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So after you sort of blew your cover you used your new power to blast the Hellwyrm into the air, and now here to stand. The power drains your go juice and health, so, you know, that’s a thing. No go juice means no defense, which means no energy making your skin all hard and cool. “Well that’s a load.” You grumble wiggling your fingers. “Hey, reckon we might look back at the attack thing? Like with a flashback? Didn’t get too great a description of it last time.” Well sure, you—“And—uh, and you reckon I might make the sound effects?” You ask hopefully.

You know what? Sure, go for it.

Ahem, so the Hellwyrm has you pinned underneath him. His eyes smoldering with a hate born of hellfire and pain. You smile wide, your teeth shimmering in the dim light of the half constructed building. You send your go juice into your gem in your midsection, and it crackles with violet electricity before it starts to spin. Faster and faster the gem turns until it is a blur of violet and black light, the energy of your body warping the reality around you. You feel slivers of electricity spark off of the gem and dig through your skin, setting your nerves alight with pain.

You giggle, the pain finally so great you can’t help but shiver and laugh in pleasure, then you feel your very life get pulled into your core. Laughing wisps of life energy get sucked into the whirling singularity of power jammed so far into your soul parts you might need a priest, and you hear the twisted laughter echo through every stringy trail of fog as it cuts through the air and fuels the attack.
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The building vibrates at the accumulation of energy and everything takes on a violet tint, the Hellwyrm looks concerned at his surroundings, but doesn’t realize for the moment that the energy is coming from you. Your energy stabilizes in the quickly spinning gems, then you feel it slam into your body. It crawls up through your organs, the meat tearing and snapping at the dense intruder until finally it pulps the bone in your shoulder, then arm, then pokes out from your hand. “Hell breaker.” You command, and a deafening violet roar, Risa this is your cue. “Gaoooo! Fweeeeeeeeee…. BASHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM CRACKLE CRACKLE HISS!” You say doing a bang up job on the sound effects there.

It caught him in his place where I will demand you wash your hands or I will tell Jager about it and she will make you wash your hands. He went soaring into the atmosphere and you have spent the last little bit touching yourself all over, marveling at how you lack a force field of general awesome now. “Not even on the back of my throat. I always had defense there. Super scary.”

You smell something get close, and see a wave of energy fly into the air from a good distance away. Caede’s group firing at something you suspect. You look up and see flying down from the sky the hellwyrm, his body alight in atmospheric flames. He collides with the ground like a meteor, and the explosion sends you back several meters. He snarls, and you see he looks super pissed. Like wow. Your fluffy tails bloom out and coil around you as you fall into debris, then slowly melts over your skin, changing your shape.
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The wyrm screams, and his skin tears and the world screams. His true body explodes out of his human form, and standing there is the great wyrm. The dragon is old, with thick scales flecked with glowing soot, and claws hardened in the deepest pit. His eyes glitter with a savage intelligence, and his massive strength strains the reality of the world. In short, he is a most cruel and wicked wyrm.

You kick out of the debris, and take a few casual steps while the inside tongues of your dress lick your thighs and legs, creating small rivers of blood. You smile at him with your black eyes, and feel him lean back and summon up a wave of heat. The fight is on.

[] Get up close. You are fighting this guy hard
[] Hang back for reinforcements. You immediately regret this decision
[] Other, please specify

Please roll 1d100. Best of first 5
(4/4)

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>38519276

> [] Get up close. You are fighting this guy hard.
Get the eyes. We have a collection to keep building on.

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>38519276
[x] Get up close. You are fighting this guy hard

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>38519276
>[] Get up close. You are fighting this guy hard
Fuck him up.

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>38519276
>[X] Get up close. You are fighting this guy hard

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>38519276
>[] Get up close. You are fighting this guy hard

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>38519276
>[] Get up close. You are fighting this guy hard

peel the remainder of his junk like a banana

>>38519367

Maybe we can suplex the dragon.

Hope we're popping that debuff. I want to brutalize him bad.

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>>38519421
german suplex

>>38519367
Hate Engine for added offensive blitz, or save it for later?

>>38519498
Save it. Long fight ahead, we have a good chance at a critfail at some point.

>>38519367
Seconding the dragon suplex. It is an ancient and honored tradition.

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So you want to use the debuff that requires a fatebreaker?

>>38519553
Yes. It's great for fights that don't end quickly.

>>38519553
Yes, hit it with everything we can while we can.

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>>38519553
hmmm.. why not? Risa a blitzkreiger anyway

work his balls over like a speedbag

and then repeatedly german suplex him

>>38519276
I'm late as hell. But reading Risa clawing some guys dangling bits in the archive was hilarious.

>>38519598
Risa isn't Jager!

Okay, writing now.

>>38519698
Johnny Saint spots aren't to beat heckwyrm jim

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Risa rolled a 99, remember when these would kill things good? I don’t.

You reach into your inventory and pull out your guitar, all casual like, then fill it with blood and throw it into the air. The discordant sounds of Idemque cascade through the area and you feel the warping influence. You see the wyrm shift a little, but then it flexes and his own roar drowns out the sound of your guitar. What a thug, he throw off attacks and such just by flexing. Still, you had enough time to get close and you coat your body with cero energy before slamming your leg into his chest. Your leg shimmers into two as the blow is echoed by something like a time clone. You slam the shimmering leg into him, and feel the scales shatter your leg, but you are a lady so you don’t let out any sound of complaint for now.

You delicately drop a fatebreaker into a new, eager fatebreaker hole and send the twisted energy into the dragon’s body. He doesn’t seem to care, his large head flying down and snapping at the air where you were just moments ago. You pushed off with the tentacles under your dress, and are already spinning and dancing on his underbelly. Your kicks and blows echo through his scales with satisfying returns, but his muscles are dense, and you can’t be certain how much damage you are doing. He skips and jumps around, likely an attempt to be rid of you, but you stay small, and keep kicking. Your leg sprouts thick barbed thorns that catch and chip away at his armor, and you hear him growl in frustration.
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Finally you see a dangly thing. This one ribbed with scales and much larger, and you know you must pounce. You reach for it, but then get a bad feeling and roll out of the way. The dragon flattens himself against the ground in an attempt to crush you, but you got out of the way! Good Job Risa! You fly around to his head and slam a powerful cero into his head, making his neck twitch and almost touch the ground. He toughs it out though, and as you feel the air around you get sucked into his mighty lungs you fly like you have never flown before!

A massive wash of hellfire flies past you, and you feel the hell born power singe your angelness a bit. Still not as bad as it could have been you think as you look up and see the entire sky ablaze with infernal strength. You fly back, and feel yourself sweat but, like, not in a gross way because you are a lady. Spinning around you see the dragon hot on your heels, flying through the air with a deep bellowing roar. You make a roadrunner sound then fly off.

He is terrifyingly agile for such a massive bloke, his large wings carrying him with a speed and grace you didn’t think possible from his massive form. His large head snaps once, then twice, and on the third he finally catches you. You hold onto his teeth with your hands, feet, and bone tails, and strain as the beast tries to crush you. This is not the best place to be, you realize, when you smell sulfur and see the deep insides of his mouth glowing with hell flame.
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You nearly curse your 99, until a massive energy shell slams into his side and hits an exposed joint near his arm. Spikes fly everywhere, and while they may not penetrate very far they are terrifically annoying. You see your chance so you send out a cero into his throat and fly down towards the ground. You see a large cannon, likely something of Jager’s, but can’t play it any mind as the dragon recovers.

You fly low, but the dragon follows, and you send out a chain of energy that explodes against his scaly hide without issue. You think you get a good one in him, one that makes him hold his head and turn as if injured, but when you get closer to press the attack the tip of his long tail cracks against your side like it were a whip. You scream in pleasure/pain and go tumbling away, your body nearly bisected. You cough up chunky organ bits and smile at the beast. It slams a claw into your body, but some lever shapeshifting turns you into something like a briar of thorns and laughter that coils around his arm. You tear and scrape, but then pull yourself off like a razor lined ripcord as he breaths flames down his arm.

A salvo of energy and projectiles continues to rain down on him, spikes covered in Caede runes which ooze acid splashing over his thick hide. He isn’t going down easy.

Please roll 1d100, best of first 5
(3/3)

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>38520249
Damn, he's a tank. Let's at least increase his gravity to keep him from flying.
>>38520303

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>38520303

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>38520303
washmerole

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>38520303
But he is going down eventually.

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>38520303

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>38520303
Rollies!

>>38520332
Eesh. Wanna do a Hate Engine or Wishbreaker to make that count for more?

>>38520411
ehhhh... nah, I don't think we're gonna get killed on 71.

lets not blow our load in the first coupla rounds

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>38520411
Nah

Writing writing

>>38520438
I suppose so, but I feel like our combat niche involves going all in on offense and trying to end things as soon as possible. Even though we have freakish regenerative capabilities, drawing things out does us no favors.

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Would you have husbando'd dude Jager?

>>38521350
No. But I would have shipped him and The Great Me!

>>38521350
That's father tier, so no.

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>71 Ha ha, your dress tickles, but in a good way!

You soar through the air and slam a leg into his jaw. He looks down, pissed as you might expect, then lifts his head and slams you into the ground with a hit from his chin. You roll to avoid what you know is coming, and find yourself proven correct as he head butts the ground where you once were. Still you didn’t roll fast enough, as his head catches your arm. You disconnect your arm, stringy tentacles lashing and wiggling free where you severed it, and hop away. You throw out a cero as your arm warps into clinging cancerous flesh; it grows and pulses like a blight on him.

You see claws tear through your former arm, and swing your own wild undulating weapon against the creature. Tentacles grab onto seams of the armor in an attempt to tear it apart like an artichoke. Or, like, a lemon? You want to shred the bastard is what I am saying. You find no grip, but pull yourself up and reel yourself in like a fish. Your tentacles from a flower around where there is half an armlet around your bicep and you send out more of the ceros coating your body. You get two of them off until a wave of hell flame cascades over you, then you go flying down into the ground with your go juice hissing out of your body. Oh yeah, that does that, doesn’t it?
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A massive cannon shell slams into the beast before it can follow up the attack with a beefy arm attack. He is pretty beefy, like The Mountain. He glares at the origin of the shell and takes another shot, then another, and another. The beast sends out an orb of exploding hellfire towards the cannon, then looks back to you, then winces as your arm stabs into his arm. He burns the last of your arm off, and then slams a shoulder into your body, cracking bones and shredding organs. You cough in pain, then try to pull free, but he hits you again, Hellfire burning at your go juice from his scales.

A trident hits his hide and you see Caede in her demon form zipping around and firing acidic maggots from demon magic circles. They try to wiggle worm into him, so you respond by making the tentacles that compose the inside parts wiggle in response. You are communicating.

He turns and readies a gout of go juice damaging flame.

Please roll 1d100

Hellbreaker
[]Y
[]N
(2/2)

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>38521412
Y

we need go juice to do things

>>38521350
I wish Jager.. would brag and be proud of us...

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>38521412

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>38521412
[]Y

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>38521412
>Hell yes

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>38521412
>Y
Be out of the fight now while doing damage or do less damage over time. Meh.

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>38521412
>>38521435
But Hellbreaker expends all our go juice. Like it'll take us out of the fight after we fire it. But I'm not sure why it'd be listed as an option unless we needed it.

Probably supplement it with a Wishbreaker though?

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>38521412
>Maybe?

>>38521500
Should we Wishbreaker to do max damage?

>>38521544
I'd say so. 90 is as good as we get and this is our second Hellbreaker..if this doesn't critically fuck him up, that one saved fatebreaker won't help anyway.

>>38521412
>[] N

>>38521544
I don't want to use it at all yet, but if they are then this would be a good time to use it.

not feeling the wishbreaker

>>38521585
Are you insane? If we use HB in 3rd release, using WB with it is almost required to go with it. It's a massive waste not to. HB costs far too much to not maximize it and we aren't going to get a better use of WB than this.

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In that case would you like to spend two fate breakers to hate engine, do some damage, then wish break and hit with a hellbreaker?

>>38521632
Yes.

>>38521632
Sure why not?

>>38521632
But we have only 3 FBs and used one for the debuff.

>>38521632
I'd like to conserve fate breakers...

>>38521667
>>38521678
Then why the fuck did you fuckers vote to do another Hellbreaker? Do you not get what it does?

>>38521667
Nvm I suck cocks. Shit I sort of want to save one for when it's needed the most, but if we're going all in..

>>38521632
If you're offering, yes.

>>38521632
Do it.

>>38521667
>>38521678
Yes, and? The FBs aren't going to help us after we lose ALL OUR HEALTH AND GO JUICE FOR USING HELLBREAKER.

Doing more damage here is more helpful than hoarding.

>>38521703
I didn't vote for it.

>>38521478

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>38521632
Do it.

Risa died doing what she loved: Beamspam.

>>38521632
I'd rather not HB at all but if we are then I guess we may as well throw more shit at it to try to get the damage multiplier as high as possible...

...so what happened to his harem?

Why did people vote to HB this early in the fight?

>>38521799
best girl won (Risa) so the ceased to exist and faded into nothingness as the fate of all harem losers

>>38521824
I'd guess because they don't actually remember what it does.

>>38521734
Yeah kind of this. I mean I want to have enough faith in AE that he wouldn't have that be an option unless it was a good idea, since it's unlikely any of us would have voted to do another Hellbreaker that quickly.

But rendering us completely unable to contribute could also be a convenient way to have FUN THINGS happen while we can only helplessly watch.

>>38521799
Scattered into atoms.

>>38521824
"Big Red Shiny Button"

or they didn't read the first paragraph of the thread and they forgot all the discussion from when we got the thing.

>>38521824
Because AE listed it as an option, and people figured he wouldn't do that if that was the wrong action?

Well relax; Risa isn't built for sieges. Like Germany.

Maybe we can scoot away when we're all wobbly...

>>38521908
Why exactly? Just because an option is there doesn't mean it's a good one.

"DESTROY EVERYTHING!" was an option listed when Jager was upset. That certainly wasn't a good option.

>>38521632
I vote yes

I baleeb in you AE

>>38521939
Shut up and don't start it.

2nd release HB sent this dude flying.

3rd release HE leading into WB+HB while allies are shelling him should to substantially more.

So excited. I hope we hand feed him to Caede.

>>38521946
You know by posting that you just make things worse right? Or do you actually believe telling people to shut up assuages anger and abates arguments?

>>38521958
Forgot the Toothy Grin debuff. He wasn't debuffed for the first one, so this one'll hit even harderer.

Point being we're not (totally) fucked.

>>38521824
Why did Azure Earth ask us if we wanted to use it this early in the fight?

It's not like people spontaneously decided to do it.

And like I said at >>38520997 this is what we do best. It's just unfortunate that that doesn't quite lead to entertaining fight scenes, and that pretty much all of our allies have the opposite fighting style, where they need quite a few rounds to really hit their stride.

Hopefully we're going to soften up the Hellwyrm enough for our friends to finish the job.

>>38521978
Still with this? Fuck it.

I'd be willing to concede if you feederfaggots can agree that everything else, including, but not limited to:
Angelic hitman;
Beelz;
Soul King's remains;
Squad Zero;

are meant solely for Risa. No diplomancing, no feeding to suboptimal combatants. Just Risa.

>>38521978
I'm just worried that the Hell Wyrm will make a woman out of Caede and that means she won't be able to hang with her school chums without seeming like a creep.

>>38522042
Beelz should go to Caede.

>>38522042
Beelz is still gonna be too much for us dude. I'd settle for getting Hueco Mundo back from him.

But yeah angels are ours, and Squad Zero/Soul King Corpse is specifically designed for us to eat.

Also, you forgot about Izanagi and his other two children that were born from him alone, Amaterasu and Susano'o.

>>38522042
I thought the Angelic hitman was hell wyrm?

>>38522042
I am fine with that. Let everyone else eat their own kills.

>>38522093
Hueco is fucking worthless. The only thing of value i it is Beelzebub. And he will die assuming you stop letting go of all prey.

>>38522056
No, fuck you.

>>38522103
Jesus fucking christ.

We're still eating.. some of the Hell wyrm right? Not just passing it all off to Kade?

>>38522129

Eats are an all or nothing deal, unfortunately.

>>38522124
Hey man it's been a long goddamn time since all of those tag lines and big bad were relevant.

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>>38522129

>>38522042
Caede is gonna be more than strong enough now, and none of our other allies really eat people. With Jager it seems like it's more being able to use her science without being evil, Sin-Fin is just unlocking how absurdly powerful she always was, and Fuego is a joke character that is still able to influence the story through sheer manliness.

>>38522103
Angelic Hitman was a douchey angel who has a move that turns off Grace. He zapped Azzy and then Hellwyrm tried to eat her. He was working together with HW, but he's not HW.

Also if we eat him then we get one or two uses of his "make any angel temporarily powerless" power, so we could either go and munch an Archangel or kill Beelz or whatever. That'd be pretty boss.

>>38522129
>I never read even one fight scene in this quest

>>38522124
Dude, Beelzebub will likely have a hive of arch demons with him, as well as Lilith, who's probably about as strong as Sin-Fin.

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>>38522166
>Fuego is a joke character that is still able to influence the story through sheer manliness.

>>38522241
Would you gamble a stamp?

>>38522239
Lilith doesn't care about Beelz. Archdemons would be a problem, but Lilith wouldn't do shit unless they explicitly ordered her to get us right now.

>>38522239
If you're pissing yourself from the thought of a single Fallen who isn't even at the top of the pile, might as well go hide under a rock and spend the time there until Luci does his thing. Fighting against Heaven will be harder as will taking on the Time Devourer.

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>>38522280
how else can you become HERO OF THE BEACH ?

>>38522295
I'm just saying that we definitely shouldn't go after him next.

>>38522483
No, we should kill him after we get the hitman and his grace cancellation, No one implied otherwise.

What is important that WE GET HIM AT ALL.

>>38522325
His speedos have a belt.
He's wearing a belt. With his leopard print speedos. And a pair of boots. And spiked wristbands. On the fucking beach. With his speedobelt.

I do like the guy in the background with the thousand-yard stare. I like to imagine his mind just noped out on him over the horrendous anatomy of the atrocity assaulting his eyes. Seemed like a nice touch.

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>>38522559
You got a problem with Flex Mentallo?

>>38522611
Could..could Dom learn the secret of Muscle Mystery®?

>>38522611
That's actually a lot better. The art has improved considerably.
Presumably to ensure the horror of the speedobelt incident was never inflicted on anyone ever again.

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>90, You know what I would buy? I would buy the fuck out of a Risa plushie. Shit’s adorbs.

This is getting you nowhere fast, almost as fast as you lost interest in the color chartreuse. Still a fun word to say though, chartreuse. Chartreuse. Chartreuse! SHIT! DRAGON! You remember what you were doing and barely avoid getting hit by a swing of his tail, sort of sad you didn’t get hit by it in a way you probably shouldn’t share with the others. You place your fatebreaker into the hate engine slot and feel your body vibrate in a sort of wibbly wobbly timey wimey way that makes your teeth ache in your skull parts. Everything gets sort of stretchy but not in a way you can see and you move a bit faster than one second per second.

You sonido up to him and start laying on a stream of blows. Your arms and legs shift into razor tooth lined flesh whips that tear and grind where they strike, your own body moving too fast for him to catch up with. You feel the pain and agony filling your sadomaso bar like you wouldn’t believe. You soar around him, then barely dodge a blast of hellflame thanks to your hype state. You hit the ground, and feel the bone tails coiling around you. You shiver, letting out strange Risa sounds, then feel the bones slip into your body and frame the plot rock. It crackles, glows, then sets itself to spin. Like a record player baby.

The life energy flows from your body into the gem and your wounds ache like the dickens. You feel your already light skin pale further, and you worry you are about to take Sin-Fin’s schtick from her. The tentacles under your outfit hurt far more than before as your regeneration turns off, and your energy filled skin no longer has enough go juice to really protect you from yourself. Still, this feels pretty nice.
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You feel your body crackle with energy before your HP reaches 1, and your arm glows with plot-rock. You charge at the beast, your body no longer strong enough for flight or ultrafast movement. The beast looks at you, and seems confident of something. He lifts his head and summons up hellfire, so you make your tail do that voodoo that you do so well and you use a wishbreaker.

Caede slams down on him in her demon form and pokes him in the eye. He shakes his head to throw her off in reflex and his hellfire goes into the air away from you. You get close then, and throw out your hand. “Hellbreaker!” You laugh, and the world fills with your oh so awesome sound effects again.

You pass out, you can’t say for certain how long you are out, but it couldn’t have been long as your plot rock is still crackling with something like violet electricity. You flinch and glance down and see your now pants covered legs have lines of blood on them from the tongues which fill your third form. You push yourself up and stare into the sky with a small huff. Yeah, you showed that dude. “Rizzzzza you didn’t die? That’zzzz too bad.” Caede huffs in her demon form, her thin arms crossed.

“Caede.” You say with a determined expression, your eyes glittering.

“What?” She asks.

“You don’t have too much of a bum in this form, huh? You should eat more.” You note reaching around and sighing sadly.

Her sharp tail stabs into your lower abdomen and she pushes you off of her and, while you can’t tell through the armor and mask and stuff, she is probably just being shy. You roll back as the acid in her barbed thing eats and drips away in your body, the single drop of it enough to put you in excruciating agony and making you laugh uncontrollably. “Don’t touch that!”

“Ah ha ha ha, that hurts! Ha ha ha!” You roll around in agony with tears of laughter in your eyes.
(2/3?)

>>38522878
pulls string Risa doll when?

>"Anarchy in the UK!"
>"Shut yer gob!"
>"Muh Wolfu!"
>"Daffodil!"

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“That, er, you okay there Rizzzzzza?” She wonders.

You stop and let out small chuckles as you look up at the sky. “I drained all my life and energy in that attack. I am on Bingo! It’s pretty wonderful.” You sigh.

“Eh? Er, Zzzzzorry? Wait! I’m not! Bad guyzzzz are never zzzzzorry!” She realizes.

“Well now we never have to worry about the Hellwyrm again.” You say then smell fury. “Never have to worry again.” An explosion kicks dust into the air as the wyrm lands, his scales cracked and shattered here and there and one of his eyes out. “Never worry again.” You repeat as he lets out a billowing roar and flaps his partially torn wings. “Never again.”

“Stop saying that!” Caede objects before a tail whacks her, cracking her chitin.

“Risa!” Dangly part thing hisses with flame.

Suddenly a cannon shell slams into the Dragon and burrows into his exposed meat. It explodes and he hops back. A large machine, shaped vaguely like a person, lands in front of him and then clicks and locks into form. It is a large Jager-Bot. A machine fist slams into the beast and he seems confused to be suddenly fighting a giant robot. Sin-Fin bleeds out of a shadow, her eyes deep and sorrowful. She looks at the dragon and seems to understand something “I know what it is I… must… do.” She says and slinks over to the monster, her eyes glittering in that way where she is going to do something strange.

The robo Jager fires out heavy spikes, and cero cannons while silvery arrows streak through the air and explode in weird time explosions. He isn’t looking good at all.

Jump in to try and help finish him?

[] Yeah, catch your breath and do one last push at the end
[] Nah, they got this

Please roll 1d100, best of first 5
(3/3)

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>38522965
>[x] Yeah, catch your breath and do one last push at the end

just some potshots, supportfire

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>38522965
>[] Nah, they got this

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>>38522940
Well, like, doesn't pull and talk things have hard bits? I want a risa plushie to hug like crazy.

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>38522965
>Catch your breath and do one last push
>FULL HORROR MODE

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>38522965
>[] Yeah, catch your breath and do one last push at the end
Sitting out doesn't seem IC

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>38522965
>[] Nah, they got this
Not when we are this out of juice. Besides, this is what they are here for. Keep an eye on the fight though, just in case.

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>38522965

> Nah, they got this

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>38522965
>Yeah, catch your breath and do one last push at the end
All in double or nothing hell or bust

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>38522965

>>38522965
Hm. I'm not sure if we'd just get in the way if we tried to fight at this point. Like Jager and Sin-Fin might get distracted out of concern for us.

But on the other hand, we might be able to draw the Hellwyrm's aggro for a bit, allowing them to finish the job.

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>38522965
>[] Nah, they got this
I don't think we could handle more.

>>38522965
>[X] Nah, they got this
I mean I guess we should try and at least stand upright, but we're seriously down to nothing here.

Hey guys, I haven't been following since I got a position at my dream job and am behind by about 20 threads. Should I refrain from voting till I catch up?
Also, glad things are going! Heard some things about aimless player rage but things seem more or less the same.

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>38523166
>Should I refrain from voting till I catch up?
Always.

>>38523008
>implying we aren't going to Batman it with hundreds of merch, most of which will never appear in the story

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H94FHVGeEE

>>38523166
>Should I refrain from voting till I catch up?
Yeah.

>>38523166
Probably? I can't stop you.

Player rage caused at least one retcon. We've got one or two guys who if things don't go as they like at the end of the thread start posting paragraphs of autism. So.. IF you want to see that go ahead otherwise just stick to Azure's posts in the archive.

>>38523243
Don't open that can of worms.

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>>38523166
Congratz on getting your dream job! Good to have you back!

Risa is fighting Hell wyrm! Have a criminal image of Jager!

>>38523243
Well it's not like I'm going to vote if people recommend not to just because.
>retcon
Well whatever I guess. Long as there are lasers involved.

>>38523343
>Risa is fighting Hell wyrm
Oah shit
>Have a criminal image of Jager
Oah Shit!

Can finally debate medical issues on this board with full authority.

>>38523343
that bow was the reason the nazis spared her

the science and abs were just bonuses

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Looks like they got this is winning! Writing now
>>38523426
You can always have a sidekick in Jager!
>>38523474
They all slouched over awkwardly and mumbled they had something to do later

>>38523504
Now I'm a little worried because if doing nothing was the right option, why even have dice?

>>38523948
The joy of dice rolling obviously.

>>38523948
not getting by shrapnel or jizz of course

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You plop down on your admittedly very nice backside and watch the end of the fight. You pull Caede over to you, her buzzing demon body cracked and flecked with damage, but she is still breathing. You slump over onto her lap and idly munch on Swedish Fish while you watch. Caede feels nice. She drunkenly runs her tickling claws through your hair and wraps her tail around your legs and lower body. It’s like a hug!

Jager bot sends out rocket punches and laser cannons, her machine fists crunching into dragon scales and flesh, all while Sin-Fin desperately tries to get a hand up onto the dragon. As the battle rages she carefully climbs up onto the beast, dodging hell flames and dark energies that would tear a lesser being into nothing less than a fine powder. Still she presses on, moving out of the way of Jager missiles and lasers, until finally she reaches his neck.

She climbs over his damaged scales, leaving small spines of shadow in his exposed skin, until she reaches the top of his head and raises her arms. “Atreyu!” She says in that same deadpan with her fists in the air. “Moooooooon Chiiiiiiiild!” She continues with fists raised, the shadow spikes taking root in the flesh. “Neverending Storrrrrryyyyyyy!” She shouts as the last of the energy slams into the dragon and he falls.

She rides him down, and he hits the ground hard as cannon fire rains down from the outside area. It stands up and strains, then Jager slams a robot fist into him. You see your chance and sneak over to the creature as it lays down. You slip behind the tail, wiggle the butt, then pounce the large dangly part, your claws sinking in deep.

It dies in pain.

Now you have to decide what to do.

[] Give to Caede
[] Eat yourself

>>38524128
>Give to Caede
She is so cute, we must pinch her cheeks and tell her to say aaaaah

Rolled 178 (1d1000)

>>38524128
I really want to eat it guys. Fuck the consequences if there are any.
Please vote to eat it.

>>38524128
>>[] Eat yourself
Might as well do a numbered vote from the very beginning.

>>38524128
>[] Eat yourself

>>38524128

> Give to Caede

>>38524128
[] Give to Caede

>>38524128
>[] Give to Caede

she made the kill
she drinks the spill


BUT THE NEXT ONE IS RISA'S NO SHARING THAT ONE

>>38524128
>[X] Give to Caede
I wanna see what happens!

>>38524227
>she made the kill
She actually did far less than us for this one. She fired some acid maggots at it, got hit with something, then sat on the sidelines with us.

>>38524128
>She climbs over his damaged scales, leaving small spines of shadow in his exposed skin, until she reaches the top of his head and raises her arms. “Atreyu!” She says in that same deadpan with her fists in the air. “Moooooooon Chiiiiiiiild!” She continues with fists raised, the shadow spikes taking root in the flesh. “Neverending Storrrrrryyyyyyy!” She shouts as the last of the energy slams into the dragon and he falls.
Crap, I'm forgetting the significance of that. Was that a gift we got her becuase the French name of the book was her name?

Come on guys, if you were Risa would you turn down eating a hell dragon? Are we giving it to her juse because she is cute?
Pls

>>38524128
>[] Eat yourself

>>38524314

It's just a crap load of references to The Never Ending story. Sin Fin's name is the Spanish translation of The Never Ending Story. A copy of the very same is also one of her prized possessions.

>>38524335

For all we know, Risa would scream the sound that purple makes and cackle her way to a kareokae bar

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what were the pros and cons of each argument?

>>38524227
Did she? It sounded like BestFin finished it.

>>38524335
>>38524371

I view Caede as a key to opportunities that will otherwise prove inaccessible. She will get more out of eating HW than we will and will become extremely strong without our characteristic weaknesses that keep us from obtaining some of our better parts. She will be an ideal candidate for grinding Hueco for demons, dethroning Beelz, or kicking in the door of Soul Society.

Plus, she is cute.

>>38524371
Risa get stronger
Caede Get MUCH stronger.

>>38524366
Sin Fin's name is the Spanish translation for "Never ending suffering", I thought.

>>38524433
stronger than Risa?

>>38524366
Sin-Fin's name is Quesufre Sin-Fin which means "One who suffers endlessly" while the movie of Neverending Story can be translated as"La historia sin fin"

>>38524335
Actually, that convinced me.

>>38524128
[X] Eat yourself

>>38524449
Sin=without
Fin=end

>>38524371
A fine pose for a butt. A damn fine pose. Though Risa would worry her child would get a cold or something. Ghost cold? In her lady parts?

>>38524459
We sticking to the results that we have or what? Sort of want to hit the bed here man.

>>38524335
It's because it will make her our near equal in power, which will result in a much greater net gain in offensive powers which we can leverage to eat greater things.

>>38524454
Don't think so, but AE said she'd get a whole lot more out of it than Risa would.

>>38524371
Risa is ~75 now
Caede is about ~40-50s somewhere in that range.

Risa after HW is somewhere in the low-mid 80s
Caede after HW is ~75.

So basically it's "do we want Risa to be stronger than Odin or do we want Caede to be as strong as Risa is now?"

>>38524490
She'd know. Those make gibbering noises when they're sick. Right?

>>38524483
And her first name is "Quesufre"=Suffering.

>>38524128
>[] Give to Caede

there will be more down the road

Looks like we are doing caede? KK, she a cutest anyway

>>38524497

My main point is that she doesn't share our time affinity and will gain significant advantages in areas we are incapable of specializing in (hellfire, summoning,etc). She would be great for debuffs and excellent for hammering on Soul Society.

My money is on grinding back and forth on Soul Society and Hueco, boosting Caede and ourselves until we can take on Beelz.

>>38524510
Risa(75)+Caede(75) > Risa(83)+Caede(55)

Unless we're fighting demonslayer angels or something. Then Risa would probably be better off on her own with the power boost.

It also assumes that we actually fight side-by-side with Caede more often than not and we don't go and piss her off and turn that 75 into a foe. Having someone as strong as Thor who lives in our house be pissed at us would suck.

How many times has Lucy betrayed us since thread ~100?

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>>38524556
have a wallpaper

apologies for lack of butt focus

>>38524682
Look at her, how can you say she isn't Jager and Risa's lovechild just by looking at that image?!

>>38524680
None. He's done exactly what he said he would do and has been helpful along the way.

>>38524698
who did she inherit the cameltoe from?

>>38524626
>Caede: You are a deranged sociopath who will break down one day / Loyal to Fuego / Buzzing sounds of disinterest

>Dominic Fuego: A most worthy friend! / Partially loyal /

>>38524708
Such a nice and trustworthy guy him...

>>38524720
Hm, my gut says Risa, but my mind says Sin-Fin?

>>38524680

He hasn't really. The worst he's done is not be explicit enough to force Natsuki to defend our shrine from the Nephilim (or was it the Bounts?). Anyway, he's been thus far on the up and up.

Jager's got a Nazi murder boner for dude a mile long, and has been weirded out by angels since eating Cain.

>>38524767
But... she's Risa and Jagerbombs love child..

>>38524721
Yeah, it bothers me that people decided to take Caede, our ally who likes us third least after Friedhelm and Akira, and make her stronger than we are in anything but 3rd release.

>Complain about allies being delicate glass balancing acts
>Pick a path that requires delicate glass balancing acts more than anything else because it has marginally better potential statistical bonuses.

Gotta love it.

>>38524811
Clearly Sin-Fin read to her as a child, imbuing her with the skin tightness of her body.

>>38524812
Caede could be grateful for getting such a power boost.

And Sin-Fin and Plant and Jager could keep her in check probably.

>>38524916
Well if that's how it works..

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Reminder that ae is adorable.

>>38524954
In what way?! In no way!

>>38524812

Just be sure to yell how right you were when and if things go terribly wrong. Should be fun.

For my own part, I peg Caede as probably one of the more stable people we have to hand.
On the off chance she does decide to kill us all... Oh well?
We'll have a retcon or we won't, but we'll get by one way or the other.
Also, I think you are vastly overestimating her dislike for us.
We are one of her dad's best friends (maybe the only female that doesn't want to jump his bones)
We give her pocket money, protection, a home, and hold this family together with crazy glue (literally on some days).
She doesn't really have a reason to go rogue and turn the game into a maelstrom of shit flinging.

>>38524980
>>38524954
good god that's sad.

>>38525081
Also we indlulge her murderhoboing in DnD, no one else would put up with her bullshit.

>>38525081
My main gripe is less "She's gonna kill us!" and more "We have to manage this shit perfectly or it's not the superior option that people claim it is and will instead be very much inferior".

Imagine if we killed HW and ate him ourself and one of the options said "This power is stronger than all the others, but it will get weaker in proportion to how dissatisfied Caede is and at extreme levels of dissatisfaction it will debuff you". Nobody would take that power.

>>38525118
Have you seen the lewd drawings?

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How many legs with Caede's centipede cock have after she eats Heckwyrm Jim?

and how cute will it be?

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>Caede gets a conditional buff that boosts her strength
>the condition is she must be cute to get stronger
>more cute, more strong

>>38525248
>>more cute, more strong
Daaaaa~ look a' dat chibi itsugo

>>38525432

God. I really wish they had done more with Nel in Bleach. Then again, that's what I say about all of the NPCs.

>>38525463
You are now imagining Chibi Itsugo and Chibi Nel running in the desert playing tag while chibi Ishida builds a sand castle with bows and ribbons.

>>38525463
>I really wish they had done more with X in Bleach

could describe over half the cast

>>38525522
>could describe nearly all of the cast
FTFY
What naturally happens with a cast that large, no matter how long the material lasts/

azure azure he's our QM

If he can't do it, no one can

We believe in you our man

so if we sperg don't...I ran out of rhyme.

Don't go away. We like you.

>>38525794
He didn't go anywhere?

>>38525794
That you speech anon?
Don't think he's going anywhere m8.

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>>38525794
you make the AE happy by posting butts!

>>38524916
Am I too late to vote for feeding Caede? She's just tsundere, her dad loves us, and she even has friends! DON'T BE PUT OFF BY HER TEENAGE AWKWARDNESS.

Demand she gives us hugs and pets in exchange for the meal, and lets us feed her.

>>38525958
Yes, let us feed the Caede. She's so cute we just want to hand feed her this dragon corpse whole.

>>38525958
Start with the dangly thing! We killed it especially for her. Look so proud of your murder skills, you are the best at murder.

>>38526035
It's probably a delicacy in some dimension.

>>38524128
So, uh. We need to reference this later on. Maybe watch the movie with Sin-Fin to end the thread laters?

Because honestly, it's pretty goddamn rare she shows interest in anything. And it will be nice to do something with her aside from what we want to do.

Then we can watch the last unicorn, just to live out my 80's childhood.

>>38526099
Probably tastes like sulfur pride and frustration.

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>never ending story
>it ends

fucking bullshit

>>38526035
We can sneak up with it as a surprise, and then get her to close her eyes and shove it in her mouth!

She will be so happy and surprised! Truly, we are the smartest and most thoughtful Risa cat.

totally not my goal to make things so awkward that someone eventually explains Cicadas to us out of sheer exasperation.

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“Okay Caede~” You say, your voice half sing songy as indicated by the tilde. “Sorry, one sec. I thought that meant bad idea. So is this a bad idea?” What? No, it isn’t a bad idea. Tilde doesn’t just mean bad idea. Inventory uses them all the time! Did you think Inventory is a bad idea? “Full disclosure he scares the ever loving piss out of me. No joke, bloke has some issues.” You hear cheering in the background, but you don’t pay any attention to it because you have inventory stuff to talk about.

~S’fine. No worries. All good, eh? Mooch good.

“S—sure buddy. Whatever you say! Hey, I don’t want no trouble.” You explain raising your hands. He lives in your pants! “Like I could evict him!”

The Jager bot crumbles down and Sin-Fin continues trying to ride the dragon to go take revenge on the people who bullied her. “She gets bullied? By whom?” You demand. No, it’s a reference to—you know what, yeah, people bully her super hard at the shrine.

Your nose bleeds in pure, unadulterated, sociopathic fury and Jager points to the robot wearing a tight sports bra and spandex shorts, the faint peppering of sweat covering her body. “Hey you going to eat that thing or what?”

“No. Caede will!” You say spinning around and point at her.

“Huh? Wha?” She asks, still heavily concussed. Didn’t know demons got concussed.

“Yes, Caede will eat it and become even more adorable! The most adorbs!” You say cackling madly.
(1/4?)

>>38526035
We are indeed the best at murder. Let us give a cutest a murder present.

It isn't Jager's she already lost her chance for us to hand feed her a big thing.

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“You sure? I mean, it’s food you know. I don’t remember you being cool with others eating instead of you.” Jager notes.

“What? I am totally fine with it. What makes you think I’m not?” You wonder.

“You’re drooling.” She replies calmly.

You are, but you pretend you aren’t. “Let’s play the airplane game with her! It is super cute when we do it that way.” You explain running over to the corpse.

You kick Sin-Fin off the dragon, she doesn’t mind much since she knows dragons are very busy people even when dead who can’t play for long, and you strain to pick it up. You try and shift your stars around, but the damn bastard is too heavy for you to get alone. You pant next to it and see Jager sigh. “This is so silly.” She notes, but gets on the other side of the dragon and lifts with her legs.

You get under it and pick it up, then you both slowly drag the enormous carcass over to caede’s demon form, still trying to get her head on straight. “Here comes the airplane! Breowwwww!” You say as you get closer.

“Huh?” Caede wonders, not really getting.

“Darn it Jager! Help me!” You demand.

She looks shocked at you, then looks away and blushes before going “Open up the landing strip.” She sings along, trying to not look silly.

What does that hair have to do with—“Pilot to Caede! Pilot to Caede! Please open up your hangar doors!” You continue as you dance around making the dragon wiggle.

“My mouth?” She asks and when she opens it slightly you shove the dragon face against her lips.
(2/4?)

>>38526233
the world isn't ready for such cuteness

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She makes some muffled complaints until you hear a weird buzzing and a large insect jaw opens wide on her face. It pulls the dragon in, melting the meat as it goes, and you hear adorable snapping sounds as she devours. You give a few more swipes to the long meaty dangly bits as the go past, but Jager looks at you in a way that makes you know on no uncertain terms you will have to wash your hands after this, then Caede eats that too. She slurps up the tale, then shifts to her smaller, just as adorable, human form, before letting out a dreamy burp. “I’m stuffed.” She says and falls onto her back.

“Aw, she is asleep. Cute little thing.” You say.

“Yeah, now we just have to figure out what to do with them.” Jager says looking over.

You see the women, their eyes empty, and bodies exhausted. You have no idea what the wyrm did to them, but it clearly broke them completely. “You think we should kill them?” You wonder, considering it a kindness.

“We still might be able to help them. I don’t want to hurt people I don’t have to.” She responds.

“Psh, you are fine with killing the magical girls.” You grumble.

“That’s different.” She explains walking over and examining their chains. How did that room survive anyway?

You scoff. “How so? The Jager I know wouldn’t be okay with hurting kids no matter what. So tell me, oh Nazi Queen, how is it okay to hurt them?” You ask, far harsher than you intended, and wincing when you realize.

She seems hurt for a moment, then takes a deep breath, counts to ten, and lets it out. “Risa, they sold their souls.”

“So?” You ask.
(3/5)

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“They aren’t kids any more, they’re puppets of the devil they sold it to. They move like kids, and act like kids, but they aren’t, not really. Anything that remains of their self-awareness will be used as fodder for torture when they’re in hell. It’s shit, it really is, but unless we can threaten the devil with something there is no way to save them, and every moment is simply another new agony for them to experience.” She says.

“You know that for certain?” You wonder wiggling your fingers.

“Yeah. I’ve seen it once before.” She looks sad for a moment, then shakes her head. “Anyway, once a devil has their hooks in yoru soul they will never let it go. Period. Any attempt to help will just make it so much worse. That isn’t what happened here. These girls were hurt, but not destroyed beyond help. It’s possible to get them help.”

You resist the urge to ask for the harem yourself to pet your hair, and snuggle you, and maybe kiss your ear a little. You like that sort of thing. “Well, we can call someone.” You grumble and pull out your phone. “About the Nazi Queen thing. I’m er, sorry. Yeah, lately we’ve been… I’ve been… you got… I don’t. I want to, but I can’t and it…” You feel your hole, the chunk of humanity you’re missing, ache as you try to access what it held to help you.

Jager watches you with her dark knowing eyes, then walks over and ruffles your hair. You push the cop number and make a Risa face as she continues to do so without statement. You made some progress maybe.

Your group left the women to the authorities then went back to the shrine. You tuck Caede in, then went over to your room and laid down. You feel the painful grasp of sleep, and close your eyes as your body weeps in agony for what you have done to it.
(4/5)

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-

You dream. In it you are in a dark void that—“I get it. Where is Old Risa. Come on you fucking slag, come out here and show your face, I’ll pop you right in your cunt kisser you miserable fuck!” You shout raising your fists. Christ dude, tone it back.

You do see a Risa, her eyes closed, and seemingly asleep. You bite her throat, the feeling of your own skin in your teeth making you feel shivery in a way you never have before, then her eyes open, but you ignore it. You ignore the infinity of what could-have-beens, and the shimmering of must-never-be’s. She stabs into your rib cage with her long fingers, and the pain isn’t fun. You hate it! HATEITHATEITHATEIT! You want Jager! You don’t like this! Jager! Sin-Fin! Ryoko! Wahhhh!

You open your eyes, and find you have been crying in your sleep. The shrine is quiet as it is close to 3 am. You rub the tears from your eyes and hold your blanket close to your form. That dream made you sad! Where shall you seek comfort?!

[] Jager
[] Sin-Fin
[] Ryoko
[] Other, please specify
(5/5)

>>38526201
This is the reality we made. You asked for this.

>>38526408
>[] Other, please specify

go for a walk about town

>>38526408
>[] Sin-Fin

>>38526408

> [] Jager

>>38526408
>[] Sin-Fin

>>38526408
Hiroshi, he is a soul doctor. Ask about those magical girls...or eating them to spare them their torture.

>>38526408
>[] Jager
We need our Wolfu

>>38526408
>[] Ryoko

>>38526408
>Other
Establish an orphanage for displaced devil girls and boys.

Jager okay'd killing children

we can't squander this opportunity

ITS WOLFU APPROVED VIOLENCE

even smile protectors got nothing to worry about

>>38526408
>[] Jager
>[] Sin-Fin
>[] Ryoko

EVERYONE. OUR SADNESS IS BEYOND THE ABILITY OF ONE PERSON TO FIX. WE ARE THE SADDEST, AND EVERYONE HAS TO KNOW IT.

We will burst in and kidnap them in our tails and act despondent at them until they ask what's wrong. At which point we will reveal our bad dream and ask if we can sleep with them tonight.

>>38526408
>Jager

>>38526555
Except it's pointless. We won't get anything from eating them because there's no soul to consume, and we risk antagonizing Mephistopheles, the Hellfire King.

We should poke at Caede's belly. Giggling as it gurgles while full of dangly bits.

>>38526597
they might have demon or fallen bits in them.

and Mephy was probably going to be on the shit list sooner or later, guy ain't much of sharer

>>38526555
Shit, you're right!

...but we like those girls...even if they sold their souls.

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>>38526639
Megucas were born to be killed

the circle of life

>>38526590
All of the options is never a valid option you know this!

>>38526408
>[] Jager
Only Wolfu knows how to calm us.

>>38526720
Pffft, how will they stop us if we use our fluffy tails?

But, *fiiiiiiine*. Lets go watch The Never Ending Story with Sin-Fin.

>>38526408
[] Jager

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>>38526408
Let's go see our Finest of Fins, and her delicious monologue approved booty.

>>38526696
Oh...well if those girls have to die...they should die by the hand of a friend. We should be the Charolette to their Mami

>>38526720
>[] Sin-Fin

But make her dress up as Ryoko and Jager as we talk to her.

>>38526408
> Sin Fin

>>38526538
No love for best scrub, she won't tell us what Cicadas are about either. Nor will Jager. We need someone who won't be all condescending at us.

>>38526507
>>38526521
>>38526597
>>38526745
>>38526768

Come on guys, Jager has her own life. All Sin-Fin has asked of us is that we spend time with her. Even if it's murdering things to eat which she says she doesn't really like, she just wants to be loved. Jager is okay with some space, hell it seems like she would really appreciate it in all truth.

We really gotta grind that First Woman . . .s social links.

>>38526408
>[] Sin-Fin

she is the louis pastuer of sadness

>>38526408
>Sin-Fin
We did just have a moment with Jager, so maybe balancing things with Sin-Fin would work.

Also she has a doctorate in crying in her sleep.

...I wonder if she uses that magic dress we got her to turn into adorable pajamas?

>>38526896

Azure kind of just had Risa drop the bomb on meta concerns in the least tactful way possible... again. Shoveling the shit with Jager might be necessary now.

>>38526408
> [] Jager

>>38526828
I do miss Ryoko, but she has school in the morning, we'd be an awful teacher if we made her be late.

>>38527013
Dude no. Fuck that. I think the exact opposite of that, I really liked Risa being able to independently give a shit about Jager and both express unhappiness for how Jager has changed while still liking Jager enough to not want to hurt her feelings. It was adorable.

>>38527013
It went well. Chillax dude, pussyfooting around is what hurts her more.

>>38526408

Why isn't Caede even an option?

>>38527087
She is sleepy with the rumblies!

Looks like Jager has a lead?

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When do we go dream warriors on Eldritch Risa?

>>38527087

She's sleeping off a food coma. Unless we're gonna sleep on her belly like a curled cat on wyrm filled warm comfort

>>38527138
tis a draw I think

>emo
>>38526471
>>38526514
>>38526802
>>38526828
>>38526954
>>38526997

>nazi
>>38526507
>>38526521
>>38526597
>>38526745
>>38526768
>>38527038

>>38527138
I might have miscounted but I think Sin-Fin recently pulled ahead?

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>>38527188
no wait I missed one for Sin Fin>>38526774
assuming it counts

>>38527161

That's kind of what I had in mind. Figured we would just curl up with somebody and go back to sleep. Caede happens to be the funniest possible person to sleep with, as I am anticipating "changes" when she wakes up. Compounding confusion is always good times.

>>38527188
Final destination seems a waste, so I'd go with either 1d2 or QM's choice (which could be to roll a coin)

>>38527229
You make a compelling argument, wish I'd thought of that.

>>38527245
I wouldn't final destination over such a petty thing either

should go QM choice, as AE has exercised this right before

>>38527138
>>38527188
Am I too late to toss in for Sin-Fin then? Stupid work and not letting me just F5 this.

>>38527229
>GOOD MORNING CAEDE! Your tummy went away while I slept on it, and you have large bumps on your chest like Jager. And I assume taller.

>>38527229
Could also be a good way to piss her off.

>>38527138
>>38527188
So, uh, going back to my EVERYONE! plan . . . .

>>38527229
OH. MY. GOD. MEXICAN TEEN GIRL PARTY THAT SOUNDS LIKE FIVE IN SPANISH TIME! QUAALUDE? QUINCO-IN-THE-STINKO? Buttsex is how Mexicans celebrate coming of age, right? To be able to smuggle drugs into America?

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>>38527285
update button is on bottom of the screen
autoupdate by checking box just to the right

>>38527299
She's even cuter when's she's mad

So Sin-Fin, re writing

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>Caede when she's done cooking

>>38527515
>re-writing

Nah dude if it's already written just post it.

>>38527546
Jager-fag detected.

> Me too, I miss our Wolfu.

But I'm cool with whatever AE wants to do. It's his quest. Just so sick of people sperging out about things and having multi-paragraph hissy fits.

Is Bleach still retarded?

>>38527834
You know.. everyone always talks about it. But when I ask if I should watch it everyone tells me it's shit.

>>38527379
It's more the fact that I'm at work, so I can't really be on my phone that much.

>>38527834

Captain Sick Guy vomited up God's right hand because the Super Nazi King killed god by mind controlling Ichigo's arm, even though he was All Powerful.

>>38527515
Can we watch the movie with her, then? I like that idea.

>>38527868
The important thing is that it's Aizen time once more.

>>38527996

From the author:
> Oh shit, time for the final battle.
> Need something really fantastic and original for the last fight.
> I'm thinking Nazi's

> Wait, damn, I forgot to make the enemy actually reasonable in any way shape or form
> He's got no weaknesses, and should not legitimately lose
> This is just like Aizen all over again...
> THAT'S IT!!!

>>38527996
>>38528135
Hax fight?

>>38528221

Super Nazi King has a decidedly vague level of omnipotence, to the extent where people throwing around absolutes like "All of your power is gone" doesn't effect him.

He has all the hax powers from all of his hax minions because he ate them with his Super Nazi King powers, or some shit. He can also, apparently, control Ichigo by making his arm go all evil Nazi. To combat his hax, they are releasing the bullshit of Captain Butterfly on him, who apparently has only grown more incredibly bullshit since last time he was seen.

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Buttocks
Butt ox
Butt oxen

>>38528628
More butts pls

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>>38528653
kay

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>>38528668

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>>38528700

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>>38528739

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>>38528784
confession: not all of my Yoruichi pics are butt focused

>>38528653
So AE can be summoned by butts?

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>>38528825
who isn't?

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>>38528884
nipples will be the death of me

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>>38529002

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>>38529035
running low on blue board butts

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>>38529083
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

>>38529175
I like those pants

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>>38529214
have another

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>>38529236
not really comfy with the idea hitting bump limit for just a pic dump

>>38529353
Well, it has been over an hour.

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You need your fins. You need your Sin-Fin super hard. You drag your Cheshire cat plushy across the shrine while rubbing your eyes, hiccupping and trying not to make a scene and barely not making one. You strain your limited Go-Juice to climb the wall then flop through the window. Sin-Fin is sitting on her bed, her eyes fixed on a point on the wall to see things you can’t see, and you make pathetic mewling noises to get her attention. “Finny Sins! I had a bad dream! Make it better!” You demand.

She looks at you, then looks down, then to her wall clock like it has the answer, but it doesn’t, so she looks back at you in, what for her, is a panic. “What…. Are you ok…ay? Do you… need something?” She asks.

“Kiss my ear!” You should sadly crawling over the floor into her bed. “And pet my hair! Tell me I am soft, and pretty, and you are happy I am here! Tell me I smell good! I had a bad dream! I don’t like bad dreams!” You shout.

“I don’t know how to fix it.” She sighs sadly.

“Just do that! Do that and I will be happy forever!” You say kicking off your outfit and crawling into the bed.
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She nods to the wall, then back at you and snuggles close. She seems conflicted, then leans close and kisses your ear. Her lips are like soft cream, a soft tickling strip of tofu and mesquite. It sends electricity through you and tickles your finger nails to your toe nails with shivering delight. She is careful, not wanting to hurt you in anyway, but hungrily filling you with her tender warmth through her lips. You can smell the faintest hint of sweetness from her slender body, and you want nothing more than to have a nice, filling helping of Sin-Fin.

You let out a strange sound, and wiggle under her sheet as you cry softly. This feels nice. Her hand slowly combs through your violet hair, and you let out sad Risa noises as she tries not to break you. She carefully snuggles against you and pressed your head against her small chest. She buries her face into your hair before taking a deep breath and sighing. “You smell… good. You are… pretty, and soft. I like you as… you.” She sighs. “Thank you for being… you. For existing. You make me… happy.”

You let out weak sobs and snuggle against her. Her warmth penetrates you, and you shiver in happiness. She strokes your hair, then kisses your ear again. “I like you are… here. You are pretty. You smell nice. Like brown sugar and… honey. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.” She repeats.

You sigh, then smile as you drift off to sleep with her gently kissing your ear and whispering her soft nothings into your ear. You drift into sleep dreaming of butts, fish, and the color chartreuse. This is a good day.

Hollow Quest Redux 125ish end. Okay, I am getting too drunk, around for questions, concerns, comments, accusations, butts, etc for a while as normal!
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>>38529616
thanks for running.

how cute will neo Caede be?

>>38529616
Adorable end. Thanks for the thread and for the good fight scene.

>>38529616
Do you feel like there was enough butts in this thread? I am not sure myself.

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>>38529661
Super

>>38529616
Thanks for running. Would you be willing to post the alternate stuff you wrote, before re-writing?

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>>38529666
Thanks for playing! It was okay, ha ha, still getting back into it after a few threads of being unhappy!
>>38529668
No
>>38529698
Already deleted I'm afraid, sorry!

>>38529819
Was the Hellwyrm fight sorta anticlimatic feeling because we successfully blitzed him with a ton of damage? Did we just speedrun him?

>>38529819
Thanks for running dude. You planning on running WOL tomorrow?

who wants a mediocre sized folder of Yoruichi images?

including that one I deleted

http://www4.zippyshare.com/v/FaFriLd3/file.html

also, don't forget to archive AE

>>38529616
Thanks for running Azure!
Going to update the writefag pastebin tomorrow when I wake up.

>>38529990
You could just dump it in imgur or dropbox.

>>38529891
We OP now m8. Pack a punch above our powerlevel thanks to our nifty abilities.

Thank you for running Azure. You are awesome

>>38529616
I forget, are Sin-Fin's sad aura always on, and due to being pretty much at zero, we're even more susceptible to it than normal?

In that case, was the sincerity behind Sin-Fin's actions and words able to override her despair aura, or are we just weird?

>>38530058
or people could just go to gelbooru/danbooru like I did.

>>38529891
we hit hard and fast.
right in the dick

>>38530292
Because true end is us eating everything.