to hoping 100 was become a sun and 1 is fireball

>>38656356
You interrupt your basking and subtly sneak back to the hut, who knows what kinda of interstitial magical basking devices lie inside... Wandering in you immediately notice a treasure chest in the corner. Strange... That wasn't there earlier... You attempt to open the treasure chest and find it unlocked but stuck, struggling, you put your back into opening it when it suddenly gives way, revealing sharp teeth and a large tongue. You don't even have time to yelp before being pulled in. Minutes later you are fully digested, only your discarded fire stone as proof of your existence.

>reroll character

>>38656546
Vore is supposed to last longer when written

>>38656664
God damn it I can't write a vore teamed smut death for the life of me. Besides... Dare you enter my mimical realm?

>>38656438
Warmth from the sun reminds you that you were playing sun last night when you fell asleep. You still don't know how magic works or how to perform it but no lizard ever accomplished anything by letting a lack of knowledge stop him. You focus your mind and try to do some magicky stuff. Nothing really happens. You even try communing with the sun but all you really get is the general pleasure you normally get from basking in the sun's glory and beneficence. You do feel exceedingly well warmed though.

There's nothing to be gained by hanging around here further so you decide to go poke around the old lizard's house while she's asleep. You're pretty sure auntie dozed off too. It's rather hard to tell, she may just need to sun longer since she's bigger.

Inside the house you're greeted by a line of siblings sitting just inside the door, apparently too lazy to actually step out of the building and get properly into the sun they've stopped in the first place sunlight hit them and begun basking. The result is a five lizard pileup in the doorway. You squeeze past without comment.

The walls of this building are festooned with hooks and shelves covered in all manner of things, mostly stinky things. Dried bits of various animals hang from he wall, tufts of some er or another bound in string and left on a shelf and small lidded bowls, the faint odors from which make you recoil in horror.

Near one of the back walls you find a chest, and after a moment levering it open you find it to be full of various sized cauldrons and pots. There's a fire pit in the room with a strange metal grate hanging over it that looks like it can be raised or lowered to preference. This is a lot more boring than you were expecting. If the lizard has any cool valuables she apparently hides them in places young lizards won't find them easily.

>Trying eating a random ingredient
>Try to reapply your powder bandage
>Bored now, back outside
>Other?

>>38656752
You're like if God spilled a person

>>38656759
>Try to reapply your powder bandage

>>38656771
should I be touched or offended by this?

>>38656759
>>Try to reapply your powder bandage
>>Bored now, back outside
No jujus?
No shrunken heads?
No jars with weird things in them?
What kind of healer IS this?

>>38656759
>try eating a random ingredient

We can become the beetles we eat the right thing.

>>38656830
I think you should be spilled
>>38656759
>Bored now, back outside

>>38656759
>Bored now, back outside

>>38656830
I'll touch you...

>>38656939
Tripp, what are you doing, no tripp go home ,you're drunk

>>38656546
>>38656664
Damn hue, you suck at it.

>>38656759
d100 to find and apply powder

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>38657074

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>38657074
Blood for the blood god.

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>38657074

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>38657074
huehuehue

>>38657099
Not how you're doing it.

>>38657108
>rolled 34

>R 34

>Rule 34

God damn it, web the dice gods demand it.

>>38657074
Alright >writing
I'm having a hard time ignoring this book that just arrived in the mail. I really wanna read it. I swear it'd be good reference for writing monster ladies.

>>38657155
Please no more

>>38657155
Even the dice gods*
Damn auto correct

>>38657155
I will have to put that one on my special rules table

>>38657157
You poke around the jars a bit more, braving one lid to see what's inside and finding dried fruit or something that smells like flesh for some reason. After sniffing around you find a jar of the white powder auntie was using last night. Your cut appears to be healing but that's no reason to risk it, you spit into your hand and feel along your would with it before tamping on the powder like auntie did last night. When you're finished you've got a thin layer of white visible over your shoulder without a lot of extra leftover. It looks good to you anyway.

now you're bored though, so you head back outside. As you pass the sibling pile you see that it has since collapsed at least once and your younger siblings are actually outside the hut sunning now.

>Exploration!
>Go hunt a thing
>Talk to folks <specify>
>Practice something? <what and how?>
>other?

>>38657467
>Go hunt a thing

>>38657467
>Exploration!

>>38657467
>>Go hunt a thing
BIRDS
THE TIME HAS COME

>>38657467
>Go hunt a thing

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>>38657467
>hunt a thing

>>38657467
>Go hunt a thing

>>38657467
>>Go hunt a FLOCK OF BIRDS

>>38657467
Let's go find food. It's good practice for later.

>Invite a sibling? <specify which>
>Bring weapon and shield?
>Tell auntie where you're going?

>>38657798
>Bring weapon and shield?

>>38657798
>>Invite a sibling? <specify which>
Oldest brother.
Bring gear
Tell auntie.

>Invite a sibling? <specify which>
Didn't we say we'd go hunting with that one brother?
>Bring weapon and shield?
Yes
>Tell auntie where you're going?
Yes

>>38657798
Good enough. Bring the things tell the aunt
>writing

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>>38657565
I'll leave this here for later use

>>38657533
FFFFFFFUCK BIRDS.

>>38658113
You older brother is near the back and bottom of the sun pile and you vaguely recall promising to drag him along on the next hunt you do. Friendly prodding gets his attention.

"Hey."

"Hey."

"I'm gonna go hunt, wanna come?" you ask. You are nothing if not a straightforward lizard. Your other siblings cast an eye at your interaction but none of them seem interested in leaving the sun soaked clearing. Except your middle brother but you're pretty sure he's not allowed to do strenuous things.

Older brother looks conflicted though. He looks at you then shoots a look at your middle brother then back. His hesitation is clear. Still he seems to want to come.

"I'll think about it."

"Okay," you tell him, "I need to go tell auntie and get my stuff so you can stay here and decide."

You leave him thinking and wander over to auntie. She's apparently woken up and is chatting with the old lizard but stops at your approach.

"What is it little one?"

"Gonna go hunt," you tell her.

"Oh? And where were you planning to do that?" she asks.

You had not thought of that yet.

>The area behind the house going up into the mountain.
>The forest below the cliff
>The beach is right there
>Poking around the cliffes east of here might be fun

>>38658363
>>The forest below the cliff
or
>The beach is right there

>>38658363
>The beach is right there

Seagull blood will be spilled this night. Fuck Seagulls.

>>38658363
>>The forest below the cliff

>>38658363
>>The forest below the cliff

>>38658363
>The forest below the cliff
We're good a climbing.

>>38658363
Going down
>writing

>Mention brother's reticence to auntie y/n?

>>38658606
Y. If he doesn't want to come we aren't going to make him.

>>38658606
>>38658606
>Y not

>>38658606
y

>>38658606
"Down there," you point down the cliff at the forest. It should be full of stuff to play with.

"I see. Are you that hungry?" auntie asks, "You still have food from yesterday if you want it."

"Nah," you shake your head, "Just bored."

"Hoho," she laughs into a claw, "You're going to be as bad as your mother."

"Why? What did she d- AH!" You're interrupted by something pull on your tail and lifting you into the air. You turn to see the old lizard looking you over, focusing on your side.

"Oh. This is very good," she tells you, "It's not really necessary but I was going to give you another anyway. Better safe than sorry."

"Um, hey?" you answer awkwardly.

"This is Dona," aunties says, "She is one of the healers, though she mostly stays out here herself unless she's needed. She likes to visit the humans sometimes."

"They're funny," the old lizard agrees, putting you down. "And they don't mind an old lizard like me watching them run around like the world is ending."

"Where are my things?"

Auntie points at a pile on one side of the hut and you recognize aunties bag and equipment.

"Are you going down alone then?" auntie asks.

"Dunno." You look over at yours siblings who are spreading across the sun dappled clearing at the speed of molasses, "Hey listen, I invited older brother but I think maybe he doesn't want to go. He likes hunting and he didn't do well yesterday, why wouldn't he come?"

"Ah hm," Nanny scratches her chind idly as she considers, "He strikes me as the responsible sort who maybe take themself too seriously. He probably feels responsible for what happened to your other brother and wants to make sure he's alright."

"Why?"

"Because he's the oldest."

"Why does that matter?"

"It wouldn't to most lizards, but every lizard is different," auntie shrugs.

"Weird."
[1/2]

>>38659043
[2/2]
Auntie nods. "If you're going to insist on hunting at least take it easy. You are not entirely well yourself, however well you might be healing."

You grab your gear and look over at your bro again.

>Encourage him to come
>Encourage him to stay

What are we hunting in the forest today?
>Birds
>Small mammals
>Crabs
>Other?

>>38659073
>Small mammals
>Encourage him to come

Rolled 17, 18, 29 = 64 (3d100)

>>38659073
>>Small mammals
>Don't encourage him one way or the other

>>38659073
>Encourage him to come
>Small mammals

>>38659073
>Small mammals
>your call bro i'm going either way.

>>38659073
>>Small mammals
>>Encourage him to stay

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>38659073
Looks like we'll extend the invite again but not push. And then we hunt wabbits.
>writing

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>38659381
Unpronouncable crow sword in hand you're ready to go. Your brother doesn't appear to have come to a conclusion but as you approach he gets up.

"Can't spend all day sunning," he grunts, "Maybe we'll find something everyone will like."

You want to rescind your invitation after hearing him spot heresy but he's young, you can forgive him. Maybe. The side of the cliff proves no barrier to lizard climbing as you lead your brother down it. It's not a short climb and for a bit you worry some interprising bird will notice you and pick you off but nothing of concern happens.

At the bottom your brother stops you before you can wander off into the woods.

"How do you want to do this?"

>Active hunt find odor, sneak up, chase down
>Herd something into each other
>Trap building?
>Ambush hunt <no bait>
>Other?

>>38659776
>Herd something into each other
You're the hammer i'm the anvil.
Wait what does that mean?

>>38659776
>Active hunt find odor, sneak up, chase down

>>38659776
>Herd something into each other

>>38659776
Herding takes it. Gimme 2d100 and a d10

Rolled 31, 86 = 117 (2d100)

>>38660094

Rolled 39, 30 = 69 (2d100)

>>38660094

Rolled 41, 14 = 55 (2d100)

>>38660094

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>38660094

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>38660094

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>38660094
Our dice are not nice

>>38660154
>>38660155
>>38660163
Damn spiders, stealing all the good rolls

>>38660094
8... HAH. I got this.
>writing

We find a demon bunny.

>>38660302
...
Screw it I"m tossing it out and writing something else out of spite.

>>38660279
Nah Lamb, someone rolled a 2 before the 8? Or is this best of 3 as well?

>>38660427
Is it mimics?

>>38660430
I missed the 2. That makes this still interesting.

Also there was never a demon bunny I'm a liar.

>>38660471
After a quick conference you and your brother decide that you'll track down something fuzzy and delicious and you'll chase it toward him. He suggested he do the sneaking parts but his first attempt was so bad you decided to let him stick to the more murder oriented end of things.

A half an hour later you've found the entrances to an old rabbit warren. You're not sure there are still rabits living in there but something with four legs walked in and out of these holes a lot. You get your brother set up at one exit and quietly clog or collapse all the others you could find but his and one for you. Looking down the hole you consider how to do this. Herding can still work but your weapons won't really work in the hole, though you're pretty sure you'll fit with fairly little digging.

>Down the rabbit hole seeing your friend eaten is scary
>Noises into the hole and slowly move in
>Try and make a fire to toss down
>As above but with magic this time
>Other?

>>38660756
>As above but with magic this time

>>38660756
>As above but with magic this time

SMOKE 'EM OUT

>>38660756
>down the rabbit hole

Inb4 we are lizards in wonderland

>>38660756
>>As above but with magic this time
>>38660756

>>38660756
>>As above but with magic this time

>>38660756
Alright. We're trying magic again. Gimme a 2d100

Rolled 17, 80 = 97 (2d100)

>>38660950
DICE!!!

Rolled 75, 81 = 156 (2d100)

>>38660950

Rolled 25, 57 = 82 (2d100)

>>38660986

>>38660993
Nice

>>38660986
>>38660993
>>38661030
nice, hope the DC wasn't obscenely high.

>>38660993

We might actually do something today.

Maybe a flashlight.

>>38661094
Well, You know that we are going to keep trying till something works, so It really makes no sense delaying that by making the DC high.

We want to praise the sun Dangit.

>>38661094
Obscenely, you lack even informal education and are basically shooting in the dark. Don't worry plan fire magic can still succeed
75,81
>writing

>>38661150
>DC is higher to turn it off

>>38661150
You set up a bunch of sticks and flammable detritus in the hole. You'll smoke whatever is in there out. You put a claw on it and think warm thoughts. Nothing happens. You try thinking of different warm thoughts. Finally you get frustrated and just start hitting the the sticks with your fire stone. You nearly drop the rock down the hole when it bursts into flame, instead you drop it outside the hole, but not without starting your fire. Your hand feels a bit warm but you don't think you burned it. You watch the fire for a bit til you're sure it's got a good burn going before covering the exit with a rock. Then you join your brother at the other exit after reclaiming your fire stone.

Small dribbles of smoke are coming out so you think it's working. Then the tide of furry bodies come. Fat brown rats come pouring out of the hole, led by a bristly grey rat that seems the wrong color for just grey fur. You and your brother leap into action. You manage to get fangs around the grey one's head and twist your own attempting to pop its head off. Beside you your brother does similar to another overlarge rat.

He's met with more success than you as something bites at the inside of your mouth. On reflex you open up and the grey rat flies a short distance away. It rolls to its feet and bristles visibly. Looking at it though there are actual bristles of shinier looking material along its back and body poking out like needles and glinting in the minimal sunlight.

>Leave the weird rat, plenty more coming out of the hole
>Oh, that is cool. You have to eat that.
>Throw a rock at it. (not your good rock)
>Other?

>>38661548
>Oh, that is cool. You have to eat that.

>>38661548
>Oh, that is cool. You have to eat that.

>>38661548
>>Oh, that is cool. You have to eat that.

>>38661548
>>Oh, that is cool. You have to eat that.

>>38661548
>>Oh, that is cool. You have to eat that.

Grey rat is a porcupine, yes?

>>38661548
>Oh, that is cool. You have to eat that.

Magic rat! Magic rat!

>>38661548
GET IN MAH BELL-EH!
Roll me a 1d100 and if you have a suggestion how to fight the bastard I may use it and modify diffculty. Bro is currently busy biting the heads off the other rats.

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>38661803
Shield up Wait for it to charge, smash the head with our weapon.

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>38661803
Use the fire stone and cook this rat

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>38661803
For the Unconquered Sun!

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>38661803
Attack his legs and then try to flip him over.

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>38661803
Bodyslam it, and get it where the pointy bits aren't

>>38661864
Nice

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>>38661864
So I guess he's slightly overcooked.

>>38661803
95... alright that works...
>writing

>>38661960
Can we bask on him afterwards?

>>38661960
You look at the rat. The rat look at you. You charge and battle is joined. The rat plunges in at your claw and you try to bat it away with your crab shield. It dips at the last moment and you have to swing with you sword. Instead of being thrown away the rat clings to the unedged side you hit it with and you have to release it to avoid a nasty bite. Your weapon flies away and you find yourself facing the rat down again.

It surges forward again, trying to push you back away from the rat hole and you manage to get your shield inbetween you. You claw finds your fire stone where you tucked it into the harness auntie made you to attach equipment too. It thankfully doesn't come aflame in your hand. You kinda need it on fire though as the blade on it is ornamental and not at all sharp.

The rat, sensing weakness darts in to attack again. You throw the knife in a panic as it suddenly light on fire. The airborne rat has no chance as it's skewered and pinned to a tree by the burning knife.

>Try to recover rat and rock
>Help bro, there are still some rats in the hole
>start collecting dead rats, the rock has to go out eventually
>Other?

>>38662455
>>Try to recover rat and rock

>>38662455
>Help bro, there are still some rats in the hole

>>38662455
>Try to recover rat and rock

>>38662455
>>Try to recover rat and rock

>>38662455
>Help bro, there are still some rats in the hole

>>38662455
>>Try to recover rat and rock

>>38662455
You should probably take the rock out before you don't have rat left to eat...
>writing

>>38662633
The rat lets out little angry squeals for several seconds as the rock continues to burn cheerily in its flesh. Non-metallic fur catches fire as well and you stare transfixed until the rat stops moving. The rock still burns.

You find a stick and start trying to wiggle the rock out of the rat without touching it. Your stick catching fire isn't helpful but eventually the rock and rat fall free, either because of your efforts or the rock just burning a hole in the tree big enough to fall out of. Either way the rock goes out once it's free of the rat, and you see the rat let out a last long breath before going still for the last time. You collect both rat and rock. The tree is still on fire.

>Put that out.
>It's green wood it'll go out, help bro
>Try making a sack to carry all these rats in
>Other?

>>38662787
>It's green wood it'll go out, help bro
if not we can cook on it later.

>>38662787
>>It's green wood it'll go out, help bro

>>38662787
>Put that out.

>>38662787
>>Put that out.

>>38662787
>It's green wood it'll go out, help bro

>>38662787
>>It's green wood it'll go out, help bro
Whats the worst that could happen? (Bad End Inc)

>>38662787
That fire will be fine. There are rats to kill
>writing

>>38662964
You stow your spoils and recover your weapon. The fight was short but the short look you got at the chicken sized rat's body showed glistening teeth and nails that would probably have upset your day.

Your brother appears to have the rats well in hand. Two or three get free for everyone he kills but his strategy of biting them by the head and flicking them so the head comes off seems to be working for preventing injury. Wading in with you macuahuitl and your own teeth you figure you can help clean out what's left. A minute or two later the tide of rats has stopped and you have to spend time tracking down the corpses that got a little more loft when their head came off than either of you intended. All told you end up with an easy 30 or so rats. Most of them are even big for rats, or huge. Only one other matches your chicken sized monster though, and it isn't shiny. Its head popped off like the others. Neither of you are injured, more than you were to begin with anyway, but you're both covered in rat juices. You think you're going to need a bath.

The tree is still on fire...

>That's it for tonight guys. I've been struggling for the last couple hours so I think I need to call it. Hope there was something enjoyable in there.
>Next thread Monday unless I find out my Saturday plans are cancelled.
>I'll be around for any questions and the like

SKILL UP: Lizard Medic, Meta-Iguana, Lizard Combat
8 levels gained

>>38663183
Thanks for running!

>>38663183
What does Meta-Iguana get us?

>>38663368
Nobody knows... its a mystery even to us...

>>38663183
Did we just make smokey the bear cry?

>>38663510
No, auntie murdered him yesterday.

>>38663368
I was going to tell you but then >>38663405 entertained me

Is the thread archived yet?

>>38667076
Indeed