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I am Daniel Speltin, top tier waste of potential and mid tier student, all round unimportant person about town.


Another day of class, and Mr Oniz is still giving me deathstares, taking every chance to point out my failures as a student. What the hell did I even do?

The class feels a lot emptier than I noticed before, Nej and his insufferable cunts still surround me on every side, but a lot of people are missing; Sheen and his two not girlfriends for one, Joey Joe and Ken; the two karate spergs from the back row are also missing, hell even Jerry, that creepy time travelling fuck is gone.

Nej whistles some grating tune under his breath, just quiet enough to avoid being told off but loud enough to piss me off.

After my fifth failed question of the afternoon, I feel my phone buzz. Waiting for Oniz to look away, I pull it out, reading the text message from an unknown number.

'Meet me on the school roof after skool. Come alone. Tell no1'

Huh. I turn the screen off as the final bell rings. I try to duck the daily ritual, but Nej's backpack slams into the back of my head again, as he hurries off.

Casting an eye about, I notice Rosa and Mia talking to each other at the latter's desk, Avery yawning as she wakes up from her afternoon class nap.

>Go to the roof, alone
>Other
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>>38581017
>Ask if either of them recognize the number
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>>38581017
>text back

Y
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>>38581017
>Grab Nej and tell him to knock it off with that backpack bullshit. We've put up with it for a while, but it really needs to stop.
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>>38581017
>Go to the roof, alone
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>>38581017
>Text back
Try anything and my people will find you.
>head up alone.
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>>38581017
>Tell everyone, then go to the roof.
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>>38581017
>Go to the roof, alone
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Guys, it's the Villain society. They want us for our man juice. They'll take it by force if they have to, but would prefer our cooperation.
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>>38581017
Send girls texts that you are meeting someone, and that if you are not back, that you are fucked.

This sounds suspicious.

We probably gonna get beaten up, or blackmailed.
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>>38581136
They will threaten our family. The rich pomp fucker fro Rosa's party will be there.
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>>38581136
I have trouble taking someone who spelt it "skool" seriously as a threat.
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>>38581156
So you wouldn't see Clair as a threat then?
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I pocket my phone and slip out before the others can notice, heading to the staircase. On the way up, I text the girls that if I don't come back from the roof then I'm in trouble.

I take a deep breath, before opening the roof door, stepping out into the blustery wind, early autumn heat beating down on me, loose leaves skittering about.

No one seems to be up here. That is until....

I slam into the floor stomach first, feeling someone lying atop me, small hands pin my arms to the floor, and they're sitting over my legs, stopping me from struggling effectively , as I try to throw whoever it is off.

"Hey lover." Claire croons in my ear, lying flat on my back. "Guess who's back in top form?"

I twist and crane my neck, staring up at her smooth tanned skin, free of the burn and pock marks that had traced her face in the hospital bed.

"Like I said, can't keep a Miller down." She grins, still keeping me pinned to the floor, "Not like a Speltin kid though. You lot are so bullyable, it's great."

"You're an asshole for doing all this, let me up." I grunt, trying to twist in her grip.

"Oh? And why should I do that?" She smiles, lying back down on top of me again.

>Write in
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>>38581190
Only to our innocence.
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>>38581196
"I'll tell you how Avery likes it."
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>>38581196
Seconding >>38581207
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>>38581190
>answers phone
Oh hey nigga, dis you. You called it.
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>>38581196
"I don't know, you haven't seen MT have you?"
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>>38581196
Huh. When did she get a new phone?
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>>38581207
This.
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>>38581268
I'm more surprised about how comprehensible that text message was.
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>>38581196
"I'll tell you how Avery likes it."
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>>38581293
You know, I noticed that too. Wasn't her text before barely readable at best?
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So what's up with Mr Oniz anyways?
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>>38581305
I think he knows about us and Gutla, whom I think he was crushing on. He feels NTRed
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"If you do, I can tell you how Avery likes it?" I offer hopefully.

Claire hums in consideration, "Oooh, you got her too, huh? Nice work, even if I did soften her up for you." She slaps my ass, squeezing roughly, "Did she stick her stick in your slot?" She giggles, before pinning my arm again.

"Nope, turns out Avery wanted to be on the receiving end." I tell her, "And what's the deal with the mystery phone number anyways?"

Claire shrugs, "Used dad's when I got checked out, it has spellcheck. Ooooh, speaking of which....." She rolls off me, onto her back and roots around in her bra for a second, "Here's the remaining money, after the fees."

She tosses a small bundle of notes on my chest, which I count out, not trusting her math. I separate the notes into hundred dollar piles "Eight hundred bucks, huh?" She shrugs, "Well, at least we could cover it, plus we have more left over than I've ever had in my hands before."

Claire grunts, "So what're we gonna do with it then?"

>Give Claire half the money, she did save our lives
>Give Avery half of what's left
>Other
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>>38581315
All he needs to do is ask to use our boipucci.
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>>38581317
>Give Claire half the money, she did save our lives
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>>38581317
Buy lunch for the gang then split it three way between us, Claire and Avery
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>>38581317
Tear the money up in a fit of madness; laugh in Claire's face.
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>>38581317
3 way split.

Also get massage shower head(+ setup parts).
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>>38581317
>>38581376
This. Except no japanese/chinese restaurants. There are ninjas there.
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>>38581317
>250 between Danny, Clair, and Avery
>last 50 goes to the Video game club dinner later tonight
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>>38581388
We could get pizza, and do the whole penis in a pizza box joke to Claire?
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>>38581418
That doesn't really sound very funny.
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>>38581440
Its a porn classic, old as naughty school girl outfit.

Hard to find SFW pics of it tho.
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>>38581472
>penis in a pizza box joke
Yeah, but this is Claire we're talking about here.
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"We can buy everyone dinner, then split the rest between you, me and Av, sound good?"

Claire shrugs, "Sure, I guess. I say we get pizza."

I shudder at the thought of Claire being allowed to order pizza, visions of capsicum haunting my mind. "Nah. Thai?"

She shakes her head, "Thai gives me indigestion."

"You don't know what indigestion is." I point out, "You're just saying it cos you hate green curry."

She nods, "Exactly. I dunno, Indian?"

"Sure." I roll up to my feet, offering a hand to pull her up, before kissing her on the forehead, "And I'm glad you're out. It's just not the same without my pet bulldyke at my side."

Claire snickers and elbows me in the ribs, heading towards the door, clomping down the stairs with the grace of an elephant, bouncing off the far wall on the stair landing and continuing down.

We reach the bottom of the stairs to find the others all clustered around the staircase, sagging in relief as I follow Claire back down, greeting the tomboy as she jumps the last three steps, intentionally crashing to the floor, then rolling upright with a 'TADA!' A bloody scrape on her chin instantly sealing itself shut. "I'm FUCKING INVINCIBLE!"

Mia and Rosa rush to hug her, Avery hanging back, waving casually, as I reach the bottom step.

"Guess what? Danny's treating everyone to dinner out of his share of the money leftover too!" Claire adds, causing the others too smile appreciatively at you.

That wasn't the agreement you sneaky bitch.

>Invite Marie along too.
>Just for that, Claire can pay
>Other
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>>38581512
"Claire, don't be so modest. She agreed to pay for dinner, everyone, she's just trying to look tough. Oh, and Av, here's your share of the leftover dosh."
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>>38581512
>invite marie along too
>question claire about magical cat
We still have to work our "save everyone" plan.
Our checklist:
Warforged anti-powers paladin
Sexbots to villains
Teaching MT the power of LOVE
Using the government
Anything more?
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>>38581512
>Invite Marie along too.
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>>38581512
Okay, we get a bigger share then.
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>>38581512
>Indian?
You mean diarrhea on a plate?
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>>38581561
What? Indian is the best!
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>>38581512
>Invite Marie along too.
Also tell Claire about the Rose situation.
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>>38581575
Indian food tastes like Asian "chefs special", and has the flame ass of Mexican food.

Idk some people like it I guess.
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>>38581539
Using our dick to stop the loli vampires, milfy witches, and anti spirals?
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>>38581575
Maybe the best in a pig trough?

I don't think it's meant to be eaten by people.
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>>38581512
>Invite Marie along too.
Make sure that it gets fluffed as a "Video Game Club Activity" so she doesn't get in trouble.
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>>38581592
I don't know what you've been eating?

>>38581606
It's just a bunch of spicy grease with some food suspended in it.
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>>38581603
Yeah, but we don't have to put that on the list.
We just have to remember washing our dick with holy water.
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>>38581671
Yeah, and nothing else besides flavorless bread with a spoonful of fried okra/stuffing. A SPOONFUL of that stuff isn't enough for that two foot long piece of bread they give you! and then you try eating the meat out of the grease with that rice they give you. The rice is pretty good by itself. then you discover that they didn't fucking debone the meat.

Overall, Indians are stupid, and their food sucks. Eat at a burger joint instead.
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"Mmmm." I grunt non committally, planning on giving Claire a smaller cut. "Wait here a minute and I'll invite Marie along too."

I head out towards the the small room at the back of the school that technically classifies as Marie's office, late afternoon heat still radiating off the thin tin walls. "Come in!" Marie invites when I knock. "Oh Dan-iel. Can I help with something?"

Marie is fanning herself in the sweltering heat of the room, sitting behind her desk, Mr Oniz standing in front of her, glaring at me.

I glance at Mr Oniz, before bullshitting a response, "I- uhhh, we have our meeting for the videogame club today, Ms Gutla, I thought I'd come doublecheck that you were coming to it."

Marie nods quickly, "That- yes, sorry, Mr Oniz and I were just talking about-"

"Nothing at all." He cuts in, "By the way, Speltin." He spits my name out. "You were absent the other day, without ever giving a reason why. And you seemed in perfect health when you showed up the next day. Funny that, isn't it?" He walks out past me, Marie sighing in relief.

"He means well... but he can be a bit s-scary too." She stammers out. "So what are we doing?"

I gesture for her to follow out, telling her about dinner on the way to the front of school, she nods happily, but insists on paying for her own, 'As an employed woman.'

We meet up with the others and head off, Claire telling us how when MT showed up at her hospital room once she'd healed, she punted the cat into a wall, before it blinded her and ran off. Rosa nods approvingly. "So how come Eri isn't invited?" Claire demands, falling back to walk with me at the back of the group.

"Pretty sure she's at class til late on Wednesday." I point out.

>Call Eri along anyway
>Tell Claire about Mrs Mishones blessing
>Other
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>>38581702
Sounds like a shitty restaurant.
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>>38581721
>Other
Text Erica in case she's in class.
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>>38581721
>Might as well send her a text, in case she's got time.
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>>38581721
>Tell Claire about Mrs Mishones blessing
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>>38581721
>Other
Just give her a message and buy something to bring back for her.
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>>38581815
This, no need to attract attention.
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>>38581809
Would be a great idea to bring it up.
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>>38581875
Bringing it up right now seems kind of pointless, but whatever.
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I whip my phone out and send her a message, asking if she wants to join us.

'Nah. Uni til nine. Buy me something though. Will return favour.' I ask what she wants, and like a terrible human being, she asks for; 'Butter chicken'

I shake my head and pocket my phone, following into the small restaurant. The place is small and kind of grimy looking, but I remember the food being good and cheap, considering it's where Claire had her last birthday.

Everyone orders something different to split, Avery and Marie sitting opposite us, Mia and Rosa opposite the wall Claire is grinning at Avery, who's staring upwards, biting her lip and twitching every so often, Marie blushing and staring determinedly at me, "So Danny, this class that you skipped, was this, ummm, when Claire got injured?"

"Yeah that day, Avery bailed on the end of class too, but Claire stuck around for practice for a while."

Marie nods slowly, "Well... Mr Oniz really doesn't like students he thinks are breaking the rules... just try not to avoid him please."

Avery grunts and sighs, her fork clattering to her plate, as Claire smiles to herself, sitting up straighter in her chair again. Under the table, I see Claire slip her shoe back on.

Avery blushes as her eyes refocus, noticing everyone staring at her. "Umm-" She clears her throat. "I'll be in the bathroom... need to... clean."

She quickly hurries away, Claire winking at me. "What? I figured she was fair game now?" She leans in close, walking her fingers up my arm. "Your not gonna be a little whiny baby about sharing her are you?"

Again, Marie coughs and tries to strike up conversation with Mia, quickly shoving naan in her mouth

>Write in
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>>38581957
>'Butter chicken'
Guys, I think we should reconsider this whole 'incest' thing. I just don't think it's working out.

>Mention to Claire it's been at least a month since we fucked in a public bathroom.
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>>38581957
"Nah, not that. But Av's shy in public, likes to keep up her " tough girl" appearance. She's more open to stuff in private. So no sex in public restrooms, unlike a certain pinkie girl we know."
Stroke Rosa's thigh under the table.
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>>38581957
Yeah. I have never had Indian food.

So long as she doesn't mind being shared it's all good. Maybe we should go help her clean up.
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>>38581957
"I'm not complaining, try not to go too crazy though, I'm not sure she appreciates that."
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>>38582038
I like this. Let Av come to Claire in her own time.
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>>38581957
She is a bit shy, don't overdo it. Also get her permission first.

We should go "help" Av clean up.
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"I'm not complaining, but I don't think Av's really into that stuff. Likes to keep her 'tough girl' thing going in public. Maybe you could ask before you molest her in public next time."

Claire gives me a wry smile, "But that just takes all the fun out of it."

"Jesus, and you said I was rapey." I shake my head, catching sight of four members of the Shining Miracle Super Force getting beat up by a swarm of dudes in the street, before turning back to Claire, "I really don't think you get to call me that anymore."

Claire just tweaks my nose with a "Boop." in way of response, while Mia talks about how her mum's holding up, Mike apparently having finagled her a robot helper from Mishone Corp.

Rosa intertwines her fingers with mine now, breaking out into a sunny smile, "Oh Claire, guess what? My parent's gave Danny the okay! Now I don't have to marry some doucheass I don't love."

Claire nods, "Cool, after that private room in the hospital, I could get use to living on Mishone dollars." I nudge her in the ribs to shut her up. "What? I got a private nurse, and real steak for dinner everynight. I ate better than I ever did at home."

Rosa smiles, "Glad to help, not to mention getting the doctors out of your hair about powers.

Claire shovels some lamb into her mouth, "I'll say, hell no am I going on a list like Dad did." She waves a finger about, "They find out, I'm probably followed around for the rest of my life cos I have 'evil genes' or something. That or they find out about Danny and use him as a superpower milking machine."

Dinner passes quietly, Avery returning after a while, still blushing, yet smiling. I pay for it out of an equal share of everyone's money, splitting the rest between Avery Claire and I. Carrying Eri's dinner in a bag, Rosa says she has to go home and Marie has a lot of work to do at home. Claire insists on getting back to exercise, and Avery and Mia both seem cool follow whoever.

>Write in
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>>38582300
go get fit with Claire, Avery and Mia can come too.

Or should that be cum too.
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>>38582300
Get fit with Avery and Claire. Mia comes for.. uhh.. "Emotional support."

Don't forget to get Eri her abomination.
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>>38582300
Hang out with Avery and Mia, go see Mia's mum?
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>>38582318
I don't know who you are. Or where you are from. But in this moment. I think you're a pretty cool dude.
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>>38582300
>Go watch Claire get fit
"Hey av you still homeless. Cause you can stay with us for,however long you need."
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>>38582300
Well, Claire is back, so might as well join her, Avery and Mia can do whatever.
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>>38582300
Talk to Claire about the BS that's going on with Queen whatsherface. We need to find out if her dad knows the woman, and why she's doing this.
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>>38582300
>Claire eats steak in the hospital
Hey Claire can you name a word starting with the letter f?
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>>38582300
Talk about evil cat. Maybe ask Mr. Miller.
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I grab Eri's abomination of a dinner and head back home with Claire, Mia and Avery. I leave the chicken in the fridge and follow Claire down to the basement. Mia, as always, takes the couch, sketching something out. Claire decides to hold the punching bag steady for Avery, as I warm up on the treadmill.

I quickly switch off to trying accomplish the black art of doing squats, nearly falling backwards and breaking my spine every other go, while Claire takes the steps and Avery benches double my bodyweight with a slight grunt.

Claire starts showing off, going to the chin up bar, jumping and hooking her legs over it, doing midair situp crunches on it,her shirt falling down over her face until she loses it, barely breaking a sweat in her sports bra, lean muscles contracting smoothly.

I watch in horror, as Claire benches every weight in the room, nearly two thousand kilos, then for shits and giggles, tells Avery to sit on the middle of the bar.

Setting her jaw, she lifts it, the bar groaning louder than she is, but holding intact.

Claire does 5 sets of 5, and on the last one kisses the inside of Avery's thigh, winking at the girl before she raises her back up. Avery coughs before going for a cooldown run, Claire insisting that I have to do chinups.

Five minutes later I stagger away to the couch, collapsing into Mia's lap, unable to feel my arms, as Claire sits on my legs cheerily.

Avery wipes the sweat off her brow, but notice the lack of space left on the couch, rest on the bench, picking up a stray computer chip, remnants of Mike's planned insurrection with his robot army.

"Well... I sweat my meal off.... think I'm gonna hit the hay, night guys." Avery starts towards the stairs, tossing the chip towards the bin.

>What do?
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>>38582637
Mutter "Night" into Mia's lap while we slowly die from the horror that is exercising
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>>38582637
Lewd the Claire.
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>>38582637
Go bathe then sleep
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>>38582637
>that chip
It's gonna go the the dump, get picked up by a mad scientist and made into a robot or something isn't it
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>>38582637
"Night." Rest for a moment, then shower.
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>>38582637
>Crush chip to ensure no evil scientists get a hold of it
>Ask Clair if Clarence wants to pay a visit
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>>38582752
This. We did promise Clair she could have a go at us to make up for the burns.
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>>38582637
Tell her good night, then take a shower with Claire.
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>>38582637
Lewd Claire. We promised. Also ask Mia for vibrating dick. Because why not.
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"Night." I grumble into Mia's knee, getting dangerously close to sleep, until I sniff. I reek of sweat,forcing myself upright and apologising to Mia.

"It's okay, I like the smell." She insists.

I nudge Claire with my foot, "C'mon, shower time, don't want to stink up my room more than it already does."

She salutes cheerily, sweeping me off my feet and carrying me up to the bathroom, I bounce in her grip with every step, trying to suppress the oncoming migraine.

Fortunately, I keep it at bay, as Claire locks the door behind us, carrying me to the sink basin and dropping me on it.

"Oh! Before I forget." Claire leans in and presses her lips to mine, lips closed. Surprisingly chaste considering she was jerking Avery off with her foot two hours ago. "Thanks for coming to see me, oh beloved soiler of women."

She smiles sweetly, before tossing her bra and shorts to the floor, treating me to the site of her ass, having gone commando apparently.

She spins and moonwalks into the shower stall, winking and waving me in after her.

By the time I'm naked, she's already blasting the water at scalding heat again, steam flooding the stall, until I crank the heat down again.

"Pussy." She grumbles, slipping in close and soaping my chest for me, she leans in close, resting her forehead to my chin and continues to lather me up, cleaning me all over, her calloused hands gentle.

>Get lewd
>Other
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>>38582916
>Other
Lather her up and clean Claire, thoroughly, in all of her holes. Wanna make sure she's clean for the upcoming lewds.
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>>38582916
>>Other
>Lather her up and clean Claire, thoroughly, in all of her holes. Wanna make sure she's clean for the upcoming lewds.
Also ourselves.
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>>38582966
This.
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>>38582916
Reciprocate.
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>>38582916
>Give ourself the closest thing than enema for our butt about to be fucked.
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>>38583002
>enema
We should get that new showerhead with our share of the money.
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>>38583039
We should, no time for that right now though.
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>>38583060
Maybe that's the job Danny should go for: General Contractor/home improvements.
Go to a vo-tech school and get his electrician/plumber's/carpenter licenses.
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>>38583085
Nah he's gonna be a stay at home mom for our the blue, blonde, pink. Red, black haired children running around his mansion
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>>38583085
I don't think that would go very well.
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>>38583039
I been pushing for it for like 3 treads now.

Can we buy/loot it tomorrow?

We could ask Mia to draw us one, or jacuzzi with one in it.
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>>38583085
Eh, I see him as an ideas-man and negotiator. And someone in charge of making sure the work is enjoyable.
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quick fags, rate girls from best to worst

Rosa>Mia>Claire>Eri>Avery>Marie
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>>38583116
Well, we have the money, so assuming we have time tomorrow.
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>>38583104
>Red haired children
I wonder if Mias powers can keep Danny as Dani long enough to bear Averys child.
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>>38583153
Eri>Rosa>Avery>Mia>Claire>Marie>>>>UR MUM
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>>38583153
Claire>Mia>Avery>Eri>Marie>Rosa
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>>38583153
All girls are best for their own reasons, and in their own situations. A 2D bar is a disservice to them because it doesn't say why they're good in a direct manner compared to the others, s well as showing why they're good because of the others.
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>>38581017
Can we just beat the fuck out of Nej? Why is that never an option?
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>>38583209
That's 1D.
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>>38583153
Rosa>Claire>Eri>Marie>Mia>Avery

They all have their perks taught.
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>>38583223
Just woke up, blame my brain.
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>>38583215
Does the Registration Act include Harem Protagonists? If he's on the List, beating him up might bring down unwanted heat.
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>>38583215
Not worth the trouble.
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>>38583153
Mia > Avery > Eri > Rosa > Clair > shit > Marie
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>>38583153
Marie>Avery>Claire>Rosa>Mia
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So Rosa's got a lactation fetish; is she taking herbal supplements to induce lactation?
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>>38583286
Not yet. We could probably start that soon, or just have Mia do it hassle-free.
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>>38583244
It would bring down unwanted heat regardless. Her harem would try to murder us.
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Waiting for her to finish with the soap, I wash her hair for her, rubbing my shitty shampoo into her scalp. She purrs contentedly, kissing me on the neck.

"This is nice..." She comments, "Usually we're halfway to orgasm by this point into a shower... but this is nice too."

I take the soap and scrub her back, down to her ass and back up again, running down her rubs, then back up her chest. She pants a little as I wipe the soap of her nipples, kissing her chin.

"You know.... the burns left me all smooth down there..." She whispers, "Still less painful than waxing."

I can't help it, I break out laughing at that, Claire driven to giggles by my infectious laughing. I drop the soap and sag back against the wall, feeling the last knot of worry I'd had over her finally unclench in my gut, Claire thudding against the slick wall next to me, leaning her head against my shoulder.

"Heh... I missed this." She says between snorts, patting me on the thigh.

>Lewd her
>Write in
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>>38583302
>Hug her and cry like the bitch you are.
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>>38583209
well then post your favourite girl with an explanation as too why
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>>38583297
They're probably not using protection anyways. Best to leave them alone.
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>>38583302
>Other
Lewdly finish cleaning her, and have her clean us out in preparation for Clarence taking Dani's ass.
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>>38583346
This.

Also ask Mia for jacuzi, with lewd shower head(s).
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>>38583302
"Me too." Hug, kiss, and see whats she wants to do.
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>>38583319
Chuckles already does that and I need too study. Quick and dirty: Mia is great for her conscience, her creativity, and being naughty; Rosa is because she doesn't lord her money and talent over others, along with being a sub; Marie cares about the students under here despite the bs inherent, seems pretty intelligent, but I wish we knew more about her, also a slut; Claire's active and gives no fucks, both a switch and a slut; Eri has decent taste despite being a weeb, is getting her education despite mom-bullshit, and is dirty as heck; Avery is loyal as hell, a bro like Claire, and kept the tattoo despite the bs it causes for her.
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>>38583153
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>>38583564
This anon almost gets it.
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>>38583153
Mia>Rosa>Eri>Claire>Avery>Marie
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>>38583318
The only right answer.
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"Me too." I move around and kiss her, kicking the sponge back in rage to be picked up, lowering to my knees, I clean her legs, kissing the inside of her thighs, trailing my way up towards her smooth folds, but stopping short and switching legs.

She just lays back against the wall, appreciating the attention, as I clean up the backs of her leg, tickling the sensitive spot on the back of her right knee. She giggles a little more, her knee also jerking into my face and breaking my nose before I dodge backwards.

That done, I take the soap and discreetly clean myself, eating Claire out to distract her, wanting to make it a surprise.

"Frrck Danny, yes!" She moans, eyes closed and twisting her fingers through my hair. "I was waiting for this. I- ahhnn- I didn't even use that little toy Rosa bought me. Not yet anyways.... Aaagnnf"

Her legs ripple and weaken turning to jelly. I drop the soap and brace my arms against her, keeping her upright by pinning her agains the wall, continuing to flick her clit with my tongue, even as she rides out her long delayed orgasm, groaning into me, until I ease her down to the floor.

"Ffffuck yeah!" She laughs, rolling onto her stomach, and stretching upwards to turn the shower off. "Whew.... I'm never going that long with blue balls again."

"Claire, it was like.... four days." I smirk, as she rolls around in the last of the warm water on the floor.

"That's a hundred hours to many!" She tells me.

"Claire, do you even know how many hours are in four days?"

"Like.... a hundred and fifty?" I take a moment to sigh, before pulling her to her feet, pulling our clothes back on and heading back to my room.

Avery's passed out on my couch, but I find Eri eating her abomination at my desk, chatting with Mia. "Mmmmf. Hey Danny, this is really good. I forgot how much I love authentic Indian food."

I take a long moment to stare at Eri, as Claire saunters over to my bed, sitting with Mia.

>What do?

>>38583564
little bitch
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>>38583706
Cuddle Mia like a tedyy bear. Get cuddled by Claire. Fall asleep.
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>>38583706
How can she eat those things?

>"How can you eat those things? Also, Avery has a dick, don't cop a feel."
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>>38583706
Tackle Claire and Mia onto the bed and cuddle.
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>>38583215
We're already hitting him where it hurts.

By having superior waifus.
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>>38583706
Seconding >>38583747
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>>38583706
Ask Mia for Jacuzzi with lewd massage shower heads drawing.

We need jacuzi party!
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>>38583800
Not right now.
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>>38583747
>"How can you eat those things? Also, Avery has a dick, don't cop a feel... until I say so."
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>>38583706
Cuddle with Mia and Claire.
Ask Mia about that request Claire has.
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>>38583809
We need to ask for drawing now, so we can do this later.

Drawings take time.
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>>38583731
>>38583759
These. Eri can find out about Avery's extras in her own time.
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>>38583853
I don't think she can draw while cuddling, so we might as well wait until morning.
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Claire's theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPAsjd_f6sk
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I walk over to the bed. "Eri, you have shit taste."

"Coming from you?" She, along with everyone else, laughs.

"Mmm, you're funny." I grunt. "Now if you'll excuse me, I have cuddling to do." I turn and latch onto Mia, hugging into her left side, leaving her right to continue sketching.

Claire rolls up behind me, rubbing her legs against mine, skin smooth and warm. I drift off to the gentle sounds of Mia's pencil her head softly leaning against mine.

A dull thud makes me bolt upright, heart pounding. "Who put all this floor here?" Avery groans from beneath us, joined by another whining groan.

Mia flicks the light on, revealing Avery having slipped of the couch, her legs pinned inside the duvet, still tucked into the end of the couch, unable to do anything but attempt to physics her way back onto the couch.

Across from Avery, Eri's quietly snoring in my desk chair, legs curled up beneath, sitting in a loose ball, eyes still closed, her bowl left on my desk.

Avery blinks blearily in the light, "Fucking bashed my arse on the way down. Like it wasn't sore enough." She adds, staring at me for a second, Claire still breathing quiet breath sleep against my neck

>Tell Avery to take your spot on the bed
>Tell her to steal Eri's bed for the night
>Other
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>>38584062
>Tell Avery to take your spot on the bed
We really need a bigger bed.

Anyway, I guess take Eri to her bed, and join her there.
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>>38584062
>Tell Avery to take your spot on the bed
> Put Eri to sleep in her bed
> Take the couch.
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>>38584062
cuddle with avery on the coach
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>>38584062
If Claire is in our bed doesn't that mean she's going to rape Avery in the morning?
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>>38584120
>>38584062
Seconded.
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>>38584062
>Tell Avery to take your spot on the bed
>other: take Eri to her bed and sleep with her.
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>>38584062
Thirding >>38584120

The only question is.

Do we spoon, or lie face to face and dick to dick.
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>>38584062
>Tell her to steal Eri's bed for the night
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>>38584157
Our butt to her dick
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>>38584062
cuddle with avery on the coach.(lie face to face). Possible docking action.

Okay we are going shopping/looting tomorow.
List
1)Shower head (massage one)
2)Mattress (I would go for rubbery inflatable one, and an extra blanket on it.)
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>>38584120
I don't really see the point in moving onto an already cramped couch.
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>>38584268
It's less about the couch and more about Avery I think. Chuckles players are faggots.
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>>38584195
Materials for warforged paladin.
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>>38584281
>Chuckles players are faggots.
>Posting in a chuckles thread.
Faggot.
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>>38584281
Damm right we are!

>>38584284
Naa Mike can get them. He is pro scavenger.
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>>38584281
But we have two perfectly good beds, and nobody wants to sleep on the couch.
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>>38584299
>implying he scavenged
>implying he doesn't just order it all using amazon drones
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>>38584309
The problem is that none of the preestablished options give us the choice to cuddle Avery.
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>>38584326
None of them involve two people cramming onto the couch either.
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>>38584309
A cramped couch might be harder to fall off of if we're cuddling!
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>>38584397
Not really.
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I kiss Mia and gently roll over her, freeing up more space on the bed for her to relax on, helping Avery pull herself up on the couch.

"Wh-what are yoou doing?" She mumbles, as I pull her blanket up and climb inside.

"Sharing with you, duh." I nestle closer, hanging less off the edge of the couch. "There's more space if you sleep on your side you know."

"Oh.. right." She coughs a little, but rolls over, letting me scoot forward. Her breath is warm, moist, her face must be inches from mine in the dark. "Are you sure you don't want to share with-"

"I like sleeping here." I whisper back

I can dimly see the curve of her shoulder lower a little. "Oh... It's like that. I wasn't sure if you were just in it for the.... stuff."

"Avery, the stuff is nice, but I do like you. Now it's...." I twist to get a look at my clock, "Two in the morning...."

>Go to sleep
>Other
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>>38584397
Why not just cuddle on the bed?
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>>38584433
>Go to sleep
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>>38584433
>>Go to sleep
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>>38584433
Kiss her goodnight.
>Go to sleep
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>>38584433
>>Go to sleep
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>>38584438
The bed can only fit three comfortably.
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>>38584433
We need to just move into the abandoned house.
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>>38584497
The couch can barely fit one comfortably
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>>38584433
>Go to sleep.
Cuddle the fuck out of her.
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Okay, but we need inflatable mattress+ blanket(s).

Maybe get multiple mattresses, and we can oil one up, and use it for oil play.
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>>38584511
Considering how dangerous shit is, lets not.
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>>38584529
>>38584433
Seconding. But with the size of the place. I think it's impossible not to cuddle.
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>>38584511
We should probably make an underground bunker below the house. Easier than reinforcing it.


We just need Mia to draw Auger drill(s), Mike to lend us some robot power(or Mia's demon things, or power suits), some cement (can be looted from abandoned store?), Some rebar(can be looted from collapsed houses), some extension cords, and some plumbing pipes. Rest can be looted from around the block.

Only problem is waiting for cement to dry, and making ceiling level and shit.
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"Go to sleep." I grunt, wrapping an arm around her waist and shifting a little closer.

She coughs again, clearing her throat, but settles in. We are both acutely aware of her semi pressing into my leg, but it goes down quick enough.

The next time I wake, Avery is hurriedly rolling over me, bolting for the door, sunlight streaming into the room. "Sorry, gotta take a mad leak." She hurries out, yanking the door open and waking everyone.

Everyone collectively groans, sitting upright, but the alarm's gonna go off in ten minutes anyways, so Mia Claire and I start getting ready for school, Eri grumbling something about five more minutes.

For once, I actually eat breakfast on a schoolday, stuffing toast in my mouth, until I hear a squeak of surprise and a slammed door upstairs.

Eri hurries into the kitchen, straight backed and wide eyed. Silently, she reaches out to the coffee pot and downs a whole cup. "Danny. Does that girl you were sharing the couch with have a dick?"

I thank Christ Mum isn't in the room for this.

"Yeah, that's Avery,

>Don't talk about it to her and she won't to you
>You wanna take her for a spin sometime?
>Other
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>>38584752
>You wanna take her for a spin sometime?
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>>38584752
>You wanna take her for a spin sometime?
She is kinda shy about this taught.

>>38584726
I wonder if we can just have Mia draw mincraft Steve, and have him make house for us.
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>>38584752
>Why do you ask?
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>>38584752
>Don't talk about it to her and she won't to you
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>>38584752
>Why do you ask?
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>>38584752
>Don't talk about it to her and she won't to you
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>>38584752
> Why do you ask?
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>>38584752
>You wanna take her for a spin sometime?
I'll introduce you two properly.
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>>38584752
>You wanna take her for a spin sometime?
>Don't talk about it to her and she won't to you.
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>>38584752
Yes and?
>>
take her for a spin wins
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>>38584752
>Other
"She's self-conscious about it, so be nice."
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>>38584752
"Yes its just like your Japanese animes"
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"Why? You wanna take her for a spin sometime? I can introduce you two?" I ask, holding my toast in my mouth as I pour myself coffee.

Eri just rolls her eyes and tears the toast out of my mouth, taking a bite of it before handing it back, "I don't know why I'm even surprised honestly."

I smirk a little, loading my coffee with milk cream and sugar, as it's meant to be, "Just be nice, she's self conscious about it, okay?"

Eri nods, "Heh... chick with a dick, you reckon that Mum'd be happy if I dater her?"

We both giggle over that, as I stop Claire from entering the pantry, preventing her from cooking and handing her some spare toast. Claire pouts for a second, but takes it and shares it with Mia.

"Later lil' bro." Eri yawns, gently rapping her knuckles against my head and wanders back upstairs, "Fuck I have work today..." She groans, as Mike wanders past her, heading for the door and loosely knotting his tie.

He checks the mirror for a second, and wipes a lipstick mark off his collar, whistling as he does so.

>Let him get to work
>"Hey Mike! (Write in)"
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>>38585030
>Let him get to work
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>>38585030
>>Let him get to work
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>>38585030
>Let him get to work
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>>38585030
>Let him get to work
Ask him how the job's going on his way out though.
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>>38585030
>"Hey mike! Bye mike!"
Be polite to our bro.
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>>38585030
>Give Mike a thumbs up.
"Say, things are getting a bit...hectic around the city. So...just...if you DO have a robot army sitting around somewhere...make sure it's working. You know, just in case."
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>>38585030
>"Hey Mike!
How is your job going? Can I help with anything? I am planing to go to hardware store/scavenge for stuff later today, if you want anything?
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>>38585030
>"Hey Mike! (Write in)"
Hows the job bro? They treating you well?
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>>38585030
Ask bro Bout warforged.
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>>38584752
"No, that boy I was sharing the couch with has a vagina."
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>>38585030
Ya'll are a bunch of ass holes. Thank him for getting Mia's mom a helper bot.
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>>38585030
>"Hey Mike! Supers are getting pounded out there, be careful, okay?"
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>>38585118
I do not recall any scavenging planes.
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>>38585030
>>38585233
Yeah forgot about that. Thank him about this too.
Mike is quickly getting to best girl status.
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"Hey Mike! Thanks for hooking Mia's mum up with that robot. That was cool of you dude."

He grunts, "Yeah. It was also technically theft. I had ZZ build it with parts from Mishone Corps stock. I said that it exploded, to smuggle it out."

I nod, "Well thanks dude, you did me a serious solid there." I lick my lips, "Listen dude, have you noticed any crazy evil villains running around lately? A lot of kids from my class have gone missing, and just a whole bunch of stuff's been going on. Really freaking me out."

He shakes his head, "I've been working flat out or sleeping for the past three weeks."

"That and hanging out with your secretary." I add with a smirk.

He smiles a little at that. "Well... I did say sleeping, didn't I?" He grunts and pulls his work shoes on. "Later Danny."

>Stay safe
>Have you thought about building an anti villain robot?
>Other
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>>38585445
>Stay safe
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>>38585445
>Stay safe
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>>38585445
>>Stay safe
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>>38585445
>Have you thought about building an anti villain robot?
He has ZZ, so I assume this would be Mecha or Eva size?
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>>38585445
>Have you thought about building an anti villain robot?
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>>38585575
But then he'll have to punch his assistant/girlfriend, and things were going so well.
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>>38585575
>>38585640
Remind him to put failsafes in his warforged paladin.
Else we will get the Machine revolution ending.
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>>38585445
>Have you thought about building an anti villain robot?
Hype it up to Management as a potential new market for Mishone Corp: Law Enforcement Equipment and Robotics.

The more money Mike makes for Mishone, the more he can get away with and more workers they'll give him.
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>>38585445
>Have you thought about building an anti villain robot?
WARFORGED!
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>>38585792
Yea, have him make prosthetics, and create robocop.

>>38585796
As long as its not bladeforged.
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>>38585445
>>Have you thought about building an anti villain robot?
All aboard the Warforged Hype train!
Remind him to put self destruction failsafes.
And asimov's laws.
And everything to stop robot revolution.
And make then warforged paladin lolis.
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Anyone else kind of upset that for her power Avery didn't start breathing fire and making dragon noises?
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>>38586127
I'm happy that she didn't accidentally set the Mishone Manson on fire.
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>>38586127
No, not really.
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I lean out the door after him; "Hey Mike... listen man, you ever thought about building an anti villain robot? You could make it out of that alloy that negates super powers... Hype it up to your bosses as a way to branch into law enforcement."

Mike turns, scratching the patchy hairs on his chin, neither of us really inherited Dad's facial hair, mine doesn't even grow in. "It's a thought... but I doubt I can get approval for it without a prototype... and I can't make a prototype that approval would give. Unless...." He presses a button on his watch, "ZZ."

The blonde gynoid opens a window above the door and leaps down, landing gracefully, "Yes Master?" It asks, it's voice more realistic than ever? Are you ready to spend time with me?"

Mike nods, "Sure thing. Today you're going to get some upgrades."

The robot giggles, "I love upgrades, almost as much as I love Master!"

I raise a brow at Mike, which he shrugs at. "I had to take out the yan to protect Lily. Soooo, now she's really dere. Can't be helped." I give him a long look. "Right, well ZZ, how does being a police woman sound?" He starts walking off.

"Do I get a cute outfit?" She asks, as they walk out of sight.

"Don't forget to put in failsafes!" I call after him.

I'm nearly interrupted, as Claire barges past me, Avery and Mia following after her, shrugging their backpacks on.

The walk to school is relatively quiet. Three members of the Super Shining Miracle Force run past, heading in the opposite direction thankfully. Mia glares after their backs, but keeps up.

Class is even more empty today, half the back row and all the window seats are empty now, leaving the class feeling a lot less important today.

Just as class is about to begin, Marie raps on the door, interrupting Mr Oniz as he finishes taking roll.

"Sorry Mr Oniz, but I need to talk to Daniel about- something." He squints, but nods and I have no choice to follow her, walking to her office in silence.

(cont)
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>>38586181
Here comes the cliffhanger.
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>>38586181
Mom kidnapped by government? Dad hit by a truck? Eri kidnapped by christian psychos? She wasn't really on the pill? That kid we had at school was murdered and some one blames us?

We haven't spent enough time with her so she's going to attempt to use some form of conditioning to keep us in her office?
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>>38586181
Is it a coma?
I bet it's a coma.
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>>38586221
She probably wouldn't have interrupted the class for that last one.
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I bet cat kidnapped Eri or something.

Or ewryone is in coma.
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OH SHIT I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING!

WE HAVE A CAT!
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>>38586317
Yeah I could see that. Cat fucking with anyone really.
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>>38586331
FUCK HAS SOMEONE BEEN FEEDING SHOE!
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>>38586317
Oh no, I think we forgot to warn Eri. That's probably not it though.
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>>38586331
Shhh Chuckles forgot about shoe. It was best to let it go.

Never fed him or her.. Should have made her a human hybrid. Then at least we'd have given her the D.
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>>38586350
We did a two days time skip, shoe has been fed.
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I follow her in, and as soon as the door shuts, she turns and pins me against the door. "I just wanted to see you again, we were... interrupted last time" She scrapes her fingers down my chest, nipping at my neck.

"Not here Marie." I hiss, as she nips my ear lobe.

But she smiles holding a finger up, "I did pick up a new talent. So now I can make sure the room isn't bugged or something. Look. You might want to leave your phone outside." I raise an eyebrow, but put it on the ground outside the quickly.

She shuts her eye, her hairs all standing up on end, and a heavy pulse of air flutters around the room. The lights all shut down, not fizzing out, just off. "See?" Marie smiling adorably, clutching her hands together and lifting one leg up backwards as she kisses me. "I can control it now. I even bought a bag that keeps my computer safe." Her laptop bag is coated in aluminum foil, sitting next to a tiny audio recording device that has shut off.

Marie drops it to the, placing the ball of her foot on top of it and crushing it. "Now no one can hear us."

"Cool, I'm glad you're getting control." I kiss her again, and she groans, leaning against me and pressing me back against the wood, the blinds drawn shut thankfully. "So-"

"Well there was one thing I wanted to talk about." Marie quickly interrupts. "I... got a call from my parents last night. They were asking how their prodigy child was doing. I told them a bit more about you, now they're insisting on meeting you."

>Well that can't happen
>I might be able to pass as an adult
>Other
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>>38586388
>Other
"What exactly are they expecting?"
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Ha, comas, what kind of shitty contrived plot point would that be?

Right guys?

Right guys?

Right?
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>>38586388
Mia can draw me as an adult. It'll be fine.
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>>38586388
"What exactly did you tell them?"
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>>38586388
>I might be able to pass as an adult
If this can't wait, Mia can help.
> Marie, do you know why Nej is a jerk?
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>>38586388
>we need mia to turn us into adult daniel
Fuck.
We need a little focus on the "saving the world without actually doing anything" plot.
We promisse her to do it, but not now.
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>>38586388
>>38586429
Yep.
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>>38586421
H-hey Chuckles, come on, right? H-haha!
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>>38586421
Yeah, you have to be a dickhead to write something like "LOL COMA", even worse when it shows up twice in the same plot.
Only retarded autists do this kind of shit, right m8?
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>>38586388
>other
"I could get Mia to make look a little older, and they'd be okay with a young college student, right? The less of an age difference, the less things can go wrong."
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>>38586421
Don't worry, Chuckles, one day you won't be a faggot.

That day isn't today.
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>>38586429
That only lasts for a limited period of time.
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>>38586388
>"What exactly did you tell them?"
>I might be able to pass as an adult, I guess?
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>>38586577
College students lack free time. We can also have Mia nearby to reapply it.
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>>38586611
I suppose, it's still kind of troublesome.
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>>38586577
>turn into 40'ish daniel
>Divorced father that works as technological freelancer senior advisor
>take mia as our daughter
What could go wrong?
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>>38586678
We don't even know what she told them.
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>>38586675
Less troublesome then Christmas cake counselor x her student.
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>>38586716
Lets find out.
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"Mia can draw me as an adult. It'll be fine." I tell her, kissing her reassuringly.

But Marie quirks her head. "An adult?"

I nod, "Well... yeah. The less age difference between us, I figure the better it'll be.


She frowns, eyebrows knitting, he lights humming overhead. "Daniel.... how old do you think I am?"

I cast an eye up and down her, appraising her hips, chest and face. "Twenty..... three?" I ask hopefully, "But you don't look a day over twenty, really!" I add reassuringly.

Marie just pouts. "Daniel... what do you think when I said my parents call me a prodigy child? I was in advanced classes since I was five."

A light bulb dings on, somewhere in my mind. "Wait, so you're saying-"

She nods, "I'm fifteen. I only live on my own because my parent's are on the other side of the country. Why the hell do you think I live so crappy?"

Huh.

Well I did not know that.


>End of Episode 44
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>>38586827
Wait what?
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>>38586827
Well, shame on us for metagaming.
And i still think we are in a coma.
Shit.
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>>38586827
I.. What? Then.. why does she refer to I...? Christmas cake is stacked as fuck loli?
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>>38586827
How?
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>>38586858
Some girls develop early. Like I said earlier, we need to get to know Marie.
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>>38586858
Christmas cake never was christmas cake.
Your world is a lie, she just looks like 20-ish because hormones.
Also, Claire's IQ is 238, she's just dyslexic.
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>>38586827
Her job is really stressful to make her look like she's in her mid-twenties on a good day.
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>>38586944
Dubs of truth, Claire is actually the smartest person besides mike.
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>>38586858
She's about our age, she looks older likely due to advanced puberty, frumpy clothes, and lots of stress. No wonder she enjoys vidya games.
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>>38586827
The Height of Adventure, Chuckles?
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>>38587000
nice trips
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>>38586910
To a lesser degree shit like this happens all the time. When I taught my first section a lot of my students assumed I was in my mid to late twenties when some of them were older than I was.

What's a little creepier in retrospect was that guy she knew from college.
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Didn't MT sell her as better off with one of the other instructors though? Some old guy?
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>>38587090
She had to go to college, so it's not a surprise that she'd know a few people. It does make her reactions less surprising.
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>>38587149
Mr. Oniz.
The guy who hates us because he can feel that somehow, we NTRed him.
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>>38587201
He's an adult. That would make hi a pedofile
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>>38587201
He's way too old for her.
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>>38587292
>>38587320
well.... he is an onizuka expy
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>>38587201
This. No lewds at school, Oniz is mad enough because of the NTR, plus we should talk about the club. My idea is we play games and each critique a game based on an area of expertise (Mia would go for the art, as an example).
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So this whole time I was fapping to delicious Christmas cake she was actually the youngest teenager in the group?

My life is a lie.
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>>38587439
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>>38587439
This whole time I was saying Marie was worst girl because she seemed so out of place as an adult amongst teenagers and makes group activities awkward but she's the same age as everyone else?

My life is a lie.
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>>38587560
well shes two years younger, actually kind of explains why she's awkward, more a little kid trying to keep up with the cool older kids thing
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>>38586827
Talk about a swing and a miss danny.
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>>38586827
Hah!
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>>38586827
>"Thank god, Marie's not a pedophile"
>"Wait, I'M a pedophile."

Nice one Danny.
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>>38587847
It doesn't work that way. Both of them have already reached puberty, and the age difference is minimal.
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>>38588048
Legally speaking, it depends on the age of consent in fantasy Australia. If it's 16, then Danny is boning a minor while himself an adult.

If it's 18, then Danny is also a minor, so everything is completely fine.
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>>38588079
The law can include other factors. But whether it's Illegal or not it does not make him a pedophile.
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thread is saved on suptg
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>>38588191
Beyond this, Marie is clearly within special circumstances.
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>>38588191
You know anon, I wasn't trying to make any sort of moral statement. I was just cracking a dumb joke, a joke which you felt you should explain to me was not technically correct, which just made the whole thing very awkward indeed.

I guess I'll just go jerk off to the Avery pastebin again.
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>>38588280
Thanks for running, Chuckles.

Wally is worst.
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>>38588297
You're welcome.
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>>38588341
How much longer you think BGQ has left in it?
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>>38588444
How long do you think a group of young teens fucking like rabbits will give you erections?
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>>38588444
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>>38586827
Just caught up, Chuckles, this was the best cliffhanger I've ever seen.
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>>38589430
and thats saying something given how often i do them for shits and giggles
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>>38589473
The Christmas cake was a lie! Was really the genius loli all along glorious. I love it.



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