Previous Threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=homeless+mutant+questPastebins:http://pastebin.com/UuVeJFighttp://pastebin.com/98mpGLrhhttp://pastebin.com/PmF43Sr1http://pastebin.com/JYrcDPPkYou are John James Green, mutant vagrant.Chaucer Street is a long line of sprawling dockside complexes that cluster up against the southern banks of the Bronx. There are no shops, no restaurants, no tourists or nighttime commuters or any of the other New York staples – the landscape here is purely industrial. Cars pass by in ones and twos, their passage reminding you of the slow, intermittent dripping of rainwater from the edges of awnings. From here, even Queens seems to glow. This is where you’ve tracked Alicia Manfredi to.It didn’t take you long to find the place. Between your nose and Moon Knight’s phone, you narrow it down to one of the huge, blocky boathouses that line the edge of the water. A slab of uncompromising concrete and corrugated metals, it’s the kind of building that seems to sprawl, its low height seeming mismatched with the sturdy materials of its construction. A low fence surrounds the premises, but that’s not really a problem for you. You blink, narrowing your eyes. You think you can see the slightest hint of electric lighting in one of the closer windows.Beside you, Laura’s body radiates a sort of tense, razor-edged strength. Her stance seems relaxed, but you can see the intricate workings of her body moving against one another in taut, hard motions, her clockwork settling into a thunderous internal rhythm. Her cheeks glow against the cold. She sniffs there air. “There are at least twelve people inside.”>Present Time: 00:35 AM>Hunger Level: 3>Current Funds: $1,600>[ ] Sneak in invisibly.>[ ] Case the building out.>[ ] Find the generator, cut the lights.>[ ] EYEBEAMS EYEBEAMS EYEBEAMS >[ ] Write in.
>>38563046>>[ ] Case the building out.Lets not get nasty surprises.
>>38563046>Case the building out.Look before you leap and all...
>>38563046>[ ] Sneak in invisibly.>[ ] Case the building out.We can cut the lights next, but case the joint and see how many we could ghost before raising an alarm by doing so.
>>38563046>>[ ] Case the building out.Invisibly
>>38563046>[ ] Case the building out.
>>38563046>[ ] Sneak in invisibly.
>>38563046>[ ] Case the building out.The quieter we do this, the easier a time we'll have.
>>38563046Use them senses to see whats in the building peek in taught window, roof or whatever, while invisible.Then, if it goes well, sneak in invisibly, and have Laura cut the lights, while JJ silently takes them out.
>>38563046>[ ] Case the building out.>[ ] Find the generator, cut the lights.
Leave the lights alone until someone tries to raise the alarm, otherwise we are just tipping them off that someone is on the premises.
>>38563359How about this, what if, to reduce suspicion, we cut power to the entire city?
>>38563359Why would we need light when we have darksight, echolocation and heatvision?
>>38563397We don't need the light. We don't want to rouse suspicion by altering it.
>>38563397And enough sense of smell to locate people.That reminds me, smell for the girl we are looking for. We should be able to smell her, if she is here.
>>38563397Its not that we need light its that no light would tip them off. It would give us an huge edge though so we should do it when both Laura and ourselves are in position to take them out.
>>38563407Bingo.Essentially any goon working in major hero city's in this verse is going to be paranoid as all hell.
>[X] Case.“Yeah.” You draw in a long breath. Smells about right. “I think you’re right.”Quiet, then. Laura makes short work of the fence, and the two of you head in, cloaked under the effect of your invisibility. The plot of land surrounding the building is matted grass and damp earth, totally untended and unused for anything but establishing a safe perimeter around the place. You quickly realize that there’s no-one patrolling the exterior – which makes sense. As far as you’ve gathered, Alicia’s kidnappers were under Mr. Negative’s employ, only working with the Bratva as a one-off. The Russians probably expected any retribution to fall squarely between the shoulders of the New York Triads. Tapping quietly on one of the building’s walls, you let your echosense sketch out an image of the interior. There’s two floors. The first opens out into the river, a small yacht bobbing to and fro in the water. There are a number of industrial crates interspersed across the ground, but you’d need a closer feel at them to determine the contents – as it is, you only get vague, blurry shapes. You count eight heartbeats. three on the ground, four on the yacht. You think the last one is sitting on the stairs leading up to the second level. Which, speaking of, is mostly just a framework of gangways running along the windows. Anyone up there can probably see straight down into the first floor. You count five heartbeats up there. You bite your lip. It’s a pretty safe assumption that they’re armed. >[ ] Sneak in from the top floor (windows).>[ ] Sneak in from the bottom floor.>[ ] Burst in from the top floor.>[ ] Burst in from the bottom floor.>[ ] You and Laura sneak in from different floors.>[ ] You and Laura sneak in from different floors.>[ ] Find the generator, smash it.>[ ] Write in.
>>38563452Smartest guards stand still and pretend they don't see the supers scampering around the the dark. Just keep staring straight forward and reporting nothing happening.
>>38563481Smartest guards don't work for an employer who would remove their knee caps if they fuck up.
>>38563479Bargh, one of those options is meant to be:>[ ] You and Laura burst in from different floors.
>>38563479>[ ] You and Laura sneak in from different floors.
>>38563479>[ ] You and Laura sneak in from different floors.>[ ] You and Laura sneak in from different floors.A good enough option that it has to be taken twice. We should go top to bottom while she does the opposite and then meet in the middle.
>>38563479>[ ] Sneak in from the top floor (windows).
>>38563479>[ ] Sneak in from the top floor (windows).>[ ] You and Laura sneak in from different floors.We should take down the lookouts first, plus any isolated guys without radios or the like. I suggest we go top down, since we can climb walls without leaving claw marks.
>>38563479>>[ ] Write in.Can we get in from the river? Navy Seal it up.
>>38563479>>[ ] You and Laura sneak in from different floors.
>>38563570You could definitely try.
>>38563479>[ ] You and Laura sneak in from different floors.JJ goes through the top.
>>38563518You mean the same floor, right?>>38563479>[ ] You and Laura sneak in from different floors.>[ ] Get her opinion on what to do. Explain where we hear heartbeats and how many.
>>38563479I was about to recommend we stop the yacht first, than I remembered... we can fucking fly, and theres no way a yacht is disappearing in traffic, storm the building, make sure that if anyone flees, they escape into the yacht.
Hmm....I think we should secure the yacht, because that's clearly their escape route.
>>38563479>you and Laura sneak in from different floors
>>38563641You seem to be forgetting, we have wings... and that yacht isn't subtle.
>>38563676Can we just like breathe fire on it if it tries to escape?
Changing from >>38563597 to this.>>38563608>[ ] Get her opinion on what to do. Explain where we hear heartbeats and how many.Laura sure as fuck knows more about this stuff than us, and should definitely have our information.
>>38563676We can scuttle it with eye beam and board if it comes to it.
>>38563479Brief Laura on what we heard, then>[ ] You and Laura sneak in from different floors.We take bottom floor
>>38563699We can cut steel and have super-strength. Flying dive-bomb, get underwater on its hull, rip and tear so they sink.
>>38563608Top floor for JJ + this.
>>38563737>>38563733>>38563717This kills the child.
It would seem that >[X] You and Laura sneak in from different floors.is the victor. >Stealth Check>DC16>+5 modifier
>>38563733>Fly into water>Immediately drown because we have fucking wings in water and JJ's no swimming extraordinaire
>>38563479>>[ ] You and Laura sneak in from different floors.Inform Laura of what we know.
Rolled 20 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>38563782
Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>38563782gg no re
>>38563782I hope JJ thought by himself to tell Laura what his senses have picked up.
Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>38563782
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>38563782DICE GODS CAN'T FUCK US OVER NOW!
>>38563787We have bat/dragon wings, not feather shit that gets waterlogged. Hell, they might actually help with swimming. Plus super-strength does wonders for your breaststroke.
>>38563817>>38563821>>38563827Nicemind.>>38563798JJ has suddenly got gud. That triple-20, and now this? I'm scared of how this will get balanced out by fate.
>>38563840Feathers are usually coated in oils that waterproof shit. Membranes have a harder time of it since there are less layers of oil coat.
>>38563906Oh yeah karma is going to come back at us hard.
>>38563787While it has been several years since then, but JJ was on the swim team.
Incoming nat 1 while trying to retrieve the girl.
>>38563913Membrane wings also have less surface area to get coated in water, as they don't rely on feathers to do that physics witchcraft called flight. And again, super-strength. Also we can stop having wings when we feel like it.And oh hey look, swimming JJ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8COnEV2DpQ
>>38563995Jesus Help it.. it's going to fucking drown! get a skimmer or something! What's wrong with you! Help it.. why are you watching it!Also JJ is a lizard.
>(1/2)>>38563798>20>JJ FisherThis isn’t exactly ideal. You assume you’ll have to make some noise, eventually, and when you do you’ll be exposed from either above or below. You didn’t really want to split up, but…Squeezing Laura’s hand slightly, you point to yourself, and then up at the windows looming above. She nods in silence, green eyes immediately comprehending, and tracing a finger from her chest to the heavy iron doors that stand slightly ajar at the front of the building. You get the strange, sudden impression that she’s slightly impressed – or that she at least approves. You’re not sure where it comes from, exactly, it’s just something about the way her weight shifts and her eyes linger. Parting, you palm your way up the side of the building, making good time. Your horns (really? Horns?) throw off your balance a little, but you’re quickly getting used to them. You can’t retract them right now, but you can sort of feel that it’s possible, if that makes sense. You guess the gut-curdling fear has something to do with that.
>(2/2)Arriving at one of the windows, you glance in. By a stroke of dumb luck, you’ve managed to find one right beside a lone guard. He’s a big guy, his broad shoulders seeming unaccustomed to the drab suit they find themselves in, and he looks out over the complex below with an SMG cradled under one arm. You note that he’s carrying it properly, too, with the nose down.His closest friend is about seven or eight meters away, on the other end of the gangway. Three other men (correction: two men, one woman) converse quietly by the adjacent side of the building. Your heart pounds in your chest. You swallow your fear, lift the window open, and slip inside, your passage generating little more than a sigh of displaced air. The big Russian never sees you coming – you wrap your hand around his throat and let the volts flow, easing him down to the ground when he goes limp. You’re in.>[ ] Try to stealthily taze the men upstairs.>[ ] Just eyebeam them. It’s going to get loud eventually, might as well keep the element of surprise.>[ ] Or you could take the SMG and kneecap them.>[ ] Wait, watch Laura’s progress.>[ ] Write in.
>>38564095>[ ] Try to stealthily taze the men upstairs.
>>38564095>>[ ] Try to stealthily taze the men upstairs.
>>38564095>[ ] Try to stealthily taze the men upstairs.May as well try to keep in silent. Still, grab the SMG.
>>38564095>[ ] Wait, watch Laura’s progress.And when the opportunity presents itself>>[ ] Or you could take the SMG and kneecap them.Going loud the right way.
>>38564095How many taser jolts can we produce before the ability has to recharge?
>>38564130And then this turns into a real hostage situation with the girl having a gun to her head.
>>38564095>[ ] Wait, watch Laura’s progress.then:>>[ ] Try to stealthily taze the men upstairs.
>>38564095>[ ] Try to stealthily taze the men upstairs.Sneaky time all the time.
>>38564095>He’s a big guykek>[ ] Try to stealthily taze the men upstairs.
>>38564143It starts getting weak after about three sustained bursts. It can keep going after that, but at increasingly lower effectiveness.
>>38564095>>[ ] Try to stealthily taze the men upstairs.Grab the SMG anyways, hopefully we wont need it.
>>38564095>[ ] Wait, watch Laura’s progress.
>>38564095>[ ] Try to stealthily taze the men upstairs.But Pick up the SMG as a backup. Hang it on your back, give it to Laura or something.Just bludgeon their heads, when taser is running weak.
>>38564188It may not be pretty but if we have to, start using claws for stealthing these guys.
>>38564095Whatever we do, definitely grab the gun. Sylvester Stalone definitely had that right, any problem on earth can be solved with enough application of bullet... you just need a big enough bullet. Hell, you could solve superman with enough bullet if you made one out of kyrptonite.
>>38564095>try to stealth taze the guys upstairs
>[X] Try to stealthily taze the men upstairs.Mostly unanimous.>Stealth Check>DC18>+5 modifier
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>38564236
>>38564219Or just choke a bitch out with strength 3. Just as nonlethal and silent
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>38564236
Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>38564236
>>38564257>>38564236Close but we passed.
>>38564253Not him, but choking to unconsciousness would take more time. And they'd have their hands free to grab their gun, sound an alarm, stomp, kick, punch, etc.
Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>38564257Thank god for that +5
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>38564236dice for the dice god!
>JJ using a submachine gun These guys may as well give up now.
We success woop woop
Guys, just a friendly reminder that looks like it might come in handy soon.Enhanced Dexterity + JJ's GeoInt + Enhanced Strenght + an smgWith some training he could control the recoil completely and have deadly accuracy with each shoot, potentially 360noscoping a room full of russian mafiosos.Or, if killing people leaves a bad taste in your mouth, shoot their guns out of their hands.I wonder if it would be possible to intercept bullets shot at him with either an smg or his own optic blasts tho.
>>38564379>like my 9 muthafuckas
>>38564403JJ doesn't have speed, so while he could shot their guns, shooting their bullets would be ridiculously difficult.
>>38564403>shoot their guns out of their handsEnjoy your ricochet and having a pistol or knife pulled on us. If we our stealth is abandoned, just aim for the heart and get this over with efficiently and quickly.
>>38564403>shoots into the barrels of the enemies>receivers blow up>knives get pulled out>claws pop out>thatsnotaknife.jpg
>(1/2)>19>operating operationallyChecking the guy’s pulse, you pick up his gun. It’s almost eerie, how your hands work almost of your own accord, transferring the weapon into a hold that is a carbon copy of the way you saw him carrying it earlier. Creepy, that. Useful, but extremely creepy, and maybe a little existentially worrying? Eying the remaining guards, to get to work, progressing quietly down the corrugated gangway. You catch the first man completely unawares. He goes down in a fit of spastic twitching, his eyes rolling wildly in their sockets before he loses consciousness. A thin line of wet, clear vomit dribbles down his chin, and you quickly make sure he’s in no danger of choking before leaving him to the relative bliss of unconsciousness.The last three are difficult. They’re talking to one another in hushed tones, one or two of them chuckling occasionally, and they don’t look to be leaving each other’s presence anytime soon. Which means you’ll have to be quick, and, possibly, extremely brutal.
>(2/2)The first one, a large bald man with a grin that is about 60% fillings, catches the brutal end of things. You simply can’t taze them all in one motion, so you bring the butt of the SMG down on the back of his head, keeping as much of your strength in reserve as possible. His eyes wheel upward in his head and he staggers down to the floor. His friends get a second to appreciate what’s happening as you materialize out of the dark, leaping off their companion’s back, before you close your claws around their throats. “Hnk”– That’s all they get out. Your palms loose a stream of electricity through them, eliciting a brief moment of confused spasms from the pair before they go limp. Feeling a little drained, you ease them down to the ground. Taking a moment to catch your breath, you sniff at the air, and realize you can smell blood. Down below, Laura and one of the men on the lower floor are tucked behind one of the crates that litter the place. He’s slumped at her feet, the blood rapidly draining from a slim cut across his throat.Yikes.>[ ] Help Laura deal with the men downstairs (silent).>[ ] Help Laura deal with the men downstairs (SMG).>[ ] Look for Alicia while she deals with them.>[ ] Write in.
>>38564568>[ ] Help Laura deal with the men downstairs (silent).
>>38564568>>[ ] Help Laura deal with the men downstairs (silent).
>>38564568>[ ] Look for Alicia while she deals with them.
>>38564568>[ ] Help Laura deal with the men downstairs (silent).Quickly and quietly.
>>38564568>Look for Alicia while she deals with them.Laura a super soldier, she can handle herself
>>38564568>>[ ] Look for Alicia while she deals with them.She is priority. Trust in Laura.
>>38564568>[ ] Help Laura deal with the men downstairs (silent).Well shitSo much for the no kill run
>>38564568>[ ] Look for Alicia while she deals with them.Laura can take them. I don't want whoever is with Alicia to radio his buddies and realize shit's up before we get her.
>>38564568>[X] Help Laura deal with the men downstairs (silent).Normally I'd suggest to leave her to it, but the quicker we deal with these guys the less we need to worry about.
>>38564568>>[ ] Look for Alicia while she deals with them.
>>38564568>Look for Alicia
>>38564568>[ ]Check to see if the guards have radios, turn them down in volume if they do.>[ ] Look for Alicia while she deals with them.
>>38564613The only reason we aren't using lethal force is because taser hands are more reliable than our anatomical knowledge + claws, and a good deal quieter.
>[x] Look for Alicia while she deals with them.Can't risk some sore loser going to hell with our prize right in his hand, can we now
>>38564647>our prizeYou aren't thinking operationally enough.
>>38564568>[ ] Look for Alicia while she deals with them.Infrared+senses go.
>>38564643We set that one guy up so he wouldn't drown in his own vomitMooks don't deserve the crap they get.We should know, we were once a mook.Still are, in fact.
>>38564666Retrieve the principal with minimal interference. Operator Satan is a go.
>[X] Look for Alicia while she deals with them.>Sensory Check>DC14>+5 modifier
>>38564643That and we really don't have any pressing need to kill these guys, I mean we don't really believe Silvermane is man of his word, so he's not really worth spilling blood over, seeing this is not a life and death matter for us.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>38564725Lookie there?
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>38564725For the glory of satan!
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>38564725
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>38564725
>>38564692>Mooks don't deserve the crap they get.They're kidnappers who won't hesitate to have our brain splattered across the concrete, so acting lethally against them is fine. Although it's not a matter of "deserve" anyway. It's a matter of getting Alicia the fuck out of here and doing it the best we can.
Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>38564725
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>38564725
Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>38564743noice
>>38564793A success is a success.
>>38564753This, I'm not saying we should go out of our way to kill them, I'm just saying we have no aversion to killing them if it means doing our job, taser hands are more effective than claws, so is slitting a throat quickly. Once they are down theres no reason to go out of our way to hurt them further, except maybe to incapacitate them. Laura is using lethal force because thats her most reliable way to neutralize an enemy. Which is acceptable.
>>38564827If at all possible, avoid killing.If it's the only way to get out of a sticky situation or to make sure that no one will come after us or make more trouble? Go for it.
>>38564974It also is good for legal reasons. I mean we're still a mugga, so we're screwed no matter what, but the mugga with high body count gets Sentinels or Warmachine.
>>38565045It's mafia. Unless we kill someones snitch, no one cares. Exempt the mafia itself, of course.
>>38564974what's the mafia gonna do? call the police?
>>38565177Attempt to make our life a living hell or murder us and our loved ones.Report Laura's location to that crazy bitch who's bullet proof.
>>38565177I mean in general, really.
>>38564974>it's the only wayWell, we could go to each one of these guys and knock them out with strength 3--it's possible. Or we could very quickly and accurately put a couple bullets in each heart and reach the hostage quicker. This is a hypothetical non-stealth situation. It's so often possible to avoid killing, but just consider what or who you are risking. In this case - Alicia's life/hostage rescue + the objective >>> mafia kidnappers.
>JJ beats his crack addiction
>>38565195we already got two hostile groups after us both of which are already more dangerous the ruskies.
>>38565256Besides once we tell on them the ruskies won't be a problem anymore.
>>38565207At this point we haven't gotten to Alicia yet, so stealth is valuable. Once we do, getting her out of here is valuable. Since there are multiple, well-trained guards here, and we're still a stealth character, stealth is good until we have to fight.
>>38565256Well we should never actively seek to stack the deck further against us.
>(1/2)>unnatural 20>success that was not meant to beWell, she seems to be handling herself. You wish she didn't have to kill these guys, though. You know they're all basically scumbags, but you know how taking a life feels. Maybe it's different for her. Somehow, you don't think so. You take a deep breath, letting the building and its contents stew a while in your lungs. Rusted metal, algae, cigarette smoke. Blood, water – you flinch a little at those. They’re not a happy combo for you. It doesn’t take long to pick up Alicia – she smells nothing like the rest of this place. Her life is one of early breakfasts, constantly new clothes, and fresh flowers. She smells of a world constantly renewing itself; new things to wear, new things to try, new presents, new fashions, new friends. She’s a kaleidoscope, a whirling concentric rainbow.She’s in the yacht, as you somewhat expected.
>>38565256So why get more? Or give those groups someone else interested in helping them?
>>38565288Yeah, I want to stay stealthy too. That was just a what-if, for if we are detected or what could have ended up happening before.
>>38565300they ain't gonna be a problem for us for long>>38565271do what Patton would have done and push east!
>(2/2)You edge your way down the stairs, finding that the man that had been sitting there is no longer among the living, Laura having propped him up against the railings on either side of the steps to produce the illusion of sleeping on the job. You estimate three more left on the ground.They’re not hard to make your way around. They can’t see you, and they’re not expecting trouble, so you manage to make your way almost up to the gangplank extending out to the yacht. As you approach, however, someone emerges, followed closely by another two set of figures. The first is a small, mousy women somewhere in her late teens – probably your age or a year younger. She has fair, freckled skin and a mop of unruly brown hair. Her skinny frame is absolutely covered in thin scars, the echoes of many tiny cuts criss-crossing their way up her arms and across most of her exposed flesh. Even the lower sides of her cheeks are flecked with little dots of scar tissue, as though she was once hit by a whole lot of tiny, sharp rocks. Her eyes dart nervously across her surroundings and she never stops biting her lip. The other two are a man with a smart long stare and a distinctively indistinct haircut, and an older woman in a burgundy suit, much of the skin on her face marred by burns. A long military coat hangs from her shoulders. You realize that, with them outside, there’s only one heartbeat left inside the yacht. The older woman says something in Russian, and the girl nods nervously – and you just know, somehow.She knows someone’s in here.>[ ] Leap onto the yacht, try to bull past them to Alicia.>[ ] EYEBEAMS!>[ ] Bullet time.>[ ] Write in.
>>38565334>>[ ] Bullet time.
>>38565334>[ ] EYEBEAMS!
>>38565334>>[ ] Bullet time.I think its time.
>>38565334>[ ] Bullet time.Just shoot them.
>>38565334>[ ] Bullet time.eyebeams narrow down the list of suspects
>>38565334>[ ] Bullet time.I wonder if JJ knows anybody willing to buy a yacht.
>>38565334>>[X] Bullet time.
>>38565334>[ ] EYEBEAMS!Specifically the older woman, as she's in charge.
>>38565334>[ ] Bullet time.
>>38565334>>[ ] EYEBEAMS!
>>38565377>not taking the yacht for himself and the tunnel snakes
>>38565334>>[ ] Bullet time.I get the impression that mutant or no NotBalaika is still going to kick our ass.
>>38565405We don't need one and it'd be recognized.
>>38565334>[ ] Bullet time.Hopefully this gives laura a chance to close the distance.
>[ ] EYEBEAMS!to knock the boat over?I mean they're in a boat
>>38565334>bullet timeA farewell to kneecaps.Fuck...Bialaka.We are a bit fucked.Of all the quest I expected to run afoul her, I did not expect here
>>38565334>[ ] Bullet time.Pop pop popMakin' muthafuckas drop
>>38565334>[ ] Bullet time>[ ] Disabling shots at joints for now.>[ ] Small, controlled bursts.
>>38565405We need money more than a yacht, JJ got to get his eats
How about we knock the boat over with eyebeams and cut through the bottom and collect our prize? We can find it with thermovision, because it can see through walls.
inb4 JJ tries to "shoot to kill" and has them bleed out instead
>>38565334I hate to you know split the party, but why don't we start eyebeaming as a distraction whilst Laura goes in and saves the girl?>[ ] EYEBEAMS!
>>38565334>[ ] Bullet time.Aim for center of mass.
>>38565453and who do we know that would buy a yacht from JJ and not a legal normal yacht salesman?Moon Knight maybe?
>>38565468>[ ] This
>>38565334>Bullet time, stabbed and shot thugs is gang violence, eyebeamed enemies is a mutant murderer...
>>38565468That can only end horribly
>>38565334I'd rather we not kill them. Especially the young one. Any non-lethal options except the bullshit charge through without any plan?
>>38565334>>>[ ] Bullet time.Try to keep invisible while moving and shooting. Really aim the first shot for maximum damage, then keep mobile. Look for cower before shooting, so you can stay hidden better.
>>38565491>implying he doesn't already have a Moon-yacht
>>38565405Only if we are taking it to mutant Cuba
>[X] Bullet time.With Geo it's honestly stronger than eyebeams. As a bonus, we determine a little about how tough they are without playing our whole hand.
>>38565468That's fucking retarded. Drown yourself.
>>38565475Because we haven't made a plan for that and yelling "Get the girl" takes away from the distraction.>>38565468Pretty sure our Punches From the Punch Dimension aren't that strong. We could however, just skip to the boat cutting.
>>38565475This could work.
>>38565499Knee cap em and disarm them.>>38565511Geo works on eyebeams as well.
>>38565499They are likely mutants, with unknown power sets. We might get mind raped, disintegrated, or worse, if we touch them, or if they stare at us long enough.
>>38565499>especially the young oneLaura is a young one, how often do you think people get snkt for not even trying to kill her?
>>38565542Yeah but I am not too worried about them overpowering us. I mean Laura's on our side after all and we are pretty much the god of hellfire by now.
>[X] Bullet time.>BLAP BLAP BLAP! check>DC15>+3 modifierI can't believe it's taken you this long to shoot an actual gun.
>>38565334>[ ] Bullet time.Double tap them all. I'd really rather not get rekt by some mutie or get shot by that expy.
>>38565573JJ really isn't hot shit as far as most mutants go
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>38565588
Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>38565588Oh lawd, draw on our inner Barracuda.
Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>38565588
Rolled 7 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>38565588
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>38565588
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>38565588pop pop pop
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>38565588
>>38565599Close but passed
>>38565588Would we have gotten a reroll if we rolled a 1?
Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>38565588
>>38565596Have you looked at his booty lately? He's most definitely the hottest mutant in town right now. Just ask Laura.
Rolled 18 + 3 (1d20 + 3)pop popwatching mothafuckas drop
>>38565596JJ actually is. We can turn a bus invisible, lift 3.5 tons & cut steel, have some of the best senses around, have Spider-man-ish agility, and we have Taskmastering. On top of everything else. Taskmaster alone is a threat in Marvel mostly because he knows his limits & when to cut and run.
>>38565749>Spider-man-ish agilityI hope you aren't mistaking agility as speed like some people do.
>>38565749>>38565633If only he could break free from the cruel mistress that is /tg/ dice
>>38565596Most mutants don't actually get very good powers.
>>38565784Don't forget that the kinesthetics and contortionist mutations help boost our dodging agility.
>>38565784No, agility is agility. If I meant speed, I'd have said speed.We are faster than a normal human thanks to strength (in terms of sprinting, not super-speedster with the reactions to accompany that), but we do have high-superhuman agility.>>38565795And that is what makes his comic so approachable and well-liked.
>>38565599>16>successYou don’t think. Stopping to think keeps getting you shot, or stabbed, or worse.Hell, once it got your eyes gouged out. Your eyes.You raise the SMG, your eyes feeding you a list of probable outcomes for each half-inch of pressure, each slightly left or right, and you open fire. The gun bucks against your grip, bright lashings of fire exploding from the tip. You kinda forgot how much of a kick these things could have, and your first few shots go awry, tearing through the top of the yacht, but you’re quick to steady your hands.Two taps, and the man goes down, a bullet slicing through his knee. Amazingly, he seems mostly unphased, uttering little more than an infuriated grunt. You guess they make them to last in Russia. He draws a pistol from his jacket, eyes scrutinizing the building for the slightest sign of motion. You tap the trigger once more, and it flies from his grip, taking most of his trigger finger with it. The older woman shouts something. Sounds like “Mischa!”You turn the weapon on his companions, and –“Izvinite!” Squeaks the girl, squeezing her eyes shut and swiping a skinny arm through the air.Your danger sense explodes in the back of your brain, screaming for you to move.>Reflex Check>DC16>+4 modifier
>>38565838>No, agility is agility. If I meant speed, I'd have said speed.Just checking. Others have said agility and thought speed was the same.
>>38565820>Most mutants don't actually get very good powers.Even fewer that can't pass for human.
Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>38565857Ohshit
Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>38565857dodge?
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>38565857
Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>38565857
Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>38565857Rolling
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>38565857
>>38565857>each slightly left or rightEach SLIGHT left or right Fuck.
>>38565875Thank Christ. It would have been embarrassing getting hit right then after all the shit we just did.
>>38565875Just in time .
>>38565875Based fucking Wrenloft.
Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>38565857dice don't fail now
>>38565875You are saving us by the skin of our teeth tonight wren.
>>38565875Yeah, you saved us yet again!>>38565879Thank god my roll wasn't close.
>>38565875how many virgins did you sacrifice for those rolls?
>>38565875Skin of our teeth
>>38565875based Wrenloft>>38565879You take JJ's past out of here.
>>38565857>he seems mostly unphasedNot surprised that this happened.
Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)FUCKTHEY GOT A MAGE
>>38565857>“Izvinite!” Squeaks the girl, squeezing her eyes shut and swiping a skinny arm through the air.Atleast she apologized before trying to kill us. I say we avoid trying to kill her in return.
Well geo vision, agility and strength are completely useless.Can't aim with perfect hand to eye coordinationCan't hold gun still with 3 ton gripCan apostrophe them, and get our points back?
>>38565945Yeah trying to be nonlethal is gonna get JJ killed someday. Especially when he's fucking with organized crime
Didn't Remy learn magic from a russian cherie?
>>38565986>she's trying to kill us>avoid trying to kill her How about she can fuck right off like the rest of these mafia kidnappers?
>>38565958As to be expected. I'm not too fluent with Mystic Marvel, so anyone got a guess as to who this is? The only Russian one I can think of is Colossus' sister, who's name is not coming to me.
>>38565990Anon, hush, JJ hadn't fired a gun in forever, and with no familiarity, did this well.
>>38565986Ha no, we just apologize back as we kill her
>>38565857We should keep the smg and get a suppressor for it.
>>38565986nah fuck her.shoot her if we get the chance
>>38566018Not him, but presumably this https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/izvinite
>>38565990Anon, you can't expect JJ to be instantly perfect with a gun he's never used and never seen used. He needed a few shots to get used to it before he pulled off:>You tap the trigger once more, and it flies from his grip, taking most of his trigger finger with it.
>>38566006Killing Gambits friends are gonna do wonders to our relations with him.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36060644/#p36064278
>>38565986>I say we avoid trying to kill her in return.Hahahaha no. No fucking around with Russians on our arse. Especially not the fryface brand.
>>38565990Dude, JJ needed to learn to handle the recoil of this specific gun. We're good now.
>>38565990Well, he did shoot off a gun from another person's hand. With an SMG.From long range.
>>38565997It isn't about being completely nonlethal, it's about minimizing the bodycount where possible
>>38566019Yes, bet when your superpower is body control, aim, and strength, missing because you couldn't aim, control your body, and couldn't use arm strength to hold gun still is well...It kinda breaks immersion.
>>38565986Pretty sure she's apologizing to her boss for not reacting right away.
>>38566079Yeah, but you don't pick the fucking Mage to be the one you keep alive, literally the dumbest thing you could ever do
>>38566060I still wouldn't care if she was JJ's friend.
Chill, we minimize body count, we kill if needed. Maim/cripple works fine, and a foe who thinks you will let them live is likely to surrender, which makes life easier for us.
>>38566114Trying to be nonlethal with a fucking SMG is arguably pretty retarded too
>>38566102Anon, he had no idea how much strength he needed to use to kill the recoil, its why only his first shots were off
>>38566079>where possibleNot when they're combatants with a fucking hostage. And leaving them alive endangers not just our own life, but Laura's and Alicia's.
She sounds fucking miserable. I say we would be doing her a favor.
>>38566117Uh no, Russians kill people who let them live
>>38566135Trying to be nonlethal with any gun is retarded.
>>38566102>missing because you couldn't aimHe could aim, but he forgot to take the recoil inconsideration>control your bodyHe did this by having a perfect grip and form.> and couldn't use arm strength to hold gun still is wellIt doesn't matter how strong you are, you are not going to be able to hold a gun in place if you don't brace against recoil.
>>38566102Strength is one of those things that needs a moment to be set right. JJ could crumple that SMG in his bare hands, he's just not always at that amount of force though. It's like saying because he can chuck a full dumpster he can't shake someone's hand.
>>38566160Only if they find us again, we are highly unlikely to ever run into these people again until someone fudges around with jack.
>>38566117>foe who thinks you will let them live is likely to surrendertop lel, a foe who thinks you won't kill them will exploit that and kill you and you friends. Before or after a possible surrender.
>>38566114>>38566140I never advocated for not killing the three, I said where it applied. Learn to read.Obviously I would prefer to keep us un-pasted, even if it means people must die.
we should have brought a silencer
>>38566160They might be preoccupied with the Maggia, since those guys might want to have a word. I hear getting your granddaughter kidnapped is a thing that upsets mob bosses.
>>38566194Never said Wont kill anon, kill if needed, wont is a different matter.
>>38566102You're breaking my immersion by being a reactionary tard
>>38566202>wasting a mangowhat a monster
>>38566060Pretty sure Gambits friend is Magik, not this girl
>>38566202I can't wait until we actually get money and can afford weaponry, JJ would make a damn good snipah
>>38566199You said "where possible". It's definitely a possibility here.
>>38566246Get optical magnification and he can snipe with eye blasts.
>>38565875>16>fucking wrenloft magicYou don’t know why (you never do when this shit happens), but you hurl yourself to one side. There is an almighty, ear-splitting screech, and a roar not unlike the clapping of a vast audience. Every sheet of glass in the building explodes into a hundred-or-so glistening shards, cascading down through the air like a great torrent of scintillating, clear flame. That includes the glasses in your coat pocket. A sharp, searing pain lashes across your leg, blood pushing through your jeans. Luckily, your coat was trailing behind you as you moved, so there’s no glass working its way through your small intestines, but the tiny explosion has peppered your leg with a multitude of small cuts. None of it seems to have penetrated too deep, but it really, really hurts. It hurts a lot more when, seemingly of their own accord, the tiny flecks of glass draw themselves out of your jeans, spiraling away through the air. You realize, with increasing horror, that none of the glass from above has actually hit the ground – it’s hovering several meters above the floor, orbiting the yacht in a slow, almost galactic spin. The girl with the cuts scratches her arms, her eyes lit by a pale flame.There is a collective screech as every shard of glass in the building turns in mid-air, angling its sharpest edge in your general direction. Holy fucking shit. >[ ] RUN. >[ ] Jump onto the yacht, get close. >[ ] Try to blast as many as you can down with eyebeams.>[ ] Blast the girl with eyebeams.>[ ] Write in.
>>38566246>damn goodMore like >the best
>>38566247Where possible, as in, where it isn't in direct conflict with our chances of staying alive.It didn't take much effort to not kill those mooks.Going out of our way to be nonlethal here increases our chances of being brutally mutilated by a lot.
>>38566263It's kinda easy to find the guy who shot a beam across the city.
>>38566246Just loot the dead bodies, we can buy ammo at walmart
>>38566245Source on that?
>>38566246>Mugga buying guns>in Jew YorkAnon I don't know how to tell you this...
>>38566263Especially once he can shoot around obstacles.
>>38566296>[ ] Blast the girl with eyebeams.May as well open fire too.
>>38566296>[ ] Blast the girl with eyebeams.Gank the mage
>>38566296>[ ] Blast the girl with eyebeams.
>>38566296>blast the girl with eyebeams
>>38566296>[ ] Try to blast as many as you can down with eyebeams.Go wide.
>>38566296>[ ] Blast the girl with eyebeams.enough of this shit
>>38566296>>[ ] Blast the girl with eyebeams.Knock her into the water.
>>38566296>>[ ] Blast the girl with eyebeams.Let Laura take care of the rest.
>>38566296>[ ] Jump onto the yacht, get close. Shooting her isn't going to stop the glass from piercing into us like SWORDS OF REVEALING LIGHT
>>38566296Light her the fuck up. Eye beams and bullets and fuck I don't know kick a shoe at her or something.
>>38566321Yes I forgot people don't ever sell or buy illegal weaponry.
>>38566296>[ ] Blast the girl with eyebeams.IN THE FACE
>>38566296>>[ ] Blast the girl with eyebeams.
>>38566296Jump on the yacht, eyebeam the girl in midair
>>38566296>Jump onto the yacht, get closewhile>try to blast as many as you can down with eyebeamsthen>blast the girl with eyebeams
>>38566296>[ ] Blast the girl with eyebeams.Laura please hurry up and kill these fags.
>[ ] Blast the girl with eyebeams.>>38566172GEOINTUITIVE VISION (Senses, Agility): JJ’s visual perception has become rigorously attuned to geometric patterns, trajectories, and pathways. He can intuitively know how best to aim an object so that it gets from point A to point B, predict the trajectories of moving forces in visual range, and know exactly the angle and velocity required to ‘bounce’ an object along a predetermined pathway.>He can intuitively know how best to aim an object so that it gets from point A to point B, predict the trajectories of moving forces in visual range.>predict the trajectories of moving forces in visual range.Was he not looking at the gun?
>>38566296>Blast the girl with eyebeams
Is the screaming chick a redhead?
>>38566296>>[ ] Jump onto the yacht, get close. >>[ ] Blast the girl with eyebeams.
>>38566296>[ ] Blast the girl with eyebeams.Geek the mage. Or Russian Shatterbird.
>>38566296>[ ] Try to blast as many as you can down with eyebeams.
>>38566321Have you never ever heard of purchasing firearms illegally?
>[x] Blast the girl with eyebeams.Death solves all problems
>>38566361>Shooting her isn't going to stop the glass from piercing into us like SWORDS OF REVEALING LIGHTThe Glass is controlled by her. Break her concentration/knock her out and the glass will just fall down (mostly) harmlessly.
>>38566296>[ ] Blast the girl with eyebeams.Not a vote for kill her btw. Hopefully enough to dunk her in the drink or knock her out cold.
>>38566436Falling glass is deadly as shit
>>38566296>>[ ] Blast the girl with eyebeams.And now we have fucking Russian Mafia Shatterbird.Welp, time to kill everything.
>>38566436I'm under the impression that it's about to be launched at us in droves.If that's the case then it's who's quicker on the draw.
>>38566296>[ ] Blast the girl with eyebeams.>[ ] Jump into the water
>>38566296>[ ] Blast the girl with eyebeams.Hopefully we can do some damage.
>>38566296>[ ] Blast the girl with eyebeams. non-lethally if possible.
>this bitch broke out phoneFuck her so god damn much, we just fucking got this.
>>38566320Young russian girl teaching that spell he used ? Chances are quite high it's Magik
>>38566513Rat these guys out to Moon Knight after this.
>[X] EYEBEAMS>Pew Pew Check>DC15>+3 modifier>+1 for semi-cognisant target
>>38566513Our glasses were broken, not the phone.
Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)I could have sworn that Crusty said he didn't actually get that far into Worm?>>38566531
Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)AHHKILL!
>>38566513It broke our sunglasses, not the phone
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>38566531
>>38566513our glasses, not our phone
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>38566531
Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>38566531zaaap
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>38566531
>>38566296>[ ] Blast the girl with eyebeamsNot a vote to kill her either. Don't give a shit about the flatscans, but I imagine JJ's more sympathetic to muggas. That said, if she drowns while getting knocked out I don't give a fuck
>>38566461The glass is angled, so the implication is that it is either behind or around JJ. It won't just rain down vertically.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>38566531
We really should have just shot the obvious mutie/mage first.
Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>38566531
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>>38566365>>38566421I thought we were looking for something besides rusted hi-points?i'm joking in all honesty private sellers or a gunshow would be easier and have a better selection
>>38566573Nah, man. She's a cute girl/scarwaifu. Can't hurt her.
>>38566550JJ how are you not crack bitching? This is insane.
>>38566569good thing you posted late this time Wrenloft.
>>38566569Well, you were doomed to blow it and its a good thing you blew it now.
Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>38566550Thank you based anon, have a wizliz.>>38566531And let's see what I would've got if not for that connection.
>>38566566Pretty sure JJ doesn't hold the lives of baseline humans below possible mutants. Especially when they're both trying to kill him.
>>38566569dud fired after it matters. Your luck holds out.
>>38566615good thing my internet connection was bad at that time.
>>38566604Oh here we go.Any time somebody advocates for not being a murderhobo one of you faggots come out.Not even in the camp for non-kill but please fuck off.
>>38566604I hope that's sarcasm. If not, please end yourself.
>>38566386I think you are misunderstanding the fundamental way Geo works. It's an ability that's meant to be used with thrown projectiles, not guns. JJ actually has to adapt to using a gun before he can effectively use Geo in conjunction with it. Just looking at the gun is pointless unless he's going to thrown the damn thing.
>>38566626Success or failure?
>>38566639>murderhoboIf you don't know what a word means, don't use it.
>>38566633That was 4chan, not you, it fucked me over as well. I didn't even see that message I sent you actually go through.
>>38566639Yes. Because this quest is filled with non-murderhobos based around that modus operandi due to wanting scarred-waifus.Chill brah.
>>38566668Success. I had trouble posting for several minutes and wasn't sure if I had fixed the problem.
>>38566687This man speaks the truth.
>>38566659>throw gun>shoot trigger with laserbeam>remotely fire gun while it rotates>defeat whole room of people without even being in itYes!
>>38566676Murderhobos kill all things until the problem is solved, which at least a handful of people advocated doing because the dial got cranked.
>>38566639>>38566687Killing a kidnapper that's going to kill you and your girlfriend is being a murderhobo now?
>>38566768It's kind of our only real option right now, what are gonna do, ask the glass to not kill us?
>>38566805It's magic. Who's to say it's not going to work?
>>38566777JJ doesn't kill others because: he's a beta; he's been through some shit and doesn't want to be the cause of it for others; muggas have enough on their plates.
>>38566827Definitely not JJ. It would be kind of hard to talk after being attacked by glass.
>>38566805Knock out the bitch. We didn't exactly go blazing against the Sinister Six and we even saved one of Creeper's mutant thugs
>>38566848He's been through worse.
>>38566867No, I mean he literally wouldn't be able to speak. He'd either be dead, or his throat mangled.
>>38566687I'd feel no different if it were a mousy guy. We don't know the whole story here, so it's hard to say what's right and wrong.That being said, i'm for killing the person trying to kill us.>>38566676It's not even a real word.>>38566805It is the best option. I'm just saying the waifu arguments are always pedantic and annoying.
>>38566889And I said that he has been through worse and still manages to speak quite well. Wouldn't be the first time he 'died' either.
>>38566844You aren't even talking about the same thing.
>>38566904>its not even a real wordFuck off
>>38566904>It's not even a real word.>real word
>tfw harem neverAtleast we have a good waifu
>>38566904>>38566687 here, yeah totally not what I was responding about. I saw a reply that went like:>Any time somebody advocates for not being a murderhobo one of you faggots come out.Replying to >>38566604>Nah, man. She's a cute girl/scarwaifu. Can't hurt her.You see, it's a joke about how often we have people give that as a reason. Also, >We don't know the whole story here, so it's hard to say what's right and wrong.Pretty sure Russian kidnappers are by default in the wrong.
>>38566972You fuck off first murderhobo
>>38567002>harem in HMQWouldn't fit.
>>38567027Rags to bitches story of a lifetime
>>38567002it took almost a 100 threads to get with Laura it would take like 500-700 threads to get a harem going.CJ and his Bendis level decompression
>>38566550>unnatural 20>success from beyond the Twilight ZonePanic clenches your chest, and you do the first thing that comes to mind.Before she gets a chance to fling her levitating artillery barrage in your direction, you unleash a blast of bright blue light from your eyes. It streaks over the water, hitting her square in the chest. She’s not a big girl, and she’s not exactly wearing body armour – her sense in fashion seems to trend toward tank tops and military pants, and they’re not even properly fitted to her. The blast slams her back against the yacht, knocking the wind from her lungs. Sputtering between clenched teeth, she collapses to her knees, hugging her stomach. The halo of glass stops, some barely-tangible, motive force passing through it, and falls out of the air.You hear a gruff, angry shout behind you, and turn around just in time to see one of the men on the ground levelling his SMG in your direction. Your danger sense doesn’t kick in, though, so...Gunfire rattles through the building, and he slumps down, several thin streams of dark red vapour erupting from his chest. Laura jogs past him as he hits the floor, smoke trailing from the pistol in her hand. “Thanks!” You shout. She nods in response. You both direct your attention to the yacht. The older woman appears to be hefting the man up against her shoulder, muttering something to him in Russian. She catches sight of you, your eye-blasting fit having dissipated your invisibility, and raises a handgun, firing three quick shots. She has a good eye, but her attention is divided, and you know where she’s aiming before she does. You duck aside, the bullets passing harmlessly over your shoulder.>[ ] PEW PEW PEW.>[ ] Jump over there, disarm her. >[ ] “Your mutant is down, you should probably just quit.” >[ ] Write in.
>>38567015>murderhoboConsidering how badly you've already mangled the meaning of it, what you're saying doesn't mean much.
>>38567064>[ ] PEW PEW PEW.
>>38567003>Russian kidnappers are by default in the wrong. >Mutants working for mafia bosses are by default in the wrong.
>>38567064>>[ ] PEW PEW PEW.Reapply invis
>>38567064>[ ] Jump over there, disarm her.KO punch!
>>38567064>PEW PEW PEW
>>38567064>[ ] Jump over there, disarm her.
>>38567064>>[ ] Jump over there, disarm her.
>>38567064>WATAAAH>flying monkey leap into taser hands to the face
>>38567064>>[ ] PEW PEW PEW.She has fired lethal rounds at us, her formal permit to live has been revoked.
>>38567064>>[ ] Jump over there, disarm her.I mean that literally. Remove her upper limbs.
>>38567064>>[ ] PEW PEW PEW.no reason not to.
>>38567064>>[ ] PEW PEW PEW.This is balalaika, take no chances.
>>38567064>[ ] “Your mutant is down, you should probably just quit.” Maybe we won't even tell on you, if you can offer something in return.
>>38567064>[ ] PEW PEW PEW.Gotta git gud with guns. Go invisible again too.
>>38567064>[ ] Jump over there, disarm her. >[ ] “Your mutant is down, you should probably just quit.”
>>38567064>>[ ] Jump over there, disarm her.As long as this gang war keeps going on, the cops are staying off from mutant affairs.
>We jump in to punch her out>Turns out she isn't to be fucked with and breaks our armThat would be fucking beautiful
>>38567063It would take infinite time for harem, because its shit outside of its genre and does not belong here.
>>38567064>[ ] Jump over there, disarm her.More because I want to try hand to hand against the scarred ruskie
>>38567064>[ ] PEW PEW PEW
>>38567064>[ ] PEW PEW PEW.We have no idea what she is capable of. Just stick with what seems to work.
>>38567064>PEW PEW PEWI BLINK WHEN I MAKE THE PEW SOUNDSFOR MY LASERs
we should bluff and shout something about Hyrdra or AIM or the Skrull Kill Krew or the Champions or Chechenya
>>38567165Probably is what is going to happen. She is fucking Black Lagoon character after all.
>>38567170Apparently there's a lot of shit involved in real life harems as well. Just ask poland.
>>38567064>>[ ] Jump over there, disarm her. >>[ ] “Your mutant is down, you should probably just quit.”
>[ ] Jump over there, disarm her. >[ ] “Your mutant is down, you should probably just quit.”
>>38567064>[ ] PEW PEW PEW.>>38567106>>38567148With these.
>>38567064>>[ ] PEW PEW PEW.
>>38567153>>38567173Hurr dur lets run towards a person shooting at you with a gun.You guys are soo smart.
>>38567096Nope, we're doing a recuse op to get drugs off the street. We have surpassed our quota for good deeds so well that Santa's going to make an exception about visiting poor people next time around.
>>38567064>Fast ball special Laura over there?I mean, yes she'd get shot. But if we pulled it off it'd be awesome.
>>38567207what happened in poland?
>people wanting to try and disarm BalalaikaGoddamit people, are you suicidal?
>>38567232That's almost as bad as getting into CQC with an unknown.
>>38567064>[ ] Jump over there, disarm her.>[ ] “Your mutant is down, you should probably just quit.”
>>38567232I dount she has the reaction time to shoot JJ going sanic
>>38567064>>[ ] Jump over there, disarm her.and some diplomancy wouldn't hurt.
>>38567064>[ ] PEW PEW PEW.>Lasers for good measure>Maybe throw some harsh words if we feel we haven't done enough.
>>38567255Literally no one knows about characters from animu
>>38567064>>[ ] Jump over there, disarm her. Tazer if necessary>>[ ] “Your mutant is down, you should probably just quit.”
>>38567235Santa doesn't visit mobster lackeys budEspecially mutant ones
>>38567272JJ isn't sanic. He's just Usain Bolt+.
>38567064>[ ] Jump over there, disarm her. >[ ] “Your mutant is down, you should probably just quit.”
>>38567272It takes less time to pull trigger, than to fly towards someone. JJ don't have super speed, and she is aiming at him.Also she might have superpowers.
>>38567064>[ ] PEW PEW PEW.No need to give 'em something else to ID us.
>>38567255Stop metagaming faggot
>>38567064>>[x] Jump over there, disarm her.
>>38567064>[ ] PEW PEW PEW.Laura, please hurry.
>>38567330If she can hit JJ going full speed she could've hit him standing still
>>38567255Neither JJ nor I know. Might want to post about this when we start the fight next time, though.
Better not fail the obligatory really difficult roll for melee that ends up crippling us (for a little while, regen OP need nerf now)
>>38567343You don't have to metagame to not want to get into a fist fight with someone with completely unknown capabilities.
>>38567320Santa visits anyone who believes you faggot.
>>38567255You know it's probably not her, since she's not a character in the marvel universe? It's probably the Russian, some dude that fought the Punisher and than grew breasts and started wearing women's clothing
>>38567255How proficient in cqc are we talking about here? GitS Major, or full Solid Snake?We'd get a couple of sweet moves out of it, at least.
>>38567366JJ not knowing about her is a pretty good reason for him not to be overly reckless.
>>38567064>>[x] Jump over there, disarm her. >>[x] “Your mutant is down, you should probably just quit.”
>[X] Disarm.>Combat Check>DC17>+3 modifier
>>38567249Polish 'social media celebrities' have been exposed letting saudi arabian princes shit on them for money. Head over to /int/ they are having a field day with this.
Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>38567419bullet wounds
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Rolled 2 (1d20)>>38567419
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>38567419
>>38567360Do you even movement?We are moving towards her becoming bigger, easier to hit target, that has less time to dodge.This is retarded. + she might be actually good at fighting in close combat, or have abilities.
>>38567320>Independent guy doing one, unaided (as in no outside help) job to get drugs off the streets>Totally a mob grunt, so mobster, like he's shaking in his cannolis.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>38567419
Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>38567419Rolling
Rolled 9 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>38567419
>>38567429>>38567430>>38567431What a great idea. Let's get the dangerous as fuck mafia leader to surrender.
>>38567429>>38567430>>38567431FUUUUUUUUUUUU-IT WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN SOMETIME
Save us Moon Knight!
>>38567429>>38567431>>38567440Crack bitch am returned.
>>38567429>>38567430>>38567431Crackbitch's back. We didn't miss you.
You guys are retards.
>>38567430>>38567429>>38567431I fucking knew our wrenluck wouldn't last
Ahahaha yeah. I dont even care that the DC was manageable, this is what was probably going to happen.
Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>38567429>>38567430>>38567431There's the JJ we know and... know.
>>38567429>>38567430>>38567431Well, it was bound to happen at some point.
>>38567459with these rolls all below 10, failure was guaranteed no matter what
>>38567459Don't blame me. I voted for PEW PEW PEW
>>38567440It was bound to happen
>>38567479>>38567485how much karma do we have anyways?
>>38567459Well, if we had kept shooting with these rolls, we would have probably killed miss manfredi
Roll low with gun. It can jam, we miss, at worst we take a bullet.Roll low with disarm. We are now a fucking hostage.I love you guys.
With these rolls, any choice would have been a failure.Character sheet says we have Karma. Can we use it to reroll`?
cracknigga JJ is back.
>>38567492Pfft it would've happened either way
>>38567459DC 17. Knocking out those guards was on-par/harder.
>>38567485>>38567479the nat 1 came in 4th
>>38567445Tell that the police you sickoYou're already responsible for the deaths of at least 3 different people tonight
>>38567491Actually, that's not true. Different people would have rolled.
>>385675121 according to stats
Failure is fun, don't act like a typical muggle and try to weasel your way out of this shit with karma
>>38567531Failure from shooting would not be as drastic as failing to disarm someone.
I don't think I have enough laughing man images in my hard drive.
>>38567512None. Zero. Spent the last point ages ago.
>>38567526Low roll on shooting we kill the girl
>>38567533Knocking out the guards -silently- when there were 3 in the same place.Same difficulty to disarm -one- person.
>>38567536I'd rather not have her shoot our eyes out to stop any more optic blasts.
>>38567555She's going to get killed by Laura, yes.
>>38567562unless we hit manfredi's girl or set fire on boat
>>38567562It's a negligible differenceWe're much better up close What's she gonna do?Stab us?
>>38567586Are you stupid?
>>38567579I think Kimura was worse then this. Anyways, grabbing the popcorn.
>>38567591Probably just shoot us. She has a gun you know.
>incoming willpower roll
>>38567591Shoot us or pull out a combat knife and sever a few of our arteries. Or yeah, stab us fatally.
>38567591She has a gun. She will probably shoot us.Then we probably ether gonna bleed out, or go berserk, witch will make us eat the mafio daughter or some shit, when we roll 1 again.
>>38567613Man we took buck shot at like point blankThe only threat was the muggie, and she's down for the count
Reminder that Subdermal armor is a power we can vote for in the future to strength and help make this less of a problem in the future
>>38567620>only option to escape is to eat her
>>38567633We didn't roll a 1, anon, chill the fuck out
>>38567608She should be, honestly. Kinda has the advantage of invulnerability over Balalaika. They are similarly skilled though I would think. Of course Bala's pain threshold is likely immense.
>>38567653They've still got a Brute and Scarface who may be packing more than we know.
>>38567653>The only threat was the muggie
>>38567665I think anons are more upset than usual because of the constant successes
>>38567574An SMG round is going to pierce several decks of the yacht?>>38567586Common Sense
>worrying over 9mm
>>38567709I'm butt bothered because I have literally no idea who this is.
Can we spend Karma now?I don't want our string of non-fuckups to end.
>>38567665>someone asks what she might do, like stabbing us>I answer>Chill the fuck out, dudeWhat?
>>38567717what movie is that from?
>>38567723Enjoy watching JJ get his arms ripped off and a bullet in the brain.
>>38567723Balalaika>>38567725Only if we rolled a 1.
>>38567725Karma only works on nat 1swe rolled 3,3,2no karma>>38567744I dunno
>>38567726Are you autistic and actually thought that was a serious question?
>>38567758That 3 wasn't linked though
>>38567793Unlinked rolls count.
>>38567771It was probably sarcastic. What does that have to do with chilling out?
>>38567793dun matta bruh
How much time has passed since the quest started? Three months, maybe four?
>>38567793Linking does not matter.
>>38567725Karma only works on crit failures, not regular ones. Eventually he might have to change it though, given we've maxed and crit fail proofed most checks
>>38567758>karma only on nat 1sI forgot about this, and thank fuck it's a rule. JJ getting out robusted by someone who knows the basics of cqc is fine once in a while, you know?
>>38567805Like two at most
>>38567805A month at most.
>>38567805>most of the quest time JJ was in a coma
>>38567823>once in a while>quest end
What was the plan after disarming her? Arresting her?
>>38567805It feels like it has been years
>>38567858Sweet sweet hatesex.
>>38567805started... I wanna late november/early december. timeskip with the cocoon.think its early mid-January, did New Year's happen yet? its late december at the very leastmonth and half to two months I think
>>38567874>did New Year's happen yet?Yes.
>>38567858Pressing her for more information. Start dressing like Serpico. Going hardass all over town.
>FAILURETime to finish up here. You want to go home and sleep and never ever meet another Russian again.Breaking into a run, you hurl yourself over the water. You hear a sharp, sudden exclamation in Russian – judging from the inflection, a swear of some kind – before you hit the deck, sliding a few inches along the damp metal. Your danger sense flares up immediately, cracking neural whip across your spine.You duck, and a bullet streaks over you. The Russian swears again as you close in, her eyes narrowing. For someone in her situation, she’s surprisingly calm. She throws her companion down as you sweep at her weapon, just about managing to step out of your reach. You bring your claws around for another slice, and they pass an inch from her belly, leaving a set of long, ragged tears along the breast of her suit. She snarls contemptuously, her canines showing, and lunges in, her shoulders falling into a tight stance reminiscent to you of a boxer’s gait. Two fast jabs snap by you, missing by a matter of centimeters. Somehow, you sort of feel like you know where they’re gonna go before they get there. She brings her off-hand up to squeeze the trigger of her weapon at near point-blank range, and you just about manage to slip to one side, the bullet catching the hem of your coat as it flashes by.She steps back slightly, her eyes unnervingly wide, and your danger sense spikes. She’s not doing anything, though, she’s just –The pain explodes through your leg. You look down, and realize that the man she dropped is still conscious, and he’s pushed a thin knife straight through your calf. Blood pours from the wound, soaking straight through your jeans. You feel your leg buckling, the pain blooming through you, turning everything red… The woman raises her gun, a predatory grin cutting across her face. >[ ] Lay into her with your claws.>[ ] Point-blank eyeblast.>[ ] Dodge. >[ ] Write in.
>>38567854>JJs going to die from one non-critical failure or non-dire situation dice roll failstop shitting the bed because of one failed check you nerd
>>38567858Throw into water or knock unconscious.
>>38567898>[ ] Lay into her with your claws.
>>38567858No. After she saw how we heroically didn't kill her she would see the error of her ways and become a good person obviously
>>38567898>[ ] Point-blank eyeblast.
>>38567858Tazing her like the others? Why would it be any different?
>>38567899>you can't die unless literally everything is going wrong
>>38567898>>[ ] Lay into her with your claws.and tazer once contact has been established.
>>38567898>>[ ] Point-blank eyeblast.
>>38567898>Do a barrel roll!
>>38567898>[ ] Lay into her with your claws.This is why you make sure they aren't getting back up.
>>38567898>[ ] Point-blank eyeblast
>>38567898>>[ ] Point-blank eyeblast.Directly down the barrel of we can
>>38567935>and tazer once contact has been established.That's only for Level 5 claws.
>>38567898>>[ ] Lay into her with your claws.
>[x] Blast the girl with eyebeams.BEHOLDOPTIC BLAST
>>38567898>[ ] Point-blank eyeblast.Right in the mouth.
>>38567898>[ ] Lay into her with your claws.Normally I'd say eye blast for that nonlethal action, but right now we should probably save it for later, just in case. Also because blood for blood seems fair to me.
>>38567985Like one of those carnival water pistol clown things?
>>38567898>[ ] Lay into her with your claws.Should be interesting at least.
My vote is to whichever attack physically moves faster.
>>38567898>[ ] Point-blank eyeblast. right in the stomach.
>>38567858roll to seduce>>38567899There's always one doom and gloom faggot panicking over failuretreat them like crazy people saying the apocalypse is nigh and ignore the dumb fuckers
>>38567898>>[ ] Point-blank eyeblast.That should buy us enough time to gut the stubborn little shit that knifed us. Then we rip fryface a new one.
>>38568026>the apocalypse is nigh>implying it isn'tBurden of proof is on you.
Ok, claw guys, how do you plan to get there quick enough when we have a knife in our leg currently and she's standing a bit away from us?
>>38568026>someone with a 17 dc on just disarming>not worth panicking over
>>38568026I just don't like people doing dumb shit just because plot immunity.
>BEHOLD!>PEW PEW Check>DC15>+3 modifier>+1 for point blank
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>38568086Eh
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>38568086
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>38568086
Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>38568086Rolling
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>38568086rightclops time
Rolled 16 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>38568086
>>38568105And its wrenloft from the second roll with a modified 20.
>>38568105Have I ever told you that, even though you fuck up sometimes, I love you, man.
>>38568105Nice roll. Namefags still bug the shit out of me though
>>38568105You dun good Wren, you dun good.
>>38568136modified 20, unnatural 20. Would unnatural be the better phrase?Probably is.>>38568150Wren keeps quiet so its all good.
>>38568105You doing good man, keep it up.
>>38568194I AM SILLY
>>38568150Eh, Wren's not bad. I prefer him to Tiger, Sargeras and fluff. At least he's quiet.
that said, an annoying faggot is an annoying faggot regardless of what's in the name field
>>38568273>tigerOkay.>sargAn actual pile of shit wired to a computer>fluffThe physical embodiment of everything horrible
>>38568150I still don't understand this hate for namefags at all. Just why?
>>38568105>unnatural 20>fhtagnYou feel your eyes burn. The world turns blue as a beam of light erupts from your eyes, striking the woman across her midsection. She hurtles back, the force of the blast sending her sprawling across the deck, her weapon flying from her hand. She teeters clumsily at the edge of the yacht, her heels snapping against the cold metal, and falls straight down into the water. The pain in your leg doubles, bursting from your throat as a deep, guttural raw. The guy on the ground, that momentous asshole, just twisted the knife in your leg. You feel the pain transform to anger, sparking a smelting fire at the core of your being, its heat churning through you, rising from your skin as a halo of thick, blisteringly hot steam. It crashes in your chest, anger looping around into hunger, hunger feeding the bellows of anger. You feel the wound in your leg beginning to cauterize, your body-heat turning the blade jammed in your flesh red hot. Your jaw detaches with a sharp, visceral pop. >[ ] Resist.>[ ] Don’t resist.
>>38568392>[ ] Resist.do not go CUHRAZY with hostage on board
>>38568392>guttural rawRoar.I am clearly far too tired.
>>38568392>[ ] Resist.
>>38568392>>[ ] Resist.
>>38568392>>[ ] Resist.We need to get the girl.
>>38568392> Resist, of courseI would not like to eat someone in front of Laura
>>38568392>>[ ] Don’t resist.Why not. lets eat the guy that stabbed us.
>>38568392>[ ] Resist.Ice cold baby.
>>38568384part>>38568324part annoying faggot with something in the name field
>>38568392>[ ] Don’t resist.FUCK RUSSIANS
>>38568324Correct, anon. And if/when Wrenloft is one, they'll be called out on it.
>>38568392>[ ] Don’t resist.
>>38568384>at allThen you probably haven't made a genuine attempt to understand why. You don't need to agree with the reasoning behind it, but the logic people use to express their distaste for namefriends is mostly valid.
>>38568454Hey at least they ain't french.
>>38568194>>38568384I wouldn't bother Wrenloft about it because he's not a dick, but Tripfags are cancer, seriously. One of the main reasons 4chan is such a cool place is because we're all equal under the sun, so we can treat others by what they actually say on a case by case basis.It doesn't necessarily HAVE to be a bad thing, but when somebody uses a tripcode on an anonymous board it suggests the kind of rampant narcissism we find on places like reddit.It's a bit different for quest threads though, so whatever.
>>38568392>[ ] Resist
>>38568392>>[x] Resist.Might be fun to see what happens when we finally unleash the best but nah.
Post yfw the only way JJ can continue living ends up being to eat people
>[X] Resist.>Will Check>DC12>+1 modifier
>>38568440Small girl we came here to rescue on board with us. We kind of need her alive and as unharmed as possible. That is why.Not to mention JJ is not the kind of guy who wants to eat people.
Rolled 10 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>38568525Rolling
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>38568525
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>38568525
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>38568525no explode
>>38568392>  Resist.
>>38568502I just don't get why someone would use a name when all they do is roll
>>38568392>[ ] Resist. Remember you're a role model now JJ.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>38568525
Rolled 13 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>38568525
>[x] Don't resistHunger is bad but it feels so good
>>38568324>someone straight out of his first sociology class posting blanket statements and generalizations lel
>>38568547Damnit Wren, give someone else a chance for once will ya.Good roll though. Nice jobbu.
>>38568551Passive attention whoring. At least it's not on the FWG level.
hey guys quick question are we possessed by a demon of gluttony or some shit like that?
I can't wait until we fail a will check, delicious mutant fuel
>>38568614Read the archives please.
>>38568614Dr green broke our x-gene until it lost its natural ability to stop mutating our dna, constantly shifting DNA does things to a mans metabolism
Killing is fine, being unable to control your instincts isn't.
>>38568627>>38568641>>38568662So you guys don't think it's possible?
>>38568614more powers/stronger powers= HUNGERwhich is why I've been pushing for Druid and Photo. powers that focus on negating that problem
>>38568551It really doesn't make any sense, but as I said he's not bothering anyone or being a dick like some of the attention whores on other boards, so it's pretty much cool.
>>38568673>possibleMany, many things are possible. That's a stupid question.
>>38568669Eating is fine, not eating isn't.
>>38568673>So you guys don't think it's possible?
>>38568614Our genetics is a tad unstable right now. It's between getting worse. Don't piss JJ off, basically.
>>38568673Everything is possible in comic land. I sincerly doubt we are possessed by daemons
>>38568688>or being a dick like some of the attention whores on other boardsOr being a terrorist.
I honestly just didn't want to show up in front of the kidnapped girl with bits of russian on our face. She's been through enough and adding crazy man eating mugga to the mix would have been a step too far.
>>38568673Oh, it's totally possible. It's also totally possible that you're Bill Gates, but I'm going to go with the much more likely scenario that you're just some dude.
>>38568752It's not cannibalism, slavs aren't human!
>>38568752She's a mobsters daughter, also we have a knife in our leg and this place is full of dead people.
Doesn't Riastraad make us have an explosion?
>>38568792Granddaughter, the knife can be pulled out, and um.....tell her to close her eyes I guess?
>>38568814It makes us exude metabolic fire.
>>38568827Our leg is still gonna be covered in blood. And covering her eyes doesn't hide the fact that she was obviously raped. Dirty Slavs always of the raping of little girls
>>38568814Not exactly. Just a massive increase in metabolic processes that makes us extremely hot to touch. Or be near. Or - well, its heat but no boom outside of specific circumstances.
>>38568740If I remember correctly, he was arrested just for owning those magazines, right? Which he printed out to shitpost with.
>>38568740Well that was a fun read.
>>38568883He also posted bomb making instructions online. And his "threats" were probably included somewhere. He was denied bail a few times too IIRC.
>>38568814To do it at will, yeah
>>38568910So his whole life was ruined because he decided to pretend to be a Muslim extremist on the internet.
>>38568547>19>jj wants to be hardcore but wrenloft won't let himYour stomach churns. It seethes with want, and suddenly – suddenly he’s all you can smell. His blood, flowing from the wounds you inflicted upon his knee and his fingertips. His flesh, peppered with gunsmoke and healthy eating and constant exertion. His bones, broken often but thick with marrow. He tried to kill you, whines the animal, its fangs nibbling at your ears. He twisted the knife.He’d do the same to you. Anyone would, if they had to. If they got the chance. The fire in your belly screaming, you wrap your claws around his neck, heaving him up. His eyes display no fear – it’s more like disgust. You stop. You push it back. You hold it down. You stand stock still, blood rushing, heart pounding insistently. Grunting at the effort, he tears the knife from your leg, raising it aloft –Gunfire barks over the water. His head snaps back, blood filling your eyes. His body loses all motive tension – he seems to turn to putty in your hands, the breath vanishing instantly from his lungs. Bobbing atop his neck, his head slumps awkwardly to one side, smoke pouring from the mess of his skull.Your jaw reasserts itself into its proper shape, and you look back. Laura stands upon the gangplank, smoke lingering upon the nozzle of her pistol. Her eyes bore into you. She knows, whispers the animal. She knows what you were going to do.-------------------------------------------------- HMQ 108: END>Congratulations! X-Point!>Congratulations! You were pretty operator today!>Congratulations! You didn’t eat Boris!
>>38568939correction.His whole life was ruined because he decided to pretend to be a Muslim extremist on 4chan.
>>38568954Thanks for running crusty!And bank.
>>38568954>You didn’t eat Boris!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyHuG1ks04A
>>38568954thanks for runningis there even a 1point power to buy?
>>38568954And then their relationship was destroiedWe had a good run boys
>>38568954Happy we didn't eat Boris.After we rescue Alicia I think we should talk to Laura about what we're afraid of becoming.
Animal side can get rekt, JJ chose not to.
>>38568954Laura a shitFEED is true waifu
>>38569040You're the same kind of asshole who wanted REMOVE as there waifu in false dendrite quest
>>38569024>is there even a 1point power to buy?Solar Paneling.
>>38569032she already knows about URGES & HUNGER
>>38569032>>38569037Didn't we already tell Laura about our growing urge to feed after we almost ate the grey blob back in the Scar?
>>38569064You actually read that crap. I'm so sorry anon.
>>38569079There's a difference between knowing, and watching them almost eat somebody
>>38569089I think we did.
>>38569067oh yeah, I'll vote for it>>38568954hey CJ, Solar panneling!
>>38569024There is optic magnification (or what ever its called) and the wing boost thing that speeds up flight, but we need optics 3 for that to unlock.
>>38569089Yeah, but now we can confide in her how much more its starting to scare us.
>>38568954Solar Paneling.Or Bank.Either one's good.
Aww man. So how do we stop JJ from going full The Thing and eating everyone in the future?
>>38569122How is it scary at all? Boo hoo I want to eat people.
>>38569103he got to see her TRIGGER SCENT face and you what did afterwards?made out with her and are going steady
>>38569146I think JJ might be a little scared that he wants to eat people. Or worried.Maybe concerned.
>>38569120ah, telescopic is 3 points, my bad.
>>38569093Archelons universe creating is actually quite impressive, as is the strength of the shitstorms his quests form... I'm personally a hardcore lore junkie so the fact he can do that is actually quite impressive and worth trawling through anons shitting on each other to read. >>38569146Pic related
>>38568954Solar panels, to give us further opportunities to mitigate hunger
Okay, numbered vote.Remember the rules chaps. Nothing but the number, unless you're voting for phasing. Then you can do what you want. Vote,>1 for SOLAR PANELING>2 to BANK
>>38569174At worst concerned JJ is a layed back mugga
>>385692013 for Phasing!
>>38569238Know who probably doesn't give a shit and would be like "Oh well, guess its time to eat people"...Typhoon.
>tfw no quest with the HUNGER issue will accept it and feed>all of them end up "I'm a monstar waah"
a one time payment of 1 x point can help save the lives of the crunchy succulent people around one starving crack bitchvote today
>>38569300Go write it yourself then.
>>38569277It's a pretty easy price to pay for being homosuperior-superior
>>38569355I can't believe how close phasing came.Solar panel takes it, 9-8-71>>38569210>>38569211>>38569217>>38569227>>38569243>>38569259>>38569268>>38569294>>385693182>>38569221>>38569231>>38569244>>38569247>>38569251>>38569282>>38569284>>38569286Phasing>>38569240>>38569249>>38569252>>38569306>>38569314>>38569319>>38569342
>>38569326Im complaining purely because I can't write.
>>38569300Anon, this is the 108th thread. Back-story is a thing, as well as knowing what we do about what it would do to us (bad things).
>>38569370Then please be considerate and take it to the quest thread general or such.
SOLAR LIZARD WINS.You now praise the sun 50% more effectively.
>>38569368Man, phasing is getting their shit together.
>>38569400how much more does JJ love Sunny D?
>>38569400Had phasing won, would you have done anything?>>38569409We're coming back baby
>>38569400Would you mind answering some ask.fm questions, Crusty?Either now or later when you have time. Either one's fine.
>>38569396>I'm not allowed to speak about things semi-relevant to the quest in the questNo.
>>38569300Young Monster quest, Hollow Quest. Lot's of eating people and stuff in those.
Huh,We will likely never be friends with Marrow
>>38569421does laugh count?
>>38569431Well fuck you too?
>>38569446I like to think she's rather tsundere/has hate-inspired sexual tension with JJ.That'd be funny.
>>38569441We could use another quest with eating people...and HQR could stand for more soul nomming.
>>38569446Fuck MarrowShe's a bony cunt
>>38569441>HQRehh.. one of my favs but the focus shifted from nomming bastards awhile ago...
>>38569400Wait, is that a Lizard Quest reference?
>>38569446she hasn't looked at our butt though>hfw we bend over to pick something up
>>38569480I think HQR's QM is a bit of a cock, personally. He can write but damn is he an asshole sometimes.
>>38569441>recommending shit questsThat's just rude anon
>>38569475>>38569480HQR is ending soon anyways. Someone start a new quest where we start out as a parasite in someones ass or something.
>>38569469JJ did penetrate her from behind with her own projectile.
>>38569478>>38569469Because not only did JJ and Rogue chow down on her, but she watched them have roaring kaiju sex.And maybe she wants a piece of that.You know what.We should buy adhesive tongue later.
>>38569509are you that autistic anon nobody likes? the one that writes the paragraphs?
>>38569446We ate parts of her body. She was inside us. And not in the fun way.No shit we ain't making friends any time soon. Also she's a colossal bitch.
>>38569512I don't know any other quest where you eat people, what am I suppose to do?
>>38569534I have never posted in HQR, so no?
>>38569546I dunno, try akun?
>>38569525>but she watched them have roaring kaiju sex.Nah, they just beat the shit out of each other.
>tfw when one of the next tier three abilities is phasing that works in tandem with invisTruly we would be ghost
>>38569546Tell him the truth, the ones that exist are bad, go bitch at qtg to make a not shit one
>>38569570>tfw JJ becomes Phantom Limb but much less of a douche.
>>38569565No anon, they had kaiju sex
>>38569561Aint that just a /d/ tier hole of smut stories?
>>38569032Step 1 : Get Laura into vore?????PROFIT!
LETS ALL BASELESSLY SPECULATE WHAT THE TIER 3 POWERS WILL BE UNTIL THE THE THREAD 404s.Telekinesis?X-ray vision?radiation?cold powers?the ability to pancakes that are perfect circles?
>>38569610No. Although half of the site is smut and yurishit, the other half isn't.
>>38569642>The things we ate in shadow quest>PeopleThose were chaotic energy constructs in the vague shape of people.
>>38569610not all of itCJ runs that Star Wars quest there and the MC has only had consensual sex with a human female once
>>38569618There's a rabbit hole I never thought I'd have to stare down.>>38569641My god...that last power.We would be invincible!Then we could use that power to hang out with Deadpool
>>38569618No. Pic related.>>38569641I like the last one. What sort of extrapolatives do you think it has?
>>38569641We haven't seen Prof X's powers come up yet right? They might be on there in the future since we met him the same time we met Cyclops.
>>38569641NO! PHASING WILL COME BACK!
>>38569695control the minds of people who eat the pancakes
-Official asshole power rankings-1. Kimura2. Typhon3. Marrow4. Julian5. Silvermane6. Mr. Negative[Power Gap]6. All these fucking ruskies-Can't really hate em-CreeperThat one hobo-eh's a cool guy-Laurapeterthe rest of the tunnel snakesmoonie-ABSOLUTELY BASED-Barracuda
>>38569641MIND POWERS! LIZARD TRANSFORMATION!
>>38569733Mr. Negative should be higher on the cunt list, so should Creeper.
>>38569733Creeper too lowshould be #3
>>38569733I hate the ruskies, the fuck you on about
>>38569760Yes, at LEAST #3, he gives off creepy rape vibes too. Just like Typhon gives off creepy incest rape vibes. And Kimura gives off murder-rape vibes (and she likely does in fact, murder-rape-dismember people)
>>38569707we briefly met the Cucoos, they're with the Hellions
Kimura is the biggest assholeTyphon is doing this for scienceCreeper doing this for powerKimura is doing this because she likes hurting people
>>38569797They still in the hate category anonJust not dedicated assholes >>38569799>>38569760Creeper is like your drunk uncle who gets too feely at christmas time
>>38569799Creepers just mad his adopted son is betraying him like this. He raised him, he did everything for him.
>>38569868Mind breaking Kimura when?
>>38569914when we get the mind control pancakes
>>38569914>turning kimura into our cocksleeveId vote for it
>>38569903>Fucking muties get off my board
>>38569930And after that, rainbow colored cum that taste like syrup.Y'know, to sprinkle on Laura's pancakes
>>38569914Drowning her, hopefully.
>>38569999Gay as shit, mind break far superior
>>38569733Yeah, nah.Hate. HATE.1. Kimura2. Typhon3. CreeperProbably going to be a problem4. RussiansHorrible scary fucker you hope we dont have to deal with5. The Owl6. Mr NegativeReally dislike but have to put up with7. Marrow8. JulianHardcore Muthafuckin Gangsta9. BarracudaClassy bastard10. Silvermane
>>38570024Silvermane teased a double crosshe goes in dislike tier
>>38570024Its interesting, if everything goes right we've just put silvermane up as the strongest gang boss... I guess its fair enough though, better him than someone we can't negotiate with.
>>38570024HateEveryone - the tunnel snakesLoveThe tunnel snakes
>>38570063>implyingthey are all fighting for 2nd place
>>38570062He won't double cross us, he stands to profit immensely, especially seeing as were literally offering him half of NYC on a platter for his control if he skimps out on participating in one thing that evidently is bad enough for ALL of the mutants in the city to unite against... If he seriously starts planning to double cross us I suspect he'll quickly have a change of heart once he discovers what the cook process is.
>>38570135I pray to god we will never have anything to do with Fisk.
>>38570181Too late, we fucked with his pet mutant Creeper. We are already on saggy man tit's shit list.
>>38570248He doesn't care much about Creeper. Laura said so.
>>38570323Laura is god now?
>>38570344No. Laura said so in the quest.>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29324763/#p29330605
>>38570344Wasn't she always? Also 846 posts amagii
>>38570396>letting hired assassins know jack shitKek
>>38570475>thinking Laura isn't good enough to notice that type of stuff.
>>38570465Legitimate mental disorder tier.
>>38570484>implying kingpin isn't smart enough to let false info slip and deeply deeply hide the real shit
>>38570512>implying Kingpin is that good or cares that much.
>>38570539>implying he isn't and doesn't
>>38570512>Implying kingpin gives to shit about some small time gang boss.
So many fucking implications this thread!
>>38570556>implying the Kingpin is that good.>>38570557Exactly. Even now, since he's on coke and really angry.
>>38570600>restating the same implication twiceCreeper is obviously his lover
>>38570638>Creeper is obviously his loverKingpin is too busy fucking his sick wife's coma cunt.
>>38570663Hehe... Dead fish
the last post in the threadPenis
>>38570868>>38570868Not so fast.Also we should get that tongue
>>38570956i'll vote for it if you vote for it